You didn't listen. They
told you
not to go into the Cellars, particularly by yourself.
But you did not listen. You walked down the stairs, and found yourself in The Cellars. You thought you heard a noise in the far back, and you went to investigate. The further you got the darker it got. Yet you continued...continued, continued until you had gotten to a place almost pitch-dark. And in that dark, eerie, strangely cold and suddenly-chilly place in The Cellars, you took one more step...
And the floor moves out from right under you and you go falling, falling, falling down a deep, deep, deep seemingly endless chasm.........Until finally it deposited you into a small cavern-like space. The hole from whence you came is recovered as the floor moves back into place with a loud ghostly and ghastly haunting laughter, sealing you forever in the cavern. Looking about, you see a very dimly-lit (with small, almost burned-out candles) passage leading away from the chamber. Your only choice is to go into it, but you are sealed forever...in
The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars...........................***
Zae, Ah zought Ah vid ztart a topic viz it bein' at
Av Hallows' Eve. Only zree zimple rules:
1. Ye 'ave tae gae intae
Ze Labyrinth. Ye can keep togezer or gae off on yer ovn.
2. Ze Labyrinth iz never-endin' und naybeazt can e'er ezcape it.
3. Zere are...
zingz in Ze Labyrinth. Zpooky zin'z. Creepy zin'z. Zcary zin'z. Creepin', cravlin', ztalkin', zteppin' zlovly und quietly az vell az viz much noize aboot Ze Labyrinth. Enjoy!
___________________________________________________________________________________
*Ztartz intae Ze Labyrinth*
/me walks into the Labyrinth
So HIAG, I hope you won't be getting to thin on our journey through here! Need to keep you nice and plump!
/me stares at Delthion as he follows the passage.
What are you talking about?
Whatever could you mean? :)
/me shakes his head and mutters darkly.
One day your cannibalistic tendencies will get you into trouble.
/me turns to HiAG
I've just had a thought. Is it possible that the labyrinth is booby-trapped? Or might there be secret passages?
/me pokes her head into the Labyrinth and steps in nervously
Sooo... can we die in here, or are we literally doomed to walk this Labyrinth forever, no matter what happens? 'Cause if we die, then technically we've actually escaped.
I can always eat you if necessary. :)
Yeah, no thanks, I'm good.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on October 31, 2018, 03:28:58 AM
/me turns to HiAG
I've just had a thought. Is it possible that the labyrinth is booby-trapped? Or might there be secret passages?
Aye und Aye.
Quote from: Lady Amber on November 01, 2018, 12:20:13 AM
/me pokes her head into the Labyrinth and steps in nervously
Sooo... can we die in here, or are we literally doomed to walk this Labyrinth forever, no matter what happens? 'Cause if we die, then technically we've actually escaped.
Aye, ye can die in 'ere...Und zen ye come back intae ze ztartin' chamber again. Yer original body 'ove'er- Zat remainz vhere it iz. *Pointz tae a zkeleton hangin' on ze vall by 'iz neck* Loike zat fellov.
*Sneaks behind everyone
A troll is never lost underground.
Also. . . *Looks around.*
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bd/e1/55/bde1556159080a5e97ea6515f2d7fbf6.jpg)
/me is petrified and considers barfing*
Stone can't barf.
(http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/v22vodart/9355/p9355_v_v8_ae.jpg)
Mm. Muppets.
Tasty.
Ach...
What?
They're not Muppets. They're Creatures.
They are a type of muppet.
Liesssss.
Jim Henson opened the Creature Shop to differentiate them from Muppets. C:-)
Why do you know that? XD
*Ze zound o' zomezin' groanin' und draggin' chainz echoez aboot ze vallz*
Sounds like some poor creature is held prisoner down here. Let's find it
No! Let's put HIAG with it, he got us stuck down here.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 13, 2018, 11:07:48 PM
Sounds like some poor creature is held prisoner down here. Let's find it
I concur, but I'm hungry. Let's find it, then eat it! ;D
Let's find it first, then decide. We'll toss a coin or something.
Eh, I guess that'll work.
I vote we eat the coin, then find it, then eat it, too.
And Del will agree.
Now there's a statement that I can agree with!
Hwhat.
So we're settled.
We need to toss the coin first, then eat the coin.
We'll toss it after it's been eaten.
Ah, so we'll toss the person whose stomach the coin is in.
Quite!
Good luck tossing me. *Eats coin.*
/me tosses Skarzs, then eats him.
My head is up.
Heads I win! Tails you lose! ;D
Let me out.
Okay, now on to eat the monster.
.... Oh, wait.
You already did.
I'm not a monster I'm a troll. How racist is that? I'm offended. I'm going to get up in arms about this outrage. #justicefortrolls #squishthem #ihatehashtags #don'ttakemetooseriously
Wow, there's a rumbly in my tumbly!
There's a labyrinth in here.
*A fiendizh ghoul appearz from a pazzage tae ze left, draggin' a chain zlovly behind 'im...'e iz mizzin' 'iz 'ead, zhortly aftervardz 'iz 'ead rollz up right bezoide 'im from ze zame pazzage, continuin' tae groan; ze 'eadlezz ghoul body pickz up 'iz 'ead und zrovz it at ze group*
/me catches the head in mouth and eats it promptly.
Thank you sah!
*The head drops on me from Delthion's stomach.* Agh! Why?
Oh, sorry about that forgot you were down there too!
*Pops out of Del's stomach holding a sign that says "Trolls are Giants. Not monsters. Ask Rusvul."*
/me barfs on the fiendish ghoul*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 18, 2018, 05:40:23 PM
*Pops out of Del's stomach holding a sign that says "Trolls are Giants. Not monsters. Ask Rusvul."*
They're giant monsters!
*Ze ghoul body tiez Russa up viz ze chain, zen putz it up on ze vall...viz Russa*
/me watches, then examines the finished product.
I like it. It defines an entirely new style in interior decoration!
Oh for season's sake, I'll get her down. *Pulls down the bag with Russa.*
Quote from: Delthion on November 18, 2018, 10:18:06 PM
They're giant monsters!
=^= I'm watching your every word.
But can you find them?
how about now?
How about now?
If you can't tell, this isn't cooperating. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on November 22, 2018, 05:01:26 AM
But can you find them?
........................how about now?
Yes.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 22, 2018, 04:27:32 AM
Oh for season's sake, I'll get her down. *Pulls down the bag with Russa.*
Thank you, sir. *Hands Skarzs a peanut butter sandwich* This is all I have. Please take it as payment.
*Puts Russa back up.*
Oh well. *Eats a peanut butter sandwich*
*Zree Gremlins run pazt und zteal ze Peanut Butter Zandvich*
/me eats the Gremlins before they can escape. Throws the peanut butter sandwich away.
Very glad that they came around, I was fairly famished!
You're weird.
You know what's really weird though? The word weird. "I" before "E" except after C, in things that are like weigh, and weird apparently. ;D
*Shoves a peanut butter and jalapeno jelly sandwich into Delthion's mouth.*
Englizh rulez o' grammar are definitive. Ze Englizh language iz frequently inaccurate.
REVIVE!
*Brings a Rope in so i know how to get out* WOOOW its a labyrinth *gasp*
Much terror.
Such scare.
Wow....
Labyrinth... Labyrinth... Surely there's food in the labyrinth?
I brought some food with me. I don't think there's anything down here that's edible, unless you want to eat monsters. What do you like on your sandwhichs? *lights torch from the flickering candles and begins to go down the corridor* This architecture is amazing! Look at the writing on the walls. I think it's Japanese.
@Jukka the Sling, can you please translate?
OOh!! What if it's Runic English (it's actually Old-German, but still... I suppose it could be Gaaelic Runes...?)
*Suddenly, everybeast hears screaming coming from... somewhere. With the crunching, grinding sound of stone moving against stone, a hole opens in the ceiling. Kade falls through and lands face first with a wet thud.*
Ow
*His painful moan is cut short as a pile of shiny red apples follow him and bury his prone figure underneath, cutting him off from the outside world. Stone scrapes against stone as the dark opening above closes once more, leaving those who had witnessed it to wonder if the gaping passage had ever actually been there in the first place. Kade wriggles feebly under the apples, calling out in a muffled tone*
Hello? Anyone out there?
'Sup?
*Takes apple.
Yeah, we're here. (unfortunately) *eats apples and helps Kade to his feet* You had a pretty dramatic arrival. Did you forget your parachute?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 01, 2019, 12:50:48 PM
OOh!! What if it's Runic English (it's actually Old-German, but still... I suppose it could be Gaaelic Runes...?)
No, I'm pretty sure it's Japanese. I'd be able to read ancient runes. What do you think, Kade?
*Also takes an apple* Ooh! What if it's a map or something?
That's quite possible. Should we follow the pattern it makes and find out?
YES!
A map tae vhere, zough?
To the middle of the labyrinth. Obviously.
Not necessarily. It might lead somewhere else entirely. (Would a never ending labyrinth have a middle? If it did, I think we would have arrived in the middle)
*fills remaining space in backpack with apples* Okay, I'm ready. If we get lost, we can just kill ourselves and we'll return to this cavern. Let's go. *leads the way down corridor, holding torch high to illuminate the shadows*
*Kade quickly stuffs his pockets full of apples before hurrying after Teer, not wanting to be left behind in the encroaching darkness.*
Wait, if we die, we end up back there? Like, in the same way we originally arrived?
*He begins rubbing his face that he had so gracefully landed upon but just a few moments ago.*
I'd rather not take a fall like that again, I think my face got rearranged during the landing. Does... does it look ok?
No, I don't think we fall back into the cavern. We just... appear back where we started. I guess you could make it as dramatic as you like but it doesn't have to involve any special details or moves.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 02, 2019, 05:18:04 AM
I'd rather not take a fall like that again, I think my face got rearranged during the landing. Does... does it look ok?
No one tell him.
Guys, you're overreacting. All we need to do is knock some holes in the walls and we'll have some hallways between the sections. We also won't have to worry about running out of room to live in because it's never-ending! It's a troll's dream.
*Suddenly, everyone hears the sounds of somebeast screaming, followed by the shape of an otter flying down the passage toward them. Sebias comes running up, covering his eyes with his hands and crashes into Teer, who then crashes into Kade, Verdauga, and Skarzs.*
Ow! *Rubs head* Hey! What are you guys doing down here? I've been here for five weeks already, still trying to find the way out! By the way, if you're ever hungry, there are some of these bats that taste...okay. Ahem, anyway, soooo did you guys bring any supplies with you?
*Catches sight of the apples. Gives a shriek of delight and starts tearing the apples to shreds with my bare teeth* Mmm, this is -*Chews, swallows*- very good! *Gulp* Much better that bats!
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 02, 2019, 03:27:23 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 02, 2019, 05:18:04 AM
I'd rather not take a fall like that again, I think my face got rearranged during the landing. Does... does it look ok?
No one tell him.
Guys, you're overreacting. All we need to do is knock some holes in the walls and we'll have some hallways between the sections. We also won't have to worry about running out of room to live in because it's never-ending! It's a troll's dream.
Wait a minute. If we break out all the walls, we could break out the trapdoors in the ceiling and use the rubble to climb out!
*squints at Japanese writing*
Well, that hiragana character reads 'ba'... and that one reads 'ka'... okay, I think whoever made this labyrinth is calling us idiots.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 02, 2019, 06:11:01 PM
*squints at Japanese writing*
Well, that hiragana character reads 'ba'... and that one reads 'ka'... okay, I think whoever made this labyrinth is calling us idiots.
......I liked it better when I didn't know.
^Lol.
What's wrong with eating bats? What's wrong with staying here? Am I the only one that likes this place?!
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with this place; however, if we establish a means of escape, we can come and go as we please.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 02, 2019, 06:26:57 PM
^Lol.
What's wrong with eating bats? What's wrong with staying here? Am I the only one that likes this place?!
Well...you haven't met the dragon yet, have you?
No, but I would like to.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 03, 2019, 12:50:40 AM
No, but I would like to.
*Points to the tunnel behind me* Take two lefts, followed by three rights, then go in a circle twice. Then, stomp on the ground while flapping your arms like a bird. Start screaming like celery until you see white blueberries dancing in front of you. Take two more lefts, and then.... You have a 1.24% chance at seeing the dragon.
Better idea, I wait patiently for it to get hungry and come to eat all you squishy morsels.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 03, 2019, 02:48:09 AM
Better idea, I wait patiently for it to get hungry and come to eat all you squishy morsels.
Oh no you don't, if that happens I'll make sure you're one of those "squishy morsels". Anyways, we might as well start looking for a way out, right? I'm really not even sure how I got here in the first place.
*Kade leans against the wall with a sigh. As he does so, a faint click sounds and the wall section he's in contact with slides away effortlessly. His support gone, Kade crashes into a heap face up in the newly revealed passageway. On the ceiling above him, he can make out more symbols looking exactly like what Jukka had been deciphering.*
Ok, first, ow. Second, found a hidden tunnel. Third, I think someone is calling me an idiot
Cave troll, remember? You all would taste better, and be easier to chew.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 02, 2019, 06:11:01 PM
*squints at Japanese writing*
Well, that hiragana character reads 'ba'... and that one reads 'ka'... okay, I think whoever made this labyrinth is calling us idiots.
Cool! Some ancient Japanese person could tell the future and decided to write it on these walls. He was accurate too!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 03, 2019, 12:45:57 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 02, 2019, 06:26:57 PM
^Lol.
What's wrong with eating bats? What's wrong with staying here? Am I the only one that likes this place?!
Well...you haven't met the dragon yet, have you?
Look no further! I'm a reptile that breaths fire and knows how to fly. I'm effectively the Maori version of a dragon. What's wrong with dragons anyway? Are you implying an insult? *looks Sebias in the eye*
*Sharpens Thomasbane*
So am I the only one thinking about going up?
*Teleports in* what the heck? this isn't area 51...
Nah. It's Area 81. Parts of the "8" wore off, though.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 03, 2019, 07:16:11 PM
*Sharpens Thomasbane*
So am I the only one thinking about going up?
Such a thing is impossible. Besides, we haven't even explored properly yet.
How do we know it's impossible? we haven't tried, and we entered from that way anyway, so if anything, it's the way to go.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 03, 2019, 08:27:03 AM
Are you implying an insult? *looks Sebias in the eye*
::)
Quote from: Verdauga on November 03, 2019, 09:23:38 PM
How do we know it's impossible? we haven't tried, and we entered from that way anyway, so if anything, it's the way to go.
That's...a very good idea actually. Anyone got a ladder?
................................ah. No. I don't suppose they would leave those for us, would they?
I guess not. *Sits down and taps head thoughtfully* Think, think, think. I have a rumbly in my tumbly...
Just like.....what that thing that you do, where you don't eat for a week? Or ten days?
Yes... *Looks around for some bats*
Have some cave potatoes.
(https://www.hypothetical-bias.net/.a/6a00d83451bd4869e2017ee7fb17a0970d-800wi)
I think my palate is a little too ..... refined, to eat that. Sorry.
*Hands Skarzs and Sebias some apples.*
So everyone likes my apples, but not this secret passage I found? It could lead to ANYTHING!
Well, there is one thing it apparently can't lead to : a way out. I will grant that I have as yet not found any passages, secret or exposed, so I will congratulate you on your helpful, if accidental achievement.
*Applauds Kade.*
Now, let us explore.....
Quote from: Verdauga on November 03, 2019, 09:23:38 PM
How do we know it's impossible? we haven't tried, and we entered from that way anyway, so if anything, it's the way to go.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 31, 2018, 01:41:22 AM
2. Ze Labyrinth iz never-endin' und naybeazt can e'er ezcape it.
Let's go into
Ze Layrinth. *leads the way down the secret passageway Kade found*
How could we break through the floor above us to get out.....?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 03, 2019, 11:10:05 PM
*Hands Skarzs and Sebias some apples.*
Why thank you. *Bites into apple* *Starts walking around*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 04, 2019, 01:38:48 PM
How could we break through the floor above us to get out.....?
We have a cave troll.
Skarzs, kindly get us out.
Up, Skarzs, up! *Points to the ceiling*
*Digs further down.*
@The Skarzs if you get us out, you can have this cave
all to yourself. For now, though, you're stuck with us.
I believe his digging abilities say otherwise.
Make some stairs with all this stone I'm digging up.
*Starts making pyramid using the debris.*
*Climbs to the top of the ever-growning-pile* A little higher guys! *Bounces up and down, then trips and splats face first onto the floor*
...
...
......
Ok, well, you all keep building your pyramid or whatever, but I'm going with Teer to investigate this tunnel. Anybeast else coming with?
*Adds a couple more rocks to the pyramid.*
I'm apparently the only responsible one here.....*mutter.*mutter*
*calls back* No, you're one of the crazy ones round here. Disobeying thread rules is always fruitless. *continues down tunnel*
Well, I mean, being at the bottom of the Cellars doesn't leave much to climb up to.
*Finally reaches the ceiling, or technically the floor of the Cellars.*
Hey! We're here! Now we just need something to break through this brick floor!
*finds self at what looks like a dead end* Hmm, what's that swishing sound? *turns to the right and finds an enormous water slide* Oooh, should I go down it?
*Gives an echoing call.*
If there's a sledgehammer at the bottom, yes!
*peers down water slide* I don't think there's a sledgehammer at the bottom. Besides, if I go down, I wont have any way of getting back up again.
*Calls down to Shisteer.*
If you can't get back up, don't go!!
Once you've hit rock bottom, start using a jackhammer.
*Dives past Teer and down the water slide, disappearing into the darkness* WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 06, 2019, 02:10:34 PM
Once you've hit rock bottom, start using a jackhammer.
Can we hit rock bottom? If it's never-ending, It might go down for miles.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 06, 2019, 02:42:09 PM
*Dives past Teer and down the water slide, disappearing into the darkness* WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Mutters under breath.*
Why did he have to make it sound fun?
Because if your life is going downhill fast, you should make it a fun ride.
Fair enough.
*Creepy Clovnz valk up from a pazzage, viz VERY zharp teeth*
*follows Kade down water slide* Gold!
*Kade eventually reaches the bottom of the water slide*
WOOOOOOOooooo- oh, it's through. Huh.
*As he gets up, soaking wet, he notices a single gold coin laying inconspicuously on the ground in the middle of a large cavern that the water slide had dumped him into. The gold piece noiselessly calls out to him and he scampers over excitedly.*
SHINY!
*Kade picks it up without a second thought, and a low rumbling fills the cavern.*
Shiny?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 07, 2019, 02:55:46 AM
*Creepy Clovnz valk up from a pazzage, viz VERY zharp teeth*
Oh dear. I'm
soooo scared.
*pulls
Thomasbane out of its sleeve just as the labyrinth starts rumbling*
Uhhh, what's going ooOON!!
*Falls off the pyramid stairs.*
Are we in Indiana jones?
Nope. We're in Redwall One-eye.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 07, 2019, 02:55:46 AM
*Creepy Clovnz valk up from a pazzage, viz VERY zharp teeth*
*Summons Mjolnir*
*Advances toward the clowns, brandishing Thomasbane.*
*Hides behind Verdauga**Covers Verdauga's back with Mjornir at ready*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2019, 09:42:08 PM
*Hides behind Verdauga**Covers Verdauga's back with Mjornir at ready*
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
*Destroys the clowns using the cleaver.*
mooahahaha.
*Throws Mjornir, scattering whatever clowns are left*
MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2019, 09:56:25 PM
*Throws Mjornir, scattering whatever clowns are left*
MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
*Is struck--not with the hammer, but with realization of the fact that Sebias can wield it*
-_- Hmm... *Begins to swing Mjornir in Verdauga general direction...(By accident of course)*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 07, 2019, 10:00:02 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2019, 09:56:25 PM
*Throws Mjornir, scattering whatever clowns are left*
MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
*Is struck--not with the hammer, but with realization of the fact that Sebias can wield it*
*sends magical images to his compatriots above, looking something like this....*
(http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/ELwR1VtVE0Q8w/giphy.gif)
Lol :laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2019, 10:20:12 PM
Lol :laugh:
WAITYou've got a hammer! We're saved!!
*Grabs Mjolnir mid-swing and carries it up the stair-pyramid.*
*lands at the bottom of waterslide just as the floor cracks open, splitting all the way to where Verdauga is swinging the hammer* I don't think this is a good idea. *pyramid crumbles and everyone falls down, into the small room that Kade and I are already occupying* Hello. It took you guys a while to catch up. You should have just come down the waterslide. It would have been a lot less painful. *leads the way down another interesting looking tunnel*
*Kade turns as everyone suddenly appears.* Look! I found shiny gold! *He holds up the single gold piece triumphantly, and then promptly eats it.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2019, 09:56:25 PM
*Throws Mjornir, scattering whatever clowns are left*
MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
*Ticked off because I missed the battle*
I'm just gonna call victory....
*Breaks through the Cellar floor.*
Now that we have a way out....
*Enters the tunnel Skarzs dug.*
You would dare enter a troll cave?
Hey look, I found another water slide! *slides down* Gold!
Well?
I tried finding the pic of Gru saying that but couldn't come up with anything.
In any case, yes, I dare. Apparently.
Mm.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 08, 2019, 05:01:03 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2019, 09:56:25 PM
*Throws Mjornir, scattering whatever clowns are left*
MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
*Ticked off because I missed the battle*
*Pats One-Eye on the head* Don't worry, there's a dragon down here...somewhere...
*Summons Mjornir* A-hem, where to go, where to go?...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 09, 2019, 06:42:06 AM
Hey look, I found another water slide! *slides down* Gold!
Hmm... Interesting... How much gold?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 08, 2019, 07:28:06 PM
I'm just gonna call victory....
*Breaks through the Cellar floor.*
Now that we have a way out....
*Enters the tunnel Skarzs dug.*
*But actually vot Verdauga breakz trough iz juzt intae anozer pazzage vhich iz ztill part o'
Ze Labyrinth, und iz by nay meanz anyvhere cloze tae being a vay oot*
Remember,
naybeazt can e'er ezcape. Nae by cloimbin', und nae by dyin' eizer.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 10, 2019, 01:52:44 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 08, 2019, 05:01:03 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2019, 09:56:25 PM
*Throws Mjornir, scattering whatever clowns are left*
MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
*Ticked off because I missed the battle*
*Pats One-Eye on the head* Don't worry, there's a dragon down here...somewhere...
*Summons Mjornir* A-hem, where to go, where to go?... Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 09, 2019, 06:42:06 AM
Hey look, I found another water slide! *slides down* Gold!
Hmm... Interesting... How much gold?
For a start, keep your paws, and weapons, off the dragon or you'll have ME to deal with. *glares menacingly at Sebias*
*lands at the bottom of water slide and looks around* Heaps of gold! My suspicions were confirmed.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 10, 2019, 03:41:14 AM
*But actually vot Verdauga breakz trough iz juzt intae anozer pazzage vhich iz ztill part o' Ze Labyrinth, und iz by nay meanz anyvhere cloze tae being a vay oot*
Remember, naybeazt can e'er ezcape. Nae by cloimbin', und nae by dyin' eizer.
What about changing topics? ;)
Or leaving the forum.
Ahhh, the powers of RL.
Fear it.
I honestly don't know what you have against this place. It has water slides, gold, rocks, cool Japanese writing telling us we're idiots and, if we keep looking, I wouldn't be surprised if we found a treehouse.
We want out! I left my C96 in the other place, so I need to go get it!
*Upon hearing of another waterslide, immediately takes a flying leap down it. Unfortunately, in his excitement Kade misses the slide entirely and plummets downward through the air. A large pile of gold breaks his fall, and maybe a few bones. After disappearing into the gold for a moment, his head pops up at the top of the pile.*
This is some good gold!
*He then proceeds to start eating it.*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 11, 2019, 02:34:54 PM
We want out! I left my C96 in the other place, so I need to go get it!
Would you like a 9mm export?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 10, 2019, 06:22:30 AM
*glares menacingly at Sebias*
*Falls over dead dramatically with terror*
...
...
*Sits back up* Hold it... Did you say
lots of gold? *Gives a whoop of
greed joy, and jumps onto the slide* WOOOHOOO!!! MY PRESIOUS!!! (Let's hope there is no lava at the bottom of this slide :P)
*Continues eating gold pieces, making a noticeable impact on the size of the gold pile.*
*Falls through a hole and has no idea what this labyrinth place is... unless it's The Labyrinth, with a lack of blue cookies*
Dam.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 06:56:31 PM
*Continues eating gold pieces, making a noticeable impact on the size of the gold pile.*
MY GOLD!!! What on earth are you doing, Kade? *Begins to pocket as much gold as possible*
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 07:01:45 PM
*Falls through a hole and has no idea what this labyrinth place is... unless it's The Labyrinth, with a lack of blue cookies*
Welcome!
You can only escape by changing topics.
It need only be temporary.
Ah... In that case then, true.
In any case, where were we?
*Grabs a torch and walks down a passage connecting with Skarzs' tunnel.*
*Climbs up slide with my pockets full of gold and follows Verdauga* So where are we going again?
We are searching for a martial treasure... weaponry so efficient and powerful, it was stored where few could reach and none can return from.... engines of destruction whose designs, designers, and names, have been struck from history....
Ooh! But why are we looking for it? What's our reason? Where do we fit in the plot of the history of the world? We are the good guys, right? Are we there yet? My elbow is twitching... is that normal? Are we there yet now?
Because. Because. Late. Yes. No. For you. No.
Ah... Oh. I see. Hmm. Okay.
Are we there yet now? *Looks left and right* Why is the tunnel glowing up ahead like fire?
It's a barrier, meaning we are getting close.
(Part of me wants to turn this into an RP. ^-^)
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 07:44:31 PM
It's a barrier, meaning we are getting close.
(Part of me wants to turn this into an RP. ^-^)
(That's actually a really good idea! You should start one!)
Hmm... *Readies hammer* Are we there yet?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 07:39:15 PM
Because. Because. Late. Yes. No. For you. No.
Wizards are never late, nor are they early. They always arrive precisely when they mean to!
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 07:39:15 PM
Because. Because. Late. Yes. No. For you. No.
Wizards are never late, nor are they early. They always arrive precisely when they mean to!
What
Gandalf she said. ^^^
That's it. I might turn this into an RP so I'll turn back for now.
Ooh! *Is excited about a new RP*
Anyway, I guess I'll join you. *Walks back to the others* I wonder what they've been up to while we were gone.
It'll take me a bit to figure out the plot (I'll actually need a reason to be looking for them) but I think I can tie this in with some other ideas I've had for an RP.
So...*Walks back into main cavern* how are you guys doing?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 07:57:01 PM
So...*Walks back into main cavern* how are you guys doing?
*Shrugs* I don't know. Looking at each other in a companionable silence?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 11, 2019, 07:58:07 PM
*Shrugs* I don't know. Looking at each other in a companionable silence?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
And then there's me, who's randomly pacing, having no idea what's going on.
Well, at least you can speak. :P
So...what do we do now? Start a fire with...no wood, matches, or kindling...
Brisingr!
Done.
You would still need the wood to burn.
Seriously? You want me to look up how to make a werelight?
Hmm... Anyone like to donate anything that we can burn?
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 08:06:37 PM
Seriously? You want me to look up how to make a werelight?
...... what?
Don't complain about a magic system you don't understand.
Besides, you don't need something to burn, if I remember correctly.
Brizingr is just a fire spell. Laws of physics dictate that unless it is being sustained by magic, it needs something to burn.
Actually...
Have you even read the Inheritance Cycle?
No.
So you don't fully understand the magic system. And before you say you've watched the film (if you have), the film is absolutely terrible.
I'm not going to claim that I know the magic system. But magic, as a rule, can only suspend laws of physics; it can't outright defy them.
*Watches* :o
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 08:23:43 PM
I'm not going to claim that I know the magic system. But magic, as a rule, can only suspend laws of physics; it can't outright defy them.
I should have said negate , instead of defy.
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 08:21:19 PM
So you don't fully understand the magic system. And before you say you've watched the film (if you have), the film is absolutely terrible.
Geez, yeah, that movie is terrible. Brisingr isn't a spell, it's a word that for all intents and purposes
is fire. Magic in-universe is powered by the caster, it doesn't necessarily need any other fuel source. Of course, it would be a lot easier on the caster if there was something to actually light on fire, so they wouldn't have to keep burning their own energy to keep it going.
Hence my original question: what is a werelight?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 08:29:01 PM
Hence my original question: what is a werelight?
And once we figure out what that is, should we start a fire? *Shivers* I'm gettin' cold listening to ya'll debating. ;D
'It can be used in many different ways - lighting a lamp, as a weapon (e.g. a fireball), or as light itself (e.g. a werelight). It may even be used for cooking, as mentioned in Eldest.' That's à quote from the wiki.
So as long as I have enough energy, it works. And because I know about a certain thing, I shouldn't run out of energy if I don't mind something happening. And if I want, I can say 'Brisingr, iet tauthr'. Fire, follow me.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 07:57:01 PM
It'll take me a bit to figure out the plot (I'll actually need a reason to be looking for them) but I think I can tie this in with some other ideas I've had for an RP.
So...*Walks back into main cavern* how are you guys doing?
Hey, if you start an RP, I'll join in for sure :D
We're getting into spoiler territory here, so I won't explain why I won't run out of energy. Or I'll just get a witchlight, that should sort out the energy problem.
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 08:34:56 PM
We're getting into spoiler territory here, so I won't explain why I won't run out of energy. Or I'll just get a witchlight, that should sort out the energy problem.
*Checks Booklover for
Spoiler
dragon souls
*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 08:33:15 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2019, 07:57:01 PM
It'll take me a bit to figure out the plot (I'll actually need a reason to be looking for them) but I think I can tie this in with some other ideas I've had for an RP.
So...*Walks back into main cavern* how are you guys doing?
Hey, if you start an RP, I'll join in for sure :D
I hope he makes one. That'd be fun.
Right?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 08:36:07 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 08:34:56 PM
We're getting into spoiler territory here, so I won't explain why I won't run out of energy. Or I'll just get a witchlight, that should sort out the energy problem.
*Checks Booklover for Spoiler
dragon souls
Spoiler
Hearts more than souls. Or there's taking energy from the animals/plants around me (cough Verdauga cough).
*Starts rubbing two rocks together* Hey! I think I saw a spark!
Look, we sorted out the fire problem. There's now a ball of light following me everywhere (including other topics, look out for it), so you don't need to bother. And I've got a witchlight anyway.
Ah, okay. Now who has the hotdogs?
If we're still talking Inheritance, then I'll pass on the hotdogs.
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 08:39:14 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2019, 08:36:07 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 11, 2019, 08:34:56 PM
We're getting into spoiler territory here, so I won't explain why I won't run out of energy. Or I'll just get a witchlight, that should sort out the energy problem.
*Checks Booklover for Spoiler
dragon souls
Spoiler
Hearts more than souls. Or there's taking energy from the animals/plants around me (cough Verdauga cough).
Spoiler
Eh, I mean, the Eldunarí is called their "heart of hearts" for sure, but it's jewel like and contains their consciousness, which to me is more soul like. Besides, If there's anything that can be considered the heart of a heart, it'd be a soul (in my opinion). Also, the area under the Rock of Kuthian where a bunch of them were hidden was called the Vault of Souls, so.... :P
*Creates new body* This might work... *kills my old body* this might be a little morbid, but it works. *lights my old body on fire*
Yay, a fire!
*Holds nose*
This will seem irrelevant, but what colour are the inner depths of your soul?
Black/red.
The title indicates this should be at the bottom of the cellars.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 11, 2019, 08:51:07 PM
*Creates new body* This might work... *kills my old body* this might be a little morbid, but it works. *lights my old body on fire*
Yay, a fire!
Ah! What are you doing!? *Beats out the flames* *Pours water on One-Eye*
That was my old body, it was already dead. *Goes to light it again.*
Oh. But it'll stink, wouldn't it?
Spoiler
You could have let me take your energy before you died.
Don't light that fire! The labyrinth will fill with smoke and we'll all be choked to death!
I think that if I'm careful then the werelight or witchlight (Inheritance or TSC, basically) won't give off smoke.
