1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Tiria Wildlough]

371. Have a sleepover with your friends in the store

That would be awesome!

[Redwallfan7]

Yea

372. Play hockey

[Rainshadow]

  373.  Declare that you are now the king/queen of the store, ordering people around.
  374.  Declare today a national holiday and give people "free" candy and pastries.  (AKA, stuff that you take from the store )
  375.  Take a friend and start waltzing around the store.  This is much better to do when you have several couples that you can invite to dance around.

[Kitsune]

376. Cough on people.

[Rainshadow]

  377.  Cough on people when you have some icky, contagious illness. 
  378.  Dress up like a Weeping Angel and stand in a corner.  (Not sure if anyone's done that yet, but I'm doing it because it needs to be said )

[Kitsune]

379. Scare little kids!

[Mad Maudie]

380: you know those tall things full of huge bouncy balls? well stand in one of them with only your arm showing and see who screams murder first!

[Rainshadow]

  381.  Go to the ball tower thingy and take out all of the bouncy balls, throwing them at random people.

[Redwallfan7]

382. Dress up as a hobbit

383. Dress up as a Jedi

384. Dress up as a ninja

[Rainshadow]

  384.  (Extended)  Dress up as a ninja and attack people, trying to use your nonexistent karate skills.

[Kitsune]

385. Dress up as Santa and tell kids "Yes! I am DEFINITELY getting you that for Christmas!" for something they want that their parents won't get them.

[W0NWILL]

385. Bring a couple of cannibal friends and some knives. I'm not going into any more detail.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Lol, nice Wonwill.

386: Set up a huge trampoline and see what happens
387: Barricade all exits/entrances, trapping the customers within Walmart forever. Muahahahaha!
388: Run around and grab people by the shoulders, then say, "What is a Bagginses, precious?"

[Rainshadow]

388: Run around and grab people by the shoulders, then say, "What is a Bagginses, precious?"

  Or better yet:

  389.  Run around, sticking your hands into people's pockets, saying, "Wot's it got in its pocketsies, precious?"

[Redwallfan7]

390. Walk around and make a buzzing noise in people's faces