Alright. You lot are all a bunch of psychotic nutcases who have been sent here on account of suspicious, peculiar, and all around crazy behavior. So far, we have on our list of inmates:
Lady Amber
Blaggut
Delthion
Rachel
Sandpaw
Sagetip
Vilu
SilentSam
Russa
Enter this facility at your own risk.
Can I guard
GAAAHH-I mean. . . *ahem* yes. Make sure HIAG doesn't escape his cell.
No more guards are needed.
I think you should be in here Nameless One, you have a voice in your head that nobody else can hear
But you're real, I put you up there myself!
Very true but your friends don't know that do they? They can't hear me
Oh shut up Tyrull
IN YER CELL!!
*Tosses Jet in a rubber room.
If you want I can get you some rubber rats for dinner.
Pity Mauve took your power, then you could blast yourself out of here
Yes, pity, now shut up!
Orders crew to surround building
Yes, shut up, prisoner. I'm gonna check on HIAG.
When Skarz arives he sees a ten foot wall of dirt with cannon on the top With 100 searat in it
WHADYA ALL THINK YER DOIN' OUTA YER CELLS?!?! GO ON, GET BACK IN!!
*presses button, and they are all teleported into rubber rooms.
Am I insane enough to warrant being thrown into this asylum?
(Random question, Skarzs: where'd you get your username? I've been wondering.)
Yep.
*Throws Jukka in a side cell.
(I'll say another time; maybe I should make a topic for that? Hint?)
*runs in, yelling* I'm perfectly sane!!!!!!!! I swear it! I'm sane!!!!!!!!
Um, does getting you thrown in prison twice make me insane? ;D
Yes.
*You are both transported into separate cells, complete with rubber walls and rubber rats.
*Bing!
Please enjoy your stay.
*Walks in, dragging Dr. Rainy by his wrist* Rainy, stop watering the grass! It's fine!
*Awesome British accent* No! The grass is green! It needs to be red! *Awesome British accent ends*
Oh, shut up, Rainy. *Walks up to front desk* *Rings bell* Helloooooo? Anybody home? I've got a guy for you to, er, take care of!
*Awesome British accent* ...*Waters potted flower on the counter* *Flower immediately blossoms into a tiny TARDIS* *Awesome British accent ends*
What the heck, Rainy?!
*Awesome British accent* *Shrugs* *Awesome British accent ends*
I said I was sane. Really. I am.
Hmm, that remains to be seen. Be good and I'll get you a rubber cake for dessert.
The tardis is suddenly removed from existence.
"Hello. What seems to be your problem? Where is this" snigger, "Troublesome fellow. He can always stay safe here as a test patient-I mean, inmate I can help regain sanity." *innocent face
*rolls eyes* I don't need a rubber cake. I can get my own.
*random German chocolate cake pops out of thin air, accompanied by a fully set tea-table and tea.* Would you like to join me?
*Awesome British accent* *Gets down on knees* PLEASE, Rain, don't make me go in there! I'll be good! Wait, aren't I ALWAYS good? It's HITLER that's bad. *Awesome British accent ends*
Shut up, Rainy. *Turns to Skarzs* Yeah, Dr. Rainy here is a bit off his rocker. A few days here might straighten him up a bit, though. Right?
*Awesome British accent* I'm feeling quite alright already! Can we go home now? *Awesome British accent ends*
No.
I'd love to, Rose, but it appears we have another inmate on our hands. C'mere, you silly. . . Rainy, was it? Well, I have just the right cell for you. In you go! *locks Rainy in a cell full of teddy bears and rubber rats.
First test: see what you do in this room. And if you even think of escaping. . . *shakes fist* I'll release my co-workers on you.
Okay, Rose. *enters her cell* Pass me a slice of cake, please!
*Emotional Cyberman walks in*
"Rainy, you must be released."
*"Upgrades" primitive door to Rainy's cell by blowing it to pieces*
"Come with me"
*grabs Rainy's wrist*
"You must be returned to your chess game!"
Excuse me, but if the tests are meant to turn you sane so that you can get out of here more quickly then I'd like to sign up for them
*Awesome British accent* Whoa, whoa, whoa! Cyberman?! Listen, thanks for rescuin' me, but... Cyberman?! *Contemplates running back into the dreadful cell* *Awesome British accent ends*
*Smells cake* Ooh, that's good! Hey, Rose, could I have some of that cake?
*Awesome British accent* *Tries to pull wrist from Cyberman* Rain! Help! Cyberman! *Awesome British accent ends*
Shut up, Rainy! *Continues smelling cake*
*Cyberman turns head*
"Rain, you are also required."
*uses other hand to grab Rain's wrist."
"Smell cake later, come with me..."
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 12, 2014, 11:43:04 PM
I'd love to, Rose, but it appears we have another inmate on our hands. C'mere, you silly. . . Rainy, was it? Well, I have just the right cell for you. In you go! *locks Rainy in a cell full of teddy bears and rubber rats.
First test: see what you do in this room. And if you even think of escaping. . . *shakes fist* I'll release my co-workers on you.
Okay, Rose. *enters her cell* Pass me a slice of cake, please!
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 12, 2014, 11:57:24 PM
*Awesome British accent* Whoa, whoa, whoa! Cyberman?! Listen, thanks for rescuin' me, but... Cyberman?! *Contemplates running back into the dreadful cell* *Awesome British accent ends*
*Smells cake* Ooh, that's good! Hey, Rose, could I have some of that cake?
*Awesome British accent* *Tries to pull wrist from Cyberman* Rain! Help! Cyberman! *Awesome British accent ends*
Shut up, Rainy! *Continues smelling cake*
Sure! Cake all around! *Hands slices of cake to Rain and Skarzsy, and also throws a slice in the direction of the Cyberman's face, hoping to distract him* Tea, anyone?
*Shoves cake into mouth whilst being dragged along by the Cyberman* I *nom* have no clue *mmm* what's goin' on, *chew* *chew* but this cake is ridiculously good! *Gulp*
*Awesome British accent* I'd love tea! *Tries to wriggle free of the metal man's grip* *Awesome British accent ends*
*leaves topic with both of them*
Not so fast, fiends. *teleports them into separate cells, including you, Rain. Sorry.
*Cyberman's cell is actually an inferno, so he is melted into slag and then vaporized.
*Eat's cake. Thank you, Rose. I'll try to cure you as soon as possible.
Sure, Jet. *Brings jet into a dark room. Good luck!
*Cyberman Upgrades*
"Fire room no longer affects me. Skarzs, I will finish the interrogation now."
*Transmats Rain and Rainy to interrogation room.*
Cursed bot. Bah, I'll get more test subjec- I mean. . . Patients.
What exactly am I supposed to do in here? By the way, I locked the door to the control room, the Nameless One is currently exploring our memories, he should get a surprise when he comes back
Just stay there.
*strobe lights activated in your room.*
What do you feel?
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 13, 2014, 12:37:54 AM
Not so fast, fiends. *teleports them into separate cells, including you, Rain. Sorry.
*Cyberman's cell is actually an inferno, so he is melted into slag and then vaporized.
*Eat's cake. Thank you, Rose. I'll try to cure you as soon as possible.
Sure, Jet. *Brings jet into a dark room. Good luck!
I'm perfectly fine, Skarzsy. I'm not insane.
Sorry, miss. That's what they all say. 8)
Test #1: how many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 3 fingers
Can i put shawn (clown) from slipknot in a cell?
INTO A CELL WITH HIM!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 13, 2014, 12:54:48 AM
Just stay there.
*strobe lights activated in your room.*
What do you feel?
Boredom mostly. What am I supposed to feel exactly?
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 13, 2014, 02:21:00 AM
Sorry, miss. That's what they all say. 8)
Test #1: how many fingers am I holding up? *holds up 3 fingers
Three. Have you gone blind? Surely you can see your own digits.
Alright, Jet. Sorry, but your first test failed. Back to your cell. *teleports Jet back* Have another rubber rat.
Rose, you passed your test. Good. Second test: *holds up a teddy bear* do you feel in any way like you need to destroy this innocent and cute object?
I'm not Jet you fool, as I have already said, I locked the Nameless One in his own memories. You should address me by my own name, Tyrull
So I am indeed crazy ;D
*Jumps around on one leg waving knife around and yelling* I AM NOT CRAZY!
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on March 13, 2014, 04:48:04 PM
I'm not Jet you fool, as I have already said, I locked the Nameless One in his own memories. You should address me by my own name, Tyrull
Now, now Jet. That only makes me want to cure you even more. Be a good boy and sit quietly. ;D
Sky, you're tight. You are crazy. Your cell is over there.
*Knocks out Russa and relieves her of her knife.* You, little miss, need to calm yourself. Cool down in here *throws her in a cooler room*
I need another psychiatrist.
I DON'T BELONG IN A CELL!!
Oh, calm down. It's just a padded room with rubber rats and teddy bears.
*Bangs on door of cooler room* Let me out of here!
*starts running out*
Sky, come back! I haven't cured you yet!
Russa, you're still crazy. No can do.
Unless, of course, you want to be the guinea pig for a new "sanity-giving serum"
Skarzs please believe him.... and get me some help! I'm trying to knock the door down but it will take time, it would be much easier if you managed to shut down his brain or something
Be quiet you!
Cure me? How?
*Busts door of cooler room* What a flimsy door.
Tsk, tsk. *Teleports Russa back into a more secure room.* Can't have any jail breaks, can we?
Oh, sure Sky. I'll cure ya. Just get sane! ;D
Ah, yes Jet. Hold on. *gets a mallet and hits him in the head with it* Hope that helped!
*Finds TNT and puts it by door* KABOOM!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 13, 2014, 03:45:32 AM
INTO A CELL WITH HIM!!
Shawn:you cant kill me cause im already inside you.
That actually worked Skarzs, he's shut down and the door unlocked, and now I'm taking control. Control is mine, wake up Tyrull, you lost
Ah well, it was fun while it lasted
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 13, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
*Finds TNT and puts it by door* KABOOM!!!
TNT? Pfft. Not even C4 can penetrate your cell. Russa, you're only making this harder.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 12, 2014, 10:51:06 PM
WHADYA ALL THINK YER DOIN' OUTA YER CELLS?!?! GO ON, GET BACK IN!!
*presses button, and they are all teleported into rubber rooms.
Those are some of my crew they were guarding HIAG
Terribly sorry, chaps.
*teleports them back.*
As you were.
Okay, just so everyone gets an idea, this place is like a mix between Arkham Asylum and Aperature Sciences.
*Escapes her cell*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 13, 2014, 04:37:49 PM
Alright, Jet. Sorry, but your first test failed. Back to your cell. *teleports Jet back* Have another rubber rat.
Rose, you passed your test. Good. Second test: *holds up a teddy bear* do you feel in any way like you need to destroy this innocent and cute object?
*glowers at the bear* I have issues with teddy bears. D'you have a stuffed bunny?
Yes. *Holds it up* Anything?
Jukka, if you don't cut that out, I'm going to have to put you in the electri- I mean. . . Time out chair.
*Stares at cell door* Bang! *Door brakes under intense stare* I'm free! *Knocks out Skarzs and steals keys to cells* Come on everybody! *Runs down hallway unlocking cells*
*Wakes up and presses a button which encases Russa in an unbreakable and sealed tube. Then teleports everyone back into their appropriate cells.*
Great. Just great. You disturbed some of the patients. Put her in cold storage.
Puts all the crazy people in unbreakable and sealed tudes
Wait, wait don't you have some medicine that will fix my brain problem? (Not that I have one)
It's still in test phase. Unless you want to risk getting even more insane or possibly mutate, then you won't get it. Of course, we could use you as a test subject and see the results. ;D
Lets never give them any medicine then we can keep them here forever
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 14, 2014, 06:58:46 PM
It's still in test phase. Unless you want to risk getting even more insane or possibly mutate, then you won't get it. Of course, we could use you as a test subject and see the results. ;D
*Hands Skarzs one of BlueRose's rubber rats* Here, test your medicine on this.
*Stabs it with the serum, it swells, and then it bursts into a disgusting mess of red goop.*
Well. . . that went. . . better than expected really.
Does the medicine kill them?
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 14, 2014, 04:43:55 AM
Yes. *Holds it up* Anything?
Jukka, if you don't cut that out, I'm going to have to put you in the electri- I mean. . . Time out chair.
*stares intently at the bunny* It wants cake.
Hiag is sitting with his back to his cell door, busy having a tea party with the rubber rats and Teddy Bears inside with him. He pours some Strawberry Fizz for everybeast and then settles back with a mug of his own. He raises his mug. "'ere'z tae ziz place, matez!" he says. All the rubber rats and Teddy Bears raise their mugs along with him and cheer loudly, and then chug it down swiftly. Hiag starts singing.
"It muzt be a blue vorld
for oceanz collide-
The zignz o' ze righteouz
zhav uni-i-ite!
Rezcue from Freedom
Ze Land iz 'iz cage-
Nay more vill ze
zorrovz continue tae rage!"
He continues to sing, the rubber rats and Teddy Bears joining in along with him.
Am I insane enough to be in this asylum?
Amber, everyone is applicable. Pick a cell.
Ah, good Rose. That's good. I have verified you are not completely psychotic. ;D
We knew that already. *snatches the bunny from Skarzsy and waves a cake out of thin air* You're hungry, aren't you?
*Inexplicably unlocks cell door* *Pokes head out and yells* I'm not psychotic either!
Quote from: BlueRose on March 15, 2014, 12:22:19 AM
We knew that already. *snatches the bunny from Skarzsy and waves a cake out of thin air* You're hungry, aren't you?
Zpeakin' o' bunniez-
Jukka, your cell has no door. Get back in there.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 13, 2014, 05:36:14 PM
Tsk, tsk. *Teleports Russa back into a more secure room.* Can't have any jail breaks, can we?
Oh, sure Sky. I'll cure ya. Just get sane! ;D
Ah, yes Jet. Hold on. *gets a mallet and hits him in the head with it* Hope that helped!
That's gonna take time and effort on my part ;D
Get sane. :D
Time you have; you're in here until you get sane. Effort, meh. I'll perfect the serum some time. Just wait.
*runs off to do more modifications to the test. A large explosion is heard. I walk out with singed, well, everything*
Further testing most definitely required.
Hey, nobody put me in a cell! *Makes a run for the door of the asylum*
*proceeds to eat cake and chat with the bunny*
Can I try another test?
Yeah. Hold on.
*goes and gets a mirror*
Alright. Tell me what you see; not who, but describe what you see. Do you see a friendly face? A hurtful one? Please, be honest.
I see myself, I see a bored face with brown eyes and a mouth that rests in an expression that makes me look depressed. I see brown-almost black hair. If I look closer I can see flecks of green in my eyes. I see myself, that is all a mirror can show me.
*uses the void to travel and ends up right behind Jetthebinturong, and proceeds to peek into the mirror* I see a god, a strong and confident child of kings. I see the ruler of the world! *makes a surprised face* Oh look, you're there too.
Hmm, slight traces of self-loathing, Jet.
Rose, please go back to your room. I'd rather not have to make you. Oh, here. Have an otter to play around with.
I'm afraid not, I love myself, I'm incredibly Narcissistic but that's how I look and lying isn't going to change how I look so why bother?