*lights the fire and gets my gas mask* I love this mask.
*Puts on a gas mask* Are you my mummy?
No.
Are you my mummy?
*Finishes eating gold pile*
I don't feel good, I think imma just lay here for a bit....
*lays down tiredly*
Are you my mummy?
*attempts to answer, but only lets out a groan*
*Gas mask is fused to face*
*crawls out of hole in the wall* Hey guys, I found the emergency food supply.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 11, 2019, 09:01:34 PM
Oh. But it'll stink, wouldn't it?
Only if you don't like the smell of bacon.
Quote from: Tungro on November 11, 2019, 08:56:08 PM
The title indicates this should be at the bottom of the cellars.
Titles can be misleading.
Are you my mummy?
...No but I can be, for a large amount of money.
*Reaches out to touch Teer* Are you my mummy?
... On second thoughts, no.
*Makes gasmaky noises* Are you my mummy?
Is nobody excited about the emergency food supply? There's instant cheesecake.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 12, 2019, 09:32:01 AM
Is nobody excited about the emergency food supply? There's instant cheesecake.
Cheeeeesecaaaaaake *Starts dragging himself in the direction of cheesecake*
If it's instant it can't be that good.
It isn't necessarily bad though.
Is there coffee?
No. I drank it all. Arridi coffee with honey in is the best.
Ohhhhh......
*Aimlessly wanders the halls...*
Are you my mummy? *Snaps out of daze* *Pulls gas mask off*
*Eventually reaches cheesecake and begins eating a slice.* Dangit, why am I so fat?!
*ignores Jarky and secretly shares my secret stash of Arridi coffee with my fellow Ranger, Shisteer*
*Turns that pile of apples (remember?) into apple pie and shares it with the RRR*
Quote from: Booklover on November 12, 2019, 08:06:09 PM
*... secret stash of Arridi coffee...*
A-
HA!!!gimme some coffee.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 12, 2019, 08:07:03 PM
*Turns that pile of apples (remember?) into apple pie and shares it with the RRR*
*Sees this happen and flails miserably, still unable to get up.* Nooooo, my apples!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 12, 2019, 08:07:51 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 12, 2019, 08:06:09 PM
*... secret stash of Arridi coffee...*
A-HA!!!
gimme some coffee.
Ok. Here you go. *points to the coffee that isn't Arridi coffee*.
Also, about that pie: I did not make a pie for three reasons. One, because I do not have any pie ingredients. Two, because I don't actually. know how to make a pie. (Yay! I quoted it correctly this time!)
*Drinks coffee.*
I don't like coffee. I do like caffine though.
Quote from: Booklover on November 12, 2019, 08:06:09 PM
*ignores Jarky and secretly shares my secret stash of Arridi coffee with my fellow Ranger, Shisteer*
Thanks! *sips coffee* Mmmm! That's good coffee. (better than chocolat)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 13, 2019, 01:08:01 AM
I don't like coffee. I do like caffeine though.
Coffee and tea are the two healthiest ways to get caffeine. Just sayin'...
I personally inject it straight into my bloodstream.
Unfortunately, caffeine seems to do absolutely nothing for me.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 13, 2019, 05:21:32 PM
I personally inject it straight into my bloodstream.
Which doesn't make it sa-- How do you inject it into your bloodstream, you're a cave troll made out of rock!?!?
I've revealed too much of my biology already.
Can't reveal trade secrets huh?
More like troll secrets AMIRIGHT??
No, you're a person(?) who isn't affected by caffeine.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 06:40:44 PM
More like troll secrets AMIRIGHT??
*Points finger-guns at Kade.* Eyyyyyyyyy,
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 05:32:56 PM
Unfortunately, caffeine seems to do absolutely nothing for me.
Why is this unfortunate? It means you can have the delicious taste of coffee without being kept up all night.
*Continues aimlessly searching the labyrinth.*
I'm going to go visit my cousin now. Bye. *wanders off to find dragon*
Ummmmmm, Shisteer?
Yes?
I don't think your cousin's down here.
He is down here. Can you not hear him? He is making quite a bit of noise. (and the honourable judge Sebias also said he's here)
Well,.......fine......Have a safe trip.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 10:28:36 PM
I'm going to go visit my cousin now. Bye. *wanders off to find dragon*
Wait, your cousin is a dragon? Cool! Does... does that mean you're a dragon as well and I just never noticed?
She claims that she's a taniwha, which she claims is a dragon.
Does that carry over to this thread? I wasn't aware... that changes some things. Hmmm....
It's part of her forum persona.
Forum? What are you talking about? We're in the cellars, silly goose.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2019, 04:13:23 PM
Forum? What are you talking about? We're in the cellars, silly goose.
....Yeah, yeah we are.....
I googled Taniwha, and it seems to be a water monster of Maori legend. So, given Nidhwal are called 'cousins of the dragons' then other water reptile monster things could also be.
Narwal.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2019, 04:02:49 PM
Does that carry over to this thread? I wasn't aware... that changes some things. Hmmm....
These are the effects of not having a profile pic.
SHISTEER! Get a picture of a taniwha.
No, I meant Nidhwal. I just couldn't be bothered to put the accent to make it 100% correct and nïdhwal. Narwhals are different. Narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion 'cause they are so awesome.
Nïdhwal are from the Inheritance Cycle.
Narwals! Narwals! Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cause they are so awesome!
I knew it.
.....o-okay......???
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 14, 2019, 06:37:15 PM
I knew it.
;D :laugh: ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2019, 07:06:51 PM
.....o-okay......???
Youtube "Narwhals Song" I won't post a link since it isn't completely young'un friendly, buuuuuut
I don't think he can see YouTube videos. :P
Not on my computer. I'd just use my phone.
Ah, wasn't aware.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 10:28:36 PM
I'm going to go visit my cousin now. Bye. *wanders off to find dragon*
*Plays "How To Train Your Dragon" Music in the background* ;D
*Plays Dragonshore in the background.*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2019, 11:40:42 PM
*Plays Dragonshore in the background.*
Do you mean
Dragonshore by Clamavi De Profundis?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2019, 04:02:49 PM
Does that carry over to this thread? I wasn't aware... that changes some things. Hmmm....
Yeah, it carries over to this thread. (In case you're wondering, I'm not a taniwha in real life) Out of curiosity, what does 'that' change?
Quote from: Booklover on November 14, 2019, 05:07:48 PM
I googled Taniwha, and it seems to be a water monster of Maori legend. So, given Nidhwal are called 'cousins of the dragons' then other water reptile monster things could also be.
The word 'taniwha' just means monster. While it is true that the legends are of water monsters, it is not necessarily a given fact. I am not a taniwha moana. As mentioned in several other places, I breath fire and fly.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 14, 2019, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2019, 04:02:49 PM
Does that carry over to this thread? I wasn't aware... that changes some things. Hmmm....
These are the effects of not having a profile pic.
SHISTEER! Get a picture of a taniwha.
No.
Why not?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 15, 2019, 09:41:23 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2019, 04:02:49 PM
Does that carry over to this thread? I wasn't aware... that changes some things. Hmmm....
Yeah, it carries over to this thread. (In case you're wondering, I'm not a taniwha in real life) Out of curiosity, what does 'that' change?
You aren't? Dang!
Nothing bad, just means you're scalier and cooler than I was aware ;) Must be annoying being stuck down here though, since you can fly.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 14, 2019, 11:55:50 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2019, 11:40:42 PM
*Plays Dragonshore in the background.*
Do you mean Dragonshore by Clamavi De Profundis?
"We dwarves detest the sea,
We hate these dragons more!"
Yes I do.
Well (spoiler for the Inheritance Cycle)
Spoiler
Orik liked Saphira fine. After a while.
Spoiler
And they eventually will have Dwarf Riders.
But in The Hobbit and LotR, the dwarves definitely do hate the dragons.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 15, 2019, 10:51:41 AM
Why not?
Pictures don't allow enough room for imagination.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 15, 2019, 03:17:43 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 15, 2019, 09:41:23 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2019, 04:02:49 PM
Does that carry over to this thread? I wasn't aware... that changes some things. Hmmm....
Yeah, it carries over to this thread. (In case you're wondering, I'm not a taniwha in real life) Out of curiosity, what does 'that' change?
You aren't? Dang!
Nothing bad, just means you're scalier and cooler than I was aware ;) Must be annoying being stuck down here though, since you can fly.
Oh, okay. It's not that bad. Flying can get tiring if I do it too much anyway. I like the underground.
I will draw you a picture.
Okay, have fun.
And you will use it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 16, 2019, 08:05:18 AM
Oh, okay. It's not that bad. Flying can get tiring if I do it too much anyway. I like the underground.
Are you sure you don't mean 'oi loike ee unnerground'?
Oo arr, Miz 'Teer be a gurt winged moler, she'm be!
No, I always say precisely what I intend to say.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 16, 2019, 11:07:29 AM
And you will use it.
... no comment.
You will use it because you are a nice person. ^-^
...still no comment.
^-^ ^-^ ^-^
*hears thunderous roar coming from down the tunnel* I knew my cousin was in here somewhere. *roars back*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 17, 2019, 01:58:02 AM
No, I always say precisely what I intend to say.
Do you also always arrive precisely when you mean to?
Or might you be delayed?
Quote from: Booklover on November 17, 2019, 01:04:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 17, 2019, 01:58:02 AM
No, I always say precisely what I intend to say.
Do you also always arrive precisely when you mean to?
Unfortunately, no. I do when it's up to me to get there but, if I need to wait for younger sisters, I'm usually late.
Sounds fun. *Hears what sounds like the fluttering of leathery wings in the darkness.* Uh, anyone else hear that?
Quick! Let's duck into this obscenely dark and creepy hallway lined with skulls!
Oooh, me first.
Okay! Go!
*Tries to push the massive, near- invincible cave troll down the hallway.*
*Watches as they disappear down the obscenely dark and creepy hallway lined with skulls.* You, uh... you two ok?
*Pants for breath, not having moved Skarzs at all.*
Yeah....We.....We're fine....Just,.....gimme a second....here, to move.....Skarzs.
You're doing great. I have moved a bit, actually. But I can go by myself. ^-^ *Waddles into the hallway.* Coool, these skulls are real.
*Still standing at the entrance to the tunnel nervously.* Real? What kind of skulls are they?
All kinds. Like, all kinds.
*Hears wing beats in the darkness once more* I, uh... I think there's something in there with you....
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 19, 2019, 05:17:36 PM
You're doing great. I have moved a bit, actually. But I can go by myself. ^-^ *Waddles into the hallway.* Coool, these skulls are real.
They Are?! Cool! *Studies the skulls.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2019, 05:35:33 PM
*Hears wing beats in the darkness once more* I, uh... I think there's something in there with you....
I thought that was down that other hallway!
A bat. *Hits the bat with a bat, making a sound like a bat hitting a bat.*
Phew! We're safe!
*Continues walking down the hallway.*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 19, 2019, 04:39:35 PM
Quick! Let's duck into this obscenely dark and creepy hallway lined with skulls!
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 19, 2019, 05:17:36 PM
*Waddles into the hallway.*
Penguins waddle. Therefore, Skarz is a penguin. Penguins are awesome. Therefore, Skarz is awesome.
D'awww. So kind of you.
Kind sure. Whatever. Now, let's get exploring!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 15, 2019, 08:30:56 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 14, 2019, 11:55:50 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2019, 11:40:42 PM
*Plays Dragonshore in the background.*
Do you mean Dragonshore by Clamavi De Profundis?
"We dwarves detest the sea,
We hate these dragons more!"
Yes I do.
We sail upon the sea
To fulfill our destiny
We sail to pay the score
We sail to the Dragonshore
Dwarves out on the sea
Go to scourge your enemy
We will purge the world and more
Conquering the Dragonshore!
Anyway...where were we?... Oh yes! Grabs torch! Let's go explore!
Yes, let's explore. Maybe we'll find my cousin.
*begins reciting various poems while following Sebias*
*begins reciting various other poems then does a duet of Greybeard Halt with Teer, all while following Sebias*
*Turns a corner and happens across an enraged water-rat.*
O O Welp.
*Having been following Verdauga, Kade saw the water-rat at about the same time. Quickly, he dashed forward and launched himself into a flying tackle. The water-rat managed to get out,* Hello there travele- *Before Kade connected with him. The rat was immediately knocked sensless and Kade got up, a tad sore.* Got him!
(I laughed way too much at that.)
Quick! While he's down! Let's get going before he gets back up!
*Rushes down the corridor*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2019, 05:31:11 PM
*Having been following Verdauga, Kade saw the water-rat at about the same time. Quickly, he dashed forward and launched himself into a flying tackle. The water-rat managed to get out,* Hello there travele- *Before Kade connected with him. The rat was immediately knocked sensless and Kade got up, a tad sore.* Got him!
Whoa. Whoooaaa. Take a chill pill.
...What? It's a water-rat! They're always, like, neutral to chaotic evil! Always! Besides, I saw you take out that poor innocent bat earlier! *Prances after Verdauga*
It's different when you do it. I'm a cave troll. *Pulls limp rat after me by his tail.* Come along! We won't leave you, friend.
(This should be interesting. We don't have a GM to run the NPC's ;D)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2019, 06:51:37 PM
(This should be interesting. We don't have a GM to run the NPC's ;D)
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 20, 2019, 06:49:29 PM
It's different when you do it. I'm a cave troll. *Pulls limp rat after me by his tail.* Come along! We won't leave you, friend.
Mmmmmm....I'm gonna need you to give me a strength check.
Basically anything but a nat 1 and he succeeds :laugh:
*Rolls 1d20.*
I got a 6. Adding Skarzs' strength modifier of 73......yeah, he moves it.
(I did actually roll the d20 ;D)
I'd like to see the nat 1 though :laugh:
Quote from: Booklover on November 20, 2019, 04:44:49 PM
*begins reciting various other poems then does a duet of Greybeard Halt with Teer, all while following Sebias*
Greybeard Halt's a friend of mine.
He lives on Redmont hill.
Greybeard Halt won't take a bath,
and they say he never will!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt!
Fare thee well, I say.
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt!
I'll see you on your way.
Greybeard Halt, he lost a bet,
he lost his winter cloak.
Greybeard Halt, he now keeps warm
by sleeping with the goats.
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt!
Fare thee well, I say.
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt!
I'll see you on your way.
Greybeard Halt, he lives with goats.
He lives and loves them well.
Greybeard Halt won't change his socks
but the goats don't mind the smell!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt!
Fare thee well, I say.
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt!
I'll see you on your way.
Greybeard Halt's a fighting man.
I've heard common talk,
that Greybeard Halt, he cuts his hair
with a carving knife and fork!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt!
Fare thee well, I say.
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt!
I'll see you on your way!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2019, 08:52:56 PM
I'd like to see the nat 1 though :laugh:
If it DID happen, Skarzs couldn't keep his grip and fall over trying to yank the rat down the hall.
*has no idea what is being discussed and so sings Greybeard Halt again*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 20, 2019, 11:09:27 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2019, 08:52:56 PM
I'd like to see the nat 1 though :laugh:
If it DID happen, Skarzs couldn't keep his grip and fall over trying to yank the rat down the hall.
WRONG. My strength isn't based on mere CHANCE. I have worked to overcome such limitations. *Dice explode.*
No, dice is singular. The plural form is die.
*The other dice explodes.*
Yeah, okay.
I do get a -1 on intelligence, though.
No, don't be so hard on yourself. It's more like a -.5.
Oof.
It's weird how DnD rules work. If you get a natural one, or otherwise fail an attack roll, You miss your target completely.
(To be perfectly clear, I don't play DnD, but my brother has, and we discuss it a bit.)
And Skarzs, you're intelligent. You would get a -2 on agility rolls though.
Mmm, if "cave troll" were to be an actual race in D&D (I'm sure there's a homebrew for it, but I'm not looking it up :laugh:) It would probably be something like +4 to Con and Strength and -4 to Dex and Int or something like that. +/-4 is a pretty big racial modifier, but cave trolls are pretty big themselves, so the modifier would have to match.
On a side note, I friggin' love D&D. Just wish I had some folks to play with -_-
Quote from: Verdauga on November 21, 2019, 02:52:20 PM
It's weird how DnD rules work. If you get a natural one, or otherwise fail an attack roll, You miss your target completely.
(To be perfectly clear, I don't play DnD, but my brother has, and we discuss it a bit.)
And Skarzs, you're intelligent. You would get a -2 on agility rolls though.
I need to stretch more.
I mean, have you ever seen a cave troll do yoga? That'd be a sight.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 05:53:28 AM
No, dice is singular. The plural form is die.
Isn't it the other way round? Die is singular, dice is plural? Although, according to my maths teacher, dice can be used for both now. However, using 'die' is better because you can mess with Google Translate (unless you want to translate the rules for a game, in which case get a multilinguist).
*facepalms* Yeah, you're right, actually, Booklover.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2019, 02:15:12 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 08:38:51 AM
No, don't be so hard on yourself. It's more like a -5.
There, fixed.
I am not impressed.
Nor I
...Weetbix, anyone?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2019, 03:24:04 PM
I mean, have you ever seen a cave troll do yoga? That'd be a sight.
*Whistles innocently.*
Oh, hey, look, your friend is awake.
*Runs off into the dark.*
You run off into the dark without even attempting to create a lantern out of nothing (which goes against Gamp's Law anyway)? Have you been possessed?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 21, 2019, 07:13:17 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2019, 03:24:04 PM
I mean, have you ever seen a cave troll do yoga? That'd be a sight.
*Whistles innocently.*
Oh, hey, look, your friend is awake.
ENEMY SIGHTED *Instinctively drops the people's elbow on the groggy water-rat, knocking him unconscious once more*
...am I the only one confused as to why you were holding a random person's elbow?
No, but I'm too far down the hall to notice.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2019, 03:05:45 PM
Mmm, if "cave troll" were to be an actual race in D&D (I'm sure there's a homebrew for it, but I'm not looking it up :laugh:) It would probably be something like +4 to Con and Strength and -4 to Dex and Int or something like that. +/-4 is a pretty big racial modifier, but cave trolls are pretty big themselves, so the modifier would have to match.
On a side note, I friggin' love D&D. Just wish I had some folks to play with -_-
Are you on Roll20?
*Sensibly grabs torch and runs after Verdauga* WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE!!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 21, 2019, 11:58:39 PM
Are you on Roll20?
Not at the moment, but I can certainly change that.
*Continues running after Verdauga*
*Follows Sebias, who is following Verdauga.*
*follows Kade, who is following Sebias, who is following Verdauga*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2019, 11:44:45 PM
...am I the only one confused as to why you were holding a random person's elbow?
It is the collective elbow of the communist regime.
Oooh, I see. *doesn't see at all*
The people's elbow.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2019, 09:12:15 AM
Oooh, I see. *doesn't see at all*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/8gUuvGS8JmHgxsQBKo/giphy.gif)
The People's ELBOW
*Turns around to see everyone (but Skarzs) frantically running after him.*
Hey look, it me, going against what everyone else be doing.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 22, 2019, 02:24:53 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2019, 09:12:15 AM
Oooh, I see. *doesn't see at all*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/8gUuvGS8JmHgxsQBKo/giphy.gif)
The People's ELBOW
He legit slipped.
It's The People's Elbow! *Suddenly begins to feel like a broken record.*
*Hears WWE music and decides to ignore it.*
That's probably for the best.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2019, 02:31:47 PM
*Turns around to see everyone (but Skarzs) frantically running after him.*
I wasn't following you. Or at least, I was following Sebias earlier, but when he started frantically running, I couldn't keep up, and I wasn't really following him by then anyway.
*Wonders to self* Should I post in the "Long Way 'Round" topic.....?
Strange thing to wonder when you've got somewhere like this to post.
Yeah, but I don't want that RP to die.
I'm going to post! I just need time.
I'm not pressuring you man. I know what a job does to one's time.
That said I got some ideas to run past you.
I posted in Long Way 'Round, FYI.
Is that what the PM was?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2019, 04:27:48 AM
*follows Kade, who is following Sebias, who is following Verdauga*
*Looks back, continues running after Verdauga*
*runs into Verdauga*
*Also runs into Verdauga, as he presumably is stopped when running into Teer.*
*catches self and continues running*
Why are you running?
Ummmm... Good question. I have no idea.
And I'm left holding the rat.
And you object to that?
It was my choice to bring him along. You're all just cruel to abandon him.
*Runs after Shisteer.*
Wait.....Why... are we.... running?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2019, 01:17:01 PM
*Runs after Shisteer.*
Wait.....Why... are we.... running?
It's a good cardio exercise that helps keep you fit and in shape, I guess?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 24, 2019, 07:20:15 AM
And I'm left holding the rat.
Which rat? Scabbers? Simon? Jon Cartwright the Thirty-Fifth? A rat from the Redwall series?
Just a random rat that he found down here. I think he's bringing it along in case he gets hungry.
So Jon Cartwright then.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2019, 09:21:26 PM
Just a random rat that he found down here. I think he's bringing it along in case he gets hungry.
I dunno, he got mad when I knocked him out.
Eh, let's leave Skarzs to eat in peace. *runs down corridor* I'm going to visit my cousin!
Y'know, as long as Kade runs, we'll be fine.
Hmm? Why so?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2019, 09:36:14 PM
Eh, let's leave Skarzs to eat in peace. *runs down corridor* I'm going to visit my cousin!
Only rubber rats.
This rat was some poor sod who got into Jade's way and he just body slammed him. Then when he woke up he was given the people's elbow.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 22, 2019, 02:24:53 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/8gUuvGS8JmHgxsQBKo/giphy.gif)
The People's ELBOW
Sounds like communist propaganda to me.
Can't be. Kade posted in the Underground. The Underground was the base for anti-communist operations.
Maybe he's a spy?
Ни за что
Ka ea ia i te mate.
Uhhhhhhh......Habla espanol?
Na e koutou, mau.
He does?
Most certainly.
I.....speak a little Spanish.....but not Maori. Or whatever it is you're speaking to me in
I know, hence why I chose Maori. You will not know your fate until it is upon you! *evil laughter*
*Thinks of a southern hemisphere joke.*
*Laughs at southern hemisphere joke that Verdauga thought up*
O O
*Realizes Kade is telepathic.*
*Also realizes it doesn't help matters writing this down*
Oh boy.
I know, they need help.
Who's they?
Are you going to provide the help they need?
...Nah. Let them suffer in ignorance.
*Whispering to Verdauga* I think she's gone crazy... again....
Okay, then.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2019, 11:54:46 PM
*Thinks of a southern hemisphere joke.*
*Laughs because there is no southern hemisphere.*
*ka kata te katoa*
Stop pretending to be on the bottom of the earth. We all know you would fall off.
:o I'm in space right now.
Space isn't real either.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 25, 2019, 07:19:32 AM
Stop pretending to be on the bottom of the earth. We all know you would fall off.
We're not at the bottom, you guys are. Everyone knows south is actually at the top.
Democracy says otherwise.
Uhhhhhh...............,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what?
You heard what he said.
Anybody seen the 'New Zealand doesn't exist' memes?
No.
Have you seen the ultra-instinct Shaggy memes?
Quote from: Booklover on November 25, 2019, 06:47:11 PM
Anybody seen the 'New Zealand doesn't exist' memes?
Nope, sounds funny though
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2019, 06:49:14 PM
No.
Have you seen the ultra-instinct Shaggy memes?
You've literally posted them on this forum :laugh:
I posted ONE. At least, one that I remember........
Quote from: Booklover on November 25, 2019, 06:47:11 PM
Anybody seen the 'New Zealand doesn't exist' memes?
*readies penguin army* If you wish to die in agony, by all means, carry on.
*hurriedly searches for 'New Zealand does not exist memes.'*
*Waits patiently* ......
...
.............
.
....
What?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 26, 2019, 01:56:50 AM
What?
I'm waiting for Verdauga to find what he was looking for...
Hey! While we're on this topic, do you have a specific preference for a nickname?
Um...Ebantu, Ebby, or Eb will do. I'm not really bothered.
Or you could just make up a nickname. I often call her 'child' in real life.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2019, 03:29:10 PM
Uhhhhhh...............,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what?
The majority of the population of the earth lives above the equator. You're outweighed 100-1. Democracy dictates that the "northern" hemisphere is the top and that the "southern" hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary. Also, the earth is flat.
Actually, that's entirely correct. The southern hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary, and so, therefore, are its inhabitants.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 26, 2019, 07:14:08 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2019, 03:29:10 PM
Uhhhhhh...............,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what?
The majority of the population of the earth lives above the equator. You're outweighed 100-1. Democracy dictates that the "northern" hemisphere is the top and that the "southern" hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary. Also, the earth is flat.
There's actually a term for this.....insane troll logic. Of course, it doesn't refer to actual trolls, nor must its' users be insane, but I think it fits here.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:18:28 AM
Actually, that's entirely correct. The southern hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary, and so, therefore, are its inhabitants.
EMBRACE TRUTH.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:18:28 AM
Actually, that's entirely correct. The southern hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary, and so, therefore, are its inhabitants.
But isn't NZ in Australia or something?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 26, 2019, 02:37:13 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:18:28 AM
Actually, that's entirely correct. The southern hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary, and so, therefore, are its inhabitants.
EMBRACE TRUTH.
Truth!!!
lies.
The cake is a lie. Isn't that right, Spidey? (I wonder if anybody will get both those references)
I get the cake.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 26, 2019, 02:42:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:18:28 AM
Actually, that's entirely correct. The southern hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary, and so, therefore, are its inhabitants.
But isn't NZ in Australia or something?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
I am not amused.
Kade is very much amused.
To be fair you did open the door to that.
Perhaps overly so. ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 26, 2019, 02:42:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:18:28 AM
Actually, that's entirely correct. The southern hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary, and so, therefore, are its inhabitants.
But isn't NZ in Australia or something?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
It's kinda near it tho...
But yet, not in.
Unless you're one of those idiots who calls the continent of Oceania 'Australia'. Then New Zealand is in Australia.
(https://pics.me.me/did-you-know-all-of-america-can-fit-into-texas-28981581.png)
So how many times can Texas fit into Texas hmmm?
Don't be absurd.
At least a hundred, I'd think.
Perhaps more. I mean, you might be able to stack Texases on top of each other.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 26, 2019, 02:42:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:18:28 AM
Actually, that's entirely correct. The southern hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary, and so, therefore, are its inhabitants.
But isn't NZ in Australia or something?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
I'm going to kill you. *reaches menacingly for bow*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 29, 2019, 06:33:15 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 26, 2019, 02:42:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:18:28 AM
Actually, that's entirely correct. The southern hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary, and so, therefore, are its inhabitants.
But isn't NZ in Australia or something?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
I'm going to kill you. *reaches menacingly for bow*
I can hold your cloak while you do it, if you want.
*Meanwhile, the rat has woken up to this argumentation.*
Which rat? Simon, Jon Cartwright, Reepicheep?
The rat I have been carrying around.
And which rat is that?
His name will be George.
I thought George was a snake? Also, George
Spoiler
ave atque vale
is not a rat. He was the roommate of a rat, though. That is, 35 rats.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 22, 2019, 02:24:53 PM
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The People's ELBOW
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2019, 05:31:11 PM
*Having been following Verdauga, Kade saw the water-rat at about the same time. Quickly, he dashed forward and launched himself into a flying tackle. The water-rat managed to get out,* Hello there travele- *Before Kade connected with him. The rat was immediately knocked sensless and Kade got up, a tad sore.* Got him!
This rat.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2019, 07:46:46 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 21, 2019, 07:13:17 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2019, 03:24:04 PM
I mean, have you ever seen a cave troll do yoga? That'd be a sight.
*Whistles innocently.*
Oh, hey, look, your friend is awake.
ENEMY SIGHTED *Instinctively drops the people's elbow on the groggy water-rat, knocking him unconscious once more*
Same rat. He's pretty unfortunate.
Only because of you.
I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
This is The Cellars. Nobody ever has any idea what other people are talking about, let alone themselves.
*Rat has appeared!
_______ _____ ______ _______
|FIGHT| |ACT| |ITEM| |MERCY|
Quote from: Booklover on November 29, 2019, 06:22:28 PM
Nobody ever has anyI have no idea what other peopleyou are talking about.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2019, 06:38:25 PM
*Rat has appeared!
_______ _____ ______ _______
|FIGHT| |ACT| |ITEM| |MERCY|
*Initially wants to mash "A" button on "FIGHT", but decides to hit "ACT" instead to see what options there are.*
Interesting.
Very,
Very,
Interesting.
No, now you have to tell me what actions pop up in the "ACT" menu.
Yeah, that looks better.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2019, 06:38:25 PM
*Rat has appeared!
_______ _____ ______ _______
|FIGHT| |ACT| |ITEM| |MERCY|
I will defend him with my iron heart. He has suffered enough at the hands/paws/elbows of you people. -^-
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2019, 06:43:38 PM
Interesting.
Very,
Very,
Interesting.
Funny I didn't even remember putting this up here.....
@Kade Rivok *Check *Apologize
*Intimidate *Dance
Dance!
- You dance to a jazzy tune you heard.
- Rat is confused!
- Rat's ATK went down!
{I can't show the rat attacking, so just assume he did.}
Hmmm, forget it then. I press "B" to go back to the previous menu and select "FIGHT"
_______|______
____________||| |_________
__| || |__
|__ || __|
|____________ || ________|
|||______________|
|
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 29, 2019, 08:27:39 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 29, 2019, 06:33:15 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 26, 2019, 02:42:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:18:28 AM
Actually, that's entirely correct. The southern hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary, and so, therefore, are its inhabitants.
But isn't NZ in Australia or something?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
I'm going to kill you. *reaches menacingly for bow*
I can hold your cloak while you do it, if you want.
Thanks. *passes cloak to Teer and shoots Kade through the leg* Sorry, not sorry. *gives Kade warmweed salve and takes cloak from Teer* All done!
You know that hurts right?
I'm pretty sure that was her intention.
Cold.
Piece of advice, don't have too much of that warmweed. Getting addicted to it is very bad to your health.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 30, 2019, 12:02:50 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 29, 2019, 08:27:39 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 29, 2019, 06:33:15 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 26, 2019, 02:42:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 08:18:28 AM
Actually, that's entirely correct. The southern hemisphere is insignificant and unnecessary, and so, therefore, are its inhabitants.
But isn't NZ in Australia or something?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
I'm going to kill you. *reaches menacingly for bow*
I can hold your cloak while you do it, if you want.
Thanks. *passes cloak to Teer and shoots Kade through the leg* Sorry, not sorry. *gives Kade warmweed salve and takes cloak from Teer* All done!
*Dodges*
Dabs 'cause that's soo 2015.*
Everyone forgot we are in a labyrinth.
Mayhaps we did.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 30, 2019, 03:11:33 PM
Everyone forgot we are in a labyrinth.
I've been thinking that for days, but didn't want to say anything ;D
*Walks forward through the tunnel and sees a faint light ahead. Eventually the tunnel opens up into a huge chamber and he sees where the light is coming from. A city of gold sits in the chamber, waiting to be explored. Kade turns back and calls down the tunnel.* I, uh... I think I found something.
Good. Finally some food.
Hey, at least wait until AFTER we explore the place!
What do you mean? That is the food.
Foooood!!! *charges forward and begins devouring gold*
*Tries to get in front of Teer to block her.* Noooooooo!
*ignores Kade and continues eating*
*Harrumphs and grumpily walks away.* Fine. I'll just go and find a different priceless underground city of gold to explore.
*stops eating, sits up and burps* Yum! I like priceless underground cities of gold. *follows Kade*
*Turns and glares at Teer.* If you eat the next one, no more toe tickles for you.
Never tickle a sleeping dragon. Or an awake Taniwha, unless they give you permission.
I dunno, doing so has saved my hide a couple times :laugh:
I would like to hear those stories.
Wouldn't that be on the just because topic?
