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Poll
Question: What will we watch next, fellows?
Option 1: Clone wars season 7. Episodes 8-12 votes: 2
Option 2: Kronk's New Groove! votes: 5
Option 3: The Nestle Crunch ad. votes: 7
Option 4: Stephen Sharer's Slushie music video! (PLEASE BE KIND) votes: 1
Option 5: Stephen Sharer's Rocket Slide gameplay. :) votes: 0
Title: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 07, 2019, 04:59:47 PM
Hey guys! Come in, come in! The snacks are over in that corner, and the movie will be playing in a couple minutes.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 07, 2019, 05:22:54 PM
*Takes seat*
Whats playing today?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 07, 2019, 05:27:57 PM
It's called "I heard it at midnight" Oh, and we're watching it at midnight. Look at that!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 07, 2019, 05:41:00 PM
*grips armrests on chair with wide eyes*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 07, 2019, 05:47:37 PM
The movie will begin shortly.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 07, 2019, 08:56:28 PM
*wriggles with excitement in my chair*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 07, 2019, 09:21:38 PM
*Sheev plays the movie*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 07, 2019, 09:25:52 PM
The Horror!!!! Its UNBEARABLE!!!
*Runs out of theater and jumps on bike to get away*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 07, 2019, 09:27:38 PM
AHHHHHHH!!!! forget the bike, take the bullet train! AHHHH!!! the HORROR!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 07, 2019, 09:30:45 PM
Wait, come back!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 07, 2019, 09:38:31 PM
*is already gone*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 07, 2019, 09:56:00 PM
Here is a tip Wite, don't come when a wrinkly old guy with lightning powers calls you :P
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 07, 2019, 10:08:07 PM
as you can see, I already thought of that.  :D

tip: always come to the glowing ball, it will only lead you into a cozy swamp.  ;)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 07, 2019, 10:45:01 PM
Ok guys! I'll turn off the movie. Where's the rest of the guests anyway?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 07, 2019, 10:47:17 PM
I have no idea.. Seb hasn't been here for a while. where in the blazes has he gone?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 07, 2019, 10:47:59 PM
Maybe he has a life :P
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on March 07, 2019, 10:48:50 PM
Heh
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 07, 2019, 10:50:19 PM
Quote from: Tungro on March 07, 2019, 10:47:59 PM
Maybe he has a life :P

possibly.. *strokes beard thoughtfully*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 08, 2019, 06:52:33 PM
Hey guys, why don't we play hide and seek.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 08, 2019, 07:03:38 PM
I can't respond, I am already hidden :P
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 09, 2019, 07:30:13 PM
I want to see the movie!  :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 09, 2019, 07:31:29 PM
NOO! you'll be SCARED FOR LIFE!!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 09, 2019, 07:59:13 PM
we will see!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 09, 2019, 08:01:07 PM
no you will not because you are not going to see it!  ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 09, 2019, 08:03:11 PM
i might  ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 09, 2019, 08:03:58 PM
Quote from: Kreg on March 09, 2019, 07:59:13 PM
we will see!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 09, 2019, 08:06:14 PM
Quote from: The Witessss on March 09, 2019, 08:03:58 PM
We will see!
we will
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 09, 2019, 08:09:25 PM
Quote from: Kreg on March 09, 2019, 08:06:14 PM
we will
see.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 09, 2019, 10:00:24 PM
Quote from: The Witessss on March 09, 2019, 08:09:25 PM
see.
we will
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 09, 2019, 10:01:32 PM
you sound like Yoda.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 09, 2019, 10:03:27 PM
Quote from: The Witessss on March 09, 2019, 10:01:32 PM
you sound like Yoda.
;D thats the point
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 09, 2019, 10:26:54 PM
*Sheev resumes the movie*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 09, 2019, 10:42:03 PM
Quote from: Tungro on March 07, 2019, 09:25:52 PM
The Horror!!!! Its UNBEARABLE!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 09, 2019, 10:52:57 PM
*Screen shuts off unexpectedly* It's probably just a shorted cord. I have an extra one, but first I need my flashlight.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 09, 2019, 11:08:53 PM
what are you guy scared at?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 10, 2019, 02:02:12 AM
AHHH!!! THE BOG MONSTER WILL GET US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 10, 2019, 02:08:42 AM
The bog what now?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 12, 2019, 08:28:26 PM
Quiet! Do you here something?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 12, 2019, 08:29:13 PM
Hear what!? *glances nervously around*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 12, 2019, 08:38:03 PM
*Sheev here's strange scuffling*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 12, 2019, 08:45:24 PM
Look!  It's a pug scuffling on the floor!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 12, 2019, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 12, 2019, 08:38:03 PM
*Sheev here's strange scuffling*
I don't know what is happening with you, but I hear a pug scuffling on the floor :P
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 12, 2019, 11:04:30 PM
*Sheev see's a strange ominous figure out of the corner of his eye*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 12, 2019, 11:14:01 PM
*strange shriek fills the air*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 12, 2019, 11:20:36 PM
*Enters room* Hello?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 12, 2019, 11:21:58 PM
*Gets flash light turns it on*  oh look its my pug house
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 12, 2019, 11:22:12 PM
I found my flashlight I'll go get a new cord for the tv.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 12, 2019, 11:28:59 PM
*Stumbles around in the dark* *Smashes toe into the corner of a table leg* *Echoing screams*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 12, 2019, 11:29:51 PM
Quick, for a circle of defense everyone!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 12, 2019, 11:35:49 PM
hey Russa you alright?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 12, 2019, 11:37:54 PM
*Steps on a pried up nail, and holding in the pain*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 12, 2019, 11:45:11 PM
Quote from: Kreg on March 12, 2019, 11:35:49 PM
hey Russa you alright?
*Silently dying* Yes. ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 12, 2019, 11:52:08 PM
*Trips over kreg's pug and hits head on table*
"OUCH!!"
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 13, 2019, 04:02:43 AM
*Screams in terror* There's a demon figure in the hallway!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 13, 2019, 11:21:32 AM
*grabs a Crucifix* AHHHHHHHH!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 13, 2019, 11:35:30 AM
Quick Wite, you have protection, go find out what that was!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 13, 2019, 03:03:49 PM
*grabs pug and sits him on the couch*  *makes popcorn* *puts it in  front of Krig* (My pug)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 13, 2019, 03:20:10 PM
What is that loud thumping sound!?
"EEK! There's a mouse in the house!"

Spoiler
Many of you may not know that was a kids book I used to read when I was younger
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/XwWWWFR.jpg)
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 13, 2019, 07:59:59 PM
Quote from: Tungro on March 13, 2019, 11:35:30 AM
Quick Wite, you have protection, go find out what that was!


AHHHHHHH!!! *is horrified*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 13, 2019, 08:32:30 PM
You mean HORRIFYING right. Let me take a look...
AHHHHHHHH!!! *its horrified*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 13, 2019, 09:38:29 PM
*showers myself in holy water* I need all the protection I can get!

AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 13, 2019, 09:41:37 PM
Quote from: The Witessss on March 13, 2019, 09:38:29 PM
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
What happened!? Where is everybody!? All I see is Krig...
..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............
..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 13, 2019, 10:20:27 PM
*horrifiedly stutters and backs away slowly* h-hh-he-el-llppp-ppp!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 13, 2019, 11:26:14 PM
*starts to eat popcorn*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 14, 2019, 02:15:39 PM
Guys, everything is gonna be ok. Here Kreg take this axe, Wite take this sword, and Tungro... take this flashlight.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 14, 2019, 02:18:09 PM
thanks for the axe
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 14, 2019, 06:51:04 PM
Do you have extra batteries Sheev?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on March 14, 2019, 06:52:04 PM
*Opens squeaky-hinged door* Hey guys, what's up?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 14, 2019, 06:53:32 PM
EEEEKKKKKKK!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on March 14, 2019, 06:56:09 PM
Why is everyone screaming?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 14, 2019, 06:57:42 PM
EEEEKKKK! It was a squeak!

Spoiler
bad puns are so easy XD XD
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 14, 2019, 07:17:38 PM
ohh hey Amber want some popcorn?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on March 14, 2019, 07:24:22 PM
Sure. *Tosses a handful of popcorn into my mouth*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 14, 2019, 09:53:32 PM
AHHHHH!!! ll-ll-oo-kkk! it's-its-its the POPCORN MONSTER! AAHHHHHHHHH!H!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 14, 2019, 11:44:40 PM
That's amber.... is that an insult!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on March 15, 2019, 12:21:53 AM
*Gasp* Wite, how rude!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on March 15, 2019, 02:24:30 PM
*floats down from the ceiling*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 15, 2019, 02:47:14 PM
Don't worry guy's I've got the cord. *Plugs it in to the TV* Now, let the movie continue...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 15, 2019, 04:39:52 PM
yay time for the movie !
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 15, 2019, 05:46:04 PM
AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 15, 2019, 06:48:02 PM
*Plays movie*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 15, 2019, 08:29:23 PM
I can't stand the horror!!
*Hides under blanket*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 15, 2019, 08:29:54 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY MUST IT END THIS WAY?! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I want my MOMMY! MMMOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 15, 2019, 08:32:41 PM
*Sheev notices a dark ominous figure with sharp claws and teeth out of the corner of his eye*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 15, 2019, 08:33:32 PM
AHHHHHHHH!! ITS THE EXECUTIONER! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 15, 2019, 08:35:54 PM
Aaaah!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 15, 2019, 08:37:34 PM
*Starts making 20 buckets of popcorn*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 15, 2019, 08:38:10 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 15, 2019, 08:38:40 PM
*Reaches for popcorn and unknowingly eats Krig instead*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 15, 2019, 08:39:10 PM
to ward off the executioner, obviously! AHHHHHHHH!!! HE'S HEADING THIS WAY!! NOOOOO!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 15, 2019, 08:43:28 PM
Quick, don't forget Krig!
*Grabes popcorn bowl thinking it is Krig and runs away*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 15, 2019, 08:47:20 PM
*Screams*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 15, 2019, 08:48:03 PM
*is too terrified to move* hh-he-ll-ppp!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 15, 2019, 08:54:35 PM
*More screaming*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 15, 2019, 09:08:04 PM
WHERES KRIG  *sees tungro eating Krig* I WILL KILL YOU YOU ATE MY DOGGGGGG1!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 15, 2019, 09:09:36 PM
I didn't eat him, I helped him escape!
*Shows Kreg bowl of popcorn*
*Wide eyes and stammering*
*Runs away*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 15, 2019, 09:12:28 PM
*feels a cold icy hand on my shoulder* hh-eelll--llpppp!! annnnyboddyyy! help!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 15, 2019, 09:23:19 PM
Oh, sorry. That was me. *Warms hands in a bowl of popcorn*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 15, 2019, 11:49:46 PM
*runs after Tungro with a knife*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 16, 2019, 12:06:03 AM
*Vents open, releasing strange pheromones into the air*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 16, 2019, 06:51:01 PM
*Faints*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 16, 2019, 07:10:25 PM
*summons Krigs brethren in front of Tungro* *Krigs Bretheren bites Tungro*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 16, 2019, 07:12:26 PM
i-i-i see a light from behind that door! make a run for it!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 16, 2019, 07:51:35 PM
*Trap door opens, dropping us all into a dark basement*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 16, 2019, 10:52:47 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 16, 2019, 07:51:35 PM
*Trap door opens, dropping us all into a dark basement*
what about me and tungro?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on March 17, 2019, 05:30:51 PM
*Echoing screams*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on March 17, 2019, 07:02:44 PM
*Opens the jar I keep my Ghosties in.*
(https://i.postimg.cc/KYTRsJ9p/Ghosties.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 17, 2019, 07:11:21 PM
How delightful!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 17, 2019, 07:19:50 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 16, 2019, 07:51:35 PM
*Trap door opens, dropping us all into a dark basement*
Well I just showed up so I couldn't have fallen in ;) :P
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on March 17, 2019, 08:16:11 PM
*Screams as the Ghosties fly out of the jar*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 17, 2019, 08:18:16 PM
*Grabs a butterfly net*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 17, 2019, 08:20:40 PM
*grabs Krig out of Tungro and summons medic pug*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 17, 2019, 08:21:07 PM
*Sheev notices a strange spider that's thrice the size it should be*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 17, 2019, 08:22:23 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 17, 2019, 08:21:07 PM
*Sheev notices a strange spider that's thrice the size it should be*
Wah! *Horrified face* Somebody squish it!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on March 17, 2019, 08:37:45 PM
Eat it.

Quote from: Lady Amber on March 17, 2019, 08:16:11 PM
*Screams as the Ghosties fly out of the jar*
Aw, c'mon, they're cute.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 17, 2019, 08:39:43 PM
AHHHHHH!! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE MUTANT SPIDERS AND GHOSTS! WHY MUST IT END THIS WAY??
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 17, 2019, 08:40:26 PM
Quote from: The Witessss on March 17, 2019, 08:39:43 PM
AHHHHHH!! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE MUTANT SPIDERS AND GHOSTS! WHY MUST IT END THIS WAY??
Um. How would you have it end? ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 17, 2019, 08:41:19 PM
i would rather it not end at all yet, thank you.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on March 17, 2019, 09:04:58 PM
*The Ghosties hug Wites.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 17, 2019, 09:09:54 PM
*is cautious* are these nice ghosties?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on March 17, 2019, 09:59:02 PM
Yes!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 17, 2019, 10:04:01 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 17, 2019, 08:22:23 PM
Wah! *Horrified face* Somebody squish it!
*summons pug horse next to the spider to crush the spider* yah happy?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on March 18, 2019, 12:27:28 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2019, 09:59:02 PM
Yes!
Actually, in the drawing of the Ghosties that you posted, they were very cute. ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 18, 2019, 12:57:42 AM
AHHHHHH! *points at a blob in the corner* its-its-its the COTTON CANDY MONSTER! NOOOO!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 18, 2019, 01:25:41 AM
*krig is alive next to tungro's dead body*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on March 18, 2019, 01:26:22 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 18, 2019, 12:27:28 AM
Actually, in the drawing of the Ghosties that you posted, they were very cute. ;D
:D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 18, 2019, 04:43:11 PM
Quote from: Kreg on March 18, 2019, 01:25:41 AM
*krig is alive next to tungro's dead body*
I am gone for two days and I died?
NOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 18, 2019, 09:16:59 PM
AHHHHHHHH!! ITS THE-THE-THE---THING! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! NOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on March 18, 2019, 10:18:50 PM
._.

That's me.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 18, 2019, 10:45:23 PM
ITS-ITS HIM!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 18, 2019, 11:16:19 PM
ohh hey skarzs didn't see you there.. want some popcorn?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 19, 2019, 12:04:07 AM
*Snatches Kreg's popcorn* Don't mind if I do!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Witessss on March 19, 2019, 12:17:34 AM
DON'T ANTAGONIZE THE POPCORN TROLL MONSTER! NOOOOOOO! *dives to try to prevent Sheevie from stealing popcorn offered to the troll*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on March 19, 2019, 12:58:24 AM
I appreciate it, but popcorn gets stuck in my teeth.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 04:17:15 PM
oh okay still got 18 other buckets of popcorn
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2019, 04:20:10 PM
Quote from: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 04:17:15 PM
oh okay still got 18 other buckets of popcorn
Ooh, can I have some?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 04:29:57 PM
sure!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2019, 04:31:54 PM
Why thank you. *Grabs the popcorn and starts eating it by the bucket load*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 07:44:39 PM
7 buckets tops...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 19, 2019, 07:45:55 PM
How much do I get?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 07:52:23 PM
4 buckets
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on March 19, 2019, 08:00:26 PM
*Eats 4 buckets*
Refill?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 08:09:26 PM
ughhh sure eat as much as you want *summons a lot of pugs to help me make 10,000 buckets of popcorn with no one seeing*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2019, 08:10:55 PM
Um... I'm a little concerned that your pugs were making this popcorn. ;)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 08:15:40 PM
Trust me they are all ACF certificated  :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2019, 08:17:36 PM
Quote from: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 08:15:40 PM
Trust me they are all ACF certificated  :D
Trust you. *glances down suspiciously at the popcorn*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 08:20:53 PM
*Shape shifts into pug* hey now we see eye to eye
Spoiler
[close]
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2019, 08:30:39 PM
Ah! you can shape shift?!?!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on March 25, 2019, 04:36:49 PM
yeah if i can summon 1e+49 pugs then i think i would be able to shape shift and your seeing me shape shift right before your very eyes!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2019, 04:38:39 PM
AHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 30, 2019, 02:09:53 PM
*Sheevie's thoughtful ears pick up strange sounds that appear to be of a possessed cow*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 31, 2019, 03:49:43 AM
Sorry, that was me. I stubbed my toe...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 31, 2019, 02:28:18 PM
Here is a band-aid. *Hands a bad-aid to Russa*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on March 31, 2019, 04:31:57 PM
Thanks! *Puts the band-aid on my toe* :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 31, 2019, 06:40:21 PM
Ha, I just realized how ironic it was that you fixed you toe since you're the Infirmary Aid.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on March 31, 2019, 06:44:05 PM
*Hears the stairs creak ominously*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 31, 2019, 06:46:15 PM
*quietly grabs a base-ball bat*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 12:54:05 AM
*comes down from stairs*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 01, 2019, 12:57:52 AM
AHHHHH!!! *Starts battering Kreg with the bat*
Title: Man
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 01:00:47 AM
*summons punching bag in front of me before sebias hits me* be more careful  next time ok ::) :) ;)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 01, 2019, 01:27:23 AM
Oh, it's you. *I try to hide the bat behind my back* ::)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 01:29:27 AM
 hey need a base ball?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 08:24:19 AM
8WHISPERS8 sO< YOU READY TO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND AND COLLECT ON THE INSURANCE YET OR WHAT/  ยบ-)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: 321tumbler on April 01, 2019, 01:15:51 PM
*drops a forearm on Ouroboros*

TAKE THAT! Fire is fun I will join you in your quest.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on April 01, 2019, 01:27:27 PM
Anyone need flint or tinder?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on April 01, 2019, 01:43:09 PM
I have an oxy-acetylene torch.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on April 01, 2019, 01:50:27 PM
Oxy-what?
I have a propane and/or map gas torch if that is any better  ;)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 01:51:04 PM
i WAS THINKING MORE OF THE bURN IT ALL TREATMENT TO BE HONEST. i DON"T SUPPOSED ANYONE HAPPENS TO HAVE AN f_!)) sUPER sABRE/
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 02:04:36 PM
*casts spell on house so it is fireproof*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:16:14 PM
lOOK AT THIS GOVERNMENT SHILL TRYING TO STOP US COMMITTING INSURANCE FRAUD>
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 02:23:24 PM
this is not your house sooooooo yeahhhh
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on April 01, 2019, 02:24:27 PM
We are try to get Sheev enough money to pay for all the weddings
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:25:11 PM
i HOPE TO gOD YOU NEVER WORK IN A FINANCIAL INSTITUTION< 'kREG'> iNSURANCE FRAUD IS A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE WAY OF MAKING MONEY>
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 02:27:37 PM
welll *summons* *a lot of money* i think i fine *teleports it away before anyone can take it*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:30:23 PM
uSE THAT TELEPORTATION TO GO BACK TO wASHINGTON YOU irs PLANT<
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 02:31:26 PM
so i have to teleport all of the usa basicalyyy
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:32:48 PM
i DO NOT CARE IN THE SLIGHTEST JUST GO AND MEDDLE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S FINANCIAL AFFAIRS> iHEAR THE uKRAINIAN ECONOMY IS WONDERFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR>
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 02:34:40 PM
ehhh in will just stay here
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:36:04 PM
tHEN KEEP YOUR NO$E OUT OF PLACE$ IT DOE$N'T BELONG AND $TAY OUT OF OUR WAY WHILE WE COMMIT MULTIPLE FELONIE$ IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR>
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 02:37:27 PM
i think shev will be fine financially
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:41:00 PM
iF YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT A !@ YEAR OLD IS "FINE FINANCIALLY"< YOU ARE EITHER TALKING ABOUT THE RICHEST PRETEEN ON THIS eARTH< OR YOU ARE WRONG>

/me begins siphoning gas from a nearby car.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 02:42:58 PM
*turns house invincible*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:44:09 PM
i DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR OVERPOWERED RULES> tHEY MEAN NOTHING>

/me plays the world's smallest violin.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 02:45:31 PM
*creates smaller violin*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on April 01, 2019, 02:47:50 PM
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:44:09 PM
i DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR OVERPOWERED RULES> tHEY MEAN NOTHING>

/me plays the world's smallest violin.
you drunk, boi?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:49:14 PM
i"M ASSUMING YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE>

/me begins pouring petrol throughout the mansion>

@The Skarzs i WISH< BUT I HAVE A LECTURE AT (am TOMORROW>
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 02:49:53 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 01, 2019, 02:47:50 PM
you drunk, boi?
yeah but i think he is underage...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:53:35 PM
bY # MONTHS> gOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE WITH # MONTHS TO GO UNTIL THEY TURN !* WHO DOESN"T DRINK> yOU"LL BE SEARCHING FOR A LONG TIME> ::)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 01, 2019, 02:54:54 PM
nothing to see here
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:57:32 PM
ding ding ding1 wE HAVE A WINNER< EVERYBODY1 tHE FIRST PERSON WHO RESPECTS THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE WITH LESS THAN !?$ OF A YEAR TO GO1 oUTSTANDING< HERE"S YOUR GOLD STAR>
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 01, 2019, 05:16:05 PM
*Sheevie's sharp eyes notice that the mansion is just about to blast off in space*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on April 01, 2019, 05:17:51 PM
See Sheev, look at all the good we do for you!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 01, 2019, 05:19:00 PM
...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on April 01, 2019, 05:21:09 PM
We are getting you money to pay for the wedding :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 01, 2019, 05:26:12 PM
I'm sorry what?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on April 01, 2019, 05:31:36 PM
When the mansion burns down insurance will pay you then you can use it to pay for the Palpawite wedding :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 01, 2019, 05:38:30 PM
That topic is long dead...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on April 01, 2019, 05:41:06 PM
But now that you can pay for it, we can bring it back :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 01:53:49 AM
oR YOU COULD GET A BETTER HOUSE>

i MEAN< THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED IF YOU BLAST IT INTO SPACE>

mAY AS WELL TRY TO GET SOME MONEY>

/me struggles with a Zippo.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 02, 2019, 03:38:01 AM
It's not exactly my fault this thing's heading for space!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 03:40:13 AM
*makes mansion not able to fly to space or anywhere
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 06:42:39 AM
wE HAD BEST ENSURE THE STRUCTURE IS BURNT DOWN COMPLETELY BEFORE THE AERODYNAMIC FORCES DESTROY IT> tHIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GAIN INSURANCE>

/me lights the zippo and throws it into a petrol drum, causing various sections of the mansion to catch fire.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 12:30:50 PM
Quote from: Cornfl0wer MM on April 01, 2019, 02:04:36 PM
*casts spell on house so it is fireproof*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 12:57:24 PM
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:44:09 PM
i DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR OVERPOWERED RULES> tHEY MEAN NOTHING>

/me plays the world's smallest violin as the flames engulf the mansion.

