*Opens scroll* I'd like to invite you all to the wedding of
@lass of something much and
@Scott McLamok May the chaos commence!
Oooh! Who is the best man, and the maid of honor? Who is the DJ and the ring-bearer? So many questions!
*hides in a corner* This is going to get messy when Lass arrives.
Let's make it messy BEFORE she arrives! Woohoo!!!
Psst *Whispers* If I didn't know any better, I'd think she was trying to hide
@lass of something much? Our Lass? Hide? Surely no.
I nominate myself to be dj.
Please remember that there are small children around.
This was foretold. It is their destiny. May they always be happy together.
Seriously guys? Really? -_-
Yep!
Found a place!
(http://www.enjoydeco.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Elegant-Church-Wedding-Decorations-Idea.jpg)
Whoa.
Are the people included?
Oooh! Please say yes, please say yes!
I was thinking the same. People make a great meal are very nice to talk to.
^Lol
The flower arrangements are absolutely exquisite!
Indeed they are.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 10:39:22 PM
I was thinking the same. People make a great meal are very nice to talk to.
As are Taniwha.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 10:19:26 PM
Please remember that there are small children around.
Yes, yes, I will keep my playlist clean.
*pops head in*
...
...Nope!
*leaves*
*Sits on Lass before she can leave.*
You only just got here! Stay awhile ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 10:39:22 PM
I was thinking the same. People make a great meal are very nice to talk to.
-_-
*squeaks* Get off mee! *Crawls to the door*
*magically closes all exits* Not so fast, little sister.
*confiscates knife from Kade*
How could you do this to me, Teer! You're meant to be on my side!
*poofs out of the thread*
Is it too late to volunteer for catering?
*Lass finds that the exits are all closed and unable to be opened, though beasts can still enter*
Come, darling sister, it's not that bad. Besides, I think Scott would be a great brother-in-law for me.
Captain Wortshire, no, it's not too late to volunteer for catering. Do you want to take on the job?
*lass runs out one exit, then back in through another.*
All exits are synced back to the entrance. For you at least, Lass.
Ninja'd
Yep, me a ninja.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 26, 2020, 11:10:53 PM
*lass runs out one exit, then back in through another.*
All exits are synced back to the entrance. For you at least, Lass.
Why with the powerplaying?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 11:10:03 PM
*Lass finds that the exits are all closed and unable to be opened, though beasts can still enter*
Come, darling sister, it's not that bad. Besides, I think Scott would be a great brother-in-law for me.
Captain Wortshire, no, it's not too late to volunteer for catering. Do you want to take on the job?
Why are you doing this to me, Teer?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 26, 2020, 11:18:07 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 26, 2020, 11:10:53 PM
*lass runs out one exit, then back in through another.*
All exits are synced back to the entrance. For you at least, Lass.
Why with the powerplaying?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 11:10:03 PM
*Lass finds that the exits are all closed and unable to be opened, though beasts can still enter*
Come, darling sister, it's not that bad. Besides, I think Scott would be a great brother-in-law for me.
Captain Wortshire, no, it's not too late to volunteer for catering. Do you want to take on the job?
why are you doing this Teer?
It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable. You and Scott are trapped here until the ceremony is complete.
Because you're going to be 'shipped with someone wildly out of your age bracket and you're gonna like it.
Wow, that sounds bad all written out.
IT SOUNDS BAD BECAUSE IT IS BAD, YOU DUNDER-HEADED BAFOON!!!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 26, 2020, 11:19:17 PM
Because you're going to be 'shipped with someone wildly out of your age bracket and you're gonna like it.
Wow, that sounds bad all written out.
Don't worry, Love, it sounds fine.
*laughs in sith lord*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 11:10:03 PM
*Lass finds that the exits are all closed and unable to be opened, though beasts can still enter*
Come, darling sister, it's not that bad. Besides, I think Scott would be a great brother-in-law for me.
Captain Wortshire, no, it's not too late to volunteer for catering. Do you want to take on the job?
Sure.
*holds up tray*
(https://cdn0.wideopeneats.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/How-to-Tamales-720x405.jpg)
Tamales anyone?
(Everyone just place your order)
BTW
@Scott McLamok, I can acquire some crisps at a secondhand dealer, if you are interested.
Those look delicious.
SOMEBEAST SAVE MEEEE!!
I'm not even inside.
*Injects a small device into his flesh*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 27, 2020, 12:10:38 AM
I'm not even inside.
*Injects a small device into his flesh*
What did you do?
*steps closer and speaks louder*
WHAT DID YOU DO?
...
O.O
...Oh help...Scott...What did you just...Please don't die...
Oh me, I did not do a thing, at least not anything important. Don't worry its not a bomb, or poison it is msg so my crisps can taste better.
(You need to read the topic beef crisps to understand)
Oh great, now he's gonna eat himself... That's soooo much better.
You guys will never catch me!
*Jumps on a horse and rides into the sunset*
(Indiana Jones theme starts to play)
THE END
(Applause)
YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW THE SHOW IS OVER.
YES!
*goes back to bed*
*pulls out Indiana Jones whip and catches Scott*
Oh no you don't.
IT IS TO LATE THE SHOW IS OVER GO HOME.
Go back to bed!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 26, 2020, 11:19:17 PM
Because you're going to be 'shipped with someone wildly out of your age bracket and you're gonna like it.
Wow, that sounds bad all written out.
You're only bringing this up now?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 27, 2020, 12:32:25 AM
You guys will never catch me!
*Jumps on a horse and rides into the sunset*
(Indiana Jones theme starts to play)
THE END
(Applause)
YOU CAN ALL GO HOME NOW THE SHOW IS OVER.
*the horse walks through a puddle and appears inside building* Heh, sorry, bro. There's no escape, I'm afraid. You're going to marry my sister whether you like it or not.
Look outside at all those meteorites its beautiful.
*looks outside* Rain! *runs outside and jumps on the tramp, singing "it's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring, he bumped his head on the end of the bed and never woke up in the morning" at the hop of her lungs*
It's raining outside, finally. It is rather beautiful, because we know how much good it will do everything.
Raining?
*runs inside and gives Teer a wet hug* Hahaha! You're all wet now!
*gives everybeast a mug of hot coco*
*adds mixed spice to cocoa and sips appreciatively*
I say, absoballyutely spiffin', wot wot! A and B the C of D and all that jargon, eh!
*Eats the hot cocoa and glares at Teer briefly before replying to Lass.* Thank you for the meal.
*hides under the table*
A meal? I wouldn't call hot coco a meal, but sure...Whatever..
*muffled voice from under the table* Oh. Thanks.
(Edited out...MWHAHAHA! You will never know!)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 04:49:25 AM
*adds mixed spice to cocoa and sips appreciatively*
I say, absoballyutely spiffin', wot wot! A and B the C of D and all that jargon, eh!
Hittagall, uittagall, wittagall, pittagall, all the other 'ittagalls'.
*edits this post out to annoy people*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 05:01:37 AM
*muffled voice from under the table* Oh. Thanks.
*Whispers to Teer...*
I'm still waiting. *...then also goes outside.*
Quote from: Booklover on March 27, 2020, 11:57:30 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 04:49:25 AM
*adds mixed spice to cocoa and sips appreciatively*
I say, absoballyutely spiffin', wot wot! A and B the C of D and all that jargon, eh!
Hittagall, uittagall, wittagall, pittagall, all the other 'ittagalls'.
Sadly, I find that to be one of the weaker "riddles" in the series. Still my favorite Redwall book though, as I've stated multiple times :laugh:
Not really a riddle.
Hence the quotations.
What's your favourite riddle from the books?
I honestly couldn't give a good answer. It's been awhile since I've read a lot of the books. Sorry....
(Are you reading back? Good! You will be left in curiosity forever! You will suffer for making this thread!)
WHY would you let this thread go to the next page? Seriously, we must help Lass and Scott to be as happy as we are.
Nooooo!!!! The show is over! Go back to bed! LEAVE!
The show is not over. You're not married yet.
...GO HOME!!!!!
But I just got here!
Don't go home, Corn, the show has barely begun.
No! You're wrong! Leave!
Now, now. Be polite to your guests, Lass.
No!
*shoots everybeast with sleep darts*
*goes to sleep*
Lass I think you need to shoot our guests with something more permanent.
O.O
...
*slowly backs away*
N-no...
Am I becoming to creepy?
...
Yes...Yes very much so...
My mum wants everybeast to know that she approves of this match and looks forward to Scott becoming her son-in-law.
...
Alrighty.
...
He's trying to find Scott's weakness, but what he doesn't know is that Scott's weakness is right here.
OoooooOo! What is it? Tell me!
You are his weakness. He would do anything to keep you safe.
O.o
No...No...No you have it all wrong...
Stop...
^-^
Lassa please confirm your mom approves of this chip.
Sadly, no.
was that no mean you won't answer or was it the answer to the question?
Scott, you said chip not ship. :laugh:
I did that on purpose it is an homage to Scott crisps.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 29, 2020, 06:50:29 AM
was that no mean you won't answer or was it the answer to the question?
She actually does approve...I wish I was joking...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 29, 2020, 06:53:39 AM
I did that on purpose it is an homage to Scott crisps.
Ah, right. Sorry. :P
Your kidding right?
You just keep thinking that...Better for both of us that way..
You guys are sooo messing with me.
No...No we're not...I...She...Gaah..
I will not belive it till I have living proof.
Very well. Have it your way.. :P
Ok good. You guys were just making that all up, right?
I'm telling the truth...
Why exactly does your mom ship this chip?
How am I meant to know?
Ehhhh ok.
I edited this out and I can't remember what was here...Gahh...
Do not worry I have arranged that and no on is here to stop me!
Hehehehehehehehe
This got real imteresting.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 29, 2020, 07:14:20 AM
Why exactly does your mom ship this chip?
For a start, she thinks your name is awesome. She's also likes the idea of having us married off so she and Dad can retire to Northland and buy a container house that's two storied and has bay windows.
Hehe I just came up with this name cause I finished reading Rakkety Tam.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 29, 2020, 06:53:39 AM
I did that on purpose it is an homage to Scott crisps.
But they're crisps.
These are chips: (https://home.bt.com/images/5-reasons-chips-can-be-good-for-you-after-all-136396217775603901-150216163657.jpg)
Lass, did u pick a maid of honor yet? I presume it'll be Teer, but one can never tell :D Scott, have u picked your best man?
I...No...Stop...This isn't happening..
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 29, 2020, 05:24:31 PM
Hehe I just came up with this name cause I finished reading Rakkety Tam.
Either way, my mother approves.
What an odd turn of events :laugh:
*Is waiting for the ceremony to start.*
*is also waiting for the ceremony to start*
*the ceremony has already started*
*Begins cheering.*
*ends cheering and starts again*
*barges in with a truck*
*HONK HONK*
CATERER COMING THROUGH. Just unload the back, okay?
Spoiler
(https://www.aspicyperspective.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/croatian-lepinja-bread-recipe-9-256x256.jpg)
Box 1
Spoiler
(https://www.aspicyperspective.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Strawberry-Rhubarb-Yogurt-Muffins-14-256x256.jpg)
Box 2
Spoiler
(https://www.aspicyperspective.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/french-lavender-lemonade-22-256x256.jpg)
Box 3
Spoiler
(https://photos.bigoven.com/recipe/hero/alton-browns-baked-beans-203db1.jpg?h=300&w=300)
Box 4
Second truck is coming in a while.
@Scott McLamok Sorry, these are the only flavour left:
Spoiler
(https://images.freshop.com/00028400194877/ddf141d5d427d09500130594f240f605_medium.png)
Thanks, Captain!
Ooo, awesome! *Accidentally eats everything except the chips.*
Chips? There aren't any chips!
In the US we call chips fries.
(I know)
Then you should understand why there are no "chips"
(I do. They're crisps.)
On that happy note......THIS THREAD IS DEAD
No, it's not.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 01, 2020, 04:49:17 PM
On that happy note......THIS THREAD IS DEAD
See, now you're doing the same thing that Eb did on
our wedding topic. :laugh:
If you guys don't let this thread die. I will have to take extreme measures.
That won't matter to them.
@Scott McLamok Nearly Forgot, delivery for Scott McLamok:
Spoiler
(https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/hc7NeKSNl5IQcACRD3L8qg/l.jpg)
In other words I will nuke this place sky high and just mark it as read so it never appears on my recent unread topics.
That won't work, I'm afraid.
And to warn you, prolonging things won't help either. It took my wedding topic over 3 months to get to the actual ceremony, but it still happened :laugh:
Well I injected myself with a very tint data chip which has all history in the world stored in itself but sadly all the world leaders don't want it in the wrong hands and by now they are in the moon watching as the earth gets blown to bits.
Poor earth.
Mhm.
(Donald J Trump's office)
(Moon, Sol System, 2020)
A.I "Mr.President nukes are hitting in ten minutes."
Trump "Are all the other world leaders notified?"
A.I "All world leaders have been notified and evacuated."
Trump "Give me live footage and a coffee."
*runs away*
You cannot escape.
Someone put up some shield or we are all dead hahahaha.
*is gone*
(Donald J Trumps office)
(Moon, Sol system, 2020)
A.I Nukes will detonate in five minutes.
(Something about POWERPLAYING...Bla, bla, bla)
It's rather meaningless powerplaying, though, so it's not really harming anybeast ^-^
*slowly backs out of thread*
*Lass slowly meanders straight into Kade.* Where are you off to with such a lack of hurry, dearie?
