Poll
Question:
What will we watch next, fellows?
Option 1: Clone wars season 7. Episodes 8-12
votes: 2
Option 2: Kronk's New Groove!
votes: 5
Option 3: The Nestle Crunch ad.
votes: 7
Option 4: Stephen Sharer's Slushie music video! (PLEASE BE KIND)
votes: 1
Option 5:
Stephen Sharer's Rocket Slide gameplay.
votes: 0
Hey guys! Come in, come in! The snacks are over in that corner, and the movie will be playing in a couple minutes.
*Takes seat*
Whats playing today?
It's called "I heard it at midnight" Oh, and we're watching it at midnight. Look at that!
*grips armrests on chair with wide eyes*
The movie will begin shortly.
*wriggles with excitement in my chair*
*Sheev plays the movie*
The Horror!!!! Its UNBEARABLE!!!
*Runs out of theater and jumps on bike to get away*
AHHHHHHH!!!! forget the bike, take the bullet train! AHHHH!!! the HORROR!!!!
Wait, come back!
*is already gone*
Here is a tip Wite, don't come when a wrinkly old guy with lightning powers calls you :P
as you can see, I already thought of that. :D
tip: always come to the glowing ball, it will only lead you into a cozy swamp. ;)
Ok guys! I'll turn off the movie. Where's the rest of the guests anyway?
I have no idea.. Seb hasn't been here for a while. where in the blazes has he gone?
Maybe he has a life :P
Heh
Quote from: Tungro on March 07, 2019, 10:47:59 PM
Maybe he has a life :P
possibly.. *strokes beard thoughtfully*
Hey guys, why don't we play hide and seek.
I can't respond, I am already hidden :P
I want to see the movie! :D
NOO! you'll be SCARED FOR LIFE!!!!!
we will see!
no you will not because you are not going to see it! ;D
i might ;D
you sound like Yoda.
*Sheev resumes the movie*
*Screen shuts off unexpectedly* It's probably just a shorted cord. I have an extra one, but first I need my flashlight.
what are you guy scared at?
AHHH!!! THE BOG MONSTER WILL GET US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bog what now?
Quiet! Do you here something?
Hear what!? *glances nervously around*
*Sheev here's strange scuffling*
Look! It's a pug scuffling on the floor!
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 12, 2019, 08:38:03 PM
*Sheev here's strange scuffling*
I don't know what is happening with you, but I
hear a pug scuffling on the floor :P
*Sheev see's a strange ominous figure out of the corner of his eye*
*strange shriek fills the air*
*Enters room* Hello?
*Gets flash light turns it on* oh look its my pug house
I found my flashlight I'll go get a new cord for the tv.
*Stumbles around in the dark* *Smashes toe into the corner of a table leg* *Echoing screams*
Quick, for a circle of defense everyone!
hey Russa you alright?
*Steps on a pried up nail, and holding in the pain*
Quote from: Kreg on March 12, 2019, 11:35:49 PM
hey Russa you alright?
*Silently dying* Yes. ^-^
*Trips over kreg's pug and hits head on table*
"OUCH!!"
*Screams in terror* There's a demon figure in the hallway!
*grabs a Crucifix* AHHHHHHHH!!!
Quick Wite, you have protection, go find out what that was!
*grabs pug and sits him on the couch* *makes popcorn* *puts it in front of Krig* (My pug)
What is that loud thumping sound!?
"EEK! There's a mouse in the house!"Spoiler
Many of you may not know that was a kids book I used to read when I was younger
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/XwWWWFR.jpg)
Quote from: Tungro on March 13, 2019, 11:35:30 AM
Quick Wite, you have protection, go find out what that was!
AHHHHHHH!!! *is horrified*
You mean HORRIFYING right. Let me take a look...
AHHHHHHHH!!! *its horrified*
*showers myself in holy water* I need all the protection I can get!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Quote from: The Witessss on March 13, 2019, 09:38:29 PM
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
What happened!? Where is everybody!? All I see is Krig...
..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............ ..........Helloooooo............
*horrifiedly stutters and backs away slowly* h-hh-he-el-llppp-ppp!
*starts to eat popcorn*
Guys, everything is gonna be ok. Here Kreg take this axe, Wite take this sword, and Tungro... take this flashlight.
thanks for the axe
Do you have extra batteries Sheev?
*Opens squeaky-hinged door* Hey guys, what's up?
EEEEKKKKKKK!
Why is everyone screaming?
EEEEKKKK! It was a squeak!
Spoiler
bad puns are so easy XD XD
ohh hey Amber want some popcorn?
Sure. *Tosses a handful of popcorn into my mouth*
AHHHHH!!! ll-ll-oo-kkk! it's-its-its the POPCORN MONSTER! AAHHHHHHHHH!H!!!
That's amber.... is that an insult!
*Gasp* Wite, how rude!
*floats down from the ceiling*
Don't worry guy's I've got the cord. *Plugs it in to the TV* Now, let the movie continue...
yay time for the movie !
AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Plays movie*
I can't stand the horror!!
*Hides under blanket*
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY MUST IT END THIS WAY?! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I want my MOMMY! MMMOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!
*Sheev notices a dark ominous figure with sharp claws and teeth out of the corner of his eye*
AHHHHHHHH!! ITS THE EXECUTIONER! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Aaaah!
*Starts making 20 buckets of popcorn*
Why?
*Reaches for popcorn and unknowingly eats Krig instead*
to ward off the executioner, obviously! AHHHHHHHH!!! HE'S HEADING THIS WAY!! NOOOOO!!
Quick, don't forget Krig!
*Grabes popcorn bowl thinking it is Krig and runs away*
*Screams*
*is too terrified to move* hh-he-ll-ppp!!!
*More screaming*
WHERES KRIG *sees tungro eating Krig* I WILL KILL YOU YOU ATE MY DOGGGGGG1!
I didn't eat him, I helped him escape!
*Shows Kreg bowl of popcorn*
*Wide eyes and stammering*
*Runs away*
*feels a cold icy hand on my shoulder* hh-eelll--llpppp!! annnnyboddyyy! help!
Oh, sorry. That was me. *Warms hands in a bowl of popcorn*
*runs after Tungro with a knife*
*Vents open, releasing strange pheromones into the air*
*Faints*
*summons Krigs brethren in front of Tungro* *Krigs Bretheren bites Tungro*
i-i-i see a light from behind that door! make a run for it!
*Trap door opens, dropping us all into a dark basement*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 16, 2019, 07:51:35 PM
*Trap door opens, dropping us all into a dark basement*
what about me and tungro?
*Echoing screams*
*Opens the jar I keep my Ghosties in.*
(https://i.postimg.cc/KYTRsJ9p/Ghosties.jpg)
How delightful!
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 16, 2019, 07:51:35 PM
*Trap door opens, dropping us all into a dark basement*
Well I just showed up so I couldn't have fallen in ;) :P
*Screams as the Ghosties fly out of the jar*
*Grabs a butterfly net*
*grabs Krig out of Tungro and summons medic pug*
*Sheev notices a strange spider that's thrice the size it should be*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 17, 2019, 08:21:07 PM
*Sheev notices a strange spider that's thrice the size it should be*
Wah! *Horrified face* Somebody squish it!
Eat it.
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 17, 2019, 08:16:11 PM
*Screams as the Ghosties fly out of the jar*
Aw, c'mon, they're cute.
AHHHHHH!! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE MUTANT SPIDERS AND GHOSTS! WHY MUST IT END THIS WAY??
Quote from: The Witessss on March 17, 2019, 08:39:43 PM
AHHHHHH!! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE MUTANT SPIDERS AND GHOSTS! WHY MUST IT END THIS WAY??
Um. How would you have it end? ;D
i would rather it not end at all yet, thank you. :laugh:
*The Ghosties hug Wites.*
*is cautious* are these nice ghosties?
Yes!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 17, 2019, 08:22:23 PM
Wah! *Horrified face* Somebody squish it!
*summons pug horse next to the spider to crush the spider* yah happy?
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2019, 09:59:02 PM
Yes!
Actually, in the drawing of the Ghosties that you posted, they were very cute. ;D
AHHHHHH! *points at a blob in the corner* its-its-its the COTTON CANDY MONSTER! NOOOO!
*krig is alive next to tungro's dead body*
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 18, 2019, 12:27:28 AM
Actually, in the drawing of the Ghosties that you posted, they were very cute. ;D
:D
Quote from: Kreg on March 18, 2019, 01:25:41 AM
*krig is alive next to tungro's dead body*
I am gone for two days and I died?
NOOOOOO!
AHHHHHHHH!! ITS THE-THE-THE---THING! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! NOOOOOOOO!
._.
That's me.
ITS-ITS HIM!
ohh hey skarzs didn't see you there.. want some popcorn?
*Snatches Kreg's popcorn* Don't mind if I do!
DON'T ANTAGONIZE THE POPCORN TROLL MONSTER! NOOOOOOO! *dives to try to prevent Sheevie from stealing popcorn offered to the troll*
I appreciate it, but popcorn gets stuck in my teeth.
oh okay still got 18 other buckets of popcorn
Quote from: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 04:17:15 PM
oh okay still got 18 other buckets of popcorn
Ooh, can I have some?
sure!!
Why thank you. *Grabs the popcorn and starts eating it by the bucket load*
7 buckets tops...
How much do I get?
4 buckets
*Eats 4 buckets*
Refill?
ughhh sure eat as much as you want *summons a lot of pugs to help me make 10,000 buckets of popcorn with no one seeing*
Um... I'm a little concerned that your pugs were making this popcorn. ;)
Trust me they are all ACF certificated :D
Quote from: Kreg on March 19, 2019, 08:15:40 PM
Trust me they are all ACF certificated :D
Trust
you. *glances down suspiciously at the popcorn*
*Shape shifts into pug* hey now we see eye to eye
Spoiler
Ah! you can shape shift?!?!
yeah if i can summon 1e+49 pugs then i think i would be able to shape shift and your seeing me shape shift right before your very eyes!
AHHHHHHHH!
*Sheevie's thoughtful ears pick up strange sounds that appear to be of a possessed cow*
Sorry, that was me. I stubbed my toe...
Here is a band-aid. *Hands a bad-aid to Russa*
Thanks! *Puts the band-aid on my toe* :D
Ha, I just realized how ironic it was that you fixed you toe since you're the Infirmary Aid.
*Hears the stairs creak ominously*
*quietly grabs a base-ball bat*
*comes down from stairs*
AHHHHH!!! *Starts battering Kreg with the bat*
*summons punching bag in front of me before sebias hits me* be more careful next time ok ::) :) ;)
Oh, it's you. *I try to hide the bat behind my back* ::)
hey need a base ball?
8WHISPERS8 sO< YOU READY TO BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND AND COLLECT ON THE INSURANCE YET OR WHAT/ ยบ-)
*drops a forearm on Ouroboros*
TAKE THAT! Fire is fun I will join you in your quest.
Anyone need flint or tinder?
I have an oxy-acetylene torch.
Oxy-what?
I have a propane and/or map gas torch if that is any better ;)
i WAS THINKING MORE OF THE bURN IT ALL TREATMENT TO BE HONEST. i DON"T SUPPOSED ANYONE HAPPENS TO HAVE AN f_!)) sUPER sABRE/
*casts spell on house so it is fireproof*
lOOK AT THIS GOVERNMENT SHILL TRYING TO STOP US COMMITTING INSURANCE FRAUD>
this is not your house sooooooo yeahhhh
We are try to get Sheev enough money to pay for all the weddings
i HOPE TO gOD YOU NEVER WORK IN A FINANCIAL INSTITUTION< 'kREG'> iNSURANCE FRAUD IS A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE WAY OF MAKING MONEY>
welll *summons* *a lot of money* i think i fine *teleports it away before anyone can take it*
uSE THAT TELEPORTATION TO GO BACK TO wASHINGTON YOU irs PLANT<
so i have to teleport all of the usa basicalyyy
i DO NOT CARE IN THE SLIGHTEST JUST GO AND MEDDLE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S FINANCIAL AFFAIRS> iHEAR THE uKRAINIAN ECONOMY IS WONDERFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR>
ehhh in will just stay here
tHEN KEEP YOUR NO$E OUT OF PLACE$ IT DOE$N'T BELONG AND $TAY OUT OF OUR WAY WHILE WE COMMIT MULTIPLE FELONIE$ IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR>
i think shev will be fine financially
iF YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT A !@ YEAR OLD IS "FINE FINANCIALLY"< YOU ARE EITHER TALKING ABOUT THE RICHEST PRETEEN ON THIS eARTH< OR YOU ARE WRONG>
/me begins siphoning gas from a nearby car.
*turns house invincible*
i DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR OVERPOWERED RULES> tHEY MEAN NOTHING>
/me plays the world's smallest violin.
*creates smaller violin*
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:44:09 PM
i DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR OVERPOWERED RULES> tHEY MEAN NOTHING>
/me plays the world's smallest violin.
you drunk, boi?
i"M ASSUMING YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE>
/me begins pouring petrol throughout the mansion>
@The Skarzs i WISH< BUT I HAVE A LECTURE AT (am TOMORROW>
bY # MONTHS> gOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE WITH # MONTHS TO GO UNTIL THEY TURN !* WHO DOESN"T DRINK> yOU"LL BE SEARCHING FOR A LONG TIME> ::)
nothing to see here
ding ding ding1 wE HAVE A WINNER< EVERYBODY1 tHE FIRST PERSON WHO RESPECTS THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE WITH LESS THAN !?$ OF A YEAR TO GO1 oUTSTANDING< HERE"S YOUR GOLD STAR>
*Sheevie's sharp eyes notice that the mansion is just about to blast off in space*
See Sheev, look at all the good we do for you!
...
We are getting you money to pay for the wedding :D
I'm sorry what?
When the mansion burns down insurance will pay you then you can use it to pay for the Palpawite wedding :D
That topic is long dead...
But now that you can pay for it, we can bring it back :D
oR YOU COULD GET A BETTER HOUSE>
i MEAN< THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED IF YOU BLAST IT INTO SPACE>
mAY AS WELL TRY TO GET SOME MONEY>
/me struggles with a Zippo.
It's not exactly my fault this thing's heading for space!
*makes mansion not able to fly to space or anywhere
wE HAD BEST ENSURE THE STRUCTURE IS BURNT DOWN COMPLETELY BEFORE THE AERODYNAMIC FORCES DESTROY IT> tHIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GAIN INSURANCE>
/me lights the zippo and throws it into a petrol drum, causing various sections of the mansion to catch fire.
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 01, 2019, 02:44:09 PM
i DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR OVERPOWERED RULES> tHEY MEAN NOTHING>
/me plays the world's smallest violin as the flames engulf the mansion.
You do not have magic powers, you have never had magic powers, and you will never have magic powers. Petrol is forever.
/me begins filling out insurance forms.
*turns back time so the house is not on fire*
Sheev do you want this house on fire?
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 12:57:24 PM
You do not have magic powers, you have never had magic powers, and you will never have magic powers. Petrol is forever.
