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1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

Started by winifred, May 03, 2012, 11:27:27 PM

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Delthion

#585
June 28, 2015, 02:16:02 PM
823: Start several dozen propane tanks around the store and let them leak. Then threaten to light a flare.

Gnoflet

#586
July 16, 2015, 07:16:36 PM
824: Go around loudly complaining about how bad care they take care of their fish.
(they do take very bad care of them. where getting close to 1000.)
Shut him up or shut him down.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

Izeroth

#587
July 16, 2015, 09:47:53 PM
Quote from: Gnoflet on July 16, 2015, 07:16:36 PM
824: Go around loudly complaining about how bad care they take care of their fish.
(they do take very bad care of them. where getting close to 1000.)

I didn't know Walmart sold fish.

825: Release all the live worms in the fishing section.

Skyblade

#588
July 16, 2015, 09:49:10 PM
826. Do everything in the Crossover RP ;D

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Vilu Daskar

#589
September 27, 2015, 09:23:15 PM
Revive since we never finished.

827. Open all the deli meat and eat it.

828. Go to where the glasses are and throw them on the floor.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#590
September 27, 2015, 09:26:48 PM
829. Open all the deli meat.

Vilu Daskar

#591
September 27, 2015, 10:28:21 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 27, 2015, 09:26:48 PM
829. Open all the deli meat.
So original.

830. Rip open all pillows.

831. Rob Store.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#592
September 27, 2015, 10:36:17 PM
832. Commit an act of terror in Walmart, then blame it on Walmart.

Vilu Daskar

#593
September 27, 2015, 10:37:11 PM
833. Paint everything that's blue red.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#594
September 27, 2015, 10:38:12 PM
834. Grab a knife, drench yourself in ketchup and red food coloring. Then with a creepy grin chase all of the people in Walmart.

Vilu Daskar

#595
September 27, 2015, 10:41:28 PM
835. Open a paint can and dump it's contents on the first person you see, repeat.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#596
September 27, 2015, 10:42:58 PM Last Edit: September 27, 2015, 10:46:04 PM by Delthion
836. Attack someone with a broom. Proceed to through papertowels and tissue boxes at them.

Vilu Daskar

#597
September 27, 2015, 10:44:58 PM
837. Punch everyone you see.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#598
September 27, 2015, 10:45:50 PM
838. Kill everyone you see.

Vilu Daskar

#599
September 27, 2015, 10:46:46 PM
839. Knock down the shelves.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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