Interesting you should mention gods Bluero-mmmmmmmmph
Shut up Tyrull, that information is on a strictly need-to-know basis
But I need some way to occupy my time
Why don't I let you access the memory of when you killed your brother and took back the throne, that might help you
Sounds delightful but I'd rather go to that time when I bested you in a sword fight and kicked you off a bridge
If you mention that again I'll send you to the memory of when Mauve and I defeated you and you were bonded to my soul
I'll take the brother memory
*sticks tongue out at Skarzs, ignoring the otter* Gah, go boil your beastly head. *slips back through the void, this time ending up in the asylum's kitchen* Oooh! Oven!
Are you mad at me or something? *teleports her back* If you finish one more test I'll let you be another psychiatrist for this installation.
*Hiag ztartz zingin' the
Pover Rangerz: Time Force zon'*
*opens another void* You rained on my party. And sent me back to my cell. Children of kings don't like being sent places. *slips into Hiag's cell* 'Ello!
Pulls BR out of HIAG's cell and puts her in her own
Bah, let her stay.
She might improve HIAG's condition.
*sticks tongue out at Vilu whilst returning to HIAG's cell* 'Ello again!
*Runs out door of asylum* Wait a second, I have an idea! *Goes back into asylum* Hey, Skarzs, I'll help you take care of the crazy people! ;D
But you're insane.
Gah, if I'm the only one taking care of people around here, I'll need to contain myself in one of my own cells! You're hired.
All right! *Puts giant door on Jukka's cell* Sorry sis, you'll have to stay here for a while.
I'm working here to
Go feed the inmates.
Ok *feeds inmates * What ever that is.
Here, Jukka, have some of my yummy turnip and seaweed stew. *Shoves bite in Jukka's mouth*
Walks around a corner and looks around. "Well this is new... Interesting"
*Teleports Faiyloe into a cell*
Have nice day!
"Hey wait a second I'm...!" Runs to the door and bangs on it, "Darn..."
Hey, Faiy. Want some turnip and seaweed stew? Come on, it's good for you!
*Randomly appears, gripping Rainy tightly by the wrist* Hey, I came back. The emotional Cyberman got a bit busy, I believe, so I kinda snuck out. Any chance that Rainy here can get back to his cell?
*Awesome British accent* I don't need a c- *Awesome British accent ends*
Shh, yes you do. You have a curly mustache, you wear a sombrero, and you carry around a magical watering can. You need a cell.
"Ok sure if I'm here anyway I might as well try it, " Takes the bowl and takes out a spoon from my pocket and digs in. "Wow this is actually quite good. thank you"
* Peeks in random cell* * Door slams behind me, automatically locking*
Hey let me out! * Bangs on door frantically* Help me!
Sorry, I can't hear you over you're own insane ramblings. HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
Too much? Alright. You can come out. Here, Rain. I have an empty cell for Rainy. Come along, Doctor.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 17, 2014, 11:28:09 PM
"Ok sure if I'm here anyway I might as well try it, " Takes the bowl and takes out a spoon from my pocket and digs in. "Wow this is actually quite good. thank you"
Oh, wait I forgot to remember the secret ingredients! *Trows in algae, rotten potatoes, a popped balloon, and rotten fish*
Now it's ready to be eaten by all the inmates!
*Awesome British accent* But I don't want to go to a cell! I don't need a cell! I'm fine! *Awesome British accent ends*
Sorry, Rainy, but you're gonna hafta live with it. Bye, y'all. *Punches coordinates into vortex manipulator* *Disappears*
Good bye Rain.
*rubs hands together* Now, then, Rainy. What shall we do first?
I don't need a cell either Rainy, let's help each other to get out
Of course you need a cell, you are being spoken to by a voice in your head
A voice that used to belong to a real person! Besides you wouldn't be there if I weren't fully cognizant because you would have just gotten back up, formed a new body and kept on fighting. How you ever managed to achieve the power to rival two Nameless Ones and a minor god I'll never know.
I looked into the heart of darkness and remained sane, I saw all the universes that are, exploding before my eyes and I harnessed their power
Is that fancy talk for "Some weird stuff happened on the other side of that black hole that you'll never know about"?
......yes......
Thought so
But someone clever enough would be able to decipher what I'm saying, you especially since the heart of darkness is not the only entrance to that realm and I KNOW you've been there
Waaaaaaaaaaaait........ BLACK HOLES GIVE YOU ACCESS TO THE FISOTHUGGRNMJTAASHNMNDKKISSQWMDDEJJKNJJKYTSHHGINNFGOGGHKLN?
Yes, near unlimited access to it
Hang on, in written form it's jumbled into a mess of letters, why?
The FISOTHUGGRNMJTAASHNMNDKKISSQWMDDEJJKNJJKYTSHHGINNFGOGGHKLN is not for mortals to know about
Understandable, Mauve and I had to discover it on our own
One great trick that the Universe plays on us all
I think it's more of a challenge than a trick, if you can discover it for yourself then you are worthy to know, if you can't then you're not
Precisement
Parfait
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 18, 2014, 01:10:11 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 17, 2014, 11:28:09 PM
"Ok sure if I'm here anyway I might as well try it, " Takes the bowl and takes out a spoon from my pocket and digs in. "Wow this is actually quite good. thank you"
Oh, wait I forgot to remember the secret ingredients! *Trows in algae, rotten potatoes, a popped balloon, and rotten fish*
Now it's ready to be eaten by all the inmates!
"Ok... that is it." Takes out a small box from my pocket and teleported myself out into the hall. then quickly pressing a few buttons I sent a teleport interference beam. No beast could teleport me and have me go where they wanted me to go. Looks up and is standing behind Skarzs "Why hello I think there has been a misunderstanding."
WHADYA THINK YOU'RE DOIN'?!?!
GET BACK IN THAT CELL!!!!
Does posting on this topic make you crazy enough to be thrown- excuse me, teleported- into a cell?
Yep.
*throws Wylder in a cell*
;D
Blast.
*KABOOM*
What!?!?
Stop trying to escape. You're a dangerous maniac and should be treated as such. ;D
I think YOU should be put in a cell.
*Presses big red button*
"I am perfectly normal I was just passing threw when I notice some strange readings coming from this building so I came to take a look. From what I can see we might all be in grave danger! Do you think I could see a plan of the building, oh and see if you can contact Rainshadow she might be able to help,"
Well, you just launched a nuke. Congrats Wylder.
That would explain the strange readings you were getting, Faiy. Nuclear energy.
MWAHAHAHAHA! I really am evilly insane and was just acting perfectly sane to carry out my evilly evil evil plan.
*laughs evilly*
(I made a successful topic :,D )
Okay, Faiy. Get out of there only if you can stop the nuke.
MWA HA HA HA HA
I am evilly unstoppable. Your pathetic attemps to stop my evilly evil evil plan will never work. I am too evilly evil!
Teleports away for a moment and then reappears. "There I dealt with it. It wont be hurting any one. and No that was not it. It was something else like alien technology and that was defiantly not alien. Can I see the plans for this building,"
I am NOT insane! Get me out of here!
WHAT!?!?!? My evilly evil evil plan did not evilly work?!?!?!? But I evilly planned so much for the evil moment when I would evilly rule the world! Or, at least, a shell of it... But I shall be back!!!! EVILLY!!!
*Teleports away in a burst of smoke and evilly evil laughing*
sends out a signal and reverses Wylders Tellaport putting him back in his cell and removing all technology from his cell. Teleports in to the room with Amber grabs her arm and teleports back "There, I need all the help I can get. Now about those plans,"
Never! I shall never give away such precious and valuable information as the building plans! Top secret and all that!
I love how my big character-developmenty moment was overshadowed
I don't
It. was. SARCASM!
We know. We all love your overshadowablity. ;D
Beware of when I regain my power Skarzs
Don't threaten the Skarzs mortal, it's basically the only one I like
Are you gay Tyrull?
I'm pretty sure incorporeal consciousnesses can't have a sexuality
Were you gay when you had a body?
No I was an aromantic asexual
Oh well that blows holes in my theory
I would have thought you'd have known my sexuality, you did cr-mmmmmmmmph!
SHUT UP THEY CAN'T KNOW
Alright fine
Okkaaaaaaayyyyy. . . Welp, you're most definitely insane. You are staying right where you are.
I'll stay here until I get my power back
Or until I take over your body
Not gonna happen
I'm almost certain that it is
Almost being the operative word
Perhaps but maybe I'll get a chance to lock you in the memory section again
If you do I'll bombard you with memories of being exiled, being hit in the face by Sagrad, Wati killing you, Mauve and I killing you, Mauve and I killing you again and then you being bonded to my soul
..........I can wait until my mind takes over naturally
You do that
Dinner time! *Goes down hallway stopping at every cell and dishing out stew* If you eat that you can have half a candied chestnut!
I don't need to eat to live 56,462,758,456.5 years as an immortal can do that to you
The world isn't that old
"Ok never mind then. Amber, come along we are going to find the basement."
*Grabs Faiyloe and Amber and puts them back in there cells*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on March 18, 2014, 10:14:35 PM
The world isn't that old
Not this world maybe
And you stopped me from spoilering that you cre-mmmmmmmmmph!I said shut up about that, we're allowed to drop vague hints but not tell them stuff directly, understand?
Fine
And that was
I rolled my eyes and used my box to teleport out again. (Oh and the box is genetically tuned to me so if any beast try's and takes it they will get zapped.) I appeared in Amber's cell and teleported both of us into the basement.
Locks Faiyloe in basement
Faiyloe, what do we do? We're locked in the basement!Are there aliens down here?
*Creeps up to door of basement and unlocks it* Amber, Faiyloe! Come on out! Skarzs is gone, we can escape!
*Stands and watches*
Don't tell Skarzs, Tam!
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 18, 2014, 10:35:19 PM
Faiyloe, what do we do? We're locked in the basement!Are there aliens down here?
"Did you forget that I have the handy dandy teleport."
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 18, 2014, 10:40:55 PM
*Creeps up to door of basement and unlocks it* Amber, Faiyloe! Come on out! Skarzs is gone, we can escape!
"Why would we want to escape? come on lets try this way the box will beep when there's some sort of alien technology within ten paces. Want to join us Russa?"
Well, there goes my first real job. I'm joinin' you!
"Great! Welcome to the club. Come on" I said I lit a lantern and started off into the basement.
*Teleports in front of them*
Nothing to see here! Move along, back where you came. Or do I have to use other measures?
*beams down Destructors*
"Um. . . Hi. Were you the one who ordered this blown to bits?"
Umm. . . What?
"Well, we're ordered to self destruct if you say no, and if you say yes, we blow up."
In case you are wondering, these are Robots.
My small box start beeping crazily!" Ack! Hold that thought!" I Teleport away and return a moment latter "there I stopped the count down. Norham Did Skarzs tell you this in person or over the com? We need to know who we are dealing with,"
*Grumbles* I didn't tell anyone anything. You robot lot are a terrorist group!
"I know that but I need to know if he saw "you" or not. If he saw you we now that it must be some sort of shape shiftier or metamorp, if not then it could jut be imitating your voice or playing a recording,"
*Sneaks up from behind and steals Faiyloe's telloporter thing* "I took the one in your room to."
Vilu gets zapped with electricity and drops it. I then take it back. "If you want to survive this than you better behave,"
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 19, 2014, 12:14:13 AM
*Grumbles* I didn't tell anyone anything. You robot lot are a terrorist group!
Who said anything about robots? ???
You're hearing things. ;D
"Ack! we need to find the aliens!" I walk around waving the box around and listening to it beep. The beeping got increasingly faster and I walked over to a wall it went crazy. "Here this wall!" I felt along the wall till my hand touched something invisible and a metal door appeared with a panel next to it which was what I had touched. "Perception filter. Now if only I had a sonic screwdriver. Where is Rainshadow when you need her?"
Dr. Rainy fiddles with the lock on his cell door, eventually resorting to pouring water on it from his watering can. The ground beneath the door rumbles and suddenly a large tree grows underneath it, shifting the door enough to create an escape route.
"Yes!" Rainy exclaims, crawling out of the room. He then immediately runs into some other person that he recognizes from somewhere. "Oof! Sorry, marm, didn't see you there."
He looks at her closely, suddenly realizing that she's the person who's insane counterpart tried to get him to take over the world at some point. "Faiyloe?"
JAILBREAK! GET HIM!
Hey, Skarzs I just fired myself :D *Trips Skarzs*
It's far too late now! MWAHAHAHA!!
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 19, 2014, 05:47:56 PM
Dr. Rainy fiddles with the lock on his cell door, eventually resorting to pouring water on it from his watering can. The ground beneath the door rumbles and suddenly a large tree grows underneath it, shifting the door enough to create an escape route.
"Yes!" Rainy exclaims, crawling out of the room. He then immediately runs into some other person that he recognizes from somewhere. "Oof! Sorry, marm, didn't see you there."
He looks at her closely, suddenly realizing that she's the person who's insane counterpart tried to get him to take over the world at some point. "Faiyloe?"
"Hi there could you give me a hand with this door? there are some aliens on the loose,"
*Loose
So not even try, or my corrupted gun y army will kill u. Oh wait, they are. >:D
Invaaadddeee! Insta-forts, activate!
*Picks up teleporter and gets zapped* Ouch! Teleport us someplace Faiyloe!
*destructors run into army of bunnies*
FOOOOMM!
As warden I demand you remove some of the O's.
And Blaggut, I'm teleporting you to a very secure cell.d
Well...............I...................Like........................To........................What................
*Teleports Tam into a cell.
Please await testing.
"Hold ON! I hope this works!" I said and then pressed the button and closed my eyes... Everything was quiet... I slowly opened my eyes. We had successfully Materialized on the otter side of the metal door. We where in some kind of hall way. there where no lights but the walls themselves seemed to be giving off a light blue green glow. "I am so glad that worked. We could have materialized into a wall or something," I went over to the wall and pressed my ear against it. "Looks like this is sound prof," I said knocking my paw on it three times. a metallic banging sound echoed threw the corridor.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 20, 2014, 04:24:51 PM
*Teleports Tam into a cell.
Please await testing.
What...........All................I................Want.................Is..................Cookie.......................and.................Milk....................Don't.....................put.................me....................in..................bananas....................
You don't get a cookie!
STAY IN THE BANANA!
please ignore this post, I didn't mean to post here and I can't find the delete option ))
You're stepping on a thin line.
OOC: Oh let the new guy be. ;)
THIS ISN'T A ROLEPLAY!!
OOC: Well I Wanted to talk out of the context of the game so I did that. (Can't really talk in the game because I am on the other side of a wall. Wouldn't advise fallowing me with the teleport though. You might materializ in a wall. It is a miracle that we didn't ourselves . Maybe some one wants us here?!!! :o)
YOU LITTLE----------------------------------------------------------------------------
OOC: ;) You might want to cooperate if you want to live I have no idea what we are dealing with but looking at the technology they probably have particle guns and other extremely destructive weapons.
This suddenly got...
INSANE!
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 20, 2014, 04:25:01 PM
"Hold ON! I hope this works!" I said and then pressed the button and closed my eyes... Everything was quiet... I slowly opened my eyes. We had successfully Materialized on the otter side of the metal door. We where in some kind of hall way. there where no lights but the walls themselves seemed to be giving off a light blue green glow. "I am so glad that worked. We could have materialized into a wall or something," I went over to the wall and pressed my ear against it. "Looks like this is sound prof," I said knocking my paw on it three times. a metallic banging sound echoed threw the corridor.
So, is this a continuation of the basement or not?
"Well it is and it isn't It looks like it is attached to the basement but it also looks like a space ship of some sort. I have been on several spaceships but none like this. A space ship underground or some sort of base built form a space ship perhaps? Lets take a look around," I said walking down the hall.
