Poll
Question:
Whose hill is it?
Option 1: Mine.
votes: 3
Option 2: Yours.
votes: 0
Option 3: The people's.
votes: 1
Option 4: Nobody's.
votes: 0
Option 5: Whoever owns the nearest town.
votes: 0
Option 6: Theirs. *points at random person*
votes: 1
Option 7: Whoever won the auction (going once, going twice...)
votes: 0
Option 8: Other.
votes: 2
Just post anything to claim the hill.
I made this post. My hill.
I own this hill.
Nobody owns the hill, except me, who invented it. My hill.
*Brings an army of penguins* Give me the hill, or I tell them to attack.
"I'm Yao, King of The Rock, and there's nothin' you girls can do about it!"
*Walks over the hill.
*brings an army of 100 duck sized horses and one horse sized duck* Btw, this is nothing to do with my hatred of ducks, it is a reference to something else. Thank you for your acceptance of my craziness.
My hill.
That sounded like a chicken sized horse and a horse sized chicken... I wrote a song about that once!
*Plants a flag emblazoned with a green eye on the hill.*
mINE.
*takes the flag, burns it, and builds a library instead*
My hill.
*lands in front of library and folds wings* I am Teer, descendant of the Paramount chief! My hill. (and my library as well)
*Looms over Teer*
I am the Green-eyed Lord...I claim this mound...
You posted the word 'green' in red. My hill.
Of course! My eyes are green, not my words. I commonly speak in red.
Anyway,
*Claims hill.*
Clearly not at the moment. (is your theme still changed so the orange doesn't murder you?) My hill.
'Commonly doesn't mean always. And no, My theme is default. Aaanndd, no, the orange doesn't murder me.
My hill.
You dare loom over me, tiny creature? I am the greatest, most powerful Taniwha on this forum! My hill.
You are indeed the greatest Taniwha. But that is all you are. This mount is mine.
I think you underestimate the strength of a Taniwha. You can have the mountain but I own the hill.
*looks up Taniwha* They seem to be water monsters that therefore wouldn't be on a hill. So you, as a Taniwha, might own a river, or a pond, but not a hill. Because this is:
My hill.
*Takes the hill.*
THIS IS MY SWAMP NOW *Comes in with an army of shrek*
GET OFF MAH LAWN! It isn't even a swamp, anyway. It's a hill: my hill.
*Quietly digs a hobbit hole in the side of the hill and makes it all nice and cozy with plenty of food and tea and chandeliers for wizards to bump their heads on. Then locks the door and proceeds to get dinner ready.*
I have to say, that is the best comment so far. Unfortunately, as coffee (especially Arridi coffee with honey in) is better than tea, I don't think that should make the hill yours.
My hill.
*Knocks on the Hobbit-home's door.*
Can I come in?
*Moves a curtain slightly and peers suspiciously out through a window.* You aren't one of those Sackville-Baggins, are you?
Umm.... I'm a Verd with a cleaver.
...are you a nice wildcat?
......I.....think so?
You'd have to ask the others.
Hrmm, well you seem decent enough. Alright, come on in. *Unlatches the door and opens it.* Oh, and mind your head.
*Almost hit head on the door frame.*
Thanks!
*Shuts door behind Verdauga, latching it closed once more.* I'm getting dinner ready if you're hungry.
Yes, I am. Do you need any help?
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:01:01 PM
*looks up Taniwha* They seem to be water monsters that therefore wouldn't be on a hill. So you, as a Taniwha, might own a river, or a pond, but not a hill. Because this is:
My hill.
The word 'taniwha' simple means monster. In Maori legend, they're generally water monsters, but they don't have to be. In this case, I'm a ginourmouse, scaled reptile that flies and breaths fire.
My hill. (but Kade can still live in his hobbit hole if he makes me coffee)
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 10:41:03 PM
Yes, I am. Do you need any help?
Hmmm... got any bacon?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 11:11:15 PM
My hill. (but Kade can still live in his hobbit hole if he makes me coffee)
*The smells of dinner cooking drift out of the hobbit hole, mixed with a faint tinge of freshly brewed coffee.*
*Hands Kade raw bacon.*
Sorry, haven't had the time to cook it. I gotta go now, and deliver this to the Diner.
*Heads out.*
Ok, say hi to me when you get there. *Shuts and latches door behind Verdauga.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 11:11:15 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:01:01 PM
*looks up Taniwha* They seem to be water monsters that therefore wouldn't be on a hill. So you, as a Taniwha, might own a river, or a pond, but not a hill. Because this is:
My hill.
The word 'taniwha' simple means monster. In Maori legend, they're generally water monsters, but they don't have to be. In this case, I'm a ginourmouse, scaled reptile that flies and breaths fire.
My hill. (but Kade can still live in his hobbit hole if he makes me coffee)
Fair enough. Google was wrong (as it often is, sometimes with funny consequences). But I believe you spelt ginormous incorrectly, meaning you're a gin our mouse, so an alcoholic mouse, basically. Which isn't very terrifying.
My hill (but Kade can still live in his Hobbit hole if he makes me coffee).
*Comes back some time later and knocks on the door.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 09:12:01 PM
*Moves a curtain slightly and peers suspiciously out through a window.* You aren't one of those Sackville-Baggins, are you?
Hmm? Oh right, you're that fellow from before. Come on in; I didn't expect you back so soon. *Unlatches and opens the door.*
Thank you.
*Comes in and hands Kade cooked thick-cut bacon strips.*
Let's eat!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 08:30:30 PM
*Quietly digs a hobbit hole in the side of the hill and makes it all nice and cozy with plenty of food and tea and chandeliers for wizards to bump their heads on. Then locks the door and proceeds to get dinner ready.*
*Walks up and rings the doorbell* May I come in?
*Hears somebeast making ringing noises with their mouth outside. Peers suspiciously through the curtains.* I haven't got a doorbell. You aren't trying to sell me doorbells, are you?
No, I'm trying to buy the hill off you. And with the millions of dollars from the MDB game, I should have enough.
My hill.
