Here you can make yourself have an illness or injury, or you can be a sister or brother helping cure the Abbey dwellers.
Hello? Hello, sister Amarith? I've hurt myself. My sanity has lost its potency from underuse. Now I can't think sanely. Ever.
If you lost your mind how did you know to go to the Infirmary?
He's probably sleepwalking. Sister Amarith, I'll assist you with your kind administration of healing prowess.
Yes that would be a great help! (I need it!) :P
And I shall help you two sisters with the patient.*Makes Rusvul lie down on a bed*
Anything to elevate this as a haven of rest for all creatures who need assistance.
*Comez oot from novhere and tacklez Rus*
*Comes in the room after HEAD* You stabbed me with a writing quill!
*smiles at Skarzs* Please have a seat on one of the beds and I'll be right with you.
Hold on
*Whacks HIAG with a chair*
Okay.
*Limps into infirmary* Aaaaaaaaaah my leg, it's busted! :'( :'( :'(
Sister Bluerose! Sister Bluerose! I have a very bad case of, Angry Insanity! It's terrible!
Hello?! I have a busted leg here! ::)
*Shuffles into the infirmary, clutching stomach* *Groans* I ated too many strawbees. Sissa, you fix me? *Absentmindedly munches on a strawberry*
*removes a box full of sharp instruments from the cabinets* First come, first serve. Skarzs is first. *slightly evil grin*
Wait, are you planning on doing surgery on me? Nuh uh, no way! Just give me a bandage and I'll be on my way! See, I'm pretty sure her leg is not supposed to be shaped like that! *points at Russa's injury*
*removes a large needle from the box* Be still now, Skarzsles.
W-whadya need that for!?
It's more fun to poke you with a needle than with a stick!
Russa, I'll help you with your leg. Here, put this cast over it, drink this physicks medican, lie in bed for 12 hours....Oh! and don't eat any sweats. You should be fine after 3 days of that. >:D
You monsters!
:D
You're a bunch of psychopaths!
No, Skarzsles. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. There is a difference. *forgoes the needle and fixes Skarzs in a proper manner, as befits a Sister at Redwall Abbey*
Who's next?
Ooh, me! Me! Pick me! *Raises paw as high as it will go*
(By the way, Rosy, nice reference. ;D)
All right, Rain. What was it again? Over-indulgence with strawberries?
(Right? I've been wanting to use that one for ages! :D)
Uh huh. My stummick bees a'hurtin'. *Takes a bite out of a strawberry*
*snatches the strawberry* No more of that until you've had medicine. *mixes some questionable-looking powders together in water and hands a bowl of the stuff to Rain* Drink up, and you'll feel better in no time.
*Sniff* Yuck! Dat smewws wike Farver h'Abbot!
Well, yes, but the medicine makes up makes up for it. ( after a while ) Just drink it.
Drink it, or no more *begins counting things off on both paws* strawberries, candied chestnuts, hunnymoles, strawberry fizz, apple pies, blackberry tarts, and all the sweet things you like to eat.
*Guzzles down the "medicine"* *Groan* Now I feew badder! *Groan*
*pats Rain's head* Now lie down for a while. Soon your stomach will settle and you'll be right as rain!
punpunpunpunpunpunpun
*Breakz Skarzs' left leg for vhackin' 'im viz a chair*
Zizter, 'ere'z anozer patient for ye'z!
Gah! I liked that leg! Suffer the consequences!
*Stabs HIAG with a wooden spike*
*whacks both Skarzs' and HIAG's heads* Leave each other alone or suffer the consequences, namely, the wrath of the Honorable Sister Rosy.
It's far too late for that.
............. True. Sit still or suffer the wrath of the Honorable Sister Rosy's alternate reality.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 02, 2014, 01:25:27 AM
Gah! I liked that leg! Suffer the consequences!
*Stabs HIAG with a wooden spike*
Ach, ye'll pay for zat! *Vhackz Skarzs over ze 'ead viz a zixty-pound mallet*
*purple flames roar around Sister BlueRose as she smiles maniacally* You really want to go there? If all you can do is bicker, OUT OF THE INFIRMARY.
*Points at HIAG* He was the one who acted after you warned us, not me!
Please?
Nay, but ah'm nae ze vone pointin' pavz at ozerz! 'e iz! *Pointz at Skarzs*
Ah am purely innocent! Can ah 'ave a ztravbeez na'?
*Dumps water on Rosy*
"Um, Sister Rosy, can you and me talk in private for a second?"
*drags Rosy to nearby corner*
"Um, you were about to ignite the room. I'm going to have to alert the Redwall Health and Safety Association about this."
*whips out documents and paperwork*
"These are fireproof. Don't struggle, just sign them and I'll be done with you."
The purple flames aren't extinguishable. Nor do they burn anything. The one called Skarzs and the one called HIAG will pay dearly for their misdeeds. The Infirmary is not a place for petty squabbles.
*Raises a paw to show a point*
Not exactly petty squabbles; if they were petty we would not need medical attention.
Don't sass me. The infirmary is not a place for squabbles, period.
Sass. . . sass? Sassafras. Fras de sass. Le sass le bass. Bass? Bass. Fish. Food. Fud? Fun. Funny. Punny. Puns. Buns? Buns. Guns! FIRE!
I'll have your hide.
Hide? Hide. Slide down the side. Don't abide, take a stride. Turning tide, making sand slide. Repeated words, all without swords! Great time taken for such a worthless beacon. Beacon? Bacon. Bacon? Fried! Greasy and boiling and dribbling and burning and smoking.
Pffffft. Stop it. You're ruining my image.
Image in the mirror, cracked and distorted, creating lights all around, breaking the lines and blending the chaos. Reflections and facets and little silver pieces, all here before you.
Image in the mirror, cracked and distorted, creating lights all around.
Ok, that was insanely pretty. Stop being pretty!
Pretty is a fickle word, making beauty out of nothing. Pretty flowers, all but wilted, pretty water, full of dust. Pretty this and pretty that, some are true, some are. . . false. All held in the eyes of the beholder.
What are you trying to pull?
My mind is unsound, for it hit the ground.
Help me.
Ooh. Ok. Ask Sister Amarith about that. I don't do minds.
.... I do... * a slow and evil gin spreads across my face till it touches my ears*
Okay, that's just disturbing on so many levels.