*Follows Faiy*
Free at last, you should be proud Nameless One, no more asylum for you *Blasts hole in wall with purple beam* Now to find the Skarzs human and awaken its voices
What do you hope to achieve Tyrull?
I shall start with the domination of earth
The Earthbound Gods will stop you
Oh please, most of them aren't even worshipped anymore and most of the ones that are have vowed not to interfere with the events of this planet's development
How do you know this?
Two reasons, not only have I had access to your memories for the past decade but also to the FISOTHUGGRNMJTAASHNMNDKKISSQWMDDEJJKNJJKYTSHHGINNFGOGGHKLN and through a portal in the FISOTHUGGRNMJTAASHNMNDKKISSQWMDDEJJKNJJKYTSHHGINNFGOGGHKLN I watched this world's origins when Ama came down from Sol with the other Earthbound Gods trailing behind and built this world up with their power, it was most entertaining
Ah yes I was just about to get to that, what do you plan to do about Ama?
She has grown old and weak, killing her should be no trouble. Ah, warden's office, I presume the Skarzs human is inside *Knocks on door*
*Opens door* Aww come on. . .
*Sighs and rubs eyes*
What are you doing out of your cell?
"I'll handle this Skarz" *Grabs Jet and Tyrul*
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 20, 2014, 07:40:46 PM
"Well it is and it isn't It looks like it is attached to the basement but it also looks like a space ship of some sort. I have been on several spaceships but none like this. A space ship underground or some sort of base built form a space ship perhaps? Lets take a look around," I said walking down the hall.
*Follows Amber and Faiy*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on March 20, 2014, 11:32:41 PM
"I'll handle this Skarz" *Grabs Jet and Tyrul*
Wait, I need to see what he needs; I
am supposed to cure him.
*Sits calmly in her cell and doesn't attempt a breakout*
"Lets see... There, another door," I said. I went over and opened the panel from the wall next to it. It swung sideways on two hidden hinges. Behind it lay a blank Screen. I tried touching it. Nothing happened.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 20, 2014, 11:34:54 PM
*Sits calmly in her cell and doesn't attempt a breakout*
Good girl. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 20, 2014, 11:34:14 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on March 20, 2014, 11:32:41 PM
"I'll handle this Skarz" *Grabs Jet and Tyrul*
Wait, I need to see what he needs; I am supposed to cure him.
OK
*Tyrull grabs Skarzs by the throat and sends purple energy flowing into him* Awaken voices, awaken, the host shall be yours and together we can help each other to rule this world!
*Knocks on Cell door* Can.............I..............Sit.................with.................Jukka......................in..................her.................cell?................It's......................boring................in................here.................all.......................alone..............???
We Are Free!!
Great. Just great.
Tam, only if it's okay with Jukka.
Shut Up.
You His Us Away In The Dark Recesses Of Your Mind For Too Long!
It was the only way I would've gotten the job as an asylum warden. Now people will think I'm crazy and I'll loose my job.
Bah.
Alright Tyrull. You Have Awoken Us. What Is Your Callin?
First we must kill..........THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!!!! After the original has been dealt with we can kill all of the mortal world leaders and then we will rule!
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 20, 2014, 11:35:07 PM
"Lets see... There, another door," I said. I went over and opened the panel from the wall next to it. It swung sideways on two hidden hinges. Behind it lay a blank Screen. I tried touching it. Nothing happened.
So, what's with the weird screen?
Uh, sure, Tam can be in my cell. We can both be insane together! *Screams dementedly and then shuts up without warning*
"It looks like an interface of some kind but I can't get it to work there are no buttons or anything. Come on just turn on already!" At the sound of my voice the screen turned on and a voice said "This is Interface 23.446.1321 What is it you wish to know?"
"OH! its a voice interface! Um... where are we?"
"Base 23 corridor 446 door 1321,"
"Ok and what is on the other side of this door,"
"Corridor 445,"
"And are there any life singes in corridor 445,"
"...0 life signs detected,"
"Thanks that was a Big help,"
"Thanks is not necessary Interface 23.446.1321 dose not require praise,"
"ya ya whatever you say,"
Stupid security program. I knew that firewall was a bunch of bogus.
Come, Skarzs.
We Must Move Quickly If We Are To Take Over The World!
Start Walking!
Oh, shut up.
You First.
*Ztartz zin'in' random
Pover Rangerz Zemez*
*watches the chaos happily* Well done, friend Set.
Why did you have me do this again?
Reasons, brother.
That's what you always say.
And you always listen.
Good point.
*Ztartz liztenin' tae 'iz Hammefall CD*
EDIT: ACH! Good zin' ah didnae buy zat CD player! Tiz nae vorkin' for anyzin' but me computer. ACH!!!!!!
Comes into Hiag's cell and breaks CD
Revive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russsssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........................................
What?
Why do you and Jukka revive so many old topics?!?
*Raises eyebrow* We do?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay.....
*Rejoices that I am not considered insane...yet.*
Hi, everybeast!
Hi!
G'day, Mates!
Howdy!
;D
BACK IN YOUR CELLS! You too, Del; I need to test you for psychosis.
Not me though.
YOU TOO!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 24, 2014, 03:45:13 AM
BACK IN YOUR CELLS! You too, Del; I need to test you for psychosis.
No thanks.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 24, 2014, 03:45:13 AM
BACK IN YOUR CELLS! You too, Del; I need to test you for psychosis.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
First question: Do you like fire?
Fire, meh. I prefer rain...
Do you like squishing animals?
I like squishing Trolls......
Me too! Isn't that ironic?
Bring out the catapults.....
I prefer, putting them in a nice salad; cucumbers, carrots, lettuce, tomatoes, and balsamic vinaigrette, with a little bit of troll croutons.
Ooh! That sounds good! Maybe we can fry some up and eat it like that too!
Ooh yes, but you must try my secret recipe: Mashed Troll.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 25, 2014, 03:23:49 AM
I like squishing Trolls......
Not possible.
By the way, the past six posts have earned you both special containment cells in solitary confinement. Enjoy the rubber rats in the rubber rooms.
Very possible, Skarzles.
*is offended that I'm not on the list*
You can take my place, Rachy!
*Sits in cell and shuts up*
*Is glad that I haven't been locked up again*
Lucky...... ^^^
*Sits in cell dreaming of Mashed Troll, and Troll Salad.*
Psst! Del! I got you some Troll salad!
*Slides salad underneath cell door*
Thank you kind sir! *Devours Troll Salad blissfully.*
Can I have some?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 25, 2014, 09:17:54 PM
*Is glad that I haven't been locked up again*
Sorry, but you are, actually.
Del, put the salad down; it's not healthy to be eating bits of rock. Here, have a squished rat instead.
I already ate the salad and I don't like anything squished except troll.
You can't squish a troll.
Unless you have a giant baby turtle weighing two trillion tons on your payroll.
Says it all. ^
And yes, Troll is delicious.
What I mean is that it is simply not possible to squish a troll; that would imply that whatever you are squishing has a softness to it. Apples you can squished. Oranges can be squished. Soft little mice can be squished. Rocks and trolls cannot. The correct term is crushed.
Literal cop ^^^
I'm trying to help with your mind. ;D
No yuppie can change a redneck.
*Is exasperated because I'm locked up again*
Um, Skarz, can I have a snack, pretty please?!
There should be plenty of dried rat for you in the cell.
...................And Troll salad................
Silence; it's bedtime.
Did someone say Troll Salad time?? YAY!!!!!
I DID! PARTY!
*Gives some troll salad to Del*
*starts to make a sound just like a cat who just got stood on, really loudly*
*Starts to go insane from boredom*
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 26, 2014, 09:16:29 PM
There should be plenty of dried rat for you in the cell.
I don't like dried rat, can I have dried pig?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 26, 2014, 05:21:26 PM
No yuppie can change a redneck.
.................He's a yuppy?..................*Horrified silence*...............
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2014, 12:16:18 AM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 26, 2014, 05:21:26 PM
No yuppie can change a redneck.
.................He's a yuppy?..................*Horrified silence*...............
Okay, two questions: How exactly do you define 'redneck', and how exactly do you define 'yuppy?'
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 28, 2014, 01:00:45 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2014, 12:16:18 AM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 26, 2014, 05:21:26 PM
No yuppie can change a redneck.
.................He's a yuppy?..................*Horrified silence*...............
Okay, two questions: How exactly do you define 'redneck', and how exactly do you define 'yuppy?'
Kind of hard to explain. I will try though.
Yuppy would be a person who tries to act "Cool". He is kind of afraid to get dirty, where's clothing that makes him feel 'Cool', Is afraid to try something like hunting or fishing, And is generally a city person who thinks he is just 'cool'
Redneck I think would be a person who works hard (yuppies can too) and isn't afraid of getting dirty. They enjoy doing outdoorish things. He also can make several things and be able to fix things though they may not be perfect.
THat is some of the things I think.....
That kinda makes me a redneck...
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 28, 2014, 01:58:41 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 28, 2014, 01:00:45 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2014, 12:16:18 AM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 26, 2014, 05:21:26 PM
No yuppie can change a redneck.
.................He's a yuppy?..................*Horrified silence*...............
Okay, two questions: How exactly do you define 'redneck', and how exactly do you define 'yuppy?'
Kind of hard to explain. I will try though.
Yuppy would be a person who tries to act "Cool". He is kind of afraid to get dirty, where's clothing that makes him feel 'Cool', Is afraid to try something like hunting or fishing, And is generally a city person who thinks he is just 'cool'
Redneck I think would be a person who works hard (yuppies can too) and isn't afraid of getting dirty. They enjoy doing outdoorish things. He also can make several things and be able to fix things though they may not be perfect.
THat is some of the things I think.....
Its seems I must be a British redneck then. ::)
Skarz, I'm still waiting for the dried pig. ::)
Have some Mashed Troll and Troll Salad. *Hands Russa various Troll dishes.*
Yep!
*Consumes troll dishes* Yum!
*eats a troll's elbow*
*Eats troll feet*
QuoteKind of hard to explain. I will try though.
Yuppy would be a person who tries to act "Cool". He is kind of afraid to get dirty, where's clothing that makes him feel 'Cool', Is afraid to try something like hunting or fishing, And is generally a city person who thinks he is just 'cool'
Redneck I think would be a person who works hard (yuppies can too) and isn't afraid of getting dirty. They enjoy doing outdoorish things. He also can make several things and be able to fix things though they may not be perfect.
THat is some of the things I think.....
Um, I suppose you could put it that way. In my book, a yuppy is somebody who's scared of getting their hands dirty, wears sun scree in the winter, and everything has to be perfect. A yuppy is someone who wouldn't know a good piece of carving wood if it came up and bonked them on the head, and they like to show off, laugh in an intolerable giggley way, and have the perfect clothes.
A redneck is someone who loves getting down and dirty, isn't afraid to touch a chicken, is loud, out-there, and with a redneck, if you jam your foot in your mouth, you blush, you laugh, then you forget it. While cursing isn't a thing with yuppies, rednecks spew out three curses words a sentence. They don't care what they look like, either. They love hunting and fishing, too. In case you couldn't tell, yuppies and rednecks don't mix.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 30, 2014, 03:28:29 PM
QuoteKind of hard to explain. I will try though.
Yuppy would be a person who tries to act "Cool". He is kind of afraid to get dirty, where's clothing that makes him feel 'Cool', Is afraid to try something like hunting or fishing, And is generally a city person who thinks he is just 'cool'
Redneck I think would be a person who works hard (yuppies can too) and isn't afraid of getting dirty. They enjoy doing outdoorish things. He also can make several things and be able to fix things though they may not be perfect.
THat is some of the things I think.....
Um, I suppose you could put it that way. In my book, a yuppy is somebody who's scared of getting their hands dirty, wears sun scree in the winter, and everything has to be perfect. A yuppy is someone who wouldn't know a good piece of carving wood if it came up and bonked them on the head, and they like to show off, laugh in an intolerable giggley way, and have the perfect clothes.
A redneck is someone who loves getting down and dirty, isn't afraid to touch a chicken, is loud, out-there, and with a redneck, if you jam your foot in your mouth, you blush, you laugh, then you forget it. While cursing isn't a thing with yuppies, rednecks spew out three curses words a sentence. They don't care what they look like, either. They love hunting and fishing, too. In case you couldn't tell, yuppies and rednecks don't mix.
Very nicely said! Besides the cursing.....
Um...........
Yeah......
Fish.................
I'm neither a yuppy or a redneck then
I guess I'm sort of a redneck.............
Yeah.
Hmmmmmm
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 30, 2014, 03:50:02 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 30, 2014, 03:28:29 PM
QuoteKind of hard to explain. I will try though.
Yuppy would be a person who tries to act "Cool". He is kind of afraid to get dirty, where's clothing that makes him feel 'Cool', Is afraid to try something like hunting or fishing, And is generally a city person who thinks he is just 'cool'
Redneck I think would be a person who works hard (yuppies can too) and isn't afraid of getting dirty. They enjoy doing outdoorish things. He also can make several things and be able to fix things though they may not be perfect.
THat is some of the things I think.....
Um, I suppose you could put it that way. In my book, a yuppy is somebody who's scared of getting their hands dirty, wears sun scree in the winter, and everything has to be perfect. A yuppy is someone who wouldn't know a good piece of carving wood if it came up and bonked them on the head, and they like to show off, laugh in an intolerable giggley way, and have the perfect clothes.
A redneck is someone who loves getting down and dirty, isn't afraid to touch a chicken, is loud, out-there, and with a redneck, if you jam your foot in your mouth, you blush, you laugh, then you forget it. While cursing isn't a thing with yuppies, rednecks spew out three curses words a sentence. They don't care what they look like, either. They love hunting and fishing, too. In case you couldn't tell, yuppies and rednecks don't mix.
Very nicely said! Besides the cursing.....
Thank you! And what do you mean? Or do rednecks not curse every other word in bleeeeep?
BLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Are you going insane, Skar?
Was that ever a question?
Um, no.
Hmmh. Interesting definitions. Well, I definitely lean towards the side of yuppy, then, though I'm by no means a completionist/perfectionist, and I don't care all that much about my appearance...
I wouldn't say I'm scared to get my hands dirty, but hunting, fishing, and the like really don't appeal to me... Much rather do things like that via computer game or tabletop RPG...
Not much of an outdoorsy person, though it's certainly not encouraged by the consistent 90-100 degrees in the summer... AKA more than half the year... Ugh.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 31, 2014, 04:02:22 PM
Hmmh. Interesting definitions. Well, I definitely lean towards the side of yuppy, then, though I'm by no means a completionist/perfectionist, and I don't care all that much about my appearance...
I wouldn't say I'm scared to get my hands dirty, but hunting, fishing, and the like really don't appeal to me... Much rather do things like that via computer game or tabletop RPG...
Not much of an outdoorsy person, though it's certainly not encouraged by the consistent 90-100 degrees in the summer... AKA more than half the year... Ugh.
I wouldn't say everyone is a complete yuppy or redneck. I am probably 70% Redneck, 10%yuppy, and 20% Neutral.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 31, 2014, 03:45:05 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 30, 2014, 03:50:02 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 30, 2014, 03:28:29 PM
QuoteKind of hard to explain. I will try though.
Yuppy would be a person who tries to act "Cool". He is kind of afraid to get dirty, where's clothing that makes him feel 'Cool', Is afraid to try something like hunting or fishing, And is generally a city person who thinks he is just 'cool'
Redneck I think would be a person who works hard (yuppies can too) and isn't afraid of getting dirty. They enjoy doing outdoorish things. He also can make several things and be able to fix things though they may not be perfect.