You're not following the conditions. You're not allowed to use spaces, remember? Ginourmouse is how I choose to spell it. You'd be surprised how terrifying a Taniwha that is taking on the identity of an alcoholic mouse can be.
My hill. *sips coffee* (but Kade can still live in his hobbit hole)
Quote from: Booklover on November 15, 2019, 04:14:09 PM
No,I'mtryingtobuythehilloffyou.AndwiththemillionsofdollarsfromtheMDBgame,Ishouldhaveenough.Myhill.
Better?Anythingelseforyou?Oh,bytheway,thatcoffeethatyoujustdrunkhasiocanepowderinit.Myhill.
And what's this I see?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 16, 2019, 08:38:44 AM
Nah. I value convenience more than money. (and yes, you can stop now)
You've gone back on what you said. My hill.
*Brews fresh pot of coffee, then leans out the window.* Anybeast that wants to take a coffee break, I've got some down here for ya!
As long as there isn't any iocane powder in it.
*Claims hill*
Mine. But I might let ya'll stay on for a hefty tax....
As I said, MDB thread. Plus, it would be rent rather than tax.
My hill.
Property tax is a thing. And I would never poison coffee! That's an insult to coffee.
Quote from: Booklover on November 16, 2019, 11:02:59 AM
Oh,bytheway,thatcoffeethatyoujustdrunkhasiocanepowderinit.
I built up an immunity to iocane powder before I attempted to take over Salamandastron. My hill. (but Kade can still live in his hobbit hole)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2019, 11:57:20 AM
*Brews fresh pot of coffee, then leans out the window.* Anybeast that wants to take a coffee break, I've got some down here for ya!
Yes please!
Don't panic, I hired some Genovesan assassins to shoot you with aracoina poison tipped arrows. I also made sure that Will, Halt and Horace would kill them without finding out what poison they used. Also Malcolm is sadly away.
My hill (though Kade can live in his Hobbit hole and make lots of coffee).
*is cold blooded and, therefore, immune to said poison* Do panic, I've hired some Scorpion assassins to shoot you with skorti poison tipped crossbow bolts. (and you don't know what kind of poison they used and they'll never tell you)
My hill. (Kade can still live in his hobbit hole)
*Claims the hill while Shisteer and Booklover are arguing.*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 19, 2019, 02:30:51 PM
*Claims the hill while Shisteer and Booklover are arguing.*
Hey now, there'll be no hill claiming while in my home! No food or coffee for you. *Puts out two cups of fresh brewed coffee and some scones (that rhyme with cones) for Teer and Booklover*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 19, 2019, 09:17:02 AM
*is cold blooded and, therefore, immune to said poison* Do panic, I've hired some Scorpion assassins to shoot you with skorti poison tipped crossbow bolts. (and you don't know what kind of poison they used and they'll never tell you)
My hill. (Kade can still live in his hobbit hole)
I'll be fine. They might not tell me, but they will tell the Rangers and Skandian that happen to be my friends. And I have the
Guide so I won't panic.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 19, 2019, 02:30:51 PM
*Claims the hill while Shisteer and Booklover are arguing.*
We aren't arguing, we're debating.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2019, 03:41:57 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 19, 2019, 02:30:51 PM
*Claims the hill while Shisteer and Booklover are arguing.*
Hey now, there'll be no hill claiming while in my home! No food or coffee for you. *Puts out two cups of fresh brewed coffee and some scones (that rhyme with cones) for Teer and Booklover*
Thank you for the coffee (which has honey in) and the scones, which rhyme with cons.
I don't have much time to write a long detailed explanation, so...
My hill.
Scorpions never tell. Besides, even if you knew how to be cured, you don't have the required ingredients for the antidote.
My Hill. (and thanks for the coffee, Kade. You can keep living in your hobbit hole as long as you want)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 20, 2019, 04:36:23 AM
Scorpions never tell. Besides, even if you knew how to be cured, you don't have the required ingredients for the antidote.
My Hill. (and thanks for the coffee, Kade. You can keep living in your hobbit hole as long as you want)
But Will never fails. Didn't you know that? And the ingredients are easy enough to get, especially when I come back to the real world (not that Araluen isn't real).
Anyway, if I die you'll never find out how I make great coffee. Or my recipe for deeper'n'ever'n'turnip'n'tater'n'beetroot'pie.
My hill.
Will does fail sometimes. Besides, he's away, sorting out a rebellion in Clonmel. And the ingredients aren't that easy to get in England, since three of them are native New Zealand plants.
Anyway, I can make my own great coffee and there's a recipe for deeper'n'never turnip'n'tater'n'beetroot pie on this site, if I need it.
My hill.
Just because they're native New Zealand plants doesn't mean I can't get them. Remember Verdauga's teleporting magic? I have something similar (no, Verdauga, no arguing or debating). So the New Zealand plants aren't a problem. It also means I can teleport into their camp to find out what poison they used.
My hill.
And how would teleporting into their camp help? Besides, you're currently indisposed to do anything. You've just been poisoned, remember? They used a very fast reacting poison. The New Zealand plants are still a problem because you don't know what poison was used or how to cure it and Malcolm is sadly away. (and even if he wasn't, he wouldn't know the cure for this poison)
My hill.
*Leans out window* I've got some maple oat nut scones (that rhymes with cones) baking and a some fresh coffee for anybeast up there that wants some!
But Ayla does. She'll also know how to cure it. And if that doesn't work, I'll get Lana.
And Kade, please may I have some of your delightful cooking?
My hill.
Ayla and Lana don't know either. The only two people that know the cure are Koino and Edward, the former of which is now dead and the latter of which is on my side.
Yes please, Kade! You're an amazing cook; I'd love to have some of your scones. (even if they do rhyme with cones)
My hill.
Do you even know who Ayla and Lana are? And then I may as well bring in Toto as well, to help with the interrogation. Queenie could also be useful. And don't be so sure about who your allies are.
My hill.
Sure thing, scones are coming right up *Goes back in for a moment before returning with fresh baked scones* As for the coffee, Arridi ok?