*laughs* Alrighty then, Sister Faiy! I leave him in your capable paws.
*starts to edge towards the door*
Maybe my Angry Insanity isn't so bad after all. I should just leave......
*Turns to Rachel* Oh, right, you needed help too! What seems to be the problem, again?
Quote from: BlueRose on April 02, 2014, 04:56:44 PM
*laughs* Alrighty then, Sister Faiy! I leave him in your capable paws.
Are you crazy?!
Oh wait. . .
Don't ask stupid questions, Skarzsy.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Oh yes. Faiy has very capable paws! >:D
D:
>:D
Monsters. . . all around me! :o
They probably wouldn't be all around you if you weren't so fun to poke with sticks...
Those aren't sticks, those are needles!
.... I haven't poked you with a needle yet.
Yeah, but I can see 'em!
No, don't come any closer! D:
What, you mean these? *points at the box of sharp paraphernalia* The needles in there are only for stitches. Not poking.
No, please! No poking!
I said no poking! Not with needles, at least. :)
Suspicious.
Always. <3
Now.... *evil Grins* Lets see... how should we begin?...
You stay away form me!
O o
____
/ \
"Um, Miss? You still need to sign these papers."
*holds clip-board up to Rosy and Faiyloe*
"No impromptu surgeries or tortures till you sign this document here."
Yes, sign, it says that you must agree to not murder anyone without him/her signing their will, and a couple of other things...
Why would I do that? *Evil Grins*
I don't need to sign anything. Don't push legal stuff in my face.
Ah'll take ze pokin'! Ah loike pain! (But only if ah'm ze vone viz it-ozervize ah dinnae loike tae zee ozerz in pain) Can ah get ze pokin'?
Zpeakin' o' vhich, Poke-e-mon!!!
(http://gamentrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/All-the-Poke-mon-pokemon-33957610-2560-1600.jpg)
*inches away from HIAG* Thaaatt'sss only a little creepy.......
What is worse was my sister's reaction when I showed it to her...
Ah'm Yuuzhan Vong (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong), vot dae ye expect, eh?
..... Faiy, I think HIAG needs some brainwork done.
'Gotta nuke 'em all. . .'
Sure... Lets see... now would you like to start with Acupuncture (where I stick you full of neediness) *evil grin*
Quote from: BlueRose on April 02, 2014, 05:54:35 PM
*Turns to Rachel* Oh, right,
Nothing! :-X I'm sure you've got lots to do, I better just go........
*pats Rachel's shoulder* Nope. I'm free right now. What's up?
Nothing what so ever! I've just....gotta pick some spring onions! :-X
Then why did you come to the infirmary? Did you get lost on your way to the gardens?
YES! That's it! Completely took a wrong turn! ;D
Are you sure you don't need help? It is quite the feat to get lost on your way to the gardens and end up in the infirmary...
Good I need some spring onions. ;) Quick and bring them back here.
Faiy, stay away from me with those poking utensils, you inhumane monster!
Shall I restrain him for you, Sister Faiy?
Yesssssss! ;D Now if you hold still it wont hurt. (The needles are extremely thin)
Gah! Psychopath! Quack! Insane torturer of the already afflicted!
*grabs Skarzs* If you move too much, she may end up hitting your nervous system and paralyzing you.
MY BRAIN IS MESSED UP AS IT IS!
So be still!
*Takes out a box of pins* see they are so small trust me it only feels like a pinch. (No seriously it dose)
(Acupuncture is awesome.)
You will feel so much better afterwards. ;D
Yeah, actually, acupuncture isn't painful. At all. Erm... As long as your acupuncturist is sane... Which is more than can be said here, anything.
Faiy is perfectly sane. By my standards, at least.
That's not very helpful Blue. :D
You're right. It wasn't.
Har.............
Even I don't trust your standards and that is saying a lot. ;D
Har.............
Thanks, Faiy. I feel loved.
Har............
Why your welcome. Now hold still Scarzsles *sticks one of the needles in his shoulder*
Har............
I think Tam needs brain surgery.
What good is acupuncture for a HEAD CONDITION?!
GAH! She skewered me!
Look it is a teeny weeny needle. ::) you didn't even bleed. See *Pokes him with another one*
Har............
Come here Tam you are next.
You're ruining my act. I'm an 'overreactionist extraordinaire'.
Har......
StooooooOOOOoooop.
Har?????????????
Tam wins this round.
Stop.
Har.............
Kill him!
It Wouldn't hurt if you would sit still. *Pokes him with another one* it would actually feel good.
HAR!!!!!!!!!
*runs*
Note the overreaction post I posted in the post department of the poster.
HAR??
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 03, 2014, 07:26:32 PM
You're ruining my act. I'm an 'overreactionist extraordinaire'.
^
Har..........
*Pokes Scars with three more*
HAR HAR HAR!!!!! ;D
No, seriously, this makes no sense why you're doing this.
Let him be, Skarzsles. It's highly amusing to the peanut gallery.
HAR HAR HAR!! ;D!! ;D
Hey Blue you can do the sugary on Tam while I finish with Scarzs.
Allrighty then. Tam, sit. *points to a chair*
HAR!!!!! *runs*
Grabs Tam and sits him down then sticks Scarzs full of needles till he looks like a hedgehog. There.
This is quite unnecessary. . .
No it is. it makes you feel like you are walking on air.
*gets up and runs*
HAR!
You can't walk on air.
. . .
Are you saying you drugged these things?
*grabs Tam and holds a knife to his throat* Sit still. Now.
have you ever heard of a metaphor. ::) *Begins to take out the pins*
My seriousness is sarcasm.
*runs right though knife**head falls off* picks up head* places it on neck*
HAR!
O_o
Ok, I think Tam is fine now.
Har.......*nod head*
*throws a punch in Tam's direction*
HAR!
*head falls off* *picks up head* *places on neck*
Har!!!!!
*grabs a needle and starts trying to sew Tam's head back on*
Har!!!!!
......................................
*leaves Tam's head half sewed on and goes to throw pebbles out the window*
HAR!...............
...0__o
*pebbles*
Okay...........WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PEACEFUL INFIRMARY?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
anyone under the age of 13 and/or has an allergy come to me! ( and you have to have these things in real life, Like i do)
*grins at Amarith* I happened, Sis Amarith.
