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Title: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 14, 2014, 04:14:16 AM
 Finally, after years of hard work alone in a dismal cell, my prisoners/scientists/indentured servants were able to create an engine that is capable of interstellar flight! I am now (it's about time...) able to reach the planets of our solar system, as well as the moon. My first act will be to set up vast mining facilities on the moon.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 14, 2014, 05:00:51 AM
Can some of my trolls and I come along? There must be some caves there that we could explore. . . Also, will you be planning on spreading your mining to the asteroid fields? I hear they hold a more bountiful harvest of minerals and metals.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 14, 2014, 06:39:56 AM
 Yes, I shall need miners for my expeditions and trolls would seem to be good for that. I suppose I could also use trolls as soldiers if I encountered any hostile beings.

I will expand my efforts to asteroid fields in the future, but for the moment I am looking at the moon's vast helium deposits and seeing if they would be viable as an energy source. If I can tap into them before other people do, I can dominate the market.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 14, 2014, 10:53:11 PM
 So.... does anyone wish to buy my exports from the moon?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 14, 2014, 10:54:45 PM
*Swoops down in starship and drops moon gravel on Izeroth's head*

A little behind the times, aren't you?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 14, 2014, 10:57:37 PM
Russ as your first officer I would advise you not to unnecessarily intimidate the enemy. Your actions may force him to become unnecessarily hostile.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 14, 2014, 11:00:23 PM
Oh, come on... You have to admit, *Pushes up goggles* it was funny.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 14, 2014, 11:03:50 PM
*Sighs and shakes head* You are the most incompetent starship commander I have ever met. Really it is not worth it if we start a war because of it.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 14, 2014, 11:04:25 PM
Meh......
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 14, 2014, 11:15:00 PM
Hah, did you hear him? He has interstellar drive technology, and his plans are for lunar freighting. Surely he'd take on grander missions if he was well defended. 'The stars are made of latinum.'
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 14, 2014, 11:15:42 PM
Wha........?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 14, 2014, 11:16:38 PM
(Basically, that was several references and some slightly flawed logic)
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 14, 2014, 11:17:42 PM
*face palm* You sound like a Ferengi *Is not amused*
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 14, 2014, 11:18:00 PM
I am not following.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 14, 2014, 11:19:10 PM
@ Russ

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/64/50/c56450f53123206a3fabebaa31bdb7aa.jpg)
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 14, 2014, 11:19:43 PM
Love it ^^^  ;D
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 14, 2014, 11:23:45 PM
*Grins, hoping to amuse Faiy* C'mon, be amused. *is amusing*


That pic is amusing, though, very much so.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 14, 2014, 11:24:28 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 14, 2014, 11:26:46 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 14, 2014, 11:15:00 PM
Hah, did you hear him? He has interstellar drive technology, and his plans are for lunar freighting. Surely he'd take on grander missions if he was well defended. 'The stars are made of latinum.'

I am currently capable of much grander things, but I want to start small first. My military technology is a but outdated, but I don't need amazing weapons, considering that most of my neighbors are still in the Iron Age.

*looks at the smoking ruins of a Neolithic village*
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 14, 2014, 11:28:10 PM
I am lost.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 14, 2014, 11:32:08 PM
 Obviously, considering that you have no map. Everyone knows that you don't travel to Izeroth's kingdom without a map..Or, maybe they don't. Either way, 'tis your fault..
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 14, 2014, 11:37:45 PM
Aye, Aye, Aye.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 15, 2014, 12:11:07 AM
*Turns to Faiy* See? Outdated military technology. Ours is perfectly up to date- Just like our salvaging arm. By the way... *Tractor beam emitters open up and slightly rusted side-clawy bits unfold* Are you using that starship for anything?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 15, 2014, 01:53:15 AM
Russ you are forgetting The prime directive. We can't get involved. If he violates our rights feel free to retaliate but as of now he is causing no harm.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 15, 2014, 01:59:44 AM
 See? See?! I'm not causing any harm! If you continue antagonizing me, I have full rights (per the treaty of August) to wipe you off the face of the moon with my missiles. I've done it to people in the past, and I would not hesitate to do it again if need be...

