Come one come all, to the wedding of
@Kade Rivok and
@Ebantu the Kararehe You guys know the drill! Let the preparations and ceremony begin! :D
*Arrives in topic* *Starts cackling* *High fives Keva*
*High fives Sebias* *Waits for the lovely couple to arrive*
*Readies bombs and chains* *Sips tea*
*Walks in with long strides, exuding authority.* Ok, if we're doing this, we might as well do it right. We need somewhere grand for the ceremony to take place, perhaps in the halls of some great palace or cathedral. And we'll need a nice spot by a lake for the post celebrations with plenty of food and a giant cake, which no one *looks at Sebias* is allowed to jump in. As for the entertainment, while I expect some performers to be hired, Teer needs to give us at least one song; it is the wedding of her sorta sister after all. We'll also need some fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale of course. As for our wedding photos, I require one of those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring. We'll be touring the lake on that, giving the photographer plenty of time to get good pictures.
Um, that's unofficially officially adopted sister. (but yeah, I can sing, I guess) Do I get any other role in proceedings? Bridesmaid, perhaps? What kind of cake do you want? (flavour and colour)
Ebby's little brother will be very offended if he doesn't get to make it, plus he'll do a great job, seen as he is a famous chef. I'm his scullery boy so I can pass the order on.
As for venue, I'd recommend Lake Taupo. (pronounced toe-poor) There's beautiful scenery, plus it's summer at the moment so the weather will be good. There's also a couple of lakes in Rotarua but they're on a live volcano so they smell like sulfur.
Well, I think it'll be up to Eb on the Bridesmaid thing. As for the cake, I want I giant cherry coke soda cake with chocolate icing! If you think Eb's brother is up to the task, than we'll hire him.
As for Lake Taupo, it is very nice looking, but are there any palaces or cathedrals nearby that we can use? If not, we'll have to acquire some land and build the location ourselves, which of course isn't the most cost effective way to go about things.
U must have been planning this for forever, Kade :D
Ooh! The cake tastes delicious already! Can I be the picture taker? (This would be my first wedding as photographer :D)
Granted. If the pictures come out blurry, though, you aren't getting paid. Do you have a good camera? (And before you ask, NO, you can't just use the camera on your phone.) Is your camera waterproof? For pictures of us touring the lake, that might be a good idea.
I'm gonna go get drunk in the corner...
I'm going to kill you, Keva. *clicks fingers at Whatitiri and points at Keva and Seb* Kill those two. *Whatitiri spreads his wings and hurtles towards the helpless otters*
*Watches as chaos ensues.* Well, I guess I should've expected this to happen.
*knocks Sebias and Keva into underground pit and rolls large stone on top* Deepest apologies but it's for your own good. I'll make sure you get fed once a day, even if it is just maggoty bread.
As for the cake, Kade, I have no doubt that The Boss' ability is sufficient for such a project but I think Ebantu will protest your flavour choices. Cherries are delicious but it's a waste to put them in a cake and coke is absolutely disgusting.
This is perfect. We have Kade on our side. *Sheev chains Ebantu's limbs*
....
No killing "helpless otters" please, just eat your cake!.
*pulls keva and seb out of the hole* As for the cake, I must concur with Teer
*unchains self and adds Sheev to the list of people who will be dead by the end of the wedding*
Waaaaaaaait a second. What's this about cathedrals and elf boats? That does actually sound quite cool.
Not that's it ever going to happen, of course.
Also, I absolutely refuse to ave the cake you suggested, Kade. That is another thing that is never happening.
Yeah, that cake sounds disgusting. What kind of cake do you want, Eb?
Quote from: lass of something much on December 07, 2019, 09:25:09 PM
....
No killing "helpless otters" please gust eat your cake!.
*pouls keva and seb out of the hole*As for the cake I must concur with Teer
I wasn't killing them, I was saving their lives. There is a difference. (a subtle difference, perhaps, but a difference, one-the-less)
okay but you must feed them allot of chocolate and chicken nibs and feed them at LEST! three times a day.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 08, 2019, 08:05:56 AM
Yeah, that cake sounds disgusting. What kind of cake do you want, Eb?
You people have just never had a good soda cake.
Cake?! Who said cake?
If there's cake, it's mine.
No we have not hed a GOOD soda cake. only bad ones :P *givse jarky a cake*
*Eats every cake that has stumbled into the topic* I'm a hare. All food is good.
I gest as much I take it you also like muffins? *givse jarky some muffins and cakes*
*Is safe in the corner*
;D ;D ;D
safe from wot? cake and muffins?
Lemon drizzle cake with no icing. That's the best. Also a chocolate cake, if anyone can be bothered.
The not-super-tiny-but-still-smaller-than-me-(just) child could probably manage that. I'll give the boss your order.
Um...maybe someone more qualified could do it? I'm not sure the brother you're thinking of is up to the task.
Eh, it'll be alright. He's a great chef and, if need be, he has a very useful scullery boy who can assist him.
*trys to make a chocolate cake, but every time I try to make a chocolate cake it ends up as browny*
...sorry, browny enny one?
My mum makes good lemon drizzle cake with no icing.
Strawberry cake with chocolate icing is my love.
Then why did you want a coke and cherry cake?! Honestly, some people are just plain mad.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 09, 2019, 08:18:34 AM
*trys to make a chocolate cake, but every time I try to make a chocolate cake it ends up as browny*
...sorry, browny enny one?
gluetin free to
Yes please! *takes some of lass's brownie*
*trys to make more browny , but every time I try to make a chocolate cake it ends up as browny and when I try to make a browny it ends up as a chocolate cake!!*(this actually happenes to me)
Wow. Try to make brownies.
I just DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happens when you try to make strawberry cake though?
Quote from: lass of something much on December 09, 2019, 09:30:58 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 09, 2019, 08:18:34 AM
*trys to make a chocolate cake, but every time I try to make a chocolate cake it ends up as browny*
...sorry, browny enny one?
gluetin free to
*Cries tears of joy* Finally, something I can eat!
*Pokes head out of hole* Um...
@Kade Rivok how am I supposed to take your wedding pictures from here!? The lighting is not too good *Gulps* It's dark down here!
Eh, the pictures don't need to happen until we're touring the lake. I'm sure you'll find a way out of there by then.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 10, 2019, 10:07:13 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 09, 2019, 09:30:58 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 09, 2019, 08:18:34 AM
*trys to make a chocolate cake, but every time I try to make a chocolate cake it ends up as browny*
...sorry, browny enny one?
gluetin free to
*Cries tears of joy* Finally, something I can eat!
fell free to have some (:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2019, 06:35:49 PM
What happens when you try to make strawberry cake though?
nope its only with chocolate cake ::) I don't know why
*gives gluten free stuff to Russa* Take and eat. Um...Keva, the reason you were put in the hole was so that Whatitiri and I couldn't kill you. If you come out, we can.
yaay! party time!
*is sitting in a corner, wrapped in a Ranger cloak and drinking coffee* No. Go away.
you like coffee, would you like some more?
I've got plenty, thanks. Besides, you might put some sort of drug in it that would make me unopposed to this whole thread.
ebby do you realy think I would do THAT!
oh you of little faith
Just being cautious.
okay, I respect that
I'm just gonna say: I feel sorry for you guys. More so for Eb than for Kade, but for both nonetheless.
*laughs*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 12, 2019, 12:23:17 AM
I'm just gonna say: I feel sorry for you guys. More so for Eb than for Kade, but for both nonetheless.
Thanks. I appreciate it. *continues sipping coffee, huddled in a corner, wrapped in a Ranger cloak*
do you want cake with that?
*Walks through the topic officiously, on the phone and annoyed.* ...and I want Pavarotti to be the main act for the performance. Uh huh... uh huh... look, I don't care if he's dead, just MAKE IT HAPPEN. They've got Vocaloid, Tupac, and Gorillaz hologram concerts don't they? Figure it out! *Continues walking, still on the phone, and eventually can no longer be seen.*
well that was strang ???
I have an announcement: *clears throat several times*
Due to the fact that I value my life slightly more than I thought I did, this event will not be happening. Please give my apologies to any disappointed guests.
Pffft, weak. Also, I think you have no control over that.
Also also, am I that bad a prospect? I'm hurt. Almost too hurt for words. Almost.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 12, 2019, 11:06:07 AM
I have an announcement: *clears throat several times*
Due to the fact that I value my life slightly more than I thought I did, this event will not be happening. Please give my apologies to any disappointed guests.
have y...is that you? that dose not sound like you!?
Alright Shisteer; what did Eb threaten you with.
Murder.
exposition of Teer's deepest secret,
Perhaps she took hostages... Teer's pretty fond of Lass, right?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 12, 2019, 07:27:31 PM
Murder.
exposition of Teer's deepest secret,
Perhaps she took hostages... Teer's pretty fond of Lass, right?
Hmm... Good theories, there... *Puts on detective hat* Hmm... I wonder
Alrighty, *Grabs Ebby by the shoulders* Where did u go with Teer?
let me handle this, keva.
*puts gun to eb's head* ON THE GROUND! GET ON THE GROUND NOW!
WHERE'S TEER?! Huh?! YOU WANT A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD?!?!
*flexes claws* Not telling. Now let me go while you still have a nose.
I'm a wildcat too, and I have a gun.
Wow. Now I'm really scared. *watches Whatitiri land silently behind One Eye* Don't kill him, Whatitiri. Just mortally wound him.
*Kade puts away the phone, finally through.* Hey Eb, I got Pavarotti doing some singing for us as entertainment. Also, I managed to contact a casting director from around here, so we're getting a bunch of the extras from the Lord of the Rings movies and having a live action re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep as part of the after show.
cool!.
I know eb and I trust her, do not harm her or YOU shall suffer grately
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 13, 2019, 01:28:58 AM
let me handle this, keva.
*puts gun to eb's head* ON THE GROUND! GET ON THE GROUND NOW!
WHERE'S TEER?! Huh?! YOU WANT A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD?!?!
*said in weak voice* Please, no violence. Just cancel the wedding and everyone can live happily.
I know Ebby and Kade would make the perfec- Ebby and Kade will never make a good couple. The only thing to do now is cancel all arrangements and forget about it.
Uh, hate to break it to ya, but arrangements definitely can't be cancelled. I went through a lot of trouble getting the acts I've got lined up to sign on; I definitely can't cancel at this point. We'll have to figure something else out.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 13, 2019, 01:28:58 AM
let me handle this, keva.
*puts gun to eb's head* ON THE GROUND! GET ON THE GROUND NOW!
WHERE'S TEER?! Huh?! YOU WANT A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD?!?!
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 11, 2019, 11:47:11 PM
*is sitting in a corner, wrapped in a Ranger cloak and drinking coffee* No. Go away.
*is in her bedroom, making no noise, and pretending she's not there* And I own an invisibility cloak. Well,
the invisibility cloak.
Quote from: Booklover on December 13, 2019, 05:18:30 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 11, 2019, 11:47:11 PM
*is sitting in a corner, wrapped in a Ranger cloak and drinking coffee* No. Go away.
*is in her bedroom, making no noise, and pretending she's not there* And I own an invisibility cloak. Well, the invisibility cloak.
At least you're no longer pretending you don't exist.
I went to watch a play, so I didn't have time yesterday.
*Sits quietly as the wedding march starts playing*
This wedding is not happening. Have an awesome party if you wish but there will not be a wedding.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 03:39:48 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 13, 2019, 01:28:58 AM
let me handle this, keva.
*puts gun to eb's head* ON THE GROUND! GET ON THE GROUND NOW!
WHERE'S TEER?! Huh?! YOU WANT A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD?!?!
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Keva found this so funny that she dragged me over just to show me this post. :laugh:
Sisters are great. Now that you're here, you can cancel the wedding.
But... Why?
Because I value my life slightly more than I thought I did. Just do it.
*wriggles out of One Eye's grip and climbs swiftly up a tree, panting hard*
*Tries not to fall asleep as he waits to see how things play out.*
This is your wedding, you know. You should not being falling asleep. *watches One Eye closely, waiting to see what his next move will be*
Your's too :laugh:
*moans* I know!
(but I'm not in any danger of falling asleep)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 13, 2019, 09:30:30 PM
*wriggles out of One Eye's grip and climbs swiftly up a tree, panting hard*
*Gets against a wall and opens fire at Eb while watching for wa-somthing.*
Whatitiri, his name is Whatitiri. *slides down far side of tree, wounded*
*Zaps One-Eye with a lightning bolt from his enchanted fork and then casts a barrier around Eb.* Can you not do that please?
*Walks over to Eb.* Don't worry, it's just a scratch. *Whips together a poultice and bandages Ebantu's wound.* There, you should be good now.
*is unconscious from loss of blood*
*gets up after about 10 seconds* I DON'T WORK LIKE THAT NO MORE
*attacks barrier*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 13, 2019, 10:02:09 PM
*is unconscious from loss of blood*
*Talking to himself* Eh, she isn't bleeding anymore, so she'll wake up eventually. Might make it easier to get the wedding underway, at least.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 13, 2019, 10:05:25 PM
*gets up after about 10 seconds* I DON'T WORK LIKE THAT NO MORE
*attacks barrier*
*Calls in air support on One-Eye. Fast mover comes in low and fires on his position.*
*gradually starts waking up* Where...where's One Eye? I didn't hurt Teer. Why...did he attack me?
That would be because he's One-Eye ;D
*is half asleep, half unconscious*
Same
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 13, 2019, 07:35:07 PM
Keva found this so funny that she dragged me over just to show me this post. :laugh:
I'm glad you two liked it! :D
ouch thats a bad one!
*takes Ebby to the infirmary*
*shakes head* This has got to stop. *grabs Ebantu and flies far, far away*
STOP, she has heps of bullet wounds, lets both carry her it will not hert her as much that way.*getly lifts ebbys limp form on to a stretcher*now, help me get her out of here!.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 14, 2019, 02:54:15 AM
*shakes head* This has got to stop. *grabs Ebantu and flies far, far away*
*Grabs onto one of Teer's talons as she flies away and get's carried along for the ride.* This is kinda fun.
well you'r about to DIE
Y'know, more people get killed on these wedding topics than in any other topic type.
Actually, I think kill the user above you has a few deaths.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 13, 2019, 10:12:17 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 13, 2019, 10:02:09 PM
*is unconscious from loss of blood*
*Talking to himself* Eh, she isn't bleeding anymore, so she'll wake up eventually. Might make it easier to get the wedding underway, at least.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 13, 2019, 10:05:25 PM
*gets up after about 10 seconds* I DON'T WORK LIKE THAT NO MORE
*attacks barrier*
*Calls in air support on One-Eye. Fast mover comes in low and fires on his position.*
*gets shot several times*
ADRENALINE RUSH!!!
*runs after kade*
*looks at Ebby* MOTHING INSTINCS!*portals ebby and teer into space (with space gere on)*
*is in pain* Look...look out, Kade. *points weakly at One Eye following*
*starts beating kade with a tree branch*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa...
*adrenaline wears off and i collapse and die*
*struggles until Teer releases her grip* Kade! *lands on One Eye and snarls in his face* Serves you right! *also collapses but doesn't die completely; is mostly dead, but mostly dead is slightly alive*
*comes back*Ebby!! *drops to the grownd*oow look Teer, Ebby dose'nt hate kade as much as she maks out owo
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 15, 2019, 02:08:27 AM
*starts beating kade with a tree branch*
Ow.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 15, 2019, 02:15:12 AM
*struggles until Teer releases her grip* Kade! *lands on One Eye and snarls in his face* Serves you right! *also collapses but doesn't die completely; is mostly dead, but mostly dead is slightly alive*
*Gets up and runs over to Eb, pulling her away from the downed One-Eye.* Hey, hey, stay awake now Eb, you can't go to sleep just yet! *Kade was surprised at the shape she was in; apparently his healing from earlier hadn't been quite as effective as he thought. He quickly performed first aid, stabilizing her so that she wouldn't bleed out. Seeing that this was only a temporary solution though, his mind raced, trying to figure out what to do. Suddenly a thought came to him and he pulled out his magic fork. He stared at it intensely for a moment, concentrating his mind, before stabbing the fork into his chest. He grunted as the utensil dig into him and the magic he'd imbued it with took effect. As he pulled the fork out, there appeared to be a bright ball of light on the tip of it, a part of his own life force. He pressed the fork into Eb's arm, barely piercing the skin. As he did so, the ball of life force rushed into her, healing her wounds and restoring her vitality. He smiled wearily,* There, you should be... fine now.... *He then collapsed, unconscious.*
(Er, this was an RP thread, right? ;D)
owo thats so cute! ;D true love!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 15, 2019, 02:15:12 AM
*struggles until Teer releases her grip* Kade! *lands on One Eye and snarls in his face* Serves you right! *also collapses but doesn't die completely; is mostly dead, but mostly dead is slightly alive*
Almost extinct is not nearly extinct enough for Alec. And mostly dead isn't dead enough for him, in terms of demons.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 15, 2019, 08:25:26 AM
owo thats so cute! ;D true love!
Funny how that works out, ain't it? º-)
???
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 15, 2019, 06:46:41 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 15, 2019, 08:25:26 AM
owo thats so cute! ;D true love!
Funny how that works out, ain't it? º-)
You're supposed to be dead.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 15, 2019, 05:37:17 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 15, 2019, 02:08:27 AM
*starts beating kade with a tree branch*
Ow.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 15, 2019, 02:15:12 AM
*struggles until Teer releases her grip* Kade! *lands on One Eye and snarls in his face* Serves you right! *also collapses but doesn't die completely; is mostly dead, but mostly dead is slightly alive*
*Gets up and runs over to Eb, pulling her away from the downed One-Eye.* Hey, hey, stay awake now Eb, you can't go to sleep just yet! *Kade was surprised at the shape she was in; apparently his healing from earlier hadn't been quite as effective as he thought. He quickly performed first aid, stabilizing her so that she wouldn't bleed out. Seeing that this was only a temporary solution though, his mind raced, trying to figure out what to do. Suddenly a thought came to him and he pulled out his magic fork. He stared at it intensely for a moment, concentrating his mind, before stabbing the fork into his chest. He grunted as the utensil dig into him and the magic he'd imbued it with took effect. As he pulled the fork out, there appeared to be a bright ball of light on the tip of it, a part of his own life force. He pressed the fork into Eb's arm, barely piercing the skin. As he did so, the ball of life force rushed into her, healing her wounds and restoring her vitality. He smiled wearily,* There, you should be... fine now.... *He then collapsed, unconscious.*
(Er, this was an RP thread, right? ;D)
Um...thanks. Your fork usually doesn't work that well. *dumps cold water on Kade's head, reviving him*
*is sad*
Why? *dumps cold water on Lass for no reason at all*
*crys*
*sighs* Seriously, you fix one problem and make another. Do I have to do everything 'round here? *revitalises Kade, hands Lass a tissue and feeds Ebby a piece of toast with raspberry jam* No more dying, deal? Good. *begins digging grave for One-Eye*
*spirit float out of body*
One-Eye served his purpouse well. Just another used up body, laid in a grave. What else is new.
*creates identical body* just another brick in the wall...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 03:00:50 AM
*sighs* Seriously, you fix one problem and make another. Do I have to do everything 'round here? *revitalises Kade, hands Lass a tissue and feeds Ebby a piece of toast with raspberry jam* No more dying, deal? Good. *begins digging grave for One-Eye*
yay Teery to the recuw
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 16, 2019, 05:31:13 AM
*spirit float out of body*
One-Eye served his purpouse well. Just another used up body, laid in a grave. What else is new.
*creates identical body* just another brick in the wall...
Oh, hello. Are you hungry? I've heard dying can be an appetite stimulating activity.
*stops crying*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 03:00:50 AM
*sighs* Seriously, you fix one problem and make another. Do I have to do everything 'round here? *revitalises Kade, hands Lass a tissue and feeds Ebby a piece of toast with raspberry jam* No more dying, deal? Good. *begins digging grave for One-Eye*
Laaaaaame ;D
O-O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 16, 2019, 03:43:46 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 03:00:50 AM
*sighs* Seriously, you fix one problem and make another. Do I have to do everything 'round here? *revitalises Kade, hands Lass a tissue and feeds Ebby a piece of toast with raspberry jam* No more dying, deal? Good. *begins digging grave for One-Eye*
Laaaaaame ;D
Sometimes, child, it's better to just do things in a slightly less interesting way and actually fix the problem, rather than stabbing yourself with a magic eating utensil.
Yeah, but that's no fun! Where else are you gonna find somebody stabbing themselves with a magic eating utensil?
*eats pie*
*Scoots over towards lass* I like pie :D
*hands keva pie*
Thanks, Lassie! *Chomps into pie*
(Pie that she's already eaten, mind you)
*Turns green* Oh well who cares about germs anyways! *Shrugs and continues eating*
I did not eat all of it and I still have alot more
That's great! R we doing a wedding pie instead of a wedding cake?
No, she has no say in this wedding!
its my best friend your marrying here!.no I made some pancakes to. do you want some?
If you're asking me, then yes! If you aren't... well, still yes.
*hands kade some pancakes*
YESH *runs off with pancakes* THANKS!
?.......your wellcome. *makes more pancakes*
It's funny; I just went and looked at page 90 of the YOUR FACE topic. I seriously thought you were only slightly older than me, Kade. Like, 14 or 15!
...Wait. You're younger than fourteen or fifteen?
....
....
......okay :o.....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 17, 2019, 08:12:56 PM
It's funny; I just went and looked at page 90 of the YOUR FACE topic. I seriously thought you were only slightly older than me, Kade. Like, 14 or 15!
;D
I like to act free spirited on the forums. Haven't you heard me talking (complaining) about not wanting to be at work though?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 17, 2019, 08:20:53 PM
...Wait. You're younger than fourteen or fifteen?
....
....
......okay :o.....
I figured she was around there, personally. I assume her and Teer are around the same age, and Teer has
claimed that she is early teens.
....Yeah, I suppose so.... I just determined everyone here, unless stated otherwise, is either fifteen/sixteen or seventeen/eighteen.
I'm quite sure that Lass is none of those :laugh:
Ebby and I are two years youger then Teer
Both of you are two years younger? Then Teer's, like, a year older than I thought, I guess. A few years really doesn't make much of a difference in the long run though :laugh:
how old are you?
According to my account on this forum, 1 ;D
1,0000. I am 53
Too late, I already know the truth :laugh:
I am 53 seasons >:D
Ah yeah, I like to think about that sometimes. My season age is MUCH more impressive :laugh:
do tell?
Ehhh, just use your imagination
how did you know my age?
You said you were the same age as Eb, and she gave away her age earlier.
In other words, mwahahahahaha.
oh.....well that sucks
Mmm, I guess? It just kind of is, in my opinion.
:P ;D >:D :laugh:
I understand that. *Doesn't understand that.*
*Binds Kade and Ebantu to the ground* (Using debris)
It is time, Keva.
I don't think Eb is here currently. Also *Stands up.* the preparations for the ceremony and after party aren't nearly finished yet. We haven't even chosen a venue, and that is EXCEEDINGLY important.
I'm not here.
haere atu i to hoiho tiketike sheev. ka waiho ko Ebby anake
Please translate your statement into English.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 17, 2019, 11:22:39 PM
haere atu i to hoiho tiketike sheev. ka waiho ko Ebby anake
So it's fine if it's me? Uh huh, I see how it is.
As previously stated, this wedding is not going to take place. End of story. Full stop.
In case you forgot, it's not really a decision we have any control over -_- Just gotta make the best of it ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on December 17, 2019, 08:26:15 PM
....Yeah, I suppose so.... I just determined everyone here, unless stated otherwise, is either fifteen/sixteen or seventeen/eighteen.
How old do you think I am?
At least older than 5. Any younger than that and you'd have a hard to reading everything that you have.
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 04:23:30 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 17, 2019, 08:26:15 PM
....Yeah, I suppose so.... I just determined everyone here, unless stated otherwise, is either fifteen/sixteen or seventeen/eighteen.
How old do you think I am?
Ummmmm..........
Quoteunless stated otherwise, is either fifteen/sixteen or seventeen/eighteen.
I am definitely one of those four options.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 18, 2019, 05:05:49 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 04:23:30 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 17, 2019, 08:26:15 PM
....Yeah, I suppose so.... I just determined everyone here, unless stated otherwise, is either fifteen/sixteen or seventeen/eighteen.
How old do you think I am?
Ummmmm..........Quoteunless stated otherwise, is either fifteen/sixteen or seventeen/eighteen.
If I said I wasn't 15-18, then how old would you think I was?
I'd have to make an educated guess based off of what you've said. For instance, Kade said he was part of the ROC. Assuming he was in his mid to late teens then, he'd be in his thirties now.
All that, and your profile says you're thirteen.
Thirties? That's a bit of a jump. Goodness, do I look that old in the pic I posted?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 18, 2019, 06:26:26 PM
I'd have to make an educated guess based off of what you've said. For instance, Kade said he was part of the ROC. Assuming he was in his mid to late teens then, he'd be in his thirties now.
All that, and your profile says you're thirteen.
Does it?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 18, 2019, 06:28:34 PM
Thirties? That's a bit of a jump. Goodness, do I look that old in the pic I posted?
......*Slowly rests head in hands*......
Mmmffs fs vy I mmmmmmr mmsss ffffffffs
(This is why I never guess ages.)
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 06:29:04 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 18, 2019, 06:26:26 PM
All that, and your profile says you're thirteen.
Does it?
Ummmmmm....it's
your profile......you should know.
This conversation has gone waaaaaaaaay off topic and that's perfectly alright with me.
Wedding topics do have a habit of doing that. Don't worry, though, we'll get there eventually.
*howls and tries to escape*
*Teleports Ebantu out of the topic.*
*from another topic* Thanks Verdauga!
Sorry Kade. It's nothing personal.
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F12I6iZjvlu5wWs%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
How old do u think I am?
Spoiler
RRR members, keep silent :D
Now, back to the wedding! U must pick your dinner menu, Kade. Ebby seems to be fine with letting u make all the wedding preparations ;D Isn't that right
@Ebantu the Kararehe
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 18, 2019, 06:28:34 PM
Thirties? That's a bit of a jump. Goodness, do I look that old in the pic I posted?
No, you don't. I'd say you're in your early twenties.
:D
*eats cake*
Lasagna and chocolate ice cream.
And this is why I've been left in charge of the food.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 20, 2019, 02:45:00 AM
Lasagna and chocolate ice cream.
Lasagna, yum. Chocolate ice cream, not quite as yum. Try Hokey Pokey.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 20, 2019, 04:29:50 AM
And this is why I've been left in charge of the food.
Not at the same time! Lasagna first, then ice cream for pudding.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 20, 2019, 09:39:57 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 20, 2019, 02:45:00 AM
Lasagna and chocolate ice cream.
Lasagna, yum. Chocolate ice cream, not quite as yum. Try Hokey Pokey.
You can have Hokey Pokey, I want chocolate.
*gives Ebby some chocolate*
Chocolate ice cream?
*Starts decorating Eb's and Kade's car with window markers*
*watches as Keva scribbles on the beautiful, chestnut horses and their carriage* Um... Keva? If you want to decorate the transportation device, I suggest using ribbons or something instead.
*eats some-more cake*
Oh *Laughs nervously as I try feed the horse the window markers, trying to get rid of the evidence* I guess it's a good thing we have ribbons as well then! I bought bright neon pink! Anybody object to that color?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on December 21, 2019, 12:14:16 AM
*Starts decorating Eb's and Kade's car with window markers*
At least it wasn't my car. I would be quite irritated if someone put hands on Nellybelle.
I OBJECT.
Aw. Nellybelle's a cute name.
That it is.
*pants ebby holo*
*Does not understand the previous post, but nods knowingly.* Mm.
I PANTED EBBY LIKE THIS
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/2e/e8/892ee8ff6d5a1179bf39dac10d6369cc.jpg)
That is not what I look like. *gives pieces of carrot to Stanley and Ginger whilst wiping off some of the window marker paint stuff* Whoadabub. It's alright, it won't be permanent. *fervently hopes that the window marker is not permanent*
*looks sheepish*sorry for panting your horse holo
(https://cdn140.picsart.com/261603686009212.png?r1024x1024)
Quote from: lass of something much on December 23, 2019, 10:48:31 PM
I PANTED EBBY LIKE THIS
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/2e/e8/892ee8ff6d5a1179bf39dac10d6369cc.jpg)
I always figured she looked something like that.
that but with long blonde hair and green blue eyes.*grins*
Ebby doesn't really look like that, actually. She's got more rounded edges.
*giggils*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 07:46:33 PM
Ebby doesn't really look like that, actually. She's got more rounded edges.
Mmm, good to know. I was a bit worried that she was just a colo(u)rful square.
I said that I painted her that color!
Quote from: lass of something much on December 26, 2019, 07:33:40 AM
I said that I painted her that color!
I'm more worried about the shape than the colo(u)r ;D
*Does not understand the previous post* what????? ',:!
Don't worry, Lass. He's just being a crazy American. (for all you Americans out there, don't take a offense. I didn't mean it)
I mean, have YOU ever met a square person? I'd venture not.
Well actually...
Oh? Do tell.
(http://images.wikia.com/thomashuijbens/images/4/42/Mr-square-head-500.jpg)
Any of you ever watched Mister Maker or whatever it was called?
Never even heard of it :laugh:
Probably because it's a British children's TV programme.
I'v never even heard of it eather :P
Wow! I just had a great idea! *Puts a colorful square on top of the wedding cake as Kade's and Eb's wedding topper* Perfect!
yay.....I think.....