Hmm. Do I come, or not come? I'm twelve for less than a week. Inquisitivity?
Okay....... *grabs 7 clean sheets and pins them together to make a divider* There. If you fit the rules then come to my half. If you dont.... eh... youll live.. >:D
rusvulthesaber you can come to me for this week, but when you are 13 you must graduate the safety of my domain!!
Enjoy it while it lasts *Evil grin*
I AM 13!!!
Can I STILL BE ALLOWED IN!
No you heard her. ;D
PLEASE??????
Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
Okay. Hi, Amarith. So... My leg is sore, and I broke my sanity-bone. Can you fix me? MURGLEFLOP! MRGLGLGLGLGLG! FLOLLOPING MATRESS- Ahem. See what I mean?
You can't stop me!
HAr?
Well for the sore leg, you just have to rest it. stay in this bed until tomorrow afternoon and don't moe your leg. The Sanity thing is just the after affect of too much sweets. For that you must rest in bed for 24 hours plus the sore leg amount of resting. And you must only eat the foods I give you or you'll be stuck with it forever. :-\
Har.........
Sister Bluerose, please help poor tam get back to his sences.
Don't worry I'll help! Let me see, his symptoms started around page eight, and he's been "haring" ever since! The only way to fix him is to inject him with this new medicine of mine, I've never actually tested it, but it should probably work. (If it doesn't he will probably just act like a chicken for the rest of his life)
I'll be a helper
No no no no, we have enough help without you tagging along. We can do this by our selves. >:D
C'mere, Tam. *holds a bowl of something strange in one paw and a set of sharp needles in the other*
Oh, great.
Hush, or I'll deal with you too.
D:
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 03, 2014, 04:58:30 PM
Good I need some spring onions. ;) Quick and bring them back here.
Sure, sure, of course, whatever you say. I'm not ill or anything, just....LOST!
Do you need directions back to the gardens?
Psst! Jump out the window! It's faster.
HAR!!!!!
*runs*
*grabs Tam* Sit.
*runs*
Har ;D
.....
Gives up.
HAR HAR HAR!!!! ;D
What gave you the idea to say "har"?
yeah, why is that?
Because logic.
well is there any one else needing....help? >:D
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on April 04, 2014, 10:21:43 PM
No no no no, we have enough help without you tagging along. We can do this by our selves. >:D
But I have red hot metal
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
NO!!!
Very useful for cauterization :D
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 05, 2014, 05:19:15 PM
Psst! Jump out the window! It's faster.
*Jumps out of window*
FREEDOM! THOSE SILLY INFIRMARY KEEPERS! THEY NEVER EVEN GUESSED THAT I SUFFER FROM ANGRY INSAINTY!!!!!
Well now we did. ::)
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 05, 2014, 08:27:14 PM
What gave you the idea to say "har"?
Har....... ::) *translation: I don't know.......*
Har HAr......
*it's to get Blue Faiy and Skarzs annoyed...... ::)*
not for long!!!!! ( takes a water gun, fills it with knock out juice, and squirts it all at Tam, making him fall flat on his face) there now he is unconcious for 6 hours and I can do his brain suggery now! ( takes out lasser gun ) ready or not here I come!!!
*Looks at Tam*
I'm only vaguely annoyed. <3 I was starting to think of you as a puppy... Or maybe a bird? Some animal that only makes one kind of noise.
It was a fluffy and cute sorta thing, so it wasn't annoying. <3
I'm glad! HAR!
*absently pats Tam's head* Good boy.
Har! *bark*
*holds out a doggie treat*
*happy Bark* HAR HAR HAR!
Good doggie. Heel.
HAR!
( shoots Tam in the head with the lasser gun) there! Now you'll get your sences back in 4 hours.
*Shoot's Tam in the head with a bullet*
I put him out of his misery. At least death is normal.
*dies* *wakes up* Rah! RAH! rah!!!!
*if you have not noticed I'm saying Har backwards ;D)
::)
We don't have that much brain damage, Tam.
OK tomorrow you should be your normal self.......hopefully......... :P
I could shoot him again. . .
Can ah be poked vi zharp pinz?
Pain Pain Pain Pain Pain Pain..........
Is this some dark and very strange obsession, Hiag?
Nay, ah'm juzt Yuuzhan Vong (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan_Vong).
I cannot click that link. If you desire to enlighten me in your knowledge of this Yuuzhan Vong, please speak plainly.
A race from Star Wars that hate technology, steal organs from other races, and enjoy pain.
RAH RAH RAH!
*comes back in with spring onions*
I got them! ;D
Mmmmmmmm
*Eats an onion straight*
*burns the onions*
Noooo! :'(
*Eats the onion ashes*
*Eats onion ashes also*
HAR!
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on April 08, 2014, 03:51:08 AM
A race from Star Wars that hate technology, steal organs from other races, and enjoy pain.
True for av except zey dinnae zteal organz from ozer racez. Zey grov zem an' zen zrough a gloriouz ceremony vhere a limb iz zacrificed ze zhaperz replace it viz a creature from our 'omevorld
Yuuzhan'tar (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yuuzhan%27tar_(Original)). If ze Yun'o favour ye, tiz zuccezzful an' yer alloved tae advance.
My. . . my onions. :'(
MY ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
*falls to the floor sobbing*
Renaissaince is onion. You heard it here first.
I was feeling slightly vindictive due to a failure on my part to learn a certain spell. The onions were the only things I could take my annoyance out on.
Onion ashes are supposed to be good for the skin, though...
...I hope that includes internal application.. Such as on the esophagus.
Tongue skin, not so much.
Oh, I meant 'good for the preservation of a dead body' as far as skin goes.
*sobs even more brokenly*
Quote from: BlueRose on April 09, 2014, 06:13:39 PM
Oh, I meant 'good for the preservation of a dead body' as far as skin goes.
Skarzs was correct in pointing out what I unintentionally implied- You
are deranged.
Rus, you're more of a horrible person than I am.
He is horrible! He threatened an eight year old!
Eat the burnt onion ashes Rus.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 09, 2014, 06:24:17 PM
Eat the burnt onion ashes Rus.
I already have. Yummy. :D
Hey! She wasn't an eight year old girl, she was a two hundred and seventy something Lich!
Two hundred and forty.
She looks like a little girl, though.
Quote from: BlueRose on April 09, 2014, 06:38:09 PM
Two hundred and forty.