That was one of the times, yeah :laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 01, 2019, 07:49:13 AM
*stops eating, sits up and burps* Yum! I like priceless underground cities of gold. *follows Kade*
There's still more here. Unless you're full. More for me.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2019, 02:08:11 PM
I dunno, doing so has saved my hide a couple times :laugh:
Literally. I suppose I can probably restrain myself from eating whatever treasure you find.
(unless it's really delicious)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2019, 10:24:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2019, 02:08:11 PM
I dunno, doing so has saved my hide a couple times :laugh:
Literally. I suppose I can probably restrain myself from eating whatever treasure you find. (unless it's really delicious)
Just remember, your toe-tickles are on the line! Now let's try this again....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2019, 01:10:16 AM
*Walks forward through the tunnel and sees a faint light ahead. Eventually the tunnel opens up into a huge chamber and he sees where the light is coming from. A city of gold sits in the chamber, waiting to be explored.*
*Enters the cavern, grabs some very large gemstones and gold nuggets, and proceeds through the city.*
*Eats some fancy gems.* Taste like candy.
*Marvels at the beauty of the underground cavern* I think I'll call it.... *Plants flag on the ground* Sebland: place of the golden food. Sound good?
*bites lip and shifts from one foot to the other* Can I just nibble a tiny little bit of it?
*Raises an eyebrow.* Why are you so intent on eating the gold? Can't you eat, I dunno, Verdauga or some other beast?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2019, 02:22:32 PM
*Raises an eyebrow.* Why are you so intent on eating the gold? Can't you eat, I dunno, Kade or some other beast?
Lemme fix that for ya.
Can I eat Kade?
I mean, I'd rather you didn't. Besides, I wouldn't be able to lead you to these gold cities if you did. Besides besides, since when do you eat people?
I'd advise against it.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 03, 2019, 05:36:17 PM
Can I eat Kade?
Sure! I'd give you a stomach ache if you ate me, so Kade's a much better choice. ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2019, 05:42:24 PM
I mean, I'd rather you didn't. Besides, I wouldn't be able to lead you to these gold cities if you did. Besides besides, since when do you eat people?
Since forever.
*Holds up Thomasbane*
How about this: no one goes cannibalistic. You might get~cut up~about it ;D ;D
You support the cannibal ducks. And yet you don't want cannibals?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2019, 08:09:34 PM
*Holds up Thomasbane*
How about this: no one goes cannibalistic. You might get~cut up~about it ;D ;D
May I eat Thomasbane?
I recommend that you don't. It's a wee bit sharp.
Also, I'm holding it, so you'd be eating my arm.
You could let go.
And sharp stuff doesn't bother me. I appreciate your concern, though.
B-b-but i-it's my knife!
If you don't want me to, you only have to say so. I asked it I may, and you didn't say no.
I think Sebias would be the most tasty. I give you full permission to eat him.
Meanie. *considers what is happening on the Ships thread* Actually, you can eat him. And Kade too, while you're about it.
I'm not the one wanting to eat people. That's Skarzs.
I know. I was talking to him.
Okee dokee then.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 04:45:13 AM
I'm not the one wanting to eat people. That's Skarzs.
I don't discriminate against food. Nothing is off-limits
If you say so.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2019, 02:22:32 PM
*Raises an eyebrow.* Why are you so intent on eating the gold? Can't you eat, I dunno, Verdauga or some other beast?
Well, I did offer up Verdauge to you, Teer, to keep you from eating the gold. He of course made the counter offer of replacing my name with his, so there's that ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 04, 2019, 05:06:23 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 04:45:13 AM
I'm not the one wanting to eat people. That's Skarzs.
I don't discriminate against food. Nothing is off-limits
Just eat them. For my sake.
And eat Verdauga too.
Why? Verdauga is a wildcat. Wildcats are epic.
Wildcats are also delicious.
Hear that Verdauga? You're epic ;D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 04, 2019, 05:26:29 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 04, 2019, 05:06:23 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 04:45:13 AM
I'm not the one wanting to eat people. That's Skarzs.
I don't discriminate against food. Nothing is off-limits
Just eat them. For my sake.
Why for your sake? You're looking like a tasty little morsel.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 04, 2019, 02:32:06 AM
If you don't want me to, you only have to say so. I asked it I may, and you didn't say no.
Oh. Well, in that case, I don't want you to.
While on the subject of food, who wants a picnic?
Oh, that sounds nice! Do you want me to order a party tray?
As you wish.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 04, 2019, 03:42:20 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 04, 2019, 02:32:06 AM
If you don't want me to, you only have to say so. I asked it I may, and you didn't say no.
Oh. Well, in that case, I don't want you to.
Ok.
*Writes an order for a Hectaville Party Traytm and leaves the topic.*
*Comes back some time later with a party tray.*
*spreads picnic blanket on ground*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 02:35:50 PM
Hear that Verdauga? You're epic ;D
Ahem. *points to self* I am a wildcat too, you know.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 03, 2019, 02:22:32 PM
*Raises an eyebrow.* Why are you so intent on eating the gold? Can't you eat, I dunno, Verdauga or some other beast?
Ahem.
No, me eating Verdauga will not be sufficient. Please eat him, Skarzs.
*bares teeth and extends claws* Try to consume me and die, Taniwha!
*Begins exploring the golden city.* This is kinda cool! And Teer, I more meant that as a way to keep you from eating the gold, since threatening to take away tickles doesn't seem to be working.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2019, 05:05:14 AM
*bares teeth and extends claws* Try to consume me and die, Taniwha!
Aww, the little kitty thinks it's scary. Don't worry, we won't eat you unless we really want to.
*gouges long furrows in Skarzs' back with claws* I'm not scared, and I'm not a little kitty. I simply do not wish to be eaten. Mate i roto i te ana ra tena maui!
A little lower, please. I have an itch that I can't reach. A little to the left as well.
You do realize trying to eat us would effectively be suicide, right?
In what way?
Should we perhaps leave eating and killing each other to (*looks at other threads*)... every other thread in existence, as it seems to be a common topic?
I'm not picky, that's all I'm saying.
I have a strange medical phenomenon with a very long name that means that you are allergic to me.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/309/389/982.png)
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 06:32:34 PM
Should we perhaps leave eating and killing each other to (*looks at other threads*)... every other thread in existence, as it seems to be a common topic?
I suppose we should.\
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 05, 2019, 05:40:42 PM
In what way?
Stomach lining is much more delicate than epidermal tissue. You'd be eating someone with a
knife. Ebantu has claws. Booklover has magic, and Teer is simply too large. You could eat Kade, but then we'd kill yuo so he can get out.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 08:16:48 PM
You could eat Kade, but then we'd kill yuo so he can get out.
Nah, I'd just dodge. It's all I'm good at really.
I'd like to see a meme of that.
The world: Gets destroyed
Kade: Dodges
Yeah, pretty much ;D
Didn't that type of meme surface for a while?
Hmmmaybe?
So you don't know either....
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 08:16:48 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 06:32:34 PM
Should we perhaps leave eating and killing each other to (*looks at other threads*)... every other thread in existence, as it seems to be a common topic?
I suppose we should.\
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 05, 2019, 05:40:42 PM
In what way?
Stomach lining is much more delicate than epidermal tissue. You'd be eating someone with a knife. Ebantu has claws. Booklover has magic, and Teer is simply too large. You could eat Kade, but then we'd kill yuo so he can get out.
I wouldn't swallow you whole. I'm not a barbarian.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 05, 2019, 10:25:42 PM
Yeah, pretty much ;D
Please have dodging be a thing that the character Kade Rivok does.
Oh, so what? You'd chew me? (URRGGHHKK!!)
So you want my knife That much closer to your brains.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 11:44:52 PM
Oh, so what? You'd chew me? (URRGGHHKK!!)
So you want my knife That much closer to your brains.
How do you eat YOUR food?
I unhinge my jaw and swallow my hamburger whole (or whatever else I happen to be eating.)
...why?
Freak.
Is... that not normal?
No, don't worry. That's perfectly normal. It's the rest of the world that does things differently.
Keep in mind Teer is a taniwha.
Kade, you sound like a dwarf from
artemis fowl .
@The Skarzs my 'food' doesn't wield a knife with intent to survive.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 06, 2019, 02:45:30 PM
Keep in mind Teer is a taniwha.
Aye, I'm well aware having been eaten by her once already.
Almost at page 42, it seems. But do you know the answer (not Answer) to the question I'm about to ask: what is six times nine in base ten?
Watcha talkin' about? We're near page twenny-six
I think this is now page 42 for those who haven't changed the number of posts a page.
*page 25.
Quote from: Booklover on December 06, 2019, 07:37:05 PM
I think this is now page 42 for those who haven't changed the number of posts a page.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 06, 2019, 02:45:30 PM
Keep in mind Teer is a taniwha.
I don't eat like that. I don't need to unhinge my jaws to swallow my food whole.
You still swallow your food whole like some wild animal.
Oh wait.
I chew sometimes, just not when said food involves bones. Chewing bones gives them sharp edges, which makes them less than comfortable on the way down.
Very wise. Although maybe you should just de-bone your food before you eat it. Just a thought. ;)
I could but it's just unnecessary trouble, really. Besides, bones have a lot of nutrition in them, especially if they're fresh.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 08, 2019, 07:18:34 AM
Very wise. Although maybe you should just de-bone your food before you eat it. Just a thought. ;)
Are you trying to get people killed? The only reason I'm still around is because she specifically
didn't do that. Goodness.
Well, that, and you can dodge.
What if I corner you in a dead end of this labyrinth?
Mmm, probably... dodge. Or start digging. Or maybe a combination of the two.
Let's face it, Skarzs. Kade can dodge into another topic if he needs to.
The myth, the legend.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/b6375caaec804a846702ce1b4ed05ee5/tenor.gif)
*Snort.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2019, 06:12:15 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/b6375caaec804a846702ce1b4ed05ee5/tenor.gif)
*Is laughing to death.*
Where do you even find these things? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
What is that?
Live action video of me dodging.
Man, Kade! You're BUFF!
Also who's that guy behind you in the bushes?
Don't act like you don't know. It's you, Verdauga, admiring his muscles and his skills.
I laughed at that more than I should've.
But I always imagined Kade would dodge completely to one side or the other, not this.......whatever it is.
Depends on the size and type of attack really.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2019, 11:42:30 PM
I laughed at that more than I should've.
But I always imagined Kade would dodge completely to one side or the other, not this.......whatever it is.
;D ;D ;D
Yeah, I was always imagining the Link roll.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 11, 2019, 02:50:48 PM
;D ;D ;D
Yeah, I was always imagining the Link roll.
Thanks. Now I can't help but imagine an otter dressed as Link :D :D
Drawing incoming.
Yes please!
I will when I get a chance.
Okay, but Kade has to use it for at least a week.
*Accepts challange.*
Challange? No, my friend. It is Challaange 'Tis a fine word, challange. Powerful, and refined.
Also, it's just a picture. Can't be that hard to use it.
Some would disagree ;D
No kidding.
Also, it's "challenge" you uneducated window lickers.
According to theurbandictionary, "challange" is a high intellectual vocabulary word used by the elite of society. Look who's a window licker now.
You, for using anything from urban dictionary.
Who did what now? I clearly didn't say anything about that.
That is the only place with a definition for challenge, which was almost word for word the same.
You don' wanna mess with Skarzface. He does his research.
*Said with a stereotypical gangster accent.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 11, 2019, 08:08:41 PM
No kidding.
Also, it's "challenge" you uneducated window lickers.
You're almost as good at creative and completely random insults as my sister.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 11, 2019, 11:41:57 PM
That is the only place with a definition for challenge, which was almost word for word the same.
Ah, I thought my secret had been found out. Good. Carry on.
*carries on*
*stops*
What? Did you see something?
*Is hiding in the shadows waiting for someone to scare.*
*Walks by the shadows.*
(Although, Skarzs being the largest of us means he can't hide all that well.)
Skarzs? Skarzs who? All I see is a large boulder stalking us.
boo
AAHHH!!!! Oh! oh......whew....it's just you.....whew, okay......
*starts walking again*
*Follows Teer*
This is taking forever. *starts running*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 13, 2019, 05:44:52 PM
AAHHH!!!! Oh! oh......whew....it's just you.....whew, okay......
Fear me.
*obligingly fears Skarzs and runs faster*
*copies Teer*
*copies Eb*
*trips Kade*
*copies Eb*
You do realise you just tripped yourself? *keeps running*
*Jumps on Skarzs for a piggyback ride.*
mooahahahah.
That is not how you do evil laughter.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 13, 2019, 10:18:42 PM
You do realise you just tripped yourself? *keeps running*
Yar, but the double tripping cancels each other out, so I just do a front flip and continue.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 14, 2019, 02:51:34 AM
That is not how you do evil laughter.
I agree.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 13, 2019, 08:31:37 PM
*obligingly fears Skarzs and runs faster*
Thank you.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 14, 2019, 12:02:42 AM
*Jumps on Skarzs for a piggyback ride.*
mooahahahah.
*But what Verduga actually got was a bull ride, and I flail about wildly.*
Oooo, I wonder how long Verdauga'll last.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 14, 2019, 02:51:34 AM
That is not how you do evil laughter.
I'm insulted. That was a very specific kind of laugh. It was the "Monotone 190%
DONE pessimistic evil mastermind laugh." I've cultivated not caring about my evil minions for years, just to master that laugh, and you think you can barge in and tell me *Uses a nasally voice* "That's not how you do evil laughter"
*Normal voice.* Plebeians.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 14, 2019, 05:14:20 AM
*But what Verduga actually got was a bull ride, and I flail about wildly.*
I feel abuUUSSEEDD!!! *Said whilst flying off Skarzs shoulders.*
*Chuffs and kicks the ground* Ain't no one stayed on my back longer than two seconds!
Do you mind? Brown eyes? Permettez-moi? Don't break me? Will that work?
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 14, 2019, 05:50:38 PM
*Chuffs and kicks the ground* Ain't no one stayed on my back longer than two seconds!
In my defense, I jumped on your shoulders.
Yes, well, bulls never asked to be jumped on either.
Quote from: Booklover on December 14, 2019, 06:04:32 PM
Do you mind? Brown eyes? Permettez-moi? Don't break me? Will that work?
. . .?
*sits back and eats popcorn*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 14, 2019, 10:54:30 PM
Yes, well, bulls never asked to be jumped on either.
Quote from: Booklover on December 14, 2019, 06:04:32 PM
Do you mind? Brown eyes? Permettez-moi? Don't break me? Will that work?
. . .?
She was saying all the passwords for the Ranger horses.
I love the "Don't break me"
It's brilliant. :laugh:
yupp...yikes.....aaaaaah
Who's the 'Will that work?' for?
It may have been an attempt to tame me.
Yeah, I got that part. I meant which horse has 'Will that work?' as a password?
wow
What is it, Lass?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 04:18:30 AM
Yeah, I got that part. I meant which horse has 'Will that work?' as a password?
None of them. I was asking Skarzs if those passwords worked.
Another password you could try is Oopsie-daisy-doo.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 08:00:14 AM
Another password you could try is Oopsie-daisy-doo.
'imteresting' is now my password for something. I won't tell you what, but it isn't this or any fan fiction websites.
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2019, 07:51:18 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 04:18:30 AM
Yeah, I got that part. I meant which horse has 'Will that work?' as a password?
None of them. I was asking Skarzs if those passwords worked.
Answer: No.
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2019, 02:09:04 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 16, 2019, 08:00:14 AM
Another password you could try is Oopsie-daisy-doo.
'imteresting' is now my password for something. I won't tell you what, but it isn't this or any fan fiction websites.
And... why do I need to know this?
It's clearly important and imteresting information.
It's a clue in case she goes missing and we need to access one of her accounts to save her life.
If she ever goes missing, just ask me nicely and I might give her back. >:D
O-O
You like making that face, don't you?
You're just going to gloss over what you insinuated?
I don't think there was much insinuation involved. Sounds more like a confession to a pre-meditated kidnapping and/or murder. Good on ya Eb, that's the spirit!
*wipes tears of laughter from eyes and continues chuckling for another ten minutes*
You think it's funny?
Apparently. Good on ya Teer, that's the spirit!
First he'd have to find me.
Don't you mean 'she'd have to find me'? *finds Booklover*
Where am I?
On the Redwall Abbey Community Forum.
Can you kidnap me from here? What about geographically?
In England, so I can just ask my cousins to kidnap you and post you over on the first plane. But I don't want to kidnap you right now though, because I have a horse to attend to. I don't have time to kidnap people.
Do they know where I live (what would be really funny is if I knew them, but didn't know they were related to you)?
No, I don't know where you live either. :laugh: Oh well. I'll just have to kidnap Lass and Teer.
What would be the point at that, um, point?
Hmm...Teer has chocolate.
She hath a point.
I have several points. *bares teeth and extends claws* See?
And how pointy they are, too. *Pokes one of her fangs.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 18, 2019, 09:29:18 PM
In England, so I can just ask my cousins to kidnap you and post you over on the first plane. But I don't want to kidnap you right now though, because I have a horse to attend to. I don't have time to kidnap people.
Of course your cousins live in the UK. They're from the side of the family that stayed out of crime so they weren't sent to a penal colony.
New Zealand is a state of Australia after all (according to Australia, anyways ;D)
You can't trust Australians. New Zealand is not even remotely related to Australia and we were never a penal colony. (We had all the rich Brits that were probably still criminals but were never caught for it)
My statement still stands.
*begins killing Skarzs* Oh, by the way, your paw is now bleeding; Kade.
It may take a while to kill me.
She has a taste for blood now. Oh, what have I done?
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 20, 2019, 03:17:55 AM
It may take a while to kill me.
IMMORTAN SKARZS!!!
I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA, I WILL RIDE FOREVER SHINY AND CHROME!!!!!!!
I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 20, 2019, 02:56:16 AM
*begins killing Skarzs* Oh, by the way, your paw is now bleeding; Kade.
*helps Ebby, using tail to shatter Skarzs*
*runs over Teer in agiant tank*
I ain't that brittle. That did hurt, though.
Wwhhhaaaaaaaaattt did I just walk in on?
*is still killing Skarzs* A justified destruction of one of our members.
Justified how? Aren't you more proving his point? *Puts band-aid on still bleeding finger.*
I have more points than him. *is using points to kill Skarzs*
It was worth it.
Exactly what are your points made of?
Specifically and only out of stuff that would be harmful to you, I'd reckon.
Were it so easy.
*Twitches* ...were you trying to, perchance, quote Halo 3?
I was.
*Reaches into the depths of the Cellars....
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 20, 2019, 02:37:14 PM
*runs over Teer in agiant tank*
*doesn't even pause as a tiny piece of metal rolls over toe nail* Die! *continues killing Skarzs with tail*
*continues killing Skarzs*
How ambiguous.
My points are keratin and bone, overlaid with steel.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 22, 2019, 06:00:44 AM
My points are keratin and bone, overlaid with steel.
You should have gone with vibranium or adamantium!
She is getting that itch I can't scratch.
You can't scratch it because you don't have nails, just stubby finger tips. >:D
Yeah, so, thank you.
Whhhyyyy do I keep coming in to these things?
Because this is the labyrinth and, therefore, impossible to escape.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 25, 2019, 02:31:08 PM
Whhhyyyy do I keep coming in to these things?
Was that rhetorical?
*rests a claw on Ebby's back*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 25, 2019, 08:14:51 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 25, 2019, 02:31:08 PM
Whhhyyyy do I keep coming in to these things?
Was that rhetorical?
Mostly. It's more like self-questioning aloud.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 08:45:38 PM
*rests a claw on Ebby's back*
Is that a threatening move or a compassionate move?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2019, 05:52:17 PM
Okay, but Kade has to use it for at least a week.
And you accepted the challaange Kade.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2019, 01:40:42 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 08:45:38 PM
*rests a claw on Ebby's back*
Is that a threatening move or a compassionate move?
Neither. It's an Idon'tknowwhatelsetosay move.
Oh look a new passageway! There's probably treasure down it! *Trots down said passageway before falling into a pit trap. Disappears into the darkness.* WHY MEEEEEEEeeeeeee....
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 26, 2019, 10:23:48 PM
It's an Idon'tknowwhatelsetosay move.
Nobody knew what to say after that comment for three days, nineteen hours, forty-one minutes and forty-eight seconds. That's what's called a 'youdon'tknowwhattosay' move.
Very true.
*Follows Kade.*
Even into the pit trap? *follows Skarzs but stops before the pit*
Yep. *Falls in.*
*Teleports nearby, runs, and takes a flying leap into the pitfall trap*
NYEEHHEE!!!
Do a flip!
Wouldn't he be fired before he hit the bottom?
I'm only a dozen away...
From a DOUBLE-DIGIT follower count!!
*Would do a flip, but is already falling and cannot control that.*
You have -2 followers? That's no fun. Also....
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 31, 2019, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 31, 2019, 02:16:40 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2019, 08:10:01 PM
Very true.
*Follows Kade.*
YES, my very first follower!
*Falls on top of Kade.*
Nuh uh. *Finally lands in a pool of water after falling for a minute. Swims over to the nearest edge and looks around. It looks like a huge underground garden with flowers and trees somehow surviving despite the lack of sunlight.* Oooo, this is neat. *Skarzs then cannonballs into the pool behind him.*
Oh dear. I blasted all the water out.
*Lands on my back where the lake used to be.*
Ow.
*The garden seems to be unhappy with the intruders and the flowers start shooting thorns. Kade neatly dodges before taking cover behind Skarzs.* Verdauga, get behind something!
The only thing I can get behind is Skarzs!
*Starts chopping up the flowers using Thomasbane.*
*Whilst being hit by flying thorns.*
*Whips out enchanted fork and tries to blast some flowers with it from behind cover. A few bolts of lightning burst forth, finding their homes amongst the beautiful scenery. A stray shot MAY have accidentally gone awry and blasted in Verdauga's direction, though Kade had no way to be sure from his current position.*
*is dead, having been crushed by Teer's claw*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 31, 2019, 08:24:18 PM
*is dead, having been crushed by Teer's claw*
If only we were aware of this, we could mourn Ebantu's passing.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 31, 2019, 06:10:42 PM
*The garden seems to be unhappy with the intruders and the flowers start shooting thorns. Kade neatly dodges before taking cover behind Skarzs.* Verdauga, get behind something!
*Thorns bounce off me.* Gah! Dude, get out from behind me. Face it like a man.
*respawns* Kade, get out from behind Skarzs and just dodge everything.
Not sure if he can. It's like rain.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 31, 2019, 08:57:15 PM
*respawns* Kade, get out from behind Skarzs and just dodge everything.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 31, 2019, 09:06:06 PM
Not sure if he can. It's like rain.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
*Moonwalks out from behind cover (Skarzs), then starts doing
Thriller while dodging the thorns.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 31, 2019, 09:06:06 PM
Not sure if he can. It's like rain.
As in something extremely common in Britain?
Yes. As in water droplets falling out of a cloud because Puss in Boots and Kitty Softpaws jumped on it.
No. The Rain God. Or his scientific name, supernormal precipitation thingy.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 31, 2019, 10:15:43 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 31, 2019, 08:57:15 PM
*respawns* Kade, get out from behind Skarzs and just dodge everything.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 31, 2019, 09:06:06 PM
Not sure if he can. It's like rain.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
*Moonwalks out from behind cover (Skarzs), then starts doing Thriller while dodging the thorns.*
I hate you.
;D
"Hate is a strong word. Its the right word, but still..."
*Continues, dodging thorns AND haters.*
*Throws candy at Kade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 01, 2020, 03:38:28 AM
*Continues, dodging thorns AND haters.*
You cannot dodge hate.
My hate fills the room.
*leaves the room*
Good idea. *Does the same.*
Mooahahah.
*Absorbs the hate.*
*It tastes like chocolate and soy sauce.*
*isn't in the room but still feels sick from the flavour of the hate*
Can't say I've ever thought about combining those two flavors together.
DON'T YOU DARE PUT THEM IN A WEDDING CAKE.
What did I ever do to you?! (other than try to kill you on several occasions)
Good. I was just thinking about your coke and cherry cake and...*shudders*
Not coke and cherry, cherry coke. It's... it's a single thing, ya know? And soda cakes are a thing! And they're good!
Blagh. No offence.
Ya take this
Spoiler
(https://www.coca-colaproductfacts.com/content/dam/Productfacts-Refresh/Products/coca-cola/coca-cola-cherry-12-oz-can1.jpg)
Ya take this
Spoiler
(https://www.duncanhines.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Classic-Dark-Chocolate-Fudge-Cake-Mix-400x400.jpg)
Ya put 'em together, ya get the good stuff.
*A trenchcoat wearing figure walks in.*
The way you talk, I'd figure you were mixed up with Ant'ony Galletto
It's like badda bing, badda boom.
Now listen here, ya gum-shoe, I ain't no stool-pigeon, see, so unless you're planning to slap me in bracelets and take me to the can, I suggest you blow this joint, 'less you wanna take the meat wagon home.
*Squishes the goon so he does not share the same fate as us, trapped in this never-ending labyrith.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 09, 2020, 08:09:38 PM
What did I ever do to you?! (other than try to kill you on several occasions)
It's not you. It's just that my hate follows.
*a figure in a tank top and cargo pant comes in*
My territory: Get out.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 10, 2020, 01:52:02 AM
*Squishes the goon so he does not share the same fate as us, trapped in this never-ending labyrith.*
*Dodges* Hey now bruno, you don't mess with a button man, see, not less you want 'em to fit ya with a nice chicago overcoat.
No.
And you, peeper, you think you can flash your tin and things'll be duck soup? You think I'm some sorta sap? I ain't gonna dance for ya.
Ooohhh, censored
*Runs around like a dibbun.*
Kade said a bad word! Kade said a bad word!
It WASN'T a bad word, but I changed it anyways -_-
Part of me still wants to know what it was....
Anyway,
You think you c'n intimidate me, eh? I guess I'll type that out on m'new typewriter....From Chicago!
*Brandishes the gun.*
It was another 1920's word for sap, palooka, someone who didn't put their points into int.
Tryin' ta put me behind the eight ball, eh? Well let me tell ya something. Don't mess with a heeled trigger man! *Reaches behind him and whips out a... fork. Looks down at it confused.* This some sort of chiv? Someone's taken me for a chump!
So, you got a fork.....
Here.
*Hands Kade a tin container.*
Apple pie. I ain't gonna eat it wit' just my hands. You have it.
Well what'd'ya know, for a snooper you ain't so bad! *Begins eating pie.* Now this is the cat's meow! Sorry for threaten'n to throw lead, pal.
Same, trooper, same.
*Looks around the room.*
Think we oughta get goin'? This place gives me the creeps.
Yeah, let's blow this dump, this place is worse than the hoosegow. You got the low-down on how to crush out?
Oh, yeah. Follow me.
*Walks over to a door.*
This'll take you back to the top o' the Cellars (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?board=19.0). Best way out I've found. Keep this to yerself, y'hear?
(Seriously though, great characterizations.)
No kiddin'? Don't worry, I ain't no snitch, I won't spill on ya. Next time I see ya, let's hit a gin mill, put down some giggle water and play some rats and mice, yeah? Stay s##:1037y, pal. *Leaves through said door that will likely never be found again.*
*Kade runs up right afterwards.* Hey, I'm looking for someone! Kinda looks like me, talks like an idiot. You seen him?
**EDIT**
It blocked a word again? What did it even block?
Uh.... s*w*a*n*k*y Why block that even?
Why did you have to bring that whole thing in here?
I did not bring him in here. He brought himself.
I love this thing's language filter. :laugh:
Seriously, it's hilarious :laugh: :laugh:
*Laughable.
Excuse me? Did I stutter?
F r i c k
(https://media.giphy.com/media/WMfho5VxnIaOc/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Verdauga on January 10, 2020, 09:32:28 PM
I love this thing's language filter. :laugh:
Seriously, it's hilarious :laugh: :laugh:
I've seen worse. What's really annoying is when you're having a normal conversation and suddenly everything's censored just because whoever created the filter thought that a word like 'nasty' is inappropriate for anybody under 13. And then it doesn't even censor some swear words.
At that point it's inept.
Thankfully, ours is a little more ironed out.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 10, 2020, 03:25:06 AM
*a figure in a tank top and cargo pant comes in*
My territory: Get out.
It's
my territory, and I'll fight to the death to keep it.
(Note to everyone else: we're wildcats, this is what we do.)
Look at that!
*points to something behind Eban, and when she turns, shoots her in the back and then the head.*
You do realise that that almost certainly wouldn't work.
Why? Bullets is bullets, and they are good at their job.
If you insist on arguing I suppose I'll just leave it to Ebantu to sort out. She knows her abilities best.
I shot her in the head, no one can survive that.
How did you know that she'd turn around when you pointed?
I didn't. If she didn't turn, I would have just shot 'er again.
I didn't turn, but I did turn you into a arrow pincushion while you were busy talking to Booklover. Have fun in the Dark Forest!
*sighs and rolls eyes as everone just walks away, leaving One-Eye's dead body on the floor* Do I have to do everything 'round here? *buries One-Eye*
*Begins wordlessly running in a completely different direction.*
No.*helps Teer*
*Kool Aid Mans himself through the cave wall and keeps going.*
What?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/pkY4ra5dhljDW/giphy.gif)
OH YE-*Smashes through the wall so hard I make a quantum anomaly.*
-AAAAAAAAAAH
Wait, how did I get logged in as Kade?
Did we just switch bodies, or did I copy myself?
I don't think the world could handle more than one of me.
I agree, since I am me.
No, I am me.
I am that is.
*Squishes Booklover.*
Why'd you do that? She just made a pretty awesome reference.
Because I feed on pain. These clever children need to be punished.
These children are ingrates.
Mm.
Indeed.
Am that is=Matthias.
I am that is= I, Matthias
(https://i.ibb.co/4d8sTfH/WIN-20200118-17-14-25-Pro.jpg)
What?
hoiho!
Cool.
You're wearing your ball dress! ^-^
erm, yes
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 17, 2020, 05:35:11 PM
These children are ingrates.
So we're Blackthorns? Cool! (except most of you are mundanes).
Ingrateful.
If you keep using that word, or any derivatives or roots, I will have to label you as Zara Dearborn, and you really don't want that.
Mm.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 18, 2020, 04:31:56 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/4d8sTfH/WIN-20200118-17-14-25-Pro.jpg)
the birdie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:3
No. The hoiho. (maori name for the yellow-eyed penguin)
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Quote from: lass of something much on January 19, 2020, 03:55:10 AM
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There is no cheese down here.
::) silly troll, I was calling the Cheese!.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 20, 2020, 12:18:49 AM
There is no cheese down here.
There used to be. But I ate it all.
Yes I did.
Mm.
Mm.
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How random do you get, Lass?! :laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 17, 2020, 04:20:13 PM
Because I feed on pain. These clever children need to be punished.
Oh, okay. *obligingly burns Kade to a crisp*
:o...thats sheevs fate
No it isn't. He has a much worse fate than fire.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2020, 10:45:16 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 17, 2020, 04:20:13 PM
Because I feed on pain. These clever children need to be punished.
Oh, okay. *obligingly burns Kade to a crisp*
This warmth feels nice.
It's nice to have some warmth.
he mite be as could harted as you skarzs
I am Kade.
*whispers to Lass* They switched identities.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 21, 2020, 01:04:15 AM
I am Kade.
I thought we were both Skarzs. I was looking forward to there finally being someone else I could depend on.
Nope, I think you switched.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 02:38:50 AM
*whispers to Lass* They switched identities.
soo, you'r marrying Skarzs?O-O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 03:34:41 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 21, 2020, 01:04:15 AM
I am Kade.
I thought we were both Skarzs. I was looking forward to there finally being someone else I could depend on.
We are Skarzs.
Sooo, are kade with a big skar ;D
I now have 'We are Number One' stuck in my head. Thanks for that.
But we are.
I think Faiyloe would butcher you.
Hence she left. That said, Faiyloe has not been on for a while, so Eb has the time to get away.
*Begins twitching, then shaking violently. Finally, snaps to attention, then falls flat on his back. After a second, jumps back to his footpaws.* Finally! I broke free! *Looks at Skarzs.* YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME
Yes I can.