Of course. Thank you very much for the scones. *returns to the top of the hill quickly to stop Teer doing anything, but also carrying scones for her*
Well, Emily and Edward are both my allies and I can say that with certainty. They are also highly trained warriors and extremely loyal. Your random sidekicks are no match for them. (and no, I have no idea who the are) *watches as Edward sidekicks said sidekicks*
My hill. (and thanks for the scones)
My best friend (and hopefully future Parabatai) is called Emily. I highly doubt that she's your ally. And I highly doubt that she's a highly trained warrior. And if you don't know who Ayla, Lana, Toto and Queenie are, then you don't know their skills.
My hill (you're welcome).
I didn't want to this, but you leave me no choice. ;D
*Uses mind powers to overpower Booklover and Teer, then, I tie them both with magic ropes and lock them in a room with no doors or other means of exit-ation.* (It's a word, people, cuz I just made it one. ;D)
*Politely asks Kade for food*
Emily is my character and she's definitely a warrior, Edward too. *watches as Emily dislocates Sebias' shoulder with one kick* Good work, Em. Now you should probably click it back into place and bandage it. We don't want the beast to be permanently damaged. *while I'm speaking, Edward has untied me and offers a hand to help me up* Thank you, Edward. Make sure you tie Booklover back up. *Edward ties Booklover and Sebias and locks them in room*
My hill. (Kade, would you mind making some fresh bread? We'll feed them on bread and water, with a side of coffee and chocolate to keep them alive)
Your wish is my command. *Makes an elegant leg before vanishing back into his hole. Soon the smell of baking bread begins to drift outwards and upwards.*
Thanks, Kade. I appreciate it. *begins in depth conversation with Emily and Edward*
*Claims hill by setting a flag on it.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 22, 2019, 12:52:04 AM
I didn't want to this, but you leave me no choice. ;D
*Uses mind powers to overpower Booklover and Teer, then, I tie them both with magic ropes and lock them in a room with no doors or other means of exit-ation.* (It's a word, people, cuz I just made it one. ;D)
*Politely asks Kade for food*
You can't use your mind powers on me. I have rock-hard defences, and à proven tactic of reciting poetry to stop you being able to break in. And, while I'm on that subject, perhaps I should mention that I also have the power of a few hundred dragons, perhaps more, I won't say the exact number. And as for the magic ropes, the power of the dragons and of course the penguins who I recruited will easily destroy the ropes, and you can only use those ropes once, so Teer couldn't have tied me up again anyway.
Besides, if it had worked, it's easy enough to escape. I bang my head on a table (that just appeared, okay) to make a sore/saw. Cut the table in half with the saw. Two halves make a whole/hole. I can jump through the hole and I'm out. There are other ways to get out as well, so don't bother putting me back in.
Verdauga, there isn't much I can say to you. Unless you want to be allies? Anyway, the flag won't help. *rips flag up, and uses a ban hammer to knock Verdauga off the hill*
As for Kade, you can stay in your Hobbit hole, baking peacefully. You know, hasn't anybody realised that Kade is the only one who owns any part of the hill? Probably because of the free coffee.
With the power of both dragons and penguins (btw, are dragons better or are penguins), I claim the hill.
My hill.
Quote from: Booklover on November 22, 2019, 06:55:15 PM
With the power of both dragons and penguins (btw, are dragons better or are penguins), I claim the hill.
My hill.
Ahem, while this is a very nice little speech, it is entirely false. Jarky and I are the rulers of the penguins. You are an ally but don't command them in any way. As for dragons, my cousins wouldn't serve you tea, let alone help you steal
MY HILL.Edward tied you up. I never said he reused Sebias' magic ropes. While I agree that the power of poetry is very potent, he also gagged you so that is not an option. Jumping into a hole doesn't make you not tied up anymore, it just puts you inside a hole.
*grabs Verdauga's flag and stomps on it*
My hill. (and thanks, Kade, for the food)
I don't think you understood my statement. I said I have the power of dragons, and in fact they are ancient dragons who died before you were even born. I can't explain more because of spoilers, in fact I've probably said too much already. They consider you young, and therefore you have no power over them. As for the penguins, perhaps I should point out that back in the good old days, I had millions of coins on Club Penguin.
As for the power of poetry, being gagged happened after I said that I'd have used it. Besides, being gagged doesn't stop it. The whole point of the poetry is to recite it in your head, to stop people getting into your mind. And there's more, but, again, that's spoiler territory so I can't say.
The hole was, in fact, a Hobbit hole (which I am now gifting to Kade), which means it has a door, so I can get out. As for the ropes, I explained that earlier.
Anyway, given I ripped Verdauga's flag up, I am interested into whether you're stamping on all of it, or just one bit. Well, I still have that ban hammer *whacks Teer*. Sorry, but I cannot accept thievery on my hill.
Gifting nothing, I made this place myself! No coffee for you.
Fine. The auction for the Hobbit hole will take place tomorrow.
No coffee for you, ever!
Why not? You do know it isn't your Hobbit hole, it's a new one that I made.
Oooh, a different one? My bad, didn't realize there were two of them now. Here *brings out coffee for BL* as an apology.
Thank you. Do you want it as a gift, now we've cleared up the misunderstanding?
Sure! Can never have too many hobbit holes.
Here you go! *unceremoniously gives Kade the keys and their other important things*
Ooo, how I like important things. *Takes said things with much pomp and dignity.*
All the ancient dragons died of cancer. Also, when Cupta was born, he ate all of their bodies so he could get their mana, which he now has. Since he's on my team, I have all the power, and mana, of the ancient dragons. I cannot explain to you where your power comes from due to spoilers but I will tell you that it's not effective against me, or my friends.
I too, had heaps of cash on Club Penguin. However, such currency is worthless on this forum. I command the hoiho and little blue penguins and Jarky commands the other penguins, unless shes away, in which case I command all of the penguins.
Concerning poetry, I know the most powerful of the poems, so I can overrule yours.
As for hammers, my scales are much too thick for your tiny frame to even dent them, no matter what tool you used.
My hill. (but Kade can still live in his hobbit holes)
Whatever, Godzilla ripoff.