She looks like a little girl, though.
Irrelevancies.
If you had threatened her in public.....
But I didn't.
It's not always good to do stuff in private that you can't do in public.
True. However, threatening Liches is not in that category.
'Threatening eight year old girls' is.
SHE'S TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY! Any sensible mage will believe me- I have much more credibility than a random eight year old girl/ancient lich.
This is an infirmary. Please keep quiet for the patients.
Not everyone can tell a child from a Lich!
HAR!
Quote from: BlueRose on April 09, 2014, 07:09:34 PM
Not everyone can tell a child from a Lich!
No, but quite a lot of people will trust a Theurgist with a shiny Silver Rose badge.
Har.
Who wouldn't trust a little girl with a lollipop? (She's got a puppy, too.)
*barks happily* HAR HAR HAR!
Who wouldn't trust a renowned Archmage Theurge protector?
Pedophiles. Ahem. Anyone with eyes to see that said Archmage is bullying a little girl in a pink dress with a lollipop and a puppy.
Har. Har. *barks in agreement*
Umm... The Silver Rose doesn't accept anyone. Only those who can be trusted with their power. We all know well that looks can be decieving.
EDIT: That's not exactly.. Um.. Hrm.
har har har.
So? Who would support any guy bullying a little girl?
A wheelchair after I break his legs, that's what would support him.
Har.
1. Knights of the Silver Rose are to be trusted- That's a well-known thing.
2. Things are not always as they seem. That's also a known thing.
3. If you see an eight year old throwing hell's fireballs and speaking in a deeper, eloquent voice, that kind of gives them away.
If I saw a trusted member of a guardian society in combat with an eight year old girl who was throwing the flames of hell, I certainly wouldn't assault the guardian.
Har.
Tam. Do I need to teleport you to the source of the illusions? Because I will, if that's what it takes to get you to stop making those ridiculous noises.
Har. *translation: No.*
*Green light* You have fifteen seconds to say something intelligent. Or else.
HAR HAR HAR! *Translation: No no Stop!
Fuscia-Sensei isn't stupid, Tam. She knows how to act like a child in public.
Har.
Nine, eight, seven...
Okay, fine. Blue. You win. I'm a jerk. Happy?
HAR HAR HAR!
Very happy.
(Sorry, I must pester people on their birthdays. It's traditional.)
HAR.
No apology needed. But I will return the favor- Just some fair warning. >:D
h..............a.......................r
Okay, that's it!
Potentia Imperium Expello! *Tam flies, Har-ing into a great abyss that opened up beneath his feet*
...I hope this Fuscia Sensei knows something about assisting mental health.
HAR.
By the way, is this sensei of yours purpley-pink? That would make sense.
Har.
I BANISHED YOU TO A FAR OFF REALM! DID YOU NOT GET THAT? 'Potentia Imperium Expello' literally means 'Power Force Banish.' You're still har-ing at me. OOH! Maybe you're communicating telepathically? Hmm... *Raises amber charm.* I command you to stop communicating telepathically!
Har.
Nope, she's normal colored.
(Figures)
Ach...
HAR!!!!!
Ha ha, guys. This is getting extremely old.
Quote from: BlueRose on April 09, 2014, 08:24:03 PM
Nope, she's normal colored.
(Figures)
...Then why is her name a slightly misspelled color?
She's emulating her teacher, the Undying Lich, Pink.
...Wat?
*sigh*
I really hate being an otaku sometimes. I pull references out, and NOBODY GETS THEM.
O.O
Oh, hey! O>O Duck face!
Vis....
Flux. ;D
Hmm... All I see are a bunch of random words that have no meaning to me. Why do I feel like everyone is getting this but me?
Taint.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still have no idea what is going on!
Time to drive Wylder crazy. ;D
Start saying Thaumcraft stuff. ;D ;D
Sorry, I took the plane ;D
Don't you just hate when you run out of Potentia in your Thaumostatic Harness?
Ha. Now that you told me what it is, I can find out about it! If I want to...
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 09, 2014, 08:56:21 PM
HAR!!!!!
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR! *Translation: OH YEAH! THAT'S THE SPIRIT JUKKA NEVER GIVE UP!*
Ok what does this have to do with the Infermary??!??!? ::)
HAR! *Translation: Nothing*
Oh, would you just cut it with 'har har harring'!
HAR! *Translation: NEVAH!*
Oh my gosh. . .
HAR! *Translation: I know ;D*
Okay Tam you are fine and completely sane.
Har.
exactly!!
HAR HAR HAR!
I know! I hate that to! ;)
Har har.
OK OK I get now just be quiet for a day or two.
Har.
Good.
Har.
Vis
Har
Vis
Har
Not you too, Rachel!!!!!!!!!!!! :-[
Get the straightjackets!
And the duck tape for their mouths!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Duct tape doesn't work at all. . . I'll get the super glue.
HAR!
*super glues Tams mouth shut. it dried instantly*
Yes. . .
VIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still don't understand whats going on here.
Har.
YOur gLUeD!!!!!! BotH oF yOU!!!!!!
I'm not. Har.
Get them silenced!!
EVERYONE WHO SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANOYING WILL BE INSTANTLY GLUED IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANOYING WILL BE INSTANTLY GLUED IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha! I said it.
You left out the first 3 words.
He did what you said.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on April 14, 2014, 01:40:34 PM
EVERYONE WHO SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANOYING WILL BE INSTANTLY GLUED IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So he said:
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 14, 2014, 04:31:29 PM
SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANOYING WILL BE INSTANTLY GLUED IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're glued!
HAR!
HAR!
HAR!
HAR!
HAR!
Har.
HAR!
Har.
*face palms*
HAR!
HAR!
HAR!!!
Just please say something other than Har.
Gar!
That'll do. ;D
How about: Gnarr.
GAR!
Harr.
*runs in, waving a random sheet of paper*
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE BEST TEST FOR INSANITY EVER!!!!!!!
I HAVE DESCOVERED I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
You don't want to try it?
VIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Insanity test? Unless it's Skarzspecific, I'll take your insanity test...
...Hmm, just saying that proves my insanity, doesn't it?
It isn't Skarzspecific.
If you can tell this person's gender, you are certifiably insane.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-99JdCrrwuCA/UhpBmmpiCII/AAAAAAAAuSQ/M-rMUlL5YBE/s1600/3.png)
WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION!?!?!?
