Come in, Sit down place a order and indulge in some idle chatter safe from the travails of Hectaville
Menu:
SunSalad
Hotroot soup
Quince Pie
Mincemeat Pie
Acorn scones
Coffee
Cappachino
Mocha
Hot Chocolate
fizzy berry
fizzy straweberry
root beer
by popular demand: Pizza
cinnamon rolls
coffee cake
WE HAVE BACON!!!
more menu items will be available later
or you can sit by the fire and just have some friendly converstation
*sits by fire and orders ale
Could oi 'ave some acorn scones?
Mr. Tungro I do not have Ale
and Mr. Jack I'll get them for you
Got coffee con leche?
coming right up
*hands Jack some fresh Acorn Scones*
*Sits down and folds paws* May I have some...
ACÉROLA (cerise des Antilles)
Acerola – West Indian Cherry
Pomme
Apple
Apricots
Avocado
Banana
Blackberries
Blackcurrant
Blueberries
Breadfruit
Cantaloupe
Carambola
Cherimoya
Cherries
Clementine
Coconut Meat
Cranberries
Custard-Apple
Date Fruit
Durian
Elderberries
Feijoa
Figs
Gooseberries
Grapefruit
Grapes
Guava
Honeydew Melon
Jackfruit
Java-Plum
Jujube Fruit
Kiwifruit
Kumquat
Lemon
lime
Lime
Longan
Loquat
Lychee
Mandarin
Mango
Mangosteen
Mulberries
Nectarine
Olives
Orange
Papaya
Passion Fruit
Peaches
Pear
Persimmon – Japanese
Pineapple
Pitanga
Plantain
Plums
Pomegranate
Prickly Pear
Prunes
Pummelo
Quince
Raspberries
Rhubarb
Rose-Apple
Sapodilla
Sapote, Mamey
Soursop
Strawberries
Sugar-Apple
Tamarind
Tangerine
Watermelon
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French onion soup
French onion
soup
Corn chowder
Corn chowder
Mercimek çorbası
Mercimek
çorbası
Cheeseburger
Cheeseburger
Tortilla soup
Tortilla soup
Beef noodle soup
Beef noodle
soup
Chowder
Chowder
Pork
Pork
Vegetable soup
Vegetable
soup
Borscht
Borscht
Bouillabaisse
Bouillabaisse
Pumpkin soup
Pumpkin soup
Beef soup
Beef soup
Potato soup
Potato soup
Egg drop soup
Egg drop
soup
Baked potato
Baked potato
Avocado
Avocado
...And if its not too much trouble, maybe some salt and pepper?
;D
Mr. Sebias I suggest you look at the menu at the top for what I serve.
I unfortunately cannot go get those items on a whim
but I will make a note of them and see if I can get them in the future
but please understand this costs money
Pfft! Money is no object. Just send my bill to Mr. Tungro. He'll pay for it. 8)
*looks
@Tungro to confirm this with a raised eyebrow*
*Ushers Tungro out and slams the door* *sits back down and waves a fork at Kolman* Are you doubting me?
*looks at the little otter*
I might be, would you like some Sunsalad? and some fizzy berry or Strawberry?
*Looks back up at the squirrel*
Yes. That and some Hotroot soup please.
*smiles*
coming right up Mr. Sebias
*Taps table as I wait* *Hums to myself*
*comes back in and pins Sebais' hand to the table with his fork
YEOWCH!!! *Pulls out fork and jumps on Tungro* What was that for?! *Bangs his head into the floor and sits on him*
*hands Tungro his Coffee Con Leche* *proceeds to ignore the threatening atmosphere*
your food will be out soon Sebias
*dumps drink on Sebias' head
WHY YOU!! - Hey! Actually... *licks the drink off my head* *Resumes fighting*
*Comes out with a platter of food*
*Glares at the two making a ruckus*
@Sebias of Redwall,
@Tungro STOP THIS FIGHTING RIGHT NOW OR BOTH OF YOU WILL PAY FOR THE DAMAGE!!!!
Sebias you should act better
and Tungro you are older you should be an example to younger beasts on how to act
Quote from: Kolman on July 25, 2019, 11:56:03 PM
and Tungro you are older
*Cough cough* *chokes on foot* *Splutters*
ok how many seasons have you seen
@Sebias of Redwall?
*Creeps in and takes a seat* Can I have a coffee and some acorn scones, please?
I was gonna order a cappuccino and an acorn scone :D
Good chap Kolman, Mind fetching this very elderly, but immensely wise man some mincemeat pie?
I'd like a job.
Hey, Kolman, c'mere. What's this about a Star Wars roleplay?
Quote from: Kolman on July 26, 2019, 02:08:41 AM
ok how many seasons have you seen @Sebias of Redwall?
Classified, my dear squirrel. ;D
*orders mincemeat pie and hot chocolate*
*Looks around for the waiter*
*Ze meal o' ze day arrivez*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 26, 2019, 11:13:28 PM
*Ze meal o' ze day arrivez*
*Gulp*
@Kolman may I have some mustard to go with my food?
apologies
*hands out everyone's order*
Well
@Jack the Quick I will tell you: out tale begins after the triumph of Evil
The Sith Master Darth Sidious has seized control of the galaxy, and out story begins a mere week after this
our heroes meet by mere chance or possibly Fate which in this world is called: The Force
they are on a passenger ship unaware of each other when the ship is attacked by Pirates
the Vessel is boarded and the proceed to fight the pirates.
Our Heroes consist of a Wookie which from what I hear is the most like us he has Fur like any sensible beast, our other heroes are not sensible beast and do not have fur instead they are what is called a human a creature that only grows fur on the top of his head.
a Twilek which is like a human but has no Fur anywhere and they come in such unusual shades this one was Blue with red eyes
the eyes of Spice addict from what I have heard.
(by the way keep in mind I am telling this from a character of the Redwall abbey world's point of view, if you just want it normal tell me.)
and another was a suit of Armor? I think he was called a droid.
anyway the four were sitting comfortably until a terror that every sailor knows to well attacked
Pirate attack! within minutes the ship was boarded and a desperate battle began
out heroes put up a fight to allow the others to escape however their ship is taken off course and crashes on a Island that was called a planet.
where they crashed alone on a inhospitable island and were unable to find fresh water or any vittles
Quote from: Kolman on July 28, 2019, 03:05:24 AM
apologies
*hands out everyone's order*
Thank you, sir. *Hands Kolman a tip*
Thankyou Sebias
*Smiles* Don't spend it all in one place. *Pats Kolman on the head*
Sounds interesting, Kolman! It's good to see another Star Wars fan here!
But are ye a fan o' ze REAL Ztar Varz, or ziz nev rubbizh...?
Quote from: Kolman on July 28, 2019, 03:05:24 AM
apologies
*hands out everyone's order*
Thanks! *Eats a scone*
*Swipes Russa's scone once she's not looking* ::)
So I have a job?
are you applying?
I asked for one...
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy what is this new rubbish you speak about the only Star Wars I know are episodes I - VI as far as I am a aware nothing else has happened movie wise.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on July 31, 2019, 04:44:25 AM
So I have a job?
Hmm... Interesting question Grey. *Pulls out glasses and pulls out a paper and pen* Since I'm the Manager I think I'm the chap you're supposed to be talking to...
And Pray tell Sevias when did you become manager of MY establishment?
Pfft! "Sevias" has always been the Manager here. 8)
I don't recall putting you as the manager when I applied for the permits.
*Pats Kolman on the head* That's why I'm the Manager, m'lad. ;D
well then I want a raise.
Can I apply?
Quote from: Kolman on July 31, 2019, 02:13:38 PM
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy what is this new rubbish you speak about the only Star Wars I know are episodes I - VI as far as I am a aware nothing else has happened movie wise.
Major, Zey 'avenae gotten tae ye yet! Avroight, bezoidez ze original trilogy (Epizodez IV, V, und VI) und ze prequel trilogy (Epizodez I, II, und III), zere iz a furzer Expanded Univerze includin' zin'z loike: bookz, gamez, zhort ztoriez, televizion zhovz, und alzae a Chriztmaz zpecial (alzough George Lucas vid very much loike av copiez o' ze zpecial tae be taken und deztroyed). Along viz zeze zey 'ave alzae made a
Clone Varz movie, und a televizion zeriez after zat zat zey ztopped after Zeazon 6. Zeazon 6 vaz referred tae az
Ze Lozt Mizzionz. Zae 'ere ve 'ave an
enormouz amount o' vork, 'eart, und zoul intae continuin' on viz ze
Ztar Varz Univerze. But zen a couple o' yearz agae, zummat 'orrible 'appened.
Firzt, zey did ze unzinkable und de-canonized ze Expanded Univerze, und renamed it az
Legendz. Zen zey ztarted a zhov caved
Rebelz, takin' place in zeir nev 'canon' univerze, az vell az production for a zeventh movie, (an Epizode VII) und began variouz bookz alzae takin' place in zeir falze 'canon'. Ze movie, avready 'orrible from nae bein'
Ztar Varz und takin' oot av o' ze Expanded Univerze, vaz completely rubbizh und abominable. Und zen zey announced planz fer tva more, a VIII und IX, tae be made, und alzae made anozer 'orrible zin' caved
Solo.
Zae vhen Ah refer tae 'ziz nev rubbizh', zat iz vot Ah'm talkin' aboot. Zae
pleaze give in tae any o' ziz 'orrible nev rubbizh und keep tae ze
REAL Ztar Varz canon!!!! Unfortunately it zeemz zey avready gaet tae Sheev und a couple o' ze ozer memberz.
I agree on all counts.
But good news! The only good thing disney has done so far with the franchise is Disney +! They will have the Clone Wars, my favorite TV show, 's 7th season, and the Mandolorian, which is also supposed to be good! Also, their in-between movies were pretty good, at least, Rogue One was. The rest of the things that they did were trash, though.
so that's what the disturbance in force was
Quote from: Jack the Quick on July 31, 2019, 11:39:18 PM
I agree on all counts.
But good news! The only good thing disney has done so far with the franchise is Disney +! They will have the Clone Wars, my favorite TV show, 's 7th season, and the Mandolorian, which is also supposed to be good! Also, their in-between movies were pretty good, at least, Rogue One was. The rest of the things that they did were trash, though.
But it probably villnae be ze zame
REAL Canon
Ztar Varz zat ze previouz zix zeazonz took place in. Viz ze current rubbizh runnin' rampant, Ah've lang ztopped follovin' vot iz gaein' on, zae Ah 'ave nae idea vot zat ozer zing ye mentioned iz. Judgin' from ze fortunate little Ah've zeen aboot Rogue One (Ah'm nae e'en gain' tae bozer viz italicz fer ze name) tiz rubbizh- und if, gaein' from zummat Ah zav aboot it, tvaz aboot deliverin' ze droid viz ze Deaz Ztar planz tae ze Rebellion, zat'z avready breakin' Canon- in ze original movie zey vere beamed tae Princezz Leia'z zhip, viz ze droid avready zere. Eizer, vay pleaze dinnae fill me in on vot vent on in it. Ah only vent tae ze 'orrible Epizode VII tae zee 'ov bad it vaz- und Ah vaz nae dizappointed in zat rezpect- ze zing iz utterly 'orrible. Zey vere juzt readaein' mozt o' ze zingz from ze previouz moviez, uzin' variantz from ze Expanded Univerze, ze only vonez zhovin' any fraction o' actin' quality vere ze original cazt memberz, zat idiot viz ze mazk vaz a Darth Vader-vant-tae be, und Ah vaz expectin' any moment fer 'im tae break oot intae 'Alas poor Yorik...' viz ze Darth Vader mazk, ze give nay ztory votzaeever on ze Republic zat zey 'ave created (zuch az vhere did it come from) und zen blovz zem up, und etc. und etc. und etc.- Ah could gae on und on aboot 'ov rubbizh it vaz, but Ah am nae gaein' tae.
*Orderz anozer Irn-Bru*
I agree, though Rogue One did follow cannon. The new 'sequel' trilogy is totally awful. They twisted what George Lucas said when making the prequel trilogy 'it's like a poem, they parallel each other', in reference to the actions of Luke compared to Anakin's. The 'sequels' copy directly what happened in the OT with just worse characters, painted different technology and....... Nothing else is different.
But the new Clone Wars...
They're going to follow directly what happened in the other series, or I'm going to sue disney.
*Has barely seen any of the Star Wars movies...*
^relates to that post
ah well you two are not missing out on much now especially with Diseny :P
but Star Wars used to be pretty good back in the day.
Personaly, th' only flippin' reason I watch Star Wars is t' blinkin' laugh at it, wot wot.
I tried to but I just ended up crying while one of my franchises was ruined for some company to squeeze a profit out of while virtue signaling. >:(
At least Marvel's good, right?
*nods*
marvel is ok...
Miss Marvel was a let down but that was expected other than that the other movies have been decent.
Star Wars is still great. At least, the idea of it. To this day, Star Wars the Clone Wars is my favorite tv show.
I personally think that Disney can make up for pathetic failure in the movies by making some good tv shows on Disney+
I doubt it a lot of the people who made the movies will be making most of the new star wars shows except clone wars I think as they are using the old team for the clone wars which is probably the best move they could make
Yeah. I think they're going to use the OG footage too, you know, the ones that they never published because DISNEY made a total DISNEY move and canceled the flippin' seventh season. Flippin' disney.
Disney also just threw Spider-Man away. *Sigh* poor Walt...
*Being new to Hectaville, comes into the diner to avoid any chaos.*
Can I have a menu or something?
EDIT: I forgot: it's on the first post.
Welcome to our town!
(P.S. Nothing can stop the chaos from reaching you)
@Tungro Thanks! (P.S. If I can't stop it,I'll postpone it as long as I can ;D)
Quote from: Verdauga on August 25, 2019, 12:25:22 AM
If I can't stop it,I'll postpone it as long as I can
I wish you luck where I failed
Since I'm new to these forums, I'd like a little help.
How do I start a new thread? If you can point out anything I should check (rules and whatnot) that would be appreciated!
Also, how do I make text smaller? Again, Thanks!
Quote from: Tungro on August 25, 2019, 12:30:11 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on August 25, 2019, 12:25:22 AM
If I can't stop it,I'll postpone it as long as I can
I wish you luck where I failed
Uh-oh. Now my chances don't look so good :-\
Quote from: Verdauga on August 25, 2019, 12:32:06 AM
How do I start a new thread?
Go to the place you want to make it (i.e. the Cellars)
On the top right there is a row of buttons.
The "start topic" is on the far left of that row
Quote from: Verdauga on August 25, 2019, 12:32:06 AM
If you can point out anything I should check (rules and whatnot) that would be appreciated!
Each area has its own spesific guidlines, but the overall rules are here, http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=86.0
Quote from: Verdauga on August 25, 2019, 12:32:06 AM
how do I make text smaller?
Click the reply button on the bottom/top right of the topic. At the top of the text box, there will be rows of button/options. It is there.
In the quick reply, simply insert the BCC code
[size=0pt]type your message here[/size] {you can put whatever size you want before the "pt" in the code}
Welcome
@Verdauga ! :)
Quote from: Verdauga on August 25, 2019, 12:25:22 AM
@Tungro Thanks! (P.S. If I can't stop it,I'll postpone it as long as I can ;D)
Haha! *Shakes hands* I hope you will be a worthy adversary. Tungro couldn't keep the Cellars from being...well, the Cellars.
I had nothing to do with that. *Cough* *Wink* *Cough* :P
*rolls up in '65 Chevy impala* Beer please. And can I install a jukebox?
*Sits down on a table* Could I have a pizza and a cookie?
*Barges in through the open door* What's up for bloomin' grabs, chaps an' chappesses?
*Points at
@Tungro* He's tasty! ;D
@Kolman Hmmm...
*Looks at menu in first post*
I'll take a fizzberry, please.
May I have a root beer please along with my food?
Hmm... I'm vegetarian, ole' chap.
*Looks at Tungro and shakes head.*
He doesn't look that tasty. I suggest you try the mincemeat pie,
@Jarky Thistlebrush
*Glances warily at said pie* How many d'you have?
*notices a spider-web tying him to the place*
Hmm.
Okay. Well, I'm going to temporarily take over for Kolman so we can have some service.
Don't worry about notifying him. I've got it under control. >:D
*hands out the orders, except for the pizza and beer*
There you go Ms. Thistlebrush. Five mincemeat pies, from the storeroom. Mr. One-eye, this establishment does not serve beer, and I would not install any new furniture without the owner present.
I will bring beer from my bar!
*brings beer over*
See, I got premium beer right here!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 28, 2019, 01:03:12 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 26, 2019, 02:12:35 AM
May I have a root beer please along with my food?
*Cough* :P
@Sebias of Redwall Your root beer has the qualifier "root" so I believe we can serve it here; consequently it was given you as an inclusion in the *hands out the orders...*.
@One-Eye the wildcat Why didn't you just go to your bar in the first place? It seems like it would save a lot of time.
On that note, the pizza is finally out of the oven. *serves pizza*
I have issues.
*Takes pizza* Why thank you. *Eats it very politely*
Ooh! Pizza sounds yumny! Got any Hawaiian pizza?
*Glances up* Y' have PIZZA?!
PIZZA?!?!??!
Can Ah 'ave Eggz, Bacon, und Zpam vizoot ze Zpam? (Let uz zee vho can give ze correct rezponze!)
*Eyes widen* I should never have said anything about pizza. If everyone wants pizza, I'm gonna need some time to cook it all. On that note,
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy If I mention bacon, everybody in Hectaville will be here, and I don't think Kolman has the stores for all that. But I will get some eggs cooking.
Reference
Tiz a reference tae a Monty Python sketch aboot Zpam.
BACON!!!!??
BACON!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
BACON!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
*Gets knocked down by the sheer
force of the shout*
NO!!! NO BACON!!!*sighs* I hoped we could maybe deviate from the original menu, just a little bit. BUT! Until things
start calming down around here You'll have to order off the menu.
QuoteMenu:
SunSalad
Hotroot soup
Quince Pie
Mincemeat Pie
Acorn scones
Coffee
Cappachino
Mocha
Hot Chocolate
fizzy berry
fizzy straweberry
root beer
by popular demand: Pizza
cinnamon rolls
coffee cake
AND ABSOLUTELY NO BACON!!!
As Kolman hath said, he has not yet found a good supplier of bacon, so that cannot be ordered
I'll have everything, thanks!
All right you lot; the pizzas are out. (
@Keva Strongbow) I've got Hawaiian, pepperoni, meat lovers', veggie lovers, supreme, and cheese. That's it. Order from the menu. (that way Kolman doesn't get run outta supplies. :))
I'll take a meat lovers' please. :)
*hands over two pizza slices
*teleports in covered in sand*
Sorry about that chaps and
@Verdauga we will have to work out your employment stuff. yay.
and don't forget idle chatter is encouraged even if you don't buy anything.
Veggie lovers for me!
*serves two veggie lovers' slices*
*watches Kolman* I'll have to figure out to figure out that teleporting someday.
*assists in handing out orders and cooking food*
ok I have deliveries set for every Wednesday and Saturday so you should be good on food and don't forget to pay the deliveryman when he comes. we can add Pizza to the menu now because its such a big hit as well as I should get the stuff for cinnamon Rolls and coffee cake soon probably tomorrow. so we can add that.
Ah. Thanks, my good man. I shall be sure to mind the place in your absence. I shall also update my quote so it is easier to reference.
*Ze ancient Guvaugai Idol in ze corner beganz chatterin', und zen a Rabbit 'appearz next tae it*
*Vonderz if anybeazt familiar viz Linguizticz getz ze reference*
Oh yes! *screams* Hawaiian!!!! *coughs quietly amd clears throat* Um I'll order a slice of Hawaiian pizza please :D
*hands out Hawaiian pizza slices*
Here you are.
Veggies!!!