You do not have magic powers, you have never had magic powers, and you will never have magic powers. Petrol is forever.

/me begins filling out insurance forms.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 12:58:14 PM
*turns back time so the house is not on fire*
Sheev do you want this house on fire?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 12:59:06 PM
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 12:57:24 PM
You do not have magic powers, you have never had magic powers, and you will never have magic powers. Petrol is forever.

/me continues filling out insurance forms.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on April 02, 2019, 12:59:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/7qvMdCU.gif)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 01:00:12 PM
Well I mean....

If you burn down the mansion, you have a tonne of money and no mansion.
If you don't burn it down and let it blast into space, you have no mansion and no money.

This is the optimal scenario. He can buy a better one later.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 01:04:29 PM
*Summons more fire and petrol*

(OOC I literally can't win when people are like no that did not happen even though you said that it did)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 01:07:01 PM
If you have some sort of magic god power to turn back time and make everything indestructible i get a magic god power to ignore your magic god power. It's only fair.
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 01:09:16 PM
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 01:07:01 PM
If you have some sort of magic god power to turn back time and make everything indestructible i get a magic god power to ignore your magic god power. It's only fair.
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
well then I have a magic god power to ignore you magic god power of ignoring my magic god power so on and so forth  >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 01:10:19 PM
Keep telling yourself that.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 01:11:24 PM
Keep telling YOURSELF that
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 01:13:42 PM
/me completes the first insurance form and begins filling out the second one.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 01:15:42 PM
well your getting the money for Sheev's mansion
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 01:26:41 PM
Uhh...

No.

AHI will handle all that.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 01:33:24 PM
A fish is going to work it out?!?!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 01:40:42 PM
A... fish?

What are you talking about? (http://www.americanhomeinsurance.com/about.html)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 01:55:17 PM
https://www.google.com/search?q=AHI&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS793US793&oq=AHI&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.840j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 02:02:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/tY8U1ts.png)

What's your point? This has nothing to do with fish.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 02:13:02 PM
well this is what i got (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486721569620492293/562625464238342144/unknown.png)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 02:27:00 PM
your image is broken.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 02:35:51 PM
why?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Skarzs on April 02, 2019, 02:43:38 PM
(https://img.purch.com/w/660/aHR0cDovL3d3dy5saXZlc2NpZW5jZS5jb20vaW1hZ2VzL2kvMDAwLzA5OC81MzMvb3JpZ2luYWwvc2FsdC1zaGFrZXIuanBn)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 02:44:06 PM
Idk why but it doesnt work.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 02:46:25 PM
Sure it doesn't. Skarzs can you see the image?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on April 02, 2019, 02:47:05 PM
What site did you upload it to? {photobucket, imgur, ect}
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 02:48:03 PM
Discord. XD
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on April 02, 2019, 02:50:24 PM
Try this {Imgur}
(https://i.imgur.com/soqmH2Q.png)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 02, 2019, 02:55:56 PM
well i won't try that cause you  already are
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 06, 2019, 12:25:42 AM
*Sheevie's keen eyes pick up a strange scent of lava coming down the hallway*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 06, 2019, 12:27:09 AM
ohh sorry that's me my pugs like lava scented shampoo   
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 06, 2019, 12:29:09 AM
Good to know.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 06, 2019, 12:34:38 AM
Lets watch the movie!
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Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 06, 2019, 12:58:29 AM
Ok. *Sheev resumes the feature*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 06, 2019, 01:01:13 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHH             Krig don't jump on me like that!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 06:55:11 PM
*starts running around in terror*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 07, 2019, 07:34:00 PM
*throws popcorn at seb*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 08:23:47 PM
*Catches all the popcorn in my mouth* Yum!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 11, 2019, 04:43:30 PM
*throws empty popcorn bucket at seb*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 12, 2019, 03:08:50 AM
/me hands Sheev a completed insurance claim form.

Go file this. Should get you a return on this place... which should be nothing but ash and twisted steel by... about four posts time. I would suggest you start running. Enjoy the money.

/me starts a nearby Land Rover.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 12, 2019, 03:08:07 PM
Please don't burn this place down...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 12, 2019, 05:16:20 PM
I'm afraid it's too late for that. On the positive side, after the dust settles, you'll be able to enjoy life in a mansion estimated to be 62% larger.

/me glances at his watch and realises the fire is only two posts away from claiming the mansion.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 12, 2019, 05:16:54 PM
What fire?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 12, 2019, 05:18:37 PM
where?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 12, 2019, 05:19:49 PM
Apparently the entire Mansion is gone now...pity.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 12, 2019, 05:20:40 PM
the mansion is still here..
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 12, 2019, 05:20:51 PM
aaaaaaand it's gone.

Sorry to inform you of this, folks, but you're all now dead having failed to vacate the premises in time.

Can't say I envy you. Fire's rumoured to be quite a painful way to go.

Now, I'm off to go commit more insurance fraud. There's always people looking to cash in on "natural disasters," amiright?

Looking forward to Sheev's new, bigger, mansion though.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 12, 2019, 05:21:07 PM
I see nothing but ash...maybe you should visit the Asylum? ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 12, 2019, 05:22:46 PM
*teleports the ash away and summons identical mansion*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 12, 2019, 05:25:40 PM
Okay, now you're just being downright rude. Sheev could have gotten a better mansion, one that was 62% larger, but oh no, you had to win, didn't you?  :-|

All that effort for nothing, and now we don't even have a nice, 62% larger mansion.  >8(

Well then. I guess I'll be taking that insurance form back.

/me snatches the insurance claim back from Sheev.

If we can't the 62% larger mansion, I suppose I'll just have to have it myself.

Honestly, the nerve of some people. Not even up for a good old fashioned bit of white collar crime. :-|
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 12, 2019, 05:32:03 PM
/me whispers to Ouroboros.

But since he's dead, he can't have done any of that...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 12, 2019, 05:33:50 PM
Not my problem anymore.

/me sacrifices a goat.

Oh great and powerful Elder Insurance Salesman, creator of contracts and knocker of doors, I summon thee in my hour of need.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 12, 2019, 05:42:10 PM
who says he can't have this mansion and a %62 bigger one...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 12, 2019, 05:43:28 PM
The tax man.

He might be able to get away with having one multi-million dollar property under his belt, but the second that number doubles the IRS is gonna break his legs.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 12, 2019, 07:42:47 PM
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 12, 2019, 07:47:00 PM
*Burns down second house*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 13, 2019, 03:20:54 AM
But there is no second house.

I haven't bought it yet.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: 321tumbler on April 13, 2019, 05:36:32 PM
I am the second house.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 13, 2019, 11:49:48 PM
gasp
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 14, 2019, 01:48:17 AM
How very unexpected!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 14, 2019, 02:10:42 AM
And i am the Third house!!!  :o
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 14, 2019, 06:52:15 PM
Uh huh...sure...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 14, 2019, 07:36:35 PM
gasp
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 14, 2019, 07:47:42 PM
Shocking!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 14, 2019, 08:13:46 PM
Terrible!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 14, 2019, 10:30:39 PM
Fright
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 14, 2019, 11:33:24 PM
Goodness gracious!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on April 14, 2019, 11:35:53 PM
Oh my!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 14, 2019, 11:42:44 PM
HEEELLLPPPPPP!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on April 14, 2019, 11:52:05 PM
What?!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 14, 2019, 11:52:47 PM
I think he said help.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on April 14, 2019, 11:54:04 PM
Yeah I know.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 14, 2019, 11:54:41 PM
I didn't.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on April 14, 2019, 11:56:43 PM
Okay? I was just asking him what he needed help with.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 14, 2019, 11:57:27 PM
I am just exhausted and out of ideas so I am just typing stuff, attempting to entertain you mortal lot.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 14, 2019, 11:59:08 PM
Oh you're doing just fine.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 15, 2019, 12:03:44 AM
face
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 15, 2019, 12:08:55 AM
So what's playing tonight in the Haunted Mansion?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 15, 2019, 12:13:32 AM
let's find out
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 15, 2019, 05:14:02 AM
SHEEVE!!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 15, 2019, 01:27:17 PM
SHEVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 18, 2019, 03:22:46 AM
ZEY'RE COMIN' TAE GET YE, ZHEEV!

Vot aboot, Gremlinz 2: Ze Nev Batch? Tiz major, und funny tae boot!
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-30-2016/FLo_RS.gif)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 21, 2019, 03:09:31 PM
Wow! That think almost made me jump out of my skin!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 23, 2019, 08:31:57 PM
where is the new mansion?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 23, 2019, 08:44:13 PM
What new mansion?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 24, 2019, 10:12:05 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 15, 2019, 05:14:02 AM
SHEEVE!!!!!
*pops out of a small hole in the ground* Yes?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2019, 10:14:54 PM
Quote from: Kreg on April 23, 2019, 08:31:57 PM
where is the new mansion?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 15, 2019, 12:08:55 AM
So what's playing tonight in the Haunted Mansion?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 24, 2019, 10:21:39 PM
#1 In front of you I believe...

#2 Frosty the Snowman.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2019, 10:23:40 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 25, 2019, 07:41:03 PM
I'm not so sure we should let the children see that movie. We don't want anyone to have nightmares.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on April 25, 2019, 08:48:05 PM
Lets watch Polar Express instead!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 26, 2019, 07:00:26 PM
Or Lord of the Rings!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 26, 2019, 07:04:33 PM
/me eats the mansion so all of the events that take place there also take place within my stomach.

Let's watch The Call of Cthuhlu. Never watched it, but the short story was good, and the cosmic horror should be family friendly! ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 26, 2019, 07:05:38 PM
How many times have you eaten me!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 26, 2019, 10:52:48 PM
I didn't eat you though! I ate the mansion, you just happened to be in the mansion...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 26, 2019, 11:21:36 PM
Let's watch the little mermaid
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 27, 2019, 01:35:59 AM
Or we could watch the Hobbit!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 27, 2019, 02:11:48 AM
we could watch board of the rings
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 27, 2019, 02:48:55 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 26, 2019, 07:00:26 PM
Or Lord of the Rings!!!
Quote from: Kreg on April 27, 2019, 02:11:48 AM
we could watch board of the rings
Maybe we are related.  ;)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on April 27, 2019, 02:59:19 AM
Or we could watch!! Anne of Greene Gables!! ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 27, 2019, 03:01:27 AM
Or maybe we could just watch the sun rise. ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 27, 2019, 03:02:39 AM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 27, 2019, 03:01:27 AM
Or maybe we could just watch the sun rise. ;D
Haha! :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 27, 2019, 03:06:18 AM
The sun never rises in my digestive system! ;D
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Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 27, 2019, 03:08:56 AM
Oh doesn't it? *Uses the Tesseract to teleport the sun into Del's tumtum*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 27, 2019, 03:10:40 AM
/me feels warmer.

Thank you for that Sheev!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 27, 2019, 03:54:13 AM
Eew.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on April 27, 2019, 12:42:56 PM
hey anyone want to get out of Del's stomach?



also how big is del to eat the whole mansion in one gulp?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ouroboros on April 27, 2019, 06:49:54 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 27, 2019, 02:59:19 AM
Or we could watch!! Anne of Greene Gables!! ;D

I think I'd rather watch paint dry.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 27, 2019, 09:09:49 PM
Or we could watch the HTTYD and Kung Fu Panda movies.  ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 28, 2019, 08:28:45 PM
Very well. *click, click*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2019, 03:55:20 AM
Where's the movie!? *Starts tapping fingers impatiently*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on April 30, 2019, 04:27:26 AM
Del, how can you watch a movie if the movie is being watched in your stomach?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on April 30, 2019, 04:29:02 AM
No, but I can hear it decently. The vibrations feel rather strange too.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on April 30, 2019, 04:54:58 AM
...I don't think I want in...
Also Kreg, he's probably as big as he has to be to do his eating. Redwall proportions were always aonky- it's fitting that the forum ones are too!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 30, 2019, 02:54:20 PM
What. Are. We. Watching?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on April 30, 2019, 03:08:53 PM
Endgame
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Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 30, 2019, 07:05:59 PM
AWESOME! *Starts dancing around*  ;D :D :laugh: ^-^ :)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on April 30, 2019, 08:12:06 PM
Well actually i'm watching Del's bloated belly glow from the sun and vibrate the Avengers theme...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on April 30, 2019, 08:13:34 PM
Lol.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on May 01, 2019, 02:45:24 PM
Great
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 01, 2019, 07:43:26 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 30, 2019, 08:12:06 PM
Well actually i'm watching Del's bloated belly glow from the sun and vibrate the Avengers theme...
If you'd like I could rip a hole through Del so you could see the movie... ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 07:57:09 PM
I'm not sure...









If you're strong enough
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 01, 2019, 08:05:09 PM
Pfft! That wouldn't be a problem at all! (Though I wouldn't want to hurt poor Del...)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 01, 2019, 08:08:33 PM
Nay need tae! *Ze Gutburzter from ze Alien moviez vaz in ze manzion avready, und zae it burztz oot o' Delthion, bringin' ze manzion along viz it; Delthion in ze procezz diez*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 01, 2019, 08:09:54 PM
AAAHHHHHH!!! *Runs around in panic* I didn't mean it, Del!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:14:20 PM
That escalated quickly
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 01, 2019, 08:15:30 PM
Nae tae mention ze Alien creature vill be fully-grovn in a zhort vhoile und 'ungry...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 01, 2019, 08:16:12 PM
*Gulp* *Pushes Grey toward the monster* Here! Take him!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:18:20 PM
Well... it's a haunted mansion, right?
*Whips out that epic suit Ellen Riply used to kill aliens with*
Don't worry Sheev I shall protect your mansion and avenge the cannibal!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 01, 2019, 08:20:57 PM
*Grabs Captain America's shield* I might as well help. After all, "I could do this all day."  ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:24:06 PM
Captain America is probably one of my least favorite heroes... Lucky for him Bucky counts as a hero...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on May 01, 2019, 08:24:47 PM
I agree so completely and utterly. I thought I was the only one that hated Bucky and Captain America! ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 01, 2019, 08:25:41 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:24:06 PM
Captain America is probably one of my least favorite heroes...
*Gasp* You sinner!  :P

Quote from: Delthion on May 01, 2019, 08:24:47 PM
I agree so completely and utterly. I thought I was the only one! ;D
You too!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:29:50 PM
*Shrugs* I just find him a little... I don't know... I mean I don't hate Cap...
But Bucky...
I hope Rocket stole his arm...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 01, 2019, 08:31:44 PM
(http://accessions.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/8c4b8834f12966c410ac98e04f7b7a3e.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:32:38 PM
Delthion, please eat that thing
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 02, 2019, 12:24:29 AM
I agree that Bucky wasn't that amazing...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on May 02, 2019, 05:19:28 PM
*Puts on ant-mans suit*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 02, 2019, 07:31:48 PM
*Picks up Mjonir*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 03, 2019, 07:51:19 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 02, 2019, 07:31:48 PM
*Picks up Mjonir*
You can't! You're not worthy! Me on the other hand...I could definitely pick it up. I'm as worthy as worthy can be. ::)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 03, 2019, 08:07:21 PM
But what about me makes me unworthy??
Also Hela broke it and do you think she's worthy?
Darling... you have no idea what's possible.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 03, 2019, 08:12:23 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 03, 2019, 08:07:21 PM
But what about me makes me unworthy??
You are too good at reviewing and one day your head will swell with too much pride at the fact? ::) :P
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 03, 2019, 08:15:00 PM
Er- nope.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 03, 2019, 08:16:57 PM
Okay, that wasn't a very good example... ;D Hmm...Maybe because...you...er...um... (I just love talking myself into corners)  :P
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 03, 2019, 08:18:38 PM
I love making you do that.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 03, 2019, 08:19:27 PM
*Mumbles darkly*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on May 03, 2019, 08:44:42 PM
*not lightly shouts*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 03, 2019, 08:46:38 PM
*Grumbles*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 05, 2019, 07:50:08 PM
Hush, the movie is starting. *Barney's Adventure Bus starts playing*
Beauty in its purest form
[close]
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 05, 2019, 08:26:38 PM
*This* show? What is this show?
Like really, what is it XD?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 05, 2019, 09:41:47 PM
"Barney, America's favorite purple dinosaur, and his young friends share adventures featuring songs, dances and games that make learning fun."
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 06, 2019, 12:01:12 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 05, 2019, 09:41:47 PM
"Barney, America's favorite purple dinosaur, and his young friends share adventures featuring songs, dances and games that make learning fun."
Oh.... I'm not too big into learning soooo... ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 10, 2019, 12:40:13 AM
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSe6aW0bzBfLJA6q14wygOPSJ70V66uLHQ30hd-BbvdmdcuShIckx8i38)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 10, 2019, 04:21:48 AM
AAAAHHHH!! The horror!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 10, 2019, 04:30:14 AM
*Feeds Seb to Barney*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 10, 2019, 02:59:20 PM
*Puts another mark on a sheet of paper* Eaten once again... *Sigh*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 10, 2019, 03:09:03 PM
Learn about stomach acids! The fun way- wiiiiiith BARNEY!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 10, 2019, 04:35:08 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 10, 2019, 03:09:03 PM
Learn about stomach acids! The fun way- wiiiiiith BARNEY!
I already know so much about them that it hurts. (Literally)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 10, 2019, 06:39:05 PM
*Rescues Seb*
See @Witesss parents? We're not mean to each other ever. And when we torture each other it's just for fun!
*Hugs Sebbi*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 10, 2019, 07:24:44 PM
*Pats Grey on the head* Yes, @Witessss Parents , we were just kidding!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 12, 2019, 04:14:35 AM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:32:38 PM
Delthion, please eat that thing

Ze creature'z blood vid melt roight trough 'im...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 12, 2019, 05:44:19 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 15, 2019, 06:14:50 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 12, 2019, 04:14:35 AM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:32:38 PM
Delthion, please eat that thing

Ze creature'z blood vid melt roight trough 'im...
*Jaw drops open* Now I need to try to erase that image out of brain...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 15, 2019, 07:57:20 PM
Nah, Del's digestive juices are too strong! Tell him Sebias- are you not painfully familiar with them?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 15, 2019, 08:53:10 PM
Bezoidez, ziz vid juzt 'appen again:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 16, 2019, 09:46:01 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 15, 2019, 07:57:20 PM
Nah, Del's digestive juices are too strong! Tell him Sebias- are you not painfully familiar with them?
Oh yes. *Shudders* I'm quite familiar with them.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 17, 2019, 04:44:09 AM
See, easy victory.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2019, 09:51:00 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 17, 2019, 04:44:09 AM
See, easy victory.
^^^^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 19, 2019, 05:00:24 AM
So now that the monster has been dealt with... Who wants to watch... shazam? Detective Pikahu?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 19, 2019, 09:20:18 PM
?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 20, 2019, 04:43:47 AM
You pick a movie!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 20, 2019, 08:37:41 PM
Hmm... "The Story of a Genius"? : the tale of Sebias.  ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 21, 2019, 04:56:05 AM
A story about one idiot's big-headedness leading him into trouble which finally results in his eternally residing under Grey? Sure!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on May 21, 2019, 05:54:17 PM
lets watch detective Pikachu!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 21, 2019, 07:38:11 PM
Not a bad idea. I'm up for it.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 22, 2019, 01:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 21, 2019, 04:56:05 AM
A story about one idiot's big-headedness leading him into trouble which finally results in his eternally residing under Grey? Sure!
Pfft! You obviously have never seen it before...  :P
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 22, 2019, 04:55:43 AM
I have- a dozen times. The only good part is the ending where the *real* protagonist sits on him.
But we're watching Detective Pikachu now.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 23, 2019, 01:05:49 AM
Nyet! Zat'z loike ze ztupid Live-Action Scooby-Doo moviez! Let uz vatch zummat better. Ve could vatch Land O' Ze Dead, a George A. Romero film!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 23, 2019, 05:03:51 AM
I have never heard of that guy...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 26, 2019, 06:45:51 PM
'ave ye zeen Night O' Ze Living Dead? Zat vaz by 'im.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 26, 2019, 07:49:21 PM
Nope, not much of a horror coneiseur
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 30, 2019, 09:35:51 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 26, 2019, 07:49:21 PM
Nope, not much of a horror coneiseur
Me too.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on May 30, 2019, 10:35:40 PM
*raisez hand* I watched detective pikachu and avengers endgame.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 30, 2019, 10:47:06 PM
Did you like Endgame?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on May 30, 2019, 10:57:14 PM
They killed off some people, but other than that, yeah, It was awesome.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 30, 2019, 10:58:52 PM
I thought so too.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 31, 2019, 01:21:23 PM
So what if people died?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on May 31, 2019, 02:24:00 PM
I went on a homicidal rage in forum games, but who cares!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 31, 2019, 02:34:39 PM
Well... I did... Because it hurt...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on May 31, 2019, 02:44:32 PM
*is confused* but i only killed guests!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 31, 2019, 02:47:27 PM
I'm a guest sometimes. Like every day. Two seconds before I log in...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on May 31, 2019, 06:59:09 PM
...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on May 31, 2019, 08:24:55 PM
So yeah. I now have a bullet hole in my sandal...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2019, 06:31:50 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 31, 2019, 08:24:55 PM
So yeah. I now have a bullet hole in my sandal...
:o
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 05, 2019, 08:54:46 PM
*Lookz oot ze door* It appearz zat ze Teletubbiez are comin'! Ve moight vant tae varn ze local authoritiez und prepare tae defend againzt zem! *Hovlz*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 05, 2019, 11:24:55 PM
*pulls out a stockless ak47 and a scimitar* BRING IT BOI!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 05, 2019, 11:43:53 PM
*Has a panic attack and hides in a dumpster*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 05, 2019, 11:48:25 PM
*tips over the dumpster* GET UP AN' FIGHT!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 06, 2019, 12:00:34 AM
*Grabs a nearby bucket and scoops up some Dumpster JuiceTM* Who are we fighting?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 12:08:17 AM
teletubbies.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 06, 2019, 12:13:17 AM
*Suppresses a scream* I'm gonna need a bigger bucket.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 12:14:13 AM
I have a great many weapons.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 06, 2019, 12:21:09 AM
Good.