It looks gorgeous! *Puts on sunglasses so I'm not blinded by the colorfulness of the square wedding topper*
What, so Eb get's a statue of herself on the cake, but I don't? Rude.
Oh of course u get to be on it too, Kade! What would u like to represent u?
My enchanted fork, of course.
Would u like it to be hot pink so it'll compliment Eb's square? :D
I'd prefer a radiant violet.
Alrighty then! *Places a radiant violet fork beside the square topper*
Yesssssssss
*kills Keva, Teer, and Lass* *knocks cake toppers into an infinite abyss* *cuts Stanley free of his harness and gallops away (bareback)*
Woooow, rude. What'd my radiant violet fork ever do to you?
*didn't hear Kade because is now far, far away*
Sends below message to Eb via carrier pigeon.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 31, 2019, 10:10:09 PM
Woooow, rude. What'd my radiant violet fork ever do to you?
It's the entire wedding.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 31, 2019, 08:55:49 PM
*kills Keva, Teer, and Lass*
*Gasp* We need a medic! Quick! Does anyone know CPR?
*Uses a healing spell on the three victims.*
We're.....gonna need a bit more than a bandage....
Can I be bothered to find the exact quote of a certain character being told by another character the problems of raising the dead with magic?
Depends on you, methinks
The thing is, the exact quote probably contains spoilers.
At the most, they'd be in a comatic state.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 31, 2019, 08:55:49 PM
*kills Keva, Teer, and Lass* *knocks cake toppers into an infinite abyss* *cuts Stanley free of his harness and gallops away (bareback)*
*Gasps* No need to get violent now, we're just trying to make sure u have the bestest of the best weddings ever!! ;D
Am I late?
Well, the thread isn't locked, so no, you still get to see one of them suffer through the wedding.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on January 03, 2020, 11:12:38 PM
Am I late?
Nope. *Hands Jarky a party hat* Stay. We have cookies!
Clearly a bus.
Then of course you're late.
*Hands out sparklers* Be careful not to catch your party hats on fire!
*Takes a sparkler in each paw and begins running around like a crazy beast.* WOOOOOOO *Party hat immediately catches fire, though this goes unnoticed.*
Does anybody else have the problem that hats from crackers rarely fit?
Come again?
*carrier pigeon message* No, I will not come again.
Quote from: Booklover on January 02, 2020, 01:40:58 PM
Can I be bothered to find the exact quote of a certain character being told by another character the problems of raising the dead with magic?
Hella* did that. In 'Thor Ragnarok'.
*Not sure of spelling.
Good movie, that.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 09, 2020, 06:02:51 AM
*carrier pigeon message* No, I will not come again.
Quote from: Booklover on January 02, 2020, 01:40:58 PM
Can I be bothered to find the exact quote of a certain character being told by another character the problems of raising the dead with magic?
Hella* did that. In 'Thor Ragnarok'.
*Not sure of spelling.
I was thinking of a part in Inheritance, actually. Not a movie I've never watched and never plan to.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 09, 2020, 03:17:57 PM
Good movie, that.
Agreed. But Thor loses two of the coolest things about him. His amazing hair and his hammer. :'(
Hmmm, you haven't seen past Ragnarok, have you?
No. Is there another one after that? I thought they hadn't made it yet. (btw, the guy made of stones who is friends with that insect/alien thing has a Kiwi accent. He's so funny)
Yeah, and the guy voice acting him is actually the director of the movie!
But yeah, it's continued. If you follow the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ragnarok is followed by Avengers: Infinity War which is then followed by Avengers: Endgame. Even though Avengers isn't "Thor", it literally picks up right where the credit sequence in Ragnarok leaves off.
O_O I have so far only watched the first Avengers movie, Thor Ragnarok, and snippets of one of the Iron Man movies.
You should DEFINITELY watch Infinity War and Endgame. Honestly, I think it would be better if you watched some of the previous movies in the MCU, but I don't want to make the task TOO daunting. (There's 23 movies in it currently ;D )
Help. I'm not legally allowed to watch any of them, actually.
Help? I mean, I could probably send them to you somehow :laugh:
You saw Ragnarok didn't ya? That has the same rating, I believe. *over here, at least.*
It does. I was being illegal (don't tell anyone).
:o
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 09, 2020, 08:52:32 PM
Help. I'm not legally allowed to watch any of them, actually.
Rules were made to be broken.
My advice: 123movies. Google that, you're welcome.
I watched a 15 when I was ten. Admittedly less than a month before my eleventh birthday, and it was Trading Places, which really should not be rated a 15.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 12, 2020, 12:08:35 AM
It does. I was being illegal (don't tell anyone).
Ooooo, imma call the police
Have you and her been pronounced?
I haven't died yet, if that's what you mean.
Indeed, neither of us have died.
Yippee. Hooray for us.
It's treason then. *Presents a sly spookful grin*
Treason against whom? Their is no Monarch of the Redwall Abbey Community Forum.
I can't remember. I'm sure there was a reason, though.
grr
you should be killing verdie, because he said this:
Quote from: Verdauga on January 09, 2020, 09:41:33 PM
A match made in heaven. He gets lost in her eyes.
Leave my husband alone! *realises self is dead and nobody can hear self. Sighs and respawns* In case you're wondering, yes, I can do that. Now:
LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE!
>:D >:D >:D your "husband" was killed by your daughter
.................................
................................
...............................
These relationships are getting weird, Teer.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2020, 09:08:32 AM
Leave my husband alone! *realises self is dead and nobody can hear self. Sighs and respawns* In case you're wondering, yes, I can do that. Now:
LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE!
Woooow, she's really getting into it now. I didn't know you had it in you, Teer!
Quote from: Verdauga on January 14, 2020, 03:01:08 PM
.................................
................................
...............................These relationships are getting weird, Teer.
They were already weird. You and Sebias, for example.
That is a sadistic rumor spread by you.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 14, 2020, 03:01:08 PM
.................................
................................
...............................These relationships are getting weird, Teer.
well its true, in like the therd chapter >:D
its not like I killed you. see
do you say your name like this guy says it?
It depends. I can't see the video from my laptop.
Anyway, I'm not that Verdauga. Buuuuuut, if someone comes on and takes the name Tsarmina, I'll take a loooooooooonnnnnggggg forum break.
*laughs*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 14, 2020, 08:48:19 PM
It depends. I can't see the video from my laptop.
Anyway, I'm not that Verdauga. Buuuuuut, if someone comes on and takes the name Tsarmina, I'll take a loooooooooonnnnnggggg forum break.
I'm, like, SUPER tempted to make another account now.
do it! :laugh:
No. It's against the rules.
,':/ that's a strang rule?...
In all honesty, no it isn't. It saves server space, the moderators and admins don't have to verify that it's a real person, and many forums forbid users having multiple accounts.
k ;D
To quote an incredibly smart person...
Ya'll is lame.
Takes one to know one.
'Course, that still doesn't explain why you think we're lame.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 15, 2020, 12:01:45 AM
To quote an incredibly smart person...
Ya'll is llames.
;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 15, 2020, 12:01:45 AM
To quote an incredibly smart person...(me)
Ya'll is a lamb.
I mean, you could be.
Just one lamb?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 14, 2020, 09:42:32 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 14, 2020, 08:48:19 PM
It depends. I can't see the video from my laptop.
Anyway, I'm not that Verdauga. Buuuuuut, if someone comes on and takes the name Tsarmina, I'll take a loooooooooonnnnnggggg forum break.
I'm, like, SUPER tempted to make another account now.
So am I. And to get around the rule against multiple accounts, I could just claim to be one of my brothers. That might work. Although now I've said this, perhaps somebody might suspect something. Maybe I'll have to edit this, or just not make another account.
Would Ginigivere be better, perhaps?
Quote from: Booklover on January 15, 2020, 04:01:55 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 14, 2020, 09:42:32 PM
I'm, like, SUPER tempted to make another account now.
So am I. And to get around the rule against multiple accounts, I could just claim to be one of my brothers. That might work. Although now I've said this, perhaps somebody might suspect something. Maybe I'll have to edit this, or just not make another account.
Would Gingivere be better, perhaps?
Quoting for evidence purposes ;D
I was never actually going to do it anyway. If you left the forum wouldn't be anywhere near as interesting.
It would be a different kind of interesting. And I would eventually come back.
Okay, I have another reason. My assumption would be wrong.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 15, 2020, 03:08:44 PM
Just one lamb?
yup, one lamb
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tfi9KohXAPM/S9Sy_wAsO9I/AAAAAAAAAHU/y-nLHw55PRE/s1600/Spring+lamb+1.jpg)
Well, Booklover, I found Tsarmina, and Gingivere profiles.
oOo
They ded
*Inactive.
They were made long before yours, though.
I see no reason to deny that, nor why that is an issue.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 14, 2020, 08:48:19 PM
It depends. I can't see the video from my laptop.
Anyway, I'm not that Verdauga. Buuuuuut, if someone comes on and takes the name Tsarmina, I'll take a loooooooooonnnnnggggg forum break.
That's why it's not an issue.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 16, 2020, 05:25:50 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 16, 2020, 05:21:19 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 16, 2020, 05:11:45 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 16, 2020, 05:11:14 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 16, 2020, 04:37:07 PM
*Inactive.
*dead
*ghosts
*not living
*the unalive
Mm, well said.
???
Quote from: Verdauga on January 14, 2020, 08:48:19 PM
It depends. I can't see the video from my laptop.
Anyway, I'm not that Verdauga. Buuuuuut, if someone comes on and takes the name Tsarmina, I'll take a loooooooooonnnnnggggg forum break.
He says it 'Ver-
dar-ga'. The weirdo.
Gingivere is one of my favourite Redwall characters. I love how he made friends with the hogbabes. :3
Edit: This is getting so off topic. *slaps forehead* Why did I say that.
I know right!
Well I know left. So there!
I know down.
That's why I dig all the time.
Alright, I think it's about we started the ceremony. Almost all the preparations r done!
No, we have'nt even made ebbys dress yet! >8(
I think Teer would kill you.
she already did that...
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on January 17, 2020, 11:15:47 PM
Alright, I think it's about we started the ceremony. Almost all the preparations r done!
Oh? Has a suitable location been chosen? We can't start things until that happens.
yes indeed
Quote from: lass of something much on January 18, 2020, 12:57:18 AM
she already did that...
Several times. Besides, I don't need a dress. I have a cloak.
Ebby!, I'm trying to chang the subject!
Why? It's no use.
I am resigned to my fate.
*Is slightly hurt, but tries not to show it.*
Get over yourself. It's compulsory to dislike whoever you get shipped with.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 18, 2020, 04:38:52 AM
*Is slightly hurt, but tries not to show it.*
the best way to "show" it is by posting about it!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 18, 2020, 04:40:19 AM
Get over yourself. It's compulsory to dislike whoever you get shipped with.
Says you, Teer and Verdauga are already calling each other "dear" and "darling" (though I'm really not sure how they got to that point :laugh:)
They've been brainwashed.
That's the only logical explanation really.
Yup. They will be missed. *The Last Goodbye plays in the background*
And in the side-ground.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 18, 2020, 04:45:04 AM
Says you, Teer and Verdauga are already calling each other "dear" and "darling" (though I'm really not sure how they got to that point :laugh:)
Several arguments on the subject which shall not be revealed on the open forum.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 18, 2020, 04:45:04 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 18, 2020, 04:40:19 AM
Get over yourself. It's compulsory to dislike whoever you get shipped with.
Says you, Teer and Verdauga are already calling each other "dear" and "darling" (though I'm really not sure how they got to that point :laugh:)
I may have had something to do with it.
And he may not have. Who can tell.
...
. . .
. . . . . .
w-w-we. We can.
Perhaps I crawled into your mind as you slept. No one shall ever know, except for me, and I ain't telling.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 18, 2020, 10:56:54 PM
Perhaps I crawled into your mind as you slept. No one shall ever know, except for me, but I'm not telling.
Eh, you'd have to travel down the coastline, go inland, find where I live, miniaturize yourself, find a way to acces the immaterial mind, and survive without being permanently scarred by what you find. As you aren't screaming about my darkest secrets, I think I'm safe.
*laughs*
;D :D ^-^ ;) 8)
>:D >:( :( :o ??? ::) :-X :-\
My reaction to the last few posts: ...weird.
My reaction to that is: its the Cellars man!
Quote from: Verdauga on January 18, 2020, 11:36:33 PM
Eh, you'd have to travel down the coastline, go inland, find where I live, miniaturize yourself, find a way to acces the immaterial mind, and survive without being permanently scarred by what you find. As you aren't screaming about my darkest secrets, I think I'm safe.
Permanently scarred? I highly doubt that would be the case.
. . . *fants*
*Gives Lass some gasoline to drink*
*is still fanted*
How are you still alive?!
*is still fanted, and dose not know*
No feeding people gasoline at my wedding please, One Eye. There will be enough deaths later on without you poisoning Lass.
*Laughs nervously* Y- yeah, quite so. No, uh... no killings please.
Are you talking to me or One Eye?
*Runs away.*
*laughs in a slightly malicious way*
"Slightly" she says.
*Trips over Lass while running, hitting his head and knocking himself out in the process.*
*is still fanted*
*sighs and rolls eyes* Seriously? *dumps a bucket of cold water on Kade's head* Some very strange things are happening at this wedding.
*Wakes up with a start.* AAAAAAhhhhhhow so?
Well, Keva tried to paint my horse, One Eye fed gasoline to Lass and it didn't kill her, and you tripped over her and got knocked out. And many other questionable things too.
That actually sounds pretty normal, as far as things around here go. Is there anything else that comes across as odd to you?
*some water splashis face, but its to late...*
Oh. Maybe the gasoline did kill her after all. That's a bit sad.
Indeed. She'll likely be missed. I thought we were trying to avoid this though; corpses just ruin the wedding mood, you know?
*is NOT dead you imbecile!*
Oh look! She's back.
Is she? How can you tell?
MagicShe just shouted at me, that's how.
Uh... are you ok? I didn't hear anything. Do you need to lay down for a bit?
*do dead peple call you an imbecile?, because they should.*
*snarls* I'm fine! ...Sorry.
*crys*
*pats Lass' head* Don't worry, I wasn't talking to you.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 20, 2020, 06:11:58 AM
*snarls* I'm fine! ...Sorry.
Whoa, ok. I'll, uh, I'll leave you be then.
Thank you.
*is still fanted*
*dumps water on Lass' head*
*throses up* bbbbllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, blerrrr
Ew. *moves away*
*is still out like a brik*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 14, 2020, 07:59:37 PM
Errr, @Teer?
Flies into topic with a box of chocolate* Yes, darling? *proceeds to share chocolate with Verdauga*
Take that back to your own wedding topic.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2020, 11:27:54 AM
Flies into topic with a box of chocolate* Yes, darling? *proceeds to share chocolate with Verdauga*
Oh, thank you, darling!
*Eats a piece of chocolate.*
Mmm, delicious. Anyway, it appears some poor beasts are planning my demise. I simply want you to have the utmost assurance that I will be fine. It may take me a few days to deal with the threat.
if it WAS sheev... well lets just say, he won't be a problem anymore...
Quote from: Verdauga on January 20, 2020, 02:30:03 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2020, 11:27:54 AM
Flies into topic with a box of chocolate* Yes, darling? *proceeds to share chocolate with Verdauga*
Oh, thank you, darling!
*Eats a piece of chocolate.*
Mmm, delicious. Anyway, it appears some poor beasts are planning my demise. I simply want you to have the utmost assurance that I will be fine. It may take me a few days to deal with the threat.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2020, 11:27:54 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 14, 2020, 07:59:37 PM
Errr, @Teer?
Flies into topic with a box of chocolate* Yes, darling? *proceeds to share chocolate with Verdauga*
You guys are freaking me out.
indeed
*Backs away* I love my boyfriend and all, but this is a whole new level. Stay away
Don't worry.
Not you, just Teer and verdie.
@Verdauga, he capitalised Teer's name but not yours. You should be offended, if you like trampolines.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 21, 2020, 03:09:33 AM
Not you, just Teer and verdie.
*grins evily* well, I can't speek for them...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 02:52:30 AM
You guys are freaking me out.
Pretty sure they're just doing it as a strange form of revenge for the wedding.
I hope you don't do this...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 03:53:55 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 02:52:30 AM
You guys are freaking me out.
Pretty sure they're just doing it as a strange form of revenge for the wedding.
It wasn't me who organised their wedding!
wee al m-ust soffer new O:-)
Seems like.
It's Valentine's Day in less than 25 days. Imteresting.
*slowly fades into the shadows in a corner* Don't go getting any ideas, Kade Rivok.
Me? ME?!?! I'm not the one that even started this.
Besides, acting like that is basically just begging me to do something.
Do things that happen in the Cellars carry over to other threads?
To an extent.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 08:01:03 PM
Me? ME?!?! I'm not the one that even started this.
Besides, acting like that is basically just begging me to do something.
*swiftly emerges* IT IS NOT!!!
Hmmmm. How imteresting:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:34:51 PM
*watches in amusement as Lass tries to shape-shift a hologram* *kills Kade* Now there's blood. *calmly washes paws and brushes teeth* Besides, I used my teeth to bite you, not my tongue.
I'd like to tell you about a little thing called, "spite."
Besides, it isn't like he can do much of anything about it.
I know about sprite. It's disgusting.
<_<
Welp, I know your Valentines' present!
I'm a wildcat, not a puppy.
Was... that a joke, or did you misunderstand Verdauga? I'm honestly unsure :laugh:
Quote from: Booklover on January 21, 2020, 08:08:21 PM
Hmmmm. How imteresting: Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:34:51 PM
*watches in amusement as Lass tries to shape-shift a hologram* *kills Kade* Now there's blood. *calmly washes paws and brushes teeth* Besides, I used my teeth to bite you, not my tongue.
I dodged that, no worries.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 08:06:24 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 08:01:03 PM
Me? ME?!?! I'm not the one that even started this.
Besides, acting like that is basically just begging me to do something.
*swiftly emerges* IT IS NOT!!!
Heh.
I like that word, actually. Heh. HEH. heh. It's a cool word.
It's a palindrome.
It's still cool.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 08:24:44 PM
I like that word, actually. Heh. HEH. heh. It's a cool word.
Nice dodge.
Being a palindrome makes it cool.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 08:27:00 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 08:24:44 PM
I like that word, actually. Heh. HEH. heh. It's a cool word.
Nice dodge.
Thanks.
Quote from: Booklover on January 21, 2020, 08:27:12 PM
Being a palindrome makes it cool.
Agreed.
Okay, I've got to go. My little brother wants me to come and see a praying mantis eating caterpillars, or something.
Ok, have fun! Or as much fun as you can have watching a praying mantis eating caterpillars, or something!
*looks at Ebby in horror*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:37:49 PM
*slowly fades into the shadows in a corner* Don't go getting any ideas, Kade Rivok.
*Passes Eb an AK-47 and builds a quick shelter*
SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
(Don't shoot me)
Quote from: Verdauga on January 20, 2020, 02:30:03 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2020, 11:27:54 AM
Flies into topic with a box of chocolate* Yes, darling? *proceeds to share chocolate with Verdauga*
Oh, thank you, darling!
*Eats a piece of chocolate.*
Mmm, delicious. Anyway, it appears some poor beasts are planning my demise. I simply want you to have the utmost assurance that I will be fine. It may take me a few days to deal with the threat.
How terrible! If anybeast succeeds in the plot, just tell me and I'll get revenge for you, dear. Nobeast will kill my husband and live to see the consequences!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 08:28:31 PM
Okay, I've got to go. My little brother wants me to come and see a praying mantis eating caterpillars, or something.
That sounds really cool! Was it interesting?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 22, 2020, 04:04:12 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:37:49 PM
*slowly fades into the shadows in a corner* Don't go getting any ideas, Kade Rivok.
*Passes Eb an AK-47 and builds a quick shelter*
SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
(Don't shoot me)
*does not move*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 22, 2020, 04:04:12 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:37:49 PM
*slowly fades into the shadows in a corner* Don't go getting any ideas, Kade Rivok.
*Passes Eb an AK-47 and builds a quick shelter*
SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
(Don't shoot me)
Okay. Thanks One Eye.
You... aren't planning to use that, are you?
*slowlybacks away*
*Walks up to Eb.*
You okay over there?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 09:46:11 PM
You... aren't planning to use that, are you?
Probably not on you, anyway. (unless you annoy me)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh-
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 22, 2020, 09:48:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 09:46:11 PM
You... aren't planning to use that, are you?
Probably not on you, anyway. (unless you annoy me)
I assumed I did that by existing ;D
Lass, be quiet or be shot.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 22, 2020, 09:48:31 PM
*Walks up to Eb.*
You okay over there?
Fine, why'd you ask?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 09:53:27 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 22, 2020, 09:48:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 09:46:11 PM
You... aren't planning to use that, are you?
Probably not on you, anyway. (unless you annoy me)
I assumed I did that by existing ;D
Hmm, good point.
Hmmm. I feel I've made poor choices.
help!
In the things you say? I agree.
Specifically that, yes.
(Is Lass ok?)
Perhaps you should leave. Right now.
(no)
No, you demented frog!, I'm about to fall to my doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...see what I mean?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 22, 2020, 10:04:49 PM
Perhaps you should leave. Right now.
But then I wouldn't be able to gaze upon your breathtaking countenance..
*pre-dodges
*shoots Kade*
*falls to doom*
*doesn't notice*
*Teleports Lass onto solid ground.*
Spoil sport.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 22, 2020, 10:10:09 PM
*shoots Kade*
HaHAH. You have fallen into my trap! In my previous post, I pre-dodged just in case you did such a thing!
You're terrible at taking compliments though.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 22, 2020, 10:11:14 PM
*Teleports Lass onto solid ground.*
Good on ya mate.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- oh, I'm still alive!
Do you need any help?
No.
It was directed more towards Lass, but okay.
*Whispers to Verdauga.* How's that case going, by the by?
You have most of the evidence. (I'm actually setting up a case file for this.)
What is this case?
Very secret stuff, but I can say it has something to do with the mods.
Dun dun dun. *said in a bored voice*
Don't you worry, the truth will come out.
I am thrilled.
yes you are
It's okay. I'll just ignore you.
Ach, my heart! *Falls over dramatically.*
Get over yourself.
*hides*
*glances at Ebby and Lass* I see the preparations seem to be coming alongXD Did u ever make Ebby's wedding gown, Lass?
No if I try eb will shoot me
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 10:37:15 PM
Don't you worry, the truth will come out.
The truth makes ye
freefret.
Verily.
Ha!
Does she think your sewing is that bad?! Maybe we can just buy her one ;D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on January 23, 2020, 11:21:53 PM
Does she think your sewing is that bad?! Maybe we can just buy her one ;D
my sewing skills are so bad, my dad is better at it then me!
*le gasp*
I found a ring bearer though
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 10:32:49 PM
Very secret stuff, but I can say it has something to do with the mods.
Hmmm... don't try anything. The mods are my friends. If you hurt them, you will die. (Verdauga might get away with severely injured, but anyone else will be signing their death warrant)
die in pain ,e te taniwha!
Nope.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on January 22, 2020, 11:29:33 PM
*glances at Ebby and Lass* I see the preparations seem to be coming alongXD Did u ever make Ebby's wedding gown, Lass?
No thank you very much. I won't need a wedding dress, we won't get that far and have both bride and groom still living.
',:l $_$ *-*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 07:33:54 AM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on January 22, 2020, 11:29:33 PM
*glances at Ebby and Lass* I see the preparations seem to be coming alongXD Did u ever make Ebby's wedding gown, Lass?
No thank you very much. I won't need a wedding dress, we won't get that far and have both bride and groom still living.
Aw, she's so shy
anything but
*Pat's Ebby on the head* No need to be bashful, Ebby! :D
Now *Puts on spectacles* Would u like the dresses train to be long or short? ;D
you should make her a dress like Galadriel's dress!
It should take multiple minutes for the train to make it in after she does.
Ooh! I like those suggestions! I'm definitely gonna have to add both of those! 🧵
Should we see on lots of beads? I think that would look beautiful! :D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 09:52:49 PM
It should take multiple minutes for the train to make it in after she does.
I don't think Ebby would like that....at all.
But-but....it would look magnificent! ....Maybe she will like it better if we make it just a foot shorter, I don't know if I can take any more off
I don't know, that might be a bit much. Maybe 6 inches.
She might settle for 8 inchee if she realizes how much it will affect the look!
Well, to make up for it, at the end of the train I think there should be a number of strings of small wooden beads, so when they bounce along the ground it kind of sounds like rainfall.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on January 24, 2020, 10:01:12 PM
But-but....it would look magnificent! ....Maybe she will like it better if we make it just a foot shortee, I don't know if I can take any more off
how is she going to clean it thowe!
*makes for the door* You're going to have to tie me to a chair if you want me to stay here.
as you wish...*ties Ebby to a chair, and gives her hot coffee*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 24, 2020, 05:40:33 AM
I found a ring bearer though
A Ring Bearer? A Bearer of one of the Great Rings? Who?
*Frees Eb.*
Be careful with that coffee.
Quote from: Booklover on January 25, 2020, 08:25:58 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 24, 2020, 05:40:33 AM
I found a ring bearer though
A Ring Bearer? A Bearer of one of the Great Rings? Who?
oh...yaer that....
Spoiler
HOIHO!
Quote from: Verdauga on January 25, 2020, 09:13:57 PM
*Frees Eb.*
*waves goodbye to Eb as she trys to jump out the window with hot coffee in her hands*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 25, 2020, 09:13:57 PM
*Frees Eb.*
I am forever in your debt. *gives Lass the coffee before jumping out the window*
oh...menny thanks *drinks the coffee*
*is escaping*
*gives Ebby lanbas*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 27, 2020, 06:39:01 AM
*is escaping*
*Is jogging alongside Eb.* Sooo... where are we going?
*trips Kade* You're going nowhere.
*Falls on Eb, knocking her down.* Nor you, apparently.
*is stuck*
Ooo kade, now you gona pay :D *helps Ebby up, and wachis at she disaperes*
*is still stuck because Kade hasn't moved*
*Was knocked unconscious in the fall.*
Ugh. Really?
were are you I cannot see you!
...that's a bit harsh.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 27, 2020, 09:14:10 PM
Ooo kade, now you gona pay :D *helps Ebby up, and wachis at she disaperes*
*Groggily comes to.* Ugh, where am I?
*muffled voice* On top of me.
Goodness gracious! *Hops up and helps Eb to her footpaws.* And we're not even married yet, I'm so sorry.
*dusts self off* It's alright. I only nearly suffocated.
Never fear, we can save that for later. Now, where were we?
I was escaping, you were following me. *places paw on dagger hilt*
And how do we know it wasn't the other way around? I think you were following me.
Simple: I was out the window first.
I didn't take a window, too big to fit through 'em. You were definitely following me.
Either way, the others will catch up if we stand here debating. Shall we get a move on?
No. *disappears up a tree*
Good idea!
*Picks up tree and takes it with him as he runs.*
*watches from Whatitiri's back as Kade runs away* Hah.
*Also watches his phantom from Whatitiri's back.* Hah.
that's Not how it works!
*pushes Kade of Whatitiri's back*
*Grabs Eb so both begin to fall.* Why do you keep doing these things?
*shapeshifts in to a great Eagle of Middle-earth, and grabs kade leting Whatitiri save Ebby*
*Is still holding onto Eb.* Thanks for the save Lass!
silly otter, let go of Ebby befor you pull her arm off!, Whatitiri will cach her.
Let go or I will bite you.
If I let go of you, you will fall, and that is something I can not allow. Do your worst, madam!
*Blinks*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 28, 2020, 02:27:10 AM
If I let go of you, you will fall, and that is something I can not allow. Do your worst, madam!
kade let go and i'l cach her, you are corsing her pain!
He is not. He is causing me repulsion. *bites, scratches, and tears at Kade's paw* Let me go already!
*lands on a cliftop, droping kade none to gently, but as Ebby is a cat she landed on her footpaws*
*Lands on top of Eb. Again.*
*watches in amusement*
*lifts kade up on to his footpaws*
*is lying on the ground, mostly flattened* I severely dislike you right now.
(I just looked back through this entire thread and I have been killed and mistreated several times. Wedding are hazardous to one's health)
*puts Ebby genily on my back and takes fliet*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 28, 2020, 07:43:35 PM
*is lying on the ground, mostly flattened* I severely dislike you right now.
(I just looked back through this entire thread and I have been killed and mistreated several times. Wedding are hazardous to one's health)
All I can say is, not my fault ^-^ this has all been circumstantial.
Sheev chained me up, One Eye shot me (twice, I think), you flattened me (definitely twice) and several other things that I can't be bothered to type right now.
Edit: And Keva painted my horse with window markers.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 27, 2020, 09:36:27 PM
Goodness gracious! *Hops up and helps Eb to her footpaws.* And we're not even married yet, I'm so sorry.
Oh no! We must rectify that immediately! Any (not) reformed pirates (well,
raiders) to perform the ceremony? Or will we have to wait until somebody almost gets killed (again)?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 28, 2020, 07:43:35 PM
(Wedding are hazardous to one's health)
Only if you didn't invite any Skandians or if a Skandian either gets drunk or hurts you when you try to assassinate someone. Or if you're one of those characters in the short stories we had to write in English not long ago.
Oof!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 28, 2020, 08:31:27 PM
Sheev chained me up, One Eye shot me (twice, I think), you flattened me (definitely twice) and several other things that I can't be bothered to type right now.
