Corrupt-a-Wish

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted, It will cure them of everything, even their life!

I wish that someone will come and make my day everyday, no exceptions.

[Cornflower MM]

OH NO!!!

Granted - Someone will make you rday everyday....But now you want to have BAD days!

I wish I had a new movie to watch.

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted, but you have nowhere to put it.

I wish I didn't have a stomach ache right now.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you have a migraine!  (Which can actually make your stomach ache from how bad it is...  )

  I wish that my sunburn would heal.

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted-now you have really pale skin.

I wish that my nail polish didn't come off so quickly.

[Rainshadow]

Granted-now you have really pale skin.

  That actually doesn't bother me.    I already have pretty pale skin too.  (Dutch genes!  Woot!)

  Granted!  You now are stuck with one hideously disgusting colour on your nails... FOREVER.

  I wish that any and every hair style and colour I tried worked out well for me.  (Guess who's nervous about getting a different haircut.  )

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted- but now your great hair makes your clothes look terrible.

I wish I could do three things at once.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - You can now only toie your shoes, go to the bathroom, nd brush your hair all at once.

I wish I could shoot that **** phone!!!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted- but you can only shoot it with a water gun.

I Wish I didn't delete most of my messages.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - Every single message in every single form shall come back and haunt you. Literally.

I wish I could see my aunt more often.

[Kitsune]

Granted, you see her every day now, but you never get to see anyone else in your family! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish that I had enough money to buy Pokémon X/Y for my new 3DS XL.

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted- but now you're broke.

I wish I could become invisible.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  You are so invisible that you no longer exist.

  I wish that my acne problems would go away and never return.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted, you see her every day now, but you never get to see anyone else in your family! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I actually wouldn't mind that.....

Granted - Now every single girl on the planet hates you because your skin's so perfect...And they show in lethal ways.

I wish my dinner wasn't ready yet!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted, it will never be ready!

I wish there were more smileys.