*Fills a large cauldron with Dumpster JuiceTM*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 12:23:33 AM
*begins shooting teletubbies while laughing maniacally and stabbing them.*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 06, 2019, 12:27:30 AM
Heheh.

*Empties the cauldron of Dumpster JuiceTM over a group of Teletubbies*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 12:29:54 AM
*runs out of bullets and puls out a hatchet*

DIE SPACESHIP!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 06, 2019, 03:02:18 AM
*Dropz zree 'eavy brickz on LaLa'z 'ead, und zen zrovz zpam at zaid televizion zingy, aftervhich hovlin'*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 03:07:08 AM
* takes the life of many teletubbies*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 06, 2019, 04:17:15 AM
*Grabs a cutlass* Har har! Let's get 'em!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 04:22:15 AM
THAT'S THE SPIRIT! *goes back to back with seb, using my scimitar with deadly accuracy.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 06, 2019, 04:25:35 AM
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! *Swings sword* Leave us alone, teletubbies!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 04:28:50 AM
*pulls out minigun*

CONTAAACT!!!! *empties minigun, destroying a huge wave of the evil demons*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 06, 2019, 07:00:08 PM
*Splashes Dumpster JuiceTM on the creepy sun child*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 07:06:47 PM
*Does a rambo scream, while emptying pistols*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 06, 2019, 08:39:28 PM
*Pulls out his deputy pistols*
Aaaaaaaaaaaattttttaaaaackkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a teletubby asks,
"Hey, aren't you that doctor guy?"
I HATE YOU TELETUBBY!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 08:56:35 PM
*continues shooting minigun.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: PaulTheMarlfox on June 07, 2019, 05:39:05 PM
*Randomly joins the fray with ballistic missile* "HEAVE HO"
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 07, 2019, 05:39:49 PM
*Starts throwing dynamite everywhere*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: PaulTheMarlfox on June 07, 2019, 05:41:13 PM
"Are you actually hitting anything?"  ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 07, 2019, 05:41:40 PM
They are motion activated.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2019, 06:10:10 PM
Ah, I see.  ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 07, 2019, 07:45:19 PM
Take that, Teletubbies! (And all of you who accidentally stepped on dynamite)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 07, 2019, 08:11:57 PM
I didn't.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2019, 08:37:42 PM
*Gasp* DYNAMITE!?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 07, 2019, 10:37:20 PM
Yes. It is deadly to teletubbies (and all of you suckers who stepped on it)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: PaulTheMarlfox on June 07, 2019, 11:12:41 PM
THE TELETUBBIES WILL FALL :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 15, 2019, 08:59:58 PM
Revive! Now folks, this time I am playing Hobo's Delight!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2019, 06:28:26 AM
*Pulls out popcorn*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 16, 2019, 11:11:25 AM
Several hobos are delighted.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 16, 2019, 04:26:54 PM
*Starts the picture*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 16, 2019, 04:45:54 PM
What's Hobos delight?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 16, 2019, 06:52:33 PM
It's what you get when you try to make turkish delight, but you're all out of half the ingredients and have to use unusual substitutes.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 16, 2019, 08:10:17 PM
o
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 16, 2019, 11:41:03 PM
*Zecretly zvitchez ze movie viz Land O' Ze Dead*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 17, 2019, 06:12:00 PM
*Secretly switches the movie to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 17, 2019, 10:18:57 PM
*Secretly switches the movie to Barney's Adventure Bus*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 17, 2019, 10:20:14 PM
*Secretly switches it to the Fellowship of the Ring*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 17, 2019, 10:33:06 PM
*Secretly switches it to the Mine Song*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 17, 2019, 11:34:54 PM
*Switches it to Jurassic world*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on June 18, 2019, 12:34:24 AM
*Switches to Seven Brides for Seven Brothers*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 18, 2019, 12:42:16 AM
*Runs out of random movies*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2019, 03:27:27 AM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 18, 2019, 12:42:16 AM
*Runs out of random movies*
*Hands Jack a list of Lord of the Ring movies*  ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on June 20, 2019, 04:10:34 PM
*the TV is broken*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 20, 2019, 04:50:54 PM
*Screams*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 20, 2019, 08:37:16 PM
Time for plan B.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 20, 2019, 10:18:18 PM
Pulls out Xbox
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 21, 2019, 02:24:05 AM
Ya'll wana play fortnite?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 21, 2019, 02:40:18 AM
Sure
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 21, 2019, 02:44:08 AM
VICTORY ROYALE NUMBER ONE!

*Does orange justice*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 21, 2019, 02:29:51 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Play League of Legends :)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 21, 2019, 04:26:11 PM
*Quietly plays checkers with myself*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on June 21, 2019, 05:43:46 PM
lets play Smash bros ultimate  ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on June 21, 2019, 06:13:18 PM
Lets play Total War: Shogun 2 ;)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 21, 2019, 07:11:13 PM
Sure
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on June 22, 2019, 12:38:03 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 21, 2019, 04:26:11 PM
*Quietly plays checkers with myself*
*Stands by the other side of the checker board* mind if I join u? ;)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 22, 2019, 02:56:17 AM
Let uz play ze Yugioh card game! Tiz toime tae duel!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kreg on June 22, 2019, 03:21:30 AM
*cries in a corner*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 22, 2019, 03:29:45 AM
DIE SPACESHIP
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2019, 08:41:22 PM
*Pulls out the ol' fashioned board games* *Sets up chess*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 22, 2019, 08:47:31 PM
*Turnz ze piecez intae Doctor Vho chezz piecez, zen ze Dalekz appear*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2019, 08:48:27 PM
Ahem! *Turns them into lotr game pieces* "The board is set, the pieces are moving..."
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 23, 2019, 03:44:27 AM
Thats from harry potter.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 23, 2019, 09:01:58 AM
*Use the forum members as my chess pieces*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 23, 2019, 05:28:09 PM
*Is the King*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 23, 2019, 06:51:19 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 22, 2019, 12:38:03 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 21, 2019, 04:26:11 PM
*Quietly plays checkers with myself*
*Stands by the other side of the checker board* mind if I join u? ;)
Not at all. *Resets the pieces*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on June 23, 2019, 08:39:04 PM
*Checkmates Jack the King*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 23, 2019, 09:11:26 PM
*yeats away from the game*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 23, 2019, 09:38:25 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 23, 2019, 09:11:26 PM
*yeets away from the game*

Fixed it.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 24, 2019, 03:47:13 PM
New poll folks!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 25, 2019, 02:53:07 AM
Voted.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 25, 2019, 09:08:25 PM
*A Boat zailz intae ze topic*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/OYD8VahjsMMSc/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 26, 2019, 01:41:57 AM
How very unexpected.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jack the Quick on June 26, 2019, 03:21:19 AM
*is eating the remains of the teletubbies*
These taste good...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 26, 2019, 04:03:58 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2019, 08:48:27 PM
Ahem! *Turns them into lotr game pieces* "The board is set, the pieces are moving..."
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 23, 2019, 03:44:27 AM
Thats from harry potter.
I was pretty sure Gandalf said that to Pippin in RotK.... *Shrugs*

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 25, 2019, 09:08:25 PM
*A Boat zailz intae ze topic*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/OYD8VahjsMMSc/giphy.gif)
Um...Good job.  ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 26, 2019, 10:40:45 PM
*Prepares to learn about Dairy Queen*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on July 02, 2019, 04:14:25 AM
*Leans back in reclining chair* Hmm haven't seen this before :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 12, 2019, 11:47:04 PM
*Launches the thriller*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 14, 2019, 09:18:03 PM
*Peeves from Harry Potter appearz und beginz cauzin' mizchief*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 17, 2019, 10:07:42 PM
How dreadful! To whom shall we call?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Tungro on July 18, 2019, 12:27:56 PM
What happened to burning this place to the ground?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 26, 2019, 11:27:22 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 17, 2019, 10:07:42 PM
How dreadful! To whom shall we call?

Ghoztbuzterz!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 07, 2019, 07:01:49 PM
*Pulls out a awesome movie* Can anyone guess what this is?  ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2019, 09:31:16 PM
*Gathp* Is it Jay Jay the Jet Plane?!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 18, 2019, 05:48:16 AM
Who who the what what?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 18, 2019, 10:32:28 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/209/jayjay.jpg)

I literally know nothing about it except that it looks like it would inhabit my darkest nightmares.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 19, 2019, 07:00:08 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Grey Coincidence on August 19, 2019, 01:32:03 PM
So this is why the mansion is haunted...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 19, 2019, 07:57:50 PM
help
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 21, 2019, 03:40:55 AM
 ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 21, 2019, 03:48:25 AM
Wut de hel is dat
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 21, 2019, 07:20:46 AM
Something. A monster. A plane/human hybrid.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on August 21, 2019, 03:43:28 PM
I dont get it...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 23, 2019, 01:31:20 AM
It's Jay Jay (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Jay_the_Jet_Plane). He's the reason we have an air force.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 22, 2019, 09:59:35 PM
That is horrific.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 23, 2019, 01:32:37 AM
Indeed, an abomination. *Meltz it dovn viz acid, und zen putz in ze movie- Killer Klownz From Ooter Zpace* Anybeazt zeen zat vone yet?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 25, 2019, 08:05:26 PM
Nope, but it sounds thrilling.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 28, 2019, 08:17:54 AM
Quote from: Tungro on July 18, 2019, 12:27:56 PM
What happened to burning this place to the ground?
Let's do it! *grabs flint and steel* While everyone's inside or do we give them a chance to leave?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on September 28, 2019, 03:34:05 PM
Stop. *Sheev resumes the Dairy Queen documentary*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 29, 2019, 01:16:14 AM
We haven't even started. (yet)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on September 29, 2019, 01:31:23 AM
We have I believe. Anyhoo, it's stunning how much effort the elders of Dairy Queen put into there business.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on September 29, 2019, 02:59:26 AM
I'm pretty sure we're talking about different things.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on October 01, 2019, 01:31:12 AM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on September 29, 2019, 01:31:23 AM
We have I believe. Anyhoo, it's stunning how much effort the elders of Dairy Queen put into there business.
IKR?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 01:34:07 AM
What is Dairy Queen?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on October 03, 2019, 09:12:16 PM
"Dairy Queen (DQ) is an American chain of soft serve ice cream and fast-food restaurants owned by International Dairy Queen, Inc., a subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway. International Dairy Queen, Inc., also owns Orange Julius and Karmelkorn." ~ Wikipedia.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 04, 2019, 09:41:42 AM
I see. And... what does it have to do with the current situation?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on October 06, 2019, 12:14:01 AM
We're currently watching a thrilling but chilling documentary about the inner workings of this respected food chain.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 06, 2019, 05:56:04 AM
I see.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on October 11, 2019, 05:18:31 PM
*Halfway through the feature, out of the corner of his eye, Sheev notices something rush past him at speeds unable to figure through vision. Sheev stills the tellie screen with his TV wand*

I believe I've just seen a mass of half solid matter in that dim lit hallway to our right, pals.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 12, 2019, 02:12:31 AM
Is it edible matter?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 12, 2019, 03:31:27 AM
Of course it is!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on October 18, 2019, 12:02:16 AM
Oh, sorry...it's just me. *Creeps away*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on October 18, 2019, 03:24:39 AM
I have the knowledge to understand that my eyes and ears are seeing and hearing the actual creature's motionless relocation inside that closet. I'll take a peek. *As Sheev increases the doorways' width, a snow-white ghost pounces on him. Sheev sends a powerful strike of Force lightning at his attacker, causing it to poof into powdered sugar*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on October 18, 2019, 02:28:31 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on October 18, 2019, 03:24:39 AM
I have the knowledge to understand that my eyes and ears are seeing and hearing the actual creature's motionless relocation inside that closet. I'll take a peek. *As Sheev increases the doorways' width, a snow-white ghost pounces on him. Sheev sends a powerful strike of Force lightning at his attacker, causing it to poof into powdered sugar*
Force lightning is a sith-only skill...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on October 18, 2019, 06:12:02 PM
I am a Sith. And Sith aren't the only ones who use Force lightning. Going back to the Last Jedi, you can see Snoke use it briefly on his jellybelly apprentice. Snoke was a darkside user, not a Sith.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on October 18, 2019, 10:06:31 PM
*Has never seen that last Jedi.*
....
....


*Nope. Still doesn't believe it's canon.*
The people who use the dark side of the force are generally called 'sith'.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on October 19, 2019, 12:21:33 AM
What are we watching again?  :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on October 19, 2019, 12:52:11 AM
We were watching Sheev get pounced upon by napstablook a white sheet ghost.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on October 19, 2019, 01:58:34 AM
We're viewing the Dairy Queen documentary. I stilled the tellie screen earlier for obvious reasons. Now we resume. *Sheev resumes the feature*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 20, 2019, 08:40:54 AM
Seriously, it would have been better if you just left the ghost as a ghost. Sugar attracts ants and this isn't New Zealand so the ants probably bite.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on October 20, 2019, 03:30:12 PM
Well, the ants I've encountered have never bitten me.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 21, 2019, 12:53:06 AM
Lucky you. Still, even without the violence, ants smell worse than ghosts.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on October 21, 2019, 04:45:30 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 20, 2019, 08:40:54 AM
Seriously, it would have been better if you just left the ghost as a ghost. Sugar attracts ants and this isn't New Zealand so the ants probably bite.
Ehhh, it depends upon the ants. The ants here won't bite unless they're agitated. This is also the Cellars. Sugar won't last long.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 21, 2019, 12:53:06 AM
Lucky you. Still, even without the violence, ants smell worse than ghosts.
I cannot imagine you smelling ants.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on October 21, 2019, 08:59:16 PM
Quote from: Verdauga link=topic=10856.msg691821#msg691821 date=1571432791
*Nope. Still doesn't believe it's canon.*
The people who use the dark side of the force are generally called 'sith'.
Forgive my dim eyes, for they failed to capture this large suburb of your reply.

The inquisitors were dark side users, dispatched for various purposes from my person, in the tender, grand years of my Galactic Empire. The point is, they were not at all Sith.

My mind says that it's easier to use the dark side alone without becoming a fully trained Sith. For to star in that order you would have to let go of everything you had ever loved. I suppose one might think they would fare better with that aspect of the Force and nothing else. Bound by no chains, controlled by no strings. As for the point of this paragraph, I do believe the dark side of the Force is used by more than just the Sith up to this day.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on October 22, 2019, 09:42:17 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 21, 2019, 04:45:30 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 20, 2019, 08:40:54 AM
Seriously, it would have been better if you just left the ghost as a ghost. Sugar attracts ants and this isn't New Zealand so the ants probably bite.
Ehhh, it depends upon the ants. The ants here won't bite unless they're agitated. This is also the Cellars. Sugar won't last long.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 21, 2019, 12:53:06 AM
Lucky you. Still, even without the violence, ants smell worse than ghosts.
I cannot imagine you smelling ants.
You don't need to actively smell them, your senses just pick it up. It's a seriously irritating smell. (It's a mansion so the floors are fancy enough to have carpet. Sugar sticks to carpet and doesn't come out)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 03, 2019, 03:23:42 PM
*Around thirty minutes pass. The film becomes very thrilling. Sheev pauses the feature* Hmm, where's the music box that's making that playful, but chilling tune located?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on December 03, 2019, 03:33:55 PM
It's the Dairy Queen theme song.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 03, 2019, 03:35:36 PM
I don't think so. *Sheev walks over to the local hallway and peeks through. Hmm, care to follow me, pals?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 03, 2019, 06:03:14 PM
*Opens the curtains and stares at the neighboring Dairy-Queen.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2019, 06:05:01 PM
*Jumps past Verdauga, out the window, to get some Dairy-Queen.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2019, 07:31:02 PM
*Watches Kade jump out the window, past Verdauga, to get some Dairy-Queen*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 03, 2019, 08:15:22 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2019, 06:05:01 PM
*Jumps past Verdauga, out the window, to get some Dairy-Queen.*
Papyrus? Anyway....

*Walks out the side door to get some Dairy Queen for myself.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2019, 03:56:01 AM
*has no idea what Dairy Queen is*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 04:34:43 AM
*joins Ebantu in her confusion*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 05, 2019, 05:01:50 AM
It's an ice cream place, basically.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2019, 05:03:33 AM
Oh.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 05, 2019, 04:33:05 PM
*The music box increases it's volume* I'm spooked. Anyone wanna go stop that eerie tune from playing?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 05, 2019, 05:11:20 PM
Sure. *Stops the eerie tune from playing*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 07:12:19 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2019, 05:03:33 AM
Oh.
Does New Zealand not have a Dairy Queen?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 05, 2019, 07:12:56 PM
Apparently, based on the question and reaction.  Man, I want a blizzard now.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 07:15:24 PM
After work, you can, I suppose....
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 05, 2019, 05:11:20 PM
Sure. *Stops the eerie tune from playing*
Can we talk about how easily this happened?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 05, 2019, 07:16:17 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 07:15:24 PM
After work, you can, I suppose....

I guess, but I want one NOW
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 05, 2019, 07:21:44 PM
*Sheev looks to the right of him and sees a figure. He walks to the room from which this figure lurks. It appears to be a mannequin*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 05:01:41 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 07:12:19 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2019, 05:03:33 AM
Oh.
Does New Zealand not have a Dairy Queen?
Nope. We have Tip Top.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 05:05:12 AM
I hope they keep their stores in tip top shape.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 06:00:14 AM
Tip Top is the best of the not-hugely-fancy ice cream brands. The best is probably Kapiti. However, the queen of dairy is undoubtedly Fonterra.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2019, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 07:15:24 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 05, 2019, 05:11:20 PM
Sure. *Stops the eerie tune from playing*
Can we talk about how easily this happened?
I just unplugged the speakers.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 06:00:14 AM
Tip Top is the best of the not-hugely-fancy ice cream brands. The best is probably Kapiti. However, the queen of dairy is undoubtedly Fonterra.
I don't know anything about the last two, but I've had a Jelly Tip. :P
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 06:45:15 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2019, 06:40:23 PM
I don't know anything about the last two, but I've had a Jelly Tip. :P

That sounds... odd....
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 06, 2019, 06:46:15 PM
*The mannequin has moved*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2019, 06:47:46 PM
(https://www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/jelly-tips.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 06:49:36 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 06, 2019, 06:46:15 PM
*The mannequin has moved*

It want's the Jelly Tip.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 06, 2019, 07:05:12 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 06:00:14 AM
Tip Top is the best of the not-hugely-fancy ice cream brands. The best is probably Kapiti. However, the queen of dairy is undoubtedly Fonterra.
Definitely better than that 'luxury' one on The Apprentice.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 06, 2019, 07:07:23 PM
*The mannequin starts walking toward Sheev and his pals*  *Yelp*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2019, 07:10:58 PM
Hi, Linda. *Waves at the mannequin*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 06, 2019, 07:12:13 PM
Quiet now.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 06, 2019, 07:15:23 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2019, 07:10:58 PM
Hi, Linda. *Waves at the mannequin*
I thought it was Sophisticated Sarah.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 06, 2019, 07:18:28 PM
*Hands some money over to the mannequin.*

Okay. I WANT YOU TO GO OVER TO THE DAIRY QUEEN, OKAY? AND GET ME A BLIZZARD! GOT IT? GOOD!

*Pushes  mannequin oit the front door.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 06, 2019, 07:20:46 PM
*The mannequin turns around and pounces on Verdauga*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2019, 07:23:09 PM
Oh no.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 06, 2019, 07:23:14 PM
*Embeds Thomasbane in the mannequins chest and holds it at arms' length.*
I gave you twenty bucks! You can get something for yourself! Now Shoo!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2019, 07:31:47 PM
*Linda walks over to DQ and orders a water*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 06, 2019, 07:34:38 PM
*Time passes*  *The film is now over*  Hmm, what to watch next?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 06, 2019, 07:36:15 PM
The Hobbit.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 07:45:45 PM
*Looks out the window and sees Linda hop in a car and speed away.*  Verdauga, I think the mannequin stole your money... uh, did you ever remove Thomasbane from its chest?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2019, 07:48:32 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 06, 2019, 07:34:38 PM
*Time passes*  *The film is now over*  Hmm, what to watch next?
This.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/27/Jack_Frost_%28TV_special%29.jpg/250px-Jack_Frost_%28TV_special%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 07, 2019, 12:11:48 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 07:45:45 PM
*Looks out the window and sees Linda hop in a car and speed away.*  Verdauga, I think the mannequin stole your money... uh, did you ever remove Thomasbane from its chest?
*Looks at hand.*
*Looks at the rapidly-fleeing vehicle.*
*Looks back at hand.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 07, 2019, 09:45:19 AM
*rubs hands in satisfaction*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 07, 2019, 11:35:26 AM
Does that carry over to other threads as well?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 07, 2019, 02:06:21 PM
Does what? My magically--summon-able cleaver being stolen by an animate clothes rack?
In all honesty, I have no idea.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on December 07, 2019, 06:43:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 06, 2019, 07:36:15 PM
The Hobbit.
Exactly! Agreed! What she said!

*Summons hammer* Stop that car!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 07, 2019, 10:38:00 PM
*Flips open cellphone and dials a number.*

There's a kill switch on the car. I'll be fine. Dunno why it was so urgent, but okay.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 08, 2019, 07:24:38 AM
Why do we need to watch a movie anyway? Shouldn't we be exploring the haunted mansion?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 08, 2019, 06:18:31 PM
We could watch a horror movie.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 09, 2019, 04:32:39 PM
I dunno, that Ponyo trailer is sounding more and more appealing.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 09, 2019, 05:29:02 PM
Chicken Run
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 09, 2019, 05:52:36 PM
The Hobbit.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 05:48:24 PM
Is this an okay place to tell Booklover that I ignore a lot of the mentions I get?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 11, 2019, 05:49:08 PM
No.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 05:50:44 PM
Oh.....well, now you know, for better or for worse, that I won't reply in '"A Jailed Verdauga"'.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 11, 2019, 05:51:47 PM
Why not?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 05:52:59 PM
Because I don't want to just yet.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 11, 2019, 05:53:19 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 11, 2019, 05:51:47 PM
Why not?

