Tent pairs will go below, and remember: NO MIDNIGHT FEASTS! There are giant Janga blocks over there if anyone gets bored, and also beach volleyball.
Scout Leader: Russa
Tent Pairings:Spoiler
2-man 1: One-Eye, Jukka
10-man 1: Jarky
3-man 1: MathLuk, Teer, Jarky
2-man 2: Tungro, Sheevie
2-man 3: Russa, Kade
3-man 2: Everyone else
*walks up with a heavy backpack full of camping supplies* I'd like to join!
Alright! You can pick your tent, as you got here first.
*Raises claw*
What is it, One-Eye?
I want to join
Alright! You can have a two-man with Jukka.
*Sheevie drops in with a bag full of jumbo slippers*
Hello Sheevie! Now, we'll just wait 'till another member arrives...
*Sheev passes the time by picking out the slippers he's going to wear during the wee hours*
*an airdrop balloon comes dow, containing an eyepatch, boots, candy, and 5 assorted rifles, including a mosin, a WZ.35, a PTRD, a Dragunov, and a MP44.* I'm prepared.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 23, 2019, 10:15:16 PM
*an airdrop balloon comes dow, containing an eyepatch, boots, candy, and 5 assorted rifles, including a mosin, a WZ.35, a PTRD, a Dragunov, and a MP44.* I'm prepared.
*Brings food* You left something!
I don't do camping, I'm afraid. I like hiking and nature photography but sleeping outside and tents aren't my gig
Thanks thou, wayway!
MathLuk with Sheevie. You can have a two-man.
*arrives
You can have a three-man.
I am one man
*givs tungro split personality disorder* you'll thank me later...
Quote from: Tungro on September 23, 2019, 10:24:20 PM
I am one man
Once others come. For now, I challenge you to a match of Giant Jenga!
Do I have a choice?
NO!
Chill!
Chille
*Pulls out the middle block from the bottom and places it on the top* Your go!
*Takes one off the top
chilli!
Chile
Uh uh,
@Tungro! You can't take them off the top two rows! *Replaces Tungro's block* Try again.
Can't play Jenga right this moment. I'm trying to choose the right slippers.
-boi
@Tungro! Redo your go!
Oh, and
@One-Eye the wildcat, let's do dominoes with the remaining Jenga blocks!
*Sheev picks the correct slippers* Right then, I'll play your "Game".
*holds hand up high but doesn't bother waiting for anyone to see it*
I like camping! Can I join? I've got all my stuff ready, I'll show you. *dumps contents of bag on ground* See, I've got chocolate, pajamas, hair brush, sausages, tooth brush, hairties, matches, torch, marshmallows, insect repellent candle, chocolate, sharp knives, chopping board, onion, damper dough, *frowns slightly and rummages through the pile of junk, then slaps forehead in frustration* Ugh, I forgot the chocolate!
Ok, but give me the chocolate, sausages and marshmallows. And the sharp knife.
(I have become a scout. NO SCOUT LEEEAAADERS!!!)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 24, 2019, 06:43:30 AM
Ugh, I forgot the chocolate!
And NO ONE is taking my sharp knives! I suppose you can have the marshmallows and most of the sausages though. They're from our local butcher so I can always get more. (aren't you vegetarian?)
I'm honestly surprised you don't want my matches as well.
I'm not a leader anymore. Keep what you like.
Anyway,wanna play dominoes?
Sure, what kind? (If you're not the leader, who is?)
I'll play dominoes, In my midday best. ^-^
This is a serious problem. We can't have a scout camp without a leader. I'd volunteer but I'm not sure I'm a very sensible choice. (On second thoughts, I'm not a very sensible anything) Besides, I'm a newbie here. We need an old and wise leader to instruct us on how to survive in the wild. (That is what you learn at a scout camp, right?)
Dominoes! Are we playing the kind that you have to line up or the traditional one? (Or maybe both?)
We're scouts! We can lead ourselves!
And the line-up kind. *Brings out three milk crates* Let's sit on these and compose campfire songs too!
Oki doki. Hold on a minute, I'll just light a fire. *arranges rocks in a circle, grabs some nearby sticks and dead grass, builds a tepee stuffed with grass and strikes flint and steel, blowing steadily to get it going* All done. It would have been easier with matches but I forgot to put them back in my bag and they got wet. Oh well, anyone want damper? I've got raspberry jam.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 25, 2019, 04:58:49 AM
We need an old and wise leader to instruct us on how to survive in the wild.
*Hobbles over* Say no more.
...Oh. We have a leader!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 25, 2019, 10:20:46 AM
Oki doki. Hold on a minute, I'll just light a fire. *arranges rocks in a circle, grabs some nearby sticks and dead grass, builds a tepee stuffed with grass and strikes flint and steel, blowing steadily to get it going* All done. It would have been easier with matches but I forgot to put them back in my bag and they got wet. Oh well, anyone want damper? I've got raspberry jam.
YAAAY!!! DAMPER! Did you know it's really good if you stuff it with marshmallows?
Now. Campfire songs. Do you know any authentic campfire songs?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 25, 2019, 08:29:30 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 25, 2019, 04:58:49 AM
We need an old and wise leader to instruct us on how to survive in the wild.
*Hobbles over* Say no more.
Yay! (Do I get to keep my knives?)
That sounds kind of delicious and kind of... sweet. I'm a little skeptical but I guess I should try it.
What qualifies an authentic camp fire song?
Campfire's burning, campfire's burning,
Draw nearer, draw nearer,
In the gloaming, in the gloaming,
Come sing and be merry!
Now we make a parody!
So a campfire song is a parody or a song about fires?
Yes.
Okay. Have you ever heard The Saga Begins be Weird Al Yankovic? It fits both criteria. (though the second option, loosely)
No...
*grins* Okay, get ready. *picks up some random sticks and begins to conduct invisible orchestra*
A long long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
I thought me and Qui Gon Jinn
could talk the federation in to
maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response, it didn't thrill us.
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped that gas,
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass.
We took a bongo from the scene
and we went to Theed to see the Queen.
We all wound up on Tatooine.
That's where we found this boy.
My, my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye,
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi."
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi."
That's all i can be bothered typing out at the moment. Once you've memorised that, I'll give you the second verse. (Or you could just look it up. I personally would prefer that option) It's to the tune 'American Pie'.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2019, 10:56:35 AM
*grins* Okay, get ready. *picks up some random sticks and begins to conduct invisible orchestra*
A long long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
I thought me and Qui Gon Jinn
could talk the federation in to
maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response, it didn't thrill us.
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped that gas,
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass.
We took a bongo from the scene
and we went to Theed to see the Queen.
We all wound up on Tatooine.
That's where we found this boy.
My, my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye,
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi."
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi."
That's all i can be bothered typing out at the moment. Once you've memorised that, I'll give you the second verse. (Or you could just look it up. I personally would prefer that option) It's to the tune 'American Pie'.
;D ;D ;D
Pasta's burning, pasta's burning,
Step backwards, step backwards,
Wasn't me! Wasn't me!
Burnt pasta for dinner.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 26, 2019, 10:49:32 PM
Pasta's burning, pasta's burning,
Step backwards, step backwards,
Wasn't me! Wasn't me!
Burnt pasta for dinner.
Nice!
Twinkle, twinkle, little spark.
You can make some pain for Jark.
If you land atop her head,
she might jump or cry instead.
Twinkle, twinkle, little spark.
You SHOULD make some pain for Jark!
Jark?????? And it's her head.
Naughty, bad Teer,
Why did you do that?
I think, we should,
Feed you to the cat.
Fixed it! As for the 'Jark', it's called poetic license. It had to rhyme.
Jarky had a little cat, her fur was frozen so
Jarky put her little cat inside a potato.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 27, 2019, 07:55:00 AM
Jark?????? And it's her head.
Naughty, bad Teer,
Why did you do that?
I think, we should,
Feed you to the cat.
I am hungry.
That's nice. Did you eat that muffin?
*Gathp* It wasn't a Chocolate Muffin of Death was it?!
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=2602.0
No, it was a blueberry muffin of nothing much. Perfectly safe.
*Sheev spawns his expensive tent* Goodnight joyful people. Please, when you express your melancholy, do it a reasonable distance away from my figure.
*Expresses my melancholy a reasonable distance away from Sheev's figure*
Why would we express melancholy? We're at Scout camp. It's a time for joy, feasting and singing! *begins to sing loudly*
*Sheev sleeps*
*gets my gun*
Are we going to go hunting? *grabs bow and arrows* Let's go.
*Sheev continues to sleep*
*Teer continues to...* What was I doing?
Making up songs.
Oh, okay. Ahem:
There was a Taniwha
Who went swimming in the moana.
He whispered in my taringa:
"Why don't you come with me?
There's just so much to see,
Underneath the deep blue sea."
"I'm very sorry, sorry, sorry:
I've got to hurry, hurry, hurry,
Although I know we could be friends.
My mummy's calling me
From under the kowhai tree
So Taniwha,
Haere ra!"
*Kade claps from nearby tree he's halfway up, hanging upside down*
*Sheev's sleep deepens*
*Throws a bucket of water over Sheevie* WE'RE PLAYING SPOTLIGHT!
*Chokes for a few miserable seconds* That liquid went down my windpipe.
*Runs off to play spotlight*
*jumps down from tree and tags Jarky* You've been assassinated, I won.
*Kade gasps from nearby tree he's halfway up, hanging upside down, appalled by the sudden betrayal*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 12, 2019, 03:33:18 AM
*jumps down from tree and tags Jarky* You've been assassinated, I won.
That's Blood Potato, not spotlight. *Grabs a torch*
Nope, that's not blood potato, that's assassin. *hides*
YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO HIDE!
Here are some rules:
One person sits at one end of a (very) large clear-ish space with a torch and a lantern. The object of the game is for one of the other people to turn the lantern off.
Everyone (apart from the person guarding the lantern) starts at the opposite end of the open space to the 'guard'. Then, when someone says go, everyone starts trying to get to the lantern. The guard turns their torch on and off slowly. If someone moving is caught in the ray of light, the guard calls their name and they go back to the starting line and start again. This continues until someone succeeds in turning off the lantern.
Oh. That's very different to the way I've always played spotlight and it sounds way, WAY better. Who's on guard duty?
Err... Not me.
Turn around, touch the ground, pegs not me!
Last one to say no is it. (no)
No.
I'll do it.
Okay. *sneaks up and turns the lantern off*
It's more fun if you actually do it like a roleplay.
*Sheev is pushed away from his natural rest, which implies that his consciousness returns to his grey cellular matter. As Sheev lifts his abdomen from his sleeping bag, a twingy sensation attracts the attention of his two orbs that produce his faculty of vision* I'm rather cold. *Sheev slips his sensation wand into his bantha woven bag, and retrieves a miniature in width and volume, electric heater. The smooth skinned youth tethers the power cable from his warmth producing machine to the high quality generator he placed outside of his tent*
wat
She speaks for both of us.
*turns generator off* That's way too noisy. We're trying to sleep. *goes back to sleep*
*Sheev powers up his generator once more, and gives Shisteer a subtle but uncomfortable pulse of Force lightning* Please, don't do that again. *Sheev continues into a pathway of slumber. Slumber that the rude, distasteful, irritable cold had awakened him from.
*Sleeps on a hammock in the open air* *Is attacked by a swarm of hungry mosquitoes which drain 75% of my blood* *Is mostly dead, but still sleeping soundly*
"Sets up a tent*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 20, 2019, 07:23:51 PM
*Is attacked by a swarm of hungry mosquitoes which drain 75% of my blood*
*After murdering the mosquitoes, quietly begins setting up an IV to inject more blood into Russa.*
*turns generator off again, ignoring force lightning, and plugs heater into a battery instead* Much better. If Russa has been biten by mosquitoes that much, she wouldn't have much vitamin K left. *feeds Russa blueberries, then goes back to sleep*
*grabs lantern and starts flashing it around, turning it on and off* Weren't we going to play Red Light, Green Light?
*Sheev once again tethers his electric heater cable to his generator, and places twelve copper woven, sound canceling pillows around it, mended together with cement, and reinforced with thick steel pipes, fused with half a gallon of super glue* No sound will be heard from this generator.
*glares at Kade* Turns that confounded torch off! We're trying to sleep here! *goes back to sleep*
*Turns light off* Green light!
*Puts anti-itch lotion bottle in Russa's hand and puts away the IV.*
*rolls over, muttering about stupid boys who won't go to sleep and putting pillow over head in an effort to block out the noise and light*
*turns light on* Red light!
*throws pillow at Kade*
*catches pillow with face* Haha, caught you! You moved! *though it more sounds like "Hmmhmm, cmmt mmm! Mymmmmmvd!"*
*goes back to start, then sneaks up again while Kade's face is covered and turns off torch, then grabs torch and takes it into tent and goes back to sleep*
*tries to remove the pillow, but for some reason it's stuck to his face. He starts running around in a panic* Mmmmmmph mmmmph mmmmmmmmmph!
*whacks Kade over the head with taiha, knocking him unconscious*
*Due to immense levels of training, Kade's body continues to move after his mind drifts away. Snores can be heard emanating from behind the pillow attached to his face as he continues to blunder about*
*Rips the pillow off Kade's face*
...
...
...
...
...He's still runnin' around snoring....
SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT YOU IN THE NECK!!!
*grabs Kade and shackles him to camping stretcher on his stomach so he stops snoring. Goes back to sleep*
*Sheev is unable to acquire his sleep. Our good youth forgets his flawed ambition, stretches his body to the highest point, and puts locomotion to good use. This boy's will for happiness is rivaled by no other. Sheev brings in his television set*
*Brings out signal jammer.*
Has this devolved into a prank war?
No, I don't think so. *wakes up* Rise and shine, people! Time to start the day!
*Stretches unnecessarily*
Good morning, fellows. *Pulls microwaveable pot pies out of bantha woven bag. I'll heat these up for breakfast. I hope you persons are hungry. *While sheev is reheating the first three pies, a cranky bear leaps out of the forest and crushes his rib cage. The haughty tempered creature heads for the rest of the squad*
Well, that got violent.
*Pulls out Thomasbane.*
*Sheev coughs up fluids*
*Heals Sheev.*
Thank you, good pal Verdauga. *Sheev ignites his lightsaber and heads for the brown furred beast*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on October 31, 2019, 05:13:01 PM
brown furred beast*
WhoawhoawhoawhoaWHOA!!! Are we taking on a Grizzly??
I'm game.
*Sheev slashes at the bear's well built legs*
*Rolls out of my hammock and lands on a fire ant hill* *Screams*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 31, 2019, 05:19:32 PM
I'm game.
*Hands One-eye a BAR with a triforce on it.*
It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this.
*Goes to save Russa.*
*Sheev continues to reheat the pies*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 31, 2019, 06:10:07 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 31, 2019, 05:19:32 PM
I'm game.
*Hands One-eye a BAR with a triforce on it.*
It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this.
*Goes to save Russa.*
Hell yeah.
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!!! *Runs at the bear, shooting like a maniac*
You wouldn't have to run far. But the bear would go down fairly quickly.
Our pies are ready! Ugh muffins. *The beastly creature breaths in the sent of the pot pies and dashes for them, as well as Sheev. Sheev runs*
Oh, dear. There shouldn't be much bear left, if One-eye was hitting him.
*Finishes bear off with Thomasbane.*
*gets up covered in blood* Sorry...
That was scary. *Sheev sets the table and places the pot pies upon it* Breakfast! Please eat.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 31, 2019, 07:46:54 PM
*gets up covered in blood* Sorry...
Don't mention it. We can all get carried away taking down the most dangerous animal in America.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on October 31, 2019, 08:06:25 PM
That was scary. *Sheev sets the table and places the pot pies upon it* Breakfast! Please eat.
Cool! Thanks!!
*Sits down and begins to eat.
*Arrives back after getting lost in the woods*
...
...
...
...
*makes delicious, homemade, apple pies and shares them with Jarky*
Do---do I get any?
*Wakes up, still shackled to camping stretcher* Uhh, what happened? I feel like I'd remember if I went to sleep like this....
*Releases Kade using a skeleton key.*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 01, 2019, 01:41:01 PM
Do---do I get any?
Hmm... I suppose you helped rescue the honourable teacher a couple of times so you probably deserve some. *gives Verdauga apple pie*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2019, 03:39:21 PM
*Wakes up, still shackled to camping stretcher* Uhh, what happened? I feel like I'd remember if I went to sleep like this....
You were being annoying, so I decided to restrain you. Deepest apologies for any inconvenience my actions caused.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 01, 2019, 08:22:58 AM
*makes delicious, homemade, apple pies and shares them with Jarky*
Aw, thanks!
Russa seems to be sleeping, so what mischief shall we cause next?
Don't do anything to Russa. She's recovering from a million mosquito bites. Since she's not looking though, we could play with fire. After all, we are camping.
*Immediately grabs a burning stick from the campfire that is definitely there*
Um, ok, I've got the fire, what now?
Play with it. Can you do a handstand with a burning stick in your mouth?
Edit: DISCLAIMER: TANIWHA AND CO WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INJURIES CAUSED BY ATTEMPTING THIS STUNT, OR ANY OTHER STUNTS THAT THE COMPANY MEMBERS SUGGEST!!!
*Ignites another branch using Kade's and walks solemnly into the forest.
*Watches with wide eyes*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 03, 2019, 01:14:11 AM
*Watches with wide eyes*
Just let him go; he belongs to the forest now.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 02, 2019, 06:05:59 PM
*Ignites another branch using Kade's and walks solemnly into the forest.
*follows Verdauga and eats his branch* You don't want to start a forest fire now, do you? (That's a rhetorical question, by the way)
*Gives a deadpan look.*
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee.
*Lights a lantern*
Y'know, people went into forests with torches before, and didn't start wildfires.
They did, just they couldn't tell anyone the reason the bush fire started because they had died from the smoke and been obliterated.
But those people started wildfires. And you ruined my moment. Now,
*Holds up lantern, and walks solemnly into the forest....*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 03, 2019, 09:36:34 PM
But those people started wildfires. And you ruined my moment. Now,
*Holds up lantern, and walks solemnly into the forest....*
I- I think it's daytime though
*Sheev ceases thinking. Sheev lets out a yelp that would scare the death out of hot tar. Sheev ignites his blade, and quickens his pace towards One-Eye*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 03, 2019, 11:54:34 PM
I- I think it's daytime though
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
*Walks into forest, unheeding to Kade's cries, and soon he disappears among the flora.*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on November 04, 2019, 12:01:34 AM
*Sheev ceases thinking. Sheev lets out a yelp that would scare the death out of hot tar. Sheev ignites his blade, and quickens his pace towards One-Eye*
I wasn't aware you were walking towards One-eye to begin with.
Wait.
Does this have anything to do with those pancakes??
Hush. *Sheev leaps forward cutting through the oak table on which he sprints. Sheev slashes a board and flings it at One-Eye's face*
*catches board* Please try to express your feelings in a less violent way. (and yes, it is daytime)
Ah, let Sheevie do what he wants. Though if he starts on me, I may permit you to chain him up.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 31, 2019, 06:28:30 PM
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!!! *Runs at the bear, shooting like a maniac*
I AIN'T YOUR MOTHER, BOY!
Oh, the poor bear! Leave it be!
*Spots bear corpse on the ground*
...
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 04, 2019, 08:05:45 AM
Ah, let Sheevie do what he wants. Though if he starts on me, I may permit you to chain him up.
But... Eh, okay. *throws board at One-Eye*
*pulls out popcorn and starts eating*
*Grabs board.*
One-eye helped save you from a bear! why are you attacking him?
*Watches Sheev sprint towards One-eye and pulls Thomasbane from its sleeve.*
Things might get very violent very soon, and I think One-eye'll come out on top.
I'm just obeying orders. Whose side am I supposed to be on, exactly?
*Sheev stops, watches, and waits for Verdauga's possible attack*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 05, 2019, 11:40:46 PM
I'm just obeying orders. Whose side am I supposed to be on, exactly?
Scout Leader Russa's. In her absence, Jarky's. In
her absence, article 45-a3:5
c.
*Puts board on fire, then walks solemnly into the dark forest, lit only by my lantern.*
{Which would be my
third time I'd be doing this.}
Oh. Jarky said to let Sheev do what he wants. I guess that doesn't mean I have to help him do it. *eats Verdauga's lantern*
WHY are you eating flaming branches and brazen lanterns? I need these things.
Also, just saying, still daytime. *begins throwing popcorn at Teer and Verdauga*
It's nighttime to me for pete's sake!
and it actually was when I posted that lantern bit.
*Eats marshmallows toasted over Teer's now burning gullet. Composes a song.*
FLAMING MARSHMALLOOOOWS,
FLAMING MARSHMALLOOOOOOOOOWS,
FLAMING MARSHMALLOOOOWS,
ON A STICK!
FLAMING MARSHMALLOOOOWS,
FLAMING MARSHMALLOOOOOOOOOWS,
FLAMING MARSHMALLOOOOWS,
I'M FEELING SICK!
Very nice, Jarky!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 06, 2019, 01:36:40 PM
WHY are you eating flaming branches and brazen lanterns? I need these things.
To prevent disaster. Use an LED torch.
Or one of those laser lights that can set things on fire. That's safe, right?
*Disappears into the forest.
Having actually walked around in the forest in the dark, I can positively say it's eerie, but amazing.
*Looks at the clock, then looks up at the bright daylight, but decides to not say anything.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 04:31:27 PM
*Looks at the clock, then looks up at the bright daylight, but decides to not say anything.*
I DIDN"T SAY IT WAS NIGHTTIME NOW!!!
*Ahem*
Excuse the all caps. I only said I disappeared into the forest.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 06, 2019, 02:37:41 PM
Also, just saying, still daytime. *begins throwing popcorn at Teer and Verdauga*
*Catches popcorn and eats them* Mm
*Watches Sebias' eating skillz from somewhere in the forest.*
*Kade rears his arm back and throws a flaming curveball popcorn in what he thinks is Verdauga's general direction*
*Of course, it being popcorn and being terribly nonaerodynamic, falls far short of Verdauga's supposed location.*
*eats flaming popcorn* Seriously, stop throwing the fire. I suggested eating fire sticks, not throwing them at each other.