Edit: And Keva painted my horse with window markers.
I can't speak for the rest, but the first time I fell on you was because you tripped me (so, your fault ;D) and the second time was because Lass dropped me ("none to gently" in her own words) while I was still holding on to you.
I think, in the end, all these bad things have happened because of you and your cohort!
No, sheev chained her up because he is...well, he is sheev.
and one-eye shot her for fun...
*Pat's Ebby on the head, then gives her a hug*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 28, 2020, 09:36:03 PM
No, Sheev chained her up because he is...well, he's Sheev.
and One-Eye shot her for fun...
It was amusing at the time.
not for her, she was very upset
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 28, 2020, 09:21:05 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 28, 2020, 08:31:27 PM
Sheev chained me up, One Eye shot me (twice, I think), you flattened me (definitely twice) and several other things that I can't be bothered to type right now.
Edit: And Keva painted my horse with window markers.
I can't speak for the rest, but the first time I fell on you was because you tripped me (so, your fault ;D) and the second time was because Lass dropped me ("none to gently" in her own words) while I was still holding on to you.
I think, in the end, all these bad things have happened because of you and your cohort!
The Cohort?
Now that I think about it, both.
*laughs*
*Doesn't laugh.*
*chuckles softly*
*grins at kade*
*Smiles winningly back.*
cake, anyone?
*Winning smile intensifies.*
Sooo, thats a yes?...*hands kade some cake*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 31, 2020, 03:13:38 AM
*Winning smile intensifies.*
I hate it when you do that. (botheration, there is no death-stare emoji and there is no long-suffering emoji)
you want cake to?
No thanks. I just ate some homemade chocolate spread, so...I'm good.
ahh, I see...
*Reaches paw through Eb's screen and grabs a spoonful of the chocolate spread*
0-0
I wasn't eating chocolate spread anywhere near my laptop! Gosh, what do you think I am, a wild animal?!
"Kararehe" umm...yes
Oh. Good point. :P
*Steals chocolate spread from Sebias*
Keva, I can give you the recipe if you want it.
aw, nice monster!
Who, me? :o
yes. who els
Uhhhhh... *gestures to self*
*somehow manages to turn chocolate spread into a suitable replacement for gunpowder in weaponry*
Wow, how did you do that!
Good thing you didn't try to use jelly or whatever, the gun would definitely jam.
>_>
*Ba-dumm tsss*
Lol.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 02, 2020, 01:23:13 AM
Keva, I can give you the recipe if you want it.
Thanks! It's prolly easier to swipe it from Sebias tho ;)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 03, 2020, 03:07:33 AM
Uhhhhh... *gestures to self*
*somehow manages to turn chocolate spread into a suitable replacement for gunpowder in weaponry*
O_O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 03, 2020, 10:43:03 PM
Good thing you didn't try to use jelly or whatever, the gun would definitely jam.
Especially if you used it to halt traffic.
Ha ha :D
Can I get everyone to stand beside the bride and groom? I'd like to get all of u in it so Eb and Kade can always look back on this happy day!
*Is currently asleep.*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 05, 2020, 06:19:51 PM
Ha ha :D
Can I get everyone to stand beside the bride and groom? I'd like to get all of u in it so Eb and Kade can always look back on this happy day!
Sure thing! *Combed hair hastily then stands beside Kade and smiled broadly (In fact, in looks something like this: ;D)* Who's camera are you using, Keva?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 05, 2020, 06:33:20 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 05, 2020, 06:19:51 PM
Ha ha :D
Can I get everyone to stand beside the bride and groom? I'd like to get all of u in it so Eb and Kade can always look back on this happy day!
Sure thing! *Combed hair hastily then stands beside Kade and smiled broadly (In fact, in looks something like this: ;D)* Who's camera are you using, Keva?
*Is curled up on the floor with Seb apparently standing next to him.*
*Puts foot on Kade's head* How's this for a picture pose, Keva?
*takes a photo* Page 42!
Thank you, Booklover. *Removes foot and pulls Kade up* You don't want to sleep through the wedding feast, dude.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 05, 2020, 06:41:54 PM
*Puts foot on Kade's head* How's this for a picture pose, Keva?
*Instinctively dodges.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 05, 2020, 06:59:28 PM
Thank you, Booklover. *Removes foot and pulls Kade up* You don't want to sleep through the wedding feast, dude.
*Instinctively flops about.*
*Frames picture* Now the bride, please!
have fun trying.
Hmm...Lass, do u know of any of Eb's weaknesses? (Besides Kade of course) ;D
yes, but if I tell you hers, she will (rightly so) tell you mine....
Ah, I understand that :D I'll have to come up with a different idea then;)
sorry about it...not realy Eb is my best friend and I will not betray her
Haha! :D I have a sisters...I know how it works ;)
Oo, how many? (Ebby only has little brothers, so Teer and I are like her sisters)
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 06, 2020, 12:53:41 AM
Hmm...Lass, do u know of any of Eb's weaknesses? (Besides Kade chocolate of course) ;D
hmm *thinks of all Ebby's weaknesses* :laugh:
No, she was like "Ah! I hate you keva!"
Heh
Judging by Eb's preference for bows, I would assume close range attacks with a sword to be a weakness. It can outreach the knife that any sensible archer has on their person, while still being close enough to render a bow obsolete.
*is suspicious*
Ach, look at Lass being suspicious!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 06, 2020, 04:03:56 PM
Judging by Eb's preference for bows, I would assume close range attacks with a sword to be a weakness. It can outreach the knife that any sensible archer has on their person, while still being close enough to render a bow obsolete.
Ahh, but what if they have two knives? Then the swordsman might be in trouble. Of course, if it was an angry axeman, then you'd probably have to try to distract them, throw both knives, then run like Gorlog's chasing after you.
An archer would have to put the bow away, then draw both knives, leaving the swordsman a window of opportunity to go for the kill.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 02:37:25 PM
No, she was like "Ah! I hate you keva!"
Well, hate is a strong word ;D
Well, the two first things I did after getting shipped with Russa is shoot Del, then myself, so...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 06, 2020, 07:42:39 PM
An archer would have to put the bow away, then draw both knives, leaving the swordsman a window of opportunity to go for the kill.
A Ranger would almost certainly be quick enough. Remember that they probably have a Ranger horse with them.
indeed, plus Eb could just fly away....
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 06, 2020, 07:42:39 PM
An archer would have to put the bow away, then draw both knives, leaving the swordsman a window of opportunity to go for the kill.
Or one could just drop the bow...
Besides, just because I've never mentioned being skilled with a close range weapon doesn't mean that I'm not.
Edit: Also good point Lass.
thanks! ;D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 08, 2020, 01:46:34 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 06, 2020, 07:42:39 PM
An archer would have to put the bow away, then draw both knives, leaving the swordsman a window of opportunity to go for the kill.
Or one could just drop the bow...
Besides, just because I've never mentioned being skilled with a close range weapon doesn't mean that I'm not.
Edit: Also good point Lass.
True.
So... why?
I just noticed that this thread is 44 pages long and yet we are still unmarried.
Oh, I guess we should change that shouldn't we ;D
D-d-did she just assent?
nope.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 09, 2020, 01:50:46 AM
D-d-did she just assent?
Not necessarily, but there's no reason for you to sound so shocked.
:o VHAT!
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 01:29:39 AM
Oo, how many?
Lass, I think Keva has nine sisters, plus four brothers. (Yes, I'm jealous too)
Aw, lucky! (or not, my sibling are the best! but that's not true for some people)
Quote from: lass of something much on February 09, 2020, 04:12:20 AM
:o VHAT!
What? (this is going to turn into Halt and Horace's conversation in Oakleaf Bearers/The Battle for Skandia )
Mmm?
You know, when they keep saying 'what' to each other and Halt gets really annoyed.
Vat?
go ask teer
??? vat?
as would I. but then again you are good at singing.....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 10, 2020, 03:36:36 AM
You know, when they keep saying 'what' to each other and Halt gets really annoyed.
What what? Wot wot?
that we do, wot, wot!
I wish I had more sisters! :P
YOU ALREADY HAVE SIX OF THEM WHY WOULD YOU WANT MORE
because sisters are one of the best things on earth!
Aside from chocolate.
No, sisters are better.
...I have no sisters. Which is why part of the reason why I eat chocolate.
are you saying I don't count?! :'( *goes to cry in a hole*
I have no blood sisters, but I do have sisters in Christ. Happy now? *drops chocolate down the hole where Lass is crying*
I am a happy only child.
*is hit in the head by the chocolate* *fants*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 11, 2020, 04:05:21 PM
I am a miserable only child.
You poor deprived chiddler.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 12, 2020, 04:39:12 AM
*is hit in the head by the chocolate* *faints*
Oops. But don't you mean 'is knocked unconscious'?
I can't really complain about my brothers, given the good books they have recommended over the years, including Redwall.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 11, 2020, 07:01:33 AM
because sisters are one of the best things on earth!
TRUE!
*Eats some chocolate*
Quote from: Booklover on February 12, 2020, 08:21:44 PM
I can't really complain about my brothers, given the good books they have recommended over the years, including Redwall.
My brothers are all younger than me, so I don't get many good book recommendations. :P
*slowly reggaes consciousness*
Mooahahah. You think you have the best siblings, but in reality, is is I, Verdauga, who has the best family! Nyehehehe!
I'm not convinced.
That's because you don't have the best family in the world.
Spoiler
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.420938826.6391/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
Quote from: Verdauga on February 13, 2020, 02:40:19 PM
Mooahahah. You think you have the best siblings, but in reality, is is I, Verdauga, who has the best family! Nyehehehe!
Are you saying that just because you have a sibling on the forum?
No. I'm saying that because it's the truth.
Although, I may be just a little biased.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 13, 2020, 02:40:19 PM
Mooahahah. You think you have the best siblings, but in reality, is is I, Verdauga, who has the best family! Nyehehehe!
you were killed by your kid...
(My real life self, Lass.)
Well, I have the best family! real life, and on the forum! ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on February 13, 2020, 06:16:50 PM
(My real life self, Lass.)
But if my Halt theory is right, then (well, I can't really say because of spoilers, but any RA fan will know what I mean) your blood relations aren't great (understatement of the century), but your adopted family are awesome.
8)
Quote from: lass of something much on February 13, 2020, 06:21:41 PM
Well, I have the best family! real life, and on the forum! ;D
Okay, okay let's not kid ourselves :D We all
Spoiler
KNOW
Sebias and I have the best family 8)
Biggest, maybe...
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 13, 2020, 11:11:15 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 13, 2020, 06:21:41 PM
Well, I have the best family! real life, and on the forum! ;D
Okay, okay let's not kid ourselves :D We all Spoiler
KNOW
do YOU make cupcakes with your sister, and she makes you laugh so hard that you dunk you're self, so you
will can stop laughing?!?
Quote from: lass of something much on February 14, 2020, 08:17:22 AM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 13, 2020, 11:11:15 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 13, 2020, 06:21:41 PM
Well, I have the best family! real life, and on the forum! ;D
Okay, okay let's not kid ourselves :D We all Spoiler
KNOW
do YOU make cupcakes with your sister, and she makes you laugh so hard that you dunk you're self, so you will can stop laughing?!?
I swear we've had this conversation before.
Probably. (we're off topic again, yay)
See, there you go again. Practically begging to get back on topic.
Oh, you saw through my pretense of joy at the subject change. How sad.
Verily.
Indeed.
Quote from: Booklover on February 14, 2020, 05:41:53 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 14, 2020, 08:17:22 AM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 13, 2020, 11:11:15 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 13, 2020, 06:21:41 PM
Well, I have the best family! real life, and on the forum! ;D
Okay, okay let's not kid ourselves :D We all Spoiler
KNOW
do YOU make cupcakes with your sister, and she makes you laugh so hard that you dunk you're self, so you will can stop laughing?!?
I swear we've had this conversation before.
I only did that two days ago, how would you have herd it?
Magic.
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Well, I have the best family! real life, and on the forum! ;D
Okay, okay let's not kid ourselves :D We all Spoiler
KNOW
do YOU make cupcakes with your sister, and she makes you laugh so hard that you dunk you're self, so you will can stop laughing?!?
I swear we've had this conversation before.
I only did that two days ago, how would you have herd it?
I was mostly thinking about the best family thing. I'm not sure when it was, but it does seem familiar.
Quote from: Booklover on February 14, 2020, 07:43:17 PM
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Quote from: lass of something much on February 13, 2020, 06:21:41 PM
Well, I have the best family! real life, and on the forum! ;D
Okay, okay let's not kid ourselves :D We all Spoiler
KNOW
do YOU make cupcakes with your sister, and she makes you laugh so hard that you dunk you're self, so you will can stop laughing?!?
I swear we've had this conversation before.
I only did that two days ago, how would you have herd it?
I was mostly thinking about the best family thing. I'm not sure when it was, but it does seem familiar.
Ohh, I seee.....
How about we stop the quote pyramid thing?
Quote from: lass of something much on February 14, 2020, 07:46:49 PM
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Quote from: lass of something much on February 14, 2020, 08:17:22 AM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 13, 2020, 11:11:15 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 13, 2020, 06:21:41 PM
Well, I have the best family! real life, and on the forum! ;D
Okay, okay let's not kid ourselves :D We all Spoiler
KNOW
do YOU make cupcakes with your sister, and she makes you laugh so hard that you dunk you're self, so you will can stop laughing?!?
I swear we've had this conversation before.
I only did that two days ago, how would you have herd it?
I was mostly thinking about the best family thing. I'm not sure when it was, but it does seem familiar.
Ohh, I seee.....
what ever could you mean?
Verdauga is right. Stop the pyramids!
(https://thumbs-prod.si-cdn.com/IVvNjcerkYgDzLGip6xg9Mq7L-Q=/fit-in/1600x0/https://public-media.si-cdn.com/filer/94/3b/943b17ca-2115-42bb-85b0-28b9333361d6/oct2015_d06_pyramids.jpg)
Quote from: Booklover on February 15, 2020, 11:44:23 AM
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cool!
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6e/64/d6/6e64d6c897686ca7cdf77bca63102e8d.jpg)
Is that Kade? I didn't know he likes clams.
nope, it's a random google img
Ah, I was wondering where his fork is.
er, okay...um...please..er...Help...I'm stuck...
Where are you stuck?
I was stuck in a tree.... :-[
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 16, 2020, 04:30:18 AM
Ah, I was wondering where his fork is.
It is always with me... somewhere.
yup.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 07:24:43 PM
Probably. (we're off topic again, yay)
Ah yes, this is Eb's big day after all! We should prolly carry on with the party. (I guess Kade is supposed to have a say as well too) ;D
Let's see, did Eb ever pick a maid of honor? Did Kade ever pick a best man? This would prolly be a good time to start the wedding speeches :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 17, 2020, 10:16:42 PM
Let's see, did Eb ever pick a maid of honor? Did Kade ever pick a best man?
Ebby was to busy killing every one, and Kade...I don't know...
Quote from: lass of something much on February 17, 2020, 10:55:50 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 17, 2020, 10:16:42 PM
Let's see, did Eb ever pick a maid of honor? Did Kade ever pick a best man?
Ebby was to busy being killed by every one, and Kade...I don't know...
Fixed.
Ah, I see. Perhaps we should all raise a toast then? *Lifts wine glass filled with rootbeer* I guess I'll start... "To the bride, may she share everything with Kade, including the housework!" :D
Ew.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 19, 2020, 01:08:04 AM
Ah, I see. Perhaps we should all raise a toast then? *Lifts wine glass filled with rootbeer* I guess I'll start... "To the bride, may she share everything with Kade, including the housework!" :D
Amen to that.
Yup.
nope.
:(
No idea.
that's not good. ^-^
Why not?
just because!
So, it is good then.
Nope, CCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
e
No. Unless you want to play
Quote from: Booklover on February 20, 2020, 06:30:18 PM
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
, in which case, it would be e3 or e4 (or any other opening moves for white).
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsssssssssssssssssssEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quote from: Booklover on February 20, 2020, 06:53:48 PM
No. Unless you want to playQuote from: Booklover on February 20, 2020, 06:30:18 PM
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
, in which case, it would be e3 or e4 (or any other opening moves for white).
*Watches as the point goes right over Booklovers head and disappears into the sunset.*
*Watches and speaks in a Texan drawl.*
That musta been one of 'em "long-range points" there.
>:(
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Cheese is tasty, most of the time.
Vhat?
8) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-)
You're mad.
You realise that was a compliment.
*is still stuck in a hole sobbing*
*Tries to comfort Lass.*
There there. It isn't nearly as bad as you think it is.
*Goes back through the posts to see how bad it really is.*
*pulls Lass out of the hole and gives her some rescue remedy* You'll be alright, Lass.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 07:07:58 PM
*pulls Lass out of the hole and gives her some rescue remedy* You'll be alright, Lass.
. . . you do know what that is, rite?
Yes, it's a blend of five medicinal flowers.
?
I agree.
Good for you.
*stits back*
*lies back*
*falls back* Ah!!!
Hah.
*is falling*
*drops a rope down to Lass*
*grabs rope* thanks!
Where did you even fall? We don't have any random holes about, as far as I know.
Considering that you dig when you're stressed. I'd argue that we probably do have random holes lying about.
Hey now, I don't just do it when I'm stressed.
But I haven't dug any holes in this topic, just your argument *BUDUM TISH*
*watches as a cymbal falls down a convenient well*
Fake hole, fake hole!
why?
I dunno, I just don't believe in it.
*pulls Kade in the hole* there, now you believe in it.. ;D
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Throws rice at Eb and Kade*
why?
It's a wedding tradition over here.
Used to be gravel and sand, but, y'know....
oh.
Yeah.
*Tosses confetti.*
*runs away from confetti*
*protects self from both rice and confetti with an umbrella*
*Falls out of the sky and lands face first beside Eb.* ...ow....
*carefully uses toe to nudge Kade* What did you do that for?
Hahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:31:34 AM
*carefully uses toe to nudge Kade* What did you do that for?
*Nips at offending toe.* Ask Lass, she's the one that pushed me down a mysterious hole.
If it takes five members five days to dig a hole, how long does it take one to dig half a hole?
The literal answer would be 12.5 days.
But, if you're trying to be smart, the answer is "You can't dig half a hole. A hole is a hole."
Unless you bring forum logic into it. Then, anything goes ;D
Have you heard the Japanese ship riddle?
Mmm, don't think so, unless it's the one about replacing parts of the ship and if it's the same ship at the end as the beginning. Though that isn't really a riddle.
*1205 puppets break through the building and begin to devour everything*
*The puppets are ejected from the thread.* Not allowed here. Sorry.
You beat me to it.
*The puppets stay* *The puppets begin to consume Kade*
*kills all of the puppets that are consuming Kade*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 25, 2020, 06:53:24 PM
*1205 puppets break through the building and begin to devour everything*
go back home! or I'l bring the birds out!
(Not the birds! :o) *uses a broom to get the puppets out*
*The puppets begin to devour Lass, and Ebantu*
Help!
The puppets aren't here, ya'll. They're just figments of your imagination.
Hey, that's a good idea. *the puppets do not exist*
Ebby, can I be your maid of honor?
(It's spelled 'honour' by the way) Yes, of course you can.
*The puppets consume Lass*
The puppets aren't real, just ignore them.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:57:54 PM
*kills all of the puppets that are consuming Kade*
Ah *Sits back* What a sweet couple ;D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 07:24:44 PM
(It's spelled 'honour' by the way) Yes, of course you can.
Yay! and thanks! *hugs Ebby*
*hugs Lass back and scowls at Keva*
I must let the birds out, I'l be rite back! ^-^
Cockatielios or pigeons? (or both?)
All, quail to!
O_O
XD
Kade, don't push it.
Same goes for you.
Oooooh... a shiny red button. What should I do?
wack it!
I agree!
*whacks the button with a large wooden club*
MISSILE INCOMING! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! MISSILE INCOMING!
Yeah!
Cool!
*grins*
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 08:10:24 PM
*whacks the button with a large wooden club*
MISSILE INCOMING! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! MISSILE INCOMING!
*Dives for cover behind Booklover*
::)
*sighs and presses the button again* MISSILE CANCELED! MISSILE CANCELED! WOOoooooo...
Noooooo!!!!! not the confetti!
*Suddenly falls asleep.*
Really?!?
*Crashes to the ground, having fallen asleep on his feet. Remains asleep.*
okay.
*puts some blue flowers in Ebbys fur*
Um...thanks. Kade, are you dead?
*puts Ebbys silver oak leaf on her*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy!
Okay, so I guess if he's dead this topic is now pointless. Great, I can get on with my life. Bye.
Woop! woop!
(Rude.)
;D we are just being happy....that you are dead...
Don't do that.
what? why? who?!
(Kade isn't actually dead so we are allowed to pretend that we would be happy if he was dead. If he actually died we would be very sad.)
If I actually died, at it is now you'd probably never know -_-
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 01, 2020, 02:06:42 AM
(Kade isn't actually living so we are allowed to pretend that we would be sad if he was living. If he actually living we would be very sad.)
Fixed
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 01, 2020, 02:22:56 AM
If I actually died, at it is now you'd probably never know -_-
Unless your face was in the news, and we recognised it. Haven't you posted it at some point? We might guess something had happened if you suddenly went inactive for no reason at all.
yeah.. :P
sorry Ebby and Mhar...
*Actually knows Kade's real name.*
Hehehe.
*Actually knows Ebby's and Mhar's and Teer's real names.*
Hehehe.
Wait, really??
I mean, it makes sense, right? She is related to Teer, so...
Teer is my sister, Ebby is my best friend who I have known as long as I can remember, and Mhar...I don't know...just Ebby's...slave...
-_-
*Reads above post.*
-_-
O_O
o_o
_o
o
For some reason I feel like
@Mharbrow PhantomPaint would disagree ;D
And this is why I am currently avoiding people.
He is not. He is my cousin who is visiting from England. Lass is Mharbrow's slave.
Ah...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 04:38:34 AM
He is not. He is my cousin who is visiting from England. Lass is Mharbrow's slave.
Sins when?
Since you started working in his mine.
it's not because of HIM!
You work in his mine?
err...yes...
Last night she worked in the mine.
umm, sorry about that....
*hides old plane tickets to NZ*
Why?
Why did you hide them though?
then how on earth did you get plane tickets?...
I found them in my friend's lava lamp
O_O
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 04:52:03 AM
Last night she worked in the mine.
What is this "mine" u speak of? :D
A very short tunnel in a bank at one side of our lawn. :P
Ah... :P Mining for gold I assume? ;D
No; it was originally a hobbit hole, I believe.
Hi Kade.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 01, 2020, 07:32:36 PM
*Actually knows Kade's real name.*
Hehehe.
It's relatively easy to find with a bit of digging :laugh:
*Grabs shovel* Under what topic shall we dig? :D
Quote from: lass of something much on March 02, 2020, 05:14:14 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 02, 2020, 05:05:54 AM
I found them in my friend's lava lamp
O.o
why...what?!
I actually found them in the anti-depressant bottle and ate them, threfore giving me travel permission
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 02, 2020, 05:19:24 AM
*Grabs shovel* Under what topic shall we dig? :D
Front Lawns. That's where Lass digs.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 02, 2020, 05:19:24 AM
*Grabs shovel* Under what topic shall we dig? :D
*hands Keevah mining tools* I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
why did you do that?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 05:18:31 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 01, 2020, 07:32:36 PM
*Actually knows Kade's real name.*
Hehehe.
It's relatively easy to find with a bit of digging :laugh:
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 02, 2020, 05:19:24 AM
*Grabs shovel* Under what topic shall we dig? :D
This is the flow of posts that I responded to.
Also, hi Eb ;D
Hi.
...?
I've already greeted you twice. If you greet me again, I shall be forced to resort to Sindarin.
I know, that's why I was confused about the second greeting. I didn't quote it, but the first hi was in response to that.
Ah, right.
^-^
you mad chooks.
Yer face!
Waa?
Don't ask me.
Ok.
Wasn't talking to you, but fine, who cares.
Me.
Yes, you!
O.O
*groans in defeat*
:o
*Smiles winningly.*
Not again.
*grons*
*Also grons.*
-_-
Ooo, ooo, I can do that too, but even MORE so!
-____-
. . .
Die in a hole!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 01, 2020, 11:09:27 PM
Teer is my sister, Ebby is my best friend who I have known as long as I can remember, and Mhar...I don't know...just Ebby's...slave...
Shame I hadn't seen this when I replied in the courthouse (I think it was that thread??).
*blinks*
We've been through this; Mharbrow is not my slave.
yeah, yeah.
Can we abandon this thread? At this rate we're never going to be finished.
*Looks at Eb over the top of his glasses, silently judging her.*
Grr
I'll take that as a no. *sighs*
*grins*
ya think!?
Indeed I do.
Indeed!
Penguin.
J-Jarky?!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 04, 2020, 04:43:46 AM
Indeed I do.
May I just point out this is your wedding topic?
Right, we can just get this over with now (if we haven't already, I've forgotten).
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Ebby!
Wah wah waaaaaaah
I even PMed her about it!
Should be interesting to see her reaction then ;D
at lest I can say that I told her so...
O_O *has decided to ignore this topic*
to late.
Way too late.
:'(
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 05, 2020, 07:29:40 AM
O_O *has decided to ignore this topic*
63 pages too late. Not that ignoring it would have done much, considering.
Aye.. as I said.
Aye.
Wow! you have 300 posts!
Wow! You have 458 posts!
oh...how did I do that...
By going on this forum, going to the boards with post count on, clicking 'reply', typing things in, then clicking 'post'. Doing that 458 times.
Amazing.
I know, right?
:laugh:
I was going to say that!
Great minds think alike.
Great minds
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 05, 2020, 05:32:28 PM
Great minds
Only for Kade's eyes
Lass, I know you're reading this.
I just wanted to make Lass feel better, you know. Don't spoil it. Lass, if you're reading this (which I know you are), I just want to say you're a very intelligent person, no matter what anyone else says. If I seemed to imply otherwise, I was joking.
*trys not to click...*
Did you?
not yet...
Will you?
I will try not to...
You don't have to try too hard, if you're really curious.
I will win the war!
Which war?
the one against temptation!
Ohhhh... you aren't talking about WW2.5, then.
Err...
Quote from: Booklover on March 05, 2020, 06:13:05 PM
Ohhhh... you aren't talking about WW2.5, then.
I won that one already, no worries.
Ooo!
That's on a need to know basis.
O.o
I am doomed.
*Pats Eb on the head.* It's ok. ^-^
*curls up under a chair and moans*
that is so...so...so you! :laugh:
*moaning slowly stops*
::)
*Pats the chair Eb is curled up under.* It's ok ^-^
she is now being forced to marry you. it's not fine.
I don't like that emphasis, young lady. I make a perfectly reasonable marriage partner, under the right circumstances.
Pfffft!
(I would appreciate it if you stopped being mean to Kade, Lass. I'm annoyed at Keva and Seb, not him. ^-^)
*hides under a table which is covered by a floor-length tablecloth; now only part of my tail is showing*
I was jokein'.
(Good.)
*edits out what I was going to say*
That is highly suspicious
*Pats Eb's tail.* It's ok ^-^
>.>
I don't want to die by the paws of my best friend.
*tail disappears under the table* Why do you keep patting me? It's a bit weird.
*grabs tail and pins it on the donkey*
(Luckily that was not my tail. My tail is where it should be; under the table with me.)
:o
oh my!
*Flips the table out of the way and pats Eb on the head again.* It's ok ^-^
*curls up tighter* At least Seb and Keva hardly ever come on.
Now now, if you curl up any tighter than that, you'll turn into a literal ball of fluff.
*doesn't uncurl* As long as you and Skarzs don't start kicking me around...
I have never kicked you dear, and I don't plan to either. As for Skarzs, well... there's no telling with that guy.
you threw her around like a ball!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 07, 2020, 06:23:38 AM
I have never kicked you dear, and I don't plan to either. As for Skarzs, well... there's no telling with that guy.
And technically, I
caught her. Skarzs is the one that threw her.
you still treeted her like a ball.
*crawled under another table while Kade was busy talking to Lass*
Kade, please put that table back, and put all the stuff back on...please.
Don't worry, that was a fake table.
*Grabs Eb before she can escape beneath a real table and picks her up.* And why do you keep trying to crawl away and hide?
*wriggles in Kade's grip (again)* Why do you keep picking me up?
Why do you keep crawling/running away from... well, just about everything, really?
*looks at all the stuff on the ground*
*continues wriggling in Kade's grip*
And why in the world do you never answer any of my questions? Goodness. *Releases Eb.*
*falls to the ground and returns to hiding beneath the table*
*Wanders away.*
(Sorry.)
(You're ok, ya goof. I'm not upset or anything ^-^)
(Okay, I'm glad.)
O.O
Right, should we get on with it?
let them chill for a bit!
Okay. *shuts Ebby and Kade in a freezer*
-_-
Not like that.
Oh. Good thing they weren't trying to go back in time because of a marble.
*opens the freezer door and pulls Ebby and Kade out, then closes the freezer door* Reminds me of the elephant in a fridge joke.
-_-
. . .
...now that that's over, what stile dress do you want Ebby?
Spoiler
(https://armstreet.com/catalogue/full/fairy-tale-linen-dress-3.jpg)
This one.
okay, is it alright if I just wear my ball dress?
Absolutely fine.
great! how about the flowers?