/me continues filling out insurance forms.
(https://i.imgur.com/7qvMdCU.gif)
Well I mean....
If you burn down the mansion, you have a tonne of money and no mansion.
If you don't burn it down and let it blast into space, you have no mansion and no money.
This is the optimal scenario. He can buy a better one later.
*Summons more fire and petrol*
(OOC I literally can't win when people are like no that did not happen even though you said that it did)
If you have some sort of magic god power to turn back time and make everything indestructible i get a magic god power to ignore your magic god power. It's only fair.
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Quote from: Ouroboros on April 02, 2019, 01:07:01 PM
If you have some sort of magic god power to turn back time and make everything indestructible i get a magic god power to ignore your magic god power. It's only fair.
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well then I have a magic god power to ignore you magic god power of ignoring my magic god power so on and so forth >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Keep telling yourself that.
Keep telling YOURSELF that
/me completes the first insurance form and begins filling out the second one.
well your getting the money for Sheev's mansion
Uhh...
No.
AHI will handle all that.
A fish is going to work it out?!?!
A... fish?
What are you talking about? (http://www.americanhomeinsurance.com/about.html)
https://www.google.com/search?q=AHI&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS793US793&oq=AHI&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.840j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
(https://i.imgur.com/tY8U1ts.png)
What's your point? This has nothing to do with fish.
well this is what i got (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486721569620492293/562625464238342144/unknown.png)
your image is broken.
why?
(https://img.purch.com/w/660/aHR0cDovL3d3dy5saXZlc2NpZW5jZS5jb20vaW1hZ2VzL2kvMDAwLzA5OC81MzMvb3JpZ2luYWwvc2FsdC1zaGFrZXIuanBn)
Idk why but it doesnt work.
Sure it doesn't. Skarzs can you see the image?
What site did you upload it to? {photobucket, imgur, ect}
Discord. XD
Try this {Imgur}
(https://i.imgur.com/soqmH2Q.png)
well i won't try that cause you already are
*Sheevie's keen eyes pick up a strange scent of lava coming down the hallway*
ohh sorry that's me my pugs like lava scented shampoo
Good to know.
Lets watch the movie!
Ok. *Sheev resumes the feature*
AHHHHHHHHHHH Krig don't jump on me like that!!!
*starts running around in terror*
*throws popcorn at seb*
*Catches all the popcorn in my mouth* Yum!
*throws empty popcorn bucket at seb*
/me hands Sheev a completed insurance claim form.
Go file this. Should get you a return on this place... which should be nothing but ash and twisted steel by... about four posts time. I would suggest you start running. Enjoy the money.
/me starts a nearby Land Rover.
Please don't burn this place down...
I'm afraid it's too late for that. On the positive side, after the dust settles, you'll be able to enjoy life in a mansion estimated to be 62% larger.
/me glances at his watch and realises the fire is only two posts away from claiming the mansion.
What fire?
where?
Apparently the entire Mansion is gone now...pity.
the mansion is still here..
aaaaaaand it's gone.
Sorry to inform you of this, folks, but you're all now dead having failed to vacate the premises in time.
Can't say I envy you. Fire's rumoured to be quite a painful way to go.
Now, I'm off to go commit more insurance fraud. There's always people looking to cash in on "natural disasters," amiright?
Looking forward to Sheev's new, bigger, mansion though.
I see nothing but ash...maybe you should visit the Asylum? ;D
*teleports the ash away and summons identical mansion*
Okay, now you're just being downright rude. Sheev could have gotten a better mansion, one that was 62% larger, but oh no, you had to win, didn't you? :-|
All that effort for nothing, and now we don't even have a nice, 62% larger mansion. >8(
Well then. I guess I'll be taking that insurance form back.
/me snatches the insurance claim back from Sheev.
If we can't the 62% larger mansion, I suppose I'll just have to have it myself.
Honestly, the nerve of some people. Not even up for a good old fashioned bit of white collar crime. :-|
/me whispers to Ouroboros.
But since he's dead, he can't have done any of that...
Not my problem anymore.
/me sacrifices a goat.
Oh great and powerful Elder Insurance Salesman, creator of contracts and knocker of doors, I summon thee in my hour of need.
who says he can't have this mansion and a %62 bigger one...
The tax man.
He might be able to get away with having one multi-million dollar property under his belt, but the second that number doubles the IRS is gonna break his legs.
*Burns down second house*
But there is no second house.
I haven't bought it yet.
I am the second house.
gasp
How very unexpected!
And i am the Third house!!! :o
Uh huh...sure...
gasp
Shocking!
Terrible!
Fright
Goodness gracious!
Oh my!
HEEELLLPPPPPP!!!!!!
What?!
I think he said help.
Yeah I know.
I didn't.
Okay? I was just asking him what he needed help with.
I am just exhausted and out of ideas so I am just typing stuff, attempting to entertain you mortal lot.
Oh you're doing just fine. :laugh:
face
So what's playing tonight in the Haunted Mansion?
let's find out
SHEEVE!!!!!
SHEVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
ZEY'RE COMIN' TAE GET YE, ZHEEV!
Vot aboot, Gremlinz 2: Ze Nev Batch? Tiz major, und funny tae boot!
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-30-2016/FLo_RS.gif)
Wow! That think almost made me jump out of my skin!
where is the new mansion?
What new mansion?
#1 In front of you I believe...
#2 Frosty the Snowman.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not so sure we should let the children see that movie. We don't want anyone to have nightmares.
Lets watch Polar Express instead!
Or Lord of the Rings!!!
/me eats the mansion so all of the events that take place there also take place within my stomach.
Let's watch The Call of Cthuhlu. Never watched it, but the short story was good, and the cosmic horror should be family friendly! ;D
How many times have you eaten me!!!!
I didn't eat you though! I ate the mansion, you just happened to be in the mansion...
Let's watch the little mermaid
Or we could watch the Hobbit!
we could watch board of the rings
Or we could watch!! Anne of Greene Gables!! ;D
Or maybe we could just watch the sun rise. ;D
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 27, 2019, 03:01:27 AM
Or maybe we could just watch the sun rise. ;D
Haha! :laugh:
The sun never rises in my digestive system! ;D
Oh doesn't it? *Uses the Tesseract to teleport the sun into Del's tumtum*
/me feels warmer.
Thank you for that Sheev!
Eew.
hey anyone want to get out of Del's stomach?
also how big is del to eat the whole mansion in one gulp?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 27, 2019, 02:59:19 AM
Or we could watch!! Anne of Greene Gables!! ;D
I think I'd rather watch paint dry.
Or we could watch the HTTYD and Kung Fu Panda movies. ;D
Very well. *click, click*
Where's the movie!? *Starts tapping fingers impatiently*
Del, how can you watch a movie if the movie is being watched in your stomach?
No, but I can hear it decently. The vibrations feel rather strange too.
...I don't think I want in...
Also Kreg, he's probably as big as he has to be to do his eating. Redwall proportions were always aonky- it's fitting that the forum ones are too!
What. Are. We. Watching?
Endgame
AWESOME! *Starts dancing around* ;D :D :laugh: ^-^ :)
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Well actually i'm watching Del's bloated belly glow from the sun and vibrate the Avengers theme...
Lol. :laugh:
Great
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 30, 2019, 08:12:06 PM
Well actually i'm watching Del's bloated belly glow from the sun and vibrate the Avengers theme...
If you'd like I could rip a hole through Del so you could see the movie... ;D
I'm not sure...
If you're strong enough
Pfft! That wouldn't be a problem at all! (Though I wouldn't want to hurt poor Del...)
Nay need tae! *Ze Gutburzter from ze Alien moviez vaz in ze manzion avready, und zae it burztz oot o' Delthion, bringin' ze manzion along viz it; Delthion in ze procezz diez*
AAAHHHHHH!!! *Runs around in panic* I didn't mean it, Del!!!
That escalated quickly
Nae tae mention ze Alien creature vill be fully-grovn in a zhort vhoile und 'ungry...
*Gulp* *Pushes Grey toward the monster* Here! Take him!
Well... it's a haunted mansion, right?
*Whips out that epic suit Ellen Riply used to kill aliens with*
Don't worry Sheev I shall protect your mansion and avenge the cannibal!
*Grabs Captain America's shield* I might as well help. After all, "I could do this all day." ;D
Captain America is probably one of my least favorite heroes... Lucky for him Bucky counts as a hero...
I agree so completely and utterly. I thought I was the only one that hated Bucky and Captain America! ;D
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:24:06 PM
Captain America is probably one of my least favorite heroes...
*Gasp* You sinner! :P
Quote from: Delthion on May 01, 2019, 08:24:47 PM
I agree so completely and utterly. I thought I was the only one! ;D
You too!
*Shrugs* I just find him a little... I don't know... I mean I don't hate Cap...
But Bucky...
I hope Rocket stole his arm...
(http://accessions.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/8c4b8834f12966c410ac98e04f7b7a3e.jpg)
Delthion, please eat that thing
I agree that Bucky wasn't that amazing...
*Puts on ant-mans suit*
*Picks up Mjonir*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 02, 2019, 07:31:48 PM
*Picks up Mjonir*
You can't! You're not worthy! Me on the other hand...I could definitely pick it up. I'm as worthy as worthy can be. ::)
But what about me makes me unworthy??
Also Hela broke it and do you think she's worthy?
Darling... you have no idea what's possible.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 03, 2019, 08:07:21 PM
But what about me makes me unworthy??
You are too good at reviewing and one day your head will swell with too much pride at the fact? ::) :P
Er- nope.
Okay, that wasn't a very good example... ;D Hmm...Maybe because...you...er...um... (I just love talking myself into corners) :P
I love making you do that.
*Mumbles darkly*
*not lightly shouts*
*Grumbles*
Hush, the movie is starting. *Barney's Adventure Bus starts playing*
Beauty in its purest form
*This* show? What is this show?
Like really, what is it XD?
"Barney, America's favorite purple dinosaur, and his young friends share adventures featuring songs, dances and games that make learning fun."
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 05, 2019, 09:41:47 PM
"Barney, America's favorite purple dinosaur, and his young friends share adventures featuring songs, dances and games that make learning fun."
Oh.... I'm not too big into learning soooo... ;D
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSe6aW0bzBfLJA6q14wygOPSJ70V66uLHQ30hd-BbvdmdcuShIckx8i38)
AAAAHHHH!! The horror!
*Feeds Seb to Barney*
*Puts another mark on a sheet of paper* Eaten once again... *Sigh*
Learn about stomach acids! The fun way- wiiiiiith BARNEY!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 10, 2019, 03:09:03 PM
Learn about stomach acids! The fun way- wiiiiiith BARNEY!
I already know so much about them that it hurts. (Literally)
*Rescues Seb*
See @Witesss parents? We're not mean to each other ever. And when we torture each other it's just for fun!
*Hugs Sebbi*
*Pats Grey on the head* Yes, @Witessss Parents , we were just kidding!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:32:38 PM
Delthion, please eat that thing
Ze creature'z blood vid melt roight trough 'im...
:D
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 12, 2019, 04:14:35 AM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 01, 2019, 08:32:38 PM
Delthion, please eat that thing
Ze creature'z blood vid melt roight trough 'im...
*Jaw drops open* Now I need to try to erase that image out of brain...
Nah, Del's digestive juices are too strong! Tell him Sebias- are you not painfully familiar with them?
Bezoidez, ziz vid juzt 'appen again:
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 15, 2019, 07:57:20 PM
Nah, Del's digestive juices are too strong! Tell him Sebias- are you not painfully familiar with them?
Oh yes. *Shudders* I'm quite familiar with them.
See, easy victory.
So now that the monster has been dealt with... Who wants to watch... shazam? Detective Pikahu?
?
You pick a movie!
Hmm... "The Story of a Genius"? : the tale of Sebias. ;D
A story about one idiot's big-headedness leading him into trouble which finally results in his eternally residing under Grey? Sure!
lets watch detective Pikachu!
Not a bad idea. I'm up for it.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 21, 2019, 04:56:05 AM
A story about one idiot's big-headedness leading him into trouble which finally results in his eternally residing under Grey? Sure!
Pfft! You obviously have never seen it before... :P
I have- a dozen times. The only good part is the ending where the *real* protagonist sits on him.
But we're watching Detective Pikachu now.
Nyet! Zat'z loike ze ztupid Live-Action Scooby-Doo moviez! Let uz vatch zummat better. Ve could vatch Land O' Ze Dead, a George A. Romero film!
I have never heard of that guy...
'ave ye zeen Night O' Ze Living Dead? Zat vaz by 'im.
Nope, not much of a horror coneiseur
*raisez hand* I watched detective pikachu and avengers endgame.
Did you like Endgame?
They killed off some people, but other than that, yeah, It was awesome.
I thought so too.
So what if people died?
I went on a homicidal rage in forum games, but who cares!
Well... I did... Because it hurt...
*is confused* but i only killed guests!
I'm a guest sometimes. Like every day. Two seconds before I log in...
...
So yeah. I now have a bullet hole in my sandal...
*Lookz oot ze door* It appearz zat ze Teletubbiez are comin'! Ve moight vant tae varn ze local authoritiez und prepare tae defend againzt zem! *Hovlz*
*pulls out a stockless ak47 and a scimitar* BRING IT BOI!!
*Has a panic attack and hides in a dumpster*
*tips over the dumpster* GET UP AN' FIGHT!
*Grabs a nearby bucket and scoops up some Dumpster JuiceTM* Who are we fighting?
teletubbies.
*Suppresses a scream* I'm gonna need a bigger bucket.
I have a great many weapons.
Good.
*Fills a large cauldron with Dumpster JuiceTM*
*begins shooting teletubbies while laughing maniacally and stabbing them.*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
Heheh.
*Empties the cauldron of Dumpster JuiceTM over a group of Teletubbies*
*runs out of bullets and puls out a hatchet*
DIE SPACESHIP!
*Dropz zree 'eavy brickz on LaLa'z 'ead, und zen zrovz zpam at zaid televizion zingy, aftervhich hovlin'*
* takes the life of many teletubbies*
*Grabs a cutlass* Har har! Let's get 'em!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT! *goes back to back with seb, using my scimitar with deadly accuracy.*
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! *Swings sword* Leave us alone, teletubbies!
*pulls out minigun*
CONTAAACT!!!! *empties minigun, destroying a huge wave of the evil demons*
*Splashes Dumpster JuiceTM on the creepy sun child*
*Does a rambo scream, while emptying pistols*
*Pulls out his deputy pistols*
Aaaaaaaaaaaattttttaaaaackkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a teletubby asks,
"Hey, aren't you that doctor guy?"
I HATE YOU TELETUBBY!
*continues shooting minigun.*
*Randomly joins the fray with ballistic missile* "HEAVE HO"
*Starts throwing dynamite everywhere*
"Are you actually hitting anything?" ;D
They are motion activated.
Ah, I see. ;D
Take that, Teletubbies! (And all of you who accidentally stepped on dynamite)
I didn't.
*Gasp* DYNAMITE!?
