Ok, what you do is, the first person asks a stupid question, and the next person gives a stupid answer, then asks their own stupid question, and so on, and so forth.
Can my socks eat caterpillars?
No, they eat worms.
Does this curtain want to blow me up?
No, just stick a sword in you!
Do my ballet shoes dance by themselves?
Of course not, they need help from your best friend's socks!
Which is better, a box that looks like five boxes, or five boxes that look like one?
Five that look like ten of course! Why does this parrot keep spraying me with petrol?
B/c you Car-Jacked his car!
why is a raven like a writing desk?
They both start with R. Logic, of course.
If you have 4 pencils, and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
11.
Why am I shooting the floor with a spitgun (my creation)?
B/c the cat was walking over it.
Why did the sun rise this morning?
WHY DO YOU QUESTION THE SUN'S MOTIVES?! DOES THE SUN QUESTION YOURS?!?!
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
European. Definitely European.
When lakes dry off and turn into ice, where does the water go?
Itnto the deep void.
Where do paintings come from?
My face
Can I has knife?
If you can buy me a turtle, you can have my knife.
Why do I eat my M&Ms in a certain order? (Seriously, I HAVE to eat them in this order: Blue, green, red, orange, yellow, brown. If I don't do that, it just BUGS me!)
Because. . . rainbows and chocolate.
Little birdy in the sky. . . *splat
Why'd you do that in my eye?
'Cause he had to. Duh! ::)
Why do I have Carry On My Wayward Son (by Kansas) stuck in my head?
I'm not going to tell you >:D
Dirt?
Nah. Belgium Waffles.
Why did Rainshadow have to get Carry on my wayward son stuck in my head? WHY, RAINY? WHY?
Like I said, I'm not going to tell you >:D
How about that, though?
The who, the what, the where, the when, the why?
Why does Rick Riordan like to tear the hearts out of his readers?
@Han: Rainy didn't do anything... But yeah, he is singing it. I can hear him all the way downstairs. Horrible singer! I feel so sorry for Hitler.
Because he likes forks.
Could you beat that?
100 times under!... I mean over.
Should I say House of Hades book spoilers?
nobody cares!
Shall I spleen?
Uh... MONO! Yeah, mono...
@Leatho: DON'T YOU DARE!! I'M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK!
Why can't I juggle?
Because Juggling can't Rainshadow. ;D
Why aren't you listening to Daniel Yount?
B/c I'm milking a fish.
Why is my space hopper trying to kill me?
Because it's tired. Give it some Gatorade.
Why do I love to cuddle with Catfish?
'Cause cuttlefish ain't comfy to cuddle with.
Why can't I find my stupid library? (It keeps moving! >:()
B/c you weren't ment to find it!
Why is their a mini forest in my room!
B/c you haven't kept up with the gardening.
Why is my apple getting smaller?
Because I've invented the microscopic shrink ray and it's currently shrinking your apple. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Can I watch Elementary now?
Only if you become an Irish dancer.
Why is the world so darn odd?
'Cause dinosaurs are dead.
Can I fly a plane?
Yes, but only if a penguin is the co-pilot.
Why is the song I'm listening to not playing?
'Cause video killed the radio star.
Why did video kill the radio star?
B/c Radio had stolen Video's ice cream.
Why are horses soooooooo awesome. (especially cobs)
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on January 18, 2014, 01:13:58 AM
Should I say House of Hades book spoilers?
YES!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!! The library doesn't have it yet! YES!
Um, anyways..
Because they're the perfect dancers! Why are horses perfect dancers?
B/c they have riders that dance!
Why do I like thunder storms?
Because. . . I. . . can.
R u me 2?
If you are able to do a triple back-flip than yes!
Would you ever kiss people randomly on the street? :-*
I do that already! ::) (NO I DON'T! ALL OF THESE ANSWERS ARE UNTRUE UNLESS I SAY THEY'RE TRUE!)
Can I have my pie now?
Let 'er have it! *splat
Good or bad hand?
Fluffy Unicorn.
What about me?
That's classified.
I think I'll take a short nap.
Ever heard of a tall nap?
Of course, their the best, a little grilled on the side, with a pinch of salt. Do you believe in J?
All the way to the top.
Bilge berry pie?
Oh yes please. When can zebras turn inside out?
When the river can help.
Tasty muffins are death?
I'm good, thanks.
" Why did the chicken cross the" *everyone looks at me* "...HIGHWAY!" *Everyone Facepaws*
'Cause they don't have thumbs.
Why do fish swim?
Cause air is overrated.
Why did I? (yes)
No.
Meep?
Totally.
Murder of crows?
No, MurderESS of crows.
Why does no one think of females as murderess'?
Because no matter what gender, it's still murder.
Fetta Cheese?
Rawhide bones.
Will there be another season of Sherlock?
Smoking kills, he should have solved that.
Pipe or cigar?
Soda.
Double Bass or Viola?
Sorry, I can't smart today; I has dumb.
Chocolate brain tastes like chicken. Have you had any?
Yes, the Concerto did sound good. Thanks!
Catfish or Death?
Garlic powder and butter
Is the derp derping?
Pretty darn!
Make me a sandwhich or a sandwitch
*Turns Norham into a sandwich*
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Let's call him Parson Brown! (Anyone? Please?)
Brownies?
Nah, I've already gone for a jog.
(And yes, I do know what that's from. ;) Frosty the Snowman!)
Want a sugar cube?
Do I look like a horse? (Don't answer that.)
Yaks?
Furball. Blegh
Octopus stew?
Too oystery.
Can kangaroos do kung fu?
Seen it already
Does a toe need a hammer?
Yours does. ;D
Oobleck?
Paravillintiniay.
Paravillintiniay?
I'll never give in!
Squirrel tail feathers?
No, I don't eat those.
Do chickens do the chicken dance?
*gasp* How did you know!
Grand Palace of Mazes?
I'll never find my foot
Gonzo the Great? Did he catch it?!
Yeah, it was Thiiiiiiis big!
So, can you give me a massage?
Shocking!
Are tacos people?
Aloe vera ;D
Toe jam or no?
You are what you eat.
What'd you eat?
Nothing. :(
Can you toss me?
Man, apparently.
Rest or not rest?
Stagger breathe.
Who took the synchro-laser?!
Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping?!
Well, has he?
No, it was the invisible person behind him!
Wabbajack?
I'm now a demora.
Respite after eating?
No, only death can come of this...
Crab Grass?
I'll have two!
What do snowmen do in summer?
Die.
What do Rainshadows do in their spare time?
Tumblr. And fangirl. Fangirling's good, too.
What do Norhams do in their spare time?
Don't ask.
What does a rock do in it's spare time?
Green. Definitely green. No, wait, maybe blue. Or yellow. How 'bout yellow/blue?
Where's the beef?
It's not so much a question of where as it is when.
Would you like your ice cream cold or frozen?
Oh please. You know I like penguins.
Great weather we're having, amirite?
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 22, 2014, 06:03:42 PM
What do Norhams do in their spare time?
Actually, Norhams like to draw. And eat. And sleep. And do Bass. And draw... And eat... And sleep.
Oh yeah, school goes somewhere in there too. ;D
I live in space. We don't
have weather here.
Meep?
Peem. Backwards.
Flesh meat?
We all know that Rotten Flesh will give you a hunger debuff. Come on, man, get wif' da program! ;)
*Facepalm?*
*Faceplam. Not facepalm. Faceplam.
DOES everyone have a water buffalo?
Nope, just Bison.
Green beans?
Not at all.
Why doesn't the grass grow?
Because you can't SEE ninjas, silly! ::)
Does everybody have a baby kangaroo?
Cos, my is pink, but yours is blue!
Do you want to build a snowman?
Pyromaniacs don't build snowmen. :D
Fried eggplants?
In potatoes.
How does your garden grow?
Badly.
Charisma paper?
You burn it with water.
Does a carrot have legs?
That depends.
This or that?
The other thing.
Do you like washcloths?
So tasty.
Shall I eat flesh meat?
Maybe a meat dagger, but no more.
How did you sleep?
Easily the best.
Pfeffernuesse or Gingerbread?
Wait, is that one of those 'yo mama' jokes? 'Cause those aren't all that funny...
Can you juggle a dozen knives?
Is that with or without fingers?
Pfeffernusse is a type of Dutch bread, like gingerbread yet baked differently and flavored with molasses. Sorry, just wanted to see if anyone knew what it was.
With or without fingers?
Half.
(Sorry, as soon as you said Dutch bread, all I could think of was banket. Mmm, banket! Yummy treat. Really hard to make, though.)
Would you like some banket?
Banket
It's a Dutch almond pastry. Can be called letterbanket, or also almond patties, though my family just calls it almond pastry. It's so yummy!
(http://odense.com/images/odense/recipes/recipe38-400w.jpg)
No, only a little milk.
Dryads or Naiads?
Cry-ads. (AKA, crying when there are ads before a YouTube video that can't be skipped. ;))
Don't you hate it when you can't skip ads?
I command them to skip!
Why is the sky dark and dropping water and lightning?
'Cause I'm visiting Earth.
How come it took me a really long time to figure out my sonic screwdriver?
Cause IKEA's instructions suck.
How can long cord?
Chord? Did someone say chord? *Plays a chord*
Why do the three clarinets in band sound like an accordion when they play together?
Because accordions are cool. Like bowties.
Willow?
I'm weeping! :'( :'(
Why do I like Leo Valdez so much?
B/c you are on team Leo.
Why is the sky red?
Because we're on Gallifrey, silly!
Wait, isn't Gallifrey time locked?
Aye, but there's a crack through space and time.
Great Question, Han! I say potatoes is the answer!
Are hobgoblins supposed to be in your closet? (Cause' there's one in mine)
Uhhh... *Pulls out an old, dusty, leather-bound book* *Flips through the pages* Uuuhhhhhh........ No.
Am I the smart one or the potato one?
Pale blue, so no more climbing banana trees in the middle of winter!
Can I eat the stairs?
Only if the stairs catch the bus. Blue stones?
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 26, 2014, 03:02:13 PM
Uhhh... *Pulls out an old, dusty, leather-bound book* *Flips through the pages* Uuuhhhhhh........ No.
Am I the smart one or the potato one?
Stupid potato dwarves. ;D
No, just squid.
Cardigans?
Goldfish with kettles. 8) Should I be eaten by a leather sofa?
No, only a sasquatch.
La-z-boys?
Negative. Boys in the sink?
They are drowning!
Why would you in-line skate while eating Ice cream?
No, but I would if I was eating the road. Baskets are?
You can only ride a buffalo if you have a candy cane! ::)
Why are oranges orange?
Cause bananas aren't sour.
My precious?
*Shuffle, shuffle* *Scratch, scratch* I AM HERE, MY LOVE. ;D
Why do people keep saying they have a crush on me?
*non-stupid answer* I don't know. I guess... You're *awkward pause* likeable?
Why did I have to be the one to answer Rain's question?
Because I'm evil and I like making you answer awkward questions. >:D
Why did I take a perfectly good fanfic character and make her blind? (Seriously, I had a normal character for, like, a month, then I watched a Monk episode where Monk went blind and went, "Hey, why not make my character blind?" :P)
That's classified information.
Is this a question.
No, just look at the punctuation. It makes for a pretty weird declarative sentence though!
Industrial crabtraps?
Chocolate chip cookies.
Is the answer to this question "no"?
Maybe.
How can you ask a question?
A question is asked like this?
Why are the Piano Guys so good?
Cause they can has keys.
Is snow snow when it is snowed on the snow?
Snow.
Your thoughts on the current state of cheese?
It's definitely matured over the past few weeks. ;D
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Oh, usually about twelve thousand or so.
Why did I just go on a hunt for David Tennant GIFs for ten or more minutes?
Cause you needed an appropriate response to my response.
Why you overreact?
I be weirdness.
You be weirdness?
Sometimes weird is normal.
Be you insane?
Only when my sausage isn't cooked properly.
Can I poke it?
With a stick.
Can I have a stick?
Only if you can lift it.
Does the great and powerful Oz?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't my catfish fly?
Seriously? You know that cats don't have to
Does this make my toe look infected?
Chocolate?!?! :D
O brother, where art thou?
he's on Mars
Why is the snow melting?
Sun
Why is the rum gone?
Pirates of the Caribbean!
It is thus, why isn't my math book eating his stew?
Mustard, that's why. >:(
Do cows fly?
Only if this happens!.....(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RrgsleUztjU/TAgzYVhSNDI/AAAAAAAAADQ/QcAT_fwU7fc/s1600/vlcsnap-2010-06-03-18h55m53s157.jpg)
Why can't I fry eggs on a blanket?
Plug it in.
Whats that picture from? Looks kinda familiar.
When will horses lay eggs?
(Percy Jackson, Lighting Thief)
When the squirrels show them how to!
How can goldfish ride bikes, but not fly airships?
Cause their attention span is 3 seconds.
My sister really likes those books and the movie. That's why it seemed familiar.
(strange question :D)
Why don't curtains fall from the sky?
Because my question was deleted.
Do fish need air?
-_- Really? Of course they do, why do you think they flop around in joy when you take them out of the water?
Do you need a water to glass to hold water?
No, just look at the great volcanoes, duh!
Derp?
Dolfin-itely.
How do you hug a gift fish?
You shake it in a bag.
Can I kick a soccer ball all the way to the moon?
Air pressure.
Do peanuts eat butter?
Only if a woodchuck chucks wood.
Should I go swimming in a watermelon patch?
Only if you see a bear combing its hair.
Where's Waldo?
In a watermelon patch, swimming with Rainy and Hitler.
Where's Waldo now?
Going fishing
Why am I wearing black clothes?
Because, you don't like white, or any shade lighter than black.
Why do men die of old age?
Because woman die of REALLY old age.
If there was ever a such thing as blue snow, what color would it be?
Sunday!!!
If I have 11 apples, and 10 ice cubs, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Toe many. ;D
If the sausage is on the grease, how does the burn snow?
With fire!