Anyway, what's the problem here? I'm just trying to take full control of the moon's resources... It's not like I'm trying to take over the world here. I'll do that later on.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 15, 2014, 02:42:13 AM
Anyway we are far more advanced then he is. He poses no threat to us as of now. However I would advise monitoring his progress.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 15, 2014, 05:23:26 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 14, 2014, 11:19:10 PM
@ Russ

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/64/50/c56450f53123206a3fabebaa31bdb7aa.jpg)
Lol.

Quote from: Izeroth on September 14, 2014, 11:32:08 PM
Obviously, considering that you have no map. Everyone knows that you don't travel to Izeroth's kingdom without a map..Or, maybe they don't. Either way, 'tis your fault..
I just dig under it; don't need a map.

Hey, Ize? I could contribute some of our special metals for improvement of technology.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 15, 2014, 05:26:17 PM
Good for you Scarzles
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 15, 2014, 05:32:18 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 15, 2014, 01:53:15 AM
Russ you are forgetting The prime directive. We can't get involved. If he violates our rights feel free to retaliate but as of now he is causing no harm.

Surely you remember that we commandeered and modified this ship?

Doesn't even fly straight... We're sideways, not that it makes much of a difference.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 15, 2014, 05:57:19 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 15, 2014, 05:26:17 PM
Good for you Scarzles
Yes, it's very good of me. Hush.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 15, 2014, 06:16:22 PM
That is because you failed your Basic Engineering courses at the Academy and we are working with a skeleton Crew.  ::)

We need an engineer and I told you that before we left port.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 15, 2014, 08:01:17 PM
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608031188871352107&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 15, 2014, 08:07:08 PM
As the resident astronomy/planetary colonization expert (Colonizing Mars is my ultimate IRL ambition) I can tell you colonies on Luna are worthless, and I already took Mars. Luna doesn't have light available in a way useful to agriculture (no atmosphere or magnetosphere to protect from radiation), no water except for trace amounts from asteroids in craters, no metal ores... In short, the only thing valuable on Luna is H3, used in making super-efficient nuclear fusion reactors- which would still make a colony unprofitable.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 15, 2014, 08:07:43 PM
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608013996115166409&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 16, 2014, 12:18:53 AM
Wylder you look like you have a good potential. Would you like to join us. We are in need of a good crew and I need some one to help me keep Russ from destroying us all. Having a hard enough time as it is keeping this thing running.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 16, 2014, 12:59:40 AM
 Mars has no magnetic field, my friends. Any artificial atmosphere that is made will get blown away by solar wind. With no atmosphere, you'll have to stay huddled inside your colonies. And, contrary to what you may think, Luna is profitable. The vast h3 deposits will be very profitable if I can monopolize them.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 03:53:03 PM
 :P I meant Wylder...  Not tam XP
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 07:10:14 PM
Okaaaaaaaay.........

ANGER!!!!!!
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Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:20:25 PM
 :P Sorry It was a typo... A very big typo...   :P
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 07:35:51 PM
Riiiiiiight........  >:(
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:41:47 PM
It's the ships fault the com system is been having problems for the past few days... One of the reasons we need an engineer ASAP! RUSS! This is your fault you know.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 07:52:37 PM
It is not his fault. He is a nice person.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:54:02 PM
He failed to see the necessity in having an engineer on board as a result the ship is falling apart!
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 17, 2014, 08:09:04 PM
I do have engineering experience... I'll think about it.

As to you, Izeroth, Mars does have a magnetic field, albeit a weak one... But still strong enough to support my terraforming industries, which even now are powered by nuclear fusion power generators from dueterium mined from here- not as valuable as H3, but present about a thousand times higher levels! My agricultural systems are flourishing- Mars actually has very rich soil, and the higher concentration of CO2 kicks their efficiency up 50%! Now what do you say?   
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 17, 2014, 08:58:02 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 17, 2014, 08:09:04 PM
I do have engineering experience... I'll think about it.

As to you, Izeroth, Mars does have a magnetic field, albeit a weak one... But still strong enough to support my terraforming industries, which even now are powered by nuclear fusion power generators from dueterium mined from here- not as valuable as H3, but present about a thousand times higher levels! My agricultural systems are flourishing- Mars actually has very rich soil, and the higher concentration of CO2 kicks their efficiency up 50%! Now what do you say?   