Yes. It is deadly to teletubbies (and all of you suckers who stepped on it)
THE TELETUBBIES WILL FALL :laugh:
Revive! Now folks, this time I am playing Hobo's Delight!
*Pulls out popcorn*
Several hobos are delighted.
*Starts the picture*
What's Hobos delight?
It's what you get when you try to make turkish delight, but you're all out of half the ingredients and have to use unusual substitutes.
o
*Zecretly zvitchez ze movie viz Land O' Ze Dead*
*Secretly switches the movie to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.*
*Secretly switches the movie to Barney's Adventure Bus*
*Secretly switches it to the Fellowship of the Ring*
*Secretly switches it to the Mine Song*
*Switches it to Jurassic world*
*Switches to Seven Brides for Seven Brothers*
*Runs out of random movies*
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 18, 2019, 12:42:16 AM
*Runs out of random movies*
*Hands Jack a list of Lord of the Ring movies* ;D
*the TV is broken*
*Screams*
Time for plan B.
Pulls out Xbox
Ya'll wana play fortnite?
Sure
VICTORY ROYALE NUMBER ONE!
*Does orange justice*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Play League of Legends :)
*Quietly plays checkers with myself*
lets play Smash bros ultimate ^-^
Lets play Total War: Shogun 2 ;)
Sure
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 21, 2019, 04:26:11 PM
*Quietly plays checkers with myself*
*Stands by the other side of the checker board* mind if I join u? ;)
Let uz play ze Yugioh card game! Tiz toime tae duel!
*cries in a corner*
DIE SPACESHIP
*Pulls out the ol' fashioned board games* *Sets up chess*
*Turnz ze piecez intae Doctor Vho chezz piecez, zen ze Dalekz appear*
Ahem! *Turns them into lotr game pieces* "The board is set, the pieces are moving..."
Thats from harry potter.
*Use the forum members as my chess pieces*
*Is the King*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 22, 2019, 12:38:03 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 21, 2019, 04:26:11 PM
*Quietly plays checkers with myself*
*Stands by the other side of the checker board* mind if I join u? ;)
Not at all. *Resets the pieces*
*Checkmates Jack the King*
*yeats away from the game*
New poll folks!
Voted.
*A Boat zailz intae ze topic*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/OYD8VahjsMMSc/giphy.gif)
How very unexpected.
*is eating the remains of the teletubbies*
These taste good...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2019, 08:48:27 PM
Ahem! *Turns them into lotr game pieces* "The board is set, the pieces are moving..."
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 23, 2019, 03:44:27 AM
Thats from harry potter.
I was pretty sure Gandalf said that to Pippin in RotK.... *Shrugs*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 25, 2019, 09:08:25 PM
*A Boat zailz intae ze topic*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/OYD8VahjsMMSc/giphy.gif)
Um...Good job. ;D
*Prepares to learn about Dairy Queen*
*Leans back in reclining chair* Hmm haven't seen this before :D
*Launches the thriller*
*Peeves from Harry Potter appearz und beginz cauzin' mizchief*
How dreadful! To whom shall we call?
What happened to burning this place to the ground?
*Pulls out a awesome movie* Can anyone guess what this is? ;D
*Gathp* Is it Jay Jay the Jet Plane?!
Who who the what what?
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/209/jayjay.jpg)
I literally know nothing about it except that it looks like it would inhabit my darkest nightmares.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So this is why the mansion is haunted...
help
^-^
Wut de hel is dat
Something. A monster. A plane/human hybrid.
I dont get it...
It's Jay Jay (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Jay_the_Jet_Plane). He's the reason we have an air force.
That is horrific.
Indeed, an abomination. *Meltz it dovn viz acid, und zen putz in ze movie- Killer Klownz From Ooter Zpace* Anybeazt zeen zat vone yet?
Nope, but it sounds thrilling.
Quote from: Tungro on July 18, 2019, 12:27:56 PM
What happened to burning this place to the ground?
Let's do it! *grabs flint and steel* While everyone's inside or do we give them a chance to leave?
Stop. *Sheev resumes the Dairy Queen documentary*
We haven't even started. (yet)
We have I believe. Anyhoo, it's stunning how much effort the elders of Dairy Queen put into there business.
I'm pretty sure we're talking about different things.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on September 29, 2019, 01:31:23 AM
We have I believe. Anyhoo, it's stunning how much effort the elders of Dairy Queen put into there business.
IKR?
What is Dairy Queen?
"Dairy Queen (DQ) is an American chain of soft serve ice cream and fast-food restaurants owned by International Dairy Queen, Inc., a subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway. International Dairy Queen, Inc., also owns Orange Julius and Karmelkorn." ~ Wikipedia.
I see. And... what does it have to do with the current situation?
We're currently watching a thrilling but chilling documentary about the inner workings of this respected food chain.
I see.
*Halfway through the feature, out of the corner of his eye, Sheev notices something rush past him at speeds unable to figure through vision. Sheev stills the tellie screen with his TV wand*
I believe I've just seen a mass of half solid matter in that dim lit hallway to our right, pals.
Is it edible matter?
Of course it is!
Oh, sorry...it's just me. *Creeps away*
I have the knowledge to understand that my eyes and ears are seeing and hearing the actual creature's motionless relocation inside that closet. I'll take a peek. *As Sheev increases the doorways' width, a snow-white ghost pounces on him. Sheev sends a powerful strike of Force lightning at his attacker, causing it to poof into powdered sugar*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on October 18, 2019, 03:24:39 AM
I have the knowledge to understand that my eyes and ears are seeing and hearing the actual creature's motionless relocation inside that closet. I'll take a peek. *As Sheev increases the doorways' width, a snow-white ghost pounces on him. Sheev sends a powerful strike of Force lightning at his attacker, causing it to poof into powdered sugar*
Force lightning is a sith-only skill...
I am a Sith. And Sith aren't the only ones who use Force lightning. Going back to the Last Jedi, you can see Snoke use it briefly on his jellybelly apprentice. Snoke was a darkside user, not a Sith.
*Has never seen that last Jedi.*
....
....
*Nope. Still doesn't believe it's canon.*
The people who use the dark side of the force are generally called 'sith'.
What are we watching again? :D
We were watching Sheev get pounced upon by napstablook a white sheet ghost.
We're viewing the Dairy Queen documentary. I stilled the tellie screen earlier for obvious reasons. Now we resume. *Sheev resumes the feature*
Seriously, it would have been better if you just left the ghost as a ghost. Sugar attracts ants and this isn't New Zealand so the ants probably bite.
Well, the ants I've encountered have never bitten me.
Lucky you. Still, even without the violence, ants smell worse than ghosts.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 20, 2019, 08:40:54 AM
Seriously, it would have been better if you just left the ghost as a ghost. Sugar attracts ants and this isn't New Zealand so the ants probably bite.
Ehhh, it depends upon the ants. The ants here won't bite unless they're agitated. This is also the Cellars. Sugar won't last long.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 21, 2019, 12:53:06 AM
Lucky you. Still, even without the violence, ants smell worse than ghosts.
I cannot imagine you smelling ants.
Quote from: Verdauga link=topic=10856.msg691821#msg691821 date=1571432791
*Nope. Still doesn't believe it's canon.*
The people who use the dark side of the force are generally called 'sith'.
Forgive my dim eyes, for they failed to capture this large suburb of your reply.
The inquisitors were dark side users, dispatched for various purposes from my person, in the tender, grand years of my Galactic Empire. The point is, they were not at all Sith.
My mind says that it's easier to use the dark side alone without becoming a fully trained Sith. For to star in that order you would have to let go of everything you had ever loved. I suppose one might think they would fare better with that aspect of the Force and nothing else. Bound by no chains, controlled by no strings. As for the point of this paragraph, I do believe the dark side of the Force is used by more than just the Sith up to this day.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 21, 2019, 04:45:30 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 20, 2019, 08:40:54 AM
Seriously, it would have been better if you just left the ghost as a ghost. Sugar attracts ants and this isn't New Zealand so the ants probably bite.
Ehhh, it depends upon the ants. The ants here won't bite unless they're agitated. This is also the Cellars. Sugar won't last long.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 21, 2019, 12:53:06 AM
Lucky you. Still, even without the violence, ants smell worse than ghosts.
I cannot imagine you smelling ants.
You don't need to actively smell them, your senses just pick it up. It's a seriously irritating smell. (It's a mansion so the floors are fancy enough to have carpet. Sugar sticks to carpet and doesn't come out)
*Around thirty minutes pass. The film becomes very thrilling. Sheev pauses the feature* Hmm, where's the music box that's making that playful, but chilling tune located?
It's the Dairy Queen theme song.
I don't think so. *Sheev walks over to the local hallway and peeks through. Hmm, care to follow me, pals?
*Opens the curtains and stares at the neighboring Dairy-Queen.*
*Jumps past Verdauga, out the window, to get some Dairy-Queen.*
*Watches Kade jump out the window, past Verdauga, to get some Dairy-Queen*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2019, 06:05:01 PM
*Jumps past Verdauga, out the window, to get some Dairy-Queen.*
Papyrus? Anyway....
*Walks out the side door to get some Dairy Queen for myself.*
*has no idea what Dairy Queen is*
*joins Ebantu in her confusion*
It's an ice cream place, basically.
Oh.
*The music box increases it's volume* I'm spooked. Anyone wanna go stop that eerie tune from playing?
Sure. *Stops the eerie tune from playing*
Apparently, based on the question and reaction. Man, I want a blizzard now.
After work, you can, I suppose....
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 05, 2019, 05:11:20 PM
Sure. *Stops the eerie tune from playing*
Can we talk about how easily this happened?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 07:15:24 PM
After work, you can, I suppose....
I guess, but I want one NOW
*Sheev looks to the right of him and sees a figure. He walks to the room from which this figure lurks. It appears to be a mannequin*
I hope they keep their stores in tip top shape.
Tip Top is the best of the not-hugely-fancy ice cream brands. The best is probably Kapiti. However, the queen of dairy is undoubtedly Fonterra.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 07:15:24 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 05, 2019, 05:11:20 PM
Sure. *Stops the eerie tune from playing*
Can we talk about how easily this happened?
I just unplugged the speakers.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 06:00:14 AM
Tip Top is the best of the not-hugely-fancy ice cream brands. The best is probably Kapiti. However, the queen of dairy is undoubtedly Fonterra.
I don't know anything about the last two, but I've had a Jelly Tip. :P
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2019, 06:40:23 PM
I don't know anything about the last two, but I've had a Jelly Tip. :P
That sounds... odd....
*The mannequin has moved*
(https://www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/jelly-tips.jpg)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 06:00:14 AM
Tip Top is the best of the not-hugely-fancy ice cream brands. The best is probably Kapiti. However, the queen of dairy is undoubtedly Fonterra.
Definitely better than that 'luxury' one on The Apprentice.
*The mannequin starts walking toward Sheev and his pals* *Yelp*
Hi, Linda. *Waves at the mannequin*
Quiet now.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 06, 2019, 07:10:58 PM
Hi, Linda. *Waves at the mannequin*
I thought it was Sophisticated Sarah.
*Hands some money over to the mannequin.*
Okay. I WANT YOU TO GO OVER TO THE DAIRY QUEEN, OKAY? AND GET ME A BLIZZARD! GOT IT? GOOD!
*Pushes mannequin oit the front door.*
*The mannequin turns around and pounces on Verdauga*
Oh no.
*Embeds Thomasbane in the mannequins chest and holds it at arms' length.*
I gave you twenty bucks! You can get something for yourself! Now Shoo!
*Linda walks over to DQ and orders a water*
*Time passes* *The film is now over* Hmm, what to watch next?
The Hobbit.
*Looks out the window and sees Linda hop in a car and speed away.* Verdauga, I think the mannequin stole your money... uh, did you ever remove Thomasbane from its chest?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 06, 2019, 07:34:38 PM
*Time passes* *The film is now over* Hmm, what to watch next?
This.
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 07:45:45 PM
*Looks out the window and sees Linda hop in a car and speed away.* Verdauga, I think the mannequin stole your money... uh, did you ever remove Thomasbane from its chest?
*Looks at hand.*
*Looks at the rapidly-fleeing vehicle.*
*Looks back at hand.*
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rubs hands in satisfaction*
Does that carry over to other threads as well?
Does what? My magically--summon-able cleaver being stolen by an animate clothes rack?
In all honesty, I have no idea.
Quote from: Booklover on December 06, 2019, 07:36:15 PM
The Hobbit.
Exactly! Agreed! What she said!
*Summons hammer* Stop that car!
*Flips open cellphone and dials a number.*
There's a kill switch on the car. I'll be fine. Dunno why it was so urgent, but okay.
Why do we need to watch a movie anyway? Shouldn't we be exploring the haunted mansion?
We could watch a horror movie.
I dunno, that Ponyo trailer is sounding more and more appealing.
Chicken Run
The Hobbit.
Is this an okay place to tell Booklover that I ignore a lot of the mentions I get?
No.
Oh.....well, now you know, for better or for worse, that I won't reply in '"A Jailed Verdauga"'.
Why not?
Because I don't want to just yet.
If only we could rename every single topic to "A Jailed Verdauga".
Well, you could, if you could get the mods to do it, but then I would post in the topics, so what would have been the point?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 05:50:44 PM
Oh.....well, now you know, for better or for worse, that I won't reply in '"A Jailed Verdauga"'.
You said that you wouldn't reply to them. So if we renamed them, you'd either have to never post again or be a liar.
Incorrect, simply because the renamed topics would still be those topics under a different name. "A rose by any other name" and all that. However, the topic originally titled '"A Jailed Verdauga"' Is that from the onset, and I would not reply to that topic.
Eventually it would confuse you, though.
I'm already confused.
So are we all.
Yeah. Let's explore this place already.
*Comes back with ice cream cone.* Ok, I'm ready to explore! *Walks in a random direction.*
*Sheev leads the squad* The first attraction is the hallway.
*walks into hallway* It doesn't look particularly unusual to me.
Probably has traps or something. I'd be careful if I were you.
*Loads the Chicago Typewriter.*
We don't have much to worry about.
Knowing Sheev, I'm sure you're mistaken.
Really? I mean, I got a hundred-round drum here.....
What's this red button on the wall for?
Is that the red button that says 'teleporter: not for Verdauga's use'? Oh wait, that's black. Never mind.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on December 13, 2019, 06:44:12 PM
What's this red button on the wall for?
Hmm... Let's see. D-A-N-G-E-R... D-O-N-'T... P-R-E-S-S... I think it says "This button is fun, if you press it, it will show you something very cool."
Fascinating. *presses red button*
*Gasps in admiration at Teer's daring nature and waits for something to happen.*
Quote from: Booklover on December 13, 2019, 06:52:06 PM
Is that the red button that says 'teleporter: not for Verdauga's use'? Oh wait, that's black. Never mind.
What do I even
NEED a button for? I gots magic.