*As Teer ate the flaming popcorn, she inadvertently drew aggro from Kade. He began throwing regular popcorn at her, keenly aware that maybe throwing fire was a bad idea in a forest.*
*ignores popcorn and finishes apple pie* Do we need to pack up our tents or does Scout Camp last longer than that?
Since the rest of the planet has just been destroyed by a rogue asteroid, I'd say Scout Camp lasts for eternity.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 08:12:50 AM
Since the rest of the planet has just been destroyed by a rogue asteroid...
... What?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 08:12:50 AM
Since the rest of the planet has just been destroyed by a rogue asteroid...
... What?
Fine. I'll keep this train going...
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 08:12:50 AM
Since the rest of the planet has just been destroyed by a rogue asteroid....
... What?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 08:12:50 AM
Since the rest of the planet has just been destroyed by a rogue asteroid, I'd say Scout Camp lasts for eternity.
... What?
Sure it hasn't been destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass?
Don't panic!
Remember your towel, and don't listen to Vogon poetry.
No one is Hitchhiking here, okay?
Why not?
Well then, I guess I'll have to say that the Discworld is carried through space on the back of four elephants and a turtle known as Great A'Tuin. The fifth elephant slipped and crashed onto the Discworld.
Ummmmm......o-o-o-kay.
*Raises eyebrow*
Sisiusly? Does no one appreciate my (almost) endless book references? Also, are you a Ranger?
I just realised you are also on the RA forum.
He's an admin, right?
Don't think so...
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 07:35:19 PM
Sisiusly? Does no one appreciate my (almost) endless book references?
Of course I appreciate them!
Hey now, Miss Thistlebrush, you need to explain that last statement you made!
Why? It's perfectly clear. She appreciates my references to books.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 08:41:41 PM
Hey now, Miss Thistlebrush, you need to explain that last statement you made!
Oh...
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 11, 2019, 08:12:50 AM
Since the rest of the planet has just been destroyed by a rogue asteroid, I'd say Scout Camp lasts for eternity.
This one? Entirely true.
Bu- but, but... how? When???
It got destroyed by Vogons, the dolphins disappeared.
So long and thanks for all the fish!
*Does a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner'*
...I'm losing faith in our scout leader....
Yeah, where is she?
*Gives Jarky the stink-eye*
What?
I bet you just made up that whole asteroid thing, didn't you?
I'm coming to the conclusion that if we don't understand it, it's probably a Hitchhikers reference.
Also, Kade, they elected Russa as scout leader.
*keeps watching in silence*
*Waves a stick in the air*
*dodges as stick nearly hits head* Desist!
Ok, ok... *Waves a branch in the air*
*sighs* If you need me, put up with it. I'll be unconscious. *doesn't dodge branch in time and gets whacked on the head*
*Waves a tree around*
*is unconscious*
*Throws buckets of water at Teer and Jarky before scampering off, giggling.*
*Whilst Teer is unconscious, lights a torch with the lantern and proceeds into the forest.*
*Some of the thrown water inexplicably turns in the air towards Verdauga and puts out the torch.*
*Swings tree at Verdauga*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 12, 2019, 08:02:29 PM
*Swings tree at Verdauga*
You don't even know where I am! If it weren't light outside, it'd be exactly like taking a shot in the dark!
Speaking of dark, I think I accidentally put your torch out. Sorry!
*Has a lantern still.*
*eats lantern* Thanks for throwing water on me, Kade.
*Gives thumbs up.* It's what I'm here for
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 12:06:29 AM
*eats lantern* Thanks for throwing water on me, Kade.
*Pulls lantern out Shisteer's throat.*
*That was.....-graphic...(ugh)*
You do realize I have to
buy these things, right? Could you
not. Eat. Them? Please?? Thanks. Furthermore, you also don't know where I am in the forest....
Don't bother buying lanterns. How about a good brisingr? Or perhaps you would prefer to use a witchlight?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 04:50:53 PM
*Pulls lantern out Shisteer's throat.*
*That was.....-graphic...(ugh)*
Yeah, I'll say.
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:53:56 PM
Don't bother buying lanterns. How about a good brisingr? Or perhaps you would prefer to use a witchlight?
Don't even get started on that again -_- We left that discussion in the dust :laugh:
Fine. *picks up a witchlight* I'm not discussing or even referencing Eragon now, so it should be fine, right?
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:53:56 PM
Don't bother buying lanterns. How about a good brisingr? Or perhaps you would prefer to use a witchlight?
If I wanted to use magic, I would use a magic that I understood the boundaries and mechanics of. In other words,
my magic. So I chose to use lanterns.
*Said from somewhere in the forest...*
*Somewhere in the forest, which is also where the scout camp is.* You appear to be going in circles.
The scout camp is somewhere in the forest indeed. I am somewhere else.
*Said from somewhere far away in the forest...*
*The scout camp stealthily follows Verdauga, always keeping just a few paces behind him. Little did he know, no beast can escape the scout camp.*
*Is far away from the camp since the camp didn't know where I was .*
*steals Verdauga's teleporter from the school bus, then teleports to Verdauga, and tells the camp where he is*
(Uh oh, the threads are starting to become mixed up. This can't be good for the continuing continuity of the site....)
It's okay, Kade. My teleportation magic can't be stolen. And I'm sure this isn't the first time threads have gotten mixed up.
*Kade watches as a pomelo from the food fight topic comes flying in towards Verdauga.*
Yeah... yeah, I guess so.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 06:35:30 PM
It's okay, Kade. My teleportation magic can't be stolen. And I'm sure this isn't the first time threads have gotten mixed up.
My magic can steal your teleporter, actually.
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 06:42:58 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 06:35:30 PM
It's okay, Kade. My teleportation magic can't be stolen. And I'm sure this isn't the first time threads have gotten mixed up.
My magic can steal your teleporter, actually.
It's a teleportation spell...... It's like stealing a motive, or an action. If you can steal my teleportation spell, this forum has larger problems than a moving campsite.
Yeah, well my magic can cancel out your teleportation magic, so there!
So you basically stopped Booklover from teleporting to me and telling the camp where I was. Thanks!
*Spoken from somewhere, far away, yet in the forest....*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 06:57:06 PM
So you basically stopped Booklover from teleporting to me and telling the camp where I was. Thanks!
*Spoken from somewhere, far away, yet in the forest....*
Kade said
can not that he has. So I still managed to steal your teleporter, and therefore the camp knows where you are. Besides, if he has, then I found you and alerted the camp,
then you were stopped from teleporting.
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 06:59:42 PM
Kade said can not that he has. So I still managed to steal your teleporter, and therefore the camp knows where you are. Besides, if he has, then I found you and alerted the camp, then you were stopped from teleporting.
You can't steal the teleporter. It's a spell. If Kade "canceled" my teleportation, then you couldn't teleport to me, since you used "my teleporter". Because of this, you couldn't alert the camp to my position. However, none of this matters because you can't steal a teleportation spell, therefore can't teleport to me, and since I wasn't teleporting in the first place, Kade's cancellation has no effect on me.
Fine, I won't eat your lantern anymore. *flies into sky and spots Verdauga's lantern light through the trees* Oh, there you are. *flies down and informs camp of Verdauga's position*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 10:14:00 PM
Fine, I won't eat your lantern anymore. *flies into sky and spots Verdauga's lantern light through the trees* Oh, there you are. *flies down and informs camp of Verdauga's position*
My lantern was unlit, because it's daytime.
*Uses super secret magic that can't be overcome to locate Verdauga's location and keep him from teleporting. As this occurs, the scout camp creeps up on Verdauga's position until it is upon him.*
Even without a lit lantern, I can track your movements. There's basically no wind so any movement of the trees are either you or a wild pig, and it's not hard to tell the difference.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 10:23:21 PM
*Uses super secret magic that can't be overcome to locate Verdauga's location and keep him from teleporting. As this occurs, the scout camp creeps up on Verdauga's position until it is upon him.*
You got me. I don't know WHY the scout camp is discouraging someone from exploring the forest, but you got me.
Now let's go hunting. *grabs bow and quiver* Ready to find some food?
Sure!
*Grabs handgun.*
(Hey, look! It's night while I post this!)
*Lights lantern, and ventures solemnly into the forest.....*
*follows Verdauga* It's lunch time. Want something to eat?
I would, but my time zone would make it dinner. That won't stop me from getting something to eat though!
It's morning. Time for breakfast!
When Teer posted, it was 11:45 pm for me, and when Kade posted it was 4:14 pm. So not really breakfast. Although I guess there's such a thing as an all-day breakfast.
So, are there blue pancakes? Is there Arridi coffee with honey? Or just some bacon?
*sets up fire and lights it by breath in the sticks* I'll just let that simmer down while I prepare the stuff to go on it. *grounds Arridi coffee beans and puts water on to boil, holds frying pan over fire to heat up, then cracks eggs onto it and adds bacon and veggies* Breakfast will be ready in a few minutes. Get your plates and cups ready.
*Stands to attention with plate and cup ready.*
*gets plate and cup*
*waits*
(edit) 30 seconds later... *gets cutlery*
Okay, good job. *dishes food onto Booklover and Kade's plates and pours coffee* Enjoy! *dishes food and drink up for self and begins to eat*
Thank you. *eats*
Is there any more?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 16, 2019, 07:45:01 AM
Okay, good job. *dishes food onto Booklover and Kade's plates and pours coffee* Enjoy! *dishes food and drink up for self and begins to eat*
*Begins eating plate.* This is good! You da best!
I don't think you should be eating the plate...
So...who wants to tell scary stories?
Me. Are you sitting comfortably? This might take some time to tell and to read. If you are of a nervous disposition, I wouldn't suggest listening to/reading the following story.
Spoiler
I died. The end.
*wipes eyes and sniffs* That was heartbreaking, Booklover.
Quote from: Booklover on November 16, 2019, 11:42:37 AM
Thank you. *eats*
Is there any more?
Of course. *gives Booklover more food* You should drink your coffee before it goes cold. Honey's here, if you want it.
Thank you. Yes, honey is a compulsory ingredient in a cup of coffee.
Eh, I'll take mine black.
Quote from: Booklover on November 17, 2019, 01:53:44 PM
Thank you. Yes, honey is a compulsory ingredient in a cup of coffee.
I wholeheartedly agree.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 17, 2019, 11:11:54 PM
Eh, I'll take mine black.
Of course! You wouldn't want milk and honey, that would be terrible! (besides, only Leander puts milk in his coffee and, as Halt said "The man's a savage.") *passes honey and spoon to Booklover*
*Drinks coffee.*
So, when can I get back to wandering in the forest?
See now, that's where you're all mixed up my friend. You don't wander the forest; the forest wanders you.
We aren't in Russia. I wander the forest.
*Imitates Russian accent.*
But in Mother Russia, Forest wanders you.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 19, 2019, 02:28:57 PM
So, when can I get back to wandering in the forest?
*gives Verdauga ration pack, water bottle and electric torch* Now.
Okay!
*Stows flashlight in pocket and lights lantern*
Wanders off into the forest.*
*Waves Verdauga off* Have a safe trip! Don't be worried if the camp follows you later!
Gotcha!
*Put on sunglasses*
Been Real. 8)
*puts on a hat, a scarf and gloves* What? It is November, and where I am it's a little bit cold.
Yeah. It's probably upper 50s where I am.
Fahrenheit?
I would certainly hope so :laugh:
Well, yeah. If it was Celsius, it would be really hot, and if it was Kelvin, it would be freezing cold. Really really freezing cold.
It's just in Britain, we use Celsius.
But on another thread:
Quote from: Delthion on November 20, 2019, 04:08:45 PM
We're in a little bit of a heat wave, it's getting into the mid thirties! ;D
which seems to be Celsius.
Woops. Sorry; yes in Fahrenheit.
Either Delthion's using the Celsius or it is really cold where he is wandering.
If it was cold it wouldn't be a heat wave.
He could be being sarcastic (which is what I initially assumed). It isn't clear via text.
Quote from: Booklover on November 20, 2019, 06:37:38 PM
If it was cold it wouldn't be a heat wave.
What if the "heat wave" warmed it up to the thirties?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 20, 2019, 05:11:52 PM
Okay!
*Stows flashlight in pocket and lights lantern*
Wanders off into the forest.*
*sighs* I'm not even going to bother.
You're the one that sent him on his way ;D
That wasn't what I was sighing about. I gave him a torch, for goodness sake! HE DOESN'T NEED A LANTERN!!!
*Calls out from the darkness (Hey, it's dark here!)* Lanterns give light off in all directions! They're better at navigating forests!
I gave you a torch!
*Calls out from the darkness* Lanterns are better!
*joins the conversation/shouting match* Werelights are better!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 21, 2019, 05:22:36 PM
*Calls out from the darkness* Lanterns are better!
I dunno, fire is pretty cool
If someone makes a pun about that, imma come at you
I wasn't even thinking of making a pun until you told me not to.
Witchlights are better!
Hmph, you guys are getting out of control. *eats all forms of lighting except electric torches*
I'm sorry, but my brilliance can't be contained (or eaten)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:41:17 PM
Hmph, you guys are getting out of control. *eats all forms of lighting except electric torches*
You can't eat a werelight. And I doubt eating a witchlight will do much good. However, if you're eating forms of lighting, I guess I won't reference Harry Potter.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2019, 05:42:52 PM
I'm sorry, but my brilliance can't be contained (or eaten)
*raises eyebrow* Really? I think I might test that theory. *eats Kade, along with his brilliance* Yep, your brilliance can be eaten and, therefore, contained in my puku.
Ow
It shouldn't hurt. My puku is nice and padded with muscles.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:57:54 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2019, 05:42:52 PM
I'm sorry, but my brilliance can't be contained (or eaten)
*raises eyebrow* Really? I think I might test that theory. *eats Kade, along with his brilliance* Yep, your brilliance can be eaten and, therefore, contained in my puku.
Hi, Ranger Teer.
I thought you said you didn't bite. Or am I getting confused?
I didn't bite him, I just ate him. (hence why he's still alive) Biting implies that I used my teeth.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 06:06:30 PM
It shouldn't hurt. My puku is nice and padded with muscles.
Hmmm, I guess it isn't so bad *Goes to sleep*
Time for some haka practice. *does haka* Yes, I finally got it right! *jumps up and down in celebration*
*Is no longer asleep*
In dance, we had to learn the haka. Needless to say (see AITOO), I was terrible.
Cool! Haka is more a battle challenge than a dance though. It basically just requires stomping and beating your chest and knees alternately. (it can involve more detailed stuff but that's all you need for a basic haka, other than the ability to make a scary face at the end)
*A floating cleaver comes and cuts Kade out of Shisteer* {Ugh, this stuff is gory}
Thanks. It can get hard to digest things if you don't chew properly. *stitches stomach back up and does another haka*
*is ticked off*
YOU WOKE ME UP
*From somewhere close by*
Hey, One-eye. Wanna explore the forest in the dark? >:D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 11:48:00 PM
Thanks. It can get hard to digest things if you don't chew properly. *stitches stomach back up and does another haka*
Wait, digest? You were planning to do that to me?! I thought it was just a joke or something....
Quote from: Verdauga on November 21, 2019, 11:55:42 PM
*From somewhere close by*
Hey, One-eye. Wanna explore the forest in the dark? >:D
Verdauga is being creepy again.... :-|
Quote from: Verdauga on November 21, 2019, 11:55:42 PM
*From somewhere close by*
Hey, One-eye. Wanna explore the forest in the dark? >:D
*Scoots away* :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 22, 2019, 01:43:10 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 11:48:00 PM
Thanks. It can get hard to digest things if you don't chew properly. *stitches stomach back up and does another haka*
Wait, digest? You were planning to do that to me?! I thought it was just a joke or something....
When one eats something (or someone), they usually digest it.
...I trusted you.
That was silly. Why did you do that?
'Cause this is the internet.
*A floating cleaver hangs in front of Shisteer*
Thanks for saving me, I didn't know what kind of danger I was in!
eh, you're welcome. No trouble at all.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2019, 03:58:48 PM
'Cause this is the internet.
*A floating cleaver hangs in front of Shisteer*
'Cause this is the internet.
*eats floating cleaver*
I'm still curious, Kade; why on earth did you trust me?
I mean, you seem the trustable sort. Just because you're technically a monster doesn't mean you're actually a monster, you know what I mean? Besides, I thought we were pals! Buds! Homies, or something like that! But apparently I was the only one who thought that! *Runs away crying*
Oh. Well, at least you know now. *gives Kade pavalova to console him* It's alright. We're still friends, it's just not a very good idea to trust me when I'm in the Cellars, alright? There, there, no need to cry.
*turns around and spits cleaver out*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/VuWtVHkMjrz2w/giphy.gif)
Does that mean you're happy?
That's how your "There, there" felt :D
Can't you see my face?! (P.S. This is my face :'( So sad, very cry, wow)
Nope, it's too dark. *gives Kade Whittikers chocolate* Better?
*Sniffles, eyes drying* I- I guess....
Yay! *eats apple*
*Cleaver cuts its way out of Shisteer*
*Sees this happen.* Either that cleaver is, like, really sharp, or Teer's stomach (puku?) is easy to cut out of. *Starts to eat Whittikers chocolate*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 24, 2019, 01:47:59 AM
*Sees this happen.* Either that cleaver is, like, really sharp, or Teer's stomach (puku?) is easy to cut out of. *Starts to eat Whittikers chocolate*
Verdauga's cleaver is hallucinating. I already spat it out. (and yes, puku is stomach)
Kade, I'm using Thomasbane. It is indeed sharp. But I might need to sharpen it....
*Grabs an oilstone and sharpens Thomasbane. although nobody sees this, because I'm invisible.*
As I said, I already spat said cleaver out.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2019, 02:08:32 PM
Kade, I'm using Thomasbane. It is indeed sharp. But I might need to sharpen it....
*Grabs an oilstone and sharpens Thomasbane. although nobody sees this, because I'm invisible.*
I can see it. I'm wearing Moody's magic eye.
The cleaver's edge is fine because it didn't cut through my puku at all.
It did when I was extricating Kade.
Okay, that's true. Still, it obviously cut up underneath the scales so it should still be relatively fine.
Fair enough*Put Thomasbane away*
Okay, now that we've gotten that out of the way, want to go hunting? *grabs bow and quiver*
Sure!
*Pulls out rifle*
How about I let you shoot first?
What are we hunting?
Venison.
I'm in *grabs a hunting fork*
Oh. Deer hunting?
*Grabs bigger rifle*
My dad's hornet won't be enough for that.
Sweet, let's go. *leads the way into the forest*
Wait for me!
*runs up carrying a DAKS-47U*
*pauses until One-Eye catches up, then continues, keeping an eye out for deer tracks* Ah, here. They look fresh enough to be worth following.
*Sees deer in the distance.*
Shh! Over there!
*Readies his hunting fork*
*talks quietly to her horse, with a bow and arrow ready* Yes, I talk to my horse. No, that does not make me crazy. Yes, I may or may not be a Ranger. No, I am not perfectly sane. It's just that talking to my horse doesn't make me insane (because I haven't fallen into a French river), although other stuff does.
*pops up next to the deer and empties the magazine into its neck*
The bullets ruin the meat.
Do you eat the neck?
No comment.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 07:12:06 PM
*pops up next to the deer and empties the magazine into its neck*
Not exactly the most ethical way to hunt.........
Can you all just read Inheritance so I can make references without worrying too much about spoilers?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2019, 08:17:47 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 25, 2019, 07:12:06 PM
*pops up next to the deer and empties the magazine into its neck*
Not exactly the most ethical way to hunt.........
Ethics... I wish life was that simple.
Life would be no fun if it was simple. *Swings a stick at one of the deer* (Deers?)
*The deer runs off, straight into the path of my dad's pickup.*
This actually happened, by the way.
...Oh dear.
And what is your dad's pickup doing here? The whole rest of the world has been destroyed to make way for a hyperspace highway, remember?
*bypass
It happened in real life.
Quote from: Booklover on November 25, 2019, 08:19:16 PM
Can you all just read Inheritance so I can make references without worrying too much about spoilers?
*And then, while we were hunting the deer, we all got flashbanged by an elf hundreds of miles away and all the deer ran away. In the clearing there is a blue stone, smoking from the flashbang.*
*Opens bolt on rifle and facepalms.*
*Watches from a distance*
*begins skinning deer* In case you are wondering, I shot this while you guys were talking about magazines. (by the way, I don't really read magazines. I prefer books, generally)
All that practice skinning cats has come in handy, actually.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 25, 2019, 11:31:09 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 25, 2019, 08:19:16 PM
Can you all just read Inheritance so I can make references without worrying too much about spoilers?
*And then, while we were hunting the deer, we all got flashbanged by an elf hundreds of miles away and all the deer ran away. In the clearing there is a blue stone, smoking from the flashbang.*
I can't even remember what reference I was going to make. Anyway, here's one I thought of earlier:
Spoiler
the dragons sent the egg there.
Btw, that is a pretty big spoiler, so if you haven't read all the books, I strongly advise that you don't read it.
I think that I might have been about to mention something about the elves and the ethics of hunting. And that it's the path to the goal that matters, not the actual goal.
*Heads back to camp*
*Puts away hunting fork sadly*
Actually, I think I remember what I was going to say.
Spoiler
Something about saying two words to set off a nuclear bomb.
Can somebody please give me a hand getting this meat back to camp? I'm not very good at lifting heavy things.
*Walks back, slings rifle over shoulder, and helps Shisteer bring the deer back to camp.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 27, 2019, 09:21:39 AM
Can somebody please give me a hand getting this meat back to camp? I'm not very good at lifting heavy things.
I don't believe you. *Helps anyways.*
Thanks. *arrives back at camp and hangs deer up in a tree to bleed*
Hi guys! Can I join in? *doesn't wait for answer*
Hey, I didn't get a deer but I shot two rabbits. *gives rabbits to Teer* Happy Birthday.