THat is some of the things I think.....
Um, I suppose you could put it that way. In my book, a yuppy is somebody who's scared of getting their hands dirty, wears sun scree in the winter, and everything has to be perfect. A yuppy is someone who wouldn't know a good piece of carving wood if it came up and bonked them on the head, and they like to show off, laugh in an intolerable giggley way, and have the perfect clothes.
A redneck is someone who loves getting down and dirty, isn't afraid to touch a chicken, is loud, out-there, and with a redneck, if you jam your foot in your mouth, you blush, you laugh, then you forget it. While cursing isn't a thing with yuppies, rednecks spew out three curses words a sentence. They don't care what they look like, either. They love hunting and fishing, too. In case you couldn't tell, yuppies and rednecks don't mix.
Very nicely said! Besides the cursing.....
Thank you! And what do you mean? Or do rednecks not curse every other word in bleeeeep?
I don't atleast because I am a Christian......
I don't swear openly, I am an outdoorsy kind of person, but I don't really go many places. I basically stay home, go to our horse field, ride, do field jobs, come home. I don't get out often. (But that's gonna change when I go to College in a few days :-X)
Oh, oh, I've got a great joke to tell ya'll. It was TaM saying he's a Christian that reminded me of it.
Ok, why did Batman skip church? Cus he's a Christian Bale! (the guy who plays Batman in the films, his name is Christian Bale :P)
That's pretty funny.
What does the man who fluffs in church do? He sits in his own pew.
(Double meaning FTW) Puns.
I dont get it. (i dont go to church so that may be why) and i cant remember what FTW means. :P
LOL RACHY!
I live to serve! ::) ;D
;D
:P
;D
::)
???
;)
:P
>:D
>:D
8)
:P
::)
:(
I HATE MY CELL.
I am not in one.
No, you're just too far gone in the mind to notice that your cell is only a ten by ten by ten foot box.
Thou art evil Skarzs.
Mmhmm.
Everyone knows it.
No, no; Bluerose is evil. I'm just me.
Me (Skarzles) = Evil.
me: pronoun; used in first person describing yourself without the use of your name.
Troll Salad feast! I have a transporter that I made in my cell. Troll Salad for everyone!
That's the spirit Del!
I thought I was evil? I'm the one who made the original Prison Topic.
I can't believe no one has come up with the idea of torturing there prisoners.
This place is here for you to be safe and get better; I'm here to help you keep safe and get better. Why would I torture you?
Oh, it's time for spike-walking.
YAY!
Me first, me first! Oh wait, spike walking? Forget it.
ME LIKE SPIKY WALKING!
You really do belong in an asylum!
;D
Apparently the asylum has been destroyed, or at least no one's here anymore.
Oops.
Del! What have you done!!!!!!!
Yeah, I know...
MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
::)
Sorry.
Alright, victim- I mean- patients, it's time to see how you deal with certain items. First offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. . . toads.
*hugs toad, before throwing it into a mincer*
Oooookaayyyyyy. . . *Marks something down* "Unfit. . . for. . . release." *Teleports Rach back to her cell*
*dances round cell, but then I use my portal so that Diamond comes into my cell. Then we break out, and begin causing havoc, mainly setting things on fire*
*Holds toad then stomps on it.*
*Del goes back in his cell as well*
*But then leaves it, giving everyone lots of Troll Salad.*
*Teleports Del back*
It's for the safety of yourself and everyone else.
*Pushes Skarzs into a Troll mincer, turning him into Troll Salad.*
Del, you're hallucinating.
No, everyone witnessed it.
There is no mincer in this place, and you're still stuck in your cell. Now, please quiet down and take a nap while I check on the other patients.
*Looks at toad and then smiles like a whale* Freddy, you've come home!!!!! *Hugs Freddy*
Well, Freddy needs to say goodbye. (All my patients are definitely crazy; further help is required) *Teleports Russa into her cell*
*Cries like a newborn baby* I WANT FREDDY!!!!!!!!!
I think I wil write a letter to the Administrator of this fine facility.
"Dear Skarzs,
I am writing to tell you that I am now completely reformed, having regained my sanity I would like to request to leave this facility though it is quite pleasurable and has allowed me to regain my composure and philosophical thinking.
Thank you once more. Delthion"
As glad as I am that one of my patients has been cured, I must keep you a little longer to ensure your complete recovery.
Thank you my good sir.
. . . .
*sets Skarzs on fire*
*Dies*
We should not set Skarzs aflame, he is a kind troll who only wishes for the betterment of people who are not as well off as others.
Oh, really? I thought he was trying to separate your mind and mine!
Oh, do be grateful, he made you a separate person!
Meh...
Say whaaa. . . ?
Gah! *Pats out clothes* This was a brand new set of clothes, Rachel. BRAND NEW! No tapioca for you.
Tam, you're not allowed to die; I'm not done with you yet.
*Lifts up paper and reads the one underneath on notepad*
Oohhh, yes. I need to examine a certain 'James Gryphon' on account of brainwashing people into being his mindless servants.
Well, I used to have two personalities, but you separated us making us separate people. I am gratful but he isn't.
How could you be grateful to the person that has prevented us from eating Troll Salad for so long!
I don't like that anymore, although I'm sorry to say that I still like Mashed Troll, although since my reform I have not touched the stuff.
Hmph.
You're scheduled for release in. . . two days' time.
Thank you good Sir!
Hmph, I don't see what's so good about it!
Well, you're insane, since when do rational people care about your opinion?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 15, 2014, 05:06:27 AM
Say whaaa. . . ?
Gah! *Pats out clothes* This was a brand new set of clothes, Rachel. BRAND NEW! No tapioca for you.
Tam, you're not allowed to die; I'm not done with you yet.
*Lifts up paper and reads the one underneath on notepad*
Oohhh, yes. I need to examine a certain 'James Gryphon' on account of brainwashing people into being his mindless servants.
You can't kill me. I am already claimed by several other people.
You said you died; not allowed.
Would you mind keeping my alternate personality here for a while?
What?! You would do that to me?!!
Yes, I would, now do be quiet!
*Is sitting placidly in her cell*
Hi, just wondering, am I insane?
Yes.
Um...So in other words I get put into a cell?
I WANT FREDDY!!!!!!!!!!
*Falls over*
*Hands Freddy to Russa*
YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
*Hugs Freddy*
*Squashes Freddy.*
How could you squash her frog!
*Cackles.*
Whatever, just go to your cell!
*throws fire everywhere*
*Comes in dragging the unconscious Eolyiaf along* There she is really heavy... Scarzs could you please lock here up for me... She has truly lost it. I had her locked up in my PMs but she cracked... it doesn't help that an OITB hit her over the head with a frying pan but still... She need to be kept safe.
Why are you out of your cell? *Teleports Eolyiaf into separate room*
Thanks She was getting on my nerves. Hey do you have any room in here for a slightly mental OITB? I still need to catch him (He is currently running rabid in my PM box, Corn and me still have to catch him) but once I do... Lets just say could you make some commendations for him... a chew proof door would be lovely.
Secure him in my office, preferably my personal refrigerator.
It is two days later time for my release. Could you please keep my second personality?
How DARE you?! I have provided the whole of the asylum with Troll Salad and Mashed Troll, and you would leave me in here?!
Yes, I would. You always seemed to like it in here.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 16, 2014, 08:48:20 PM
Secure him in my office, preferably my personal refrigerator.
... hey wait a minute! He is not lunch! Never mind I'll deal with him myself. (That took me way to long to see... :D :P)
Dang it! Um, I mean. . . *cough*
Delthion, you are free to leave. Have a nice day!
Oh, and yes: you can keep him here.
Quote from: Delthion on September 16, 2014, 03:12:23 AM
*Squashes Freddy.*
How could you squash her frog!
*Cackles.*
Whatever, just go to your cell!
YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 12:50:27 AM
Dang it! Um, I mean. . . *cough*
Delthion, you are free to leave. Have a nice day!
Oh, and yes: you can keep him here.
You can have this instead *hands scarzs a chewed up volume of Shakespeare* The OITB got to it.
I WANT FREDDY!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 12:50:27 AM
Dang it! Um, I mean. . . *cough*
Delthion, you are free to leave. Have a nice day!
Oh, and yes: you can keep him here.
Thank you my good sir!
YAY! Now I don't have to listen to my sane counter-part.
FREDDY!!!!!!
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 03:11:18 AM
You can have this instead *hands Skarzs a chewed up volume of Shakespeare* The OITB got to it.
*Consumes book*
'Twas neither dry nor damp, and held in it
A potency of garlic. Behold, my breath!
It suffocates that which is near, not far,
Alas! Woe to he who smells my words
Cast into the air before them!
*Shakes head violently* Sorry.
(I've been reading The Merchant of Venice. . .)
Hello whats-OH GEEZ EVERYONE"S LOCKED! This is an outrage Skarz, I'll have you arrested!
There's a reason they're locked up. Also, the authorities are paying me to keep these people in here for the safety of others. It's worth adding that one of my patients has been released due to his symptoms being cured: Delthion.
Now, do you have an appointment? You seem distressed: a sign of psychosis.
I shall lock you up! You are a lunatic! Why, most of these people are perfectly sane. See this one, he only thinks he's a dog, perfectly normal.
@Skarzles: I don't really care.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 04:26:01 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 03:11:18 AM
You can have this instead *hands Skarzs a chewed up volume of Shakespeare* The OITB got to it.
*Consumes book*
'Twas neither dry nor damp, and held in it
A potency of garlic. Behold, my breath!
It suffocates that which is near, not far,
Alas! Woe to he who smells my words
Cast into the air before them!
*Shakes head violently* Sorry.
(I've been reading The Merchant of Venice. . .)
I thought you where eating it. ;D
*Wakes up* ... wha... where in gates am I ?! *Jumps up and bangs on the door* Let me out you lunatic! Do you know who I am! You have no right to lock up the Empress! Let me out this instant or I will have you all flogged!
And there she goes...
Quote from: The Mask on September 17, 2014, 07:34:12 AM
I shall lock you up! You are a lunatic! Why, most of these people are perfectly sane. See this one, he only thinks he's a dog, perfectly normal.
Who's the doctor?
Who is the person babbling on? Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to follow a precautionary action, because you are acting far to violent in this calm atmosphere. *Teleports Mask into a cell*
When you show sanity and proper thinking, I'll let you out.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 03:28:58 PM
*Wakes up* ... wha... where in gates am I ?! *Jumps up and bangs on the door* Let me out you lunatic! Do you know who I am! You have no right to lock up the Empress! Let me out this instant or I will have you all flogged!
Now, now dear; you're in a safe place. Just calm down and I'll run some tests on you.
You will do no such thing. I will be released immediately! You will receive most severe punishment. No beast lays a paw on the Empress without due punishment!
Here. *Fluffy bunny is teleported into room with Eolyiaf*
*Throws bunny against the wall* What do you think I am!
A definitely crazy person. *Teleports out the broken carcass of the bunny, and teleports in a match, with a candle on one side and a pile of sticks in the other.*
*Looks bemused at the setup for even If she wanted to light the candle there was nothing to light the match with and there was not point to the sticks what so ever in her mind* And what am I supposed to do with this!
What do you want to do with the match, light the candle, or the wood?
Nothing I prefer a light bulb they do not require me to get my paws dirty and they are much safer, but not those new mercury bulbs. Those are no good either, bad for environment I say.
*Items are teleported out*
Okay. . . *Writes in pad* "Avid environmentalist and overly clean; may be a byproduct of her insanity."
*Eats food*
Empresses only get there paws dirty when needed. These idiotic tests are not worth my time or my consideration.
Fooooooood.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:36:28 PM
Empresses only get there paws dirty when needed. These idiotic tests are not worth my time or my consideration.
It's worth
my time because I'm going to cure you.
What do you do to your. . . subjects, if they come to you apologizing for an accident?
Me love it.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:36:28 PM
Empresses only get there paws dirty when needed. These idiotic tests are not worth my time or my consideration.
It's worth my time because I'm going to cure you.
What do you do to your. . . subjects, if they come to you apologizing for an accident?
What sort of question is that! They would be properly punished.
*Gives everyone Troll Salad. Extra to the Empress.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 08:22:17 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:36:28 PM
Empresses only get there paws dirty when needed. These idiotic tests are not worth my time or my consideration.
It's worth my time because I'm going to cure you.
What do you do to your. . . subjects, if they come to you apologizing for an accident?
What sort of question is that! They would be properly punished.
Cruelty to those under you; another sign of psychosis.
Why thank you sir. I appreciate it.
Who are you saying that to?
You.
You're welcome my good sir!
Quote from: Delthion on September 17, 2014, 08:48:57 PM
*Gives everyone Troll Salad. Extra to the Empress.*
*Makes a disgusted face* What kind of swill is this. It is not worthy to grace the trough of a pig! Take it away!
It tastes delicious!
Show proper respect to you Empress swine! Are you so thick that you do not know the courtesy shown to one of royal blood?
Okay. . . Well, it's looking good for me, but you're going to have to stay here for an indefinite amount of time, Eolyiaf.
You dare defy me! You will regret this. Soon a Tolls head will adorn my dining hall. A great feast will be held at my victory!
Heeyy, look! It's Eoly! She's not locked up in Fait's PM Inbox any more! Hi, Eoily!
You! Once I am free you will rue the day you set eyes on me! Your screams will be heard from my dungeons!
Hi.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 09:13:06 PM
You! Once I am free you will rue the day you set eyes on me! Your screams will be heard from my dungeons!
Sorry to interrupt, but it would seem that you are in the dungeons. So would that mean that we are in the same place?
This is nothing to compare. Tis a luxurious palace in comparison. You will see. My domain will stretch farther than Alexander the Greats, It will be stronger than The Roman Empire and stand longer than that of Egypt! My name will be remembered along side of that of Alexander, Caesar, Ramses, and Hitler. All will serve me and far off nations shall come to give me there elegance! Even the stars will follow my bidding! My dungeon will be filled with the screams of those who defy me. My enemys will fear the very sound of my name!
Interesting, as powerful as the Roman Empire. Western Roman Empire during it's fall I presume?
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 09:28:38 PM
This is nothing to compare. Tis a luxurious palace in comparison. You will see. My domain will stretch farther than Alexander the Greats, It will be stronger than The Roman Empire and stand longer than that of Egypt! My name will be remembered along side of that of Alexander, Caesar, Ramses, and Hitler. All will serve me and far off nations shall come to give me there elegance! Even the stars will follow my bidding! My dungeon will be filled with the screams of those who defy me. My enemys will fear the very sound of my name!
Eoly? Hush. Nobody wants to hear long-winded boasts about how big your kingdom MIGHT be.
Quote from: Delthion on September 17, 2014, 09:30:12 PM
Interesting, as powerful as the Roman Empire. Western Roman Empire during it's fall I presume?
You imbecile! it will be grater and stronger than it twas at it peak of power!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 17, 2014, 09:32:20 PM
Eoly? Hush. Nobody wants to hear long-winded boasts about how big your kingdom MIGHT be.
*Chooses to be merciful and ignore this statement. You are going to die anyway*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 09:36:32 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 17, 2014, 09:30:12 PM
Interesting, as powerful as the Roman Empire. Western Roman Empire during it's fall I presume?
You imbecile! it will be grater and stronger than it twas at it peak of power!
And as perverse I presume?
Silly Eoly!