Lass, I really don't mind what you wear.
the flowers are for you! not me! ^-^
*hands Ebby a box of flowers and scapers off singing*
My, what a good child.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 07, 2020, 05:59:28 AM
*curls up tighter* At least Seb and Keva hardly ever come on.
Eh hem! *Clears throat* What were u saying, Eb? *Pulls Eb from under the table* After all this is your wedding, u should be out dancing and having a grand time :D
Err.. Kev... Ebby was already out fro under the table...
Oh lol :D *Shoves Ebby back under the table* *Pulls her back out again* There!
if you carry on doin' that, you'l crumpil her flowers!
*Adds flower wreath to Eb's beautiful hair* Lass, would u like to help me carry her wedding dress train? We wouldn't want it to get dirty!
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 09, 2020, 03:52:15 AM
*Adds flower wreath to Eb's beautiful fur* Lass, would u like to help me carry her wedding dress cloke? We wouldn't want it to get dirty!
Sure!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 08, 2020, 06:55:02 AM
Spoiler
(https://armstreet.com/catalogue/full/fairy-tale-linen-dress-3.jpg)
My dress doesn't have a train. *shakes head to remove a petal that floated down onto my nose*
what color did you get?
Have we even chosen a venue yet?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 09, 2020, 06:20:55 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 08, 2020, 06:55:02 AM
Spoiler
(https://armstreet.com/catalogue/full/fairy-tale-linen-dress-3.jpg)
My dress doesn't have a train. *shakes head to remove a petal that floated down onto my nose*
Incorrect. We decided what kind of train you would have on page 39 and 40.
On a side note, just went back and read through this thread. Quite entertaining :laugh:
yeah na, let'er pick.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 09, 2020, 01:38:41 PM
Have we even chosen a venue yet?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 09, 2020, 06:20:55 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 08, 2020, 06:55:02 AM
Spoiler
(https://armstreet.com/catalogue/full/fairy-tale-linen-dress-3.jpg)
My dress doesn't have a train. *shakes head to remove a petal that floated down onto my nose*
Incorrect. We decided what kind of train you would have on page 39 and 40.
On a side note, just went back and read through this thread. Quite entertaining :laugh:
If I were to choose, it would be under a willow tree beside a stream. Also, my dress does not have a train. It is up to me, and me says no.
Very entertaining. -_-
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 01:55:30 AM
If I were to choose, it would be under a willow tree beside a stream. Also, my dress does not have a train. It is up to me, and me says no.
Whatever you say, dear. ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 01:55:30 AMVery entertaining. -_-
Hmmm? You don't think so?
What makes you think so?
Hehehehe
Ebby got a crush!
Yeah right, and Lass has a brain problem that removes all sense of self preservation.
Hmmm, especially if you're at her house.
Indeed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 02:32:52 AM
Hmmm, especially if you're at her house.
*Ebby is here*
I know, hence why I'm surprised you're still alive. even though you spouted such things :laugh:
Don't worry, I won't let her live long.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 02:45:07 AM
I know, hence why I'm surprised you're still alive. even though you spouted such things :laugh:
I still have claws.
Perhaps, but I am wrathful.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 10, 2020, 02:47:13 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 02:45:07 AM
I know, hence why I'm surprised you're still alive. even though you spouted such things :laugh:
I still have claws.
We'll see if that saves you, untruther :laugh:
It won't.
if it fails, I will be dead.
Or just mortally wounded.
Well, as long as Teer doesn't mind :laugh:
fact is, they wont.
Hmm. Good point, Kade. She may not be pleased. Perhaps I should restrain myself.
>:D
As long as Lass promises not to tell any more non-truths ;D
Mm.
I'm safe.
Why so? Because she left?
Even so, it's probably better not to tell un-truths like that ^-^
what I said is true.
Un-truth!
Hmm.
Don't believe her, please. She's not telling the truth.
Hmmm.
*returns to hiding beneath a table*
Wah wah waaaaaah
That sound is exceedingly aggravating.
There are many more aggravating things around, trust me :laugh:
Like you.Oh, I know. But that doesn't remove the fact that the sound you just made is aggravating.
Me? Am I really that aggravating?
You have no idea. (I'm joking, you're nice.)
Hmmm, must be why you flee at my mere presence :laugh:
I'm here now.
You say while hiding beneath a table ;D
I'm still here! :laugh:
Only because you can't escape ^_^
True. ^-^
You might want to try and find better hiding spots than the nearest table in the future, though. *Flips table over.*
*wails* Pour quoi? *curls up under cloak*
There are not always reasons behind actions.
Evidently. *turns the table the right way up and hides under it again*
Goodness gracious. Well, have things your way then. *Wanders away.*
I'm happy to talk, I'm just not feeling visible right now.
*hands Ebby an apple pie*
Thanks.
=D
*Eats part of the apple pie.*
-_-
really!?
The past few pages are extremely entertaining.
glad ya like it!
Quote from: Booklover on March 10, 2020, 07:55:10 PM
The past few pages are extremely entertaining.
I believe Eb might disagree ;D
nope, she loves it... ;D ;D ;D
Uh huh....
yup! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lies and treachery.
And so the war continues.
she sat on me for that...
That seems to be one of your cohorts main means of attack/retribution. Kinda odd, but whatevs (just as long as none of ya'll try and do it to me, that is)
irl we also nerve pinch..
No, you nerve pinch whilst I bite my lip in pain.
Heh, yeah, that XD
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 04:27:03 AM
That seems to be one of your cohorts main means of attack/retribution. Kinda odd, but whatevs (just as long as none of ya'll try and do it to me, that is)
Do not mention the Cohort.
Mean.
I just put , in it....
I meant the nerve pinching ^-^
oh, that's just in playfighting, and if it still harts after, I give her a back rub.
Hmm, well, back rubs are nice....
so I've herd...
They are lovely, but that doesn't mean that the welts on my hand just magically disappear.
*Can't remember the last time he had a back rub.*
Hand welts? Is that where the nerve pinching occurs?
Most often.
Sounds... fun.
I think something is wrong with your ears.
*Shakes his head.*
No, I don't have any fears. Why do you ask?
-_-
-___________________________________________________________________________________-
*Makes the above facial expression by pulling on the edges of his face and stretching it out.*
*looks away*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 03:29:29 AM
They are lovely, but that doesn't mean that the welts on my hand just magically disappear.
*grins evily*
Meanie.
*hugs Ebby*
*is being hugged*
you know...
Eb, she's gonna do it while she's got you trapped.
*disentangles self from Lass's embrace* Do what?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 13, 2020, 04:28:12 AM
Eb, she's gonna do it while she's got you trapped.
yeah, do what?
Nerve pinch. She was trying to trick you, Eb!
. . .
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 13, 2020, 04:33:38 AM
Nerve pinch. She was trying to trick you, Eb!
I only do that in playfights!
Oh, by the by, Eb.... *Motions to get Eb's attention.*
*is paying attention to Kade*
*shapeshifts Ebby*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 04:41:34 AM
*is paying attention to Kade*
-___________________________________________________________________________________-
that's dumb! this is dumb! you're dumb!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 13, 2020, 04:43:16 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 04:41:34 AM
*is paying attention to Kade*
-___________________________________________________________________________________-
Go on then! What did you want to say?
*puts a clothes peg on Lass's ear* Silence, child. I am waiting for Kade to speak.
Hmm? Oh, I just wanted to make that face at you. ^-^
Grrr. *pushes Kade over backwards*
*Rolls onto his back as he is pushed.*
Weeeee!
Huh, that didn't work last time.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 04:51:22 AM
*puts a clothes peg on Lass's ear* Silence, child. I am waiting for Kade to speak.
NNNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
*removes the clothes peg* Calm down. You're alright.
*Jumps back to his footpaws and begins poking Eb.*
...why?...
That's what I want to know. *puts the clothes peg on Kade's ear instead*
Oooo! :laugh:
Hey! I wanted to use that clothes peg!
::)
*hands Bookie a blue peg* there, there.
*Is laughing uncontrollably in the corner*
memes? :laugh:
you're most welcome!
BOOOOM!!
try not to die!
*Is still throwing rice on Kade and Eb* Did I miss anything?
yep, alot.
Not much ;D
untruth!
Anyone want to fill me in? ;D
not I! ;D ;D ;D ;D
*glares at Keva* Stop wasting that rice. *puts a clothes peg on Kade's other ear*
...what's with all the pegs?
He started it.
*shrugs* and you continued it.
Correct.
*tests the stream*
*The Eb-poking intensifies.*
Excuse me, I do not appreciate this behaviour. *fastens teeth on the poking paw*
*Pokes with other paw.*
*fastens claws around the poking paw*
*Begins poking with left footpaw.*
*releases Kade's paws and fastens teeth and claws around his throat*
Does the fluff taste good? I've heard it's quite nice.
*bites slightly harder, but not hard enough to draw blood (yet)*
*Rubs Eb's head.* You're right, I should trust Teer's judgement on that. She has no reason to lie about it.
*digs claws into Kade's shoulder without releasing his throat*
Oh, you should've said you wanted a hug! *Hugs Eb.*
*instantly releases Kade and tries to jump backwards (I'm going to assume I can't -_-)*
I know, hugs are nice, huh? *Hugging intensifies.*
O_O I'm not quite sure how I feel about this.
Aaaaaaaand done. *Releases Eb.* Feeling better now, Miss Grumpy Pants?
I really fell like stabing somebeast...*stabs a book* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
BL is gonna end you when she gets on :laugh:
better it then you.
Well, I do agree with that, and I'm glad that you think so!
Good.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 05:41:13 AM
Aaaaaaaand done. *Releases Eb.* Feeling better now, Miss Grumpy Pants?
Guard your tongue, Kade Rivok. I was irritated, not grumpy.
Aww, you still sound grumpy....
*takes a deep breath and slowly exhales* Calm down, Eb, it's okay. You can kill him later, just not right now. *goes to find a drink*
Sorry, I can't be killed. Also... a drink? Now you sound like One-Eye.
Like, water or apple juice. -_-
*hugs Ebby*
he's a pain to every one, Ebby..
Hey, that's not true. Meanie.
Make up your mind :laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 06:39:39 AM
Make up your mind :laugh:
I have. I've made up my mind to not make up my mind about you.
Well, I suppose I can take solace in the fact that how distraught you are over it means that you care :laugh:
Quoi?
^-^
I don't recall being 'distraught' over anything.
Ebby! for what is left of my sanity! please tell me what I have done!?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 17, 2020, 06:05:11 AM
I really fell like stabing somebeast...*stabs a book* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 06:08:46 AM
BL is gonna end you when she gets on :laugh:
As Kade has said, I am ANGRY
(and it's not a laughing matter) *approaches Lass ominously* You. Will. Die. For. Your. Crimes. So you!d better run before I catch you.
Heh, okay...I never even said what book it was...
Well, what book was it?
*galps*
err...
*hides*
You cannot hide from me when I am after you! You must pay for your terrible crime!
oh okay then...*comes out of hiding*
*Eats popcorn.*
*looks at popcorn*
*Popcorn looks back.*
Hello!
*Eats popcorn.* You shouldn't talk to popcorn, Lass.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 06:23:34 PM
oh okay then...*comes out of hiding*
Well, what book was it? ANSWER ME!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 08:01:52 PM
*Eats popcorn.* You shouldn't talk to popcorn, Lass.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! popy!!!!
Popy is gone now. *Eats more popcorn.*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *falls to nees* NOOOOOOO
*eats Kade's popcorn* So, when are you going to get married already? I'm keen to have you as my brother-in-law.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Teer! how could youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!
The thought was put into her by the insane asylum.
No it wasn't. You'd make a great brother.
I can't remember where I am in this thread. Possibly under a table again?
I think so.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 18, 2020, 11:03:12 PM
I can't remember where I am in this thread. Possibly under a table again?
I can teleport you out...
Thanks for the offer, but if I'm under a table it's because I put myself there.
Are you sure? *Puts Eb under the table.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2020, 11:07:00 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 18, 2020, 11:03:12 PM
I can't remember where I am in this thread. Possibly under a table again?
I can teleport you out...
I get the feeling teleporting is generally useless in these wedding topics. Otherwise you wouldn't have ended up hitched yourself ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 10:55:46 PM
No it wasn't. You'd make a great brother.
Hah, if you say so.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 11:08:41 PM
I get the feeling teleporting is generally useless in these wedding topics. Otherwise you wouldn't have ended up hitched yourself ;D
You seem to constantly doubt my powers. ;)
Excuse me very much. *comes out from under the table* Is there any apple juice or water in this forsaken topic?
*Teleports a water bottle in.*
Here.
My beloved is so helpful.
*Eats water bottle.*
*the water bottle is not eaten* Thank you. *takes the water bottle and empties its contents on Kade's head* *passes the empty water bottle back to Verdauga and returns to hiding under the table*
Hah!
^-^
*Eats the table.*
*screams and curls up into a ball*
*Winces and covers his ears.* Now, why'd you go and do that?
You ate a table!
I've eaten many things as of late. Teer said it's 'cause I'm still growing. I have definitely gotten larger as of late, though, and I think my fur might've gotten even fluffier!
Stop talking about your fluffiness!
Hmm... *skeptically strokes Kade's fur* Yes, you're right. It feels amazing.
*moans and curls up tighter* Stop, I beg you! Mercy, please!
It feels so good! *keeps stroking fur*
Yeah, I gave her permission in the manly thread, so we're both gonna have to live with it :laugh:
*has mercy on Eb and, reluctantly, stops stroking Kade's fur*
*Summons grammar child. Grammar child waves their grammar wand.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 11:49:47 PM
*haves Has mercy on Eb and, reluctantly, stops stroking Kade's fur.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 11:54:02 PM
*Summons grammar child. Grammar child waves their grammar wand.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 11:49:47 PM
*haves Has mercy on Eb and, reluctantly, stops stroking Kade's fur.*
*puts head in paws* Sorry.
*Pats Teer's head.* That's ok. It happens to all of us. Imteresting, isn't it?
Indeed.
Now. *Looks down at Eb.* What do we do with this one?
Please, have mercy on me.
Is... Eb over at your place, Teer?
No, unfortunately. She ignored my invitations. (I'll see her at tap though)
sadly, no, but if she comes I can give her the toffie that I made for her...
*shrugs* Teer does as Teer will...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 19, 2020, 12:11:21 AM
No, unfortunately. She ignored my invitations. (I'll see her at tap though)
I did not ignore your invitations! I am sick and therefore bound to stay at home.
*cowers away*
No no, the "this one" in that was referring TO Eb!
She was curled up on the ground and both of us were standing over her, thus I looked down at her and was like "So, what do we do with this one?"
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 19, 2020, 12:16:49 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 19, 2020, 12:11:21 AM
No, unfortunately. She ignored my invitations. (I'll see her at tap though)
I did not ignore your invitations! I am sick and therefore bound to stay at home.
Oh. That's not very good. Everything alright? (as alright as one can be when they're sick, that is)
Take a step forward and I'm teleporting Eb out of here.
Aww ^-^
*Waves enchanted fork. Verdauga's teleporting abilities get teleported away.*
*this does not happen*
*Teleports enchanted fork, Eb, and myself out of the topic.*
Kade, take a step forward and I'm eating you on this thread too.
(Where are we now, Verdauga?)
please do!
*Enchanted fork remains.*
Why in the world is everyone suddenly against me?
I'm not.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 19, 2020, 12:25:13 AM
(Where are we now, Verdauga?)
(Currently around one-hundred-fifty kilometres away from the wedding, in an undisclosed direction, as this is an unsecure channel)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 12:26:58 AM
*Enchanted fork remains.*
Why in the world is everyone suddenly against me?
Because we don't want you to hurt our sister!
Why in the world would I hurt her? There was nothing inherently harmful about what I said. You could have been like "Let's bake her a cake." in response to it, for goodness sake! I'm sorry that that is where your mind went.
I think that's where everyone's minds went.
*Harrumphs.* Not mine.
Everyone but you.
I'm the one being targeted. I totally count!
no, you don't.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 18, 2020, 11:03:12 PM
I can't remember where I am in this thread. Possibly under a table again?
Nor can I. It's been four or five pages or something.
XD
man we move fast!
I am surprised I have survived this long, to be honest. 87 pages!
Heh, you must beat Keva and Grey! :laugh:
You've also left the wedding.
really?
Oooooh yeah, I remember now, Verdie saved you...can't remember what from though...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 19, 2020, 12:29:08 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 19, 2020, 12:25:13 AM
(Where are we now, Verdauga?)
(Currently around one-hundred-fifty kilometres away from the wedding, in an undisclosed direction, as this is an unsecure channel)
Like that means anything here. *Grabs Ebby and yanks her back to... wherever here is.*
that's not very nice...
*Would scream in fear, but is several miles away and doesn't see or hear him.*
*blinks*
*also blinks*
*Blinks rather often, now that I think about it.*
Same. ^-^
*Hasn't blinked in 8 years.*
Y- yeah.
Ebby, you just got grabed and you do nothing?! WHAT HAS HE DONE TO YOU?!!?
Desensitised me. I am resigned to my fate (more or less).
Such a cruel term. Am I that unbecoming?
No.
^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 01:13:46 AM
Desensitised me. I am resigned to my fate (more or less).
Na, it's the singing. ;D
Are you saying he's a siren?
no, I'm saying you're fine with it because of the singing!
...no.
Oh?
Is there something in my post that you do not understand?
Oh dear, now she's getting all defensive.
I simply wondered if you had more to say ^-^
I am not and I do not.
^-^
Somehow, I remain unconvinced.
Suit yourself.
I try to, most days.
That could mean two things.
Hmm?
Never mind. *looks around for something to do*
Continuing your earlier thought is something to do.
Meh.
Don't you meh me *Pokes Eb.*
Don't start this again. *moves away*
Ok. *Sits down with a thud.*
O_O
I didn't expect you to be so...compliant.
*Raises an eyebrow.* Would you rather I wasn't?
No no! It's fine! I was merely...stating the fact that I was surprised by your action.
Hmmm.
You are not convinced?
Mm.
*is watching, popcorn in paw*
*Is watching popcorn in paw.*
*escapes while the popcorn is being stared at*
*sees Kade watching popcorn* Do you want some?
*Grabs Eb by the tail as she tries to leave. Nods solemnly at Teer.*
*yowls* That hurts! Let go! *bites Kade's paw*
*Shoves paw in Eb's mouth to dissuade her.*
(That's actually what I do IRL with my cat. She's the kind that's like *lick lick BITE* and I just shove my hand in her mouth when she does that and she doesn't know how to react :laugh:)
*is unsure how to react so bites harder*
(I like that kind of cat ^-^)
*Is worried he'll hurt the poor beast if he goes any further, and so removes his paw.*
You never listen, huh?
*spits out the fur that was left on my tongue from Kade's paw* Rarely.
Lass drew a badger on my fingernail. It's really cute.
Random, but adorable. (I assume)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 20, 2020, 03:45:41 AM
Lass drew a badger on my fingernail. It's really cute.
Why did you tell them that?!? :-[
Because it's really cute.
if you were painting your sister's fi- oh my bad, that's just me...
What a mysterious creature.
A lot like you, in fact.
Am I that mysterious?
Very.
Awww, you give me too much credit ^-^
You accept too little.
^-^
What he said.
Ebby, you and Teer are the two beasts I know best in this world, how am I mysterious to you? :-\
Oh, you aren't mysterious to me. Just to Kade and the others.
okay?
Yes.
*fades into the shadows* >:D
*also fades into the shadows*
Oi! that's my thing!
*A voice from the shadows whispers.*
Hey, do ya mind!? It's crowded over here! Can't get any investigating done if I don't have room to work!
I'm in Teer's shadow you dingo feced bafoon!
ExcUSE ME?
*Leaves the shadows and heads for the door.*
This is only getting four stars on Welp!
. . .whaaaa?
(It's a.... . . . joke.)
oh...Wooops..
(It didn't have a lot of context for you to get it. My fault.)
*shrugs*
*is hiding in the shadows*
THAT! IS! MY! THING!!!!!
Well, I copied you. So there.
>_>
Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 09:43:31 PM
*A voice from the shadows whispers.*
Hey, do ya mind!? It's crowded over here! Can't get any investigating done if I don't have room to work!
What are you investigating
here?
That's need to know information.
I'm gona get some tukka
Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 10:42:43 PM
That's need to know information.
*Twitches.* Like...?
I don't know anything about this, just saying.
Then stop doing things like that to draw suspicion to yourself!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 11:04:50 PM
Then stop doing things like that to draw suspicion to yourself!
She doesn't know. She doesn't need to know.
That'w why I'm telling her to stop acting suspicious!
I, however, do need to know. Probably.
Ah'll be the judge of that.
Yay!!! now hurry up.
And-- and do what?
I'm bored of this wedding get it over with...
To be honest, I'm starting to feel the same way. Kade, did you get round to choosing a best man?
I'll just pull in a Kade from a different thread for that.
Okay.
Teer, you can be my bridesmaid, since I was yours. ^-^
As I've pointed out multiple times, a suitable venue has yet to be chosen. We can not have a wedding without one!
Do you have a particular place in mind?
Nowhere in particular, but the criteria in the below post must be met!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 03:43:38 AM
*Walks in with long strides, exuding authority.* Ok, if we're doing this, we might as well do it right. We need somewhere grand for the ceremony to take place, perhaps in the halls of some great palace or cathedral. And we'll need a nice spot by a lake for the post celebrations with plenty of food and a giant cake, which no one *looks at Sebias* is allowed to jump in. As for the entertainment, while I expect some performers to be hired, Teer needs to give us at least one song; it is the wedding of her sorta sister after all. We'll also need some fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale of course. As for our wedding photos, I require one of those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring. We'll be touring the lake on that, giving the photographer plenty of time to get good pictures.
*sighs* Why so big?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 22, 2020, 01:39:56 AM
Okay.
Teer, you can be my bridesmaid, since I was yours. ^-^
she must be your maid of honor, because she's marryed, so can I be your bridesmaid?
Yes, of course. I forgot about that.
alrighty then *re-puts flowers in Ebby's fur*
*sighs*
as my mum I always say; if ya gona do something unpleasant, do it right.
Also, we can't hold the ceremony until we hit page 100.
meen wile we can get ready..
Yup yup indeed.
Yupity yup yup!
So, Bridesmaid, what plans do you have for the wedding?
I have a name ya know ::)
a normail wedding.
And what, pray tell, do you consider to be a normail wedding?
*shrugs*
=D
This wedding is far from normal.
Mmmmmmhmm.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 22, 2020, 05:40:15 AM
This wedding is far from normal.
Ebby, you will like this video
Nice ^-^
Ebby! I've been a really bad friend!!! >8(
Oh?
I forgot your birthday!!!!
Relax, it's still four days away.
Still, the gift I made you...I don't know...
Hers is on the 26th?
Also
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 22, 2020, 12:58:26 AM
I'll just pull in a Kade from a different thread for that.
he'd rather have a clone be best man than he would me. Not entirely sure how I feel about that.
fell happy, the best man sometimes gets killed...alot..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 22, 2020, 03:05:54 AM
Also, we can't hold the ceremony until we hit page 100.
Time to hurry up, then.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 22, 2020, 05:47:29 AM
Ebby, you will like this video
Spoiler
Ah, but proper fletching jigs are important.
RA: The Lost Stories OR Early Years
Such as when somebody goes back to get it and in doing so saves somebody else's life, and in doing that, the whole country, as well as probably the entire world.
Spoiler
that was from the early years
I haven't read EY. It's in The Lost Stories as well. The Hibernian?
wait, you haven't? :o
Unfortunately not.
Ach, Tiz a zhame...
It's spreading.
Also, aren't you guys on the RA forums? Why don't you talk about this there?
Because it's easier to do it on here and it was relevant to what we were talking about on here. Plus, have you seen the RA forums (read RA, please)?
Yeah, I checked out the site once, after Tungro invited me to join.
yeah, and it would be out of context too...
So why didn't you join?
You guys don't have any random discussion or ask threads there?
We do. It's just the RA forum is a lot less active than here, and I know I use this a lot more.
Oh.
they don't have the callars..
Spoiler
.or you guys..
Well, they have Booklover, right? And Teer. I guess Kade isn't a member, but what about Eb?
Actually, we have you, me, Teer, Ebby, Seb and Tungro. Then I think maybe one or two other active users?
So you really aren't lacking...
Unless you're talking aboit li'l ole me.
We don't have Ebby, and I didn't know we had Kade..
I don't think Kade's read the books.
Except we all spend a lot more time on here because the RA forum doesn't have you or Kade, or many of the other wonderful RAF forumers.
pritty much..
Awwww I feel so special.
you are ^-^
You'd be more special if you read RA.
XD
I have read RA, even befor joining this forum. I thought I told you.
How much of it?
All that my library system has. I don't know how many that totals, but I'd assume that's most pf the books.
Then join the RA forum.
YEZ! DO IT!
I may.
Make that will (or Will Treaty).
Halt right there.
You're the one that's a lot like Halt.
Although Tungro is Halt.
Who is Sebias on there?
Sebias, I think.
What an alias.
Ha!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 22, 2020, 03:51:45 PM
What an alias.
Did you intend for that to rhyme?
No prizes for guessing who I am on there.
nor I ;D
You're more difficult.
*Goes to check the site.*
I knew it! you're
Spoiler
Yosefu
Wrong.
It's the thought that counts though, right?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 22, 2020, 03:54:20 PM
*Goes to check the site.*
I knew it! you're
Spoiler
Yosefu
*rolls on the flor laughing*
Seriously, who do you think we are on there? I know it's mentioned on there at some point, and it's not like you have much to check.
There's a difference between not knowing who you are and purposefully giving the wrong answer.
I suppose I should be pleased if you think me capable of writing that well.
But yeah, I know who you are on those forums. Lass too for that matter.
So, who am I, and who is Lass?
You are booklover (very hidden. Took me hours) and Lass is the cowled kiwi. I have that tab up right now
Correct.
As I said
Quote from: Verdauga on March 22, 2020, 03:59:08 PM
There's a difference between not knowing who you are and purposefully giving the wrong answer.
XD
still, it made me almost wake up the house hold
Oh, my answer? I am glad I was humorous. ^-^
*nods*
*shakes head*
Page 100! Time for the wedding!
*music plays*
(half powerplaying)
*dose a speech*
Better or worse than Will's speech?
witch one? :laugh:
Either.
*shrugs* the nonfunny one.
Boo yeah! Page 100!!!!!! This ceremony has been long overdue!
@Sebias of Redwall Would u like to do the honors?
yes, yes, hurry up.
I swear, you people only hear what you want to hear.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 22, 2020, 02:18:56 AM
Nowhere in particular, but the criteria in the below post must be met!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 03:43:38 AM
*Walks in with long strides, exuding authority.* Ok, if we're doing this, we might as well do it right. We need somewhere grand for the ceremony to take place, perhaps in the halls of some great palace or cathedral. And we'll need a nice spot by a lake for the post celebrations with plenty of food and a giant cake, which no one *looks at Sebias* is allowed to jump in. As for the entertainment, while I expect some performers to be hired, Teer needs to give us at least one song; it is the wedding of her sorta sister after all. We'll also need some fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale of course. As for our wedding photos, I require one of those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring. We'll be touring the lake on that, giving the photographer plenty of time to get good pictures.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 12:38:58 AM
I swear, you people only hear what you want to hear. plenty of food and a giant cake, some fireworks those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring.
Dah, now hurry up!
Gandalf fireworks! @Gandalf (I was half-hoping there'd be a user named Gandalf, clearly not)
Huh?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 12:38:58 AM
I swear, you people only hear what you want to hear.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 22, 2020, 02:18:56 AM
Nowhere in particular, but the criteria in the below post must be met!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 03:43:38 AM
*Walks in with long strides, exuding authority.* Ok, if we're doing this, we might as well do it right. We need somewhere grand for the ceremony to take place, perhaps in the halls of some great palace or cathedral. And we'll need a nice spot by a lake for the post celebrations with plenty of food and a giant cake, which no one *looks at Sebias* is allowed to jump in. As for the entertainment, while I expect some performers to be hired, Teer needs to give us at least one song; it is the wedding of her sorta sister after all. We'll also need some fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale of course. As for our wedding photos, I require one of those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring. We'll be touring the lake on that, giving the photographer plenty of time to get good pictures.
Venue: Lake Taupo.
Fireworks: Moa. (She's a fantastic pyromaniac)
Singing: I really don't want to but entertainment happens after the wedding anyway.
No.
Sleep well! *shoots Teer with sleep dart*
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 10:27:23 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 12:38:58 AM
I swear, you people only hear what you want to hear.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 22, 2020, 02:18:56 AM
Nowhere in particular, but the criteria in the below post must be met!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 03:43:38 AM
*Walks in with long strides, exuding authority.* Ok, if we're doing this, we might as well do it right. We need somewhere grand for the ceremony to take place, perhaps in the halls of some great palace or cathedral. And we'll need a nice spot by a lake for the post celebrations with plenty of food and a giant cake, which no one *looks at Sebias* is allowed to jump in. As for the entertainment, while I expect some performers to be hired, Teer needs to give us at least one song; it is the wedding of her sorta sister after all. We'll also need some fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale of course. As for our wedding photos, I require one of those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring. We'll be touring the lake on that, giving the photographer plenty of time to get good pictures.
Fireworks: Moa. (She's a fantastic pyromaniac)
Singing: I really don't want to but entertainment happens after the wedding anyway.
Ok, does Lake Taupo have any castles or large cathedrals on or by it? If not, we'll need to import one.