Wait, actual birthday?
No. That's just a weird thing we do. *gives Kade a rabbit* Happy Birthday!
Gotcha, gotcha. Thanks! *Pulls out dressing fork and instantly dresses and cleans rabbit, then pulls out cooking fork and begins cooking.*
You like forks.
It's actually all the same fork; it's enchanted to be able to do most almost anything. Only caveat is that I have to put it away and pull it back out to get it to do different things.
Okaaaaaay....
That's weird. But weird is interesting, so carry on!
*Winks* Will do. Anywho, the rabbit is cooked, want some? *Holds some out on fork.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 01, 2019, 05:51:50 AM
Hi guys! Can I join in? *doesn't wait for answer*
Hey, I didn't get a deer but I shot two rabbits. *gives rabbits to Teer* Happy Birthday.
Thanks. *skins rabbits, then cuts the meat off and rolls it in floury mixture-ish stuff before frying* Happy birthday to you too. Keen to share the meal? I have fresh sorrel and coffee.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2019, 06:27:57 AM
It's actually all the same fork; it's enchanted to be able to do most almost anything. Only caveat is that I have to put it away and pull it back out to get it to do different things.
Enchanted forks are interesting. Especially when you enchant them without using the Ancient Language.
Thanks for the cooked rabbit, everyone! I don't have any past experience with enchanted forks, so I would know. But okay, if you say so.
Of course! You don't need past experience in order to know about them, do you?
Yeah, I don't have any past experience and look at me. *He says and waves the fork around. A lightning bolt fires off from it and takes out a nearby tree.* Uh... maybe I shouldn't do that.
Apparently I have a magical pitchfork now.
Not anymore ;D
*Takes enchanted fork* *Writes poetry*
Oooh, poetry writing. I like ee.
Sorry, the enchanted fork only works for me. Also when I do this... *Snaps* ...the fork comes back to my paw! *Fork flies away from Jarky and impales Kade.* ...Ow.
O_O
O-O-okay....
*sighs* You definitely need more practice wielding that thing. *pulls fork out of Kade and cleans it* Here, hold that. *stitches and bandages Kade's wound*
*winces in sympathy* Ouch, that looked painful. Here, I have some kawakawa ointment. Use as much as you need. *holds jar of kawakawa out to Teer*
Thanks. *liberally applies kawakawa ointment onto wound* There, give it a couple of days to heal and you should be as good as new.
My thanks to both of you ladies, *He said with a bow, wincing as his stitches pulled.* But yeah, I just got this fork, so I'm still getting used to it.
I am offended. *climbs onto Teer's trampoline (that's what I do if I'm offended, btw)*
Offended?
She really just wants an excuse to do a flip off the bar.
Yes. I was offended at being referred to as a lady. Lying is a bad habit, Kade Rivok.
*snorts* You're more ladylike than me.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 04, 2019, 05:51:44 AM
Yes. I was offended at being referred to as a lady. Lying is a bad habit, Kade Rivok.
Well, I believe the technical definition of the term describes you, at least :laugh:
Dear oh dear, such hard truths cannot be good for the digestion so early in the morning.
From where we're sitting, it's almost four in the afternoon.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 02:33:58 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 04, 2019, 05:51:44 AM
Yes. I was offended at being referred to as a lady. Lying is a bad habit, Kade Rivok.
Well, I believe the technical definition of the term describes you, at least :laugh:
I was meaning 'ladylike'. And as soon as I get off this computer I'm going to show you just how unladylike I can be, Teer. (run, because it will take me about five seconds to stand up and cross the room to where you're sitting)
Nope. You won't be showing me anything because I've locked myself in the bathroom for security measures.
Bother, I was wondering where you went.
Deepest, but not really sincere, gratitude for warning me of your plans.
You're welcome. (actually it's because I hadn't finished formulating my punishment plan)
After careful consideration, I have decided that you are far less ladylike than me.
A statement which, coincidentally, improves your chances of survival.
???
They tend to go off on tangents, if you hadn't noticed.
Neither of them are lady-os.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 02:51:22 AM
From where we're sitting, it's almost four in the afternoon.
It was a quote. Wasn't morning for me, either, when I posted it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 05, 2019, 05:11:17 PM
They tend to go off on tangents, if you hadn't noticed.
Yeah, but I can typically figure out how they got there.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2019, 05:09:20 AM
A statement which, coincidentally, improves your chances of survival.
Hence why I said it.
Oh? Teer showing fear? Now this is a first.
Fear and wisdom are not the same.
Yeah, but wisdom doesn't rhyme with Teer, so....
Clever rhymes with Elvish Kiwi's Favourite Sister, but that's a bit of a mouthful.
I'm a bit peckish. Hey look, guys! We can hunt that large garrison of deadly but beautiful wolves approaching our camp with quite evil eyes. *Is happy* *The wolves attack*
*Screams*
*Pulls out fighting fork and goes on the offensive.*
*Forgot to bring lightsaber, and is too tired to conjure Force lightning* *Sheev holds up his fists*
*Fist bumps Sheev* ^-^
*Dashes toward the enemies*
Which enemies? The ducks, the wolves or us?
Yes.
*Punches madly into one of the wolves* *Laughs with admiration for my fists*
That's unusual.
*In his head, Kade cuts a swathe through the wolf pack, destroying any that come before him. In reality, he pokes one, then runs away with a number of them giving chase.*
*Hides under a wheelbarrow*
*Sheev realizes he is outmatched when it comes to hand to hand combat with wolves* *He flees*
Good call.
*Suddenly, sensing it's master is in danger, the fighting fork flies out of Kade's paws and begins attacking the wolves on it's own.*
Huh, didn't know it could do that. Imteresting.
*Still under the wheelbarrow*
*Blasts the wolves with my rifle.*
Does anyone want Thomasbane ?
The wolves are now closing in on our camp! *Sheev starts breathing on his chilly fingers. His goal is to loosen up the joints so he may use his Force lightning on the enemy critters*
*Has destroyed wolf no.3.*
Are they the wolf mutts?
*Success* *Sheev's powerful beams of Force lightning destroy many of the wolves* Hehe.
*Chops into a wolf using Thomasbane, and unholsters handgun.*
*Fight fork continues fighting. Kade soon realizes he can control it's movements via whistling and starts up a merry tune as the wolves numbers thin.*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 06, 2019, 07:10:47 PM
*Blasts the wolves with my rifle.*
Does anyone want Thomasbane ?
*shoots wolves with arrows until they are too close, then uses bow itself as a weapon smashing wolves aside with it* Um, yes please. I forgot my saxe knife.
Wha- what kind of ranger forgets their seax knife?!
The forgetful kind.
*puts a protective ring of fire around camp, then begins attacking wolves with claws, teeth and fire breath*
Don't tell me you lost it in a fight with a Genovesan assassin when trying to save another Ranger's life. Anyway, I have a spare. Don't lose it. *throws the spare saxe knife to Ebantu, then begins shooting the wolves around her*
D-D-do you still want Thomasbane?
*Shoots a wolf with my handgun.*
How many wolves did Sheev sic on us anyway?
Thanks. *catches saxe knife* No I didn't. *glares at Kade* A forgetful one who has a lot to think about, like how to kill annoying otters!
Yes, I would still like your knife, Verdie. I left my throwing knife in my tent and it would be nice to be able to do the double-knife defense (just in case any of these wolves have swords). *kills wolf with saxe and waits for Verdauga to throw his knife*
*bites wolf's head off, then hurriedly spits it out and turns to find a new opponent* Just so you know, I don't recommend eating the wolves. They don't taste good.
*Looks at Teer wide-eyed, while teleporting Thomasbane into Eb's other hand.*
O-O-oka-ay...
*grips Verdauga's knife and uses it to kill two wolves in rapid succession* Why did you call it Thomasbane? Did you use it to kill someone called Thomas?
*His own whistling actually lulls him to sleep and he passes out. A wayward wolf begins gnawing on his leg.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 09, 2019, 05:47:15 AM
*grips Verdauga's knife and uses it to kill two wolves in rapid succession* Why did you call it Thomasbane? Did you use it to kill someone called Thomas?
Well, first, it's italicised.
Second, here's (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=8128.msg681069#msg681069) where it was first mentioned, here (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=8128.msg681071#msg681071) is where it got it's name, here (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=8128.msg683359#msg683359) is where I first obtained it, and here (https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11173.msg685456#msg685456) is where I first used its name,
I'll leave the link in there for now, but the second link leads to the post literally right underneath the first link.
Okaaaaay...Good to know. *kills another wolf with Thomasbane and throws saxe at a bear who randomly joined in the fight*
I can't believe that was all just a few months ago. It felt like a real blast from the past. :D
But does that adequately explain it?
I wasn't here a few months ago, so...*retrieves saxe knife and kills a wolf with it* How many wolves are left?
I dunno. I just gonna call it and say that there are none left.
Okay. *cleans Thomasbane on the grass and passes it back to Verdauga* Thanks for lending me your knife. *cleans Booklover's saxe the same way and gives it back to her* Alright, no more unexpected attacks for a while, please.
*Starts cleaning and honing Thomasbane with a rag and oilstone.*
You have to talk to Sheev about that. Good throw on the bear, by the way.
Thanks. *roasts a marshmellow to perfection and eats it*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 09, 2019, 02:34:41 PM
*His own whistling actually lulls him to sleep and he passes out. A wayward wolf begins gnawing on his leg.*
I think you missed one *Kade mumbles in his sleep.*
*Shoots the last wolf with rifle, which probably woke Kade.*
There.
*Despite the gunshot, Kade stays peacefully asleep.*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 09, 2019, 06:19:55 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 09, 2019, 05:47:15 AM
*grips Verdauga's knife and uses it to kill two wolves in rapid succession* Why did you call it Thomasbane? Did you use it to kill someone called Thomas?
Well, first, it's italicised.
Second, here's (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=8128.msg681069#msg681069) where it was first mentioned, here (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=8128.msg681071#msg681071) is where it got it's name, here (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=8128.msg683359#msg683359) is where I first obtained it, and here (https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11173.msg685456#msg685456) is where I first used its name,
I'll leave the link in there for now, but the second link leads to the post literally right underneath the first link.
Huh, I had no idea that was where it came from. Imteresting.
*Wakes up yelling,* YES, IT IS SPREADING, *then looks around bleary eyed.*
*Cycles the bolt on the rifle.*
Soo, uhh....what, exactly, was spreading, Kade?
No idea. The pain, maybe? *gives Kade a marshmellow and a stick*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2019, 10:25:07 PM
Soo, uhh....what, exactly, was spreading, Kade?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 10, 2019, 10:13:12 PM
Huh, I had no idea that was where it came from.Imteresting.
*Takes marshmallow on a stick curiously.* This is a strange sort of weapon. How does one fight with this?
It's a secret art, but you catch it on fire and throw it at your enemies.
Or you toast the marshmallow and get two biscuits to make a s'more. Then you use the stick, because, as the converb says, a stick is good for hitting people with.
Yup. "An unstrung bow is a stick; sticks are good for whacking people."
*rolls eyes at Kade and shoves the marshmellow into his mouth* You're supposed to eat it.
*looks around at the camp site* This place, along with Kade's leg, is a mess. *applies kawakawa ointment to Kade's wound and wraps it neatly with bandage, then begins disposing of dead wolves*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 12, 2019, 12:11:59 AM
*rolls eyes at Kade and shoves the marshmellow into his mouth* You're supposed to eat it.
Ooooh, gotcha gotcha. *He says happily, through a mouthful of marshmellow.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 12, 2019, 10:47:26 AM
*looks around at the camp site* This place, along with Kade's leg, is a mess. *applies kawakawa ointment to Kade's wound and wraps it neatly with bandage, then begins disposing of dead wolves*
My thanks to ye; I kinda forgot about that. *He says happily, still through a mouthful of marshmellow.*
STOP EATING WITH YOUR MOUTHFUL!!!!!!
Sorry, this marshmallow is really chewy. *He says apologetically, still through a mouthful of marshmallow.*
*puts a marshmallow in my mouth* Chubby bunnies.
*puts another marshmallow in my mouth * Chubby bunnies.
*puts another marshmallow in my mouth* Chubby bunnies (this time a bit harder to understand).
*put another marshmallow in my mouth* Chubby bunnies (this time a lot harder to understand).
And so on, until I can't fit any more in.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
STOP EATING WITH YOUR MOUTHFUL!!!!!!
*Lights a torch from the campfire and walks into the forest.*
*grins wickedly and stalks Verdauga*
*tosses last wolf carcass into fire and wipes claws on grass*
Quote from: Booklover on December 12, 2019, 05:50:13 PM
*puts a marshmallow in my mouth* Chubby bunnies.
*puts another marshmallow in my mouth * Chubby bunnies.
*puts another marshmallow in my mouth* Chubby bunnies (this time a bit harder to understand).
*put another marshmallow in my mouth* Chubby bunnies (this time a lot harder to understand).
And so on, until I can't fit any more in.
It's supposed to be fluffy bunnies.
Are there any more marshmallows?
*Didn't get rabbits while they were being passed out.*
Quote from: lass of something much on December 12, 2019, 05:51:32 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
STOP EATING WITH YOUR MOUTHFUL!!!!!!
How else am I meant to eat? I need food in my mouth to be able to eat.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 13, 2019, 09:19:45 AM
It's supposed to be fluffy bunnies.
I've heard both. Probably just something that changed as it was spread to other countries.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 03:42:14 PM
*Didn't get rabbits while they were being passed out.*
*gives Verdauga two fluffy bunnies and a rabbit hutch to keep them in*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 13, 2019, 07:12:52 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 03:42:14 PM
*Didn't get rabbits while they were being passed out.*
*gives Verdauga two fluffy bunnies and a rabbit hutch to keep them in*
Ooh! *Sees Teer giving away rabbits* Can I have some
to eat to use as a pet forever and ever? ;D
No, sorry. I gave them to Verdauga.
What you need to do is be really nice and polite to adults.
Yes, then the adults might give you rabbits.
very true, good night *go's to bed*
Isn't it 10am or something in New Zealand?
yes why? (I realy need to feed my new baby cockatiel ^-^)
Then why did you go to bed?
Because she stayed up all night on the Redwall Forum, and is therefore to tired to face the day. Silly frog. ;)
I did not (for once) I got of at 11;30pm
You kids have so much energy, don't you.
*Shakes head in disbelief.*
*Feeds Rabbits.*
AAAAAAAH!
*Sighs.*
...So what now?
*wimpers* theres a v-v-venomous snake on your BACK!
*Whirls Thomasbane around and chops through the snake.*
That explains the sudden chills going down my spine....
....yikes...arnt you going to tell us what to do if atcked by a venomous snake?
Quote from: lass of something much on December 14, 2019, 12:34:08 AM
....yikes...arnt you going to tell us what to do if atcked by a venomous snake?
Eat it.
....umm that is the werst idear in the world
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 13, 2019, 02:14:35 PM
Are there any more marshmallows?
I guess that's a no then -_-
Imma go hunt for marshmallows then. "Wanders off into the forest in search of wild marshmallows.*
I have marshmallows :P
*Sheev does some stretches* Goodnight, fellows. *Sheev bundles up in his cotton woven blankets* (Inside his tent)
*Sleeps in a tree*
*eats some of said marshmallows*
*Is wandering off into the forest.*
how menny times have you done that on this thread?
Hey! Someone's gotta keep Kade company.
oki-doki *continues eating marshmallows*
*follows Kade and Verdauga* Come on, Whatitiri. Someone's got to keep an eye on them. *enters forest with the hast eagle walking beside*
*is still eating marshmallows*
*is stalking following Verdauga and Kade*
*is bloted*
Hah!
well thats not very nice!
*Is still searching around for wild marshmallows.* Goodness, these little things are hard to find.
come back kade I have heeps of marshmallows! *throse a bag of marshmallows at kade*
*Sees bag of marshmallows flying towards him.* ENEMY SPOTTED *Punches them out of the air, then performs a body slam on the unsuspecting white fluffs as they land on the ground.*
*is still eating marshmallows*
*watches Kade's attack on the marshmellows, one eyebrow raised* He needs serious help.
don't we all?
:D Yup.
*eats a sausage*yum, yumm
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 14, 2019, 09:02:53 PM
*Sleeps in a tree*
*puts mosquito net round Russa's tree to prevent any further disasters concerning the annoying insects* Good night. *yawns and stokes fire* I'll be on first watch.
okay, good night
Sleep well.
I will if...you shut your gob and give me a chancs!
*Stands up from a hard earned victory.* Whew, just barely managed to come out of that one in one piece. On the the next! *Continues traipsing through the brush.*
*wakes up* good morning *cooks brafarst*
*stands up and stretches* I say, that night was a lot shorter than it usually is, wot! What's on the bally menu for brekkers, Lass me gal?
Marshmallows! *Returns to camp victorious, a slain bag of marshmallows in hand.*
No pancakes, sosigis and eggs.
Baked beans and fried egg on toast!
I can make beans, but I don't have bread.
...marshmallows?
okay, fine marshmallows to!. now, who wants what?
I changed my mind: I would like oats porridge with coconut sugar and chopped up apple and banana.
I don't have coconut sugar eather. *hands Ebby porridge with banana and apple*
*takes bowl* Brown sugar?
*Holds out marshmallow to Eb.* Marshmallow?
*gives Ebby coconut sugar* Can I have some fresh fruit, oats and water, please, Lass?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 18, 2019, 04:45:11 AM
*Holds out marshmallow to Eb.* Marshmallow?
Thanks. *eats marshmellow* It tastes well killed.
Very, Ebby, not well. *shakes head in dismay* On that note, surely something is either killed or not killed, there's nothing in between (Schrödinger's cat doesn't count), so it would be 'It tastes killed.' Also, being killed won't make it taste different to being dead of natural causes, or not enough that a human (or whatever animal you may be) could taste the difference, making it 'It tastes dead.' Finally, we're talking about a marshmallow, which is not, as far as current evidence suggests, ever living (although some parts can come from animals), so it couldn't really be called dead.
I was trying to be nice to Kade. He put a lot of effort in to killing those marshmellows; I was being polite.
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:23:55 PM
Very, Ebby, not well. *shakes head in dismay* On that note, surely something is either killed or not killed, there's nothing in between (Schrödinger's cat doesn't count), so it would be 'It tastes killed.' Also, being killed won't make it taste different to being dead of natural causes, or not enough that a human (or whatever animal you may be) could taste the difference, making it 'It tastes dead.'
This still applies.
Fine by me.
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:26:20 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:23:55 PM
Very, Ebby, not well. *shakes head in dismay* On that note, surely something is either killed or not killed, there's nothing in between (Schrödinger's cat doesn't count), so it would be 'It tastes killed.' Also, being killed won't make it taste different to being dead of natural causes, or not enough that a human (or whatever animal you may be) could taste the difference, making it 'It tastes dead.'
This still applies.
Do note: We are in the
Cellars. Anything can be killed, because anything can be alive.
In which case,
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:26:20 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:23:55 PM
Very, Ebby, not well. *shakes head in dismay* On that note, surely something is either killed or not killed, there's nothing in between (Schrödinger's cat doesn't count), so it would be 'It tastes killed.' Also, being killed won't make it taste different to being dead of natural causes, or not enough that a human (or whatever animal you may be) could taste the difference, making it 'It tastes dead.'
This still applies.
In the real world, maybe. But, as Verdauga said, this is the cellars.
I removed the last sentence from the first post.
I noticed.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 18, 2019, 09:25:07 PM
I was trying to be nice to Kade. He put a lot of effort in to killing those marshmellows; I was being polite.
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:23:55 PM
Very, Ebby, not well. *shakes head in dismay* On that note, surely something is either killed or not killed, there's nothing in between (Schrödinger's cat doesn't count), so it would be 'It tastes killed.' Also, being killed won't make it taste different to being dead of natural causes, or not enough that a human (or whatever animal you may be) could taste the difference, making it 'It tastes dead.' Finally, we're talking about a marshmallow, which is not, as far as current evidence suggests, ever living (although some parts can come from animals), so it couldn't really be called dead.
Not sure if I need to actually break this down, but I guess I'm going to.
This is a rebuttal for your first two points. She used "well" instead of "very" because she was going for the feeling of phrases like "well cooked" or "well done". If someone handed you your favorite cooked food, and you ate it and liked it a lot, would you say "This was well cooked," or "This was very cooked"?
This is a rebuttal to your last two points. She said this in the first place as a reference to the fact that I was hunting marshmallows. Now, of course that isn't something one normally hunts, but I chose to do so because I thought it would be funny, and it was. As I successfully hunted the marshmallow that I had given to Eb, her comment was structured around the fact that hunting marshmallows is a ridiculous concept to begin with and so she decided to play with that idea some more. Something she did a very good job of.
In short... *A horde of marshmallows descend from the sky and attacks Booklover.*
Thanks Kade. That's what I was trying to say. *begins killing the marshmellow horde with teeth, claws, and arrows* (the arrows are used like kebabs, so we can feast after the fight.)
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:23:55 PM
Blah, blah, blah. Finally, we're talking about a marshmallow, which is not, as far as current evidence suggests, ever living (although some parts can come from animals), so it couldn't really be called dead.
I disagree. Marshmallows originally were made out of plants, which have life and can, in fact, die. Also, marshmallows are one unit; they don't have separate parts, so either the whole marshmallow comes from an animal (or plant) or none of it does.
Well then, who wants to hunt jelly babies with me?
Me! Me! *prepares hunting equipment*
I'll come. *grabs bow and arrows*
Quote from: Booklover on December 19, 2019, 05:23:08 PM
Well then, who wants to hunt jelly babies with me?
please bring me back some jelly cucumbers to?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 18, 2019, 09:48:52 AM
*gives Ebby coconut sugar* Can I have some fresh fruit, oats and water, please, Lass?
shore-thing*hands Teer that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^*
Thanks, Lass. *quickly eats breakfast, then follows Booklover and Ebby on their hunt*
*passes some blue cookies to Ebby and Teer*
*Grabs cleaver and walks back to camp.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 21, 2019, 07:15:57 PM
Thanks, Lass. *quickly eats breakfast, then follows Booklover and Ebby on their hunt*
*jumps up, gun in paw*
I'm coming too!