Obvious reasons, methinks
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 11, 2019, 05:56:32 PM
If only we could rename every single topic to "A Jailed Verdauga".
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 05:58:28 PM
Well, you could, if you could get the mods to do it, but then I would post in the topics, so what would have been the point?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 11, 2019, 05:59:42 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 05:50:44 PM
Oh.....well, now you know, for better or for worse, that I won't reply in '"A Jailed Verdauga"'.
You said that you wouldn't reply to them. So if we renamed them, you'd either have to never post again or be a liar.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 06:03:11 PM
Incorrect, simply because the renamed topics would still be those topics under a different name. "A rose by any other name" and all that. However, the topic originally titled '"A Jailed Verdauga"'  Is that from the onset, and I would not reply to that topic.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 11, 2019, 06:05:26 PM
Eventually it would confuse you, though.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 11, 2019, 06:06:28 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 11, 2019, 06:05:26 PM
Eventually it would confuse everyone, though.

Fixed.   
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2019, 06:22:15 PM
I'm already confused.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 06:28:15 PM
So are we all.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 12, 2019, 10:28:45 AM
Yeah. Let's explore this place already.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 12, 2019, 02:50:52 PM
*Comes back with ice cream cone.*  Ok, I'm ready to explore!  *Walks in a random direction.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 12, 2019, 03:07:09 PM
*Sheev leads the squad* The first attraction is the hallway.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 13, 2019, 09:01:49 AM
*walks into hallway* It doesn't look particularly unusual to me.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 13, 2019, 02:09:13 PM
Probably has traps or something.  I'd be careful if I were you.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 04:03:16 PM
*Loads the Chicago Typewriter.*
We don't have much to worry about.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 13, 2019, 04:07:23 PM
Knowing Sheev, I'm sure you're mistaken.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 04:09:32 PM
Really? I mean, I got a hundred-round drum here.....
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on December 13, 2019, 06:44:12 PM
What's this red button on the wall for?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 13, 2019, 06:52:06 PM
Is that the red button that says 'teleporter: not for Verdauga's use'? Oh wait, that's black. Never mind.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on December 13, 2019, 06:58:19 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on December 13, 2019, 06:44:12 PM
What's this red button on the wall for?
Hmm... Let's see. D-A-N-G-E-R... D-O-N-'T... P-R-E-S-S... I think it says "This button is fun, if you press it, it will show you something very cool."
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 13, 2019, 07:53:11 PM
Fascinating. *presses red button*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 13, 2019, 09:32:19 PM
*Gasps in admiration at Teer's daring nature and waits for something to happen.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 14, 2019, 12:23:03 AM
Quote from: Booklover on December 13, 2019, 06:52:06 PM
Is that the red button that says 'teleporter: not for Verdauga's use'? Oh wait, that's black. Never mind.
What do I even NEED a button for? I gots magic.
*Teleports out of the way of whatever might happen.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on December 14, 2019, 01:07:25 AM
*The entire hall floor lowers into a basement* *Puppets attack*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on December 14, 2019, 03:13:10 AM
*grabs puppet by the hair* Oh, hello, Chester. Please call your hordes off. *Lord Chester doesn't call his hordes off* Well, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this but... *scoops all puppets up and throws them in the underground pond*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 14, 2019, 03:19:53 PM
*Teleports in.*
Don't worry, I'll sav--
....
....
Hmmmmm.....

*Teleports back out.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2019, 06:13:40 PM
For a haunted mansion, I feel this should be a tad more terrifying.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on December 30, 2019, 06:14:51 PM
BOO!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2019, 06:26:39 PM
*Passes out from sheer terror.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 09, 2020, 10:06:33 PM
*Wakes back up.*  Are all the puppet things gone?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on January 10, 2020, 03:07:09 AM
*finlly locates Sheev*

THERE YOU ARE

*kicks Sheev through a wall*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 10, 2020, 03:14:22 PM
Yikes. And I thought I got violent.


Well, that wall should have come out a long time ago. It really opens up the room.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 10, 2020, 03:20:41 PM
Yeah, we have so much more space now for activities!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 10, 2020, 03:33:17 PM
*Lightsaber does the job*

Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: DanielofRedwall on January 10, 2020, 03:35:30 PM
I respect that effort.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 10, 2020, 04:19:54 PM
I wish I could see the video....(later.)

a wild Admin Dan appears! What do you choose to do?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 10, 2020, 04:31:33 PM
*Uses confusion on wild Admin Dan.*

Have you heard that Sebias is a baby now?  We call him widdle baby Seb.  He likes having his tummy tickled.

*Waits to see if it was effective.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: DanielofRedwall on January 11, 2020, 05:45:47 AM
Admin Dan is Dark type and immune to Psychic type moves.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on January 11, 2020, 01:17:27 PM
Does anybody care that it's page 42? ...... never mind, don't answer, I think I know what it is.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 11, 2020, 02:18:29 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on January 11, 2020, 05:45:47 AM
Admin Dan is Dark type and immune to Psychic type moves.
Hah!

.....

....well, I'm out of ideas.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on January 11, 2020, 02:20:29 PM
I don't play Pokemon, never have, so I can't help.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 11, 2020, 02:20:40 PM
*Runs*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on January 11, 2020, 02:48:28 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 11, 2020, 11:50:54 PM
No idea, but running is fun. *also runs*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 11, 2020, 11:54:28 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 11, 2020, 02:20:40 PM
*Runs*
Quote from: Booklover on January 11, 2020, 02:48:28 PM
Why?
He's in the safari zone, duh. Nothing works, so he's got to run.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 11, 2020, 11:55:37 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 12, 2020, 05:46:34 AM
*A large creature from the depths of the mansion emerges*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on January 12, 2020, 07:09:16 AM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on January 11, 2020, 05:45:47 AM
Admin Dan is Dark type and immune to Psychic type moves.

I'm a fighting type. Naturally ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 13, 2020, 04:45:20 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 12, 2020, 05:46:34 AM
*A large creature from the depths of the mansion emerges*

Is said large creature vaguely in the shape of a potato?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 23, 2020, 06:27:36 PM
I'll take that as a yes.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on January 23, 2020, 08:29:45 PM
All creatures are vaguely in the shape of a potato that has existed at some point in time (including the future). All it needs is a slightly warped definition of vaguely and a knife to shape out the shapes that aren't naturally a potato shape (and potatoes can grow very weird).
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 23, 2020, 10:14:58 PM
*The Hobbit (Hand Drawn Version) plays*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 23, 2020, 10:17:28 PM
Well... I guess I can watch this.  *Begins watching this.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 23, 2020, 10:58:07 PM
*After a third of the feature is consumed, a demonic kind of laughter can be heard beneath the foot pustules of the viewers*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 23, 2020, 11:16:32 PM
*Stamps on the floor.*

'OY!! Quiet down there! I'm watchin' a movie!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 24, 2020, 12:34:52 AM
*A hand emerges from beneath the floor and pulls Verdauga down*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 24, 2020, 01:25:31 AM
Hey, um, guys? I know he's *gestures down* already doing this, but can you give me a hand?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on January 24, 2020, 01:29:40 AM
*Plops a hand detached from a bod in the midst of Verdauga's phalanges*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 24, 2020, 01:37:18 AM
Oh, thanks! High five! *High fives the disembodied hand.*

So uh, who'd you palm this off of? Did you get the five-fingered discount?. Anyway, this at least proves one thing; when it comes to amputation, you definitely aren't all thumbs. *tries to shake off the hand on my leg.* man, this guy's really flooring me. If he's the police,he might be trying to awrist me for all these hand puns. Guess you can't escape the long arm of the law, r-r-right?
*Is now holding onto the floorboards.*
W-w-w-well, guess I better knuckle under and--

*Disappears through the hole in the floor.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 02:52:03 AM
*Doesn't try to help in the slightest.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 08:03:57 AM
You deserve something worse than death for that, Verdauga.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 02:20:43 PM
Mm.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2020, 02:40:17 PM
*Has been asleep on the floor this entire time*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 03:26:23 PM
THE TEACHER IS DEAD *Begins panicking.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2020, 03:53:19 PM
*Snores loudly*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 24, 2020, 05:32:06 PM
*Calls from the floor below.

...Is no one going to help me...?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on January 29, 2020, 05:25:17 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 24, 2020, 01:37:18 AM
Oh, thanks! High five! *High fives the disembodied hand.*

So uh, who'd you palm this off of? Did you get the five-fingered discount?. Anyway, this at least proves one thing; when it comes to amputation, you definitely aren't all thumbs. *tries to shake off the hand on my leg.* man, this guy's really flooring me. If he's the police,he might be trying to awrist me for all these hand puns. Guess you can't escape the long arm of the law, r-r-right?
*Is now holding onto the floorboards.*
W-w-w-well, guess I better knuckle under and--

*Disappears through the hole in the floor.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 08:03:57 AM
You deserve something worse than death for that, Verdauga.
I agree. Hold on, I'll discipline him.
*pulls Verdauga out of hole in the floor by his fur, then holds up a mirror*
Trust me, this is only the beginning. Apologise now or I'll really hand it to you.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 04:04:29 PM
Oh thank you, dearest! Oh-- *Looks at the mirror.*
Yikes. that's just horrible.
*Takes the mirror, grabs a comb, and combs myself into a less scraggly state.*
Thanks, love. so..... *glances at the mirror.* ....What do you want me to reflect on?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:06:31 PM
I see, Verdauga is the sort of person who gets out a sketchbook and pencil when asked to draw the curtains.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 04:12:41 PM
What? sketch out the curtains? what, are you mad? This is a haunted mansion, not a horror movie. I won't show you my "art".
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:13:47 PM
BOO!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 04:15:30 PM
-klover. Hi.


Also AAAHHHH!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:17:24 PM
It was funny when the choir booklets had AAAAAAH! written in, and I always thought of it as screaming, instead of singing 'ah' (it wasn't my part, thankfully).
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 04:21:40 PM
Can you imagine, though? Imagine the rest of the choir singing, and suddenly somebody just screams? THAT would be perfect. :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 30, 2020, 04:23:56 PM
It's probably happened... somewhere.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on January 30, 2020, 05:05:01 PM
You're in a choir, Kade. Has it ever happened to you?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on January 30, 2020, 05:06:18 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 04:21:40 PM
Can you imagine, though? Imagine the rest of the choir singing, and suddenly somebody just screams? THAT would be perfect. :laugh:

HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 30, 2020, 05:54:53 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 30, 2020, 05:05:01 PM
You're in a choir, Kade. Has it ever happened to you?

Sadly no.  There have been two instances, though, of people passing out mid-performance.  One of this was in a large, hundred person choir.  I was in the back left and a girl down in the bottom right passed out, and when she fell her sheet music went flying and made a cloud of paper that shot up into the air.  It was quite a sight.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 30, 2020, 06:33:41 PM
*Dusts self off and grabs a rope.*
You know, I think after using puns so much, I'm rising to new levels.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 30, 2020, 07:01:43 PM
That doesn't even work.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on January 30, 2020, 07:07:26 PM
*Sighs.*
*Points to the hole in the floor.*
Basement. First floor.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on January 30, 2020, 07:08:56 PM
Astounding. Absolutely astounding (alluding to the alliteration, of course).
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on January 30, 2020, 07:23:26 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 30, 2020, 07:07:26 PM
*Sighs.*
*Points to the hole in the floor.*
Basement. First floor.

Still nah.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 11, 2020, 07:44:14 AM
*is reading The Two Towers*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 11, 2020, 04:09:25 PM
*Claps.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 11, 2020, 04:12:12 PM
This film is quite enjoyable.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 11, 2020, 04:59:48 PM
It's certainly something.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 12, 2020, 02:05:19 AM
*Zcreamin' can be 'eard from ze bloke boarded up in ze vall* Ah vonder vezer ve zhould get 'im oot o' zere...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 13, 2020, 06:23:29 AM
*doesn't look up from the pages of The Two Towers* Who's boarded up in the wall? And why?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 13, 2020, 02:12:48 PM
It's Billy. Leave him in there.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 05:03:04 AM
*still doesn't look up* Why is he in the wall?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 14, 2020, 02:17:42 PM
Y'all, this hand drawn style of The Hobbit was not only grueling to the hands, it also did not produce that lovely cartoon appearance.  I believe it had no valid reason to appear in cinemas.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 07:47:20 PM
Okay. How about Ponyo but the full movie rather than just the trailer?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 14, 2020, 08:04:20 PM
The poll does not like that idea.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 08:06:40 PM
Stuff the poll. Let's watch Ponyo.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 14, 2020, 08:12:46 PM
We've been watching this movie for weeks.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 08:14:41 PM
Hence why we should watch Ponyo.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 14, 2020, 08:46:15 PM
*Plays ponyo*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on February 15, 2020, 03:07:36 AM
HaAaAam!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 15, 2020, 05:26:55 AM
*is watching screen intently*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 15, 2020, 12:32:05 PM
*Is intently screening watch.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 16, 2020, 03:38:51 AM
*Is intently sleeping.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 16, 2020, 04:19:40 AM
Impressive. I didn't know it was possible to sleep intently.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 16, 2020, 07:26:31 AM
*Mumbles in his intent sleep.*  Ya just gotta put yer heart into it.....
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion Viewer Beware...You're In For A Scare
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 16, 2020, 10:39:32 PM
*Ze Gremlinz appear, und change it tae Znov Vhoite Und Ze Zeven Dvarvez*

Ach... at leazt tiz nae Tvilight...Ach again...

*Beginz gazerin' ac copies o' ze Tvilight zeriez (boz bookz und moviez) und proceedz tae zet zem aflame*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on February 18, 2020, 02:17:55 PM
*Casually opens the curtains to let in the sunlight* ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 18, 2020, 02:23:06 PM
*Squints.*
Sheev, did you shut the lights off or something?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 18, 2020, 07:46:50 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 18, 2020, 02:17:55 PM
*Casually opens the curtains to let in the sunlight* ^-^

It's 3:00 AM.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 07:24:50 AM
It's 8:30 P.M here, and still light.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:50:59 AM
It's 11:50am, and somehow not raining even though it's Britain.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 03:35:37 PM
*Wakes up with a start.*  WHERE'S THE POPCORN?!?!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 19, 2020, 03:36:47 PM
*Nervously swallows the last of the popcorn.*
P-popcorn?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 03:57:33 PM
*Approaches Verdauga, whipping out enchanted fork.*  Popcorn?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 19, 2020, 04:10:49 PM
Popcorn?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 04:15:16 PM
*Stops and tilts his head.*  Popcorn!  Popcorn popcorn?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 19, 2020, 04:15:56 PM
*Nods saliently.*

Popcorn popcorn.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 04:23:29 PM
*Nods at Verdauga's words thoughtfully.*  Hmmm, popcorn.  *Then lays down and goes back to sleep.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 05:10:33 PM
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 10:00:31 PM
No. Puffalo. Lass's sister's border collie.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion (No Popcorn Though...)
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 24, 2020, 12:26:24 AM
Pupcorn!

On anozer note, let uz vatch Land O' Ze Dead! Tiz a major vone!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 24, 2020, 07:42:21 AM
I refuse. Let's watch Maleficent 2.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion (No Popcorn Though...)
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 02:27:38 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 24, 2020, 12:26:24 AM
Pupcorn!

On anozer note, let uz vatch Land O' Ze Dead! Tiz a major vone!

I agree with this.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 02:39:27 PM
*Haunts the mansion.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 03:06:20 PM
*Notices something is amiss.*  You know, I haven't heard Verdauga's screams for a bit now.  I wonder how he's doing.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 24, 2020, 03:39:23 PM
Who wants to watch the Goosebumps TV show from the 90s?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion (No Popcorn Though...)
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 04:06:12 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 24, 2020, 12:26:24 AM
Pupcorn!

On anozer note, let uz vatch Land O' Ze Dead! Tiz a major vone!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on February 24, 2020, 04:37:48 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 03:06:20 PM
*Notices something is amiss.*  You know, I haven't heard Verdauga's screams for a bit now.  I wonder how he's doing.
You can volunteer as tribute to go and find him, if you want.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 08:49:53 PM
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fbd71e3beb92c5c12f843c7d892409fae%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D7221915&f=1&nofb=1)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 24, 2020, 08:59:14 PM
*Plays episode one of the Goosebumps show from the 90s*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 09:05:37 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 08:49:53 PM
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fbd71e3beb92c5c12f843c7d892409fae%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D7221915&f=1&nofb=1)

*Passes out from fright, falling on... somebody.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 09:21:09 PM
*Kade falls on me, as it looks something like this.
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.favim.com%2Forig%2F28%2Ffunny-ghost-face-gif-piano-scary-movie-Favim.com-235992.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 09:39:09 PM
Once again, you've made me laugh while at work.  I applaud your ability.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 09:55:27 PM
Glad I could help. :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 24, 2020, 11:45:53 PM
*The mansion quakes.  Spirits can be heard moaning*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 11:48:47 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 08:49:53 PM
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fbd71e3beb92c5c12f843c7d892409fae%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D7221915&f=1&nofb=1)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 12:18:22 AM
Is that you, Verdauga?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 25, 2020, 12:51:23 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 02:39:27 PM
*Haunts the mansion.*
Precisely.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 03:41:00 AM
You recovered pretty quickly.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:25:30 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 09:05:37 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 08:49:53 PM
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fbd71e3beb92c5c12f843c7d892409fae%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D7221915&f=1&nofb=1)

*Passes out from fright, falling on... somebody.*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 09:21:09 PM
*Kade falls on me, as it looks something like this.
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.favim.com%2Forig%2F28%2Ffunny-ghost-face-gif-piano-scary-movie-Favim.com-235992.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
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Finally, you squashed someone other than me.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on February 25, 2020, 01:31:29 PM
*Is asleep*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 03:20:36 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:25:30 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 09:05:37 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 08:49:53 PM
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fbd71e3beb92c5c12f843c7d892409fae%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D7221915&f=1&nofb=1)

*Passes out from fright, falling on... somebody.*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 09:21:09 PM
*Kade falls on me, as it looks something like this.
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.favim.com%2Forig%2F28%2Ffunny-ghost-face-gif-piano-scary-movie-Favim.com-235992.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
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Finally, you squashed someone other than me.

I have no memories of squishing you.  Why would I do that?

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 25, 2020, 01:31:29 PM
*Is asleep*

Russa died!  Again!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 25, 2020, 03:45:58 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 03:41:00 AM
You recovered pretty quickly.
You immaterialised me. I simply brought my blechtoplasm into this topic.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 04:24:08 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 03:20:36 PM
Russa died!  Again!
RIP in peace. Ave atque vale, Russa. Hail and farewell.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 25, 2020, 05:57:48 PM
*966 puppets burst through the doors*  *The puppets begin consuming everything*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 05:59:01 PM
*Blasts the puppets with dual magical utensils.*  Can't you let Russa be dead in peace?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 25, 2020, 06:01:17 PM
*The puppets begin consuming Kade and Russa*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 06:02:55 PM
*Consumes the puppets instead.*  Yeah no.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 25, 2020, 06:06:21 PM
*The puppets consume Kade instead*  Yes.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 06:13:06 PM
*The surrounding puppets have all been consumed.*  I didn't really enjoy that.  I'll just blast the rest.  *Begins firing acid bolts at the rest of the puppets.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 25, 2020, 06:41:52 PM
*A granite slab crashes through the roof of the mansion*  *950 puppets are released from the previously mentioned granite slab*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:50:35 PM
*begins shooting puppets*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 06:53:37 PM
Good idea.  *Continues firing acid bolts.*  Kinda sucks that we're missing that TV show, though.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:55:00 PM
Mm hm. Bother Sheev! Why does he have to always interrupt things?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 25, 2020, 06:56:01 PM
*The puppets consume the tellie*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:32:50 PM
*shoots the puppets*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 07:33:56 PM
What with?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:37:41 PM
Arrows.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on February 25, 2020, 07:38:04 PM
Quote from: Delthion on April 26, 2019, 07:04:33 PM
/me eats the mansion so all of the events that take place there also take place within my stomach.

*The mansion is destroyed*  *Courtesy of the puppets*  *The puppets begin to devour Delthion from the inside* 
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 07:39:14 PM
@Delthion.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 25, 2020, 07:54:38 PM
*Sighs*
I really can't haunt anything in peace, can I?

*Begins cleaving through the puppets.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 08:00:26 PM
Wow, that ghost looks, acts, and sounds suspiciously like Verdauga.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 25, 2020, 08:02:04 PM
No, this is patrick.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 27, 2020, 07:03:59 AM
What.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on February 27, 2020, 02:04:55 PM
Literally don't worry about it -_-
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on February 27, 2020, 05:51:48 PM
To be fair I'm rarely something to worry about here.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 09, 2020, 05:37:54 PM
So... I guess we won.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 09, 2020, 08:03:39 PM
... Apurrently...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 09, 2020, 08:06:14 PM
Nya?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 09, 2020, 08:07:57 PM
Nya.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 09, 2020, 08:09:52 PM
Nya nyaaaaaa....
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 05:17:04 AM
Boys are strange creatures.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 05:24:13 AM
As are girls  ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 05:58:37 AM
True. I think humans in general are pretty strange. :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 05:59:43 AM
Yeah... yeah, that's exceedingly true.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 06:01:56 AM
I can be very wise at times.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 06:02:59 AM
Oh?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 06:03:59 AM
Hey! :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 06:04:30 AM
 ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on March 11, 2020, 04:49:05 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 05:17:04 AM
Boys are strange creatures.
People are awesome creatures in general.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 09:30:13 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 13, 2020, 11:54:21 PM
BOO!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 14, 2020, 07:01:26 AM
Oh no we're all going to be eaten by Kade how sad see you in Mandos Halls Lass.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 01:08:08 PM
Mm, indeed.  *Eats Eb.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 17, 2020, 07:00:05 AM
O_O Why me?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 07:01:42 AM
Yum.  *Goes about his business.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 17, 2020, 07:03:13 AM
Kade, un-eat me this instant. Please.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 17, 2020, 01:02:09 PM
*Sighs.*

*Slices Kade's stomach open with Thomasbane and extricates Eb.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 01:04:11 PM
*The above does not happen.*

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 17, 2020, 07:03:13 AM
Kade, un-eat me this instant. Please.

Oh fiiiiine.  This isn't really my shtick anyways.  *Reaches down his gullet and retrieves Eb.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 17, 2020, 01:20:20 PM
*Has finished sewing up Kade's stomach.*
Kade, what are you doing?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 17, 2020, 01:38:39 PM
Oh dear.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 01:40:07 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 17, 2020, 01:20:20 PM
*Has finished sewing up Kade's stomach.*
Kade, what are you doing?

More like what are you doing?  Why are you sewing up a full size plushie of me?  Who even MADE that??