*Throws peanut-butter covered bread at Skarzs and watches as it sticks to the side of his face.* Heh.
*throws up*
*Throws up at the sight of Lass throwing up.*
*is dry renching*
*Is not.*
*is throwing up* May I borrow your helmet?
sorry I'm- blaaaaa yousing mine
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 02:53:16 PM
*Throws peanut-butter covered bread at Skarzs and watches as it sticks to the side of his face.* Heh.
-___-
^-^
*Peeps the bread off and eats it.*
*is dry renching*ew its like I just got a water gun, filled it with vomit and butter, then skwerted it all over the place!.
Do you want some ginger ale? It really helps with nausea.
(This is actually true. Ginger ale can help releve nausea IRL. )
erm...no thanks.
Ginger is a natural remedy for nausea. And peppermint helps with headaches.
;)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 08:33:57 AM
Ginger is a natural remedy for nausea. And peppermint helps with headaches.
Peppermint is also known to burn your mouth, if past experience tells me anything.
:o
I don't like mint.
Ha, sucks to be you ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 02:44:35 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 08:33:57 AM
Ginger is a natural remedy for nausea. And peppermint helps with headaches.
Peppermint is also known to burn your mouth, if past experience tells me anything.
*slaps forehead in despair* Did you put peppermint oil in your mouth? Silly, silly child. You put it on your temples.
oooohhh, so thats what he meant :P
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 27, 2020, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 02:44:35 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 08:33:57 AM
Ginger is a natural remedy for nausea. And peppermint helps with headaches.
Peppermint is also known to burn your mouth, if past experience tells me anything.
*slaps forehead in despair* Did you put peppermint oil in your mouth? Silly, silly child. You put it on your temples.
I drank it. I drank it all.
oo, you dead soon...
Well, my headache is gone at least :laugh:
maybe, but you should not have that much
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 27, 2020, 03:05:57 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 27, 2020, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 02:44:35 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 08:33:57 AM
Ginger is a natural remedy for nausea. And peppermint helps with headaches.
Peppermint is also known to burn your mouth, if past experience tells me anything.
*slaps forehead in despair* Did you put peppermint oil in your mouth? Silly, silly child. You put it on your temples.
I drank it. I drank it all.
Y O U D R A N K I T A L L
yup thats what he said...
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 28, 2020, 04:11:55 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 27, 2020, 03:05:57 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 27, 2020, 06:33:59 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 02:44:35 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 08:33:57 AM
Ginger is a natural remedy for nausea. And peppermint helps with headaches.
Peppermint is also known to burn your mouth, if past experience tells me anything.
*slaps forehead in despair* Did you put peppermint oil in your mouth? Silly, silly child. You put it on your temples.
I drank it. I drank it all.
Y O U D R A N K I T A L L
Peppermint oil, not dumpster juice. Have no fear.
But yes.
A L L.
mad otter
Yes.
what am I meant to say to THAT!
Look, a new tunnel! *Dashes down said new tunnel.*
,':/
*Dashing continues.*
*Kade comes hurtling round corner, straight into stomach* Oof! I really didn't think your muscles were that hard, Kade. In case you're wondering, I'm just returning from a visit to my cousin's. I finally found her and met her six babies. They're so cute! They run around the cave, breathing fire at whatever moves and play fighting. If you keep going down this tunnel you'll meet them, actually. I'm sure Valdsam would be thrilled to have visitors.
OOC: For future reference, don't drink peppermint oil, especially not that much of it.
Aww, I hope you had fun! *ingraves a picture into a rock*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 01, 2020, 12:53:22 AM
*Teleports the stone guardian into an obscure labyrinth.*
There is now a stone guardian here (well, either here or it somehow jumped to the roleplay board, but I don't think that generally happens).
I've been here the whole time. . .
Precisely.
On a note of detail: is Skarzs the only one of us that uses an extended ellipsis?
No. . .
Quote from: Verdauga on February 01, 2020, 10:41:57 PM
Precisely.
On a note of detail: is Skarzs the only one of us that uses an extended ellipsis?
It's a sign of class.
Oh. I'll stop then.
Don't you want to be classy?
Not really. Do you?
I certainly don't want to be average.
*digs a tunnel*
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 02, 2020, 06:31:45 AM
I certainly don't want to be average.
Which type of average? Mean, mode or median? I certainly hope you aren't mean.
It doesn't matter, since I'm going to be a cut above any kind of average.
*comes out of tunnel*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 31, 2020, 07:25:38 AM
*Kade comes hurtling round corner, straight into stomach* Oof! I really didn't think your muscles were that hard, Kade. In case you're wondering, I'm just returning from a visit to my cousin's. I finally found her and met her six babies. They're so cute! They run around the cave, breathing fire at whatever moves and play fighting. If you keep going down this tunnel you'll meet them, actually. I'm sure Valdsam would be thrilled to have visitors.
OOC: For future reference, don't drink peppermint oil, especially not that much of it.
OOC: To clarify, because multiple people must think i'm insane now, I didn't actually do that. When I said it first, I mentioned how it burned. This was a reference to the peppermint tea I gulped down in the Diner. It was a funny joke. Laugh.
IC:
*Flexes out of instict.* You know it. *Stop flexing.* Is your cousin nice?
I didn't quite care.
I'm happy for you. See? *Smiles winningly.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 03, 2020, 04:17:24 PM
OOC: To clarify, because multiple people must think i'm insane now, I didn't actually do that. When I said it first, I mentioned how it burned. This was a reference to the peppermint tea I gulped down in the Diner. It was a funny joke. Laugh.
IC:
*Flexes out of instict.* You know it. *Stop flexing.* Is your cousin nice?
Okay. *laughs*
Thank you, I appreciate the effort.
*Feels Kade's "muscles."* Soft.
*wonders over to Teer*
*Winning smile turns upon Skarzs and intensifies. Muscles grow in size and density increases.*
Pathetic.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 11, 2020, 01:37:30 PM
You may be the old swollness, but I'm the new flexness.
*Winning smile intensifies. The air hums with the staggering amount of energy contained in Otterbadger's beautifully sculpted muscles.*
I refract light with my abs. Get on my level.
The light refracting capabilities of your body has nothing to do what muscles you may or may not have.
I have to be careful where I flex 'cause every time I do, I create shockwaves. Get on my level.
It's beyond your comprehension.
what did I walk into...
Who knows. Those people are crazy.
them maybe?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 02:12:00 PM
Who knows. Those people are crazy.
You're part of "those people".
Whaaaaaaaaat
Noooooooooooooo
Hey! I'm not crazy! Well, mostly, but not full blooded crazy! *Runs around with an axe*
Yes. I believe you.
*Eye twitches* *Strokes chin* Are you sure? *Brandishes axe under Kade's nose*
*Brandishes enchanted fork under Seb's nose.* Yesh.
*Eats enchanted fork* *Swallows and digests it* Hmm... Tasty.
*Seb dies. Enchanted fork reappears in hand.* Poor widdle baby Seb.
*Wields the mighty Shplork.* All hail the mighty Shplork.
That sounds horrifying. I refuse.
All hail the mighty Shplork.
It sounds like the dying noise of some alien creature.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 08:04:51 PM
*Seb dies. Enchanted fork reappears in hand.* Poor widdle baby Seb.
You mean Widdle Baby Sebbie, Rank Middler?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 08:25:49 PM
It sounds like the dying noise of some alien creature.
It's a spoon/spatula/fork.
*grabs Teeras book* *throws said book down tunnel* *runs for dear life*
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 05, 2020, 11:38:25 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 08:25:49 PM
It sounds like the dying noise of some alien creature.
It's a spoon/spatula/fork.
I know what I said.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 12:50:51 AM
*grabs Teeras book* *throws said book down tunnel* *runs for dear life*
But... why?
you'l see >:D
All hail the mighty Shplork.
okay *throws hail at shplork*
Mm, good call Lass.
hay, you need to do it to he said "all"
Wrong hail.
*Crawls out of random cavern* Have you guys found the way out yet?
There is no way out.
... That's a conversation stopper.
We're all going to die in a heap.
*runs*
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2020, 06:05:05 AM
We're all going to die in a heap.
If I'm gonna die, I'm going out
MY way. *Lights a stick of dynamite.*
*shapeshifts into a snake*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2020, 02:26:57 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2020, 06:05:05 AM
We're all going to die in a heap.
If I'm gonna die, I'm going out MY way. *Lights a stick of dynamite.*
Hey, you are not allowed to kill yourself! That's my job! *grabs the stick of dynamite and throws it away*
chop chip
Eb.
What is your job, specifically? Killing yourself, or killing Kade? And can you... like... not? I kinda like you guys.
Kade's the one who made it dark.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 09, 2020, 01:56:13 AM
Eb.
What is your job, specifically? Killing yourself, or killing Kade? And can you... like... not? I kinda like you guys.she was meaning that killing kade it her job
She is correct.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 09, 2020, 01:56:13 AM
Eb.
What is your job, specifically? Killing yourself, or killing Kade? And can you... like... not? I kinda like you guys.
Spoil sport. But fine, I will restrain myself.
wOw
*burns Lass, retrieves book, produces force field to prevent book from being taken and continues reading, oblivious to the world around*
:laugh: Yay! ficy flame!
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 09, 2020, 02:13:37 AM
Kade's the one who made it dark.
I'm the one who made it dark?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2020, 06:05:05 AM
We're all going to die in a heap.
I believe not, my good sir. T'was thine own doing!
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/56/32/8a/56328ae1cd353ce37b15086fe2aee261.png)
Mm, best to teach them early the terrors of the world.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 09, 2020, 08:09:42 AM
*burns Lass, retrieves book, produces force field to prevent book from being taken and continues reading, oblivious to the world around*
*slips*
*is still reading, oblivious to the world around*
*walks over to Teer, carrying a book* *joins Teer in her state of oblivion*
*Walks over to see what Eb and Teer are reading, the lit stick of dynamite in his paws having been forgotten.*
this makes me happy :)
Spoiler
Guest
10:51:05 AM
Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest
10:50:38 AM
Registering for an account on the forum.
*continues reading, still oblivious to the world around*
*Sighs*
This is what happens when I'm gone most of the day, isn't it?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 12, 2020, 12:08:00 PM
*continues reading, still oblivious to the world around*
*Taps shoulder* Whatcha reading?
your post.
Har har.
You all seem to have accepted that we're trapped down here forever.
Indeed we have.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 13, 2020, 06:13:30 AM
You all seem to have accepted that we're trapped down here forever.
it's fine down here...*eats some cake*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 12, 2020, 10:04:36 PM
*Sighs*
This is what happens when I'm gone most of the day, isn't it?
Verdauga darling, you're back! *forgets about book completely and flings arms 'round Verdauga*
*Dynamite in paw explodes, catching all nearby creatures in it's blast.*
*Grabs Teer and spins around, shielding her from the blast.*
*dynamite explosion sets me on fire*
Well, this is going to be a pain to take off. It appears that my armour is melted together.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 13, 2020, 06:26:56 PM
*dynamite explosion sets me on fire*
Well, this is going to be a pain to take off. It appears that my armour is melted together.
*grins*
*Sets Teer down.*
Nice to see you honey.
One-eye, do you want some help getting out of your armor there?
Poor Hiag.
*One side of me is blackened from where I stood perpendicular to the blast * Oi!
Shall we continue?
Are we just going to move past Kade blowing up dynamite without addressing it?
*bares teeth at Skarzs* Yes.
Are you trying to smile, or. . .
I'm suggesting that you leave the small child with the explosives alone.
(https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fuk-news%2F2019%2Ffeb%2F27%2Fimported-wildcats-could-come-to-rescue-of-scottish-species&psig=AOvVaw0rTllDMj9eXysKcj0pH1nd&ust=1581742452952000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCNDch_qf0OcCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 04:53:50 AM
I'm suggesting that you leave the small child with the explosives alone.
I'll let your insinuation of a threat pass because you refered to Kade as a small child.
^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 04:53:50 AM
I'm suggesting that you leave the small child with the explosives alone.
(https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2##:1132-news%2F2019%2Ffeb%2F27%2Fimported-wildcats-could-come-to-rescue-of-scottish-species&psig=AOvVaw0rTllDMj9eXysKcj0pH1nd&ust=1581742452952000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCNDch_qf0OcCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 14, 2020, 05:28:48 AM
I'll let your insinuation of a threat pass because you refered to Kade as a small child.
Mmmm, feelin' the love, ya'll
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Why not? Let's go.
Ooo, where are we going?
*shrugs* Don't ask me.
You could ask me. I'll answer... but probably not with anything useful to you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 14, 2020, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 04:53:50 AM
I'm suggesting that you leave the small child with the explosives alone.
(https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2##:1132-news%2F2019%2Ffeb%2F27%2Fimported-wildcats-could-come-to-rescue-of-scottish-species&psig=AOvVaw0rTllDMj9eXysKcj0pH1nd&ust=1581742452952000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCNDch_qf0OcCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 14, 2020, 05:28:48 AM
I'll let your insinuation of a threat pass because you refered to Kade as a small child.
Mmmm, feelin' the love, ya'll
Skartu? Naa
Took me a moment to realize what you meant by "Skartu".
Heheh
Nice name but no.
Hay!?
@Sheev Palpatine check this out!!!!!!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE
why?
*grins*
I would have joined in the fun of this topic a while ago. Though, y'all be skipping away from the theme. *Begins to walk into a fully darkened area*
*lights a lantern.*
Got light?
Oh yes. Thank you. *Sniffs* I smell something foul.
Mmm, I wonder what that could be...
It's quite a potent smell.
Rude.
Nnooo, kade did this:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 13, 2020, 03:17:42 PM
*Dynamite in paw explodes, catching all nearby creatures in it's blast.*
thus the smell!
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 15, 2020, 09:25:04 PM
It's quite a potent smell.
Sulfur? Bad eggs? Indigestion vapors?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 15, 2020, 08:51:36 PM
Oh yes. Thank you. *Sniffs* I smell something foul.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 15, 2020, 09:39:06 PM
Spoiler
Kade
*Launches Lass through the Labyrinth roof and into the stratosphere.* She is free now.
Bravo?
I would have done something similar but more violent if I was in your place.
What do these ancient markings tell?
They say that fire is hot.
Wisdom unequaled.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 16, 2020, 04:04:57 AM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 15, 2020, 08:51:36 PM
Oh yes. Thank you. *Sniffs* I smell something foul.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 15, 2020, 09:39:06 PM
Spoiler
Kade
*Launches Lass through the Labyrinth roof and into the stratosphere.* She is free now.
Oi! *comes back* also I did not intend to be rude, Kade, I was simply stating the fact that you try to kill us all with Dynamite sooo.....yeah...sorry if that upset you, but I did not mean it like that...
Kade, you's stanky.
O_O
Oo, oo! I can do that face too! See? O_O
*Walks down the corridor.*
*follows Verdauga* Where are you going?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 17, 2020, 12:12:06 AM
Oo, oo! I can do that face too! See? O_O
COOL!!!!! can you make this face too?
- _
O O -
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 17, 2020, 12:52:38 AM
*follows Verdauga* Where are you going?
Just rambling. After all, not all who wander are lost.
I memorised that poem. It's so cool.
^ sooo, can you?
Can I what?
Um...
Mmm?
Pie! *Runs headlong through a wall.*
That works too. *Follows Kade.*
oh my....
Oh pie!
*Finishes crashing through the thick stone wall and finds himself in a room, which contains in the center a single, massive pie.*
*Picks up the pie.* Mmmmm.
(https://i.postimg.cc/L5jh2797/Scan5-zps2221bddb.jpg)
*Tests the edge of my cleaver.*
Skarzs..... do you want me to cut you a slice of pie?
He'll probably eat it whole.
Sure! I like sharing.
*Cuts the pie into six pieces.*
One for each of us.
By massive, I mean, like, bigger than Taniwha sized. Sorry Skarzs, but it's far larger than you.
I LIKE THE SKETCH THOUGH, IT'S GREAT
Quote from: Verdauga on February 19, 2020, 08:32:46 PM
*Cuts the pie into six pieces.*
One for each of us.
Me, you, Skarzs, Kade, Lass and Ebby?
Sounds good. *eats a piece of pie*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 08:33:03 PM
By massive, I mean, like, bigger than Taniwha sized.
Ya'll is gonna die.
Or Teer.
Indeed.
What?
Dude! PUT A SHERT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're still on that?
I drew that literally years ago, lay off.
Seriously Lass, chill out. It's fine.
>:(
*wanders through the Labyrinth aimlessly*
*Wanders through the Labyrinth aimfully.*
>_<
*Crawls into a corner and eats an entire loaf of bread*
*plays russian roulette*
Um...that's not very wise. Wouldn't you rather eat a loaf of bread? *Gives One-Eye a loaf of bread*
*Throws cheese at Russa.*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 21, 2020, 03:33:47 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 21, 2020, 02:00:36 PM
*plays russian roulette*
By yourself? Isn't that called suicide?
No, I still have more chaos to wreak upon you people, I can't die yet!
Well that's good at least
Yay?
I mean, yay you want to live, but is it really yay that you sound like a mad scientist right now?
Quote from: Verdauga on February 21, 2020, 03:59:43 PM
Yay?
I mean, yay you want to live, but is it really yay that you sound like a mad scientist right now?
I'm trying to build a computer, that doesn't mean I'm a scientist.
I was referencing your phraseology.
I take it you're building a gaming computer? I guess that means you won't consider putting Linux on it...
Quote from: Verdauga on February 21, 2020, 04:04:57 PM
I was referencing your phraseology.
I take it you're building a gaming computer? I guess that means you won't consider putting Linux on it...
Yes. I am tired of lag.
Linux is for crazies
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 21, 2020, 04:18:20 PM
Linux is for crazies
*One-Eye would like to know its location*
You seem to forget that you're on this forum.
Also, HEY!! I USE LINUX!!
Oh, and One-eye?
The Internet.
Ir's for you then, Kade.
I ain't got time for that ;D
.... Sure.....
GAAAH!!
What?
She said 'Gaaah!' really loudly.
It echoed.
Indeed.
*blocks ears* La-dee-da-dee-daaa!
Stop singing! The echoes in here are really loud!
Wait, weren't we supposed to be on our way to meet Teer's cousin or something?
*instantly turns around and walks the other way* No, what made you think that?
*Uses a shephard's hook to keep Eb from escaping.* And where might you be going, my dear?
Let go I'm choking!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 22, 2020, 06:20:43 AM
*Uses a shephard's hook to keep Eb from escaping.* And where might you be going, my dear?
Away from you, no doubt.
Correct I'm still choking
(It's one of those big ones that can hook around the waist, which is where this one is also hooked.)
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 22, 2020, 06:24:45 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 22, 2020, 06:20:43 AM
*Uses a shephard's hook to keep Eb from escaping.* And where might you be going, my dear?
Away from you, no doubt.
Rude.
Oh. *was never choking*
Indeed. I would never do something so uncouth.
Uh huh. *tries to free self from curved stick*
*continues walking aimlessly*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 22, 2020, 06:20:43 AM
*Uses a shephard's hook to keep Eb from escaping.* And where might you be going, my dear?
why is Kade not dead with 50+ arrows in him!?
Because he would Doge them because he refuses to play along with anything. ::)
GGGaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*drops to the ground, paws over ears* Make it stop! Somebeast please make it stop!
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 22, 2020, 07:34:21 PM
Because he would Doge them because he refuses to play along with anything. ::)
Doge, or dodge? It's not too difficult to find that doge image again.
*Muffles Lass.*
Can you stop?
Quote from: Booklover on February 22, 2020, 07:58:37 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 22, 2020, 07:34:21 PM
Because he would Doge them because he refuses to play along with anything. ::)
Doge, or dodge? It's not too difficult to find that doge image again.
Dodge.
We're almost at my cousin's house.
Oh, goodie.
*plays the skwish spunge song*
Man, I can't wait to see her.
*is desperately trying to run the other way but is still restrained by curved stick*
Why are you trying to run the other way? Do you not want to meet my cousin?
AAAAHHHHH! *is still trying to run the other way* Give me liberty or give me death!
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 22, 2020, 07:34:21 PM
Because he would Doge them because he refuses to play along with anything. ::)
Says the impervious rock troll
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 23, 2020, 07:03:14 AM
AAAAHHHHH! *is still trying to run the other way* Give me liberty or give me death!
*Whistles while still pulling Eb along, following Teer.*
*gives up and goes completely limp*
Ebby has given up all the way.
no terning back now.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 23, 2020, 07:14:21 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 22, 2020, 07:34:21 PM
Because he would Doge them because he refuses to play along with anything. ::)
Says the impervious rock troll
Hey, have I dodged anything you guys have done to me in your BWAS?
No, and you should, don't let them do that to you! ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 23, 2020, 04:26:03 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 23, 2020, 07:14:21 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 22, 2020, 07:34:21 PM
Because he would Doge them because he refuses to play along with anything. ::)
Says the impervious rock troll
Hey, have I dodged anything you guys have done to me in your BWAS?
Have you doged anything?
The point is that I'm at least somewhat playing along. I haven't squished any of you yet.
lord help the poor beasts who gets that done to them...
It 'az 'appened.
*Polishes knuckles.*
*hides*
*is moaning softly*
Tut! it's another atack!
*shreeks*
*the party arrive in a huge cavern with slightly charred pictures on the walls*
We're here. Now, I wonder where my cousin is. *baby dragon runs out and begins setting fire to guests*
Mary, stop that this instant! These are my friends.
Dey thtill be fwendth wen dey burned.
Your fire is too oily. You need to add more oxygen to make it really useful, young fire lizard.
*is not on fire because scratched Mary's nose when she came near, thus scaring her away*
*shapeshifts* don't be mean to poor little dragons!
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 23, 2020, 04:26:03 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 23, 2020, 07:14:21 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 22, 2020, 07:34:21 PM
Because he would Doge them because he refuses to play along with anything. ::)
Says the impervious rock troll
Hey, have I dodged anything you guys have done to me in your BWAS?
I said impervious. You don't
need to dodge anything, really. And I don't dodge everything either, just the stuff that needs dodging. ;D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 23, 2020, 10:34:46 PM
*is moaning softly*
What's this about now?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 24, 2020, 03:59:13 AM
*the party arrive in a huge cavern with slightly charred pictures on the walls*
We're here. Now, I wonder where my cousin is. *baby dragon runs out and begins setting fire to guests*
Mary, stop that this instant! These are my friends.
Dey thtill be fwendth wen dey burned.
*Begins playing with the baby dragon.* Awwww, she's so
cute!
Quote from: lass of something much on February 23, 2020, 06:45:31 PM
lord help the poor beasts who gets that done to them...
It is rather
depressing, but y'just gotta learn to
bounce back, y'know?
*Is on fire, looking for the nearest extinguisher.*
Stop drop and roll, unless you want us to spit on you.
*Uses extinguisher on self.*
*It isn't very effective...*
*Is still playing with the baby dragon and so doesn't notice Verdauga's plight.*
*shapeshifts into a cold drake, then skwerts water at Verdie*
PshhhhhpshTHAT'S ENOUGH!
Thanks, Lass. Now I'm gonna see about unburnt clothes.
No shirt.
Well, I can't help it being burnt off.
*covers eyes and moans again*
Oh, reLAX.
*Teleports out.*
I'm not bothered by the fact that you are half naked, I'm annoyed by the fact I was just dragged along a tunnel to a cave full of carnivorous reptiles.
Well, I left to get fresh clothing. Wouldn't look good to be a guest dressed as I was, eh?
Suit yourself.
I do believe that is his intention.
And you'll be fiiiiiiiine, Eb, just look at this little cutie! *Holds up Mary, the baby dragon he'd been playing with.*
*flattens ears and growls at the young carnivorous reptile*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 01:31:48 AM
Suit yourself.
*Looks at self.*
You're right, I forgot the suitcoat!
We're in a Labyrinth. How many shops are there round here?
I have no idea.
*Spots a neon sign down a side passage.* Well, there's at least one.
I guess if you're stuck down here forever, make the best of it.
I'm more curious as to where they're getting electricity. *Begins heading to see what the shop is all about, still carrying Mary along.*
*ears slowly return to normal position as the young carnivorous reptile is removed*
How do you know it's not a herbivore or omnivore?
IT'S A DRAGON.
And? Who said dragons have to be carnivores?
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:41:02 PM
And? Who said dragons have to be carnivores?
They wouldn't survive without eating meat, Booklover.
Also: *Puppets storm through the labyrinth* *Barney stands before the populace*
*ignores Sheev and his toys* They have large sharp teeth. It makes no sense for them to eat anything other than meat.
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:41:02 PM
And? Who said dragons have to be carnivores?
ahhh...*points to chest*
*venomas dart shoots out of finger, stabing threw scails*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*fants*
*Calls down the passageway.* Looks like a convenience store or something; they have all sorts of stuff in there!
Um...
*screems*
*Kade and Mary also screem, one of them blowing out fire in the process.*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 25, 2020, 07:41:38 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:41:02 PM
And? Who said dragons have to be carnivores?
They wouldn't survive without eating meat, Booklover.
Also: *Puppets storm through the labyrinth* *Barney stands before the populace*
Then they can be omnivores. Also, why would they die if they didn't eat meat? How do you know they need meat to survive? Aren't the puppets dead?
*shoots all the puppets* Well, if they weren't dead before, they're dead now.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 07:42:39 PM
*ignores Sheev and his toys* They have large sharp teeth. It makes no sense for them to eat anything other than meat.
Who says they have large sharp teeth? Haven't you heard of Toothless (book Toothless)?
*starts dieing*
*stops Lass dying*
*has ten darts in chest*
@Kade Rivok Your unofficially officially adopted sister-in-law requires medical attention!
XP
*Walks over.* Dearie me, now why'd you go and do this to yourself, Lass? I think this may be too much for the ol' Heimlich maneuver to sort out.
*Pulls the darts out and begins slowly spinning the magic spoon over the wounds. The poison inside Lass's body spirals outwards from them and disperses into nothing. As this occurs, he concurrently uses the enchanted fork to heal her body from the damage the poison has already caused, the last of which is the open wounds caused by the darts.*
There ya go. Should be right as rain now!
And here I was thinking I'd have to administer first-aid. Thanks Kade.
Gaaahh! *is in pain*
*Heals the pain away and give Lass a chocolate cookie.* There now, all better!
thanks! ^-^
No problem ^-^
anyways, dragons are meateaters.
I have to agree. *Takes Mary back to the shop down the tunnel.*
GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS.
SHEEV IS OFFLINE. WE DID IT!
*Calls down the tunnel from in front of the store.* Of course, was there any doubt? Now, come help me look after Teer's baby cousin until she gets back.
first, that is her pet, not cousin, also can I come to?
whoo wanna throwa mea a speed bowl.
*Reminds self that Barney doesn't exist.*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 25, 2020, 10:09:43 PM
first, that is her pet, not cousin, also can I come to?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 24, 2020, 03:59:13 AM
We're here. Now, I wonder where my cousin is. *baby dragon runs out and begins setting fire to guests*
Mary, stop that this instant! These are my friends.
Cousin.
Also, of course! This place has a ton of different stuff, it looks like. I'm sure there'll be something for you as well, Lass.
you know Teer is my sister, I know what my cousin is.
*runs to cach up with Kade and Mary*
*Holds the door open for Lass and confetti comes flying out.* Wow, what a festive joint.
Noooo! not confetti!! *runs away from confetti*
Her only weakness!!
Three pages. I literally don't have the time to read it all.
. . .I HATE confetti!
Did I say confetti? I meant, uh... cut up strips of Fruit by the Foot! (Is Fruit by the Foot still a thing?)
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 26, 2020, 01:36:27 AM
Three pages. I literally don't have the time to read it all.
Sure you do.
:laugh:
No, I don't. I don't even know why I'm posting. . .
because you want to be a contributing member of this community?
*peers suspiciously at the confetti and then at the door from whence it came* I am not going in there.
:l
I dunno, it looks like they literally have a little bit of everything. I'm going in. *Goes in.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 26, 2020, 05:59:13 AM
No, I don't. I don't even know why I'm posting. . .
Better than not posting at all (as long as you don't start spamming and being rude, but I doubt that will happen).
Mmm, as do I.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 05:37:17 PM
I dunno, it looks like they literally have a little bit of everything. I'm going in. *Goes in.*
no kiding, they even have a bag of blod...
Right? And I don't even know what that is!
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:44:58 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 05:37:17 PM
I dunno, it looks like they literally have a little bit of everything. I'm going in. *Goes in.*
no kiding, they even have a bag of blod...
Phew! I was running low. *Looks at bag* What type is this?
B-
C+
A+++++++++
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:55:15 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 06:44:58 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 05:37:17 PM
I dunno, it looks like they literally have a little bit of everything. I'm going in. *Goes in.*
no kiding, they even have a bag of blod...
Phew! I was running low. *Looks at bag* What type is this?
O.O
Lol.
No. *turns around and begins walking back the way everybeast came*
Lame.
Clearly not; she's walking, can't you tell?
*Is in the store with Mary, both ooing and ahhing at the marvels held therein.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 10:51:07 PM
A+++++++++
Please may you convert that into a number grade? I think it would be 15 or 16 but I'm not entirely sure.
105
105%, or the grade 105?
Can you convert that to Fahrenheit?
;D
-270.67
If I can remember the equation. Let's see, /5 x9 and add 32, isn't it?
221, probably. Could look it up.
You assume too much.
*slowly starts going mad* Maaath!!
What's the problem with maths?
my poor little mind!
*Walks out of the shop.* You know, me and Mary really bonded after the weeks we spent in there. She's a cool little dragon.
>_>
Aw, that's so cute! Is she sorry for burninng my shirt?
nupe
Ok, well the "cool" was metaphorical. She... *looks back at the store as flames burst out the front door.* ...still likes to set things on fire.
thorght so.
Luckily I'm wearing fire-proof clothes.
But are you fireproof?
*laughs*
I am immortal.
🧝🏻♂️
*calls from down the passageway*I'm not.
🧝🏼♀️
*Heads back down the tunnel, still carrying Mary.* Sorry Eb, what was that? Couldn't hear ya.
Nothing! *flees*
Goodness, that girl seems to run away from me a lot.
-_-
And make strange faces. What an odd one, she is.
aye.
That one, too.
really? I only do that when you try to stop me.
*Stops you.*
*is still fleeing*
Well, guess I'll just sit here and wait for people to re-appear. *Plays with Mary some more.*
*cautiously returns* Is the small carnivourous reptile still around?
*Is still playing with Mary.* Yup indeed. Though, you know that you're carnivorous as well technically, right?
Yes, but I am not (particularly) small and I'm not reptilian. And I don't breath fire.
Ok, I see the fire breathing being a problem, but what's wrong with being small and reptilian?
FUR. I LIKE FUR.
Well yeah, I found that out recently -_-
But that doesn't mean you should dislike those without it, now, should you?
It's more the fire breathing aspect that puts me off. Teer can control it too some degree, but Mary...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 05:20:04 AM
*Stops you.*
oh man...*trys to run away, but has been stoped*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 06:43:38 AM
It's more the fire breathing aspect that puts me off. Teer can control it too some degree, but Mary...
Mary can control it, she just chooses not to most of the time. And I'm reptilian, don't have fur and am small in real life. Does that mean you don't like me?
yes.
why?
Eb's fur shenanigans are well documented. It's one of the funniest pieces of the manly thread.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 09:51:20 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 06:43:38 AM
It's more the fire breathing aspect that puts me off. Teer can control it too some degree, but Mary...
Mary can control it, she just chooses not to most of the time. And I'm reptilian, don't have fur and am small in real life. Does that mean you don't like me?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 10, 2020, 11:34:35 AM
yes.
No. No we do like her.
Sure we do, but what about Eb?
Yes, her too. Goodness.
We'll have to wait for her answer to see ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on March 09, 2020, 11:10:11 PM
I am immortal.
Immortal does not mean invulnerable.
Of course we like you Teer. And Ebby. And everyone else.
Might as well. Mean's I can't die, at least.