How did the horse run faster than the dust of time?
Legs.
Does steel have a crystalline structure?
No, it has a pie structure.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood if it could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How many boards could a bored horde hoard if a bored horde could hoard boards?
They would hoard as many boards as a bored horde could hoard if a bored horde could hoard boards. (That was kinda hard to type out, lol. :P)
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
One beakful.
How does Superman keep his hair so neat ALL THE TIME?!
That's his REAL superpower.
Can I go rollerskating in a buffalo herd?
By all means! Just don't come crying to me if one of them squashes you flat.
Shall I go green the harp or next bilge snot bar?
Ask me no questions, be told no lies.
I wonder if my pony can fly?
Only if pigs can, too.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
Only if you can answer this:
If a tree falls in a forest, and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?
Only if it happens on a Monday.
If I stab myself with a needle when I'm asleep, will I feel it?
You will feel a thousand unicorns prancing on your arm.
Should I get some ice cream?
No. Get me some.
To be, or not to be?
That is the question.
Toupee, or not toupee?
Tapioca
How shall I bland the verily, with shark smog or respite zeppelin?
I slapped a bush. He wouldn't give in.
Friday or Constantinople?
who cares? both good like my pig gun.
ice or water for ammo?
Icy water
Grows thee high, or shrinks thee low?
Or slaps thee across thy face.
Margarine or Butter?
Rockpools on toast, with a sprinkling of cows. A grand piano?
Better not, I'm on a musical diet.
Would you like a cookie?
does it have a cake on the cow?
should I make a book for cows?
Moo.
Help the grass ride the bilge, or make snail get raided?
Neither. The snail be deaded already.
Why is the snail deaded?
Yum yum.
;D
How long is a ways?
Too far.
How far is too far?
This ---> - <---
Does it go BOOM?
No, it goes away.
What is an eggplant?
(http://www.funnyvooz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/406299_319715908120896_562936727_n.jpg)
Can I stay inside for the rest of the year?
That just looks. . . unnatural.
Should I stay inside all night?
you will get a bad cast of Monday.
sould I buy a house or park
You need a place to put your car.
Do you have a car?
I do, in fact, have a car. Here's a lovely picture of my car:
(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091111191334/spongebob/images/2/2c/The_Wagon.png)
Doesn't my car look so lovely?
I wanted a hot dog. . .
No seriously, a hot dog bus. Saw one IRL and wanted to be in it. So awesome.
Have you seen an odd car?
No, but I've seen some even cars.
Flapjacks or Pancakes?
Purple!!!
Should I eat it, or shoot it?
Hit it with a hammer.
To eat, or not to eat?
Gluttony.
Does the bomb fly?
When its fuse is a stoat, yes. Does the fox say?
No.
Shall death?
Nay.
Vot iz ze fourz o' a pie?
2
hey how does?
Vho?
Vhen ze jedi fell, did ze zittin' duckz take over Zveden?
No, the duck did.
Did you root for the Seahawks?
I rooted for the landeagles.
cream or pie?
No, because obviously ducks fly. Tiki are?
Well, tiki can, but I wouldn't suggest it.
Why do people die when they get mortally wounded?
ZEUS!
Did crab meat fish?
No, but the fish crab meat.
Water or smk,fvdnmhisdmcjkamdjicmijamxjiasmjxi?
Oh, no. It's most definitely a;dfl;ashljhdpouivneoiyuhsljnv;riueio.
Is the sun hot when its cold?
It depends if my cat has sneezed. (I don't have a cat)
Am I Batman?
Where's Harvey Dent?! (answer and question)
Down the repair shop. Which should I get mechanic pig or skater pig?
Fire.
Have you seen the muffin man?
Oh, I thought he was edible... Whoops. :-X
Peppermint Bark or Candy Canes?
Furball! Gecgh!
Row your boat?
Gently down the waterfall.
Salami or sausage?
WATCH OUT FOR SALAMI SAM! * Salami Sam jumps into river * SPLASH
Do mice derp chess or cheese?
Cheese chess.
What am the sky?
Because you doesn't
Why doesn't you not doesn't not do not does not doesn't not do not does disn't don't?
Not a word.
How does eat food?
No it doesn't! Are you crazy?
Does you?
Um....fried egg..
Can Captain America say the word Fly Fishing backwards?
Racecar backwards is racecar
Does it make sense that I sense?
Yes, only when the socks are wet. Can Kit Fisto face a fist first?
Who does?
Great minds think differently?
Only if the taxi driver says so.
Why can't lizards use light sabres?
Because phasers are better.
Why do potatoes much yummy?
Cos leopards don't trust salads!
Why is Rainshadow afraid of ninja cheese?
Because salsa dances.
EXTERMINATE?!?!
No, etanimretxe. This smiley? ^-^
It looks like a smiley sleeping.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
It is because I get out my chainsaw!!!
Why hasn't my computer kicked me off, even though it's after nine o'clock?
Because it doesn't have legs!
Is a coconut some sort of mammal?
It's a crustacean, I think.
Hat films?
Stupid squirrel!
Snow day?
Happy lasagne!
where is my unknown sock puppet?
It's on your foot, of course. ::)
Should I go into the light?
Only if it can sing.
Should I scream about fish?
I scream "AHH"
You scream "AHH"
We all scream "AHH"
For ice cream. . .
Child: But I don't ice cream.
Me: Then scream for cake.
Child: But I don't want cake. I want PRESENTS!
Me: Then scream for presents.
Child: PRESSSSSSSSSENTSSSSSS
AM I DREAMIN?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Owl_City_-_Maybe_I'm_Dreaming.jpg)
Are dragons real?
YES. YOU KNOW IT!
How do I grammar?
G. R. A. M. M. A. R.
The short answer is "Because I can."
What's the long answer?
(If anyone gets this reference, you like Dilbert)
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007471816380292&w=375&h=360&c=7&rs=1&qlt=80&pid=1.7)
do I like candy? I don't know
No, it's a stupid film!
People ask why the rum is gone, but no one asks where the rum went...
Where did the rum go?
DOWN MY GULLET!
What is a gullet?
A mullet? Did you say mullet? Bullet? Was that what you said? Well, a mullet is the dorkiest hairstyle in the world, its description being "Business in the front, party in the back", and a bullet... well, you should know what that is.
Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low?
Lopsided.
Am I sick?
I don't know... are you?
Why do I have to have my blood drawn?
Cause you are more sick than I.
Am did this, or how doth what?
I believe the answer would be ice cream.
Squirrel?!?!
Puppy. Shrunken deer?
Jerky.
Grab the vine?
Well, it depends. Is the camel tuesday?
Well, is the camel tuesday?
It's Friday, Friday. . .
How now, brown cow?
Get a green cow now!
2+2=5?
Cigar.
One lump or two?
Oh, six or seven.
Why is my tongue green?
Cos that's the colour I painted it.
Why can't I buy this fluffy piranha?
The natives are restless.
Why are the natives restless?
Because chocolate.
Where was I when the rockets came to life and carried you away into the alligator sky?
In Switzerland, getting married to a pineapple.
Why was Rainshadow getting married to a pineapple?
She isn't human!
What in tarnation?
I believe you mean coronation.
What in coronation?!
GGGGOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
How does the eht seod woh?
I don't know.wonk t'nod I
Why can't girls grow beards?
Face ecaf racecar
Should I let the jelly gods know they can release the butterfly destroyers?
Are you crazy? NOOOOOOOOOO!
Should I buy I monkey translator?
I don't know if they would say anything you want to hear.
Heat the fire, it's getting cold?
But.. But... I don't want to have a bucket of paint on my head!
Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Nah, just hand me the salad.
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/winking-smiley-crowd-happy-smileys-5365701.jpg) is that creepy or disturbing?
Creepsturbing.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Peter Piper picked a pint of pickled peppers, that's how many peppers Peter Piper Picked.
Is there supposed to be a hand reaching out of the darkness?
My big toe.
How does the thumb go?
Down the highway, turn left at the lights, and straight into the canal. Yeah.
Why not?
Because.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Stop going on about the music concert!
Sooooooo, eggs anyone?
NO CAPES!
Can I have some ice cream, Mommy?
Gonna rip yer mouth off.
What is the difference between a slug and a three inch long living booger?
Because logic.
Why did the paradoxical holographic antipolarized warp matrix cross the road?
B/c it wanted to be run over.
Why is the ground shaking?
Dental care is overrated. ;D
Does a cat go moo?
Cow goes RING DING DING DING DING!
Why does cow go RING DING DING DING DING?
Bow and arrow death.
How can die?
Because I.
Why did the cross the void?
Go ask the frog!
Do you want to build a snowman?
Go away, Anna!
Wanna have a blow war? (Meaning, blow as hard as you can at one person and see who can be the loudest.)
I have a fan fiction.
Hahaahahahah *snort
Draining water?
Under the sea.
Yellow, or Turquoise
Bludgeon.
Shall the stupid?
They shall.
Why do birds fly?
Pasture patties (if you know what I mean)
Cow pies?
No, but the fudge was good.
Mystery Science Theater?
Nah, I'm good with vanilla.
Can I have a taco?
Only if the bees are tucked in.
Honey bunny gunny funny?
Only a small quantum enchilada for now, dearie.
Can I make a phone-call?
Eat the banana.
Does the gorilla eat toes?
Only the ones that fly.
Are your teeth Purple?
No, birds swim!
Can I have your time machine?
Steve Jobs borrowed it and hasn't given it back.
Does the herp derp?
No, only I derp.
Does the Skarzs derp?
No, I pull a Skarzs. Copyright term. ;D
A rolling stone gathers moss?
Yes, I hope they do. ;D
Does the?
Birds.
I heard a B1RD.
No you didn't, that was a Dalek bird!
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/1551e0f3babe13d394b96de3bc6a3e46/tumblr_mz5etgXR9V1srzrtyo1_500.gif)
(Yes, that is a valid question.)
Doctor, calm yourself.
Does the what go where?
Nope, instead, I break the game.
Than fix nit. And wool.
Jabba fleerp?
No, Jabba the Hut.
Dolbear?
Potatoez. Yumz.
Yumz? Potatoez?
How much salt?
Die potato?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 19, 2014, 01:53:56 AM
Doctor, calm yourself.
Does the what go where?
*Cough* Sherlock, not Doctor. *Cough*
O brother, where art thou?
School.
You mad, bro?
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv96pfcAz91qm6rw8.gif)
Are you bovvered?
Brothered.
How Long is a Chinaman?
(http://www.pitoche.com/gifs/249.gif)
Please sir, may I have some more?
Did you say, "Some oar?" (question and answer)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/73d6e467ce1bc88d333906ae0e02ca83/tumblr_myzlmyiFga1qa2qi2o7_250.gif)
Cowlicks aren't contagious, are they?
Mineral oils.
Shall I get narcosis?
No, you shall get a pat in the face.
Can I have an outer space?
Enterprise.
Terok Nor?
I hate fly fishing!
Do you like my socks?
I smell something. . .
What do I smell?
Frogflyer.
Obbina, order?
Be, boh, badaba.
Is there hair?
Yes. About two feet of it. On my head.
Can I cast a Curse of Blight on you?
I'm a troll. Deal with it.
Does a troll need sunlight?
No, sunlight causes problems...
Asymmetrical pancakes?
Cooked breakfast served in my room!
That's all I ask of you!!!!!
Learn to be lonely, my dear. ::)
Wait, so they said that everybody has a water buffalo, so why don't I have a water buffalo?
B/c you can't take it back with you to Mars!
Do you like my blue jay mask I made?
Squawk!
Why can't I kill Claptrap? (Seriously, every now and then I'll actually shoot him, just to see if I'm allowed to. So far, no good.
Claptrap?
Shiver me timbers! What's that?
It's a croc!
Smee?
No, I don't Smee anything.
Where can I purchase this "life"?
Sadly, there's no app for that.
YGS?
Take some Tylenol for that and call me later.
Should this be topic friendly?
No. >:(
Should this topic buuuuuurrrn?
I think we both know the answer to that.
Oil or gas?
fried chicken
this >:( or this ;D
>:D
Is evil all bad?
Yep.
Should you ask a nom?
Ya mon.
Dat an outrageous cay?
What? How dare you insult Bobby!
Catfish or Cod?
Catcod
Why did the person in the car wave while I was running?
Because it's your true love come to rescue you from the dangers of running.
Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday, too!
Time lords are time lords. Time is irrelevant.
Can the truth be nicer next time?
No. >:(
Can you ;D ?
Nuts and raisins go really well. Hih one?
I'm a mole.
Can I have some noxious fumes?
Go to jail! Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.
Are you callin' me a liar?
Yes.
Am I overreacting?
Yeah...
Erm...
Sooo...
First letter. ;)
Murry or Curry?
Seasons pass and go.
I shall go pass gas this season.
What does broccoli do?
Clogs the arteries of the unborn.
Who's awesome?!
Gooberboy.
How dare you say Gooberboy's name in vain?
No.
Homestuck?
I hope that does not mean what I think it means.
Is effort in vain?
The pie is problematically short.
Do smileys fire automatically?
I fire them.
Did you just?
I'm not going to tell.
Why so serious?
Because of these scars.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
From that thrift shop down the road.
Where's the pizza?
Because of a bomb. Obi-bomb?
Rabbit season!
Duck Season?
Tikka masala. Revamped wallpaper?
Because renovated textboxes smack.
Why should I not have no pieces?
Non est intellectua.
Roma in Italia est?
Time for tea!
Oh where is my hairbrush?
Down ze vonerful telephone line 'o courze! Why shouldn't I leave my keys here?
So I can look after them for you. >:D
Why??????????????
Because I can.
Are the Hobbits in Isengard?
No, but they're on their way. ;D
Why are the Hobbits being taken to Isengard? TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD
You're the kings and Queens of old...
Have you seen that ^ before?
Howdeedoodee.
R U me 2?
55%
What did you say?
Yipidie-doo-da-day, of course!
Why is the sky green?