(In actuality, I had already typed up my response when you posted and didn't feel like changing it  :laugh:)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 17, 2020, 01:41:09 PM
Ah.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 02:10:02 PM
(On the plus side, a life-size Otterbadger plushie has now entered into the canon!)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 17, 2020, 02:15:00 PM
*Sheev plays Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure*  *The tellie is delighted*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 17, 2020, 02:52:33 PM
*Fires the cannon, watching the flaming plushie sail through the air.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 03:03:04 PM
Cannon?  This place came equipped with a cannon?

Cool!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on March 17, 2020, 04:02:21 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 02:10:02 PM
(On the plus side, a life-size Otterbadger plushie has now entered into the cannon!)
As you can see, there is a cannon.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 04:33:33 PM
Ah, wrong canon.  Fixed that.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on March 17, 2020, 04:40:02 PM
Nah, cannons are fine. Just adds to the Cellars' chaos.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 19, 2020, 08:41:09 PM
@Sheev Palpatine 'ave ye e'er 'eard o' Ze Ztar Varz Chriztmaz Zpecial? *Playz it eizer vay* Prepare tae come face-tae-face viz 'orrifyin' abzurdity!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 19, 2020, 09:00:38 PM
*Unplugs the tellie*  Hiag, lets not do that.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 09:06:34 PM
Heh
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 19, 2020, 10:25:22 PM
*Ze video ztill continuez tae play*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 11:00:44 PM
Well, this is a haunted mansion, after all.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 20, 2020, 10:08:39 PM
*Princezz Leia beginz zingin' on ze video*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on March 23, 2020, 01:57:25 AM
*Shines flashlight around the room*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:13:29 AM
SHE'S GOT A LIGHTSABER!  *Runs away.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 23, 2020, 05:55:55 AM
Help! *also runs away*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 08:07:31 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:13:29 AM
SHE'S GOT A LIGHTSABER!  *Runs away.*
Relax, it's just a torch.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 01:41:20 PM
I see no fire.  *Continues running away.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 01:59:45 PM
*sighs* Guess that's what comes from changing Americanisms to British English.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:18:28 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2020, 03:00:59 AM
Zhe'z gaet a torch! Ve muzt protect ourzelvez! *Ztartz makin' different figure zhadovz viz 'iz pavz in front o' ze light* 'ere'z a Bunny...Und 'ere'z a Mooze...Und 'ere'z a Znake...Und 'ere'z a Zheep...Und 'ere'z a big buggy-eyed tentacled zin'... *Lookz at 'iz pavz- 'e'z ztill makin' a Zheep zhadovz, vhich iz alzae ztill on ze vall taae* Ach, Ah zink ve 'ave zummat elze in ze room viz uz!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 03:03:22 AM
Ooo, is it an Old One?  Does it grant wishes??
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2020, 03:11:16 AM
Only if yer 'vizh' iz tae be mezzily devoured und zlovly digested vhoilzt ztill bein' aloive troughoot ze entire zin'...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 03:15:54 AM
Already been through that, surprisingly enough, and on more than one occasion to boot.  *Looks pointedly @Teer*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 24, 2020, 03:47:30 AM
Hah.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on March 24, 2020, 10:09:58 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2020, 03:00:59 AM
Zhe'z gaet a torch! Ve muzt protect ourzelvez! *Ztartz makin' different figure zhadovz viz 'iz pavz in front o' ze light* 'ere'z a Bunny...Und 'ere'z a Mooze...Und 'ere'z a Znake...Und 'ere'z a Zheep...Und 'ere'z a big buggy-eyed tentacled zin'... *Lookz at 'iz pavz- 'e'z ztill makin' a Zheep zhadovz, vhich iz alzae ztill on ze vall taae* Ach, Ah zink ve 'ave zummat elze in ze room viz uz!
Oh well. Just promise you won't make a bloodthirsty little beast shadow.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 24, 2020, 03:24:18 PM
*Haunts the mansion.*
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 08:49:53 PM
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fbd71e3beb92c5c12f843c7d892409fae%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D7221915&f=1&nofb=1)
[close]
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on March 24, 2020, 05:04:39 PM
*is not scared*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2020, 05:34:49 PM
*Ze buggy-eyed tentacled zin' alzae zuddenly appearz tae 'ave zome Duck featurez az vell*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on March 24, 2020, 05:40:29 PM
*screams* I'd prefer a fiery torch, thanks.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on March 24, 2020, 05:41:44 PM
*Howls can be heard*  Deary me. :)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 24, 2020, 11:21:04 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 24, 2020, 05:41:44 PM
*Howls can be heard*  Dreary meansion. :)
It is. You should get the ventilation renovated.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 01:56:49 AM
Bit of a stretch, but ok  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:12:22 AM
This place is creepy.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:16:25 AM
*Looks at the thread title, then back to Eb.*

...Yeah.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:17:46 AM
*shivers*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:19:14 AM
*Gives Eb a big ol' fluffy jacket.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:24:27 AM
*protests* I'm not cold.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:31:03 AM
*Leaves, since his kindness is obviously unwanted.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:32:03 AM
That's not what I meant! Come back. Please.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:37:10 AM
*Is gone.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:39:07 AM
*is very sad* I'm sorry. *puts on the fluffy jacket*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:41:08 AM
Awwww *Comes back and gives Eb a hug.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 03:44:13 AM
Aww, that's so cute!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:46:32 AM
You are insanely fluffy, Kade.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:46:55 AM
I know  ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:48:23 AM
*is unsure what to say next*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:49:24 AM
Well, there is one thing I'd like to hear....
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:50:15 AM
...and what might that be?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:51:24 AM
I think you know  ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:52:09 AM
I don't, please enlighten me.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:53:35 AM
*Whispers in Eb's ear, still hugging her.*

Please tell me what Teer has on me  ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 03:56:03 AM
*stiffens momentarily* I'm sorry. I would if I could, but I can't.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:56:49 AM
Please  ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:01:21 AM
I can't, okay! *tries to break free of Kade's embrace*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:01:51 AM
Why so?  *Still hugging Eb.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:03:12 AM
Teer said not to! I'm sorry. *continues struggling*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:03:48 AM
Please tell me, Ebby.  I'd really appreciate it.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:06:45 AM
*slumps* I would, but Teer has asked me not to and now you're asking me to and I don't know what to do. *blinks back tears*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:07:25 AM
If she's asking you to, then what's the problem?  Please tell me  ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:08:52 AM
She's not, sorry, I said the wrong thing.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:10:07 AM
Eb, I would really appreciate if you told me.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:13:46 AM
I know, and I half want to, but I promised Teer I wouldn't. Please, don't ask me to tell you anymore. *is trying not cry*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:14:34 AM
Ebby, please.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:16:17 AM
I said stop! *tries to turn away, choking back sobs*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:16:49 AM
*Continues hugging Eb in silence.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:18:46 AM
*gradually stops crying and begins to feel very tired*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:19:43 AM
*Releases Eb.*  ...Sorry for bothering you.  *Leaves.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:20:52 AM
It...it's alright. You don't have to go.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:24:31 AM
No, it's best I do.  Seeing you just reminds me that... nevermind.  *Is gone.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:26:35 AM
...that I didn't tell you. *cries quietly*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 02:10:46 PM
Seriously, you two are overdramatic
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 02:56:31 PM
Have you seen how you and Teer talk to each other?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 02:58:41 PM
No; I've read, obviously. It's like "watching" manga.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 02:59:57 PM
You can watch manga.  I mean, how else does it enter your eyeballs if you don't watch it?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 03:06:13 PM
By reading it, silly!

Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:22:32 PM
You clearly don't understand the art or partaking in manga.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 03:26:57 PM
You clearly don't understand my talks with Shisteer.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:29:08 PM
Oh?  Please, enlighten me.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 03:30:44 PM
They are beyond one such as yourself.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:32:07 PM
And clearly one such as yourself as well.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 03:33:54 PM
I can imagine why you would believe such a thing, seeing me with Teer, but you are wrong nonetheless.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on March 25, 2020, 03:34:11 PM
But not one such as myself. It is blatantly obvious, at least to me, that Verdie and Teer are in love.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 03:35:24 PM
This is the only logical conclusion.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:48:28 PM
Well yeah, I don't think anybeast is questioning that.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 04:49:52 PM
*Sighs in exasperation.*

Then what ARE you questioning? I have haunting to do.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 04:50:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 25, 2020, 03:34:11 PM
But not one such as myself. It is blatantly obvious, at least to me, that Verdie and Teer are in love.
*Plays harp* So true, so true.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:57:57 PM
I was responding to your claim that WE (Eb and I) are the overdramatic ones.  ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 05:03:50 PM
Do you ever see Teer whimpering in my grasp? Or flinching when she I smile at me her?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on March 25, 2020, 05:04:42 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 05:03:50 PM
Do you ever see Teer whimpering in my grasp? Or flinching she I smile at me[/i] her?
Shouldn't there be a 'when' after 'flinching'?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 05:14:34 PM
I believe so.

Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 05:03:50 PM
Do you ever see Teer whimpering in my grasp? Or flinching she I smile at me[/i] her?

Y'all are overdramatic in the opposite direction, obviously.

Plus, I've never seen Teer whimper in general.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 05:21:18 PM
Accidental deletions.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 07:13:31 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 05:03:50 PM
Do you ever see Teer whimpering in my grasp?
*Grabs a club* Not yet... Why? Has she? *Steps into clubbing range of Verdauga*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 07:17:02 PM
You can't harm a ghost.... we're kinda incorporeal...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 07:38:25 PM
Yeah, they have absolutely no substance.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 07:44:36 PM
We're very indecisive. I for one, lack a spine.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 07:49:03 PM
Yeah, can't even give folks a hand.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 07:52:57 PM
Investigating has gotten tough, now that I can't do the legwork.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 07:55:09 PM
At least now no one can say that your hardheaded.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 07:57:19 PM
Doesn't matter what you say though. Now it won't even go in one ear.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 07:59:27 PM
That was a stretch, you feeling a bit lightheaded?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 07:59:52 PM
I don't think I have the guts to continue.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 08:00:56 PM
Can't even stand on your own two feet, huh?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 08:03:23 PM
This isn't easy, okay!? It's tough to shoulder all this responsibility.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 08:05:45 PM
Chill bro, don't have an out of body experience.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 08:13:40 PM
Oh, sorry. I almost lost my head there.... *Chuckles.* Almost what got me here in the first place...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 08:16:45 PM
Gotta get a leg up on the situation, man.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 08:22:41 PM
Yep. Put my nose to the grindstone and get past this.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 08:27:42 PM
I'd recommend you don't work yourself to the death... but I guess you don't have to worry about that.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 09:45:17 PM
You two are incorrigible.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 09:46:21 PM
I do feel encouraged, Eb; thanks.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 09:52:02 PM
And illiterate. -_-
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 10:09:06 PM
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.mpcsSt66efIw58F0ga4QjwHaDj%26pid%3DApi%26h%3D160&f=1)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 10:13:50 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on April 02, 2020, 05:51:58 PM
Glad I could help :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 05:58:04 PM
*Slowly stalks through the haunted mansion.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on April 02, 2020, 06:05:57 PM
*Repeatedly jumps in front of Kade, attempting to scare him with old gifs.
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia1.tenor.com%2Fimages%2Fbd71e3beb92c5c12f843c7d892409fae%2Ftenor.gif%3Fitemid%3D7221915&f=1&nofb=1)
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 06:12:34 PM
*Happens to look away every time this occurs.*

...I feel like somebeast is watching me....
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on April 02, 2020, 06:18:29 PM
*Knocks into a piano, affording the opportunity to reuse another gif.*
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.favim.com%2Forig%2F28%2Ffunny-ghost-face-gif-piano-scary-movie-Favim.com-235992.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
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*Is Totally not too lazy to get new material.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 06:21:38 PM
*Hears this happening somewhere.*

...Somebeast needs piano lessons....
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on April 02, 2020, 06:44:55 PM
*Cannot find the proper being squished by piano gif so gives up trying.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 06:55:35 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 10:09:50 PM
This is amusing to read. ^-^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 10:28:47 PM
*Begins sneaking up on Eb, a napkin covering his face.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 10:29:31 PM
Hi Kade. *hides behind a curtain*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 10:31:48 PM
Dang, where'd she go?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 10:33:16 PM
*climbs up the far side of the curtain and sits on the curtain rail, watching*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on April 03, 2020, 10:34:29 PM
She has been taaaaakkkeeeeeeennnnnn..... *A ghostly voice claims.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 10:35:46 PM
*whispers* What rubbish.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 10:36:43 PM
*Notices the nearby curtains.*  Oh, those will work much better than this napkin!  *Yanks the curtains down.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 10:38:31 PM
*squeaks in fright and half falls off* Bean! *is now hanging upside down from the curtain rail*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on April 03, 2020, 10:39:42 PM
Oh, she's right up there. *A ghostly voice claims.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 12:47:34 AM
Oh, I reckon you're right.  *An Otterbadger voice claims.*

What are you doing hanging around up there for, Ebby?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 03:35:37 AM
*quickly changes grip on curtain rail so I'm hanging from my front paws and drops/slides down the curtain to the floor*
Nothing, just climbing.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 03:56:08 AM
*Catches Eb as she slides down the curtain.*  Oh, that's kind of dangerous to do, ya know.  Especially in a haunted house!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 03:58:09 AM
You can take a cat out of the wild but you can never take the wild out of a cat! That's why we're called wildcats.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:03:35 AM
Awwww, you're so cute!  *Squeezes Eb happily.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:06:12 AM
*is squeezed* Kade...I can't breath.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:07:38 AM
Yes you can  ^-^  *Finishes squeezing Eb and sets her down.*  So, do you know what's actually haunted about this place?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:09:27 AM
*checks self for broken ribs* No, do you?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:11:56 AM
Not really.  Suppose we should explore the place then, huh?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:13:28 AM
Why not? I don't have anything particularly interesting to do right now.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:15:41 AM
Ok, well... *Points down a random, spooky looking corridor.*  Let's go that way!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:16:54 AM
*surreptitiously places paw on dagger hilt* If you say so.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:19:05 AM
*Begins walking down said corridor.*  You know daggers don't work on ghosts, right?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:19:48 AM
I don't believe in ghosts. I believe in steel, though.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:21:42 AM
Then what are you scared of?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:23:11 AM
*glances sidelong at Kade* Why do you want to know?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:25:03 AM
No no, not like that.  I meant, you're grasping your dagger, so something has you scared.  If not ghosts, then what?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:27:09 AM
Nothing. But it doesn't hurt to be prepared.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:35:38 AM
Prepared for what?  That thing behind you?  *Points to something behind Eb.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:37:39 AM
*freezes in place* Kade, please tell me you're just messing around.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:40:02 AM
Um... *Keeps looking at the thing behind Eb.* ...yyyyyyyeaaaah, I'm, uh, I'm just messing around.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:41:40 AM
*closes eyes* Tell me what it is.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:46:17 AM
*Keeps looking at the thing behind Eb.*  It's a, uh.. it's a... puppy!  Yeah, it's just a... a puppy....
...
...
Don't turn around to confirm that, by the by.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:48:52 AM
*my tail resembles a bottlebrush by this time* Somehow I don't believe you. But I guess a puppy is better than a cockroach. *shudders*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 04:50:58 AM
Yeah... yeah... ok, so just slowly walk towards me and don't turn around to look at the "puppy".
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:52:05 AM
*does as Kade said, eyes still closed* It really isn't a puppy, is it?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 05:02:08 AM
Sure, uh... sure it is.  Now, just keep walking.... *As soon as Eb gets close enough, Kade grabs her and runs.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 05:05:07 AM
*is grabbed, eyes still closed* Can I look now?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 05:06:16 AM
*Reaches a different part of the house.*  Ok, yeah, you can look now.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 05:07:04 AM
*looks around* Where is it? Where are we, for that matter?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 05:08:47 AM
I don't know, somewhere else.  The puppy needed to, uh, needed to go back home.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 05:09:52 AM
I'm not a baby, Kade. You can stop lying.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on April 04, 2020, 10:32:53 AM
Perhaps he can, but will he?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 12:25:48 PM
.... Guys, come baaaaaaaaack..... *A ghostly voice calls.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 02:36:23 PM
*Covers Eb's ears.*  Don't listen to him, the puppy went away.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 07, 2020, 05:33:08 AM
*nervously moves closer to Kade* What do we do now?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 07, 2020, 06:31:01 AM
We wait. :)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 07, 2020, 06:32:29 AM
*jumps in fright* Where did you spring from?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 07, 2020, 06:36:29 AM
This is where I live. :)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 07, 2020, 06:37:55 AM
I guessed, but I mean...nevermind. Is anywhere in this house safe?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 07, 2020, 06:39:52 AM
No. :)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 07, 2020, 06:44:11 AM
*closes eyes* Great.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2020, 05:35:45 PM
*Hugs Eb.*  It's ok, sweetie.  The puppies can't hurt you.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on April 07, 2020, 05:53:37 PM
And this sight is to be bottled up and put in my mind's incinerator.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on April 07, 2020, 06:06:50 PM
Your mind has an incinerator? Where can I get one?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on April 07, 2020, 06:08:15 PM
It's not for sale, but I do have three gallons of hand sanitizer for sale at the low price of 500 USD.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2020, 06:55:43 PM
Heh, my company (irl) started making hand sanitizer because of everything going on.  Its alcohol content is way high, too  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on April 07, 2020, 07:01:12 PM
Wait, there's another person in existence that knows about the 1977 animated version of the Hobbit? I was beginning to think it was only real to me!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on April 07, 2020, 07:59:19 PM
I read about it's existence in a Lewis biography (And totally remembered it existed.) . Thanks for reminding me
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 07, 2020, 11:06:26 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 07, 2020, 07:01:12 PM
Wait, there's another person in existence that knows about the 1977 animated version of the Hobbit? I was beginning to think it was only real to me!
Yeah, I've seen it.  It was a little anticlimactic, though it was a hand drawn 70s feature film.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 08, 2020, 06:26:35 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2020, 05:35:45 PM
*Hugs Eb.*  It's ok, sweetie.  The puppies can't hurt you.
It's not the puppies I'm worried about.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 08, 2020, 07:46:18 AM
*Is still asleep*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on April 08, 2020, 12:09:05 PM
This is not scary at all. @Sheev Palpatine
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 08, 2020, 10:23:25 PM
Mr. Palpatine is gone.  He has let me take care of his mansion.  How nice!

*Herman plays Walter Disneys, The Black Couldron*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on April 08, 2020, 10:30:45 PM
Sheev, you may want to post in a different color or font or something for Herman.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 03:11:39 PM
Who the deuce is Herman?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on April 10, 2020, 03:12:44 PM
Sheev's dolphin friend.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 04:26:15 PM
A.K.A. Sheev.  Got it.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on April 10, 2020, 04:38:09 PM
No, clearly a separate creature.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 04:39:52 PM
Yes, yes, of course.  *Winks dramatically.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 09:36:03 PM
So...
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 09:38:56 PM
So...?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 09:39:50 PM
What now?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 10:00:35 PM
No idea, just don't think about the puppy.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:01:19 PM
-_- I'll try not to.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 10, 2020, 10:05:20 PM
Hello, everyone!  It's about 3:00 in the morning, so we still have plenty of time to party! :D  *Herman plays The Spookful Swedish Forest*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:08:10 PM
*climbs up a curtain and sits on the curtain rail*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 10:12:40 PM
What is with you and climbing curtains?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:13:16 PM
They're like trees. Designed to be climbed on.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 10:15:01 PM
They really aren't.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:15:35 PM
Try it and you'll find why I disagree.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 10, 2020, 10:17:10 PM
*The feature starts to spook Herman*  Deary me!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 10:19:00 PM
Deary me, indeed!

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:15:35 PM
Try it and you'll find why I disagree.

I think that's... not a good idea.  For me, at least.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:19:55 PM
If you like. *stretches out on the curtain rail*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 10:22:37 PM
*Shrugs and begins to climb the curtain.  As soon as it takes his full weight, the curtain rod immediately detaches from the wall and falls down.  Catches Eb.*  See, I told you it'd be a bad idea.  For me.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:24:01 PM
Okay, okay. You were right. Badgers, even otterbadgers, don't really have the best claws for climbing anyway.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on April 10, 2020, 11:23:01 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 10, 2020, 10:05:20 PM
Hello, everyone!  It's about 3:00 in the morning, so we still have plenty of time to party! :D  *Herman plays The Spookful Swedish Forest*
Wait, what? You surely can't be talking about real life time! Unless... can't have been four for me when you posted that, surely. If you're in NZ, you're 11 hours ahead (unless some of NZ has a different time zone).
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 11:24:04 PM
It's 10:23 A.M. here.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on April 10, 2020, 11:25:16 PM
It's 11:24pm here. I should probably go to bed... at some point (we're in lockdown, and it would be the holidays anyway, so I don't need to be anywhere or do anything).
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 12:49:52 AM
It's always night time at a haunted mansion.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 01:19:46 AM
*looks around for more curtains to climb*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 01:24:17 AM
*Is still holding Eb.*  No more curtains for you missy.  *Begins wandering the corridors.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 01:27:01 AM
*howls halfheartedly*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 01:28:28 AM
*Smiles wholeheartedly.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 01:29:06 AM
What do you have against me climbing curtains?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 02:37:13 AM
Well, it isn't very proper, now is it?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 02:46:49 AM
When has that ever stopped either of us?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 03:03:01 AM
For myself?  Many times, whether you believe that or not  ^-^
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 03:07:18 AM
Okay, when has that ever stopped me?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 03:34:11 AM
Every once in a while, I would hope  ;D
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 03:50:41 AM
Yes, but...curtains.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 03:51:31 AM
...are to block out the sun and keep people from looking through the windows they cover, yes.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 03:52:18 AM
*sulks*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 03:54:02 AM
There there, sweetie.  Now, where would you like to visit in this haunted mansion?  I'm sure whatever room you think of, we'll be able to locate.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 03:56:30 AM
*stops sulking* Is there anywhere with a really, really long banistered staircase?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 04:07:05 AM
No idea, but I'm sure we could find one!  Are you looking for a sort of spiral, or more of a straight banister?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 04:13:47 AM
Either, I'm not fussy.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 04:20:07 AM
Ok, well, lets look around and see what we can find!  *They turn a corner and instantly come across a huge, dark abyss off to the right of the hallway before them.  In the middle, there is a single, large staircase that disappears downwards into the nigh infinite blackness.  The banisters on this set of stairs look to be newly waxed and seem primed for somebeast to slide down them.*

Well, that isn't ominous.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 04:22:28 AM
*wriggles* Um, would you mind putting me down so I can have fun?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 04:33:59 AM
Well, ok... *Sets Eb down.*  Please don't hurt yourself.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 04:36:38 AM
I don't intend to. *runs to the banister and sits on it* *hesitates briefly, looking down into the darkness, then pushes off and disappears into the abyss* You had better come down tooooo!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 04:44:27 AM
*Takes the stairs down, worried that he might accidentally break the banister.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 04:45:35 AM
*is waiting in the pitch dark for Kade to reach the floor*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 04:46:16 AM
*Falls down the stairs.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 04:47:10 AM
*hides under the stairs* *whispers* Kade, are you alright?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on April 11, 2020, 05:30:47 AM
*Feet can be heard creeping up the basement stairs*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 05:35:16 AM
*is hiding under the stairs (not the basement?/cellar ones), afraid to make a sound*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on April 11, 2020, 08:22:51 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 01:29:06 AM
What do you have against me climbing curtains?
You could break them.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 13, 2020, 02:51:31 PM
*Continues rolling down the stairs.*

Why *thud* is *thud* this *thud* still *thud* happening? *thud*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 30, 2020, 05:44:46 AM
*whispers* I don't know. Where are you? Don't leave me here in the dark. Please.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 05:56:56 AM
(Man, my previous post was comedy gold.  Y'all are lame.)