Depends. In most cases (this is talking about fictional, as no known person is immortal), if a human becomes immortal, it does not mean invulnerable. They can't do the lambada on a bed of knives, for example.
Daah!
In my case, it seems to mean that there is no way to kill me.
Can you cause your own death?
I can fake my own death, but I think not.
*raises eyebrow*
@Etta, darling, where is the rest of the family?
they are not book nerds...or at lest, not as much as Teer and I..
They should be. Your other older sister and mum have ff.net accounts, right? Doesn't that count as being book nerds?
She might be talking about the cousins in here...
Disown them if they refuse to read Redwall.
Sorry, Booklover. I'm not disowning anybeast.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 05:58:26 PM
@Etta, darling, where is the rest of the family?
Dad: Outside with a customer.
Mum: Ah... probably sewing Moa's dress.
Oldest sister: I would assume she's at work.
Oldest sister's husband: Also at work.
Oldest sister's son: With his mum, I think.
Brother: Probably at work.
Second oldest sister: University, presumably.
Third oldest sister: At her house, playing with her baby.
Third oldest sister's husband: Either at his house or on his farm, probably working with deer.
Third oldest sister's son: Being adorable with his mum.
Fourth oldest sister: Who knows? She's probably either looking for a job or already has a job and is currently doing it.
Ebby: My first guess is that she's at home, probably with the cousins.
Lass: On her computer.
Fourth youngest brother: At home with cousins.
Moa: Somewhere, probably with Lima.
Third youngest brother: At home with cousins.
Second youngest brother: At home with cousins.
Youngest brother: At home with cousins, most likely naked.
Adopted dad: Probably working.
Adopted mum: At home. With cousins.
There, happy?
Well, I was talking about your cousins in here, but that works too, I guess.
Goodness gracious. *Mary, being held by Kade, feels the same way.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 08:28:48 PM
Well, I was talking about your cousins in here, but that works too, I guess.
Oh man. My mum has seven siblings, my dad has three. I have a lot of cousins. (plus there's the adopted cousins too)
Wow.
Big families are great.
Now, let's see...
Cousin one: At school, I think.
Cousin two: School.
Cousin three: School.
Cousin four: Preschool, most likely.
Cousin five: School.
Cousin six: Preschool.
Cousin seven: Preschool.
Cousin eight: Japan.
Cousin nine: Work.
Cousin ten: Work.
Cousin eleven: Work.
Cousin twelve: Work.
Cousin thirteen: Work.
Cousin fourteen: School?
Cousin fifteen: School.
Cousin sixteen: Work.
Cousin seventeen: Work.
Cousin eighteen: School.
Cousin nineteen: School.
Cousin twenty: School.
Cousin twenty-one: ...? She's four, I think, so either preschool or home.
Cousin twenty-two: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-three: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-four: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-five: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-six: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-seven: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-eight: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-nine: School, probably.
Cousin thirty: Preschool or home?
I think that's all of them. (All the first cousins, anyway)
...Whoa.
Oi! Teeeer! I was giving the fish a water change! ::)
*Is ever more glad to have a small family.*
you crazy!
We already knew that, Lass. Also Teer, I am surprised you even thought I could not like you.
wut?
I am confirming this statement:
Quote from: lass of something much on March 10, 2020, 11:49:03 PM
you crazy!
and also saying that I do indeed like Teer, very much.
Zigzactly.
I haven't "heard" someone "say" that in awhile
Neither.
I say it quite frequently. Somebeast hasn't been listening.
Anyway, I didn't actually doubt your sanity that much, Eb. (Meaning, of course, that I knew full well you liked me. Who wouldn't?) I was simply making a point.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 05:57:14 AM
I haven't "heard" someone "say" that in awhile
why all the "s?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 11, 2020, 10:09:54 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 05:57:14 AM
I haven't "heard" someone "say" that in awhile
why all the "s?
Because I'm not actually hearing anybeast
say anything, it's all text ^-^
oh.. there was no need to quote that...(-_-)
*grins as another baby dragon comes hurling down tunnel, ignoring everybeast but his auntie*
Unee Nuffink! I wath hopin' you come back'n he'.
Hey, Morgan. Where's your mum?
O, thee gone 'way, vithik Mithuth Linthee. Thed be back thoon.
Morgie!
His name is Morgan, excuse me very much.
Are you sure it isn't Igor?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 12, 2020, 09:58:53 AM
His name is Morgan, excuse me very much.
It's my job to come up with nicknames
*Walks up holding Mary.* How big is this side of the family, exactly?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 09:37:24 PM
Big families are great.
Now, let's see...
Cousin one: At school, I think.
Cousin two: School.
Cousin three: School.
Cousin four: Preschool, most likely.
Cousin five: School.
Cousin six: Preschool.
Cousin seven: Preschool.
Cousin eight: Japan.
Cousin nine: Work.
Cousin ten: Work.
Cousin eleven: Work.
Cousin twelve: Work.
Cousin thirteen: Work.
Cousin fourteen: School?
Cousin fifteen: School.
Cousin sixteen: Work.
Cousin seventeen: Work.
Cousin eighteen: School.
Cousin nineteen: School.
Cousin twenty: School.
Cousin twenty-one: ...? She's four, I think, so either preschool or home.
Cousin twenty-two: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-three: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-four: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-five: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-six: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-seven: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-eight: Eb's house.
Cousin twenty-nine: School, probably.
Cousin thirty: Preschool or home?
I think that's all of them. (All the first cousins, anyway)
Does that apply to the dragons though?
No, it doesn't. As far as the Beastian side go, I don't even know how many there are. We have a large family and not all of us are reptiles either. Mary and Morgan are second cousins, I think.
*has a tui feather*
*has a pink and black watch*
*has started digging a new tunnel.*
...sheep fluff..
Sheep fluff isn't nearly as soft as Otterbadger fluff... Not that I'd know, of course! I'm speculating.
Teer...shut e gob.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 13, 2020, 02:24:10 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 05:59:37 PM
Are you sure it isn't Igor?
I'm sure.
Does he like sewing?
In Eragon (the series, not the book), Saphira says at one point that she doesn't like eating sheep because the wool gets stuck in her teeth. Another time has a riddle that goes something like 'is every hue of the rainbow, can eat a thousand sheep in a row, always sleeps rolled up' (see if you can get the real answer), and Saphira answers with 'a dragon' (the wrong answer). And of course when Angela says that Eragon may as well have named his sword Sheepbiter, then he says that he alreday has one Sheepbiter (namely Saphira), so doesn't need another.
:o
poor sheep!
Quote from: Booklover on March 14, 2020, 03:23:03 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 13, 2020, 02:24:10 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 05:59:37 PM
Are you sure it isn't Igor?
I'm sure.
Does he like sewing?
In Eragon (the series, not the book), Saphira says at one point that she doesn't like eating sheep because the wool gets stuck in her teeth. Another time has a riddle that goes something like 'is every hue of the rainbow, can eat a thousand sheep in a row, always sleeps rolled up' (see if you can get the real answer), and Saphira answers with 'a dragon' (the wrong answer). And of course when Angela says that Eragon may as well have named his sword Sheepbiter, then he says that he alreday has one Sheepbiter (namely Saphira), so doesn't need another.
That explanation goes right over my head. And no, Morgan doesn't like sewing. He's as much of a pyromaniac as his sister.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 02, 2019, 01:59:07 AM
*Also takes an apple* Ooh! What if it's a map or something?
yizsss
...What?
Hmm? *grins evily*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 15, 2020, 12:21:55 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 14, 2020, 03:23:03 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 13, 2020, 02:24:10 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 05:59:37 PM
Are you sure it isn't Igor?
I'm sure.
Does he like sewing?
In Eragon (the series, not the book), Saphira says at one point that she doesn't like eating sheep because the wool gets stuck in her teeth. Another time has a riddle that goes something like 'is every hue of the rainbow, can eat a thousand sheep in a row, always sleeps rolled up' (see if you can get the real answer), and Saphira answers with 'a dragon' (the wrong answer). And of course when Angela says that Eragon may as well have named his sword Sheepbiter, then he says that he alreday has one Sheepbiter (namely Saphira), so doesn't need another.
That explanation goes right over my head. And no, Morgan doesn't like sewing. He's as much of a pyromaniac as his sister.
Guess he's not an Igor, then.
ALL THE GOLD!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 14, 2020, 08:22:06 AM
Sheep fluff isn't nearly as soft as Otterbadger fluff... Not that I'd know, of course! I'm speculating.
*Calls from the tunnel he's currently digging.*
I heard that.
Congratulations. You have fully functioning ears.
And fur fluffier than a sheep, apparently.
sheep arn't very fluffy, so that's not saying much.
Sounds like your sheep need help then. The point of them is to be fluffy -_-
er, no, the so called point of them is to be a lawn mower.or food, but I love them to much, and there is no way I'm eating my little sheepies
Lass, sheep are fluffy.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 01:29:50 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 14, 2020, 08:22:06 AM
Sheep fluff isn't nearly as soft as Otterbadger fluff... Not that I'd know, of course! I'm speculating.
*Calls from the tunnel he's currently digging.*
I heard that.
What you're supposed to say is 'thanks'.
Pffffffft!!
What I'm supposed to say is "Why do you know that?" :laugh:
Quote from: lass of something much on March 17, 2020, 06:00:11 AM
er, no, the so called point of them is to be a lawn mower.or food, but I love them to much, and there is no way I'm eating my little sheepies
My little sheepies, actually.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 06:24:42 AM
What I'm supposed to say is "Why do you know that?" :laugh:
It just looks so fluffy! *watches as Mary strokes fluff* Besides, anything that's soft enough to keep Mary from burning it must be fluffy indeed.
Huh, yeah, she has been rather captivated by it, now that you mention.
I can confirm, though, that it is exceedingly fluffy.
Stop it. Stop talking.
Why? It is though, and I take good care of it to make sure that it stays as such.
STOP TEMPTING ME.
THE TRUTH MUST BE KNOWN! THE FLUFF IS TRUTH!
*moans and closes eyes tightly, covering ears with paws*
You do you, Eb. I'm gonna keep working on this tunnel while Mary, uh... rubs my fur, I guess. I keep forgetting that she's doing that....
*moans again*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 17, 2020, 06:26:03 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 17, 2020, 06:00:11 AM
er, no, the so called point of them is to be a lawn mower.or food, but I love them to much, and there is no way I'm eating my little sheepies
My little sheepies, actually.
your little sheepies that I love and care for.
*Tunnel digging continues.* Eb, you're making odd noises.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 06:50:37 AM
THE TRUTH MUST BE KNOWN! THE FLUFF IS TRUTH!
The Truth Shall Make Ye
Free!Fret!Fere!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 02:22:24 PM
*Tunnel digging continues.* Eb, you're making odd noises.
::) that's just what Ebbys do, Rivok.
There are multiple Ebbys?
err, no? why do you ask?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 09:11:10 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 02:22:24 PM
*Tunnel digging continues.* Eb, you're making odd noises.
::) that's just what Ebbys do, Rivok.
That implies that there are multiple.
Lass' implications are rarely true.
*Stops digging tunnel and sits down.* Break time.
*passes sandwiches to Kade and Mary*
Aw! don't I get one? :'( :'( :'( :'(
Sure you do. *gives a sandwich to Lass*
*Explores the cousins' house further.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 10:32:57 PM
Sure you do. *gives a sandwich to Lass*
thanks! *happly eats sandwich*
*Accepts the sandwich gratefully from Teer.*
Did we ever actually make it to their house? We met up with Mary... *Rubs Mary's head.* ...who came running out of a tunnel, and kinda stopped there.
No, we didn't actually. Morgan said my cousin wasn't home anyway.
Mary is still pating you, Rivok...
Yeah, I know. I guess if she enjoys it, then it's fine.
*Is looking through the cousins' fridge.*
Rude.
She won't mind.
*slowly opens one eye* Is Mary still...doing what she was doing?
Yes, and I gave permission to Teer to do the same whenever she pleases, so I guess I should extend the same courtesy to you as well.
No, please don't. I must cure myself of this desire.
Why? Fluffy things are nice; what's wrong with that?
...good point.
not you too....
<_<
*Comes back to the group, holding loaves of bread, a bowl of salad, a meat and cheese sandwich, a bowl of ice cream, and a glass of water.*
HI GUYS!
@Mary, I believe the bad man there stole some of your ice cream.
How big are the bowls?
Quote from: Booklover on March 19, 2020, 05:41:40 PM
How big are the bowls?
Small enough to be carried with ev'rything else I have here.
THEY ARE FOR TANIWHA!!!!!
Taniwha.
Also Kade, he's a cat, not a man.
wow, how did I even get that wrong...
I believe the 'he' referred to you, Verdauga. Are you not a cat?
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Are you absolutely sure? Given that that isn't you, so clearly you can't be like them.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 05:04:00 PM
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Keep that filth out of here.
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Why is the person wearing black waving a massive key at somebody else?
Welcome to Kingdom Hearts weaponry.
*leaves*
Probably for the best.
Mm.
*Contemplates spamming KH memes more.*
Do that in a different thread at least -_- We've got important stuff to handle here.
*Looks at the board name.*
Uh- huh. Sure you do.
For reals though.
What important stuff are you going to handle, Kade?
I'm not telling you. You're a mean person that keeps secrets from folks. *Sticks out tongue.*
I don't know anything about what Teer was talking about.
*Tongue sticking out intensifies.*
*sticks out tongue in return*
What, do you know something?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 10:31:25 PM
*sticks out tongue in return*
*Sticks out tongue even more.*
*fades into the shadows*
*Catches Lass before she vanishes.* Fess up!
If you stick your tongue out and downwards, like this *demonstrates* it means 'I'm going to eat you' if you're doing a haka.
Hmm, I'll keep that in mind for the next time I need to threaten you. Which, I feel, might not be too far away.
*steps between Lass and Kade* Don't touch her or you'll have two of us against you.
Why are you bringing me into this, again?
Sorry, I meant Kade. Fixed.
No apologies necessary.
Our names are vastly different -_-
I had four hours of sleep last night.
I've gone to work like that many times ;D
Yeesh. Well, my brain is still developing, so I need more sleep.
Anyways, I wouldn't have to threaten anybeast if ya'll would just come clean!
I am unnaturally clean, thanks to you and your shampoo. *glares at Kade*
I will drag you back to that watering hole and MAKE SURE of it if you don't tell me what I want to know!
Are you threatening me?
Why, you want me to do the haka?
Not unless you know how. (actually I was quoting Ice Age 2)
oh my gosh YES! do a haka!
Whilst singing opera! I would love to see that.
ANYWAYS, yes, I was threatening you. Now tell me what I want to know!
*is wary* What do you want to know?
He would like to know the location of the lamb sauce.
Negative. ...well, ok maybe, but not right now.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 11:00:43 PM
*is wary* What do you want to know?
I want to know what info Teer has related to me that she doesn't want to spill!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 20, 2020, 11:01:22 PM
He would like to know the location of the lamb sauce.
oh, that's on the roof...don't ask..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 11:02:54 PM
Negative. ...well, ok maybe, but not right now.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 11:00:43 PM
*is wary* What do you want to know?
I want to know what info Teer has related to me that she doesn't want to spill!
I don't know either.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 11:04:08 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 11:02:54 PM
Negative. ...well, ok maybe, but not right now.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 11:00:43 PM
*is wary* What do you want to know?
I want to know what info Teer has related to me that she doesn't want to spill!
I don't know either.
You have made a grammatical mistake.
Please correct me.
I have made a mistake in judgement...
Just tell me what I did wrong. I'm very tired and making a lot of mistakes today.
Nothing, there was no mistake. I just misread a word.
Ah, cool. ^-^
lol
*climbs a tree*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 11:04:08 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 11:02:54 PM
Negative. ...well, ok maybe, but not right now.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 11:00:43 PM
*is wary* What do you want to know?
I want to know what info Teer has related to me that she doesn't want to spill!
I don't know either.
Lies! You obviously know something!
*backs away* No, really.
....
I know nothing of what she was talking about.
You sure acted like you did, yesterday.
*continues backing away* Did I?
Yes. Because you know something.
*continues backing away* No, I'm fairly sure I don't.
*rolls eyes*
Ya'll are annoying. *Goes back to digging.*
thank you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 11:33:47 PM
Ya'll are annoying. *Goes back to digging.*
Anticlimax much.
*Grabs Eb.* You want me to do something?!
I didn't say that. I meant you gave up pretty easily. Please don't shampoo me again.
...so, you want to take another visit to the water hole, do you?
It's a river, and no, I don't.
Lass lead us to a water hole, ya goof! And, are you sure?
I don't think I like this one..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 11:56:48 PM
Lass lead us to a water hole, ya goof! And, are you sure?
A water hole is a hole with water in it; a river is a very long hole. Yes, I'm sure. Anything but that.
*saves Ebby*
Not possible, Lass. I'm doomed.
Poor little Ebby..
Indeed. *is pitiable*
just...cheese...
Excuse me, it was a swimming hole. Wrong term. EVEN SO.
>_<
I still have nothing to tell you.
she knows nothing of it Rivok.
You don't know that, much.
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This is the start of the #the-dark-empire channel. A fic where Redwall and Salamandastron are in danger - two sieges for the price of one.
Waycaster03/10/2020
@AvengeThem have fun!
March 11, 2020
AvengeThem03/11/2020
Thanks
March 16, 2020
Keva StrongbowLast Monday at 8:53 AM
Hi, new member!
March 17, 2020
LassLast Tuesday at 4:42 PM
Ooo, who are you avenging?
March 18, 2020
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 12:57 AM
heh
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All the poor innocent vermin killed by murderous woodlanders
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I mean, boiling half of Cluny's army alive was...
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And they threw boulders on the other side of the tunnel so they couldn't escape...
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:02 AM
I know.
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I bet a fanfic about the gang pressed soldiers would be interesting.
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:03 AM
Probably
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:05 AM
Most definetly
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:07 AM
It's hard to make a "black and white" story, when some of the antagonists are forced against their will.
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:07 AM
very true
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:07 AM
But it is interesting. I wish it were more heavily utilized.
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:08 AM
Well I have something of that sort coming eventuaaaaally
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I suppose Deserters counts as well but Keldors slower than I am
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Havent read most of Dark Empire so wouldnt know
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:08 AM
So, all the vermin die in redwall? Does it mention any of the gang pressed going free?
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Alright.
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That's cool though Grey!
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:09 AM
A lot die in Redwall
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:09 AM
Captain Snow and Squire Gingivere kill all the poor vermin trying to escape the murderous woodlanders
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:09 AM
A couple ran out the abbey and were assaulted (read devoured) by a cat and an owl
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Im not sure if the wording was vague enough for there to plausibly be one or two survivors
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:10 AM
I'm guessing there was a few survivors
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:11 AM
Poor things.
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:11 AM
R.I.P.
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Though better than getting boiled alive
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:11 AM
Why did Brian make them gang pressed if they were all evil in the first place?
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True.
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:11 AM
Interesting question...
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:12 AM
Well the actual pressganging makes Cluny seem more evil
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So theres that
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:12 AM
Killconey didn't wish to join the army. He wanted to have peace. But his family was murdered and then he was killed by vicious Matthias
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:13 AM
Wow......
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That would be an awesome fic!
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:13 AM
Yes.
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Or just a drabbel
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drabble
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:14 AM
Drabble wouldn't be bad
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:14 AM
I have many planned for some vermin
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Specifically Groddil, Killconey, and a few others
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:14 AM
To be fair it was more Cluny who killed Killconey
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:14 AM
King Mortspear
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True
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:15 AM
Grabbed him and used him as a shield
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:15 AM
It could read like a straight forward drama tragedy, but would be darkly comedic cause the reader knows the context.
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You're right Grey.
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That's cool though! I'd love to read then avenge!
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:16 AM
Not as dark as being BOILED ALIVE
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And Constance smashes Fangburn against the wall countless times
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:17 AM
Ew I know.
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:17 AM
The Groddil drabble will be somewhat important to the Dark Empire
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:22 AM
i forget, who was Groddil
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:23 AM
High Magician to Ungatt Trunn.
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He killed his master
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:23 AM
Pushed him into the sea?
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:23 AM
yes
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:24 AM
Nice
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I like him
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:24 AM
So do I
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Though Trunn was one of the greatest villains, I liked Groddil more
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:25 AM
I always wished we had seen more of Verdauga
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:25 AM
So do I
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I have a plan for Mortspear, maybe I will do Verdauga
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:28 AM
Comparing Ungatt and Groddil is unfair for me though
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Im biased towards rats
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 1:28 AM
Neither are rats...
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Wednesday at 1:29 AM
Groddil isnt a rat?
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Oh fox same difference
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I think cats are my least favourite Redwall species by process of elimination
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Which, I guess, is a bit unfair on them(edited)
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:42 AM
Oh yes, I heard of the poor fox. He was sympathetic and won at the end.
WaycasterLast Wednesday at 1:42 AM
Sayna wrote about him.
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:42 AM
Oh that's cool!
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Her fanfic account is sayna as well yes?
WaycasterLast Wednesday at 1:43 AM
She doesn't really use FFN
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Go to Holt Rhulain for her.
abrahemLast Wednesday at 1:45 AM
Oh nice.
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I will.
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Sounds like a neat site.
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 11:18 AM
I will check it out
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 11:30 AM
So far it's more of after Trunn. He must be ancient! How he could make it all the way to Mossflower
WaycasterLast Wednesday at 11:30 AM
I don't understand. Care to paraphrase?
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 11:31 AM
Sayna's fan-fiction about Groddil
WaycasterLast Wednesday at 11:31 AM
Ah. Which one? There are so many...
abrahemLast Wednesday at 11:31 AM
Cool.
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 11:31 AM
Four Warriors cometh has him
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On Holt Rhulain, not FFN
WaycasterLast Wednesday at 11:32 AM
Ah. Yeah...
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She altered the timeline. Not a bad thing.
AvengeThemLast Wednesday at 11:32 AM
No
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Not a bad thing
March 19, 2020
AvengeThemLast Thursday at 1:41 AM
Of course, Groddil can use magic in her story
WaycasterLast Thursday at 1:41 AM
Lots of beasts can in hers. Or mine for that matter.
AvengeThemLast Thursday at 1:44 AM
Yeah, I noticed
WaycasterLast Thursday at 1:45 AM
Different systems and all that.
AvengeThemLast Thursday at 1:45 AM
Nobody can use magic at the present time in mine
WaycasterLast Thursday at 1:45 AM
Time travel!
AvengeThemLast Thursday at 1:46 AM
Heh
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Of course, I'd need magic to do that
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Kind of a paradox
WaycasterLast Thursday at 1:47 AM
I won't touch that in the near future. Things get out of paw quickly.
AvengeThemLast Thursday at 1:48 AM
Yes. Time travel can be very confusing
ArkosLast Thursday at 1:50 AM
If you think about it there is only one way it would work. I love talking about it because it is so simple
WaycasterLast Thursday at 1:50 AM
Oh?
AvengeThemLast Thursday at 1:50 AM
Hmm?
WaycasterLast Thursday at 1:52 AM
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Thursday at 1:54 AM
There is one way it can work but its not exactly time travel
WaycasterLast Thursday at 1:54 AM
¿Qué?
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Thursday at 1:54 AM
And its more of a prank really
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Do what the Mayans did and end your calendar on a specific date
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Someone, somewhere will wind up thinking it's a doomsday date
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Boom, you've pranked the people of the future
abrahemLast Thursday at 1:59 AM
lol. True
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People were so dumb during 2012.
Your Theory Is IncorrectLast Thursday at 2:00 AM
They
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Are
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Still
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Dumb
abrahemLast Thursday at 2:01 AM
TASD.
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That needs to become an acronym.
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Because it's so true
AvengeThemLast Thursday at 4:59 AM
TASD. Nice
abrahemLast Thursday at 5:38 AM
Lol. Yep.
AvengeThemLast Thursday at 5:55 AM
They are still dumb
abrahemLast Thursday at 6:03 AM
Indeed
AvengeThemLast Thursday at 6:07 AM
True
AvengeThemLast Thursday at 8:20 AM
Chapter Thirteen is now out!
March 21, 2020
AvengeThemToday at 10:16 AM
Chapter Fourteen should be out!
not LassToday at 10:16 AM
Yay!
AvengeThemToday at 10:16 AM
I think
not LassToday at 10:17 AM
you work really fast!
AvengeThemToday at 10:17 AM
Yeah it's out. Thank you!
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I hope my quality's good though
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:27 AM
For a first fic its not bad
AvengeThemToday at 10:27 AM
Thank you
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What should I fix?
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:28 AM
Hmmm
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Thats hard to sat
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Say*
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Theres nothibg specifically that you do wrong
AvengeThemToday at 10:28 AM
Ah.
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:28 AM
But some of your scenes flow a bit too quickly
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And the plot/characters aren't all that special
AvengeThemToday at 10:29 AM
Ah. I'll work on that
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:29 AM
I think mostly what you should do is to continue doing what you are doing
AvengeThemToday at 10:29 AM
Okay
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But I will work on characters
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:30 AM
Hmmm
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Has Way asked you the question yet?
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The aspects of a story thing
AvengeThemToday at 10:30 AM
?
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:30 AM
Ill take that as a no
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So
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AT, in your story what do you put the most emphasis on?
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Plot, character or lore?
AvengeThemToday at 10:31 AM
Ah. I should probably find out the answer.
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Probably plot
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Then lore
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:32 AM
Id say the same
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Very few fics focus on lore mind
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And your characters arent bad
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Its just, for me at least, they need to compete against the multitudes of other characters I read/write about or else they shall be forgotten
AvengeThemToday at 10:34 AM
Ah.
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:34 AM
Its sort of like how most of the hares in the redwall books are interchangeable
AvengeThemToday at 10:35 AM
Stiffener and Nubbs Miggory are exactly the same
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:35 AM
Only a few of them really stand out
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Now
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Having two of the exact same type of character isnt a bad thing
AvengeThemToday at 10:36 AM
At least, not in the same book. Unless they're twins or something like that
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:36 AM
In fact it can help develop them if you use their similarities to highlight their differences
AvengeThemToday at 10:36 AM
True
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:37 AM
Take all Ì say with a grain of salt though
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Im no better than you when it comes to writing and I havent read-read half your story.
AvengeThemToday at 10:38 AM
Ah.
Your Theory Is IncorrectToday at 10:38 AM
Its merely where my opinions lie.
AvengeThemToday at 10:38 AM
Ah.
abrahemToday at 10:44 AM
Those are good tips Grey.
AvengeThemToday at 10:44 AM
Yes. Thank you
new
AvengeThemToday at 12:07 PM
Chapter XV is now out! Second to last Redwall chapter for Book I, and Third to last chapter for Book I. Please Review, I probably made some mistakes!
Lass, put that in a spoiler please.
Edit: Thank you.
Ninja'd.
Why did you even post that?
To annoy Kade, I'm guessing.
Accidentally hit ctrl+v, I take it?
:laugh:
Heh
Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 12:33:02 AM
Accidentally hit ctrl+v, I take it?
it's Hoiho's falt!
lies!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 12:42:31 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 12:39:23 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 12:19:43 AM
I still have nothing to tell you.
So...
Yes you do.
No I don't!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 12:42:11 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 12:33:02 AM
Accidentally hit ctrl+v, I take it?
it's Hoiho's falt!
(:laugh: Cheeky birb!)
He's a right little moster sometimes..
Hoiho or Kade? :laugh:
Yes.
I think Hoiho, but I may be wrong.
*Stares at Eb.*
Now what have I done?
*Le sigh.*
*Goes back to digging.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 01:54:07 AM
I think Hoiho, but I may be wrong.
yeah, I was talking about Hoiho...
The name Hoiho still makes me happy :laugh:
Same ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 02:01:44 AM
*Le sigh.*
*Goes back to digging.*
What did I do? Tell me! I need to know!
*Looks at Eb grumpily.* You and Teer and keeping secrets from me.
Heh.
*Hiag is now a weasil, shapeshifts Teer. PMs Verdie*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 06:18:15 AM
*Looks at Eb grumpily.* You and Teer and keeping secrets from me.
That's only Teer, excuse me very much. I know naught of the matter.
Bye, Bye!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 06:19:44 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 06:18:15 AM
*Looks at Eb grumpily.* You and Teer and keeping secrets from me.
That's only Teer, excuse me very much. I know naught of the matter.
Then why did you act so suspicious, like you knew something!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 20, 2020, 02:49:12 AM
If my superiors wanted you to know, they wouldn't have told me not to let you know.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 02:55:15 AM
WHAT?!?!?!
...
...
I have no one to release this anger on.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 02:56:24 AM
*surreptitiously retreats into a corner*
Why would you suddenly try to run if you weren't guilty!?
I didn't 'try to run', I 'retreated into a corner'. Big difference.
it has a point...
Who, Kade?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 06:35:07 AM
I didn't 'try to run', I 'retreated into a corner'. Big difference.
You
always retreat into a corner, or hide under a table, or something to the affect ya goof.
It's one of my signature moves. Far less provocative than shooting people, and requires less effort (usually).
Quite so.
REGARDLESS
You doing that shows that you are guilty! Why are you keeping secrets from me??
I am not!
But you are! Or, if you aren't, then convince Teer to tell me what secrets she's keeping! I feel like I'm dyin' here!
I...I can't do that.
That's because you're in on it! If you weren't you would at least try!
I value my life, therefore I will not press Teer for information she has no desire to give.
Won't even bother asking, huh? Figures. *Goes back to digging.*
On the other paw, you could potentially be just as much of a threat to my life (or at least wellbeing) as Teer could.
Indeed. You could ask her about this, or I could... well, we don't want to go there just yet, now do we?
No, Kade. I'll try.
*Smiles winningly.* Thank you.
*flinches*
*points knife at Kade*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER!?!?
Nothing. ^-^
THEN WHY IS SHE SUBMITING!?
Because I managed to convince her with words. Peacefully. ^-^
if ya gona lie, do it right.
I'm not lying. I didn't do anything to her except talk. ^-^
(I see you, Teer.)
more lies.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 08:11:35 AM
(I see you, Teer.)
(Yeah, I had to catch up on the conversation)
:laugh:
*dose evil stuff*
How terrifying.
It was an amusing conversation, especially since I know full well Eb will never get the information out of me.
TEEEEEEELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*a faint green glow comes from were I am*
Is it the glow of knowledge?
>:D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 08:54:06 AM
TEEEEEEELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 08:54:06 AM
TEEEEEEELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Heh. This is funny. (and no)
But please though? Like, really please?
Nope.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 09:18:45 AM
But please though? Like, really please?
Like, really no.
how are ya Teer?
I'm well, thanks. *ducks a sudden fire-burp from Mary*
O_O
since when have you ever needed to duck....ever...
Ten whole pages? Amazing.
Also, isn't this the Labyrinth? Shouldn't we be exploring, or shopping (I think that's what we were last doing)?
Kade's digging and I'm child-minding.
and I'm also mining
Fair enough.
*Has finished the salad and the meat and cheese sandwich.*
*leaves to ask Teer*
-_-
*returns very warily* She won't tell me.
*Eates on of the loaves of bread.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 10:24:12 PM
*returns very warily* She won't tell me.
I'm sure. *Continues digging.*
*breathes a sigh of relief*
*Eats the ice cream.*
Hah! ya wish!
No, I acted. look at the text look at the textlookatthetext!
wut..
He didn't wish, he acted.
*blinks*
oh well...
Yeah, I act all the time too. Like now.
nice new pic! did ya draw it?
Nope, Rosie did it on her art thread ^-^
Noice!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 10:48:05 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 10:24:12 PM
*returns very warily* She won't tell me.
I'm sure. *Continues digging.*
I mean it though. She won't. And I don't know any more than you do.
*laughs evily*
*shivers at the sound*
I'm sorry... >:D
I'm scared.
Don't be scared. There's no reason to be. *looks at Lass* Ah, maybe there is* But be brave, and face your fears rather than hiding away.
it's not that bad is it?
Booklover, you misunderstand. I'm not scared of Lass (although maybe I should be), I'm scared of Kade and what he might do.