54%
call 999!!!! I just ran over a gummy bear!!!!!
I'm sorry. Your call has been transferred to an automatic emergency voice message system. Press 1 to talk to another annoying computer. Press 2 to complain. Press 3 to dial again. Press 4 to get a sandwich. Press 5 to shoot yourself. Press 6 to call again. Press 7. . .
Can this go on?
Yes?
how do you turn eeeeeeevvvvvvviiiiiillllll!!!!!!!
Is that a trick question?
Good question Skarzs, tacos.
Can you just not?
No I couldn't not.
can you throw a knife?
I can, sort of. I learned near the beginning of summer.
Can you?
I have the wrong knives.
Can I swim?
I was using a split scissor! :D
Do you know how to throw axes?
I warned you not to touch the slime.
Is that in the right place?
Yes, but no.
Cans or tins?
Metal containers.
Tekkit or FTB (no brainer)
Hexxit! (It was weird, I had a dream last night that Rus was trying to get me to play Feed the Beast with him. :P)
Why was Rus trying to get me to play FTB?
Apples!
Why is insane?
'Cause insane insane doctor dude.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Six. Feet. Under. ;D
Is this six feet under?
No, that's twenty-three.
Why are squares?
There are 27,878,400 feet in a square mile.
Why did I do that without a calculator? No, seriously. Why?!
Potato biscuits and aliens.
Martian or Gallifreyan?
Cookies!
Under the sea?
And out into space.
Why?
Because I love you.
Why is my watch singing opera?
Because it's lunchtime, Mr. Fox!
Why is my sister obsessed with Rhett and Link?
I believe I can fly!
Is this a good idea? >:D
Nope.
Can you do derp?
1337.
Why do Jedi eat pizza?
Because of this > >:(
Why did the dead squirrel die?
Foooooood.
Why did the goose cross the road, waddling very, very slowly?
Because it wanted to get run over.
Why do people write fan fiction?
Because of a peach.
Why do people smile?
>:( They don't.
Why doesn't my pony fly?
It has a little sister ;D
Why am I happily stupid... er, feeling happy and stupid, er... feeling happy because I feel stupid, er...?
You are drunk.
What am the sky?
Because of Salamandastron.
Why does Mossflower have October Ale?
Because of Charlie.
Why do people sleep?
Flies crawl slowly.
How does eat food?
Watch out your in the splash zone!
Oh, old Mc, what's his face?
Here's some brofist for ya.
What is it, and why is it coming down?
(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/-IcGvBE5xfg/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e76c25283402ee95d481652b20163008/tumblr_mhyxixM6CO1rte9hco1_250.gif)
Blooop. Unidentified error. Question impossible to answer. Rebooting.
Is face great?
Face off.
Wax on?
Slide to the left!
Clap for the plants?
Then turn!
Hand the fish a cupcake?
But why not hand the turtle a fish with a cupcake?
Fish or Chips with my pasta?
Venison.
You like?
NI!
What is your favorite color?
Stegosaurus.
Why is the ankle green?
I told it to be!
How can I touch my nose to my elbow?
I put the peanut butter in the mayonnaise.
Why did I put the peanut butter in the mayonnaise?
because 38+40= 3,480!!
how come a giant is trying to squash me and I am still able to post?
The clouds turned into jello.
Who do I like?
Potato.
Potato?
So the sea cucumber said to the mollusk. . .
Why did you steal the cookie?
No comment.
High five?
But. . . the grumble was funny!
If I say jump, do you say 'cow pie?'?
Broccoli.
This is a false statment?
MAYBE.
Can you answer this truthfully?
No.
How can I say burty?
Fishy goo!
Why is the ceiling above us?
It's actually below.
What's the real color of the universe?
Yellow.
What is wrong with me?
Your very existence.
Am I a troll?
Can pigs fly?
Well, can they?
If you stuff them into a laptop!
Is my soda real?
No, It's a couch.
Am I a Junior Member?
No, you are a submarine. See the propellers and the fins?
Am I a submarine, too?
Turtling.
Can the top be alone?
Totally!
Are cars fish?
Is that your question? ;D
Is that yours?
Why did the ceiling explode?
Because. . . pineapples.
Can this be true?
Yes.
Am I dead?
Half yes half no :o
Can I eat a ladybug?
Only mostly.
Did the yo-yo go "ho ho"?
No way! 'cause if the yo-yo went ho ho, then it would explode!
Did the chair turn into a duck?!
Unfortunately yes, do to its overexposure to sunlight and vitamins. I am sorry to inform you. :(
Why did my hair spontaneously combust?
Magnifying glass.
Why did I put the peanut butter in the mayonnaise?
Because (http://govandc.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/spider_man.jpg)
Why did spiderman spontaneously combust?
It's a rare and unexplained phenomenon, but it happens.
Can my pony fly?
Oh.
Oh?
Ho ho HO ho ho ho.
Did I tell you to get off the dog?
I like turtles.
When will my life begin?
'From the time we are born, the time we're alive, we're waiting for our stories to start..'
Purpletatoes.
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 09, 2014, 05:52:38 PM
When will my life begin?
When you take it out of the jar you keep it in. ;D JK.
Tasty.
Is the moss choking your grass?
...Maybe...
Is Wonwill a grapefruit?
Oh, so THAT'S why he isn't here. . . I, um, found him.
And ate him.
With sugar.
Did he taste good?
NO!
NO?
Yes!
Did Charlie explode?
He bit my finger.
Where is my hairbrush?
No hair, no where. . .
Is my grumble amazing?
NO!
Everybody got a baby kangaroo....
DOOR!
Shall I hop?
Only on a giant a pink hippo!
DiD tHe DiRt FaLl?
Only if you ate the unitato. :P
What is a unitato?
Knock Knock!
Who's there!
*door slams in guy's face
THE DOOR!
Why is ASDF funny?
Because. . . pineapples.
Is there a reason?
Reasons are overrated.
Is this a relevant question?
If the geese fly.
Did you just shoot the door?
It was a 'quack'. ;D
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the lollipop?
3,587,291 licks. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, O Romeo?
I thought I told you to leave me alone when I'm taking a shower!
Do you have dandruff?
(Why are you on the forum whilst taking a shower?!?! :o :o ;D)
...No, it's just snowing... in my hair.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
In my LOL train.
When is the next stop?
The Borg Trans-warp hub.
The Borg Trans-warp hub?
Delete!
Where did I put my Nuclear Pie?
NUCLEAR! (Brownie points to whoever gets the reference!)
NUCLEAR?!
>:D
Is this evel? >:D
No
Is green a creative colour?
Food.
(_ _)
\ /
O O
_______
\_|_|_|_/
\_|_|_|/
Is this an abomination?
EVIL BUNNY OF DEATH.
EVIL BUNNY OF DEATH?
No.
Can I vouch for a can, or couch on a van?
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 10, 2014, 02:00:51 AM
NUCLEAR! (Brownie points to whoever gets the reference!)
NUCLEAR?!
...The word NUCLEAR is a reference? Nucular would most certainly be... (Einworb stniop ot reveohw steg eht ecnerefer!)
Neither.
Neither?
THAT'S NOT A DANG WORD!
Both.
@Rus: It's from the movie Get Smart. One of the characters (I believe it's George Bush, but I can't remember 'cause it's been awhile since I've seen it) says "Nucular", and Chief shouts, "NUCLEAR!". ;D
Would you like some Girl Scout cookies?
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 10, 2014, 04:30:25 AM
@Rus: It's from the movie Get Smart. One of the characters (I believe it's George Bush, but I can't remember 'cause it's been awhile since I've seen it) says "Nucular", and Chief shouts, "NUCLEAR!". ;D
I used to watch Get Smart!
Sure, a cookie is a cookie.
why am I excited about next week?
'cause a crocodile ate your toothbrush.
How did my pillow get disintegrated?
Because, llamas.
DDBs?
Cherry muffins of nothing!
?sdrawkcab gnitirw I ma yhW
We both know the answer to that.
Hey, have you heard of *Classified Information*?
Yep.
Why do geese fly in flocks?
'cause I live in a couch.
Why did the bar of soap slide down the hill?!
Shivers.
Bilgeberry pie?
Bootstrap twinkly!
Plumbsy puddin?
Skilly'n Duff
Napkins?
a bird, watch it fly.
The seven seas
I. . . gotta go. . .
Is there minerals in the toilet?
Because you lack poetry.
Why is there a piece of hair on my alarm clock?
Because you have not seen the poetic things I have written.
Does the stream run green?
No, the cheeseburger likes sheep.
What?
Why.
do flowers have ears?
Nope, just corn.
Does this make me look like a bat?
No, a bowling ball.
Can I get crazier?
Only if birds fly!
Wait, what?
why.
Is this a stupid question?
Potatoes!
Flying feet?
Turtles have nothing to do with my french fries, thanks!
Wargarble?
Sounds like food to me.
Does a troll make real stuff?
Hmm... I believe A is the correct answer?
Is A the correct answer?
No, it's B.
Do potatoes have eyes?
(http://puzzles-games.eu/data/media/3/Toy-Story-3-Mrs.Potato-and-Mr.Potato-Wallpaper.jpg)
Mr. Potato Head for president?
Garfield and Babe Ruth, so yes.
Harbingers of Doom?
Puul, me dogz are barkin' again.
Iz ze anzver tae ziz queztion nay?
it might be, but it probably won't be.
Am I me?
Only if potatoes land in my sock drawer tomorrow.
Will they?
They will if I can eat them.
So can I?
YOU MUST SAVE SOME FOR LATER, AUGUSTUS!
Will Augustus save some for later?
Cabbage, beans, bread, bacon, meatballs!
Dumdumdum?
VIS!!!!!!!!!
HAR??
Lampshade!
Math?
Fear the dark. . .
Does make that dumb?
Ketchup!
Blue bathwater?!
Oval shoes!
Seven cats?!?
Nah, eight cats.
Fifteen fish?
No, fourteen.
Jimmy has 17 apples, and Sally has a hernia. If the swingset is green, what is the surface area of purple.
Yellow because pancakes like tomatoes.
Yum?
Duck sauce.
How many ???? are ddddddiihb?
5,000!
$?
Buarr, no, zurr.
Would you like deeper'n'ever poi?
Only if it surpasses bhaaakkeeiufbkjsdho;lrnfkjablkdsbzdjukfmc
Who am I?
Moi mom, zurr.
Add one square to ensure that the green X is an equal number.
I'll open the door then.
Why can't I break into the X men universe?
Because it would eliminate your viscera, which could cause a number of health issues.
If stab, then slash?
No; the beetle said so.
Why am I sat far?
guguguhuhuhuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why?!?!?!?
Me. That's why.
Who owns......My keyboard?
Oh, this is a tricky one... um... I think YOU do!
Why is the rock made out of purple caterpillars?
Well duh! Cause Johnny fried his toe.
What just happened?
Do not question my genius!
Where'd everybody go?
Into a black hole, of course.
Is the watermelon flavored with paprika and vinegar?
Shssss! The frogs will heard you.
Why is this so funny......
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140208144730/sistersgrimm/images/5/57/Can't_cope.gif)
Because it isn't not not funny.
Why did the zebra decide to go on a road trip?
Cause Johnny set fire to the mosquito.
What on earth?!?!?!?!?
Don't ask!
Why?
Because revenge is me. (I got that onbe from your sig, actually.)
So, then. . . . . Hi?
Charlie just kicked the bucket!!!!!
Kiraaaka?
Kiraaka.
Do you know where Rachel's sig is originally from? (And no, I posted it on the forums, but it's not me originally.)
No, of course not!
So, what's up with all the elephant decorations for a first birthday party being PINK?!?!?!?!?! Pink for a nephew is unacceptable.
Uh...
The earth exploded?
The earth exploded because I am so tired.....(Dang job....)
Why is there a Twilight topic?
Because there are no fans.
Why did it?
Hey, hey, hey, you two! Don't dis Twilight.
Does it matter?
Why is the Num Lock light green, and not purple?
Because purple looks like a orangutan. Why does no one know the way to hfbshdsjshagfkhsdakhgfdskhgdasghdasvsihakafdshkgfsdhvfdshgdshbhfasdhfasd
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Well, it's because thatijoijbzxcvmn asidfvmaosivfn asdfpko, aerpfkpf argjbio awopr qwrlto. Thpoka arpkot asqr thpok aergipjip awpeokrpok abmpvm. Wefkokp fopakf qwerpo hoaue aopiqr qweoipk gapmv, argpokopk vmz;fw ap[gprwa gembopi zpodfk q[elwpr! Ekpfo rgqepr gopka pokvbf paokr pafok.
Are they it?
Yes.
Why is pink unacceptable for a nephew?
(Gonna answer this seriously, sorry)
Because colours have been gendered since the second world war. The colour pink was originally a colour that denoted manhood but after Hitler started using pink triangles to identify homosexuals, it became an effeminate and girly colour and since then people have actually cared about what colours are manly or feminine when they really shouldn't, they're just colours.
Did anyone else know that?
Nope 123321 divided by 789 is 4971398732413287.5411
Why was my brothers birthday party today fun for me?
Because you ate cake
Why did I have 2 dead birds on my patio (which is right under the window
Because they want you to think that!
Why is X Men Days of Futures Past taking so long to come out on DVD!?!
Because DVDs are obsolete. Betamax cassettes are the wave of the future!
All soft drinks are Coke™, right?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 20, 2014, 08:33:50 AM
(Gonna answer this seriously, sorry)
Because colours have been gendered since the second world war. The colour pink was originally a colour that denoted manhood but after Hitler started using pink triangles to identify homosexuals, it became an effeminate and girly colour and since then people have actually cared about what colours are manly or feminine when they really shouldn't, they're just colours.
Did anyone else know that?
Hey, I'd be fine with it. But his daddy wouldn't.....And he's not a guy you want to cheese off.
Why, of course! Not it!
Nose?
Why yes, its on the other side of your face.
Subject to editing?
Oh, aye.....EDIT No, why do you ask?
EDIT?
NU.