*Lands at the bottom with a huge thud.*  ...Ow.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 30, 2020, 06:00:26 AM
(*is offended*)

*emerges from inder the stairs and whispers* Are you okay? I thought you were going to bring the stairs down on top of me for a moment there.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 06:09:52 AM
*Get's up, dusting himself off.*  Oh, I'm fine.  Fur cushioned most of the impacts.  Why were you under the stairs?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 30, 2020, 06:10:52 AM
I was hiding. *surreptitiously takes hold of Kade's paw*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 06:17:00 AM
From what, dear heart?  You don't need to be afeared.  *Squeezes Eb's paw reassuringly.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 30, 2020, 06:18:23 AM
I've been telling myself that for the last five pages, but it's not helping. *looks around nervously*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 06:37:46 AM
Don't worry, Eb.  The only folks around are you, me, and that creepy mannequin in the corner holding a knife.
...
...
Ok, on second thought, maybe be a little worried.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 30, 2020, 06:41:43 AM
*whimpers and buries face in Kade's fluff* You are not very good at reassuring beasts, Kade.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 09:46:36 PM
(Forgive me for the double post.)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 10:01:52 PM
(When resurrecting, you can just say "(bump)".  That means you're bringing an older thread back to the front.  Ya know, fyi.)

*Rubs Eb's back gently.*  It's ok, sweetie.  Mannequins can't hurt you.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 10:03:14 PM
(Thanks.)

Mmm...don't be too sure.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 10:06:50 PM
Well, regular mannequins can't, anyways.  Possessed mannequins can totally hurt ya though, especially when armed.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 10:08:40 PM
*whimpers*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 10:15:28 PM
But that mannequin definitely isn't... wait, where'd it go?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 11:27:02 PM
*closes eyes* Please stop.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on May 08, 2020, 11:44:35 PM
*The sound of metal being broken and something being sliced echoes from nearby.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 11:45:34 PM
*jumps in fright and speed-climbs up a curtain*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 08, 2020, 11:47:38 PM
*Is already at the top of the curtain* Hello, Eb!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 11:50:03 PM
*jumps in fright again and almost falls off the curtain rail*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on May 08, 2020, 11:52:16 PM
*A sole lantern flares up in the dark room.*

...

*Smacks lips.*

Welp! Nigh'y Night!

*Trudges up the stairs.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 09, 2020, 06:12:45 AM
*whimpers again and curls up on the curtain rail*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 10, 2020, 08:50:05 AM
*Hums loudly*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on May 10, 2020, 09:10:43 AM
*Runs into the room suddenly in terror and gets legs tangled up in the long curtains* *Falls flat on my face*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on May 10, 2020, 11:51:21 AM
Those aren't the curtains I broke, are they?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 10, 2020, 11:42:57 PM
*Ghost sounds*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on May 10, 2020, 11:54:01 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 10:01:52 PM*Rubs Eb's back gently.*  It's ok, sweetie.  Mannequins can't hurt you.
Deary me!  This is getting a little weird... >:(
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 11, 2020, 11:14:41 PM
*Ghost sounds get louder*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jukka the Sling on May 12, 2020, 03:14:18 AM
*walks into haunted mansion*  Hey guys, what's going on?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on May 12, 2020, 04:13:26 AM
REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Lady Amber on May 12, 2020, 10:18:34 AM
Ya know, this might be better if we just turned on the light. *Flicks light switch on*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on May 12, 2020, 12:12:56 PM
"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on May 12, 2020, 01:05:20 PM
*Shrieks in surprise as Jukka and Amber appear.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 14, 2020, 08:46:13 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 12, 2020, 01:05:20 PM
*Shrieks in surprise as Jukka and Amber appear.*
*Follows suit*

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/5098e751ba8c31e4ec6266afb937f200/tenor.gif?itemid=5961406)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 15, 2020, 11:13:19 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 12, 2020, 10:18:34 AM
Ya know, this might be better if we just turned on the light. *Flicks light switch on*
Le hannon, hiril nin.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on May 15, 2020, 11:59:54 PM
รš-bedin edhellen.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on May 16, 2020, 12:39:55 AM
Gesundheit.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 12:58:34 AM
*Hands Jarky a tissue*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on May 18, 2020, 12:59:56 AM
A spiral of screams and cries can be heard throughout the dense, dry walls of the mansion
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 01:00:39 AM
*Falls over* Goodness! *Hides behind Lass*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on May 18, 2020, 01:07:31 AM
Deary me!  *A demented spirit releases it's screams whilst beating Sebias with it's sturdy, oak, cudgel*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 18, 2020, 07:35:52 AM
Oh no. Not again.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on May 18, 2020, 07:54:54 AM
Graveyard. Run like hell.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on May 19, 2020, 02:50:01 AM
Deary me!  That language is a little harsh. :-|
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on May 19, 2020, 02:58:35 AM
Is there any food around here?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 19, 2020, 08:13:39 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on May 15, 2020, 11:59:54 PM
รš-bedin edhellen.
I didn't know you speak Sindarin, Jarky!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Booklover on May 19, 2020, 08:49:39 AM
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 19, 2020, 02:50:01 AM
Deary me!  That language is a little harsh. :-|
It was a reference to something. It's extremely unlikely that anyone on here other than me gets it.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 19, 2020, 11:47:11 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on May 19, 2020, 02:58:35 AM
Is there any food around here?
*Hands Jarky a stale cracker* This is all we have.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 05:02:08 PM
*Immediately eats said stale cracker.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 20, 2020, 06:18:17 AM
*finds a very old peppermint on the curtain rail* Ew. *knocks the peppermint off the curtain rail*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on May 20, 2020, 06:26:52 AM
Quote from: Booklover on May 19, 2020, 08:49:39 AM
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 19, 2020, 02:50:01 AM
Deary me!  That language is a little harsh. :-|
It was a reference to something. It's extremely unlikely that anyone on here other than me gets it.
I thought as much.  But it's so harsh. :(
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 20, 2020, 06:34:00 AM
Are you and the squirrel sisters out of quarantine yet, SheevHerman?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on May 20, 2020, 07:07:55 AM
Yeah they are!  I'm Herman. >:(
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 20, 2020, 10:57:29 AM
Be nice, Herman.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 20, 2020, 04:56:41 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 20, 2020, 06:18:17 AM
*finds a very old peppermint on the curtain rail* Ew. *knocks the peppermint off the curtain rail*

*Glares at Eb and doesn't eat the peppermint.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 20, 2020, 06:53:04 PM
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 18, 2020, 01:07:31 AM
Deary me!  *A demented spirit releases it's screams whilst beating Sebias with it's sturdy, oak, cudgel*
AAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Curls into a ball desperately, back becoming bloody from the blows*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 21, 2020, 08:44:14 AM
*screams silently in horror*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 02:00:18 PM
*Slurps coffee.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 21, 2020, 10:17:00 PM
*can't look away*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 11:00:44 PM
*After a moment of consideration, pours the rest of the cup of coffee onto the demon, causing it to evaporate.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on May 21, 2020, 11:08:14 PM
Fine thinking. :)  *The tellie mysteriously explodes*  Deary me! :(  *Herman is grabbed from behind by a mansion murderer in 1700s garb*  Aahahahahahahgahagfahhahhaahh!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 11:11:15 PM
Doth mother know thou wearest her drapes?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 11:12:28 PM
*Gets up off the floor and attacks the mansion murderer with my Swiss knife*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on May 21, 2020, 11:14:02 PM
*Herman's lungs begin to fail him*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 11:44:57 PM
*Stabs murderer repeatedly* Leggo!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on May 22, 2020, 12:13:20 AM
*Nibbles on murderer's toes*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 22, 2020, 02:13:04 AM
You do tend to do that.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on May 22, 2020, 04:04:39 AM
Hey, eating is my profession! Though if you like....
*Transitions into being an evil ghost*
*Grins evilly at the murderer*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 22, 2020, 04:17:59 AM
Oooooo *claps*  That was cool!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on May 22, 2020, 04:23:10 AM
My feet are actually dried chicken foot charms.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 22, 2020, 04:41:14 AM
Now that's what I call chick chic
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 22, 2020, 05:58:41 AM
*hides from Jarky*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on May 22, 2020, 07:23:14 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on May 22, 2020, 04:04:39 AM
Hey, eating is my profession!
Actually, 'Sir Dukenne 'Master Nebulan 'Delthion' created that profession.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 22, 2020, 08:52:18 AM
Eh?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 22, 2020, 10:48:46 AM
(Delthion ate people, I believe.)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 22, 2020, 12:18:23 PM
I know. I was reacting to the lengthy title he gave him. ;D
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 22, 2020, 09:29:31 PM
Ah, I see. I wonder at the reason for this, though. @Herman Smith.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 04:05:55 PM
*Attacks the haunted mansion.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2020, 12:03:14 AM
*Joins the attack*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on May 29, 2020, 02:48:04 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 22, 2020, 04:41:14 AM
Now that's what I call chick chic

This was a good joke.  Y'all have no sense of humor.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 29, 2020, 09:07:35 PM
*laughs for Kade's sake*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on May 30, 2020, 09:12:59 AM
*Laughs because it's funny*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on May 30, 2020, 06:18:58 PM
*Laughs because it's not funny*  ;)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 31, 2020, 11:05:30 PM
*squeaks happily* I missed your old profile picture, Seb.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:30:34 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 30, 2020, 09:12:59 AM
*Laughs because it's funny*

Thank you Russa.  You're the only one I can depend on.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 02, 2020, 10:15:22 PM
*Herman kicks Kade and Seb out of The Haunted Mansion*  *Remembers a few posts ago*  Not a soul is gonna attack my Haunted Mansion. :)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 10:17:14 PM
Nyeh!  It wasn't even that scary!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 02, 2020, 10:18:56 PM
Sour grapes. ^-^
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on June 02, 2020, 11:16:06 PM
Whew!





I'm soulless.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 03, 2020, 09:18:57 PM
Well, yeah.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 03, 2020, 10:32:54 PM
*Herman plays the hit Twilight Zone episode... I Sing the Body Electric*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 03, 2020, 10:52:09 PM
*jumps out of an upstairs window, fur standing on end*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 07:00:59 PM
*Catches Eb.*  My oh my, it's raining cats!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2020, 08:32:06 PM
*Holds out paws* Any more?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 04, 2020, 11:14:38 PM
Does anybody want some Dr. Pepper?  This mansion also posesses carmel popcorn.  Does anybody want some of that?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Captain Wortshire on June 05, 2020, 12:47:16 AM
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 04, 2020, 11:14:38 PM
Does anybody want some Dr. Pepper?  This mansion also posesses carmel popcorn.  Does anybody want some of that?
As this is a haunted mansion, I am having images of evil ghostly floating caramel-corn in my head...
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 06, 2020, 12:22:34 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 07:00:59 PM
*Catches Eb.*  My oh my, it's raining cats!
Is it? *covers head with paws and buries face in Kade's fur*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on June 06, 2020, 03:30:33 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 05, 2020, 12:47:16 AM
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 04, 2020, 11:14:38 PM
Does anybody want some Dr. Pepper?  This mansion also posesses carmel popcorn.  Does anybody want some of that?
As this is a haunted mansion, I am having images of evil ghostly floating caramel-corn in my head...
Hah!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 07, 2020, 10:02:54 AM
(Nice. :laugh:)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2020, 05:44:25 PM
(Lol.)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 05:34:39 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 06, 2020, 12:22:34 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 07:00:59 PM
*Catches Eb.*  My oh my, it's raining cats!
Is it? *covers head with paws and buries face in Kade's fur*

*Rubs Eb's back gently.*  There there, I was referring to you, sweetie  ^-^
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 09, 2020, 01:09:23 AM
Yo, Kade, this is getting really creepy.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 09, 2020, 04:29:27 AM
Und zen Voldemort appeared. Along viz a myzteriouz tickin' noize.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on June 09, 2020, 04:31:32 AM
BOMB! EVERYBODY DOWN!!!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 09, 2020, 04:32:04 AM
*can't, because is being held by Kade*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 09, 2020, 05:45:06 PM
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 09, 2020, 01:09:23 AM
Yo, Kade, this is getting really creepy.

I don't believe so?

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 09, 2020, 04:29:27 AM
Und zen Voldemort appeared. Along viz a myzteriouz tickin' noize.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 09, 2020, 04:31:32 AM
BOMB! EVERYBODY DOWN!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 09, 2020, 04:32:04 AM
*can't, because is being held by Kade*

*Punts the noseless weirdo into next week.*  What was that all about now?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 10, 2020, 08:02:52 AM
I don't know, I don't want to know.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 26, 2020, 09:55:04 PM
Hmmm...
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on June 26, 2020, 11:31:17 PM
*Skips along the corridor.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 27, 2020, 01:28:23 AM
*wriggles*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 27, 2020, 03:51:52 AM
*Herman backstabs Kade with his dagger* :D
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 27, 2020, 01:27:52 PM
Why are you poking me, Herman?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 02:09:28 AM
o.0
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 28, 2020, 03:24:19 AM
*Herman covers Kade's dead corpse with some dead leaves*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 03:25:41 AM
-_- Are you just trying to make me kiss him again?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 28, 2020, 03:33:01 AM
You would really kiss that corpse?  It's been rotting there for over five months now. :-|
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 03:34:14 AM
False. You murdered him yesterday. (Or, in forum time, less than 1 minute ago. :))
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 28, 2020, 03:37:04 AM
Fat chance, (Widow) Kararehe. ^-^
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 04:11:41 AM
I feel pretty ok though.

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 03:25:41 AM
-_- Are you just trying to make me kiss him again?

...Again?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 28, 2020, 05:32:05 AM
*Herman notices Kade's spirit leaving his once living bod*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 05:40:10 AM
*Takes the knife from Agent Smith.*  Bad child.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 06:29:56 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 04:11:41 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 03:25:41 AM
-_- Are you just trying to make me kiss him again?

...Again?
*clears throat awkwardly* Ahem, nothing.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 06:30:46 AM
No no, what did you mean "again"?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 06:31:21 AM
I said, nothing.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 06:32:35 AM
But... I feel like I would remember if it had happened before.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 06:37:27 AM
*folds arms and shuts mouth firmly*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 06:38:41 AM
*Pokes Eb.*  Eeeeeeeebbie
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 06:39:12 AM
*ears flatten* Don't touch me, Rivok.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 06:40:01 AM
*Pokes Eb's cheek*  Eeeeeeeeeeeebbie, why are you keeping secrets?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 06:41:31 AM
*snarls and lashes out at Kade's face with claws* I said don't!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 06:48:53 AM
*Face gets shredded.*  Friggin' OW
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 06:51:57 AM
*eyes widen in sudden fear* Oh no, that was really stupid.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 06:56:39 AM
(https://poketouch.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/james_bleeding_on_his_face_from_meowth_scratch_in_pokemon.png?w=648)

*Begins bleeding profusely.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 06:58:13 AM
*backs into a wall and panics quietly*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 06:59:18 AM
*Stumbles and falls, clutching at his face as he tries to stop the bleeding.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 07:00:27 AM
*screams as he falls on me*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 07:02:38 AM
*Stumbles to footpaws, and tries to find something to bandage his face, but can't see well through the blood.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 07:04:40 AM
*jumps up and grabs Kade's paws, standing in front of him* Calm down *is not at all calm myself* and stay still. *rips off part of my cloak*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 07:07:18 AM
*Pulls away from Eb sharply, stumbling backwards.*  S- stay away
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 07:08:53 AM
*blinks back tears* I'm sorry, okay, I'm trying to help! *hold out the strip if fabric torn from my cloak* Here, do it yourself if you don't trust me.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 07:12:46 AM
*Fumbles blindly until he grabs the fabric and turns away, trying to tend to his facial wounds.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 07:15:21 AM
*watches for a moment before dashing around a corner and curling up on the floor, sobbing*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 07:19:47 AM
*Sits back against a wall, cloth held to his face as waves to pain washed over him.  He could feel the blood soaking through the cloth, but it seemed like the pace of the red liquids flow was slowing.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 07:21:16 AM
(So much drama :laugh:)

*sits up and tries to slow my breathing, listening closely for any sound from around the corner*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 07:24:49 AM
(You cut my beautiful face!  And not just a little bit  :'()

*Slowly feels his consciousness starting to fade.  He isn't sure if he's just tired, or if it's from blood loss, but the Otterbadger drifts into a fitful sleep.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 07:30:00 AM
*pokes head around the corner and whispers* Kade? *receives no reply and slowly creeps over to him* *brushes his cheek with fingertip, claws well and truly retracted* I wish I didn't have claws. They only hurt people.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 07:36:34 AM
*Twitches and comes back awake as Eb touches his face.  Has calmed down and doesn't jerk away, but says in a low voice.*  You shouldn't blame your claws for an action you decided to take, Eb.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 07:39:39 AM
*squeezes eyes shut, trying not to cry* I know. *chokes* I'm so sorry, Kade. *thumps head against the wall*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 07:42:03 AM
...Yeah.  *Puts a paw to his face.*  Well, at least the bleeding seems to have stopped.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 07:45:47 AM
*sits down beside him and moves to lay a paw on his, then stops and folds my paws in my lap instead* I...shouldn't have done that, but do you understand why I did?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 07:47:01 AM
Not especially.  No matter what you did, I would never hurt you, after all.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 07:50:00 AM
*stiffens* Oh really? I remember being threatened by you on several occasions. You may not have followed through very often, but still!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 07:51:54 AM
Since being married, I've never hurt you, and any so called "threats" were made under the assumption that you already knew that I never would.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 07:53:21 AM
Never assume. I was scared.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 07:53:56 AM
And I have a shredded face.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 08:35:02 AM
*turns away and shoulders begin to shake with silent sobs* 
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on June 28, 2020, 01:10:39 PM
*Kicks a tree over since there's no convenient doors here.*

Sounds like y'all need me to spoil the mood!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 01:38:12 PM
*Tree falls on the Otterbadger somehow.*  Friggin' OW.  Again.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 29, 2020, 01:22:46 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 05:40:10 AM
*Takes the knife from Agent Smith.*  Bad child.
*Dodges* :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 01:26:57 AM
*Doges*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 29, 2020, 01:30:34 AM
*Herman plays the feature Doge: The Thrilling Horror Flick*

(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/663/060/024.png)

8D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 01:34:43 AM
*Yoinks the Shiba Inu from the telly and runs to another part of the mansion
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 29, 2020, 02:45:05 AM
*...Intae a particular ozer part infezted viz Rakghoulz*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 29, 2020, 03:07:20 AM
*leaps up and tries to heave the tree off Kade*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on June 29, 2020, 07:10:28 AM
*A small cloud is following Jarky*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 03:19:19 PM
*Desperately wants to catch the cloud following Jarky, but currently has a tree on top of him.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 03:25:51 PM
*Comes back with bloodied cleaver and chops the tree into smaller pieces.*
*Leaves again, still carrying the Shiba Inu.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 04:35:50 PM
Sayonara, kawaii no wan-chan....
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 04:57:10 PM
(You lost me at kawaii :D)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 05:11:19 PM
*Sebias poofs into topic, theme song playing in the background*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 05:23:10 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 04:57:10 PM
(You lost me at kawaii :D)


Kawaii means cute, basically.  Wan-chan... isn't really a thing.  "Wan" is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a dog's bark, like "woof".  Now, for names and some nouns, you'll use suffixes like -san that, generally, can be translated as Mr. or Mrs. (though there aren't gender specific versions like in english; -san can be used for male or females).  And -chan is a more affectionate form of -san.  So, wan-chan is kind of like saying "Mr. Woofers".  "No" is a particle used to combine nouns, so "kawaii no wan-chan" could be translated as "cute Mr. Woofers" or "Mr. Woofers the cute", depending on how you wanted it to appear.

Saying all that, though, my grammar might just be completely off, so there's that too  ;D
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 05:25:27 PM
Hello... Mr.... Woof...
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 05:23:10 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 04:57:10 PM
(You lost me at kawaii :D)


Kawaii means cute, basically.  Wan-chan... isn't really a thing.  "Wan" is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a dog's bark, like "woof".  Now, for names and some nouns, you'll use suffixes like -san that, generally, can be translated as Mr. or Mrs. (though there aren't gender specific versions like in english; -san can be used for male or females).  And -chan is a more affectionate form of -san.  So, wan-chan is kind of like saying "Mr. Woofers".  "No" is a particle used to combine nouns, so "kawaii no wan-chan" could be translated as "cute Mr. Woofers" or "Mr. Woofers the cute", depending on how you wanted it to appear.

Saying all that, though, my grammar might just be completely off, so there's that too  ;D
Cool! *Hides thoughts about bilinguals*
*Looks down at the shiba inu.* Thy name shalt be Mr.Woofers.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 05:50:12 PM
Note:  I am nothing close to being bilingual, I can assure you  :laugh:
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 05:50:44 PM
(Did we bury Kade yet?)

Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 05:52:42 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 05:50:12 PM
Note:  I am nothing close to being bilingual, I can assure you  :laugh:
Fair enough. It's fun to see you use japanese though. :laugh:
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 05:50:44 PM
(Did we bury Kade yet?)

Do I need to be?  I mean, my face got a tad messed up because of a certain wildcat, and a tree fell on me, but I'm mostly ok!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 05:55:09 PM
*Mr. Woofers barks happily*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 05:55:44 PM
*Points to topic title* B-but...
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 06:14:55 PM
That's just Agent Smith being Sheev.  Don't mind it  ^-^
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 06:16:24 PM
Oh. Okay.