*Teleports out of the way of whatever might happen.*
*The entire hall floor lowers into a basement* *Puppets attack*
*grabs puppet by the hair* Oh, hello, Chester. Please call your hordes off. *Lord Chester doesn't call his hordes off* Well, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this but... *scoops all puppets up and throws them in the underground pond*
*Teleports in.*
Don't worry, I'll sav--
....
....
Hmmmmm.....
*Teleports back out.*
For a haunted mansion, I feel this should be a tad more terrifying.
BOO!
*Passes out from sheer terror.*
*Wakes back up.* Are all the puppet things gone?
*finlly locates Sheev*
THERE YOU ARE
*kicks Sheev through a wall*
Yikes. And I thought I got violent.
Well, that wall should have come out a long time ago. It really opens up the room.
Yeah, we have so much more space now for activities!
*Lightsaber does the job*
I respect that effort.
I wish I could see the video....(later.)
a wild Admin Dan appears! What do you choose to do?
*Uses confusion on wild Admin Dan.*
Have you heard that Sebias is a baby now? We call him widdle baby Seb. He likes having his tummy tickled.
*Waits to see if it was effective.*
Admin Dan is Dark type and immune to Psychic type moves.
Does anybody care that it's page 42? ...... never mind, don't answer, I think I know what it is.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on January 11, 2020, 05:45:47 AM
Admin Dan is Dark type and immune to Psychic type moves.
Hah!
.....
....well, I'm out of ideas.
I don't play Pokemon, never have, so I can't help.
*Runs*
Why?
No idea, but running is fun. *also runs*
:laugh:
*A large creature from the depths of the mansion emerges*
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on January 11, 2020, 05:45:47 AM
Admin Dan is Dark type and immune to Psychic type moves.
I'm a fighting type. Naturally ;D
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 12, 2020, 05:46:34 AM
*A large creature from the depths of the mansion emerges*
Is said large creature vaguely in the shape of a potato?
I'll take that as a yes.
All creatures are vaguely in the shape of a potato that has existed at some point in time (including the future). All it needs is a slightly warped definition of vaguely and a knife to shape out the shapes that aren't naturally a potato shape (and potatoes can grow very weird).
*The Hobbit (Hand Drawn Version) plays*
Well... I guess I can watch this. *Begins watching this.*
*After a third of the feature is consumed, a demonic kind of laughter can be heard beneath the foot pustules of the viewers*
*Stamps on the floor.*
'OY!! Quiet down there! I'm watchin' a movie!
*A hand emerges from beneath the floor and pulls Verdauga down*
Hey, um, guys? I know he's *gestures down* already doing this, but can you give me a hand?
*Plops a hand detached from a bod in the midst of Verdauga's phalanges*
Oh, thanks! High five! *High fives the disembodied hand.*
So uh, who'd you palm this off of? Did you get the five-fingered discount?. Anyway, this at least proves one thing; when it comes to amputation, you definitely aren't all thumbs. *tries to shake off the hand on my leg.* man, this guy's really flooring me. If he's the police,he might be trying to awrist me for all these hand puns. Guess you can't escape the long arm of the law, r-r-right?
*Is now holding onto the floorboards.*
W-w-w-well, guess I better knuckle under and--
*Disappears through the hole in the floor.*
*Doesn't try to help in the slightest.*
You deserve something worse than death for that, Verdauga.
Mm.
*Has been asleep on the floor this entire time*
THE TEACHER IS DEAD *Begins panicking.*
*Snores loudly*
*Calls from the floor below.
...Is no one going to help me...?
Quote from: Verdauga on January 24, 2020, 01:37:18 AM
Oh, thanks! High five! *High fives the disembodied hand.*
So uh, who'd you palm this off of? Did you get the five-fingered discount?. Anyway, this at least proves one thing; when it comes to amputation, you definitely aren't all thumbs. *tries to shake off the hand on my leg.* man, this guy's really flooring me. If he's the police,he might be trying to awrist me for all these hand puns. Guess you can't escape the long arm of the law, r-r-right?
*Is now holding onto the floorboards.*
W-w-w-well, guess I better knuckle under and--
*Disappears through the hole in the floor.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 08:03:57 AM
You deserve something worse than death for that, Verdauga.
I agree. Hold on, I'll discipline him.
*pulls Verdauga out of hole in the floor by his fur, then holds up a mirror*
Trust me, this is only the beginning. Apologise now or I'll really hand it to you.
Oh thank you, dearest! Oh-- *Looks at the mirror.*
Yikes. that's just horrible.
*Takes the mirror, grabs a comb, and combs myself into a less scraggly state.*
Thanks, love. so..... *glances at the mirror.* ....What do you want me to reflect on?
I see, Verdauga is the sort of person who gets out a sketchbook and pencil when asked to draw the curtains.
What? sketch out the curtains? what, are you mad? This is a haunted mansion, not a horror movie. I won't show you my "art".
BOO!
-klover. Hi.
Also AAAHHHH!
It was funny when the choir booklets had AAAAAAH! written in, and I always thought of it as screaming, instead of singing 'ah' (it wasn't my part, thankfully).
Can you imagine, though? Imagine the rest of the choir singing, and suddenly somebody just screams? THAT would be perfect. :laugh:
It's probably happened... somewhere.
You're in a choir, Kade. Has it ever happened to you?
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 04:21:40 PM
Can you imagine, though? Imagine the rest of the choir singing, and suddenly somebody just screams? THAT would be perfect. :laugh:
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Quote from: Booklover on January 30, 2020, 05:05:01 PM
You're in a choir, Kade. Has it ever happened to you?
Sadly no. There
have been two instances, though, of people passing out mid-performance. One of this was in a large, hundred person choir. I was in the back left and a girl down in the bottom right passed out, and when she fell her sheet music went flying and made a cloud of paper that shot up into the air. It was quite a sight.
*Dusts self off and grabs a rope.*
You know, I think after using puns so much, I'm rising to new levels.
That doesn't even work.
*Sighs.*
*Points to the hole in the floor.*
Basement. First floor.
Astounding. Absolutely astounding (alluding to the alliteration, of course).
Quote from: Verdauga on January 30, 2020, 07:07:26 PM
*Sighs.*
*Points to the hole in the floor.*
Basement. First floor.
Still nah.
*is reading The Two Towers*
*Claps.*
This film is quite enjoyable.
It's certainly something. :laugh:
*Zcreamin' can be 'eard from ze bloke boarded up in ze vall* Ah vonder vezer ve zhould get 'im oot o' zere...
*doesn't look up from the pages of The Two Towers* Who's boarded up in the wall? And why?
It's Billy. Leave him in there.
*still doesn't look up* Why is he in the wall?
Y'all, this hand drawn style of The Hobbit was not only grueling to the hands, it also did not produce that lovely cartoon appearance. I believe it had no valid reason to appear in cinemas.
Okay. How about Ponyo but the full movie rather than just the trailer?
The poll does not like that idea.
Stuff the poll. Let's watch Ponyo.
We've been watching this movie for weeks.
Hence why we should watch Ponyo.
*Plays ponyo*
HaAaAam!
*is watching screen intently*
*Is intently screening watch.*
*Is intently sleeping.*
Impressive. I didn't know it was possible to sleep intently.
*Mumbles in his intent sleep.* Ya just gotta put yer heart into it.....
*Ze Gremlinz appear, und change it tae Znov Vhoite Und Ze Zeven Dvarvez*
Ach... at leazt tiz nae Tvilight...Ach again...
*Beginz gazerin' ac copies o' ze Tvilight zeriez (boz bookz und moviez) und proceedz tae zet zem aflame*
*Casually opens the curtains to let in the sunlight* ^-^
*Squints.*
Sheev, did you shut the lights off or something?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 18, 2020, 02:17:55 PM
*Casually opens the curtains to let in the sunlight* ^-^
It's 3:00 AM.
It's 8:30 P.M here, and still light.
It's 11:50am, and somehow not raining even though it's Britain.
*Wakes up with a start.* WHERE'S THE POPCORN?!?!
*Nervously swallows the last of the popcorn.*
P-popcorn?
*Approaches Verdauga, whipping out enchanted fork.* Popcorn?
Popcorn?
*Stops and tilts his head.* Popcorn! Popcorn popcorn?
*Nods saliently.*
Popcorn popcorn.
*Nods at Verdauga's words thoughtfully.* Hmmm, popcorn. *Then lays down and goes back to sleep.*
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
No. Puffalo. Lass's sister's border collie.
Pupcorn!
On anozer note, let uz vatch Land O' Ze Dead! Tiz a major vone!
I refuse. Let's watch Maleficent 2.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 24, 2020, 12:26:24 AM
Pupcorn!
On anozer note, let uz vatch Land O' Ze Dead! Tiz a major vone!
I agree with this.
*Haunts the mansion.*
*Notices something is amiss.* You know, I haven't heard Verdauga's screams for a bit now. I wonder how he's doing.
Who wants to watch the Goosebumps TV show from the 90s?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 24, 2020, 12:26:24 AM
Pupcorn!
On anozer note, let uz vatch Land O' Ze Dead! Tiz a major vone!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 03:06:20 PM
*Notices something is amiss.* You know, I haven't heard Verdauga's screams for a bit now. I wonder how he's doing.
You can volunteer as tribute to go and find him, if you want.
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*Plays episode one of the Goosebumps show from the 90s*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 08:49:53 PM
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*Passes out from fright, falling on... somebody.*
*Kade falls on me, as it looks something like this.
Spoiler
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Once again, you've made me laugh while at work. I applaud your ability.
Glad I could help. :D
*The mansion quakes. Spirits can be heard moaning*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 08:49:53 PM
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Is that you, Verdauga?
You recovered pretty quickly.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 09:05:37 PM
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*Passes out from fright, falling on... somebody.*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 09:21:09 PM
*Kade falls on me, as it looks something like this.
Spoiler
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Finally, you squashed someone other than me.
*Is asleep*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:25:30 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 09:05:37 PM
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*Passes out from fright, falling on... somebody.*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 09:21:09 PM
*Kade falls on me, as it looks something like this.
Spoiler
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Finally, you squashed someone other than me.
I have no memories of squishing you. Why would I do that?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 25, 2020, 01:31:29 PM
*Is asleep*
Russa died! Again!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 03:41:00 AM
You recovered pretty quickly.
You immaterialised me. I simply brought my blechtoplasm into this topic.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 03:20:36 PM
Russa died! Again!
RIP in peace. Ave atque vale, Russa. Hail and farewell.
*966 puppets burst through the doors* *The puppets begin consuming everything*
*Blasts the puppets with dual magical utensils.* Can't you let Russa be dead in peace?
*The puppets begin consuming Kade and Russa*
*Consumes the puppets instead.* Yeah no.
*The puppets consume Kade instead* Yes.
*The surrounding puppets have all been consumed.* I didn't really enjoy that. I'll just blast the rest. *Begins firing acid bolts at the rest of the puppets.*
*A granite slab crashes through the roof of the mansion* *950 puppets are released from the previously mentioned granite slab*
*begins shooting puppets*
Good idea. *Continues firing acid bolts.* Kinda sucks that we're missing that TV show, though.
Mm hm. Bother Sheev! Why does he have to always interrupt things?
*The puppets consume the tellie*
*shoots the puppets*
What with?
Arrows.
Quote from: Delthion on April 26, 2019, 07:04:33 PM
/me eats the mansion so all of the events that take place there also take place within my stomach.
*The mansion is destroyed* *Courtesy of the puppets* *The puppets begin to devour Delthion from the inside*
*Sighs*
I really can't haunt anything in peace, can I?
*Begins cleaving through the puppets.*
Wow, that ghost looks, acts, and sounds suspiciously like Verdauga.
No, this is patrick.
What.
Literally don't worry about it -_-
To be fair I'm rarely something to worry about here.
So... I guess we won.
... Apurrently...
Nya?
Nya.
Nya nyaaaaaa....
Boys are strange creatures.
As are girls ^-^
True. I think humans in general are pretty strange. :laugh:
Yeah... yeah, that's exceedingly true.
I can be very wise at times.
Oh?
Hey! :laugh:
^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 05:17:04 AM
Boys are strange creatures.
People are
awesome creatures in general.
Indeed.
BOO!
Oh no we're all going to be eaten by Kade how sad see you in Mandos Halls Lass.
Mm, indeed. *Eats Eb.*
O_O Why me?
Yum. *Goes about his business.*
Kade, un-eat me this instant. Please.
*Sighs.*
*Slices Kade's stomach open with Thomasbane and extricates Eb.*
*The above does not happen.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 17, 2020, 07:03:13 AM
Kade, un-eat me this instant. Please.
Oh fiiiiine. This isn't really my shtick anyways. *Reaches down his gullet and retrieves Eb.*
*Has finished sewing up Kade's stomach.*
Kade, what are you doing?
Oh dear.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 17, 2020, 01:20:20 PM
*Has finished sewing up Kade's stomach.*
Kade, what are you doing?
More like what are
you doing? Why are you sewing up a full size plushie of me? Who even MADE that??
(In actuality, I had already typed up my response when you posted and didn't feel like changing it :laugh:)
Ah.
(On the plus side, a life-size Otterbadger plushie has now entered into the canon!)
*Sheev plays Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure* *The tellie is delighted*
*Fires the cannon, watching the flaming plushie sail through the air.*
Cannon? This place came equipped with a cannon?
Cool!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 02:10:02 PM
(On the plus side, a life-size Otterbadger plushie has now entered into the cannon!)
As you can see, there is a cannon.
Ah, wrong canon. Fixed that.
Nah, cannons are fine. Just adds to the Cellars' chaos.
@Sheev Palpatine 'ave ye e'er 'eard o'
Ze Ztar Varz Chriztmaz Zpecial? *Playz it eizer vay* Prepare tae come face-tae-face viz 'orrifyin' abzurdity!
*Unplugs the tellie* Hiag, lets not do that.
Heh
*Ze video ztill continuez tae play*
Well, this is a haunted mansion, after all.
*Princezz Leia beginz zingin' on ze video*
*Shines flashlight around the room*
SHE'S GOT A LIGHTSABER! *Runs away.*
Help! *also runs away*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:13:29 AM
SHE'S GOT A LIGHTSABER! *Runs away.*
Relax, it's just a torch.
I see no fire. *Continues running away.*
*sighs* Guess that's what comes from changing Americanisms to British English.
;D
Zhe'z gaet a torch! Ve muzt protect ourzelvez! *Ztartz makin' different figure zhadovz viz 'iz pavz in front o' ze light* 'ere'z a Bunny...Und 'ere'z a Mooze...Und 'ere'z a Znake...Und 'ere'z a Zheep...Und 'ere'z a big buggy-eyed tentacled zin'... *Lookz at 'iz pavz- 'e'z ztill makin' a Zheep zhadovz, vhich iz alzae ztill on ze vall taae* Ach, Ah zink ve 'ave zummat elze in ze room viz uz!
Ooo, is it an Old One? Does it grant wishes??
Only if yer 'vizh' iz tae be mezzily devoured und zlovly digested vhoilzt ztill bein' aloive troughoot ze entire zin'...