There's enough h3 on the moon to power the Earth for a thousand years. The humans are looking for "green" power, and I can provide it to them for a ridiculously high price. They won't be able to complain about the price, because my fleet is capable of shooting down the weak spacecraft that the humans have.
Even the most "high tech" human ships are no match for my troops.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 18, 2014, 05:28:09 AM
No, no they are not. However, I am. At least, I would be, if Faiy would fix the machines... I mean, really, you're the one who passed first-level engineering class. I didn't hire engineers because I didn't know you were almost as inept as me.

Regardless, our photon torpedo banks are still functioning, as are most of our phasers... *Presses button* Tam, Wylder, either of you. You any good at engineering? Seriously, we're incompetent when it comes to fixing things. C'mon. Wylder, I'll help you with your colony. Tam, I'll... Give you a laser or something? Yeah. Join me and I'll give you a phaser and/or disruptor. Yeah. Space guns.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 18, 2014, 02:54:52 PM
QuoteI mean, really, you're the one who passed first-level engineering class.

Just barely. Not that I didn't try. Never was to good at that class... The professor didn't help. Besides that was a long time ago and I have forgotten most of it. Never needed it. Oh sure I know all that is necessary to be first officer but to fix a warp coil or a transporter... nope.

Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 18, 2014, 04:05:43 PM
I am not good at that type of mechanics. I am a Car engineer. Not a spaceship one.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 18, 2014, 04:08:38 PM
That would be of no use to us...
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 18, 2014, 04:11:44 PM
That is why I live down on earth.....
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 18, 2014, 04:15:42 PM
Smart choice...
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 18, 2014, 04:17:48 PM
So.....What is it like living in space?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 18, 2014, 04:21:50 PM
Just marvelous.  ;D There is an endless number of possibility's. and out of that endless possibility I had to be stuck with captain incompetent here.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 18, 2014, 04:22:53 PM
I see.

Very fascinating indeed.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 18, 2014, 04:47:53 PM
Oh, yes, it's great fun. *Shoots Faiy a glare*

Tam, you can join us if you like. You can even bring some of your antique transportation vehicles if you like.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 19, 2014, 03:07:07 AM
Perhaps you people would like to arrange a deal with me? I provide you with a portion of everything I get off of the moon and future expeditions, and you provide me with a portion of whatever you sell. Additionally, I will sign a treaty promising that I will not launch an attack on your ships or attempt to conquer your holdings.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 19, 2014, 03:12:22 AM
Um... Seeing as the only people you could sell it to have not developed nuclear fusion yet... That would not be too profitable...

Sure, Rus, I'll come aboard. I'm a decent hand, and I could use some adventure. My martians are developing fine without me.

Just so you know, though, I use lasers, fusion rifles and plasma blasters. None of these wimpy stun phasers or whatever. While ship phasers are fine, I really prefer anti-matter warheads and plasma cannons. I do happen to have a few...
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 19, 2014, 03:19:40 AM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 19, 2014, 03:12:22 AM
Um... Seeing as the only people you could sell it to have not developed nuclear fusion yet... That would not be too profitable...

Sure, Rus, I'll come aboard. I'm a decent hand, and I could use some adventure. My martians are developing fine without me.

Just so you know, though, I use lasers, fusion rifles and plasma blasters. None of these wimpy stun phasers or whatever. While ship phasers are fine, I really prefer anti-matter warheads and plasma cannons. I do happen to have a few...

I am getting very close to discovering fusion, and when I have a working reactor I shall give it to the puny humans as a gift. The humans will naturally copy the design and build reactors everywhere.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 19, 2014, 03:25:40 AM
Not if "Most of your neighbors are in the iron age."
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 19, 2014, 04:35:19 AM
Ah. Good to have you on board. I'm not opposed to more powerful weapons, but I don't think we have anti-matter missile launchers- If I'm not mistaken, and I may well be, photon torpedo launchers are less cautious than anti-matter weapon protocol will allow...

Regardless, fight hand-to-hand with what you want, as long as you carry at least one stun-capable weapon.

Izeroth, I don't sell anything. I take things sometimes, though... Why would I buy your goods that are of no use to me when I could just take them?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 19, 2014, 02:39:41 PM
RUSS! really. *turns communication off so that the others can't hear* We are military force lets provide him with protection against hostile forces in exchanged for him not attacking us or the federation and his goods might not be of use to us now but I can see him growing fasts he may find something useful to us and in that case we will get a share of it (Without a fight). I would like to put a few precautions in place. We will only aide him if another force is the aggressor. If he is being attacked and the other parry started it. If he is the one attacking then we will not help him.  I think it is a good trade it will keep him out of our hair.  Now *Turns com back on*

Wylder The phazers have a wide range of setting the lowest being a mild stun, the middle a strong stun and the highest being a strong kill. So you see they are both. Now prepare to be beamed aboard I will lock on to your signal and meet you in the transporter room in three minutes.