*serves two veggie lovers' slices*
That seems to be a big hit.
Vegetarians on the forums! Get your slice of veggie lovers' pizza before it's too late!
Ooh! Can I have... Five more?
I'll have whatever's left. All of it.
Well, I'll have all the vegetarian options in the shop!
I will have them too! But double the quantity!
*rubs eyes*
There are vegetarians on the forums... what would I say if they popped in, hmmm? So Jarky, you can have two more. Same goes for you, Grey. I will ration out the other items later.
*Eats the lovely pizza slices*
*Grabs all but a few pizza slices*
Aaaaaaaannd that's a sign I need to put these up for now
NO!
I'm genuinely confused by what happened?
THIS IS NOT A PIZZERIA!!! ORDER OFF THE MENU!
Seriously. It gets kinda monotonous cooking only pizza.
Fine then... can I have all the other vegetarian options?
*Serves two mincemeat pies, three quince pies, and one of everything else to grey and Jarky*
That is it.
Mincemeat... isn't vegetarian...
*Zree Cabbagez, tva Carrotz, und vone Apple entre ze Diner, 'auldin' up zignz zat zay, "PLEASE DON'T EAT US!"*
'avin recently finizhed Titus Andronicus, Ah dinnae zink Ah'll order a meat pie. (Look up ze play if ye vant tae ken vhy.) Can Ah 'ave Green Eggz, und 'am viz Zpam vizoot ze Zpam, pleaze?
*Eats the carrots and apple and gives the cabbages to Jarky*
*Eats the cabbage*
We must have also ingested the evil spirits that possessed the vegetation. Moving vegetation that carries signs? Dark magic indeed...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 02, 2019, 09:48:53 PM
Mincemeat... isn't vegetarian...
Actually, it isn't strictly vegetarian, but it is finely chopped fruits and nuts, and most vegetables are fruit (they just do not have the characteristic taste). Meat can be added, but it doesn't need to be, and, in this case, is not.
*Puts gun away*
Ah, thanks you two, for eating those vegetables. I don't mind them myself, but animate vegetables.... are another story entirely. Please contact your doctor if you are having murderous, eldritch, herb infesting thoughts.
Ve muzt END ziz zlaughter! 'az naybeazt zeen Attack O' Ze Killer Tomatoez?!
*Tomatoez alzae entre ze Diner und begin gaein' after everybeazt*
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/Cjsl5AuCWDoPYt3qVK/giphy.gif)
*Grabs the cleaver Thomasbane and starts dicing the tomatoes at breakneck speed.*
Lock the door! Lock The Door!! LOCK THE DOOR!!!
*Zey ztart comin' in trough ze vindovz az vell*
Ooh! Tomatoes...
Ah zink Ah need a Peanut Butter Und Pickle Zandvich. It lookz loike vone o' zoze dayz again...
Tomatoes?!?! My only weakness! I despise the taste of tomatoes! Quick- someone turn them into ketchup!
*Grabs a large hammer and starts smashing tomatoes*
*comes from the back to see Sebias smashing the tomatoes*
Now just what are you doing? and will you be paying for all of those tomatoes?
@Kolman They're coming in for free! We don't have to worry about costs now! But it is getting tiring swinging this cleaver. Wait a second.
*grabs multiple flamethrowers*
Here.
*puts up umbrella and sits under it as tomatoe juice flies everywhere*
Kecthup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes flamethrower*
wait you need devices to shoot flames at things?
*holds out hand, from which a jet of pure white flames erupt at the onrushing tomatoes incinerating them*
*Throws herbs everywhere so that the crush/splattered/cooked tomatoes taste even better*
*watches
@Kolman absolutely BOSS his way through*
O-o-okay...?
*Grabs decimated tomatoes and starts making more pizza*
I'm not needed out here anymore...
Ach, ziz ezcalated fazt...
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy Yeah! Teach them rotten tomatoes not to mess with these forums! Wait... rotten tomatoes...
*looks at bowl of tomato paste*
Ohhh...: :-\
Oh, wait. They're not all bad. I can still use most of them.
*Passes salt and pepper* Drown the rot in flavour and you're good to go!
Quote from: Verdauga on September 08, 2019, 04:50:24 PM
*watches @Kolman absolutely BOSS his way through*
O-o-okay...?
*Grabs decimated tomatoes and starts making more pizza*
I'm not needed out here anymore...
Wait, did I just hear you say MORE PIZZA??!
*Closes oven door and looks at Jarky*
Yes.... yes I did.
*drools*
*Drools even more*
*Begins mopping up the drool* (URK! :-\)
Can you guys do that somewhere else? I gotta keep this place tidy.
Alright! *Eats some pizza instead*
*Stuffs fresh pizza in Sebias' mouth*
Mmm *Swallows* Yummy!
Ah vonder if zere iz Zpam Pizza vizoot ze Zpam...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 09, 2019, 03:02:41 AM
Ah vonder if zere iz Zpam Pizza vizoot ze Zpam...
*Shrugs* You could always ask, I guess.
*starts cleaning up the Diner*
so I leave for a little bit and you all start a war with Tomatoes, I haven't had that much fun in a long time.
We didn't start the war. It was eat them or be eaten.
Here.
*Hands over spam*
The pizza is somewhere around here.
*Eat spam* Thank ya!
*Helps Kolman clean up diner*
sorry bud...
But Hey! We got pizza outta the deal!
Pizza!
Vot if ze pizza attackz uz zough?
Easy! We flippin' eat it, wot wot!
Unless it has meat on it, in which case we feed it to Skarzs
Relax the Pizza won't attack you while it is outside of you...
It waits until you have eaten it then you can't get away
Quote from: Kolman on September 11, 2019, 03:49:31 PM
Relax the Pizza won't attack you while it is outside of you...
It waits until you have eaten it then you can't get away
Oh I think we're safe. Not a whole lot can survive being baked 400
o Fahrenheit.
(Which is 205
o Celsius, if you wanted to know.)
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 11, 2019, 11:16:45 AM
Unless it has meat on it, in which case we feed it to Skarzs
And me!
Und me. Az lang az it daeznae 'ave Zpam on it...
*Puts spam on all the pizzas*
@Kolman, do we get to eat the produce too?
*Eats pizza*
*Ze Zpam beginz grovin' mold*
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy , no more tomatoes attacks please or I will have to ask you to leave.
and
@Verdauga yes you can start eating the produce.
Thanks Kolman!
Quote from: Kolman on September 13, 2019, 05:37:08 AM
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy , no more tomatoes attacks please or I will have to ask you to leave.
and @Verdauga yes you can start eating the produce.
AH'M nae orcheztratin' zeze attackz! Und 'ov am AH tae blame fer ze Zpam grovin' moldy???!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 13, 2019, 10:49:08 PM
AH'M nae orcheztratin' zeze attackz! Und 'ov am AH tae blame fer ze Zpam grovin' moldy???!
Umm, Hiag? You WERE the first to mention them. But he didn't blame you for the moldy spam.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 13, 2019, 11:46:47 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 13, 2019, 10:49:08 PM
AH'M nae orcheztratin' zeze attackz! Und 'ov am AH tae blame fer ze Zpam grovin' moldy???!
Umm, Hiag? You WERE the first to mention them. But he didn't blame you for the moldy spam.
Mention, Aye. But
cauze, Nyet!
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy speak the name of the devil and he shall appear. remember that it is often what you mention that comes to haunt you.
Ach, lookz loike tiz anozer Tuna Zandvich day!
Eeew.
@Jarky Thistlebrush I really don't think Spam is suitable for vegetarians...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 14, 2019, 05:46:54 AM
@Jarky Thistlebrush I really don't think Spam is suitable for vegetarians...
She might be taking 'vegetarian' only as far as
preferring vegetables and fruits to meats, and not strictly limiting herself to veggies. Although... it
is suspicious...
Well that would be incorrect use of the word 'vegetarian'.
Anyway...
*Makes more food*
All right, everyone. Make an order because food is ready!
So you made food before taking orders?
yes, it helps the food come out faster, but that is usually employed by fastfood chains
@Verdauga maybe wait for people to order before cooking. It'll be fresher that way.
Quote from: Kolman on September 16, 2019, 04:47:51 PM
yes, it helps the food come out faster, but that is usually employed by fastfood chains
@Verdauga maybe wait for people to order before cooking. It'll be fresher that way.
*Feels the despising*
Okay....
I would like everything vegetarian, thanks.
We dont despise you Verdie!
@Verdauga I don't despise you bud you are just trying to get ahead of the curve. that's all but fresher is always better.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 17, 2019, 11:42:20 AM
We dont despise you Verdie!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 17, 2019, 11:42:20 AM
Verdie!
I knew it would come to this... Verdie...
But yeah. I'll make food to order in the future. Got it.
Place your orders, folks! ;)
Ah, I'm fine with it. Actually that is exactly what I would have said if the other forum members asked for a nickname.
Hello Verdie.
Hmm... Verdie. I like it!
Verdie. Hello Verdie.
This is (I think) the second-third nickname I've done. Wayway, Verdie- I'm not sure if I was the first to do 'Seb' or 'Sebbie'.
Remember when evryone called me Skully?
*Will call One-eye 'Skully' everytime I am called 'Verdie'.*
I'd rather call him Polyphemus.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 18, 2019, 08:23:55 PM
I'd rather call him Polyphemus.
*Bursts out laughing uncontrollably*
>:(
It's okay One-eye. We won't call you Polyphemus. You're safe.
I am sure Nobody, and only Nobody, will call you that.
That means that we have to keep Nobody from finding out. If Nobody knows, I shudder to think what might happen...
I know greek mythology well. Nobody is Odysseus, and If you call me Polyphemus, I will personally murder every one of you in your sleep.
I have Thomasbane and a profile. I am invincible.
I have skills at hacking and an MP44.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 19, 2019, 06:56:50 PM
I have skills at hacking and an MP44.
On the forums or in real life?
In real life.
*Chuckles*
Well, that's pretty cool. But to keep to the topic, do you want some food?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 19, 2019, 05:26:24 PM
I know greek mythology well. Nobody is Odysseus, and If you call me Polyphemus, I will personally murder every one of you in your sleep.
I mean yh... noone here is Odysseus. But you are Polyphemus.
I am a cat! WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR YOU PEOPLE?!?!
It's a *name*...
Interestingly, Polyphemus means "abounding in legend and song" (according to wikipedia), so he was apparently a legendary character...
As long as you don't start eating people, you'll be the local forum legend.
Can Ah 'ave zome Haggis, pleaze?
Sorry, HIAG, but I've been ...advised... to stick to the menu. I'll ask Kolman about it, though...
Could I have some... salad?
Well it's on the menu...
*Serves Sebias sunsalad*
Alliteration for the win.
yeah guys remember that this is the redwall abbey world so generally any kind of meat except fish isn't eaten.
*eats roasted bird*
Finally someone calls me as I am.
You...you... you sneaked into our kitchens?!?! How could you??
*head snaps sideways* I can do anything, Verdie! I am the face of evil.
...I was already facing you...
You may be able to do anything Skully, but you can't do everything.
*Grows spikes out of my back* Let us test that.
OOC: It means my head is actually sideways on my neck.
*takes up a sunforged sword*
well now face of evil lets see how you deal with the light applied to you.
*proceeds to stab
@One-Eye the wildcat in the face*
No. *The sword does nothing* I said I was the face of evil, not the face of darkness.
funny... about that you see the sword sees evil as darkness so.... *One-eye's face starts smoking*
*Pulls the sword out* I don't smoke!
well you may want to get the sword shaped burn mark looked at bud.
Meh. *Picks up kolman and impales him on my back*
*watches
@One-Eye the wildcat impale a illusion on his back*
I am a arch-mage my dear boy or did you forget?
Me too.
interesting. now would you please step out of my kitchen and back in to the guest area.
we'll take your order there
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-free-real-estate
Kolman technically owns it, sooo...
::)
so One-eye I'll ask that you kindly leave and go to where we serve our guests I do not want to have to banish you from the premises.
Is the guest are free real estate?
As long as you pay property taxes for us No. No it is not.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 21, 2019, 07:14:25 PM
As long as you pay property taxes for us No. No it is not.
LOL its more like open to the public
:-| Good enough... *leaves kitchen*
*brings
@One-Eye the wildcat some buffalo wings*
here you go hope you enjoy
NOM NOM NOM
well I am going to bed you all try to keep the chaos hijinks down a little? I need to get some rest.
Leaving the food unattended? Not a good idea.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 21, 2019, 11:43:16 PM
Leaving the food unattended? Not a good idea.
*Clears throat conspicuously*
Oh yeah. You. Pity...
Yeah, Me.
Who cares. I'll eat it anyway.
Not whilst I powerplay.
*Removes all food from topic*
*Brings food back*
But from where?
The void between topics.
Is there indeed a void?
yup. *Eats all of the food*
Did you pay for that?
Nope, and I'm not planning to.
That food is private property. So,
Are you going to pay for that?
No.
Very well, then.
Very,
Very,
WELL.
*Summons Thomasbane*
*summons custom built Dragunov and scimitar* Touch an RRR, and I will hack you apart with my sword, and then blow up your remains with my rifle.
Thank you One-Eye. *Burp*
*Sits on One-Eye and eats Jarky*
Look, guys. If one of the RRR does something bad- like ya know eating all the food someone else had to cook and then not paying for it- it negatively impacts the entire club. We're a writer's club not a thieve's guild. So pay up Jarky or I'll take you to court. And digest you. But court is more threatening.
Erm... How much was that food worth?
good question.
all told it was around 13 gold coins or 48 silver coins or 126 copper coins.
and thank you
@The Grey Coincidence Now
@Jarky Thistlebrush I will allow you to work off your debt instead of having to pay but you may not eat the food that we prepare unless you pay for it.
sound fair?
Ok, ok...
You're welcome guys. I'm guessing I ought to cough her up...
*is suffocating under grey and accidently fires off my rifle* MMMMMMMMFFFFFFF!
*Removes magazine from rifle and cycles the bolt.*
Can Ah 'ave Bread Puddin', zen pleaze?
Yes
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy let me see if I have any food left.
*walks into back*
*Spits Jarky out but has forgotten about One-Eye*
How does one make bread pudding?
*comes back out front*
unfortunately Jarky has literally eaten us out of food It's going to be 3 days before we get more food.
*looks sternly
@Jarky Thistlebrush *
*Tries to pull One-eye out from underneath Grey.*
*Pants,*
Oh, next time I have a disagreement with one of your group, I'll notify you guys before I go hostile.
*Creates a new body and leaves my old one to die*
Wouldn't you still feel the pain of your old body dying?
Yes. But next to some other stuff, this is nothing.
IIIIIdddduuuunnnooo, death by asphyxiation is a pretty terrible way to go.........
I know. I almost died from it when I was 11.
I'd just hit the 'Reset' button...
Quote from: Kolman on September 23, 2019, 02:47:53 PM
*comes back out front*
unfortunately Jarky has literally eaten us out of food It's going to be 3 days before we get more food.
*looks sternly @Jarky Thistlebrush *
Ah'll vait zen. Dae ye ztill 'ave any drinkz? An Irn-Bru vid be major!
We have
QuoteCoffee
Cappachino
Mocha
Hot Chocolate
fizzy berry
fizzy straweberry
root beer
If one of those is your order, we'll probably have some...
Fizzy Ztravberry zen, pleaze!
*Roots around in the kitchen awhile...*
Here you go, sah!
*Hands him a fizzy strawberry*
Zankee! *Ztartz drinkin' it*
I want hot chocolate!
And geez sorry One-Eye, I didnt mean to kill your clone... why didn't you ask me to get off?
*Sneaks out from behind counter* Strawberry Fizz mixed with Hot Chocolate, thanks!
Can I have get a coffee to go please? No milk and a generous dollop of honey would be great.
@Jarky Thistlebrush would you start making the coffee for mr. Shisteer.
@Kolman I think Shisteer is female...
*Serves strawberry fizz mixed with hot chocolate to Jarky and hot chocolate to Grey.*
I have the perfect recipe!
Spoiler
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/coffee.png)
I distrust anything coming from a webcomic site...
*Looks at comic*
Aaaaaaannnnnndddd I already know how to make coffee...
That's a very creative way of making coffee, I'm sure it will be delicious! Only problem is you forgot the honey.
Spoiler
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/redwall.png)
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 25, 2019, 10:27:46 PM
Spoiler
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/redwall.png)
Okay, you have a point. (or whoever wrote that comic had a point) Martin was never a king though.
The reasoning behind it is: Only the hero has the tenacity to solve it. Anyone else would not feel any kind of urgency to solve it (if they happened upon the riddle before the events of the book) and would become uninterested. Either that or, because the hero tends to be singled out early in those kinds of books, no one else would think they have the responsibility to solve the riddle....That's at least what I think.
But that would be a cool plot twist: some bad guy solving the riddle before 'its time' and leveraging that to his advantage.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2019, 12:38:27 AM
The reasoning behind it is: Only the hero has the tenacity to solve it. Anyone else would not feel any kind of urgency to solve it (if they happened upon the riddle before the events of the book) and would become uninterested. Either that or, because the hero tends to be singled out early in those kinds of books, no one else would think they have the responsibility to solve the riddle....That's at least what I think.
But that would be a cool plot twist: some bad guy solving the riddle before 'its time' and leveraging that to his advantage.
that would be awesome.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 25, 2019, 11:07:40 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 25, 2019, 10:27:46 PM
Spoiler
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/redwall.png)
Okay, you have a point. (or whoever wrote that comic had a point) Martin was never a king though.
It's by Randall Munroe, author of XKCD.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 26, 2019, 06:51:53 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 25, 2019, 11:07:40 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 25, 2019, 10:27:46 PM
Spoiler
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/redwall.png)
Okay, you have a point. (or whoever wrote that comic had a point) Martin was never a king though.
It's by Randall Munroe, author of XKCD.
I see. I also have absolutely no idea what XKCD is. Still, good for him! The comic is amusing.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2019, 12:38:27 AM
The reasoning behind it is: Only the hero has the tenacity to solve it. Anyone else would not feel any kind of urgency to solve it (if they happened upon the riddle before the events of the book) and would become uninterested. Either that or, because the hero tends to be singled out early in those kinds of books, no one else would think they have the responsibility to solve the riddle....That's at least what I think.
But that would be a cool plot twist: some bad guy solving the riddle before 'its time' and leveraging that to his advantage.
Yes, that would be an awesome plot twist. One question, what is in front of the reasoning behind?
A big, green umbrella of course.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2019, 10:19:23 AM
Yes, that would be an awesome plot twist. One question, what is in front of the reasoning behind?
The plot mechanism.Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 26, 2019, 09:22:42 PM
A big, green umbrella of course.
Ooh!! Is it an umbrella for three??
Meh. I enjoy the rain so you guys can have the umbrella.
I don't think we'll need the umbrella: we're in a diner.
Good point. Speaking of which, can I get some scones and another coffee?
*Is baking scones*
Jarky, can you get Shisteer another coffee?
*Swings legs contentedly while she waits*
*Makes malicious schemes*
*whacks Jarky on head before she can carry out said schemes* *Keeps waiting patiently, ignoring the wicked grin on Jarky's face*
@Jarky Thistlebrush are you going to serve the guest or not? because you still have your debt to work off.
Oh yes, of course! *Slips some arsenic into the coffee* Would you like to taste test it,
@Kolman? >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Arsenic is a growth hormone in small quantities.
sure *is immune to poison* tastes great now you take a sip. >:D >:D
Oh, I wouldn't want to deprive you of your drink Mr. Kolman!
I thought it was MY drink!
Oh, I mean Teer's drink.