THIS is why she's in here.
Do you wish your precious Shaddowhound head to grace the walls of my halls along side of that of the trolls?
I see. And, Eoly dear, there's no nedd for such drastic measures!
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 09:41:49 PM
Do you wish your precious Shaddowhound head to grace the walls of my halls along side of that of the trolls?
I think you're mistaken see, I can turn into the Shadowhound as can my sane counterpart so that would just kill me.
That is the point.
But that means that I couldn't see it adorn your halls.
Oh, Corn: it's been a while since I've tested you for psychosis, so let us begin.
*Teleports bunny into her cell*
Quote from: Delthion on September 17, 2014, 09:46:11 PM
But that means that I couldn't see it adorn your halls.
I never said you needed to.
My apologies your Majesty, I read that into it.
That is better, I may be lenient with you.
I find this topic amusing. Those that suffer from insanity should be purged rather than locked up however, there is a 64.345971% chance of an inmate escaping *Teleports in and points laser at Eolyiaf* The most insane must be the first to go. Please remain calm during your imminent death
*knocks Laser out of jets hand, then proceeds to flip him on his back , Picks up the laser and points it at him* There is a difference between ambition and Insanity.
Am....bish.....un? Word does not compute. Engage retreat protocol *Teleports away*
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 09:46:29 PM
Oh, Corn: it's been a while since I've tested you for psychosis, so let us begin.
*Teleports bunny into her cell*
Aww! Look at the cute bunny! *Starts petting bunny*
NO NO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS, IT'S COMING, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Maskses going to kill Scarzes. Maskses not like stupid fat trollses.
*Satisfied smirk* *Blast door open with laser dashes down the hall blasting open several cells along the way* *Removes a main power panel* *Cuts threw all the wires* *The power to the entire building shuts down including the doors and the teleportation device*
Yes yes... NYAAAAA! * Breaks through the wall with a fish*
*Runs to the aid of the divine Empress.*
I is not divened empresses, I is Maskses!
I am the divine Empress you idiot. You only stand free because of me! Those who chose to serve me I will treat well. I can put you in high places give you the power you desire. You could be my generals and lords. But if you chose to defy me your death will be slow and painful. Delthion you have pleased me, You will be my first general.
Thank you, your most divine majestic Highness.
Will Maskses get fishes?
If that is what you desire. But be warned If your loyalties sway there will be no mercy. Come my generals time to conquer the world. *Leaves this topic and goes to find a new one to conquer*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 19, 2014, 02:44:18 PM
If that is what you desire. But be warned If your loyalties sway there will be no mercy. Come my generals time to conquer the world. *Leaves this topic and goes to find a new one to conquer*
If it pleases you my Empress, may I have the title of Earl?
Any more troll salad Del?
Do not call me that! I am his insane counterpart, let us see, how about Ferrethon. And: *Gives troll salad to everyone.*
:'( :'( :'( :'( Freddy's my best friend, and now he's gone! GONE I TELL YOU!!!!!
I WILL HAVE REVENGE!!!!!
*Gives Russa Freddy.*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEHHHHAAAAHH!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
FREDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calm yourself, it is only a frog.
ONLY A FROG?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU INSULT FREDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meh... I serve the divine Empress. Any who challenge me challenge her so beware!!!!
Okay.....
*throws fire everywhere*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 17, 2014, 11:51:23 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 09:46:29 PM
Oh, Corn: it's been a while since I've tested you for psychosis, so let us begin.
*Teleports bunny into her cell*
Aww! Look at the cute bunny! *Starts petting bunny*
Good; one test passed. *Considers teleporting bunny out, but doesn't*
Quote from: The Mask on September 18, 2014, 12:50:20 AM
NO NO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS, IT'S COMING, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Maskses going to kill Scarzes. Maskses not like stupid fat trollses.
For your information, I'm not fat. I'm quite fit, thank you very much.
*Looks at the insanity ensuing.*
Emergency power, now online! *All power is restored* Good thing I had that reactor at the ready. . . *Teleports all inmates back into their appropriate cells, each properly restrained.* I wish you had not forced my hand; none of you are allowed out of your bindings for a while.
*Calls into bluetooth* Can I get the cleaning crew into here? Thank you.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Quote from: Delthion on September 19, 2014, 09:08:46 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 19, 2014, 02:44:18 PM
If that is what you desire. But be warned If your loyalties sway there will be no mercy. Come my generals time to conquer the world. *Leaves this topic and goes to find a new one to conquer*
If it pleases you my Empress, may I have the title of Earl?
Yes you may.
Quote from: Delthion on September 20, 2014, 02:11:50 AM
Do not call me that! I am his insane counterpart, let us see, how about Ferrethon. And: *Gives troll salad to everyone.*
from here on out you will be know as Earl Ferrethon.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 20, 2014, 05:07:56 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 17, 2014, 11:51:23 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 09:46:29 PM
Oh, Corn: it's been a while since I've tested you for psychosis, so let us begin.
*Teleports bunny into her cell*
Aww! Look at the cute bunny! *Starts petting bunny*
Good; one test passed. *Considers teleporting bunny out, but doesn't*
Quote from: The Mask on September 18, 2014, 12:50:20 AM
NO NO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS, IT'S COMING, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Maskses going to kill Scarzes. Maskses not like stupid fat trollses.
For your information, I'm not fat. I'm quite fit, thank you very much.
*Looks at the insanity ensuing.*
Emergency power, now online! *All power is restored* Good thing I had that reactor at the ready. . . *Teleports all inmates back into their appropriate cells, each properly restrained.* I wish you had not forced my hand; none of you are allowed out of your bindings for a while.
*Calls into bluetooth* Can I get the cleaning crew into here? Thank you.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
NOOOOO! NO! NOOOOOOO! RELEASE ME! RAAAAA! LET ME OUT! GERRRRRR! YOU INCUR THE WRATH OF THE DEVIN EMPRESS! YOUR DEATH WILL BE A LONG AND PAINFUL ONE TROLL! INTERNET TROLL! TRAITOR! SOFT! WEAK! COWARD! If you had joined me I would have let you dine of the finest OITB from Faiyloe's precious horde.
I'm not sorry. Also, don't insult me so by confusing me with the deranged internet trolls.
That was the point numskull!
*Sabotages the reactor, and takes the Empress to safety.*
Not possible. The reactor is in a chamber that only I know of, and is under such restrictive security measures that only a meltdown will break it into the world.
Also, you're in your cell still.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 20, 2014, 09:11:14 PM
That was the point numskull!
Hush; it's nap time.
Fat trollses, is this wire meant to be brokenses?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 20, 2014, 10:00:32 PM
Not possible. The reactor is in a chamber that only I know of, and is under such restrictive security measures that only a meltdown will break it into the world.
Also, you're in your cell still.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 20, 2014, 09:11:14 PM
That was the point numskull!
Hush; it's nap time.
I know, I did it while we were free, and sabotaged it during that time. *Rushes the divine Empress out of the insane Asylum.
Quote from: The Mask on September 21, 2014, 12:30:03 AM
Fat trollses, is this wire meant to be brokenses?
Yes it is.
Quote from: Delthion on September 21, 2014, 01:00:28 AM
I know, I did it while we were free, and sabotaged it during that time. *Rushes the divine Empress out of the insane Asylum.
You realize I
allowed you to do that to the
fake reactor, and you and Eolyiaf are still in your cells.
TIME TO EAT THE RATS; NOW!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 20, 2014, 10:00:32 PM
Not possible. The reactor is in a chamber that only I know of, and is under such restrictive security measures that only a meltdown will break it into the world.
Also, you're in your cell still.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 20, 2014, 09:11:14 PM
That was the point numskull!
Hush; it's nap time.
INTERNET TROLL! INTERNET TROLL!
Ratses? Do they taste like fishes?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2014, 01:17:15 AM
Quote from: The Mask on September 21, 2014, 12:30:03 AM
Fat trollses, is this wire meant to be brokenses?
Yes it is.
Quote from: Delthion on September 21, 2014, 01:00:28 AM
I know, I did it while we were free, and sabotaged it during that time. *Rushes the divine Empress out of the insane Asylum.
You realize I allowed you to do that to the fake reactor, and you and Eolyiaf are still in your cells.
TIME TO EAT THE RATS; NOW!
I like rats! I shall never eat them!
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 21, 2014, 01:18:42 AM
INTERNET TROLL! INTERNET TROLL!
You are only prolonging your stay here.
Quote from: The Mask on September 21, 2014, 01:19:20 AM
Ratses? Do they taste like fishes?
They taste however your mind interprets them.
Quote from: Delthion on September 21, 2014, 01:20:46 AM
I like rats! I shall never eat them!
FEAST ON THEIR FFFLESH.
Maybe, most divine Empress, you should feign sanity until we have escaped.
@Skarzs, are you sure that you're not more insane than us?
I believe he is loosing it. and sanity is not as easy as it looks, Earl!
Quote from: Delthion on September 21, 2014, 01:25:30 AM
@Skarzs, are you sure that you're not more insane than us?
Yep; definitely not insane.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 21, 2014, 01:26:58 AM
I believe he is loosing it. and sanity is not as easy as it looks, Earl!
S
sssssss
ssshh
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hhh.
Shush Yourself! Your getting on my nerves!
Excuse me Skarzs? I thank you for curing my sanity and for containing my insane counterpart. But these nice men are here to take over and take you to a very nice house!
They don't look all there in the head. INTO A CELL WITH THEM! *Teleports all them all into cells* All the nice white men in their clean white coats who came to take me away, ha ha, hee hee, ho ho, hee hee, TO THE CELLS WITH THEM, ha ha, hee hee, ho ho, hee hee. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
We're doomed...
Domed, you say? Well, yes, I suppose your heads are rather dome-shaped, though mine is much more like a dome than yours.
*Teleports Skarzs into a cell.* I am sorry for this I am now forced to take over the Insane Asylum, I am very sorry that Skarzs has gone insane having to deal with you.
Not insane! Never insane!
I'm sorry Skarzs, but you're going to be classified under Level Ten. Which is "Extreme Insanity" the most frequently used treatment is electrostatic shock.
NO! I'm not insane! I'm CRRRAZYYYY!!!!!!!!@#%$%#^&(%&)(&($#%! Stark raving MAD you might say! Ee hee hee HEE!!
Thank you Delthion. Now would you be so kind as to get me out of these things.
Due to the sanity of the previous administrator, I am forced to retest you all for a period. Including my insane counterpart.
Thank you. Earl here is our chance!
That means that I can't loosen the restraints...
*is still riding around on Diamond throwing fire everywhere* Hi Empress! Hi Earl!
Hi.
PUT 'EM BACK! THEY MUST BE CURED!!
*Clears throat/try's not to start yelling insults* IF you will not release me! Then how will you do the tests properly.
I'M STUCK IN A CELL JUST LIKE YOU ARE!!
;D Yes you are. There you will stay while my revenge unfolds, a taste of your own medicine. Once I am free, oh you will sing, sing for me the sweet song of death at the keen edge of my blade.
Not gonna happen; I intend to regain my sanity before you.
Whoever said anything about regaining sanity. ;D
Well, you aren't getting out until you're sane.
What's going on?!
I've been locked up.
Hey, Del; can you release Corn?
Does that mean I passed my pyschosis test?
(It's up to Del, unfortunately)
You're the owner!
I'M STUCK IN A CELL BECAUSE I'M CRAZY!!
THEN WHY DID YOU START THIS PLACE?!?
BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!
He wasn't crazy when he made the place. This is the result of prolonged exposure to insanity. Hey Oracle may I assist you in testing these people. I have an interest in psychology.
No no don't let her! now we will never get out.
Very well, Faiyloe may help me. Put Eolyaf (spelling?) in Level 10.
It's Eolyiaf, Fayiyloe backwards you idiot! But it is divine Empress to you, slime.
Be nice to your benefactors! *telaports Eolyiaf into a level 10 cell*
Thank you! You may start by testing Cornflower or whatever her insane version calls herself.
Alright Corn *Teleports a book in to her cell*
If it means anything, I can vouch for her sanity.
No it doesn't Scarzs, no it doesn't.
Besides if an insane person vouches for one's sanity, that proves that their most likely insane.
I'm trying to help her.
Maskses will eatses dog!
Can I be let out of here please? I'm not insane. Well, not in a way that is a detriment to my health or the health of others around me
*Hugs Freddy*
Yeth, hold the frog tight, thweety, or you'll never thee it again! >:D
*Blinks* Um.........you should be in this cell, not me. ::)
*Hugs Freddy tighter* It's okay Freddy, that nasty Skarz will never get you.
I am in a cell!
You are?!?!?!?!?! This is the BEST day of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D YAAAAAY!!!!!!!
You're still in a cell as well.
Cell Pell Fell Dell Rell Mel Brookz.
LOCK HEAD UP NOW!
::) Like there was any question there *Teleports Head into a cell* Every one knows he is crazy.
*Victory dance*
Put Skarzs into special observant, it is basically a holodeck that puts his deepest thoughts as the environment.
*Is surrounded by the most wonderful blacksmith shop to ever exist, all in the confines of a cave* Yay!
He is rather a lunatic. No one put him there yet.
That's my mental image being so vivid that I'm thinking I'm there. Leave me in my own peaceful thoughts.
Wow. Okay...
It is understandable, personally I strive to have the most vivid imagination possible. And the fact that he is aware that is is all in his head makes him somewhat less insane.
*Grabs keys* *Releases everyone from their cells* Come on, lets get out of this place! ;D
You know, the cells aren't locked by keys; they're each a special unit locked from the outside, and the usual means of exit or entry is via teleportation. Thus, as much as I wish I were free, I am not.
Besides that, it's best for everyone that I remain locked up until my full and entire recovery.
WHAT? *Sigh* *Teleports everyone out of their cells* There! I have done it! :D
Sorry, you're in a cell, and the only control panel is in front of me, and there aren't any keys anymore, we threw them into the sun.
That is scientifically impossible.
We were in a space ship several hundred thousand miles away from the sun, and threw them into it at the perfect time when every planet was on the other side of the sun. With no inertia they caught in the sun's gravity and crushed and burned up at the same time.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 22, 2014, 07:00:34 PM
You're still in a cell as well.
I'm doing my best to escape. *Saws at bars with a nail file*
Ummm... They aren't bars, they're solid doors out of solid steel.
Oh..... *Sprouts beaver teeth and bites through doors*
*Saws off Russa's teeth and puts her behind an indestructible and immovable wall.*
Quote from: Delthion on September 22, 2014, 11:33:18 PM
Sorry, you're in a cell, and the only control panel is in front of me, and there aren't any keys anymore, we threw them into the sun.
Wait, I am?
I would like to give you all some information as to your 'living quarters.' As the late owner of this facility, I have more knowledge on it than most.
Every cell is lined with kevlar and padded with high-density gelatin. The next layer is six inches thick of tungsten-osmium carbide, beyond which is two feet of reinforced supercrete (basically concrete on steroids). This is a standard cell's construction. The door is basically the same, but without the concrete and with ten inches of the tungsten alloy aforementioned.
Why did I make them such? Why, because it was necessary for containing such inmates as yourselves! And, oh yes, another reason: BECAUSE I'M CRAZY. >:D
Cheer up dearie <3
Silence, rebel scum. I have no reason to be 'cheery', neither do I have any reason to be sad. For your information, I have no emotion right now; NONE.
You appear to be angry. That is an emotion for sure.