...I wasn't running...
Look again ^-^
Definitely not edited.
Definitely.
Nuke blows up the thread
O.O
(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.411954481.2168/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg)
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*screams*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 07:31:13 PM
(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.411954481.2168/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg)
You know, Lass, if you just didn't reply, you'd be fine.
Unfortunately she can't be saved now.
Honestly, she could argue for the marriage annulment due to one of the parties not being present. If Scott stopped posting, neither of the parties would be present, automatically annulling the marriage.
Even if they stopped replying, you think that would stop us? If they did, I'd do the ceremony for them right now.
It would nullify the ceremony. It's quite literally marrying two people that aren't at the wedding.
Yes? That's the point. It's much easier to do it when they aren't around to fight back, after all. ^-^
KADE IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!!
Sure it does. In fact, since we already have the consent of at least one parent, that makes this wedding much more valid than most of the other ones that have occurred on this forum. ^-^
Exactly!
Also, if we want to talk about validity of forum marriages, there are multiple problems. Underage, lack of consent from parents if they are at an age that can only be married with parental consent, the fact that they are kind of arranged marriages, nobody authorised to marry them, many are already married (probably also illegally) to other people, and the small fact that they haven't met each other.
Which, in The Cellars, means nothing.
Well said, Booklover Palpatine!
She doesn't like being called that.
I know, that was part of the joke.
You're so mean. :laugh:
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 29, 2020, 06:37:05 PM
Lass, did u pick a maid of honor yet? I presume it'll be Teer, but one can never tell :D Scott, have u picked your best man?
*Coughs*
@lass of something much @Scott McLamok would you like me to just pick them for you? We do need to witnesses after all ^-^
Booklove should be called SheevLover
I think I know the perfect candidates for maid of honor and best man!!
@Kade Rivok and
@Booklover Would u like be the two witnesses of this lovely match?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 05, 2020, 07:41:24 PM
I think I know the perfect candidates for maid of honor and best man!! @Kade Rivok and @Booklover Would u like be the two witnesses of this lovely match?
Sounds good to me.
Lass all our hard work to bury this thread.
I know!! *sobs* It took so long!
Yep! ;D Now it's on to plan B!
Oh, if you say so.. *makes a run for it*
Wait! That wasn't supposed to be plan B! Plan B was to embrace what was written in the stars!!!
*dives out the door*
*Tackles Lass* Come on! This will be fun!
*Lass disappears out one door and comes in another* Remember that spell thingamijig, Lass? Resistance is futile.
And I want to be the flower girl!
But this place is exploded
...
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 06, 2020, 01:33:01 AM
*Tackles Lass* Come on! This will be fun!
*is squished* Must...Escape...Get off..
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 07:32:32 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 06, 2020, 05:57:41 AM
But this place is exploded
Such imagination!
Yes, isn't it... sweet??
Anyway, time for the wedding in this not exploded place!
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 05, 2020, 07:41:24 PM
I think I know the perfect candidates for maid of honor and best man!! @Kade Rivok and @Booklover Would u like be the two witnesses of this lovely match?
*A puff of smoke pops up from the ground, but soon fades away revealing nothing new. A second later, an Otterbadger falls from the sky and lands where the cloud of smoke used to be.* I HAVE ARRIVED!
*throws flower petals at Kade* Seriously, brother, you should get dressed before you come to a wedding.
*Goes red in the face and scoots out of the topic.*
*calls after Kade* Nice pajamas!
*Calls in from outside the topic.* Thanks, I got 'em for my birthday!
It's reassuring to know that our family isn't the only one who always gives pajamas as birthday presents.
I didn't know you guys did that. We give everything for birthday presents, pajamas included.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 02:32:44 PM
*A puff of smoke pops up from the ground, but soon fades away revealing nothing new. A second later, an Otterbadger falls from the sky and lands where the cloud of smoke used to be.* I HAVE ARRIVED!
AGAIN!
Glad to see you're dressed this time, brother.
(very nice, all pink and frilly)
Yes, I love the green tie. It brings out the purple spots perfectly.
Absolutely magnificent. A vast improvement from before.
Though I did quite like those unicorn pajamas. Very stylish.
Is the wedding over? I brought burritos.
Yum. (And no, the wedding is still very much in progress)
(I must say, Kade, you should have given that fur a brush too... *looks pointedly at the bird's nest on Kade's head*)
Interesting choice for music at a wedding, but it is great music, I suppose, and there's no reason why it shouldn't be allowed at a wedding.
I'm going to have a ceilidh at my wedding (IRL).
Hopefully that's a few years off. :laugh:
Oh yes, I have absolutely no intention of getting married before I turn twenty-two.
I'm going to get married when God provides somebeast for me to marry. Not before and not after.
Same here, but I figure if the person loves me enough to want to marry me he'll be happy to wait until I'm twenty-two, assuming I've met him by then.
The two main reasons you'd want a husband are so he can open jars and so you can have children. The former is best sorted as soon as possible and you're more fertile when you're younger. I see no reason in waiting.
True true. Where's Lass, by the way?
Who knows? (She'll probably turn up soon with an evil emoji)
:laugh: Yes, she likes that one, doesn't she?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 03:26:59 AM
Oh yes, I have absolutely no intention of getting married before I turn twenty-two.
My sister said something similar to that... *ominous music plays*
That made me laugh. Not quite sure why.
My older sister said she probably wasn't going to get married at all. Less than two years later, she was married with a baby.
I highly doubt I'll ever get married. Stuff like that changes you, and that's not something I can live with.
Except on the forum?
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*blocks ears*
That is hard to read.
1T'$ |\|0T T#@T 8@D.
For you, maybe.
\/\/#@T £X@€T|_¥ 1$ ¥0UR PR08|_£/\/\?
Do you want the recently updated list?
Yes.
Well, too bad 'cause that file isn't on my phone.
Is it on your laptop?
Might be. I haven't checked in a while.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 03:26:59 AM
Oh yes, I have absolutely no intention of getting married before I turn twenty-two.
That's oddly specific
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 10, 2020, 03:50:42 AM
I'm going to get married when God provides somebeast for me to marry. Not before and not after.
Well yeah :laugh:
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 10, 2020, 04:52:25 AM
I highly doubt I'll ever get married. Stuff like that changes you, and that's not something I can live with.
Changing people is fun though. Different people react differently depending on the coinage used. I find quarters work the best, though.
Half dollars are the superior race!
Pounds!
(also very useful when playing skribbl.io (with fellow forumers) and the drawer daws a coin (plus scales, but the coin first))
|\/|©|-|1©|<3|\|
McHicken?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 11, 2020, 03:41:45 AM
|\/|©|-|1©|<3|\|
Okay, I didn't have trouble reading any of them until that one. What did you say?
Mc chicken. It's a fast food item.
Ah, see.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 12, 2020, 03:50:12 AM
Mc chicken. It's a fast food item.
Wouldn't you have needed an extra 'c'?
Unless he's talking about the rubian version, Mc hicken.
from the word hick
Maybe.
You should NEVER
Wr1t3 w0rd$ u$1n9 numb3r$
(Unless you're seven.
Or your name is Rosie Willowwater)
I like how Rosie gets an exception. :laugh:
Numb3rs is (was) a great TV program. American crime drama, quite old.
Not that old, yeesh. I watched it when I was younger.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 12, 2020, 11:12:43 PM
I like how Rosie gets an exception. :laugh:
The original version says Prince but I disagree about that excusing you from having to use good grammar and spelling.
Hah!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 11:11:21 PM
You should NEVER
Wr1t3 w0rd$ u$1n9 numb3r$
(Unless you're seven.
Or your name is Rosie Willowwater)
L337 5P34K F0R L1F3
No. |\|0.
Nice try, but you've been found out.
I knew I would be.
Kade, no.
^-^
@Booklover do you like math?
Scott...Why'd ya post.. We... We were doing so well..
I was loking at the best way to destroy this topic and I was looking at secret info tying Kade to the government.
SHE ADMITS IT SHE LUVS MATHLUK NOW WE CAN HAVE A NEW SHIP MATHLOVER!
That's the reason I correct it to 'maths'. Plus you'd need a capital letter if it was referring to a person.
Uhh I made a typo that I will not change.
Hmmm.
It rather difficult to get these weddings underway without our resident matchmakers playing hooky all the time.
Indeed it is.
Hooky?? *Gasps*
*Starts playing piano and screeching off tune* Here comes the bride all dressed in white
Here ends the thread because it is dead.
*Places the book of 'shipping on the podium.*
*Is getting excited.*
*Dons a white robe and stands behind the podium.*
...are you qualified for this job?
He's an assistant teacher, that should count for something.
If I am to be wed I want a real priest okay.
Let's find a Skandian skirl, like Gundar. They're qualified marriers. (mariners)
*dons horned helmet* I'll be the ring bearer.
IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGIOUS PRINCIPALS!
Principals or principles?
*Principles my IQ is lower then three remember.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 17, 2020, 03:52:41 AM
IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGIOUS PRINCIPALS!
Religious principals can be rather demanding at times. Still, they're normally reasonable beasts. Explain the situation to them and they may come up with something to help you.
Ok listen I take matrimony and other religious things seriously.
This isn't real, my friend. *Despite how Teer and Verdauga act*
Meaningless, meaningless, everything is meaningless!
Sorry. :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 04:35:37 AM
This isn't real, my friend. *Despite how Teer and Verdauga act*
I take things like this seriously real life or forum.
SHIP CANCELLED.
THANK YOU THE ONLY WAY YOU ARE GETTING ME TO DO THIS IS YOU HAVE A PRIEST OR SOMEONE ROLEPLAYING A PRIEST OTHERWISE THIS THREAD IS DEAD.
I mean, Verdauga put on the robes. I believe that's what he was going for.
Indeed. Okay, it's official: Verdauga is a priest as well as an assistant teacher, warlord, famous Ranger and many other things.
And I thought the ship was cancelled.
I changed my mind. Lass has teased me too much about Kade for me to let her off that easily.
Gahh how about me I didn't do anything.
Meh, you and Lass hijacked the prom thread, so I think this is well deserved ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 04:52:43 AM
I changed my mind. Lass has teased me too much about Kade for me to let her off that easily.
Not that there's anything to tease, of course ^-^
Of course not, but still. She annoyed me and I will have my revenge.
What did I do that was Lass's idea not mine.
Oh yes! Blame it all on me! *is grumpy*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 05:01:10 AM
Meh, you and Lass hijacked the prom thread, so I think this is well deserved ^-^
We did not! We just made it...Interesting..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 05:01:10 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 04:52:43 AM
I changed my mind. Lass has teased me too much about Kade for me to let her off that easily.
Not that there's anything to tease, of course ^-^
Mm, apart from that Ebby goes pink anytime somebeast says your name...
I do not.
(you soo do! as red as Hoiho's cheeks!)
Yeah. With rage.
(no, because you love him ;D)
(I feel a very strong urge to defenestrate you.)
I hate this topic...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 05:59:19 AM
(I feel a very strong urge to defenestrate you.)
(Please no! I won't tell them about the time I said that you and Kade were cute together and you grabed me by the neck! just Please have pitty on meee!!)
Things are getting spicy.
(or about how you've been yammering on about how Kade is the best singer in the world, just Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*Grabs a chair and some popcorn*
...
*shoos Lass and drags her out of topic*
I am gonna log off and work on some of my drawings.
*Salutes*
"See ya"
Lass, Eb doesn't get red or blushy when Kade is mentioned. (She does usually smile very broadly though)
*enters topic* Sorry about her, Eb.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 03:46:55 AM
Let's find a Skandian skirl, like Gundar. They're qualified marriers. (mariners)
And having Skandians at your wedding saves lives.
Indeed, it does.
*Thumbs to a specific passage in the bookf of 'shipping and looks about the room, eyebrow raised.*
Where are the bride and groom?
The bride should be sleeping, at 3:53am. I'm not sure about the groom.
Fair enough. I'll. . . just wait here. . . then. . .
*Flips through a magazine.*
This topic got imteresting for a bit.
Oh? What did you find interesting?
^_^
Please answer my question. Please! Please!
And why would I do such a thing when you've already grasped the answer? ^_^
You can be very annoying at times.
So, you don't know the answer?
I can guess, hence my annoyance.
Why, you don't like it?
Teer and Lass are just as annoying though, so you're not alone.
Do you need a hug?
I'm willing to receive one if somebeast wants to give me one.
(IE YES! PLEASE HUG ME, KADE! I LOVE YOU AND LONG FOR YOUR LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D)
*stabs Lass*
Wait! I-...I love-*dies*
*revives Lass and heals her wounds* She was about to say that she really loves Hoiho.
Nahh she meant Kade.
...No.
Lass, I stabbed your leg. With a pin. You are not dead or dying.
You pricked her and hit an artey so she is bleeding out.
I did not. That's not how it vorks, Scott.
Yes search it up.
I mean I did not prick an artery. I specifically aimed for a spot where there are no arteries.
Well you hit one anyway....
I. Did. Not.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 18, 2020, 02:41:24 AM
Nahh she meant Kade.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 02:45:30 AM
...No.
Yeah, I'd have to agree. Regardless of whether I intend to or not, I annoy Lass far too much for that. :laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 02:22:17 AM
I'm willing to receive one if somebeast wants to give me one.