So, can I have my drink now? *taps foot impatiently*
yes
@shisteer of nothing much right after
@Jarky Thistlebrush makes you a un-poisoned cup as she needs to pay off her debt that she incurred for eating all of the food.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 22, 2019, 12:28:55 AM
yup. *Eats all of the food*
Okay, sounds good. (I don't really care if it's poisoned. My character's assistant is rather competent with poisons so it will be easy to get the antidote)
*Gives Teer an empty cup* I guarantee it is not poisoned!
Thank you! You took your time about it! *sips, then purses lips critically before screwing up nose in disgust* How dare you! I specifically said NO MILK!!! *puts cup firmly on the table and crosses arms* I'll revise my order: One coffee with no milk and a generous dollop of honey, please.
*Makes coffee and serves it to Shisteer.*
There.
Thank you, Verdauga! *sips coffee* Mmm, that's delicious!
How can someone sane like coffee?
It is a gift many are given.
A gift? More like a curse!
I think we're both lucky coffee isn't controversial...
Coffee most certainly IS controversial!!!
And bad-tasting...
*ignores the clearly uncivilised creatures* Um, excuse me, Kolman but how much do I owe you for the coffee and scones? You haven't got prices on the menu.
about 3 copper and thank you Shisteer of nothing much. at least you are willing to pay
*Looks meaningfully
@Jarky Thistlebrush*
*Glances at Kolman.*
*Glances at Jarky*
*Starts laughing.*
Oh, that's cheap. *hands over money* Those scones were seriously delicious. Thank you. *leaves*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 01, 2019, 05:17:26 PM
*Glances at Kolman.*
*Glances at Jarky*
*Starts laughing.*
Wot'er you lot laughin' at?
*comes back* I'd like to know too, actually.
@Verdauga what exactly is so funny?
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Quote from: Kolman on October 01, 2019, 03:10:22 PM
At least you are willing to pay
*Looks meaningfully @Jarky Thistlebrush*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Need I spell it out?
I can do that!
G L A N C E S A T K O L M A N
G L A N C E S A T J A R K Y
S T A R T S L A U G H I N G
What is this world coming to? Honesty should be normal, not something that catches people by surprise to such an extent that they can't think of anything else to do or say but laugh. *shakes head sorrowfully at the corruption of human kind*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 03, 2019, 12:23:31 AM
What is this world coming to?
I don't like to use this phrase because if the world is coming, the speaker is already there. Whilst you are honest, I nearly attacked Jarky because she stole food.
I prefer to use "What is this world
going to?"
Okay...
Can I get a summer salad and some strawberry fizz, please?
coming right up
*goes to the back to prepare the food*
Thank you.
sorry about the wait there was a time stream distortion in the kitchen
*hand
@shisteer of nothing much her food*
How much is a cup of hot chocolate again? The weather is perfect for some!
That's alright, this salad looks delicious! *eats some* Yeah, it was definitely worth the wait.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on October 05, 2019, 07:09:34 PM
How much is a cup of hot chocolate again? The weather is perfect for some!
3 copper for a large 2 copper for a medium and I don't do smalls
I'll go with a large then please! *Pulls one copper from pocket and continues searching for another* Uh...What do u have for one copper? :D
Here.
*Pays the other two coppers.*
I cannot type that word without thinking it in a gangster accent.
Same XD
Are you sure? *Glances at the coppers Verdauga has* You might need them for a taxi or something :D
Quote from: Verdauga on October 09, 2019, 12:27:52 AM
Here.
*Pays the other two coppers.*
I cannot type that word without thinking it in a gangster accent.
Which word?
Coppers.
Oh.When I say coppers, I think of how difficult copper can be to recycle. It's normally surrounded by plastic or steel, depending on where you get the copper from.
What about copper wiring from magnets, generators, or alternaters? that is typically bare wire...
*Uses the copper to hide Allomantic pulses*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 09, 2019, 05:50:37 PM
What about copper wiring from magnets, generators, or alternaters? that is typically bare wire...
Okay, good point. However, I've never taken apart a magnet, generator or alternator so I haven't really experienced that. Anyway, copper is worth recycling because it's quite valuable.
It is so. We recycle copper, brass, aluminum, and steel, soo...
We don't do much aluminum but we recycle basically everything else. We get a lot of scrap metal.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 10, 2019, 03:03:37 PM
It is so. We recycle copper, brass, aluminum, and steel, soo...
*Uses copper to hide allomantic pulses* *Uses steel to Push on Teer's non-recycled aluminum, forcing her into one of the tables* *Uses brass to Sooth Verdie so he lets me eat as much food as I want and ignores that I've just Pushed Teer into a table* *Decides not to use aluminum*
Well actually, I don't have non recycled aluminum. You don't make locks and keyes out of aluminum so, consequently, we don't get it.
okay so I have a very large kettle on the stove for making hot chocolate, and I have some Pie for everyone on the house.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 11, 2019, 05:30:39 AM
Well actually, I don't have non recycled aluminum. You don't make locks and keyes out of aluminum so, consequently, we don't get it.
*Pushes a kettle into Teer instead*
Quote from: Kolman on October 11, 2019, 05:36:06 AM
okay so I have a very large kettle on the stove for making hot chocolate, and I have some Pie for everyone on the house.
*Soothes Kolman*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 11, 2019, 05:52:13 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 11, 2019, 05:30:39 AM
Well actually, I don't have non recycled aluminum. You don't make locks and keyes out of aluminum so, consequently, we don't get it.
*Pushes a kettle into Teer instead*
Quote from: Kolman on October 11, 2019, 05:36:06 AM
okay so I have a very large kettle on the stove for making hot chocolate, and I have some Pie for everyone on the house.
*Soothes Kolman*
okay several questions
What, wot wot?
Quote from: Kolman on October 11, 2019, 05:36:06 AM
okay so I have a very large kettle on the stove for making hot chocolate, and I have some Pie for everyone on the house.
Yes please!
*hands a large mug of hot chocolate to Shisteer of nothing much*
There you go Shisteer
Thanks! *scoops generous dollop of honey into mug, then sips appreciatively* Mmm, this is good.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 11, 2019, 03:32:17 AM]
*Uses copper to hide allomantic pulses* {Blah- blah- blah...} *Uses brass to Sooth Verdie so he lets me eat as much food as I want....*
*Uses potion of Denial.*
You don't want to incur more debt.
What were the questions,
@Kolman?
Isn't it a beautiful day? The sun is shining, the birds are singing and my sisters are being quiet... Wait a second... This could be bad. *runs off to make sure sisters aren't about to blow something up*
Can i get beer
Right now would be the perfect time for a fruit salad.
Yes please.
yeah sure fruit salads sound good
Yum! In that case, can I get some hotroot soup and a fruit salad for dessert, please?
*Starts making hotroot soup and fruit salad.*
I vill have vot 'ee is 'aving.
*waits happily for food to be ready* It smells delicious.
can i have some salad too?
*Serves the soups and salads*
Here you are.
Thanks! *digs in hungrily* Mmm, this is delicious!
Thank you!
Shout out to anyone who wants to place an order! The best place to get fed in the entire Cellars!
Sounds good to me. Can I have a quince pie and some mint tea? I have mint leaves, if you don't, so all you'll need to supply is the hot water.
Sure.
*Puts the kettle on and starts making the pie.*
*strokes chicken's head and makes chicken putting to sleep noises*
Here is your pie and tea.
Oh,... *Pulls out Thomasbane.*... Do you like chicken? >:D
Thanks.
*glares at Verdauga* Don't even think about it!
It isn't very fun to do anyway. Who was it that came back after a while and wanted some soup?
*Checks intro topic.*
Oh.
@Abbess Mhera Do you want some hotroot soup?
*Starts making hotroot soup in anticipation.*
Hmm Verdauga maybe not go around calling the Abbess as much as I doubt she will come. she may just come.
Yeah. True. "Important abbey business to attend to." or something like that. :P
She'd be welcome if she did decide to come though. How much do I owe you?
Two coppers and a silver.
*gives money to Verdauga* Okay, thanks.
*'ere'z a voice ootzoide, und ztickz 'iz 'ead oot* Vot? Aye, Ah'll tell 'im! *Bringz 'iz 'ead back inzoide* Zere are zree 'otroot Pepperz ootzoide zat are villin' tae vork fer a meal.
Wouldn't hotroot be a root, rather than a pepper? (which is generally the fruit)
Ah, sorry. We have a strict policy against hiring sentient fruit. It arose as a result of the 'killer tomato' fiasco.
Good friend Kolman, I'd like a cappuccino, some mincemeat pie, and a table for two.
Sorry, Kolman is out at the moment, but I'll make that for you. Excluding the table, of course, but there is one near the door.
*Starts making Cappucino and mincemeat pie.*
Do you want some chairs with that?
Oh yes please!
*gives Jarky an ornately carved rocking chair*
Zere iz ze 'otroot Pepper, ze Red Pepper, ze Green Pepper, und ze Nevzpaper.
Ze previouz ztatement iz inzpired from a Scotch And Wry sketch.
Interesting...
*Chops up newspepper while reading hotroot pepper.*
NOOOOO! I can't see blue pancakes or blue cookies on the menu. Guess I'll just sit in a corner, reading, and saying 'dam' a lot.
Sorry, the dam is on the other side of town, at the outskirts. you'll have to go there.
You could always order normal coloured food and dye it blue yourself.
I'll stick with some Arridi coffee. With honey in, of course.
Sure.
*Makes the coffee and slides it and the honey container to Boklover.*
Here.
One for me too, please.
Sure
*Repeats the order and hands it to Shisteer.*
Thanks. *pays for both coffees and sits down, taking a sip* Mmm, that's so delicious!
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!
One question: Where did you get the Arridi coffee? I heard it was very rare in these parts.
Ah. You do your homework. Kolman has a confidential supplier.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 04, 2019, 03:26:27 AM
Thanks. *pays for both coffees and sits down, taking a sip* Mmm, that's so delicious!
Thanks.
That's alright, anytime!
Ah, I see. Well, however he gets it, he's doing a good job.
I'll pass your compliments on to Kolman. In the meantime, can I get you anything? Or would you simply like to chat and lounge?
Chatting and lounging sounds good for now, thanks. I'll let you know if I need anything else.
Okay.
*Ztickz 'iz 'ead in* Zere are zree Mice zat look zuzpiciouzly loike 'otroot Pepperz in Mice coztumez ootzoide zat zay zey're villin' tae vork fer a meal!
I don't think Mr Kolman is looking for anymore employees, sorry.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 07, 2019, 02:14:29 AM
*Ztickz 'iz 'ead in* Zere are zree Mice zat look zuzpiciouzly loike 'otroot Pepperz in Mice coztumez ootzoide zat zay zey're villin' tae vork fer a meal!
Two of them are mice: they're the mice who commissioned the Earth to be built to work out the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. The other one is a hotroot pepper, but it's about to be stolen by the otters.
..............................O.....kay......
At any rate, Things are being managed well enough. We need no more employees.
*raises talon* Excuse me, can I please have one cup of peppermint tea, please?
Yes you may.
*Starts making the tea.*
Thank you. *waits patiently*
Thank you for your patience.
*Hands Shisteer the freshly made mint tea.*
That'll be two coppers, please.
*rummages through wallet* Deepest apologies, I only have a silver. You can keep the change. *sips tea*
In that case...
*Hands Shisteer back her silver.*
Um... why?
Meh, you paid for Booklover's order. One good turn deserves another, I suppose.
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/JJI1/big-smoke-meme/image.jpg)
Ummmmmm, sure....
*Checks the menu to see what the numbers 6-9 are*
Okay. So you'll have two hot chocolates, one large hot chocolate, a coffee with extra dip, a cappucino , there is no number 45, and would you like fizzy berry, fizzy strawberry, or a root beer?
*Wanders in, looking lost.* Things are... weird outside. Is this some sort of diner?
Yes it is. Come in, Sit down place an order and indulge in some idle chatter safe from the travails of Hectaville.
Would you like anything?
I'm almost afraid to ask, but do you have bacon?
Kolman hasn't yet found a reliable supplier, I'm sorry to say. I'll ask him how the hunt has fared.
Dang, I can't ever find any. Uh, um... I'll take the biggest pizza you got.
*Makes Kade a large pepperoni pizza*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 04:30:24 PM
I'm almost afraid to ask, but do you have bacon?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OtMVMNST_g4
Or just search something along the lines of toddlers first bacon.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 06:00:01 PM
*Makes Kade a large pepperoni pizza*
Pepperoni is good.
Imma go hunt my own bacon for this pizza, dangit!
Doesn't someplace in Georgia have a hog problem?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 02:57:17 PM
Meh, you paid for Booklover's order. One good turn deserves another, I suppose.
Oh, okay. Thanks.
Can I get a large salad with as many different kinds of fruit and vegetables as possible?
May be a minute, I ordered my pizza yesterday and still haven't gotten it ;D
....Sure.
*Starts making the salad.
*pays for the salad*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2019, 02:22:42 PM
May be a minute, I ordered my pizza yesterday and still haven't gotten it ;D
I thought you were hog-hunting for bacon.
*Hands Kade his pizza.*
*Hands Shisteer her salad "galore".*
Quote from: Booklover on November 12, 2019, 05:04:34 PM
*pays for the salad*
Why, thank you, Booklover. Would you like anything?
*Unsure how much the pizza costs, begins placing coins on the table one at a time, waiting for Verdauga to stop him.*
*Stops Kade at a silver and a copper.*
That--that's enough. Enjoy!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 12, 2019, 05:20:11 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2019, 02:22:42 PM
May be a minute, I ordered my pizza yesterday and still haven't gotten it ;D
I thought you were hog-hunting for bacon.
*Hands Kade his pizza.*
*Hands Shisteer her salad "galore".*
Quote from: Booklover on November 12, 2019, 05:04:34 PM
*pays for the salad*
Why, thank you, Booklover. Would you like anything?
Not at the moment, thanks.
*Proceeds to eradicate his pizza*
Thank you, Verdauga! This looks delicious. (and thanks, Booklover, for paying for it) *begins to eat salad*
I believe you paid for something I ordered.
*Finishes pizza.* Ok, that was pretty good. Needs bacon though. I'm off to find bacon. *Gets up and heads out the door.*
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:50:11 PM
I believe you paid for something I ordered.
Coffee. Speaking of coffee, can I have a doe coffee, please, Verdauga?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 09:52:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:50:11 PM
I believe you paid for something I ordered.
Coffee. Speaking of coffee, can I have a doe coffee, please, Verdauga?
I can make you coffee...It kind of 'magically' (Cellars magic) turns into the variety you want.
*Makes coffee.*
*Walks out of the bathroom with a perplexed expression* Not sure how I ended up back here... but I couldn't find any bacon. *Sits at counter dejectedly.*
Wait here.
*Hands Shisteer her coffee, picks up Thomasbane, puts an 'out for lunch' sign on the counter, and heads out the door.*
Doe is just the size. (the other sizes are buck, doe and fawn)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 10:25:30 PM
*Walks out of the bathroom with a perplexed expression* Not sure how I ended up back here... but I couldn't find any bacon. *Sits at counter dejectedly.*
There are wild pigs in the forest around the Scout Camp.
*Comes back with bloodied cleaver in one paw and thick-cut strips of bacon in the other.*
*grabs some pigs to start breeding them*
Awesome lets get started
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!
HEY KOLMAN'S HERE!!!!!
Hello everyone how are you guys doing? and can I get you some of our delicious food or refreshing drinks?
Yes, please place your orders here, the premier diner in the Cellars!
That murders pigs. Not that I'm complaining, I'd like some bacon as well.
*Starts cooking up some bacon.*
For now, this'll be a special, okay? We don't have the facilities to keep this running full-time yet.
pardon me while I go build some pens to keep the pigs in so that we can keep this up
That won't be a problem. This is the cellars, so anything goes, right? *breeds pigs really really quickly so there are now 5,000 pigs outside the restaurant*
@Booklover I appreciate the enthusiasm but have you stopped to consider that 5,000 pigs will rampage over Hectaville?
well that's Keva's problem now.
Nah. We'll eat them pretty quickly. Plus, there's always Verdauga's my teleporting magic (I stole it, and I used my magic to steal it, and my magic beats your magic).
(Hey Kolman, good to see ya!)
I dunno, I think his teleporting magic is acting up. I went out to hunt some pigs and somehow ended up in the restroom. There's some weird stuff going on out there.
The magic's acting up because it's in the hands of one who doesn't know its power or mechanics.
Give it back, Booklover.
*Puts a platter of bacon on the counter.*
C- can I have some? *Begins putting coins on the table, one at a time.*
One copper for three pieces for now, until we can set up a more reasonable amount of exchange.
*Keeps putting coins on the table, one at a time.*
*Hands Kade six pieces and pushes his money back to him, less two coppers.*
*Begins making more bacon.*
*Walks in* Hi there! Anything new on the menu since I was here last?
Yeah, bacon.
(Kia ora, Kolman. Good to see you back)
Can I please have a fawn coffee with a generous dollop of honey, please?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2019, 07:00:21 PM
The magic's acting up because it's in the hands of one who doesn't know its power or mechanics.
Give it back, Booklover.
*Puts a platter of bacon on the counter.*
But I do know its power and mechanics because it's now my magic, therefore I know how it works. What you don't know is that when you pickpocketed a bit of my magic, you triggered a spell that meant that all magic that you tried to take from anybody would go haywire. Now that I have successfully reclaimed my
stolen borrowed (to stop somebody misusing it) magic, it is working properly now. If you attempt to steal or use any magic, the problem will come back. Thank you.
*takes some bacon and puts money on the counter, watching Verdauga carefully all the while*
*counters
@Booklover 's magic*
Booklover I am a Arch-Mage so I would appreciate it if you didn't start using magic in my place of business.
*Begins eating bacon with relish.*
Quote from: Kolman on November 15, 2019, 06:07:31 PM
*counters @Booklover 's magic*
Booklover I am a Arch-Mage so I would appreciate it if you didn't start using magic in my place of business.
I was stopping Verdauga from teleporting end being generally annoying. If you want him to teleport around, feel free to let him. Just don't stop me doing what I can to stop him. Also, I wasn't actually using magic, I informed Verdauga that he'd triggered a spell that stopped him using magic. I don't plan on using any magic here, because brilliant food is a magic in itself.
*Rubs eyes*
I.....didn't....."pickpocket"...magic.
Just because you stole it.....does not mean.....you know how it works.
I can guarantee.....you do not.
You can't......."steal"....my magic.....and you can rarely stop me from teleporting.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 15, 2019, 09:47:19 AM
Yeah, bacon.
(Kia ora, Kolman. Good to see you back)
Can I please have a fawn coffee with a generous dollop of honey, please?
Sure.
*Makes coffee and gives it to Shisteer.*
Here you go.
*Kade gives Verdauga a thumbs up* Good bacon.
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 15, 2019, 08:28:22 PM
*Rubs eyes*
I.....didn't....."pickpocket"...magic.
Just because you stole it.....does not mean.....you know how it works.
I can guarantee.....you do not.
You can't......."steal"....my magic.....and you can rarely stop me from teleporting.
Oh, did you not realise when you tried to steal my magic back? Actually, I do. I don't believe you know how my magic works, though. It has been a great help in stopping yours. As I have said many times, I can, and I have. You can't teleport any more without ending up in a cell deep below the ground with no way of teleporting back out. Sorry, but it had to be done.
*Sighs.*
Booklover.
Drop it. Seriously.
If you can counter "my magic" with "yours", I can counter "yours" with "mine". I did not take "your magic" because I can't, let alone that I don't want it. You cannot "take" "my magic", and I can only stop you from using yours. Now let it go.
*Sighs.*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 15, 2019, 08:28:22 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 15, 2019, 09:47:19 AM
Yeah, bacon.
(Kia ora, Kolman. Good to see you back)
Can I please have a fawn coffee with a generous dollop of honey, please?
Sure.
*Makes coffee and gives it to Shisteer.*
Here you go.