Already been through that, surprisingly enough, and on more than one occasion to boot. *Looks pointedly
@Teer*
Hah.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2020, 03:00:59 AM
Zhe'z gaet a torch! Ve muzt protect ourzelvez! *Ztartz makin' different figure zhadovz viz 'iz pavz in front o' ze light* 'ere'z a Bunny...Und 'ere'z a Mooze...Und 'ere'z a Znake...Und 'ere'z a Zheep...Und 'ere'z a big buggy-eyed tentacled zin'... *Lookz at 'iz pavz- 'e'z ztill makin' a Zheep zhadovz, vhich iz alzae ztill on ze vall taae* Ach, Ah zink ve 'ave zummat elze in ze room viz uz!
Oh well. Just promise you won't make a bloodthirsty little beast shadow.
*Haunts the mansion.*
Spoiler
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*is not scared*
*Ze buggy-eyed tentacled zin' alzae zuddenly appearz tae 'ave zome Duck featurez az vell*
*screams* I'd prefer a fiery torch, thanks.
*Howls can be heard* Deary me. :)
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 24, 2020, 05:41:44 PM
*Howls can be heard* Dreary meansion. :)
It is. You should get the ventilation renovated.
Bit of a stretch, but ok :laugh:
This place is creepy.
*Looks at the thread title, then back to Eb.*
...Yeah.
*shivers*
*Gives Eb a big ol' fluffy jacket.*
*protests* I'm not cold.
*Leaves, since his kindness is obviously unwanted.*
That's not what I meant! Come back. Please.
*Is gone.*
*is very sad* I'm sorry. *puts on the fluffy jacket*
Awwww *Comes back and gives Eb a hug.*
Aww, that's so cute!
You are insanely fluffy, Kade.
I know ^-^
*is unsure what to say next*
Well, there is one thing I'd like to hear....
...and what might that be?
I think you know ^-^
I don't, please enlighten me.
*Whispers in Eb's ear, still hugging her.*
Please tell me what Teer has on me ^-^
*stiffens momentarily* I'm sorry. I would if I could, but I can't.
Please ^-^
I can't, okay! *tries to break free of Kade's embrace*
Why so? *Still hugging Eb.*
Teer said not to! I'm sorry. *continues struggling*
Please tell me, Ebby. I'd really appreciate it.
*slumps* I would, but Teer has asked me not to and now you're asking me to and I don't know what to do. *blinks back tears*
If she's asking you to, then what's the problem? Please tell me ^-^
She's not, sorry, I said the wrong thing.
Eb, I would really appreciate if you told me.
I know, and I half want to, but I promised Teer I wouldn't. Please, don't ask me to tell you anymore. *is trying not cry*
Ebby, please.
I said stop! *tries to turn away, choking back sobs*
*Continues hugging Eb in silence.*
*gradually stops crying and begins to feel very tired*
*Releases Eb.* ...Sorry for bothering you. *Leaves.*
It...it's alright. You don't have to go.
No, it's best I do. Seeing you just reminds me that... nevermind. *Is gone.*
...that I didn't tell you. *cries quietly*
Seriously, you two are overdramatic
Have you seen how you and Teer talk to each other?
No; I've read, obviously. It's like "watching" manga.
You can watch manga. I mean, how else does it enter your eyeballs if you don't watch it?
By reading it, silly!
You clearly don't understand the art or partaking in manga.
You clearly don't understand my talks with Shisteer.
Oh? Please, enlighten me.
They are beyond one such as yourself.
And clearly one such as yourself as well.
I can imagine why you would believe such a thing, seeing me with Teer, but you are wrong nonetheless.
But not one such as myself. It is blatantly obvious, at least to me, that Verdie and Teer are in love.
This is the only logical conclusion.
Well yeah, I don't think anybeast is questioning that.
*Sighs in exasperation.*
Then what ARE you questioning? I have haunting to do.
Quote from: Booklover on March 25, 2020, 03:34:11 PM
But not one such as myself. It is blatantly obvious, at least to me, that Verdie and Teer are in love.
*Plays harp* So true, so true.
I was responding to your claim that WE (Eb and I) are the overdramatic ones. ^-^
Do you ever see Teer whimpering in my grasp? Or flinching when she I smile at me her?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 05:03:50 PM
Do you ever see Teer whimpering in my grasp? Or flinching she I smile at me[/i] her?
Shouldn't there be a 'when' after 'flinching'?
I believe so.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 05:03:50 PM
Do you ever see Teer whimpering in my grasp? Or flinching she I smile at me[/i] her?
Y'all are overdramatic in the opposite direction, obviously.
Plus, I've never seen Teer whimper in general.
Accidental deletions.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 05:03:50 PM
Do you ever see Teer whimpering in my grasp?
*Grabs a club* Not yet... Why? Has she? *Steps into clubbing range of Verdauga*
You can't harm a ghost.... we're kinda incorporeal...
Yeah, they have absolutely no substance.
We're very indecisive. I for one, lack a spine.
Yeah, can't even give folks a hand.
Investigating has gotten tough, now that I can't do the legwork.
At least now no one can say that your hardheaded.
Doesn't matter what you say though. Now it won't even go in one ear.
That was a stretch, you feeling a bit lightheaded?
I don't think I have the guts to continue.
Can't even stand on your own two feet, huh?
This isn't easy, okay!? It's tough to shoulder all this responsibility.
Chill bro, don't have an out of body experience.
Oh, sorry. I almost lost my head there.... *Chuckles.* Almost what got me here in the first place...
Gotta get a leg up on the situation, man.
Yep. Put my nose to the grindstone and get past this.
I'd recommend you don't work yourself to the death... but I guess you don't have to worry about that.
You two are incorrigible.
I do feel encouraged, Eb; thanks.
And illiterate. -_-
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:laugh:
Glad I could help :laugh:
*Slowly stalks through the haunted mansion.*
*Repeatedly jumps in front of Kade, attempting to scare him with old gifs.
Spoiler
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*Happens to look away every time this occurs.*
...I feel like somebeast is watching me....
*Knocks into a piano, affording the opportunity to reuse another gif.*
Spoiler
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*Is
Totally not too lazy to get new material.*
*Hears this happening somewhere.*
...Somebeast needs piano lessons....
*Cannot find the proper being squished by piano gif so gives up trying.*
;D
This is amusing to read. ^-^
*Begins sneaking up on Eb, a napkin covering his face.*
Hi Kade. *hides behind a curtain*
Dang, where'd she go?
*climbs up the far side of the curtain and sits on the curtain rail, watching*
She has been taaaaakkkeeeeeeennnnnn..... *A ghostly voice claims.*
*whispers* What rubbish.
*Notices the nearby curtains.* Oh, those will work much better than this napkin! *Yanks the curtains down.*
*squeaks in fright and half falls off* Bean! *is now hanging upside down from the curtain rail*
Oh, she's right up there. *A ghostly voice claims.*
Oh, I reckon you're right. *An Otterbadger voice claims.*
What are you doing hanging around up there for, Ebby?
*quickly changes grip on curtain rail so I'm hanging from my front paws and drops/slides down the curtain to the floor*
Nothing, just climbing.
*Catches Eb as she slides down the curtain.* Oh, that's kind of dangerous to do, ya know. Especially in a haunted house!
You can take a cat out of the wild but you can never take the wild out of a cat! That's why we're called wildcats.
Awwww, you're so cute! *Squeezes Eb happily.*
*is squeezed* Kade...I can't breath.
Yes you can ^-^ *Finishes squeezing Eb and sets her down.* So, do you know what's actually haunted about this place?
*checks self for broken ribs* No, do you?
Not really. Suppose we should explore the place then, huh?
Why not? I don't have anything particularly interesting to do right now.
Ok, well... *Points down a random, spooky looking corridor.* Let's go that way!
*surreptitiously places paw on dagger hilt* If you say so.
*Begins walking down said corridor.* You know daggers don't work on ghosts, right?
I don't believe in ghosts. I believe in steel, though.
Then what are you scared of?
*glances sidelong at Kade* Why do you want to know?
No no, not like that. I meant, you're grasping your dagger, so something has you scared. If not ghosts, then what?
Nothing. But it doesn't hurt to be prepared.
Prepared for what? That thing behind you? *Points to something behind Eb.*
*freezes in place* Kade, please tell me you're just messing around.
Um... *Keeps looking at the thing behind Eb.* ...yyyyyyyeaaaah, I'm, uh, I'm just messing around.
*closes eyes* Tell me what it is.
*Keeps looking at the thing behind Eb.* It's a, uh.. it's a... puppy! Yeah, it's just a... a puppy....
...
...
Don't turn around to confirm that, by the by.
*my tail resembles a bottlebrush by this time* Somehow I don't believe you. But I guess a puppy is better than a cockroach. *shudders*
Yeah... yeah... ok, so just slowly walk towards me and don't turn around to look at the "puppy".
*does as Kade said, eyes still closed* It really isn't a puppy, is it?
Sure, uh... sure it is. Now, just keep walking.... *As soon as Eb gets close enough, Kade grabs her and runs.*
*is grabbed, eyes still closed* Can I look now?
*Reaches a different part of the house.* Ok, yeah, you can look now.
*looks around* Where is it? Where are we, for that matter?
I don't know, somewhere else. The puppy needed to, uh, needed to go back home.
I'm not a baby, Kade. You can stop lying.
Perhaps he can, but will he?
.... Guys, come baaaaaaaaack..... *A ghostly voice calls.*
*Covers Eb's ears.* Don't listen to him, the puppy went away.
*nervously moves closer to Kade* What do we do now?
We wait. :)
*jumps in fright* Where did you spring from?
This is where I live. :)
I guessed, but I mean...nevermind. Is anywhere in this house safe?
No. :)
*closes eyes* Great.
*Hugs Eb.* It's ok, sweetie. The puppies can't hurt you.
And this sight is to be bottled up and put in my mind's incinerator.
Your mind has an incinerator? Where can I get one?
It's not for sale, but I do have three gallons of hand sanitizer for sale at the low price of 500 USD.
Heh, my company (irl) started making hand sanitizer because of everything going on. Its alcohol content is way high, too :laugh:
Wait, there's another person in existence that knows about the 1977 animated version of the Hobbit? I was beginning to think it was only real to me!
I read about it's existence in a Lewis biography (And totally remembered it existed.) . Thanks for reminding me
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 07, 2020, 07:01:12 PM
Wait, there's another person in existence that knows about the 1977 animated version of the Hobbit? I was beginning to think it was only real to me!
Yeah, I've seen it. It was a little anticlimactic, though it
was a hand drawn 70s feature film.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2020, 05:35:45 PM
*Hugs Eb.* It's ok, sweetie. The puppies can't hurt you.
It's not the puppies I'm worried about.
*Is still asleep*
This is not scary at all.
@Sheev Palpatine
Mr. Palpatine is gone. He has let me take care of his mansion. How nice!
*Herman plays Walter Disneys, The Black Couldron*
Sheev, you may want to post in a different color or font or something for Herman.
Who the deuce is Herman?
Sheev's dolphin friend.
A.K.A. Sheev. Got it.
No, clearly a separate creature.
Yes, yes, of course. *Winks dramatically.*
So...
So...?
What now?
No idea, just don't think about the puppy.
-_- I'll try not to.
Hello, everyone! It's about 3:00 in the morning, so we still have plenty of time to party! :D *Herman plays The Spookful Swedish Forest*
*climbs up a curtain and sits on the curtain rail*
What is with you and climbing curtains?
They're like trees. Designed to be climbed on.
They really aren't.
Try it and you'll find why I disagree.
*The feature starts to spook Herman* Deary me!
Deary me, indeed!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:15:35 PM
Try it and you'll find why I disagree.
I think that's... not a good idea. For me, at least.
If you like. *stretches out on the curtain rail*
*Shrugs and begins to climb the curtain. As soon as it takes his full weight, the curtain rod immediately detaches from the wall and falls down. Catches Eb.* See, I told you it'd be a bad idea. For me.
Okay, okay. You were right. Badgers, even otterbadgers, don't really have the best claws for climbing anyway.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 10, 2020, 10:05:20 PM
Hello, everyone! It's about 3:00 in the morning, so we still have plenty of time to party! :D *Herman plays The Spookful Swedish Forest*
Wait, what? You surely can't be talking about real life time! Unless... can't have been four for me when you posted that, surely. If you're in NZ, you're 11 hours ahead (unless some of NZ has a different time zone).
It's 10:23 A.M. here.
It's 11:24pm here. I should probably go to bed... at some point (we're in lockdown, and it would be the holidays anyway, so I don't need to be anywhere or do anything).
It's always night time at a haunted mansion.
*looks around for more curtains to climb*
*Is still holding Eb.* No more curtains for you missy. *Begins wandering the corridors.*
*howls halfheartedly*
*Smiles wholeheartedly.*
What do you have against me climbing curtains?
Well, it isn't very proper, now is it?
When has that ever stopped either of us?
For myself? Many times, whether you believe that or not ^-^
Okay, when has that ever stopped me?
Every once in a while, I would hope ;D
Yes, but...curtains.
...are to block out the sun and keep people from looking through the windows they cover, yes.
*sulks*
There there, sweetie. Now, where would you like to visit in this haunted mansion? I'm sure whatever room you think of, we'll be able to locate.
*stops sulking* Is there anywhere with a really, really long banistered staircase?
No idea, but I'm sure we could find one! Are you looking for a sort of spiral, or more of a straight banister?
Either, I'm not fussy.
Ok, well, lets look around and see what we can find! *They turn a corner and instantly come across a huge, dark abyss off to the right of the hallway before them. In the middle, there is a single, large staircase that disappears downwards into the nigh infinite blackness. The banisters on this set of stairs look to be newly waxed and seem primed for somebeast to slide down them.*
Well, that isn't ominous.
*wriggles* Um, would you mind putting me down so I can have fun?
Well, ok... *Sets Eb down.* Please don't hurt yourself.
I don't intend to. *runs to the banister and sits on it* *hesitates briefly, looking down into the darkness, then pushes off and disappears into the abyss* You had better come down tooooo!
*Takes the stairs down, worried that he might accidentally break the banister.*
*is waiting in the pitch dark for Kade to reach the floor*
*Falls down the stairs.*
*hides under the stairs* *whispers* Kade, are you alright?
*Feet can be heard creeping up the basement stairs*
*is hiding under the stairs (not the basement?/cellar ones), afraid to make a sound*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 01:29:06 AM
What do you have against me climbing curtains?
You could break them.
*Continues rolling down the stairs.*
Why *thud* is *thud* this *thud* still *thud* happening? *thud*
*whispers* I don't know. Where are you? Don't leave me here in the dark. Please.
(Man, my previous post was comedy gold. Y'all are lame.)
*Lands at the bottom with a huge thud.* ...Ow.
(*is offended*)
*emerges from inder the stairs and whispers* Are you okay? I thought you were going to bring the stairs down on top of me for a moment there.
*Get's up, dusting himself off.* Oh, I'm fine. Fur cushioned most of the impacts. Why were you under the stairs?