YESH *Wraps Eb up in a big ol' fluffy Otterbadger hug and spins her around.*
(How did you know I love being spun around? ^-^)
*hugs Kade back and enjoys the spinning*
(Ohh! remember how in seedlings, we used to hold each other's paws and spin around on the crudsins's tramp?)
^-^
(And how we used to sing at the top of our lungs! XD)
Yes, but you should possibly remove the name of the family's tramp that we spun around on.
While that conversation is very... interesting, we may as well start the wedding now both the bride (
@lass of something much) and groom (
@Scott McLamok) are here.
*zooms in with delivery truck*
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-12/256/package.png)
Package of...
*looks at clipboard*
Package of fresh fish for
@Sebias of Redwall.
*holds out paper*
Sign here please
:laugh:
Thankee, my good sir. *Signs paper*
After the ceremony, we shall eat these. I've even invited a good friend of mine. He goes by the name of Gollum. If he asks, don't let him know where his "Precious" is. He won't stop going on and on about it.
Poor, poor Smeagol.
Make sure you introduce him to taters.
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ec/88/d1/ec88d1f3879a4d931ac74536410c7d62.jpg)
Exactly.
@Krantor the Brutal Hallo. You are just in time.
May the bride and groom step forward?
*Claps paws joyfully* This is suuuuuuch a wonderful pair!
*Pulls out Master Shipper book* Are the bride and/or groom present?
@Scott McLamok @lass of something much
But of course they are ^-^
*Hollers loudly for them* Hmm...If I didn't know any better I'd say they were avoiding us :o
Don't worry, Seb; they're here. You may proceed ^-^
Yes, hurry up.
@Sebias of Redwall Yes, as long as the witnesses are here there isn't any reason to wait! *Starts playing the organ*
Well, okay then. *Clears throat* Dear fellow Cellarians, we gather today to join these two beloved members in Chaotic Happiness...
*Watches intently.*
*wipes a tear from eye* It's so beautiful.
Do you, Lass, take Scott to be your chaotically lawful husband? (Any member that represents either of the lovely couple may give consent, as they aren't present)
*Waits for Scott's answer.*
...Or you could answer for Lass, and then do so for Scott. ;)
(I'm also standing at the podium in a white robe :D)
(*Raises eyebrow* Getting a little uppity, eh? :-| *Strokes chin* Fine... You can stand up here if you want. Ahem, where was I...? Oh yes.)
Party time!
Yaaay! *Hugs the happy couple* Congrats! *Hands them both a pretty pink box tied with a blue bow* Here is your wedding gift!
How lovely!
I PROTEST I NOR MY SPOKESBEAST NEVER SAID ANYTHING.
...You did say that you do.. :P
No one even said yes.
I know! Seb doesn't care!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 23, 2020, 05:02:54 AM
I PROTEST I NOR MY SPOKESBEAST NEVER SAID ANYTHING.
Don't you mean 'neither I nor my spokebeast'? And the 'never' shouldn't be there. Don't use double negatives.
In any case, you did say something:
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 17, 2020, 05:05:14 AM
What did I do that was Lass's idea not mine.
Quote from: Booklover on April 23, 2020, 09:38:18 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 23, 2020, 05:02:54 AM
I PROTEST I NOR MY SPOKESBEAST NEVER SAID ANYTHING.
Don't you mean 'neither I nor my spokebeast'? And the 'never' shouldn't be there. Don't use double negatives.
He's probably getting overdramatic over the situation.
*holds up tray*
Snacks anyone?
I PROTEST PULLS OUT TWO LMG'S FROM SOMEWHERE AND BEGINS TO SHOOT AT EVERYTHING.
*uses tray as shield and knocks over table to hide behind*
@Scott McLamok @lass of something much Y'all are being very rude to Keva. She gave you a gift and you didn't even bother opening it.
Fine.
*Opens gift*
"OMG YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE......What is it?"
I think it's a grenade.
So there's where that got off to. . .
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 23, 2020, 07:52:15 PM
Fine.
*Opens gift*
"OMG YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE......What is it?"
*Clears throat* Well, actually there r two things. The first is for Lass and it's a rolling-pin! It's very good for baking and such and at times can be used as a weapon. (Not that she'll need to use it of course ^-^) The second thing is a wonderful pair of earmuffs for Scott to keep your ears warm in the winter and shut out any loud noises :D
"Tahnk you Keva!"
*Puts on earmuffs*
"Now I don't need to listen to Teer tell me what to do with the excuse of I DIDN'T HEAR YOU!
(HAH! I keep forgetting that I'm dead.. :P)
:o
What?
Y'all.
are
eventually
Stonks
Stanks
that
...
(David Attenborough voice)
"But one must wonder....Why"
...
(David Attenborough voice)
"But one must wonder...Why?"
...
Okaay....
...
-_- Hmmmmm -_- HHHHmmmm-_-HHHHMMMMMMM
...
Uhhhh
...
Lass this is creepy..
...
LET MEEE IIIINNN O0
...
ONE-EYE HALP ME...
...
Somebody HAAALLLP
. . .
I give up.
...
Don't point at me point at Kade.
...
LASS STOP IT YOUNG LADY OR YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!
...
I AM GIVING YOU A FINAL WARNING FINAL JUST ONE MORE ONE MORE YA HEAR ME IF YOU DO IT ONE MORE TIME I WILL BECOME MOUNT VESUVIUS.
O.O
*Hugs*
Yay your back!
W-what...?
You zoned out for quite awhile!
*blinks*
Mhm like this.
...
...
Sigh
...
Nothing.
...
*Sits down on chair*
...
*Grabs a piece of wedding cake*
...
*Eats the cake*
...
Oh well puts on earmuffs from Keva.
(Right, I'm assuming the unanimous decision is to leave them be? Good.)
...
*Hugs Lass.* You're gonna be so happy!
Have I actually shipped these two yet?
. .
LASS STOP.
Scott and Lass.
lol. What I mean is, have I actually done the ceremony yet.
Yes years ago but it died sooo the end.
...
*Is enjoying his earmuffs*
Hmm. I don't think I did. *Gets back up on the pulpit* I now pronounce you man and wife. *Drops mic*
Just wondering, is it too late for anyone to object?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 07:43:02 PM
Hmm. I don't think I did. *Gets back up on the pulpit* I now pronounce you man and wife. *Drops mic*
"Thats not how it works Seb yoir supposed to ask Lass if she will take me then ask me the samething do it properly!
Well...Um...I do...
Heehee Father Seb.
...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 07:43:02 PM
Hmm. I don't think I did. *Gets back up on the pulpit* I now pronounce you man and wife. *Drops mic*
Yeah, we got an "I do" out of Scott, then BL and Keva were like "WOOO THEY'RE MARRIED" and so on.
No....
...
Not that it matters at this point ^-^
Yep! They're together now, for better or worse!
Also Lass, you're totally ruining this thread for forum archaeologists that will dig through here years down the line!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 08:34:10 PM
Yep! They're together now, for better or worse!
Great just great I got married just like that.
*glares at Seb*
JUST LIKE THAT?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 24, 2020, 08:39:04 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 08:34:10 PM
Yep! They're together now, for better or worse!
Great just great I got married just like that.
*glares at Seb*
JUST LIKE THAT?
In short, yes.
At least I got earmuffs.
Oh, come on! It isn't that bad! {Well, it might be. You didn't get Teer.}
-_-
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 24, 2020, 08:39:04 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 08:34:10 PM
Yep! They're together now, for better or worse!
Great just great I got married just like that.
*glares at Seb*
JUST LIKE THAT?
*hugs*
you two make a cute couple.
They do well enough.
...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 08:07:50 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 07:43:02 PM
Hmm. I don't think I did. *Gets back up on the pulpit* I now pronounce you man and wife. *Drops mic*
Yeah, we got an "I do" out of Scott, then BL and Keva were like "WOOO THEY'RE MARRIED" and so on.
I could have sworn it was you who'd decided that at first.
. . .
You quoted it and put the 'I do' in bold.
Yes, as proof that Scott said "I do". That didn't declare that they were wed yet.
...
*Hugs Lass.* Nyooooooo
Navaer, mellon nin!
...
Nyooooooooo
Lass, that's mean, you're mean, this is mean.
I'm sure she feels much the same regarding this topic in general.
*Walks out of church for non polluted air*
*Squirts purple foam on the newlyweds* Yaaaaay!
Ugh! Now I'm all covered in ick! Thanks a lot!
Here, I'll clean you off. *sprays Lass with a hose*
*splutters and coughs*
*Laughs*
*tries not to smile* Lass, are you alright?
*glares at Ebby and One-eye* so this is why Dad hates cats...
*Begins blow drying Lass.*
Die in a hole.
^-^
Quote from: lass of something much on April 28, 2020, 04:28:46 AM
*glares at Ebby and One-eye* so this is why Dad hates cats...
*shrugs* Perhaps. But cats do other irritating things too.
...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 24, 2020, 08:39:04 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 08:34:10 PM
Yep! They're together now, for better or worse!
Great just great I got married just like that.
*glares at Seb*
JUST LIKE THAT?
I guess so? ;D
...
🌞
...
. . . It's the sun.
Oooooooooh! Is that a rainbow?
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Kill the sun with fire? A bold choice.
...
...
That is generally what we do, yes :laugh:
...
Incorrect. To 'go mad' implies that previously, you were not mad. However, there is ample evidence for that.
>:D
...
What's the problem with being mad? All of the best people are.
*realizes something.....quickly leaves topic*
What did you realise?
*Is also curious.*
*Waits*.....*Cricket chirps*
@lass of something much
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.ykRBdVJx8MivZSp0scOMhgHaHa?pid=Api&rs=1)
(https://media.tenor.com/images/de37f430ade2dfa1abee92d0b8e6cbcd/tenor.gif)
😠
Heh
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 27, 2020, 02:51:53 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/de37f430ade2dfa1abee92d0b8e6cbcd/tenor.gif)
*It's
Mm.
Now, what should we do?
Make them get married again?
Yes, wet them get mawwied! And masked too, to keep them safe in these troublesome times (blame autoincorrect).
(https://www.bethanyleblanc.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/mawwiage.gif)
Or, we could send them on their honeymoon where we all go along to make sure they have a splendid time! Any idea what destinations sound good?
Jail...
*hides behind Scott* Help...
I am going to describe this thread in one word.....
"INCONCEIVABLE*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 28, 2020, 06:15:11 PM
Jail...
Hmm....an interesting destination but maybe if we decorate the place up a bit! *Starts blowing up balloons*
A jail cell to be exact...
Hmm...we might need some paint too. *Hands Scott a paintbrush* here ya go :laugh:
*Paints Keva white with different colored poka dots*
Ooo! *paints a badger on Keva's paw*
The cell only has one toilet and it has no walls surrounding it...
o.o
Ewwww
Exactly...
*Throws confetti around the jail cell*
*Sits in the corner feeling like a loser*
*Comforts Scott* Why do you feel like a loser, mate?
Because the toilet is clogged...
Oh. You could always use
@Kade Rivok's fork and
@shisteer of nothing much's hat.
Ooo that sounds fun...
;D
*Throws toilet away and places Teer's hat there instead* It's perfect!
*Looks at it* *Nods head* Mm-hmm. I agree. Much better.
WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
*Shoves Scott forward*
...
Wait, wait. We need an opening ceremony! "Grabs a red ribbon and blocks the toilet with it.* Who should have the honor of cutting it?
...
(Good idea. Take the toilet with you. :P) *Begins setting up banners*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 28, 2020, 06:23:46 PM
I am going to describe this thread in one word.....
"INCONCEIVABLE*
YKUTW. IDNTIMWUTIM.
This thread is also weird, yo. Why not the justice of the peace?
Ahh Booklover has finally snapped and is in her second infancy...
0.o
@Booklover, should we call doctor Corn?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 07:50:07 PM
Quote from: Booklover on May 28, 2020, 07:49:17 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 28, 2020, 06:23:46 PM
I am going to describe this thread in one word.....
"INCONCEIVABLE*
YKUTW. IDNTIMWUTIM.
...
What?
I got bored of typing out the whole quote all the time. I'm sure you can work out what I mean.
Ah. Now I got it.
Good. I don't want to type out a long explanation.
That's wonderful.
Quite.
...
Why won't my arms move?
This ship is cancelled...
...If you want..
Ye I am being reshipped...
This ship will always be a ship.
At least my friends can't tease me anymore!
Which friends, Lass? In real life?
...
Aww. I'd say that's cool, but I guess they are teasing you, so... Who told 'em?
...
Oof. Yeah. She does realize this is all just for fun, right?
...
Aw. *Hugs Lass* It would be fun to meet y'all sometime.
...
*Hugs Lass again*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 28, 2020, 08:15:43 PM
Teer, because Mum finds this shipping thing very interesting...She just says Scott, and I'm like "Shhhhh!!!"
Witch just eggs her on...
Wrong word...
Spoiler
Which
...
Also, why in the world are you back to removing your posts?
Because I don't want my words being twisted... :P
But that just hurts people like yourself and Teer, who are into forum archeology :laugh:
Well, This thread sucks anyway soo...
Only for you and Scott ;D
*blushes*
*Pats Lass' head.* There there ^-^
*shrinks into cloak*
Lass, your posts are an important part of history.
*smirks in disbelief*
Although, it makes it look like I'm just having a conversation with myself. -_-
Perfect.
>.>
Hmmm?
How dare she.