Thanks! *pays for coffee before taking a sip* Mmmm!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 15, 2019, 11:48:03 PM
*Sighs.*
Booklover.
Drop it. Seriously.
If you can counter "my magic" with "yours", I can counter "yours" with "mine". I did not take "your magic" because I can't, let alone that I don't want it. You cannot "take" "my magic", and I can only stop you from using yours. Now let it go.
*Sighs.*
Countering my magic won't work, because simply trying to use it stops it from working. I'm not planning to use any more, so just settle with the fact that nobody's going to use any magic, and we can just live in (relative) peace.
Anyway, can I have some more bacon? Please?
*Narrows eyes* we shall talk about this later....
Sure! How many slices?
Six. *places two coppers on the counter*
Okay.
*places six pieces of bacon on a plate and hands it to Booklover.*
Here ya go!
Thank you. *takes the bacon over to a table and sits down to start eating*
*finishes coffee* That was delicious, thank you. *takes empty cup to kitchen*
Wait, what!? There's bacon in this topic!!? :D
Yes there is! Would you like some?
Thank you for the coffee; it was delicious. Bye.
You're welcome, and thanks! I hope you have a great day!
*Heads to the bathroom to wash the bacon grease off his hands.*
*enters* Hi, can I have two Arridi coffees to go and some scones, please?
Please may I have two Arridi coffees and some scones (rhymes with cons)?
yes coming right up, one moment please.
Thank you. *pays for both orders*
*Hands Shisteer her coffees*
Just a moment, Booklover, and your order will be right out.
*A few moments pass....*
Alright Booklover. Here are your coffees.
*Sets coffees on the counter.
Thank you! (and thanks for paying for them, Booklover) *takes a coffee in each hand and hurries out, using chin to open door* (that's another advantage of being short)
(Whoa, that's pretty short :laugh:)
*A vent in the ceiling starts to shake, then opens as Kade falls through and onto the ground.* Ok, somebody is definitely messing with me. I don't even know how I got up there.
Anywho, can I get a couple cinnamon roles and some hot chocolate please?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 21, 2019, 05:18:20 PM
Alright Booklover. Here are your coffees.
*Sets coffees on the counter.
Thank you. *takes coffees and sits back down*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:33:25 PM
Thanks for paying for them, Booklover.
Well, we're friends (as much as you can be friends when you've never met and live on opposite sides of the world) and you've done the same in the past.
Quote from: Booklover on November 21, 2019, 05:40:53 PM
Well, we're friends (as much as you can be friends when you've never met and live on opposite sides of the world) and you've done the same in the past.
*comes back, now with free hands again* People that live on opposite sides of the world can be great friends. We have the internet; nothing is impossible.
Oh, Verdauga, I forgot my scones. Are they ready?
*Runs back into the kitchen and comes out with a plate of scones*
Here you are.
*Looks up at previous post, then back at Verdauga.*
*Is trying to fix a vent that mysteriously opened.*
Sorry, you wanted something?
Not anymore I don't. *Storms off through the front door in a huff. Seconds later he comes striding out of the kitchen door, still with an annoyed look on his face.* See what I mean? This isn't right! Oh, right, also, can I get a couple cinnamon roles and some hot chocolate please?
*Gets off ladder*
Sure! Oh, and there's a keypad on the back door. Punch in the code and you can leave. It happens to me too.
*Starts making cinnamon rolls and hot chocolate*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 21, 2019, 07:04:27 PM
*Runs back into the kitchen and comes out with a plate of scones*
Here you are.
Thanks! *takes scones, gives Verdauga a smile and leaves*
Bye!
*Falls asleep at the counter*
*Nudges Kade*
Your order is ready!
*Wakes up and starts putting coins on the counter, one at a time.*
*Stops Kade at two silver*
Here ya go!
*Hands him his order.*
Yesh! Thanks! *Begins daintily downing his cinnamon rolls and hot chocolate.*
ATTENTION EVERYONE:
In honor of the winter nameday celebration, we will be handing out hotroot soup, cot cocoa, and other seasonably appropriate foods. Come and place your orders, folks!
In that case, can I have a summer salad and a mug of coffee, please?
Sure.
*Starts brewing coffee and turning the salad.*
............
Her you go!
*Hands Shisteer her order.*
Thanks. *takes food and pays for it, plus extra for the strawberries*
Aww, thanks! Have a great day!
Will do!
*walks in* Hi! Do you serve pancakes at 3:40 in the afternoon? (because I would like pancakes and that's what time it is)
Check the menu on the first page of the topic.
Aw, no pancakes. :-[ Oh well, can I have some coffee instead? Iced moccachino, please.
There is also bacon and possibly pizza.
*Kade stirs, face down in his half eaten cinnamon roll. Lifting his head groggily, he looks around bleary-eyed.* Whu- what happened? When did I black out?
Um...possibly when you ate a drugged cinnamon roll. It wasn't me!
Well, it was probably Verdauga, getting back at me for the wedding. Either him or Teer. I mean, she herself made me the Patron Sponser! That basically means I have to see the wedding through! *Sighs and drinks his used-to-be-hot chocolate.*
*Appears at the serving counter, carrying Ebantu's drink.*
Here you go, I believe that's three coppers. Oh, and Kade? We have fresh hot chocolate.
*wanders into lounge in time to hear Kade's comment*
I explained what your duties as Patron Sponsor were and you didn't fulfill either of them. You had to add a sense of Royal Cache to the festivities and provide a very expensive wedding gift for the bride and groom. It shouldn't be that hard but you still failed. Shame on you!
*turns to counter*
Can I please have a very cold drink, please? A berry smoothie would be ideal but anything works, as long as it's cold.
Well, it's hard to add a sense of Royal Cache with you tearing everything apart, now isn't it? The only thing left for me to do IS to finish the wedding. At least then I have something to put on my resume. Besides, the gifts don't come until after the wedding, everybody knows that!
*Finishes off his used-to-be-hot chocolate.*
You could have tried to subdue me with dignity, at least.
@shisteer of nothing much Here!
*Hands over a fizzy strawberry*
One copper, I believe.
Thanks! *pays for drink, then takes it and sips* Yum.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 02:07:20 PM
*Appears at the serving counter, carrying Ebantu's drink.*
Here you go, I believe that's three coppers. Oh, and Kade? We have fresh hot chocolate.
Thanks. *hands Verdauga three coppers and sips drink* Oh, yum! That's really good. Perfect for a hot day like today.
*takes seat beside Ebantu and sips Strawberry Fizz* Mmm, this stuff is yum. I like the lack of sugar in it.
Thank you all. :)
That's alright. Thank you for the drink. *finishes said drink and gets up from table, delivering empty glass to kitchen before departing*
*copies Teer* Goodbye and thank you!
*Watches as the two leave, then turns back to Verdauga.* So barkeep, how's life treating ya?
....One-eye has the bar. We don't serve alcohol at this establishment.
That said, I'm doing well, with the few orders coming in right now.
Well, what laws for drinking would we use? 18 or 21 or whatever it is in New Zealand? People younger than that shouldn't be allowed to have any.
Consider this: One-eye is serving drinks at fourteen.
'Cause I'm 'Murican, I'd put the limit at 21.
I'd put it at 18. Though that leaves me out anyway.
It's 18 in NZ.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 12, 2019, 12:10:08 AM
It's 18 in NZ.
True but it should be 21. *is tempted to launch into a rant about the dangers of excessive alcohol usage but really doesn't know much about it* Basically the only thing I use alcohol for is making vanilla essence.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 12, 2019, 10:41:16 AM*is tempted to launch into a rant about the dangers of excessive alcohol usage but really doesn't know much about it*
*Decides to point out the physical, mental, emotional, and financial damage alcohol causes*
*Looks at menu* Do u serve steak here?
And do you have any schnitzel? Teer and I would like to make biltong.
I think if you want an meat other than bacon, you'll need to hunt it yourself. Fortunately, I went to the butcher today. *goes outside briefly and returns with a huge parcel of meat* I figured the more, the better.
This is a strange establishment.
*Put on sunglasses with a grimace.* Forget it, Kade. It's Hectaville.
Here, strangeness is normal.
Being considered 'weird' (either by yourself or by others) is also normal (and probably not just here, everywhere else as well).
However, place is a bastion of order "safe from the travails of Hectaville." Speaking of order, may I take yours?
No, I think I'm going to go for a walk. *leaves*
Oh! *Watches Booklover walk away* I guess I'm ready to order! Er...I'd like your T-bone steak, cooked well done please
*Writes down order.*
Okee. I apologize upfront for the wait.
*Grabs Thomasbane and leaves the building.*
*Comes out of the kitchen sometime later with the steak.*
Here is your order, ma'am. I believe that's two coppers and one silver.
*Hands Keva the steak on a platter.*
Can Ebby and I borrow your kitchen?
Sorry, but no. At least, not yet. You could set up your own kitchen though.
Okay then.
But do you have any schnitzel? I still don't have any.
*Growls.*
Just a second...
*Leaves the diner sans- Thomasbane and comes back a while later with schnitzel.*
*sighs and gestures to brown, paper wrapped parcel* I got three kilos of schnitzel, Eb.
Oops. Thanks anyway, Verdauga.
*walks in like I haven't been away for a long time*
Hey guys how're you all doing?
Good. You?
Quote from: Kolman on January 02, 2020, 04:02:20 PM
*walks in like I haven't been away for a long time*
Hey guys how're you all doing?
When were you last on here?
Oh liv'in the dream you know air is trying to kill me and the desert rats aren't making things easy.
in other words doing Great!!! ;D ;D ;D
Y'know, I heard the Middle East was nice this time of year
Hi there Kolman! *Waves enthusiastically*
*Runs into the kitchen.*
...........
........
*Walks out carrying three pizzas.*
Can I have some more Hawaiian pizza, please?
*Teleports in, and runs to the kitchens.*
Can I have a meatlovers pizza with lots of ham please?
*One Hawaiian pizza and one meatlovers' pizza rest on the counter.*
Is this the whole red pill, blue pill thing? Which one let's us fight robots?
No.
Booklover ordered Hawaiian, and Eb ordered meatlovers'
*pays, takes the Hawaiian to a table, and eats* Thanks.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 09, 2020, 06:36:52 PM
No.
Booklover ordered Hawaiian, and Eb ordered meatlovers'
Boring.
And what will you order?
I, uh... I'm not sure how I got here. Again. Ah well, I guess I'll follow the trend and get a pizza. I want so much bacon on it that just looking at it will give me a heart attack. Please!
*Cannot watch the video.*
*Uses the last of the bacon to make Kade's pizza.*
See y'all.
*Goes out to get more bacon.*
*Awaits more bacon expectantly.*
*Appears behind Kade.*
Eat your pizza.
*Teleports away.*
*takes pizza and leaves money on the counter* Thanks again, Verdauga.
*throws bacon at Kade's face*
*Cleanly devours it out of the air.*
Aw. I thought you were going to dodge it. :(
Ok, no worries, we can try that again then. *Prepares himself.*
Page 42!
Please may I have the Dish of the Day, and some Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?
We're on page twenty-five.
No, you're on page twenty-five. People who left it on the default number of posts per page are on page forty-two.
Everyone Else! switch to 25 replies per page! quick!
No. *throws bacon at Kade*
*Catches bacon in frying pan.*
Do you mind if I use this??
I was going to use it to put bacon fat greasy stuff on Kade's face, but I guess you can have it.
Thanks! Do you want to order anything while you're here?
Um...do you do bangers and mash with peas and steamed carrot and broccoli?
*Verifies via the Internet.*
It isn't on the menu, but I'll see what I can do.
*Goes into the kitchen.*
.....
.....
.....
*Comes back out a day later with the order.*
Here you go.
B- bu- but bacon...
I have the bacon in the kitchen. Do you want anything with it?
*Enters the building* Do you know of any other diner (and lounge) where I can get more food for cheaper prices?
I'm sorry, friend, but I'm not even sure if there's a grocery store here.
*Smirks* I'd like your best room.
I think you're in it.
*Looks at Verdauga.* You were supposed to put enough bacon on my pizza to kill me, but you mentioned that you only put what bacon you had left on it, and that doesn't sound like enough to kill me.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 13, 2020, 05:59:33 PM
*Smirks* I'd like your best room.
Might I suggest The Olden Inn? (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=6819.0)
Sheev, the half-lounge in the corner is what you're looking for.
Kade, if I killed you, I could be liable on Kolman's part. Furthermore, you never specified how much bacon to dress your pizza with.
*Makes another bacon-meatlover's pizza and puts it on the counter.*
I'll take my chances with this backwater, Russa.
Okay...
Quote from: Verdauga on January 13, 2020, 06:34:16 PM
Sheev, the half-lounge in the corner is what you're looking for.
Kade, if I killed you, I could be liable on Kolman's part. Furthermore, you never specified how much bacon to dress your pizza with.
*Makes another bacon-meatlover's pizza and puts it on the counter.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 13, 2020, 06:09:35 PM
enough bacon on my pizza to kill me
That much bacon.
*Makes Kade a Tulsa Torpedo with the bacon.*
*Puts Tulsa Torpedo on top of both bacon pizzas and wraps them up around it like a giant burrito.* Ooooooh yeeaaaaaaah. *Begins eating while also putting coins on the counter one at a time to pay.*
*Stops Kade at three gold, two silvers, and five coppers.*
*Sheev walks to his luxury chamber*
I can see you from here. *Continues eating.*
*Closes door*
The only doors lead to the kitchen, from the kitchen out, to the restrooms, and out the front.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 12, 2020, 09:33:22 PM
*Verifies via the Internet.*
It isn't on the menu, but I'll see what I can do.
*Goes into the kitchen.*
.....
.....
.....
*Comes back out a day later with the order.*
Here you go.
Thanks. *eats the delicious food* Could I please have a raspberry fizz as well?
I have not a clue how your lounge operates, or how the layout works. You see, I am blind. It's quite true, I lost my vision two hours in the future.
I understand. You might want to see Corn at her medical shop for that.
*Hands Ebantu a raspberry fizz.*
Anyway, would you like anything?
Do you have orange juice?
Thank you, Verdauga. *takes drink* How much do I owe you?
I don't believe it's on the menu, but its common enough.
*serves Sheev orange juice.*
*Takes the orange juice* *Drinks*
I believe that will be two silvers and a copper.
*pays and smiles* Delicious food, as usual. See you another time! *leaves*
Thank you! Come again!
Where's my room?
In your house.
*enters lounge* Hello. It's been ages since I've been here. Can I please have some cinnamon scones with sliced apple and cream, please?
Sure!
*Goes into the kitchen to prepare the order.*
Where might my sleeping chamber be?
*Eating the Double-Bacon-Pizza-Wrapped-Tulsa-Torpedo-Burrito the regular way seemed to be taking too long. Begins shoving the thing down his gullet whole. This is the best idea I've ever had! Kade thought to himself.*
Quote from: Booklover on January 11, 2020, 03:32:38 PM
Page 42!
Please may I have the Dish of the Day, and some Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?
Excuse me, I ordered this three pages ago. I don't want it now (it isn't page 42 anymore, after all), but I would like to speak to the manager. Now.
*Hands Shisteer her order, watching Kade wide-eyed.*
Booklover, we have no dish of the day, and I don't serve blasters here, though I am armed. Furthermore, if you truly desire to speak to the manager, you will have to wait until Kolman comes back on.
You've never heard of the drink known as a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? Good thing it's not a Thursday. Anyway, it seems I have to educate you in matters of science fiction. *puts on the original radio series of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy*
*Is still working his way down the Double-Bacon-Pizza-Wrapped-Tulsa-Torpedo-Burrito. Is almost half way there.*
Booklover, it isn't common enough, and it isn't on the menu.
Quote from: Booklover on January 14, 2020, 04:49:53 PM
You've never heard of the drink known as a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? Good thing it's not a Thursday. Anyway, it seems I have to educate you in matters of science fiction. *puts on the original radio series of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy*
Star Wars is the pinnacle of science fiction. And mankind's achievements, for that matter.
I won't speak on the matter of science fiction, but SW is most definitely not the pinnacle of mankind's achievements.
Simple exaggeration at the end, fruit duck. Anyhoo, please show me the way to my chamber.
*Has finally reached the half-way point. Gestures at Sheev and points to the bathroom, attempting to answer his request.*
I'm sorry, I can't see you.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 14, 2020, 09:03:15 PM
fruit duck.
I gotta admit, that's actually a pretty good comeback.
(I legitimately plan to use that going forward)
Quote from: Verdauga on January 14, 2020, 05:12:54 PM
Booklover, it isn't common enough, and it isn't on the menu.
Then put it on the menu. Is there any reason for it
not to be there?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 14, 2020, 06:26:31 PM
Star Wars is the pinnacle of science fiction. And mankind's achievements, for that matter.
False. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, Star Wars may have been good. Now, it is not.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 14, 2020, 09:03:15 PM
fruit duck
*takes deep breaths to stop herself getting angry and launching Sheev into Edom* Anyway, please be quiet. I'm listening to the original radio series of Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Star Wars is the original space adventure. And as for your hatred of ducks, allow me to offer what might have been, or what yet may be...
I forgot to add the music
*launches Sheev into Edom, making sure the portal closes behind him*
*A door in the kitchen flies open as Sheev hurtles through it.*
No inter-series travel here, unless Kolman says so.
*Is about 3 quarters of the way through swallowing his Double-Bacon-Pizza-Wrapped-Tulsa-Torpedo-Burrito. The sight is... unappealing.*
*Is specifically not watching Kade.*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 16, 2020, 05:56:56 PM
*A door in the kitchen flies open as Sheev hurtles through it.*
No inter-series travel here, unless Kolman says so.
Then ban him from talking about Star Wars.
If he pulls out his lightsaber, he's getting ejected. That's as far as I'm going.
By the way, the precious little stopping you from talking about Hitchhiker's Guide here either.
Freedom.
I make references. I don't actually discuss it. There's a difference.
Besides, Edom isn't Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Star Wars is the true science fiction experience. Verdauga, I'd like some tea.
Sure
*Begins making the tea.*
Are there walking sticks available for the use of those who can not see?
You might have to check in with Cornflower at her medical shop.
*has returned and is feeling sick at the sight of Kade's table manners...or lack thereof*
*Sees Eb watching and gives her a thumbs up, now almost through.*
*hurriedly looks away*
*finishes whatever food is left on plate and looks up* That was really delicious. Can I get a salad, please?
*Finally finishes and then leans back, unable to move.* That was an... experience....
That it was. You should probably check to make sure you don't have diabetes.
And yes, Teer. *Makes salad.* Here you go.
So... I forgot where my chamber is located.
Not here.
*Watches as Lass begins devouring the diner.* I... think imma leave. *Steps outside.*
Same. *also steps outside*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 03:47:13 AM
*Watches as Lass begins devouring the diner.* I... think imma leave. *Steps outside.*
say whaat, I have never even come on this thread before!
*Walks into a room*
also
@Ebantu the Kararehe and
@Kade Rivok come back and pay for your food!
I didn't buy anything! (also I just realised I was already outside)
oh
Quote from: lass of something much on January 21, 2020, 10:50:42 PM
also @Ebantu the Kararehe and @Kade Rivok come back and pay for your food!
We don't have anywhere to come back to! You ate the diner!
Quote from: Verdauga on January 20, 2020, 02:34:12 PM
That it was. You should probably check to make sure you don't have diabetes.
And yes, Teer. *Makes salad.* Here you go.
Thanks! *calmly pays for food and begins eating*
Where is my chamber?
Pretty sure Lass ate that too.
that was a typo, and you know it! >:(
I'd hope so. Please may I have a dessert? Any dessert.
Sorry, but we'll need to rebuild the diner after Lass ate it. Anybody here run a kickstarter before?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 05:39:15 PM
Sorry, but we'll need to rebuild the diner after Lass ate it. Anybody here run a kickstarter before?
kade, this is not funny anymore.