Who do bananas eat?
Cogs. That's who they eat.
What's a cog?
A certain breed of fish.
(http://www.gamekiller.net/signaturepics/sigpic481012_2.gif)
Smileys?
(Tiria, your meant to comment on the question above, before asking your on question)
Why am I myself?
Because you are.
Why is the goldfish green?
Because the waters orange.
Fun?
We are sorry, but you must dial a one or nine before you enter the rest of the number; please hang up and try again.
Is can be?
(http://media.tumblr.com/04638128e37645d2fb9409f0a061c71b/tumblr_inline_mqh78j59l31qz4rgp.gif)
Supernatural?
That I am. ;D
Say, how not vinyl glob?
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQscY-hvX9-BT6Luku2M5BbJwk5uVkg1rVoU99k_PjhiUZJ_faZ)
Cheese?
*Shrugs*
Supernatural GIFs?
(http://media4.onsugar.com/files/2014/03/13/880/n/1922398/440e1acd54b54e5f_tumblr_n0rqll0GHi1qlyfm1o3_500.gif.xxxlarge/i/Conclusion.gif)
(http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11500000/Supernatural-Gifs-jared-padalecki-11552272-300-169.gif)? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Why do we even...?
Because we're idiots.
We're because idiots?
Idiots because we are.
Why is why called why?
(http://offcolortv.com/offcolortv/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dean-shrug.gif)
Fish?
Eat?
That's invalid.
How may I abuse you?
:P
Duck?
Duck?
(please note that is both my question and answer)
We're sorry, your search for 'Duck' did not come up with any matches. Make sure you haven't misspelled anything, or use more general keywords.
Resetting to last known valid inquiry.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 06, 2014, 06:03:14 PM
How may I abuse you?
Calculating comical answer...
Answer formulated.
"43%, please, with a side of baked ketchup. Ha Ha Ha."
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4g9ctxKu1rziwwco1_250.gif)
Total War?
How dare you wake me up.
If the elephant flies 0.1 meters per second, how much is the flour?
I know why that is.
Do we like to skate on discussions?
No, we enjoy drowning in toilets.
If the sky is blue, is the coyote the One Ring?
*shrugs*
Shogun 2 total war?
YES! Wait, no. Well, maybe...
What is UP with this?
Totally radical, dude.
Does the plate give away chalk?
No, it takes away paint.
Can the world become two-dimensional?
(http://media.tumblr.com/53f16d60dae06d20d3a69c736afff1fb/tumblr_inline_n81zc5nRfh1r2w8gp.gif)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4grpeiSsc1rpqmb6.gif)
*Stares in confusion then begins to run away.*
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7i40hznd1r1jxrw.gif)
(http://www.punchingthewallsofreality.com/images/hulk-punch-thor.gif)
Because I can.
How does he do it?
Because he's Batman!
(http://media.giphy.com/media/m8p8Cm7oi470A/giphy.gif)
Interesting...
Why do my Dragon Cave hatchlings refuse to gender? (No, seriously, why? They have approximately two days left each, and I'm getting worried!)
(https://i.imgflip.com/b322c.jpg)
How does one "gender"?
By taking two aspirin and coming back tomorrow.
Is thunder?
No.
Where do fish?
Clear liquid, otherwise known as 'hydrochloric acid'
How does the geosynchronous orbit do the spinny bit?
Name: The Skarzs.
Rank: Troll Lord.
Serial No. 1
And that's all you'll ever get out of me!
What did Lewis and Clark make from their potatoes?
Banana splits!!!
Why did Charlie fall off a cliff?
Why cliff?
For the lols. For the lols.
What for lol is glib?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 12, 2014, 09:57:47 PM
Interesting...
Why do my Dragon Cave hatchlings refuse to gender? (No, seriously, why? They have approximately two days left each, and I'm getting worried!)
(The only gender when they begin to mature)
(http://fastpicz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Bz150ZPb.gif)
Swing?
Golf?
Quote from: rachel25 on August 13, 2014, 05:12:18 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 12, 2014, 09:57:47 PM
Interesting...
Why do my Dragon Cave hatchlings refuse to gender? (No, seriously, why? They have approximately two days left each, and I'm getting worried!)
(The only gender when they begin to mature)
(I know, but they hadn't at the time I posted that. But I checked today, and they finally began to mature! *Is relieved*)
Goldfish.
Is Ungatt Trunn actually a maniacal wolverine from an alternate future timeline?
if 2 plus 2 equals 12 then definetly!
wwhy is food called food?
Because Newton was a newt.
Why is sandstone not beige?
Because beige are pants.
Why are pants pants?
Because: (for those of you who have seen Veggie-Tales.) Pants, pants, pants!
Why do I play this game?
Game?
Game?
No it's rocket science.
Why did I not use "It's brain surgery?"
Because it's rocket science, silly!
Why is Nana a skunk?
Because the tree.
Is tree flop?
Apple juice!
Mama?
NO WAY JOSE!
Why is the green sky?
Because sea dead.
Why lights in water ice cream?
Because the platypus said so.
Where have Faiyloe's OITBs gone?
*Burp*
Mehehheh?
Chocolate.
Panthers?
Because squirrels eat dog food.
"Oh Captain! My Captain!"?
Hiag.
Why Hiag?
Because rabbits!
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb4f9do3Ws1rziwwco1_400.gif)
WEASELS RULE!
(I can't actually see that pic; I just felt like copying Head here.)
Is head earn bubbles?
No. Just a small brouhaha.
See ya later, alligator?
Mustelids are better than you.
What makes ferrets omnipotent???
Nothing. Q is omnipotent. Ferrets are cute.
Why is the magic that Kirindave?
Hatfilms.
Quote from: Izeroth on August 16, 2014, 03:19:16 AM
What makes ferrets omnipotent???
Their awesome chuckle, gnyuk, gnyuk.
Can blarg no jiggle?
Aak aak eek eek!
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF PORK?!??!?
PORK/42!!!!!
WHAT IS?
/give Honeydew 46 64
/give Honeydew 46 64?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe?
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 16, 2014, 04:20:44 PM
/give Honeydew 46 64
/give Honeydew 46 64?
TNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melon
Melon?
700% costs £2.80
RAIGs?
Whatevs.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE AND DEATH?
42
If a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, did it make a sound?
Of course not! It merely made a huge crater where it fell.
Does the lampshade smell like glue?
No, but the lampshade can smell glue!
What is the square root of: Pi x 3471.9275451306?
One thousand, three million and forty-seven, of course. Even my three-month-old cousin knew that!
Why do apes bear such a striking resemblance to hippos?
Gray, grey, GRAY, GREY, GRAY!!!!
Spam: filled with delicious nutrients and vitamins! Or is it?!
No, The vitamins live in caves.
What does hjlalaalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalekjouOEAWUI mean?
Pink, green, and red!
Can cheese eat my meatballs?
No but it can eat you!
Can my dog be turned inside out and then become a famous opera singer?
Only if you believe you can!
Am I Iron Man?
(I've decided to quote Cleverbot for my answers now. So, I typed in your question, and...)
I'm putting on pounds.
Why is Cleverbot putting on pounds?
"Luke, I am your father!"
Is there such a thing as a ketchup tree?
Yeth.
Did the explosion kill you?
Apparently I'm a pie.
Is Google a guy?
No, its dog.
How is it possible?
Because ice cream.
Baby turtle?
Died recently.
Why am saying a=rughapsfjbapklsfvbaposjfvhoajk sbpuafhv pjasidhcv pjiasf bvuipasdbv uopiasd bhvjsfb??
Really? What are you going to sing?
Plonk?
It's turquoise.
What is 37234516316512.51564546455123 x 5465456456.5465654564?
First we have to find x!
Who let the dog out?
The person on the airplane to Brazil, wearing a green and pink spotted jacket and the blue wig.
Goldfish fly?
My buns are burning.
What is the square root of Friday?
*awesome guitar solo*
Winter Soldier?
Birthday cake.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic?
Bronies.
Bronies?
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLLEEEEE!!!! *rage quits*
Do we have candy canes?
Under the bed, go through the trapdoor, down the tunnel, turn right at the next exit, jump off the really big cliff, break all your bones, fall off the next cliff, be picked up by a giant bird, taken to its nest, and you've reached your destination!
Awesome ducks?
Nope. Cotton candy with an extra scoop of cheese.
All that glitters isn't gold, correct?
WRONG!
Open your mouth wide?
Nah. Close it.
A flying cockroach?
Nom.
NOM.
Is good?
2 = AR squared.
A?
*Squawks*
Death-filled soda bottles?
Fish.
Duck?
Lion.
Red grass?
Blue sword.
Orange body?
Dead duck.
Deack dud?
Only on Tuesdays.
What does this line of code mean?
665555555089865555bhcxfrgv vgf6ygtfrdeedsf56y76uqq3e4r5ty
Come again?
NEVER!
French fries soaked in gasoline?
FIRE BAKED POP TARTS!!!!!!!!!!
Cannibal twigs?
Blue.
OYFHoiasbibasfjbasfbiywegrqjwbefi77346346464164skfhgaergbw??
gfgghghty6t7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 5gtfhvgyhhhh76ty76htygfqwscffvgtg^TY%&TYfrgt6gyhb
Open book?
You are, hmm...
Am blue-blah?
No, A B C D E F G!!!!!!!
Pie?
Yes, egg rolls are full of tasty goodness.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
because the situation demanded it.
What's better than Alaska?
Green eggs and spam!
HEY KIDS, what time is it!?
It's time for daddy to get the coffin!
Vampire family has a family over for dinner what happens?
Stakes for supper.
Water water water?
3H2O? That's a pretty small amount to drink!
Why is this phrase true?
"5 apples plus 2 oranges equals 24 pancakes on the roof because aliens wear hats."
BONK!
BONK?
Kachunk!
Do piranhas like grapefruit?
Absolutely .
Does Harry Osborn like baked tomato?
That depends on the volume of his brain matter.
How many dwarves does can fit in a watermelon??
To infinity, and beyond! (As long as the watermelon is seedless, of course.)
Does the wildebeest like popcorn?
Well, fried okra is a health food.
Toasters vs. microwaves in a fight, who wins?
Does anyone know how many burnt CD Roms make a supernova? It's rather puzzling. I also wondered if anyone had seen a overcomplicated pig in their back garden? If you do, then please send him back to me in my e-mail.
Cherry soup.
DON'T STOP! BEILEVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (((( :P)))))
Ahhhhhhhhhh... that made no sense at all...
THANKS! :D
As a response to your question, yes. Cherry soup as well (for some reason)
I already stopped believing in myself when I lost Harry the over-complicated pig. Sad face.
LAST SECOND EDIT: Whoah somebody really e-mailed me about my pig! Holy Cow!
Mother Mellus! Am I right, or am I right?
Magic markers?
Markers magic?
Would you like some plate with that food?
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Cherry soup.
Woah, just earlier I was thinking about cherry soup!!!!!
What's cherry soup anyway?!
No, I would not like a food with my plate. I am happy to eat a plate.
Yes. Cherry soup (again for some reason) but a donkey would be nice.
I wonder if my fireplace has burped out a TV. Hmmm
For $500, you're absolutely correct; Ireland is indeed the capital of South Nebraska.
Shall the evil banana reign?
NIL!!!!!
Thy evil banana nana SHALT NOT REIGN!!!
For more than 2 weeks, that is. Huff.
Besides, happiness always leads to Britain, doesn't it?
YAY OR NAY?!!!
How about YAN!
Why are there cats eating my favourite spices under the table at dawn, in mid summer after a night out drinking milk!?!?!
Because Crusha contains alcohol and spice. Yum.
How many prisoners are needed to keep harrytheovercomplicatedpig at bay?
2 times squared equals...........(http://media4.onsugar.com/files/2014/03/13/880/n/1922398/440e1acd54b54e5f_tumblr_n0rqll0GHi1qlyfm1o3_500.gif.xxxlarge/i/Dean-Winchester-Supernatural-GIFs.gif)
What do you get when you combine two hunters, one angel, a whole lot of sass, good acting, and pie?
Supernatural?
oajhgiusrdbfoiasnfoigandoiv\boiabidbazfiugrsb?
Yes.
Is a game popular?
No, a game is not popular but b game and c game both are.
How many walls can a wall chuck wall?
*cheers* My first game that's made it into the popular games section!
7
Dragons?
No. Nu-uh. Nil. Finito. Nein. Nó
Happy birthday bean?
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What do you get when you combine two hunters, one angel, a whole lot of sass, good acting, and pie?
You end up with two hunters, one angel, a whole lot of sass, good acting, pie, and a reply to an old post.
What do you get when you combine two hunters, one angel, a whole lot of sass, good acting, pie, and a reply to an old post?
I'm not enrolled into English class, I just have a lot of work to do and too few time to do it (especially since I'm wasting it with you).
That was the answer Cleverbot gave me, lol.
Cleverbot?
Whether or not it is clever or not, string and some yarn make a very good knot!
Je souhaite que je pourrais apprendre à parler français.... mais l'abat-jour qui m'empêche de le faire!
"Apprendre quoi?" ~ Cleverbot
Apprendre quoi?
Mariposa.
Porque banana mariposa?
Butterflies 'n' bananas.
El nino esta comiendo el huevo?
Butter?
Animal fat?
MOO.
Is that a TV show?
Don't feed them.
When was this moved to Popular Forum Games?
It was like, radical, man.
Woe or whimsy?
Fish.
BOOM?
Yes. Boom.
Why did the ghost cross the road?
Because there was no other choice
What is better? Carbonated chickens or cows? Explain your answer
I asked you first.
Why was the Supernatural season 9 gag reel not called the Gadreel?
Because moo!
Blim-balktorah?
Yes you are.
Bleeka blorp?
Because I feel like it.
Why are people so person-like?
Not to me, just in general.
(Tiria!!! :D)
Do dolphins live in bathtubs?
Its depends if their Spanish or not.
How do you get a gif as your avatar?