Fine.
Quote from: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 07:31:39 AM
Don't be scared. There's no reason to be. *looks at Kade* Ah, maybe there is* But be brave, and face your fears rather than hiding away.
*laughs*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 23, 2020, 07:42:34 AM
Booklover, you misunderstand. I'm not scared of Lass (although maybe I should be), I'm scared of Kade and what he might do.
And what makes you think I'd do anything to you? Are you implying that you've done something worthy of receiving righteous retribution?
Or lefteous retribution. Don't be direction-ist.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 23, 2020, 07:42:34 AM
Booklover, you misunderstand. I'm not scared of Lass (although maybe I should be), I'm scared of Kade and what he might do.
And what makes you think I'd do anything to you? Are you implying that you've done something worthy of receiving righteous retribution?
It's more what I haven't done. I failed to gain the information you want.
I would only do something if you were purposefully deceiving me, and we both know you aren't doing that, right?
What made you change your mind?
Oh, whatever could you mean?
Several pages ago you were convinced I was lying.
Are you trying to convince me that you are lying?
No, I am merely commenting on your sudden change of opinion.
Every time I try to be nice, you do this and make me stop being nice.
*Grabs Eb by the shoulders.*
SPILL IT! Tell me what I want to know!!!
Umm, should I step in here or nah?
*Said through a mouthful of bread.*
yeah, they're marred now, so you should step in...
Nah, leave them to it. Kade won't hurt Eb too badly.
I hope you're right...
On the wall a there is a sign that reads: FIVE POZTZ LATER FROM ZIZ POZT ZERE IZ GAEIN' TAE BE A DIZAPPEARIN'-FLOOR TRAP! YE 'AVE BEEN VARNED!!!
*glances at the sign at then back at Kade* What was it you wanted to know?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2020, 03:19:28 AM
On the wall a there is a sign that reads: FIVE POZTZ LATER FROM ZIZ POZT ZERE IZ GAEIN' TAE BE A DIZAPPEARIN'-FLOOR TRAP! YE 'AVE BEEN VARNED!!!
*can't read most of the post* Lovely!
It says: Five posts later from this post there is going to be a disappearing floor trap! You have been warned!!!
So two posts after this.
:o not Lovely!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 24, 2020, 03:45:49 AM
*glances at the sign at then back at Kade* What was it you wanted to know?
*Tucks Eb under his arm and starts dashing down a tunnel.* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Hey, Kade what's wroooOOOONnnnnggg--*Falls down the trap.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:36:46 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 24, 2020, 03:45:49 AM
*glances at the sign at then back at Kade* What was it you wanted to know?
*Tucks Eb under his arm and starts dashing down a tunnel.* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
why? why would you even do that...
Kade, please be careful!
*Avoids the pitfall that Verdauga fell down, but continues dashing haphazardly down the tunnel, Eb tucked under his arm.* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*tightly closes eyes in terror*
*Mary suddenly appears in front of Kade and hugs both his legs*
well, I didn't see that comeing...
Awwww!!!! *Smiles happily as he flips end over end, avoiding running over the child and accidentally launching Eb in a random direction. Then, the Otterbadger faceplants gracefully.* Mary, you're just too cute, you know that?
*hits the labyrinth wall and rolls to tunnel floor, semiconscious*
*looks at Ebby in concern* Will you be alright?
:o Ebbyyyyyyy! *runs to Ebby and covers her in kawakawa*
There's a hospital down here somewhere, I'm sure.
(Ew, Lass. Kawakawa doesn't help with concussion any more than the Heimlich maneuver does)
How do you know the Heimlich maneuver doesn't help with concussion?
(Personal experience.)
That's a tad disconcerting.
(Not IRL, just on here)
I SAVED you. I'm a HERO.
(Right now you are cooing over a baby dragon.)
Baby dragons are cute! Aren't you, Mary?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 09:49:52 PM
(Ew, Lass. Kawakawa doesn't help with concussion any more than the Heimlich maneuver does)
(this is not a pillow it's a labyrnth, with sharp rocks, and you just got thrown aganst the wall!)
*wrapes a clean cloth around Ebbys paw over a bad cut*
anybeast have clean water?
The Heimlich Manoeuvre is meant to be for people who are choking.
The heimlich maneuver is meant to SAVE LIVES, and that's what I do with it! I'm a HERO.
*Drinks orange juice.*
This is great an' all, but I'm running out of food. Shouldn't we be heading back to Mary's house?
I'm sure you are. But it only saves lives in certain circumstances.
Yeah, the circumstances where I use it!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 26, 2020, 02:40:11 PM
*Drinks orange juice.*
This is great an' all, but I'm running out of food. Shouldn't we be heading back to Mary's house?
Thief.
Viking; there's a difference.
The very clear difference between Skandians being raiders instead of pirates.
*nods, and carrys Ebby back*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 26, 2020, 02:40:11 PM
*Drinks orange juice.*
This is great an' all, but I'm running out of food. Shouldn't we be heading back to Mary's house?
(The trouble is, I can't remember what I named Mary's mum and I can't be bothered looking through this entire topic to find out)
It wouldn't be the entire topic, and you could always use the search thing at the top if you need to.
Smart Bookie chookie!
*sigh*
HMM?!
Hmmmmhmmmm?
Valdsam, I believe.
Spoiler
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 31, 2020, 07:25:38 AM
*Kade comes hurtling round corner, straight into stomach* Oof! I really didn't think your muscles were that hard, Kade. In case you're wondering, I'm just returning from a visit to my cousin's. I finally found her and met her six babies. They're so cute! They run around the cave, breathing fire at whatever moves and play fighting. If you keep going down this tunnel you'll meet them, actually. I'm sure Valdsam would be thrilled to have visitors.
OOC: For future reference, don't drink peppermint oil, especially not that much of it.
Valdsam? I'm too lazy to look it up right now.
See previously mentioned spoiler.
Ohhhhh. I see now.
^-^
*starts singing for noreason*
*winces and rubs forehead* Ouch. Lass would you mind singing at a slightly lower volume?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 03:21:41 PM
Valdsam, I believe.
Spoiler
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 31, 2020, 07:25:38 AM
*Kade comes hurtling round corner, straight into stomach* Oof! I really didn't think your muscles were that hard, Kade. In case you're wondering, I'm just returning from a visit to my cousin's. I finally found her and met her six babies. They're so cute! They run around the cave, breathing fire at whatever moves and play fighting. If you keep going down this tunnel you'll meet them, actually. I'm sure Valdsam would be thrilled to have visitors.
OOC: For future reference, don't drink peppermint oil, especially not that much of it.
Oh, yeah. Thanks. Should we go see if she's home?
*Walks up, carrying Mary.* I think we probably should. Though, we'll have to explain why the contents of her fridge and pantries are missing.
*moans* No, no. Please, no more carnivourous fire-breathing reptiles.
*magics more food in her pantries and fridge*
Fixed.
*scoops Eb and Morgan up and skips off to visit Valdsam*
*runs after Teer*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 05:08:06 AM
*scoops Eb and Morgan up and skips off to visit Valdsam*
*tries to wriggle free* No, I'm too young to be eaten!
Valdsam won't eat you, silly bean! She's very nice.
I'm more worried about her wild children. *wriggles harder*
Besides, you've already been eaten before. It's a bit late to fret over it now. *Followes after Teer, still carrying Mary.*
(When did I get eaten?)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 05:15:37 AM
I'm more worried about her wild children. *wriggles harder*
*doesn't loosen grip on the wildcat*
Let me go already, you tame dragon!
*puts Morgan down and holds Eb close to face, snarling*
WHO'RE YOU CALLING A DRAGON?
YOU! NOW PUT ME DOWN BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I'LL REGRET!
*voice turns dangerously low*
You've already done something you'll regret, cat.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 05:22:35 AM
(When did I get eaten?)
(I think I ate you, briefly.)
*Smiles at the two.* Ah, sisterly affection.
*snarls* The only affection involved here is the kind between predator and prey, Rivok.
Now now, Teerie, dearie, I advise you two to relax slightly. *Puts a paw on their shoulders and squeezes none too gently, smiling largely all the while.*
*ignores Kade and eats Ebby without using a Sap*
That was unnecessary.
You called me a dragon. You deserved it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 05:41:18 AM
*ignores Kade and eats Ebby without using a Sap*
*Pulls Eb out of the way.* My, what a kidder you are. *Squeezes Teer's shoulder with much more force than before, smiling intensifies.* I suggest you calm down, sis.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 05:39:37 AM
Now now, Teerie, dearie, I advise you two to relax slightly. *Puts a paw on their shoulders and squeezes none too gently, smiling largely all the while.*
if you wish to die, continue, Rivok.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 05:43:14 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 05:41:18 AM
*ignores Kade and eats Ebby without using a Sap*
*Pulls Eb out of the way.* My, what a kidder you are. *Squeezes Teer's shoulder with much more force than before, smiling intensifies.* I suggest you calm down, sis.
*Eb is making her way through my digestive system* I do not appreciate being called a dragon. *shrugs Kade's paw off shoulder, picks up Morgan and continues down tunnel*
I don't care if you don't like being called that, Teerie. That isn't how you treat a friend. *Gut punches Teer with a magically reinforced hit, causing her to cough up Eb.* Now, I suggest you chill.
*growls and eats both Eb and Kade*
*Dodges, holding on to Eb.* Please, Teer. Don't make me get serious here.
You die now.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 05:53:03 AM
*Dodges, holding on to Eb.* Please, Teer. Don't make me get serious here.
*growls* Stay out of this, Rivok. Just give me the cat and we can all mind our own business. Come on, you don't need to do this. We can just carry on being friends and I can get my sweet revenge in peace. You're getting stomach acid on your fur.
*Pulls out enchanted fork and poofs Eb to a different part of the Labyrinth. Draws his magical spoon as well, readying for battle.* You think I care about my fur in a situation like this? I considered you family, Teer! But, if this is how you treat family, then I don't want any part of it.
*turns back on Kade* Just let me have some time to cool down, then I'll talk to you. *walks away*
*Sighs before stowing away his utensils. Finds a nice rock nearby to sit on as he waits for Teer.*
*comes back, thoroughly cooled down* Sorry, Kade. I shouldn't have eaten Ebby or tried to eat you. You're my siblings and I love both of you, and you're right, I shouldn't act like that to my friends of siblings. Will you please forgive me?
Of course, sis. Why wouldn't I? *Gives Teerie a hug.*
*returns hug* Thanks. Um... you might want to poof Eb back here. I think you poofed her to the nursery and she doesn't seem to like charred fur.
Oh, uhhh.... *Poofs Eb back.* Look, there, she's fine! *Quickly extinguishes her burning tail.* Yep! Tooooootally fine!
Hey, Eb. Sorry for eating you and all that.
*is sad*
Why?
oh, nothing much...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 05:20:58 AM
Besides, you already been eaten before. I a bit late to fret over it now. *Followes after Teer, still carrying Mary.*
Where did your grammar go?
*points down a hole* Down there...
eYe sEAE,
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 07:07:20 AM
Oh, uhhh.... *Poofs Eb back.* Look, there, she's fine! *Quickly extinguishes her burning tail.* Yep! Tooooootally fine!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:08:21 AM
Hey, Eb. Sorry for eating you and all that.
Thanks, Kade.
That's fine, Shisteer. I only almost died. I'm still not coming with you, though. *sits down on the tunnel floor and begins reading The Long Patrol*
*runs over panting* Wait for me!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 07:07:20 AM
Oh, uhhh.... *Poofs Eb back.* Look, there, she's fine! *Quickly extinguishes her burning tail.* Yep! Tooooootally fine!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:08:21 AM
Hey, Eb. Sorry for eating you and all that.
Thanks, Kade.
That's fine, Shisteer. I only almost died. I'm still not coming with you, though. *sits down on the tunnel floor and begins reading The Long Patrol*
*sighs* Stubborn cat! Kade, does my promise carry over to every thread or just LTTT(BNNYD)?
The Long Patrol is a great book.
Yes.
*stops by Ebby and sits down*
Guys, you're going to offend my cousin if you don't come and visit her.
:o
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 09:21:52 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 07:07:20 AM
Oh, uhhh.... *Poofs Eb back.* Look, there, she's fine! *Quickly extinguishes her burning tail.* Yep! Tooooootally fine!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:08:21 AM
Hey, Eb. Sorry for eating you and all that.
Thanks, Kade.
That's fine, Shisteer. I only almost died. I'm still not coming with you, though. *sits down on the tunnel floor and begins reading The Long Patrol*
*sighs* Stubborn cat! Kade, does my promise carry over to every thread or just LTTT(BNNYD)?
Every thread, sis. Though, the promise was to not be mean to her. Doesn't mean you can't be forceful. ^-^ *Throws Eb over his shoulder and continues down the tunnel.* Onward, to your cousin's house!
that's mean, you're mean.
*Pokes Lass on the nose.* It's only mean if it's mean, and it isn't mean. Silly goose.
*sits down and sulks*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 07:22:19 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 09:21:52 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 07:07:20 AM
Oh, uhhh.... *Poofs Eb back.* Look, there, she's fine! *Quickly extinguishes her burning tail.* Yep! Tooooootally fine!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:08:21 AM
Hey, Eb. Sorry for eating you and all that.
Thanks, Kade.
That's fine, Shisteer. I only almost died. I'm still not coming with you, though. *sits down on the tunnel floor and begins reading The Long Patrol*
*sighs* Stubborn cat! Kade, does my promise carry over to every thread or just LTTT(BNNYD)?
Every thread, sis. Though, the promise was to not be mean to her. Doesn't mean you can't be forceful. ^-^ *Throws Eb over his shoulder and continues down the tunnel.* Onward, to your cousin's house!
*sighs and follows Kade* I thought the promise was that I had to be nice to her, which would generally exclude being forceful too. *shrugs* Oh well.
I mean, Kade means to be mean, and that's mean...
Is it it mean to mean to be mean?
Stop.
Except that I don't mean to be mean, which is neither here nor there as I am not mean in the first place.
Yeah guys, stop being mean to my brother by saying that he's mean.
^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 07:22:19 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 09:21:52 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 07:07:20 AM
Oh, uhhh.... *Poofs Eb back.* Look, there, she's fine! *Quickly extinguishes her burning tail.* Yep! Tooooootally fine!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:08:21 AM
Hey, Eb. Sorry for eating you and all that.
Thanks, Kade.
That's fine, Shisteer. I only almost died. I'm still not coming with you, though. *sits down on the tunnel floor and begins reading The Long Patrol*
*sighs* Stubborn cat! Kade, does my promise carry over to every thread or just LTTT(BNNYD)?
Every thread, sis. Though, the promise was to not be mean to her. Doesn't mean you can't be forceful. ^-^ *Throws Eb over his shoulder and continues down the tunnel.* Onward, to your cousin's house!
Excuse me very much, I do not appreciate this behaviour.
*rolls eyes*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 04:51:48 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 07:22:19 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 09:21:52 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 28, 2020, 08:03:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2020, 07:07:20 AM
Oh, uhhh.... *Poofs Eb back.* Look, there, she's fine! *Quickly extinguishes her burning tail.* Yep! Tooooootally fine!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:08:21 AM
Hey, Eb. Sorry for eating you and all that.
Thanks, Kade.
That's fine, Shisteer. I only almost died. I'm still not coming with you, though. *sits down on the tunnel floor and begins reading The Long Patrol*
*sighs* Stubborn cat! Kade, does my promise carry over to every thread or just LTTT(BNNYD)?
Every thread, sis. Though, the promise was to not be mean to her. Doesn't mean you can't be forceful. ^-^ *Throws Eb over his shoulder and continues down the tunnel.* Onward, to your cousin's house!
That's alright Eb, because I appreciate
you. ^-^
<i>w<i>
O_O
^-^
*gives Hoiho head scratches*
Please don't let the other taniwha eat me.
They're dragons, and don't worry. I won't let anyonebut meharm you.
Wow, that's really sweet...
Don't call them dragons! Please.
No, they're actually dragons. Why do you think we've been calling Mary a "baby dragon"?
Though, I still don't really get why sis gets so offended by that. Must be a Taniwha thing.
So, these relatives are distant enough to be more dragon than Taniwha?
*Sighs.* Not more dragon. They are dragons, while Teer is a Taniwha.
*relaxes considerably* Oh, good. Dragons are significantly less scary than Taniwha.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 06:07:53 AM
So, these relatives are distant enough to be more dragon than Taniwha?
some are, some aren't..
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 06:13:26 AM
*relaxes considerably* Oh, good. Dragons are significantly less scary than Taniwha.
Thank you for that compliment, my friend. As for them being dragons while I'm a taniwha, my grandfather on my father's side was half dragon and his wife was a taniwha, while my mother's side was full taniwha. I have a small amount of dragon in me, but I am a taniwha, not a dragon.
Still, must we visit them? I don't doubt you, Kade, but...
it's nothing to do with jeans. we take our one path in life, but we all start in the same place...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 08:23:10 AM
Still, must we visit them? I don't doubt you, Kade, but...
It's Kade's choice, but, rest assured, both Kade and I will protect you.
as will I.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 30, 2020, 08:40:20 AM
it's nothing to do with jeans. we take our one path in life, but we all start in the same place...
After all, jeans have two legs, not one.
-_-
I mean really, Eb, they likely won't even think about eating you as long as you don't put the thought into their heads yourself. You do have a habit of doing that, you know.
*cough cough* they'll eat you anyway *cough cough*
You're not helping, Lass.
Waaaa? I'm a big help! so helpful! all the helpfulness is me!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 04:57:30 AM
I mean really, Eb, they likely won't even think about eating you as long as you don't put the thought into their heads yourself. You do have a habit of doing that, you know.
They won't eat Eb even if she does put the thought in their head. They're really quite friendly.
Till they eat ya for not liking lord of the rings... ^-^
We all like Lord of the Rings, so that won't be a problem.
*nods*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 10:35:50 AM
We all like Lord of the Rings, so that won't be a problem.
Obviously. Who would ever dislike LotR?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 09:51:57 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 04:57:30 AM
I mean really, Eb, they likely won't even think about eating you as long as you don't put the thought into their heads yourself. You do have a habit of doing that, you know.
They won't eat Eb even if she does put the thought in their head. They're really quite friendly.
*Nods.* And Eb, you can hide behind me the entire time if you want. Though, hopefully that doesn't offend them.
{I forget where I am in here. Am I still in the pitfall? Or just with you guys, bemoaning the last of my food?}
(Erm, I don't know if you were ever retrieved from that, actually. Though, I guess it doesn't really matter. ;D )
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 09:11:24 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 09:51:57 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 04:57:30 AM
I mean really, Eb, they likely won't even think about eating you as long as you don't put the thought into their heads yourself. You do have a habit of doing that, you know.
They won't eat Eb even if she does put the thought in their head. They're really quite friendly.
*Nods.* And Eb, you can hide behind me the entire time if you want. Though, hopefully that doesn't offend them.
It won't offend them. They're very understanding and may even take it as a compliment.
{I suppose I could flip a coin...}
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 10:13:26 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 09:11:24 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 09:51:57 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 04:57:30 AM
I mean really, Eb, they likely won't even think about eating you as long as you don't put the thought into their heads yourself. You do have a habit of doing that, you know.
They won't eat Eb even if she does put the thought in their head. They're really quite friendly.
*Nods.* And Eb, you can hide behind me the entire time if you want. Though, hopefully that doesn't offend them.
*Raises an eyebrow, then looks down at Mary (who he is still carrying) and remembers her previous antics.* ...Yeah, I could see that. Anyway, see Ebby? You'll be fine ^-^
*looks around* I wonder where Verdauga is... *flicks fingers and he appears beside me, looking a bit dusty* Hello, darling. What have you been up to?
Trying out long term teleportive status. It's an interesting sensation.
Ah... I see. *is not really sure what that means but decides to go along with it anyway*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 31, 2020, 10:31:21 PM
Trying out long term teleportive status. It's an interesting sensation.
Sounds imteresting. By the by, when we get to Teer's cousin's place, you might not want to let slip that you were the one that raided their fridge. I mean, according to Teer they're quite nice, buuuuut....
Well, I might not know who keeps teleporting me around (I think it might also be the L-t.T.S. failing) but even if I do evoke a negative reaction, I can teleport away until they cool down to offer my apologies.
Someday your teleportation abilities are gonna break, ya know, and then you'll really be in a pickle.
Do you even know how they work? It's kinda impossible for them to break, though I can be fatigued to the point of inability to use them.
Also, everyone seems to think I can't stand and face the music; what's with that?
*smiles at Verdauga* I don't think that, darling.
Thanks, dearest. At least one beast thinks so.
*Proffers arm.*
To your cousins!
*gently places paw on proffered arm*
Sounds like a plan!
*Gives a huge grin.*
Great! But, err.... which way, again?
Straight ahead, obviously!
Ah!
*Begins striding forward.*
*smiles and follows*
*Rolls eyes and continues walking.*
*is still drawing*
*has forgotten where I am (again)*
On my shoulder, of course ^-^
(I should have known.)
Aye, that ya should.
Teer, how far is it to your cousin's house?
around this bend.
Yeah, Lass knows. My cousin's house is just around that bend in the tunnel.
one of our cousins anyway..
Who let this topic sit for a week!?
It's no good if it's at the TOP of the Cellars, now is it?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2020, 10:14:34 PM
Who let this topic sit for a week!?
It was very clearly Eb's fault, but I forgive her.
How is it my fault?!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 08, 2020, 03:18:15 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2020, 10:14:34 PM
Who let this topic sit for a week!?
It was very clearly Eb's fault, but I forgive her.
if anybeast, it's Kade's fault, because he kidnaped Ebby and ran out of the topic!!!!!
That was a different topic.
but, he carried you off to get food...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 08, 2020, 06:16:21 AM
How is it my fault?!
It's your fault because I needed to blame it on somebeast that wasn't me.
Aye, that sounds about right ;D
It's everybody's fault but Lass's, although you could argue that Lass should have posted something more likely to get a reply.
well, it was going strong when I said that, so Teer and I could have had an interesting conversation! but nooo, you guys left me there!!!!
Quote from: Booklover on April 08, 2020, 11:41:40 AM
It's everybody's fault but Lass's, although you could argue that Lass should have posted something more likely to get a reply.
You don't need that third s in Lass'. The apostrophe works just fine on its own in that situation.
pardon? ;D
*Herman Smith begins his walk in the labyrinth* Hello! ... Where is everybody? I brought popcorn.
*begins bouncing up and down on Kade's shoulder* KadeKadeKade! Over there! Popcorn!
onwards to popcorn!!!!!! :laugh:
FOR NARNIA AND THE NORTH!
Here you go. Popcorn is best served with a smile. ^-^
Kade can have the popcorn, but thanks for offering. I am currently engaged in very important activities. Ahem.
REDWAAAAAAAL! EULALIAAAAAAAA! LOGALOGALOGALOOOOOOOG! Um....HOLT LUTRAAAAAAAAA! RUDDARIIIIIIIIIING!
( ::))
RIDE! RIDE FOR ROHAN! AND THE WOLDS END!!! DEEEEEEAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!!
RA doesn't really have any battlecries at all. Apart from the time-honoured Skandian warcry 'Let's get 'em, boys!', but that kind of doesn't count so much.
ARATAKI HONEEEYY!!! SHAUN THE SHEEP!!! HOIHO!
YES! FOR THE HONEY!
AND YOGURT!
AND HAIR BRUSHES!!!
Yes! (But not tooth brushes)
What about hoofpicks and blue feathers?
Certainly. Hoses too.
FOR HOOFPICKS, HOSES, AND BLUE FEATHERS!!!
AND PRETZELS!!!
No, pretzels make me feel ill.
Nothing, if it's a bamboo one. ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 04:14:40 AM
No, pretzels make me feel ill.
Oh, that's not very good. Well then...
GLUTEN FREE CUPCAKES WITH LEMON BUTTERCREAM ICING!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 04:15:23 AM
Nothing, if it's a bamboo one. ^-^
But what about the hundreds of other items created with plastic?
Good question, but we're talking about toothbrushes here. And honey. And blue feathers. And hair brushes. And many other things as well. ^-^
Perhaps plastic is a necessity in some situations.
Yes, so are tooth brushes, but that doesn't mean they're good things to make war cries out of.
Gunpowder! Video games! Rickrolling!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 10, 2020, 04:46:12 AM
Yes, so are tooth brushes, but that doesn't mean they're good things to make war cries out of.
I never said they were.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 10, 2020, 04:57:06 AM
Gunpowder! Video games! Rickrolling!
But you need to put the in all caps.
The caps lock key doesn't work on Kindle.
My current count is 207.
*fades into the shadows* stay back!
back.
(darn it...)
*music starts* >:D
*pouts*
*laughs at Lass' plight*
*wonders whether we can make an exploration of the labyrinth to more than two pages*
In short, no.
Why not? Even though I'm fairly certain the answer is that we're on the Redwall forum in The Cellars.
Exactly so. Though, if it had "roleplay" in the title, we could.
By 'roleplay', are you referring to a certain roleplay with Labyrinth in the title?
Indeed.
Actually, I meant that if it were a roleplay thread at all, our attention spans would be more focused.
Shall we continue?
So, not an encouragement to post on Legend of the Labyrinth? *resolves to post anyways because I probably should*
Let us continue.
Thanks. I'll harass Seb to post if I can.
*Saunters down the corridor, trying to catch up to the others.*
*Nudges Eb, still located on his shoulder.* Can you please stop shouting so much, sweetie? I've just about gone deaf in one ear.
Sure. Sorry. (We have progressed from poking to nudging, it seems.)
(Is it better in any way?)
Yes. No claws are involved in nudging.
I don't involve claws in poking either, ya goof
Goheno nin, I was mistaken.
*Is sauntering silently behind the others.*
Hay guys! the sun is almost up!!!
No, the sun is almost down (not really, it is only 7:10pm, after all).
highly incorrect!
True. It's still day.
Getting closer to sunset, though.
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 08:01:07 PM
Getting closer to sunset, though.
no, it's the early morning!
No, it's ten to ten at night!
There is no day or night down here.
(Well, in real life I am tired and want to go to bed, and it's nighttime.)
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2020, 10:11:42 PM
(Well, in real life I am tired and want to go to bed, and it's nighttime.)
*sighs* goodnight
We've been walking for awhile now....
We must be nearly there, surely.
One can hope....
It's still a while away, actually.
I kinda had that feeling.
*stops drawing and digs a hole*
*Twitches.*
:(
*gets out the snacks*
*Twitches again.*
*wonders why Kade keeps twitching*
*Catches up with the rest of the group.*
Hey there, guys! Glad I caught u-- *falls on a root.*
*catches Verdauga before he hits the ground* Whoops, steady on there, dearest.
I'm more surprised that there are roots down here. I didn't think any would be able to reach this deep.
Yeah, it's not what one would expect.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 16, 2020, 05:48:47 AM
I'm more surprised that there are roots down here. I didn't think any would be able to reach this deep.
there are under trees.
We are way below ground. Roots generally don't go that far. Generally.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 16, 2020, 09:16:32 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 16, 2020, 05:48:47 AM
I'm more surprised that there are roots down here. I didn't think any would be able to reach this deep.
there are under trees.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 16, 2020, 07:17:30 PM
We are way below ground. Roots generally don't go that far. Generally.
THE HOLE TREE IS UNDER GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unless I tripped over not a root, but a route.
So, which route should we take (through the Labyrinth)?
*Looks back.*
Not that one, apparently.
Wouldn't want to steal anything, after all.
I'm not going to take a fence at that.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 16, 2020, 10:44:39 PM
THE HOLE TREE IS UNDER GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice pun, Lass. ^-^
This way. *walks down a random tunnel*
*follows Teer(unless I am still being held by Kade in which case *forces Kade to follow Teer*)*
(That made me laugh)
(Well, I'm always glad to lighten your mood, although it doesn't seem to take much to amuse you. ^-^)
(Correct. Still, it's appreciated)
^-^
*Eb is most certainly still being carried by moi. Follows Teer.*
(I suspected as much.) *is very bored and begins humming a bored little tune*
Bored, eh? Any way I can help?
Perhaps. What do you do when you're bored and there's still quite a way to go before you reach your destination?
Annoy the creatures around me, generally.
Hey, that's a good idea. What do you get annoyed by?
I get super annoyed when people compliment my fluff and enjoy the feel of it.
Riiiight. *enjoys Kade's fluff without meaning to* It is very fluffy fluff, though.
*Scowls jokingly.* Please don't say things like that, it super annoys me. I mean, it's true of course, but even so!
*smiles and rests head on Kade's shoulder* If I fall asleep it's your fault for having such soporific fluff, and please wake me when we arrive.
*draws something....falls into helpess laughter*
(Please PM it to me; I am curious.)
not a chance, you'll kill me all the way if you saw it....
(I promise I won't. Please, Lass.)
Quote from: lass of something much on April 17, 2020, 05:59:12 AM
not a chance, you'll kill me all the way if you saw it....
Taking that comment into consideration, it's probably a drawing of you and Kade.
*cold sweat*
I don't think you have anything to worry about, Lass. Eb and Kade are used to the fact that they're in love with each other by now. Besides, after that comment, Eb will be too distracted murdering me to bother with punishing you.
Unless she decides to punish Lass just to spite you.
I doubt it. Eb's a reasonable beast.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 05:42:58 AM
*smiles and rests head on Kade's shoulder* If I fall asleep it's your fault for having such soporific fluff, and please wake me when we arrive.
(Oooo, "soporific", how
fancy :laugh:)
*Smiles and walks evenly, as to not jostle Eb.* But of course, sweetie.
(Your fluff or my vocabulary? Or both?)
*is asleep, but appreciates Kade's thoughtfulness*
*is trying not to vomit*
( ^-^
Lass is dying, I think. Her face is going a weird colour.)
(Nah, her face is just covered in backsplash from the vomit. She wasn't paying attention and vomited right into the cave wall beside her.)
(Ewewewew! Boys are so gross!)
At least we aren't retching.
(I'm not retching either.)
*is laughing*
*is asleep*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 18, 2020, 01:28:16 AM
(Nah, her face is just covered in backsplash from the vomit. She wasn't paying attention and vomited right into the cave wall beside her.)
I hate you.
(Well, don't vomit so much then!)
DIE IN A- acutely die anywhere, just die.
(No. Kade, if you die I'll never speak to you again.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 03:17:18 AM
(No. Kade, if you die, I'll never speak to you again.)
Fixed it.
(I dislike how many commas are in that sentence now, but it is correct.)
(Your wording, not mine. There are ways you could have less commas but it would require re-wording the sentence completely)
(Or you could break it up, like "No, Kade. If you die, I'll never speak to you again." That way the commas aren't in the same sentence, at least.)
No.
*confusion.*
(Confusion is a good word.)
(Yes, I appreciate that word)
(...why all the confusion? What I said makes perfect sense.)
(I agree, confusion makes perfect sense.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 18, 2020, 03:49:02 AM
(...why all the confusion? What I said makes perfect sense.)
(I'm not really sure. I wasn't really confused, I was just appreciating the word)
Same.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 03:49:30 AM
(I agree, confusion makes perfect sense.)
There's plenty of sense in nonsense.
It's a pity that nonsense isn't more common. Like common sense, which actually isn't that common, if ya think about it.
Uncommon sense, as I like to call it. Like autoincorrect and downdates.
autoincorrect?
When autocorrect changes something and makes it incorrect.
Ah. Gotcha.
*The tunnel walls suddenly start rumbling randomly*
What's that mysterious rumbling noise?
*Glances down at stomach* I *have* been feeling a tad peckish...
*throws a cake at Sebias*
*Eats said cake* Why thank ya, matey!
*Rumbling continues. Rocks begin falling from tunnel ceiling*
*is pined*
*glares at tunnel walls* Be quiet. I'm trying to concentrate. *rumbling stops*
*Applauds.*
*sleeps*
*quietly applauds (so Ebby doesn't wake up)*
*bows*
*blinks slowly*
*falls over*
*Grabs Lass before she hits the ground.*
. . .