Agreed. We shouldn't mock her anymore, guys. Sorry, Lass.
Just a second, Booklover. Lemme look over the menu. How about a coffee cake?
I wasn't mocking her?
I was just running with a joke you made because eating a building is goofy and funny?
well, you ceep on going on about it!, its not my falt!.
Although the misspellings get kinda annoying on our end....
ANYWAY.
Do you guys want anything?
Quote from: Verdauga on January 22, 2020, 05:45:13 PM
Agreed. We shouldn't mock her anymore, guys. Sorry, Lass.
Just a second, Booklover. Lemme look over the menu. How about a coffee cake?
If there's honey with it, yes. How much?
two coppers and a silver.
*Serves the order.*
Last thing, 'cause I don't want people thinking I attack children ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on January 22, 2020, 05:51:56 PM
well, you ceep on going on about it!, its not my falt!.
I don't mind that you made a typo, that wasn't really the point, you know? I found it funny that Verdauga made a joke about him being upset that you were eating his diner, and so decided to run with that joke.
Besides, people make typos all the time. See "imteresting" in my signature? That was a typo that Verdauga made a while back, and it still get's used every once in awhile because it's just kinda goofy.
ANYWHO
I'm too full to eat anything. Imma go. Byyyyyyye *Makes like a tree.*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 22, 2020, 06:01:28 PM
two coppers and a silver.
*Serves the order.*
oh...maybe somebody does know...
Quote from: Verdauga on January 22, 2020, 06:01:28 PM
two coppers and a silver.
*Serves the order.*
*puts money on counter and takes the cake* Thank you. *sits down at a table*
Where is my sleeping chamber?
Mmm... have you tried your house?
Hush, bounty fly. I am blind.
In Keva's Inn, I believe.
Really?
Yes.
*Leaves*
Goodbye.
Goodbye! Have a nice day!
*Comes back in.* I was told I should get some peppermint tea for a headache. Do ya'll have any of that?
There's fresh mint outside. Verdauga, could you put the kettle on? Kade needs tea.
Eeerrrmm... yes, yes I do.
*Goes into the kitchen and makes peppermint tea.*
Here you are.
*Hands Kade his tea.*
Did you use fresh mint leaves from outside?
Where else would I get them, silly?
From a teabag, that's where.
Hah!
Do you want anything?
Just that tea for Kade. Maybe give him some ginger to suck as well.
*Begins drinking tea, wincing as it burns his tongue, but continuing on stoically. Puts coins on the counter one at a time.*
Wait for it to cool down. Just a suggestion.
*Accidentally drink the rest in one big gulp. Gets teary eyed, but keeps a straight face.*
S'good.
Do you want more?
I'm... I'm good....
Alrighty then.
*Senses malice and decides to leave.*
*glares around* Who was being malicious? Come on, own up!
Not me. I just work here.
It was probably Sheev.
yes indeed
I'm not mean.
oh?, pray tell?
*gives Kade a ginger root* That should also help your headache. Just eat the whole thing like you'd do with an apple, though you don't need to worry about a core.
don't do it, its not a good idaer, trust me, I know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 23, 2020, 10:28:35 AM
*gives Kade a ginger root* That should also help your headache. Just eat the whole thing like you'd do with an apple, though you don't need to worry about a core.
If it's got a kick like ginger soda does, then I'll like it.
silly goose!
Did you just assume my profile pic?
ermm...that?!
While you guys are here, do you want anything?
yes, sing (or rarther Ebby whats to >:D)
Sorry, that isn't on the menu.
*laughs*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 23, 2020, 11:19:47 PM
Sorry, that isn't on the menu.
I'll pay you a shiny nickle! *Winks winningly at Verdauga.*
*grins at kade*
Don't peer-pressure my husband to do something he doesn't want to do.
That being said, Honey, I would love to hear your singing... *smiles winningly*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 23, 2020, 02:52:59 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 23, 2020, 10:28:35 AM
*gives Kade a ginger root* That should also help your headache. Just eat the whole thing like you'd do with an apple, though you don't need to worry about a core.
If it's got a kick like ginger soda does, then I'll like it.
A kick; that's a good way of putting it. Yeah, it has a kick, as long as you chew it well.
stop with the "dear" and "honey" ing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No; pure and simple. If I want to call my beloved husband names of affection, I will do so, whether or not it makes the beasts around us feel uncomfortable.
How considerate of you. (heavy sarcasm)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 24, 2020, 06:26:19 AM
No; pure and simple. If I want to call my beloved husband names of affection, I will do so, whether or not it makes the beasts around us feel uncomfortable.
wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because she's sadistic as well as masochistic.
Incorrect.
O-O...oh
Exactly.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 24, 2020, 06:26:19 AM
No; pure and simple. If I want to call my beloved husband names of affection, I will do so, whether or not it makes the beasts around us feel uncomfortable.
And she finally admits it :laugh:
Oh, thank you, Dear Heart! However, I will not sing, for I prefer your ears not to bleed. Sorry darling. Oh! While you're here, do you want anything--to eat?
The sandbagging is strong with these two.
Are you uncomfortable?
Nope, entertained more like ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 05:41:02 PM
Nope, entertained more like ;D
...*backs away from kade*
Not really relevant, but:
Spoiler
Gilan always visited Jenny's restaurant.
You're right; it isn't relevant.
tabo :laugh:
Quote from: Booklover on January 25, 2020, 08:41:40 PM
Not really relevant, but: Spoiler
Gilan always visited Jenny's restaurant.
Ooo!
*eats a cheese and cucumber tostey*
*eats a cheese, ham and tomato toastie*
Did you two pay for those?
Yes.
Of course we did.
@Mharbrow PhantomPaint, there is food in here.
wait ware? I want some.
PLEASE FEED ME
@Verdauga, Captain Dyemhar would like some schnitzel, please.
and a watercress sandwich
Ew, just ew.
You don't have to eat it, Lass.
@Verdauga?
there is, every thing wrong with it.
Hmmm.... Lemmesee....
*Heads out of the diner.*
. . . . . . . *
*Comes back inside with the order.*
Here. I believe that'd be three coppers and a silver. Special order, you see.
What that is a rip of NO!
2 is plenty thanks
Two of what is plenty?
Just pay and eat your food, Dyemhar. Your fault you ordered something weird.
*Snores quietly in the lounge area.*
*Sheev walks into the diner with wide but blind eyes* I would like a cup of coffee.
I would like a cup of coffee with honey in, please.
Yep. One for Booklover, and one for her honey. :)
*Winks at Sheev.*
At least I'm not putting you in the coffee.*
*Makes the two orders, putting two scoops of honey in the coffees.*
Here you go.
* Slams the money for the watercress sandwige on the table *
HEAR YOU GO!
Dyemhar, be nice or go to bed with no food.
* flinching away from Ebby *
S-s-sorry miss.
'Ebantu' will do fine.
Err, thanks, both of you. Do you want anything, Eb?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 08:35:38 PM
'Ebantu' will do fine.
* still keaping eyes down *
Yes mi I mean Ebantu
*pats Dyemhar's head* Hmm...do you make omelettes?
....Dyemhar must be younger than you, then...
Yes, I can. (and I don't have to leave the diner.) What would you like on i?
No, he's eight months older and significantly taller. ^-^
Thanks. Tomato, basil, bacon and a little bit of chives, please. I have to go now, but I'll be back later. Bye everyone!
*Begins making the omelette.*
I am taller because of watercress sandwige
Ew, don't stand on it.
Pfffft
*Air horns blow.*
:o
Quote from: Verdauga on February 14, 2020, 10:19:06 PM
Ew, don't stand on it.
We are not amused
SILLY BEAN YOU EAT FOOD TO MAKE YOU TALLER NOT STAND ON IT!!
We are very much amused.
Well, I thought it was funny. How tall is Mharbrow anyway.
I have no idear
Not even roughly? Hm.
Anyway, do you want anything else?
I am fine thank you.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 15, 2020, 12:18:10 PM
Well, I thought it was funny. How tall is Mharbrow anyway.
Taller than me. Is the omelette nearly ready?
*Places the order on the counter.*
Yes it is. Three coppers please.
Thank you very much. *places three coppers on the counter and takes omelette* Yum.
do you have pies?
*sits down and watches*
*waits*
*Comes out of kitchen carrying two pies.*
Here you are. Two silvers, I believe.
*Also comes out of the kitchen.* Where... how...? I'm so confused.
Relax, Kade. Take a seat, indulge in some idle chatter, safe from the travails of Hectaville.
Uh, ok... *Sits down beside Teer.* So... how is everybeast?
what type of pie?
May I have some pie as well? *puts down one silver on the counter*
Soo?
(*The pie is magically what someone wants it to be, unless they specify before ordering.*)
I'm doing quite well.
So, Booklover, what type of pie would you like?
*hand Verdie two silver*
Thank you! I hope you enjoy the pie!
thanks! *gose and sits beside Teer, pie in paw*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 05, 2020, 08:08:15 PM
(*The pie is magically what someone wants it to be, unless they specify before ordering.*)
I'm doing quite well.
So, Booklover, what type of pie would you like?
Cherry pie, please.
I misspelt it as cheery at first.
Quote from: Booklover on March 05, 2020, 09:04:01 PM
Cherry pie, please. I misspelt it as cheery at first.
We all need a pie to cheer us up once in a while, eh?
*Goes back to the kitchen.*
Mmm! dis a good pie!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 05, 2020, 09:05:31 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 05, 2020, 09:04:01 PM
Cherry pie, please. I misspelt it as cheery at first.
We all need a pie to cheer us up once in a while, eh?
*Goes back to the kitchen.*
If this was not your place of business, I would be flipping tables out of anger. As such, do you have any drinks with calming capabilities?
*Straight-faced.*
I have a laudanum tincture.
*Bursts out laughing.*
I think a cup of hot cocoa will do the trick. *Starts making hot chocolate
You can put a shot of the laudanum in there.
Nah, I save that for emergency occasions.
*Hands Kade his hot chocolate.* I believe drinks are only one copper.
*Puts down three copper.* Get one for each of these ladies here as well.
Okay then, sir.
*Makes two more hot chocolates.*
Free order challange: Find how many times I've changed the price for the orders; contest starts when more people are on.
You misspelled 'Challenge'.
(I know. Does Everybeast want to start the contest now? No?)
Start!!
*slowly eats pie* start what?
*watches proceedings*
:-\
what is going on!?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 05, 2020, 09:37:02 PM
Free order challange: Find how many times I've changed the price for the orders; contest starts NOW!!/b]
What's the prize?
A free order.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 01:07:35 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 05, 2020, 09:37:02 PM
Free order challange: Find how many times I've changed the price for the orders; contest starts NOW!!/b]
why?
Y-you don't want a free-whatever-you-want order?
Hang on! At the start you were giving out food for free!
And then overhead kicked in.
Does that count as a change in price, then?
I mean, it could, but it kinda feels like the cheap way through the contest.
*walks dazedly into the Diner*
Hi everyone
*sits down wearily at the counter*
Heya, boss. I got some berry cordial, if you want some.
Wow, more old members comeing back! keep it up fellas!
*is reading a book* Hi, Kolman. Welcome back.
*Nearly falls out of his chair at the sudden wildcat appearance.* Gah, where'd you come from?
*looks up from book* Me? I've been here for ages. You really need to work on your observation skills. *continues reading*
you do have a bad habit of sneeking up on people, and you're very good at it.
Thanks Lass. ^-^
*watches silently*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 07, 2020, 04:54:37 AM
you do have a bad habit of sneeking up on people, and you're very good at it.
Like a Ranger.
What was funny was when I got the earlier bus and my friends (who got on at a later stop) didn't notice me. One of them said I must have teleported (and that was around the time I was repeatedly defenestrating Verdauga from the school bus).
*takes the berry cordial and takes a big gulp*
Thankyou
@Verdauga its been a while and traveling between plains is tiring.
*Slides some coins across the table.*
Here's your pay, by the way. We have a bed in the kitchen if you wanna nap.
*takes coins and nods absently as I put them into a small patch work pouch*
so tell me what is the word any news of interest?
Kade named the season, Cornflower is hosting Discord chats that Lass originally planned, the Summer extravaganza is under way, and I'm close to getting my license.
good news to hear, its nice to hear good news again.
Good to see you again, bud. We should talk more. How're your friends over there doing?
Quote from: Booklover on March 07, 2020, 10:24:00 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 07, 2020, 04:54:37 AM
you do have a bad habit of sneeking up on people, and you're very good at it.
Like a Ranger. sort of, but more...more...more Ebbyish
What was funny was when I got the earlier bus and my friends (who got on at a later stop) didn't notice me. One of them said I must have teleported (and that was around the time I was repeatedly defenestrating Verdauga from the school bus).
Indeed.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 07, 2020, 02:31:05 PM
Kade named the season, Cornflower is hosting Discord chats that Lass originally planned, the Summer extravaganza is under way, and I'm close to getting my license.
You forgot to mention the fact that we got married. We're currently about to see another couple happily wed (Eb and Kade) and Skarzs and Russa are also going to join together in matrimony, plus you've officially become the substitute teacher.
I didn't want to overwhelm him with news, darling, but yes, I did not mention that.
He only mentioned what he considered to be the important bits ^-^
Well, I did leave out one important bit...
*waits*
*has returned to reading my book*
...
>.<
Did you eat something sour?
nope, I droped my pic-axe on my footpaw..
Why would you do that? Seems like a silly thing to do.
Somehow I doubt she intended to.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 05:22:15 AM
Why would you do that? Seems like a silly thing to do.
do you really want to know?
Mmmm, probable ^-^
well I feel better hearing all the good news. thank you everyone I hope you are enjoying the Diner and that
@Verdauga is being a good host in my absence. I have to leave to go back and join the long patrol in its fight against the desert rats. Take care all.
*Waves goodbye. *
Eulalia, soldier!
Didn't I order something a few pages ago? We all got distracted talking.
Yeah. Here's your cherry pie.
*Slides it onto the counter.*
Thank you. I paid already, right?
Nah, but you pointed out an obvious price change. this is your free order.
Thank you.
No problem.
Quote from: Kolman on March 10, 2020, 12:44:30 PM
well I feel better hearing all the good news. thank you everyone I hope you are enjoying the Diner and that @Verdauga is being a good host in my absence. I have to leave to go back and join the long patrol in its fight against the desert rats. Take care all.
Have fun, brother-in-law! (And yes, I do consider you as family now) Don't die and try to keep your socks dry, if at all possible.
brotherband! ;D ;D ;D ;D
*is reading a book because I can't remember what I was going to order*
food?
*returns to previous pastime of watching silently and unobtrusively*
342! guests!
*stands up and moves to counter* Excuse me, can I get a cup of spiced cocoa, please?
*Begins making the spiced cocoa.*
Just going to put this here for entertainment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT-h6BDiV50
so originally I was hoping to have it run in the website but it blocked yay...
video description its a woodlander's opera.
Video unavailable
This video contains content from nikitaventures, who has blocked it from display on this website or application.
Should still be able to watch on youtube, though.
Quote from: Booklover on March 15, 2020, 05:05:09 PM
Video unavailable
This video contains content from nikitaventures, who has blocked it from display on this website or application.
Should still be able to watch on youtube, though.
yes it is but it is stupid that they blocked it. anyway I have modified the post to contain the direct link.
It's an opera "perforomed by animals."
*Hands Teer her spiced cocoa.*
Verdie, what have you done?!
He didn't do it, Boss Hayes did.
but...why?...
The event. The mods' evil plan.
ah yes, I see it now...
*takes cocoa gratefully, pays for it and sits down in the corner, sipping periodically*
is it yum?
*Is sleeping under a table.*
*peers curiously at Kade before returning to the book*
*Wakes up.* These things just happen. *Remains under the table.*
*Palpatine walks in looking quite blind* Might I have a cup of hot tea?
Umm.... sure.
*Begins making the tea.*
So, what troubles you, darth?
I'm not sure.
*Hands Sheev the eucalyptus tea.*
I never asked for eucalyptus tea.
You simply asked for tea.
Hot tea.
Verdauga, now your name is back to normal, will you change your profile pic back or not?
I'll probably wait until the Extravaganza is well and very over, and change either back to the banana mallard or something new.
No! Not the bloodthirsty little beast!
I'll flip a coin to decide if it makes you feel better.
No. Just something new.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 17, 2020, 04:09:45 PM
I'll flip a coin to decide if it makes you feel better.
Roll (flip) a nat 1!
Roll a D20. If you get 13 the first time, it can be a duck. Anything else and it has to be different.
Well, i flipped the coin, and it landed on the side I designated for different. New profile pic it is!
Hopefully of a head rather than a tail, since I doubt any of us particularly want to see the area round the tail. I suppose it could be something different as well.
It doesn't quite matter which side it was, since it was designated for the options, but okay. would you like anything?
You realise I was joking, right?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 17, 2020, 06:11:24 PM
It doesn't quite matter which side it was, since it was designated for the options, but okay. would you like anything?
To follow BL's train of thought, the posterior of a duck, good sir.
Quote from: Booklover on March 17, 2020, 06:12:27 PM
You realise I was joking, right?
Even as I wrote that comment.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 06:14:44 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 17, 2020, 06:11:24 PM
It doesn't quite matter which side it was, since it was designated for the options, but okay. would you like anything?
To follow BL's train of thought, the posterior of a duck, good sir.
That would be perfect!
It would be funny, at least.
Hm. *sips cocoa and watches proceedings* (this strong silent thing is hard)
(So then engage in idle chatter, silly bean)
(I'm just gonna try for a little longer)
(Okay then)
*Begins falling asleep again beneath the table.*
*pokes Kade with footpaw*
*Grabs offending footpaw, but falls asleep before being able to do anything.*
Great, now I'm stuck. Oh well, at least I have a book. *continues reading*
Yes, books are very useful.
(Quite so)
*Rolls over, pulling the offending footpaw along for the ride.*
*Walks in*
May I have a cappuccino?
Yes you may.
*Begins making a cappuccino.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 17, 2020, 10:41:38 PM
(So then engage in idle chatter, silly bean)
Ooo, Mhar gona kill ya now!
He may try.
yup, and he might...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 02:57:50 PM
(Quite so)
*Rolls over, pulling the offending footpaw along for the ride.*
*has been pulled halfway under the table but is still reading*
Wow, Ebby power...
May I have some coffee? With honey in?
*Makes Booklover some coffee.*
How many was it, two scoops of honey?
That sounds fine. How much?
*Hands Booklover her honeyed coffee.*
Two coppers, please.
*puts two coppers on the counter and takes the coffee* Thank you.
*is still reading*
*Pulls on the leg he's holding on to, his sleeping mind thinking it's a blanket, and tries to pull it over himself.*
*slides further under table* Do you mind? I'm trying to read here.
*This blanket isn't doing a very good job! Tries to pull it more tightly about him.*
Ow ow ow! Stop it! *whacks Kade's head with the book*
*Jerks up, hitting his head on the bottom of the table.* Where, OW... where am I?
Here, supposedly "safe from the travails of Hectaville"...
Under a table in Kolman/Verdauga's Diner.
Oh. Well, why'd you wake me then?
Not kidding, but you were pulling her leg...
Very funny, Verdauga. -_-
I was completely serious ;D
Well, I do appear to be holding on to her leg. Not sure why though.
You have strange sleeping habits.
Well, can't deny that.
No one can.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 11:20:03 PM
Well, I do appear to be holding on to her leg. Not sure why though.
Have you let go yet? I was in the middle of a chapter and I'd like to continue.
goodness, that is such a Ebbyish thing to say..
What do you expect me to say? Something non-Ebbyish?
that's just...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 11:11:49 PM
I was completely serious ;D
But you weren't Sirius.
Spoiler
*cries*
Well, of course not.
Spoiler
He dies, of course .
I know. That's why I
Spoiler
cried (only virtually, though).