*claps excitedly* Verdauga's bringing his knife!!!
*makes more food* yup, and I have food
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 22, 2019, 05:33:55 AM
*claps excitedly* Verdauga's bringing his knife!!!
Freshly honed, as well.
did you get eny gummy bears?
Err......no. But, I did hunt down some hard candies?
YUM.
thanks, that will have to do. *plases lolys on the pancakes* pancakes eny one?
Sorry, no. I'll make my own breakfast, thanks.
*Begins hunting fruit.*
*feels sick at the sight and thought of sweets on pancakes* Um, no thanks. *copies Verdauga*
*eats pancakes* yum yumm
*Goes to sleep.*
*claps* okay peple lecks get going.!
*Goes to sleep as well.*
wake UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*mumbles "NEVAH." whilst rolling over and avoiding the light.*
*drags kade and verder down the path* WAKE UP!!!!!
*Watches the morning programs*
*is haveing truble draging the two lumps of lard* GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*uses an arrow to poke the bottoms of those who are sleeping* Go on. Do as she says.
*smiles at ebby* thanks, where is
@Jarky Thistlebrush, we need to go on the nature walk!
*Mumbles and wraps self in blanket* Mmm... go 'way. I'm sweepy... *Yawns*
*poars 5 litres of maple syrup into sebs mouth* GET UP NOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Splutters* Gah! I'm drowning! What's going on?! Help!!! I'm being murdered!
yes, you are.
the nature walk.
No, get up now.
yup, pritty much.
*grabs Sebias and hauls him upright, pounding his back vigorously to stop him choking*
okay, is that every one?... I don't cere, chop chop lets get going !
Quote from: lass of something much on December 25, 2019, 11:09:02 AM
okay, is that every one?... I don't cere, chop chop lets get going !
*Mumbles in my sleep* Yu wanna say that to some.....body with a cleaver...?
*Yawns and smacks lips*
you are dismist because of you pun.*lauphs evily*
You are thrown into the foggy wasteland because of your possibly unintentional pun.
....okay.......lets go now.....
*drags Verdauga along despite his dismissal*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 25, 2019, 02:15:14 AM
*uses an arrow to poke the bottoms of those who are sleeping* Go on. Do as she says.
*Is still asleep, despite arrow butt pokes.*
*Is being dragged along.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 26, 2019, 01:22:32 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 25, 2019, 02:15:14 AM
*uses an arrow to poke the bottoms of those who are sleeping* Go on. Do as she says.
*Is still asleep, despite arrow butt pokes.*
humm, should I give him the same treatment as seb? *grins*
*drags Kade along as well*
were is jarky? have you all got your food packs?
Don't be like Fleetscut. Make sure you do not lose your food pack.
*gins*or juka ;D
*Snores loudly, drawing the attention of another pack of wolves who promptly descend upon the merry group.*
Who are the 'merry group'? Because it isn't us, that's for certain.
*Wolves go for BL first.*
Do I look like merry to you? I might enjoy second breakfast, but I am (sadly) not a Hobbit.
*Wolves start chew on BL's ankles.*
Quote from: Booklover on December 30, 2019, 06:28:57 PM
Do I look like merry to you? I might enjoy second breakfast, but I am (sadly) not a Hobbit.
*Wolves work their way up to her knees.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2019, 05:59:57 PM
*Snores loudly, drawing the attention of another pack of wolves who promptly descend upon the merry group.*
Quote from: Booklover on December 30, 2019, 06:28:57 PM
Do I look like merry to you? I might enjoy second breakfast, but I am (sadly) not a Hobbit.
Therefore, the wolves can't be attacking me.
*A wolf bites BL's arm and drags her down. Whatever shall she do to get out of this predicament?!*
The non-existent, impossible predicament. Oh, forgot to mention, I think this is page 42.
*Oh no, now one of them is descending upon BL's jugular! Unless she does something quick, this may be the end!*
*Shoots the wolf*
*And thus BL was saved from the wolf. There's still plenty more of them around though, so that's still a thing. Kade continues to sleep soundly as a few wolves begin dragging him away.*
I'm.....not quite sure how you slept through a rifle-shot, but okay....
*Aims at one of the wolves dragging Kade away....*
*shoots all of the wolves that are attacking* Hah, snooze you lose, Verdauga.
Well, I wasn't exactly looking to win.....
And why not, pray tell?
*Is dragged off by wolves, as Eb only shot the ones that were attacking, and these ones were definitely pulling rather than attacking. Kade disappears snoring into the darkness.*
*Summons Mjolnir* *Follows Kade* I'll SAVE YOU! JUST HANG ON!!! I'M COMING!!!
Hmm, what time is it? Oh well, soup is ready! I will serve it in perfect orderly design.
*Is running after Kade and his kidnapper wolves.*
*Falls out of a tree* Where am I? What's going on?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on January 03, 2020, 11:10:49 PM
*Falls out of a tree* Where am I? What's going on?
People really need to stop falling out of trees around here.
You're somewhere in the forest, beside a tree you just fell out of.
There are wolves attacking us.
*Starts cleaving into one of the kidnapping wolves.*
*Consumes soup*
*Falls out of a tree and lands on one of the wolves attacking Kade* RAWR!
Quote from: Booklover on January 04, 2020, 08:47:49 PM
People really need to stop falling out of trees around here.
*Finally rescues Kade from the wolves.*
*looks at Verdauga suspiciously* You didn't fall out of a tree to do it, did you?
*Falls out of a tree after being rescued by Verdauga and Seb. Wakes up.* WHERE AM I?!
On the ground, for starters.
You're about a hundred feet from camp.
WHO'S CAMP?!
........That's a good question......
.....I'm not sure I have the answer.
Ah, ok. *Picks up a dead wolf and starts heading back to camp.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 07, 2020, 04:32:41 PM
WHO'S CAMP?!
Who is Camp? Only one way to find out.
CAMP! COME OVER HERE!
. . .
Perhaps he can't hear you.
Quote from: Booklover on January 07, 2020, 07:51:54 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 07, 2020, 04:32:41 PM
WHO'S CAMP?!
Who is Camp? Only one way to find out.
CAMP! COME OVER HERE!
That is actually what I was going for, but Verdauga didn't catch on ;D
*Feeds soup to some bees* *Flees*
*is somewhere in the forest (with no lantern) in the Bloodwrath, chasing wolves and oblivious to everything the fact that is now probably lost*
*Ears perk up as he, being an Otterbadger, senses somebeast nearby deep in the Bloodwrath. Dashes off in the directions his senses tell him to go and eventually finds Eb chasing dead wolves.* Hey hey hey, the wolves are all gone now. They're all dead. See? *Holds up the dead wolf he was still carrying with him. Also now realizes that he has no idea where he is at.*
*is still in the Bloodwrath and so shoots Kade in the leg and continues pursuing the last remain wolf*
*Dodges and wacks Eb with the dead wolf he's carrying since she's being mean.* There are no more wolves, ye great lummox!
*Teleports over to Kade and rips the gun out of Ebantu's hands.*
......
*Rips the wolf corpse out of Kade's hands.*
*Wacks Verdauga with a backup wolf corpse.*
Gives Ebantu her gun back.
Shoot him.
*Runs away cackling and vanishes into the darkness.*
*Has Lantern.*
*Is now miles away from said lantern, in a place most unknowable.*
So unknowable even you don't know about it. I'd take a map, if I were you.
....... oh, there isn't one.
I know someone with a map.
Different place for it, but still.
But Kade
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 09, 2020, 09:37:48 PM
*Is now miles away from said lantern, in a place most unknowable.*
so you won't be able to give him the map, and he won't be able to find his way back.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 09, 2020, 09:16:21 PM
*Teleports over to Kade and rips the gun out of Ebantu's hands.*
......
*Rips the wolf corpse out of Kade's hands.*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 09, 2020, 09:29:47 PM
Gives Ebantu her gun back.
Shoot him.
Bow, you modern nitwit,
bow.
Cleaver, you modern nitwit. Cleaver.
....this forest is the size of a rugby field so its not even big enough for wolves!, and its daytime!, how on earth could kade get lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 11, 2020, 11:39:31 PM
Bow, you modern nitwit, bow.
*Sends message via carrier pigeon.* I bow to no one.
STOP.
Yes, post.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 13, 2020, 05:03:00 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 11, 2020, 11:39:31 PM
Bow, you modern nitwit, bow.
*Sends message via carrier pigeon.* I bow to no one.
I never asked you to, but if you want to marry me you might have to reconsider that statement.
OOOOOOFFF!! :laugh:
;)
No. "Oof" but in elongated form.
ooooooh.....I see.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 12, 2020, 10:14:46 PM
....this forest is the size of a rugby field so its not even big enough for wolves!, and its daytime!, how on earth could kade get lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a different forest.
okay
*sends Ebantu's message back to Kade using his carrier pigeon* Beautiful evening, isn't it? *looks up at the stars*
you can't send pigons to both grr...FOOD BRACK
It was a really smart pigeon, okay? Probably a kereru or something.
rrriight....you are a nut cace
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 13, 2020, 11:52:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 13, 2020, 05:03:00 PM
*Sends message via carrier pigeon.* I bow to no one.
I never asked you to, but if you want to marry me you might have to reconsider that statement.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2020, 08:53:41 AM
*sends Ebantu's message back to Kade using his carrier pigeon*
(See, this is why I needed my carrier pigeon account)
*Kade's carrier pigeon returns to Eb with the following message.* Luckily, you
are no one, 'cause there's
no one like you. *Has a crudely drawn wink emoji at the end crossed out with the actual word 'Wink' written beneath it.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 14, 2020, 02:17:53 AM
No. "Oof" but in elongated form.
*takes a deep breath to begin a long rant*
*lets it out again with a sigh* Nevermind, none of you have played and Roblox and I hope for your sake you never will. The downdates are making all the old awesomeness stop working and the community is getting worse every second. Little is left of the good old days.
*eats some frutsnacks*yum yum
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 14, 2020, 03:29:30 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 13, 2020, 11:52:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 13, 2020, 05:03:00 PM
*Sends message via carrier pigeon.* I bow to no one.
I never asked you to, but if you want to marry me you might have to reconsider that statement.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2020, 08:53:41 AM
*sends Ebantu's message back to Kade using his carrier pigeon*
(See, this is why I needed my carrier pigeon account)
*Kade's carrier pigeon returns to Eb with the following message.* Luckily, you are no one, 'cause there's no one like you. *Has a crudely drawn wink emoji at the end crossed out with the actual word 'Wink' written beneath it.*
*chokes on coffee and quickly hides Kade's message so nobody else can read it*
*wachis as ebby spluters, no knowing why*you okay?!
Yep- *cough* I'm fine. *cough*
Quote from: Booklover on January 14, 2020, 04:59:33 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 14, 2020, 02:17:53 AM
No. "Oof" but in elongated form.
*takes a deep breath to begin a long rant*
*lets it out again with a sigh* Nevermind, none of you have played and Roblox and I hope for your sake you never will. The downdates are making all the old awesomeness stop working and the community is getting worse every second. Little is left of the good old days.
I mostly ply Phantom Forces and Jailbreak.
umm thats cool (I only play phone games)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 17, 2020, 02:08:08 AM
Yep- *cough* I'm fine. *cough*
okay good if you need help with something, I will try to help
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 17, 2020, 02:14:45 AM
Quote from: Booklover on January 14, 2020, 04:59:33 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 14, 2020, 02:17:53 AM
No. "Oof" but in elongated form.
*takes a deep breath to begin a long rant*
*lets it out again with a sigh* Nevermind, none of you have played and Roblox and I hope for your sake you never will. The downdates are making all the old awesomeness stop working and the community is getting worse every second. Little is left of the good old days.
I mostly ply Phantom Forces and Jailbreak.
Exactly. Jailbreak is a copy of one of the best games ever. Unfortunately, it went too far in 'improving' the game it copied.
*is hoping nobody else noticed the coughing fit*
*Kade, being in a place most unknowable, definitely didn't notice.*
Good.
^-^
^-^
*gives Ebby some water*
Um...thanks.
your welcome ^-^
oh...okay then...
Quote from: Booklover on January 17, 2020, 12:58:25 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 17, 2020, 02:14:45 AM
Quote from: Booklover on January 14, 2020, 04:59:33 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 14, 2020, 02:17:53 AM
No. "Oof" but in elongated form.
*takes a deep breath to begin a long rant*
*lets it out again with a sigh* Nevermind, none of you have played and Roblox and I hope for your sake you never will. The downdates are making all the old awesomeness stop working and the community is getting worse every second. Little is left of the good old days.
I mostly ply Phantom Forces and Jailbreak.
Exactly. Jailbreak is a copy of one of the best games ever. Unfortunately, it went too far in 'improving' the game it copied.
I'm too cheap to pay for CoD or GTA 5, so the roblox games are better.
I don't buy it ;D
Hurhurhur
yeet yeet!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 19, 2020, 06:03:03 AM
Quote from: Booklover on January 17, 2020, 12:58:25 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 17, 2020, 02:14:45 AM
Quote from: Booklover on January 14, 2020, 04:59:33 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 14, 2020, 02:17:53 AM
No. "Oof" but in elongated form.
*takes a deep breath to begin a long rant*
*lets it out again with a sigh* Nevermind, none of you have played and Roblox and I hope for your sake you never will. The downdates are making all the old awesomeness stop working and the community is getting worse every second. Little is left of the good old days.
I mostly ply Phantom Forces and Jailbreak.
Exactly. Jailbreak is a copy of one of the best games ever. Unfortunately, it went too far in 'improving' the game it copied.
I'm too cheap to pay for CoD or GTA 5, so the roblox games are better.
I was actually talking about a free game. Besides, if you aren't going to spend money on things, why play Roblox? It's becoming pay to play, pretty much.
has this ternd into a gaming thread? :P
No. I may turn it into a rant about downdates, though, so be warned.
Spoiler
(https://t1.rbxcdn.com/c531a41b565126cc2078a7a1d4e07644)
please don't.
So...what do we do now?
EAT!!!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 20, 2020, 06:15:26 AM
So...what do we do now?
*Well, I'm still out lost in the woods somewhere, and everyone successfully ignored the letter you received, so I couldn't tell ya.*
True. Let's build a talan.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2020, 06:17:54 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 20, 2020, 06:15:26 AM
So...what do we do now?
*Well, I'm still out lost in the woods somewhere, and everyone successfully ignored the letter you received, so I couldn't tell ya.*
you don't need food. ;D
no thanks
:'(
*eats diner*
*helps Ebby build a talan*
*Doesn't know what a talan is, but offers moral support.*
*has all ready eaten said diner*umm.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2020, 02:11:09 PM
*Doesn't know what a talan is, but offers moral support.*
A talan is a tree house that the Mirkwood Elves live in. (I think)
Laughing is good for you.
(I laughed as well)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 02:49:24 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2020, 02:11:09 PM
*Doesn't know what a talan is, but offers moral support.*
A talan is a tree house that the Mirkwood Elves live in. (I think)
oooooooh... I thort you were biding a trane...
:laugh: No, I don't think we need a train.
nort onnliy cann Ie nort spall Ie cant reed eether ;D
I think you did that on purpose.
what!, Noo ;D
Mm hmm.
enny waye died u geat mi pessig?
Indeed.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 21, 2020, 04:42:44 AM
nort onnliy cann Ie nort spall Ie cant reed eether ;D
me grammars well good aint this write
eye kan spel amazingly. sea: amazingly.
:laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 02:49:24 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2020, 02:11:09 PM
*Doesn't know what a talan is, but offers moral support.*
A talan is a tree house that the Mirkwood Elves live in. (I think)
Lothlorien Elves, actually.
Quote from: Booklover on January 21, 2020, 04:30:02 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 21, 2020, 04:42:44 AM
nort onnliy cann Ie nort spall Ie cant reed eether ;D
me grammars well good aint this write
eye kan spel amazingly. sea: amazingly.
Ie now riete
*snuggils up in blankit, in my tree hut (that I wish I had in real life)*
*Is still lost.*
*sends a blankit and hot coffee, Via Pixie*
(Who is Pixie?)
one of my best pigeons (hand fed him all his life)
That's cool! He must be pretty strong as well. *Receives blanket and hot coffee.* Thanks little bud! *Said to Pixie*
good bird!.*shapeshifts in to a great Eagle of Middle-earth*were is he pixie?
*jumps on Lass' back because Whatitiri is asleep* Lead us to him, faithful pigeon!
*follows pixie* haveing fun up there Eb? *flips the otterbadger on my back*
I was... (:laugh:)
stop spilling your coffee on me, kade its still hot!.
now lests take the fun way back!
I- I think I've crushed poor Eb.
Pie is ready! *Hands everyone their bird-flesh pies*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 02:31:26 PM
I- I think I've crushed poor Eb.
don't worry if you did you'd be dead by now ;)
Quote from: lass of something much on January 23, 2020, 10:40:33 PM
good bird!.*shapeshifts in to a great Eagle of Middle-earth*were is he pixie?
The eagles are coming! The eagles are coming!
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 24, 2020, 02:34:08 PM
Pie is ready! *Hands everyone their bird-flesh pies*
Is it a poultry pie?
see! sheev's the evil one not the ducks! *flys down to booklover*now hop off you two *shapeshifts back*
Eb doesn't have pet birds.
Well then... I don't know what it is.
*Glances suspiciously at the pie*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 26, 2020, 10:44:18 PM
Well then... I don't know what it is.
oh No, did you kill that poor dead thrush with all its flesh gone!
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 26, 2020, 04:52:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 25, 2020, 08:48:28 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 24, 2020, 02:34:08 PM
Pie is ready! *Hands everyone their bird-flesh pies*
Is it a poultry pie?
No. It's "Ebantu's Bird Pie". *Eats pie*
Eww. Did you seriously make a pie out of that baby songthrush that I tried to raise two years ago? It was buried in a box and everything! *shudders* I will never understand why boys are so disgusting.
Ewww-blllllaaaaaa*puks*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 27, 2020, 05:36:56 AM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 26, 2020, 04:52:57 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 25, 2020, 08:48:28 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 24, 2020, 02:34:08 PM
Pie is ready! *Hands everyone their bird-flesh pies*
Is it a poultry pie?
No. It's "Ebantu's Bird Pie". *Eats pie*
Eww. Did you seriously make a pie out of that baby songthrush that I tried to raise two years ago? It was buried in a box and everything! *shudders* I will never understand why boys are so disgusting.
Using blanket terms like that is
soooo last decade.
you'r welcome by the way...
Hmmm?
Quote from: lass of something much on January 23, 2020, 10:40:33 PM
good bird!.*shapeshifts in to a great Eagle of Middle-earth*were is he pixie?
Quote from: lass of something much on January 24, 2020, 08:35:36 AM
stop spilling your coffee on me, kade its still hot!.
now lests take the fun way back!
Ah, yes, I thank you, madam, for the rescue. *Bows elegantly.*
here you go
(https://i.ibb.co/yY4tVB3/WIN-20200128-03-25-15-Pro.jpg)
I love it, Lass. I wish I could ride as well as you've drawn me riding! :laugh:
Cape and hair. fluttering in the breeze. How dazzling.
CLOAK.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 27, 2020, 09:01:22 PM
Cloak and hair. fluttering in the breeze. How dazzling.
fixed
Thanks.
Well fine then, and here I was low-key trying to say just how super you are, but whatevs.
No worrys, its just a pet peev
Well, also the differences between the two are somewhat minor, so without a hood it's difficult to tell whether it's a cloak or a cape. Cape's aren't necessarily shorter than cloaks, after all. (At least, the modern understanding is as such. Superheroes don't wear cloaks after all, and their capes are all long.)
I'm pretty sure there is a cowl, it's just not on my head.
Ah, is there? I couldn't tell.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 27, 2020, 09:24:18 PM
I'm pretty sure there is a cowl, it's just not on my head.
Eermm, yes it is..
Very interesting video, actually. I like his cloak.
that took a long time.....
Sooooo... what are we scouting, exactly?
for food! :laugh:
Right! I need to hunt down more marshmallows! *Dashes into the woods.*
not again!
Yes again. *sighs and follows Kade*
*Is having a hard time hunting more marshmallows.* Geez, the little puffballs are good at hiding, huh?
*throws a jumbo bag of marshmallows in bush next to Ebby' foot paw*
*hides the bag of marshmellows behind back and throw some in front of Kade*
*throws another bag, but throws it to high, thus falling on kades head*
I'M UNDER ATTACK!!!!! *Begins flailing about, all willy-nilly.*
By marshmallows. You're under attack by about half-pound (roughly a quarter of a kilogram) bags containing puffs of sugar.
I KNOW!!!!!! *Continues in much the same manner as before.*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 13, 2020, 03:25:15 PM
By marshmallows. You're under attack by about half-pound (roughly a quarter of a kilogram) bags containing puffs of sugar.
Thank you for that conversion. It is greatly appreciated.
go on, Kade! you can do it! kill the puffs of sugar!!
You realise that
these are sugar puffs?
Spoiler
(https://www.hdsfoods.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Sugar-Puffs-450g.jpg)
in NZ we have honny puffs and I never said sugar puffs, I said puffs of sugar.
Sugar puffs are puffs of sugar. The name says it all.
marshmellows are puffs of sugar.... ;D
So sugar puffs=marshmallows?
No, honny marshmallows! ;D
*moves away so as not to be hit by Kade's flailing limbs* I'm pretty sure marshmellows also have gelatin in them.
just sugar
Quote from: lass of something much on February 14, 2020, 07:38:43 AM
just sugar
(And gelatin.)
*Trips over a root while flailing.* ACH, THEY GOT ME! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 04:52:42 AM
*moves away so as not to be hit by Kade's flailing limbs* I'm pretty sure marshmellows also have gelatin in them.