Smoke comes forth revealing a frightening figure. Soured puppets burst the walls of the building, thriving solely from the corrupted strings that surround them.
*A voice speaks* Salutations.
*Darkness over takes the room* Darkness strengthens my puppets.
Nighttime! *Instantly falls asleep.*
I will give you a choice. Submit, or die. :)
Alternatively, we could murder all the puppets or simply ignore you?
(You just gotta love the smiley at the end.)
I don't love smileys.
Well.
O-Okay, I guess.
Gee,
Alright.
Bye.
;)
I still love you! Don't go.
Nope.
I'm going.
To take down some puppets, I mean.
Oh, okay. Need any help?
*Is sleeping peacefully.*
*Crashes into the thread and hits buttons wildly.* Geez, we just barely got away from you! What's your deal, Teer?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 23, 2020, 06:51:41 PM
I will give you a choice. Submit, or die. :)
since you were so kind to give me a choice, I shall do like wise. I set my little sister on you (death, and
another blood red wall...) or I shapeshift you into a stalgmite.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 07:14:12 PM
Oh, okay. Need any help?
I suppose, if you so wish to help me, I should be happy for the company!
*shapeshifts*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 07:15:51 PM
*Crashes into the thread and hits buttons wildly.* Geez, we just barely got away from you! What's your deal, Teer?
*begins doing cartwheels* I think I was annoyed by me calling me a dragon, plus the fact that I was not being very considerate of the other students. Man, that was kinda scary though. I don't recommend getting killed by yourself. It's really not very comfortable.
I'm mad at you, Teer.
Quote from: Naughty Hobbit on March 23, 2020, 06:44:07 PM
Quote from: Gandelf on March 23, 2020, 02:08:34 PM
Quote from: Naughty Hobbit on March 23, 2020, 11:10:59 AM
Quote from: Gandelf on March 23, 2020, 08:21:39 AM
Huh?
your name is now Gandelf!
Gandalf, or an elf Gandalf?
Gandelf, could you please restrain your pet Sheev?
He is not my pet, but I would be happy to restrain him.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 23, 2020, 08:03:45 PM
I'm mad at you, Teer.
Look, I don't have a choice, okay? Kade's the one in control, so be angry at him instead.
Quote from: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 08:04:10 PM
Quote from: Naughty Hobbit on March 23, 2020, 06:44:07 PM
Quote from: Gandelf on March 23, 2020, 02:08:34 PM
Quote from: Naughty Hobbit on March 23, 2020, 11:10:59 AM
Quote from: Gandelf on March 23, 2020, 08:21:39 AM
Huh?
your name is now Gandelf!
Gandalf, or an elf Gandalf?
Gandelf, could you please restrain your pet Sheev?
He is not my pet, but I would be happy to restrain him.
okay, what
should I call it then?
The font thing failed. Never mind, Teer edited it.
Quote from: Naughty Hobbit on March 23, 2020, 08:08:04 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 08:04:10 PM
Quote from: Naughty Hobbit on March 23, 2020, 06:44:07 PM
Quote from: Gandelf on March 23, 2020, 02:08:34 PM
Quote from: Naughty Hobbit on March 23, 2020, 11:10:59 AM
Quote from: Gandelf on March 23, 2020, 08:21:39 AM
Huh?
your name is now Gandelf!
Gandalf, or an elf Gandalf?
Gandelf, could you please restrain your pet Sheev?
He is not my pet, but I would be happy to restrain him.
okay, what should I call it then?
Well, he wants to be known as 'The Young Lord', but I think Sheep Palpatine would be much better. Incidentally, you forgot to change my username to Gandalf in the quote thing.
wut?
Me, what did I do??
*death glare*
You crashed into the topic and pressed heaps of buttons. For some reason, Lass doesn't like that.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 08:10:14 PM
Me, what did I do??
Don't worry, I wasn't looking at Teer's post.
What are buttons for if not for pressing, hmmm?
*Snuffles in his sleep.*
leaving alone.
I agree, but it seems Lass doesn't.
*rolls eyes* You've got to be joking. Cause any chaos here and I'll actually bite you.
Oi, other Teer, we haven't even done anything to you! Besides, don't you have other things to worry about? *Looks at the puppet army that apparently just appeared.*
o-o
*The puppets attack*
Good point. Give us a paw, will you? *begins destroying puppets*
*As if on cue, begins cleaving through the puppets.*
*Seriously, I come back to this. Interesting.*
*The figure grabs Shisteer and begins devouring her*
Such imagination for one so young! How nice. *is still killing puppets*
(How childish, Teer) *The figure touches Shisteer's iron necklace and is scorched*
*Cuts through a puppet.*
These things are getting harder to cut. This could be bad.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 08:26:34 PM
Good point. Give us a paw, will you? *begins destroying puppets*
Oh, sure thing. *Pulls the left lever and begins hitting buttons.* HAVE AT THEE!!!!!!
*The figure strengthens his bod*
Oh, wait.
*Sharpens Thomasbane.*
*Splits a puppet.*
There!
*shapeshifts all the pupets into a cake*
*That does not happen*
*it just did*
This totally ruined their wedding, you know. *Dices a harlequin.*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 23, 2020, 06:51:41 PM
I will give you a choice. Submit, or die. :)
This post is wonderful. :laugh:
okay, okay,
bride, hurry up, you're late.
A bride is never late. Nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to.
fine, then hurry up and mean to!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 23, 2020, 08:59:46 PM
A bride is never late. Nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to.
Like a wizard.
That was the intention. -_-
I guessed.
yes, yes, now hurry up.
. sit down everyone apart from
@Kade Rivok @shisteer of nothing much @Ebantu the Kararehe and the rest of the wedding party
VENUE. MUST. BE. CHOSEN.
Goodness people.
The ends of the earth, Whoopee!
bla de bla de blaa, you all got in a car
Must've been a big car....
ah, yeah...
now, do you
@Ebantu the Kararehe take this dude that you'v never met as you husband?
VENUE. MUST. BE. CHOSEN.
Also, you're the bridesmaid. You have no power over this.
yes, yes very good, Ebby has said that she dose so many times on this thread.
now, do you
@Kade Rivok take this girl who is way to young for you to be you wife?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 02:57:07 AM
Mmm, I don't believe I do. Care to enlighten me?
Sweet, you may now be mad at me for miss quoting you and weding you to somebeast who you've never met.
That's a dangerous move.
I'm soooo dead anyways...
You may now kiss the bride! (And the venue is Lake Taupo. I've said that about twenty times)
nope, he may not, she's no the other side of the word!!!!! >:(
Words are easy to cross. Besides, he can do it virtually.
No!
Whatever. Long live the bride and groom!
Yeah! may they never stop posting!
May they live happily together for the rest of their lives!
untill they die!
Hey, don't poke me!
:laugh: Hah!
*sprinkles rose petals on Eb's head*
*Tosses fluff on Kade's.*
*hides and pre-doges*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 10:09:04 PM
You may now kiss the bride! (And the venue is Lake Taupo. I've said that about twenty times)
That is a location, not a venue.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:27:27 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 10:27:23 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 12:38:58 AM
I swear, you people only hear what you want to hear.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 22, 2020, 02:18:56 AM
Nowhere in particular, but the criteria in the below post must be met!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 03:43:38 AM
*Walks in with long strides, exuding authority.* Ok, if we're doing this, we might as well do it right. We need somewhere grand for the ceremony to take place, perhaps in the halls of some great palace or cathedral. And we'll need a nice spot by a lake for the post celebrations with plenty of food and a giant cake, which no one *looks at Sebias* is allowed to jump in. As for the entertainment, while I expect some performers to be hired, Teer needs to give us at least one song; it is the wedding of her sorta sister after all. We'll also need some fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale of course. As for our wedding photos, I require one of those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring. We'll be touring the lake on that, giving the photographer plenty of time to get good pictures.
Fireworks: Moa. (She's a fantastic pyromaniac)
Singing: I really don't want to but entertainment happens after the wedding anyway.
Ok, does Lake Taupo have any castles or large cathedrals on or by it? If not, we'll need to import one.
It'd be nice if somebody would listen to me, ya'll are ruining my wedding.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 10:17:43 PM
Words are easy to cross. Besides, he can do it virtually.
Yeah, but I probably
shouldn't. *When the time comes of course, which it hasn't yet.*
it's over now, you can go back to bed.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 23, 2020, 11:31:57 PM
bla bla blaha blah blorg
Also, neither me or Eb were even
here. You can't have a ceremony without the bride and groom.
that's not what I said..l
The wedding is taking place on the lake, in one of the boats/ships that Feanor stole from the Alqualonde. (spelling?)
It must be a castle or cathedral.
...I missed the whole thing. Heh.
You haven't missed anything, because nothing has happened yet.
Oh, okay. Is Lass not qualified to do anything?
That, and A VENUE HAS NOT BEEN CHOSEN
OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
Just choose somewhere, I don't care anymore! :laugh:
What?! How could you not care? It is highly important.
NOW, would you prefer a castle or a cathedral?
Seriously, how many of us are there? Not many. Do we need somewhere what big? We could just use the swanboat.
No! And it isn't a swanboat! It's one of the elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring!
How 'bout this place?
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Mmmaybe, but what about this? This is what I meant by swanboat.
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 04:28:20 AM
You haven't missed anything, because nothing has happened yet.
get over it Kade.
Now the wedding's over, time for the party!
Yeah!!! *sets up lord of the rings theamed party*
Shame it isn't dark enough for fireworks yet.
Tis over here! your chance Gandelf!
As long as no Naughty Hobbits interfere.
*hides*nope, none here...not one..
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 24, 2020, 05:09:05 AM
Mmmaybe, but what about this? This is what I meant by swanboat.
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Ah, ok, I gotcha. That would work well for touring the lake after the ceremony. Did you not find the venue suiting?
*rolls eyes at Kade*
I can't see either of the pictures.
Anyway, party time!
Booklover, Keva seems to have left the scene. Wanna dance with me?
Is this the right thread for that? Are you thinking of the prom?
Sorry, but no. See my success at the Highland Fling.
I have no idea who is online, But I shan't be in a little while. This storm is knocking out my internet. Goodbye all.
Quote from: Booklover on March 24, 2020, 05:44:35 PM
Is this the right thread for that? Are you thinking of the prom?
Sorry, but no. See my success at the Highland Fling.
Like I've said before, I have early dementia. Please excuse me. :)
my Mum has that, tis horrible
Quote from: Verdauga on March 24, 2020, 07:14:30 PM
I have no idea who is online, But I shan't be in a little while. This storm is knocking out my internet. Goodbye all.
What do you mean, storm? It was a sunny day
For Rainland (England) anyway.
Gandelf, can you do the fireworks now
Naughty Hobbit, you may help. *says extremely reluctantly*
Ooo! Ooo! How?!
Stand at the side and don't mess around.
*spins to the side*
I'm getting impatient.
of?
Eb's coming this afternoon and I don't want to get killed. I'll tell you after she leaves because then it will be about four weeks until we see her again.
;)
you'll be fiiiiine!
Quote from: Booklover on March 24, 2020, 10:03:19 AM
Now the wedding's over, time for the party!
Wrong. Lass isn't qualified to wed us.
Indeed. So, Eb...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 01:10:20 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 24, 2020, 05:09:05 AM
Mmmaybe, but what about this? This is what I meant by swanboat.
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Ah, ok, I gotcha. That would work well for touring the lake after the ceremony. Did you not find the venue suiting?
Meh, if that's what you want then who am I to disagree?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 01:40:52 AM
Meh, if that's what you want then who am I to disagree?
My future wife, of course. If there's a place you'd prefer, I beg you to tell me ^-^
No, that's fine. I don't mind.
Teer wants to do a voice chat
Cool. With whom?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 01:59:00 AM
Teer wants to do a voice chat
Hmmm?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 01:58:09 AM
No, that's fine. I don't mind.
Ok, cool!
Location: Lake Taupo
Venue: This place
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According to Eb, the cake will be...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 09, 2019, 05:16:23 AM
Lemon drizzle cake with no icing. That's the best. Also a chocolate cake, if anyone can be bothered.
Both of which have been baked by The Boss...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 07, 2019, 10:01:19 AM
As for the cake, Kade, I have no doubt that The Boss' ability is sufficient for such a project
Now, a lot is going to be happening for the post ceremony celebrations. I'll list a few things in no particular order.
According to...
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 03:43:38 AM
*Walks in with long strides, exuding authority.* Ok, if we're doing this, we might as well do it right. We need somewhere grand for the ceremony to take place, perhaps in the halls of some great palace or cathedral. And we'll need a nice spot by a lake for the post celebrations with plenty of food and a giant cake, which no one *looks at Sebias* is allowed to jump in. As for the entertainment, while I expect some performers to be hired, Teer needs to give us at least one song; it is the wedding of her sorta sister after all. We'll also need some fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale of course. As for our wedding photos, I require one of those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring. We'll be touring the lake on that, giving the photographer plenty of time to get good pictures.
Teer will be giving us a song.
There will be fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale.
Ebby and I will be touring the lake in this...
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According to this...
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Quote from: Keva Strongbow on December 06, 2019, 07:55:37 PM
Can I be the picture taker? (This would be my first wedding as photographer :D)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 08:15:16 PM
Granted. If the pictures come out blurry, though, you aren't getting paid. Do you have a good camera? (And before you ask, NO, you can't just use the camera on your phone.) Is your camera waterproof? For pictures of us touring the lake, that might be a good idea.
will be taking pictures.
AND, according to this....
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 12, 2019, 05:17:58 AM
*Walks through the topic officiously, on the phone and annoyed.* ...and I want Pavarotti to be the main act for the performance. Uh huh... uh huh... look, I don't care if he's dead, just MAKE IT HAPPEN. They've got Vocaloid, Tupac, and Gorillaz hologram concerts don't they? Figure it out! *Continues walking, still on the phone, and eventually can no longer be seen.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 13, 2019, 05:04:40 AM
*Kade puts away the phone, finally through.* Hey Eb, I got Pavarotti doing some singing for us as entertainment. Also, I managed to contact a casting director from around here, so we're getting a bunch of the extras from the Lord of the Rings movies and having a live action re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep as part of the after show.
We'll be having a hologram of Pavarotti doing a performance.
And we're going to have a live action re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep using extras from the LotR movies.
So, Eb, is there anything you want to add or change before we get things under way?
No, that just about covers it. When do I make my escape?
Ok then! *Puts an arm around Eb.*
@Seb, we're ready for you!
There, that should give us a year or two.
Lent is almost over, so he should be back soon.
The sooner the better, I say.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 02:47:03 AM
Ok then! *Puts an arm around Eb.*
@Seb, we're ready for you!
There, that should give us a year or two.
Ebby, was soooo...
Soooo...?
Who knows?
Her, and you, and probably Teer.
I don't know, but I could ask Lass. She's sitting beside me.
I'll get on the shipper's case for you.
Sounds like a plan :laugh:
I was not.
Heh
He may still take a while.
Seb? Yeah, I figured. Surprised you got a hold of him so quickly though.
I didn't. I just sent him a pm on ff.n, which he may get sooner. I'll send a message to Keva as well.
you curled up in a ball and did distress Ebby sounds!
Wat.
Is that something you do, Eb?
Not very often IRL.
So that's not a no then :laugh:
I did it when Teer and Lass were talking about you and I in front of their mum.
She's really ticklish.
...Are you wanting me to do something with that information?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:48:27 AM
I did it when Teer and Lass were talking about you and I in front of their mum.
HAH
*curls up in a ball and starts whimpering* No, please no.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 04:49:35 AM
...Are you wanting me to do something with that information?
No. Be nice to your future wife.
I intend to. I was merely wondering as to the reason that you would impart such information. (I actually already knew it, though :laugh: )
*slowly uncurls*
*Pats Ebby on the head.*
Thank you for not...doing that.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:45:22 AM
Not very often IRL.
that's just 'cause you've been away from me...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 11:57:13 PM
Eb's coming this afternoon and I don't want to get killed. I'll tell you after she leaves because then it will be about four weeks until we see her again.
Why?
*Opens book and stands by the pulpit*
Are the bride and groom present?
That doesn't matter now.
Dude, you're to late!
Why? *Goes to reread posts* Did I miss something?
Yes. Yes you did.
yes, yes you did.
Regardless, unless someone officially shipped them (Which, unless it was Keva, that would be impossible) I shall continue on with the ceremony. Or maybe I should wait for at least one of them. What do you all think?
by that paw, Teer and Verdie are not marred.
No, Miss Russa wedded them
If she doesn't count as being able to do that, then I don't know who does. I also wedded them afterwards just to make sure, though.
If I don't count, you don't either.
I was given the right to do it by Seb, if I recall. To wed them in his stead. Lemme go check....
****EDIT****
More or less yup ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 09, 2019, 02:55:34 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 06:34:46 PM
*Kade dropkicks Sebias out of the way and stands before the two lovebirds. Verdauge has been revived and put in a straight jacket that is made up to look kind of like a tux, and Teer is, well, being Teer as she's bound in place by magic. A calm breeze blows through the destroyed building, carrying sakura petals through the air.*
Now then, my friends. Teer, Verdauga, I now pronounce you husband and wife!
*Fanfare begins, announcing the arrival of a new couple into the world. Cheers arise from the onlookers. Kade imagines that Verdauga and Teer smile at him, then at each other (Note: This does not actually occur)*
*Raises eyebrow* Oh? *Taps chin for a few seconds...flips through the Master's Shipper's Rulebook to Weddings* Hmm... I guess this could work. :P
Congratulations, happy couple!!!!
*cannot be bothered to read that post*
Awww *Gives Lass a hug.* It's ok, maybe if you ask Seb nicely he'll let you do it for real this time.
um...what?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 08:29:00 PM
It's ok, maybe if you ask Seb nicely he'll let you do it for real this time.
*trys to get out of the "hug"*
leme go..
It was a quick hug, I'm not still holding on.
I was summoned. What do you want, Sebias?
*Is holding a camera waiting for Sebias to marry this lovely couple*
Eb, do you take Kade to be your lawfully wedded slave husband?
*sighs* I don't really have a choice, do I?
*Starts snapping a bigillion photos*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 09:33:29 PM
*sighs* I don't really have a choice, do I?
Perfect.
@Kade Rivok do you take Eb to be your lawfully wedded
master wife?
^-^
But of course I do! Why wouldn't I?
XD
mine was waaaaay better!
Far better, Lass.
Spoiler
I
Spoiler
now
Spoiler
pronounce
Spoiler
you
Spoiler
---Cough cough. Sorry. Let me continue *Takes in deep breath*
Hurry!! Quick!
I now pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride! OR a handshake or hug would also work. ;D
*crys*
*Throws confetti*
*growls at Keva and shakes confetti off my head*
*screams* KILL IT!
*Summons Thomasbane.*
Whom?
She probably meant KadeXD
*Summons Mjolnir*
I'll protect you, Kade!
I think Verdauga values his life enough to leave Kade alone.
I'll happily slice and dice, but I have no one to attack.
Yes, end the wedding with a melee. Wonderful. *sighs*
Preeeeetty much. XD
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 09:41:41 PM
*Summons Thomasbane.*
Whom?
confetti! the evil stuff! GET IT AWAY!! AWAYYYYY!
Yeah, confetti. (But Lass wasn't specific enough. You have to kill it with FIRE)
*shapeshifts and dives into the lake*
Oh
*Draws flame-pistol.*
Err, Eb? You might want to get that out of your hair...
*shakes vigourously*
*swims away*
*Patiently waits for Eb to finish and move out of the way.*
*shakes once last time and hides behind Kade*
*findes a small black box*
*grabs it*
I can get rid of confetti. *gets kalashnikov*
*Starts burning the confetti.*
*gets out on the other side of the lake* Whew
*shoots the confetti with kalashnikov*
What exactly do you hope to accomplish, again?
*shrugs* I honestly don't care.
O_O
Are ya sure that's the best thing to say with a rifle in your hands?
Verdie, it's One-eye, why would you think he plans anything past "Kill everything and get the cars"
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 10:16:37 PM
*Starts burning the confetti.*
Good work, darling. I'm proud of you.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 10:13:10 PM
*shakes once last time and hides behind Kade*
*Smiles and pats Eb on the head.* Well, I guess that's it then. ^-^
What's it?
It happened. We're married. :laugh:
You could at least smile a bit though.
That made me think of scene in Mr Peabody and Sherman when Leonardo Da Vinchi asks Mona Lisa to smile and she says "Fine, I smile." and does this:
Spoiler
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/f2rauuttfGk/hqdefault.jpg)
Simply wonderful :laugh:
Mm.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 26, 2020, 12:07:53 AM
That made me think of scene in Mr Peabody and Sherman when Leonardo Da Vinchi asks Mona Lisa to smile and she says "Fine, I smile." and does this:
Spoiler
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/f2rauuttfGk/hqdefault.jpg)
truely a master peace
*hugs Kade* You're my unofficially officially adopted brother-in-law now.
'Sup bro?
*is happy*
*Is also happy.*
Ok, Eb, do you want to tour the lake now, or watch some of the performances?
Ooo, or we could tour the lake, then watch the performances from the water.
Also, Teer, you're gonna have to give us a song, remember?
I don't mind. What would you like to do?
I have a song in mind and am ready when you are.
Teer is singing right now.. -_-
*is not singing* Lass, I think you need to get your ears checked.
you were when I said that.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 01:33:00 AM
I have a song in mind and am ready when you are.
I expect actual audio ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 26, 2020, 01:31:12 AM
I don't mind. What would you like to do?
Ok, let's tour the lake on our swan boat. You know the lake better than I, I assume? Could you show me some points of interest along the way?
*slowly opens the box*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 09:37:38 PM
I now pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride! OR a handshake or hug would also work. ;D
It would have to be an elbow bump, for hygiene reasons. Although weddings can't happen with the lockdown, I suppose, and even before that they were limited to five people (including the couple and the vicar), so we aren't following real life regulations currently.
Or we could do nothing, which is what we seem to be going with :laugh:
*nods* yes, for the best
I don't mind.
Hmm? Don't mind what?
Nothing, nevermind. ^-^
LET IT DIE
The confetti's gone. It can't hurt you anymore.
Oh, whew
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 09:24:34 PM
Nothing, nevermind. ^-^
Hmm?
*Looks back at previous posts.*
Oh. Well, still could mean multiple things.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 27, 2020, 09:31:22 PM
The confetti's gone. It can't hurt you anymore.
There was confetti?
There was.
Uh... huh.
And...what does that mean?
Heh, nothing.
Not quite ^-^
Okay. Are we going?
HOIHO IS SOOO CUTE!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 09:49:35 PM
Okay. Are we going?
Of course, though you never answered my question ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 02:56:21 AM
Ok, let's tour the lake on our swan boat. You know the lake better than I, I assume? Could you show me some points of interest along the way?
I've only been to Taupo twice, but I can try.
Hah, alright. *Bows and holds out his paw to Eb, a smile playing on his lips.* Now then, let us be off.
*takes Kade's paw and smiles shyly*
*Leads Eb, paw in paw, to the swan boat and boards.* These are enchanted, by the way, so they move on there own. Also... *The swan head turns slightly to look at the pair that just boarded it.* ...they do that.
Okay, that's...slightly creepy. *runs forward and strokes the swan's neck gently*
I know a nice river that leads to lake taupo
Oh? Could you point us in the right direction?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 10:10:46 PM
Okay, that's...slightly creepy. *runs forward and strokes the swan's neck gently*
*The swan boat's downy plumage shifts under Ebby's touch. It looks at her happily.*
Don't worry, it's a very gentle swan boat. Unlike the real ones, of course.
*is still stroking the swan, eyes fixed on it* Yes, real swans can break a man's legs with their wings.
Yeah... you ok there? You seem a bit dazed.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 10:04:11 PM
*takes Kade's paw and smiles shyly*
This goes into the chronicles of Awww.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 10:20:37 PM
Yeah... you ok there? You seem a bit dazed.
*stops and turns back to face Kade* I'm fine, I've just never seen alive swan boats. ^-^
Well, it is magical. *He said, smiling.* Much like you.
*has absolutely no idea how to respond to that*
;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 10:25:04 PM
Well, it is magical. *He said, smiling.* Much like you.
This goes into the chronicles of Awww.
Are you here too?
I am everywhere.
Oh-kay.
Sorry, didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. Shall we be off then?
It's okay. Yes, let's.
Ok, where shall we go then? You're the expert. ^-^
We should sail around the edge of the lake, about one hundred metres offshore; but there are a couple of places where we could land and explore the bush, if you like.
Ok, let's do that then. *The swan boat begins lazily moving around the edge of the lake as a soft, cool breeze blows across the water.*
This is nice.
Mm. *sits on the bulwark and trails footpaws and tail-tip in the water*
*Goes and sits beside Eb.* I hope you aren't too upset with how things turned out. I know this was all against your will....
( :laugh:) No, it's fine. I overreacted to start with, but I'm alright now.
Oh, well that's good. *Tentatively puts an arm around Eb's shoulders.*
*stiffens slightly, then relaxes and rests head on Kade's shoulder*
*Smiles to himself as the swan boat meanders along the edge of the lake.*
(Psst! Smiling to Eb is more romantic! Okay, I'll leave.)
(Thanks, Verdauga. ::))
Quote from: Verdauga on March 27, 2020, 11:14:41 PM
(Psst! Smiling to Eb is more romantic! Okay, I'll leave.)
(Her head is on his shoulder, how would he... ah whatever.)
*Still smiling, he looked over at Eb as she rested her head on his shoulder.*
This isn't so bad.
*laughs quietly* Did you expect it to be?
Not really. Just never thought you'd let me even touch you, ya know?
*smiles wryly* An understandable assumption.
And yet here we are. *Smile deepens, still looking over at Eb.*
*flushes* Mm.
So, like I said. This isn't so bad... right?
No, it isn't. I'm sorry for being so...wild, I guess, at the beginning.
*Tights his arm about Eb slightly, snuggling her against himself.*
That's ok, Ebby. If we've already made it past death threats, then what could get in our way now?
*grins cheekily* Don't be too sure we're past those.
::)
Ebby just did a Ebby.
(I haven't completely disappeared, Lass.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 11:42:22 PM
*grins cheekily* Don't be too sure we're past those.
Oh? *Moves his smiling face close to Eb's, looking her in the eyes.* Are you certain about that?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 02:56:21 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 01:33:00 AM
I have a song in mind and am ready when you are.
I expect actual audio ^-^
Oh. Your expectations might not be met. (Meaning 'They're definitely not going to be met')
:laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 12:00:19 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 11:42:22 PM
*grins cheekily* Don't be too sure we're past those.
Oh? *Moves his smiling face close to Eb's, looking her in the eyes.* Are you certain about that?
*resists the urge to shrink away* No, you're right. No more death threats.
(That wasn't meant to be threatening -_-)
(You two are adorable)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 12:05:00 AM
(That wasn't meant to be threatening -_-)
(Oops, sorry.)
*rests head back on Kade's shoulder*
(Yeah yeah :laugh:)
(Shut up Teer. ^-^)
(Heh, when I said that, you tryed to choke me...)
(And don't you forget it.)
*Notices that Eb's mind seems to be elsewhere.* Is everything ok, sweetie?
Hmm? Yes, I'm fine. You?
*Smiles warmly at Eb.* I'm feeling pretty ok, personally.
*sighs happily* That's good. *watches light playing with ripples on the surface of the lake*
(we all know it, Ebby.)
(know what?)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 12:08:09 AM
(Shut up Teer. ^-^)
(*looks perfectly innocent* What? I was just practicing the song I'm going to sing for you and Kade)
*Sees his and Eb's reflections in the rippling water and grows red in the face at the sight of what they actually look like, snuggling up together like that.*
*glances up at Kade* Are you sure you're alright?
Ah... *Looks down sheepishly, blushing furiously.* Y- yeah, I'm fine. I just... just realized that we really look like a couple now....
*bites lip and flushes also* Well, that's okay, I think, because...well, because we sort of...are...I guess.
*Looks over at Eb again, still read in the face.* Yeah... yeah, I guess we are, huh? Hadn't really sunk in yet, what with how fast everything went at the end....
Fast?! FAST?!
*A Kade from a different thread gags Lass and drags her away.*
Oi! Aahhhhh! Help!!! *is gaged*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 12:52:54 AM
*Looks over at Eb again, still red in the face.* Yeah... yeah, I guess we are, huh? Hadn't really sunk in yet, what with how fast everything went at the end....
*returns gaze to the light dancing on the water and returns head to resting on Kade's shoulder* Mmhmm.
*Lets his gaze linger on Eb's face, not quite able to tear his eyes away from her.*
*senses Kade's gaze and flushes again*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 01:34:16 AM
*Lets his gaze linger on Eb's face, not quite able to tear his eyes away from her.*
I'ma draw that...
(Don't you dare!)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 28, 2020, 01:47:04 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 01:34:16 AM
*Lets his gaze linger on Eb's face, not quite able to tear his eyes away from her.*
I'ma draw that...
(Ooo, ooo, do it!)
(You're so mean.)
( ^-^ Don't sound so upset now)
*Notices that he's bothering Ebby and finally looks away.* Ah. Sorry... I- I couldn't help it....
(Why not, pray tell?)
*is surprised and puzzled by Kade's words* That's...alright?
( ^-^ )
*Looks back, gazing into Eb's eyes.* You don't mind, then?
*is taken aback* I...guess not. Not really, anyway.
You sound unsure... what is it?
*looks away* Not so much unsure as unused to, I think.