Yes, they died. I already said that. Eating the bodies doesn't matter, as long as the
Spoiler
Eldunari
isn't destroyed. As their power comes from raw magic and not mana, (there's a difference, that's hard to explain without spoilers), you don't get any of that power. This power will be effective, because I also know the Name of Names, which will help get past your wards, if you have them. If you don't, it just takes one word to destroy you and your dragons. As for the penguins, Felix Phillip is my friend, and he is a powerful blood-of-the-pharaohs magician.
For the poetry, I have the power of the dragons, as mentioned. Which means I hardly need the poems, and it hardly needs a poem anyway. If I wanted, I could just concentrate on my favourite book, or perhaps just books in general. Plus I'm a trained Occlumens, which is a very similar thing.
A ban hammer won't dent your scales, it flings you far away. Even a dragon (who would lose to my dragons anyway) would be hurt by that. And, if I was feeling really cruel, I'd use a Dauthdaert, which is designed to pierce scales. But I'm not feeling particularly cruel, so I'll let Kade stay in his Hobbit holes, and also get him supplies of whatever food he wants, and leave you bewildered at the bottom of the hill, unable to get back up.
My hill.
*Does mirror dimension, Doctor Strange style* My hill.
*goes through a portal to Edom, gets a Skeptron, returns* My hill.
*Uses Thanos' gauntlet and the six Infinity Stones to very gently move everyone off said hill* It's my hill, it's...inevitable that it shall always be mine.
*uses the power of the dragons mentioned many times and also the ban hammer to remove Sebias from the hill* My hill.
*Uses a piledriver to remove the hill*
Looks at the remnants of the hill*
My boy! Look at how they massacred my boy!
The hill cannot be destroyed. Parts of it may be dug out to create Hobbit holes, but it cannot be destroyed. My hill.
Please continue as if the hill was never destroyed, because it never actually could have been.
*Summons Mjolnir* You've all got five seconds to get off of my hill... One. Two. Three. Four. *Glances around* Four and a half...
*hits Sebias with the ban hammer, flinging him somewhere far away*
What was that you were saying?
My hill.
*Dusts off my jacket* I say. *Flies back and crashes into the ground, blowing everyone off of the hill, and leaving me it's sole master till the end of time*
*apparates back onto the hill* If you aren't on the hill, it's free for me to claim. My hill.
*Gets a digger and razes hill to the ground*
Quote from: Booklover on November 25, 2019, 08:29:00 PM
The hill cannot be destroyed. Parts of it may be dug out to create Hobbit holes, but it cannot be destroyed. My hill.
Please continue as if the hill was never destroyed, because it never actually could have been.
*Sits on said hill* Mine. Forever.
*Pushes Sebbie down the hill* Mine.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 08:27:11 PM
Looks at the remnants of the hill*
My boy! Look at how they massacred my boy!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Thanks One-eye!! :laugh: :laugh:
*uses fire breath to make hill into effective volcano* Mine.
Hey hey hey, you're ruining my hobbit holes!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:33:51 AM
*uses fire breath to make hill into effective volcano* Mine.
Fire breath wouldn't make it a volcano. The lava from a volcano comes from underground magma. All fire breath would do is burn the grass, but given it's probably a British hill, the grass will be soaking wet so nothing will happen.
My hill. Also, Kade, do you want my penguins to help tidy up your Hobbit hole?
YOU DO NOT HAVE PENGUINS!!! The penguins are ruled by Jarky and me, end of list.
My hill. (*fixes Kade's hobbit holes*)
As explained earlier, I do. Have you not heard of Felix?
My hill.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 29, 2019, 09:50:20 AM
My hill. (*fixes Kade's hobbit holes*)
You're back at neutral now, since you destroyed them to begin with.
Quote from: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 10:36:10 AM
As explained earlier, I do. Have you not heard of Felix?
I hear he's good at fixing things.
I'm talking of Felix Philip, Who probably could fix things if he wanted to, but he's more into penguins and basketball. As I actually know who he is and what his powers are, this must mean that it's my hill.
Just because he likes penguins doesn't mean he has any authority over them. Besides, he's only
one. I command
millions of penguins.
My hill.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 29, 2019, 02:24:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 29, 2019, 09:50:20 AM
My hill. (*fixes Kade's hobbit holes*)
You're back at neutral now, since you destroyed them to begin with.
*gives Kade chocolate* How about now?
He has authority over them. He's a blood-of-the-pharaohs magician, as I believe I said earlier. And given the dragons and penguins I command, plus I can probably recruit more if I have to, I have good reason to believe I can defeat your army. And I've just remembered that I have some Rangers and Skandians on my side as well. Not to forget Ayla and some others.
*sets up a garden with lots of fruit and veg growing* Kade, this is for you. It will provide food for much longer than a small amount of chocolate.
My hill.
*Summons an army of Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Men from Gondor and the West, Ents, Orcs, Uruk-hia, Goblings, Trolls, Eagles, Wargs, Spiders, Dragons, Wizards, Valar (Okay, Valar would probably be over-doing it :P), and Riders of Rohan.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 01, 2019, 08:47:46 AM
Just because he likes penguins doesn't mean he has any authority over them. Besides, he's only one. I command millions of penguins.
My hill.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 29, 2019, 02:24:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 29, 2019, 09:50:20 AM
My hill. (*fixes Kade's hobbit holes*)
You're back at neutral now, since you destroyed them to begin with.
*gives Kade chocolate* How about now?
Ok, you're definitely above neutral now.
Quote from: Booklover on December 01, 2019, 09:25:59 AM
He has authority over them. He's a blood-of-the-pharaohs magician, as I believe I said earlier. And given the dragons and penguins I command, plus I can probably recruit more if I have to, I have good reason to believe I can defeat your army. And I've just remembered that I have some Rangers and Skandians on my side as well. Not to forget Ayla and some others.
*sets up a garden with lots of fruit and veg growing* Kade, this is for you. It will provide food for much longer than a small amount of chocolate.
My hill.
Hmmm, I dunno, I feel like you're only doing to try and one-up Teer. Hmmm....
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2019, 01:46:46 AM
*Summons an army of Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Men from Gondor and the West, Ents, Orcs, Uruk-hia, Goblings, Trolls, Eagles, Wargs, Spiders, Dragons, Wizards, Valar (Okay, Valar would probably be over-doing it :P), and Riders of Rohan.