Spoiler
it wasn't his fault! he didn't betray them!
*Runs in knocking over a chair*
"Verduga I need a banana cake with chocolate cake quickly"
*Teleports behind the counter.*
Got it. *Begins making the cake.*
*Fidgets around while waiting for cake.*
*Comes out with the cake.*
Here y'are.
*sips hot coco* why the rush?
"doesn't matter"
*Awkward smile*
(Btw thanks for the cake Verdauga)
alrighty then :laugh:
*blathers on about the hobbit to Ebby*
*Has since fallen back asleep.*
*puts a blanket over Kade*
Can I order a large ice tea?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 22, 2020, 09:40:01 PM
Spoiler
it wasn't his fault! he didn't betray them!
Spoiler
Whose? Sirius'? I know that, that was PoA, we're talking about what happened in OotP.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 22, 2020, 11:22:13 PM
*sips hot coco* why the rush?
Hey, that's my hot cocoa you're sipping!
um, no, your one is in your paw! this an's mine!
Nope, that's the empty cup that somebeast left on the table and I was about to take to the kitchen to save Verdauga a job.
it's empty because you drank it! ::)
*Slides the empty cup into the dishwasher and hands Shisteer a fresh cup of hot cocoa.*
On the house.... *Kade mumbles to himself in his sleep.*
*accepts hot cocoa gratefully, frowning briefly at Lass* Thanks. How much do I owe you for that?
aw man...
Hehehe.
Two coppers, I believe.
Sweet! *puts two coppers on counter and goes back to corner to sip hot cocoa*
*evil laugh*
*Has cleaned the kitchen in this time.*
*Another Kade dashes, cackling madly, into the diner with
@Eb thrown over his shoulder.*
*Watches the Kade from this thread do an anime fusion with Kade.*
So, do you want anything?
Silly goose, we haven't fused! We'd have to have done the fusion dance, and we definitely haven't done that!
Anyway, just stopping by to grab some food, then we'll bounce. I'll, take, uh... you got something with bacon in it? Whatever that is, I'll take that.
*Looks over at Eb on his shoulder.* You want anything sweetie?
Please keep multiple coexistences out of this place of business
Hey, if we keep this speedy, they won't even notice that we're here! Besides, as long as I only post as me, it's like I'm the only one here ^-^
..... well that works.
So, whatcha want?
I'll, take, uh... you got something with bacon in it? Whatever that is, I'll take that.
*Looks over at Eb on his shoulder.* You want anything sweetie?
*Comes out of the kitchen with a bacon-sunsalad and passes it across the counter.*
Three coppers, if you please.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 01:35:58 AM
I'll, take, uh... you got something with bacon in it? Whatever that is, I'll take that.
*Looks over at Eb on his shoulder.* You want anything sweetie?
I would like to be released, but I suppose that's too much to ask. Bacon sounds nice. Do you do bacon-butties, Verdauga? (google them if you don't recognise the name)
*Offera the pair some seats at the counter and males Eb a bacon sandwich.*
(You may want to edit a coupe of spelling things there, Verdie. ;))
(0_0 Wow... I hope he's ok....)
(as do I) *waits patiently*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 03:16:42 AM
(0_0 Wow... I hope he's ok....)
Probably using his phone. He makes more spelling mistakes when using a phone.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 02:58:16 AM
*Offers the pair some seats at the counter and makes Eb a bacon sandwich.*
Fixed it for you, dearest. *smiles at Verdauga*
Quote from: Booklover on April 04, 2020, 10:41:46 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 04, 2020, 03:16:42 AM
(0_0 Wow... I hope he's ok....)
Probably using his phone. He makes more spelling mistakes when using a phone.
Sorry Eb, I meant mails :D
No, yeah I'm on a phone. Thanks for fixing it, honey. :)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 03:00:32 AM
(You may want to edit a coupe of spelling things there, Verdie. ;))
You may want to edit a spelling thing there, Ebby.
Hey, at least she cars about me ;)
Cars, or cares?
Yes. Pun.
*high pitched laughter*
Oh, my husband's so droll!
*Knows that Teer is humoring me.
*Smiles.*
Do you want anything from the kitchen, darling?
Edit due to my inability to spell.
Hmmm, a salad would be nice, if you wouldn't mind, dearest. Make it interesting.
*Makes a sunsalad with grilled (nonsentient) chicken strips and green tomatoes.*
Tell me how that tastes. I'm not a super huge fan of green tomatoes, but they are indeed an interesting addition.
Ah...(guys, you shouldn't eat meat on here because it's Redwall...ya know?...)
(I think the otters ate fish.)
(They all ate fish, but no other meat, at least for goodbeasts. They were pescatarians.)
*ahem* They ate shrimp as well.
Would you like something to eat, Wylder?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 04:04:45 PM
(I think the otters ate fish.)
yes, but not often, and life was alot more to them, and they only took what they needed.
I wouldn't mind a nice ceviche mixto, if you've got one.
*Furrows brow. *
You're sure you don't wamt the meat cooked?
*Begins making the mixto.*
That's only ceviche peruano that isn't cooked at all. The shrimp at least should be cooked. The clams, octopus and calamari aren't cooked, though, I'm pretty sure.
*Finishes making the mixto and serves it to Wylder.*
Here you are.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 02:08:14 PM
*Makes a sunsalad with grilled (nonsentient) chicken strips and green tomatoes.*
Tell me how that tastes. I'm not a super huge fan of green tomatoes, but they are indeed an interesting addition.
Thank you, dearest. As far as I'm concerned, all tomatoes are good tomatoes. How much will that be?
Oh, three coppers.
*pays three coppers, plus a tip, takes salad and sits down* Yum, yum. *digs in*
*pokes Teer*
*The Kade with Eb over his shoulder slowly backs away, and both vanish from the scene.*
(Now where are we?)
*is eating salad with chopsticks*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 07, 2020, 05:30:04 AM
(Now where are we?)
Nowhere and everywhere. More specifically, five metres away from the diner.
(No, I think the versions of us that were here first got sort of paused while the other versions of us were here. They are now unpaused but I can't remember what they were doing.)
(reading)
(Ah, thank you.) *continues reading*
*rests head on Ebby*
*looks at Lass* For what do you do this, child?
*grins cheekily*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 08, 2020, 06:51:21 AM
*looks at Lass* For what do you do this, child?
*looks up from salad* She enjoys invading a beast's personal space. I don't really know why.
Just saying, this is delicious. *continues eating*
Is this where the 'just saying' started?
*begins reading (but making sure that the book does not get any food or drink on, of course)*
Yes. This diner has the origins of all filler phrases.
Quote from: Booklover on April 08, 2020, 12:07:40 PM
Is this where the 'just saying' started?
no, it started in lock this topic.
Yeah, Eb started it in LTTT(BNNYD).
*A dolphin enters the diner* (And lounge) Hello! I would like a cup of black-oak coffee.
*Raises eyebrow.*
The good stuff, hmm? Sure, just a second.
*Makes the coffee and hands SheevHerman a cup.*
Three coppers for the good stuffs.
*has finished salad* That was delicious, thanks. *takes empty dish and chopsticks to kitchen*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 08, 2020, 06:18:06 AM
(No, I think the versions of us that were here first got sort of paused while the other versions of us were here. They are now unpaused but I can't remember what they were doing.)
Quote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 06:31:20 AM
(reading)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 08, 2020, 06:32:22 AM
(Ah, thank you.) *continues reading*
*Is still sleeping underneath the table, holding on to Eb's leg. Rolls over.*
*gets dragged beneath the table again* Oof. Kade, I'm trying to read here and you are making things unnecessarily difficult.
*Is off in the land of dreamtime and thus does not hear the wildcats wily words.*
(Kade. Apostrophe.) *continues reading*
(Don't care)
*Continues rolling.*
*accidentally drops book* Hey, you made me drop my book! Oof! *gets rolled on* I didn't have a bookmark in there so I've lost my place! Hey!
*Places the two in a booth.*
I'd have to send you out if you can't behave yourself, Kade!
*Is off in the land of dreamtime and thus does not hear Verdauga's vicious voicings.*
A booth in this country is a box with a telephone in it.
(That's a telephone booth. Booths as far as restaurants are concerned are different.)
Right.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 10:10:37 PM
(Don't care)
*is still hungry*
(I wonder if you'll change your mind after a trip through my digestive system...)
...
. . .
That would be an effective punishment.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 11, 2020, 06:07:59 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 10:10:37 PM
(Don't care)
*is still hungry*
(I wonder if you'll change your mind after a trip through my digestive system...)
(I'm not afeared ^-^)
(Alright then)
*eats Kade*
(Apparently "Kade" will need to be added to the menu now ;D)
*Is sleeping through the whole ordeal, which likely makes things rather easy for the Taniwha.*
*is actually digesting Kade this time*
*Is luckily resistant to said digestion, as has been previously stated ^-^ )
Nah.
(Yah ^-^ Lore carries over sis. Besides, you wouldn't want to actually do that to your brother, now would you?)
*Sadly, the Otterbadger fur will need some proper grooming afterwards, though.*
(I didn't chew you, so you'll be fine. Besides, my penguins have recently hired a barber shop so you can go there afterwards and have your fur groomed)
(Well yeah, that's what I meant :laugh:)
*Snoring can be heard emanating from the Taniwha tummy.*
Kade, stop snoring. You'll give me indigestion.
Kade, you complain about being eaten yet eat me, despite my complaints? *struggles to refrain from calling him a hypocrite*
Are you not pleased by my actions, dearest?
Not a big fan of the action in general, really.
That said, you got him to let go of Eb.
*gets sick of Kade snoring and spits him out* Yeah, that is always and advantage. *hands Eb her book, picks Kade up and leaves diner*
(Cannibalism)
(Mmm, I mean, I guess? I can understand why you see it that way, but I don't think it's quite the same. Sorry it bothers ya though.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 01:32:18 AM
(Mmm, I mean, I guess? I can understand why you see it that way, but I don't think it's quite the same. Sorry it bothers ya though.)
(I'm not eating anybeast at the moment anyway)
Good. Keep it that way.
I make no promises.
ANYWAY,
Anybeast want anything?
*re-enters topic* Yeah, actually. Can I have a large plate of bacon, please? It may come in handy when I have to admit to Kade that I exposed his fluff to my stomach acid. I have a funny feeling he might be annoyed.
*Pulls out a large pan of freshly cooked bacon.*
Here you go.
Thanks. *pays for bacon and takes it out of the topic, calling as the door closes* I'll bring the dish back later.
Got it!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:04:22 PM
*re-enters topic* Yeah, actually. Can I have a large plate of bacon, please? It may come in handy when I have to admit to Kade that I exposed his fluff to my stomach acid. I have a funny feeling he might be annoyed.
O.O
(This threads Kade has been abandoned in a different thread.)
*enters topic, goes into the kitchen and begins doing the dishes* If anybeast needs anything, just ask.
*Decides to help with the dishes*
*sees Seb enter the kitchen* I'm sorry, due to health and safety policies, only staff are allowed in here without direct permission. Is there something I can do for you?
*returns to check on the diner*
How is everybeast doing?
Good.
that's good to hear!
*dries paws on tea towel* I'm doing fairly well, boss. The dishes have now been done and a quick wipe of the benches will have the kitchen clean, then I'll go out and sweep the floor of the diner.
*Cleans the tables and windows.*
*finishes wiping the benches and grabs the broom*
can I help?
*collects dust with brush and shovel and puts it in the bin* Nah, we're fine. Anything you need to eat?
I Don't fell like eating this week...
As long as you eat in real life.
yes
@lass of something much please do eat in real life
Food is for the weak!
Quote from: lass of something much on April 22, 2020, 05:53:19 PM
Food is for the weak!
If that were true then why does the army mandate that soldiers get three meals a day to maintain optimal combat status?
*shrugs*
They're actually doing stuff, I'm just sitting around, doing at home stuff, and I don't fell the need to eat, so why should I?
ok do you want a health reason why or a just because I said so?
Umm...none of the above....
Quote from: Kolman on April 22, 2020, 05:55:42 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 22, 2020, 05:53:19 PM
Food is for the weak!
If that were true then why does the army mandate that soldiers get three meals a day to maintain optimal combat status?
I think it's because they don't want their soldiers getting too powerful, otherwise said soldiers might decide to overthrow their commanders and take over.
...
Is it bad that I say that, seen as I'm working for an organisation that produces food?
@shisteer of nothing much LOL I'm just making sure your sister maintains a healthy lifestyle you should be allying with me.
Don't worry, boss. In real life, I make sure she eats. (It's not really that hard either) Good food is hard to resist, even for the strong. (It's harder to make her sleep but Corn's going to come help with that, apparently, so it'll improve)
Noooo!!!!! you will NEVER succeed!!!!!!*faints thanks to lack of water*
*artificially injects nutrients into Lass' bloodstream*
*wakes up* Hello, world! *gives Kolman a tip and skips away*
*watches Lass of something much skip away*
Teer I commend you, you must be a saint of patience to deal with her.
HAH!
Quote from: Kolman on April 27, 2020, 01:59:38 PM
*watches Lass of something much skip away*
Teer I commend you, you must be a saint of patience to deal with her.
Thanks. I assure you, I am a saint of patience.
(Until it comes to beasts trying to steal my husband, of course) The things I put up with! I have suffered so much and I do so in silence, smiling serenely, my long hair shining, reflecting the light of the halo above my head. It is a hard life but I make the best of it. *smiles serenely, long hair shining, reflecting the light of halo above head*
Hello! I'd like a Whittledukee, Chicken&Salmon (With refined and darkened Squish-Vallen tepdour sauce) salad please. :)
Quote from: Kolman on April 27, 2020, 01:59:38 PM
*watches Lass of something much skip away*
Teer I commend you, you must be a saint of patience to deal with her.
....Oi!
Quote from: Herman Smith on April 28, 2020, 01:21:11 AM
Hello! I'd like a Whittledukee, Chicken&Salmon (With refined and darkened Squish-Vallen tepdour sauce) salad please. :)
Hmmm, I don't think that's on the menu. I would be able to manage such a dish but I'm not sure we're allowed to deviate from the menu. I'll just ask my boss if that's acceptable.
*goes into kitchen* Hey,
@Kolman , somebeast wants a Whittledukee, Chicken and Salmon salad with refined and darkened Squish-Vallen tepdour sauce. Is it alright to make that even though it's not on the menu?
*Comes out with the order.*
It is, but it tends to cost extra. That'll be two silvers and two coppers, Mr. Herman.
Ah, see. I still need to learn the pricing and such here.
*poofs back in and looks rather shocked* Don't go...out side...
Quote from: lass of something much on April 28, 2020, 02:00:38 PM
*poofs back in and looks rather shocked* Don't go...out side...
would it happen to do with the Space Octopus?
No, there's a pun-orus
*looks gravely concerned*
yes that is a threat best stay in here where it is safe
@Herman Smith please do try to order on the menu from time to time these ingredients don't just magically appear you know
(Because food is one of the five exceptions to Gamp's law of elemental transfiguration... or something along those lines, anyway.)
Could I have some bacon?
*"Kool-Aid Man"s his way through the wall.* DID SOMEONE SAY BACON?!?!
BACON! WE LOVE BACON!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 28, 2020, 01:11:47 PM
*Comes out with the order.*
It is, but it tends to cost extra. That'll be two silvers and two coppers, Mr. Herman.
*Places the money on the counter* Thank you!
Quote from: Kolman on April 28, 2020, 07:17:50 PM
*looks gravely concerned*
yes that is a threat best stay in here where it is safe @Herman Smith please do try to order on the menu from time to time these ingredients don't just magically appear you know
Perhaps that is good advice. :)
*Is still waiting for bacon*
*Places twelve slices of bacon on the counter.*
That will cost you two gold, one silver, and three coppers.
*Places the money on the counter* Thanks, mate.
*Takes the money and places a note on the kithcen counter.*
Just a moment guys.
*Grabs Thomasbane and heads out the door.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 29, 2020, 01:09:51 AM
*Takes the money and places a note on the kithcen counter.*
Just a moment guys.
*Grabs Thomasbane and heads out the door.*
*Conjures Sword of Light and Fire with a Shield*
Right behind you bud lets get this pun-orus.
Well, I was actually going to get the wall fixed, but we can make a detour. You sharpen Dargum recently?
oh I always keep it sharp bud It's gotten me through more fights than I care to remember.
Fair enough.
*Holds open the door for Kolman.*
*walks through the door*
*claps*
*grabs paring knife from the chopping board where it was sitting, waiting to chop the parsley and follows, hesitating at the door* Do you want me to keep an eye on things here or should I give you a paw with the monsters?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 02:50:26 AM
*grabs paring knife from the chopping board where it was sitting, waiting to chop the parsley and follows, hesitating at the door* Do you want me to keep an eye on things here or should I give you a paw with the Pun-sters?
Yes.
@shisteer of nothing much I am entrusting the safety of the insides to you. I am counting on you.
Count Teer in, her days are numbered...Hmm...any other ways I can counter that?
Quote from: Kolman on April 29, 2020, 04:19:05 AM
@shisteer of nothing much I am entrusting the safety of the insides to you. I am counting on you.
Yes, Boss. *turns back to the inside* Anybeast need anything?
Yes...
*grabs notebook* What would you like to order, marm?
Do you still have hot coco? I'm cold...
Yes, we do. What size would you like? Do you have milk? Sugar?
Ahh, normal size..? Yes and yes...thank you..
*Drops bag of gold on counter* Here, dinner for the whole Forum.
*quickly makes Lass her hot cocoa* Here you go. That'll be three silvers and and a copper, please.
*turns to Seb* Hello, Sir. I'm so sorry but I was dealing with another customer. How can I help you?
*pays* Thankee
'S alright. Enjoy.
Well, er... *Grabs bag of gold* Hmm... A coffee should do, actually. Thankee.
*sits at a table*
*Whistles tune to self*
*listens*
*Begins beatboxing in a corner.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 11:46:40 PM
Well, er... *Grabs bag of gold* Hmm... A coffee should do, actually. Thankee.
Sure thing. What kind of coffee would you like?
*sips hot coco*
*Gets too into the beatboxing and begins coughing.*
*giggles*
*But it was a ruse! The coughing is incorporated into the act and the beatboxing intensifies.*
Hey, boss, can I give Jarky a free scone or something to welcome her back to the forum?
Yes.
I kind of have to wait for Kolman to give me permission. In the meantime, is there anything I can get you to drink?
@shisteer of nothing much no she ate all of the food last time so she has to pay for it this time. and
@Jarky Thistlebrush I don't think you have paid off your debt yet.
Ah, fair enough. I could get her to sweep the floor.
that's a good Idea keep her out of the kitchen and away from the food stocks
Yes, Boss. How is the fight with the monster going?
It retreated for now. But I'm sure it'll be back very soon.
*Actually starts coughing this time.*
Are you okay?
*Gets lightheaded from the beatboxing/coughing and falls over.* I- I'm ok.
*pats Kade on the back* Jolly good work there, old chap!
*Wants to say something about the time of night it is for Lass, but starts coughing again.*
*sneaks off into the kitchen*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 03:06:34 PM
*Wants to say something about the time of night it is for Lass, but starts coughing again.*
( >:()
*grabs Jarky by the scruff as she goes passed* Hold on there, Jarky. Staff only in the kitchen. It could be a health and safety hazard.
*Places some money in the registre and hands Jarky a scone.* Welcome back, by the way.
Awwww! you have trained him well, Teer!
*Casually tickles Lass to death.*
*sits Jarky at a table with her scone and a glass of water* Enjoy, my friend. *watches Jarky closely to make sure she doesn't sneak into the kitchen*
*pounds Kade on the back*
@Verdauga, you tickle Lass to death, I kill you. Okay?
Eb, you kill Verdauga, I torture you, okay?