@Skarzs: How did you all of a sudden go insane/crazy? I mean you weren't like that several days ago. *Is confused*
SKarzs?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 23, 2014, 01:16:33 AM
You appear to be angry. That is an emotion for sure.
No, I'm not angry.
Quote from: Lady Amber on September 23, 2014, 01:28:22 AM
@Skarzs: How did you all of a sudden go insane/crazy? I mean you weren't like that several days ago. *Is confused*
I have bouts of madness.
Inmates! Stop talking on the coms or I will be forced to cut your power!
Are you sure it's not psycho-telepathic tendencies? I've seen it before.
Also, you didn't take away some of the items on me, so I've still got my bluetooth.
Yes, unfortunately you're so loony that you think your blue tooth is actually a Bluetooth.
No, no; you see, if you know anything about my species, you would know how small my ears are, and, that being said, the Bluetooth is quite tiny and is inside my ear.
Yes, we examined you with x-ray that is a blue tooth stuck in your ear.
::) So you may believe, young human.
Yes, that is also why you can't hear, it's ripping your eardrum.
My eardrum is made of thin metal. You really don't know much about troll anatomy.
Good night! *Falls asleep*
*Initiates electrostatic shock on Skarzs.*
Still made of stone; not gonna effect me.
Yes, but did you know that 99.9999999% of trolls have skin that can conduct electricity.
Not my species. Good night.
We may not be able to remove the blue tooth but I can send a signal threw the air that will over load it. *Does that* There it is now inoperative.
Really? I wasn't even doing anything bad with it!
You were not doing anything bad with it yet.
YOU LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT!
Shush it Eoly.
IT'S DIVINE EMPRESS TO YOU, SLIME!
You are lucky I am morally bound otherwise I would gag you.
Well unlucky for you I am in no way morally bound. NOW GET ME OUT OF THESE RESTRAINTS!
I don't think that's going to happen, Miss Eolyiaf.
Why don't we let Eolyiaf go rule some distant island with her followers? It might jerk the followers back into sanity.
It is Divine Empress or Your Majesty to you!
Quote from: Delthion on September 23, 2014, 09:16:42 PM
Why don't we let Eolyiaf go rule some distant island with her followers? It might jerk the followers back into sanity.
Yes do that! I would like that very much.
and when I return we will kill you in your sleep! *Evil plotting*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 23, 2014, 09:49:41 PM
It is Divine Empress or Your Majesty to you!
Quote from: Delthion on September 23, 2014, 09:16:42 PM
Why don't we let Eolyiaf go rule some distant island with her followers? It might jerk the followers back into sanity.
Yes do that! I would like that very much. and when I return we will kill you in your sleep! *Evil plotting*
Killing people in their sleep is a Chaotic Evil act, Eolyiaf, are you among our ranks? *Pulls back hood* *Red eyes due to corruption*
If that is a reference of some sort I did n't get it... :P
I am of a like that runs parallel to yours, we follow the same path, I am the Divine Empress, Queen of Chaos, Conqueror of Morality, Subduer of Races, We are of the same line and I do follow it.
See? See? THIS is why she's locked up.
*Is still sitting in her cell* Is there any possibility I might be released on good behavior?
Quote from: Delthion on September 23, 2014, 12:33:05 AM
*Saws off Russa's teeth and puts her behind an indestructible and immovable wall.*
Thanks.......not.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 23, 2014, 10:59:15 PM
*Is still sitting in her cell* Is there any possibility I might be released on good behavior?
Yes very I will just have to do some tests to see how your sanity is at the moment and if every thing checks out then you will be released. *Teleports in a fly a fly swatter and a jar*
*Is annoyed by the fly's buzzing* *Swats fly and puts its remains in the jar*
Um, can I have something for me and Freddy to pass the time with?
*Telleports stuff out* Thank you now how about this * Telleports in a jar of cream cheese, a jar of jelly, two slices of bread, a plate and a butter knife*
@ Russa: Here Freddy can have this jar of flies *Teleports in a jar of flies*
*Leaves the cream cheese alone and proceeds to spread jam on the bread* *Takes a bite* Thank you. I was practically starving to death in here...
*Eats half of the fly and gives the rest to Freddy*
Can we have some other stuff Faiy.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 23, 2014, 11:16:40 PM
*Leaves the cream cheese alone and proceeds to spread jam on the bread* *Takes a bite* Thank you. I was practically starving to death in here...
I gave you some rats to eat earlier; it's your own fault you went hungry.
Maybe she doesn't like rats!!!!!! :o
HOW DARE YOU?! They're so TASTY! Every cave troll will tell you so. >:(
Freddy likes them.....
I don't remember being given rats...
Aye.
Okay, I'll admit they were rubber rats, but you could have at least tried to eat them. ::)
Get. Me. Out. Of. Here. NOOOOWWWW!!! *Is sad* :'(
Sorry Amber I will start your testing as soon as I have completed testing on Jukka. *Telleports the left overs out again from both cells* *telleports play dough into Russa's cell* *telleports paper and penile into Jukka's cell*
*Skips from page 15 to page 40*
What.... Has happened....?
I happened.
Oracle and I have managed to remove the former owner of this facility due to his instability and are now proceeding to determine the sanity of the current inmates an releasing the ones that have not reason to be here.
Norham, get me out of here!
Don't let her out! She's a danger!
*Picks up pencil and proceeds to write a Redwall fanfic*
(By the way, Faiy, you made a typo on the word 'pencil'. Just saying. :P)
I was processed on page 8, and have done nothing! Let me out!
Anyways, I'm fairly sure that dragons have diplomatic immunity to such things.
Ssshhh! Do you want to get out or not?
Anyways, as I was saying, LET ME OUT! I'M NOT CRAZY!
Me neither.
SHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 24, 2014, 01:32:54 AM
Don't let her out! She's a danger!
^This coming from a troll who's crazy. ::)
Btw, how exactly am I a danger?
Because... Yeah, I can't think of a reason either. :P
You really should let me out.
Yeah. Just because he has a dragon alter-ego that somehow manifests itself without taking over his body yet that everybeast can understand does not mean he is crazy. It just means that I'm magic.
Shut up!
I just need attention! No one pays any attention to me!
I do!
You don't have a choice. I live in your head.
SHHHHHHHHHH!
No.
Ok Wylder you are not getting out.
Now as for Jukka one more test Solve arithmetic problem 3+6+8+9*8-6*3/2=?
99!!!
The questions for Jukka and you got it wrong.
I think I got the correct answer.
Ah vaz avready locked up in 'ere! (Ah zink...) Zae na' ah'm locked up tvoice?! Ach!!!
Alzae, ze anzver iz 84!
HEADDY! *Very very very carefully tackle hugs Head*
HEAD! YOU'RE ALIVE!
The question was not for you and 84 is not the answer. Where are you guys getting these answers?
*Bounces red rubber ball on the jail wall and plays my harmonica while wearing striped clothing.*
Eighty-nine: going in order of computation (parentheses, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction), multiply two-thirds by negative six, which comes to negative eighteen over two, then multiply eight and nine to get 72, simplify eighteen over two to nine, then add three, six, and eight, and, lastly, subtract nine.
At first there must have been a typo and there was an equals in it. I would have gotten it though. And due to the sanity of Skarzs, he is now resuming ownership of the asylum.
And wrong again... :P
This is what I just told you to do 3+6+8+9*8-6*3/2=? or this 3+6+8+(9*8)-((6*3)/2)=? Though they both mean the same thing.
What you did ... was not that... :P
And Del There is no need for that I will take over. Scarzs is obviously still insane. *Refuses to release him*
WHAT?! NO! I did the math incorrectly! The answer isn't 84, it's eighty.
(Honestly, I'm not sure where I went wrong. . .)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 24, 2014, 07:45:31 PM
HEADDY! *Very very very carefully tackle hugs Head*
*Attemptz tae evade tackle-'ug*
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 24, 2014, 08:08:24 PM
HEAD! YOU'RE ALIVE!
'Courze Ah'm aloive! Did ye ever doubt it?
An' gaein' back o'er ze equation, ah got 79-Zae-79!
::) I give up I just give up four different people got four different answers. ::)
The answer is 79!
It's eighty! ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 24, 2014, 01:03:58 AM
*telleports play dough into Russa's cell*
*Makes a statue of Freddy with the play dough*
The answers 80 alright! Ok I wont mark you off for getting that wrong seeing as several other people got it wrong as well. You are free to go. *Telleports Jukka out of her cell* Ok who is next.
*Sigh* HOW DID I GET THAT WRONG?!
Anyway, thanks! *Leaves*
Can I go next!?
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 24, 2014, 10:42:54 PM
The answers 80 alright! Ok I wont mark you off for getting that wrong seeing as several other people got it wrong as well. You are free to go. *Telleports Jukka out of her cell* Ok who is next.
Hmph. At least I fixed my mistake, no matter how little you care that I was the first to get the correct answer.
*Ztartz daein' zilly police voicez*
Quote from: Lady Amber on September 24, 2014, 01:40:32 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 24, 2014, 01:32:54 AM
Don't let her out! She's a danger!
^This coming from a troll who's crazy. ::)
Btw, how exactly am I a danger?
Hello, aren't you gonna reply to this? (Or have you already?)
BECAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY.
I'm not dangerous or crazy!
Yeah. Only I am.
*Continues Head's silly police voices*
Come on man, you got to let me out!
Yeah, let guy out! And me, consequently, but we're not discussing that right now...
I wish to be tested.
^Me, too.
Now that I think about it I think I gave Amber first dibs.
Ok so *Telleports a candle and a match in (little does she know that the match is wet)* ;D
You have so little experience that you're just copying the tests I did!
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on September 25, 2014, 03:24:06 AM
*Continues Head's silly police voices*
*Continuez voicez from Norham*
CAVIN' AV ZQUAD CARZ IN ZE ARRRREAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Paints a picture of Freddy*
Freddy
(http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/Kij/gGj/KijgGjRiq.jpeg)
It looks just like you!!!!!!
*Starts coloring with colored pencils*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 26, 2014, 01:16:24 AM
Now that I think about it I think I gave Amber first dibs.
Ok so *Telleports a candle and a match in (little does she know that the match is wet)* ;D
*Picks up match* *Feels that it's wet* Okay, number one: This match is wet. And number two: How am I supposed to light it? Or is it the strike anywhere kind of match?
You're supposed to strike it on Skarzs, will you sacrifice your friends comfort for light, or vice-verse?
I'm in another cell. . .
Yes, but you have been teleported into her cell.
*Continuez* ...Iin Annozeerr Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll!!!!!!
*Keepz zin'in'*
Can somebody put a cork in Hiag's mouth?!
::) *Removes match and candle* *Sends in a jar of rubber bands*
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 27, 2014, 05:49:53 AM
Can somebody put a cork in Hiag's mouth?!
What's wrong with entertainment?
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 27, 2014, 12:46:20 PM
::) *Removes match and candle* *Sends in a jar of rubber bands*
What are those for?
*Hangs Freddy's picture on the wall*
Can you please teleport a couch and a blanket in here?
*Looks at jar of rubber bands* Uh, am I supposed to shoot these at Skarzs or something?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 27, 2014, 05:49:53 AM
Can somebody put a cork in Hiag's mouth?!
Ach, O' Corkz! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk...
Quote from: Lady Amber on September 28, 2014, 01:54:10 AM
*Looks at jar of rubber bands* Uh, am I supposed to shoot these at Skarzs or something?
If you even consider it. . .
Does this place have a permit?
I have a permit; unfortunately, I cannot exercise it because I'm stuck in a cell.
*Teleports Izeroth into cell.* You asked an inmate for a permit, when it is obvious that he has gone insane, into a cell with you!!!!!
Ach, Majour Moralo...Ziz iz gettin' oot o' pav.....
This is an outrage! Arresting an emperor for requesting a permit! What has this world come to?
*looks at the other inmates*
Do any of you own a taser?
Tazeeer Tazeeeer, Puddin' an' pie; fleeeeeeev ze oztrich an' made 'im a piiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!! La La Ze Puddin' iz dead, Vait! Tiz nay dead! Ah naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
Blue moooiiicccce viiiizzzzz raaadizheeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 28, 2014, 07:46:05 PM
Ach, Majour Moralo...Ziz iz gettin' oot o' pav.....
Ya
think? I don't even know if I'm in a cell or not any more!
Well, I'M in a cell, and if you wouldn't mind I need some help getting out of here. What are my citizens going to do while I stay locked up here? They need a ruthless tyrant like me to keep them in line!
Actually, maybe you should stay in. You are, after all, a ruthless tryant. I mean, who knows?! There could be a Redwall equivalent of Gandalf! And Frodo! And Aragorn!
HahahahahahahahahahHahahahhhhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in two hundred years!
None of my citizens would ever rebel against me, I assure you. They are all perfectly loyal and mostly harmless. Unfortunately, there are certain people *glares at Corn* who would like to invite rebellion against me. You're quite lucky I'm in this cell, because I would normally throw you in the dungeons.
*Doez a Wookiee 'ovl imprezzion* (Ztrawberry an' creme cuztard cookiez for zoze zat get ze reference)
Ah! Wookies! Those guys overthrew my friend's empire, and I have a bit of a fear of 'em.
*Puts HIAG in maximum security cell.*
*a tank smashes through the wall and begins shooting guards*
Seriously? Took you guys this long to get here?
We used a GPS and went off a cliff before we got here.
But it turns out that Izeroth was in the holodeck of his deepest thoughts. Wow, he's pretty shallow...
Arrrrvgghhhhgdaadgrxcvdwqsds!
*smashes head against bars*
I order you to let me out of here, badger, or I will call my troops to nuke this facility!!
You're ruining the tranquil state of my asylum!
Izeroth shall be frozen, and shall be let out at the end of time!
*is frozen in a block of ice, but still alive*
H-help m-m-me!
Del! I never treat my inmates like that!
No, you're going to be cryogenniacally (spelling?) frozen.
I demand that Faiyloe be brought at once! Her reasoning is above yours!
Y-y-you f-fool! H-he i-i-s-s-s't g-g-going to l-listen t-t-t-to y-you!
And how can we trust the judgement of a person that is insane?
We don't. We just make it up as we go along. ;D *twitches*
*Transfers Norham to Maximum Security and Observance.*
*Looks at the chaos that has occurred while I was gone.* I regret this but It is for the best of every one *Telleports Oracle into a maximum security cell filtering out all devices while in transit.* Your sanity was compromised and there for your judgment. I had to do this for the well being of everyone. Now to undo the damage you have done.
*frees Izeroth from the cryo-chamber and puts him in a cell filtering out his GPS and other devices while he is in transit*
*Moves Norham into a more comfortable cell*
NO NO NO! I was having fun! The little idiots and there petty attempts where amusing. As for you, the so called Emperor, you are week a petty excuse for a ruler. No wonder you citizens are rebelling they have no fear of you or the power that you hold for you have none. You are pathetic.
Be nice or I'll have to gag you on top of the restraints. Trust me you don't want to go back to the PM box do you?
*Mutters something about beheading the insolent traitor and putting it on a pike*
Thank you, Faiyloe.
*mutters something about insurance*
You put me in cell with my counterpart??
I know, that wasn't very nice.
*gets Diamond and my fire throwing under control and trots over to Faiyloe* Hi! Oh, by the way, Russa gone stark raving bonkers! Her new best friend is a froad!
Hello? Let me out! Or I might be forced to use some distasteful methods to escape...
Actually, don't let him out. I'm looking forward to have a little fun.
Did you hear what these cells are made of? You're not going to get out.