*goes to transporter room 2* 

You ready?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 19, 2014, 03:20:55 PM
*sighs*

I guess...


I really hate teleportation.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 19, 2014, 06:13:34 PM
I will consider joining Rus. I happen to like Earth.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 19, 2014, 08:05:13 PM
My apologies I would send a shuttle craft for you but the hanger doors are in disrepair. I am beaming you up... now *Beams Wylder up*  Welcome aboard.  ;)
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 19, 2014, 08:06:57 PM
Wait, who is he again?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 19, 2014, 08:36:49 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 19, 2014, 08:06:57 PM
Wait, who is he again?

It would be me, the harmless mustelid who has just discovered nuclear fusion and is rapidly expanding.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 19, 2014, 08:46:48 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 19, 2014, 08:06:57 PM
Wait, who is he again?

::) This is why he failed his engineering class. Now Wylder would you please follow me to the bridge. 
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 20, 2014, 04:48:37 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 19, 2014, 03:12:22 AM
Just so you know, though, I use lasers, fusion rifles and plasma blasters. None of these wimpy stun phasers or whatever. While ship phasers are fine, I really prefer anti-matter warheads and plasma cannons. I do happen to have a few...
What about red matter explosives?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 22, 2014, 03:26:19 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on September 14, 2014, 04:14:16 AM
Finally, after years of hard work alone in a dismal cell, my prisoners/scientists/indentured servants were able to create an engine that is capable of interstellar flight! I am now (it's about time...) able to reach the planets of our solar system, as well as the moon. My first act will be to set up vast mining facilities on the moon.

Ah'm 'orribly zorry tae rain on yer parade (or drop a meteor on yer..ozer meteorz...) but ah'm afraid ze moon avready 'az in'abitantz, an' zerefore yer moinin' vid be illicit and zerefore illegal. Ah'll let Commander Strax fill ye in on ze detailz:
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 22, 2014, 03:31:03 AM
Ah. . .
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 22, 2014, 03:38:00 AM
Zorry aboot zat mateyz. Ah reckon ye came taae late, or zummat. Meanvhoile, ah'm gaein' tae dae zome profoile image a-changin'. Da svidaniya! *Goez off an' doez ztated*
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 22, 2014, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 22, 2014, 03:26:19 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on September 14, 2014, 04:14:16 AM
Finally, after years of hard work alone in a dismal cell, my prisoners/scientists/indentured servants were able to create an engine that is capable of interstellar flight! I am now (it's about time...) able to reach the planets of our solar system, as well as the moon. My first act will be to set up vast mining facilities on the moon.

Ah'm 'orribly zorry tae rain on yer parade (or drop a meteor on yer..ozer meteorz...) but ah'm afraid ze moon avready 'az in'abitantz, an' zerefore yer moinin' vid be illicit and zerefore illegal. Ah'll let Commander Strax fill ye in on ze detailz:


I would really expect a weasel such as yourself to have more sense here. It is true that there are a few small tribes of "moonites" or such nonsense, but they're mostly just human scum who attack my ships. They have not attempted civilized contact, and as such I usually just annihilate them.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 22, 2014, 08:50:10 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on September 22, 2014, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 22, 2014, 03:26:19 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on September 14, 2014, 04:14:16 AM
Finally, after years of hard work alone in a dismal cell, my prisoners/scientists/indentured servants were able to create an engine that is capable of interstellar flight! I am now (it's about time...) able to reach the planets of our solar system, as well as the moon. My first act will be to set up vast mining facilities on the moon.

Ah'm 'orribly zorry tae rain on yer parade (or drop a meteor on yer..ozer meteorz...) but ah'm afraid ze moon avready 'az in'abitantz, an' zerefore yer moinin' vid be illicit and zerefore illegal. Ah'll let Commander Strax fill ye in on ze detailz:


I would really expect a weasel such as yourself to have more sense here. It is true that there are a few small tribes of "moonites" or such nonsense, but they're mostly just human scum who attack my ships. They have not attempted civilized contact, and as such I usually just annihilate them.