*Begins playing The Fellowship of the Ring: Extended Edition* (Btw, what ever happened to the movie night that we were planning?)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 06:20:57 PM
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 06:23:06 PM
You didn't remember?

*Runs off, flailing arms in the air and wailing like a babe*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 06:24:44 PM
I remembered, I just forgot to not forget!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 06:26:11 PM
*Is a speck on the horizon*

(It was on Eb's birthday, right?)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 06:27:10 PM
No idea  :P

Though, that does sound about right.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 06:31:49 PM
(I think we should still dewit.  :P If they're up for it.)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 06:34:12 PM
I agree.  @Teer @Eb @Lass, we need to organize the thing!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 06:56:10 PM
Good idea.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 29, 2020, 10:25:44 PM
Anyone want some corndawgs? ^-^  (None for Sebias and Kade(For attacking the haunted mansion))
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 10:27:42 PM
Did I attack the haunted mansion?  I apologize, I was probably a different beast at the time.  (Though, I do prefer corndaugas, personally)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 10:27:53 PM
Heeey, I didn't attack the mansion. *Pouts*

Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 10:27:42 PM
Did I attack the haunted mansion?  I apologize, I was probably a different beast at the time.  (Though, I do prefer corndaugas, personally)
^This.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 10:29:25 PM
Also, I appear to have upgraded from being dead!  Woo!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 29, 2020, 10:29:36 PM
*Herman boots Seb and Kade out of the mansion*  Goodbye!  Now, who wants a corndawg? :D
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 10:30:15 PM
*Starts sneaking back in through the basement.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 29, 2020, 10:31:50 PM
There is no basement. :)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 10:36:16 PM
*Gently removes wall*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 29, 2020, 10:37:29 PM
*Gently removes Sebias*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 10:40:20 PM
>.>

Hmm.

*Gently sneaks around back*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 29, 2020, 11:30:17 PM
*Gently stabs Sebias in the back*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion/Graveyard for Mr. Rivok.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2020, 04:21:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 05:50:44 PM
(Did we bury Kade yet?)

Do I need to be?  I mean, my face got a tad messed up because of a certain wildcat, and a tree fell on me, but I'm mostly ok!
I said sorry! And I am trying to show sorry as well, by the by.

Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 06:34:12 PM
I agree.  @Teer @Eb @Lass, we need to organise the thing!
Yessssssss.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 04:38:39 AM
What Eb said.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2020, 04:39:03 AM
What are you sorry for? o.0
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 04:40:54 AM
No, no. What you said in the second half of your post.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2020, 04:41:33 AM
I guessed. :P I was being pedantic.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
Ok, it'll need to be on a weekend since those movies are LONG.  Uh... not this weekend, but next weekend?

Quote from: Herman Smith on June 29, 2020, 10:31:50 PM
There is no basement. :)

*Builds a basement for the haunted house, because all haunted houses deserve to have haunted basements too.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 01, 2020, 06:24:11 PM
Ironically, most mansions have a winecellar.
Cellar in the Cellars.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 06:40:01 PM
*Adds an additional haunted wine cellar under the haunted basement.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 02, 2020, 06:55:49 AM
*wails* Pourquooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 02, 2020, 09:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
*Builds a basement for the haunted house, because all haunted houses deserve to have haunted basements too.*

Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 06:40:01 PM
*Adds an additional haunted wine cellar under the haunted basement.*

*Incinerates Kade before he has the chance*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 02, 2020, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
Ok, it'll need to be on a weekend since those movies are LONG.  Uh... not this weekend, but next weekend?
Wait, are we planning to watch them all in a huge marathon? My parents might want me to do something else with my life...
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 03:46:16 PM
I'm sure you can convince them to give you one day, right?  You're such a persuasive beast, after all  ^-^

Quote from: Herman Smith on July 02, 2020, 09:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
*Builds a basement for the haunted house, because all haunted houses deserve to have haunted basements too.*

Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 06:40:01 PM
*Adds an additional haunted wine cellar under the haunted basement.*

*Incinerates Kade before he has the chance*

*Is immune to fire and heat in general, as has been previously stated.*  Rude, could've just said no thanks.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 03:49:17 PM
*Plays with Mr.Woofers.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 03:56:07 PM
Heh, you latched on to that, huh?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 03:57:35 PM
You know it! :laugh:
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2020, 08:09:10 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 02, 2020, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
Ok, it'll need to be on a weekend since those movies are LONG.  Uh... not this weekend, but next weekend?
Wait, are we planning to watch them all in a huge marathon? My parents might want me to do something else with my life...
Uh, yeah... I'm not sure if I'll be able to do the whole series. I'll probably pop on and off, though. ^.^
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 29, 2020, 10:37:29 PM
*Gently removes Sebias*
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/da43a7aa5e6f3ec0cf050778e49fb789/tumblr_oyv86yXeJq1siv1sto1_r2_250.gif)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 02, 2020, 11:21:19 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 03:46:16 PM
Quote from: Herman Smith on July 02, 2020, 09:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
*Builds a basement for the haunted house, because all haunted houses deserve to have haunted basements too.*

Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 06:40:01 PM
*Adds an additional haunted wine cellar under the haunted basement.*

*Incinerates Kade before he has the chance*

*Is immune to fire and heat in general, as has been previously stated.*  Rude, could've just said no thanks.

*Kade is adopted by the Central Sly Gang, and is taken on many adventures*  *Sheev may now rest easy, knowing that no childish otterbadger is trying to build his way into his grand mansion*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 11:27:15 PM
*Leads Mr. Woofers in through a hole in the mansion wall.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 02, 2020, 11:28:35 PM
There are no holes in the mansion walls. ^-^
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 11:29:38 PM
*Hides sledgehammer.*
You... *turns away from the hole in the wall* are right...
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 02, 2020, 11:31:51 PM
My mansion is impervious to hammers, fire, electricity, and all forces alike.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 11:36:31 PM
*Comes sailing in on a "Central Sly Gang" branded blimp.*  Wow, so many adventures!  It's great to be back, though.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 03, 2020, 12:58:22 AM
*Magically opens hole in wall from the inside*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 03, 2020, 03:02:39 AM
*Mansion is immune to all types of magic*  *Sheev plays the hit Goosebumps episode "My Hairiest Adventure" *
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 03, 2020, 03:05:17 AM
>.> I'd say this is kinda powerplaying, but technically this is your thread, so...
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 03, 2020, 03:40:01 AM
I think you got too used to Herman  :laugh:
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 03, 2020, 08:24:51 AM
*clears throat awkwardly* Um, Kade...I-I'm sorry. For, you know...scratching you.

Goheno nin. Please.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 03, 2020, 11:26:45 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 03, 2020, 03:40:01 AM
I think you got too used to Herman  :laugh:
I perceive (without the shroud of bias) hypocrisy emanating from your otterbadger body. ^-^
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 04, 2020, 02:31:48 AM
I'm sure you do  ^-^
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 02:33:00 AM
Nevermind...
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 04, 2020, 02:51:29 AM
*Waves the enchanted fork and magics Eb up onto his blimp.*  I'm sorry, dear heart, I missed your post.  It's ok, I forgave you long ago.  Though I'm gonna have scars for awhile >_>
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 02:52:37 AM
If I had Maleficent's power I could magic them away, but alas: I do not. :(
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 04, 2020, 12:28:54 PM
So sad, indeed.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 06:54:35 PM
*hesitates for a moment, then hugs Kade* I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2020, 06:51:19 PM
I know you are, I just ask you try to not do it again  ^-^ *Hugs Eb back.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on July 06, 2020, 07:59:45 PM
*Pats Eb and Kade on the head*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2020, 08:19:31 PM
*Pulls Keva into the hug as well.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 08:23:51 PM
*Tickles Kade.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2020, 08:27:42 PM
*Squeezes Eb and Keva involuntarily as he withstands the tickles.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 08:28:32 PM
*Finishes tickling Kade and goes back to playing with Mr. Woofers*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2020, 08:58:01 PM
*Nods to himself in satisfaction, having stood strong in the face of danger.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 06, 2020, 10:38:49 PM
Kade, I can't breathe.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 07, 2020, 01:45:00 PM
(He stopped squeezing you when I stopped tickling him.)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 07, 2020, 05:04:27 PM
(Mmhmm)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on July 07, 2020, 09:04:24 PM
*Is panting*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 07, 2020, 09:12:53 PM
...Whyyyyyy?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on July 07, 2020, 09:52:11 PM
Because I needed oxygen?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 01:39:01 AM
Ah, usually one... gasps, I guess?  Panting tends to imply being hot  ;D
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 08, 2020, 09:03:33 AM
Aww, Kade's outhouse is so cute.  It's good that he's staying put, and that there are no more attempts to infiltrate my fab mansion.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 08, 2020, 09:21:47 AM
*Eats animal crackers*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 12:37:31 PM
*Cracks animal eaters.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 05:43:21 PM
Did... did you just murder Russa?

Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 08, 2020, 09:03:33 AM
Aww, Kade's outhouse is so cute.  It's good that he's staying put, and that there are no more attempts to infiltrate my fab mansion.

Your understanding of blimps is severely lacking.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 08, 2020, 08:45:53 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 05:43:21 PM
Did... did you just murder Russa?
*Le gasp*
*The plot thickens*

Someone take this man to court!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 10:07:53 PM
*Replaces dentures.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 09, 2020, 04:51:34 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 05:43:21 PM
Your understanding of blimps is severely lacking.
Your understanding of me is severely lacking.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2020, 03:55:54 PM
I think not, Shad.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 04:07:57 PM
I actually like the name Shad.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 10, 2020, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2020, 03:55:54 PM
I think not, Shad.
You're treading on real thin ice, Jack Frost.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 10, 2020, 02:03:43 PM
But... I thought I was on a blimp.
...
...
Ooo, do I have an ice rink on here?  I didn't even know!  Awesome.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 10, 2020, 08:59:48 PM
Cool.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 10, 2020, 09:03:06 PM
Awww, you did a pun!  I'm so proud of you!  *Pats Eb on the head.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 10, 2020, 09:05:24 PM
*stoically endures the head pats*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 10, 2020, 10:32:28 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 10, 2020, 09:03:06 PM
Awww, you did a pun!  I'm so proud of you!  *Pats Eb on the head.*
Ebantu, break free of this foul creature's condesending chains that bind you.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 12:56:06 AM
How? Also, what do you have against Kade at the moment?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 11, 2020, 01:16:02 AM
 :laugh: ^-^ :) :-| :( >:( >8(
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 01:16:59 AM
-_- Please answer me.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 11, 2020, 01:17:40 AM
 O0
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 11, 2020, 01:17:58 AM
 :-|
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 11, 2020, 01:38:43 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 12:37:31 PM
*Cracks animal eaters.*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 10:07:53 PM
*Replaces dentures.*
. . . *Screams*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 03:11:33 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 11, 2020, 01:38:43 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 12:37:31 PM
*Cracks animal eaters.*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 10:07:53 PM
*Replaces dentures.*
. . . *Screams*

Yeah, see, I was just gonna ignore that, 'cause... like, geez.

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 12:56:06 AM
How? Also, what do you have against Kade at the moment?

Don't worry about it, just let Sheev do Sheev  ^-^

Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 03:20:00 AM
If you insist.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 11, 2020, 03:32:42 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 03:11:33 AM
Don't worry about it, just let Sheev do Sheev  ^-^
The young blood is so irritating.  Anyone want some pie? :D
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 03:39:54 AM
The young blood?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 11, 2020, 03:41:01 AM
Yes.  Mr. Rivok. ^-^
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 03:41:55 AM
Ah...
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 03:51:08 AM
*Acts more irritating by accidentally crashing the blimp into the Haunted House.*

Dearie me.  *Runs away.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 03:53:42 AM
Well that was silly.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 03:55:53 AM
*Said via walkie talkie.*  Yeah, I already miss the ice rink.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 04:05:50 AM
Tragedy.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 04:11:08 AM
Yeah, thinking about it nearly made me freeze in my tracks.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 04:12:59 AM
Harharhar. Please don't die, wherever  you are.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 04:17:35 AM
Don't worry, I won't get iced.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 04:18:49 AM
-_-
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 04:21:39 AM
What's with the cold shoulder?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 04:24:43 AM
Wildcats are warm blooded, Kade.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 04:28:30 AM
Tell that to your frosty demeanor.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 04:31:28 AM
*sighs* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to appear cold. If you were here I'd give you a hug.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 11, 2020, 04:48:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 03:51:08 AM
*Acts more irritating by accidentally crashing the blimp into the Haunted House.*

Dearie me.  *Runs away.*
*The Haunted Mansion dodges* ^-^
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 11, 2020, 12:35:31 PM
*Finger guns at Kade.* Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 11, 2020, 01:38:43 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 12:37:31 PM
*Cracks animal eaters.*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 10:07:53 PM
*Replaces dentures.*
. . . *Screams*
. . . What? I broke a tooth.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 01:04:23 PM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 11, 2020, 04:48:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 03:51:08 AM
*Acts more irritating by accidentally crashing the blimp into the Haunted House.*

Dearie me.  *Runs away.*
*The Haunted Mansion dodges* ^-^

Cool!  Mecha Haunted Mansions are tight!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 12, 2020, 02:14:43 AM
Don't die, if you can help it. Over and out. *turns off the walkie-talkie*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 12, 2020, 02:15:18 AM
He better not. <.<
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 12, 2020, 02:16:21 AM
Yes. If he dies, I'll never speak to him again.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 13, 2020, 10:19:52 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 12, 2020, 02:14:43 AM
Don't die, if you can help it. Over and out. *turns off the walkie-talkie*

...Why do you think I'm going to die?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 13, 2020, 10:29:08 PM
 >:D
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 13, 2020, 10:35:01 PM
*Runs away, but even more so.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 13, 2020, 10:37:47 PM
Hurrah!  He is gone. :D  Who wants some CHOC cake?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on July 13, 2020, 10:45:29 PM
Oooh! *Raises paw*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 13, 2020, 10:47:07 PM
*Hands Keva a slice of the CHOC cake*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on July 13, 2020, 10:51:07 PM
Mmmm! Scrumptious! Thank ye
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 14, 2020, 02:52:33 PM
*Rounds the globe and crashes in through the other side.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 12:01:12 AM
*had turned off the walkie-talkie before Kade asked his question and so did not hear it* Oh, hello. Well done for not dying.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 01:33:03 AM
Thanks, I'm quite good at it usually.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 01:50:22 AM
Mm, that's good.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 01:54:35 AM
This place doesn't seem quite as spooky as it used to, huh?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 02:03:58 AM
You're right. Maybe because it's daytime now?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 03:34:40 PM
Is it actually though?  What if it isn't, but we just think it is?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 15, 2020, 05:57:26 PM
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l1AsBL4S36yDJain6/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 09:18:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 03:34:40 PM
Is it actually though?  What if it isn't, but we just think it is?
I don't know. I assume if it's light outside and birds are up and about, it's daytime.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 09:24:42 PM
It could be an illusion though, used to deceive us while something is sucking out our energy in the real world.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 09:25:37 PM
Can you even hear yourself? This is why I said you are suspicious of everything.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on July 15, 2020, 09:28:20 PM
*Falls from the sky.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 09:39:04 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 09:25:37 PM
Can you even hear yourself? This is why I said you are suspicious of everything.

I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch ya.  What was tha- *Is struck by a falling Verdauga.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 09:52:23 PM
Heh.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 15, 2020, 10:07:11 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 15, 2020, 09:28:20 PM
*Falls from the sky.*
It's a bird! It's a plane- no, wait, it was a bird.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 15, 2020, 11:56:10 PM
It's a fruit duck.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 12:34:21 AM
You know it.  ;D
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 16, 2020, 04:30:55 AM
*A massive hord of dung beetles bursts through the mansion walls*  Infantry, hold the line!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 05:19:44 AM
Soldiers! On my order!

(https://asianmoviepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/post/best-movie-genre-by-country/redcliff.gif)
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 16, 2020, 05:31:19 AM
My order, friend.  Attack!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 05:33:56 AM
*Shouts over the enemy lines.* How the heck are you talking to me? You're all the way over there! Behind enemy lines!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2020, 02:15:55 PM
*Starts throwing skeletons at the beetles.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on July 16, 2020, 08:53:43 PM
*The skeletons bounce harmlessly off the beetles' exoskeletons.*

Forward my minions!
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 09:03:18 PM
I listen to Sheev only in this topic, buster.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2020, 09:52:13 PM
Yup yup indeed.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 09:53:06 PM
*Summons portal and sucks up some of the beetles*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2020, 10:26:28 PM
But where do they go?  You should link the other end of the portal into Del's pants.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 16, 2020, 10:26:56 PM
Back home, maybe?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 10:27:49 PM
*Drops the beetles into a container in my science lab (For a rainy day)*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2020, 10:32:13 PM
Lame.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 10:32:53 PM
 O0
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 16, 2020, 11:20:53 PM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 16, 2020, 11:15:51 PM
My command shall be given.  Destroy the rebellion.
*The beetles turn on Delthion and consume him whole*  *The beetles now focus on carrying out The Father's command*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 17, 2020, 01:21:53 AM
*Luckily isn't part of any sort of rebellion.*  Yo, that Palpitate dude is pretty cool, I guess! 
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Delthion on July 17, 2020, 05:35:37 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 16, 2020, 11:20:53 PM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 16, 2020, 11:15:51 PM
My command shall be given.  Destroy the rebellion.
*The beetles turn on Delthion and consume him whole*  *The beetles now focus on carrying out The Father's command*

Well that's one way to remove all interaction with other members. lol
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 18, 2020, 11:08:23 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 17, 2020, 01:21:53 AM
*Luckily isn't part of any sort of rebellion.* 
Yeah, same. I run an empire from behind the scenes so... no need for a rebellion on my end.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 03:02:25 PM
*Does not believe the above.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 22, 2020, 05:06:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 03:02:25 PM
*Does not believe the above.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 05:50:00 AM
Why no believe me?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 22, 2020, 05:50:15 AM
Reasons.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 02:49:53 PM
I don't believe that you actually have reasons.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 23, 2020, 07:10:26 AM
That's sad.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: lass of something much on July 23, 2020, 08:36:33 AM
Thanks, I hate it.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 23, 2020, 02:25:23 PM
You're welcome, I suppose.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 23, 2020, 06:15:43 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 23, 2020, 08:36:33 AM
Thanks, I hate it.
That seemed a tad out of the blue.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 23, 2020, 11:37:42 PM
...Yeah.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 02:52:12 PM
I was thinking the same thing about that mannequin creeping up behind Eb.
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 04:08:38 PM
*Le gasp* The mansion! It's haunted!

*A cackling voice rings out*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:45:00 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 02:52:12 PM
I was thinking the same thing about that mannequin creeping up behind Eb.
*shrieks and leaps up onto a curtain rail in fright*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 10:10:47 PM
*The cackling gets louder, almost to the point where it is deafening.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 10:21:39 PM
Can you please, like, not?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 10:27:50 PM
*A cyborg comes out of the shadows of the mansion and grabs a microphone, then proceeds to blare his cackling talents into Kade's right ear.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 10:33:53 PM
-_-

*Attempts to remain calm.*

*Fails.*

Spoiler
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/629/416/1e7.gif)
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Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 10:38:37 PM
*The cackling cyborg grabs Kade's head and attempts to slam it into a nearby table.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 25, 2020, 07:21:17 AM
*leaps from the curtain rail onto the cyborg's head and proceeds to murder it*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: lass of something much on July 25, 2020, 07:39:46 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 23, 2020, 06:15:43 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 23, 2020, 08:36:33 AM
Thanks, I hate it.
That seemed a tad out of the blue.  :laugh:
Darn, only a tad?
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 03:15:18 PM
*Watches the cyborg get utterly annihilated by the frenzied wildcat.*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 31, 2020, 07:19:22 PM
*finishes* You're welcome. *returns to perch on the curtain rail*
Title: Re: Herman's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 01, 2020, 12:21:54 AM
*Two cyborgs come and begin eating the curtain rail* *Three more pin Kade down*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 01, 2020, 02:45:30 PM
*Does the below to the cyborgs.*

Spoiler
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SecondFeminineDuckbillcat-small.gif)
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 01, 2020, 06:49:01 PM
*One of the cyborgs grab Kade*
Spoiler
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/051eff8ffa661dbf93ba34240e808c61/tumblr_o86ovh82xC1sqfofao1_500.gif)
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 03, 2020, 06:04:31 AM
*sighs and begins murdering the cyborgs around Kade again*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 03, 2020, 09:56:24 AM
*A small ghost appears at the top of the stairs*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 11:46:35 AM
Hah, I'm bigger than you.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 04:12:49 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 03, 2020, 09:56:24 AM
*A small ghost appears at the top of the stairs*

Nooooo, Russa is DEAD!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on August 03, 2020, 04:13:33 PM
Unless that's Bob?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 03, 2020, 06:22:08 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 04:12:49 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 03, 2020, 09:56:24 AM
*A small ghost appears at the top of the stairs*

Nooooo, Russa is DEAD!!!!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/eePT94IOlqQfPQPoVB/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 04, 2020, 06:18:22 AM
Tragedy. *finishes murdering the cyborgs and looks around, tail twitching* Sorry about the mess, Sheev. It appears that cyborgs do, in fact, have blood.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 05, 2020, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 11:46:35 AM
Hah, I'm bigger than you.
*Ghostly wails*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 03, 2020, 06:22:08 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 04:12:49 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 03, 2020, 09:56:24 AM
*A small ghost appears at the top of the stairs*

Nooooo, Russa is DEAD!!!!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/eePT94IOlqQfPQPoVB/giphy.gif)
It's so very sad. I cried when I heard the awful news.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 05, 2020, 10:13:22 PM
Same.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 10:14:12 PM
That's nothing. I died on the inside and my nose fell off.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 05, 2020, 10:14:47 PM
That's just the skeleton hiding under your skin trying to break free.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 10:19:11 PM
Oh. That explains it.

My face looks horrible without my nose though...
Spoiler
*Waits for it*
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 05, 2020, 10:23:19 PM
(https://i.redd.it/gpqe8vuaxoh41.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 10:28:27 PM
But mine looks even worse.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 10:59:08 PM
So mysterious. No one nose why.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 11:04:13 PM
HAH!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 11:16:22 PM
"Pulling off a nose" pun is nothing to sneeze at. ;D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 11:20:54 PM
 :giggle:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 11:25:45 PM
I don't look for puns often, but when I do, I can smell them a mile away.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 11:27:33 PM
I read that in meme format.  :P
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on August 06, 2020, 12:00:45 AM

Good. Just as I intended.