Also gluten, I think. Somebody I know can't eat standard marshmallows, and they're gluten intolerant.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 14, 2020, 02:57:15 PM
*Trips over a root while flailing.* ACH, THEY GOT ME! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!
that is one mad otter...
Says the girl who is skinning Ebantu.
I beg your pardon? On which thread?
pool ;D
I stopped that, FYI
So I saw. Thanks. ^-^
*Gives thumbs up.*
*cooks some marshmallows*
Good idea. *also cooks some marshmellows*
*gets out some biscuits for s'mores*
But s'mores are American. :o
Maybe they originated there, but we have them in Britain as well.
Hoh yah. Definitely. But they are quite tasty.
*starts singing*
s'mores are an american thing.
What's wrong with that?
*shrugs* I don't think there is anything wrong...is there?
Nah.
great. *contines singing*
Lass, do you know the round 'Rose, Rose, Rose Red'?
*stops singing* never herd of it.
I'll teach you next time I see you, if you like.
okay...
Cool. *sings softly to self*
*eats a marshmallow*yum, yum...*cooks more marshmallows*
*gets a marshmallow, cooks it, and makes a s'more*
*Makes five s'mores* *devours all of them* Y'all, it's getting kind of late. Do any of you know some spookful ghost stories?
I've got one. It's very creepy.
Spoiler
I mean it, seriously.
Spoiler
Are you sure you're prepared for the scariness?
Spoiler
Absolutely, 100% sure?
Spoiler
Sure you're sure you're sure?
Spoiler
Absolutely certain?
Spoiler
Well, if you insist.
Spoiler
Are you sitting comfortably?
Spoiler
Well, then I'll begin.
Spoiler
I died. The end.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*is creeped out*
You wanna know how I got these scars?
You were walking in da biaad partz of Chicago?
HAHAHAHAA no.
do you really want to know?
Ok...
Spoiler
I got bored.
Yeet's my bod to NZ.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
You spook me on occasion.
Isn't it wonderful?!
*continues laughing*
*Ignites blade* You disgust me.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 16, 2020, 07:13:01 PM
HAHAHAHAA no.
do you really want to know?
Ok...
Spoiler
I got bored.
oh my.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 16, 2020, 07:13:01 PM
HAHAHAHAA no.
do you really want to know?
Ok...
Spoiler
I got bored.
*hides behind Kade* Don't let him kill me!
. . . . I feel sorry for you One-eye...
*Slashes into One-Eye's tum*
*Steps in between Sheev and One-eye.*
Why?
Psst! @Kade Rivok, your presence is requested!
_ _
O _ O
O_O
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 17, 2020, 12:50:48 AM
Psst! @Kade Rivok, your presence is requested!
Kade here. *Looks at previous posts.* Never fear, dearest Eb; I don't believe you to be the focus of their ire, but I shall protect you nonetheless!
Thanks. One Eye scares me sometimes.
_ _
O _ O
Why, Lass? Why do you continue making that face?
it's....it's just.....I will be killed if I say why.....
Oh...
yeah....*cooks more marshmallows*
Yeah, Lass does have a tendency to say dangerous things. Especially on discord. ;D
Is that riiiight? *glares at Lass*
no, it's not. -_-
Mmm hmm.
even ask Eddie and Teer and Corn and Dann!
Who's Eddie?
someone on discord
you said this -_-
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2020, 03:10:00 AM
Yeah, Lass does have a tendency to say dangerous things. Especially on discord. ;D
*Le gasp.*
*raise eyebrow*
*eats marshmellow*
Hay!
What?
>:( *runs of into the forest*
*follows Lass, waving a stick with a flaming marshmellow on the end* Wait! You need light to see by!
*comes back, grabs my note book and puts in back in my bag, then grabs backpack and runs off again*
Is that the backpack that you randomly found some weights in that time at Bible Study?
*PMs Ebby to "sshhhh!"*
Oh, I understand that PM now!
;D
It's kinda funny watching You guys schedule things on here.
*PMs Ebby to ask her what on eath Verdauga is blathering on about*
She won't know.
*er...*
*Falls asleep, snuggling with a bag of marshmallows.*
*Looks at the kawaii otter.*
Adorable.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/4b/85/414b85945105a56328070d165d5a92f9.jpg)
Kade, are you scared of tiny red crabs?
STOP THINKING EVERY THING IS KADE!!!! look, just because I post a pic of an Otter, does NOT mean that it is Kade! OKAY!!!???
Okay. *is still going to think every otter picture Lass posts is Kade*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
It would only be Kade if it was an Otterbadger.
Yeah, but let's be honest, you're probably not going to find many pictures of an Otterbadger unless you make them yourself ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 07:39:10 AM
Okay. *is still going to think every otter picture Lass posts is Kade*
;D
>:(
Wait........ NOT every otter pic you post is Kade.
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
I HAVE NEVER POSTED A PICTER OF KADE, OTTER OR NOT!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: lass of something much on February 18, 2020, 06:30:27 PM
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/4b/85/414b85945105a56328070d165d5a92f9.jpg)
Then what is this? It's clearly me in my infant form.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 15, 2020, 10:10:15 PM
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6e/64/d6/6e64d6c897686ca7cdf77bca63102e8d.jpg)
And this is clearly me in my teenage loincloth days.
-_-
hopefully you wear shirts now.
>_>
<_<
:-\
Well, I will say that I'm no longer in my teenage loincloth days.
Now I'm in my 20-somethings loincloth days.
>_>
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 05:36:24 PM
Well, I will say that I'm no longer in my teenage loincloth days.
Now I'm in my 20-somethings loincloth days.
How did I not see that? XD
It was in a very small font.
XD
Whaaaaaaaaaat, I totally didn't put that there. Verdauga's just making that up. That's, uh... that's definitely not accurate.
oh...okay, good.
Yup, not accurate in the slightest. *Adjusts loincloth.*
*pulls map out of bag* Hmm...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 17, 2020, 02:46:15 AM
Thanks. One Eye scares me sometimes.
You are on a different continent. And yet you are terrified by a psychopathic 14 year old hiding behind a computer.
He straps the monitor to his arm like a buckler.
The mouse is a flail.
The cake is a lie.
The game is great though.
So I hear.
As did everyone that is aware of it's existence that read your post. I'd been going strong for years too.
Sorry. But it was your post that reminded me of it.
The game must have been rigged from the start.
Do you know about The Game?
I'm not sure that he does.
Portal, you mean? Fallout 3?
No. The Game.
He clearly doesn't know about The Game.
Should we tell him, do you think?
Nah.
Why not? Aren't you even the slightest bit curious?
Quote from: Booklover on February 21, 2020, 05:21:01 PM
Should we tell him, do you think?
We probably should. It's important, after all.
I'm just waitin' for One-eye to post.
Yeah, I see you.
I'll leave it in your capable hands. I imagine you're better at explaining things than I.
Very well.
@Verdauga The aim of The Game is not to lose. You lose if you think about it, and you have to say 'I just lost the game' (or some variation).
Mm.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 21, 2020, 04:14:06 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 17, 2020, 02:46:15 AM
Thanks. One Eye scares me sometimes.
You are on a different continent. And yet you are terrified by a psychopathic 14 year old hiding behind a computer.
another small chidla!
Things always happen when I'm away, huh? :D
do they?
yush.
*takes a tent out of bag, sets said tent up*
Either a tiny tent, or a large bag.
*Teleports a trailer into the camp.*
*Is stuck underneath said trailer.*
...why...?
*Teleports Kade out from underneath the trailer.*
Sorz ,man.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 21, 2020, 07:58:12 PM
Either a tiny tent, or a large bag.
both rong, magic bag.
Beautiful.
*grabs fire out of bag*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 21, 2020, 04:14:06 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 17, 2020, 02:46:15 AM
Thanks. One Eye scares me sometimes.
You are on a different continent. And yet you are terrified by a psychopathic 14 year old hiding behind a computer.
Yes.
Also stop playing with fire, Lass.
it's a camp fire, Ebby.
Still.
*stops juggling the camp fire* FINE *puts canp fire down*
* Strides strate in to the clearing and warms his hands by the fire with out even looking at the people surrounding it or the random traler in the middle of a wood. *
*quickly climbs the tree above Dyemhar and drops an acorn on him*
* still sits unmoving *
*drops another acorn on Dyemhar's head*
*Throws trailer at Eb.* Stop bothering folks ya goof.
*is hit by trailer* *falls out of tree*
*Catches Eb and set her on her feet.* Well now you can't get on to me for falling out of a tree, huh? Happens to everyone.
*is dazed* Get on to you? What do you mean? You're the one who squashed me twice and rolled down a hill on top of me!
*Is confused.* Who did what now?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 22, 2020, 06:11:55 AM
*Catches Eb and set her on her feet.* Well now you can't get on to me for falling out of a tree, huh? Happens to everyone.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 06:14:08 AM
*is dazed* Get on to you? What do you mean? You're the one who squashed me twice and rolled down a hill on top of me!
I meant that more in regards to the "squashed and rolled down a hill" part.
Don't you remember? A while back you got on to me for falling out of a tree. Now you've done it too, so you can no longer complain about my inability to climb trees.
Generally, when one is hit by a trailer whilst sitting in a tree, one falls down. I did not hit you with a trailer. You hit me.
*gets a paket of marshmellows out of bag*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 06:58:26 AM
Generally, when one is hit by a trailer whilst sitting in a tree, one falls down. I did not hit you with a trailer. You hit me.
Well you shouldn't have been tossing acorns at Mharbrow, that isn't much better you know. As for...
*A familiar scent reaches his nose and his pupils dilate.*
MARSHMALLOWS?
*groans* Not again.
*cooks a marshmellow*
C- cooks?
On a stick, over a campfire.
Why cook them though? They're best raw and wriggling!
*skewers a delicious homekill sausage on a stick and cooks it over the fire*
*smoke gets in eyes* Ouch...
Oh...there's a river over there.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 22, 2020, 07:10:46 AM
*A familiar scent reaches his nose and his pupils dilate.*
MARSHMALLOWS?
I'm amazed you didn't react a few pages ago when I was eating marshmallows. *eats some more so nobody can steal them*
*Gets out of trailer, wobbling and holding my head.*
W-wh-what happened? I felt like I flew for a moment there.
well, you are in a tree...soo
Move slowly and carefully or the trailer will overbalance and you'll fall down.
*packs up camping stuff*
*Teleports the trailer back to its rightful place.*
*comes back*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 22, 2020, 01:45:50 PM
*Gets out of trailer, wobbling and holding my head.*
W-wh-what happened? I felt like I flew for a moment there.
Sorry Verdauga, didn't realize you were in there when I threw it.
At me.
Acorns, dear. Acorns.
I dropped an acorn on somebeast so you threw a trailer at me?! Hardly just.
Indeed, I feel for poor Mharbrow as well.
'Those who anger you, conquer you.' I refuse to be irritated by you.
*Pats Eb on the head, smiling winningly.* I would never attempt such a thing. Why would you even think so?
*takes a deep breath and slowly exhales*
Anywho! *Sits by the fire and begins munching on marshmallows. Holds bag out to Eb.* You want some?
*sniffs bag suspiciously* Might be poisonous. What is it?
Marshmallows, I assume. *Glances in bag.* Yep, still marshmallows.
*pulls back hurriedly* Definitely poisonous. *points stick towards Kade* Yes please.
*wanders into camp*
Hi Lass!
Aw, sleepie Ebby!
Quote from: Verdauga on February 22, 2020, 09:27:45 PM
*Teleports the trailer back to its rightful place.*
What's its rightful place?
not were YOU put it!
I didn't put it anywhere. That was a completely different trailer.
Oh?
Did I ever say it was the same one?
not that I know of...
Quote from: lass of something much on February 23, 2020, 08:23:35 AM
Aw, sleepie Ebby!
What? *gets bored of waiting for Kade to put a marshmellow on stick so pokes stick into bag
that was at 3:00 a.m ;D
You should have been asleep, you bean. *continues rummaging in Kade's marshmellow bag*
* suddenly seems to spring to life, jumps up and forces Eb to the ground and shouts *
NO BEAST BUT ME SAYS THAT!!!! YOU WILL NOT STEAL MY PRESSESSS!!! pressess pressesspressess
*eats a marshmellow* Pressess? Oh, precious. Well, you aren't the only one who calls beasts 'beans'
yeah, in Queen Vic-*fants*
Oh, that's sad. Lass! Lass, are you dead? Excuse me, Mharbrow. Please get off, I need to help my friend.
* gets of Eb dose CPR on lass cracking a few ribs * that is what you are supposed to do on a fainted person right?
*is being draged away by something*
What is dragging you away?
grabs her legs and stopes the movement.
*grons*
Quote from: Mharbrow PhantomPaint on February 24, 2020, 07:55:53 AM
* suddenly seems to spring to life, jumps up and forces Eb to the ground and shouts *
I advise you to not do that again, friend.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 24, 2020, 07:46:26 AM
You should have been asleep, you bean. *continues rummaging in Kade's marshmellow bag*
How does one "rummage" through a bag of marshmallows? It's all marshmallows!
Quote from: lass of something much on February 24, 2020, 08:32:49 AM
*grons*
*Also grons.*
*Snorgs in my trailer.*
*Throws a marshmallow at the trailer.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 02:31:37 PM
How does one "rummage" through a bag of marshmallows? It's all marshmallows!
There could be pink and white marshmallows, or shaped ones. Or maybe she's lost something in there.
Mmm, good point.
Eb, did you lose something in my marshmallow bag? They're all white, after all.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 21, 2020, 05:28:11 PM
I'm just waitin' for One-eye to post.
Yeah, I see you.
WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE ALMIGHTY ONE
I think it was that sleepy boi over there. snorging in his trailer. *Points in Verdauga's trailers direction.*
*is gone*
I guess Mharbrow went with you, since he was holding on to your leg.
*Mhar went to bed.*
IRL stuff doesn't necessarily carry over here ;D
*dose not understand that ^ post*
Basically, just because he went to sleep in real life (IRL), that doesn't mean his persona on the forum also went to sleep. The last action he posted was of him holding on to your leg, so until something else happens, he'll continue to do that.
*is still gone*
*Is still snorging*
Dang, first marshmallow didn't work. Hmmm....
*Throws one of THESE marshmallows...*
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/iUZI5eF.jpg)
((NOTE - child not included))
*...at the trailer.*
*Sleeptalks.*
....Mmmff. Like a big sugary pillow.....
.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 05:02:19 PM
Mmm, good point.
Eb, did you lose something in my marshmallow bag? They're all white, after all.
I'm searching for the perfect marshmellow. *continues rummaging* Ah, found one. *stabs marshmellow with stick and holds it over the fire*
*Eats the stick.*
AHHHH! NO! *whacks Kade over the head with an arrow*
*is gone*
* is still being dragged further and further into the forest by Lasses leg *
.
.
*trys to run away*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:29:12 AM
AHHHH! NO! *whacks Kade over the head with an arrow*
Ow, well that was uncalled for.
At least she didn't shoot you. That probably did more damage to the arrow than it did to you.
Very true. ;D
*15 granite slabs drop from the sky* *Each one of the granite slabs releases 9804 puppets* *The puppets storm the camp and begin to consume everything*
Where are there so many more here? *Begins throwing these...
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/iUZI5eF.jpg)
((NOTE - child not included))
*...at the puppets.*
*hides inside one of the giant marshmellows*
*Isn't aware of this and continues throwing previously mentioned marshmallows.*
Help.
*starts singing*
*Runs out of previously mentioned marshmallows to throw.* Huh, didn't think I'd go through them that quick.
*is still singing*
*gives Kade a whole box of utensils* Will this help?
Are... are they regular, or magical?
Probably regular, but I'm sure you can make them magical.
*shoots magical darts*
How did your darts go to another thread and land in your chest?
*Shushes all the puppets.*
Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 07:47:15 PM
Probably regular, but I'm sure you can make them magical.
Imma just say that they're magical.
YEEEEEEES!!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!
. . . You scared away the rabbits.
Maybe, but luckily the wabbits are still about.
Oh! Good thinking.
*Resumes hunting wabbits.*
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 08:14:14 PM
How did your darts go to another thread and land in your chest?
they are driferent darts.
*begins digging a way out of the giant marshmellow*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 25, 2020, 08:25:54 PM
Oh! Good thinking.
*Resumes hunting wabbits
poor wabbits....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 27, 2020, 07:07:00 AM
*begins digging a way out of the giant marshmellow*
*Notices one of the marshmallows begin moving.* IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!! *Runs away.*
XD
all I have to say too that.
*Snorgs in my trailer.*
*eats marshmellow*
(The one Eb is in?)
yup.
*Readies teleportation power.*
*shrugs*
*continues eating*
*Teleports Eb to safety.*
*finshis marshmellow* hip, chip, chop..*cooks another marshmellow*
Thanks Verdauga.
Lass, why did you have to eat that particular marshmellow? I mean honestly. ::)
Oh, sorry. . .
*cooks Ebby a sorry marshmellow. hands Ebby the marshmellow*
*Eats the marshmallow.*
*Runs away.*
KADE RIVOK!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 01, 2020, 05:40:59 AM
*Eats the marshmallow.*
*Runs away.*
You realise there are loads of marshmallows, you don't have to steal them from other people.
me thinks he dose, and is just being a pain.
Probably. Not to me, yet, though. *eats marshmallows*
Anyone want hot chocolate?
yes please! wold you like a biscit?
I would indeed like a biscuit. An actual biscuit, not an American biscuit.
*passes Lass a mug of hot chocolate* Be careful, it's hot.
thanks! *passes the biscuits*
Thanks! *takes the biscuits and begins eating*
*sips hot chocolate* Mmm!
*rests agains a log* should we set a watch?
Yes good idea everybeast go to bed and leave me alone.
I take the next watch. *slips into sleeping bag*
Sleep well.
*sleeps*
*Bursts into the scene.* HEY EVERYONE, WHAT'S UP?????
Shh. Small children are asleep. Go to bed or come and sit by the fire.
*slowly wakes up*
Go back to sleep, Lass.
*rubs eyes*...tos?
Sleep.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 08:09:53 PM
Shh. Small children are asleep. Go to bed or come and sit by the fire.
*Whispers.* Whoops, my bad. *Comes and sits by the fire.*
*passes Kade a bag of marshmellows*
*wanders over to the lake still mostly asleep*
*Pauses as he reaches for the marshmallows, watching Lass wander away.* Is... that alright?
*falls into lake*
She'll be fine. *whistles and watches Whatitiri scoop Lass out of the lake and deposit her in her bed*
Her beds gonna be all wet now, though....
Her fault for not staying in it.
Mmm, I suppose. *Pops a marshmallow into his mouth.*
*uses a stick to hold a marshmellow over the fire*
*Doesn't eat the stick, but really wants to.*
*eats the marshmellow*
*sleeps*
Good.
*Starts feeling drowsy sitting by the fire. Tries to not nod off, but is only partially successful.*
*spluters*
(While sleeping? That's quite the feat.)
*grones*
*notices Kade's drowsiness and puts a blanket over him*
*Falls asleep sitting by the fire, all snug in a blanket.*
*also begins to feel sleepy*
*still half asleep* is it my watch?
*has fallen asleep with head on the edge of Kade's blanket*
I geuss so then. *is fully awake now*
*puts dovay aroud Ebby*
*stands up and waiks aroud the camp*
*Lights lantern and solemnly walks into the forest...*
*wispers* how long will you be gone?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 03, 2020, 12:19:51 AM
*Lights lantern and solemnly walks into the forest...*
(*Groans.*)
Sshh
*Can only be seen amongst the darkness as a faint light.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 10:15:15 PM
*Falls asleep sitting by the fire, all snug in a blanket.*
For once it was actually a reasonable (I say reasonable, 10:15pm could be considered by some to be late) time to fall asleep in my time zone.
*grones softly*
*trys to get Ebby up*
*wanders to hiding place*
*is soundly asleep, although not very comfortable*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 10:54:53 PM
*has fallen asleep with head on the edge of Kade's blanket*
*Is traversing worlds unknown as dreams and reality coincide.*
*The answer is unkown, as the question sends ripples across dreamality, changing the face and heart of unknown worlds.*
*sighs*
okay...
*puts another log on the fire*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 02:01:59 AM
*Is traversing worlds unknown as dreams and reality coincide.*
Making new reality?
anyone else want to take a watch?
No thanks, I already have one. *checks watch* 18:08.
*A false reality.*
*A real falsity*
*A slyfte aria.*
*Shifts in his sleep.*
*faints thanks to being on watch all night*
I hope you didn't smash the watch you were sitting/standing/lying on.
*is unconscious*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 06, 2020, 06:13:11 PM
*Shifts in his sleep.*
*half wakes up because of this but goes back to sleep*
*something comes out of the forest*
*is asleep*
*the thing takes the marshmellows*
( :o)
*it comes and takes a member*
*The member is Lass.*
*is still asleep*
*Shifts again in his sleep, slowly leaning forward.*
(aw man!)
*is going to be squashed if Kade falls forward*
*is being eaten* Help!
*Falls forward, still asleep.*
*is squashed, and very much awake*
*Snores gently and rolls over, away from Eb, leaving his blanket behind on top of her.*
*goes back to sleep*
*has been eaten*
*the thing takes Verdauga*
(Verdauga isn't here to defend himself though.)
*Snoring gets a little louder.*
*covers ears while still asleep and pokes Kade's back with footpaw*
*Arches his back, smiling in his sleep at the sudden back rub he's getting.*
*pokes again, this time with claws slightly extended*
*Rolls over on top of Eb again.*
(Seriously.)
*is stuck*
*
@Verdauga has been eaten*
*the thing comes back*
So what you need to do in emergency situations is.... RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Or teleport, I suppose.
*Dreamality warps the monster, rendering it's efforts futile.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 07, 2020, 12:01:43 PM
*Dreamality warps the monster, rendering it's efforts futile.*
Before or after you 'were eaten'?
(As soon as it turned it attention to me.)