*Is currently holding Lass.*
Don't fall over again, y'hear?
Gaah...foiled again...
Spoiler
(https://www.hollandforyou.com/images/stories/virtuemart/product/Aluminiumfolie-30-meter.jpg)
Yep. That's tin foil.
Are you sure it isn't aluminium foil?
We call it tin foil.
So do we. But apparently, there's a difference. Probably to do with whether it's made from tin or aluminium (who would have guessed?).
I wouldn't really want to wrap my food in aluminium. It's a known toxin, if you know what I mean.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 20, 2020, 07:45:59 AM
Gaah...foiled again...
Quote from: Booklover on April 20, 2020, 09:54:25 AM
Spoiler
(https://www.hollandforyou.com/images/stories/virtuemart/product/Aluminiumfolie-30-meter.jpg)
XD
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2020, 10:33:25 AM
I wouldn't really want to wrap my food in aluminium. It's a known toxin, if you know what I mean.
Such foil used to be made of tin, now it's made of aluminum. Aluminum is lighter, stronger, and cheaper. Plus, tin foil leaves a metallic "tin" taste to stuff that it wraps, whereas aluminum doesn't do that.
We still call it tin foil. It sounds better and doesn't put a particular Weird Al Yankovic song in your head.
*Is sleep-walking.*
Hay guys, I just got like, 20 mentions, but they're all from a long time ago...
*Mumbles in sleep.*
They're finally going through, hmm?
Yeah, kinda wish it would break again...
*Breaks it.*
How dare you.
He was just trying to help Lass, Eb.
I know. I only asked a question.
It didn't have a question mark so I interpreted it as a statement of indignation.
...true. You're right.
*gasps*
. . .sorry...?
Shh! you'll wake her!!!
*Runs away with an even step, crying silently, still holding Eb.*
And don't forget the picknick basket!
*Shoves Lass into a picnic basket.* This'll be good for a snack later. *Continues running away with an even step, crying silently, still holding Eb.*
*Grabs Lass and pulls her out of the basket as Kade walks on.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 23, 2020, 07:06:53 PM
*Grabs Lass and pulls her out of the basket as Kade runs away with an even step, crying silently, still holding Eb.*
*wakes up and touches Kade's face gently* Kade, what's wrong? Why are you crying?
*Stops running.* Oh, I, uh... it's nothing really. Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you.
No, that's alright. But people don't usually just cry for no reason. Please tell me.
*Smiles at Ebby.* It's nothing, really. I promise.
If you say so. Where are we going? I thought Teer's cousin's house was back that way.
I, uh... *Looks around.* I think I may have become lost. Hmmm....
Oh, sacre bleu.
Gesundheit.
*looks around* Yep, we're lost.
*Isn't anywhere near Teer and doesn't hear her say that.*
(Question: Why do people say 'excuse my french' after they swear? I doubt the french appreciate it. :laugh:)
(Presumable it comes from the 19th century and was used literally by English speakers, where they'd use a French word or phrase, and then say "excuse my French", assuming that their listeners wouldn't understand the language. There only one real source for that though, so it may not be accurate.)
(Huh, imteresting. Thanks.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 25, 2020, 05:44:48 AM
(Question: Why do people say 'excuse my french' after they swear? I doubt the french appreciate it. :laugh:)
Not sure about that, but the Greek version of the phrase 'it's all Greek to me', means 'this strikes me as Chinese'.
Excuze ze Vatermelon. It ate taae much today.
As long as you don't get watermelons growing in the watermelon because it ate them. We don't want cannibal watermelons.
*poofs away from Kade*
(Preeeeetty sure you weren't near me to begin with.)
Anyway, we're lost. Do you have a plan to get unlost?
...Does running around until we come across somebeast count as a plan?
...I don't have a better idea, so it'll have to do.
Guess so. *Begins running around, still carrying Eb, hoping to come across some other beast.*
Do you mind if I use my own legs for once? Hugs are nice, but I'd like to run now, please.
Huh? I assumed you were sitting on my shoulder or something by this point :laugh:
Yes, I am. But my request still stands.
Unlike you, that is. :laugh:
Harhar. Put me down.
But of course, my dear. *Puts Eb down with utmost care and grace.*
Le hannon, hir nin.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 27, 2020, 02:54:02 PM
(Preeeeetty sure you weren't near me to begin with.)
(you stuffed me in the pick-nick basket... -_-)
Kade, do you have your enchanted fork?
*hopes he doesn't*
(Why not? It could help him navigate.)
(because I think he plans to eat me...)
(Don't worry, the fork won't be used to eat you.)
(*shuders* I hope you're right...)
Quote from: lass of something much on April 28, 2020, 07:56:29 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 27, 2020, 02:54:02 PM
(Preeeeetty sure you weren't near me to begin with.)
(you stuffed me in the pick-nick basket... -_-)
(Verdauga had already saved you from that :laugh:)
(Wonders what the last few pages were about)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 06:35:25 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 28, 2020, 07:56:29 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 27, 2020, 02:54:02 PM
(Preeeeetty sure you weren't near me to begin with.)
(you stuffed me in the pick-nick basket... -_-)
(Verdauga had already saved you from that :laugh:)
(I know, that got me out of the basket, so I poofed further away from you.)
(Na, kinda boring, really...)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 28, 2020, 09:33:34 PM
(Wonders what the last few pages were about)
(Ebby wanted to know why people said 'Excuse my French' when they'd said a bad word)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 12:28:23 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 28, 2020, 09:33:34 PM
(Wonders what the last few pages were about)
(Ebby wanted to know why people said 'Excuse my French' when they'd said a bad word)
Me too.
Every time my parents swore, they said excuse my french. I ended up taking French lessons in 6th grade. The teacher asked if we knew any french...
You can probably infer what happened.
Ah.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 29, 2020, 02:45:46 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 12:28:23 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 28, 2020, 09:33:34 PM
(Wonders what the last few pages were about)
(Ebby wanted to know why people said 'Excuse my French' when they'd said a bad word)
Me too.
Every time my parents swore, they said excuse my french. I ended up taking French lessons in 6th grade. The teacher asked if we knew any french...
You can probably infer what happened.
O.O
Shoot...this is not good...
:laugh:
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 29, 2020, 02:45:46 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 12:28:23 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 28, 2020, 09:33:34 PM
(Wonders what the last few pages were about)
(Ebby wanted to know why people said 'Excuse my French' when they'd said a bad word)
Me too.
Every time my parents swore, they said excuse my french. I ended up taking French lessons in 6th grade. The teacher asked if we knew any french...
You can probably infer what happened.
I probably shouldn't laugh at that.
I did though. :P
Same, man, same...
I wonder if there is an end to this Labyrinth...
*Looks at topic title.*
. . .
Yes.
*Also looks at topic title.*
...I agree.
*looks at cheese*
...
. . .
*eats cheese*
...
Yup...
*Sniffs the air.* ...I smell cheese.
*looks down at chest* er...not any more...
(Did we find anybeast yet,
@Kade Rivok?)
(That would be a negative. Though I did smell cheese at one point.)
I really don't want to run into any dragons down here. *begins humming 'fear not this night' to calm self*
What is with you and dragons?
*glances sideways at Kade* I...may have had a bad experience with them in the past.
Oh? Would you... feel like sharing?
*shudders* No, I'm afraid not.
Well, ok then. Don't worry though, I'm more than enough to handle any angry dragons we may come across. *Gives Eb a roguish wink.*
Anywho, any idea where we are?
Thanks. And uin. No, I do not.
Ebby, how do you not have cramps by now?!
(From walking? It's the Cellars; I am indefatigable.)
You're not walking, you're still slung over Kade's shoulder...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 05:44:18 AM
But of course, my dear. *Puts Eb down with utmost care and grace.*
I beg to differ, hiril nin.
Huh, I missed that...still, you were carried for quite some time...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 06:14:14 AM
Well, ok then. Don't worry though, I'm more than enough to handle any angry dragons we may come across. *Gives Eb a roguish wink.*
(What about really cute baby dragons that want tummy tickles?)
(Then I'll "handle" them by giving them tummy tickles and telling them how cute they are!)
I wonder if your tactics with the big dragons will be any different. I tend to think not.
Yes. >:D
I dunno, I'm pretty skillful. Teer can attest to that.
I have 'Fear Not this Night' stuck in my head now. (IRL as well as on the forum)
Can, doesn't mean anything.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 01, 2020, 02:34:30 PM
I dunno, I'm pretty skillful. Teer can attest to that.
Yes, you're an expert tummy tickler. (But I'm not a dragon)
>_>
Obviously not.
Pardon?
Teer is obviously not a dragon.
Thanks, Bookish. I'm glad of your friendship.
I'm glad of yours.
Awww! ^.^
I'm glad of my friendship with myself. Except when I'm being annoying.
Good to know. I'm generally being annoying, so I often don't like myself.
Annoying is in my nature.
Annoyance is in mine.
Well I'm so annoying that I've been the butt of dozens of scalding hot insults from Grey, so there!
...That's not a good thing... so there... :P
Lass, we're currently boasting about who's the most annoying. In this particular situation, being insulted by Grey is definitely a good thing.
Oh, well...um...in that case...Er...I'm so annoying....that even my best friend tries to kill me...
Eb tries to kill me too. I'm so annoying that I annoy myself, so there!
I'm so annoying that I'm having this conversation! Beat that!
I'm so annoying that I just beat that, so there!
Ach, Jarky wins...
I'm so annoying that I refuse to give up and admit that anybeast else is more annoying then me, so there!
I'm so annoying that I force Teer to admit that I'm more annoying than her just by pure annoyingness!
I'm so annoying that I just go into overpowered mode when Jarky tries to prove that she's more annoying than me.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 04, 2020, 06:37:48 AM
Well I'm so annoying that I've been the butt of dozens of scalding hot insults from Grey, so there!
Oooo, you said "butt"! I'm calling the police!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 02:38:24 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 04, 2020, 06:37:48 AM
Well I'm so annoying that I've been the butt of dozens of scalding hot insults from Grey, so there!
Oooo, you said "butt"! I'm calling the police!
Nice. *is unfased by that threat*
Are the police all Earth Benders?
Avatar? I didn't know you were into that...
Nor did I.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 05, 2020, 08:33:50 AM
Are the police all Earth Benders?
I mean, down here they'd be pretty unstoppable :laugh:
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/6EYHV/let-me-in/image.gif?w=400&c=1)
Hai?
*giggles evily*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 05, 2020, 09:41:32 AM
Avatar? I didn't know you were into that...
I'm not 'in to it' but BRPT is and so is the small soap-making cousin who we haven't found a nickname for yet. Zuko and Toph are my favourite characters at the moment because Katara is being a bit of a brat. (I haven't watched them in order, by the way, I've just joined in with the small cousin so I don't know many details about stuff that happened earlier in the series.)
What is with you and not watching/reading things in order? I swear to goodness.
I usually read/watch things chronologically, but my cousin was already in season three and didn't really want to start at the beginning again, so I just joined in with her. If you really want things watched in order you'll just have to come to NZ and force us. (Any excuse to get Redwall Forumers over here is taken, by the way.)^-^
I haven't noticed it happening too much.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 08:58:51 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 05, 2020, 09:41:32 AM
Avatar? I didn't know you were into that...
I'm not 'in to it' but BRPT is and so is the small soap-making cousin who we haven't found a nickname for yet. Zuko and Toph are my favourite characters at the moment because Katara is being a bit of a brat. (I haven't watched them in order, by the way, I've just joined in with the small cousin so I don't know many details about stuff that happened earlier in the series.)
Well, when I found out, I drew something for you...(https://i.ibb.co/bzMVDPp/Ty-lee.jpg)
Wow, Lass, that's awesome!
Heh...Thanks...
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/b5c31ff60618d0965530c95a400f9852/tumblr_mtiwra6X8l1r2duh2o3_250.gif)
Quote from: lass of something much on May 12, 2020, 04:09:06 AM
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 08:58:51 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 05, 2020, 09:41:32 AM
Avatar? I didn't know you were into that...
I'm not 'in to it' but BRPT is and so is the small soap-making cousin who we haven't found a nickname for yet. Zuko and Toph are my favourite characters at the moment because Katara is being a bit of a brat. (I haven't watched them in order, by the way, I've just joined in with the small cousin so I don't know many details about stuff that happened earlier in the series.)
Well, when I found out, I drew something for you...(https://i.ibb.co/bzMVDPp/Ty-lee.jpg)
[/spoiler]
That's so cool! Nice work. ^-^ It's...whatshername, Princess Azula's friend. The one with huge adorable eyes who is a gymnast and is skilled in immobilising people with pressure points. Is it not?
Huge adorable eyes and skilled at immobilising people using pressure points... are you sure you're not talking about Lass?
I...am not...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 15, 2020, 10:13:56 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 12, 2020, 04:09:06 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 08:58:51 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 05, 2020, 09:41:32 AM
Avatar? I didn't know you were into that...
I'm not 'in to it' but BRPT is and so is the small soap-making cousin who we haven't found a nickname for yet. Zuko and Toph are my favourite characters at the moment because Katara is being a bit of a brat. (I haven't watched them in order, by the way, I've just joined in with the small cousin so I don't know many details about stuff that happened earlier in the series.)
Well, when I found out, I drew something for you...(https://i.ibb.co/bzMVDPp/Ty-lee.jpg)
[/spoiler]
That's so cool! Nice work. ^-^ It's...whatshername, Princess Azula's friend. The one with huge adorable eyes who is a gymnast and is skilled in immobilising people with pressure points. Is it not?
Tis Tylee!
Who?
(http://www.cartoonbucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Tylee-Smiling.jpg)
(https://mustsharenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/let-me-in-2.gif)
Nah
Meanie.
Na, that guy is cracked in more then one way..
Mm.
Let me in!!!
You're already in.
The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars
The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars
Dun, dun, DUN!
Undun, undun, UNDUN!
The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars.
Spoiler
(https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1521819681528-97649464c334?ixlib=rb-1.2.1&ixid=eyJhcHBfaWQiOjEyMDd9&auto=format&fit=crop&w=3024&q=80)
The Lab(rador) of the Cellars knows de way out.
He won't tell us, though. For he is a dog.
*Gasp* Perhaps we need to melt him down for clues?
Only if you don't mind being ended permanently ^-^
That sounds... rather not fun.
^-^
But now my curiosity is piqued. *Grabs shotgun*
(https://i.imgur.com/LwBs0am.gif)
I spoke to the dog. He told me that this (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?action=unread) is the way out.
*Burns way*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 22, 2020, 06:24:08 PM
I spoke to the dog. He told me that this (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?action=unread) is the way out.
That eventually just leads back here though.
All ways out lead in.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire!!!!!
Quote from: Verdauga on May 22, 2020, 06:24:08 PM
I spoke to the dog. He told me that this (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?action=unread) is the way out.
That is a very complicated solution for something that really isn't that hard.
*Readies shotgun*
W-why?
He's planning to kill us all.
*splutters*
O.O
O_O
*clings onto Ebby*
*Aims shotgun*
*bares teeth at Seb*
*Eats animal crackers*
The Übercharge is almost ready, my friends!
Goody! :D
*Wafts in*
Hello!
Greetings.
*Grins*
How do you do? This dungeon gives me The Boom-Booms!
That might be me. *Shrinks ominous aura*
*Discovers a new path.* I wonder what's down here.
Let's find out!
Ok! *Finds out.*
*It leadz tae anozer path zat leadz tae tva more pathz, viz zeveral forkz lyin' on ze ground*
MORE ENCHANTED FORKS YESH *Takes 'em all.*
*follows*
Awww..
What, child?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 07, 2020, 03:59:32 AM
*It leadz tae anozer path zat leadz tae tva more pathz, viz zeveral forkz lyin' on ze ground*
Ooh! Now we can all have ones, too!
Nope, I took 'em all
Zey vere juzt forkz, ye ken.
*steals one of the forks and inspects it for enchantedness*
O.o
o.O
o.o
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 09, 2020, 04:27:22 AM
*steals one of the forks and inspects it for enchantedness*
*Stuffs Eb into his fluff.* My forks are
mine.
*still has the fork* >:D
*Still has the Eb.* ^_^
Strangely, I don't think she minds.
Hard to tell. Sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't :laugh:
True.
*Takes a fork and eats some broccoli and cheese.*
Where'd you even get the broccoli and cheese?
I went back to Teer's cousin's house's refrigerator's drawer.
That was, like, months back....
Ages ago...
It's only a few minutes away...
MILLENNIAS EVEN
Or even... *Gasp* ..hours...
Quote from: Verdauga on June 10, 2020, 07:26:57 PM
True.
*Takes a fork and eats some broccoli and cheese.*
That looks quite nice.
Cauliflower and cheese is better.
Agreed...
With breadcrumbs and cheese on top.
Yep. And mustard powder.
In short, no.
*wriggles* I'll give the fork back if you let me go.
How could you ask me to ever part with you? I'm offended.
I'm not planning on going anywhere!
Good! Then I have no reason to let you go then! ^-^
-_- You're impossible.
My thanks, dear ^-^
'S alright. At least it's comfortable (if a little cramped) in here.
Cramped nothing. My fluff has INFINITE space, thank you.
Okay, okay. I can't really breath though.
*Rolls eyes and passes Eb an oxygen mask.*
Gee, thanks.
No problem, sweetie
(Ahg! Teer is poking me because she wants to edit my story and I want to go on here! Help me!)
Poke her back and tell here "These pokes are from Kade. Fear them!"
(I did, and now she's fake-crying on my bed. :P)
Mwa to the ha to the ha ha ha!
You've done well, Ebbie. I'm proud of you :laugh:
Aw, thanks. ^-^
Hehehehe... >:D
I concur ^-^
Teer doesn't.
She doesn't NEED to concur. Poke her again!
As you wish. ^-^
Hehehe
Such wickedness. ;)
Okay, let me out already.
Ugh, fine.
*Pulls Eb out of his fluff. You feel a gripping coldness come over you body as you leave the furry warmth of the Otterbadger's coat.*
( :laugh:)
*shivers* I said I wanted to be let out, I never said I didn't want to touch you. *hugs Kade*
^_^ *Returns hug.*
*is warm again* Thanks, Kade.
*blinks*
....
...
*Pokes Kade with a skeletal finger*
*Hugs Jarky as well.*
I'm assuming that's why I was poked, at least ;D
*pokes Jarky*
*Frowns*
*Reconsiders*
*Smiles*
*Blood drips onto Ebbie's footpaws*
O_O
It's probably mine, if I had to guess. Quite the prickly skeleton.
*Jarky's eyes glow red*
*pokes Jarky's eye*
*Jarky's eyes don't notice* *Jarky's claws drip blood*
*voice rises in fear* Kade!
*Kade is gone*
*Kade cannot help you*
*Jarky grins wider*
*Hugs Jarky some more.* ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 21, 2020, 06:06:12 AM
*pokes Jarky's eye*
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-17-2016/HLeGBk.gif)
hehehehe
*Tears out of Kade's grasp*
*Tilts head*
What seems to be the problem, friend?
*Kade's eyes begin to drip blood*
*Smiles and pulls out the enchanted fork.* Must you make me use this, friend?
*The enchanted fork also drips blood*
Even if you could, you wouldn't be able to aim.
It's already too late for you. The blood the fork is dripping? It's yours.
I don't have blood.
*The fork quivers, then turns to ash. Kade's paw is charred, but that is not the worst of it. His fur begins to fall off, first in patches, then spreading up his arm and all over his body*
O_O
*Jarky turns away from the collapsing Kade*
Go on! Get out, you assassin! *hisses at Jarky*
Thanks, Jarky. I appreciate you backing me up and avenging me like that. You're a great friend.
*Remains unaffected* Y'all realize the fork is all powerful, right? I mean, it's a fork.
Forks are wonderful things. They have so many uses. I use forks to comb my hair, sometimes.
Also, you're mean.
No, I'm a wonderfully kind beast. Why would you slander me so?
Humph. I'm not talking to you anymore. (Not tonight, anyway. It's bedtime for the little Teeror)
*Hugs Teer.* Goodnight ^-^
*Comes back with a basket of food in hand.*
. . .
. . .
Why's there blood everywhere.
I was trying to get the ketchup out of a bottle and, well...
Oh. Yeah, that's annoying.
*Side-steps the blood, rather sure it isn't ketchup.*
*Drops to one knee and holds arms open wide.* Come, run into my arms, dear Ebbie!
*Pukes* Looks back up. *Pukes again*
*Listens to music that would wierd out most of the others.*
I am now curious.
I'm serious, you'd just look at my profile pic and think, ". . . Whhhhhaaaaatttt??"
*Does the above* I still don't hear anything. ;)
Considering our most recent private message conversation, Verdauaga, I'm switching roles in the song. ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 02:25:15 PM
*Drops to one knee and holds arms open wide.* Come, run into my arms, dear Ebbie!
I'm not far enough away to run. ^-^
Leap then, spoil sport.
*does so*
*Catches Eb in his open arms in an exceedingly romantic way.*
*of course ::)*
Awww!
To quote Lass: shut ee gob, young 'un.
Awww!
To quote Lass (and many other beasts): No.
What is this craziness?
Twue wove.
One can only hope :laugh:
That, too. :P
Was I dead in this topic? *reads back* Oh, no. I'm just going to be dead at tap today.
E'en if ye die in ziz topic, ye juzt come back tae loife at ze beginnin' o' ze Labryinth, viz yer auld dead body remainin' vhere it died.
But wouldn't the labyrinth be full to the brim with dead bodies by now?
Nyet, becauze ze Labyrinth iz Never-Endin' (i.e. tiz infinite), und zere are innumerable zin'z in ze Labyrinth zat conzume/foind a uze fer zem. *Pointz tae a vork o' 'art' on a nearby vall made from variouz typez o' brain tizzue by a creature lurkin' in ze Labyrinth*
To quote Lufty: *... bad puns...*
*splutters incredulously*
Heh
I do believe I already have, dear heart ^-^
I appreciate that term, actually. Thanks. ^-^
I know you do ^_^
Ahem, where was I?
*finishes spluttering incredulously*
You have to admit, it was a pretty good follow up.
What, 'heh'?
Nopes
Oh, see. Well, yes, actually. Bravo.
I'd give that dodge a seven out of ten.
*smiles innocently* What dodge?
That ones a 3 out of 10.
I am genuinely curious.
And you would never avoid a question...
Who's you?
Who knows?
Ah yes, the all knowing deity Who.
Who's got a PHD.
...not me.
Who's on first?
Yeah.
This conversation is confusing me.
As it should.
Kass, go away.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/fb1b890898640e10ab528adef8329073/tenor.gif?itemid=11512840)
That scene is wonderful. Actually, that whole movie is full of wonderful scenes.
A good movie indeed.
Agweed!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 07, 2020, 07:35:45 AM
Kass, go away.
Hardly complimentary, why lease your venom on me?
Well you are the source of alot of venom!
That was a princess bride quote....
Ok!
*Sighs deeply*
Y tho?
I am inquiring into why you would release air from your nose/mouth in an exasperated or sad manner.
😧
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 09, 2020, 04:32:21 AM
Y tho?
Sad indeed is the day someone misses a princess bride quote. What do they teach kids these days?
Obviously not spelling, grammar, or history.
*Trots by, looking about.*
*watches Kade warily*
*Continues trotting by, giving Eb a winning smile.*
*flinches and stops watching Kade*
Hey, I ain't that ugly!
No, no, you aren't. However, I have bad memories associated with that particular smile.
But it's the only smile I got!
No, it isn't. Trust me.
Of course he trusts you, you're his one true love.
Shut up, Kass. Or I'll tease you about Ghost Jarky.
Keep JG out of this, Cat.
Aww, is that your pet name for her? How sweet!
*Kass traps Ebby in a crystal with Kade.* Have fun.
*sighs deeply* I regret this already. Alright Kass, you win. Let me out.
You can wait a while. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself, or rather, Kade's hugs.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 20, 2020, 05:00:42 AM
*Kass traps Ebby in a crystal with Kade.* Have fun.
Y'know, a season or so ago, you were being quite cruel, but you seem to have changed for the better.
You are very sadistic, did you know that? *thumps forehead against the crystal wall*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 20, 2020, 05:10:50 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 20, 2020, 05:00:42 AM
*Kass traps Ebby in a crystal with Kade.* Have fun.
Y'know, a season or so ago, you were being quite cruel, but you seem to have changed for the better.
Only because my goal was achieved.
He's crueler than ever before, you traitor.
You're with your true love. What's so bad about that?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 20, 2020, 05:14:28 AM
He's crueler than ever before, you traitor.
Oh come on, we all know you love it.
*thumps head against the crystal wall again and moans*
@Kade Rivok Ebby wants a hug.
No! *frantically scrabbles at the crystal wall with claws*
Oh, my bad, she needs a hug.
*Kass lets out a delighted cackle, then he poofs away, still cackling.*
*squeaks in indignation, then closes eyes and whimpers softly*
^-^
Look how happy Ebby is now. Good work, Floofball.
Kass, I hate you.
*Kass cackles with joy* I know.
*switches gaze to Kade* I don't hate you.
Ready to apologize yet?
*Opens a portal out of the crystal*
No problem. It was an ATLA quote, by the way.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 22, 2020, 07:55:33 AM
Ready to apologise yet?
*bump* Who am I supposed to be apologising to?
GJ.
For...what? *is still probably being hugged btw -_-*
That was a compliment! Or at least, it wasn't an insult.
Apologies.
Hmph, apology accepted. Now get me out of here.
Darn it. That was a brain typo and a half. But no.
*growls softly*
Oh I'm so scared.
Good. You should be.
What a shame Whatitiri can't get down here; he could probably help.
Ugh. Birds.
You don't like birds, Kass?
I'm not fond of them.
Huh, good to know. Okay, I'm getting bored. Let me out please.
*Flexes and the crystal shatters.* Shall we get a move on, then? Not that there's anywhere to go.
Wow, you're ugly enough to shatter crystal. I'm impressed.
You aren't even real, so nyeh.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 28, 2020, 06:34:13 PM
Wow, you're ugly enough to shatter crystal. I'm impressed.
Kass, that wasn't very nice. Or true. Apologise immediately.
Yeah Kade is a beautiful beast!
Thank you, Scott. At least somebeast agrees with me.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 28, 2020, 11:21:58 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 28, 2020, 06:34:13 PM
Wow, you're ugly enough to shatter crystal. I'm impressed.
Kass, that wasn't very nice. Or true. Apologise immediately.
Oh how sweet. Protecting your fluffbrained otterbadger.
Please apologise to him.
Mmmmmm. No.
Lass, you sound like my older sister. The bossy one (sorry no offense). I think we're all pretty fed up in here...
YIKES!!! I JUST SPOTTED AN ADDER DOWN HERE!!! OK, I'm out. Hopefully I can get out...
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-| :-:-| :-|
I am no fan of adders or labyrinths. At all. Especially the ones that bore you to death. Totally crazy!!!
(Btw, when I post in navy blue, that's Kass. An evil/not-really-evil ghost, who happens to be a metalbender, and a powerful mage.)
Yeah! Kass is dumb and Lass is good....Kass.... APOLOGIZE TO MY FATHER!
And why, would I do that?
Because.....Because....
You insult me, then expect me to apologize?
Yes.... To my father not to me! Call me an idiot! DEWIT!
That is a stupid insult. You probably don't even know what it means.
Your right I don't! I think it means......I've forgotten......I can't......Mmmm....Itwas.....I lost it....
The Greek adjective idios means "one's own" or "private." The derivative noun idiōtēs means "private person." A Greek idiōtēs was a person who was not in the public eye, who held no public office. From this came the sense "common man," and later "ignorant person"—a natural extension, for the common people of ancient Greece were not, in general, particularly learned. The English idiot originally meant "ignorant person," but the more usual reference now is to a person who lacks basic intelligence or common sense rather than education.
Mm. Much wisdom. Wow. ;D
Why thank you. I am proficient in the ways of Google. *Kass winks at Seb.*
Google? Is that a form of martial arts?
Sure, kiddo. Sure.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 30, 2020, 12:22:15 PM
Why thank you. I am proficient in the ways of Google. *Kass winks at Seb.*
*wink wink nudge nudge*
*Kass happens to be without a physical form*
*Has escaped.*
*Dies*
I do not understand that child.
Why not? You both have a penchant for dying randomly. :giggle:
Since when? I can not exactly die.
Since Kass's Castle. I can't exactly remember but apparently everybeast was trying to kill you and save Lass. They saved her, and I think they killed you but I don't remember.)
*knocks on the wall*
Who's there?
It's me, ya boy.
It's me, ya boy who?
Timmy??
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 22, 2021, 01:47:43 PM
Since Kass's Castle. I can't exactly remember but apparently everybeast was trying to kill you and save Lass. They saved her, and I think they killed you but I don't remember.)
They tried. That does not mean I die often. I rarely take of physical form.
Well, not you, ya know. You you.
. . .No.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2021, 07:45:46 AM
Well, not you, ya know. You you.
I am not entirely sure I understand.
(The Lass you, not the Kass you.)
("Lass me" was crushed by some very conveniently placed falling rocks, and left for dead.)
(She was only mostly dead.)
(And mostly dead is slightly alive. Though last I saw of her, she was a bit more than that.)
Why don't you try to help her?
*Kass chuckles softly, distain and mirth mixing in his eyes.* Just take a guess.
*Sticks some friendliness into Kass' eyes.*
Ah, much better. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 30, 2021, 01:18:23 PM
*Sticks some friendliness into Kass' eyes.*
Yes! Good on ya!
Quote from: lass of something much on January 30, 2021, 10:08:37 AM
*Kass chuckles softly, distain and mirth mixing in his eyes.* Just take a guess.
I favor thee for thy uncanny ability of displaying thy mood and thoughts through thine eyes. Quite interesting.
(It is indeed astounding that in real life, telling emotions from eyes is very difficult, whereas almost every book character can do it even when they are incapable of seeing the eyes properly!)
(That's because they're too OP'd. It's never happened to me, far as I know.)
(Oh it has. Your eyes always show your annoyance whenever I try to hug you irl)
*Hugs Flib to prove point*
*Kass slouched in his wooden thrown* You truly are an entertaining lot.
Meaning you ain't. *totters Kass off his thrown*
*Kass bends crystals from the ground and incases Flib.* I'd much rather you didn't do that.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 09, 2021, 06:18:14 PM
*Kass bends crystals from the ground and incases Flib.* I'd much rather you didn't do that.
So... are we going to stop fighting and find the way out? Could just jump off the cliff, I suppose. (Whether I am making an RA or Maze Runner reference is up for debate.)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 09, 2021, 06:18:14 PM
*Kass bends crystals from the ground and incases Flib.* I'd much rather you didn't do that.
Why her? I'm the one causing trouble.
Ugh. You are both antagonizing wolf girls.
You have no idea.
For once I agree with your sister, Flib.
Who? Me and Hazel, me and Vuka, or Vuka and Hazel?
*Kass sighs and buries his face in his hands.* Whatever.
Yes, yes, but I am not a wolf girl. I don't care about antagonizing, though. As a rule I am supposed to be antagonizing.
*Wafts through the scene.*
(because you're a ghost...)
Quote from: Booklover on March 09, 2021, 06:58:06 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 09, 2021, 06:18:14 PM
*Kass bends crystals from the ground and incases Flib.* I'd much rather you didn't do that.
So... are we going to stop fighting and find the way out? Could just jump off the cliff, I suppose. (Whether I am making an RA or Maze Runner reference is up for debate.)
No, we're going to stay here and annoy Kass until he has a tantrum and forcibly throws us out of the thread. ;D
Quote from: Booklover on March 09, 2021, 06:58:06 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 09, 2021, 06:18:14 PM
*Kass bends crystals from the ground and incases Flib.* I'd much rather you didn't do that.
So... are we going to stop fighting and find the way out? Could just jump off the cliff, I suppose. (Whether I am making an RA or Maze Runner reference is up for debate.)