If you mess with my hobbit hole or newly acquired garden, I swear to goodness I will end you. (Or request that Teer or Booklover do so, with plentiful amounts of coffee and scones (that rhyme with cones) as payment)
*Destroys everything besides the hill surface, the hobbit hole, and the garden*
Happy?
Not really... *Hill begins to cave in*
*Fills in the hill with cement* Phew! My hill. *Sits on my hill*
*Cement is still wet* *Sebbie drowns in cement* My hill.
*The claw of the drowned Sebias suddenly comes and, grasping Jarky by the neck, pulls her down kicking and struggling for air, into the wet cement...* My hill... ;D
I breath cement. I can swim in this hill. My hill.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2019, 06:39:48 AM
*The claw of the drowned Sebias suddenly comes and, grasping Jarky by the neck, pulls her down kicking and struggling for air, into the wet cement...* My hill... ;D
*Recoils* Well that got macabre.
*Magically hardens the cement in the hill*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2019, 05:59:33 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2019, 06:39:48 AM
*The claw of the drowned Sebias suddenly comes and, grasping Jarky by the neck, pulls her down kicking and struggling for air, into the wet cement...* My hill... ;D
*Recoils* Well that got macabre.
What can I say? *Shrugs* Bad things happen when beasts try to claim My Hill. ;D
*A rumbling sound comes from the hardened cement and a form of an otter shatters through the surface, shrieking in a voice the sounds like the dead wailing:* My Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill
My hobbit hole and garden are ruined. You people are gonna regret this.
*Points at Verdauga and Jarky* They were the ones attacking My Hill with cement.... I was protecting my property.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2019, 01:46:46 AM
*Summons an army of Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Men from Gondor and the West, Ents, Orcs, Uruk-hia, Goblings, Trolls, Eagles, Wargs, Spiders, Dragons, Wizards, Valar (Okay, Valar would probably be over-doing it :P), and Riders of Rohan.
Most of those will die from attacking each other. Plus, I command the dragons and as I'm the only one here who's actually read Harry Potter, the wizards as well.
My hill.
Well, I have a secret weapon... I'm a member of the RRR. Ha! *Easily beat everyone of the hill* *Rebuilds Kade's Hobbit hole and his garden, then sits back and drinks some tea* My Hill.
I don't know how effective 'beasting' can be. And unless it's bergamot tea, (doesn't matter what type, actually) coffee is definitely better.
My hill.
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
I don't know how effective 'beasting' can be.
Pretty effective, actually. ;D Almost as much a 'beating' is...
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
My hill.
*Shakes head* Hm, hate to break it to you... but this is my hill. I can share it though, if you need a place to drink your coffee.
So you beast (I don't care that you edited it) everyone of the hill? Nobody's really of the hill, except maybe Kade, who is the only one who actually owns anything.
My hill.
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 07:24:49 PM
So you beast (I don't care that you edited it) everyone of the hill? Nobody's really of the hill, except maybe Kade, who is the only one who actually owns anything.
My hill.
Well, he renting it from me, obviously.
I built this place, I only pay rent to myself (though I do sometimes produce scrumptious snacks for friendly beasts)
Sebias is certainly a beast, since he's beasting everyone of the hill. I doubt he's friendly, as he's trying to steal my hill.
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 08:08:20 PM
Sebias is certainly a beast, since he's beasting everyone of the hill. I doubt he's friendly, as he's trying to steal his hill.
Fixed it for you. ;D
Your hill. Is that that slight mound over there?
*Climbs to the top of the hill.*
*lands on hill, roaring and beating wings* You may have dragons and imaginary penguins, O Lover of Books, but all are of insignificance to me. This is my hill and will remain so till the end of time and beyond.
My penguins are far from imaginary. Felix Philip, a blood-of-the-pharaohs magician, is my friend. Is that not enough for you? Do you need me to get a griffin who plays basketball to persuade you? As for the end of time, I know where Milliways is.
My hill.
*Sits calmly on said hill*
My hill, actually.
The thing with calmly is: DIDJA PUT YER NAHM IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAHHH?
My hill. (if you get the reference and have read the book, you can have some Chocolate Frogs)
Dumbledore? More like DumbleROAR AMIRITE?
Badum-Tisss
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 04:13:40 PM
My penguins are far from imaginary. Felix Philip, a blood-of-the-pharaohs magician, is my friend. Is that not enough for you? Do you need me to get a griffin who plays basketball to persuade you? As for the end of time, I know where Milliways is.
Pharaoh's magician made staffs into snakes and water into blood but I don't recall them having anything to do with penguins. A basketball playing griffin definitely doesn't have any relation to penguins. I can roast snakes and griffins and blood can be dried.
My hill.
He isn't a pharaoh, he's a descendant of a pharaoh meaning that he can use magic. He chooses, therefore, to do magic relating to penguins, ice, snow and so on. He is also great at basketball, and there is also a basketball playing griffin. Please read the Kane Chronicles. Also Percy Jackson.
My hill (because nobody else seems to understand these important references).
Have you read the books seven times because 'Isn't seven the most powerfully magical number?' If so, I will accept your Potterhead-ness. However, you don't deserve any blue cookies if you don't get the KC reference, or any poultry pies if you don't get the TSC reference. You gain points (and a Hobbit hole) for owning a Hobbit hole, but I'm afraid that number 12 Grimmauld Place, Brooklyn House, Camp Half-Blood and Idris won't let you in. Sorry.
My hill.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 09:56:38 PM
Dumbledore? More like DumbleROAR AMIRITE?
Eeeyyyy *Points finger-guns at Kade.*
One: as it's about Harry Potter, perhaps a wooden stick (as a wand) would be more appropriate.
Two: finger guns use two fingers and maybe a thumb.
Three: this is my hill.
Since Only Kade and I know the correct form for finger-guns, this is my hill and Kade's hobbit-hole.
Since everyone else actually knows the correct form for finger guns, and America's gun laws aren't... great, this is my hill (but Kade still has his Hobbit hole).
can I have a hobbit hole to? *sits on my hill in antserpaishon for booklovers answer*
Are you Teer or some relation to Teer?