*the thing screams and bites Verdauga footpaw off*
*It's teeth turn to squishy tentacles under the power of dreamality.*
*that dose not heppen*
*the thing eats one of the Kades*
*The thing finds itself among a twirl of realities, not nearly as capable of transgressing them as I am.*
*the thing eats another Kade*
*The above does not happen. The only thing able to do that is a Taniwha, apparently, and there's only one of them around.*
*the thing can eat anyone or anything it wants*
(Kade dose it all the time, so I can too!)
(Since when do I powerplay murder?)
(you said that the thing ate me.)
(I said it took you, not that it ate you. I was merely clarifying your post where you said it took a "member".)
(Good morning by the by ^-^)
(Oh...sorry then...)
(You don't need to apologize :laugh:)
(oh...okay...sorry...)
(-_- Don't make me come over there, young lady.)
(how?)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 09, 2020, 05:57:09 PM
(-_- Don't make me come over there, young lady.)
Will you actually?
(no, dah! ;D)
Aw. :(
Ebby got a cruush
Eb and Kade have some fun interactions.
:laugh:
Anybody want the worst popcorn I've ever had?
No. What flavor was it?
Tasteless, pretty much.
well, then it was just popcorn!
Disgusting popcorn.
(-_-)
*Is viewing the camp from afar...*
Mmm?
Lass, run for your life.
I can't, I'm dead.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 05:21:29 PM
*Is viewing the camp from afar...*
*One of the Kade's returning from Nerek's mansion to their own thread is viewing Verdauga from afar....*
Hah!
(-_-)
*explore the forest*
*my ghost follows Bookie*
M mm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mm mmmmmmmmmm. Mmmm mm.
(I am b e i n g s u f f o c a t e d b y f l u f f i n e s s. H e l p me.)
>:D
-_-
(if ghosts could grin, I'd be grinning)
*continues exploring the forest*
*my ghost taps Bookie*
*continues walking* Hi, Lass.
*Teleports Ebantu out of suffocation.*
Quote from: Booklover on March 15, 2020, 11:22:12 AM
*continues walking* Hi, Lass.
Helloooooooo, I'm hungery, so I might be gone for a bit...
Quote from: 'Dumbo' (according to Boss Hayes) on March 15, 2020, 03:35:55 PM
*Teleports Ebantu out of suffocation.*
*can now breath* Thanks, Verdauga. (Where am I, by the way?)
you were under Kade.
-_-
I know.
*Begins rolling downhill.*
(You are--- or were, given his movement-- standing approximately seven meters from Kade's head.)
(Refresh ^-^)
(I AM refreshing, aren't I?)
(As refreshing as a slice of garlic on a summer's night.)
So, not very. Sounds very poetic, though.
can ghosts laugh?
I have no experience in the matter.
*sighs* that's a shame, have you not read books about them?
Multiple. But I, personally, have no experience.
I don't think there's any reason that they wouldn't be able to.
imky!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 16, 2020, 04:13:56 PM
(You are--- or were, given his movement-- standing approximately seven meters from Kade's head.)
(Ah, thanks.) *curls up on the ground and tries to sleep*
*Continues rolling down hill.*
*mentally communicates Kade's situation to Whatitiri, who picks the otterbadger up in his talons and places him some distance from the top of the hill*
*Sadly, Whatitiri is unable to pick up the enlarged Otterbadger. He is, however, able to stop the Otterbadger's roll.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 05:40:00 AM
*Sadly, Whatitiri is unable to pick up the enlarged Otterbadger because the otterbadger ate to many pies, and is now to fat. He is, however, able to stop the Otterbadger's roll.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 17, 2020, 05:42:58 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 05:40:00 AM
*Sadly, Whatitiri is unable to pick up the enlarged Otterbadger ate highly nutritious pizzas and had a growth spurt that was, as I specified in the thread, not sidways. He is, however, able to stop the Otterbadger's roll.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 17, 2020, 05:42:58 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 05:40:00 AM
*Sadly, Whatitiri is unable to pick up the enlarged Otterbadger because the otterbadger ate to many pies, and is now to fat. He is, however, able to stop the Otterbadger's roll.*
*Whatitiri looses interest in the argument and flies off*
Yay! fat Kadie go rollie! down! Down! DOwn! DOWn! DOWN!
*Lass mysteriously falls in a hole and dies.*
Why must you powerplay so? *Sheev begins baking some cookies*
She can feel free to disagree. You should be getting on to her for being rude.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 02:23:43 PM
*Lass mysteriously falls in a hole and dies.*
I'm already dead you imbecile!
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 17, 2020, 02:26:21 PM
Why must you powerplay so? *Sheev begins baking some cookies*
What type of cookies?
::)
Mm. That's a good flavor.
what? even as a ghost you guys confuse me...
You mean to tell me you've never had NO.-flavored cookies?
No.-flavoured cookies are very nice.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2020, 07:55:48 PM
You mean to tell me you've never had NO.-flavored cookies?
err, what?
*Is making No.-flavored cookies in the realm of dreamality.*
. . .die in a hole.
...I cannot die in dreamality...
>:(
...There is no way to die here... so peaceful... would you care to join...?...
>_>
why?
...I have pie... I have power... I have peace...
no you just have ps and teal!
Hah
...You speak the same as I... Have you crost into dreamality...?...
She has not.
*Slowly starts rolling once more.*
Good for you.
*Disappears into the river at the bottom of the hill.*
Ah! Why?! *runs down the hill*
*Drifts downstream and into the distance.*
*runs along the bank of the river*
*Sinks.*
*dives into the river where Kade disappeared*
*would whack Lass but is currently trying to locate Kade*
*Bubbles rise from where the Otterbadger lies at the bottom of the river.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 19, 2020, 02:23:07 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 02:09:02 AM
*Sinks.*
Yay! we are saved! he is dead! Wooo!
(Rude.)
*gets Whatitiri to help drag Kade out of the river and onto the bank* Are you okay?
*Is unresponsive.*
*sits on Kade's chest* Wake up!
*A small fount of water jets from the Otterbadgers mouth and into Eb's face.*
EW! *hurriedly stands up, only to overbalance and sit back down again*
*A large fount of water jets from the Otterbadgers mouth and into Eb's face.*
Ew ew ew ew. Why me? Pourquoi moi?!
*Remains unresponsive.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 19, 2020, 03:03:05 AM
EW! *hurriedly stands up, only to overbalance and sit back down again*
*repeats this several times*
*No more water seems to come out.*
Ugh, just wake up already. I don't know what else to do.
(Poor Eb doesn't know what CPR is :laugh: )
I went to St John's Cadets for two years, I know what CPR is. But you're too big for me so I sat on you repeatedly instead.
(You know what, I was about to say something, but then looked back and saw that you specified "chest". I thought you'd said stomach. Whoops! ;D)
*Pops up, sending Eb flying.* Where's the muffins? Wait... why am I down here?
Aw man...it lives...
LASS! *lands in a bush* Ouch.
*Tosses Lass in the river.* I tire of you.
*Goes over to help Eb out of the bush.* You ok there?
Ghosts aren't real, silly goose.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 03:44:07 AM
*Tosses Lass in the river.* I tire of you.
*Goes over to help Eb out of the bush.* You ok there?
Yep, just happy you're not dead. Please try to not do that again.
No promises. My sleeping habits are... irregular, to say the least.
Indeed.
Indeed.
So... what should we do now?
Is it still the middle of the night? Because if so, we should probably go back to bed.
Mmm, looks like. I guess we shall. *Begins making his way back to camp.*
*follows Kade*
*Reaches camp.* Luckily, things seem to be as we left it. *Sits by the fire.*
well um, guys? I think someone else should take watch this time, I'm not very good at it...
*Has already fallen asleep where he sits.*
I should have known, welp, this is gona be boring
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 03:49:05 AM
Ghosts aren't real, silly goose.
Sure about that?
You didn't object when I was a ghost (see the first four or five pages of Just Because).
(That's probably because I didn't notice, since ghosts aren't real ^-^)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 02:32:11 PM
(That's probably because I didn't notice, since ghosts are real ^-^)
So they are real, then?
(<_< Nooooooooo)
Well, that's what you said.
(Noooooooo look at my post, you're clearly mistakenand ignore that little thing mentioning that I edited it.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 06:13:36 PM
(Noooooooo look at my post, you're clearly mistaken and ignore that little thing mentioning that I edited it.)
So, you admit it. Ghosts are real.
Nope, I admit that I made a typo, but that's it!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 07:03:41 PM
Nope, I admit that I made a type, but that's it!
Imteresting, imteresting. You made a type.
aoisdjfpojafpogijaosritupoaisdgf
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 07:05:12 PM
aoisdjfpojafpogijaosritupoaisdgf
*consults with translator* You admit that you made a mistake?
Yay! I'm still real!
(also guys this made me laugh really hard :laugh:)
Good to know.
man, why'd ya say that..
*falls asleep beside the fire*
*puts a blanket over Ebby and gives her a hug*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 19, 2020, 08:28:07 PM
man, why'd ya say that..
/3+@7#3 85{# 5483.
I accidentally pressed that little button in the corner of the pop up keyboard that says '.?123'. Then I pressed it on purpose, twice.
makes sense...not at all...
Because it's true.
*sits back* yeah...would you like to help me gross the others out?
Elaborate.
Cookies are done! :) *Places the cookies on the table*
*takes some cookies and eats them*
*wakes up* Do I smell biscuits?
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 01:32:57 PM
Elaborate.
when we are the only ones on, I'll tell ya all about it...
You could pm her.
Eh...
*goes back to sleep*
ya what?
(Shh.)
*Almost woke up, but didn't.*
it's okay Ebby..
*wakes up, puts a biscuit on Kade's chest and goes back to sleep*
Aw! sleeping Ebbys are so Cute!
-_-
What? it's true...
I talk in my sleep sometimes, apparently.
only a bit..
Quote from: lass of something much on March 20, 2020, 11:58:46 PM
Aw! sleeping Ebbys are so Cute!
...You watch her while she's sleeping...?...
wow, that sounds weird...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 11:56:42 PM
*wakes up, puts a biscuit on Kade's chest and goes back to sleep*
*Grabs Eb, thinking she's a biscuit.*
why do you keep grabing Ebby?
(Why don't you ask her why she placed biscuits on a sleeping Otterbadger's chest.)
(To wake you up) *is grabbed* Please don't eat me. I'm not a biscuit.
lol
lass watched a smirk on her face
(Is this a roleplay now?)
(no, It's just me..)
*Still sleeping, hugs Eb after grabbing her, crushing the biscuits into her fur.*
Ew. Biscuit crumbs are not the nicest things to have in one's fur.
Haha, you're now a soft toy ;D
*Sniffs in his sleep, still smelling biscuits.*
*wriggles*
lass grined happly
*glares at Lass*
*wices*
(winces?)
yes.
^-^
-_-
*In his dreaming mind, he could smell the biscuits, but he couldn't find them. Where were they?*
Please don't eat me.
XD
*Alas, the Otterbadger's dreaming mind couldn't find the biscuits. His arms fell to his side dejectedly, releasing Eb.*
*rolls to the side, out of reach* Eww. *brushes biscuit crumbs off fur*
*Begins quietly snoring.*
*goes back to sleep*
oh my...
*A different Teer appears in the thread.* Hmmm, let's attack while they're sleeping, shall we? *Hits buttons and pulls levers while laughing maniacally.**Kade opens one eye and sees the new Taniwha.*
@shisteer of nothing much , here too.... *Goes back to sleep.*
*charges in, yelling and flipping tents left, right and center. Fire scatters and starts smouldering all over the camp while the taniwha runs, still roaring, into the forst on the other side*
(into the forest, I believe)
*is still asleep*
*kills everybeast who's yelling*
That was boring. You guys need to learn how to be attacked.
Right? At least try.
no.
(I'm still asleep.)
good to know.
*Hits a few more buttons.* Ok, ok, let's turn back around and go for a second pass.
If you say so. *spins round and charges back into camp, stirring smouldering coals into active flames and roaring*
*sleeps uneasily*
Lass spins around to face the mosters. "Stay back! Say back o' ye evil ones!"
...*...Extends dreamality toward Kade and Shisteer...*...
...Cause not chaos, lest ye be consumed......
*sleeps easily*
Y'all, 'Ima head out into the spookful forest. *Does that*
see ya bud!
...
...Would you .....like to join me here...?......
Hi ho Silver, away! *Waves enchanted fork and the pair poof out of the thread.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 08:44:50 PM
Hoiho Silver, away! *Waves enchanted fork and the pair poof out of the thread.*
*Carries Teer into the topic, fading in and out of dreamality.*
. . . We're . . . here. . . .
Good. You... know, it... probably... isn...'t... necessary... to... carry... me. Let's... find... some... trees.
*Staggers over to a tree, still carrying Teer.*
No. . . problem. . . darling. . .
*Looks upward through the tree boughs.*
Will. . . this do. . . ?
Yeah, perfect. *reaches out and touches tree, closing eyes gently. Relaxes and goes limp*
*Lays Teer on the ground and leans in close.*
Is there. . . anything I. . . need. . . to do? Are you okay?
*opens eyes and nods* I'm fine, dearest. I'm not sure what methods you use to regenerate your life force but you should probably use them.
*Leans back and stares at the peaceful forest.*
I. . . really don't have any. . . Let me. . . enter dream....ality. . . and see where that. . . leads. . .
*nods again and closes eyes*
I'll. . . come back. . . *Fades.*
Verdauga is actually an elf.
. . . What. . . do you mean. . . ? . . .
You faded. That's an elf thing.
*sighs and doesn't open eyes* Eb, we're doing important things here. Regenerating energy requires concentration, so please don't distract me with one of my favourite fandoms.
I wasn't meaning to. I was merely commenting on...fine, I'll shush. *climbs up Teer and into the tree*
am I still dead?....I think I am...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 02:49:42 AM
*sighs and doesn't open eyes* Eb, we're doing important things here. Regenerating energy requires concentration, so please don't distract me with one of my favourite fandoms.
But... being obsessed with multiple fandoms is a good thing, surely!
*sits up, leaning back against tree* It is. However, when I'm almost dead, I need to concentrate on getting my strength back.
::)
at lest you're alive at all!
*Fades back into existence.*
I'm going to sleep in my trailer. Night.
*Staggers over to trailer and gets in.*
*Zaps Verdauga and Teer full of life energy before scampering away.*
*Is relatively unaffected by this.*
Good for you. *Continues scampering away.*
Ach, Havok has insued...
*Returns.* WHO'S TRYING TO SUE ME?!
>_> pardon?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 13, 2020, 05:48:03 PM
*Zaps Verdauga and Teer full of life energy before scampering away.*
*was already basically full* Well, thanks for the kind thought. *gets up and pats tree appreciatively* Trees are great.
*is cold*
*gives Lass a blanket*
*sleeps (because I probably should in real life)*
'S alright.
*Is, surprisingly, too awake to sleep.*
I've never actually been to scout camp before but I have a feeling sleeping isn't that main activity. Anybeast want to go on a bush walk?
*Raises paw and jumps about excitedly.*
*Herman Smith arrives* Hello, everyone! *Herman begins constructing his tent*
*gets up and helps*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 02:10:53 AM
*Raises paw and jumps about excitedly.*
Sweet! We'll leave as soon as Herman has finished setting up his tent.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 14, 2020, 04:05:41 AM
*gets up and helps*
Thank you, Lass. :) *Herman's tent is complete*
you're most welcome, friend :)
Alrighty then, let's go. You two coming, Herman and Lass?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:42:33 AM
I've never actually been to scout camp before but I have a feeling sleeping isn't that main activity. Anybeast want to go on a bush walk?
I've never been to scout camp either. Guide camp, multiple times (except a lot weren't really camping), and church camp.
I'll come.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 07:56:19 AM
Alrighty then, let's go. You two coming, Herman and Lass?
eh, maybe, is Scott and Ebby coming?
We could just go and have them catch up later.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 14, 2020, 08:46:06 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 07:56:19 AM
Alrighty then, let's go. You two coming, Herman and Lass?
eh, maybe, is Scott and Ebby coming?
ARE Scott and Eb coming, you imbecile! YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE WORD 'IS' WHEN SPEAKING IN PLURAL!!!
*heaves a long sigh and heads for the woodland fringe* Let's go.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 09:47:23 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 14, 2020, 08:46:06 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 07:56:19 AM
Alrighty then, let's go. You two coming, Herman and Lass?
eh, maybe, is Scott and Ebby coming?
ARE Scott and Eb coming, you imbecile! YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE WORD 'IS' WHEN SPEAKING IN PLURAL!!!
*heaves a long sigh and heads for the woodland fringe* Let's go.
*grins evily*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 09:47:23 AM
Spoiler
ARE Scott and Eb coming, you imbecile! YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE WORD 'IS' WHEN SPEAKING IN PLURAL!!!
*heaves a long sigh and heads for the woodland fringe* Let's go.
*Skips happily after the huffy Taniwha.*
>:D *lies back*
*Accidentally grabs Lass, bringing her along for the journey.*
*Would raise eyebrow at this but is sleeping peacefully in trailer.*
(It was an accident, I swear.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 10:08:01 PM
*Accidentally grabs Lass, bringing her along for the journey.*
I'm a ghost, you can't.
You aren't talking like a ghost, therefore you can't be a ghost ^-^
I think...you forgot to put your brain in.
That does happen sometimes. Kinda like forgetting to get dressed in the morning.
O.O
Goodness
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 10:19:31 PM
You aren't talking like a ghost, therefore you can't be a ghost ^-^
How does a ghost talk?
*walks into bush*
*flys threw the flame*
*Seeps into dreamality while asleep.*
*Also walks into the bush.*
:o
*. . . Z Z Z . . . *
*makes a ship*
What kind of ship? Are you sure it isn't one of the white fluffy ones?
I ship, ya know, for sailing? ::)
I see (well, it is on the sea).
I also sea..
I see. Icy. I C.
XD
I V X L C D M
*drifts away*
Lass wants to be shipped again.
Nah. We need to finish the wedding of McLass first.
You probably will be, once your wedding finishes.
I might need to ghost you guys, so...yeah...
I wonder who the next lucky fella will be.
. . . * . . . . . . * . . .
. . . Where . . . Where am I. . . ? . . . Oh. . .
. . . * . . . Sits upright. . . There is a surreal light above. . . * . . .
Quote from: Booklover on April 16, 2020, 09:31:28 PM
You probably will be, once your wedding finishes.
No. Lass is a one man woman. Leave her alone.
*is walking in the bush*
*Is walking on the bush, following Teer.*
(Can anybeast remember where I am on this thread? I have forgotten.)
(You climbed up a tree back at the camp.)
(Ah, thanks. ^-^)
*follows the others into the bush*
*holds claw to lips in a gesture to be quiet and points* Look, pewakawaka. They're so cute.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 17, 2020, 01:55:02 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 16, 2020, 09:31:28 PM
You probably will be, once your wedding finishes.
No. Lass is a one man woman. Leave her alone.
Yeah, I'm not going to cheat on Hoiho!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 04:44:26 AM
(Ah, thanks. ^-^)
*follows the others into the bush*
I went weewee in that bush.
Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(she means a forest)
*follows others(?)*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 17, 2020, 08:37:27 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 04:44:26 AM
(Ah, thanks. ^-^)
*follows the others into the bush*
I went weewee in that bush.
We're not going into a bush meaning a specific plant, we're going into the bush, meaning the forest or jungle of whatever you want to call it. (In New Zealand, we call it bush)
. . . * . . . Tires to follow the others in dreamality . . . * . . .
You should sleep if you're tired.
tell Sam.
Sam...the duckling?
. . . * . . . Dreamality begins to underlay itself . . . of the real worlds . . . * . . .
Big and white.
Fair enough. How's Eric?
Big and black.
*Rolls eyes.*
And fluffy.
Sounds good. I was meaning more health-wise but that's alright.
Did you know there is a new meme format with a bird that looks like Hoiho?
No, I didn't. That's adorable!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 18, 2020, 03:30:24 AM
Did you know there is a new meme format with a bird that looks like Hoiho?
Wait, really? that's so cool!
Yes. Its a bird drinking from a glass labeled "Unsee juice."
The memes accompanied with it are... less family friendly.
Still, cute..
The first thing I thought of when I saw it was Hoiho. lol
Hoiho is taking over the forum.
On another note, has Hoiho learnt to sing 'I'm a little fire engine, Flick is my name' yet?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 18, 2020, 04:00:47 AM
The first thing I thought of when I saw it was Hoiho. lol
:laugh:
Hoiho is quite edgy
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 04:02:48 AM
Hoiho is taking over the forum.
On another note, has Hoiho learnt to sing 'I'm a little fire engine, Flick is my name' yet?
no, sadly not, but he high fives, IT'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:laugh:
I'M A PROUD BIRB MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:laugh: Oh Lass, you make me laugh so much.
He's starting to join in with 'Jesus Loves Me'. Not really singing it but adding a couple of notes here and there.
HE'S MY LITTLE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 11:48:58 PM
Sam...the duckling?
...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 04:17:43 AM
He's starting to join in with 'Jesus Loves Me'. Not really singing it but adding a couple of notes here and there.
That's a good song.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 11:48:58 PM
Sam...the duckling?
My other baby!!!!! I miss his little squeaks!!!!!!!!!
. . . What . . . ? . . .
Sam went back to Eb's house a few months ago.
. . . Oh . . .
Do you remember us talking about Sam? He was very cute.
. . . Yeah . . . I think i do . . . nice little bird . . .
Booklover got annoyed. It was quite amusing.
Annoyed? Righteously angry, you mean!
. . . * . . . Fades further into dreamality. . . * . . .
. . . * . . . In a calming whisper . . . * . . .
. . . Why . . . were you . . . annoyed. . . ? . . .
*righteously angry
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
. . . Did you not trust me. . . ? . . .
You are no longer a duck.
Quote from: Booklover on April 18, 2020, 04:50:44 PM
You are no longer a duck.
Can you be 100% sure of that, though? Hmm?
I think Seb is a duck. See... *throws brick at Seb* If he ducks it, we'll know for sure.