I was hiding. *surreptitiously takes hold of Kade's paw*
From what, dear heart? You don't need to be afeared. *Squeezes Eb's paw reassuringly.*
I've been telling myself that for the last five pages, but it's not helping. *looks around nervously*
Don't worry, Eb. The only folks around are you, me, and that creepy mannequin in the corner holding a knife.
...
...
Ok, on second thought, maybe be a little worried.
*whimpers and buries face in Kade's fluff* You are not very good at reassuring beasts, Kade.
(Forgive me for the double post.)
(When resurrecting, you can just say "(bump)". That means you're bringing an older thread back to the front. Ya know, fyi.)
*Rubs Eb's back gently.* It's ok, sweetie. Mannequins can't hurt you.
(Thanks.)
Mmm...don't be too sure.
Well, regular mannequins can't, anyways. Possessed mannequins can totally hurt ya though, especially when armed.
*whimpers*
But that mannequin definitely isn't... wait, where'd it go?
*closes eyes* Please stop.
*The sound of metal being broken and something being sliced echoes from nearby.*
*jumps in fright and speed-climbs up a curtain*
*Is already at the top of the curtain* Hello, Eb!
*jumps in fright again and almost falls off the curtain rail*
*A sole lantern flares up in the dark room.*
...
*Smacks lips.*
Welp! Nigh'y Night!
*Trudges up the stairs.*
*whimpers again and curls up on the curtain rail*
*Hums loudly*
*Runs into the room suddenly in terror and gets legs tangled up in the long curtains* *Falls flat on my face*
Those aren't the curtains I broke, are they?
*Ghost sounds*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 10:01:52 PM*Rubs Eb's back gently.* It's ok, sweetie. Mannequins can't hurt you.
Deary me! This is getting a little weird... >:(
*Ghost sounds get louder*
*walks into haunted mansion* Hey guys, what's going on?
REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Ya know, this might be better if we just turned on the light. *Flicks light switch on*
"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
*Shrieks in surprise as Jukka and Amber appear.*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 12, 2020, 01:05:20 PM
*Shrieks in surprise as Jukka and Amber appear.*
*Follows suit*
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Quote from: Lady Amber on May 12, 2020, 10:18:34 AM
Ya know, this might be better if we just turned on the light. *Flicks light switch on*
Le hannon, hiril nin.
ร-bedin edhellen.
Gesundheit.
*Hands Jarky a tissue*
A spiral of screams and cries can be heard throughout the dense, dry walls of the mansion
*Falls over* Goodness! *Hides behind Lass*
Deary me! *A demented spirit releases it's screams whilst beating Sebias with it's sturdy, oak, cudgel*
Oh no. Not again.
Graveyard. Run like hell.
Deary me! That language is a little harsh. :-|
Is there any food around here?
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 19, 2020, 02:50:01 AM
Deary me! That language is a little harsh. :-|
It was a reference to something. It's extremely unlikely that anyone on here other than me gets it.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on May 19, 2020, 02:58:35 AM
Is there any food around here?
*Hands Jarky a stale cracker* This is all we have.
*Immediately eats said stale cracker.*
*finds a very old peppermint on the curtain rail* Ew. *knocks the peppermint off the curtain rail*
Quote from: Booklover on May 19, 2020, 08:49:39 AM
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 19, 2020, 02:50:01 AM
Deary me! That language is a little harsh. :-|
It was a reference to something. It's extremely unlikely that anyone on here other than me gets it.
I thought as much. But it's so harsh. :(
Are you and the squirrel sisters out of quarantine yet, SheevHerman?
Yeah they are! I'm Herman. >:(
Be nice, Herman.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 20, 2020, 06:18:17 AM
*finds a very old peppermint on the curtain rail* Ew. *knocks the peppermint off the curtain rail*
*Glares at Eb and doesn't eat the peppermint.*
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 18, 2020, 01:07:31 AM
Deary me! *A demented spirit releases it's screams whilst beating Sebias with it's sturdy, oak, cudgel*
AAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Curls into a ball desperately, back becoming bloody from the blows*
*screams silently in horror*
*Slurps coffee.*
*can't look away*
*After a moment of consideration, pours the rest of the cup of coffee onto the demon, causing it to evaporate.*
Fine thinking. :) *The tellie mysteriously explodes* Deary me! :( *Herman is grabbed from behind by a mansion murderer in 1700s garb* Aahahahahahahgahagfahhahhaahh!
Doth mother know thou wearest her drapes?
*Gets up off the floor and attacks the mansion murderer with my Swiss knife*
*Herman's lungs begin to fail him*
*Stabs murderer repeatedly* Leggo!
*Nibbles on murderer's toes*
You do tend to do that. :laugh:
Hey, eating is my profession! Though if you like....
*Transitions into being an evil ghost*
*Grins evilly at the murderer*
Oooooo *claps* That was cool!
My feet are actually dried chicken foot charms.
Now that's what I call chick chic
*hides from Jarky*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on May 22, 2020, 04:04:39 AM
Hey, eating is my profession!
Actually, 'Sir Dukenne 'Master Nebulan 'Delthion' created that profession.
Eh?
(Delthion ate people, I believe.)
I know. I was reacting to the lengthy title he gave him. ;D
Ah, I see. I wonder at the reason for this, though.
@Herman Smith.
*Attacks the haunted mansion.*
*Joins the attack*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 22, 2020, 04:41:14 AM
Now that's what I call chick chic
This was a good joke. Y'all have no sense of humor.
*laughs for Kade's sake*
*Laughs because it's funny*
*Laughs because it's not funny* ;)
*squeaks happily* I missed your old profile picture, Seb.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 30, 2020, 09:12:59 AM
*Laughs because it's funny*
Thank you Russa. You're the only one I can depend on.
*Herman kicks Kade and Seb out of The Haunted Mansion* *Remembers a few posts ago* Not a soul is gonna attack my Haunted Mansion. :)
Nyeh! It wasn't even that scary!
Sour grapes. ^-^
Whew!
I'm soulless.
Well, yeah.
*Herman plays the hit Twilight Zone episode... I Sing the Body Electric*
*jumps out of an upstairs window, fur standing on end*
*Catches Eb.* My oh my, it's raining cats!
*Holds out paws* Any more?
Does anybody want some Dr. Pepper? This mansion also posesses carmel popcorn. Does anybody want some of that?
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 04, 2020, 11:14:38 PM
Does anybody want some Dr. Pepper? This mansion also posesses carmel popcorn. Does anybody want some of that?
As this is a haunted mansion, I am having images of evil ghostly floating caramel-corn in my head...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 07:00:59 PM
*Catches Eb.* My oh my, it's raining cats!
Is it? *covers head with paws and buries face in Kade's fur*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 05, 2020, 12:47:16 AM
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 04, 2020, 11:14:38 PM
Does anybody want some Dr. Pepper? This mansion also posesses carmel popcorn. Does anybody want some of that?
As this is a haunted mansion, I am having images of evil ghostly floating caramel-corn in my head...
Hah!
(Nice. :laugh:)
(Lol.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 06, 2020, 12:22:34 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 07:00:59 PM
*Catches Eb.* My oh my, it's raining cats!
Is it? *covers head with paws and buries face in Kade's fur*
*Rubs Eb's back gently.* There there, I was referring to you, sweetie ^-^
Yo, Kade, this is getting really creepy.
Und zen Voldemort appeared. Along viz a myzteriouz tickin' noize.
BOMB! EVERYBODY DOWN!!!
*can't, because is being held by Kade*
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 09, 2020, 01:09:23 AM
Yo, Kade, this is getting really creepy.
I don't believe so?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 09, 2020, 04:29:27 AM
Und zen Voldemort appeared. Along viz a myzteriouz tickin' noize.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 09, 2020, 04:31:32 AM
BOMB! EVERYBODY DOWN!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 09, 2020, 04:32:04 AM
*can't, because is being held by Kade*
*Punts the noseless weirdo into next week.* What was that all about now?
I don't know, I don't want to know.
Hmmm...
*Skips along the corridor.*
*wriggles*
*Herman backstabs Kade with his dagger* :D
Why are you poking me, Herman?
o.0
*Herman covers Kade's dead corpse with some dead leaves*
-_- Are you just trying to make me kiss him again?
You would really kiss that corpse? It's been rotting there for over five months now. :-|
False. You murdered him yesterday. (Or, in forum time, less than 1 minute ago. :))
Fat chance, (Widow) Kararehe. ^-^
I feel pretty ok though.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 28, 2020, 03:25:41 AM
-_- Are you just trying to make me kiss him again?
...Again?
*Herman notices Kade's spirit leaving his once living bod*
*Takes the knife from Agent Smith.* Bad child.
No no, what did you mean "again"?
I said, nothing.
But... I feel like I would remember if it had happened before.
*folds arms and shuts mouth firmly*
*Pokes Eb.* Eeeeeeeebbie
*ears flatten* Don't touch me, Rivok.
*Pokes Eb's cheek* Eeeeeeeeeeeebbie, why are you keeping secrets?
*snarls and lashes out at Kade's face with claws* I said don't!
*Face gets shredded.* Friggin' OW
*eyes widen in sudden fear* Oh no, that was really stupid.
(https://poketouch.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/james_bleeding_on_his_face_from_meowth_scratch_in_pokemon.png?w=648)
*Begins bleeding profusely.*
*backs into a wall and panics quietly*
*Stumbles and falls, clutching at his face as he tries to stop the bleeding.*
*screams as he falls on me*
*Stumbles to footpaws, and tries to find something to bandage his face, but can't see well through the blood.*
*jumps up and grabs Kade's paws, standing in front of him* Calm down *is not at all calm myself* and stay still. *rips off part of my cloak*
*Pulls away from Eb sharply, stumbling backwards.* S- stay away
*blinks back tears* I'm sorry, okay, I'm trying to help! *hold out the strip if fabric torn from my cloak* Here, do it yourself if you don't trust me.
*Fumbles blindly until he grabs the fabric and turns away, trying to tend to his facial wounds.*
*watches for a moment before dashing around a corner and curling up on the floor, sobbing*
*Sits back against a wall, cloth held to his face as waves to pain washed over him. He could feel the blood soaking through the cloth, but it seemed like the pace of the red liquids flow was slowing.*
(So much drama :laugh:)
*sits up and tries to slow my breathing, listening closely for any sound from around the corner*
(You cut my beautiful face! And not just a little bit :'()
*Slowly feels his consciousness starting to fade. He isn't sure if he's just tired, or if it's from blood loss, but the Otterbadger drifts into a fitful sleep.*
*pokes head around the corner and whispers* Kade? *receives no reply and slowly creeps over to him* *brushes his cheek with fingertip, claws well and truly retracted* I wish I didn't have claws. They only hurt people.
*Twitches and comes back awake as Eb touches his face. Has calmed down and doesn't jerk away, but says in a low voice.* You shouldn't blame your claws for an action you decided to take, Eb.
*squeezes eyes shut, trying not to cry* I know. *chokes* I'm so sorry, Kade. *thumps head against the wall*
...Yeah. *Puts a paw to his face.* Well, at least the bleeding seems to have stopped.
*sits down beside him and moves to lay a paw on his, then stops and folds my paws in my lap instead* I...shouldn't have done that, but do you understand why I did?
Not especially. No matter what you did, I would never hurt you, after all.
*stiffens* Oh really? I remember being threatened by you on several occasions. You may not have followed through very often, but still!
Since being married, I've never hurt you, and any so called "threats" were made under the assumption that you already knew that I never would.
Never assume. I was scared.
And I have a shredded face.
*turns away and shoulders begin to shake with silent sobs*
*Kicks a tree over since there's no convenient doors here.*
Sounds like y'all need me to spoil the mood!
*Tree falls on the Otterbadger somehow.* Friggin' OW. Again.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 05:40:10 AM
*Takes the knife from Agent Smith.* Bad child.
*Dodges* :D
*Doges*
*Herman plays the feature Doge: The Thrilling Horror Flick*
(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/663/060/024.png)
8D
*Yoinks the Shiba Inu from the telly and runs to another part of the mansion
*...Intae a particular ozer part infezted viz Rakghoulz*
*leaps up and tries to heave the tree off Kade*
*A small cloud is following Jarky*
*Desperately wants to catch the cloud following Jarky, but currently has a tree on top of him.*
*Comes back with bloodied cleaver and chops the tree into smaller pieces.*
*Leaves again, still carrying the Shiba Inu.*
Sayonara, kawaii no wan-chan....
(You lost me at kawaii :D)
*Sebias poofs into topic, theme song playing in the background*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 04:57:10 PM
(You lost me at kawaii :D)
Kawaii means cute, basically. Wan-chan... isn't really a thing. "Wan" is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a dog's bark, like "woof". Now, for names and some nouns, you'll use suffixes like -san that, generally, can be translated as Mr. or Mrs. (though there aren't gender specific versions like in english; -san can be used for male or females). And -chan is a more affectionate form of -san. So, wan-chan is kind of like saying "Mr. Woofers". "No" is a particle used to combine nouns, so "kawaii no wan-chan" could be translated as "cute Mr. Woofers" or "Mr. Woofers the cute", depending on how you wanted it to appear.
Saying all that, though, my grammar might just be completely off, so there's that too ;D
Hello... Mr.... Woof...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 05:23:10 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 29, 2020, 04:57:10 PM
(You lost me at kawaii :D)
Kawaii means cute, basically. Wan-chan... isn't really a thing. "Wan" is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a dog's bark, like "woof". Now, for names and some nouns, you'll use suffixes like -san that, generally, can be translated as Mr. or Mrs. (though there aren't gender specific versions like in english; -san can be used for male or females). And -chan is a more affectionate form of -san. So, wan-chan is kind of like saying "Mr. Woofers". "No" is a particle used to combine nouns, so "kawaii no wan-chan" could be translated as "cute Mr. Woofers" or "Mr. Woofers the cute", depending on how you wanted it to appear.
Saying all that, though, my grammar might just be completely off, so there's that too ;D
Cool! *Hides thoughts about bilinguals*
*Looks down at the shiba inu.* Thy name shalt be Mr.Woofers.
Note: I am nothing close to being bilingual, I can assure you :laugh:
(Did we bury Kade yet?)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 05:50:12 PM
Note: I am nothing close to being bilingual, I can assure you :laugh:
Fair enough. It's fun to see you use japanese though. :laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 05:50:44 PM
(Did we bury Kade yet?)
Do I need to be? I mean, my face got a tad messed up because of a certain wildcat, and a tree fell on me, but I'm mostly ok!
*Mr. Woofers barks happily*
*Points to topic title* B-but...
That's just Agent Smith being Sheev. Don't mind it ^-^
Oh. Okay.
*Begins playing The Fellowship of the Ring: Extended Edition* (Btw, what ever happened to the movie night that we were planning?)
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT
You didn't remember?
*Runs off, flailing arms in the air and wailing like a babe*
I remembered, I just forgot to not forget!
*Is a speck on the horizon*
(It was on Eb's birthday, right?)
No idea :P
Though, that does sound about right.