Lass is edgy now.
*splutters*
It's true.
She's an EDGELORD.
You have quinga nin, hiril nin.
*jumps into the river to explore death*
*tries to remember if there's ever a wedding in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy* Not as far as I can remember...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 12, 2020, 04:39:58 PM
She's an EDGELORD.
*Dons bowler hat and monocle."
The proper term is edge
lady.
I'm so proud of my darling husband.
*finds death*
*Takes death away from Lass.*
No kill-kill for you!
Scott doesn't have the final say.
No.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/0c78d66805cd8853167480e1c447336d/tenor.gif)
Hmmmm...... nah.
How about...only if you agree to stop this Corndauga nonsense. >:D
Yes, good idea.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 14, 2020, 03:54:07 PM
Scott doesn't have the final say.
(In this case, he does.)
*goes in search of death again*
Bad fish! Stop looking for death. You won't find it because it died.
*Forces a giant statue of me to materialize on top of the wedding party*
*the wedding party parts to make room for the statue among them*
*The statue cracks open, revealing a tiny potato. The potato begins to speak.*
The potato says, "You know us not. You fear us much. We are coming. We will find you. Beware."
"Also, do you always wish for a food that not only tastes delicious, but does not slowly poison you, rot your teeth or possess you? If so, come try some Forum Pizza! To order pizza, type 'Two volcanoes tapped quietly as a mountain jumped' while thinking of paper planes."
"You have been warned."
The potato evaporates into a red mist and begins to play sinister music.
This smells quite mashed...
Reminds me of Sheev.
*Thinks about paper planes* Two volcanoes tapped quietly as a mountain jumped. *Waits expectantly*
*finds death (again -_-)*
*takes death away from Lass and hides it*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 15, 2020, 04:00:00 AM
How about...only if you agree to stop this Corndauga nonsense. >:D
So you want a warzone....CORNDAUGA FOREVER!!!!
McLass.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 15, 2020, 10:49:34 AM
Reminds me of Sheev.
*Thinks about paper planes* Two volcanoes tapped quietly as a mountain jumped. *Waits expectantly*
*A huge pizza appears in front of Russa*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 15, 2020, 11:13:57 AM
*finds death (again -_-)*
I can bring death (*cough* death-type) here if you want...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 15, 2020, 08:40:58 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 15, 2020, 04:00:00 AM
How about...only if you agree to stop this Corndauga nonsense. >:D
So you want a warzone....CORNDAUGA FOREVER!!!!
Nope, nope, nope.
Precisely.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on June 15, 2020, 11:34:50 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 15, 2020, 10:49:34 AM
Reminds me of Sheev.
*Thinks about paper planes* Two volcanoes tapped quietly as a mountain jumped. *Waits expectantly*
*A huge pizza appears in front of Russa*
*Happy screeching*
FOR PETE'S SAKE IT'S STUPID-CUTE.
Gaah, I've been trying to be annoying so it would stop being cute, but it seems that failed... :P
Lol.
It's not funny! My skills of annoyingness have failed me!!! :'(
You don't just get a Member Appreciation mention without being so nice, Lassie.
*grumbles*
:D :laugh:
*comes out of the river and goes off to find death somewhere else*
*awakens the literal personification of Dead*
"Come THANATOS"Spoiler
(https://cdnen.samurai-gamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/22214503/Thanatos-Persona-5.jpg)
💀
(https://i.imgflip.com/4a8lkl.jpg)
NA Clue!!!
Sebz gur irel zbzrag
*Shrieks* . . . *Shrieks again for good measure*
Chillax, Thanatos is one of the relatively good looking ones...
Wouldn't want to go to a party with those, then. ;D
Good, I'm glad we agree for once.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 12:48:28 AM
You don't just get a Member Appreciation mention without being so nice, Lassie.
What Verdauga said. I'm a horrible beast, you're a nice beast.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 17, 2020, 02:26:57 AM
*awakens the literal personification of Dead*
"Come THANATOS"
Spoiler
(https://cdnen.samurai-gamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/22214503/Thanatos-Persona-5.jpg)
I look really bad in that photo, can you choose a better one?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 02:46:13 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 12:48:28 AM
You don't just get a Member Appreciation mention without being so nice, Lassie.
What Verdauga said. I'm a horrible beast, you're a nice beast.
WhoawhoawhoaWHOA. Repent from thy false witness!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 06:57:28 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 17, 2020, 02:26:57 AM
*awakens the literal personification of Dead*
"Come THANATOS"
Spoiler
(https://cdnen.samurai-gamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/22214503/Thanatos-Persona-5.jpg)
I look really bad in that photo, can you choose a better one?
Hmmm....
Hmmmmmmm....
*Rubs chin thoughtfully.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 06:57:28 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 17, 2020, 02:26:57 AM
*awakens the literal personification of Dead*
"Come THANATOS"
Spoiler
(https://cdnen.samurai-gamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/22214503/Thanatos-Persona-5.jpg)
I look really bad in that photo, can you choose a better one?
Come, Thanatos PicaroSpoiler
(https://i.imgflip.com/45oje2.jpg)[/sp
Quote from: Verdauga on June 19, 2020, 01:48:07 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 02:46:13 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 12:48:28 AM
You don't just get a Member Appreciation mention without being so nice, Lassie.
What Verdauga said. I'm a horrible beast, you're a nice beast.
WhoawhoawhoaWHOA. Repent from thy false witness!
No! *crosses paws rebelliously and pouts* Nobeast loves me and I'm gonna die, then you'll be sorry for your neglect! *chokes on a piece of carrot*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:43:25 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 19, 2020, 01:48:07 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 02:46:13 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 12:48:28 AM
You don't just get a Member Appreciation mention without being so nice, Lassie.
What Verdauga said. I'm a horrible beast, you're a nice beast.
WhoawhoawhoaWHOA. Repent from thy false witness!
No! *crosses paws rebelliously and pouts* Nobeast loves me and I'm gonna die, then you'll be sorry for your neglect! *chokes on a piece of carrot*
Sorry, I can't resist.
*Thanatos Picaro begins to sharpen blade*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:43:25 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 19, 2020, 01:48:07 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 02:46:13 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 12:48:28 AM
You don't just get a Member Appreciation mention without being so nice, Lassie.
What Verdauga said. I'm a horrible beast, you're a nice beast.
WhoawhoawhoaWHOA. Repent from thy false witness!
No! *crosses paws rebelliously and pouts* Nobeast loves me and I'm gonna die, then you'll be sorry for your neglect! *chokes on a piece of carrot*
*Teleports piecce of carrot into the trash.*
Did-- did you mean to do that, or was it accidental?
*opens the rubbish bin and removes the carrot, placing it instead in the compost bin* Bad fish.
I wanna diiiiiie
Please don't. I'm planning a TLotR marathon movie watching for my 15th and I want you to come.
You aren't yet fifteen? Did I sound that mature when I was that age? :D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 22, 2020, 05:23:26 AM
Please don't. I'm planning a TLotR marathon movie watching for my 15th and I want you to come.
Where's my invite?
Lol. My thoughts exactly. :laugh: We could do it over VC! I'm sure it would be like we'd be right there. :P
That could be pretty fun actually. We just all hit play on the movies at the same time ;D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 22, 2020, 05:23:26 AM
Please don't. I'm planning a TLotR marathon movie watching for my 15th and I want you to come.
Extended or theatrical release?
Should be extended. I believe that she knows better.
Extended FTW!!!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 22, 2020, 06:59:14 PM
Extended FTW!!!
YAS!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 06:48:10 PM
That could be pretty fun actually. We just all hit play on the movies at the same time ;D
YAS!
Quote from: Verdauga on June 21, 2020, 02:08:15 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:43:25 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 19, 2020, 01:48:07 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 02:46:13 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 12:48:28 AM
You don't just get a Member Appreciation mention without being so nice, Lassie.
What Verdauga said. I'm a horrible beast, you're a nice beast.
WhoawhoawhoaWHOA. Repent from thy false witness!
No! *crosses paws rebelliously and pouts* Nobeast loves me and I'm gonna die, then you'll be sorry for your neglect! *chokes on a piece of carrot*
*Teleports piecce of carrot into the trash.*
Did-- did you mean to do that, or was it accidental?
I meant to do that and you ruined it!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 22, 2020, 06:57:01 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 22, 2020, 05:23:26 AM
Please don't. I'm planning a TLotR marathon movie watching for my 15th and I want you to come.
Extended or theatrical release?
Extended, duh ::)
Extended editions are the best.
I haven't seen Lotr yet. This could be fun! ^-^
You haven't?? Well, this would be the right crowd to watch them with :D
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 23, 2020, 03:24:51 AM
I haven't seen Lotr yet. This could be fun! ^-^
Read the books first. You have about a year.
I can read them in a week. I just need to buy the books.
Good. Do so.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 22, 2020, 12:50:55 PM
You aren't yet fifteen? Did I sound that mature when I was that age? :D
I don't know, I didn't know you when you were fifteen. :laugh:
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 23, 2020, 03:44:45 AM
I can read them in a week. I just need to buy the books.
Don't sound so sure; they're pretty big books :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 06:58:24 PM
Should be extended. I believe that she knows better.
Glad to see somebeast believes in me. ^-^
*grumbles about love sick cats who missed my post*
Shut up, I heard you. ^-^
*stiffens with fear*
Pourquoi?
If you think I know what that means, you're very much mistaken, and I am very high strung right now, and have a strong urge to throw a fork at somebeast.
Take a guess.
Throw a fork at me.
*Throws a knife at Verdauga*
*Catches the knife in midair.*
*With my heart.*
O.O
Someone get a medic that heart is meant for Cornflower!
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/f00f48ee88d9f6e88f576ad118226dfc/tumblr_olbw542pdl1qbdgqxo6_250.gifv)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 24, 2020, 02:38:49 AM
Someone get a medic that heart is meant for Cornflower!
Na, Cornie is
@Delthion's
Quote from: Verdauga on June 23, 2020, 09:36:41 PM
*Catches the knife in midair.*
*With my heart.*
*removes the knife and bandages Verdauga's chest, then gives him the kiss of true love*
This better work. Our honour is at stake.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 24, 2020, 05:07:33 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 23, 2020, 09:36:41 PM
*Catches the knife in midair.*
*With my heart.*
*removes the knife and bandages Verdauga's chest, then gives him the kiss of true love*
This better work. Our honour is at stake.
I see you there.
See me? I wasn't trying to make it secret. I am not ashamed of my feelings in the slightest.
I've been looking through the topics, and Mclass is definitely a couple that don't want anybody to think they're a couple.
They might also be the most dramatic couple, currently :laugh:
Honestly, I do believe it was one of the best ones. *Pats Scott and Lass on the back* But there are a lot of good ones.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 05:06:49 PM
They might also be the most dramatic couple, currently :laugh:
Currently.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 05:06:49 PM
They might also be the most dramatic couple, currently :laugh:
Thank you. I really do try. ;)
Pssst, @Scott McLamok, let's make heaps of drama!
*Prepares for more drama*
*Prepares for more drama* Should we bring out the exploding confetti?
*Gathp* Ith a double potht!
*Explodes confetti on Keva for double posting.*
*Thinks about drama and plot twists*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 25, 2020, 08:25:36 PM
*Gathp* Ith a double potht!
Indeedith! She mustith be sent forth to the void of deathith!
Nay, spare her! For she is but an innocent co master-shipper...wait, that's an oxymoron. :P
*sets fire to Bookie's robes*
*Setsfire to the topic*
*girly scream*
*puts out the fire*McLass is cute!
Hmmm drama....Goblins? Zombies?.......Corndauga Riot!
How about all 3 and I burn this place to the ground?
Sounds delightful.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 26, 2020, 03:34:32 AM
Hmmm drama....Goblins? Zombies?.......Corndauga Riot!
Hmm...Yes, yes, that works! *draws sword* To the pain!
Is it a pretty drawing?
Of course. Lass drew it.
*Zombies and goblins run in along with several tanks*Hehhehehheheheehhejejejejejeehhehehehsjsjshbebshshwh3g3cjeidisjanababababba!
Ahhh...Okay...Not killing each other now...*runs*
JIST GET MARRIED ALREADY.
NO.
Fighting together is more fun!
*Begins mowing down everything around me with a minigun*
O.O
...I'm pretty sure I was around you...
*Digs a pit under One-Eye.*
*has a Waira dig under Kade*
Spoiler
(https://media.tenor.com/images/53730b7cf0aef6de5c2b834b3031b021/tenor.gif)
O.O
*internal screaming*
*Steps in front of the minigun.*
Stop.
*lights a napkin on fire with a zippo*
With the minigun or with the guns altogether?
Well, with shooting people, unless they really need it.
Shooting things though, is allowed.
*stabs at a goblin* Back! Stay back I say! *is very out numberd*
*Weakly smacks a goblin with a stick*
*Screams* So many goblins!
(https://media.tenor.com/images/95c5877bec2dc6bd6f5a40b79ba99c8b/tenor.gif)
...I'm hungry.
*Charges goblin ranks*
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642158390558326794/727276142935146566/unknown.png?width=711&height=407)
*deflects a goblin blade but cannot attack back thanks to being grabbed from behind by a very large goblin and taken deep into the ranks*
*laughs insanely in the corner.*
*The zombies come forth, but are being held back by Russa's stick work, which really confuses them*
*Transposes Lass and the zombies.*
Oh, wait, zombies, too?
