Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Rainshadow]

  I'm weeping!   

  Why do I like Leo Valdez so much?

[Leatho Shellhound]

B/c you are on team Leo.


Why is the sky red?

[Rainshadow]

  Because we're on Gallifrey, silly!

  Wait, isn't Gallifrey time locked?

[Unimaginative]

Aye, but there's a crack through space and time.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Great Question, Han! I say potatoes is the answer!

Are hobgoblins supposed to be in your closet? (Cause' there's one in mine)

[Rainshadow]

  Uhhh...  *Pulls out an old, dusty, leather-bound book*  *Flips through the pages*  Uuuhhhhhh........  No.

  Am I the smart one or the potato one?

[rachel25]

Pale blue, so no more climbing banana trees in the middle of winter!
Can I eat the stairs?

[The Shade]

Only if the stairs catch the bus. Blue stones?

[Norham Waterpaw]

  Uhhh...  *Pulls out an old, dusty, leather-bound book*  *Flips through the pages*  Uuuhhhhhh........  No.

  Am I the smart one or the potato one?

Stupid potato dwarves. 

No, just squid.

Cardigans?

[The Shade]

Goldfish with kettles.    Should I be eaten by a leather sofa?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No, only a sasquatch.

La-z-boys?

[The Shade]

Negative. Boys in the sink?

[Leatho Shellhound]

They are drowning!

Why would you in-line skate while eating Ice cream?

[The Shade]

No, but I would if I was eating the road. Baskets are?

[Rainshadow]

  You can only ride a buffalo if you have a candy cane! 

  Why are oranges orange?