(I think we should still dewit. :P If they're up for it.)
I agree.
@Teer @Eb @Lass, we need to organize the thing!
Good idea.
Anyone want some corndawgs? ^-^ (None for Sebias and Kade(For attacking the haunted mansion))
Did I attack the haunted mansion? I apologize, I was probably a different beast at the time. (Though, I do prefer corndaugas, personally)
Heeey, I didn't attack the mansion. *Pouts*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 10:27:42 PM
Did I attack the haunted mansion? I apologize, I was probably a different beast at the time. (Though, I do prefer corndaugas, personally)
^This. :laugh:
Also, I appear to have upgraded from being dead! Woo!
*Herman boots Seb and Kade out of the mansion* Goodbye! Now, who wants a corndawg? :D
*Starts sneaking back in through the basement.*
There is no basement. :)
*Gently removes wall*
*Gently removes Sebias*
>.>
Hmm.
*Gently sneaks around back*
*Gently stabs Sebias in the back*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 05:50:44 PM
(Did we bury Kade yet?)
Do I need to be? I mean, my face got a tad messed up because of a certain wildcat, and a tree fell on me, but I'm mostly ok!
I said sorry! And I am trying to show sorry as well, by the by.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 06:34:12 PM
I agree. @Teer @Eb @Lass, we need to organise the thing!
Yessssssss.
What Eb said.
What are you sorry for? o.0
No, no. What you said in the second half of your post.
I guessed. :P I was being pedantic.
Ok, it'll need to be on a weekend since those movies are LONG. Uh... not this weekend, but next weekend?
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 29, 2020, 10:31:50 PM
There is no basement. :)
*Builds a basement for the haunted house, because all haunted houses deserve to have haunted basements too.*
Ironically, most mansions have a winecellar.
Cellar in the Cellars.
*Adds an additional haunted wine cellar under the haunted basement.*
*wails* Pourquooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
*Builds a basement for the haunted house, because all haunted houses deserve to have haunted basements too.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 06:40:01 PM
*Adds an additional haunted wine cellar under the haunted basement.*
*Incinerates Kade before he has the chance*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
Ok, it'll need to be on a weekend since those movies are LONG. Uh... not this weekend, but next weekend?
Wait, are we planning to watch them all in a huge marathon? My parents might want me to do something else with my life...
I'm sure you can convince them to give you
one day, right? You're such a persuasive beast, after all ^-^
Quote from: Herman Smith on July 02, 2020, 09:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
*Builds a basement for the haunted house, because all haunted houses deserve to have haunted basements too.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 06:40:01 PM
*Adds an additional haunted wine cellar under the haunted basement.*
*Incinerates Kade before he has the chance*
*Is immune to fire and heat in general, as has been previously stated.* Rude, could've just said no thanks.
*Plays with Mr.Woofers.*
Heh, you latched on to that, huh?
You know it! :laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 02, 2020, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
Ok, it'll need to be on a weekend since those movies are LONG. Uh... not this weekend, but next weekend?
Wait, are we planning to watch them all in a huge marathon? My parents might want me to do something else with my life...
Uh, yeah... I'm not sure if I'll be able to do the whole series. I'll probably pop on and off, though. ^.^
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 29, 2020, 10:37:29 PM
*Gently removes Sebias*
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/da43a7aa5e6f3ec0cf050778e49fb789/tumblr_oyv86yXeJq1siv1sto1_r2_250.gif)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 03:46:16 PM
Quote from: Herman Smith on July 02, 2020, 09:24:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 02:24:15 PM
*Builds a basement for the haunted house, because all haunted houses deserve to have haunted basements too.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 06:40:01 PM
*Adds an additional haunted wine cellar under the haunted basement.*
*Incinerates Kade before he has the chance*
*Is immune to fire and heat in general, as has been previously stated.* Rude, could've just said no thanks.
*Kade is adopted by the Central Sly Gang, and is taken on many adventures* *Sheev may now rest easy, knowing that no childish otterbadger is trying to build his way into his grand mansion*
*Leads Mr. Woofers in through a hole in the mansion wall.*
There are no holes in the mansion walls. ^-^
*Hides sledgehammer.*
You... *turns away from the hole in the wall* are right...
My mansion is impervious to hammers, fire, electricity, and all forces alike.
*Comes sailing in on a "Central Sly Gang" branded blimp.* Wow, so many adventures! It's great to be back, though.
*Magically opens hole in wall from the inside*
*Mansion is immune to all types of magic* *Sheev plays the hit Goosebumps episode "My Hairiest Adventure" *
>.> I'd say this is kinda powerplaying, but technically this is your thread, so...
I think you got too used to Herman :laugh:
*clears throat awkwardly* Um, Kade...I-I'm sorry. For, you know...scratching you.
Goheno nin. Please.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 03, 2020, 03:40:01 AM
I think you got too used to Herman :laugh:
I perceive (without the shroud of bias) hypocrisy emanating from your otterbadger body. ^-^
I'm sure you do ^-^
Nevermind...
*Waves the enchanted fork and magics Eb up onto his blimp.* I'm sorry, dear heart, I missed your post. It's ok, I forgave you long ago. Though I'm gonna have scars for awhile >_>
If I had Maleficent's power I could magic them away, but alas: I do not. :(
So sad, indeed.
*hesitates for a moment, then hugs Kade* I'm sorry.
I know you are, I just ask you try to not do it again ^-^ *Hugs Eb back.*
*Pats Eb and Kade on the head*
*Pulls Keva into the hug as well.*
*Tickles Kade.*
*Squeezes Eb and Keva involuntarily as he withstands the tickles.*
*Finishes tickling Kade and goes back to playing with Mr. Woofers*
*Nods to himself in satisfaction, having stood strong in the face of danger.*
Kade, I can't breathe.
(He stopped squeezing you when I stopped tickling him.)
(Mmhmm)
*Is panting*
...Whyyyyyy?
Because I needed oxygen?
Ah, usually one... gasps, I guess? Panting tends to imply being hot ;D
Aww, Kade's outhouse is so cute. It's good that he's staying put, and that there are no more attempts to infiltrate my fab mansion.
*Eats animal crackers*
*Cracks animal eaters.*
Did... did you just murder Russa?
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 08, 2020, 09:03:33 AM
Aww, Kade's outhouse is so cute. It's good that he's staying put, and that there are no more attempts to infiltrate my fab mansion.
Your understanding of blimps is severely lacking.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 05:43:21 PM
Did... did you just murder Russa?
*Le gasp*
*The plot thickens*
Someone take this man to court!
*Replaces dentures.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 05:43:21 PM
Your understanding of blimps is severely lacking.
Your understanding of me is severely lacking.
I think not, Shad.
I actually like the name Shad.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2020, 03:55:54 PM
I think not, Shad.
You're treading on
real thin ice, Jack Frost.
But... I thought I was on a blimp.
...
...
Ooo, do I have an ice rink on here? I didn't even know! Awesome.
Cool.
Awww, you did a pun! I'm so proud of you! *Pats Eb on the head.*
*stoically endures the head pats*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 10, 2020, 09:03:06 PM
Awww, you did a pun! I'm so proud of you! *Pats Eb on the head.*
Ebantu, break free of this foul creature's condesending chains that bind you.
How? Also, what do you have against Kade at the moment?
:laugh: ^-^ :) :-| :( >:( >8(
-_- Please answer me.
O0
:-|
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 11, 2020, 01:38:43 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 12:37:31 PM
*Cracks animal eaters.*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 10:07:53 PM
*Replaces dentures.*
. . . *Screams*
Yeah, see, I was just gonna ignore that, 'cause... like, geez.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 11, 2020, 12:56:06 AM
How? Also, what do you have against Kade at the moment?
Don't worry about it, just let Sheev do Sheev ^-^
If you insist.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 03:11:33 AM
Don't worry about it, just let Sheev do Sheev ^-^
The young blood is so irritating. Anyone want some pie? :D
The young blood?
Yes. Mr. Rivok. ^-^
Ah...
*Acts more irritating by accidentally crashing the blimp into the Haunted House.*
Dearie me. *Runs away.*
Well that was silly.
*Said via walkie talkie.* Yeah, I already miss the ice rink.
Tragedy.
Yeah, thinking about it nearly made me freeze in my tracks.
Harharhar. Please don't die, wherever you are.
Don't worry, I won't get iced.
-_-
What's with the cold shoulder?
Wildcats are warm blooded, Kade.
Tell that to your frosty demeanor.
*sighs* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to appear cold. If you were here I'd give you a hug.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 03:51:08 AM
*Acts more irritating by accidentally crashing the blimp into the Haunted House.*
Dearie me. *Runs away.*
*The Haunted Mansion dodges* ^-^
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 11, 2020, 04:48:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 11, 2020, 03:51:08 AM
*Acts more irritating by accidentally crashing the blimp into the Haunted House.*
Dearie me. *Runs away.*
*The Haunted Mansion dodges* ^-^
Cool! Mecha Haunted Mansions are
tight!
Don't die, if you can help it. Over and out. *turns off the walkie-talkie*
He better not. <.<
Yes. If he dies, I'll never speak to him again.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 12, 2020, 02:14:43 AM
Don't die, if you can help it. Over and out. *turns off the walkie-talkie*
...Why do you think I'm going to die?
>:D
*Runs away, but even more so.*
Hurrah! He is gone. :D Who wants some CHOC cake?
Oooh! *Raises paw*
*Hands Keva a slice of the CHOC cake*
Mmmm! Scrumptious! Thank ye
*Rounds the globe and crashes in through the other side.*
*had turned off the walkie-talkie before Kade asked his question and so did not hear it* Oh, hello. Well done for not dying.
Thanks, I'm quite good at it usually.
Mm, that's good.
This place doesn't seem quite as spooky as it used to, huh?
You're right. Maybe because it's daytime now?
Is it actually though? What if it isn't, but we just think it is?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l1AsBL4S36yDJain6/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 03:34:40 PM
Is it actually though? What if it isn't, but we just think it is?
I don't know. I assume if it's light outside and birds are up and about, it's daytime.
It could be an illusion though, used to deceive us while something is sucking out our energy in the real world.
Can you even hear yourself? This is why I said you are suspicious of everything.
*Falls from the sky.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 09:25:37 PM
Can you even hear yourself? This is why I said you are suspicious of everything.
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch ya. What was tha- *Is struck by a falling Verdauga.*
Heh.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 15, 2020, 09:28:20 PM
*Falls from the sky.*
It's a bird! It's a plane- no, wait, it was a bird.
It's a fruit duck.
You know it. ;D
*A massive hord of dung beetles bursts through the mansion walls* Infantry, hold the line!
Soldiers! On my order!
(https://asianmoviepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/post/best-movie-genre-by-country/redcliff.gif)
My order, friend. Attack!
*Shouts over the enemy lines.* How the heck are you talking to me? You're all the way over there! Behind enemy lines!
*Starts throwing skeletons at the beetles.*
*The skeletons bounce harmlessly off the beetles' exoskeletons.*
Forward my minions!
I listen to Sheev only in this topic, buster.
Yup yup indeed.
*Summons portal and sucks up some of the beetles*
But where do they go? You should link the other end of the portal into Del's pants.
Back home, maybe?
*Drops the beetles into a container in my science lab (For a rainy day)*
Lame.
O0
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 16, 2020, 11:15:51 PM
My command shall be given. Destroy the rebellion.
*The beetles turn on Delthion and consume him whole* *The beetles now focus on carrying out The Father's command*
*Luckily isn't part of any sort of rebellion.* Yo, that Palpitate dude is pretty cool, I guess!
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 16, 2020, 11:20:53 PM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 16, 2020, 11:15:51 PM
My command shall be given. Destroy the rebellion.
*The beetles turn on Delthion and consume him whole* *The beetles now focus on carrying out The Father's command*
Well that's one way to remove all interaction with other members. lol
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 17, 2020, 01:21:53 AM
*Luckily isn't part of any sort of rebellion.*
Yeah, same. I run an empire from behind the scenes so... no need for a rebellion on my end.
*Does not believe the above.*
Why no believe me?
Reasons.
I don't believe that you actually have reasons.
That's sad.
Thanks, I hate it.
You're welcome, I suppose.
...Yeah.
I was thinking the same thing about that mannequin creeping up behind Eb.
*Le gasp* The mansion! It's haunted!
*A cackling voice rings out*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 02:52:12 PM
I was thinking the same thing about that mannequin creeping up behind Eb.
*shrieks and leaps up onto a curtain rail in fright*
*The cackling gets louder, almost to the point where it is deafening.*
Can you please, like, not?
*A cyborg comes out of the shadows of the mansion and grabs a microphone, then proceeds to blare his cackling talents into Kade's right ear.*
-_-
*Attempts to remain calm.*
*Fails.*
Spoiler
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/629/416/1e7.gif)
*The cackling cyborg grabs Kade's head and attempts to slam it into a nearby table.*
*leaps from the curtain rail onto the cyborg's head and proceeds to murder it*
*Watches the cyborg get utterly annihilated by the frenzied wildcat.*
*finishes* You're welcome. *returns to perch on the curtain rail*
*Two cyborgs come and begin eating the curtain rail* *Three more pin Kade down*
*Does the below to the cyborgs.*
Spoiler
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SecondFeminineDuckbillcat-small.gif)
*One of the cyborgs grab Kade*
Spoiler
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/051eff8ffa661dbf93ba34240e808c61/tumblr_o86ovh82xC1sqfofao1_500.gif)
*sighs and begins murdering the cyborgs around Kade again*
*A small ghost appears at the top of the stairs*
Hah, I'm bigger than you.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 03, 2020, 09:56:24 AM
*A small ghost appears at the top of the stairs*
Nooooo, Russa is
DEAD!!!!
Unless that's Bob?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 04:12:49 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 03, 2020, 09:56:24 AM
*A small ghost appears at the top of the stairs*
Nooooo, Russa is DEAD!!!!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/eePT94IOlqQfPQPoVB/giphy.gif)
Tragedy. *finishes murdering the cyborgs and looks around, tail twitching* Sorry about the mess, Sheev. It appears that cyborgs do, in fact, have blood.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 11:46:35 AM
Hah, I'm bigger than you.
*Ghostly wails*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 03, 2020, 06:22:08 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 04:12:49 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 03, 2020, 09:56:24 AM
*A small ghost appears at the top of the stairs*
Nooooo, Russa is DEAD!!!!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/eePT94IOlqQfPQPoVB/giphy.gif)
It's so very sad. I cried when I heard the awful news.
Same.
That's nothing. I died on the inside and my nose fell off.
That's just the skeleton hiding under your skin trying to break free.
Oh. That explains it.
My face looks horrible without my nose though...
Spoiler
*Waits for it*
(https://i.redd.it/gpqe8vuaxoh41.jpg)
But mine looks even worse.
So mysterious. No one nose why.
HAH!
"Pulling off a nose" pun is nothing to sneeze at. ;D
:giggle:
I don't look for puns often, but when I do, I can smell them a mile away.