Aye, but zat'z vot zey vant ye tae zink. Actually zeir parliment iz aboot tae dae zummat aboot yer illegal moinin' any day na'. Moight vant tae move tae an unin'abited place. Ah 'ear Moonoitez can be quoite unfroiendly, zae...
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 22, 2014, 08:53:10 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 22, 2014, 08:50:10 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on September 22, 2014, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 22, 2014, 03:26:19 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on September 14, 2014, 04:14:16 AM
Finally, after years of hard work alone in a dismal cell, my prisoners/scientists/indentured servants were able to create an engine that is capable of interstellar flight! I am now (it's about time...) able to reach the planets of our solar system, as well as the moon. My first act will be to set up vast mining facilities on the moon.

Ah'm 'orribly zorry tae rain on yer parade (or drop a meteor on yer..ozer meteorz...) but ah'm afraid ze moon avready 'az in'abitantz, an' zerefore yer moinin' vid be illicit and zerefore illegal. Ah'll let Commander Strax fill ye in on ze detailz:


I would really expect a weasel such as yourself to have more sense here. It is true that there are a few small tribes of "moonites" or such nonsense, but they're mostly just human scum who attack my ships. They have not attempted civilized contact, and as such I usually just annihilate them.

Aye, but zat'z vot zey vant ye tae zink. Actually zeir parliment iz aboot tae dae zummat aboot yer illegal moinin' any day na'. Moight vant tae move tae an unin'abited place. Ah 'ear Moonoitez can be quoite unfroiendly, zae...

This could be solved with nuclear missiles diplomacy, you know. I shall send some assassins ambassadors to their parliament to settle this.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 22, 2014, 09:13:21 PM
I may be of some use to you as mediator in this situation.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 23, 2014, 03:27:58 AM
'fraid zey moight 'ave a vee bit o' trouble viz zat mate. Zeir parliment iz apparently on Jupiter for zome odd reazon. Ah'm nae zeein' many vayz oot o' ziz vizoot zome unfortunate incoident. Any ideaz matez?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 23, 2014, 03:34:58 AM
 I have no respect for the utmost respect for those little fools those moon people. I will pursue the most violent possible course the most diplomatic course when wiping them off of the face of Jupiter negotiating.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Delthion on September 23, 2014, 03:36:20 AM
Excellent idea most esteemed Emperor!
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 23, 2014, 05:15:03 AM
*Launches incendiary missile at Jupiter in the name of science*
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 24, 2014, 01:40:24 AM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 19, 2014, 04:35:19 AM
Ah. Good to have you on board. I'm not opposed to more powerful weapons, but I don't think we have anti-matter missile launchers- If I'm not mistaken, and I may well be, photon torpedo launchers are less cautious than anti-matter weapon protocol will allow...

Regardless, fight hand-to-hand with what you want, as long as you carry at least one stun-capable weapon.

Izeroth, I don't sell anything. I take things sometimes, though... Why would I buy your goods that are of no use to me when I could just take them?

Ah, I wouldn't be a decent engineer if I couldn't rig something up. Tinkering with military tech is my specialty.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 24, 2014, 02:32:06 AM
*Immediately thinks of ways to for plate armor protective exosuits*
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 24, 2014, 07:04:43 PM
Monty Python.......
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 25, 2014, 12:36:18 AM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 24, 2014, 07:04:43 PM
Monty Python.......

Ye 'ad tae poke it, eh?

Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2014, 03:08:40 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 24, 2014, 02:32:06 AM
*Immediately thinks of ways to for plate armor protective exosuits*
Sorry, already took it. Integrated brainwave receivers so the whole thing is thought controlled. 360 degree camera vision and integrated data arrays. Powered by compact deuterium fusion reactors. Solid state shield projector. Auto-targeting laser array mounted on the shoulder. Manual high-power laser emitter on the arm, along with a plethora of weapons and tools in the wrists. Rocket launchers in the shoulder plates.