*The sky darkens*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 30, 2020, 01:34:12 AM
*Transposes Lass and the zombies.*
*as the goblins have dark magic on their side, nothing bigger then a pillow can be poofed or teleported in anyway*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 10:43:43 PM
*Charges goblin ranks*
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642158390558326794/727276142935146566/unknown.png?width=711&height=407)
*wails* Faramiiiiiiiiiiiiiir!
Quote from: lass of something much on June 30, 2020, 02:37:40 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 30, 2020, 01:34:12 AM
*Transposes Lass and the zombies.*
*as the goblins have dark magic on their side, nothing bigger then a pillow can be poofed or teleported in anyway*
I could let you die, I guess.
{The goblins want revenge, they're after Scott, Teer, and One-eye now, as captives}
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 10:28:19 PM
...I'm hungry.
I think we should order some mcchickens for mclass's reception ;D
YIS, LET'S DO IT
Who's the delivery service around here again?
That would be Worty, I believe :laugh:
*The goblins come at Scott full force, and surround him, while others guard their backs from attack*
*grabs Scott and laughs* Your efforts are quite funny.
*the goblins jump onto Teer's back and cut jagged holes in her wings*
*remains entirely unharmed as goblins are shaken off disdainfully*
*the goblins remain and continue digging their blades into Teer's back and wings*
{Also,
@Scott McLamok, you might want to defend yourself :P}
*flies away, leaving the goblins behind*
*the goblins are still on Teer's back*
*no, they're not*
*the zombies have attached chains to Teer, but she just ends up flying off anyway*
*The goblins don't stop stabbing*
Roses are red
I want a mchicken
No seriously, I'm really hungry.
Preferably with barbeque auce.
Roses are red,
Your blood is too,
You better run,
Before I eat you.
Roses are red
No U
Second line
Third line
Mm, I like that one.
Your poetry is giving me shivers.
Roses are red.
Your guts are too.
Chicken is yum
And so are you.
These are the things that we like to say
Just before we slaughter our prey.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 02, 2020, 07:52:03 AM
Roses are red.
Your guts are too.
Chicken is yum
And so are you.
These are the things that we like to say
Just before we slaughter our prey.
Heeeeey! That's mine! You can't take credit for that! >:(
You and Moa's.
Yeah, Moa changed the last part
It would have better rhythm if it was 'Before we viciously slaughter our prey.'
*The very large goblin thwacks Lass on the head with a club, knocking her out cold*
*Yelps then goes limp*
*flies down, grabs Lass and flies away again*
{As that is powerplaying, it doesn't work}
*The massive goblin throws a dead baby otter at Teer that holds a strong resemblance to Lass and laughs harshly*
*powerplays despite what Lass says and rescues Lass*
{That is still POWERPLAYING, and thus; did not happen.}
*Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Las and Scott are juxtaposed in front of the podium whereon sits the Book of Shipping. Verdauga syands behind the podium with a moronic grin on his face while Sebias charges in from the side. Kade is busy eating the cake, while Teer and Keva are wiping away tears with their handkerchiefs...*
Lol :D Come to think of it, have these two been officially married yet?
@Sebias of Redwall @Captain Wortshire I would like to order some mcchickens, please :D
*zooms in on vespa*
50 lbs of McChickens as you ordered.
@Keva Strongbow (well, I just did 50 lbs because you didn't really specify how much you wanted...)
YESH!
Keva, Keva, how many pounds do I get?
CHICKEN! YUMMY!
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 02, 2020, 02:59:13 PM
Lol :D Come to think of it, have these two been officially married yet? @Sebias of Redwall
Huh. I thought so, but this couple deserved it to be said twice (Unless of course we already did, then once is fine).
Lass and Scott, by the power of Master Shipper, I declare ye both husband and wife. Cherish and love each other till the end of days. What we have created may no member tear asunder.
*Throws confetti*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2020, 05:33:27 PM
What we have created may no member tear asunder.
*Raises eyebrow.*
Hmm? Oh, yeah. Well, I didn't want to use the correct line, because that's for actual weddings in real life. Why?
A shipper is no member.
Oh?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2020, 05:33:27 PM
CHICKEN! YUMMY!
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 02, 2020, 02:59:13 PM
Lol :D Come to think of it, have these two been officially married yet? @Sebias of Redwall
Huh. I thought so, but this couple deserved it to be said twice (Unless of course we already did, then once is fine).
Lass and Scott, by the power of Master Shipper, I declare ye both husband and wife. Cherish and love each other till the end of days. What we have created may no member tear asunder.
*Throws confetti*
*Alternate Lass makes a run for the door* You'll never take me alive!
*Poofs Alternate Lass back* Now, now. You are both already married. Nothing you can do about it. How 'bout we have some cake?
*Alternate Lass stabs her self in the chest*
Heimlich maneuver time?
No! Please, don't keep doing this! I'll get help! *Poofs some of my life energy into Alternate Lass*
*Alternate Lass is now very, very dead, and by the smile on her face, she's happy about it*
0.o ... *Sobs and falls to the ground*
{No offence, Scott...But you're sorta inactive now, so yeaaah...}
He'll be back.
...
I hope.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 08:41:14 PM
{No offence, Scott...But you're sorta inactive now, so yeaaah...}
You'd let that get in the way of true love?
*Le gasp*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 08:43:31 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 08:41:14 PM
{No offence, Scott...But you're sorta inactive now, so yeaaah...}
You'd let that get in the way of true love?
{When I say something ooc, you reply in ooc, please. -_-}
*the zombies break into the church*
*Ushers the zombies back outside.* Sorry, sorry, wedding attendees only please.
*the zombies bite Kade, Ebby, other Scott, Worty, and Rubba*
*Zaps all the surviving zombies with my lightning powers*
*Locks them in a massive tomb*
*Throws tomb at the bottom of the sea*
*Drains sea to the Earth's deeps*
. . . You do realize that last bit makes it easier for them to get out...?
Why are we locking them away, now?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 11:33:53 PM
Why are we locking them away, now?
>.>
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 10:04:02 PM
*Ushers the zombies back outside.* Sorry, sorry, wedding attendees only please.
<.<
Change of tune? :laugh:
No, I meant instead of locking them away, we should just off 'em.
Ah... But we all know how well zombies listen to us Living Beings... :P
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 02, 2020, 03:10:16 PM
*zooms in on vespa*
50 lbs of McChickens as you ordered.
@Keva Strongbow
(well, I just did 50 lbs because you didn't really specify how much you wanted...)
Ooooh! Thank you, very many! I was actually thinking 50 or 60 so this is perfect ^-^
*Eats chicken*
*The zombies attack Keva, and Seb and bite all their paws when trying to get the chicken*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:19:38 PM
*the zombies bite Kade, Ebby, other Scott, Worty, and Rubba*
Oi! *bites the zombie that bit me* Do unto others as you wish to be done unto you.
*the zombie hugs Ebby*
*Rips a zombies jaw out*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2020, 05:20:55 PM
*the zombie hugs Ebby*
Ahh! Get off me! *kicks the zombie in the chest*
Has anyone seen my Pisaca anywere?
It looks like a scaly-worm-human-thing with two tendrils for eyes and a large gaping mouth for a torso.
It likes to feed on human flesh, specifically by scavenging corpses...
No, and I don't want to. *shudders*
*something crawls onto Eb*
Spoiler
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/7/71/Pisaca2.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20101122173626)
Oh look, there it is!
Careful, it has the power to drive you into insanity...
*hugs the strange monster thing*
*flees, fur standing on end*
*catches Pisaca*
Phew, good thing it didn't possess you.
If it did, you would have went mindless and try to eat everybody...
Oh...did you want to be hugged?
*the zombie says yes, it wasn't his fault he got turned into a zombie*
Aw, I'm sorry! *hugs the zombie*
*the zombie hugs back and thanks Ebby*
No Eb, it's a trap! *Splats the zombie hugging Eb.*
O_O
You can't trust zombies! Literally the first thing he did was bite you.
Okay. Thanks, I guess.
Corndauga forever....
*fires shotgun into the air*
AMERICA, MAGGOTS!!!!!!
*folds arms* No and no.
Well, I like the first part.
Traitor.
:D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 04, 2020, 02:53:26 AM
No Eb, it's a trap! *Splats the zombie hugging Eb.*
*the zombie drops to the ground, a smile lingering on his face as he passes from this world*
But, but... he wasn't alive!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 04, 2020, 07:41:54 AM
Well, I like the first part.
*Claps Russa on the shoulder.* Good on ya, mate, you win a prize! What do you want?
*he was partly, thus why all he wanted was a hug. He was sad because all his loved ones were now mindless beings who couldn't experience joy, all he wanted was to be happy, and for others to be happy, {He was bitten by a dibbun so was only a little bit zombie}*
*Get's the feeling that that isn't how zombies work, but just shrugs and decides to roll with it.*
The apostrophe is for flavor
*no...*
The apostrophe is bad grammar, that's what it is! (said Pooh, said he. "That's what it is," said he.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 04, 2020, 12:17:11 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 04, 2020, 07:41:54 AM
Well, I like the first part.
*Claps Russa on the shoulder.* Good on ya, mate, you win a prize! What do you want?
A water buffalo. All the kewl kids have them.
*Hands Russa an Osmium water buffalo.*
*Takes a picture*
*Is blonded by the flash bulb.*
Ahh! My eyes!
(I was going to change it to blinded, but this is a little funnier.)
Here ya go! *Gives Verdie two Band-Aids*
*Plasters the band-aids over my eyes.*
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.... better....
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 06, 2020, 01:27:12 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 04, 2020, 12:17:11 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 04, 2020, 07:41:54 AM
Well, I like the first part.
*Claps Russa on the shoulder.* Good on ya, mate, you win a prize! What do you want?
A water buffalo. All the kewl kids have them.
*Hands...
Spoiler
(https://www.artnet.com/WebServices/images/ll05296lld6FTGFgUVECfDrCWvaHBOc4KPC/marie-claude-lalique-water-buffalo-figure.jpg)
to Russa.* It's made of water!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 04, 2020, 04:41:57 AM
Corndauga forever....
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/642158390558326794/727276142935146566/unknown.png?width=711&height=407)
*le dead*
OOF I don't have the revive power but I have a bacta tank...*Picks up Lass's body and places it in the tank*....
{Is it weird that I'm cool with that? :P}
*Shrugs* *Bacta tank brings back Lass*
The power of corndauga did that.
*Munches happily on my McChicken*
I... don't I get any?
There's fifty to sixty pounds of the stuff.
When everyone else gets some, you can.
The food is on the main table ^-^
*Grabs a several portions.*
Thanks!
Quote from: Verdauga on July 07, 2020, 05:37:23 PM
There's fifty to sixty pounds of the stuff.
When everyone else gets some, you can.
I will defeat the great evil.
*Starts making lemonade* These lemons sure look throwable ::)
...do I need to start dodging?
That might be wise ^-^
*is just sort of...There...In the middle of this...*
*watches in mild amusement*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 01:32:52 PM
*Hands Russa an Osmium water buffalo.*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 06, 2020, 02:07:29 PM
*Takes a picture*
Woooo! *Poses happily with my osmium water buffalo as Keva takes the picture*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2020, 03:57:23 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 06, 2020, 01:27:12 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 04, 2020, 12:17:11 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 04, 2020, 07:41:54 AM
Well, I like the first part.
*Claps Russa on the shoulder.* Good on ya, mate, you win a prize! What do you want?
A water buffalo. All the kewl kids have them.
*Hands...
Spoiler
(https://www.artnet.com/WebServices/images/ll05296lld6FTGFgUVECfDrCWvaHBOc4KPC/marie-claude-lalique-water-buffalo-figure.jpg)
to Russa.* It's made of water!
Thank you! Now I'm twice as kewl as the kewl kids.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 24, 2020, 06:54:35 PM
LASS STOP.
(If you wanted me to stop, you shouldn't have made it so fun to annoy you!)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 08, 2020, 08:35:59 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2020, 03:57:23 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 06, 2020, 01:27:12 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 04, 2020, 12:17:11 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 04, 2020, 07:41:54 AM
Well, I like the first part.
*Claps Russa on the shoulder.* Good on ya, mate, you win a prize! What do you want?
A water buffalo. All the kewl kids have them.
*Hands...
Spoiler
(https://www.artnet.com/WebServices/images/ll05296lld6FTGFgUVECfDrCWvaHBOc4KPC/marie-claude-lalique-water-buffalo-figure.jpg)
to Russa.* It's made of water!
No, Russa. You had the kewl inside you all along!
*Begins dancing*
Unlike this fella here.
:laugh:
I have two weddings going on....It makes my feel awkward....
{OOC: This one is over :P}
*Starts setting up TNT*
No U...
An astute observation of my post.
*can't move*
*Picks up Lass and moves her*
(Thanks XD)
D'awww! He's carrying her over the threshold!
*tries to say; no, I'm stuck in a glorified fish tank, you pen fingered bean!*
*It's still classified as carrying.*
Also, the insult makes
no sense.
A.R.S.E.N.E units fly in, grab Scott and Lass and blast off
((So, I'm not in the bacta tank anymore?...))
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 04:15:01 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 08, 2020, 08:35:59 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2020, 03:57:23 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 06, 2020, 01:27:12 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 04, 2020, 12:17:11 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 04, 2020, 07:41:54 AM
Well, I like the first part.