Yeah, I get that.... So, when are we gonna come up to our first destination, do you think?
*stands up on the bulwark, one paw on Kade's shoulder for balance, and gazes ahead* Mmm...three minutes, five maybe.
*Is holding his paw up and on Eb's back to help her keep balance.*
Ok, so not too far then. Is this going ot be a place where we get off to look around at?
It can be if you like. We don't have to get off anywhere, but native bush is absolutely beautiful and there will probably be tui around. Have you ever heard a tui sing?
*Smiles up at Eb.* I don't believe I have, actually.
Your life is incomplete until you have. They are incredible; they have over 400 different calls, ranging from sweet trills to amazing popping noises. *tail-tip flicks around in excitement* Listen! I think I may have just heard one.
(-_-)
*evil grin*
I don't think Kade did a very good job of gagging Lass, or dragging her away, for that matter.
(oh, yeah, I forgot that happened...Oops)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 02:40:02 AM
Your life is incomplete until you have. They are incredible; they have over 400 different calls, ranging from sweet trills to amazing popping noises. *tail-tip flicks around in excitement* Listen! I think I may have just heard one.
*Listens intently, but isn't able to hear anything.* Really? I must've missed it....
*writes down something on a pece of paper; Gaah! le'me go! what did I even do?!*
Kade and Ebantu, sitting on a boat.
Eating cheese and... Nevermind.
(You are not here, Mistress Greeneyes.)
*draws a very grumpy looking Lass her arms crossed*
(You were speaking without brackets.)
*adds a headless Kade and blood on Lass's claws*
(O_O)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 04:52:20 AM
Kade and Ebantu, sitting on a boat.
Eating cheese and... Nevermind.
(I don't believe I've heard that rhyme before.)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 28, 2020, 04:49:53 AM
*writes down something on a pece of paper; Gaah! le'me go! what did I even do?!*
*The Kade from a different thread writes back on the paper.*
Sorry, Lass. You were trying to interfere, so it had to be done.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 04:45:51 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 02:40:02 AM
Your life is incomplete until you have. They are incredible; they have over 400 different calls, ranging from sweet trills to amazing popping noises. *tail-tip flicks around in excitement* Listen! I think I may have just heard one.
*Listens intently, but isn't able to hear anything.* Really? I must've missed it....
It's stopped now. Oh well, they aren't rare and we'll hear more once we're ashore. *grabs the beach anchor and moves to the bow, ready to leap overboard when the swanboat reaches the shallows*
*re-draws the headless Kade with no muscles and a floppy snout*
No need for that, Ebby, this is a magical swan boat, remember? *The boat stops on it's own as they reach the shallows, and the swan extends its head downwards, allowing the pair to walk along it's neck to the shore.* Well, then, let's go exploring!
I should have known. *runs up the narrow stretch of sand and pauses at the treeline* Come on if you're coming. ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 04:56:53 AM
(You were speaking without brackets.)
Parens, darling. Or Parenthesisisisis, either works. Brackets are the ones with more square edges.
*draws even more gorry things that are to evil to speek of*
*The Kade with Lass eats the paper she's drawing on and sticks a tongue out at her.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 05:13:23 AM
I should have known. *runs up the narrow stretch of sand and pauses at the treeline* Come on if you're coming. ^-^
*Takes a mighty leap and lands beside Eb at the treeline.* I'm with ya, don't worry ;D
*gasps and jumps down Kades throat*
*smiles slightly* Try not to cause a tidal wave when you jump, Kade. Would you prefer to run or meander?
*finds it and magicly fixs it*
*The other Kade accidentally swallows Lass.* Uh....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 05:21:53 AM
*smiles slightly* Try not to cause a tidal wave when you jump, Kade. Would you prefer to run or meander?
*Smiles abashedly at Eb.* Sorry, sorry. But, you know what, let's run for a bit! We've been taking it pretty slow up 'till now. So, I'll follow your lead.
*kicks Kade from inside his throat*
*grins at Kade and dashes into the bush, laughing and weaving between trees* Catch me if you can!
*watches with a small smile* Such an adorable couple.
*The other Kade pokes his stomach, where Lass now sits.* Er, sorry about that... didn't mean for it to happen, honest.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 05:40:28 AM
*grins at Kade and dashes into the bush, laughing and weaving between trees* Catch me if you can!
Hah! *Bounds after Eb, chasing her through the foliage. He thought catching her would be simple, but the numerous trees were proving to be quite the hindrance to his large frame. Still, he gradually gained ground as he chased his beloved.*
*stabs Kade with pen*
*unstabs Kade* None of that, Lass.
*stabs Teer threw Kade*
Such imagination for one so young!
*jumps off the side of Kades tummy*
*Other Kade.* Whoa, settle down in there! Listen, either Verdauga'll come along at some point and get you out, or... well, you'll get out one way or another.
*draws all over kade*
You're not very used to eating people, are you, Kade?
*pass out from lack of air*
*Other Kade quickly swallows some air.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 06:37:05 AM
You're not very used to eating people, are you, Kade?
Of course not! It isn't something I use to be able to do. Also, this time wasn't even on purpose; she literally jumped down my throat....
Alright then. Fair enough. (I still think you need more practice)
*Other Kade.* I mean, I suppose you're right that I need practice. But... like, how?
Eat people.
*is only just alive*
*Other Kade swallows more air.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 06:45:44 AM
Eat people.
Yeah, see, I'm pretty sure "other people" (I.E. other forum goers) will have a problem with that.
All the more reason to eat them. Eating people who are perfectly happy to go along with it doesn't give you nearly as much training as people who are desperate not to be eaten.
*Other Kade.*
Also, you're husband would be sure to just teleport folks out of most of my attempts.
*is only just alive, but can breath*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 06:51:53 AM
*Other Kade.*
Also, you're husband would be sure to just teleport folks out of most of my attempts.
Oh well. It can feel strange having beasts teleported from one's stomach too, so that should also be practiced.
*Other Kade swallows more air.*
I suppose so....
I dunno, I think willing targets that are acting like they don't want to be eaten would go over better with the community, you know?
Too true. Maybe it's about time I helped Lass out of your belly.
*a small wimper comes from Kade's belly*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:00:45 AM
Too true. Maybe it's about time I helped Lass out of your belly.
*Other Kade.*
Oh, you have a solution? I was a bit worried, honestly. I didn't want her to... complete her trip, so to speak. *Shudders at the thought.*
*is unconscious*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 07:04:55 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:00:45 AM
Too true. Maybe it's about time I helped Lass out of your belly.
*Other Kade.*
Oh, you have a solution? I was a bit worried, honestly. I didn't want her to... complete her trip, so to speak. *Shudders at the thought.*
Yeah, I'm not very good at it but I can do a small amount of teleportation. *teleports Lass and her pen out of Kade's stomach*
*Other Kade.*
Yikes, I am now extremely hungry.
*is still unconscious*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 07:11:35 AM
*Other Kade.*
Yikes, I am now extremely hungry.
*hands Kade some noodles*
(0)_(0)
So, what's going on?
(at this point, I don't even know..)
I see.
*squints at Bookie* how much? tell me what you know!
1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 144 233 377 710 987 1697
oh...
Fibonacci.
There are also the Lucas numbers, which are the same but start with 1 and 3. I haven't memorised those, though, but can work them out easily enough.
1 3 4 7 11 18 29 47 76
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 05:48:39 AM
*The other Kade pokes his stomach, where Lass now sits.* Er, sorry about that... didn't mean for it to happen, honest.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 05:40:28 AM
*grins at Kade and dashes into the bush, laughing and weaving between trees* Catch me if you can!
Hah! *Bounds after Eb, chasing her through the foliage. He thought catching her would be simple, but the numerous trees were proving to be quite the hindrance to his large frame. Still, he gradually gained ground as he chased his beloved.*
*can hear Kade catching up and risks a backward glance to see how close he is* *trips over a root and rolls, laughing, down a slight hill*
(Hah!I really hope you're okay...are you?)
(Lass, I was laughing. Does that answer you question?)
(Waaa? I didn't asknanything...)
(I do read the small writing, Lass.)
*has fainted*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 07:49:59 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 05:48:39 AM
*The other Kade pokes his stomach, where Lass now sits.* Er, sorry about that... didn't mean for it to happen, honest.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 05:40:28 AM
*grins at Kade and dashes into the bush, laughing and weaving between trees* Catch me if you can!
Hah! *Bounds after Eb, chasing her through the foliage. He thought catching her would be simple, but the numerous trees were proving to be quite the hindrance to his large frame. Still, he gradually gained ground as he chased his beloved.*
*can hear Kade catching up and risks a backward glance to see how close he is* *trips over a root and rolls, laughing, down a slight hill*
You guys are so cute!
(ya die now...)
Meh.
once I said that Kade and Ebby were cute together and she force coked me.. or tryed at least...
Force coked? Is that when she force feeds you coka cola? *shudders at the thought* I didn't know she even had the ability to be that cruel!
XD
(I did nothing of the kind. Coke is gross.)
Glad to hear it.
(-_-)
You must admit, Lass, it's fairly disgusting.
(*pokes Teer*)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:21:32 AM
*hands Kade some noodles*
*The noodles vanish down the other Kade's gullet almost as soon as they appear.* You know, that just doesn't seem quite as filling after all the stuff I've been eating recently.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 07:49:59 PM
*can hear Kade catching up and risks a backward glance to see how close he is* *trips over a root and rolls, laughing, down a slight hill*
*Grins and throws himself rolling down the hill as well.*
Aaaaaas yoooooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish!
OH MY GOSH! THE QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!
I knew Kade was going to be an awesome brother! *continues feeding the other Kade*
Kade, you an E (in harry potter world anyways...)
Inconceivable!
how can you say that word? I do not think it means what you think it means...
Famous Vizzini quote, I think.
::)
I know, what I said was a quote too!
I realised that after I posted, and couldn't be bothered to edit it.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 29, 2020, 11:44:35 AM
how can you say that word? I do not think it means what you think it means...
:laugh: The Princess Bride!!!
Except it bears striking similarities to the 'ingrates' scene in QoAaD (unless I'm misremembering, which I probably am).
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 29, 2020, 06:31:40 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 29, 2020, 11:44:35 AM
You keep using that word; I do not think it means what you think it means...
:laugh: The Princess Bride!!!
Now it's a Princess Bride quote. Before, it was a Princess Bride misquote.
Yup, it's still a quote though...
It's a FAKE.
No, the pain is real!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 29, 2020, 09:28:25 AM
I knew Kade was going to be an awesome brother! *continues feeding the other Kade*
*Other Kade smiles happily, eating the
noodlesapples he's being fed.*
(I think the noddles got used up. I'm currently feeding you apples)
(Ah.)
*puts lion king memes back, with some trouble*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 07:32:27 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:21:32 AM
*hands Kade some noodles*
*The noodles vanish down the other Kade's gullet almost as soon as they appear.* You know, that just doesn't seem quite as filling after all the stuff I've been eating recently.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 07:49:59 PM
*can hear Kade catching up and risks a backward glance to see how close he is* *trips over a root and rolls, laughing, down a slight hill*
*Grins and throws himself rolling down the hill as well.*
Aaaaaas yoooooooou wiiiiiiiiiiiish!
*scrambles to the side in an effort to avoid being hit* Careful!
Awwwwww!
*Kade scoops Eb up in his arms as he rolls over her, bracing them so that she doesn't get flattened. As they gently come to a stop at the bottom of the hill, Kade grins at her.* You have such little faith, Ebby.
*wakes up with a grone*
*laughs, slightly breathless* Perhaps, but caution never killed anybeast. Not that I heard of, anyway.
Kade, please NEVER do that again.
(Lass, chill.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 05:28:23 AM
*laughs, slightly breathless* Perhaps, but caution never killed anybeast. Not that I heard of, anyway.
*Smiles brightly at Eb.* Maybe, but then again, no risk, no reward, don't you think?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 05:34:29 AM
(Lass, chill.)
(Don't worry, she's referring to something else)
(And you, but that isn't as important I suppose :laugh:)
EATING MY SHETCH BOOK IS LIKE EATING MY DOG!!!!!!
(You said it was only a piece of paper, not a sketch book ^-^ Besides, I would probably never eat your dog!)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 05:36:07 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 05:28:23 AM
*laughs, slightly breathless* Perhaps, but caution never killed anybeast. Not that I heard of, anyway.
*Smiles brightly at Eb.* Maybe, but then again, no risk, no reward, don't you think?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 05:34:29 AM
(Lass, chill.)
(Don't worry, she's referring to something else)
Hmm. Good point, but not always completely true, I don't think. *looks at the surrounding forest* It's pretty magical out here, isn't it?
(you just don't get it...)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 05:46:33 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 05:36:07 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 05:28:23 AM
*laughs, slightly breathless* Perhaps, but caution never killed anybeast. Not that I heard of, anyway.
*Smiles brightly at Eb.* Maybe, but then again, no risk, no reward, don't you think?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 05:34:29 AM
(Lass, chill.)
(Don't worry, she's referring to something else)
I agree, but for different reasons. *The Otterbadger says, still smiling as he looks into Eb's eyes.*
*cringe*
*flushes and looks away, unsure how to respond*
(psst! Ebby! hugs!)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 05:53:56 AM
*flushes and looks away, unsure how to respond*
*Pushes his face close to Eb's* Hmm? Would you rather I refrain?
. . .
I don't know. I'm just not used to it, I guess.
*Smiles widely.* Awww, you're so cute when you don't know what to say!
*smiles wryly* In that case I must be positively adorable right now.
*Continues staring into Eb's eyes.* Exceedingly so.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 06:05:54 AM
*smiles wryly* In that case I must be positively adorable right now.
you always are, Ebby, you always are.
*Other Kade re-gags Lass.*
*Pulls both himself and Eb to their footpaws.* Ok! Where to next? Actually... *looks around,* Where are we even?
Redwood forest...I think..
*brushes leaf-litter off my white dress* Well, I'm not sure where we are, but I know where the ship is. *points* It's that way.
look at the trees! *comes out of the lake and sits on a rock*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 06:17:29 AM
*brushes leaf-litter off my green dress* Well, I'm not sure where we are, but I know where the ship is. *points* It's that way.
Ok, well, want to explore around here a bit more, or head back to the boat?
I don't mind, it's up to you. I'd say we're about five minutes walk from the boat, three minutes run, so we aren't far.
Mmm, let's walk back then, since we ran here. There's plenty of lake left to explore, right?
try not to DIE
(Thanks for the tip, Lass)
Yes, plenty. Let's go. ^-^
*Begins walking forward, then pauses and holds out his paw to Ebby.*
*takes Kade's paw and hop-skips to keep up with him*
*Happily strolls paw in paw with Eb, enjoying the surrounding woods and the company found therein.*
*suddenly releases Kade's paw and runs over to a thick vine that has grown down from the canopy in a half loop, forming a natural swing* Oh look! I love things like this. *sits on the vine and pushes off, swinging back and forth and grinning at Kade*
(There are vines like this in a bush near us IRL)
*nods* yes, yes..
*Walks over to where Eb is swinging.* Well that's interesting; haven't seen something like that before! Though, I get the feeling I shouldn't try it myself, might snap the vine. Want me to give you a push or two?
That was unnecessary, Lass.
UnTruth!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 06:42:12 AM
*Walks over to where Eb is swinging.* Well that's interesting; haven't seen something like that before! Though, I get the feeling I shouldn't try it myself, might snap the vine. Want me to give you a push or two?
*laughs* Yes, thank you.
whack on the wall not good, so nod't
*slow blink*
Or even mont?
*meme attack*
If you're doing a meme attack, post some memes.
(https://mamarfeels.files.wordpress.com/2019/04/whos-the-boss-meme.jpg?w=504&h=336)
(https://s24193.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/funny-animal-memes-entity-5.png)
I'm the boss, of course.
-_-
no
Spoiler
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYLuNt2UQAEqaOs.jpg)
(Please put that in a spoiler, Lass. It's huge :laugh:)
Sure!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 10:23:55 PM
I'm the boss, of course.
*Other Kade looks pointedly at Teer.* Mmhmm.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 07:45:54 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 06:42:12 AM
*Walks over to where Eb is swinging.* Well that's interesting; haven't seen something like that before! Though, I get the feeling I shouldn't try it myself, might snap the vine. Want me to give you a push or two?
*laughs* Yes, thank you.
*Kade flashes a quick smile at Eb before walking behind her. Grabbing the vines, he pulls her back and releases, letting her swing forward easily. As she returns, he puts a paw on her back, gently slowing her and then just as gently pushing her forward again.*
thank you for explaining how to push Somebeast on a swing, Kade.
*grips the vines tightly and smiles as Kade pushes* How do you like to go up in a swing, up in the air so blue? Oh, I do think it the pleasantest thing ever a child can do! Up in the air and over the wall, till I can see so wide, rivers and trees and cattle and all, over the countryside- till I look down on the garden green, down on the roof so brown- up in the air I go flying again, up in the air and down! *twists around to face Kade and smiles again* The Swing, by Robert Louis Stevenson. Do you like it?
(I like it)
( ^-^ I am in the process of memorising it.)
Ahhhhhhhhhh, chips then?
No thank you. Unless you mean crisps.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 31, 2020, 08:05:00 AM
*grips the vines tightly and smiles as Kade pushes* How do you like to go up in a swing, up in the air so blue? Oh, I do think it the pleasantest thing ever a child can do! Up in the air and over the wall, till I can see so wide, rivers and trees and cattle and all, over the countryside- till I look down on the garden green, down on the roof so brown- up in the air I go flying again, up in the air and down! *twists around to face Kade and smiles again* The Swing, by Robert Louis Stevenson. Do you like it?
*Kade ruffles her head fur as she swings in close, smiling warmly.* I do indeed; it sounds like Mr. Robert is well acquainted with swinging. Have you written any poems yourself?
you really just asked her that? :o
(Lass, stop trying to ruin honeymoons. Let the couples be happy together and stop questioning their private conversations)
Hmm? I'm not!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 31, 2020, 09:36:31 PM
you really just asked her that? :o
(Yes, you just did.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 09:27:37 PM
*Kade ruffles her head fur as she swings in close, smiling warmly.* I do indeed; it sounds like Mr. Robert is well acquainted with swinging. Have you written any poems yourself?
...I may have, but they're not very good. At all. Have you?
*Continues giving Eb little pushes to keep her swinging going.* Not really. I think I may have years ago, but whatever I may have done has been lost to time, I'm afraid. I'd love to hear something you've written though!
and he strikes
That's sad. I wrote several very short poems a while ago, but...as I said; they're not very good. I prefer memorising other people's poems, like 'Tyger, tyger' for example.
*Gently pokes Eb on the forehead as she swings close.* I'd still like to hear something you've written, even if you don't think it's particularly good ^-^
they good... compared to mine anyway ;D
Okay, but I'm editing it out after you've read it. (Also what rubbish, Lass. You're poems are far better than mine.)
:o
Wow, that's really nice Ebby! I like it ^-^
*smiles* Thanks. I made it up when we were in an amazing bush on the west coast that had a grove of huge redwoods in it.
*is still in shock*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 01, 2020, 03:43:51 AM
*smiles* Thanks. I made it up when we were in an amazing bush on the west coast that had a grove of huge redwoods in it.
That's pretty cool. I'd like to hear more poems you've written some time, if you ever feel like sharing again. ^-^
Ach, she's gone...
(I have not, it is Kade who has gone.)
Another time, maybe. *jumps off the vine swing and turns to look at Kade* Shall we continue?
(and the time, he was on, and you were gone)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 01, 2020, 04:24:44 AM
(I have not, it is Kade who has gone.)
Another time, maybe. *jumps off the vine swing and turns to look at Kade* Shall we continue?
Sure sweetie. *Kade takes Eb's paw again and starts leisurely heading towards the boat.*
*is even more shocked*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 01, 2020, 03:30:41 AM
Okay, but I'm editing it out after you've read it. (Also what rubbish, Lass. You're poems are far better than mine.)
(Awww, I missed it! Can you
please send it to me via pm?)
Twas good..
(It was indeed)
it has been sent.
(Aw you guys ^-^)
*walks with Kade through the forest to the lake*
..until you get very lost In his eyes*
(Lass, go die in a hole.)
(It was a great poem, Eb)
Please may I read your poem, Ebby?
*sits back*
*Wheeze*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 01, 2020, 05:41:52 AM
(Aw you guys ^-^)
*walks with Kade through the forest to the lake*
*As they exit the forest and reach the lake edge, Kade draws Eb up in his arms and leaps into the swan boat. Setting the wildcat gently back down, he smiles warmly at her.* And here we are. Now, where to next?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 02:50:24 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 01, 2020, 05:41:52 AM
(Aw you guys ^-^)
*walks with Kade through the forest to the lake*
*As they exit the forest and reach the lake edge, Kade draws Eb up in his arms and leaps into the swan boat. Setting the wildcat gently back down, he smiles warmly at her.* And here we are. Now, where to next?
Nice jump. You managed to not cause a tsunami. *smiles back* Sorry, where to next? I don't know, I think we just continue around the lake until we want to get off again.
Food?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 02, 2020, 03:12:14 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 02:50:24 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 01, 2020, 05:41:52 AM
(Aw you guys ^-^)
*walks with Kade through the forest to the lake*
*As they exit the forest and reach the lake edge, Kade draws Eb up in his arms and leaps into the swan boat. Setting the wildcat gently back down, he smiles warmly at her.* And here we are. Now, where to next?
Alright then, onward! *Points forward and the swan boat begins moving on it's own down the coast once again.* Traveling by water is nice indeed. So, would you like to eat something at our next stop, or sooner?
*packs a picnic basket and poofs it into the boat*
*grins* If you brought food, why wait? Although, forest picnics are lovely. What do you think?
Mmmm, why don't we eat right now, that way we can watch the scenery go by while doing so. By the by, I didn't bring food, but that's ok because we have this! *Pulls out enchanted fork and hands it to Eb.* Just think of whatever food you want and give the fork a good twist and flick!
*takes the enchanted fork very warily* I have seen this fork do very unexpected things. Are you sure this is a good idea?
(it's April fools for him, Ebby.)
(I know.)
(good)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 02, 2020, 03:29:52 AM
*takes the enchanted fork very warily* I have seen this fork do very unexpected things. Are you sure this is a good idea?
Of course it's a good idea! This feller isn't as rowdy as he was in the beginning, so you should be alright. ^-^
(should he says)
Alright, if you say so. *does as Kade instructed previously and jumps as a loaf of fresh nutbread and a pat of creamy butter appear* That's incredible! *passes the fork back to Kade* What do you want to eat?
*Kade waves the enchanted fork and some salmon teriyaki with white rice appears.*
This! I love salmon teriyaki.
Oh my goodness yes! I don't think our local sushi shop has salmon teriyaki, but I've had teriyaki chicken many times before and it is divine.
*would high paw Ebby and Kade, but it far, far away from them*
(Nutbread is delicious)
(Indeed, especially nutbread that has been in an oven so recently that it is still steaming.)
(*mouth waters*)
(what does it taste like?)
(Nuts.)
(you're a pain.)
(And you are a bean.)
(*would cry but is to busy grining*)
(It's an affectionate insult, Lass. A way of saying 'I love you whether you are being annoying right now or not'. Not that you are being annoying.)
(Aw...that's...)
Sweet? Cute? Mean? Terrifying? Suspicious? Hilarious?
Awesome(thing).
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 03, 2020, 08:39:55 AM
Sweet? Cute? Mean? Terrifying? Suspicious? Hilarious?
no, Cheesie
No problem with a bit of cheese. Perhaps not in the wedding cake, though.
*eats the cheese*
*Eats everybeast intruding on our honeymoon.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 05:25:53 AM
Oh my goodness yes! I don't think our local sushi shop has salmon teriyaki, but I've had teriyaki chicken many times before and it is divine.
They don't? That's truly sad, 'cause it is AWESOME! Care for some, then?
*Pops in, Teleports Teer out, and pops out.*
(Sorry. See ya.)
Yes please, if you're happy to share. Do you like nutbread? It's really nice if you have it hot with melted butter.
I don't mind sharing at all. *Kade said, smiling happily.* And, though I've never had nutbread before, I'm sure I'd like it.
*smiles and draws dagger, slicing the nutbread and spreading plenty of butter over it* It tastes like warm hazelnuts and chestnuts, but in bread form. *holds out a piece of butter-covered nutbread to Kade*
*poofs out*
(What?)
(I'm not here anymore)
Quote from: lass of something much on April 04, 2020, 02:47:00 AM
*poofs out*
In Gone there was not a poof. I guess we have some hope.
(pardon? my small brain cannot comprehend this...)
Don't worry, it's a reference to a book I don't think you've read.
(Hush now, I ate all you miscreants already.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 09:39:19 PM
*smiles and draws dagger, slicing the nutbread and spreading plenty of butter over it* It tastes like warm hazelnuts and chestnuts, but in bread form. *holds out a piece of butter-covered nutbread to Kade*
Sounds awesome, thanks! *Takes the nutbread.* Now, I've got the salmon and rice on a plate here, so we can share off of that. *Sets the plate within paw reach of them both.* I've also got chopsticks and a fork, so use whichever you want. *Takes a bite of the nutbread.* Whoa, this is great!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 03:19:23 PM
(Hush now, I ate all you miscreants already.)
wait...when?
Multiple times.
what about your self? o.O (there were two of you)
(There aren't any other Kade present in this topic currently. Luckily.)
untruth
(The other one went away. Besides, even if there was one here, he wouldn't be intruding. ^-^)
he is though.
(He is me, and I say that he isn't ^-^)
(I don't think I was intruding but Verdauga teleported me out anyway so I'm not here)
(You weren't, and thus wasn't eaten. He just assumed as much ^-^)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 03:19:23 PM
(Hush now, I ate all you miscreants already.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 09:39:19 PM
*smiles and draws dagger, slicing the nutbread and spreading plenty of butter over it* It tastes like warm hazelnuts and chestnuts, but in bread form. *holds out a piece of butter-covered nutbread to Kade*
Sounds awesome, thanks! *Takes the nutbread.* Now, I've got the salmon and rice on a plate here, so we can share off of that. *Sets the plate within paw reach of them both.* I've also got chopsticks and a fork, so use whichever you want. *Takes a bite of the nutbread.* Whoa, this is great!
*smiles* I'm glad you like it. Chopsticks, please. *tastes the salmon teriyaki* Oh my gosh. That is so good!
/me eats other Kade
Edit; it worked!!!!
Pourquoi?
/me pokes Ebby
that's not how it's done.
/me puts Ebby in a tree
(Nope. Does anyone know what has happened to
@Kade Rivok?)
nope, he's gone, it seems... :'(
Has he been on discord recently?
no, not really... :P
I hope he's alright. :(
He should be. Maybe he forgot to get dressed again.
You should lock the topic.
Deary me! How many weddings have there been? :-|
The number is too great for me to list.
I assume each and every one of the weddings turned into a long-lasting marriage? :)
nope, very few did.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 06:23:52 AM
I hope he's alright. :(
as do I, it really won't be the same without our mad otterbadger... :'(
I doth live. And Eb, your profile picture is really nice! Good job, Lass!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 07, 2020, 05:28:04 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 03:19:23 PM
(Hush now, I ate all you miscreants already.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 03, 2020, 09:39:19 PM
*smiles and draws dagger, slicing the nutbread and spreading plenty of butter over it* It tastes like warm hazelnuts and chestnuts, but in bread form. *holds out a piece of butter-covered nutbread to Kade*
Sounds awesome, thanks! *Takes the nutbread.* Now, I've got the salmon and rice on a plate here, so we can share off of that. *Sets the plate within paw reach of them both.* I've also got chopsticks and a fork, so use whichever you want. *Takes a bite of the nutbread.* Whoa, this is great!
*smiles* I'm glad you like it. Chopsticks, please. *tastes the salmon teriyaki* Oh my gosh. That is so good!
*Kade smiled happily.* Isn't it though? I told ya, it's pretty great. *Finishes off the nutbread he was holding and helps himself to a bit of the salmon and rice as well.*
You have to introduce Teer to salmon teriyaki when we get home. She'll love it.
That's a good idea; I'm sure sis would love it as well. *Looks across the water.* Think we're close to the next area yet?
Yes. We can get off almost anywhere, it's just easier if there's a beach of some kind.
Ok, well it looks like there's one coming up. Let's finish up eating, then we'll disembark. Sound good?
Sounds great. *licks the chopsticks clean and puts them beside the plate*
(you guys...Kade what have you done to her!?!?!?!)
(He hasn't done anything. Not to my knowledge, anyway.)
(YOU HAVE BEEN BRAIN WASHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Implying that a beast would have to have been brainwashed in order to fall in love with my brother is a bit rude, Lass)
(And implying that I am in love is a sign of a worrying lack of self-preservation)
(And implying that you're not in love might hurt Kade's feelings)
(-_- Fine.)
*Crotchety voice* young folk these days, throwin' around such words as 'love' as though they were t'know wot it meant.
(You're great, Wylder. :laugh:)
*nods a welcome to Wylder* Kia ora. The bride and groom are on their tour of the lake right now, so you may have to wait a while if you want to congratulate them and wish them well. There is food and seating inside, if you want it.
*Crotchety voice* My minivan can't pray, so I don't know but that if'n you mumble nonsense t'least let it be intelligible nonsense.