*catches the brick before it hits Seb* Oi. There's no need for violence. *throws the brick at Teer*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 10:09:47 PM
*catches the brick before it hits Teer* Oi. There's no need for violence. *gathers up some other bricks and begins building*
Why did you feel the need to quote that?
(I edited it slightly.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 10:09:47 PM
*catches the brick before it hits Seb* Oi. There's no need for violence. *throws the brick at Teer*
*catches brick with ease* I was conducting an important scientific experiment.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 09:59:08 PM
I think Seb is a duck. See... *throws brick at Seb* If he ducks it, we'll know for sure.
O_O
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 11:10:30 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 10:09:47 PM
*catches the brick before it hits Seb* Oi. There's no need for violence. *throws the brick at Teer*
*catches brick with ease* I was conducting an important scientific experiment.
I already caught it.
*sighs*
*is walking in the forest*
. . . * . . . Conjures a lantern to hold for Shisteer. . . * . . .
I'll be fine, thanks. My night vision's decent and it's the middle of the day anyway.
. . . Could you . . . hand me my real lantern. . . ? . . . I can't quite hold it myself . . .
Sure. *hands Verdauga his real lantern*
. . . * . . . It shifts and sways in hand . . . * . . .
. . . Thank you . . .
. . . * . . . The lantern fades to translucence in dreamality . . . * . . .
'S alright.
. . . * . . . Adjusts the draw of fuel from the Real Light . . * . . . . . .* . . . And treads the verge . . . * . . .
If anybeast still at camp?
No idea.
No deer, either, for that matter.
Booklover, are you feeling alright?
Yeah. Why?
You're making bad jokes and you put an s on the end of deer. It just had me a little bit concerned.
Must have punsilitis. (Sorry for yer another bad pun.)
The typos and lack of grammar are more concerning than the bad jokes.
*soooo didn't laugh really hard at the jokes*
*Falls over.*
*catches Kade with tip of tail before he hits the ground* Woah there, bro, what's the matter?
Sorry sorry, came down with a sudden case of "not awake"ness for a moment there.
And Lass, I grabbed you as I was leaving camp, so you should be with us, I believe.
You catch that illness quite often, don't you?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 04:40:10 AM
Sorry sorry, came down with a sudden case of "not awake"ness for a moment there.
And Lass, I grabbed you as I was leaving camp, so you should be with us, I believe.
*laughs* Nope.
. . . * . . . Walks through the fogs. . .
I read that as frogs... :P
. . . Fogs. . . or frogs. . . ? . . Fogs are frogs indeed. . .
A frog fog.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 21, 2020, 02:40:04 PM
. . . Fogs. . . or frogs. . . ? . . Fogs are frogs indeed. . .
*blinks*
*struggles*
*shapeshifts*
Into a frog dog? Or perhaps a dog frog?
A frog toad. A Froad. A dog toad. A Doad. A cog toad. A Code.
*flies back to camp*
Dog frogs can't fly, and neither can frog dogs.
What about cog toads?
Doubtful.
. . . Have you never walked in dreamality. . . ? . . .
I was lucid dreaming the other night, if that's what you mean.
Oh! I hate doing that!
. . . Do you not see the fog roll in. . . ? . . . Can you. . . I wonder. . . walk in dreamality as well. . . ? . . .
*'az nay idea vot iz gaein' on at av*
Okay, let me sum up; Teer is taking us on a hike, and we are chatting about dreams, got that?
Aye. Vhen dae ze marzhmallovz appear und try tae zteal everybeaztz' 'oikin'-ztickz?
*looks at watch* Unless they are late, that should happen in about twenty minutes, CCT.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 23, 2020, 10:56:33 PM
Oh! I hate doing that!
Why? Lucid dreaming is awesome! You can do anything!
. . . Is this a dream. . . ? . . . Perhaps. . . Perhaps not. . . Join me, won't you. . . and find out. . . ? . . . It's rather lonesome here. . . though you are just there. . .
I have these lucid dreams where I can't move a thing.
You need to lucid dream better then :laugh: When I lucid dream, I gain full control.
That was lyrics to a not so clean song so don't google it.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 24, 2020, 07:50:33 PM
I have these lucid dreams where I can't move a thing.
I can, but my brain is like "that's...not how life works.." and I just lie there with all the horrible things I think up...
I don't have lucid dreams.
. . . A lucid dream. . . is one in which you have control. . . not simply one in whic you are cognizant. . . of your surroundings. . .
*Ze Marzhmallovz appear* Guard yer 'oikin'-ztickz! Zey're 'ere!
. . . * . . .Watches a marsmallow run off with my hiking stick in reality. . . * . . .
. . . Oh no . . . ahhhhhhh. . .
MARSHMALLOWS *Begins chasing the marshmallows about, enchanted fork in hand.* I'M GONNA CATCH SOME THIS TIME!
*laughs*
*eats some marshmallows*
*Ze Marzhmallovz begin cryin' zat ye ate Marisa Marzhmallov und Milton Marzhmallov*
Ach...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 05:08:24 AM
MARSHMALLOWS *Begins chasing the marshmallows about, enchanted fork in PAW.* I'M GONNA CATCH SOME THIS TIME!
(Fixed) *falls* AHHH!!!
GONNA CATCH 'EM ALL!
*rolls off into the woodlands*
Do you mean the forest?
(one in the same, my friend ;))
*walks into the forest*
I'm....
I am.
er...erm....Huh...okay..?...
I am that is.
..er....no....Um...Hmm...
Relax, I am (name removed for privacy reasons).
Excuse me, I do not want my personal information being shared. Please remove that as soon as possible.
Sorry...
Thank you.
Anytime...
*Catches all the marshmallows.* YESH.
*pilfers one of Kade's marshmellows*
*Pilfers Ebantu.*
O_O
*eats my own marshmallows*
*Dashes away.*
*Does push-ups*
. . . Kade . . . ? . . . What are you doing . . . ? . . .
(I pilfered Eb and am now running away with my stolen goods, namely Eb.)
*can't remember were I am in this thread..*
*has been pilfered* ...I'm not quite sure how I feel about this.
You are in an unhealthy relationship...
I was eating marshmallows in the forest, right?
Yes?...
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 07:30:26 AM
You are in an unhealthy relationship...
Imma pilfer you if you don't hush yourself!
*doesn't know what a pilfer is*
61... 62... 63...
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 03:04:24 PM
*doesn't know what a pilfer is*
pilfer:
verb (used with or without object)
to steal, especially in small quantities.
*is carried into topic(I think) and stumbles over to a tree, resting claws against it*
Teer, what happened.
Kade was dying so I had to revive him. Sorry if I'm in the way. I'll go back to the thread I came from as soon as possible.
Ah, see.
*power pokes Teer* (in this case, it gives you strength)
*is power poked and staggers away* Ouch. I was already at full power.
*is also power poked* I mean, thanks? I kind of prefer getting energised the standard way but that works, if it is a little uncomfortable. Feels like a very strong electric shock.
. . . I shall leave you here. . . .
That's not very nice...
I assume you're talking to me? Thanks for your assistance. Here's a blueberry muffin. *gives Verdauga a blueberry muffin and leaves topic*
*Reappears on the scene with his pilfered Eb.* How'd I get back here?
*Herman breaths in the fresh forest air* ^-^ Nothing could go wrong this fine day. *A mountain lion bursts forth from the wood and mauls the dolphin* Aaahh-hhag--ahhhhh_agg___aggah!
*Poofs the lion away*
*Herman lies on the ground in a pool of blood* :-|
*gently lifts Herman and carries him back to camp*
Oh the pain! *Herman lets out a scream* AAAGAHaahAAghagaggaghhhahghahgahhh! ... Aahhhahg!
*very carefully places Herman by the fire, and dresses his wounds*
Just sit tight, this is gonna hurt like blazers...
*wraps Herman's wounds*
Deary me! This is horribly painful... :(
There you go, all better...*hands Herman a blanket and starts making hot coco*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 06:22:51 PM
*Reappears on the scene with his pilfered Eb.* How'd I get back here?
I don't know, but should I be more upset about being pilfered? I mean, I could scream or something.
*Stuffs Eb into his fur for safe keeping.* Hush now, stolen goods don't complain.
*muffled voice* I'm going to suffocate. I hope you're happy.
You have plenty of air, ya goof; you won't suffocate.
*muffled voice* I don't believe you.
You were fine last time, weren't you? You even fell asleep for awhile.
Yes, but this time I was pilfered. I have to react differently. *burrows around, trying to find the way out*
Oh, oooo, that kinda tickles.
Tell me the way out and I'll stop. *continues*
Ahhh, might not want to do that, Ebby...
Why not, may I ask?
I wouldn't advise it..
Eb, do you want some help?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 01, 2020, 10:10:27 PM
Tell me the way out and I'll stop. *continues*
*Goes rigid, closing his eyes tightly.*
*face palms*
*muffled voice* Yes please, Teer.
*looks down at Herman with pitty* are you alright?
*Wanders off into the night.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 03, 2020, 12:44:17 AM
*muffled voice* Yes please, Teer.
Alright then. *tickles Kade* Let Eb out of your fluff!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 03:31:34 AM
*Wanders off into the night.*
*Has already wandered off into the night.*
Fine then. *summons penguin army* Find Kade and rescue Eb. She needs an oxygen tank and a block of chocolate. *penguins (may they live forever) spread out in a line and begin combing the forest*
*Blinks, slowly*
*nods head politely* Hello. Is everything alright?
*looks at penguins*
*the sight of the penguin army brings back memories of gunfire, talking fruit, Twilight, and Fortunate Son*
*glances down at the badly scratched
@Herman Smith* Are you okay?
*penguins (may they live forever) have disappeared into the trees*
*starts cooking marshmallows *
*stares after the penguins*
*sulks* Let me out already.
*poofs Ebby besides the fire*
Is there anything else I can do to help? here have some marshmallows.. *offers marshmallows to Herman*
Why do we only ever have marshmallows on this thread? Other foods do exist, you know.
*Suddenly appears beside the fire.* I'm back.
*jumps back in fright and instinctually draws sword*
Yikes! *Throws Mjolnir at Kade, but pulls it back at the last second* Oh. It's only you.
*penguins (may they live forever) silently surround Kade*
*Grizzly bear savages chant as they circle Kade, bearing their thorn-tipped spears*
...What? *penguins (may they live forever) attack savage grizzly bears*
*Grizzly bears sadly crush the penguins (may they live forever in the afterlife) with their pink slippers made from chicken feathers, and coated in honey*
*penguins (may they live forever) remain uncrushed, as the taniwha charges in and sets fire to all the grizzly bears in question, and their slippers*
*Unfortunately, before they were burnt alive, they threw their magically indestructible thorn-tipped spears at the taniwha and severely wounded her, and in their last throes of agony, they hugged the penguins so that they died with them*
*fortunately, the penguins (may they live forever) had gone for a swim recently and were soaking wet, so they ended up dousing the fire and saving the grizzly bears' lives, becoming best friends with the grizzly bears and skipping into the forest to have a picnic, leaving the taniwha to die*
*power pokes Teer*
*is power poked* I would feel annoyed at the penguins (may they live forever) for abandoning me, but those Grizzly bears looked really fluffy so I can't really blame them.
*gently takes Teer's paw and leads her back to the Campfire *
I'm fine, Lass. Seriously, I've just got half a dozen spears in various places on my body. Nothing serious.
No, you almost dyed! *dresses Teer's wounds*
*eats some food (not marshmallows)*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 07, 2020, 08:57:51 AM
No, you almost dyed! *dresses Teer's wounds*
I'm
fine. Still the same colour as a was before. Well, I will be, once I wash the blood off, anyway.
You sit still, Young rip!! ( ;D) *wraps a bandage around Teer's paw*
*stands up, just to be naughty, but shrinks in size so Lass can still reach wounds*
*Warms himself by the fire.* When did you become a hedgehog?
Who became a hedgehog?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 09:34:26 AM
*stands up, just to be naughty, but shrinks in size so Lass can still reach wounds*
*frowns* Teer, you ripping yourself! *wraps Teer's side*
Quote from: Booklover on May 07, 2020, 06:12:01 PM
Who became a hedgehog?
He's saying that because hedgehogs are cheeky.
Not really. Wasn't Cheek an otter, anyway? When the recommended words include 'otterbadger' it's obvious I've been spending a lot of time on here.
*shrugs*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 07, 2020, 06:11:11 PM
*Warms himself by the fire.* When did you become a hedgehog?
A ses'night ago, if you must know.
You're not a Cellar hog any more...
(Okay: Lass poofed me out of Kade's fur and Kade didn't contradict that fact so I'm going to assume I'm beside the fire at this point, where Lass poofed me to.)
Sounds good.
*Stalks off into the night.*
@Herman Smith, how are your wounds feeling? Do you think they need to be replaced yet?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 07:31:19 PM
*Stalks off into the night.*
Did I do something wrong?
*stalks Kade*
*calls after Ebby* YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA KIDNAP YOU, RIGHT?!
*whispers* Shh. I'm stalking him.
Sounds accurate.
Me:
Spoiler
(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/W7W7XY/wild-cat-felis-silvestris-stalking-prey-in-field-vosges-france-august-W7W7XY.jpg)
*penguins (may they live forever) stalk Ebby*
*gasps* Oh no!
*Stalks penguins stalking Ebby stalking him.*
*stops stalking and dashes up a tree, tail resembling a bottlebrush*
O.o
o.O
@Herman Smith, how are those scratches feeling?
Fine. I feel wonderful. *Leaves*
Great! Tata! *mumbles something along the lines of "Well great, now all the sane beasts are gone..."*
*penguins interrupt Kade's stalking* ₩£--!?
Yes?
Hmm? Oh, nothing. Lass was teaching me how to do mentions like that.
Oh. Well done, I guess.
Thanks.
'S alright.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 25, 2020, 10:57:25 PM
*penguins interrupt Kade's stalking* ₩£--!?
*Freezes in place, pretending to be invisible.*
*floats over to Kade and pokes his footpaw*
(https://sciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/drax-invisible.gif)
We can still see you.
(https://46.media.tumblr.com/acfa085d4b1b532e3fe5555cabaf347c/tumblr_pcp9eyD6Fi1ugcq3jo10_540.gif)
Is he covered in scars?
He's invisible, how am I meant to know?
*Snorts....relises that Scott always does that... Face palms*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 05:38:34 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 25, 2020, 10:57:25 PM
*penguins interrupt Kade's stalking* ₩£--!?
*Freezes in place, pretending to be invisible.*
Did you actually understand that?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 27, 2020, 07:11:15 PM
(https://46.media.tumblr.com/acfa085d4b1b532e3fe5555cabaf347c/tumblr_pcp9eyD6Fi1ugcq3jo10_540.gif)
Hi, Drax!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 28, 2020, 12:49:18 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 05:38:34 PM
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*penguins interrupt Kade's stalking* ₩£--!?
*Freezes in place, pretending to be invisible.*
Did you actually understand that?
*Can't answer because he's standing so incredibly still that he's turned invisible and talking would break the illusion.*
But eating is fine, huh?
*Woulds answer "As long as my movement is incredibly slow," but can't.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 28, 2020, 10:25:05 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 28, 2020, 12:49:18 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 05:38:34 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 25, 2020, 10:57:25 PM
*penguins interrupt Kade's stalking* ₩£--!?
*Freezes in place, pretending to be invisible.*
Did you actually understand that?
*Can't answer because he's standing so incredibly still that he's turned invisible and talking would break the illusion.*
Oh, I see.
*pounces on Kade* If you don't move, we still know where you were! 😋
NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo....
> Quote from Anne's House of Dreams:
> Anne: But you're a Yankee yourself, Charlotta.
> Charlotta: I am not, Miss Shirley! And I wouldn't be even if I married a dozen Yankees!
Don't marry a dozen Yankees. Or a dozen anythings, for that matter.
My one beloved Yankee is worth a dozen Yankees.
Good for you
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 05, 2020, 04:48:09 PM
My one beloved Yankee is worth a dozen Yankees.
How many confederates is he worth?
As many as come after me, here in the heart of it, kinda. (Plot twist: Teer's talking about someone else. :o)
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/s3qCaXmFQqJsQ/giphy.gif)
You seem to like that gif, Seb.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 05, 2020, 04:09:42 PM
Don't marry a dozen Yankees. Or a dozen anythings, for that matter.
Tell Rosie that...
Ok!
@Rosie, don't marry a dozen Yankees. Or a dozen anythings, for that matter.
Good to know.
Thank you for this insight. ;D
No problem *gives a thumbs up*
Heh.
*Is utterly and completely lost.*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 09:52:50 PM
As many as come after me, here in the heart of it, kinda. (Plot twist: Teer's talking about someone else. :o)
Never, dearest! Of course I'm talking about you! You're my beloved!
Also, is it bad that, when I first saw that gif, my immediate thought was 'Huh, cool. Seb made a gif of Skarzs.'?
I volunteer for whatever this is ;D
(Hey, that reminds me of my army days).
This is Scout Camp. Incredibly organised and sensible. We all behave ourselves very well.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 06:25:12 AM
I volunteer for whatever this is ;D
(Hey, that reminds me of my army days).
Baaaaaaaaaaaad idea....
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 06:27:14 AM
This is Scout Camp. Incredibly organised and sensible. We all behave ourselves very well.
[whisper] What rubbish. [/whisper]
Pffft
Can I drill you all into one-minded zombies that heed my every order?
No. I mean, you can try...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2020, 06:30:15 AM
No. I mean, you can try...
I'm gonna have fun making you the cleaning orderly ;D
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 06:29:53 AM
Can I drill you all into one-minded zombies that heed my every order?
... I'm up for it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 06:33:01 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 06:29:53 AM
Can I drill you all into one-minded zombies that heed my every order?
That's why you are my favorite XD
... I'm up for it.
Hehehe. I like being your favourite.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2020, 06:37:44 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 06:31:32 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2020, 06:30:15 AM
No. I mean, you can try...
I'm gonna have fun making you the cleaning orderly ;D
Yeah...good luck with that. :P
Let me sweeten the deal for you.
You can complain all you want... in Welsh :D
*smiles sweetly*
She will actually complain in Welsh.
*Crashes through the underbrush in a random direction.*
Rwy'n gwrthod gwneud hyn.
*But even lost and alone, the Otterbadger knows his mission. To hunt down the marshmallows.*
:laugh:
Yeah, she's a great friend.
*sees Kade come into view* Oh, hello. Want to join the party? We're all going to become Luft's obedient servants and be brainwashed into doing whatever we're told. I'm so excited!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2020, 06:43:57 AM
Rwy'n gwrthod gwneud hyn.
1) I'm afraid you aren't free to choose.
2) Excellent Welsh! Very well put :)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 06:45:17 AM
Yeah, she's a great friend.
*sees Kade come into view* Oh, hello. Want to join the party? We're all going to become Luft's obedient servants and be brainwashed into doing whatever we're told. I'm so excited!
Wel, ni wnaf.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 06:45:17 AM
Yeah, she's a great friend.
*sees Kade come into view* Oh, hello. Want to join the party? We're all going to become Luft's obedient servants and be brainwashed into doing whatever we're told. I'm so excited!
No time. Gotta hunt a marshmallow. *Continues on.*
Oh. Alright then.
(Dw i'n hoffi swper. So I'll be leaving for a wee while.)
*doesn't know Welsh*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2020, 06:49:40 AM
(Dw i'n hoffi swper. So i'll be leaving for a wee while.)
Start cleaning ¬¬
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 06:29:53 AM
Can I drill you all into one-minded zombies that heed my every order?
O.O
In case you don't know, My Lord, that means Lass agrees.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 07:03:44 AM
In case you don't know, My Lord, that means Lass agrees.
That's handy :D
Teer, would you be a sweetheart and get Eb cleaning?
*folds arms* Teer has no more power over me than you do.
*Re-appears in the camp.*
I forgot something!
*Picks up Eb and dashes away again.*
Oh, my knight in shining armour! *places paws over heart and rolls eyes dramatically* Or otterbadger in wonderful fluffiness, in this case.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 30, 2020, 07:12:42 AM
*Re-appears in the camp.*
I forgot something!
*Picks up Eb and dashes away again.*
Hey, you can't do that!
... There's paperwork to fill in first :P
Sorry to burst your bubble, but he can. He just did. ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 07:03:44 AM
In case you don't know, My Lord, that means Lass agrees.
That's a lie.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 07:10:21 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 07:03:44 AM
In case you don't know, My Lord, that means Lass agrees.
That's handy :D
Teer, would you be a sweetheart and get Eb cleaning?
I will do so as soon as I am able, My Lord. (Be assured, it will happen)
*pokes tongue out at Teer*
If everyone here was more like Teer, we wouldn't have resort to speaking Welsh ;D
I am the model child. So well behaved and obliging.
And humble. So, so humble.
Well of course.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 07:22:14 AM
If everyone here was more like Teer, we wouldn't have resort to speaking Welsh ;D
@Bean, what are you? (as in; Wildcat, otter, mouse, hedgehog and so on.)
Quote from: lass of something much on June 30, 2020, 07:28:25 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 07:22:14 AM
If everyone here was more like Teer, we wouldn't have resort to speaking Welsh ;D
@Bean, what are you? (as in; Wildcat, otter, mouse, hedgehog and so on.)
Bean? *Blinks confused*.
Otter, I guess.
Bean is a term we got from the Captain. I'm still not really sure what it means.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 07:34:10 AM
Bean is a term we got from the Captain. I'm still not really sure what it means.
That's sensible, throwing around a word whose meaning is unknown to you.
What could possibly go wrong? :P
Oh, we all know what bean means, as a word. It's a kind of legume. (The kind Jack planted in the fairytale, then climbed and robbed the giant)
The part we're not sure about is where the habit of calling everybeast bean came from.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 07:32:36 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 30, 2020, 07:28:25 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 07:22:14 AM
If everyone here was more like Teer, we wouldn't have resort to speaking Welsh ;D
@Bean, what are you? (as in; Wildcat, otter, mouse, hedgehog and so on.)
Bean? *Blinks confused*.
Otter, I guess.
Yes, you are a bean.
Okay cool.