*Claps Russa on the shoulder.* Good on ya, mate, you win a prize! What do you want?
A water buffalo. All the kewl kids have them.
*Hands...
Spoiler
(https://www.artnet.com/WebServices/images/ll05296lld6FTGFgUVECfDrCWvaHBOc4KPC/marie-claude-lalique-water-buffalo-figure.jpg)
to Russa.* It's made of water!
No, Russa. You had the kewl inside you all along!
^-^
McLass is cute!
How so?
Maybe.
ADMIT IT.
Admit what?
McLass is cute.
*Raises eyebrow.*
Choose your next words very, very, carefully. They may be this life's last.
*Whispers to Wort.* Just say "Cordauga" again; he'll never expect that!
Noice!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 14, 2020, 04:07:51 PM
...
Spoiler
Corndauga
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw3vljWVMK1qeljkxo1_500.gif)
*Sighs* Do you want to have a bad time?
I think they do.
You will all suffer the wrath of Lord Greeneyes.
Suffering is my middle name...
And Blighted will be your first.
(https://giphy.com/gifs/htSeuHiYxSePW7ptso)
Quote from: Verdauga on July 15, 2020, 01:08:36 AM
And Blighted will be your first.
Blighted Suffering? I wonder what his last name is.
Idiot maybe...
Harsh.
A Blighted Suffering Idiot....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 12:08:25 AM
You will all suffer the wrath of Lord Greeneyes.
Guys, I just found a gif of Greeneyes trying to attack me. :laugh:
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9fc9fa0ed4ad8077a9447b27296771f0/tenor.gif?itemid=4968318)
Heh
Anyway, McLass is cute. But we already knew that.
MCLASS IS CUTE!
If cute means dead; yes.
If Seb stays as the master shipper then I will say it okay...
*Finger guns* Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ^-^
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 16, 2020, 12:45:28 AM
If Seb stays as the master shipper then I will say it okay...
Please be joking...Please, please be joking...
At this point, we're all just along for the ride.
*Puts paws in the air*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: lass of something much on July 16, 2020, 03:39:56 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 16, 2020, 12:45:28 AM
If Seb stays as the master shipper then I will say it okay...
Please be joking...Please, please be joking...
Well I need Seb to stay the master shipper... And I will go at it wth everything I got...
But why...I don't unde- *floats away in a gust of wind*
*sucks Lass back using Poltergust 3000*
*the wind blows lass far away*
Come Fuu KiSpoiler
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/d/d1/Fuu-ki.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080808145928)
*Fuu Ki controls the winds to bring the ghost of Lass back*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 16, 2020, 03:41:41 AM
At this point, we're all just along for the ride.
Oh yeah! *Puts on sunglasses*
So cool, much amazed. Wow.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/142bb90e254828aab96ccec329beec3e/tenor.gif?itemid=8180655)
*Waits for Seb to win*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 16, 2020, 04:38:58 PM
Come Fuu Ki
Spoiler
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/d/d1/Fuu-ki.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080808145928)
*Fuu Ki controls the winds to bring the ghost of Lass back*
*gets blown back* AhhhAhhhh
*An extremely long pillar is dropped from the sky and crashes through the church (I assume it's a church) ceiling* *The pillar releases 4,560 dung beetles (That thirst for blood)*
Ugh, I guess I'll do this.. *turns all the beetles into cheese cake*
*Cheesecake beetles begin to devour the populace*
*Eats a cheesecake beetle*
Kirby's calling the police[i/]
GET TO COVER EVERYBEAST!
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BrightHoarseCoati-size_restricted.gif)
*hovers over Scott's shoulder* Hard to do in here...Plus Wortshire's...Robot...? Grabbed you..
I forcefully made it drop me...
Anyway, back on topic...
Spoiler
MCLASS IS CUTE!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 17, 2020, 05:29:54 AM
I forcefully made it drop me...
*floats around* Fair enough...Being grabbed like that is rather... unpleasant, to say the least..
FOR CORNDAUGA AND FOR SEBIAS!!!!
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/fb3bf131952b2b1b96bc98d35b8c906e/tumblr_nfz6zuKhOI1tulf80o5_400.gif)
*Dung beetles begin devouring the very building in which the wedding took place*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 17, 2020, 05:32:49 AM
FOR CORNDAUGA AND FOR SEBIAS!!!!
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/fb3bf131952b2b1b96bc98d35b8c906e/tumblr_nfz6zuKhOI1tulf80o5_400.gif)
Pfft, nonsense, you'd shoot them anyway! *grins*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 17, 2020, 05:37:45 AM
*Dung beetles begin devouring the very building in which the wedding took place*
Yeah, that didn't happen. Nice try though.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/YellowishDelayedCicada-small.gif)
*Happily floats around Scott* Oooo! The colors are so pretty!
Beetles huh?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kHFEXZRkmudJS/giphy.gif)
GO VOLANION
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/054/597/976.gif)
VOLCANION USE STEAM ERUPTION
(https://pa1.narvii.com/6262/7b6e1f9fb73aa099015ea039158df992e7fedc2f_hq.gif)
*Volcanion blasts Dung Beetles away with high-pressure, scalding water*
Quote from: Delthion on July 17, 2020, 05:38:31 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 17, 2020, 05:37:45 AM
*Dung beetles begin devouring the very building in which the wedding took place*
Yeah, that didn't happen. Nice try though.
Yeah, bro. What Del said. Shipping buildings can never be completely destroyed. ;D
*Summons
Mjolnir and begins laying waste to the beetles*
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/64/a4/9d/64a49d2a827d15d3ce71d5a6daf2b0bb.gif)
Ooo, you've gone all cartoony! *jumps out of the way of the bolts*
*Dives under a table*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 17, 2020, 08:32:30 PM
Quote from: Delthion on July 17, 2020, 05:38:31 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 17, 2020, 05:37:45 AM
*Dung beetles begin devouring the very building in which the wedding took place*
Yeah, that didn't happen. Nice try though.
Yeah, bro. What Del said. Shipping buildings can never be completely destroyed. ;D
*Summons Mjolnir and begins laying waste to the beetles*
That's not what Del meant, child. ^-^
*5,000 more dung beetles arrive*
You may think you lead them..
But you forgot one thing...
Dung beetles will always follow the one with the feces...
Come!Spoiler
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/4/42/Belphegor2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080806040210)
Ewww... *covers eyes* Darn it, I can see through my eye-lids...And paws..
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ec/ea/5d/ecea5d3913cb9472909d4232518a9416.gif)
Hmm...Didn't know ghosts could get shot...Rather painful...And weird...Very weird...
Gahhh theres to many of them! Master Shipper Sebias there are too many of them what are we going to do?
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 17, 2020, 11:18:59 PM
That's not what Del meant, child. ^-^
Shh. :laugh:
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 18, 2020, 06:39:24 PM
Gahhh theres to many of them! Master Shipper Sebias there are too many of them what are we going to do?
I've got your back. *Opens portal and birds of all kinds come out: Starlings, robins, crows, grackles, catbirds, sparrows, bobwhites, blue jays, eastern kingbirds, woodpeckers and purple martins.*
BIIIIIIIIIRDS!!! *Summons
Mjolnir* ....Assemble!
*Avengers theme starts playing*
*Looks over at Scott* *Gestures to a beetle attacking from the left* On your left.
*Finger guns* Eeey *Quickly draws a knife and plunges it into the stomach of the beetle*
*hums softly*
I just realized this ship has the dumbest name...
Why?
Cause both Mc and Lass are two Scottish terms?
Tchh
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 19, 2020, 11:06:01 PM
Why?
Cause both Mc and Lass are two Scottish terms?
*coughs in it pretty much means son of a young girl*
I think it's rather fitting.
No...
Mm, I agree with Scott.. *floats around Scott's head*
Poke his brain!
No? That's gross.. *flies around*
Lame-o
Alleged Image of Scott Mclamok's BrainSpoiler
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mugen/images/5/5b/Mother_Brain_SSBU.png/revision/latest?cb=20181113221937)
I...I...Wish I hadn't seen that...
*enters thread* Okay, where's the body?
This way ma-*Face palms* Lass. *Walks over to bacta tank and grabs Lass's body out*
*Glances at the body* Oh my...That is not good... How many times did you even shoot her?
*Shrugs* My mag has ten rounds. So I would assume...*Winces* three.
Oh for the love of....The bacta has sealed the wounds.. We might need to do surgery...
*Takes of helmet and starts banging his head on a wall*
*grabs Scott by the arm and drags him away from the wall* Ah! Stop that, or I'll need to heal you too!
I have a thick skull. Also I used to headbutt my friends when we score a point in a game...true fact...
0.o
...ANYWAY...I don't know if it'll work, but I'll try to heal and revive her..
So what do we do?
You don't do anything, I'll just take her into surgery, get the messy stuff over and done with, then bring her back here where you must take care of her so I can leave before she wakes up, sound good?
I'm right here you know...
Yes, and you'll need to come with me.. *picks up Lass' body and takes it back to the house of healing*
Ok!
*floats around Scott*
Hi Lass!
Hello-*gets pulled away* AhhhHhhAhhh!
*Attempts to grab Lass*
*gets pushed back into her body*
*reenters the thread, carrying Lass* It worked! It actually worked! *places Lass in an arm chair* I honestly didn't think that'd work...Anyway, I must go.
*Hugs Bothave Lass's*
Ach, she's waking up, now I really must go.. *poofs out*
*slowly regains consciousness*
*Sits beside Lass*
*Yawns, then whinces* Ow...Why...W-why does everything hurt?...
Because it was realyou died.
*tries to sit up, but collapses again* Ach...I remember now...
*Winces* Am I gonna get slapped? Or physically abused in a way that won't kill me?
Spoiler
LASS!? You're alive!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 23, 2020, 02:44:49 PM
*Winces* Am I gonna get slapped? Or physically abused in a way that won't kill me?
*looks up and grins* No? I couldn't even if I wanted to! ;D
I love you too much..
Aww! *Wipes away tears* Beautiful, just beautiful.
*says loud enough for Seb to hear* Seb on the other paw, he's a different matter.. ;D
I'm not listening!!! *Covers ears*
*hugs Scott* Man I've missed doing that..
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 23, 2020, 07:49:01 PM
Aww! *Wipes away tears* Beautiful, just beautiful.
Y'all are cute, just saying. ^-^ *Puts up party balloons* Y'all want to do some roller blading?
No thanks, Seb, that might reopen my wounds..
Ah, gotcha. How 'bout a popsicle then? *Passes them around* *Takes a yellow one*
Popsicle...Eh, probably an American thing..
Hehe you know where we can have pictures taken?
No? Do tell, also If where getting pictures taken, I really want to tidy my fur up...It has bacta in it..
*Sets up green screen*
*Pulls out camera* I live with a bunch of sisters. I'm an expert at taking pictures. *Holds camera upside down*
Cool! *Starts polishing his armor*
*Starts practicing by taking pictures of Lass and Scott's footpaws*
*poofs over hair brush and brushes fur*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 23, 2020, 08:56:26 PM
*Starts practicing by taking pictures of Lass and Scott's footpaws*
I have armored boots...
*giggles* Of course XD
Plus if I took these off yall are gonna die..
Na, I very used to smelly footpaws..
Eeew
*Walks around barefoot all the time in real life*
*Takes pictures of Scott's boots*
Thank you...*Scrapes the remains of dead enemies off*
*Begins mashing the remains of dead enemies into a paste* Who is hungry?
No thanks...*Looks at his armor in the mirror*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 23, 2020, 09:15:26 PM
*Begins mashing the remains of dead enemies into a paste* Who is hungry?
That...That was...Oh my...
Who was it? Please don't say it was a friend of yours...
Okay...I won't...
*puts paws over eyes*
Seb...Just stop...Go make some posters or something...
Okay, fine. *Slurps up some of the paste and begins to sketch some posters*
Thank you!
*sobs silently*
*Puts an arm over Lass* What's wrong?
*Doesn't meet Scott's eyes*
Okay who did I kill?
*looks away and whispers* Chip...Chip chrisen
???
{OOC: Didn't want to powerplay a member, so I used one of my discord friends}
Crud...Now I will be hated forever...
*Sobs again*
*Stands awkwardly off to the side. Tries to comfort Lass*
*Walks away because he is unwanted*
*tries to get up, but falls to the ground, clutching her sides*
*Sits on a tree stump and pulls out his pistol*
YOU TWO ARE SUCH DRAMA QUEENS OMG *Takes the gun from Scott, picks up Lass, and shoves her into his arms.* NOW BE HAPPY
Owww...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 23, 2020, 10:03:13 PM
YOU TWO ARE SUCH DRAMA QUEENS OMG *Takes the gun from Scott, picks up Lass, and shoves her into his arms.* NOW BE HAPPY
I have a spare *Sets up 20 stones in a line and pulls out his other gun*
*lifts herself up using a water whip*
*Starts speed shooting the stones*
0.0
*Repeats the process going faster and faster*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 23, 2020, 10:03:13 PM
YOU TWO ARE SUCH DRAMA QUEENS OMG *Takes the gun from Scott, picks up Lass, and shoves her into his arms.* NOW BE HAPPY
:laugh: Hypocrite.
Lol.
*Puts his pistol down and sits back on his stump*
Xd
*Begins making a cake since this a wedding thread, and in celebration of our (Brief) victory over Seborg.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 12:07:58 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 23, 2020, 10:03:13 PM
YOU TWO ARE SUCH DRAMA QUEENS OMG *Takes the gun from Scott, picks up Lass, and shoves her into his arms.* NOW BE HAPPY
:laugh: Hypocrite.