*Hobbles over to table* well I'll be darned, t'ain't no hominy grits here! An' what's a weddin' 'thout hominy grits?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 11, 2020, 05:51:51 AM
(Implying that a beast would have to have been brainwashed in order to fall in love with my brother is a bit rude, Lass)
(when has
that ever stopped me? ::))
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 11, 2020, 06:20:38 AM
*Crotchety voice* My minivan can't pray, so I don't know but that if'n you mumble nonsense t'least let it be intelligible nonsense.
*Hobbles over to table* well I'll be darned, t'ain't no hominy grits here! An' what's a weddin' 'thout hominy grits?
(Cheese?)
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 11, 2020, 06:20:38 AM
*Crotchety voice* My minivan can't pray, so I don't know but that if'n you mumble nonsense t'least let it be intelligible nonsense.
*Hobbles over to table* well I'll be darned, t'ain't no hominy grits here! An' what's a weddin' 'thout hominy grits?
*perfectly respectful and innocent voice (Because usually I don't sound respectful or innocent)* Deepest apologies, sir, but I have no idea what hominy grits are and I don't recall saying anything unintelligible.
(Corn grits. I don't know how prominent they are in South America, but grits themselves are a common food in the southern U.S.)
(Never heard of them.)
(You also don't live in the South.)
(True.)
(or the US)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 11, 2020, 04:04:43 PM
(Corn grits. I don't know how prominent they are in South America, but grits themselves are a common food in the southern U.S.)
(So what are they?)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 11, 2020, 04:10:51 PM
(You also don't live in the South.)
(Neither do you. Y'all northerners through and through)
I too serve the Soviet Union.
*is now very confused*
(Russia, Lass. The Soviet Union is Russia.)
You called?
Oh...
You have no i's (an eye is an eye until it is heard).
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 03:02:50 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 11, 2020, 04:04:43 PM
(Corn grits. I don't know how prominent they are in South America, but grits themselves are a common food in the southern U.S.)
(So what are they?)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 11, 2020, 04:10:51 PM
(You also don't live in the South.)
(Neither do you. Y'all northerners through and through)
(A true southerner would have said "y'all're".)
As for what grits are... I'm not quite sure, to be honest.
(However, she is further south than practically anyone else on the forum (it's hard to tell whether any Australians or NZers are further south))
I believ NZ is to the south-east of OZ.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 12, 2020, 01:41:27 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 03:02:50 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 11, 2020, 04:04:43 PM
(Corn grits. I don't know how prominent they are in South America, but grits themselves are a common food in the southern U.S.)
(So what are they?)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 11, 2020, 04:10:51 PM
(You also don't live in the South.)
(Neither do you. Y'all northerners through and through)
(A true southerner would have said "y'all're".)
As for what grits are... I'm not quite sure, to be honest.
How would you know what a true southerner would say? You live way up in the north. I'll tell you what
true southerners say:
What TRUE Southerners say
"Kia ora, cuz! How's the whanau? Wanna come to the Warewhare to get some jandals? Sweet, haere mai, ki te waka, tamariki!"
And Booklover, New Zealand is further south than Australia.
So it is.
But isn't New Zealand part of Australia? (that was a joke, by the way) Isn't part of Australia slightly further south than the northernmost point of New Zealand?
Perhaps, but we don't live in Northland so we are further south. (By the way, 'Warewhare' *I think* is Maori for Warehouse and is pronounced 'Wadifadi')
I always thought you lived in the north of NZ for some reason.
We do live in the North Island, but not in Northland which is North of Auckland.
I see.
And even if New Zealand was part of Australia (which it isn't), it would still be the southern-most part of Australia.
Quote from: Booklover on April 12, 2020, 01:43:56 PM
(However, she is further south than practically anyone else on the forum (it's hard to tell whether any Australians or NZers are further south))
we're in the north island, so people in the south island are....)
A forum beast could also potentially live in Antarctica and they'd be further south than us.
Except nobody lives permanently in Antarctica. There are always a lot of scientists there, though.
Argentina or Chile? If they were in the south, maybe? Or there are multiple small islands south of you.
*hands Bookie a cupcake*
Thank you.
no prob ;D
*Shakes his head, suddenly becoming aware of his surroundings again.* W- whoa. Sorry, I think my soul left my body for a bit there, Eb. Where were we, now?
so...you died? o.O
(I got better.)
Yay! *would hug Kade but is far, far away*
(^_^)
>'<
(What in the world kind of face is that?)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 10:26:03 PM
(What in the world kind of face is that?)
erm...my face...
(. . . Ouch)
(yeah..)
(You were making a face, ya goof)
(Why are we talking in parentheses?)
(Well, I am to show that this is separate talking from the Kade that is on a honeymoon. You other folks aren't around for said honeymoon, after all, y'all are just weird observers.)
(But wouldn't it be simpler to have your honeymoon in another topic?)
(Wouldn't make much difference; we'd have observers regardless :laugh:)
(TRUE, TRUE...)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 03:51:50 AM
Sounds great. *licks the chopsticks clean and puts them beside the plate*
(This is the last thing that happened,
@Kade Rivok ^-^)
(Yeah, but I said it in character, so you gotta respond in character :laugh:)
(*rolls eyes* Fine.)
We've just finished lunch (I assume it was lunch?) and are approaching our next stop, if you wish to disembark again. I don't mind, either way.
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BOOOOOOOM
[/i][/b][/glow][/size]
Some of that failed.
I know :P
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 15, 2020, 03:23:08 AM
(*rolls eyes* Fine.)
We've just finished lunch (I assume it was lunch?) and are approaching our next stop, if you wish to disembark again. I don't mind, either way.
( :laugh:)
Ok, well, we're coming up on a beach now, so we can disembark there. *The swan boat silently glides near the shore and lowers its head to allow the honeymooners to disembark.*
*Snaps another picture* U can never have too many pictures, right? ^-^
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 16, 2020, 01:20:00 AM
*Snaps another picture* U can never have too many pictures, right? ^-^
most incorrect.
Oh? *Snaps a picture of Lass*
AHHHH!!!! *is snaped*
I am imagining what that picture looks like.
Erm...okay, then...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 16, 2020, 03:26:57 AM
I am imagining what that picture looks like.
(She's probably pulling a face similar to at least one of these.)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bd/bc/05/bdbc05d149e083b3765334c71abc2063.jpg)
It's either third to the left on the top
fourth to the left on the top
second to the left in the middle
fourth to the left in the middle
first to the left in the middle
or third to the left on the bottom.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 16, 2020, 06:12:59 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 16, 2020, 03:26:57 AM
I am imagining what that picture looks like.
(She's probably pulling a face similar to at least one of these.)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bd/bc/05/bdbc05d149e083b3765334c71abc2063.jpg)
Ouch... you really think I'm that ugly?...
Very well. 10 points from Hufflepuff for insolence (but the Gryffindor loss still stands).
*is sad*
(It's Snape. Be glad it wasn't 50.)
*is a perfect student*
Quote from: Booklover on April 16, 2020, 12:43:53 PM
Very well. 10 points from Hufflepuff for insolence (but the Gryffindor loss still stands).
...What are you beasts on about?
... It's a Harry Potter thing, darling.
Yeah... that...
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 12:58:59 PM
... It's a Harry Potter thing, darling.
Oh. *rolls eyes*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 12:55:25 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 16, 2020, 12:43:53 PM
Very well. 10 points from Hufflepuff for insolence (but the Gryffindor loss still stands).
...What are you beasts on about?
Harry Potter. More specifically, how Snape is extremely biased.
*a Slytherin student blows a frog up*
(Are you sure it isn't a toad (possibly called Trevor)?)
O_O
Quote from: Booklover on April 16, 2020, 01:19:30 PM
(Are you sure it isn't a toad (possibly called Trevor)?)
Hey, don't disrespect the Crown Prince of Foltith like that! He may be a tool but he's certainly not a toad.
I wasn't talking about that Trevor.
Oh, yeah!
Humph!
I eagerly await the sequel.
It may be a while. I still need to give the first version a fair amount of refining.
Do whay you desire.
*pokes Teer*
*is poked*
>:D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 01:34:59 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 16, 2020, 01:19:30 PM
(Are you sure it isn't a toad (possibly called Trevor)?)
Hey, don't disrespect the Crown Prince of Foltith like that! He may be a tool but he's certainly not a toad.
(Heh)
who's they?
(Who are you asking?)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 07:21:36 PM
Ok, well, we're coming up on a beach now, so we can disembark there. *The swan boat silently glides near the shore and lowers its head to allow the honeymooners to disembark.*
*takes Kade's paw and disembarks* This beach is quite a bit bigger than the last one. It's nice.
Awwwwww! Ebby!!!!!!!!!!
(Lass. Be silent or be dead. :))
:-X
(Good fish.)
Fish? I like fish! Some of the time... ;D Do you prefer bubbles or sparklers at your wedding?
Baby unicorns. Those are the best.
*pokes Ebby*
Ebby, are you alive?
(Yes.
@Kade Rivok I'm bored hurry up. )
*tackle hugs*
(Who?)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 03:41:37 AM
(Yes. @Kade Rivok I'm bored hurry up. )
(Yes ma'am ^-^)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 04:04:09 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 07:21:36 PM
Ok, well, we're coming up on a beach now, so we can disembark there. *The swan boat silently glides near the shore and lowers its head to allow the honeymooners to disembark.*
*Kade smiles as he grips Ebby's paw lightly.* Isn't it? I believe a nice beach-side stroll is in order, what do you say?
I say that's a wonderful idea. And, depending on how much energy we have left, we could potentially do some rock climbing. There are some sizable chunks of rock down that end, see? *points to the far end of the beach*
*Gazes down the beach where Eb indicated.* Indeed, that sounds like a good idea. I think a walk first would definitely do us well, though, since we've just eaten.
*laughs* Agreed. What time to we have to be back, by the way? I'd guess it's around three in the afternoon, ish.
Drat
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 05:56:02 AM
*laughs* Agreed. What time to we have to be back, by the way? I'd guess it's around three in the afternoon, ish.
Mmm, we've got a few hours at least. We're gonna have some performances, starting with Teer of course, and to finish things off we're going to have a re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep. The battle happens mostly at night, of course, so we've got some time.
Wait, what?!
(Mmhmm ^-^)
Verdauga
12:13:10 AM
Sending a message. How's Kolman?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 22, 2020, 07:58:13 PM
Drat
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 05:56:02 AM
*laughs* Agreed. What time to we have to be back, by the way? I'd guess it's around three in the afternoon, ish.
Mmm, we've got a few hours at least. We're gonna have some performances, starting with Teer of course, and to finish things off we're going to have a re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep. The battle happens mostly at night, of course, so we've got some time.
(*line face* I don't even have the technology to record something. Add to that the fact that, even if I did, I wouldn't know how to use it. Can't you just let me off the hook? *falls to knees and gives Kade a pleading look*)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 22, 2020, 07:58:13 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 05:56:02 AM
*laughs* Agreed. What time to we have to be back, by the way? I'd guess it's around three in the afternoon, ish.
Mmm, we've got a few hours at least. We're gonna have some performances, starting with Teer of course, and to finish things off we're going to have a re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep. The battle happens mostly at night, of course, so we've got some time.
*tries not to yawn* I guess we'll be up all night then, right? I'll try to stay awake, but I make no promises, I'm afraid. *is envisioning the Battle of Helm's Deep from the movie* There is something in that scene that I dislike, actually. They killed
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Haldir.
How dare they.
real book spoiler
I know! right?! he wasn't even there!!!!!
He's supposed to be safe in Lothlorien!
I know! he was ment to sail!!!! I'M SO GRUMPY!!!!!
Grumpy cat.
RIP grumpy cat; we miss you... :P
I don't.
*gasps* You monster!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 23, 2020, 06:56:01 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 22, 2020, 07:58:13 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 05:56:02 AM
*laughs* Agreed. What time to we have to be back, by the way? I'd guess it's around three in the afternoon, ish.
Mmm, we've got a few hours at least. We're gonna have some performances, starting with Teer of course, and to finish things off we're going to have a re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep. The battle happens mostly at night, of course, so we've got some time.
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Haldir.
Well, would you like to take a nap then? I'm sure we could find a comfortable spot around.
Your fur?
*Sleeps on Kade's headfur*
This just got weird...
*watches Seb sleeping peacefully on a velvet cushion* He's dreaming.
Now let him stay peacful.
For now.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 04:56:17 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 22, 2020, 07:58:13 PM
Drat
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 05:56:02 AM
*laughs* Agreed. What time to we have to be back, by the way? I'd guess it's around three in the afternoon, ish.
Mmm, we've got a few hours at least. We're gonna have some performances, starting with Teer of course, and to finish things off we're going to have a re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep. The battle happens mostly at night, of course, so we've got some time.
(I'm sure your phone has recording qualities, at the very least. If you have a laptop, it likely has a built in microphone as well. I can even help walk you through it, if you'd like ^-^)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 06:55:34 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 22, 2020, 07:58:13 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 05:56:02 AM
*laughs* Agreed. What time to we have to be back, by the way? I'd guess it's around three in the afternoon, ish.
Mmm, we've got a few hours at least. We're gonna have some performances, starting with Teer of course, and to finish things off we're going to have a re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep. The battle happens mostly at night, of course, so we've got some time.
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Haldir.
Well, would you like to take a nap then? I'm sure we could find a comfortable spot around.
No, I'm alright. If I'm really, really tired I could have a nap on the boat when we come back.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 03:01:34 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 04:56:17 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 22, 2020, 07:58:13 PM
Drat
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 05:56:02 AM
*laughs* Agreed. What time to we have to be back, by the way? I'd guess it's around three in the afternoon, ish.
Mmm, we've got a few hours at least. We're gonna have some performances, starting with Teer of course, and to finish things off we're going to have a re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep. The battle happens mostly at night, of course, so we've got some time.
(I'm sure your phone has recording qualities, at the very least. If you have a laptop, it likely has a built in microphone as well. I can even help walk you through it, if you'd like ^-^)
(*sigh* I was hoping those excuses would be adequate. I guess not. I'll figure it out, when the time comes. I suppose I'd better start practicing)
(No excuses are adequate, sis ^-^)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 24, 2020, 08:58:35 PM
No, I'm alright. If I'm really, really tired I could have a nap on the boat when we come back.
True enough. I suppose we'll just enjoy or walk in the mean time then. *Lightly squeezes Eb's paw and smiles at her.*
*smiles back* I love how quiet and still everything is at this time of day. So peaceful.
(I suspected as much. *sigh*)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 25, 2020, 05:12:40 AM
*smiles back* I love how quiet and still everything is at this time of day. So peaceful.
Isn't it, though? I've always enjoyed the sounds of gentle waves lapping against the shoreline of a beach. Very calming indeed. I remember back in highschool, my senior year I want to an arts boarding school and it was situated on a lake. I enjoyed sitting near the water and writing.
That sounds lovely. I love writing. Was that were you met...Ally, was it?
(And how am I supposed to respond to your question if you cross it out :laugh: Yes, that' where I met Ally, but I also haven't seen her since then either.)
I know. *Glances at Eb out of the corner of his eye multiple times, unable to look away for too long.*
(That's a shame. :( She sounded nice.)
*does a cartwheel* Moving at a sedate pace makes me sleepy. :laugh:
No, you were already sleepy to begin with, ya goof. *Suddenly takes off, dashing for the rocks that Eb was intending to climb at some point.*
*sprints after Kade* I'm having a Merida moment here.
I know not what you mean, dear. *Reaches the rocks.* First!
You win. *leaps past Kade and begins climbing* In the movie Brave, when she's trying to do archery and her dress is too tight and she says 'Curse this dress!' and gets really annoyed. Dresses are frustrating at times.
Then don't wear dresses all the time :laugh: *Begins climbing the rocks as well.* I think I'm better at this than climbing trees.
I don't wear dresses all the time, but this is my wedding day! *climbs slightly faster* Good, please don't fall and die.
True enough, true enough. I thought we might've changed since then, but I guess not :laugh: *Nearly falls backwards, but catches himself at the last second.* Hmmm, maybe no laughing while doing this.
If you do that again I'll feel ill and then I will fall. :)
Don't you threaten me! *Climbs faster, catching up to Eb.*
You consider that a threat? Good to know. *climbs faster*
(Who's Ally?)
(*evil knowing laughter*)
(*unknowing giggles*)
(Kade, if you don't stop supporting Seb and his preposterous idea of shipping my husband with somebeast else, I'm not going to sing for your wedding. The choice is yours)
KADE DON'T DO IT I'LL SING AND I GOTTA LOVLEY VOICE!
(You aren't here so put your post in brackets, please. :))
(Correct.)
(*happy squeaks*)
*scrambled over the top of the rock and stands up* I win this time! ...Whoa. *walks to the edge of the rock and looks out across the lake* That's pretty spectacular.
@Kade Rivok, come and look at this.
(don't rush him...)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 25, 2020, 06:13:36 AM
(Who's Ally?)
(Check the thread... first crush? I can't remember the exact title, but something like that.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 27, 2020, 01:59:27 AM
*scrambled over the top of the rock and stands up* I win this time! ...Whoa. *walks to the edge of the rock and looks out across the lake* That's pretty spectacular. @Kade Rivok, come and look at this.
*Makes his way to the top and goes to stand beside Eb, putting an arm about her shoulders.* Whoa, you weren't kidding; that's a pretty gorgeous view!
*Snaps picture from behind a bush*
(You are not here, sorry. :))
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The view:
(https://i.redd.it/ypp3k8gncqc31.jpg)
*slips an arm around Kade's waist* I love the colours in sunsets. They're just...amazing.
Yeah... almost as amazing as you. *Kade says before leaning over and kissing Eb on the forehead.*
Thanks. You're wonderful too. *hugs Kade* I was beginning to wonder when that would happen.
*Smiles as he returns the hug.* What, the lame pick-up line? It 's worrying that I'm becoming so predictable :laugh:
No -well yes, that too -that's not what I was referring to.
Ah, the forehead kiss? It seemed appropriate at the time, and is far better than a nose kiss, in my opinion. ^_^
Agreed. *shudders at the thought*
A toast to Kade and Eb!
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.JUgfYJjZIQ_GB_LgCnxihQHaFl?pid=Api&rs=1)
(Thanks, Seb. ^-^)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 04:56:13 AM
Yeah... almost as amazing as you. *Kade says before leaning over and kissing Eb on the forehead.*
(*giggles* Hehehe, I have you now, Ebby >:D)
(If you draw that I will actually murder you IRL)
( >:D Thanks for the idea..)
(DON'T. YOU. DARE.)
(I think you know I dare.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 28, 2020, 05:42:31 AM
Agreed. *shudders at the thought*
So, what do you want to do now?
So it's to the pain, is it?
*Devours the intruders.*
*Climbs up a tree*
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 28, 2020, 05:42:31 AM
Agreed. *shudders at the thought*
So, what do you want to do now?
I'm not sure. I guess we should probably start heading back, though. I don't know Lake Taupo well enough to navigate it in the dark. *turns reluctantly away from the stunning sky, reflected on the water, and heads for the edge of the rock*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 30, 2020, 04:38:20 AM
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Sounds like a plan then. *Scoops Eb up in his arms and jumps down from the rocks to the beach below, setting Eb back on her footpaws upon landing.*
(...Well...that was unexpected...)
Aww... how sweet ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 06:50:07 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 02:47:15 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 28, 2020, 05:42:31 AM
Agreed. *shudders at the thought*
So, what do you want to do now?
I'm not sure. I guess we should probably start heading back, though. I don't know Lake Taupo well enough to navigate it in the dark. *turns reluctantly away from the stunning sky, reflected on the water, and heads for the edge of the rock*
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Sounds like a plan then. *Scoops Eb up in his arms and jumps down from the rocks to the beach below, setting Eb back on her footpaws upon landing.*
*squeaks and closes eyes as he jumps, then stumbles slightly when set down and grins* That's definitely a faster way down than climbing.
(You could have died!!!!!! keep your pet under control!!!(Yes, I did just call Kade Ebby's pet...get over it..))
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 01, 2020, 06:37:14 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 06:50:07 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 02:47:15 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 28, 2020, 05:42:31 AM
Agreed. *shudders at the thought*
So, what do you want to do now?
I'm not sure. I guess we should probably start heading back, though. I don't know Lake Taupo well enough to navigate it in the dark. *turns reluctantly away from the stunning sky, reflected on the water, and heads for the edge of the rock*
Sounds like a plan then. *Scoops Eb up in his arms and jumps down from the rocks to the beach below, setting Eb back on her footpaws upon landing.*
Aye, more fun too. *The Otterbadger said, grinning back. He then took Eb's paw and began walking down the beach towards the swan boat, enjoying the wildcat's presence as he did so.*
Indeed. *hop-skips to keep up and smiles at Kade*
*After a minute or two they make it back to the swan boat, which lowers it's head and neck for them to more easily bored.* After you, dear heart. *Kade said to Eb with a warm smile.*
(Now that the nonsense about stealing my husband has stopped, do I have to forgive you and sing at your wedding, or am I still off the hook?)
(You were never off the hook to begin with ^-^. You owe me, and I'm still peeved about the whole disowning me thing.)
(Humph! I could un-disown you, I suppose. I'm kind of peeved at myself anyway, so that makes it easier. How does one un-disown somebeast?)
(I don't think one can. Especially when the disowned party is aware that they're so called "sibling" is willing to disown them to begin with. ^-^)
Oh man, things just got reeeeeal.
(That's sad. Ah well, can't be helped, though you were a sibling-in-law, and I never disowned Eb, so you could just sign the marriage papers (again? I'm not sure if you actually signed any papers before) and you'd be my sibling again)
(I don't believe that I'm the one that needs to do something here ^-^)
I have an idea.
*pulls a stick from the bottom of the lake, breaks it in half, and throws the sharp half between Kade and Teer.*
Make it quick.
(*picks stick up*... What am I supposed to do with a sharp stick?)
Kill each other for my entertainment.
(No. I may have disowned Kade but killing him won't improve matters. I'm trying to restore our sibling relationship here)
Dewit.
(No)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 04:22:26 AM
(I don't believe that I'm the one that needs to do something here ^-^)
(Well, yeah, I'm the one at fault. I'm not sure what I can do though)
(You could start by trying ^-^)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 04, 2020, 04:43:01 AM
Kill each other for my entertainment.
(Hmm, that does sound fun...what say you, Teer?)
^-^
(Is totally fuming that Kade stole my term of affection.)
(Wait, he did? How terrible!)
*climbs up onto Teer's sholder*
(*line face*)
*whispers something in Teer's ear *
*Scoots over*
*hides in Teer's hair*
(...how? I'm not sure taniwha have hair. O_O)
Quote from: Verdauga on May 05, 2020, 02:34:08 AM
(Is totally fuming that Kade stole my term of affection.)
(It's one of the only terms of affection that I will accept, so get over yourself. ^-^)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 03:28:28 AM
*After a minute or two they make it back to the swan boat, which lowers it's head and neck for them to more easily board.* After you, dear heart. *Kade said to Eb with a warm smile.*
*leaps carefully up and walks along the swan's neck to the boat* Thanks. *yawns and blinks* Sh-shall we head back now?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 05, 2020, 07:23:09 AM
(...how? I'm not sure taniwha have hair. O_O)
(Teer has hair, and a lot of it at that)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 05, 2020, 07:23:09 AM
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(...how? I'm not sure taniwha have hair. O_O)
Quote from: Verdauga on May 05, 2020, 02:34:08 AM
(Is totally fuming that Kade stole my term of affection.)
(It's one of the only terms of affection that I will accept, so get over yourself. ^-^)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 03:28:28 AM
*After a minute or two they make it back to the swan boat, which lowers it's head and neck for them to more easily board.* After you, dear heart. *Kade said to Eb with a warm smile.*
Sure thing. *The swan boat glides away from the back and back toward where the festivities and wedding goers are still located. Kade sits down, resting his paws.* You seem tired, Eb. Need to take a nap on our way back?
Quote from: lass of something much on May 05, 2020, 02:40:30 AM
*whispers something in Teer's ear *
Hey, don't say that about Kade!
*giggles* you know it's true...
Well, maybe, but it's not very nice saying so.
What could u possibly say about Kade that isn't nice saying? ???
It's too rude to repeat.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on May 07, 2020, 02:11:34 PM
What could u possibly say about Kade that isn't nice saying? ???
>:D
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 05, 2020, 07:23:09 AM
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(...how? I'm not sure taniwha have hair. O_O)
Quote from: Verdauga on May 05, 2020, 02:34:08 AM
(Is totally fuming that Kade stole my term of affection.)
(It's one of the only terms of affection that I will accept, so get over yourself. ^-^)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 03:28:28 AM
*After a minute or two they make it back to the swan boat, which lowers it's head and neck for them to more easily board.* After you, dear heart. *Kade said to Eb with a warm smile.*
*leaps carefully up and walks along the swan's neck to the boat* Thanks. *yawns and blinks* Sh-shall we head back now?
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Sure thing. *The swan boat glides away from the back and back toward where the festivities and wedding goers are still located. Kade sits down, resting his paws.* You seem tired, Eb. Need to take a nap on our way back?
*sits on the deck, back against the side of the boat* I think I'll be okay. I may not survive a late night, though. Goheno nin if I fall asleep during The Battle of Helm's Deep.
*squeaks* Ebby!!!!!!!!!!
(What?)
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(...how? I'm not sure taniwha have hair. O_O)
Quote from: Verdauga on May 05, 2020, 02:34:08 AM
(Is totally fuming that Kade stole my term of affection.)
(It's one of the only terms of affection that I will accept, so get over yourself. ^-^)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 03:28:28 AM
*After a minute or two they make it back to the swan boat, which lowers it's head and neck for them to more easily board.* After you, dear heart. *Kade said to Eb with a warm smile.*
*leaps carefully up and walks along the swan's neck to the boat* Thanks. *yawns and blinks* Sh-shall we head back now?
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Sure thing. *The swan boat glides away from the back and back toward where the festivities and wedding goers are still located. Kade sits down, resting his paws.* You seem tired, Eb. Need to take a nap on our way back?
*sits on the deck, back against the side of the boat* I think I'll be okay. I may not survive a late night, though. Goheno nin if I fall asleep during The Battle of Helm's Deep.
I... think it would be much better to nap now so that you don't fall asleep later.
You might be right. *wraps cloak around self and leans head back against the side of the boat*
*Puts an arm about Eb's shoulders.* For warmth, of course. *He says, smiling at her.*
(
@shisteer of nothing much, does that remind you of something? :laugh:)
*rests head on Kade's shoulder instead and closes eyes*
These wedding threads are exceedingly strange. Almost indecent, if I do say so myself.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 08, 2020, 09:27:08 PM
These wedding threads are exceedingly strange. Almost indecent, if I do say so myself.
HAH! says you! Your wedding thread was filled with beasts debating! ('Twas good, though...)
Lass, there is nothing wrong with debating. A wedding filled with properly thought out posts and decent conversation would be a welcome change to the yelling and mindless slaughter that usually happens at weddings here.
(I don't think she'll tell you. :P)
(Correct, Eb)
(Boo! Lame.) :laugh:
(I'd tell you if it was my information to tell, but it concerns my sister more, so I'll keep her secrets private)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 13, 2020, 11:23:04 PM
Lass, there is nothing wrong with debating. A wedding filled with properly thought out posts and decent conversation would be a welcome change to the yelling and mindless slaughter that usually happens at weddings here.
The slaughter isn't bad...
In your opinion, maybe.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 16, 2020, 02:30:19 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 13, 2020, 11:23:04 PM
Lass, there is nothing wrong with debating. A wedding filled with properly thought out posts and decent conversation would be a welcome change to the yelling and mindless slaughter that usually happens at weddings here.
The slaughter isn't bad...
*slowly backs away* l-l-et's not g-go there...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 16, 2020, 01:35:55 PM
(I'd tell you if it was my information to tell, but it concerns my sister more, so I'll keep her secrets private)
(Oh. That's fine then. ^-^)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 09:25:59 PM
(@shisteer of nothing much, does that remind you of something? :laugh:)
*rests head on Kade's shoulder instead and closes eyes*
*Smiles to himself and enjoys the boat ride and company.*
*falls asleep, lulled by the setting sun and the sound of the tiny wavelets(and Kade's fluffiness, of course)*
(*snorts* HAH! *relises that was a very Chip-ish thing to do..*)
*The boat ignores the shore and heads out into the lake, cutting across the open waters back to where the wedding was held. As it does so, a bit of a wind picks up and Kade pulls Eb closer to himself, wanting to make sure she stayed well and warm.*
*sighs in sleep and smiles slightly as the breeze ruffles my fur* (Wake me when we get there, please. ^-^)
This is weird...I don't like this...
(Fine then. Stay away :))
Quote from: lass of something much on May 25, 2020, 03:32:59 AM
This is weird...I don't like this...
(What is?)
*Eventually the wind subsides as the boat grows closer to shore once more, nearing the venue where the wedding took places. Kade pokes Eb's cheek gently.* Time to wake up; we're almost there.
(Ebby has been brain washed...)
(I'm just that charming *le wink*)
(See what I mean!!!!)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 05:32:29 PM
*Eventually the wind subsides as the boat grows closer to shore once more, nearing the venue where the wedding took places. Kade pokes Eb's cheek gently.* Time to wake up; we're almost there.
*frowns slightly and murmurs in sleep*
Kade...no! No, meleth nin. *wakes up and slowly opens eyes* Oh. Are we nearly there? *yawns*
(*giggles*)
Kade! I thought we were both supposed to be lone, lonely, loners! What are you doing living happily ever after, eh?!