(https://cdn.lifehack.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/02060457/steepling.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 06, 2020, 05:11:45 PM
*Steals Verdauga's nose.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on August 06, 2020, 05:48:57 PM
=_=
O_O
=^= *Sniiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffssssss*

I CAN BREATHE AGAIN!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 06, 2020, 06:00:38 PM
I feel ya.  My nose is always stopped up -_-
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2020, 07:08:41 PM
I nose what you mean.
Spoiler
*Winces*
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on August 06, 2020, 07:26:24 PM
'Snot that bad, Seb!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 06, 2020, 07:26:54 PM
Ew
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2020, 08:29:47 PM
Spoiler
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/b8452b5f576859eb04ab17d6118af272/tumblr_ml410kCocp1qc6wc5o1_500.gif)
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: lass of something much on August 20, 2020, 05:09:08 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 05, 2020, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 11:46:35 AM
Hah, I'm bigger than you.
*Ghostly wails*
Mehehehe!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 20, 2020, 06:16:22 AM
Chocolate is so tasty, especially if you eat it reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaalllly slowly.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 20, 2020, 09:41:22 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 20, 2020, 05:09:08 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 05, 2020, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 11:46:35 AM
Hah, I'm bigger than you.
*Ghostly wails*
Mehehehe!
So cruel! I shall die of sorrow. ...Oh, wait...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: lass of something much on August 20, 2020, 11:45:46 AM
I'M BIGGERRRRR!!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on August 20, 2020, 11:51:57 PM
New poll. 8D ยบ-)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on August 23, 2020, 09:40:12 PM
*Bump*

*Sheev here's something... Strange*  *Sheev takes a flashlight down to the basement*  *As he is looking for the source of the noise, a pack of 1920s dolls attacks*  *Sheev runs*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 23, 2020, 11:06:30 PM
*In zeveral roomz, myzteriouz zpiritz began zrovin' mudballz at people vhen zey valk trough doorvayz*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 23, 2020, 11:08:59 PM
*Sebias hides in closet, guarding a bag of chips*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 23, 2020, 11:12:14 PM
*An 'aunted fryin'-pan clangez 'im o'er ze 'ead*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 23, 2020, 11:13:57 PM
Nooooooooo - *is knocked out*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 02:07:11 AM
Oh no! He's dead! What shall we do?!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 24, 2020, 02:09:27 AM
"Bury him!" the crowd cries.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 02:15:17 AM
Indeed, that was a rhetorical question. *Sets up a GoFundMe to pay for the funeral costs*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 24, 2020, 05:06:04 AM
*eats a piece of Whittakers' dark peppermint chocolate*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Wow! In just a few hours we raised $9,000! We only needed $11 for Seb's coffin from Walmart and I already have a shovel. The leftover money will go to his family. ^-^ @Keva Strongbow
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 24, 2020, 06:25:31 PM
*Crawls over to casket and hops in* I'm ready!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2020, 07:21:16 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Wow! In just a few hours we raised $9,000! We only needed $11 for Seb's coffin from Walmart and I already have a shovel. The leftover money will go to his family. ^-^ @Keva Strongbow

*Grandiosely passes $12 to Russa.*  You may keep the change.   
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 24, 2020, 07:22:32 PM
*Pokes head out from coffin* Highly suspect.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 24, 2020, 07:39:38 PM
Zhould ve add flezh-eatin' Zcarabz tae ze coffin?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 24, 2020, 11:28:56 PM
Um... *Ducks in coffin and closes lid*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 25, 2020, 06:40:23 AM
O_O
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on August 25, 2020, 08:50:29 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Wow! In just a few hours we raised $9,000! We only needed $11 for Seb's coffin from Walmart and I already have a shovel. The leftover money will go to his family. ^-^ @Keva Strongbow
Why thank ye! *Wipes tears* I will definitely put this money to good use! *Strokes my gray hair* I really have been needing the money to dye my hair!--I mean pay for extra flowers for the funeral!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on August 25, 2020, 08:58:57 PM
-_-
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 26, 2020, 03:31:05 AM
Zae ve're addin' ze flezh-eatin' Zcarabz tae ze coffin?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 26, 2020, 07:35:13 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2020, 07:21:16 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Wow! In just a few hours we raised $9,000! We only needed $11 for Seb's coffin from Walmart and I already have a shovel. The leftover money will go to his family. ^-^ @Keva Strongbow

*Grandiosely passes $12 to Russa.*  You may keep the change.   
Thank you. That makes $9,012.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on August 25, 2020, 08:50:29 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Wow! In just a few hours we raised $9,000! We only needed $11 for Seb's coffin from Walmart and I already have a shovel. The leftover money will go to his family. ^-^ @Keva Strongbow
Why thank ye! *Wipes tears* I will definitely put this money to good use! *Strokes my gray hair* I really have been needing the money to dye my hair!--I mean pay for extra flowers for the funeral!
We're totes here for you during this season of trial, fam.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 26, 2020, 03:31:05 AM
Zae ve're addin' ze flezh-eatin' Zcarabz tae ze coffin?
Yes, that's what Seb would have wanted.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 26, 2020, 03:02:43 PM
Woo!  Coffin paid for!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 27, 2020, 02:30:56 AM
Av roight, zen... *Beginz pourin' ze flezh-eatin' Zcarabz intae ze coffin viz Sebias' body in it; ze Zcarabz begin eatin'*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 27, 2020, 03:12:36 AM
So, like, in a few thousand years, is his body going to accidentally be dug up and raised from the dead via the book of the dead?  After which, he will walk the earth once more, spreading the plagues of Egypt across the lands?

Cool!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 27, 2020, 06:30:34 AM
Not quite the adjective I would have used...*hides behind Kade*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 27, 2020, 02:20:16 PM
Major! Zomebeazt getz ze reference! In zat caze, ve zhould chop off 'iz tongue und etc. und put zem in a fev jarz, taae.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on August 27, 2020, 09:46:06 PM
I would agree, but the scarabs are already in the coffin, and I ain't stickin' my paw in there.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 29, 2020, 06:24:13 AM
Neither. I'm not going near it.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on September 10, 2020, 06:16:33 PM
It's too spoopy
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 11, 2020, 04:10:16 AM
Can I throw a grenade into the coffin?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 11, 2020, 04:13:08 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 27, 2020, 03:12:36 AM
So, like, in a few thousand years, is his body going to accidentally be dug up and raised from the dead via the book of the dead?  After which, he will walk the earth once more, spreading the plagues of Egypt across the lands?

Cool!
(Hey, being dead has its perks I guess.)

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 27, 2020, 02:30:56 AM
Av roight, zen... *Beginz pourin' ze flezh-eatin' Zcarabz intae ze coffin viz Sebias' body in it; ze Zcarabz begin eatin'*
*Coffin begins to shake violently*

Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 11, 2020, 05:18:42 AM
*tail slowly fluffs up*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on September 12, 2020, 11:46:12 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 11, 2020, 04:10:16 AM
Can I throw a grenade into the coffin?

Most assuredly yes.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 12, 2020, 08:12:40 PM
Are you sure that's a good idea?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on September 17, 2020, 09:21:43 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 12, 2020, 11:46:12 AM
Most assuredly yes.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on September 17, 2020, 09:24:04 PM
*Plays the Nestle Crunch ad*  This is intense, fellows!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 18, 2020, 05:35:30 AM
Most assuredly yes.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: lass of something much on September 18, 2020, 11:25:01 AM
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Never gonna give you up
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on September 18, 2020, 11:50:59 AM
I don't get why you're using that song line.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on September 18, 2020, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 18, 2020, 05:35:30 AM
Most assuredly yes.

*Twitches and stares at Russa.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 07:19:39 PM
*sneaks up behind Kade and places both paws over his eyes*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on September 21, 2020, 10:12:12 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 18, 2020, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 18, 2020, 05:35:30 AM
Most assuredly yes.

*Twitches and stares at Russa.*
Uhhh...hi.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on September 21, 2020, 05:05:46 PM
Hi  ^-^

Also, thiiiiiiiief

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 07:19:39 PM
*sneaks up behind Kade and places both paws over his eyes*

*Tries to not start panicing.*  I... I think I've, uh, I think I've gone blind.  Someone halp

Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2020, 05:12:41 PM
*Pokes Kade's eyes with a spoon* Hmm. Father, I'm afraid there is something in your eye...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on September 21, 2020, 07:55:55 PM
Like a fork?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2020, 07:58:48 PM
Indeed. An enchanted one, perhaps?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on September 21, 2020, 08:02:10 PM
Nah. Might be a magic one, though
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2020, 08:06:32 PM
I thought I'd ask cuz I forgot, tbh.  :D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on September 21, 2020, 08:07:31 PM
Fair enough. Want some ice cream?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 21, 2020, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 18, 2020, 11:25:01 AM
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Never gonna give you up
[close]
[close]
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Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Never gonna let you down
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2020, 08:11:34 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 21, 2020, 08:07:31 PM
Fair enough. Want some ice cream?
I'd love some. *Walks over to fridge* Could I get ya anything to drink?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on September 21, 2020, 08:13:14 PM
No thanks, I have the blood of my enemies. Here though, an enchanted fork to eat your ice cream with.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2020, 08:16:40 PM
Thanks, but nah. *Holds up spoon*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on September 21, 2020, 08:45:46 PM
Dearie me, I meant enchanted spoon.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2020, 09:53:10 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 22, 2020, 01:53:56 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 21, 2020, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 07:19:39 PM
*sneaks up behind Kade and places both paws over his eyes*

*Tries to not start panicing.*  I... I think I've, uh, I think I've gone blind.  Someone halp
Oh, for goodness sake. *releases him and steps away*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on September 22, 2020, 02:20:07 PM
Considering what Kade could've done, that is probably the best outcome for you.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on September 22, 2020, 03:33:39 PM
*In an alternate reality.*

KUNG FU MODE ACTIVATE *Karate chops Eb*

*But not in this reality.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on September 22, 2020, 05:13:06 PM
See what I mean?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 22, 2020, 06:13:04 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 22, 2020, 03:33:39 PM
*In an alternate reality.*

KUNG FU MODE ACTIVATE *Karate chops Eb*

*But not in this reality.*
*In an alternative reality* I am your father.

*But not in this reality.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: lass of something much on October 07, 2020, 08:16:10 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 21, 2020, 08:08:52 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 18, 2020, 11:25:01 AM
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Never gonna give you up
[close]
[close]
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Spoiler
Spoiler
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Never gonna let you down
[close]
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Spoiler
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Never gonna run around and desert you
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Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 07, 2020, 09:00:32 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 22, 2020, 06:13:04 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 22, 2020, 03:33:39 PM
*In an alternate reality.*

KUNG FU MODE ACTIVATE *Karate chops Eb*

*But not in this reality.*
*In an alternative reality* I am your father.

*But not in this reality.*
*Transports everyone into this alternate reality*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on October 08, 2020, 07:53:15 AM
Oooh. Nice.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 08, 2020, 03:41:10 PM
*Accidentally karate chops Jarky.*  Whoops, my bad.  Where'd you come from?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 09, 2020, 02:48:33 AM
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on October 12, 2020, 02:38:35 AM
Waaay up high.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 12, 2020, 04:22:27 AM
*Plays that song*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2020, 01:58:06 PM
*Has found some dark corner in which to sleep.  Haunting snores echo throughout the mansion.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 28, 2020, 01:55:23 AM
*sneakily sneaks toward Kade and pushes him over to make him stop snoring*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2020, 02:44:45 PM
*Is large and unmoving.  Haunting snores intensify.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on October 28, 2020, 06:03:25 PM
*walks up to kade and yells in his ear*

GRENADE!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: lass of something much on October 28, 2020, 06:36:30 PM
*BOOOOOOMM*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2020, 07:03:25 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 28, 2020, 06:03:25 PM
*walks up to kade and yells in his ear*

GRENADE!!!

*Accidentally decks One-Eye as he wakes up.*  PINEAPPLES?!  WHERE?!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on October 28, 2020, 07:19:33 PM
*Sends Kade off to Paris* :giggle:  *Plays the Hunchback of Vegas* 8D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2020, 07:27:02 PM
*Claps at Sheev's performance.*  Very well done, sir!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on October 28, 2020, 07:28:31 PM
*Is semi-flattered* 8D
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 28, 2020, 11:25:47 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 28, 2020, 06:36:30 PM
*BOOOOOOMM*
*is dead*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: lass of something much on October 30, 2020, 01:31:52 AM
Why?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 01:38:22 AM
(Was that not an explosion?)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: lass of something much on October 30, 2020, 01:40:48 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 28, 2020, 06:03:25 PM
*walks up to kade and yells in his ear*

GRENADE!!!
Quote from: lass of something much on October 28, 2020, 06:36:30 PM
*BOOOOOOMM*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 01:43:47 AM
(Exactly.)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on October 30, 2020, 04:04:09 AM
*Begins wandering the mansion...

...in search of...

...ghosts..*.

DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUN!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 05:36:06 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 01:38:22 AM
(Was that not an explosion?)

No grenade was actually thrown.  One-Eye just yelled "grenade" to wake me up, then lass played explosion.wav over the speakers, I guess  :giggle:
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 05:44:43 PM
(Oh.)
*is...not-dead, I guess*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 30, 2020, 08:01:58 PM
*Slimer appearz und zlimez Ebb*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:12:53 PM
Eeeeww! Now I have to wash it all off!

...

...

Uh-oh.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:14:39 PM
AND BOY DO WE HAVE THE PLACE FOR THAT
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:15:43 PM
Here we go again. -_-
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:17:43 PM
*Could very easily teleport the slime off Ebantu if only she asked.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:18:38 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:15:43 PM
Here we go again. -_-

Don't worry, we don't need more than one of you at the place you're thinking of.

I'm talking about right over here.  There's ahauntedbathroom that you can use to your leisure.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:21:26 PM
Phew! Okay, thanks. Bye. *leaves to have a shower*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:29:40 PM
(You've fallen into my trap!  You should more carefully read my posts when I appear to be nice!)

*Halfway through your shower, you realize that it isn't water that is coming from the shower head, but BLOOD!*

*And you thought that was a bar of soap you were using?  Guess what?  It was actually A LARGE EYEBALL!*

*As for the bathtub?  It's STILL A BATHTUB!*

*Wait, what was that last one?  Eh, whatever.*

*Spooky noises start echoing through the room!  A HAUNT IS AFOOT!*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:31:05 PM
(No, a haunt is a haunt, and a foot is a foot. We've had this conversation before about doors. It isn't ajar, it's a door!)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:34:43 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:29:40 PM
(You've fallen into my trap!  You should more carefully read my posts when I appear to be nice!)

*Halfway through your shower, you realize that it isn't water that is coming from the shower head, but BLOOD!*

*And you thought that was a bar of soap you were using?  Guess what?  It was actually A LARGE EYEBALL!*

*As for the bathtub?  It's STILL A BATHTUB!*

*Wait, what was that last one?  Eh, whatever.*

*Spooky noises start echoing through the room!  A HAUNT IS AFOOT!*
COOL.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:37:09 PM
*Also, the SLIME IS STILL THERE!  And it seems to be growing!  Also, the spoopy noises are actually just Kade snoring again.  He fell asleep in front of the door, making it impossible to open.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:38:53 PM
Sh-should I interject, or. . .?
*Cursor hovers over the log out button.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:40:29 PM
Okay, the growing slime I'm not so cool with. That's kind of gross.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:42:03 PM
*And also SPOOPY*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:44:06 PM
Eh...kind of?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:47:37 PM
*Eventually the slime fades away because it became bored.  In the corner of the room, though, you become aware of a presence.  A familiar, terrifying presence.  It's... it's...*

*THE LIFE-SIZED OTTERBADGER PLUSHIE!*

*Spoopy noises intensify.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:48:59 PM
*backs against the far wall* Keep your distance, you hear me?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:50:33 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/082/289/c7d.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:51:07 PM
(That is freakishly scary O_O)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:52:03 PM
(You hadn't seen that before, Eb?  Heh.)

*The plushie sits there, unmoving.  But... you can tell that it welcomes you.  It beckons unto you.  You feel a calmness come upon you.  It couldn't be that bad, right?*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:53:35 PM
*Could very easily tele-*

*Teleports Kade away from the door to the bathroom.*

I feel like this didn't have to be.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:56:51 PM
*The sound of tree branches breaking outside can be heard, followed by a loud thump and a muffled.*  Friggin' ow, who did that?!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:58:05 PM
I dunno, I moved you like four feet down the hall. Somebody else put you outside.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:00:25 PM
Wait, is that plushie around?  That thing tends to mess with any magic used around it!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 09:05:51 PM
*blocks ears and closes eyes*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:09:43 PM
*You feel a gentle blanket envelope your mind, and you know that if you just give in, you'll be able to sink into this warmth forever.  Your cares will just... slip away.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 09:10:35 PM
*snarls and tries to resist*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:13:32 PM
*All anger, fear, and resentment begin to fade away into a quiet peace.  You're becoming sure that if you just let yourself give in, this peace will go on unending.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 09:14:31 PM
*shrieks and dashes out of the door*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:17:57 PM
*Has made it back into the mansion and just reached the door when Eb comes bursting out of it and right into him.*  Whoa, Ebby, what's wrong?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 09:19:07 PM
*hugs Kade tightly* It's in there, in the bathroom!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:21:40 PM
*Rubs Eb's back gently.*  Hey, hey, it's ok.  What's in the bathroom?  And... why are you covered in blood?
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on October 31, 2020, 06:58:43 AM
(Second half of page 100 and page 101 should go in FPC. XD)

Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 31, 2020, 08:14:21 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:21:40 PM
*Rubs Eb's back gently.*  Hey, hey, it's ok.  What's in the bathroom?  And... why are you covered in blood?
*takes a deep, shuddering breath and whispers* The plushie. And I'm not sure (it was all your doing, Kade Rivok), the shower just blood instead of water.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on October 31, 2020, 01:31:29 PM
(I didn't do anything!  It was all the mansion and the plushie!)

The plushie is here?  Great.  Also, you look like you need another shower after that last shower -_-
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 31, 2020, 05:29:02 PM
I'm not trusting any bathroom you push me toward, Kade Rivok. (Well, you're covered in blood now too. >:D)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 01, 2020, 01:59:56 AM
Ach... *Floatz quietly in ze air near ze ceilin'*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on November 02, 2020, 05:53:59 AM
*Boots everyone out of my mansion* >8(  Bye, fellows. :giggle:  *Takes a nap*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 02, 2020, 05:46:31 PM
*Floatz quietly ootzoide*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 02, 2020, 09:42:51 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 31, 2020, 05:29:02 PM
I'm not trusting any bathroom you push me toward, Kade Rivok. (Well, you're covered in blood now too. >:D)

I didn't push you towards anything!  I simply mentioned the existence of a bathroom.  (More specifically, I have an Ebantu shaped bloodprint across my front  :giggle:)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 04, 2020, 07:57:47 PM
Yeah right.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2020, 08:23:28 PM
I literally did not push you.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 05, 2020, 01:16:10 AM
Any bathroom you so much as mention shall be avoided at all costs.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 05, 2020, 03:28:55 AM
Hey, Eb, did you know that there are, like, a lot of bathrooms in the world?  And all of them are quite useful!  Be sure not to forget about any of them ^_^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 06, 2020, 07:14:44 AM
Oh boy, you're doomed now, Eb.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on November 06, 2020, 03:12:35 PM
^_^
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 06, 2020, 05:22:47 PM
Ach...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 06, 2020, 08:22:47 PM
Eh, I'll live. I'm going to get scrubbed to death on another thread anyway.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 12:06:41 AM
The dust of the mansion awakes and moves.  All is silence but noise seems to belong.  Everything you see is an homage script to Enadrid himself.  And in time... Shadewn will control him.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on November 27, 2020, 01:31:39 AM
Not if Shadewn doesn't eat his veggies and drink his milk.
Look! It's an airplane! * Makes airplane noises.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 01:38:32 AM
*Beats Verdie with a BROZNIUM TAPPER POLE* :giggle: >:D  You're a good friend.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on November 27, 2020, 01:40:52 AM
Well, I'm vengeful, and you did yourself no favors.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:30:24 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:26:46 AM
They weren't either. ^-^  *Dusts off ashes and sits on throne*  I've been fair to you, girl.  Now I give you a choice.  Join me, or end up like your friends* :)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 27, 2020, 05:32:09 AM
*moans softly*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:33:38 AM
*Chuckles loudly*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Keva Strongbow on November 28, 2020, 09:51:56 PM
*Looks around bewildered*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 29, 2020, 10:52:22 PM
Same, bruh.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 30, 2020, 07:25:29 PM
*Dr. Stein appearz, und beginz makin' creaturez, und lettin' zem run intae ze noight*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Captain Wortshire on November 30, 2020, 09:27:29 PM
A Shadow has entered the topic...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 01, 2020, 12:08:39 AM
Hi, Shadow. *Hugs the Shadow*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Captain Wortshire on December 01, 2020, 01:44:15 AM
The Shadow dissipates and vanishes to a different room...
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Russa Nodrey on December 01, 2020, 04:31:39 AM
Come back, Shadow! *Runs after the Shadow with open arms*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 01, 2020, 09:29:31 AM
*Was about to say something really gross*
Now, I think I deserve a cake for my restraint. SHAAAADOOOW! CAKE PLEASE!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Verdauga on December 02, 2020, 10:40:55 PM
*A mysterious figure follows the shadow and gives it a blue, glowing disc.*
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2020, 11:09:18 PM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:30:24 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:26:46 AM
They weren't either. ^-^  *Dusts off ashes and sits on throne*  I've been fair to you, girl.  Now I give you a choice.  Join me, or end up like your friends* :)
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2020, 01:02:18 AM
UNLESS YOU HAVE A VALID REASON FOR DOING SO, STOP QUOTING THAT!!!
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 15, 2021, 05:29:17 PM
This was a fun thread.
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2021, 12:40:45 AM
@The Shadow of Korriban
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on June 19, 2021, 05:18:31 AM
Heyo!  *Dances*  Give me an amount of time and I'll make a cruddy video representing everything we love about this place. D: :3
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2021, 03:59:24 PM
Ooooo, now that sounds exciting
Title: Re: Sheevie's Haunted Mansion
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 30, 2022, 06:36:42 PM
*Bump*

Zere are tventy dead bodiez in ze bazement vho completely refuze tae lie doon und ztay dead, und demand zeir zcriptz fer Hamlet be publizhed!