Har.
Do I want to be able to tell?!
Good question.
Exactly. My brain is more healthy not knowing.
Lulz. (I chose the most gender-neutral pic I could find....)
It's an it.
It's a guy isn't it?
Vis.
I have a insanity test!!!
It is based on your reaction to this.....
Hhahhahahaha
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsDqfTDRWZE8RXD56av5q096roR1WLOMwDWTyZKF0kaBOiS_c3OQ)
My face was literally this: _ _
O_O
Your completely insane, congratulations! ;D
Vis
Aww, man! Rachel got it. I should have picked one of the girlier pictures.
Da monkey is cute!
Tiz a monkee. Zpeakin' o' vhich...
No.
Maybe if Skarz used it he would get a sense of humor...
Scary, right? :D
I don't even like that movie...
In fact, I hate it. Too many time paradoxes...
I can't actually see any of those pictures. . .
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 15, 2014, 11:54:34 PM
Maybe if Skarz used it he would get a sense of humor...
Scary, right? :D
I have a sense of humor; I tell no lie.
A visible one, then.
One patch is the equivalent of twelve cups of coffee!
I love her. She's the best character in the whole movie.
A fitting comment on the quality of the movie...
What movie?
"Meet the Robinsons." Is the movie she's thinking of.
Ooooooh I only saw ten minutes of it. :P
French friez.
Har.
I LOVE MEET THE ROBINSONS! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FILMS! IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIS!!!!!!!
Har.
VIS!
HAR.
Nikk vin!
VIS!!!!!
Har.
ROAR!!!!!
................................................................................meow
Har.
Mice on toffee break. Nevz at tvelve.
Har.
VIS!
Gaz-bombz in canz.
Yus!
Dvi!
HAR!
*bonks head* RAH!
HAR!
*drinks potion* Har!
Double double, toil an' trouble...
Har.
*Limps into infirmary* Help me! I busted my ears, my spine, my arms, my wrists, my legs, my neck, my feet, my hands and toes, and my brain!!!! (And not surprisingly it hurts!)
HAR! Har, har har har har har! Har. Har har. HAR HAR HAR!
*Translation: I shall help you dear! Just step right in and.....DON'T RUN AWAY!*
*Runs away*
HAR HAR HAR HAR! HAR HAR HAR!
*Translation: GET BACK HERE! I NEED YOUR BRAIN!
*Keeps running*
*Gets out fishing pole and flings the line at Russa (I almost accidentally called you Jukka ;D) catching the back of her shirt.*
HAR HAR HAR!
*Translation: NOW I HAVE YOU!!!! >:D*
No ye don't, that was just a robotic decoy! >:D
How can you run if you've broken basically everything? ???
Vis!
Har.
*Translation: 'Nuff said.*
Quote from: rachel25 on April 23, 2014, 05:36:52 PM
How can you run if you've broken basically everything? ???
Vis!
Oh, I have my ways....
???
A helicopter picked me up, a doctor on board quickly fixed me, then put me on the ground so I could run away. (Yes, I realize that was utterly stupid.)
Then why come to the infirmary?
Gross green gingerbread! Your right!
I AM A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!
:P
:D
*walks in holding my ribs* ive been hit by an arrow.
*Har*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 23, 2014, 05:24:58 PM
No ye don't, that was just a robotic decoy! >:D
ABOMINATION!!!! *Bazhez ze robot intae zmizerinez*
Na' ve're foine again! Mazhez...
*Walks in with a broken neck*
I'm dead. Can you help me?
Na', zey only treat zoze zat 'ave been zhocked viz a zevered pair o' dice.
Meanvhoile...
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_medium/11114/111145279/3604327-jango+fett+boss)
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 23, 2014, 09:14:05 PM
*Walks in with a broken neck*
I'm dead. Can you help me?
Har. Har har har har har.
*Translation: No. You dead for life*
Vis!
Har. Har Har Har.
*Translation: Food. I like food.*
*Zrovz a zandvich at Tam*
Har.
VIS!
(Its funny how Bluerose, and the other infirmary people aren't posting anymore ;D)
Har.
(Agreed)
Aye. *Floodz ze Infirmary viz laughin' gaz*
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk...
Har Har Har....
Tee hee.
HARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
Ya-ha Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk...
Har.
*dubstep begins playing*
*extremely low, robotic voice sounds*
"DROP THE BASS."
*Subwoofers and bass-line blow everyone out of the room*
*awesome violin run*
*Epic Bass line*
Har.
*Ztartz playin' ze Bagpipez*
Har.
*dubstep begins playing*
*a distinct falling noise can be heard*
*deep robot voice*
DROP THE BASS.
*Drops a bass*
Okay; can I eat it now?
Hmph! Thought this was the Infirmary? Guess not. For, as anyone might care to know, I've an arrow in my shoulder. GET IT OUT!! NOW!!! I'm also slightly insane. ;D ;D
*Pulls out arrow*
Well, the good news is the arrow is out.
The bad news is that I pulled it out with your shoulder blade. :P
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ( :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P)
An' zen zere'z ze good nevz.
Ze Good Newz
Ze inzanity cannae be removed. Ye're 'appily ztuck viz it. Enjoy!
OOooooooooo! I'll get the sucky machine! ;D
Ah like insanity!
Quote from: rachel25 on May 04, 2014, 06:43:35 PM
OOooooooooo! I'll get the sucky machine! ;D
ACH! ABOMINATION!!!!!! *Zmazhez ze machine tae zmizereenz*
Aye, zat'z better na'.
To quote some random person from DeviantArt: I do not suffer from insanity- I enjoy every moment of it.
Agreed!
Har har.
Par.
Har.
OK, you guys are here TO BE CURED, not pop in for what ever you like! I have real Patience here!
Har.
shoo, Shoo, SHOO I tell you! Oh and take this egg with you.
I LOIKE EGGS!
Then take it and leave!
HAR HAR HAR!
Har.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on May 15, 2014, 12:20:11 AM
OK, you guys are here TO BE CURED, not pop in for what ever you like! I have real Patience here!
Aye, 'avin' tae deal viz uz av ze toime vid take zomebeazt o' real
patience! Nae tae many
patientz 'ere zough...
Well, HiAG, If you are not a patient than you have no buisiness being here!