Save a gif image and upload it as your avatar
floible
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Do dolphins live in bathtubs?
I'm sure he doesn't live in one, but I'm pretty sure Haru would spend as long as possible in the bath ;D
What is Flobadob?
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Do dolphins live in bathtubs?
I'm sure he doesn't live in one, but I'm pretty sure Haru would spend as long as possible in the bath ;D
*Claps* Someone got it! :D (No, he doesn't live in the bathtub, but yes, he sits in it for a loooooooooong time. He also wears his swim trunks everywhere. :P)
What does a good penguin impression look like?
Nagisa Hazuki
Asdfghjklzxcvbnm?
No, you misspelled ourselves as ourselfs.
Why are orcas afraid of the ocean?
Because their dolphin buddies almost drowned :(
Why do sharks have sharp teeth?
Because they are good ickle sharkies and they brush their fins every day.
Why do bookcases not fly?!?!?!
Because it's the square root of infinity.
Are blueberry pop tarts?
Yes, but not if they're garnished with salt.
Are flies also cars?
No, but cars are flies!
Are flim-flams the infinitive of Laboro?
No. Of course they aren't. But flip-flops are.
Why does chocolate chip pianos taste horrible ?
Because they hammer your taste buds.
Why is that a terrible joke?
Because I laughed like a piano.
Why do emojis stimulate bungee-jumping?
Because goats can't wear high heals any longer than X devided by 7. How long will it take me to blow up a curly toatstool?
7 years.
Is the world triangle?
No.
(Semi-serious.) Can you make a mattress out of cotton?
I really don't know, but I know that pillows don't make good parachutes!
...but do couches?
Spontaneously combust.
Tables...
of course
Do bricks float?
Invalid. Error. Cannot compute. Error, error, errroorrrrrtrrrrtzzzz *pop*
Show me?
Sorry, I can only answer yes, or no.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meh.
Are you just the figment of one's imagination?
Maybe you are just a figment of my imagination. How can you tell?
Why is a moose trying to tell me he's from the FBI?
Because their is spelled there, not they're.
Why am I so....?!
Because they are called FROG and TOAD, our friends!
Will you make experience an issue of this campaign?
No, because I feel that it's not conducive to my new hairbrush.
Why are you doing that to my foot?
Why do you keep asking me that?!
What is a fish's natural habitat?
Inside a rotten log.
POLICEMAN!!!
No, you're as blind as an owl!
...?
What are you up to?
Do sea otters have red fur?
Momotarou and Seijuro do!
Arsughaesghekulij?
Yes, yes, I am.
How often do butterflies swim?
They never do, but swim do butterflies!
(See above, change ! to a ?.)
Nay, fly do butter.
Do pancakes LARP?
Potatoes shall rule the kingdom.
When shall the potatoes rule the kingdom?
When the kingdom, potatoes rule.
Roaogbdgbasoborgausifj nj??
Nah, I'd rather hug a bunny.
Bunny hugger?
HUGGER BUNNY!!!!!!!!
???
I know! I know!
Why do ducks go?
Quack.....
Bunny bikes?
The light hurts my eyes...
Glom?
Tome.
Do Bagginses taste like fishes?
Eggses.....
Deadly grass?!
Eat you!!!!!
Eat you??!!
Nah, I don't taste good.
BUNNYS!?!?!?!?
BUNNIES ARE NOT FUNNIES!!!
Why?
Because fish live in my salad.
What does the fox say?
Whatever I want him to.
Should I can the rat, or pickle him?
Fry him and eat right away. I hear it tastes better when you do that.
What's the best way to cook a salad?
Sit on each leaf one by one and squash it into jelly.
Does a troll say yes? ;D
Yes you do.
Why can't I have an automail arm and leg?
Because you would lose it all with the new tax.
Why can't maple oak?
Because spruce is pine.
Why do goldfish taste like fake cheese and salt?
b/c they live in fresh water! ...wait fresh salt water
Why does the cute girl like the other guy on my soccer team?
Cuz uR 2 uGLy, guh huh huh!
Why would you ask a question like that? ::) ;D
Because equivalent exchange, that's why.
Equivalent exchange?
not any more, b/c the sun isn't in the middle of the sky.
Why is it cold out side?
Because God turned his air conditioning on.
If woodchucks could chuck wood, how long would it be before they hurt someone?
As long as the bored hoarded board.
How many boards could a bored horde hoard if a bored horde could hoard boards?
That bored horde could hoard as many boards as a bored horde could if a bored horde could hoard boards
fbjsgbdhfbdjfkmdxnzskjgdnbf nf jsdm?
Because if a Nunchuck could chuck none how many Nuns could a Nunchuck chuck?
Pi times twenty!
What is the square root of boredom??
Enjoyment!
What is the IQ of my dog?
3,000,000,000,000 times the IQ of an amoeba.
How many chinchillas will survive the zombie apocalypse?
None, you know why?
Chinchillas are too irrelevant.
Mangoes?
to the moon.
Why?
DEATH TO BANANAS!
Why does math want to kill me?
Because... *Looks around nervously* *Leans in close* *Whispers* Math is secretly trying to take over the world, one student at a time.
Why is the rum?
There's a grumbly in my tumbely time for something sweet!
Why am I obsessed with Winnie the Pooh?
Because the wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers are wonderful things!
Why are tiggers wonderful things?
BECAUSE...The super-dooper aleyooper bounce! The more try the more you fly and that's what really counts!
Why could Christopher Robin's room be the room of any small boy?
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Because... *Looks around nervously* *Leans in close* *Whispers* Math is secretly trying to take over the world, one student at a time.
Why is the rum?
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmbxli3xJO1qaelzwo1_500.gif)
Alcoholics. That's why the rums gone. ;D
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BECAUSE...The super-dooper aleyooper bounce! The more try the more you fly and that's what really counts!
Why could Christopher Robin's room be the room of any small boy?
Because he's a small boy.
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
It is where it is, we can logically conclude.
Why is my cerebral cortex so illogical?
Because its a Magical Place. (brownie points to people who get that reference)
I want?
No.
Where dog is cat fish trough?
Over the hill
What happened to my explosives?
They eated NO's universe. Das where dey is.
Why does my library only have uninteresting manga?
Because I don't know what Manga means!
Why doesn't my laptop eat gravy?
Because it has high blood pressure.
Why can't I leave this board?
Because of super-glue!
Why is artghhago translated cold?
How should I Know
Why dont's mi speltcheek woorc?
'Cuz it doesn't have a dictionary.
Why don't I have webbed hands?
Because the experiment went wrong
Why is it I can't think of something to ask?
Because my mind control techniques are working. (Oh, wait, you weren't supposed to know that. *Waves hands around* Forget I said anything about mind control.)
Did you forget everything I said about mind control?
What you have mind control!!!!!!!
Does it work on rats?
Absolutely. How else would the test have shown positive?
Does these shoes make me look fat?
Yes, they make your shadow look larger therefore make you look fat!
Am I sad because of dead moles who participated whack-a-mole?
Ya I'm pretty sure your sad :P
Is the sky falling?
NO, YOU STUPID CHICKEN! THE SKY IS NOT FALLING! WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT?!?!?
What does the fax say?
R E N O That spells Reno.
Why did that Enderman take my stuff?
Because you killed his cousin, his son, his mother, his father, his sister, his Uncle, His aunt, his grandpa, his grandma, his third cousin twice removed, his best friend, his wife, his daughter, And you killed them all just for ender pearls.
What... have I done?
Everything.
Why am I a Klingon?
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!
What's the hypotenuse of the square root?
A really old tree.
What happened to penny candy?
(We have that book!)
It was all eaten by a three-year old who was named Penny.
Why could I not come up with a funnier answer than that?
They're out of stock.
Is oxygen is an oxytrope of OxiClean™?
NEVER!!!!
Nev er?
Err?
Sup?
Nutin.
You?
Not much.
How's life?
Eh.
How's the sandy paw?
Sanding.
how's the alternate minds?
Alternative.
How is eating your feet going?
Great.
How's the finger of doom?
Doomed.
How's the War up there?
It is like the clouds in the sky: unicorns and dragons.
Why are the clouds shaped like unicorns and dragons?
because they like to eat each other.
:) <-- Why is he staring at meh?
Because he's a psycho.
Why are you staring at me?
Because; "I am staring at ze man!"
Why am I quoting Thou Shalt Laugh?
Because you can't laigh.
Why do I repeat why do I repeat myself?
Because you can't not repeat yourself twenty times over a hundred.
Huh?
Wuh?
Eh?
Hmm?
Is that right?
Yeah?
NEVER!!!!
NEVER??!!!!!
Can we please be calm?
NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Yup!!!
Nope?
NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Of corse!
Always?
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
What's for dinner?
NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
True...
Is that the truth?
The dude fro jeopardy said no.
Aaaah do you know how to fly AND land this thing?
NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Schmmmmf.
Squiggles and giggles?
Lego.
Zippy?
Clouds.
Clouds?
But of course.
You going to eat that?
Sometime next evening.
How big is the Pope's hat?
NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Never.
Do I have something in my teeth ;D
Nothing but evilness.
Am I awesome?
*Snigger* But of course
How about me?
Nah. JK. ;D
Who did what?!
NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Meh?
NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
And....
And?
NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Why.
Waaay?
NOPE. NOPE.
YES? YES?
Never say never, except for if you say never say never, in which case you may say never.
What's that funny squeaky sound? (Brownie points to whoever gets the reference!)
Yup.
Yes?
Kitty cat!
LLLLLIONS???
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NEVER??!!!
LLLLIONS.
Kitty cats?
Huh.
hmm?
Of course NOT.
Pardon?
You don't get to excuse yourself for that kind of action, young man! >:( (:P)
Moooooommyyyyy? Can I have a cooooookiiiiieeee?
Let me think about it... NO!
How about this one, it only been used twice. it's a 1982, cherry red lollipop.
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NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
So...
So?
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NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
.......
.......?
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NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Um maybe, ask you mother.
HEY?
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NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Quote yourself again and it'll make you feel better.
When can I have my crocodile shoes?
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NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Why is cabbage the meaning of the universe?
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NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Always!
Always?
Perhaps "okay" will be our "always".
Okay, Hazel Grace?
NO
WHY?
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NEVER!!!
NEVER??!!!
Yes.
Do you have any idea what I have been doing?
Nope
Can I have my very own air pump action metal barrel traction something something fantaction Red Rider BB gun?
No.
Can you get an inverted thing if whatever you just said?
You'll shoot your eye out.
Am I getting a year's subscription to the jam of the month club for Christmas?
No, don't be silly.
Can tigers get new stripes when those get worn out?
Actually, tigers wear a fur coat, so when their stripes wear out they just get a new coat from the store.
Why is the angel on top of my Christmas tree crooked?
It's not crooked it's just seems crooked that angel s perfectly straight.
Will I get everything I want for Christmas or will I only get coal?
You'll get reindeer droppings on your head.
Why is there a leaf on my carpet?
Because you put it there.
Why aren't there any leaves on my carpet?
(Actually, it's 'cause it's a dead leaf that fell off a houseplant. :P)
Because they don't like the colour.
Where did all the socks go?
Into a wormhole that leads to the Gamma Quadrent, where they were held captive by a race known as the Dominion. They're soldiers, the Jem'Hadar, held you socks captive for further questioning.
Do I watch to much Star Trek?
Yes Star Trek is horrible.
Why do I dislike Star Trek so much?
Because your being controlled by Ceti Eels. You think you dislike Star Trek, but that's just because your under Khans control.
Why are GIFs awesome?
Because everyone loves how they slow down the internet.
Christmas?
The revenge of the moderators!
Are you a chipmunk?
...How did you know?
Have you ever eaten an ostrich in one bite?
But of course Not
Have you ever seen a Ant fly?
Yes, but I quickly smashed it. (That's actually 100% truth. We have large, disgusting flying ants at my house. No idea what kind of want they are, but they're gross.)
Why is Katniss shooting Van Gogh's painting of the TARDIS?
Because Katniss is dumb, and the Doctor is overrated...
Why do I dislike both shows and the book that much?
Because The Hunger Games are kinda meh and you just don't understand how awesome Doctor Who is.
Why do I have a poster of Katniss when I don't really like her?
Because you do not understand that the Doctor is overrated...
Why is Rain wrong?
Because she is right.
Do all infinities have other infinities?
Only if those infinities are smaller infinities.
Why is my arm green?
OOOH NOES I'M STARVING!!!
Faceoff faceoff faceoff faceoff?
There is fear in my eyes.
Is it bad if you have a numb finger after accidentally dropping an anvil on it?
Nah. Not being able to feel your finger just means you don't actually have a finger.
What if the world of Leviathan was REAL?
Then the bu let would be full.
What if the text moved to the left I stead of the right?
Our world would never be the same. *Logs off of computer and goes to rethink life for twenty years*
Why is my Christmas tree angel still crooked?
THAT ANGEL IS PERFECTLY STRAIGHT, IT'S YOUR EYES THAT ARE CROOKED!!!!
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pretty please, please, please, please, please with a cherry and a little sugar on top?
No.
Yes?
Ask your father.
Father?
If I am in a city with 1,103 people per square mile, why haven't I seen a single one of them today?
Ask your mother.
Mother?
*Slap*
How come my city holds two records for size, and yet is still dwarfed by most big cities?
Because your city is secretly part of a conspiracy and they're doing tests that make people think it's bigger than it actually is.
Why do I come up with such lame conspiracy theories?
Because the Government are controlling your every move.
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?
Because reasons.
What reasons?
Hundreds.
I wonder?
No. Do not wonder. Do not think freely. You will only do yourself harm. Follow these simple instructions on how to live your life and you will survive. *Hands Sandy-chan an extremely thick instruction manual*
*Walks into your house* Hey, what's your WiFi password?
BOOM!
What is the loneliest number?
0. It literally has no one.
Did you see what I did there?
Yes, but it isn't true if it is 0 then there is no one to be lonely.
Do you agree?