*laughs with evil intentions*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 07:40:00 AM
Oh, we all know what bean means, as a word. It's a kind of legume. (The kind Jack planted in the fairytale, then climbed and robbed the giant)
The part we're not sure about is where the habit of calling everybeast bean came from.
Haha, just messing with you.
Ah, see. Fair enough.
*Can't remember where I am, so just rolls over and goea back to sleep in the trailer.*
*cooks marshmallows*
*curls up in a ball and cries*
*steals Kade's wife* Let's go do something fun. *runs away with Eb*
Cleaning is fun :r
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 01, 2020, 04:40:24 AM
*steals Kade's wife* Let's go do something fun. *runs away with Eb*
Curses! Why must you darn dra- er,
Taniwhas always take the pretty ones?
O_O
(One taniwha, two taniwha, just saying ;))
*Boils marshmallows*
(One-Eye the wildcat 08:06:47 AM Viewing Ebantu the Kararehe's profile.
...hi?)
I hate being on mobile. The screen jumps around and glitches, making browsing the forum at 3am hard.
Ah, so that was...accidental?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 05:52:54 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 01, 2020, 04:40:24 AM
*steals Kade's wife* Let's go do something fun. *runs away with Eb*
Curses! Why must you darn dra- er, Taniwhas always take the pretty ones?
I like how you said that and Eb's only comment was to correct your grammar.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 07:40:00 AM
Oh, we all know what bean means, as a word. It's a kind of legume. (The kind Jack planted in the fairytale, then climbed and robbed the giant)
The part we're not sure about is where the habit of calling everybeast bean came from.
Because we're human beans. Well, on the forum we're various different species of animal (that usually, but not always, appear in Redwall) beans, but the point still stands.
I don't think that's where the Captain got the term from.
*sobs*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 01, 2020, 08:23:00 AM
I hate being on mobile. The screen jumps around and glitches, making browsing the forum at 3am hard.
That said, coding in the ^-^ emoji is easier on mobile.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 01, 2020, 08:59:52 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 05:52:54 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 01, 2020, 04:40:24 AM
*steals Kade's wife* Let's go do something fun. *runs away with Eb*
Curses! Why must you darn dra- er, Taniwhas always take the pretty ones?
I like how you said that and Eb's only comment was to correct your grammar.
Eh, fafifa is just a made up word from a made up land anyway, and can there really be incorrect grammar for made up words?
Executes the most intense pre-dodge maneuver ever witnessed. A maneuver so effective that even if/when it is noticed, it is still fully and completely successful. Users of this maneuver are also regarded as being the most handsome and manly creatures known across the land. Truly, only those at the pinnacle of health and beauty are able to complete such a feat.
*Waits for the opportunity.*
*is crying*
*struggles out of hug*
*Lays a trap.*
*sits very still and tense*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 03:15:01 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 01, 2020, 08:59:52 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2020, 05:52:54 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 01, 2020, 04:40:24 AM
*steals Kade's wife* Let's go do something fun. *runs away with Eb*
Curses! Why must you darn dra- er, Taniwhas always take the pretty ones?
I like how you said that and Eb's only comment was to correct your grammar.
Eh, fafifa is just a made up word from a made up land anyway, and can there really be incorrect grammar for made up words?
Executes the most intense pre-dodge maneuver ever witnessed. A maneuver so effective that even if/when it is noticed, it is still fully and completely successful. Users of this maneuver are also regarded as being the most handsome and manly creatures known across the land. Truly, only those at the pinnacle of health and beauty are able to complete such a feat.
*tosses a compliment about Kade being very manly and handsome at Kade* What a shame you dodged.
You clearly don't understand this level of dodge. Rather than dodging the compliment, I dodged your intent behind the compliment, where you expected me to dodge. Basically I dodged by not dodging. Thanks for the compliment; I do look rather handsome today, don't I? ^_^
Absolutely. Such manly fluff!
*Immediately dashes away from Teer, feeling a sudden sense of danger.*
*really wanted to stroke the fluff* Oh. Bye bye.
*turns back to Luft with an air of disappointment* I'm ready to serve you, My Lord.
*Does not trust Teer's action statement. Continues running.*
Teer...Help..
*Cooked marshmallows descend from the heavens and alight upon Lass.*
*tries to reach for the marshmallow but is being hugged tightly, so this is rather hard*
*Leaps into the sky and bats the marshmallow to Lass with a tennis racket at supersonic speeds.*
(She gonna die)
*starts choking on the marshmallow*
Well, those marshmallows where moving at supersonic speeds, so this outcome really isn't all that bad, all things considered.
*coughs*
Ok, Lass, nod if you want me to initiate the Heimlich Maneuver.
*nods, still coughing and trying to breathe*
*Shakes with excitement.* Finally, somebody actually wants me to use my patented Heimlich Maneuver! *Grabs Lass from waffles.* HEIMLICH MANEUVER ACTIVATE! *Heimlich maneuver activates.*
*Effectively coughs out the marshmallow* E-ew.. T-T-an-kee, b-b-ut y-ou ca-n st-op no-w
*Stops now.* Never fear, you're safe now little one.
*Gasps for air* T-thank you! *hugs Kade*
Mm, hugs are nice. *Hugs Lass back.*
*More cooked marshmallows rain down from above.* Weird snow today.
*Slips out of hug and grabs a basket*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 12:21:22 AM
*Immediately dashes away from Teer, feeling a sudden sense of danger.*
Kade, come back! Teer grabbed me, and now she's serving Waffles! Help!
Mwahahahaaa!
Ha.. ha.. ha.....
*Waves a burning stick at Teer*
*runs around catching marshmallows in basket*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 02, 2020, 07:18:14 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 12:21:22 AM
*Immediately dashes away from Teer, feeling a sudden sense of danger.*
Kade, come back! Teer grabbed me, and now she's serving Waffles! Help!
Wait, you eat people now? Huh, didn't think you had it in ya. I'm proud.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 02, 2020, 07:18:14 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 12:21:22 AM
*Immediately dashes away from Teer, feeling a sudden sense of danger.*
Kade, come back! Teer grabbed me, and now she's serving Waffles! Help!
Wait, what?
Is that your version of
maleesh (an Arab word that's conveniently ambiguous - it means "I'm sorry" and "so what?" at the same time)?
Do you perchance mean "Come back!"?
*Makes a fire from banging two random rocks*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 03:57:32 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 02, 2020, 07:18:14 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 12:21:22 AM
*Immediately dashes away from Teer, feeling a sudden sense of danger.*
Kade, come back! Teer grabbed me, and now she's serving Waffles! Help!
Wait, you eat people now? Huh, didn't think you had it in ya. I'm proud.
-_- Fine, somebeast who isn't purposely misunderstanding me, please help.
*Waves a burning stick at Ebbie too*
*ears flatten* Get that thing away from me.
*Extinguishes stick*
*Prods Ebbie*
*bites the stick in half*
*Looks at splintered end*
*Prods Teer*
*bites the Jarky in half*
O_O
She prodded me.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 03, 2020, 07:57:58 AM
*bites the Jarky in half*
The Jarky reassembles and throw the Teer into the sandpit*
*gets sand in eyes* Seriously, mortal? That was inconvenient if you.
*Wakes up, gets out of trailer, and teleports Eb nearby.*
*trips over a rock and falls into the river*
*stumbles slightly* Thanks, Verdauga. I owe you, like, thrity-seven. :P
Happy to help. Now, my member-danger-radar is sensing that Lass is in trouble.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 03, 2020, 08:34:54 PM
*stumbles slightly* Thanks, Verdauga. I owe you, like, thrity-seven. :P
Thrity-seven? This is a new word for me. Fascinating! What does it mean?
Three tens and seven units. You know how people say "I owe you one."? Well, this was like that, but Verdauga has teleported me out of sticky situations quite a few times now.
Oh, so you just meant thirty-seven? Boring.
:laugh: I love you, Teer.
*clings onto a weeping willow* It's okay, willow, no need to cry! I give you hugs! *hugs the willow branch for dear life* Ebby...I all wet...
*passes a big beach towel to Lass* Here. Be dry.
*is still half in the water (ie, a very fast flowing, flooded river)*
Oh, excuse me Teer. *extricates self from Teer's hug and throws a rope to Lass* Here! Be safe.
You're excused.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 01:56:51 AM
Oh, excuse me Teer. *extricates self from Teer's hug and throws a rope to Lass* Here! Be safe.
*tries to reach for the rope, but just falls back into the river, but being a otter-squirrel, can hold my breath for a long time*
*Lass can also swim, but whatevah.*
(Yes, I can, but this is a flooded river, that is very fast flowing)
*Throws giant jenga pieces into the fire*
*Has exhausted myself and can no longer teleport.*
*grabs onto another branch*
Oh dear. *passes one end of the rope to Verdauga and ties the other end around my waist* *mutters under breath* Why'd you have to go and fall in such a cold river, Lass?
*Just kinda holds the rope given me.*
*shivers*
*swims across and rescues Lass, bringing her back to the bank* *shakes self thoroughly* Brr, water is so wet.
*dives into the river and daringly rescues Lass in a feat of great strength and endurance*
*emerges from the river holding Lass gallantly, water droplets falling off in a showery cape, head thrust back and chin out, a particularly bright sunbeam shining off somehow beautifully polished scales*
You're welcome, citizen.
...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 02:44:33 AM
*swims across and rescues Lass, bringing her back to the bank* *shakes self thoroughly* Brr, water is so wet.
*Would rescue Lass, but that's been done twice over now.*
My way was better.
Flashwing.
*Looks into the forest next to topic* Ooh, there's a guest! Watching us, perhaps...
*Eats berries*.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 02:49:20 AM
Flashwing.
*spreads wings out dramatically, turning head to admire them* They do look quite wonderful, don't they?
Flashwing means show-off, you bean.
I know. When one is this wonderful, they have a right, nay, a responsibility to show off.
*curls up in a ball of sopping wet fluff*
*drapes the towel over Lass*
*shivers* T-th-than-ks...
*continues admiring self*
*Joins in.*
Why am I not surprised. ::)
*has turned into a block of ice*
*gives Lass five hot waterbottles and rubs her dry with the towel*
*gives Lass a mug of peppermint tea*
*Flexes to cheer Lass up.*
*is quite literally in a block of ice*
*Grabs a tank equipped with a flamethrower.* I can fix that.
*turns a strange shade of green*
*Any protests are drowned out by the sound of the engine and treads as the tank rolls up.*
*Cheers.*
*Gets out, lights the flamethrower and gets back in.*
*Cheering intensifies.*
{This could be fun, apart from the fact that I'm gonna get gangrene...}
*vaporizes the ice around Lass.*
*And then suddenly the Gangreen Gang attacked!*
*Vaporizes the Gangreen Gang while I'm at it.*
*is now on fire as well as having gangrene*
@Ebantu the Kararehe We can probably find a fox to adopt somewhere around here, don't you think?
Mm, probably. *begins searching for a fox* Ideally a fox cub, right?
Well yeah. *Assists in searching.*
*Park ranger pulls up in jeep*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 03:14:08 PM
@Ebantu the Kararehe
We can probably find a fox to adopt somewhere around here, don't you think?
Woah there, sonny. Say what?
*floats around* They want a Child, silly
*The park ranger scowls* So they think they can kidnap a precious fox cub, then, eh? I don't think so.
(Also, does anyone know where Verdauga has been? I haven't seen him online in a while...)
Nonono, silly, they're looking for an orphan, sadly they are plentiful, with the parents leaving them to die and all..
Hmm. Let me see if the law allows this.
@Keva Strongbow
Dude, this is the cellars, of course it is! :giggle:
*Flips through law book and squints* We shall see... Aha, here it is! *Begins reading aloud* "No animals are allowed to be taken out of the forest, especially the ones in the "Scout camp" topic. Period. No exceptions." *Squints* Huh, that's odd. This next part looks like it was written with a blue crayon. Anyway, it says: "Of course, this rule doesn't apply to Kade and Eb. Thank you." *Looks up and eye twitches* This is odd.
*floats around happily*
*Accidentally sends the park ranger's jeep flying while searching for a fox cub.*
Skills. Anyway, thanks Seb!
Skillz
Nope. *continues searching* We should probably go further into the forest. It's unlikely that any foxes will live right beside the camp.
True enough. You lead the way, I'll follow.
Fine by me. *leads the way into the woods*
*floats through Scott*
What am I doing here?
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Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 25, 2020, 03:34:17 AM
What am I doing here?
I can't remember, but you were here... *floats through Scott again*
Doing my thing in a bush?
I think you went to the river or something *floats through a tree*
Ok...*Swims*
*Throws Scott a floaty*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2a077aec57e04dc42bdb8233261a5fb7/tenor.gif?itemid=12042935)
*giggles ghostily*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:27:07 PM
Fine by me. *leads the way into the woods*
*Has been walking for about a week.* Soooo... where are we anyways?
No idea. Somewhere near an abandoned fox cub, I hope.
*A small yelping sound can be heard from a large thicket, it is a tiny, fluffy, parentless, baby
Spoiler
drink bottle
*
(I read the previous three posts out loud in Lima speak and Teer and I almost died of laughing.)
Quote from: lass of something much on August 09, 2020, 02:47:01 AM
*A small yelping sound can be heard from a large thicket, it is a tiny, fluffy, parentless, babySpoiler
drink bottle
*
Seriously? You had me in suspense for a moment there.
MWHAHAHA
Anyone up for a game of volleyball?
Ooh, me! Me!
*doesn't know how to play volleyball*
It's easy! U just hit the ball with your hands back towards me
*Serves the ball*
*Bats a volleyball at Keva.*
*Jumps out of creek and sprints for the court*
*The ball misses Keva, rebounds off the ground, andstrikes back at its thrower with a vengeance.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 11, 2020, 12:44:04 AM
*Jumps out of creek and sprints for the court*
*Floats around Scott* Whatcha doing?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 11, 2020, 12:35:34 AM
Ooh, me! Me!
*doesn't know how to play volleyball*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on August 11, 2020, 12:36:50 AM
It's easy! U just hit the ball with your hands back towards me
*Serves the ball*
*Totally missed these posts.*
*jumps into the air and does a flying kick at the ball, sending it skimming under the net* Goal!
.....That's not how it works....You have to get the ball over the net and make it touch the floor on the opponents side....
*Ghostly giggle* She knows.
But the banner at the top told me to kick it!
Bleh...
I still scored a goal, though.
No....
Spoil sport.
No u
*floats around* Being dead is boooriinnnggg.......
Come and help Kade and I find a fox cub.
Eh...Okay... *poofs an orphan fox cup (Best typo ever) cub into Ebby's arms*
*The fox cub shivers*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 11, 2020, 01:44:47 AM
*jumps into the air and does a flying kick at the ball, sending it skimming under the net* Goal!
*Dives and hits the ball flying back over the net, sailing toward
@Kade Rivok *
*does an epic rollliepollie in the air and grabs the ball*
Quote from: lass of something much on August 17, 2020, 09:14:47 AM
Eh...Okay... *poofs an orphan fox cup (Best typo ever) cub into Ebby's arms*
*The fox cub shivers*
*squeaks silently in overexposure to pure cuteness*
@Kade, Lass found one! *wraps the fox cub in my cloak and walks over to Kade*
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741548499316899840/745046160527327302/20200728_174608.jpg)
You evil chicken.
Thank you. :giggle:
(Something went wrong. It's looks as if the picture got stretched sideways.)
Fixed.
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277109289250848769/745874654379638794/Dead_Lass.png)
(Bravo.)
I'm deeeeaaadddd
(Tragedy.)
Quote from: lass of something much on August 19, 2020, 12:19:11 PM
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(Did blue become Kades color?)
(I was trying to let his otter part show...)
(Oh! Because I made him blue with a brown vest! So did Jarky! (Suspicious) and yours is just straight up blue! So I think we can all agree that Kade wears blue?)
(I actually drew that a long time ago....)
*Illuminati effect* AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
What in arda....
Ahhhhhhhhh!
*pokes*
Ouch!
How did that hurt...I'm a ghost... I can't hurt you....I can make things hurt you, but I can't...
No I do it irl! Sometime when something nearly hits me I say ouch! Probably because someone threw it! 😆
I mean, I scream when I drop something and it makes a big noise, so, I can't really blame ya...
I mean it's a very weird quirk to have!
It's perfectly normal...That or everyone's crazy...
No me.
*Everyone is transported into a desert filled with volcanoes*
Best Scout Camp Leader EVER.
(Nice profile pic, Teer.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 19, 2020, 10:34:26 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 17, 2020, 09:14:47 AM
Eh...Okay... *poofs an orphan fox cup (Best typo ever) cub into Ebby's arms*
*The fox cub shivers*
*squeaks silently in overexposure to pure cuteness* @Kade, Lass found one! *wraps the fox cub in my cloak and walks over to Kade*
@Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaade.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 30, 2020, 11:00:13 AM
Best Scout Camp Leader EVER.
I know, right?
*A volcano spurts lava at Ebbie*
*stands in front of Ebbie and revels in the delightful warmth* This place is amazing.
I wouldn't do that if I were you... *Picks up Teer and walks towards a volcano*
Why not? *struggles and remains in front of Eb*
*A sinkhole opens up below Jarky*
Good thing I struggled out of your grasp.
*The Jarky you struggled out of the grasp of is still here and unswallowed by sinkhole*
HEEEEEEEELP!
Oh dear. *puts tail into sink hole* Grab on.
*Screams as Teer's massive tail crushes me*
*curls tail around Jarky and pulls her out* Don't worry, I got the first-aid badge recently, I'll fix everything.
*Cannot breath* *Has a punctured lung and several cracked ribs*
Oh dear. How to fix this... wait, I know. *settles Jarky down in a comfy camp bed and begins lighting a camp fire* Don't worry, it'll be ready soon.
*Also has a crushed leg and a crushed arm plus a melted, burnt tail*
Hang on a sec, Miss. It'll be ready soon!
*Glowers at Teer*
*pours tea, adds a bit of cold water and carefully pours it down Jarky's throat*
Quote from: lass of something much on August 29, 2020, 10:18:45 PM
It's perfectly normal...That or everyone's crazy...
The second option. Clearly.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 31, 2020, 09:37:28 AM
*pours tea, adds a bit of cold water and carefully pours it down Jarky's throat*
*Also has a burnt throat*
...Oh help... *Heals Jarky with waterbending*
*Ze Kung-Fu Creaturez On Ze Rampage 2 attack everybeazt*
*Uses my martial arts and shoots them.*
*gets taken by Ze Kung-Fu Creatures On Ze Rampage 2* Aaaaah!
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 02:07:33 PM
...Oh help... *Heals Jarky with waterbending*
*Is now also half drowned*
*Gurgles, coughing up blood*
(....Have you seen ATLA?)
I am immune to all kinds of magic. Yes.
But... are you immune to the Heimlich?
Yeah.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 08, 2020, 09:35:33 PM
I am immune to all kinds of magic. Yes.
It's not magic, it's waterbending!
I am also immune to waterbending. *lies back down and dies some more*
*Revitalizes Jarky.*
What? How?
Using your profile, using my life force, give or take some eldritch involvement, but that last part's unlikely.
Wait, life force? *Lies back down and gets on with dying*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 08, 2020, 10:01:47 PM
I am also immune to waterbending. *lies back down and dies some more*
You can't be, that isn't how immune systems work!
*puts a small amount of toothpaste on Jarky's forehead*
*Hands Jarky a toothbrush*
*Brushes teeth* Thanks, guys! I'm all better now!
See? All you complicated healers and all she really needed was some toothpaste.
*sneak attacks Kade via bashing him over the head with a flying pan, which I then use to escape*
But Kade, I'm immune to Heimlich Maneuvers!
Ah, but mine are patented!
I'm immune to patented ones as well...
No waaaaay, nobeast is immune to those!
But I am- *Looks chivalrous*- no beast.
Yis you is
*Looks even more chivalrous*
You can't look chivalrous with a toothbrush, silly goose!
Of course I can! Seee?
Nopes ^-^
Ugh.
^-^ *Pats Jarky's chivalrous head.*
*Infant Ebby tries to set fire to Kade's floof*
Bad child! Don't waste your time like that! If you are bored, burn more flammable things than that, like water or woolen blankets.
Mm, well said.
*Infant Ebby is now convinced that she is bad, and runs away to be sad in a tree by herself*
@Jarky Thistlebrush you might want to rearrange the tent pairing, we have had some losses, such as Jukka did a die, so did Arky, Jack, and Luky the Math left the cellars..
*Bear Grylls moment*
Have fun doing that, I'll just be over here in my nice warm tent
*Eats a snail*
*Makes a face that conveys disgust*
Protein
Scott. You're gonna get sick. Stop eating that rot before I make you!
He's just appreciating the finer points of French cuisine. There surely isn't a problem with that.
HE JUST HATE A LIVE SNAIL, SHELL AND ALL.
Quote from: Booklover on January 22, 2021, 07:06:10 AM
He's just appreciating the finer points of French cuisine. There surely isn't a problem with that.
Yum, yum.
NO. NOT YUM. BAD.
How do you know?
I'm a medic.
And I'm an idiot!
WELL I DO
I have eaten those French snail thingys!
Those were grown for eating, these ones have been eating who knows what! Plus they're completely uncooked!
Mmm.....It's in my tummy so nothing to be done....
Or I could just... *Poofs it out*
Ehh....You can do that?
I just did..
Ugh! *Covers the snail up with dirt*
*Makes a cheese burger for Scott*
Tanks!
I packed food, you don't need to eat snails...
Oh...
I also am going to throw myself into the river, I'll be right back ^-^
No drowning tho!
*Returns*
I didn't drown!
Yay!
That's not a good thing..
No...
It is a bad thing..
No
*Mummbles*
*Fumbles*
*jumbles* Anyone want some rags clothes? Going at half price!
*Covers her eyes*
*the rhyme pattern crumbles*
*As a certain lass stumbles*
*And falls into shambles*
*when someone ambles*
*in with some Campbell's*
FOOD *The Otterbadger yells and gambols.*
*BUMP*
So, where are we off to scout next, eh?