The auction for another Hobbit hole will begin tomorrow. Unfortunately, I predict that the owner will return, so you can't get one. You can dig one yourself, though.
*builds a small platform and stands on it* Please stop sitting on my hill.
Hmm, the fact that she has a profile pic makes me think it is not Teer.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 05, 2019, 10:00:02 PM
can I have a hobbit hole to? *sits on my hill in antserpaishon for booklovers answer*
Don't listen to Booklover, I have an extra hobbit hole that you can have for yourself.
Could be a sister though.
I'm assuming as much, yeah.
what...oh thank you
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 10:06:26 PM
Are you Teer or some relation to Teer?
Please stop sitting on my hill.
no...well yes *shrugs* do you know were I could find the food fight?
who said i was siting on your hill?
She invariably claims the hill. "Because it's a hill."
and it's mine (yes I am teers sister)
Cool! Welcome to the forums! Ummmm......If you want to make your introduction official, we have an introduction topic here (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=177.0).
oh...thanks, and sins I'm the newest member the hill is MINE!
Sure.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 05, 2019, 11:58:31 PM
oh...thanks, and sins I'm the newest member the hill is MINE!
She's got a point.
It wouldn't be difficult to make a new account, though, and just never use it. As for sitting on my hill, you said so yourself.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 05, 2019, 10:00:02 PM
can I have a hobbit hole to? *sits on my hill in antserpaishon for booklovers answer*
Given that you claimed the hill and therefore thought (incorrectly) that it was yours, and as I have now explained that it is my hill, you were sitting on my hill.
Reminds me of the good old days on Roblox (by the way, did any of you ever play Roblox?), on all the Build Anything on a Mountain Place (which are now all broken because of downdates) games, when I would dig a hole in a hill for my house. Then there are the King of the Hill games, those are all right.
As I have 25 robux but haven't wasted money to get it, I claim my hill (which shoukdn't need to be reclaimed, really).
Quote from: Booklover on December 06, 2019, 06:03:03 PM
It wouldn't be difficult to make a new account, though, and just never use it. As for sitting on my hill, you said so yourself. Quote from: lass of something much on December 05, 2019, 10:00:02 PM
can I have a hobbit hole to? *sits on my hill in antserpaishon for booklovers answer*
Given that you claimed the hill and therefore thought (correctly) that it was yours, and as I have now explained that it is my hill, you were sitting on my hill.
see you said it your self!. and I'm still the newest member.
I did not. You seem to have misread what I said. As for being the newest member, that doesn't help. From what I can understand, you knew about this forum and probably saw Teer use it, even before making an account.
My hill.
Well... *Waves deed* Since I'm the Supreme Judge of the Forum, I can easily prove that I actually own this hill. My hill.
thnk you for your vote seb >:D. so thats 1..2...3 votes for me and for you .... oh nun
okay I win I will host a party on my hill
Okay, so if a Badger Lord has 200 and his sword his 100 votes, I can recruit all the Badger Lords (and ladies), who will all then vote for me. Also, I think, as I created this thread, I should have a googolplex votes. Does that sound fair?
My hill.
yes, but a shapeshifter has at lest 10000 votes and for each form it can take is another 5 votesat and I vote for
Spoiler
Me!!
MY HILL!
You do know how big a googolplex is, right? Because it seems to me that you wouldn't actually be able to shapeshift into that many forms, even divided by five. The 10,000 is a bit irrelevant, compared to a googolplex.
My hill.
well you need to get those " Badger Lords" to come on to the thred
I have a googolplex votes for creating the thread. The Badger Lords are just extras.
NOPE my hill
What? Just because you say so? Can't you beat my googolplex votes? As you haven't yet showed that you can, this is my hill.
*eats booklover* my hill
Wow. You try cannibalism. *uses my handy knife to cut myself out of Lass*
okay. *eats booklover again* my hill
How creative. *cuts herself out of Lass (again), then sews her mouth shut, so she can no longer eat* My hill.
okay then
NOPPE, but I can shapeshift into one
my hill
Well, be careful about eating someone while as a Taniwha, then shapeshifting back into something smaller. Your stomach will pop!
It will also get cut open, since I have a knife and I'm not afraid to use it.
My hill.
I dunno how much that really affects them though. Teer didn't seem to mind when that happened to her either.
Thing is, nobody will be able to try again, because Lass' mouth is sewn up, and that carries across when she shapeshifts.
No is not, and No it dose not
my Hill
Quote from: Booklover on December 09, 2019, 09:11:51 PM
How creative. *cuts herself out of Lass (again), then sews her mouth shut, so she can no longer eat* My hill.
I sewed your mouth up, and in everything except for the Gone series (well, whatever the sequel is, and it doesn't really count), that would carry across. However, if you want to be cut up from the inside, you are welcome to try again.
*Calmly carries everyone off my hill. Then, plops Kade in his Hobbit Hole. Sits in a chair at the top of my hill, sipping tea. Puts out a sign that says: "My hill"*
My hill. ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 07:39:43 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 13, 2019, 06:32:14 PM
Puts out a sigh...
*Siiiigggghhhh....*
Lol. Fixed it, though I guess I didn't have to... It's possible to pull out a sigh. (At least I think so)
On Minecraft, do any of you name places after book places, or other references? For example, putting a sign outside your mine that says 'Moria' or something. Or outside your animal farm 'Animal Farm, George Orwell'.
Yeah, it's possible to pull out a sigh. Quite fun, too.
I think, of us, you are the only one that plays that game.
my hill
no mine!
*Surreptitiously places a flag on the hill.*
*eat verdaugas flag*
Have you forgotten that your mouth is sewn up? Alright, you can eat his flag. It might give you indigestion. *sews Lass's mouth shut (again), uses a ban hammer to knock both Lass and Verdauga off the hill, then sets up lots of wards, including muggle repelling charms (now you have to read Harry Potter to get up the hill)*
I feel that if one doesn't know what a muggle is, then the charm would loose effect (not in universe, mind you, but in the context of this forum ;D)
Very well. A muggle is a non-magical person. Wait, they can't hear me, I'll have to deactivate the muffliato first. *deactivates it* Sonorus! A muggle is a non-magical person, meaning any of you who haven't read Harry Potter! Quietus. Muffliato. *sets up all wards again, then adds a few using the Ancient Language, that draw energy from anybody nearby apart from Booklover*
*Teleports BL off the hill.**Teleports on.*
Oh boy.