Yeah. The works. I've had a bit of time on my paws...
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 25, 2014, 03:13:29 AM
I meant the actual armor and materials, genius. I'm obsessed with metal and the use of it, not the technology.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2014, 03:17:14 AM
Metals? That's outdated. Composite polymers is where it's at. Far easier to manufacture, form, and sturdier than metals with much more controllable properties. Metals we only use in large-scale structural functions. They are otherwise mostly superannuated.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 25, 2014, 03:33:00 AM
Composite polymer would be great if I could large-scale build them, but I can't. When you field an army as large as mine, you have to think about quantity and not quality. Unless the nearby volcano starts raining polymer, my metal resources far outnumber any composite polymer I have. Additionally, I've found that metal is able to withstand direct blows, while polymer is more subject to breaking.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2014, 03:36:58 AM
Not if you can manufacture it right. Proper engineering technique and knowledge of the application of layers of different polymers for different properties are essential.

Anyways, if you are working purely off lunar elements, you got a raw deal, as 95% of the moon is just SiO2... Rock. You also have to use enormous amounts of power to separate the silicon and oxygen into useful forms.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 25, 2014, 04:14:08 AM
It appears you haven't experienced the supermetals the trolls have forged under your feet. Well, since you're so satisfied with your polymers, I won't share any information with you.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2014, 04:33:19 AM
I need none. Polymers are superior to any metals for this sort of work. Anyways, forging itself is an outdated process.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 25, 2014, 12:13:46 PM
 I am not merely working off moon metals. I have at my acess one of the greatest mountains In this forum, as well as a long plain filled with many minerals.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Tam and Martin on September 25, 2014, 01:31:12 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 25, 2014, 12:36:18 AM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 24, 2014, 07:04:43 PM
Monty Python.......

Ye 'ad tae poke it, eh?


Yep!
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 25, 2014, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2014, 04:33:19 AM
I need none. Polymers are superior to any metals for this sort of work. Anyways, forging itself is an outdated process.
Just as well; the trollish sciences are beyond your comprehension, human.

Quote from: Izeroth on September 25, 2014, 12:13:46 PM
I am not merely working off moon metals. I have at my acess one of the greatest mountains In this forum, as well as a long plain filled with many minerals.
. . . And are in trade with the trolls, who can supply you with the supermetals.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2014, 04:43:27 PM
Indeed, it is beyond me. Troll science can be described in two words: incredible pigheadedness! You are so devoted to metals and forging that you spend all your energy trying to un-outdate them!

Wait... I don't think un-outdate is a word. Re-date? Aw, who cares.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 25, 2014, 05:01:03 PM
So you think. You don't know much about the lives of those under your feet except which I have told you.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2014, 05:03:40 PM
I'm on Mars or, as of currently, in a starship. No trolls under my feet there.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 25, 2014, 05:06:25 PM
It's an expression we make referring to all surface dwellers.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 25, 2014, 08:51:04 PM
Enough! *Interrupts communications between Scarzs and Wylder.*  Now If you two can't get along I will have t sever you communications. And thank you Scarzs for your offer. At the moment we are under going repairs and upgrades so  some of you metals may be of some use to us. If the need arises we will be sure to open negotiations.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 25, 2014, 09:07:32 PM
Well, as long as you have a means of paying me, then I can help.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2014, 09:43:09 PM
I am sure we could manage something. Perhaps helping you develop polymer technology...  ;)
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 25, 2014, 10:02:53 PM
We could also provide transport if you wish to colonize any other planets.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 25, 2014, 10:43:07 PM
Give us a planet that you have been unable to mine too deeply due to your inferior human mining.

Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2014, 09:43:09 PM
I am sure we could manage something. Perhaps helping you develop polymer technology...  ;)
I only respect carbon composite materials.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 26, 2014, 12:34:44 AM
 *a small metallic key appears in Izeroth's hand*

Here is the acess to the mining base on Neop IV. The surface is full of mercury-like lakes, and the ground is made of near indestructible volcanic stones. Happy digging!!
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 26, 2014, 12:42:45 AM
I'll take that one as well.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 26, 2014, 01:21:51 AM
Like I said, we may provide suitable transportation for your people and there supplies. The planet you wish to colonize must be uninhabited or the aria where you wish to live unreachable. Just be careful not to cause to much seismic activity down there. No matter where you are.

Now I would like to know more in detail about what you have to offer?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 26, 2014, 01:42:49 AM
Coreum- a red-tinted metal that is of light weight, and strong up to a shattering point from nine tons of pressure on an 1/2in. by 1/2in. square. Melting temperature of 5537 degrees F. Weight per cubic foot: 135lbs. Is notable for absorbing radiation.