Calm down ev'ryone. My statement was proverbial. Figurative, not literal. Lass is yet alive.
Ah, good. *continues sweeping floor*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 05, 2020, 11:46:15 AM
*Casually tickles Lass to death.*
*giggles helplessly but is not dead yet*
*casually returns as if I haven't been away for a long time*
how is everyone doing?
Good.
That's good to hear
@Booklover and how is the rest of you
@Verdauga don't be too zealous in your tickling.
*has finished sweeping the floor and goes to the other side of the room to start again* We're doing well, boss. The dust gathers fast but I'm keeping it under control.
*Places filter in the air vent and electric attractor near the door.* That should make sweeping easier, honey.
Anyone have any orders?
*puts broom away and begins wiping the tables* We could invite
@PanopticEmu over. It's about time he entered the Cellars anyway.
:laugh:
I can act as bodyguard while I'm off work, if he feels he needs it. (I could also lend him a knife)
Oh, he'll be fine.
Yeah, I think so too. Still, it's good to know he can hire a beast to guard his back, just in case.
True.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 14, 2020, 01:18:58 PM
*puts broom away and begins wiping the tables* We could invite @PanopticEmu over. It's about time he entered the Cellars anyway.
I know this isn't discord... but which one?
Which what?
@Verdauga on the discord server Lass, Teer, Sebias, Corn, and a few others masqueraded as PanopticEmu and having some mild mischief in the process, it was quite amusing to watch.
You forgot me.
It was quite amusing to be part of.
O...kay...
Quote from: Kolman on May 14, 2020, 03:55:00 PM
@Verdauga on the discord server Lass, Teer, Sebias, Corn, and a few others masqueraded as PanopticEmu and having some mild mischief in the process, it was quite amusing to watch.
;D
@lass of something much I see someone saw fit to raise me from my slumber...
Be prepared to face the consequences
Is the consequence your face?
Quote from: PanopticEmu on May 15, 2020, 05:14:30 AM
@lass of something much I see someone saw fit to raise me from my slumber...
Be prepared to face the consequences
Hey, it wasn't-*giggles* me! It was Te-er!
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 15, 2020, 05:22:50 AM
Is the consequence your face?
nothing wrong with my face. what are you talking about
>_>
Quote from: PanopticEmu on May 15, 2020, 05:14:30 AM
@lass of something much I see someone saw fit to raise me from my slumber...
Be prepared to face the consequences
'Twas me, O Great and Powerful Ruler. Please have mercy on thy humble servant. Thy servant simply wanted to offer thee some refreshments, which thy servant would then pay for and serve to thee. Thy servant offers apologies for disturbing thee and pleads that thy servant be spared.
>_>
<_<
*is creeped out...*
Man, nobeast else will get that, only the discord fellas...XD
Apart from the fact that we explained it a page ago.
*Is cooking an order for myself.*
*is cooking an order for Pano that is going to be paid for by myself*
*Pulls conversation back to the many Emus*
*is in the kitchen and not listening to the conversation*
*Dances into the diner.*
*raises an eyebrow at the dancing kade rivok
IT IS CONFIRMED! Verdauga (aka Halt)'s brother is also a Ranger!
Wait... that is just... kind of... you know what I mean if you've read RA
He has.
*pulls Longbow from behind my back*
*in a Hibernian Burr* Mr. Rivok how can we help you?
Aaaand Kolman just got like...300 more cool points.
Oooh! Now it gets good. *watches with interest*
He already had like...1000
*Wonders how many cool points I have and if They can be spent.*
Your cool points aren't even countable, darling. You have too many of them.
D'aaawww!!! *Picks up Teer and swings her around.*
*is very happy*
{That is absolutely adorable!!!}
*Picks up Verdauga and spins him around while he spins Teer around.*
Quote from: Kolman on May 20, 2020, 07:26:30 AM
*pulls Longbow from behind my back*
*in a Hibernian Burr* Mr. Rivok how can we help you?
Pizza.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 20, 2020, 01:46:54 PM
D'aaawww!!! *Picks up Teer and swings her around.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 20, 2020, 01:50:52 PM
*is very happy*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ff58511b924dcd32e1d9198b2f81a87e/tenor.gif?itemid=8135923)
Pizza? Right away, sir. *teleports to the kitchen and begins making pizza*
Need any help with that?
Nah, I'm fine.
*enters diner with flyers for another restauranut* :laugh: ;D
Oh, thanks so much. I needed more fuel for the fire. *puts flyers in the fire*
*takes a HUGE breath and starts screaming* COME ONE, COME ALL TO "I CANT COME UP WITH A GOOD NAME FOR THIS DINER" DINER, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ICCUPWAGNFTD DINER, WORLD RENOWNED- EVERYONE KNOWS US, WE JUST OPENED UP AN HOUR AGO!
*Walks in*
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fbios.weddingbee.com%2Fpics%2F194564%2Fwalks-out-o.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 21, 2020, 01:43:38 AM
*takes a HUGE breath and starts screaming* COME ONE, COME ALL TO "I CANT COME UP WITH A GOOD NAME FOR THIS DINER" DINER, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ICCUPWAGNFTD DINER, WORLD RENOWNED- EVERYONE KNOWS US, WE JUST OPENED UP AN HOUR AGO!
*stuffs a spare scene into Rubbadub's mouth* I thought you were only allowed to make drum noises.
(oh yeah, it depends which thread it is, if its more related to the actual redwall series, i go on BOINGBOOMBEEP! mode)
*eats whatever is in his mouth, begins screaming again*
EVERYBODY COME, WE HAVE THE BEST DINER EVER MADE, OUR SPECIALTIES ARE FOOT STEW, BRAIN SALAD, AND HAIR MEAT! YES I KNOW, WHAT A SELECTION!!!!
*stuffs a few scales into Rubbadub's mouth*
*trys to spit them out*
*runs over to garbage, starts barfing*
*Is still spinning Verdauga about.* I'm getting dizzy!
AND OUR SPECIALTY *drumroll* HEART RIBS!!!!!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MOWNHpNdiyY/hqdefault.jpg)
*Slams feet on floor and sends Kade spinning.*
Ha! How d'you like a taste of your ow-- ooouuugh...
*Spins away like a beyblade. (those are still a thing, right?)* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Corporal Rubbadub Kindly
REFRAIN FROM SHOUTING ABOUT COMPETION IN MY ESTABLISHMENT!!!! thank you
@Kade Rivok I think so?
I CAN"T HEEEEAAAAARRRR YYYOOOOUUU!!!
*Teleports Rub out and locks the door.*
*starts banging on door, dancing outside around the door, all while screaming*
REMEMBER TO TRY OUR GOLDEN SNOT NUGGETS, NOSE LAMB, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Moves as a camouflage tree and unlocks door*
*looks on in surprise as a tree unlocks the door, then with delight* *runs in* AND I"M BACK, I'VE BROUGHT FREE SAMPLES FOR EVERYONE OF TOENAIL LEECH SOUP!
The door only unlocks from the inside.
*digs in from under the floorboards*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 21, 2020, 06:49:58 PM
*Spins away like a beyblade. (those are still a thing, right?)* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*hides under a table*
*bursts through from the floor, covered in soot, right under Kade hiding under a table*
*levels drawn Longbow at Corporal Rubbadub*
*in a Hibernian Burr* This is your last chance get out of here while you have a life to get out with.
You were right, Lass.
Thanks...about what?...
Probably Kplman being awesome.
Yeah, that.
*readies cleaver and stands behind Kolman*
*Beyblades into Rub as he comes digging in.* SPIN ATTACK
*Goes into the kitchen and begins eating food*
*Pushes Seb out the back door.*
*gulps* *grins foolishly, then takes deep breath* WELL, THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE TO ADVERTISE BEFORE I DIE, SO HERE GOES: FRIED FINGERS, DUMPLING NAILS- actually i'll retreat very fast *ducks into the hole*
*Cleans the kitchen.*
Any orders?
*fills the hole...with porridge..*
*eats the porridge*
*The porridge is too hot to eat*
*burns tongue a few times, but continues eating*
So, any orders?
(Question mark)
*looks up from book* Um...perhaps. Not right now, though.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 23, 2020, 12:49:43 AM
(Question mark)
*looks up from book* Um...perhaps. Not right now, though.
(Whoopsie daisy. Thanks)
Ah, fair enough. Let me know if you need anything.
(All good. ^-^)
Thanks, will do.
sorry guys for the wait. yes orders are ATTACK!!!
*has forgotten what we need to attack*
Rub.
Oh. *attacks whatever was meant to be attacked*
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO! WAIT I'M (deap breath) H'IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT!!!(opera voice, very deep)
Hello, (deap breath) H'IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT, nice to meet you. I'm hungry, so please may I have some bacon?
Dear... breath? Why are you saying hello to your breath? And why are you calling it dear?
I was talking to (deap breath) H'IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT, actually.
I think it was autocorrect from Rub's misspelling of 'deep'.
Ah, I see. *continues attacking*
*Makes Booklover some bacon.*
Here you go.
I'm kind of lost.
Thank you. *pays for the bacon*
Quote from: Booklover on May 24, 2020, 09:18:54 PM
Hello, (deap breath) H'IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT, nice to meet you. I'm hungry, so please may I have some bacon?
She asked for bacon.
Oh, but if you're geographically lost, I always go to the kitchen to get my bearings.
Good advice. *goes to the kitchen* Nope, actually. This is the foyer.
wait, wait a second, first i get attacked for no reason at all 8D, then i'm called innocent then- *inside rubs brain* hey, if i'm innocent then- *promptly walks up and out of the hole pushing away teer and kolman's weapons, begins screaming* COME ALL COME ONE, TO THE GREATEST AMPUTATION DINER EVER! GET YOUR OWN LEGS AND ARMS SERVED TO YOU- THAT IS IF YOUR WILLING TO HAVE THEM OFF!
*has had enough* You're Rubbing me up the wrong way. *kills Rubbadub*
-_-
>_>
O_O
>_<'
Hey, what did I do?
Killed some beast, for a start...
She made a killer pun.
He was getting on my nerves. For a start implies that there are other things I did to annoy you?
*becomes a ghost* HAHAHA! Now I can annoy as much as i want without anyone killing me a second time, so thank you shisteer, for killing me. PEANUT BUTTER ARMPIT CUPS! STOMACH STEAK! SKULL SALAD! HEAD HONEY CAKE!
*Mutes Rub using my ghost-remote.*
Well done, Honey.
Thank you.
MMMRRRFFF! GRRFFF!
*puts Rub in Skarz's ghost jar*
Perfect, Lass. Any orders?
Na, need any 'elp cleanin' this place up?
Sure. Can you fill in that hole, please?
*nods, then mixes some concrete and pours it into the hole*
Thanks.
*runs out, and returns a few minutes later with a tool box and a few planks of wood* No prob! *patches up the hole, then sands the wood*
*begins sweeping the floor*
*turns off sander* Mm, might want to wait till I'm done..
Can I have a waffle?
*A single waffle flies towards Russa's face.*
*rocks about in the jar, tipping the jar over and cracking it, free again*
*binds
@Corporal Rubbadub to an obsidian tablet inlaid with ancient text and runes*
there now he can't get out.
*walks out of the diner with the tablet*
let just find a nice little quiet place just you and me buddy.
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
I'M (not my name :D) IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
*continues walking with the Screaming Corporal Rub whistling cheerfully to self, but horribly off key*
*starts to cry, looks pitiful* SOMEONE TAKE PITY ON THIS POOR BEAST! :'(
Oh do be quiet I'm going to resurrect you boy.
*curls up in a ball*
tell me are you flammable?
*visibly gets worried* N-no umm... i'm totally not flamable *fake smile*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 25, 2020, 05:07:56 PM
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
I'M (not my name :D) IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
You learnt your lesson, it seems, Mr. (not my name :D) IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT.
*gets bloodwrath*
*poofs a sleep dart into Rub*
Rub, that's not how it vorks. Skarzs' ghost jar is unbreakable.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 25, 2020, 10:55:54 PM
Rub, that's not how it vorks. Skarzs' ghost jar is unbreakable.
*nods*
close enough..
*continues sweeping the floor*
*commits suicide* :P
*finishes sanding the floor*
We'll let you live-- even advertize-- as long as you don't disturb our customers. That will include screaming from the bottom of your lungs.
Fine i'll scream at the top of my lungs. :laugh:
My phrase accounts for that too. You must move the air at the top to get to the bottom, huh huh huh?
*crosses fingers behind back* OK, OK i wont scream.
*Raises eyebrow*
Is there anything I can do for you, Keva?
ok I'll be going with Rub now.
*opens Portal and walks through*
See ya.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*squashes a mosquito*
*Picks up mosquito* No! Not you, Fredrick!
*stands up* Sorry, I don't know how to varnish...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 08:36:53 PM
*Picks up mosquito* No! Not you, Fredrick!
:-\ :( wow. i feel demeaned. Seb is more worried about a mosquito than me. ;D
Could I order a pizza, except the crust is bacon?
Nope! ^-^
However, we could layer the outer crust with bacon.
Nevermind then....
*would have been able to make that no trouble, but trusts Verdauga's greater experience and keeps quiet*
c_c
Anybody have any orders?
Yes. One large breaking jars portal.
*walks in and sits*
*sigh*
I'll have a coffee, black with lots of sugar. And maybe a cinnamon roll.
*A.R.S.E.N.E walk in and takes place next to Wortshire*
*Makes the coffee and hands it to Wortshire.* the cinnamon rolls will be done soon.
*nods head in thanks*
*Takes the cinamon rolls out of the oven and hands one to Cap.* Careful.
*burns fingers on cinnamon rolls, shakes hand, before taking sip of coffee*
Could I order a pizza, except the crust is bacon?
Nope! ^-^
However, we could layer the outer crust with bacon.
(That was telepathic words for Teer. It's been awhile, but it's still a thing!)
You think loudly.
I have a big brain.
Big head , you mean. ;D
(Kidding, of course.)
The largest ^-^
The bacon doesn't absorb the tomato sauce correctly, so the pizza doesn't hold together like it should. Otherwise, I'd be happy to make it.
It doesn't need to! The bacon you cook all together and it forms a sort of plate basket thing for you to put the ingredients on/in!
But it just breaks apart when you try to get a slice.
Nuh uh.
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 31, 2020, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 08:36:53 PM
*Picks up mosquito* No! Not you, Fredrick!
:-\ :( wow. i feel demeaned. Seb is more worried about a mosquito than me. ;D
*Looks at Rub* *Raises eyebrow* But aren't you in perfect health?
yes but i'm TRAPPED IN A JAR WITH KOLMAN HOLDING IT!!!!!!!
*ignores the hubbub and continues to sip coffee*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 06:17:55 PM
Could I order a pizza, except the crust is bacon?
Sure thing. What kind of cheese do you prefer?
*hums softly while sweeping the floor*
your not in a jar your in a obsidian tablet
*gasps* How am I meant to sweep the floor now! :(
Let me oooout!!!! 😭
He was talking to Rub, Lass.
Sounds good to me. *begins preparing pizza to the above specifications*
That smells AMAZING.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 06, 2020, 12:57:57 AM
That smells AMAZING.
Thanks. I can do an extra one for you, if you like.
fine... an obsidian thing-ama-bob
*drinks coffee, and eats cinnamon roll*
Can someone get something for A.R.S.E.N.E here? Maybe a cup of hot engine oil? Or some anti-freeze with a bit of fuel cleaner?
Sure thing. *prepares the latter suggestion and presents it to A.R.S.E.N.E* Here you go, sir. That'll be three coppers and a brass. Let me know if you need anything else.
*A.R.S.E.N.E hands Teer a gold chalice*
Keep the change
*fishes sweeping and puts the broom away*
*Awaits the pizza excitedly.*
*sighs* *starts decorating the inside of the obsidian thingy*
If A.R.S.E.N.E is thirsty, I can make gasoline cola...
Why I am I not surprised. :laugh:
Because you're just that awesome.
Awww! With flirting skills like that, I'm surprised you're not married yet. *takes money and returns to the kitchen* Your pizza will be out in a few minutes.
O.O
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 10, 2020, 03:38:52 AM
Awww! With flirting skills like that, I'm surprised you're not married yet. *takes money and returns to the kitchen* Your pizza will be out in a few minutes.
*returns* That's not flirting, that's fact ;)
*comes out of kitchen carrying two fancy pizza chopping board things* Order for
@Kade Rivok and
@Ebantu the Kararehe . Pizza with bacon instead of crust and all of the kinds of cheese. That will be... *consults notes* one gold, two silver and a quarter brass.
*Whispers.* I think you mean copper, not brass.
*Regular voice.* YESH. *Deposits coinage and takes the pizza to a corner booth.*
*whispers* No, I definitely mean brass.
*regular voice* Enjoy. *puts money in register*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 10, 2020, 03:38:52 AM
Awww! With flirting skills like that, I'm surprised you're not married yet. *takes money and returns to the kitchen* Your pizza will be out in a few minutes.
Missed this :laugh:
Yeah, and when I wink with both eyes simultaneously, that really sends girls hearts a flutter.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 10, 2020, 10:53:32 AM
*comes out of kitchen carrying two fancy pizza chopping board things* Order for @Kade Rivok and @Ebantu the Kararehe . Pizza with bacon instead of crust and all of the kinds of cheese. That will be... *consults notes* one gold, two silver and a quarter brass.
Thanks Teer. *pays*
No problem. *puts money in register* Do you need a receipt?
No thanks. ^-^
Alright then. Enjoy your food and have a good day.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 10, 2020, 03:38:52 AM
Awww! With flirting skills like that, I'm surprised you're not married yet. *takes money and returns to the kitchen* Your pizza will be out in a few minutes.
Missed this :laugh:
Yeah, and when I wink with both eyes simultaneously, that really sends girls hearts a flutter.
It would. You must be very good at holding them off. (Either that or you have a witch working for you to blacken your name)
*Sniffs dramatically.* It is difficult, but I somehow manage.
SOMEONE LET ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!
*opens the door*
Shut the front door!
I didn't open the front door.
I wasn't telling you to shut it. I was talking to the horse.
*shuts the front door for the horse* Hello, sir. Anything I can get for you? (You're playing the horse, right, Book?)
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 12, 2020, 01:55:01 AM
SOMEONE LET ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!
No.
*Waltzes out of the ceiling.* I require sustenance, kindly.
*walks in takes a drink of coffee and walks back out*
A.R.S.E.N.E walks in, dumps oil on his back and walks back out*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 25, 2020, 03:13:21 PM
*Waltzes out of the ceiling.* I require sustenance, kindly.
*throws a pavlova at Kade* Happy birthday.
Who's? *Eats pavlova.*
Sorry, old habit.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 25, 2020, 03:13:21 PM
*Waltzes out of the ceiling.* I require sustenance, kindly.
What kind of sustenance? Please see the menu on the first post.
I request the largest sandwich you can make. Chef's choice!
Sweet! Any dietary requirements?
Nopers
Alrighty then. *disappears into the kitchen. Strange banging noises can be heard, followed by a rather loud 'haw-ya!' and peaceful humming*
I'm excited.
*comes out of kitchen with a large platter balanced expertly on one paw*
We didn't have very big slices of bread, so I had to stick some of them together. I hope you don't mind. *sets platter down in front of Kade*
Er... elaborate? (So I know what I'm looking at :laugh:)
Right, this is a three meter by three meter sandwich with cucumber, capsicum, lettuce, tomato and bacon in it, as well as aioli. All of the ingredients are perfectly fresh and grown in the best soil, certified organic and of grade one quality. The bread is homemade. The parsley on top is of equal quality and dipped in salt water.
This sounds awesome. *Examines sandwich, trying to decide where to begin.*
I hope it meets your approval.