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh... I suppose. Although I still like my play on words. ;D
Am I awesome or what?
What.
Your mom?
DON'T YOU DARE BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!
Why am I not asleep?
Because you're awake.
What makes flies fly into spider webs?
The little known fact that spiderwebs exert a tremendous amount of gravitational force upon flies and flies only. This is why flies fly around so much before getting caught; they aren't searching for food or anything logical like that, but rather are attempting to escape their orbit of the spiderweb.
Why has no one invented chocolate flavored toothpaste?
Because flying saucers.
Why am I not a badger?
Because you're a otter.
Where is Gulo the Savage?! :o
Somewhere decaying in a ditch.
Why did the cat put an 'M' into the freezer?
Because he could, don't judge him!
Why hasn't someone created a Redwall movie yet?
They thought Martin was a wimp, so they decided Rose wouldn't die, and them the fans got mad and drove them out of town on a rail. Poor guys.
Sincerely me?
Absolutely uncertain.
What's up with down?
Dunno, go sideways.
WHY AM I TYPING LIEK DIS?
Because auto correct is off.
Why did Plugg Firetail die so fast in triss?
Because Brian Jacques didn't want him to live any longer.
Why does my cat keep knocking stuff off my desk?
Because he's hurt and needs your attention. ME-OW!
Why did Prince Vladd have no skills at all?
He was sent from the government and was there to help!
Does GEICO save any money?
Of corse. You know how much it would cost to use REAL geckos in their commercials?
Is whipped cream the greatest substance on earth?
No, whipped mayonaisse is
(your supposed to ask a question.)
Why did neither Sage nor Sor ask a question?
They weren't paying attention. -Haha
Why is my dog licking my eye?
That sounds painful.
Is there really no such thing as a stupid question?
Ask yourself that, silly goose!! Haha lol
;D ;D
What is 11 + 10 ? If you don't understand why this is a stupid question. It's totally fine :)
1110
Which can fly further, a penguin or an ostrich?
A penguin! An Ostrich would end up in stritches!
Why did I make one of the worst jokes known to man?
Because you could.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 21, 2015, 09:04:01 PM
(your supposed to ask a question.)
Becauuuseeeee reeeeeasssssoooonnns.
What do I like to sleep?
Because you could.
Quote from: Mhera on January 22, 2015, 11:57:55 PM
Why did neither Sage nor Sor ask a question?
Becauuuseeeee reeeeeasssssoooonnns.
What do I like to sleep?
[/quote]
Mkay...
Because you aren't actually sleeping you a merely in a vision like state where you think you are sleeping. what's really happening is aliens are using your helpless body to take over the world!
Why is my reflection in the spoon upside down?
You've got it wrong. The reflection is right side up and the world is upside down.
Why is grass purple?
Because "Bubuduba-bubuda Boom!"
Do you have scrambled eggs all over your face?
No. I only put scrambled eggs on my face for special occasions.
When I run out of milk to pour on my cereal, what would be a better substitute: Diet Coke or orange juice?
Neither, try nitro glicern. Why is the purple?
Because purple is why.
What will happen if the puppet Pinocchio said my nose will grow?
It won't!
How do I get a 100 on an exam?
Study.
Where does the wind blow?
In Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Is fast food healthy?
I don't know. I guess that depends on how fast it is.
Why can't homework go extinct?
Because I am underrated.
Because you forgot your question.
Why do New Yorkers talk like that?
Because they're new.
What is the square root of x?
It doesn't have any roots... it's a square :P!
How could my freezer overheat?
Because the freezer went on strike.
What is the secret to the universe?
That there is no secret to the universe.
What's with JT's wanna-beard?
Y'know, for a guy with "Timber" in his name you would expect a more lumberjackish look.
Why is English grammar so complicated?
Because Chinese isn't.
Why do I get Ninja'd all the time?
Gump Gump Flibby Flop.
Gump Gump Flibby Flop?
Its a secret code, a pass word, no a riddle and we must figure it out. The first Glump must be referring to the glumping principle where you remove the second letter in a five letter word making it equal Gump. This means the second glump is nothing more then a trick word made to confuse us so we can just scratch it out.
Gump=L Glump Flibby Flop
Now if we take the Flibby and subtract it from three we get Fli which is the alien word for Forests. Flop is the word for doing lazy things such as watching TV so that gives us this.
Gump=L Glump Fli=Forests(bby) Flop=TV Watching
Now if we take the L and the bby and we turn the bb over we get Lppy which in the Aztec langue means Now. SO if we take the whole thing and put it on each side of the question we get.
Gump, Forest, TV Watching, Now=Glump
So if we add the number 6.0003452133333333- too the word Now which is at the end of the first equation we get On and Now mixed together which when separated makes the problem read.
Watching Forest Gump Now On TV= Glump
So the answer to Glump is what I was doing not five minutes ago congratulations Mask your a fortune teller.
Did I or didn't I just order bacon cheese burgers?
Oh my stars. That was incredible. And I don't even really understand what just happened.
Whether or not you ordered a bacon cheeseburger is a different matter than whether or not you got one, and whether or not you ate one.
Why do Sierra and I have the most votes in the Machine?
Because you love eachother and long to be held in each others arms.
Are the tie racks helium?
I'd never really considered that before. If they are, the philosophical implications would be intriguing.
What is infinity times infinity?
infinity2
Why is summer hot?
Because of shirtless guys. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If Turkey and Russia can lie on two continents, why can't I take up two seats on the bus?
Because of global warming.
If Bob has two apples, what is the square root of eighty-three?
An orange.
Why is the atmosphere made of dirt?
The dinosaurs ate it.
Why was it hit with a rock?
Because of aliens.
Why do clouds disappear?
Michael Jackson.
Why are monkeys chimpanzees?
Because they are strange.
Why am I up at 11:00 PM?
You've been a very, very bad girl today.
Is hockey the fastest sport on cleats?
No; golf is.
Does B.C. stand for "before computers"?
No, before chocolate.
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 13, 2015, 03:14:30 AM
You've been a very, very bad girl today.
That sounded just a
tad bit creepy.
Is the above quote creepy?
Verily
Art thou a knave?
A knave?! Thou hast taken me to be a simple knave? Dost thou understand what thou art speaking of? Methinks not!
Why does everything sound better in Old English?
Its round, the Symbol would make more sense like this
O
24.
Do coins make sense?
Yes, but only if they're pennies (get it?)
Cats or oranges?
Peacocks.
What even is a cheeto?
No its who isn't a cheeto.
How come the sky fell a I didn't notice?
Purple, because of purple.
What is purple?
Pink.
What is a van?
A van is a revolutionary way travel.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BOB!?
He wants to be called "Robert" but none of his friends like that name.
Tank or Humvee?
I actually prefer T-shirts.
If elves have eyes similar to those of a cat, meaning that they can see in the dark, does that mean that elf eyes reflect light, seemingly glowing in the dark?
It means that an elf would never ever lose a staring competition.
Can you even?
I would tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
"Wanna know my secret identity?"
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof-a!
PS3 controller connection cord?
Sorry, in use.
WHAT?!?!
IKR?!?!
Is there such a thing as a stupid question?
Nope.
Why can worms fly?
Only if a bird eats them.
Are bushes actually bushy?
That depends. Is this bush a triangular dodecahedron?
If you light a man on fire, will he be warm for the rest of his life?
Only if the burns leave awesome scars that make him look cool.
Can we fix it?
Yes we can! (But only on Saturdays)
What is the meaning of meaning?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 17, 2015, 04:28:35 PMHow come the sky fell a I didn't notice?
Is that a reference to this?(http://www.kanube.com/pluggfiretail/60526913.jpg)
The meaning of not meaning.
To understand, or to be a fish?
Lizard.
On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your pain?
Darth Vader.
Red green Loch Ness Monster?
Is Celebrating Christmas.
Does Lazy Jane get to drink the rain?
No to the feathered nerf gun!!!
What about the spastic keyboard monkey?
Well, it lived it the little screen thing.
Do bears have brains or do they just like, live on fishes?
If a bear can bear to drink beer, brains this bear does bear.
Can a box box?
Not if it can box boxes at a box boxing box arena.
Do we really have ears, or do we just think sounds?
It's the same with the eyes, you know.
Who?
What?
Huh?
Ah!
Have you watched the "Dark Lord funk you up" video yet?
My revived thread sensors have detected something!
Why is purple indigo and indigo blue and blue green and green yellow and yellow orange and orange red for 3 seconds in the spacetime continuum?
Because ochre is evil.
What is the square root of North America?
Jar Jar Binks because the quadratic formula states so.
If your mom is your mom, who's yo daddy?
Your uncle's twice removed mother in law's cousin.
What happens if you give the Trix rabbit some Triz?
He finds the y axis.
Who was the guy with the face and the personality?
The zebra with purple hooves' zookeeper
If verbs conjugate, what do parabolas do?
How am I supposed to know! I didn't study my Algebra (or was it Geometry? (hee,hee))
Does your pet wookie make the house smell weird?
Of course not.
Does 1 + 1 = 5838?
It does If your an optimist.
How long will it take a fly flying at three miles an hour without stopping to reach the moon if the galactic pressure is at CM3+KmY and the earths orbital speed is 679 MPH?
1 minute.
If Castle Floret was green would Urgan Nagru have wanted it?
Everyone knows that Urgan Nagru like to reverse everything including his name. So if Castle Floret was green it would become neerg and neerg looks a lot like near + G. And if he turned G around he would get something that looked like a backwards G. So he would then have Near + Backwards G. Which doesn't make any sense so no he wouldn't have wanted Castle Floret Backwards G plus Near.
What happens if I ask a good question instead of a stupid question?
You wont know until you do it.
If Redwall was blue would it be called Bluewall?
No it wouldn't it would be ceruleanwall or aquawall.
Why am I even asking this?
Because you want a stupid answer.
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, how much wood would it chuck?
A wood chuck chucking wood's worth, that's how much.
Hello Kitty or green?
I believe the answer is that we should force Hello kitty to work in a green field.
If you were standing on the edge of a plank being pushed into a shark infested ocean by pirates armed with large plastic pistols what would be the best way to calculate Pi?
It depends on how much cheese you ate...
What would my cat do if I kicked her in the face?
She would pull out her sword and say. "Hello, my name is Kitty McKit, you kicked my face. Prepare to die."
How on earth do I do that?
You don't.
Are camels creepy?
The ITSY BITSY SPIDER climbed up the water spout!
Why did I ever sleep?
Because you didn't consume nearly enough caffeine and sugar.
Is north south?
If you go far enough North its South and if you go far enough South its North so yes North is South.
What happens if pink unicorn piñatas got ahold of MK Saw machine guns?
Then we would play clarinets.
What would happen if the world ate piñatas on a daily basis?
Brazil would blow up.
Why is the United States purple on my map?
Because the artist was color blind.
Why are the emoticons yellow, is it like a super shameless way of advertising lego?
No, it's the other way around!
When's yesterday going to be here?
When it's tomorrow.
What color shirt am I wearing?
What makes you think your wearing a shirt?
How does lego shamelessly promote yellow emoticons?
With purple colored bricks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
What's with wool?
Sheep.
Why are sweaters so awesome in the summer?
Because short sleeves are for the winter.
WHY AM I ASKING IN CAPS???
Because you will be unable to read my answer.
How is it possible for a tiny cactus needle to hurt so much?
It isn't.
8)?
Watch out for crocodiles!
Why all the feels?
Because the feels feel you
Jokes are a pumpkiny sauce right?
No, because carrots!
Why am I a human?
well would you want to be a sweater?
who is that guy with the coolio-y-ness? 8)
He's French.
Is this really a sheep?
No it's a cow.
Why do camels sing?
Because they are so thirsty..
If you were an alien, what planet would you live?
Cats.
Can you hear the people.....?
JE SUIS ROUGE.
TU ES ROUGE?
Of course not. Everyone knows hares are sickly rabbits.
Do sloths creep you out?
JE AM UN BEAR!
French?
Worms.
Did you follow this link? http://redwallabbey.com/forum/Themes/classic/images/smflogo.gif
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 03, 2015, 02:42:24 PM
Worms.
Did you follow this link?
What link? There's no link there!
Cheese.
No, no the answer is 37.94857363764372.
Are purple balloons evil?
Only if they're red.
....
Should I jump on the sleeping froad?
If you do, it'll jump on you! (singsong voice)
WG@WHY@$#I$^E%HGSBW$#WHEAQG@?
Shsss. You'll wake the serial killers.
Why do the feels attack me so much?
Because you smelt them.
Why is everything yellow?
because your eyes are! hmm.....i need to be more creative next time haha
why are my eyes rolling back in my head?
You have no head. You have no eyes. You have nothing. You are not real. You are just a figment of my imagination. Breathe, Groddil, Breathe. It's not actually happening. You are strong, you can get through this. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
In case ya don't know, that last bit is my question.
THERE IS NO SPOON.
Deus ex machina?
Deus Ex Mankind Divided.
How much does nonexistence cost?
*Shoots Grod and takes his money.* That much.
Why does my cow sing?
Because it doesn't have a bell.
What is the meaning of life?
Vilu Daskar when he turns 42.
What do books have in common with nothing?
TV.
Why is the forum broken?
Because you joined and unleashed >:( on the forum.
Why are pianos hot pink?
Well they can't exactly be cold pink now can they?
Will my college results be what I want?
Only if you sing nonstop for a month.
Why can spiders talk?
Abacus!
Sausage gravy burger?
Cucumbers.
What should I do?
Yes!
Eat the ice cream?
No, melt it down and form it into a house.
What would happen if a wolf transformed into a cloud?
You would be placed in an Asylum!
Why are most emoji's creepy?
NO!!!!!
Pie?
The Empire strikes back.
Pizza for breakfast, pizza with tea?
I prefer wind surfing.
Munch, crunch?
Sometimes showers cry.
But why?
STOP THAT GOAT!
When will the sky give me jellybeans?
When the gumdrop mountain implodes, filling the earth with caramel.
What am the sky?