I actually have something that should be looked at: I picked up a 500 degree piece of metal with my bare hand, and now I can't feel anything with my index finger and thumb. :P
Here, have a band aid, O Genius One!
...Ow. That sounds like it would hurt. I've made similar mistakes before.
Fadda' Habbot! I fink I'm sicked! I's godda lot o' pruises and mumps!
'ere ye gae matey! *'andz Slagar a bucket o' leechez* Zat zhould cure 'em!
Fankee, sir! (eats leeches) Yum, dat was migey tassy!
Juzt jozhin' ye, mate. Tvaz a bucketful o' tapevormz actually!
Aw, foo, us lickle 'uns was hopen to have a pardy!
Woah woah woah, HiAG, don't go feeding dibbuns tapeworms! they should eat this! * pulls out a pink smoothie from a cupboard * here!
comes in with rusty hacksaw, "who said they had a broken leg"
Amputation time! >:D
Major! *Ztartz zin'in' Ze Ant'z Zon'* (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun)
Oh. god......Head's fascinated with the Ant Song and Garfield now! NOOOOOOO!!
Ah've alvayz loiked it, ever zince ah firzt zav it!
Oh Ve're ze antz vho ruin ye're dinner! Ve're alvayz 'ere, tae mezz up any day! Vhen ve're around every camper getz zinner. 'Cauze if ve get ze chaunce ve vill taake yer food ava!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun)
WEASELS ZTILL RULE ZOUGH!!!
HEEEAAADD!
VOOOT?
(Certifiably insane. . .)
Skarzs, I'm forced to agree. Head, you're talking about that darn Ant Song EVERYWHERE!!!
All I can say is: that's Head for ya. :P
Aye.
Oh Ve're ze antz vho ruin ye're dinner! Ve're alvayz 'ere, tae mezz up any day! Vhen ve're around every camper getz zinner. 'Cauze if ve get ze chaunce ve vill taake yer food ava!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tijp_garfield-the-picnic-panic_fun)
D:<
...
'ello! My fadda' wants som rosehairy and daddalion tea!
'ere ye gae vee matey! *Givez Sleven more tapevormz*
Kin 'ee make this into rosehairy and daddalion tea?
Aye! *Makez it intae a tapevorm ztev* Zere ye gae mate!
HEAD! Get out of here. >:( * makes rosemary and dandilion tea * Here you go. Be careful it's hot.
Thank yer, miz Allawith.
*scampers off*
You're welcome.
And HiAG......................................................... :P That's all I have to say :P
Hello? I'm hear to repair this building? I hear its supports are infirm?
Repair Redwall? I think that this foundation is sturdy enough, thank you very much!
Yes, the supports are fine...Say, I've a splitting headache.
Well, just chew on these herbs and drink a lot of water and you should be fine. *Hands Cornflower an asortment of herbs*
Okay, thank you! *Pops herbs into mouth* *Drinks ten ounces of water*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 22, 2014, 12:34:23 AM
Aye! *Makez it intae a tapevorm ztev* Zere ye gae mate!
:o That's just... mean!
Oh I forgot, those herbs taste good but they make your breath smell bad. Chew on these mint leaves once you are done, they should help.
*Bump*
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on May 22, 2014, 10:22:32 PM
Oh I forgot, those herbs taste good but they make your breath smell bad. Chew on these mint leaves once you are done, they should help.
*Grabs mint leaves*
Har.
*Throttles "Tam*
Har.
Silencio, Tam.
As you wish.
Hey, he listened to you! Good boy Tam, sit! Do ya want a treat!?
As you wish.
You're starting to creep me out......Methinks you might be one of my three vpoters.....Scary thought....o_O
My suspicions are possibly confirmed. ::)
What suspicions?
I did not vote you. I voted Tiria.
Oooooh, Taaaaammmmmmmyyyyyyyy! I GOT BLACKMAIL! Kidding, of course.
Cool. 8)
REVIVE!!!!!! For no real reason other than a guest was viewing it, and thought it might be interesting. ;D
Del you have no idea what youve just done. VIS!!!!!!!!!
Har.
VIS!!!!!!!!!
CAPTAIN AMERICA!
CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cheers*
VIS!
REDSKULL!
HYDRA!!!
HAIL HYDRA!!!!
SHIELD!
NICK FURY!
BLACK WIDOW!
HAWKEYE!!!!
THOR!
BIFROST!
LOKI!
FROST GIANTS!
*Exits topic*
Good reason. AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
*Enters topic* Do y'all wanna know a secret?
YES!
I-I-I'm an Avenger.
MUTANT!
Yup.
Wow......
8)
:o
You know I'm totally not joking, right?
Er.......
Should I know?.......
Yeah.
Er.........
*Raises eyebrow*
I got to go now! Bye!
BYE RUSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If your a mutant. What's your power?
If someone was a mutant, their power would usually be deformity or maybe radiation poisoning. Hate to burst your bubble, but mutants usually have tiny mutations or they're detrimental :P
We're talking about XMen kind of mutants. ::)
Meh...
Quote from: rachel25 on September 02, 2014, 04:12:45 PM
If your a mutant. What's your power?
I can defenestrate things whith my mind, and shoot lightning through my thumb.
Interesting.....
I know!
Quote from: rachel25 on September 02, 2014, 06:13:50 PM
We're talking about XMen kind of mutants. ::)
How does one obtain beneficial mutations on that large of a scale?
I got my powers partly by falling in a pool of radioactive sludge.
That would at the very least sterilize you and make you quite sick, it'd probably kill you...
Well um, it didn't.
...............
IF THE HULK CAN DO IT, RUSSA CAN TOO!
Here here! Well said that man!
Thank you!
*applauds*
;D
*continues applauding*
Anyone want some pop corn?
(http://media.tumblr.com/3f300b4370b8cc08519dec617579609d/tumblr_inline_mlm8jd3Kkq1qz4rgp.gif)
*Gives popcorn to Rach*
*eats pop corn*
*Throws pie at self*
Har.
Vis.
Har.
Vis.
Indeed...
Har.
*Cackles*
Indeed...
Har.
Revive!
I'M FLUMMINGBUSTED. AAGH!
Hurry! Get Ash to the infirmary, he's flummingbusted!!! Wait, what does that even mean?