Delvinium- A metal that will never tarnish, this dark silvery substance is the favorite of the Trolls for it's durability and workability, as well as it's epic color; it bends under twelve tons of pressure, but will never shatter. Melting temperature: 9729 degrees F. Weight per cubic foot: 150lbs. Very good for armor, as it is extremely protective against both explosions and resilient against lasers.

Karundan Metal- This is a most rare of colors for metal, bearing a dark green pallor. We have mostly used it for decoration, but it has strength, tending to be very springy after forming, and is useful as springs. Melting temperature: 4073 degrees F. Weight per cubic foot: 120lbs. Occasionally used for projectiles against magic-based creatures for arcane absorbing properties.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 26, 2014, 02:22:34 AM
I am quite interested in this Coreum and the Delvinium. They could be very useful as armor hull plating...  I believe we can reach an agreement. I would like to design a shuttle craft using these metals in its hull. I would like your help in forging these materials. In exchange I will transport those which you have selected to the colony planet sight.   
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 26, 2014, 02:29:49 AM
Sounds reasonable. Add in some fresh meat and we can give you some Karundan metal in whatever items you wish for nothing else. Are we at an agreement?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 26, 2014, 03:10:58 AM
Metals indeed will be superior for our large scale construction projects. However, for building strength-enhancing tech-integrated combat suits polymers are more valuable. The properties are far more controllable, they are as strong if more brittle, easier and far cheaper to mass produce and manipulate, lighter, and far easier to integrate with technology- chips, micro-computers and power supplies can easily be sandwiched into the suit.
Building a mechanized walker/suit is a completely different matter, however.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 26, 2014, 03:36:18 AM
Um do you mind Replicated meat? Otherwise I really don't know how I could get my hands on it. 
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 26, 2014, 03:46:02 AM
Live cows; if you can clone those, we're good.

Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 26, 2014, 03:10:58 AM
Metals indeed will be superior for our large scale construction projects. However, for building strength-enhancing tech-integrated combat suits polymers are more valuable. The properties are far more controllable, they are as strong if more brittle, easier and far cheaper to mass produce and manipulate, lighter, and far easier to integrate with technology- chips, micro-computers and power supplies can easily be sandwiched into the suit.
Building a mechanized walker/suit is a completely different matter, however.
But making the metals work with your polymers would be beneficial.
However, I won't press the matter any further.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Delthion on September 26, 2014, 02:45:53 PM
We shall trade two score of Helios's cattle for one ton of Delvinium and one ton Karundan, I am interested in making the first solar flight of my planet.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 26, 2014, 06:12:52 PM
Ach, ziz topic'z gone tae economicz...Blazted Moon!
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 26, 2014, 06:13:49 PM
Hey, as soon as I get my meat, it won't be so economical.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 26, 2014, 06:16:25 PM
Ach...
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 26, 2014, 08:43:23 PM
 
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 26, 2014, 06:12:52 PM
Ach, ziz topic'z gone tae economicz...Blazted Moon!

As soon as my army is fully built and all the strongholds are finished, this topic won't be so economical. I envision a future in which the other nations cower before my might! have friendly relations with me, and where I can get anything I want with a show of force negotiate fair trade deals. The other leaders will surrender or die reach a mutual understanding of peace and tranquility...
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 26, 2014, 09:32:05 PM
And of course, in the end you will die a horrible violent death live happily ever after.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Rusvul on September 26, 2014, 10:03:21 PM
I would love to topple your empire and mercifully send you to an M-Class planet where you can live a simple life and never escape, as long as you don't make your death absolutely necessary have diplomatic relations as well.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 26, 2014, 11:01:39 PM
Ach, again...
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 27, 2014, 01:01:19 AM
*Ignores the boys childish behavior.* Scarzs do you have a problem with replicated meat?
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: The Skarzs on September 27, 2014, 01:24:58 AM
Not really.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 27, 2014, 04:07:35 AM
Ach again, again...
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Izeroth on September 27, 2014, 05:33:57 AM
 It seems that we've reached a friendly agreement. Pleasure annihilating your planets and enslaving your people doing business with you all.
Title: Re: It's time to conquer the Milky Way!
Post by: Faiyloe on September 27, 2014, 12:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 27, 2014, 01:24:58 AM
Not really.

Good then I will have it ready for you within the hour.