Yeah, let's do that.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 12, 2021, 06:10:34 PM
No, we're going to stay here and annoy Kass until he has a tantrum and forcibly throws us out of the thread. ;D
This is not my thread. And even if it were, I would have no rights to kick you out. Only to seriously injure you if you stay.
Try, then. I don't have nothing to do, anyways.
Why would I bother. It is a waste of time.
You're a coward!
Have fun thinking that, kid.
For the last time, Kass, I ain't a kid! *pulls out the dirk again*
Quote from: Booklover on February 13, 2021, 12:54:24 PM
So... Now we've established that Flib is not, as some suspected, a baby goat can we please not murder anyone? Or at least, not where I can be accused of being an accomplice.
I ain't murdering nobeast. Kass isn't alive, so I can't murder him (although I would really love to). *snarls at Kass angrily* You make me so mad...
That's good, I guess??
Making me mad isn't a good thing.
Have I lost my mind, Vuka? *Runs around room yelling*
Zere iz a pitfall trap viz zeveral razour-zharp pointy zpikez zree poztz after ziz pozt. Ye 'ave been varned. Enjoy!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 15, 2021, 04:54:58 PM
For the last time, Kass, I ain't a kid! *pulls out the dirk again*
*Kass smirks* Oh I'm soo scared.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 28, 2021, 05:21:53 PM
Zere iz a pitfall trap viz zeveral razour-zharp pointy zpikez zree poztz after ziz pozt. Ye 'ave been varned. Enjoy!
Thanks for the heads up.
*Pours concrete into the pitfall trap.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 29, 2021, 01:08:59 PM
*Pours concrete into the pitfall trap.*
*But tragically afore ze concrete could gae intae it, Verdauga fell tae 'iz deaz doon ontae ze razour-zharp pointy zpoikez*
Ah
did zay ze zird pozt vid include ze pitfall trap. By poztin' ye ztepped intae it. Ach...
Actually, I poured concrete down in.
Can't step in if your feet don't move. ;)
But you couldn't have poured concrete down it when you'd already fallen into it! Silly goose.
Und juzt by clickin' 'Reply' tae ztart yer pozt, ye 'ad avready ztepped in it.
No, I don't think I did.
Aye ye did. *Verdauga iz zkevered by ze razour-zharp pointy zpikez und diez 'orribly; 'e zen rezpavnz back at ze beginnin' o' ze Labyrinth*
Ehhhh, that sounds a bit too painful, so nah?
Well, this is the cellars.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 07, 2021, 05:17:09 PM
Ehhhh, that sounds a bit too painful, so nah?
Unfortunately it 'az na' 'appened, zae zere'z nayzin' zat can be done aboot it ze noo. *Lookz doon intae ze pit at Verdauga'z former body* Ach...
*Dashes around freely.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2021, 05:42:22 PM
*Dashes around freely.*
*Vhoilzt ztill in ze Labyrinth, o' courze*
*Jumps on Kade for a piggyback ride.*
*Kass hides a dead body, before floating off into the darkness*
Why don't yer tie it t'the prow o' yer ship, as a challenge to everybeast?
Kass ignored the small chook
If'n yew wants t'stay alive, don't call me that agin!
*Kass, who did not mean to say that out loud, continued ignoring the small chook*
*Vuka ain't a smol chook*
*Kass doesn't care*
Eh, Kass doesn't care about anything, he's just an old frogwalloper.
(OOC: Oh my child, my poor, poor child XD)
(Whaaaat?)
(OOC: Your lack of knowledge amuses me)
(Vuka may have once been a corsair...)
(I can't see who's who anyway, cause I use dark mode)
It's just like my evil twin who spoke using black text.
^ Exactly. ;D
*Yawns*
I've been dead for so looong.. It's getting boring... Kaaaasss can you let me out now? Pleeeeaaaase? I'm sorry okayyy?
(Who's Kass?)
*Undeads Lass whether Kass likes it or not*
(Kass is a very, very OP sarcastic spirit that often takes the form of a massive grey rabbit, he is very irritable, and has a soft spot for infants.. Plus, he kinda has my soul in a jar, so... No undeathing)
*Asks Kass politely (with a coffee bribe) to release Lass*
*Kass yawns and continues along his path*
(OOC: Lass, you're up pretty late. :giggle:)
*Offers Kass sleep in exchange for Lass being free*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 30, 2021, 04:48:38 PM
(OOC: Lass, you're up pretty late. :giggle:)
(OOC: Whaaa? It's only 5 ;D)
(When I sent you that, it was three o'clock in the morning.)
Edit:
Quote from: lass of something much on April 30, 2021, 04:44:25 PM
*Kass yawns and continues along his path*
Stand and fight, coward!
(I like black speech, but it gets a little boring after a while. I am dropping it temporarily. And Flib, I won't tell on you for being up so late, because it was me who made you leave the room in the first place.)
Whaaaaaaat?? What does that have to do with anything????
Mom was walking by and looked at the screen so I covered your username with my hand and she wondered who was up at 3 in the morning so I didn't tell her.
How very kind of you.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on May 10, 2021, 09:53:34 PM
Mom was walking by and looked at the screen so I covered your username with my hand and she wondered who was up at 3 in the morning so I didn't tell her.
That wasn't me. You might keep me up half the night, but I do have common sense, you know.
*scowls at Kass* Why are you here?
I have been here the whole time.
Oh you have, have you? *lunges at Kass*
*Kass side stepped and raised an eyebrow*
*Shoots Kass*
*Kass glanced down for a moment, before resuming his previous position.* Was that entirely necessary?
Yes.
*Wanders the Labyrinth.*
*is annoyed at Kass and Vuka*
*Isn't*
*Punches Kade in the stomach.* Stop bothering me.
*Feels a soft tickle.* I'm not?
If you can't feel anything, how come you can hear me so well?
I was implying that you punched my fluff while I remained unaffected. My ears do work fairly well though ;)
But your ears are covered in floof. So your hearing must be fuzzy.
Yer brain is fuzzy.
Have you been feeling her brain? :o
Shhhhhhh
Okay.
*Fades into invisibility*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on June 15, 2021, 08:43:40 PM
But your ears are covered in floof. So your hearing must be fuzzy.
*much confusion*
*noisufnoc hcum*
Waka Waka Waka.
This time for Africa
Ah, but what time is it in Africa?
The google monster will tell you...
There's a monster? Where?
>:D :giggle: >:D
*le kills l'monster*
No, my internet!
AAAAAAA
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2021, 03:03:04 PM
No, my internet!
*the monster is angry at Kade's internet for impersonating it*
*Revives the monster*
Yay, my internet!
Noooo! >:(
But internet good!
But internet bad!
Nyooooo
Yeeeeeeeeesssss
Nooooooooo!
You tell her!
Ask nicely.
Oh, uh... please tell her?
*tells her*
T'anks
No problem.
Wha? ???
Flib just got told.
B-but I thought I was supposed to tell her... :(
Okay... :-\
Indeed.
Indeed. >:D
Indeedy.
As thou pleasest.
Indeedest.
Indeededeth.
Indeedness.
As you wish.
Upon a star?
On the candles of course!
As thou pleasest, longears.
*Pokes longears.*
Yes?
...birds don't have long ears.
The question is, does everyone have cat ears?
And do those ears fall off/disappear/get taken by the cat ear fairy/whatever other crazy things were suggested after a certain drop in morality/innocence/true to self ness?
(I'll give you an explanation if you ask nicely.)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 31, 2018, 01:41:22 AM
You didn't listen. They told you not to go into the Cellars, particularly by yourself.
Why'd you come? You knew you should have stayed...
Yes.
I tried to warn you just to stay away...
But, of course, the plan was a flop.
Just like the Last Airbender movie.
A floppy fish.
Quote from: Booklover on July 19, 2021, 05:14:39 PM
The question is, does everyone have cat ears?
And do those ears fall off/disappear/get taken by the cat ear fairy/whatever other crazy things were suggested after a certain drop in morality/innocence/true to self ness?
(I'll give you an explanation if you ask nicely.)
@nicely, what's the explanation? I'm asking you.
Say the magic word...
I probably can't actually give much more info than I've put there, on reflection. Some of the background is not child friendly.
Oh, ok then. Never mind.
I'll try.
Nah, probably.
He might be a long-eared cat.
Might.
*Kass wanders the void, in search of something*
I was sure I left it here....No matter, I shall simply make a new one.
Though it would be easier to find it.
Whatcha lookin' for, bud?
I could help you.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 22, 2021, 10:19:41 PM
*Kass wanders the void, in search of something*
I was sure I left it here....No matter, I shall simply make a new one.
Though it would be easier to find it.
*totally misread Kass as Lord Voldemort* ;D
♫♪Voldemort Voldemort, Ooh Voldy Voldy Voldemort...♪♫
🎶Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...🎶
What's that mysterious ticking noise?
I ate an alarm clock.
Quote from: Booklover on September 22, 2021, 11:23:37 PM
What's that mysterious ticking noise?
(I read that in a British accent.)
The pipes... the pipes are calling...
How is Danny related to this?
He isn't.
Then he better shut those pipes up, 'cause all they're doing is making a racket.
The pipes... are... calling...
Nein.
The Mighty Nein.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 23, 2021, 03:08:14 PM
How is Danny related to this?
You could ask one of the many Dans.
Pipes... it's in the pipes... it's coming...
*Appears out of a pipe.* Hi :)
*becomes Petrified* (Yeah, I know, looking directly at a you-know-what-so-I-won't-say-it-cause-spoilers kills you, but I didn't want to die just yet...)
Maybe there was a mirror or something. I'll ask it.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, did Flib look at you before her fall?
Why would I be looking in a mirror?
To admire thine own beauty.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 23, 2021, 03:13:08 PM
Then he better shut those pipes up, 'cause all they're doing is making a racket.
Oy! Rezpect ze pipes, laddie!!!
*Foindz ze zource o' ze tickin'* Ah found ze zource o' ze tickin'- Tiz a pipe bomb!
🎶Yayyyyy!🎶
Pipe down, Danny!
🎶Singing our song, all day long, at Hoooooogwaaarts!🎶
*Explozion*
*Kass pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs, before floating quietly away*
Quote from: Ally046 on September 25, 2021, 12:25:10 AM
To admire thine own beauty.
*loses the rest of my temper in a hurry*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 26, 2021, 05:08:59 AM
*Kass pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs, before floating quietly away*
Why don't you just incinerate them?
*Kass glances over his shoulder and gives Flib an icy smile, before carrying on*
I have some rubbish to pick up.
*Is picked up by Kass*
"Oi! Watch it there! Your pinchin' my arm!"
First off, you are not rubbish, and second, I am not looking for you.
Oh, look it's Kass
Oh look, I don't care. *Kass mutters as he continues searching*
I Don't Care? Where? I want to kill him. He owes my five bucks
Ah. Here it is.
*Kass picks up a very large bolder, pulls a crushed and bloodied body out of under it, and poofs out*
*Aims his 1911 at I Don't Care*
I Don't Care: Hello!
Where's my five bucks man? The chicken fight remember?
*I Don't Care is confused*
Bruh. Remember you bet on the White chicken, I bet on the Rhode Island mine won. He did cheat though but judges didn't see it that way so, suck it up and give me my five bucks.
*A look of anger and realization floods over IDC's face*
They only didn't see cause you threw turnips in their eyes!
Radishes*
IDC: Oh my bad, couldn't see well from where you tired me to the grandstand with purple zipties!
Pink*
IDC: Yeah no, they were purple.
Pinkish blue
IDC: That is purple!
You mean the color of your face right now?
I DON'T HAVE A FACE!
I DON'T CARE
IDC: WHAT IS IT NOW?!
I don't know. You tell me
IDC: You're the one that said my name
So will your power flow through me?
*Knocks the both of them out*
Good call ;D
Wh-
What happened here!?
Shh.
You don't want to know.
Just. Walk. A. Way.
*Pinches the bridge of my nose and sighs.*
Yes, that apparently did happen.
;D You don't have a nose to pinch, you're a Birb.
I'm a Verd, actually, but it's a common misconception. ;)
*sus*
Verdibird
Verdinator.
*visible confusion*
*Visible conclusion *
*visible invisibility*
*wears Horace's Ranger cloak* Can you see me now?
If you're that funny lookin rock, then yes
Quote from: Booklover on September 27, 2021, 10:23:15 PM
*visible invisibility*
*wears Horace's Ranger cloak* Can you see me now?
HAH!
*disbelief, datbelief, and dat other belief*
*Digs.*
That thread kind of died. Like my hill.
*Poofs in*
*Kass appears, grabs the freshly poofed being, and poofs out*
*Teleports Kass and Lass back in.*
*Kass looks mildly annoyed*
*Has been poofed in from another thread, and is very confused*
Hello. ^-^
*Continues digging.*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 28, 2021, 09:42:41 PM
*Kass looks mildly annoyed*
*Has been poofed in from another thread, and is very confused*
BAD BAD BAD KASS
*Discovers a Second Never-Ending Labyrinth beneath The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars*
*Kass poofs back to what he was doing, leaving a very confused Lassie behind*
*Also, there's cake.* This is just the best.
But if the labyrinth goes on forever and has been there forever, I should think the cake would be a bit dry, don't you think? Also, what if it's just a trap to catch naughty otterbadgers?
*Feeds the cake to the Mexican Inquisition.*
I didn't know the Mexican Inquisition ever was held in the cellars in the first place. It's much too boring.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 29, 2021, 03:33:29 PM
*Feeds the cake to the Mexican Inquisition.*
*Feeds Verdauga to the Mexican Inquisition.* Pay for your crimes.
>:D Oooo yes!
*Isn't eaten, on account of being inedible.*
But surely Kade has eaten you before?
That may be why I'm inedible.
(https://i.imgur.com/s2y9GNJ.jpeg)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 29, 2021, 02:34:15 PM
*Discovers a Second Never-Ending Labyrinth beneath The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars*
Actually, ze zae-called 'Zecond Labyrinth' iz juzt anozer part o' ze unendin' original Labyrinth.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on September 29, 2021, 03:32:15 PM
But if the labyrinth goes on forever and has been there forever, I should think the cake would be a bit dry, don't you think? Also, what if it's just a trap to catch naughty otterbadgers?
Ach, ze cake iz avroight. Zorta. May'apz.
Nae really.*Ze cake containz chemicalz zat drav nearby carnivorouz wall-Zlugz tae come und devour ze beazt zat conzumed ze cake*
Bon appetit!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 29, 2021, 08:00:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/s2y9GNJ.jpeg)
HA!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 29, 2021, 08:04:33 PM
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on September 29, 2021, 03:32:15 PM
But if the labyrinth goes on forever and has been there forever, I should think the cake would be a bit dry, don't you think? Also, what if it's just a trap to catch naughty otterbadgers?
Ach, ze cake iz avroight. Zorta. May'apz. Nae really.
*Ze cake containz chemicalz zat drav nearby carnivorouz wall-Zlugz tae come und devour ze beazt zat conzumed ze cake*
Bon appetit!
Eat it yourself, HiAG.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on September 29, 2021, 03:32:15 PM
But if the labyrinth goes on forever and has been there forever, I should think the cake would be a bit dry, don't you think? Also, what if it's just a trap to catch naughty otterbadgers?
If so, it won't work on naughty otters!
*Runs into the labyrinth laughing maniacally*
It can't catch me, and I'm naughtier than you are.
*Catches the naughty dibbun.*
I'm not a Dibbun.
Hah, yeah ya are.
' "My dear friend," put in Salamon, "I say this with all respect and affection: You are a liar." '
~One of my favorite quotes from The Golden Dream of Carlo Chuchio. :)
No u
No your faaaaace
Is gorgeous, I know, thanks ^_^
And a liah
^-^
Or maybe it's a lyre.
Lyhe.
Liar liar fur on fire.
Stop, drop and roll, then!
Y tho?
Because that's the advice for if your clothes catch fire.
But Kade's too cool to catch on fire. ;D
*Is still fireproof.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 15, 2021, 12:15:37 AM
But Kade's too cool to catch on fire. ;D
Was that meant to be a joke? Cool, fire?
No, it's supposed to be what Kade considers as fact, when it comes to what Otterbadgers can and can't do. ;D
*Finds a coffee shop somewhere in the labyrinth*
Buys a cup of hot chocolate and a pastry, then sits down to enjoy them*
*trips on a Danish Pastry and falls into the Labyrinth*
What the...
This place is not as spacious as the one that exists as a pocket dimension under the Walking Fortress...
Probably because this isn't a pocket dimension...
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2022, 03:06:58 AM*Finds a coffee shop somewhere in the labyrinth*
Buys a cup of hot chocolate and a pastry, then sits down to enjoy them*
*Watches from nearby*
*Feels that weird sense of being watched, so eats faster*
O_O
*Zree Vampire Volez begin zneakin' up on Kade*
*Sees Kade looking hungry and buys him a hot drink too*
*Ze Vampire Volez creep clozer*
*Shoots them with jojo style harmone bullets*
Ach, could o' juzt pulled zeir fangz oot- zen zey couldnae actually bite ye, juzt annoy ye by tryin' tae bite yer neck viz na' non-exiztent fangz. Juzt a nuizance.
*Zree more Vampire Volez begin zneakin' up on Kade*
Do these hypothetical dracular rodents have the same weaknesses as regular vampires? Because if they do, I have a bag full of wooden tent stakes...
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 26, 2022, 01:06:16 AMDo these hypothetical dracular rodents have the same weaknesses as regular vampires? Because if they do, I have a bag full of wooden tent stakes...
Aye. Zey are vampirez, vho are alzae Volez, i.e., Vampire Volez. (Zey're from ze
Welkin Weasels novel
Vampire Volez by Garry Kilworth)
(https://www.booktopia.com.au/covers/500/9780552547055/0000/vampire-voles.jpg)
Wooden stakes it is then...
'oly vater vorkz taae.
Which I unfortunately don't have on me right now for some reason...
I do have a pouch of silver ball bearings though...
Zilver iz zuppozed tae be dangerouz tae Verevolvez, but zere are zome placez in ze vorld vhere tiz believed zey 'ave nay effect on zem. 'ovever, if ze bav bearingz are zmav, zrovin' zem on ze floor in front o' a vampire vill cauze zem tae ztop vot zey're daein' und count zem (Vampirez 'ave ziz odd zin' aboot countin' zmav objectz, zuch az rice or beadz or zmav rockz).
*digs through pockets in an attempt to find a sun-stone, solar-rock, or light-crystal*
*Tozzez Wortshire a Zun Ztone*
(https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/64/Sun_Stone_EP161.png)
*Owns the coffee shop and is filming the vampire voles for my next advert.*
Ah dinnae zink ze vampirez vid zhov up on film.
*Ze zree Vampirez Volez creep up even clozer tae Kade*
It's special film I developed back when I hunted for eldritch horrors.
'ov daez it vork?
*Ze Vampire Volez are roight behind
@Kade Rivok und are aboot tae attack und bite 'im*
*Eats them*... Not as good as the hot chocolate
Ach, Kade'z zpreadin'... Get ze mallet und anti-floof vooden ztake...
>w<
What kind of face is that?
I have no idea, I just couldn't make an upside down ^_^
Strange thing to want to make :giggle:
.-.
Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna rock the morse code tonight
What?
Dot. Dot. Dot. Dot. Dot. GOOZE! *Tagz
@Kade Rivok und zen gaez runnin' off laughin'*
*Duck, not dot.
*Tosses Flib at HIAG*
*Dodgez, zen hovlz*
*Sips her hot chocolate* Rip Flib
*Also sips Lass' hot chocolate* Indeed.
*Zrovz Kade intae ze nearby Otterbadger-eatin' venus flytrap, vhich negatez any godmodin' by Otterbadgerz, preventin' zem nae bein' affected by zin'z loike bein' zet on fire und etc. or ezcapin'*
Zere ve gae.
*Continues sipping Lass' hot chocolate*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 02, 2022, 07:57:14 PM*Continues sipping Lass' hot chocolate*
Loike ziz, fer example.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 02, 2022, 03:03:20 PM*Also sips Lass' hot chocolate* Indeed.
*Eats Kade and has him too*
*Has him?*
'az 'im done vot?
*Alzae, pokez Kade tae remoind 'im aboot 'iz Azk zread*
*observes the chaos calmly*
That's a first.
Firzt iz ze vorzt.
*appears calm on the exterior, but is seething with negative energy on the interior*
Huh?
Nayzin'... *Lookz innocent*
*Is innocent.*
*bounces up and down*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 12, 2023, 01:30:38 AMQuote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2023, 08:17:53 PM*Is not innocent.*
Corrected zat fer ye.
I mean, you
doctored it. It was made incorrect, so saying you corrected it is, itself, incorrect.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 15, 2023, 05:25:50 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 12, 2023, 01:30:38 AMQuote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2023, 08:17:53 PM*Is not innocent.*
Corrected zat fer ye.
I mean, you doctored it. It was made incorrect, so saying you corrected it is, itself, incorrect.
(https://y.yarn.co/9987148a-ccc4-46d4-921b-c888f998131d_text.gif)
*runs out from a random passage cackling*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2024, 11:23:59 PM*runs out from a random passage cackling*
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-08-2016/rMRabT.gif)
*kindly punts the furbie lookin thing*
'e'z a Gremlin, from ze movie Gremlinz 2: Ze Nev Batch. Und 'e'z completely crazy.
...that's fair, I can vibe with that
*crashes in through the ceiling*
*snores loudly*
*Putz a lemon on ze zleepin' Kade*
*Wakes up to find a lemon mysteriously placed on him.*
Life must've come by. It's always giving folks lemons, I hear.
Aye, indeed. Ye zhould make orange juice viz it.
*Whips out his enchanted fork and stabs the lemon.*
*A bottle of orange Fanta appears.*
Huh, that's not what I expected to happen....
Ye could try it again und zee if ye get Irn-Bru.
I've got something even better in mind. *Shakes up the bottle of orange fanta and sprays it at HIAG*
*Drinkz it* Good, nae az major az Irn-Bru, but ztill good. Zankee!
Ironic that this is supposed to be the bottom of the Cellars but is clearly at the top of the board.
Tiz nae referrin' tae ze lizt o' topicz. If it vere ve'd 'ave tae pozt in ozer topicz until tiz at ze bottom o' ze lizt, und zen ve vid 'ave tae nae pozt in it tae keep it zere. Ach...
Indeeeeeed
A cunning plan, for sure.
I mean, I could always lock the topic to let it fall to the bottom ;)
That would be kinda sad. This topic was my introduction to the forum.
>:D
I forget what my intro to the forum was. Either a thing about the LLOR Scout or one of the forum games.
*A giant mutated bread creature appearz*
Well, that's weird. I just recently ordered a Comically Sized Toaster on same day shipping.
God works in mysterious ways, huh?
'e tried zettin' a buzh on fire tae make 'iz prezence kent, but zat only gaet zeveral environmental groupz up in armz.
*Verdauga getz eaten by ze giant mutated bread creature*
*Muffled* Hey! It smells like garlic bread in here!
Garlic bread is great! Can I have some?
*Walks up behind Teer and hands her a slice of garlic bread from the monster.*
Zomebeazt mention garlic?
(https://media1.tenor.com/m/bwk2EtSDkWEAAAAd/mario-strikers-battle-league-wario.gif)
Quote from: Verdauga on October 25, 2024, 03:01:29 AM*Walks up behind Teer and hands her a slice of garlic bread from the monster.*
Thank you. You're very kind. *eats happily*
*A goblin viz a blovtorch appearz*
Oh, hello. You hungry? That monster of there is giving out free garlic bread.
He's even got something to toast it with.
Mhmm. He's quite a wonderful friend.
*Ze goblin lookz confuzed*
Don't be confused, dear friends, be happy!
*Ze goblin iz furzer confuzed*
*gives the goblin a blueberry muffin*
*Ze goblin faintz*
Oh dear!
@Kade Rivok hasn't turned up in seasons. How will this poor beast survive without the powers of HEIMLICH?
*Ze goblin beginz znorin'*
I think he's fine. Nevermind. *munches more garlic bread*
*A Velociraptor valkz by, eatz ze blueberry muffin, und zen vanderz off chirpin' 'appily*
Glad to see someone appreciates my contributions.
Wut
*Ze goblin burpz in 'iz zleep*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 05, 2024, 04:46:38 AMWut
I gave him a blueberry muffin, and he appreciated it.
My confusion is large
Fair enough. I tried explaining, but you might just have to stay in the dark this time.
This labyrinth is already dark
That's true. The light bulb blew back in 2023 and none of us got around to changing it.
*Changez ze loightbulb intae a zmav table*
Oh, that's helpful. Thanks for doing that! *puts cup on table*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 06, 2024, 01:13:31 AM*Changez ze loightbulb intae a zmav table*
lol
How many Redwallers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Probably depends on the Redwaller, and the positioning of the light bulb.
Basically we don't know yet
*Ze table valkz off*
Those legs were meant for running.
Pathetic. RUN FASTER!
*Cracks whip*
*Ze table collapzez*
Get up you useless sliver of secondhand furniture
*A zvarm o' Termitez devour ze table, und zen zey av ztart glovin' broightly*
RIP. He had potential. Ah well.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 07, 2024, 07:48:45 PM*A zvarm o' Termitez devour ze table, und zen zey av ztart glovin' broightly*
So the table was radioactive
It did uzed tae be a loight bulb...
*scoops up the termites in a jar and screws it into the light socket*
There, light bulb fixed!
Thanks! *begins drawing*
*Ze Termitez object tae ziz treatment but cannae get looze*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 08, 2024, 05:09:12 PM*scoops up the termites in a jar and screws it into the light socket*
There, light bulb fixed!
What an ingenious thing to do! I take back one of the things I've said about you.
Vhich vone, zough...?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 09, 2024, 01:03:34 AMQuote from: Verdauga on November 08, 2024, 05:09:12 PM*scoops up the termites in a jar and screws it into the light socket*
There, light bulb fixed!
What an ingenious thing to do! I take back one of the things I've said about you.
Oooh, what did you say about him?
Various things behind his back and also in front of his back.
Which are...?;)
Numerous.
Numerouz minuz 1, na'.
But vhich vone...?
Makes sense.
Run, Hiag. You're gonna get it now.
He's already gotten got
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That's a wonderful gif.
Aye!
Tis major
Indeed.
Quite so.
Majorly zae.
Couldn't agree more.
Abzolutely.
To be sure.
Not a one of you has made a concerted effort to leave this place
Why would we want to leave?
For the challenge of it
Meh, I like it here. I have enough challenges in my life.
Apathy
Cabbage.
Celery.
Much like apathy, both of those things are inedible
Both of those things taste like apathy.
That is. . . Also true
Ah actually loike zem. *Crunchez on zome celery*
I like celery. Cabbage seems hit or miss sometimes. It's either really good, like, weirdly good, or it's disgusting, and it's super hard to tell which it'll be in a given moment.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 15, 2024, 07:00:42 PMAh actually loike zem. *Crunchez on zome celery*
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Celery raw develops the jaw, but celery stewed it more quietly chewed.
. . .
That's a poem called Celery, by Ogden Nash. Quite charming, isn't it?
Beans beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal.
(https://media.tenor.com/pz8ULrHv9hUAAAAM/shark-puppet-baked-beans.gif)
I wish I could unsee that
It's really not that bad.
Juzt ven ye zought tvaz zafe tae eat beanz...
It doesn't seem to have negatively affected the shark.
Aye, 'e zeemz tae quite enjoy it.
Glad he can find happiness. He's had a hard life.
I suppose it was a handy snack, and I am glad he got a bite to eat. I"m just worried he'll be unable to fin-ish it.
*Ze Zhark finizhez ze beanz und movez on tae eatin' ze mad punzter next*
Is this to be my pun-ishment? I sea how it is. I am drowning in the distaste of other beasts. What then? Is it my fault these jokes come in waves? Am I to go on floating through life, never offering my input to such a situation?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 18, 2024, 06:27:47 PM(https://media.tenor.com/pz8ULrHv9hUAAAAM/shark-puppet-baked-beans.gif)
I can hear that
*pays the shark* Thank you for your service.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 20, 2024, 03:06:30 AM*pays the shark* Thank you for your service.
Did I just cash you trying to orchestrate my demise? Oooooooooooh Teer you're going to pay for that! Trying to get rid of
me!? Over my dead body! I'm not planning on sleeping with the fishes any time soon you know. Why, when I saw Skarzs quoted the shark gif, I almost had a backstroke, but I survived! Your plans for world domination are dead in the water! You can take that to the bank!
Change will happen, Teer. It only makes cents that you'd try to get rid of me; but I didn't bill you for this kind of betrayal.
... Sorry. I didn't mean to let you know about it.
I don't care if he's an admin, ban him
I can't. Dann probably could, or maybe Matti or Waffles?
Dann could; however,
Hang him
*steals Thomasbane*
Oh my. I'm interested to see what happens.
I hope you two aren't too cut up Bout my puns. I walk a knife's edge with how many I come up with, but they have a practical purpose too! Wordplay really hones the wit, even if it doesn't whet your appetite for more.i do hate to see my acquaintances and colleagues sheathing over some jokes though. I'm not being edgy; promise :)
*cuts a slice of cake*
Ah.
*Zetz Verdauga'z 'air on fire*
Long may it burn
*cuts a few more slices and offers them around* Anybeast hungry?
Sure! *Takes Thomasbane back*
Here you go. Need a napkin, or are you good?
*Tiez Verdauga up viz a giant knapkin, und tiez zat up viz a firm taut rope tae be zafe*
I suppose that's one way of making sure he doesn't make a mess on his clothes, but it seems a little far fetched.
*Takes the toast*
Thanks.
*Teleports away, leaving the napkin and rope behind.*
'e vanizhed vizoot a tres!!!
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Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2024, 01:35:12 AM*Takes the toast*
Thanks.
*Teleports away, leaving the napkin and rope behind.*
... Did you want some cake, or are you happy with some stale bread? I was going to give that to the chooks, but if you're sure you want it, then that's fine.
If they don't have bread, let them eat cake
Ze cake iz a lie.
Not this cake. This one is a perfectly honest chocolate cake. (Though I think it's fair to question the integrity of the icing)
Tiz lyin' tae ye aboot it'z legitimacy.
Nope. I tested it already. 'Tis perfectly fine.
There is a lie somewhere
Ze lie o' ze land, may'apz...?
That could be it, but I'm sure there's something fishy going on with that icing.
*Iz reminded o' ze firzt roleplay ve did on ziz forum*
Ze oicin' moight 'ave been mixed viz 'otroot pepper...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 24, 2024, 05:30:41 PM*Iz reminded o' ze firzt roleplay ve did on ziz forum*
Ze oicin' moight 'ave been mixed viz 'otroot pepper...
Oh? Which one is that?
That's what I was thinking. Do tell, Hiag.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 24, 2024, 06:45:13 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 24, 2024, 05:30:41 PM*Iz reminded o' ze firzt roleplay ve did on ziz forum*
Ze oicin' moight 'ave been mixed viz 'otroot pepper...
Oh? Which one is that?
Peace Tae Protection (https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=139.msg1936#msg1936). Zere vaz a part in zere vhere zome oicin' accidentally gaet zome 'otroot pepper mixed in viz it, und zome dibbun characterz put zaid oicin' on candied cheztnutz tae prank ozerbeaztz. Ah really enjoyed zat roleplay. *Noztalgia*
Oh, heh! That sounds amusing. *goes to read mentioned roleplay*
Fascinating
Indeed. So far, so good.
Who's in it?
Characters.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 25, 2024, 12:54:44 AMWho's in it?
Trigoma, Redwall Musician, Daniel of Redwall, Galedeep, Hiag, Gonff, Tiria Wildlough and a few others, I think.
Ach, good toimez.
Mhmm.
Wow. What a time
Agreed.
Indeed.
Quite so.
You agreed with yourself
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Major.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 26, 2024, 04:14:05 AMYou agreed with yourself
Better than disagreeing with oneself.
Mm, I disagree
... Alrighty.
But think about it
I disagree with some of the things I've thought and said in the past
Und daez yer pazt zelf dizagree viz yer prezent zelf'z dizagreement...?
I haven't asked him yet
Eh, I guess you have a point.