It's a rare disease caused by a bite from a frog, who has been bitten by a hummingbird, who has been bitten by a flea, who has been bitten by a worm-like parasite thingy. The parasite is quite rare, only found in a remote corner of Northern Siberia. We must do all we can for him at once.
AAAGH IM TALKING IN ALL CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION HELP ME BEFORE IT GETS WORSE AND I START TALKING IN CHAT SPEAK
Well doc the treatment can only be found in the Chinese mountain under a incredibly rare flower where a mouse has been in the last ten minutes. You most collect the roots then processed them in waffle butter and smashed together with three hundred, hundred dollar bills.
Do you have the cure here?
Or you could squish him; it's a known cure.
That might work too. ;D
Sister, this good hare has a salad fork in his bottom and two pestering shrews and an angry Friar after him! Please provie assitance to mister Floria Dugglewoff Wilffachop!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2015, 04:10:36 PM
Or you could squish him; it's a known cure.
Dont u dare.
i mannaged to find som medicin. Help befor it gets worse
@Ash
*puts medicine in syringe and stabs syringe into Ash's arm*
Oh wait, missed the artery. Hold on...
*does it again, gets it right*
Tanks m8 ur gr8. *Waits for disease to go away*
*takes off surgical mask*
It was too late. He's using numbers now, there was nothing we could do.
Giatí miláo? elli?niká ? (Why am I speaking greek?)
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 16, 2015, 02:25:23 PM
Giatí miláo? elli?niká ? (Why am I speaking greek?)
SHHH.....don't talk. Only sleep now. It will be alright.
*hides black body bag behind back*
So, anyone else need any help?
I think I may have ruptured some organ or something that is hard to pronounce.
*X-rays Soren* I've located the organ that is hard to pronounce. We'll have to do surgery. Lay down on this bed right here, we'll be with you in a moment.
(http://gif.co/o6Nu.gif)
Mw haw haw haw.
*lays down, unconscious *
Quote from: Lady Amber on April 16, 2015, 06:19:28 PM
So, anyone else need any help?
Can you help me with my shoe? It's kind of glued to my foot :P
*little Dibbun walks in* GRYFGYRSHGRFRTRMGR!!!! OFSHMCOFSHOFNOFBOFF!!! GLARLARLARLARLAR!
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on April 16, 2015, 08:35:19 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on April 16, 2015, 06:19:28 PM
So, anyone else need any help?
Can you help me with my shoe? It's kind of glued to my foot :P
Ya must mean sprayed. Right? Oh, yeah, well, you haven't much choice. I just sprayed shows onto your feet.
*dibbun still spewing gibberish* AHDIHADHFIAHHQHDIDUAHSUIDHUSAHD! SAIUFHUSAHDUI!
Düünibadajav! Düünibadajav! Düünibadajav!
*Stares at DAB* My, my, aren't we odd. *Cough* What seems to be the problem?
Perhaps he's choking. What do you suppose we should do for him?
Hmm.....I do not know.
Well, seeing as he's the first patient to have this affliction, we'll have to learn as we go along, which means in other words that there's a good chance he might die.
*Rubs hands together with anticipation* Let's start with a simple lobotomy, if he hasn't stopped after that we'll try something else.
Alright, let's start this procedure. *Puts on doctor's mask* *Grins maniacally*
*Puts on rubber gloves* Amber, bring me.......the chainsaw! *Lightning*
Anata Ren-chan! *Smacks Soren with a cheri katana*
Hello, I'm the Surgeon General I'm here to inspect... WHat?! Impossible! You are having a kitchen assistant conduct surgery? Hmph.
Let's see, do you have everything?
Uncurable ailments, check
Untrained Staff, check
Insane Chief Doctor, check
Rusty (literaly rusty) equipment, check
Yup, you're good to go! Jut don't ferget to blow up the hospital, so and contagion is destroyed.
Heheh! You're so funny! *Pushes the inspection guy out the door* *Closes the door* *Locks the door*
Now, where were we? Ah, yes, you were getting me........the chainsaw!!! *Lightning*
Um, actually, the forecast is sunny withh a chance of meatballs.
*Smacks Russa with a cheri katana*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 17, 2015, 01:16:41 PM
Um, actually, the forecast is sunny withh a chance of meatballs.
Um, yeah, but lightning can't help but happen when I say "
chainsaw!!!". *Lightning* See?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 17, 2015, 01:21:56 PM
*Smacks Russa with a cheri katana*
*Watches Ash smack my hologram*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 17, 2015, 09:58:22 AM
Anata Ren-chan! *Smacks Soren with a cheri katana*
Anime people and their weird swords...
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 17, 2015, 01:41:20 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 17, 2015, 09:58:22 AM
Anata Ren-chan! *Smacks Soren with a cheri katana*
Anime people and their weird swords...
It's Japanese. And the katana has been used for a long time in Japan and to some extent China.
And this lightsaber is used by the Jedi and the Sith from the Old Republic onward:
(http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/images/c_fill,h_268,w_636/t_mp_quality_gif/p7revsiqieb8kfkx1dcz/the-new-star-wars-the-force-awakens-trailer-is-here-and-it-s-incredible-359898.gif)
*points lightsaber at Blue*
Don't smack me...I'm bleeding out over here and they didn't do surgery.
We're going to give you a lobotomy. Yay!
O_O
Lightsabers and their uselessness in real life. *Shoots a flintlock gun at Soren*
What does "are their uselessness" mean?
*doesn't do anything because Ash missed*
Ok, I just want to heal. Will the people with Japanese swords or old guns stop trying to kill a sick man?
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 17, 2015, 02:08:32 PM
What does "are their uselessness" mean?
*doesn't do anything because Ash missed*
Ok, I just want to heal. Will the people with Japanese swords or old guns stop trying to kill a sick man?
Their efficiency against metal bullets is non existant. *Attacks Soren with a real sharp katana*
They just vaporize the bullet.
*slices Ash's sword in fours*
How? Please PM a more detailed explanation. *Draws Nebula Tessaiga and slashes lightsaber hilt in half*
*Walks in*
*Pulls out a couple of Colt 1851 Navys*
Now what's goin' on har?
AKTHAKMARAAKACKLACKALACKGLAGALGLALGLALGALGLALGLALLGLGACK! GLALACK! CLACK! CLACK CLACK!