I haven't the SLIGHTEST idea what you could be referring to, sweetie. ^-^
Of course not. ::)
Ah...Ebby, c-could you-... *Sobs* Could you h-help?...
*Would help but is depressingly shooting rocks*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 25, 2020, 02:14:23 AM
Ah...Ebby, c-could you-... *Sobs* Could you h-help?...
Of course, Lass. *helps Lass with whatever it is she needs help with*
(That would be getting away from Scott's gun, as Kade effectively threw me into Scott's arms, but I think Scott's mad at me...And I can't get away because I have about ten stiches all over my body...)
(Ah, see.)
*Sobs quietly*
(I helped you, you're safe now.)
*sniffs*
*Throws cupcakels*
*Get's hit in the face by the cupcake*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 25, 2020, 07:32:16 AM
(That would be getting away from Scott's gun, as Kade effectively threw me into Scott's arms, but I think Scott's mad at me...And I can't get away because I have about ten stiches all over my body...)
Uhhh no....I think your mad at me...
*Binks* Communication is KEY folks! :giggle:
Stahp
No, accept the truth. MCLASS IS CUTE!
Only if you accept that Corndauga is a legendary ship...
No.
Okay...
Mclass is cute.
Go chew on your foot Verdauga....
I would, but I'm too busy spreading the word about how cute Mclass is.
Yeeeessssssss.
IT IS!!
Could...Could you stop yelling? It hurts
Okay.
Spoiler
MCLASS IS CUTE!
Mclass is sooo cute.
Go chew on your foot Verdauga....
Quote from: Verdauga on July 25, 2020, 09:12:51 PM
I would, but I'm too busy spreading the word about how cute Mclass is.
If you admit you like Corndauga then I will admit that the M word is "cute" deal?
Why should I admit a falsity?
Pfft...It's not a "Falsity"
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 25, 2020, 09:37:45 PM
If you admit you like Corndauga then I will admit that the M word is "cute" deal?
*Dies of laughter*
Yay. I made you happy!
Nobody wants Corndauga.
Let's see...Me, Kade, One-Eye, Seb and Worty...Keva admitted it was legendary....SO YOUR CALLING US NOBODY'S?
Ummmm.
*coughs*
>.>
<.<
*falls asleep*
Sooooo, where are you two going for your honeymoon?
I would like to know as well. It also occurs to me, Kade, that we haven't actually gone on our honeymoon. We got three-quarters of the way around Lake Taupo, but then kind of...stopped.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 03:27:59 PM
Sooooo, where are you two going for your honeymoon?
*wakes up* Ahh, why is this thread bac- KKKKAAAADDDEEEEEE!!!!
Y'all could fly somewhere, perhaps?
We can chain ourselves to the bottom of the sea!
Ooh, romantic. Shall I teleport an air bubble there?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 01, 2020, 12:47:05 AM
We can chain ourselves to the bottom of the sea!
Heh. No thanks, you killed me twice in this thread alone, I'm not letting you do it again.
Eh....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 31, 2020, 07:28:42 PM
I would like to know as well. It also occurs to me, Kade, that we haven't actually gone on our honeymoon. We got three-quarters of the way around Lake Taupo, but then kind of...stopped.
That's because SOMEBEAST needs to offer their performance.
YEAH!
I accidentally marked all replies as read. =_=.
o.o
Oof.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 01, 2020, 02:52:15 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 31, 2020, 07:28:42 PM
I would like to know as well. It also occurs to me, Kade, that we haven't actually gone on our honeymoon. We got three-quarters of the way around Lake Taupo, but then kind of...stopped.
That's because SOMEBEAST needs to offer their performance.
Well that's not my fault!
Partially. She regularly comes within threatening range of you.
Stop. Reviving. This. Thread!
How about nah?
How bout yah!
Yeah! Nah to nah!
This is a painful memory....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 11, 2020, 03:57:36 PM
Partially. She regularly comes within threatening range of you.
-_-
Well, she does! *Ever so gently slams the revive button.*
STOP REVIVING THIS TOPIC!!!!!!
It's probably a good idea to revive this thread...
(Or maybe I'm just saying that because there is a clue hidden here...)
(Didn't I already find that clue?)
I don't think so...
Ohhhh....Yes now I remember, my computer ran out of charge...I will find it once more!
*Holds up a "You can do it" sign*
Lass and Scott when this topic is revived:
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/6a/7e/7a6a7e5fb30c3e3080afa536e4e3a385.gif)
The truth must be known.
And we are a beacon of truth.
NO.
:laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 26, 2020, 05:07:54 PM
Lass and Scott when this topic is revived:
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/6a/7e/7a6a7e5fb30c3e3080afa536e4e3a385.gif)
That is perfect.
-_-
Can I see hands up for whoever thinks McLass is still cute?
STOP REVIVING THIS THRRREEEEAAAADDDDD!!!!!!
Nyet.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Sorry, Lass. *raises paw*
*curls up in a ball of fluffy embarrassment*
*Laughter*
*Laughs with One-Eye*
*Le cry*
@Scott McLamok Lass needs a hug...
*Showers the thread with Heavenly chocolate*
*crying even more, while sending Seb to bed with no peppermint tea for wasting chocolate*
:'(
*Goes up to bed*
*Hugs Lass*
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! *Points finger guns at Scott* Hey there, dude. Perfect timing. ^-^
Nyehehe!
Yer welcome!
*Happyness*
*Whispers from the shadows* Cuuuuute!
....*poofs very far away from Scott*
But wait! You haven't had cake yet!
*Is now very sad*
*Grabs Scott, initiates a spin move, and launches him very far away and straight to Lass.*
Yer welcome.
*Gets knocked over like a bowling pin*
Owww....That's gonna leave a mark...
Twue wove!
In that case, twue wuve is very painful....Sorta feels a truck just hit you, but smaller...
That's because it's real, Lass.
........
Didn't infant me steal those?
wat
She ran in, and stole all your full stops...
......
*Is squished.* I do believe you have won....So, uh....Yeah...
So adorbs.
I am not in this position of my own will!!!!
It's still adorable.
........
*Gives up*
Good. Go and look at Forum Memes.
:laugh:
*Just goes limp*
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass!:D
Go boil your head in a caldron of oil...
That's not very loving.
Right now, I hate everyone, especially Kade and Seb.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/C3hZ1ScXhBr0c/giphy.gif)
And yes, you too, SCOTT MCLAMOK!
*Covers Scott and Kade's eyes*
Don't look, y'all. Words are flying, and it isn't pretty.
*can't get up*
*Helps Scott and Lass to their footpaws*
I am in paaaain...
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e0e644ddd4e86e1c603b1fcc23dbb28b/tenor.gif?itemid=4645598)
*Showers thread with comfort for the poor souls who need it* :)
*Consumes popcorn on the sidelines*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 18, 2020, 08:15:58 PM
Right now, I hate everyone, especially Kade and Seb.
When it comes to talking about people, you really shouldn't use that word unless you're serious.
That's actually good advice. And I'd try thinking about words carefully if I was planning on sounding serious.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 18, 2020, 08:42:00 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 18, 2020, 08:15:58 PM
Right now, I hate everyone, especially Kade and Seb.
When it comes to talking about people, you really shouldn't use that word unless you're serious.
Speak for yourself, do you know how painful it is to have a living being thrown at you?! Well I can tell you! It hurts! Particularly when no one lifts a paw to help, they just all stand around and watch! And then on top of that, start teasing me! Just GAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *Storms off, or at least, tries to, it is rather hard when one is recovering from gun wounds*
^-^ They make such a grand couple.
Mmhmm.
*Showers thread with ice cream flakes*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 18, 2020, 08:56:10 PM
^-^ They make such a grand couple.
I am laughing extremely hard at this post.
Laughter is good for a beast.
YEs. Unless you laugh a bit too much. I learned this from experience.
True. I once laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and had to leave the room for a few minutes.
*Returns from healing herself*
*Tiptoes over to Scott* I'm sorry for yelling at you, Scott...I was just trying not to scream in pain... *Sorry Hugs*
Awwwww.
*places paw over One-Eye's mouth* Shh. Just watch and die of overexposure to pure adorability.
*Is dying of guilt*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 18, 2020, 09:43:55 PM
*Returns from healing herself*
*Tiptoes over to Scott* I'm sorry for yelling at you, Scott...I was just trying not to scream in pain... *Sorry Hugs*
*Smilesish*
I hope that you can forgive me someday.. *Tiptoes back to my room*
*Whispers* Just did....
*Is feeling very guilty*
lass of something much 06:01:09 AM Viewing Scott McLamok's profile.
(That was a misclick, but feel free to tease, McLass is no longer cute, and it's all my fault. :'()
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 20, 2020, 06:01:56 AM
lass of something much 06:01:09 AM Viewing Scott McLamok's profile.
*Shrugs*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 20, 2020, 06:04:43 AM
(That was a misclick, but feel free to tease, McLass is no longer cute, and it's all my fault. :'()
. . . Nah, Mclass is cute.
*Curls up in a all of sadness and guilt*
But why?
Because I madeded Scott sad...I'm a monster...
... He didn't sound sad.
You can be in pain and not be sad.
*Gestures to my dad, who needed stitches Wednesday and is laughing.
Ouch, what happened to him?
His wrist was cut while we were roofing his shop. There's a bit of his hand that has no feeling.
Oh my goodness, ouch.
Yep. He was roaring in pain for the beginning of it. Doesn't stop him though. ^-^
I will pray for him. Has it gotten better?
Erm, kinda? He can still use that hand, and the nerves are regrowing, so if it weren't for the itching and the possibility of pulling his stitches, he'd be fine.
I appreciate your prayers though.
(I really hope he gets better soon, that sounds very painful...)
*Finally leaves her room*
Guest 11:12:04 PM Viewing the topic The Wedding of McLass.
OY!
Man you scared me....
Is it my hideous face?
No, you don't have a hideouts face...I was referring to you saying you were going to kill yourself, AND THEN GOING OFF DISCORD!!! I just sat on my bed crying like a baby! :(
Quote from: lass of something much on September 28, 2020, 12:38:20 AM
I was referring to you saying you were going to kill yourself, AND THEN GOING OFF DISCORD!!! I just sat on my bed crying like a baby! :(
Bro...
Don't say things like that...
Me, or him?
Scott.
*sits back down* Okay....
*Yawns surreptitiously.*
*Slaps Kade for continuously revive this thread*
Why'd you shove your paw in my mouth?
I didn't.
I was yawning and you directed your paw towards my face. I yawn big, therefore, paw met mouth.
I need some Listerine.
.....I slapped the back of your head, so unless your-....You know what, I'll just try to forget that...
I yawn very big. ^-^
*Feels the sudden need to vomit* And no, I will not draw that.
I wasn't expecting you to, but it would be VERY cool/creepy :giggle:
It's the sorta thing Ebby asks me to draw. Along with- INFANT EBBY! INFANT EBBY FiReBeNdInG
Heh, I can imagine that :giggle:
Quote from: lass of something much on October 27, 2020, 03:57:51 PM
It's the sorta thing Ebby asks me to draw. Along with- INFANT EBBY! INFANT EBBY FiReBeNdInG
DO IT.
No.
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Not right now, Ebby. I'm already really stressed about inktober, I don't need anything else.
Man, I forgot about Inktober.
And I told myself that I was going to try it out this year....
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Oof, that's a mood..
Y dis tread?
y YOUR FAAAAACCCEEE
Why not?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 22, 2020, 05:23:26 AM
Please don't. I'm planning a TLotR marathon movie watching for my 15th and I want you to come.
There. It's done. Can I have my death now?
No
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
*Sulking babeh sounds*
But I wanna!
Eh *Pretends to put alot of thought into it* After much thinking I have determined that the most logical and rational choice is: *Drumroll*
Spoiler
*More drumroll*
Spoiler
Nah
Grr, you're such a good forum boyfriend/husband >:(
( ;D)
...
( 8D )
*Pouts*
(Looove yoouuu)
I'm very stubborn. Trust me.
( :) )
And I'm a pouty brat who also stubborn about dumb things, what's your point?
...Nyet
Oh come on, dude, you know I am
Or at least, a part of me is
I'm pretty sure almost everyone has been a brat at least once just the percentage of how bad it is varies
I is a lot of brat, I'm afraid
Nyeh
*Forces herself not to breathe and glares at Scott as if he were doing it*
*Puts his hands in the air*
*cheeks go purple*
Lass?
*Refuses to breathe*
*panicc*
*Panik*
*Passes out*
Such a happy couple.
"Awww, such love!"
"So romantic!"🌹
❤
-_-
;D
Quote from: Ally046 on April 19, 2021, 04:30:54 PM
"Awww, such love!"
"So romantic!"🌹
❤
IKR! McLass is totes the best ship in the Cellars.
Agreed!!!
*Is still not breathing, despite passing out*
Help
*Can't help*
( >:D)
"Perform CPR Scott!"
O.o
*Revitalizes Lass.*
*Is still not breathing*
*Tickles lass' feet with a feather*
*gives lass some gasoline to drink*
Don't forget the bleach.
*Buys the gasoline and fuels up my SUV.*
*Changes the tires*
*Steals the license plate*
*Sighs*
Now I gotta use mine.