*Has become tired.*
*Teleports off the hill and starts a negate spell.* This'll take a while.
Apparition is basically teleportation. The anti-apparition wards stop you disapparating me and apparating yourself. Besides, I can just walk back up the hill if I need to.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 23, 2019, 07:19:16 PM
*Has become tired.*
*Teleports off the hill and starts a negate spell.* This'll take a while.
Indeed it will. Forever, given that you'd have to know which wards I used, and how to stop them draining energy from you.
My hill.
*Negates the wards and walks back onto the hill.*
I must go now
*Waves goodbye to Lass while standing on the hill.*
hay, get of my hill. go find your own hill!.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 23, 2019, 09:18:46 PM
*Negates the wards and walks back onto the hill.*
Quote from: Booklover on December 23, 2019, 07:32:21 PM
Indeed it will. Forever, given that you'd have to know which wards I used, and how to stop them draining energy from you.
My hill.
As I said, you can't negate the wards without more effort. *watches as Verdauga is thrown backwards, unconscious, to the bottom of the hill, with some very painful wounds* Be glad you aren't dead. I didn't want another argument on dying, so I took the life-threatening ones down. *puts up more wards, ones that will actually kill* How many dragons do you have on your side (see earlier posts)? You would need a lot of energy to get past these.
Have you read Harry Potter? If not, then you wouldn't even be able to get up the hill, you'd turn back to do some random job that you had no intention of doing.
My hill.
*Teleports onto the hill and waits for the others to realize I'm not claiming it.*
*Just thought I would point that out.*
Quote from: Booklover on December 23, 2019, 07:32:21 PM
Apparition is basically teleportation. The anti-apparition wards stop you disapparating me and apparating yourself. Besides, I can just walk back up the hill if I need to.
*Drinks a bottle of water from the Pool of Crying Tears, thus becoming immune to magic* *Walks up hill and sits on it* Mine.
*looks around* I'm afraid there is no pool anywhere near. The dragons are so hot that it all gets evaporated, then the clouds in the jet-stream are blown far away. And the Rain-God was bribed to stay far away.
Quote from: Booklover on December 24, 2019, 09:50:33 PM
And the Rain-God was bribed to stay fat away.
Wow, rude.
*nukes hill*
My swamp.
Quote from: Booklover on November 25, 2019, 08:29:00 PM
The hill cannot be destroyed. Parts of it may be dug out to create Hobbit holes, but it cannot be destroyed. My hill.
Please continue as if the hill was never destroyed, because it never actually could have been.
Is it a pretty castle?
It it? Is it a pwetty cassew? Who's got a pwetty cassew??
*Clears throat and shakes head.*
Ehem, sorry. I have no idea of what came over me.
No no, Seb is a baby now, so you have to talk to him like that otherwise he won't understand you.
An Englishman's (or woman's) home is his (or her) castle. And 'castle' is pronounced with 'car' not 'cass'. Just as scone rhymes with gone, and so in Mossflower when Dinny sings 'salad anna sconn' and so on, he's referring to how hares eat lots of salad and scones. Therefore, scone must rhyme with gone (something else that will happen if a hare is anywhere near).
My hill.
My two hobbit holes beg to differ.
*Points a shotgun at Kade* MY SWAMP.
*Puts his dodging shoes on.* Look behind you my friend, the hill is alive and well. You're seeing things and need help.
I hate to say this, but Kade is right. Although if you really want a swamp, there's one over there somewhere. As far as I know, nobody's fighting over it.
I never said that I was on that hill, I said I am on my Hill
Let's see, probably my hill, since I was the last to claim it. Either way, it's MY HILL now.
*Has been trapped in his hobbit hole ever since becoming an Otterbadger. Is currently sleeping.*
Would you like me to help you out of there?
*Teleportation intensifies.*
THIS IS MY Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: lass of something much on February 29, 2020, 05:36:56 AM
THIS IS MY Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are regrettably mistaken. This is my hill.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GOxiKYd1AG4/hqdefault.jpg)
My hill, actually.
Your words and that picture of Thor seem unrelated.
Y'know, marvel needs a hero with an anti-materiel rifle.
Nope, this is my Hill!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 02:30:30 PM
Y'know, marvel needs a hero with an anti-materiel rifle.
I mean, does it though? Anti-materiel rifles are cool and all, but couldn't we just give one to Black Widow or something?
It takes a lot of training to be able to effectively wield a thirty-plus pound rifle capable of destroying reinforced concrete in a single blow. ... I just made it sound easy...
Seriously, though. Blasting Thanos with an m82 would have shortened endgame back to infinity war.
Mmm, maybe. But, he was able to easily tank hits from the Hulk without an issue, and the Hulk can destroy reinforced concrete just as easily as an anti-materiel rifle can. I dunno, power levels are weird ;D
Yeah, but Hulk's punches are not concentrated on a half-inch circle. ;)
My hill.
*Suddenly stands to attention and Kool-Aid Mans his way through the side of the hill. He fetches a fish from a nearby stream before running off, calling over his shoulder.* Can someone fix that hole I made? Thanks!
*mines it into a hobbit hole*
*Returns.* Ah, thanks for expanding my hobbit hole! *Goes back inside and returns to his slumber.*
*sets up an ice-cream shop*
*is mining under my hill*
*watches as Lass digs a hole under a small mound of earth on the side of my hill*
you have no hill!
Yes, I do. You're currently trying to dig a hole in a small mound of earth on it.
Lass, at one point didn't you say that you have a separate hill from the "My hill" hill?
My Hill!
Last word: My hill, and that's final.
Incorrect! this is MY hill!!!!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 26, 2020, 06:36:59 PM
Last word: My hill, and that's final.