Aw man, Colts are outdated. *cocks Glock 18, and grabs a molotov* Ve vill see about the uselessness of Colts, my fvriend.
(http://gif.co/oAQQ.gif)
*tackles sage*
He he, I'm already dead.
(http://gif.co/qLCo.gif)
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 18, 2015, 01:44:12 AM
Aw man, Colts are outdated. *cocks Glock 18, and grabs a molotov* Ve vill see about the uselessness of Colts, my fvriend.
. . . And Glocks are overrated. ;)
*Hands Russa.....the CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!* *Lightning*
Um, *hands russa.... THE SCAPEL!!!! *Thunder, lightening, and lashing rain against wndowpanes, coupled with teh evil laugh, also accompanied by the sound of screaming patients*
The CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!! is better!
Yes, but.... THE SCAPEL *thunder, lightening, and lashing rain against windowpanes, coupled with the evil laugh, accompaned by the sound of screaming patients* is a more accurate piece of hospital equipment.
.....I can use both.
THE POWER OF KAWAII WILL DESTROY YOU! *Shoots kawaii lazers at Russa*
*Ducks*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 24, 2015, 02:44:58 AM
THE POWER OF KAWAII WILL DESTROY YOU! *Shoots kawaii lazers at Russa*
The power of evil is stronger! *shoots evil lasers at Ashenwyte*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 24, 2015, 02:44:58 AM
THE POWER OF KAWAII WILL DESTROY YOU! *Shoots kawaii lazers at Russa*
Kawaii for President!
You have to fix Soren! I think I broke him, he can't feel anything anymore!
*arm on fire*
I have this weird sensation that I'm a little warm, but I don't feel a thing.
*Puts fire out with a rug.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 24, 2015, 08:40:47 PM
*Puts fire out with a rug.*
:o Faiy actually did something nice to Soren. My mind is blown. :P
Quote from: Morgazath on April 25, 2015, 01:18:52 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 24, 2015, 08:40:47 PM
*Puts fire out with a rug.*
:o Faiy actually did something nice to Soren. My mind is blown. :P
Mine is as well. ;D
I call Soriyloe.
Quote from: Izeroth on April 24, 2015, 02:48:45 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 24, 2015, 02:44:58 AM
THE POWER OF KAWAII WILL DESTROY YOU! *Shoots kawaii lazers at Russa*
The power of evil is stronger! *shoots evil lasers at Ashenwyte*
*Deflects evil lasers with kawaii shield*
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 25, 2015, 02:34:17 AM
Quote from: Morgazath on April 25, 2015, 01:18:52 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 24, 2015, 08:40:47 PM
*Puts fire out with a rug.*
:o Faiy actually did something nice to Soren. My mind is blown. :P
Mine is as well. ;D
well I don't want him to burn up before I can fix him so he can actually feel it. ;D ;)... See not so nice. ;D
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 25, 2015, 03:08:24 AM
I call Soriyloe. Quote from: Izeroth on April 24, 2015, 02:48:45 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 24, 2015, 02:44:58 AM
THE POWER OF KAWAII WILL DESTROY YOU! *Shoots kawaii lazers at Russa*
The power of evil is stronger! *shoots evil lasers at Ashenwyte*
*Deflects evil lasers with kawaii shield*
Melts kawaii shield with evil fire-sword
@Ash
SORILOE? You realize neither of us have the letter I in our names?! And Skarloe can't be trumped!!
@Soren FaIyloe.
*Horde of KAWAII CATS attack Izeroth*
Ah. Never mind.
Realizes for the first time what you two are actually talking about! *Lights ash on fire* Mwahhahahhahahahah!
*Jumps into a tank full of petrol* *Giant explosion* *Is protected by the power of kawaii* Ah, my bad. Soriloen must go on though!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 25, 2015, 04:59:41 AM
@Soren FaIyloe.
*Horde of KAWAII CATS attack Izeroth*
*Evil soldiers shoot the kawaii cats*
*points to pirahnas covering body* Are these supposed to hurt?
Revive!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 25, 2015, 07:43:15 PM
*points to pirahnas covering body* Are these supposed to hurt?
Probably. *Looks more closely at piranhas* Hmmm, interesting. These are a certain kind of piranha that are poisonous. You're probably going to die before sunset unless something is done quickly.
*vanished pirahnas with wave of wand* Never mind! It's amazing what magic can do for you.
You still have to pay us for helping you.
*Uses gem to give me 160 kilos of gold* Have this!
Okay, thanks!
Ohno!!! I think dry ditch fever is spreading again! Sister Amarith! Get the icetor flowers!
Hello Mossbrook, and welcome to the forum! If you make a post in the Introduction Topic in the Front Lawns, you can be more properly greeted by the other members.
And I would like to mention that Ashen is suffering from a severe case of fanboyochia, so he needs help desperately.
Quote from: Mossbrook on May 13, 2015, 04:53:36 PM
Ohno!!! I think dry ditch fever is spreading again! Sister Amarith! Get the icetor flowers!
Aaaah! Moss has Dryditch fever! We need to quarantine him! *Puts on a Hazmat suit* Picks up Moss and puts him in a nice, cozy, airtight room* There, now the fever won't spread!
You should all just let natural selection do its work...
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 13, 2015, 05:52:50 PM
And I would like to mention that Ashen is suffering from a severe case of fanboyochia, so he needs help desperately.
I DO NOT NEED TREATMENT!
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 13, 2015, 05:52:50 PM
And I would like to mention that Ashen is suffering from a severe case of fanboyochia, so he needs help desperately.
When did he first show symptoms? *Prepares equipment*
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 16, 2015, 03:27:49 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 13, 2015, 05:52:50 PM
And I would like to mention that Ashen is suffering from a severe case of fanboyochia, so he needs help desperately.
When did he first show symptoms? *Prepares equipment*
On Saturday or Sunday.
They've been getting progressively more pronounced, though the effects have been dormant sometimes.
I love the word dormant.
*twitches*
*Vatchez zree Zith Lairdz dance ze Can-can ztree toimez vhoilzt circlin' Izeroth'z 'ead for nay apparant reazon*
TAYLOR SWIFT IS FABULOUS!!! *Turns on a radio that blares out Taylor Swift songs endlessly*
*turns into hulk*
*Falls over*
*twitches*
*Falls over*
*twitches, then falls over*
*Falls off a cliff*