*Washes the car with ye olden days garden hose, sponge, and soap, spraying some water at the next poster*
Welp, there goes your tip. ;D
*Is now also wet*
(I low key love that this wedding has turned into a car wash XD)
Aye, same here. ;D
*Drops world's largest bomb on McLass*
(How tho? A Tsar bomb is pretty big...)
*Shoves everyone into a bunker under the church*
Sorry, Verdauga but we can't save your car!
*Or Lass, cause she's not breathing anyway
Verd! Take care of her please. I have business to attend to.
*Jumps between the bunker doors before they close and flies towards the bomb and lands on its tip as it flies downwards*
I beat you once ad I'll do it again!
*Scott's boots detach themselves from the rocket as he draws two swords*
(Verdie is not on >:D)
*Scott runs up the bomb and springs off the backend using his ODM gear to shoot him forward*
*The bomb explodes while Scott's on it*
(Wait... Jetpacks...)
Quote from: Masika on April 24, 2021, 12:10:38 PM
*The bomb explodes while Scott's on it*
(I'm pretty sure that is not how that works but ok)
*Armor protecc*
(I never said I was using a tsar bomb; just the world's biggest bomb. As in a ginormous bomb, like you'd find in Legend of Zelda)
Go Typhlosion!
*Typhlosion appears*
Use Incinerate!
*Typhlosion uses Incinerate on Scott*
*Is inside bunker and puts an emergency blanket around the wet lass. He also starts to make a delicious cake*
"Lass, if you don't start breathing again you won't get any of this 'Scott Emerges Victorious Again' cake I'm making"
*Fills the bunker with carbon monoxide*
*The carbon monoxide is quickly filtered out and collected by the bunker's air system*
Quote from: Masika on April 25, 2021, 12:14:03 AM
(I never said I was using a tsar bomb; just the world's biggest bomb. As in a ginormous bomb, like you'd find in Legend of Zelda)
Go Typhlosion!
*Typhlosion appears*
Use Incinerate!
*Typhlosion uses Incinerate on Scott*
(Google the world's biggest bomb)
*The blast burns Scott's left pauldron off*
Using your pets again?
(I already did. And just because I said "world's biggest bomb" doesn't mean I meant a real world bomb. "World's biggest {x}" is often used to just mean "ginormous")
Hey, at least I'm calling on Pokémon and not Kaiju/Titans or mythological creatures. Anyway...
Typhlosion, use Seismic Toss!
*Typhlosion uses Seismic Toss on Scott*
*Poofs Scott in to plan and makes use of the fact Seb made spells on the church when Scott and her were trying to kill everyone and burn the church to the ground.*
My dude, we need a battle plan before we go out there.
If we were just fighting Sika, it'd be fine, but she's a coward(Not meaning irl, just your character) who hides behind over powered pets and spells. But she made two fatal mistakes. She took the fight onto our home ground. We know it well, and she can't make up things that are in this thread, like massive bombs, she'll have to get Worti to deliver them to the thread. And, playing by her rules:
Our thread, our rules- which is nonsense, but eh, we still have unlimited lives in this thread, cause someone- can't remember who put a spell on us that we can't die in this thread.
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 25, 2021, 12:15:03 AM
*Is inside bunker and puts an emergency blanket around the wet lass. He also starts to make a delicious cake*
"Lass, if you don't start breathing again you won't get any of this 'Scott Emerges Victorious Again' cake I'm making"
*Attempts to speak without breathing...Fails and lets out a looong sigh*
No-...No cake?
*Very, very sad puppy eyes*
*Scott lands on Typhlosion's head and uses it as a springboard to shoot towards Masika*
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!
*Scott turns his jetpack/ODM gear thing to its max speed and aims a strike at Masika*
MOTHE-GAH!
*Scott poofs into the bunker and lands on the ground with a thud*
Let me back at 'er!
....*Undoes her poof, putting Scott exactly back where he was, at the same speed and all*
*Scott goes right through Masika, which turned out to be an illusion*
Typhlosion, return! Go, Charizard!
*Charizard appears*
Charizard, Flare Blitz!
*Charizard cloaks itself in flames and charges at Scott*
*a glowing blue barrier suddenly appears in front of Scott stopping the attack from hitting him*
S̴o̵r̵r̶y̵ ̵w̸e̶'̶r̴e̷ ̷l̶a̵t̶e̶.̶.̷.̶
̵
̸C̴B̶ ̴h̷e̵r̷e̷ ̸m̷i̶s̴p̶l̸a̷c̵e̵d̸ ̷t̷h̷e̶ ̷i̸n̶v̵i̶t̵a̷t̵i̴o̸n̸s̸.̸.̵.̴
Bad Worty!
Charizard, return! Go, Giratina! Use Shadow Force!
*Giratina turns invisible and reappers behind Scott and Worty and attacks*
*Sneaks out of the bunker*
Giratina, use Shadow Force on Lass!
*Giratina disappears and reappers behind Lass, attacking her*
*Gives it a biiig hug*
*Takes a small piece of cake and fills in the empty space with frosting so it looks normal again*
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*Makes an icing hat using the icing pouch that Rill just set down*
*Smooshes the icing hat onto Rill's head...
W̸H̷Y̴ ̸D̵O̵E̸S̴ ̷E̵V̸E̵R̴Y̸B̵O̸D̵Y̵ ̷T̶H̷I̵N̸K̶ ̸I̴ ̸A̷M̴ ̸T̴H̷E̶ ̷C̶A̴P̴T̵A̶I̶N̵
*Al uses his Zero-Point-Laser on Giratina*
*A red coated figure jumps into the fight*
Well, well, what have we here...
COME! CALAMITY FAFNIR!
*A large, dark red, mechanical dragon, covered in glowing crystals lands before letting out a screech to the sky*
*Enjoys the frosting hat immensely (both eating and wearing it), and after sharing it with those who want to try it, he decides he needs a more permanent hat of the same shape*
How...permanent we talking?
Like not food permanent :D Preferably a cloth of some sort
How permanently attached of cloth hats tho...
I said "a more permanent hat," not permanently attached
*Covers head in wet frosting so nothing can be glued to his fur*
*Thinks like an evil chook*
... :)
... ^-^
... :giggle:
... ;D
... 8D
... >:D
Yeeeesss, Goooooood Choookkk
*Hides before someone tries to stick a hat permanently on his head*
*Sticks my fedora temporarily onto Rillbrook's head.*
*Likes the fedora quite a bit, but likes these more*
Spoiler
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(Duckduckgo user, nice.)
Sadly, I have no cowboy hats.
(Aye, it's a pain sometimes but it's nice for the added privacy. The more you learn about software security issues and the data collection that's going on, the more you'll be willing to deal with it. Worst case I can always use @Google)
*Appreciates the fedora and comes out of hiding*
Quote from: lassYeeeesss, Goooooood Choookkk
>:D
For Lass Only...
XD
Yes. Yes good idea
*Crashes onto the ground*
Ach!
*Is now smooshed*
Hi, Lass. Sorry 'bout that.
*Hugs*
*Gasp*
I get huugs! ;D
*Hugs back*
Are you alright?
That was quiiite a fall..
No, but that doesn't matter. The real question is: Are you alright?
O.O
Where are you hurt?!
Can you rate your pain from one to ten?!
Is it my fault??
Do you need peppermint tea??
Everywhere but mostly the pride.
It's now 0.1/10 when it should be 10/10 I'm weird.
No.
No.
*Attempts to get up so she can take Scott to the infirmary...And pride...Infirmary*
*Picks Lass up*
Dang, I weight alot
Your armour does, yeah
*Skurts over to said infirmary*
*Starts healing Scooot( ;D) with waterbending, and kawa-kawa*
Stahp, pls
*Stops*
Why?
Ladies first, duh
In this case, it's worst case first ;)
Which is you.
Nooope! You said it was 10/10
I aid 0.1 but it should be 10
You also said t hurts everywhere..
It does
Well I'm not, so that means you're more hurt!
*Heals both of the lovebirds back to full health.*
"Hey, Lass, lets put our plan into action... >:D "
....
O.o
*Evil chook laughter...*
>:D
Help
Quote from: Ally046 on April 28, 2021, 01:07:07 AM
"Hey, Lass, lets put our plan into action... >:D "
Yeeeesssss!
*Scoops Scott up and runs into the evil room*
Shoot, guys, help!
There is no help here >:D
Ah, fudge. So, what are you gonna do now?
If I told you you'd have a chance of escape!
Okay. *sighs*
*Puts Scott in that one box from the prom*
Gah!
*Shuts the box evily*
You want me to eat this?
O.o
...
No
No, I do not
Okay
Why on earth would you eat box?
I dunno
Well here, have some vitamin gummies
Oh, thanks!
*Passes the gummies into the box*
*Eats a gummy then sighs*
*Waddles around the box, pickaxe drawn*
L to A, the S is secured.
*Feels betrayed and curls up into a square*
The S is safe and can not be harmed by plan 1, send the Gs
Ookay?
*Pus her walky-talky in her belt*
*Waits in the cold, dark, lonely box*
*Lights the fire, which starts to warm the whole room, and thus the box*
*Starts to get baked*
*Doesn't know this, so just continues happily being warmed*
*Slowly turns into a strudel*
*Happily makes pancakes with evil faces on them*
*Slowly and painfuly dies*
*Slips poison in McLass' next meal*
*Open the box and goes to offer Scott pancakes, without poison*
Heuge?
Here you are, Sir Scott. A delicious glass of Irish coffee...
*Laced with poison*
*Gets a fright and almost imbeds her pickaxe in Sika's skull*
Oh, it's just you
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 09:54:54 AM
Here you are, Sir Scott. A delicious glass of Irish coffee...
*Laced with poison*
No, thanks. I'm not Irish
But Irish coffee has delicious alcohol in it. You're a man, right? Men drink alcohol, don't they?
*Stuffs a pancake in Scott's mouth while he's speaking*
Hey, Sika, want a pancake? I made heaps!
...Do they have blueberries in them? Or chocolate chips?
No currently, but there are some chocolate chips in the cupboard
...I like blueberry pancakes better...
Afraid I don't have any blue berries.. Not around this time o' year
I can't cook...
Eeey! Can't cook buddies!
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 10:19:27 AM
I can't cook...
Fair enough... I can' cook, but I can bake
...Fudge brownies?
Never tried, but I have made brownies.. (Everytime I try to make brownies I make cake, and everytime I try to make chocolate cake it turns out like brownie... It's so weird.. And yes, I do follow the books)
...where have I heard/read that before?
I have mentioned it before in older threads.. Maybe you read a few?
*Shrugs*
Anyways, Scottie, take your coffee before it gets cold...
No, thanks. I like juice
It has rum in it...
*Gives Scott his juice boxes*
Scott is under legal drinking age..
Thanks!
No prob! ^-^
*sluuuurp*
The drinking age depends on what country he's in.
I am under drinking age
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 11:50:53 AM
The drinking age depends on what country he's in.
He's american
Canadian? Mexican? Costa Rican? Brazilian?
(As pointed out by fans on the Christopher Columbus section of "Adam Ruins What We Learned in School", and later addressed in a ReAnimated History episode, USA does not hold exclusivity over "America" and "American")
Smarty pants where do you think I live? God gave you a brain use it.
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 12:06:33 PM
Canadian? Mexican? Costa Rican? Brazilian?
(As pointed out by fans on the Christopher Columbus section of "Adam Ruins What We Learned in School", and later addressed in a ReAnimated History episode, USA does not hold exclusivity over "America" and "American")
So?.. I didn't say USA, I said american .
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 28, 2021, 12:09:43 PM
Smarty pants where do you think I live? God gave you a brain use it.
In Hellgates.
Scoott you never told me you lived in a gate!
*Mara munches on Lassie* Umm, never knew salad tasted so good. Wait, why am I enjoying this? Wolves are carnivorous.
Poor OP newbie. I am rather sick of you.
I tried to be polite, but you keep trying to force my paw.
You literally followed me in here, and then blamed me for it.
Stop. Being. A. Brat.
:-\
STOP KICKING MY DOOR, DOOM MUSIC! JUST USE THE DOOR BELL LIKE A NORMAL MUSIC, DARNFLOWER!
Quote from: lass of something much on April 28, 2021, 09:23:25 AM
The S is safe and can not be harmed by plan 1, send the Gs
*Sends in the G's... >:D*
"G's are heading in, L."
L to A, are the S's in place?
Deploying the DDs in three... Two ..ONE! *Boooooommmm*
"Are A and L in position for maneuver Q?"
ಠ_ಠ
"A to L, is R affirmed?"
*sends in the DDB's* There ya go. >:D
Quote from: Ally046 on April 28, 2021, 06:39:55 PM
%u0CA0_%u0CA0
"A to L, is R affirmed?"
L to A, negative. Carry on with mission DD, over
*Bends down and pulls an oddly lumpy sack from behind a rose bush...*
"A to L, affirmative, I'm initiating phase three... ...Now!"
L to A: Stand by for take off. Over
*Glares at the doom music*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 28, 2021, 05:00:17 PM
STOP KICKING MY DOOR, DOOM MUSIC! JUST USE THE DOOR BELL LIKE A NORMAL MUSIC, DARNFLOWER!
Yes?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 28, 2021, 07:01:41 PM
*sends in the DDB's* There ya go. >:D
THE DDBS!!!!!!
I was using it in place of what you call a swear