(I mean, IRL I am -_-)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 28, 2020, 05:43:14 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 05:32:29 PM
*Eventually the wind subsides as the boat grows closer to shore once more, nearing the venue where the wedding took places. Kade pokes Eb's cheek gently.* Time to wake up; we're almost there.
*frowns slightly and murmurs in sleep* Kade...no! No, meleth nin. *wakes up and slowly opens eyes* Oh. Are we nearly there? *yawns*
*Sticks a rice ball in Eb's mouth while she's yawning.* Just about. I figured it might be nice to watch some of the entertainment from the water though. What do you think?
(Ah. Okay. But still....)
*Watches with wide eyes*
(Still what?)
(He's still trying to win over Booklover ;D)
(He's already won that battle ;))
(Er... What?)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 28, 2020, 10:36:16 PM
(He's already won that battle ;))
(That is incorrect in more then one way...)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 28, 2020, 10:18:18 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 28, 2020, 05:43:14 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 05:32:29 PM
*Eventually the wind subsides as the boat grows closer to shore once more, nearing the venue where the wedding took places. Kade pokes Eb's cheek gently.* Time to wake up; we're almost there.
*Sticks a rice ball in Eb's mouth while she's yawning.* Just about. I figured it might be nice to watch some of the entertainment from the water though. What do you think?
*can't answer because I had a rice ball very rudely shoved into my mouth*
(Heh. Lass, it seems you are the only beast who noticed. *giggles evilly*)
(Noticed...?)
(Nuh-thing...*giggles*)
(Hmmm, I've now gained a suspicion I'm not entirely sure about....)
Haha. You don't speak Sindarin.
(Oh, that. That's what google is for ;D)
(Bother. Google is a blessing and a curse.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 29, 2020, 09:02:04 PM
Haha. You don't speak Sindarin.
(Ohh! Wouldn't it be cool if he did?!)
(Mm.)
{Though, then he'd be able to read that lov- *thinks better of it*}
(Wise child.)
(Thanks..?)
('S alright.)
*slips off into the woodlands*
(Navaer, mellon nin.)
Quote from: Lord DaskarKeep doing it.
Quote from: Galliyou cant tell me what to do!!!
youre not my dad!!!
Quote from: Lord DaskarThat's what you think! Galli, I'm your father!
Quote from: CornflowerI figured that was it.
Quote from: Lord DaskarYou saw her parents leave her on the steps of the orphanage last night too!
Quote from: CornflowerWait, what?
Quote from: Lord DaskarThey wanted to see what would happen if they left her on the steps of an orphanage. She was adopted by myself so I could tell her to post here.
Quote from: GalliNOOOOO
NO! that's nor true!!! That's impossible!
Quote from: Lord DaskarDon't worry, according to the laws of whatever country that was, they traveled out of the US to do it, you can't be adopted if you're 19 or under
Quote from: Gallii don't think i understand your logic.
but im legally an adult in every country so you cant adopt me.
but i could adopt you.
Quote from: Lord DaskarIt's not my logic, it's the King of Antarctica's logic.
That's what I said.
Never!
Quote from: Gallithe paperwork just came through youre my son now.
Quote from: Lord DaskarA 14 year old stoat is extremely old, their lifespan in the wild is four to six years. I'm a senior citizen, show some respect!
Quote from: Galliregardless of what you say im still older then you.
Quote from: James GryphonNot necessarily. How do you know he didn't lie about his age?
Quote from: GalliShoosh James, this doesnt concern you.
and on his adoption papers it says hes 14. these things dont lie James.
Quote from: Lord DaskarYou can't adopt me! I'm approximately 2.33 times higher then that of a stoat's. And trust me, I'm a stoat on here. The average lifespan of a human is 80 years. Therefore, if I was a human I would be approximately [a bunch of random numbers] years. And you're only nineteen. That makes me older then you.
Quote from: James gryphonI hate to say this, but that age adjustment thing doesn't mean that a seven-teen-old dog, for example, is actually older then an eighteen-year-old human. It's only used to help humans understand how far along a creature is in its life cycle. In real time, the human was still born earlier, and thus older. So, being a fourteen-year-old stoat doesn't change the fact that she was still around five years before your mother thought of you.
This is funny
Wha- why here? ???
I only had two tabs loaded when the internet was turned off, and so yeah...
Quote from: lass of something much on May 31, 2020, 11:17:54 PM
{Though, then he'd be able to read that lov- *thinks better of it*}
0.o
It was super funny, Lass. ^.^
*inhales oxygen*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2020, 05:42:23 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 31, 2020, 11:17:54 PM
{Though, then he'd be able to read that lov- *thinks better of it*}
0.o
It was super funny, Lass. ^.^
I just hope Ebby forgets I told K-*stops self*
((BACK ON TOPIC))
*Smiles at Eb.* I think we should watch from the water. Look over there! Construction for Helm's Deep just finished up!
Okay. Oo, that's pretty cool, actually. I'm glad I got round to watching The Two Towers a while back, otherwise I would have no idea what is about to take place. *settles back down*
Hah, yeah, that certainly helps. *Points to a different place.* And over there is the stage where
@Teer is gonna sing from. I just can't wait ^-^
You're gonna have to... :P
*Looks up from the half-built stage* Should we make it higher, Kade? I don't think we have enough spotlights, either.
*Yells from the boat.* Yes, and yes!
Okay! *Taps nails in with Mjolnir* Mm. And what about a mic? How big should it be?
(http://www.chinahush.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/900x600_A5LT7BUJ5LP10001.jpg)
Eeek...
*sees stage, spotlights and microphone, plus the fact that Kade's still in the boat and can't stop me* Well... ah... I just got really bad stage fright so... bye bye. *turns and runs*
*Waves enchanted fork. Teer poofs back to where she just was.*
Oi! Poofing is my thing! (Seb can too because I let him)
I do apologize, Madame Lass. What word would you prefer I use henceforth?
*shrugs* Bloff/blofed
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 04:44:47 AM
*Waves enchanted fork. Teer poofs back to where she just was.*
*continues running, oblivious to this*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 09, 2020, 06:12:29 PM
Hah, yeah, that certainly helps. *Points to a different place.* And over there is the stage where @Teer is gonna sing from. I just can't wait ^-^
Y'know, she really doesn't want to. She re-...I was going to say she really doesn't like performing, but that's not true. Huh, I wonder what's bothering her?
Can't you tell? She's got hero worship, and quite badly. She'd be happy to sing to other beasts, but she adores Kade because of his singing. So she feels embarrassed to do it because she knows he's better at singing then her.
Kinda like me when posting my art, and Skarz, Worty, Scott, or any of the other amazing artists are around... :P
(Ah, see.)
What Lass said, basically. I might record my singing and let Kade hear it, but I'm not performing live for him.
(Neither. I know how you feel. )
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 10, 2020, 07:58:16 AM
What Lass said, basically. I might record my singing and let Kade hear it, but I'm not performing live for him.
You don't have to do it live, ya goof, and there no need to be nervous either. I don't plan on judging you in any way, and I'm not expecting you to bust out an aria or anything :laugh:
From the beginning, I figured you would just record something then post it.
Hmmm... that makes me want to do an aria. I do know the Queen of the Night's aria from The Magic Flute in English, but it goes quite a bit higher than I'm comfortable singing at. I know some other good songs from various operas that I can sing. Maybe...
(Forum wise, I would be doing it live, since this is your wedding and you're asking me to sing right here and now on a stage. In terms of my real life feelings, I'd much rather do it live)
(I... thought you just said that you'd rather post something though? I mean, I'm fine either way though :laugh:)
An aria would just be so... impersonal. You should write a song! (jk, of course)
(You could sing for him through a voice chat! Just make sure I'm at your house when it happens; I want to join in.)
Sooooo....
(https://media.giphy.com/media/wSq1Nyt2lmLrq/giphy.gif)
*bump* Come on, Teer!
Yeps, still waiting ^-^
Oh well. *snuggles down to wait*
*Wraps an arm around Eb and pulls her close.* Wake her up and make her :laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 26, 2020, 06:14:36 PM
*Wraps an arm around Eb and pulls her close.* Wake her up and make her :laugh:
*smiles and closes eyes* She's awake. I won't make her do anything just yet, though.
*hides under a box*
*drifts off to sleep* (Okay, it's confirmed. Your fur is soporific.)
*Pokes Teer via magic while smiling at the sleeping Eb.*
(Teer, your voice is back to normal. You proved it after Tap today. You now have no excuse. Also also, Kade, do you use chloroform as perfume or something? :laugh:)
(I hope not; that stuff's carcinogenic :D)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 02, 2020, 06:34:59 AM
(Teer, your voice is back to normal. You proved it after Tap today. You now have no excuse. Also also, Kade, do you use chloroform as perfume or something? :laugh:)
(Guys wear cologne, not perfume, thank you. And nah, it must be my
calming demeanor and presence ^-^)
*Waits for Teer to sing*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 04:12:10 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 02, 2020, 06:34:59 AM
(Teer, your voice is back to normal. You proved it after Tap today. You now have no excuse. Also also, Kade, do you use chloroform as perfume or something? :laugh:)
(Guys wear cologne, not perfume, thank you. And nah, it must be my calming demeanor and presence ^-^)
(Whatever. And I'm not convinced. ^-^)
*is dead*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 05, 2020, 01:03:26 PM
*is dead*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/fcdde3ef6c6e5c33cdad39fb6822bd60/tenor.gif?itemid=3392691)
*sets fire to the body*
-_- Kass, must you do this in my wedding thread?
Yes. Lass is now a pyro, and I take full credit.
(So it's your fault! *searches in vain for the right Into the Woods gif*)
I have a flamethrower if you want to borrow it.
(You would willingly give me something to kill you with? o.0)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 06, 2020, 07:09:56 AM
I have a flamethrower if you want to borrow it.
Oh...That would be very useful, if you can spare it..
@Teer, your adoring audience is waiting ^-^
(https://media.tenor.com/images/36b76351b63131bec082ef6c558f1bf3/tenor.gif)
The next reply will take this to page 101
Naw.
Yah.
For everybeast else, it's page 167.
*smiles at Ebby* It is for me.
Good.
*bump again* TE-ER!
Goodness, I've grown a two foot long beard just waiting. :laugh:
She's being a butt >_>
*goes off to sit on Teer*
I'd just like to draw your attention to this wonderful piece of literary genius.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on January 09, 2013, 05:43:28 AM
On a completely different planet, there lived a man whose name was Gafffffkelfjrk (pronounced Ga-fFFfF-kelfjrk). Gafffffkelfjrk (whose name meant "Brian" in English) was feeling particularly lonely at that time, so he decided to take a walk around his home planet of SSSHejFffFfkdb (OBVIOUSLY pronounced SSSH-ejFffF-kdb). This planet was about the size and shape of a small mushroom, and that is why it had not been discovered by Earthlings as of yet. After all, it is in the same galaxy, and it it actually the first planet from the sun, standing approximately 17.987 metres (or 59.0124672 feet) from it. Funnily enough, it did not orbit the sun, always staying in the same place, and it was located underneath the sun, at a 23 degree tilt. The people who live on SSSHejFffFfkdb were about the size of a parasite and took a shining to the letter "f", making sure everything in their complex tongue had more "f"'s than any over letter. People on the upside of the mushroom called those on the bottom of the mushroom rhdofffcnrozkefbridgej, which is translated as "underlings", and those on the bottom of the mushroom called those on the top of the mushroom fhdoejrfffojrjfbyufffpbridgej, which translates roughly as "John", as all those on the top of the mushroom were named John. Our hero, Gafffffkelfjrk, lived on the bottom.
Anyway, so Gafffffkelfjrk was walking along, when he saw a store named "Fnroffnrfffidledteienfbelkcbfrj", which is roughly translated as "Deli". He decided he'd go in and order a ffkeibdojbeiodkbffff, which means "beef sandwich". Now Gafffffkelfjrk was actually a vegetarian, and "beef" meant "salad" in the dialect. After all, they had no cows. Well, they did have something they called a "cow", but it was actually a rare, Critically Endangered type of tree located only at the very base of the mushroom (where the South Pole would be located if the Earth was mushroom shaped), and in the dialect it's name was ffxofbekskfibrfff.
Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. So Gafffffkelfjrk ordered his meal and ate it while walking. On his walk, he met his friend Fffeoorivhrkxunsogfff, meaning "Rachel". She was greatly troubled as her cat (well, cat-like pet, actually a fffrrkdeisbeodgff) was stuck in a tree. She cried "Shhefff ffff, f ddddekfffff mmfff lggfff!" which means "help, I've broke my leg!". She had done so in an entirely unrelated incident to her cat, which means that explanation was completely useless.
Gafffffkelfjrk, finally seeing his chance to impress her, picked her up in his arms and said, in his most romantic voice, "Ddddfrrfffff ffteieb, f dfdfef fffeeehf!", which means "don't fear, I am here!". He carried her to the hospital.
Later, many years later in fact (well, the planet had no years as it did not orbit around the sun, but in Earth years) the pair were married. Well, not really "married" as there was no marriage on the planet, but as close to married as you'll get. They had no children, for they do not have children, instead they are made by appearing randomly at any given time. They also never age and can't die, which means overpopulation is a very real threat. The government are considering a move to Earth for a percentage of the population any time now. So, if you do happen to meet one, be friendly, as you now know the troubles their people have suffered.
This planet will not feature in this RP ever again.
Teer, you are procrastinating. The internet died so I'm going to write a long post now. You need to hurry up and post the song because it's actually really cool and everybeast is looking forward to it and you're taking forever. Oh look. The internet is back. Yay!
I don't have a proper microphone.
(https://www.intoneed.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/3b315a7e288a3aee7b932dfd27ca4973.jpg)
A "micro" phone.
Yeah, my phone is too big, so I can't sing.
Oi.
Teer, I am coming to your house this afternoon. You had better be ready to record the song, or else.
*Waits with bated breath.*
Nevermind. She actually does need a better microphone.
Traitor.
It's true!
How so?
Either she needs a better microphone or she needs to learn to sing higher.
Do you mean higher, or louder?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 23, 2020, 06:57:44 PM
Do you mean higher, or louder?
I meant what I said and I said what I meant. :laugh:
That answers nothing. -_-
I think you're just covering for her because she threatened you.
Nope. And it does answer your question, actually. I said higher and I meant higher. ^-^
That doesn't have anything to do with the quality of the mic though.
Perhaps not. Maybe she should do both.
See? You are a traitor.
*is hurt by this* Fine. *turns away*
-_-
*tries not to smile* Line face...*giggles*
I don't sing high! It's no fun and just cramps my style. The mic doesn't like me singing low, so I can't do it.
WE DON'T CARE! JUST SING! Ahem. It's the thought that counts. But you have to at least try and give us something. >.>
At least post the lyrics and a youtube video of the song you parodied (if that's a word) so people can put the words to the tune in their heads.
I could do that...
Here's the song.
https://youtu.be/A_g7fPjVxvg
Let me know once you uave the words familiarised and I'll give you my version.
Done. Give us the lyrics.
Is Kade done?
How am I supposed to know?! He hasn't been on for ages again.
Mm, well, we can just wait until we do know. Yeah?
You know, you are very fortunate taniwha.
Yes, I am. It's good to be powerful and hold things over other beasts.
You are very fortunate that I am only your unofficially officially adopted sister and do not actually live at your house.
Heh. Yeah, that too.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 09, 2020, 03:14:07 AM
Yes, I am. It's good to be powerful and hold things over other beasts.
Aren't you too short to hold things over other beasts?
If I stand on my tippy toes, on a chair, then no.
Ah.
She is quite formidable when she's on a chair.
Until you get on a chair too.
Yeah, that.
*decides not to say anything about a poem parody I wrote this morning*
But... please? It is probably really interesting!
Nope, sorry. I might show you if I come to your house on Sunday.
B-but I'm not coming over to your house on Sunday... O.o
Never said you were. ^-^
*Splutters*
Yes?
You know why I summoned you.
I do.
Do the thing.
You're never going to make her, you know.
Oi, that's not true.
FOR GOODNESS' SAKE TEER! Make your mind up.
There's nothing for it, Kade. You'll just have to come over here and force her yourself. You could hear her IRL then, too.
She better pray it doesn't come to that. A weeks worth of movies will be the least of her concerns at that point.
Oo, Kade scary. :laugh: Also, Teer suggested you give us a list of the movies you want us to watch so we can watch them all and then when you come we can just enjoy your company rather than sit in front of a screen all day.
Ahem, Eb, this is your fault. I will not be slandered be my best friend.
Spoiler
https://drive.google.com/file/d/181332f7yTs5EhBTf7BpwYk8JeT23jvS7/view?usp=drivesdk
Yay! Nicely done. ^-^
I still don't have a proper mic, so it sounds terrible, but I've given up, for now.
I have a terrible mic, so I sound like I'm talking from a badly tuned radio.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 18, 2020, 09:32:43 PM
I still don't have a proper mic, so it sounds terrible, but I've given up, for now.
Wonderful, Teer ^-^
And your mic is fine, you weirdo. You weren't trying to record a professional album or anything :giggle:
Okay, Teer has sung. Next item on the agenda is...?
Food, obviously.
Also, are we still in the swan boat, Kade?
But of course! And now is for the full re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep!
Ah. And then food? I'm feeling peckish.
We can dine while the battle takes place, of course. It's a rather long affair.
But what about the food? All that singing made me hungry!
Also, in case anybeast is curious, here are the words to the song.
Spoiler
Based off The Piano Man, by Billy Joel.
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday,
The regular crowd shuffles in.
There's a young shipper sitting next to me,
Making love to his rot beer and Fin.
He says "Hey, can you give me some L&P?
"I'm not really sure what it is.
"But it sounds like a treat and I want to complete
"My collection with raspberry fizz."
Oh- oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.
Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.
*musical interlude*
Now Russa the Boss is a friend of mine,
She runs the whole town and school
And she's quick to say nope or to put out the smoke
From One-Eye and Hiag's mad rule.
She says "Teer, I believe Lass is killing me!"
As the smile ran away from her face.
"She thinks that I could be a muesli bar.
"I just want to get out of this place."
Oh-oh la de da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.
Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.
*musical interlude*
Now Wylder's a Scout Camp enthusiast
Who never had time for a wife.
He's talking with Danny, who's really quite canny
And has been for most of his life.
And the wild one's hindering politics
As the otterbadger kidnaps her socks
And the one they call Jarky is completely sparky
And probably in for some shocks.
Oh-oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.
Sing us a song, you're taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.
*musical interlude*
It's a pretty calm crowd for a Saturday
And the moderators give me a smile
For they know I'm quite brave to actually behave
And it's nice to have peace for a while.
And the Cellars sound less like a carnival
And the ground around Scotty turns red
And the Verdsteer supporters have triumphed
And Corn wants us to go to our bed.
Oh-oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.
Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast!
*musical interlude twice*
*looks at page number*
*site-19 flashbacks ensue*
PEANUT HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. I REPEAT, PEANUT HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. D-CLASS, SCIENTISTS, AND GUARDS PROCEED TO 914 AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTION.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 18, 2020, 09:49:21 PM
But what about the food? All that singing made me hungry!
Also, in case anybeast is curious, here are the words to the song.
Spoiler
Based off The Piano Man, by Billy Joel.
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday,
The regular crowd shuffles in.
There's a young shipper sitting next to me,
Making love to his rot beer and Fin.
He says "Hey, can you give me some L&P?
"I'm not really sure what it is.
"But it sounds like a treat and I want to complete
"My collection with raspberry fizz."
Oh- oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.
Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.
*musical interlude*
Now Russa the Boss is a friend of mine,
She runs the whole town and school
And she's quick to say nope or to put out the smoke
From One-Eye and Hiag's mad rule.
She says "Teer, I believe Lass is killing me!"
As the smile ran away from her face.
"She thinks that I could be a muesli bar.
"I just want to get out of this place."
Oh-oh la de da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.
Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.
*musical interlude*
Now Wylder's a Scout Camp enthusiast
Who never had time for a wife.
He's talking with Danny, who's really quite canny
And has been for most of his life.
And the wild one's hindering politics
As the otterbadger kidnaps her socks
And the one they call Jarky is completely sparky
And probably in for some shocks.
Oh-oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.
Sing us a song, you're taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast.
*musical interlude*
It's a pretty calm crowd for a Saturday
And the moderators give me a smile
For they know I'm quite brave to actually behave
And it's nice to have peace for a while.
And the Cellars sound less like a carnival
And the ground around Scotty turns red
And the Verdsteer supporters have triumphed
And Corn wants us to go to our bed.
Oh-oh la da da dee dee da ah.
La dee dee da doo dum.
Sing us a song, you're the taniwha!
Sing us a song, good beast!
For we're not in the mood for a teddy bear
And we'd rather not become Kade's feast!
*musical interlude twice*
I was gonna ask about this actually, but I forgot to. Did I steal somebeasts socks?
Mine. Kararehe?
I thought that as well, but I don't remember stealing your socks.
She had to find something annoying for you to do to me that fits in with her rhyming structure.
I mean... should I steal your socks, so that Teer isn't a liar?
If you go anywhere near my footpaws, I will kill you.
I'm pretty sure you did kidnap her socks.
Or, at least, you kidnapped her while she was wearing socks and I don't think you took them off her first, so you would have kidnapped her socks at the same time.
I am ridiculously ticklish.
It's quite amusing.
Don't though. I will actually go beserk.
It's quite amusing.
*Holds up Eb's socks.* But... I already got 'em.
*the audience gasps*
No, those are Yue's mum's socks. They look the same as mine.
I just got 'em off your footpaws though.
*retreats up to the very top of the mast and hisses at Kade*
Now now, sweetie, this boat doesn't have a mast since it's magically powered ^-^
It does now.
But I didn't even tickle you!
I said to stay away from my footpaws! But does anybeast ever listen to me?!
No.
You hush.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 10:19:14 PM
I said to stay away from my footpaws! But does anybeast ever listen to me?!
How do you know I went near your footpaws to get 'em, huh? I coulda gotten them off with magic!
The magic would've gone near them.
But not me :laugh:
*takes a deep breath and slides down from the mast* Okay, I'm sorry. We shouldn't be fighting at our wedding.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 18, 2020, 09:29:00 PM
Ahem, Eb, this is your fault. I will not be slandered be my best friend.
Spoiler
https://drive.google.com/file/d/181332f7yTs5EhBTf7BpwYk8JeT23jvS7/view?usp=drivesdk
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You have a lovely voice.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 10:19:14 PM
I said to stay away from my footpaws! But does anybeast ever listen to me?!
I be listenin' to ye, Ebby! I justed not heed ye all der toime!
Okay, other than Lass.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 19, 2020, 03:57:14 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 18, 2020, 09:29:00 PM
Ahem, Eb, this is your fault. I will not be slandered be my best friend.
Spoiler
https://drive.google.com/file/d/181332f7yTs5EhBTf7BpwYk8JeT23jvS7/view?usp=drivesdk
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fanime-arts%2Fimages%2F2%2F25%2FApplause-o.gif%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20131225161738&f=1&nofb=1)
You have a lovely voice.
Doesn't she?
That song is stuck in my head now, though. -_- :laugh:
But it's a good song, right?
It's wonderful.
*bump* Looking back through this topic, I discovered we were married on my birthday (NZ time, anyway.) That's kind of cool.
Living proof you love this topic. You keep reviving it.
I was only commenting!
Riiiight, riight. Not because you want it to never end or anything.
No, of course not.
It's beautiful! Why would you not want it to go on forever?
Eb, you are in denial.
Indeed.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 16, 2020, 04:40:18 AM
*bump* Looking back through this topic, I discovered we were married on my birthday (NZ time, anyway.) That's kind of cool.
'Twas fate, dear heart.
If you say so, meleth nin.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 25, 2020, 05:15:35 AM
But it's a good song, right?
It is. I actually want to listen to it again now. XD
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 16, 2020, 04:40:18 AM
*bump* Looking back through this topic, I discovered we were married on my birthday (NZ time, anyway.) That's kind of cool.
That is very cool!
HEHEHEHEHEHE
Paw in paw, on the edge of Taupo, the danced in the light of the moon, the moon. They danced in the light of the moon.
It means he'll never forget our anniversary, as boys are apt to do. ::)
That's nice ^_^
Let me just warn you now; I'm terrible with dates. In all forms.
It's a parody.
Yeah, I kind of guessed you might be. No worries, I'll make sure to whack you if you forget.
The chance for love is scarce. If you have the opportunity seize it with both paws and don't let go. I shouldn't have to revive this again. XD
Seb, with the utmost respect, you are a bean.
The peskiest bean, I might add. ;D
I would say Yue is, but it's partly your fault she is so pesky. So yeah, you are the peskiest.
Wait, what?
She is a tease.
Ahhhh, teasing about Ebanok I assume?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 31, 2020, 05:45:16 PM
So yeah, you are the peskiest.
*Blows raspberry at a certain taniwha* ;D
She is the peskiest taniwha.
But I am the one pesk to rule them all.
Meh. Don't try ruling Teer; it's not a good plan.
Not Teer specifically. All.
But enough about me. Where's Kade? ;D
Am I my husband's keeper?
If the Great Pest says you are, then yes.
Nope, I'm not.
Do not disrespect my superiors!
I was wondering how long ti would take for somebeast to ask that. No, I didn't murder
@Kade Rivok.
*Is lying nearby in a pool offake blood.*
Really? -_-
It would appear we have a killer among us.
*bares teeth at One-Eye* I had nothing to do with this.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 01, 2020, 10:57:46 PM
If the Great Pest says you are, then yes.
*Squints and scratches chin suspiciously*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2020, 05:24:08 AM
Do not disrespect my superiors!
*Squinting and scratching and suspicious-ing intensifies*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 06, 2020, 08:09:39 PM
*bares teeth at One-Eye* I had nothing to do with this.
Sounds like something a killer would say.
I never said I am not a killer, I merely stated that I had nothing to do with Kade's murder. Speaking of, has anybeast actually checked if he is alive or not?
*Looks to be definitely murdered.*
*Revitalizes Kade.*
*Somehow still looks to be definitely murdered.*
He's only mostly dead.
It is an affront to my powers to say that revitalizing someone leaves them only slightly alive.
Oh well, the last part of my poem will never come to be.
That poem is seriously adorable.
Oooh, do tell.
>:D
Never.
Awwwwwww! Ebby's bluuuuusshhhiiinnnggg
YOUR FACE is blushing.
Always is, Ebby, always is.
Meh.
😇
Just because you look to be doesn't mean you are. Great acting, though.
*Cries*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 02, 2021, 09:37:02 PM
*Calls funeral home* Tragic.
*Answers the phone* Hello, this is Tragic Funeral Services. Who can we bury for you today?
(Heh)
Russa, I appreciate you xD
(Mm.)
:')
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 07, 2021, 11:42:16 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 02, 2021, 09:37:02 PM
*Calls funeral home* Tragic.
*Answers the phone* Hello, this is Tragic Funeral Services. Who can we bury for you today?
Can I talk to mom?
Quote from: lass of something much on January 11, 2021, 10:22:24 AM
Russa, I appreciate you xD
I appreciate you. ^-^
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 12, 2021, 02:20:16 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 07, 2021, 11:42:16 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 02, 2021, 09:37:02 PM
*Calls funeral home* Tragic.
*Answers the phone* Hello, this is Tragic Funeral Services. Who can we bury for you today?
Can I talk to mom?
Sir, this is a funeral home.
(Ahem, aka your boss. *Friendly nudge through phone*)
Ah. *Hands the phone to my boss*
*Boss eats phone*
. . .?
Rude. *Huffs* *Hangs up*
I need a new job. :I
You're already the teacher, what other jobs do you want (or even have time for)?
How are you talking to her? Her phone got et by her boss, unfortunately. It was probably brand new too.
By telepathy.
:o
Quote from: Booklover on January 12, 2021, 08:51:47 AM
You're already the teacher, what other jobs do you want (or even have time for)?
That's a good question.
Quote from: Booklover on January 12, 2021, 01:17:32 PM
By telepathy.
*Pokes my head suspiciously*
Ow.
(Does that mean you two share a head? 0.o)
Who knows?
Not me. That's why I asked.
I have a head.
*Strides into club* Hellooooo!:D
*Head falls off*
D:
*Reattaches it using flex seal.* Thar ya go.
Why thank you, my floofy pal in the time of need. *Rewards Kade with two -no- three fishes* This shall be remembered.
*looks hungrily at the fishes* (Don't ask why.)
But why, favver?
::) :giggle:
"Because you're only a Dibbun and you need your sleep."
(*High five* :laugh:)
*Cooks other fish*
No! Spoiling nice fisshesss, no, gollum! We won't eat it, no, no, precioussss!
*Slaps Flib with a potato*
>:D
^-^
*Picks up potato, cooks it, then hands it to Flib again, along with some fish and chips*
Ssss, spoiling nice fisshes, we won't eat it! And keep nassty chipsss and 'taterss, gollum! >:(
Spoiler
( ;D)
(Eyyyyyyyy)
Fine. *Eats the food*
:(
My bride/wife is dead....
:O
*Consoles* H-how did this happen?
No idea....
(Is the crying emoji working for y'all? It isn't for me :'( )
:'( :'( :'(
EDIT: No. How strange.
(For me it isn't showing the emoji, is it for y'all?)
No. :-\
:'( :'( :'(
How dis?
Still nah.
(https://redwallabbey.com/forum/Smileys/classic/cry.gif)
Cheater cheater
Quote from: Verdauga on January 28, 2021, 08:14:27 PM
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>:( >8(