That was five words (and would have been six if not for the contracted word).
My hill.
*Is still trapped in his hobbit hole.*
*Begins digging, searching for Kade*
I am sorry, but you are not allowed to dig on My Hill without permission. If you wish to proceed, please fill out the relevant forms. Thank you.
Er, well, the thing is, it's actually my hill, so...
Are you feeling ill? Have you hit your head on anything recently? Perhaps I should have installed a hospital on my hill after all...
Nope and nope. Though that last one might be a good idea, considering I might beat up some trespassers who are on my hill...
Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault? (Note: angering a taniwha is counted as suicide, and your fault. As are some other things.)
It is my hill that is being trespassed on, actually.
*Shakes head* I'm sorry, but this is my hill. I could perhaps sell it to you though, if you really want it that bad.
I apologise for any misunderstanding, but you are sadly mistaken. This is my hill.
Well, you got that last part right. It is "my" hill.
As you said, it is my hill.
Exactly. Mine.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ObviousImperturbableAngelfish-size_restricted.gif)
That's what I said! Mine! :laugh:
Do you even know who that is?
Do you even know what this is? My hill.
Quote from: Booklover on April 30, 2020, 09:26:57 AM
Do you even know who that is?
Nope. :P
*Plants flag in ground*
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/352242b47064b0dc380066dc46363a23/tumblr_n3dga49VC41qibdfmo1_500.gif)
Stingy, from Lazytown.
You do realise that that flag will not grow into a tree, don't you? Definitely not on my hill.
Ah.
But it's mine.
Actually, it is clearly mine. See this gold plaque with my name on it?
*Begins digging about.*
Quote from: Booklover on April 27, 2020, 07:42:40 PM
I am sorry, but you are not allowed to dig on My Hill without permission. If you wish to proceed, please fill out the relevant forms. Thank you.
Too bad for you, the hobbit hole in said hill belongs to me, which means the surrounding dirt, which I'm digging about it, also belongs to me.
*Shoves Sebias off the hill*
*Entrenches himself atop the hill*.
I kinda like the view atop my hill ;D
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.
*Taps Lass on the shoulder.*
Is it though?
Are you guys trying to claim MY hill?
*Begins baking cookies in my hobbit hole in the hill.*
*Pokes head into the hobbit hole* Cookies?
They're still baking, little missy. You can have a seat; they'll be coming out soon ^-^
*Charges with sword* MYYYYYYY HIIIIIIILLLL!
*Trips Waffles* Sorry, but it's actually mine. I can rent you out a spot, though.
*le bumps thread*
As nobeast else has said anything about owning this thread since June last year...
Quote from: Booklover on May 21, 2020, 07:56:18 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 27, 2020, 07:42:40 PM
I am sorry, but you are not allowed to own My Hill without permission. If you wish to proceed, please fill out the relevant forms. Thank you.
(fixed)
*fills out the relevant forms* Y'welcome.
It's MY HILL now. >:D
Unfortunately, you forgot to read the small print. It is now my hill.
:hearteyes:
I am the first to place the heart eyes emoji on the hill, there for, it is my hill.
I am on the forum less than any of you, so tis mine.
My hill.
That only gives us more claim to the land- and thusly, my hill.
MY HILL.
It's Lass's hill...
*Evil laughter*
Thank you, Coy.
My hill.
I just lost the game. Which means (as I have just decided) I win a consolation prize of My Hill.
:giggle:
I lost the game too, so...
My hill.
It's God's hill. Of course.
Weird way to spell "Kade".
*sigh*
Like, you weren't even close.
Meh
Mine.
you wish
Let's settle this with a game of Uno k?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 22, 2021, 09:57:20 PM
Weird way to spell "Kade".
The other day there was someone called 'kade' (that is, no capital letter) in my Among Us game.
I did not vent (definitely not, whatever you may have thought you saw was an illusion). My hill.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 22, 2021, 10:45:33 PM
Meh
Meh to you too.
My hill.
Also why did you steal my anime foxgirl gif? >:(
The gif is from Spice and Wolf, FYI (at least, it looks like Holo from Spice and Wolf)
MY HILL! ;D
Mine now, tadpoles.
I ain't a tadpole.
My hill. *jostles Sebias* >8(
Your vote suggests otherwise:
February 18, 2021, 06:27:20 PM Flib Bigboat 8 Other.
Bookie's. (Reason: Nuff said, look at the first post in this topic.)
Democracy has spoken. My hill.
But I changed my mind. ;D
My Hill.
GOD'S HILL AND NO ONE ELSE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:(
*LASSIE'S HILL
I do not have a sibling on this forum, so I have no competition for inheriting my hill.
*unofficially adopts Booklover/Inigo Montoya as my older forum sister* >:D
My hill.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 24, 2021, 04:39:38 PM
GOD'S HILL AND NO ONE ELSE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:(
Stop misspelling my name please.
It's the rabbit's hill.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 25, 2021, 03:04:41 PM
*unofficially adopts Booklover/Inigo Montoya as my older forum sister* >:D
My hill.
*Steals Bookie back*
You are trying to take what I have rightfully stolen!
By the powa of de pwincess bwide:
My hill.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 27, 2021, 10:41:33 AM
*Steals Bookie back*
You are trying to take what I have rightfully stolen!
By the powa of de pwincess bwide:
My hill.
Well too bad. I stole her first.
My hill!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my hill. Prepare to die.
Same to you too, Bookie, only more so. ^-^
My hill.
*Bumps thread and sadly fails to care about the double post*
Boi 'okey, marms an' zurrs, it be moi 'ill. Oi'll dug ee gurt tunnel in ee 'ill, tis moin.
You are half a beast (check the number of that post if you aren't sure what I mean), so you can only a be, not own a hill or dig a tunnel.
Because this post totally makes sense, my hill.
(I just did the mole accent because I can. ;D)
(Also, Kade moved out of his hobbit-hole, and I moved in.)
My hill. (because I is smart, and I is living in a hobbit-hole, and not even Masika can get me out. ^-^)
I didn't move out, per se, I simply had grown too large to get back in :(
*Eats the hill.*
Nooooo! Gravity!