*slaps* Don't say such things!
Why my eyes hurt?
Grandma Jelly lit Idaho on fire!
Who are you?
Whatever I wanna do.
Does purple hurt?
Science is why.
Is peach a citrus?
Only when boiled alongside a frog.
What is time?
Time is any want of conformity unto, or transgression of the law of God.
What is meant by "want of conformity"? ;D
People getting together to wear uniforms.
Where is my head?
Probably still in bed.
How long do I have to wait before I grow a tail?
When you become a snail.
When will I get a reliable computer?
When you yourself become reliable. ;D
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Spoiler
I do realize this is play, but that was a really good burn :P
When you grow up you will know.
When will school end?
When you die. ;)
Isn't school fun?
That an Opinion soo i can't answer you 8(
who is the newest member?
Go check for yourself. :D
Who would like to wash dishes?
You would
Do you like cheese?
Do you breath air?
Why aren't you smart?
right back at you
why do you stink?
That's not me, it's you.
Don't you have common sense?
why are you asking that question?
Do you know if you are a person?
I'm actually a spambot, so.
Will you post next?
no
will YOU post next?
No, I'm just Del in disguise.
Are you competitive?
I DON'T KNOW AM I HOW ABOUT WE PLAY ROCK PAPER scissors
am i a pig
...Agreed????
Why did you call yourself a pig?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 07, 2019, 10:00:12 PM
...Agreed????
Why did you call yourself a pig?
i did not i said am i a pig? not i am a pig
why is is a word?
Oh...My bad. ;D
Whyb is the world so evil?
why is your profile so evil?
what is a face?
I don't know. But let me know if you ever find out. ;)
Why doesn't Skarzs post in here?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 14, 2019, 09:32:21 PM
I don't know. But let me know if you ever find out. ;)
what is a swinging swing while you are in a swing getting swung while your swinging someone else?
Because the earth turns counterclockwise at high speed, so because the swing is higher than the ground, the velocity makes the swing do its thing in a big ring. Also, gravity.
What am the sky?
It not the mud. :D
Does anyone here like the Redwall Forum? ::)
yes
what is mud
Solid Gold. ;D
What does awesome mean?
me XD
Cab my granola bar kill you?
Pfft. Of course it could.
Is a bird a reptile?
Yes. why do fish swim?
Because then they would be forced to fly.
Why don't mice control cats?
Because yeetus reetus.
Lol :laugh:
And your question is?....
Whats the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
If you ansewr corrctly, i woll give you a hundred dolaars.
Hiag knows the answer.
Laughter.
Why is an aromatic ring so stable?
Because it stinks.
Why is a spoon better than a sword?
Because it's round.
Why does water taste better than food?
Because food is a liquid.
Why does the moon wink?
Because he's got the hots from the sun.
Is the earth purple?
No, it's orange.
How many people smile?
All of the frogs...
Why does everyone have common sense?
Because everyone's uncommon.
Why is apple juice brown?
Apples digest food too you know...
What *exactly* is the function of a rubber duck?
To eat real ducks.
Why do I live in my house?
That or the butterflies get you
What gyrates a kernel
Paul's XD
What... is the in flight speed velocity of a swallow?
Human speed.
wat am hooman
Moooooonddddaaaaayyyyyssss
Why are cats fat?
SHOTS FIRED
FIGHT ME NEEERRRDDD
I don't remember even saying that XD
Why won't
@Tungro say who he would ship?
Because he eats
What is jgfksdgjfb+ksjdsvk.js\bd?
Poop.
Why am are is existsing?
Because awesome!
Were is the fat rat who hats a backpack?
In the typo machine
Why is blue pink?
Because guys can now be girls
What are clouds?
Uh... mud. Duh! Isn't that obvious? :P
Isn't the fact the clouds are made of mud obvious?
Red
Why are \\s http?
HyperText Transfer Protocol Secure
Why does no one know this ^
Because we aren't you ;D
Why are rocks purple?
Because guts...
How come thing shave to be the way they are?
Because yeet.
And your question was? ...
Why did someone ask me that? ;)
Because five ants decided to eat a giant pie and got salmonella.
Why is the dog in the freezer?
Because we were eating hot dogs.
Why?
Why not?
The path to twilight or the way to dawn?
*Hits 'Revive' button*
Vector to the Heavens.
Why aren't squares square?
Nope. double posting like heretic. Sorry. Meant to modify my other post.
they are?
why did you double post?
(Serious answer)
I meant to modify my earlier post, but instead of hitting the 'modify' button, I hit the 'quote' button. And Somehow, I didn't notice it until after hitting 'post'
(serious answer)
(Non-serious answer)
Because I felt like the forums couldn't have enough of me!
Quote from: Verdauga on September 21, 2019, 06:43:00 PM
(Serious answer)
I meant to modify my earlier post, but instead of hitting the 'modify' button, I hit the 'quote' button. And Somehow, I didn't notice it until after hitting 'post'
(serious answer)
(Non-serious answer)
Because I felt like the forums couldn't have enough of me!
*Laughs* :laugh:
Why is the sky always green?
All the other colors were taken.
Why oh Why is the floor lava?
Because someone had an invincible hairdryer in a 1x1 metre box. (Read What If by Randall Munroe)
Why has everyone cut their hair into mullets?
No one offered to cut it into mallets.
What if watches told age instead of time?
Everybody would know to minute when they were born, and so would go around telling everybody, and the world would end.
Why can't turtles fly?
Hello,
@Booklover ! Welcome to the forum!
Because their shells grow over their wings, obviously.
Can you tell me why fingers don't fing?
Yes.
Who lives in the house of goats?
Nobody. There's a fifth Hogwarts house with a goat as it's symbol (definitely true).
Also, I was first on a month or so ago (might be more, can't remember), but yesterday was the first time since then.
If a match can box, and a can can can can, can a box?
no
why is human
There isn't. It's a figurement of your imagination.
How did the kiwi lose his wings?
I don't know.
Why don't I know?
Because you've never been to New Zealand.
Why haven't you been to New Zealand?
Because parrots aren't penguins.
Why is a toast a toast when toast is bread?
Because of the rotation of the earth.
What do the planets think about Pluto since it got kicked out of the planet club?
It was an astronomical development.
Are asteroids like baby planets?
Nupe. They are like cereal in an endless bowl.
If money really grew on trees what seeds would you plant?
The kind that grew trees that grew money of course.
Why is space so big?
Because it is space.
Do you believe in fairies?
Obviously...
Who wouldn't believe in fairies?
You and Peri.
Yeetus deletus?
Yes please
Why do I sometimes think the royalty of some far off land is stalking me?
Because they are.
Why is one side of a mint leaf sometimes brown?
Because you are looking at another dimension.
If travel the world at the same pace as it rotates in the opposite direction, will you stay in the same time for a day?
No, because the sun would attack with a solar flare due to you mocking it.
Why do dogs bark at literally nothing?
Because they're reincarnated forms of trees.
Are ducks secretly trying to take over the world and does this count as a stupid question?
No and yes.
Why do apples float?
Because they're witches
Why do mountains sit there staring at me, mocking me?
They aren't. They're mocking the valleys and you just happen to be in the way. Get out of the way. It's rude.
Why do batteries die?
Because they have too many predators.
Why did emojis get invented?
Because people stopped talking face to face as a result of using phones too much, but they wanted to show expressions and were also too lazy to write any word longer than five letters, and even that was a stretch.
Why don't mangoes start a revolution against the evil ducks?
Because they're waiting for the penguins (may they live forever) to join them so they can obliterate the ducks (may only the native New Zealand ones live forever) completely, rather than just diminishing their numbers slightly.
Why are ducks evil?
Because they're tired of humans giving them crumby bread crumbs and not the good whole grain stuff. See below artistically rendered narrative as proof.
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/32/a9/4c/32a94cb1b574fc5f007e3a0272f91996.jpg)
Why does my phone ring even though it knows that I don't want it to?
Because it is being influenced by the evil of the ducks.
Why does white bread even exist?
Because THEY wanted us to be fat and weak.
What are the ducks actually planning?
To destroy the internet so we get bored out of our brains and decide to learn how to make proper bread.
When have they scheduled this vandalism?
270 years in the future. They sent one of their own back in time, but he appeared in the late 1800s.
Why do onions cry?
Because people are sticking knives in them.
If a bank has branches, why doesn't money grow on trees?
You're beginning to question too much.
*silences Booklover.....Permanently.
Why do we have to ask stupid questions?
Because the topic compels you to do so, and as everyone knows, you MUST follow the topics bidding.
Why do ducks have to duck when they could just not.
Because they're
Spoiler
BLOODTHIRSTY LITTLE BEASTS!!!
Why did Verdauga not answer Booklover's question?
Because he is on the evil ducks and therefore what he does doesn't matter so I am not actually silenced now.
Why is Verdauga on the side of the evil ducks?
Because his brother decided it would be a good idea to throw him in the pond.
Why do beds have springs?
So you can wake up with a spring in your step.
How come bread isn't always toast, but toast is always bread?
Toast is not always bread! How could you think that!? What about feasts when they offer toasts? They use drinks, don't they? Well, don't they? HUH!?!*
Why are all thumbs fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs?
*I had a lot more fun than I should've had writing that post.
Because the Coca-Cola company brought them out.
Why are all people human but all human's aren't humane?
Because not everybody likes the letter 'e'.
Why are dragonflies called 'dragonflies'?
Because the size ratio between them and actual dragons is similar to the size ratio between regular flies and us.
How come giant hunks of metal can fly but I can't?
How do you know? Have you ever tried jumping out of a 100 story building to find out?
IMPORTANT: Do not actually try to jump out of a 100 story building. Thank you.
If flies can fly, why doesn't a dragon drag on?
Oh, they do. You know that thing dogs and some other animals tend to do when their butt itches and the drag it along the ground? Yeah, dragons do that too.
Why do staplers always get in my way?
Why do you keep getting in their way? (that's the answer as well as the question, btw)
Because the staplers keep changing direction.
What is does apostrophe in o'clock stand for?
on the clock, or of the clock.
Why did I just give a serious answer?
Probably because my question wasn't as stupid as it should have been.
Why do Australian birds not sing?
Oh, they're just too shy to.
What is music?
A five-letter word.
Is this statement true: buses are never late; they always arrive precisely when they mean to? And if so, does that mean my bus is secretly Gandalf? (I was thinking about this this morning, then this afternoon my bus was forty minutes late)
No, they arrive precisely when they intend to, which means your bus is secretly Randalf.
Why is the red gate called the red gate?
Because Sarge decided to name it.
Where did my pet sheep wander off to?
Wherever you wandered off to. It's that wooden jumper you're wearing.
If wishes were fishes, what would happen?
They'd snap the line and swim, swim away.
If dreams were seams, what would happen? (Very well-thought-out, I know.)
There'd, uh, be a lot of the same seams seemingly appearing all over the world?
What is the stupidest answer that can be given to a question?
42 (if in doubt, answer 42).
What is the stupidest question somebody could ask?
42
Where's the rum gone?
Into the giant's belly, along with the English man bread.
Why don't giant's wives like eating little boys?
Because they're too busy eating bigger boys, who have more meat on them.
Is it just me who's so stupid normally that I can't tell the difference between my serious and stupid responses?
No. The giants (and I) also have this problem.
Why were shoes invented?
So that the shoemakers would have a job. Duh.
Why do I feel like the moon is always glaring at me?
Because it is.
Why do the stars smile?
Because they are happy, seeing your face.
Why is the evening sky red?
Quote from: MathLuk on November 07, 2019, 08:49:46 PM
Because they are happy, seeing your face.
*is also happy*
Because "When he says goodnight to the mountains, he throws his most beautiful colours over them, so that they may not forget him before he comes again the next day."
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 09:01:11 PM
Quote from: MathLuk on November 07, 2019, 08:49:46 PM
Because they are happy, seeing your face.
*is also happy*
Because "When he says goodnight to the mountains, he throws his most beautiful colours over them, so that they may not forget him before he comes again the next day."
That wasn't a stupid answer, that was a beautiful answer! Did you forget the title of this thread?!
Why are otters so darn cute?
'cause sloths aren't. :P
Why aren't sloths cute?
There was none left when it got passed around.
Who has anything against sloths?
Whichever Creator of the universe made them soooooooo sloooooooooow.
Why are sloths slow?
They aren't slow, just EXTREMELY unsure about every single action they take so they end up doing everything slowly to be safe.
Why can't doors be more reasonable and just open themselves?
Because making intelligent doors means that they will end up being made with GPPs (genuine people personalities) and make satisfied sighs every time you go through them. Or they're automatic doors, in which case you get whacked in the face.
Why is Marvin paranoid?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 09:46:59 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 07, 2019, 09:01:11 PM
Quote from: MathLuk on November 07, 2019, 08:49:46 PM
Because they are happy, seeing your face.
*is also happy*
Because "When he says goodnight to the mountains, he throws his most beautiful colours over them, so that they may not forget him before he comes again the next day."
That wasn't a stupid answer, that was a beautiful answer! Did you forget the title of this thread?!
Sorry, I couldn't resist quoting Heidi.
*wonders who Marvin is but decide to answer question anyway* Because Marvin got smothered under a blanket as a child and, due to lack of oxygen, got brain problems.
Why did the lights turn off?
Because Ron Weasley somehow got to New Zealand and used the Put-Outer that Dumbledore gave him.
Why did the lights turn on?
Because the black hair brush fell in the river.
Why were there no lights at all?
Because they broke under the sheer weight of the giant apple that fell on your house.
Why did a giant apple fall on your house?
Because the giant apple tree was wanted to fit inside the shed.
Why did the tree want to go in the shed?
Because it wanted to take up gardening.
Why did the tree want to take up gardening?
So it could earn an income.
What did the tree need money for?
Buying saplings (so basically adopting baby trees).
Why did the tree want to adopt some trees?
Because its apple fell on my house and got pulverised so it couldn't grow a baby from seed.