Don't worry, the water dripping from the ceiling of my cell will erode away the wall in... 3000 years. Yeah, we aren't going to get out of here.
Quote from: rachel25 on September 30, 2014, 06:08:09 PM
Hi! Oh, by the way, Russa gone stark raving bonkers! Her new best friend is a froad!
You forgot to mention how awesome he is! :D
Quote from: Izeroth on September 30, 2014, 08:25:12 PM
Don't worry, the water dripping from the ceiling of my cell will erode away the wall in... 3000 years. Yeah, we aren't going to get out of here.
There is a leek! Maintenance go fix that right away.
Quote from: rachel25 on September 30, 2014, 06:08:09 PM
*gets Diamond and my fire throwing under control and trots over to Faiyloe* Hi! Oh, by the way, Russa gone stark raving bonkers! Her new best friend is a froad!
That is why she is locked up.
Quote from: Delthion on September 30, 2014, 04:09:44 PM
You put me in cell with my counterpart??
I know, that wasn't very nice.
Oh I'm sorry would you like be to separate the two of you. *releases Dells counter part (The Earl) From his restraints* And those wont be needed.
What about me!
No you are way to dangerous to be let lose.
But!
No buts.
I have an Empire to conquer! Do you know how much work that is!
I have a good idea. ::) I have ruled quite a few in my day. Now be quiet and let me work.
*Starts violently shouting dirty threats and curses, which I will not repeat here, in a mad rage*
... Ok. *Cuts off her com so that we can no longer hear her* That's better.
My poor, poor, tiny ears. . . :'( Thanks for shutting off her com.
What in the world possessed her to let you out?
I know right? It very weird, I'm supposed to be the insane one!
Oh no! Theres a leek in the boat! AAAAAH!!! ;D
I demand to talk to the commandant of this facility! I am not insane, and never was! I was locked up in here simply because I asked if this dump had a permit!
DUMP?! *Is insulted*
Aha.. It was not a dump when you controlled it, Skarzs. These people *casts angry look at guards* have turned it into a dump, sadly. I suspect that many of them are actually insane, and therefore have imprisoned us in order to keep us from imprisoning them!
Izeroth, even if you're not insane, you need to be imprisoned, your empirical expansion and genocidal tendencies make you dangerous. Your kingdom also appears to be a police state, you monitor people's videos and exterminate any that disagree with you
In a perfect world, I would allow everyone to do what they wanted and everyone would be happy. Unfortunately, the world is not perfect. Rebels insist on defying my leadership, and I am forced to strike against them. I usually only kill the leaders anyway... I just throw most of the rebels in my dungeons for a few years to get them to my way of thinking.
And as for the genocide, those stories are highly exaggerated.
Wen's dinner? Me and Fweddy are hungwy.
Quote from: Delthion on October 01, 2014, 07:59:24 PM
What in the world possessed her to let you out?
I know right? It very weird, I'm supposed to be the insane one!
There is no reason for him to stay restrained. I have been monitoring his behavior and he has not proved overly violent. He is still confined. You two still haven't answered my question. Would you prefer to be separated.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 01, 2014, 08:35:16 PM
I demand to talk to the commandant of this facility! I am not insane, and never was! I was locked up in here simply because I asked if this dump had a permit!
I am very sorry about all this sir I have been busy cleaning up the mess that the previous owners of this establishment left. The terms of your confinement where undue. However I have been monitoring your behavior and you have showed an unsatisfactory amount of rational behavior. I will have to keep you here till you are cured of this condition and rational thinking is restored. There are several ways of doing this. Each with its own risks.
One way it to completely separating your insane personality from the sane one creating two different people as Scarzs did with Oracle. This would leave you free to go while the dangerous part of your would be left behind and confined here. And perhaps with time he would also be able to be reformed. The down side to this is that the alter ego may never be cured and may come to resent you and try to ruin your life. However precautions are taken so that he will never be able to escape. No worry's about him killing you in your sleep.
The second is creating multiple personality's in your head. Then developing the sane one to be dominion. This method while being less painful and dangerous. However is would be a struggle and there is the potential that he may emerge and take control. However with the proper training the risk of the should be minimal.
The last one is to peerage the Insanity completely from your mind no side affects no alter egos. However the process is quite long and difficult on the patient Not to mention myself and there is no grantee that is will be successful.
as for the question about the permit. Yes it does.
What about dinner?
Quote from: Izeroth on October 01, 2014, 09:18:17 PM
In a perfect world, I would allow everyone to do what they wanted and everyone would be happy. Unfortunately, the world is not perfect. Rebels insist on defying my leadership, and I am forced to strike against them. I usually only kill the leaders anyway... I just throw most of the rebels in my dungeons for a few years to get them to my way of thinking.
And as for the genocide, those stories are highly exaggerated.
Um you yourself said that you committed genocide on the Froads because a few of them rebelled
I was thinking about it, wouldn't froads be like mules? So, if he did kill off all froads in existence, all that would have to happen is a toad and a frog to become father and mother. In the amount of eggs laid by a single pair of mates, it would take little time to reintroduce froads into high population. Thus, there is no way he could commit complete genocide.
Unless he committed three genocides. Any way dinner will be served in a few minutes. Please be careful you may find stray algebra equations mixed in with your soup. (Word of advice you should not try and do your math and make soup at the same time)
..........I don't like algebra.
So, what about those rubber bands?
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 01, 2014, 10:41:56 PM
So, what about those rubber bands?
Oh those *telleports them out*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 01, 2014, 10:40:49 PM
..........I don't like algebra.
You don't have to do it or even eat it I just thought I should warn you * Telleports soup in for each of the Cell occupants*
Amber you are free to go. *Telleort's her out of her cell* I am very sorry about this inconvenience.
Mmmmm. . . algebra soup. (No, seriously, I'm looking forward to my Algebra II)
Here is an updated Inmates list seeing as Scarzs is no longer in charge.
Rain
Rainy
Bluerose
Nor
HIAG
Eolyiaf
Wylder
Tam
Blaggut
Delthion's insane side (The "Earl")
Delthion
Corny
Russa (and um... Freddy)
Izeroth
Scarzs
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2014, 11:01:57 PM
Mmmmm. . . algebra soup. (No, seriously, I'm looking forward to my Algebra II)
Yes it should be fun as soon a I get past this way to easy review! >:( :P I guess I should be glad that it is easy.
*Is so done with geometry for a while*
Freddy wants some more soup.
Alright here you go *Telleports in more soup*
You forgot the fly, waiter.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 01, 2014, 10:57:33 PM
Amber you are free to go. *Telleort's her out of her cell* I am very sorry about this inconvenience.
Wait, really? Wow. Did I somehow pass the test?
Btw, why was I kept here in the first place?
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 01, 2014, 11:23:41 PM
Btw, why was I kept here in the first place?
Look at page eight.
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 17, 2014, 11:32:15 PM
* Peeks in random cell* * Door slams behind me, automatically locking*
Hey let me out! * Bangs on door frantically* Help me!
That's how, Amber.
Let me in!!!! You dare to call me sane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no alternate personality. If you look into the deepest crevices of my soul you will find that I am 100% Izeroth, emperor of the great empire. I am nothing less.
We USED to be alternate personalities, but know thanks to the wonderful and insane Skarzs, we have been separated.
Quote from: Delthion on October 02, 2014, 03:38:04 AM
Let me in!!!! You dare to call me sane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't call you insane, just. . . inhumane, violent, angry, and suffering from psychosis.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 02, 2014, 06:00:33 AM
Quote from: Delthion on October 02, 2014, 03:38:04 AM
Let me in!!!! You dare to call me sane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't call you insane, just. . . inhumane, violent, angry, and suffering from psychosis.
How would you diagnose Izeroth?
Inhumane, violent, and and suffering from psychosis.
A prudent and wise answer.
Quote from: Delthion on October 02, 2014, 03:38:04 AM
Let me in!!!! You dare to call me sane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are in. ::)
Quote from: Izeroth on October 02, 2014, 03:45:33 AM
I have no alternate personality. If you look into the deepest crevices of my soul you will find that I am 100% Izeroth, emperor of the great empire. I am nothing less.
That is not true it is there it is just very weak. I will help draw it out and strengthen it's will. This an interesting case. I have met many people who have trouble with there alternate personality but they are normally stronger or equal to them. This should prove a challenge.
I mean let me in a cell! You complete and utter incompetent imbecile!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
You are in a cell. ::)
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 01, 2014, 05:32:56 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 30, 2014, 04:09:44 PM
You put me in cell with my counterpart??
I know, that wasn't very nice.
Oh I'm sorry would you like be to separate the two of you. *releases Dells counter part (The Earl) From his restraints* And those wont be needed.
But...
You were released form your restraints, not from a cell. ::)
Thou art correct. *Bangs on cell door.* Let me out!! How dare you call me insane!!!!!!!
As you can clearly see, I have no alternate-
Wait!
What? Who are you?
I'm your good side, Izeroth! I give candy to children and lower taxes!
That's, that's ridiculous! I'm not supposed to be good!
But you can, Izeroth. You just need to-
Shut up! I don't want to listen to you!
Isn't it so annoying having a counterpart?
I know...wait, what?! You don't like me?! *Sob.*
I don't, hah!
Well this is an interesting development
Indeed
Hush you! We're observing an insane asylum
Yes, I'm trying to get you put away
Why would you do that?
Boredom mostly, it provides a certain entertainment factor too
Waan hi lost kopraan, Zu'u fund graal hi kosil minoh do hin laas ahrk ruz trin vok hin krent kopraan fah riid olm
That's rather psychopathic
Says the grand high psychopath himself
I'm not a psychopath, murder is a means to an end, I destroy that which gets in my way, as if you don't do the same
I settle my disagreements with a civil game of URian chess
That doesn't half disrupt Walker's ironic galactic tour bus
At least it's not killing people
There are lots of murderous memories in here, are you sure you don't kill?
I kill those who deserve it
And who are you to decide who deserves death and who doesn't?
I am Verde the Nameless, god of UR!
Technically, you deserve to die
Excuse me?
Well Death tries to reap your soul every time you enter the Fourth so I would guess your repeated respawns really tick him off
Are you saying respawning is cheating?
Yes
Hypocrite! I had to bond you to my soul to make you stay down!
Yes and look how effective that was
Shut up!
Hoooo ya. We got a couple o' crazies here.
I would lock you up two jet but seeing as A) that would be pointless and B) you seem to have... um whatever is in your head control. I will leave you be.
And Izeroth I told you so. Now to fix you.
You should try to be more like me!
Shut up! I will not stand for this!
Think of all the innocent people that you've-
You don't exist. You're just a figment of my imagination.
I know, it would be nice if they were only that.
What?!!!
Not really.
Could I have some medicine for Freddy? He's really sick.
The more you let Freddy live, the longer Corn won't post in the cellars. ::)
...That I don't understand. The whole Freddy thing is lighthearted and fun. Nobody's mad at each other. I'm afraid Corny may be slightly overreacting. :P
Indeed...
When have you not known corn to overreact. ::) besides Freddy is perfectly fine no medicine is needed.
And Izeroth, this is a good thing it means you can be cured and go on your own way. Live a normal life after a bit of rehabilitation.
*Whispers.* I think Faiy has gone insane.
Dell You are the one who is insane not I. You are only saying that because I locked you up for the safety of the inmates. I will do my best to cure you and as soon as you are better you will be released. No rubber rats, not cryo chambers or exterminations. Really I am everyone's best bet at being released.
Now Izeroth how much control do you have over you counterpart?
What I mean is that you think Izeroth is cured. That can only mean that something in your mind has cracked.
Yes, I agree, but as soon as she starts telling us to feast on rats fleash then we'll know that something is really wrong.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 04, 2014, 05:11:38 PM
When have you not known corn to overreact. ::) besides Freddy is perfectly fine no medicine is needed.
And Izeroth, this is a good thing it means you can be cured and go on your own way. Live a normal life after a bit of rehabilitation.
If you say so.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on October 01, 2014, 11:50:16 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 17, 2014, 11:32:15 PM
* Peeks in random cell* * Door slams behind me, automatically locking*
Hey let me out! * Bangs on door frantically* Help me!
That's how, Amber.
That was the
first time I had been imprisoned. Recently I had come back and was going to free the 'patients', but then I got put in a cell by Delthion or whoever took over the asylum. I think that's how it went, anyway.
But now Faiyloe has given me back my freedom. Oh, blissful freedom! :D
Now Russa time to fix you. ;D I will show you some pictures and you will tell me what you feel when you see them. *shows her a picture of an apple*
Hey, could you do that to me please?
Ok *Shows him the same picture*
I feel an overwhelming urge to eat it. *Eats picture.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 04, 2014, 06:42:04 PM
Dell You are the one who is insane not I. You are only saying that because I locked you up for the safety of the inmates. I will do my best to cure you and as soon as you are better you will be released. No rubber rats, not cryo chambers or exterminations. Really I am everyone's best bet at being released.
Now Izeroth how much control do you have over you counterpart?
I would have complete control if you give me that thought re-organizer for a moment.
Don't listen to him, he's crazy!
Quote from: Izeroth on October 05, 2014, 02:30:13 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 04, 2014, 06:42:04 PM
Dell You are the one who is insane not I. You are only saying that because I locked you up for the safety of the inmates. I will do my best to cure you and as soon as you are better you will be released. No rubber rats, not cryo chambers or exterminations. Really I am everyone's best bet at being released.
Now Izeroth how much control do you have over you counterpart?
I would have complete control if you give me that thought re-organizer for a moment.
Don't listen to him, he's crazy!
I didn't exterminate anyone!!!
Quote from: Delthion on October 05, 2014, 03:24:51 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 05, 2014, 02:30:13 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 04, 2014, 06:42:04 PM
Dell You are the one who is insane not I. You are only saying that because I locked you up for the safety of the inmates. I will do my best to cure you and as soon as you are better you will be released. No rubber rats, not cryo chambers or exterminations. Really I am everyone's best bet at being released.
Now Izeroth how much control do you have over you counterpart?
I would have complete control if you give me that thought re-organizer for a moment.
Don't listen to him, he's crazy!
I didn't exterminate anyone!!!
That was jet.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 05, 2014, 02:30:13 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 04, 2014, 06:42:04 PM
Dell You are the one who is insane not I. You are only saying that because I locked you up for the safety of the inmates. I will do my best to cure you and as soon as you are better you will be released. No rubber rats, not cryo chambers or exterminations. Really I am everyone's best bet at being released.
Now Izeroth how much control do you have over you counterpart?
I would have complete control if you give me that thought re-organizer for a moment.
Don't listen to him, he's crazy!
Here *Telleports it in*
Exterminate, You Say?
Oh, great; he's back. How are you, One Of Many?
Fine, Considering How Pitifully Short That Last Dog Lasted.
You made him go rabid, didn't you? ::) Bloody animal abuser, that's the fifth one!
Huh, That's Like Saying Killing One Person Makes You A Murderer.
Yes it does, you psychopath.
Not In My Book. Now, Let's Get Out Of This Place.
*shoots thought re-organizer at the evil Izeroth*
Whoops, I misfired! That guard didn't mind having his thoughts re-organized, did he??
*Whispers to evil Izeroth.* Hey try to get the thought reorganizer and fire it at him.
Whew! I guess this means The Skarzs doesn't think I'm insane after all! Woo hoo!!! ;)
Now you have to convince Faiy...
I am In charge dew to the mental deterioration of the previous owners. ;) Seeing as I have not seen you in action I am not sure of your sanity.
Or INsanity for that matter...