I read that in meme format. :P
Good. Just as I intended.
(https://cdn.lifehack.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/02060457/steepling.jpg)
*Steals Verdauga's nose.*
=_=
O_O
=^= *Sniiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffssssss*
I CAN BREATHE AGAIN!
I feel ya. My nose is always stopped up -_-
I nose what you mean.
Spoiler
*Winces*
'Snot that bad, Seb!
Ew
Spoiler
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/b8452b5f576859eb04ab17d6118af272/tumblr_ml410kCocp1qc6wc5o1_500.gif)
Chocolate is so tasty, especially if you eat it reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaalllly slowly.
I'M BIGGERRRRR!!!!
New poll. 8D ยบ-)
*Bump*
*Sheev here's something... Strange* *Sheev takes a flashlight down to the basement* *As he is looking for the source of the noise, a pack of 1920s dolls attacks* *Sheev runs*
*In zeveral roomz, myzteriouz zpiritz began zrovin' mudballz at people vhen zey valk trough doorvayz*
*Sebias hides in closet, guarding a bag of chips*
*An 'aunted fryin'-pan clangez 'im o'er ze 'ead*
Nooooooooo - *is knocked out*
Oh no! He's dead! What shall we do?!
"Bury him!" the crowd cries.
Indeed, that was a rhetorical question. *Sets up a GoFundMe to pay for the funeral costs*
*eats a piece of Whittakers' dark peppermint chocolate*
Wow! In just a few hours we raised $9,000! We only needed $11 for Seb's coffin from Walmart and I already have a shovel. The leftover money will go to his family. ^-^
@Keva Strongbow
*Crawls over to casket and hops in* I'm ready!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Wow! In just a few hours we raised $9,000! We only needed $11 for Seb's coffin from Walmart and I already have a shovel. The leftover money will go to his family. ^-^ @Keva Strongbow
*Grandiosely passes $12 to Russa.* You may keep the change.
*Pokes head out from coffin* Highly suspect.
Zhould ve add flezh-eatin' Zcarabz tae ze coffin?
Um... *Ducks in coffin and closes lid*
O_O
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Wow! In just a few hours we raised $9,000! We only needed $11 for Seb's coffin from Walmart and I already have a shovel. The leftover money will go to his family. ^-^ @Keva Strongbow
Why thank ye! *Wipes tears* I will definitely put this money to good use! *Strokes my gray hair* I really have been needing the money to dye my hair!--I mean pay for extra flowers for the funeral!
-_-
Zae ve're addin' ze flezh-eatin' Zcarabz tae ze coffin?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2020, 07:21:16 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Wow! In just a few hours we raised $9,000! We only needed $11 for Seb's coffin from Walmart and I already have a shovel. The leftover money will go to his family. ^-^ @Keva Strongbow
*Grandiosely passes $12 to Russa.* You may keep the change.
Thank you. That makes $9,012.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on August 25, 2020, 08:50:29 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Wow! In just a few hours we raised $9,000! We only needed $11 for Seb's coffin from Walmart and I already have a shovel. The leftover money will go to his family. ^-^ @Keva Strongbow
Why thank ye! *Wipes tears* I will definitely put this money to good use! *Strokes my gray hair* I really have been needing the money to dye my hair!--I mean pay for extra flowers for the funeral!
We're totes here for you during this season of trial, fam.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 26, 2020, 03:31:05 AM
Zae ve're addin' ze flezh-eatin' Zcarabz tae ze coffin?
Yes, that's what Seb would have wanted.
Woo! Coffin paid for!
Av roight, zen... *Beginz pourin' ze flezh-eatin' Zcarabz intae ze coffin viz Sebias' body in it; ze Zcarabz begin eatin'*
So, like, in a few thousand years, is his body going to accidentally be dug up and raised from the dead via the book of the dead? After which, he will walk the earth once more, spreading the plagues of Egypt across the lands?
Cool!
Not quite the adjective I would have used...*hides behind Kade*
Major! Zomebeazt getz ze reference! In zat caze, ve zhould chop off 'iz tongue und etc. und put zem in a fev jarz, taae.
I would agree, but the scarabs are already in the coffin, and I ain't stickin' my paw in there.
Neither. I'm not going near it.
It's too spoopy
Can I throw a grenade into the coffin?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 27, 2020, 03:12:36 AM
So, like, in a few thousand years, is his body going to accidentally be dug up and raised from the dead via the book of the dead? After which, he will walk the earth once more, spreading the plagues of Egypt across the lands?
Cool!
(Hey, being dead has its perks I guess.)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 27, 2020, 02:30:56 AM
Av roight, zen... *Beginz pourin' ze flezh-eatin' Zcarabz intae ze coffin viz Sebias' body in it; ze Zcarabz begin eatin'*
*Coffin begins to shake violently*
*tail slowly fluffs up*
Are you sure that's a good idea?
*Plays the Nestle Crunch ad* This is intense, fellows!
Most assuredly yes.
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Never gonna give you up
I don't get why you're using that song line.
*sneaks up behind Kade and places both paws over his eyes*
Hi ^-^
Also, thiiiiiiiief
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 07:19:39 PM
*sneaks up behind Kade and places both paws over his eyes*
*Tries to not start panicing.* I... I think I've, uh, I think I've gone blind. Someone halp
*Pokes Kade's eyes with a spoon* Hmm. Father, I'm afraid there is something in your eye...
Like a fork?
Indeed. An enchanted one, perhaps?
Nah. Might be a magic one, though
I thought I'd ask cuz I forgot, tbh. :D
Fair enough. Want some ice cream?
Quote from: lass of something much on September 18, 2020, 11:25:01 AM
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Quote from: Verdauga on September 21, 2020, 08:07:31 PM
Fair enough. Want some ice cream?
I'd love some. *Walks over to fridge* Could I get ya anything to drink?
No thanks, I have the blood of my enemies. Here though, an enchanted fork to eat your ice cream with.
Thanks, but nah. *Holds up spoon*
Dearie me, I meant enchanted spoon.
:laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 21, 2020, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 07:19:39 PM
*sneaks up behind Kade and places both paws over his eyes*
*Tries to not start panicing.* I... I think I've, uh, I think I've gone blind. Someone halp
Oh, for goodness sake. *releases him and steps away*
Considering what Kade could've done, that is probably the best outcome for you.
*In an alternate reality.*
KUNG FU MODE ACTIVATE *Karate chops Eb*
*But not in this reality.*
See what I mean?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 22, 2020, 03:33:39 PM
*In an alternate reality.*
KUNG FU MODE ACTIVATE *Karate chops Eb*
*But not in this reality.*
*In an alternative reality* I am
your father.
*But not in this reality.*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 21, 2020, 08:08:52 PM
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Never gonna run around and desert you
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 22, 2020, 06:13:04 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 22, 2020, 03:33:39 PM
*In an alternate reality.*
KUNG FU MODE ACTIVATE *Karate chops Eb*
*But not in this reality.*
*In an alternative reality* I am your father.
*But not in this reality.*
*Transports everyone into this alternate reality*
Oooh. Nice.
*Accidentally karate chops Jarky.* Whoops, my bad. Where'd you come from?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Waaay up high.
*Plays that song*
*Has found some dark corner in which to sleep. Haunting snores echo throughout the mansion.*
*sneakily sneaks toward Kade and pushes him over to make him stop snoring*
*Is large and unmoving. Haunting snores intensify.*
*walks up to kade and yells in his ear*
GRENADE!!!
*BOOOOOOMM*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 28, 2020, 06:03:25 PM
*walks up to kade and yells in his ear*
GRENADE!!!
*Accidentally decks One-Eye as he wakes up.* PINEAPPLES?! WHERE?!
*Sends Kade off to Paris* :giggle: *Plays the Hunchback of Vegas* 8D
*Claps at Sheev's performance.* Very well done, sir!
*Is semi-flattered* 8D
Why?
(Was that not an explosion?)
(Exactly.)
*Begins wandering the mansion...
...in search of...
...ghosts..*.
DUN! DUN! DUUUUUUUN!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 01:38:22 AM
(Was that not an explosion?)
No grenade was actually thrown. One-Eye just yelled "grenade" to wake me up, then lass played explosion.wav over the speakers, I guess :giggle:
(Oh.)
*is...not-dead, I guess*
*Slimer appearz und zlimez Ebb*
Eeeeww! Now I have to wash it all off!
...
...
Uh-oh.
AND BOY DO WE HAVE THE PLACE FOR THAT
Here we go again. -_-
*Could very easily teleport the slime off Ebantu if only she asked.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:15:43 PM
Here we go again. -_-
Don't worry, we don't need more than one of you at the place you're thinking of.
I'm talking about right over here. There's a
hauntedbathroom that you can use to your leisure.
Phew! Okay, thanks. Bye. *leaves to have a shower*
(You've fallen into my trap! You should more carefully read my posts when I appear to be nice!)
*Halfway through your shower, you realize that it isn't water that is coming from the shower head, but BLOOD!*
*And you thought that was a bar of soap you were using? Guess what? It was actually A LARGE EYEBALL!*
*As for the bathtub? It's STILL A BATHTUB!*
*Wait, what was that last one? Eh, whatever.*
*Spooky noises start echoing through the room! A HAUNT IS AFOOT!*
(No, a haunt is a haunt, and a foot is a foot. We've had this conversation before about doors. It isn't ajar, it's a door!)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:29:40 PM
(You've fallen into my trap! You should more carefully read my posts when I appear to be nice!)
*Halfway through your shower, you realize that it isn't water that is coming from the shower head, but BLOOD!*
*And you thought that was a bar of soap you were using? Guess what? It was actually A LARGE EYEBALL!*
*As for the bathtub? It's STILL A BATHTUB!*
*Wait, what was that last one? Eh, whatever.*
*Spooky noises start echoing through the room! A HAUNT IS AFOOT!*
COOL.
*Also, the SLIME IS STILL THERE! And it seems to be growing! Also, the spoopy noises are actually just Kade snoring again. He fell asleep in front of the door, making it impossible to open.*
Sh-should I interject, or. . .?
*Cursor hovers over the log out button.*
Okay, the growing slime I'm not so cool with. That's kind of gross.
*And also SPOOPY*
Eh...kind of?
*Eventually the slime fades away because it became bored. In the corner of the room, though, you become aware of a presence. A familiar, terrifying presence. It's... it's...*
*THE LIFE-SIZED OTTERBADGER PLUSHIE!*
*Spoopy noises intensify.*
*backs against the far wall* Keep your distance, you hear me?
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/082/289/c7d.jpg)
(That is freakishly scary O_O)
(You hadn't seen that before, Eb? Heh.)
*The plushie sits there, unmoving. But... you can tell that it welcomes you. It beckons unto you. You feel a calmness come upon you. It couldn't be that bad, right?*
*Could very easily tele-*
*Teleports Kade away from the door to the bathroom.*
I feel like this didn't have to be.
*The sound of tree branches breaking outside can be heard, followed by a loud thump and a muffled.* Friggin' ow, who did that?!
I dunno, I moved you like four feet down the hall. Somebody else put you outside.
Wait, is that plushie around? That thing tends to mess with any magic used around it!
*blocks ears and closes eyes*
*You feel a gentle blanket envelope your mind, and you know that if you just give in, you'll be able to sink into this warmth forever. Your cares will just... slip away.*
*snarls and tries to resist*
*All anger, fear, and resentment begin to fade away into a quiet peace. You're becoming sure that if you just let yourself give in, this peace will go on unending.*
*shrieks and dashes out of the door*
*Has made it back into the mansion and just reached the door when Eb comes bursting out of it and right into him.* Whoa, Ebby, what's wrong?
*hugs Kade tightly* It's in there, in the bathroom!
*Rubs Eb's back gently.* Hey, hey, it's ok. What's in the bathroom? And... why are you covered in blood?
(Second half of page 100 and page 101 should go in FPC. XD)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:21:40 PM
*Rubs Eb's back gently.* Hey, hey, it's ok. What's in the bathroom? And... why are you covered in blood?
*takes a deep, shuddering breath and whispers*
The plushie. And I'm not sure (it was all your doing, Kade Rivok), the shower just blood instead of water.
(I didn't do anything! It was all the mansion and the plushie!)
The plushie is here? Great. Also, you look like you need another shower after that last shower -_-
I'm not trusting any bathroom you push me toward, Kade Rivok. (Well, you're covered in blood now too. >:D)
Ach... *Floatz quietly in ze air near ze ceilin'*
*Boots everyone out of my mansion* >8( Bye, fellows. :giggle: *Takes a nap*
*Floatz quietly ootzoide*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 31, 2020, 05:29:02 PM
I'm not trusting any bathroom you push me toward, Kade Rivok. (Well, you're covered in blood now too. >:D)
I didn't push you towards
anything! I simply mentioned the existence of a bathroom. (More specifically, I have an Ebantu shaped bloodprint across my front :giggle:)
Yeah right.
I literally did not push you.
Any bathroom you so much as mention shall be avoided at all costs.
Hey, Eb, did you know that there are, like, a lot of bathrooms in the world? And all of them are quite useful! Be sure not to forget about any of them ^_^
Oh boy, you're doomed now, Eb.
^_^
Ach...
Eh, I'll live. I'm going to get scrubbed to death on another thread anyway.
The dust of the mansion awakes and moves. All is silence but noise seems to belong. Everything you see is an homage script to Enadrid himself. And in time... Shadewn will control him.
Not if Shadewn doesn't eat his veggies and drink his milk.
Look! It's an airplane! * Makes airplane noises.*
*Beats Verdie with a BROZNIUM TAPPER POLE* :giggle: >:D You're a good friend.
Well, I'm vengeful, and you did yourself no favors.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:26:46 AM
They weren't either. ^-^ *Dusts off ashes and sits on throne* I've been fair to you, girl. Now I give you a choice. Join me, or end up like your friends* :)
*moans softly*
*Chuckles loudly*
*Looks around bewildered*
Same, bruh.
*Dr. Stein appearz, und beginz makin' creaturez, und lettin' zem run intae ze noight*
A Shadow has entered the topic...
Hi, Shadow. *Hugs the Shadow*
The Shadow dissipates and vanishes to a different room...
Come back, Shadow! *Runs after the Shadow with open arms*
*Was about to say something really gross*
Now, I think I deserve a cake for my restraint. SHAAAADOOOW! CAKE PLEASE!
*A mysterious figure follows the shadow and gives it a blue, glowing disc.*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:30:24 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:26:46 AM
They weren't either. ^-^ *Dusts off ashes and sits on throne* I've been fair to you, girl. Now I give you a choice. Join me, or end up like your friends* :)
UNLESS YOU HAVE A VALID REASON FOR DOING SO, STOP QUOTING THAT!!!
This was a fun thread.
Heyo! *Dances* Give me an amount of time and I'll make a cruddy video representing everything we love about this place. D: :3
Ooooo, now that sounds exciting
*Bump*
Zere are tventy dead bodiez in ze bazement vho completely refuze tae lie doon und ztay dead, und demand zeir zcriptz fer Hamlet be publizhed!