Why do sometimes people not post a question? ;D
They're too intelligent (or perhaps too stupid) to think of stupid questions.
What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
Brainburn.
Why worms?
Because somebody got demon pox.
Why Demon Pox?
Because a Pox be upon ye, child.
Why not things that have or have not been said?
Because that question is too confusing to answer.
Why will what will be be what it will be?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 09:16:36 PM
Because that question is too confusing to answer.
Why will what will be be what it will be?
Because what will be can only be what it will be otherwise it wouldn't be what will be but what will not be.
Who started this?
I can't remember.
Why is this question a question?
Because, in 1751, a very happy person became even more happy, due to the apple that said person picked from said person's tree.
Why are sequins shiny?
Because they reflect the personality of the people that care about them most.
Why does my brain sometimes make weird noises?
*bangs Kade on the head* What was that you were saying? *realises this is not the cellars where mad violence is required* Sorry.
Why did I have Christmas songs stuck in my head in September?
Because your head knew you'd be too busy writing in November so it decided to get the Christmas songs over and done with earlier.
Why is red a primary colour?
Because it was too angry to go to secondary school. Primary schools are much more accepting.
Why?
Why not?
If you water a book, will it grow into a big, beautiful tree?
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41JWdXPRftL._SX377_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg) Possibly.
Why not not?
Because the biscuits (cookies) have blue chocolate chips.
Why is grass green?
Because it isn't. It's called Blue Grass for a reason.
Why you so crazy?
Because crazy is a relative term.
What is the definition of normal?
An extremely rude insult.
Why do people think that 'weird' is an insult?
They're too weird to understand that being normal is overrated.
Why?
Because the blue cushion exploded inside their heads.
Why is the cushion singular?
Because it couldn't find a nice sofa to settle down with.
When will I get to go to space?
When the Earth gets destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, of course.
Why is a raven like a writing desk? (you might recognise that question because it's a quote. If you work out where from, you can have a prize)
Because hats are overrated and only crazy, nay, mad people wear them.
What prize do I get?
A surprise.
Spoiler
There was no prize.
Why are March hares mad?
Because they spent too long marching and forgot to bring any water.
What did the bulrush say to the tiger?
'Are you a Russian bull?'
What did the tiger say to the bulrush?
No.
Why is it raining?
For the same reason it's sunning.
Why is it sunning?
Because the moon got fired.
Who fired the moon?
Definitely not me. Definitely.
Was that believable?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2019, 06:00:54 AM
Because the moon got fired.
Who fired the moon?
I shot the moon, if that counts.
Everything's believable. Not everyone is able to believe.
Why is a blackboard?
Because the moon dyed it green.
Why didn't the moon dye it pink?
It didn't want to be accused of sexism.
Why are people so obsessed with incorrectly being politically correct?
Because the world is a strange place.
Why do things have to cost so much money?
Quote from: Booklover on November 24, 2019, 09:23:48 PM
It didn't want to be accused of sexism.
Why are people so obsessed with incorrectly being politically correct?
I was going to pos something similar to this, but I didn't want to offend anybody...
Because people are poor.
Why is gamora?
Because the tank engine was invented?
Why is Thomas not purple?
Because thanos.
Why do emojis exist?
Because an illiterate person joined a forum and still wanted to communicate with people.
Why is it so much easier to socialize over the internet?
I feel ya. It's because our minds don't comprehend socializing over the internet like this the same way as it does talking to people in person. Since our brain doesn't treat the two things the same, it doesn't place the same reservations on us that usually get placed in social situations. It's almost like, online, we're able to display our unfettered personality, for good or for ill. Of course, it isn't the same for everyone.
Why did I give such a serious response?
Because you relate to Teer's question.
Why is AT&T so evil?
Because it was corrupted by the ducks.
Why don't people understand that ducks are bloodthirsty little beasts that cannot be trusted?
Because of Google.
Why is Google as evil as it is?
Because the carpet manufacturer hijacked it.
What is the carpet manufacturer's name?
Carp Etmanuf Acturer (clever, I know)
Where is Carp Etmanuf Acturer from?
From the place that Carp Etmanuf Acturer is from.
Does New Zealand exist (remember, this is a stupid question. I know the serious answer)?
Yes, New Zealand is a small island in the southern hemisphere and is therefore small and insignificant and people should STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!! (I'm not actually angry, in case you were wondering)
Why is Scotland not in America?
It probably is, actually. America steal so many place names.
Why is Scotland in America?
We liked the scenery.
How did we just move a country?
We jumped a lot.
Why did we jump a lot?
Quote from: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 10:54:47 AM
It probably is, actually. America steal so many place names.
Why is Scotland in America?
Scotland, Virginia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Virginia)
Scotland, Connecticut (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Connecticut)
New Scotland, New York (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Scotland,_New_York)
Scotland, Arkansas (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Arkansas)
Scotland, Florida (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Florida)
Scotland, Georgia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Georgia)
Scottland, Illinois (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottland,_Illinois)
Scotland, Indiana (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Indiana)
Scotland, Maryland (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Maryland)
Scotland, Mississippi (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Mississippi)
Scotland County, Missouri (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_County,_Missouri)
Scotland County, North Carolina (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_County,_North_Carolina)
Scotland, Pennsylvania (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Pennsylvania)
Scotland, South Dakota (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_South_Dakota)
Scotland, Texas (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland,_Texas)
*Takes deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh:
*Jaw drops.*
Whoa....
Which makes Geoguesser in America so annoying. Even if you have a place name or road, there are loads of places it could be.
Quote from: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 03:40:07 PM
Why did we jump a lot?
Because we had cayenne pepper in our boots.
Who put cayenne pepper in our boots?
The question should be: why did we let cayenne pepper grow in our boots?
Because we wanted to live our lives in freedom.
Why were we wearing boots in the first place?
So you could kick people better.
Why do you want to kick people?
Because we weren't allowed footballs.
Why weren't we allowed footballs?
Because someone across the ocean started calling them soccer balls.
Are we not even allowed American footballs?
Or are we?....
Why footballs?
(An answer and a question)
Why are you asking me?
Why wouldn't I ask you? (Also a answer and a question ;D I can imagine a pattern...)
Why would you be on this game if you didn't what to ask questions? (also an answer and a question)
Why are we turning into Halt and why am I turning into Will?
You've always been Will, you just never new it.
How in the world were you unable to realize that until now?
Maybe I did. When I learnt Demon Pox.
Which Will?
It's a question of will, now, eh?
As far as I know, where there's a will, there's a way.
...
...
...Where's the way?
On State Highway Fifty-One.
Why is the way there?
Because area fifty-one needed important refurbishments.
When did Area Fifty-One get furbished?
September 20th. It was very secretly done.
Why is a shoe called a shoe?
Santa sat in the middle of a sea, but the 'a' was washed away.
How was writing invented?
Is it fine to double post to revive this topic?
If there are 'three wise men', was one of them the one who built his house upon the rock, and was there a fourth but he built his house upon the sand, so died?
You now have three questions of mine to answer.
Yes, double-posting to revive a topic is allowed.
That's a big if.
Is this thread worth reviving?
Of course not, are you crazy?
Uh... why did I post then?
Radiation poisoning from the split peas.
Are the split peas masking themselves as periods to infiltrate the forums?
No. The ducks are pretending to be split peas masking themselves as periods.
split pea ducksQuote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 09:02:30 PMQuote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:29:51 PM
If there are 'three wise men', was one of them the one who built his house upon the rock, and was there a fourth but he built his house upon the sand, so died?
How was writing invented?
Writing was invented so that monkeys had a way to communicate to NASA while they were under the sea in pods.
What is a good, stupid question to ask?
"Is corndauga a real ship?"
Yes, of course!
What isn't a chair?
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 11:57:19 PM
"Is corndauga a real ship?"
Dude, I was going to ask that. :laugh:
A chair made out of monkey flesh, coated with strawberries, naturally.
What would happen if someone drove into a wall at 75 miles per hour?
They'd break the spacetime continuum.
Didn't you pay attention in science class?
Yeah, but only when the teacher wasn't in the room.
What is the most elusive thing in the world?
The ground.
Why is ice cream good?
Because it's a device made by the Illuminati.
Why do you ask?
Because he is secretly an evil mastermind planning to take over the world by poisoning all the ice-cream.
Why is a blackboard? (I think I've asked this question before, but oh well)
Because whiteboards are racist.
Why do people usually only eat eggs for breakfast?
They don't. One egg is enough.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(I know the real answer to that.)
Exatly as much to build a British Man o' war.
To be, or not to be?
Appendix dominating death, of course!
Why is my computer screaming?
Because you ate mushrooms with magical powers.
What is the opposite of a sphere on the opposing side of the Sun on a Tuesday in the middle of Autumn?
A weird spiky 4d sphere.
Why do buses have circular wheels?
Because people are too lazy to buy cube shaped wheels.
Why did Matthias and Tammo mislead us about who the robot was, and who is it if it isn't Jukka?
The secret is out. It is all a simulation.
How deep is the Pacific ocean?
Deeper than a mud puddle.
What is the meaning of life?
Eating pi. Yes, like that. Eating 3.1414926535897932384626433...
If a tomato could fly, how many wings would it have?
More than it has now.
How many ifs are in an and?
1254. But then you have to add another and, so it doubles, but you then have to do it again. So infinite.
If a post died, where would the funeral be?
The Cellars of course.
What is the point of life?
The long bit at the end of a pencil.
Where is the point of life?
42
Will it rain in twenty days?
A Hitchhiker's reference, I see.
Only if the Rain God comes near.
How many roads must a man walk down, and why would it be any different for other genders?
Six million at least and because to be the same would not be interesting.
Why do humans stay on screens for much of their day?
Because lights pretty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because you are in Hawaii.
Is cyanide better for you than strychnine?
The cyan Among Us character is.
Can you surf on lava?
If you know how to.
Where is the feast being held?
Wherever the turtle under the world is.
What's the name of the turtle?
SeBiAs the Biased. ;D
Why did the dolphin decide to swim in the Pacific Ocean, instead of the Arctic Sea?
So that it could do backwards somersaults while whistling 'Star Spangled Banner' through hoops, which isn't possible when it's really cold.
Why did the dolphin want to do that?
Because it was bored.
Why does a catfish?
Because it was taught to fish so it could be fed for a lifetime. Don't know what'll happen with the other eight lives.
Why is a blackboard?
"Joe ran out of his place, and rubbed out the last two words. He rewrote the question: 'Why is a board black?'
'And we can write that on it with white chalk!' he said.
;D
What happens if you catch a cat, a rat, and a dog, and put them all in a room, and leave it for an hour?
Knew you'd get the reference.
You won't know until you open the door. Until then, they're all alive and dead at the same time.
What time will it be when time stops?
(My mom loves the series. ;D)
The same time as it was when time stopped.
What does a coconut have in common with a giraffe?
They're both mortal.
Why am I exist?
Becausr your parents named you that
Why is 2 + 2 4?
Because you were too lazy to add the equals sign. ;)
@Booklover:
Answer this question!!! If five people, seven hens, one goat, and a clock go up in an aeroplane, how many times will Dame Snap have shouted at them by the time they reach home? ;D
0. She can't shout while they're in an aeroplane.
When shall we have lunch?
Quote from: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:18:51 PM
0. She can't shout while they're in an aeroplane.
Hmm, I wouldn't put it past her.
Quote from: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:18:51 PM
When shall we have lunch?
Whenever we stop being hungry.
Why does Dame Snap like to bully people?
She's secretly a bull.
Why do bison from Buffalo bully bison from Buffalo?
Because they each think the place is named after them, and not after the other bison.
Why does a chicken?
A chick king fights all the other chicks for the throne. It's a game, you see.
What is the purpose of The Game?
To lose as many times as possible. Game, game, game.
What is the purpose of throwing a nickel down the sink?
It means that Nick will die of lead poisoning.
Why do Americans only have one tap? (Kind of serious, but it came up recently and I couldn't think of anything else.)
We don't. There's one for hot, and one for cold.
Why did you say the question was Sirius?
That wasn't the impression I got when talking to Americans about it.
Because the question was inspired by a star.
Why are buffalo like Ally?
Because they are both...Called?..Jack?...
Why is sus?
Quote from: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:35:46 PM
It means that Nick will die of lead poisoning.
Why do Americans only have one tap? (Kind of serious, but it came up recently and I couldn't think of anything else.)
As in 9mm going right through your skull and decimating your brain right?
Because sus backwards is sus, which is even more sus.
Why did Veronika just find an ant-hole?
Because Veronika is an ant. Or an aunt. Or an ant aunt.
Why does time seem to fly by?
Because someone painted it on an aeroplane.
Why did they do that?
So they could put it in a watch factory.
Why does Sebias love turtles so much?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2021, 04:16:28 PM
Because Veronika is an ant. Or an aunt. Or an ant aunt.
*disbelief*
*Datbelief.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 03:14:52 PM
So they could put it in a watch factory.
Why does Sebias love turtles so much?
Because he's a master of disguise.
Why am I always hungry?
Because you're Kade.
What should the prize be, for the leakiest roof in the world?
A leek.
What's the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
A peach.
Why does Doli have to be in a bad mood all the time? (I'm re-reading The Foundling and Other Tales of Prydain.)
She keeps forgetting she's a ghost.
Who is die?
It's probably short for Diana.
Why do my little sisters like to bother me?
Because you are not one of them.
When do I don't?
When you decide not to.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 01, 2021, 07:13:22 PM
Because you are not one of them.
That actually makes sense...
Why does that statement make sense?
Because it got lucky when it followed a recipe for Sense on the internet. Usually they fail miserably.
Why?
Because it snuck a vial of Felix Felicis from Slughorn's office.
Will Slughorn ever find out?
No, for he has a shoe.
Why am do is?
'Cause yes.
Where does the time go?
To the moon.
What would happen if the world was replaced by a pineapple pizza?
Italians would cry.
Max is?
Max is Max.
Why am I hungry right now?
Because Cereal hates you.
(You forgot to post a question.)