It does indeed. I thank you, with word and with coin. *Hands Teer many coins.*
*steals a corner of Kade's sandwich*
*is pleased* I'm glad. *puts money in register thing*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 05:30:24 PM
*steals a corner of Kade's sandwich*
You better watch yourself sweetie, I'm about to get started and it'd be VERY unfortunate if you got caught up in it. I'm doing this the
old fashioned way. *Unhinges jaw and starts swallowing the sandwich like a snake.*
*quickly retreats with the pilfered corner*
*Continues.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 26, 2020, 05:35:31 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 05:30:24 PM
*steals a corner of Kade's sandwich*
You better watch yourself sweetie, I'm about to get started and it'd be VERY unfortunate if you got caught up in it. I'm doing this the old fashioned way. *Unhinges jaw and starts swallowing the sandwich like a snake.*
Or a dwarf.
(...Dwarves do that?)
*Is almost through.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 26, 2020, 05:48:28 PM
(...Dwarves do that?)
*Is almost through.*
In Artemis Fowl they do. Not the typical dwarfs, though.
Page 100!
Quote from: Verdauga on June 26, 2020, 05:49:27 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 26, 2020, 05:48:28 PM
(...Dwarves do that?)
*Is almost through.*
In Artemis Fowl they do. Not the typical dwarfs, though.
(Huh, imteresting)
*Finishes sandwich.* That was pretty darn good. Imma go nap now. *Finds a booth to nap in.*
It's page sixty for me. Good to know!
hey Guys just wanted to thank you all for keeping this topic alive in my absence. you are all really awesome. I hope we have more fun in the future
*Salutes.*
*bows slightly*
*inclines head* No problem, Boss.
*Snores in response.*
*pokes Kade in the ribs* Psst. Wake up. Kolman's talking to us.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 26, 2020, 05:35:31 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 05:30:24 PM
*steals a corner of Kade's sandwich*
You better watch yourself sweetie, I'm about to get started and it'd be VERY unfortunate if you got caught up in it. I'm doing this the old fashioned way. *Unhinges jaw and starts swallowing the sandwich like a snake.*
No! Snakes don't unhinge their jaws! They just don't have chins
Some snakes do. The ones that swallow antelope whole. They unhinge their lower jaw and then their skull actually splits into four separate pieces, connected by elastic ligaments.
They have weird parts that move, but they still don't unhinge their jaws!!!! I-
*stabs Lass and drags away the body*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 06:57:19 PM
*pokes Kade in the ribs* Psst. Wake up. Kolman's talking to us.
*Grabs Eb in his sleep.*
*squeaks* Oh, not again. *wriggles*
oh dear what is going on with you all. so much violence and discussion
Now you see what I work with, day in, day out. ;)
Kade. *headbutts the otterbadger* Wake up.
*finishes cleaning the kitchen and grabs the broom* Time to sweep the dining room.
*repeats previous action*
*begins sweeping floor*
*Goes into sleep time defense mode.*
*headbutts Kade again* Wake up and let me go!
*nudges Kade with broom* Move. I need to sweep.
*. . . Wakes Kade up?*
*Kade snores a little bit more quietly!*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 14, 2020, 11:59:02 PM
*nudges Kade with broom* Move. I need to sweep.
(I'm sleeping in a booth, silly goose)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 14, 2020, 11:57:54 PM
*headbutts Kade again* Wake up and let me go!
*Goes all Kung Fu Panda on Eb* (That's sleep time defense mode)
*Pulls Eb out of the way.*
*is already mostly unconscious*
(That would be from the headbutts :laugh:)
(Maaaaaybe... ^-^)
Oh how I love the chaos
Booths still need sweeping!
*Calms down and becomes still once more.*
*is already still, due to being mostly unconscious*
*And I'm just here... eating my food*
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(Keep your mouth closed when you're chewing or Lass will go berserk.)
(https://media.tenor.com/images/f39a0240386eb3350cbed7be3715d574/tenor.gif)
That will be three golds and a copper, please.
(Whoa, three gold? Pretty pricey :laugh:)
Hush, you. I thought you were asleep?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 10:39:18 PM
That will be three golds and a copper, please.
*Hands Teer three pennies* Keep the change.
Heh.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 19, 2020, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 10:39:18 PM
That will be three golds and a copper, please.
*Hands Teer three pennies* Keep the change.
*frowns and flicks claws. The pennies disappear and are replaced by the correct currency* You're not cheating my boss. *drops coins into the register*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 16, 2020, 09:21:59 PM
(Keep your mouth closed when you're chewing or Lass will go berserk.)
(A little late, but whatever...)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 21, 2020, 09:48:46 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 19, 2020, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 10:39:18 PM
That will be three golds and a copper, please.
*Hands Teer three pennies* Keep the change.
*frowns and flicks claws. The pennies disappear and are replaced by the correct currency* You're not cheating my boss. *drops coins into the register*
Thank you Shisteer its nice having a good employee you get a raise.
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Quote from: Kolman on July 28, 2020, 10:30:28 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 21, 2020, 09:48:46 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 19, 2020, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 16, 2020, 10:39:18 PM
That will be three golds and a copper, please.
*Hands Teer three pennies* Keep the change.
*frowns and flicks claws. The pennies disappear and are replaced by the correct currency* You're not cheating my boss. *drops coins into the register*
Thank you Shisteer its nice having a good employee you get a raise.
Oh, thanks.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 28, 2020, 10:34:22 PM
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(Heh)
(I need to pester Kolman to reply. He likes the gif though. ;D)
Yes
@Verdauga you get a raise as well.
*Fist pumps* Yes!
*begins sweeping the floor again* Business has been slow of late. Should we do some extra advertising?
*runs in, looks around* Do you guys still sell hot chocolates?
Yes, would you like one?
I can make it.
And I can drink it.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ThosePertinentChuckwalla-max-1mb.gif)
*shoos Seb out of the kitchen with a broom* Staff only!
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11737.0
Scott stop posting that link, you might get gagged for spamming.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 01, 2020, 12:56:25 PM
Yes, would you like one?
Oh great! Do you do take-aways?
Sure!
*Slides a fresh, large, hot chocolate across the counter and a serving bag of marshmallows.*
Enjoy!
Thanks! *hands Verdie the money*
*goes back to sweeping the floor*
*Two months have passed. Specks of dust are scared to enter the establishment, lest they be consumed by the relentless broomer.*
*Flicks on the kitchen light, makes an ice cream cone, and finally makes nineteen million nine-hu'dred ninety-nine thousand, nine-hundred ninety-nine more.*
Thine order is complete,
@Jarky Thistlebrush
Mm-mm.
*continues sweeping the floor* See, this is how you keep a place tidy.
*Zree rebelliouz zpeckz o' duzt zneak in quietly*
Oh boy.
*The specks of dust are consumed by the relentless cleaner.*
That's what you named your roomba? Mine's just named George.
*Ze zonz o' ze rebelliouz zpeckz o' duzt zneak in az vell*
'ere ve gae viz endlezz zequelz...Ach........
*sweeps them up as soon as they appear and continues on*
Is there cake?
There can be.
*Makes food for the staff.*
*enters the kitchen and begins assisting verdauga with making food for the wonderful staff who work at my diner*
so everyone Feasting Day is approaching should we put together a feast?
*Grabs spoon* Sounds excellent.
What is this Feasting Day you speak of? Is it just for the sake of having a feast or is there some sort of tradition or reasoning behind it?
I'd like some coffee, please.
*Makes Ashe some coffee.*
Here you go.
Thank you!!
This is nice coffee. For the feast, how about we serve some tea!!!!!!
Few celebrations are complete without it.
We'll need a nice clean floor for the celebration. *gets broom out and begins sweeping*
Teer, that's what the roomba is for.
The what now?
(Roombas are robotic vacuum cleaners.)
(Oh. We call them all hoovers.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2020, 02:37:52 PM
Teer, that's what the roomba is for.
Pfft! That's so unauthentic.
the feast is to give thanks for the wonderful spring, summer and fall we have had this year.
Ummm... 1: it's autumn, 2: where have you been, to think this year's been wonderful?.
Quote from: Kolman on November 22, 2020, 02:59:22 PM
the feast is to give thanks for the wonderful spring, summer and fall we have had this year.
Ah, so Thanksgiving?
Pretty much.
Oh, nice. Do you want me to go murder some turkeys or do you already have all you need?
Quote from: Booklover on November 22, 2020, 04:37:35 PM
Ummm... 1: it's autumn, 2: where have you been, to think this year's been wonderful?.
Lockdown was fun.
eh its up to you guys.
Shadows sneak in and hide under the tables
*causes light to manifest under the table that Wortshire is hiding under.*
you can come in and order like a normal beast you know.
OOC: WORT IS NOT HERE...
The Shadows jumps out and hide in the rafters
*Western music starts playing. A figure of an idjit in a small cloak and helmet walks in a revolver in his holster and a kukri sheathed on his left shoulder-piece. The idjit sits at a table meant for a family of ten* WAITER!
Ow...My ears
Sorry!
Anyway, may I help you?
Yes please! I would like a big box of chicken nuggies and some oreoes please!
A Large Shadow tackles Scott before it morphingSpoiler
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LEMME ALONE! IJUSTWANTNUGGIES!
I....Don't know if we have oreoes..I'll go ask.. Ahhh!!!
Kin-Ki just begins punching Scott non-stop
OWOWOWOW! *Grabs the Kin-Ki's fist*
Kin-Ki continues punching regardless of Scott's actions
*Which cause Scott to smack himself in the face*
@Boss help! There's a weird monster!
*kicks the monster over and pins it to the ground* Oi! You're messing up my floor! Blood, dust from the clothes! Why would you do that? If you have a disagreement with one of my customers, take it outside.
Kin-Ki melts into Shadow form, before reforming above Scott and continues what it was doing... (Punching Scott in the face)
*but, like, nah.*
*Pokes the shadow-thing with that magic feather thing Wortshire gave me before he did a die*
*Punch, Punch, Punch...*
*Continues to poke the thing*
(https://i.imgflip.com/2nnz9v.gif)
*pokes both beasts involved in the dispute out of the diner with broom handle*
*Teleports the shadow into space.*
*teleports self to the shadow in space*
behave or I will make you regret causing trouble
*Offers a paw to help Scott up*
*Takes the offered paw* Do you have my nuggies?
*Helps Scott up*
Afraid not, everyone was too busy trying to get rid of....The....Not sure what that was, really..
(https://ift.tt/1x1l4HR)
Kin-Ki reenters the atmosphere targeting Scott
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*Punch, Punch, Punch...*
*Has already gone to make food*
*the atmosphere dodges* Drastic circumstances require drastic measures.
*continues working peacefully* They look about ready. *brings chicken nuggets to Scott*
Kin-Ki continues punching Scott
(Wonder why it's only going for Scott...
Maybe you should ask it or something...)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 01, 2020, 10:21:41 PM
*the atmosphere dodges* Drastic circumstances require drastic measures.
*continues working peacefully* They look about ready. *brings chicken nuggets to Scott*
Thank you! *Opens his box of chicken nuggets* Final-Gets crushed by Mr. Kinky here*
(Well crud... Boss, permission to use magic in the shop?)
Hey*Smacked* Kinky*Smacked* Calm*Smacked*Down*Smacked*
Oh dear. This Mr. Kin-ki seems a little... crazy Odd.
@shisteer of nothing much permission granted.
*conjures a masive ball of light and fire*
Kin-Ki stops punching Scott
ヘビーカウンタ
Kin-Ki continues punching Scott
OK , whatever you are either calm down and stop attacking my customers, or I will literally remove you from the topic
Kin-Ki stops...
And kicks Scott one last timw for good measure...
*banishes Kin-Ki and Captain wortshire from this business*
*Walks up and places a medallion on the Kin-ki.*
How nice, a parting gift.
In a way.
*Brings in a firstaid kit*
Quote from: Kolman on December 02, 2020, 05:03:59 PM
*banishes Kin-Ki and Captain wortshire from this business*
What did Wortshire do?
*Brings Captain Wortshire back into the topic*
*Sits up* Oooooow!
*Returns and administers firstaid to Scott*
*Tries to push the firstaid out if the way* I'm fine!
*Gets pushed over, and half way across the room* ...Ouch....
*Was to weak for that*
*It happened, never the less, most likely because of adrenaline *
(No)
*Stubbles up, and gathers her healing supplies*
I'm sorry.. I was just trying to help you..
*Disappears in to a back room*
*The Kin-ki vanishes with a chime.*
*WALTZES INTO THE DINER WITH VERDIE'S ICE BOOTS* :giggle:
Oh, those old things? What'd I sell 'em for, eight dollars?
$7.50 if memory serves
Ah, thanks.
I had to pay three bucks in taxes on those things...
Nice profile pic, Verdie!
Far better than the bloodthirsty little beast.
Thanks! I figured I'd choose an owl this time 'round.
Ummmm.. that's an owl?
I'm not really sure, but his character runs a train that he calls the Owl Express, and the majority of his passengers are owls.
He might be something different, but the context of the area where his character is found makes me sure he's some sort of bird. Maybe a great horned owl?
What's it from?
A video game called "A Hat In Time".
More specifically the chapter called "Battle of the Birds."
Mm, and I'm his arch nemesis, DJ Grooves (or at least my current avatar is, lol)
Question. When you played that chapter, which of the two did you fight?
You know, I haven't actually beaten A Hat in Time yet and I haven't finished their world. I'd stopped part way through to do some stuff on some of the other planets. I really need to get around to finishing that >_>
Oh.
Spoilers.
Well, I already figured that depending on which one won, there'd be two different boss fights :giggle:
True, but still. :laugh:
I tried as best as I could to complete the worlds in order.
See, I was doing that, but then I'd keep hitting road blocks where I'd need a specific ability to continue, and so that told me that it didn't necessarily matter what order you do stuff in. So I was just like "Eh, whatevs" lol
Fair enough. It's such a fun game.
*Is hiding in the broom closet *
*Though really it should be called the broom and Lass closet now.*
(What a shame it probably doesn't lead to Narnia or something (it isn't a wardrobe, after all))
There are other ways to get into Narnia, hey? Have you read The Silver Chair? 8D
Thatt one isn't a broom closet either.
It's not a wardrobe either, hey? ^-^
A wardrobe is the most well known and most similar to a broom closet. And saying 'it's not a ring and pond, a wardrobe, the edge of the world, a train (station or crash), blown by magic lion, school gate or painting' just doesn't sound as good and takes a lot longer.
*Pats Bookie's head and knocks on Lass' broom closet*
*pre-dodges*
*peeks through the lock hole*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 14, 2020, 04:38:23 PM
*Though really it should be called the broom and Lass closet now.*
(😂)
*A goodbeast walks into the diner and stands at the counter, grinning slightly. Something about this rodent seems off. A ghostly sort of haze gathers about him, and a glowing line seems to cut him in half.*
Barkeep, may I do so well as to inquire about a person?
A portal opens up as a figure walks in followed by a crabby-looking droid
Well, well, what have we here?
The droid starts beeping and whirring
CB-1, mind your tongue
Quote from: Verdauga on January 03, 2021, 01:53:49 PM
*A goodbeast walks into the diner and stands at the counter, grinning slightly. Something about this rodent seems off. A ghostly sort of haze gathers about him, and a glowing line seems to cut him in half.*
Barkeep, may I do so well as to inquire about a person?
Sure. What's up? *puts a tankard of gingerbeer down on the counter*
/me nods and picks up the tankard*
Thank ye, madam.
*He takes a swig*
It's a little peculiar, really. I'm... well, I'm looking for the beast who killed me. And I think I've found him, but he seems to have disappeared.
Oh dear. *begins sweeping the floor* What does he look like?
*Comes in and throws a blanket over Thomas.*
*The blanket falls in a heap to the ground.*
Oh. Where did he go?
. . . Away. . ?
Ah.
To clarify, the above posts were in regards to something I was planning before that plan got overturned.
Oh. What overturned it?
Being appointed local operator, mostly.
Ah, see. *continues sweeping floor*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 03, 2021, 08:52:06 PM
/me nods and picks up the tankard*
Thank ye, madam.
*He takes a swig*
It's a little peculiar, really. I'm... well, I'm looking for the beast who killed me. And I think I've found him, but he seems to have disappeared.
So... the possessor of Thomasbane?
I know where he is! He betrayed us!
Quote from: Verdauga on January 23, 2021, 03:42:46 AM
Being appointed local operator, mostly.
Verdie, you can still do it... The other mods still goof around with us- when they have the time...The cellars is still a place for fun, and you can still let yourself enjoy it..
Quote from: Verdauga on January 23, 2021, 03:42:46 AM
Being appointed local operator, mostly.
Gotta second what Lass said. Don't let the position stifle your sense of fun, you'll experience burn out in two weeks like that.
That said, what are the drink options around here?
Uh-oh, I'm reaching that deadline :laugh:
Seriously though, thanks for that. But I do have fun; Being appointed to the staff team in no wise mitigated that. I just turned from that idea to others. :)
*Ahem* The drink options? Hmm, probably your run-of-the-mill sodas (excluding rot beer), floats, smoothies and milkshakes, juices, various berry cordial, and of course, the most powerful of them all...
Spoiler
Would ya like a glass of water?
Yes.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 23, 2021, 03:06:33 AM
*Comes in and throws a blanket over Thomas.*
*The blanket falls in a heap to the ground.*
That blanket is the real Thomasbane.
Really?! D:
Quote from: Verdauga on January 24, 2021, 02:51:47 AM
Uh-oh, I'm reaching that deadline :laugh:
Seriously though, thanks for that. But I do have fun; Being appointed to the staff team in no wise mitigated that. I just turned from that idea to others. :)
*Leaves her hiding closet to give Verdie a hug*
Good, I'm glad you're still having fun, but I was really interested in that plot..
Quote from: lass of something much on January 24, 2021, 05:34:06 AM
*Leaves her hiding closet to give Verdie a hug*
Good, I'm glad you're still having fun, but I was really interested in that plot..
*Lass trips on her way face first onto the floor*
*Catches Lass*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 24, 2021, 07:18:52 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 24, 2021, 05:34:06 AM
*Leaves her hiding closet to give Verdie a hug*
Good, I'm glad you're still having fun, but I was really interested in that plot..
*Lass trips on her way face first onto the floor*
Why do you hate me so much...You know what, don't answer that.. I don't need mmy self confidence to get any lower right now.
*Misses Jinx's face*
Who's Jinx?..
(The guy who I switchng up yer posts)
Oh...So it's not just Wortshire hating me?
(*Shrugs*)
Ah, so a mixture of both..
*Trips while trying to send five icicles into Jinx's spine*
*fails to kill Jinx*
YOU'RE MESSING MY FLOOR.
THE FLOOR BELONGS TO EVERYONE!!!!!
No. It. Doesn't. It's MINE.
Ooooooofficially, it's Kolman's.
*Looks around* Where is Kolman?
I have no idea. I've spent the entire weekend looking for him.
The floor isn't the important part, really. SHE PUT ICE ON IT. IT'S GOING TO MELT AND THE BROOM WILL GET WET AND IT WILL BE TERRIBLE. *has an emotional breakdown and starts sobbing*
*Hugs Teer, picks her up and carries her over to the breakroom.*
*Walks back and mops up the ice and water.*
Fancy.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 25, 2021, 01:47:31 AM
*kill Jinx*
(Except, how do you kill something that is already dead?)
Quote from: Verdauga on January 25, 2021, 01:54:51 AM
*Punches Teer in the shoulder, picks her up and carries her over to the breakroom.*
*Walks back and pours more ice and water.*
HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING, VERDAUGA!?!?!?!
Jinx leaves through boredom
Hey, Kolman!
*Goes back to her hidy closest*
*continues sobbing*
*Finishes sweeping the floor and puts the broom in the Lass closet.*
*Makes peppermint tea for Teer.*
*The broom and lass closet*
*Resides.*
So how is everyone doing?
Good. You?
well I am good most of the time.