You flatter me Delthion ;D
There's a reason you're called 'Insane Alf' in SFC. ::) ;D
Shut Up And Get Us Out Of Here.
This place is nigh-indestructible.
"Ah've got zuunzhooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, on a clooudy daaaaaaaaaaY! Vhen tiz caauld oooootzoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide, ah've got ze monnnz oo' Maaay......"
Red alert the screen is being stretched. Shields at 30% Captain. Power failing! Life support is offline! Structural integrity is at 1% Sir. Begin emergency evacuation! *BOOM!!!*
My poor, poor 13" screen. . . :'(
Well, I think HIAG is a problem.
I agree with you just this once.
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Stretched screen!!!
*Compensating* *Compensating* *Compensating* *Compensating* *BOOM* *HIAG's has escaped*
I think I'll take advantage of this...
I'll supply the power. I want to get out too...
And the magic word is...
DDDEEEEEFFFFFEEEEENNNNNESSSSSSTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAATTTTTTTTIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Electricity shorts out, and building goes into automatic lockdown*
Warning! Stretched screen! Integral lockdown activated.
Look what you've done; now the building can be neither entered nor exited.
But it destroyed the wall, so now I am out and you can not get out!
Sounds like a good solution to me.
Lets go get a treat!
Yeah. I could take a few scoops of ice cream.
Mint is my favorite.
I'll take butter pecan.
Sounds good to me!
I don't think you realize how powerfully built this place is.
*Licks ice cream*
What was that? Did you hear something, Argentus?
*Also licks ice cream*
Futile statements of warning and empty threats of remonstration.
Oh? That all? Well, i'll just *Slurp* carry on, then.
*Valkz aboot ootzoide* *Decoidez tae build a zandcaztle*
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 04, 2014, 11:37:47 PM
Now Russa time to fix you. ;D I will show you some pictures and you will tell me what you feel when you see them. *shows her a picture of an apple*
Well, I feel like I should eat it......so it won't get rotten.....
Can you downsize that please? My screen is being stretched terribly.
Am I mentally stable?
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 10, 2014, 07:16:42 PM
*Electricity shorts out, and building goes into automatic lockdown*
Warning! Stretched screen! Integral lockdown activated.
Look what you've done; now the building can be neither entered nor exited.
:o :o :o :o :o You mean to say that I am locked in here with a bunch of angry mentally unstable people! Let me guess not even a stretched screen can brake threw that. There is only one thing to do. *Grabs the only pare of keys there are* *and deactivates the telliportation device and takes out one of its important components so that it can not be fixed without it. (and I am the only one who has it)* *Goes to the emergency weapons locker and arms myself* *Locks the locker up securely (Due to the nature of the things in the locker it is lined with a substance that is impervious to Stretched screens the lab is also impervious I am the only person with the keys)* *Heads to Scarzses Cell* I guess this will just have to be done manually
Yes. Although I would like to point out that I am only mentally unstable in some ways.
Don't worry Scarzles The weapons are only for defense and reinforcement. I need you to help fix this. You made this place so you should be able to get us out of it. *Unlocks his cell*
*the stretched screen smashes the bars of Izeroth's cage to pieces*
Let's work together to get out of here! You go first, and I'll watch your back.
It's too dark to see where I'm going, I need a--
*trips good Izeroth*
Sucker.
Izeroth, there are no bars to your cell; you're in a containment room like everyone else.
*Squishes Faiyloe a little bit as I exit the cell* Sorry; irresistible urge. You'll be fine in a couple minutes. Now, time to get to the bottom of this issue.
Someone stretched the page.....
Unfortunately, yes.
and now the inmates are loose. Come on Scarzs.
No they aren't! Fine; I'll hurry.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Revenge is mine. Faiyloe and that pitiful troll will burn. Come Earl, we have work to do.
I was afraid that was going to happen. :-\
Darn you Eolyiaf! >:(
Double posting is bad... Even for alter egos!
*Glares at Eolyiaf*
Can I get out of here now?
Hey I am not posting in the same post as that lunatic! Plus it is the cellars and everyone is stretching the screen anyway...
And no Russa stay put. It is safer that way. Protect Freddy ok.
Scarzs! You have an answer to this problem.
Okay, okay. Just let me get to the control room. . . *Goes to control room* Hmm, oh here! *Crunch* Oops; nope. (I'll worry about that later) Now, let's see. . . ah! *Finds service stairs* I'm going to reactivate the manual override for the reactor. I'll be back in a bit.
I refuse your reality, Skarzs. I am escaping.
Nevermind, that didn't work.
Maybe we can compromise? You help me escape, and I in turn promise not to genocide the trolls. Fair deal?
Good luck with trying to kill all trolls; it's not going to happen. Also, I'm not going to help someone who might be considered extremely dangerous.
*Finds manual override switch* Ah, there we go. Power is restored. Lockdown will release in ten minutes.
I'm not dangerous.
Yes he is. He once destroyed three city states!
That was a long time ago... I don't do stuff like that any more....
Scarzs! Did you just say that the lock down is coming down in ten minutes! :o you have just released chaos on to the world. Eolyiaf, Izeroth, and the rest of them are all able to escape now! What I had in mind was more along the lines of getting them all back in to cells that are indestructible and then taking down the lock down.
To late sis. You just made my life so much easier
You! see what I mea... wait did you just call me sis. There really is something wrong with you.
Ack for get it! I am here now with the whole world at my fingertips. All I have to do is defeat you.
It's not that easy sis.
We will see. *Winks and runs off laughing before Faiyloe can grab, tackle, and/or knock her out*
*turns to Scarzs* See what I mean.
Teleporters are back online too, you know. ::)
Divine Empress! I have been able to completely combine my two consciousnesses and become completely your servant!
Del sure seems to be a suck-up... First with Izeroth, then Eolyiaf...
Well, he is insane...
True, but you are too.
As are you.
That's debatable. I'm magic. That doesn't necessarily make me crazy.
Mmhmm. Sure.
I am not that detestable fiend Delthion! My name is assuredly Ferrethon! That fool only served Izeroth, But I know true prestige when I see it! Now no one shall stand in the Empress's path!
Except for this.
*Teleports everyone back into their appropriate cells*
Before you ask, yes, I did get back to the control room. I am in full control of this facility, and no one will get their just desserts if they resist.
Now that you're all back in your cells, I must converse with Faiyloe as to whether or not I am fit to resume my position of authority.
*Continues eating ice cream*
I am no longer connected to that teleporter. Unless you want to come and do it manually, I'm staying out here.
I dare you. Come and get us...
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 15, 2014, 03:44:17 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 10, 2014, 07:16:42 PM
*Electricity shorts out, and building goes into automatic lockdown*
Warning! Stretched screen! Integral lockdown activated.
Look what you've done; now the building can be neither entered nor exited.
:o :o :o :o :o You mean to say that I am locked in here with a bunch of angry mentally unstable people! Let me guess not even a stretched screen can brake threw that. There is only one thing to do. *Grabs the only pare of keys there are* *and deactivates the telliportation device and takes out one of its important components so that it can not be fixed without it. (and I am the only one who has it)* *Goes to the emergency weapons locker and arms myself* *Locks the locker up securely (Due to the nature of the things in the locker it is lined with a substance that is impervious to Stretched screens the lab is also impervious I am the only person with the keys)* *Heads to Scarzses Cell* I guess this will just have to be done manually
Ahem... *Stands behind Scrazs, arms crossed tapping my foot* It would be point less anyway. They can still stretch the screen.
We weren't prepared. Next time will only be an annoyance.
Also, you forget that I was the one who built this place: I know how to fix my own teleportation device.
Quote from: Delthion on October 17, 2014, 01:53:03 AM
Divine Empress! I have been able to completely combine my two consciousnesses and become completely your servant!
Thank you Earl.
But unfortunately the teleporters made us separate again.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 17, 2014, 03:37:40 AM
We weren't prepared. Next time will only be an annoyance.
Also, you forget that I was the one who built this place: I know how to fix my own teleportation device.
Then you should know that this *wave the part in front of him* Is needed to run. And I don't want anyone else to gain access to the telleportation device. It would not be pretty if some one like Eolyiaf.
Do you think that perhaps that I have come back to the way of the sane?
I had a spare in my pocket. Don't worry, I'm going back to my cell.
Del, hush: That will all come in time.
We took all technology off you when you where put in your cell. We still need to make the cells stretch proof.
Carbon composite layer; I'll need to place a large order.
There isn't any hope of being released for good behavior, is there?
Can someone give me the thought re-organizer again?
I'm hungry. Can you get me some food from Burger King, Skarzs?
Well, according to my own laws, I'm not allowed to leave the facility.
Hold on just a second... We need to fix this problem first. *Has an idea* Eolyiaf is still loose in the building. The weapons locker is stretch prof. If i can get all the weapons out and into the lab (Which is also stretch proof) I can put her in there till we can remedy this dilemma. You stay right here I'll be right back.
*runs off to the weapons locker*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 19, 2014, 04:24:13 AM
Well, according to my own laws, I'm not allowed to leave the facility.
Then can you get me a pizza from a random pizza store?
I can get pizza!
Don't rub it in, Argen.
Hmph.
It's not nice to brag about freedom to captives.
What about their captors?
...
YES! HA HA! WE ARE FREE! TAKE THAT, SKARZ!
*Returns* She is locked up. We may proceed. Now how do you plan on making the cells stretch proof?
So, um.....can I have a stick of dynamite?
May I please be released? I haven't done anything insane for awhile!
*Finizhez zandcaztle* Vell. Ach, zat vaz major! *Cheese, vone o' me ozer perzonalitiez drivez a bulldozer zrough zandcaztle and intae ze zoide o' ze buildin'*
Vhen..? Ach, Cheese, vot are ye daein' 'ere?! Gae 'ome!
Kkkkkkkkkk. Okay. *Continuez zittin' in ze bulldozer*
Ach...*zighz*
Could you be quiet for once. We are in the middle of a crises situation. Once this is resolved I will take you requests into consideration. Now Scarzs!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 21, 2014, 12:50:51 AM
So, um.....can I have a stick of dynamite?
Sure. *Lights the dynamite then throws it to Russa.*
Tam you do not have access to any dynamite. I made sure of that.
Right, so the large order of carbon composite should be here soon. They are already cut to size, so all that needs to be done is some precision teleportation.
Does anyone here have a crate of rabid weasels and ferrets? I... Need then for something.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 21, 2014, 02:19:25 PM
Tam you do not have access to any dynamite. I made sure of that.
Are you sure? *Throws stick of dynamite (given to me by Tam) at Faiy*
Die!!!!! Mwahahahahahahaaaa!!!! >:D
She is hallucinating. Hold on Izeroth.
Can I be released? I've managed to reintegrate my insane self, so I am completely sane.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 22, 2014, 03:21:58 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 22, 2014, 03:17:30 AM
She is hallucinating.
I'm not.
That proves it.
Quote from: Delthion on October 22, 2014, 03:19:03 AM
Can I be released? I've managed to reintegrate my insane self, so I am completely sane.
what ever happened to the Earl? last I heard he was in complete control.
No, I was just sitting in a corner. And actually Skarzs divided us into two separate beings, and I was being really quiet.
Well then just stay put for just a little longer till we get my overly aggressive and manipulating counterpart where she belongs (Along with every one else) in a high security cell. Then I will consider your requests.
The composite's here, ready for installation.
Here is the piece to the telleportation device. *Hands it to him*
Right. *Fixes teleporter* Okay, and now I'm going to need to be very careful. . .
I know I know just hurry up before something bad happens.
Can I leave yet?
Just wait I will deal with you in a minute just hold on.
*Is being very very careful with the teleportation device so as to not mess up the placing of carbon composite plates* This'll take a bit. . . be patient. . .
Ok, ok, don't want you to mess up do we.
The evil Izeroth refuses to be re-organized, and has an iron grip on this body. Perhaps you could put his consciousness inside a clone of me?
Cloning is illegal. Now hush while I finish the last few cells, please.
Can I leave?
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 21, 2014, 02:19:25 PM
Tam you do not have access to any dynamite. I made sure of that.
(http://memetizando.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/you-have-no-power-here.jpg)
What's the new obsession with LOTR pics? ;D
Quote from: Tam and Martin on October 23, 2014, 05:09:56 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 21, 2014, 02:19:25 PM
Tam you do not have access to any dynamite. I made sure of that.
(http://memetizando.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/you-have-no-power-here.jpg)
If I recall Theoden was very wrong in that respect. So there! ha!
Perhaps you could just transport my consciousness into the computer that controls this place...
Unless Faiyloe installed one, there is no computer; it's pretty much all simple separated computers and are dealt with manually.
Aaaand done!
Can I leave yet?
Finally *Telleports every one back to their cells including Scarzs* Finally............................ *Reveals herself to actually be Eolyiaf* Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Finally. Victory is sweet. Earl we have won.
*Shouts from weapons locker* Eol let me out!!!!!!!
And why would I do that *Telleports Faiyloe into a cell with Scarzs* and it is Divine Empress to you. You know being twins is so convenient. These cloths are so drab though how do you stand them.
I have learned to get by...
I am yours to command, divine Empress!
Of all the miserably inmates. . . *Grumbles something incoherent about a female in the otherwise perfectly fine cell*
Trust me Scarzs I am not happy about it either.
Mm, let me think. . .
Hey Eolyiaf! Bet your too chicken to slap Faiyloe in the face in person! You're too scared to come close to her, which is why you used the teleporter!
I will not fall for your lame attempts. I have the upper hand do you think I got where I am now by being a coward. Now who here will follow me!
Besides She already hit me *Rubs back of head* Really hard, when she locked me in the weapons locker.
*Yells* Teleportation system override, code key: Big Toe! *All teleportation systems offline*
Hey, empress! 'Twas just wondering... Perhaps you could bust me out of here, and them I could call in my imperial army and help you take over this place?
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 23, 2014, 10:55:08 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on October 23, 2014, 05:09:56 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 21, 2014, 02:19:25 PM
Tam you do not have access to any dynamite. I made sure of that.
(http://memetizando.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/you-have-no-power-here.jpg)
If I recall Theoden was very wrong in that respect. So there! ha!
Um, that isn't Theoden. His name is Bob and he is right.
Well now he is right but when That comment was made he was very very wrong. '
There is one thing we both agree about.
what that Tam was wrong and I am sure that we agree about more things than you think... Like the moon is yellow/white
No That you have no power and no the moon is blue and Izeroth I don't trust you.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 24, 2014, 11:50:21 PM
*Yells* Teleportation system override, code key: Big Toe! *All teleportation systems offline*
Why didn't you use that earlier?
Let's face it, empress. You aren't getting out of here without some help, and I'm not getting out of here without help. You need the help of my imperial troops to subjugate this place, and I need your help to get out of here. (And don't say that you can subjugate this place on your own. I've done the math, and the odds of you being able to take out all the guards without help are small.) I need you, so why would I betray you?
Bob doesn't like Faiyloe.
I telleported all the guards into there own cells they will be of no problem to me. Your argument is invalid.
Aha! But, if this facility is connected to the WAE (worldwide asylum enforcement) then the WAE is sending troops to here as we speak. I could call in an air strike and wipe them all away... Or you could go outside and be annihilated by enemy troops. The choice is yours.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 25, 2014, 02:07:14 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 24, 2014, 11:50:21 PM
*Yells* Teleportation system override, code key: Big Toe! *All teleportation systems offline*
Why didn't you use that earlier?
I have my reasons; I may be crazy, but I'm still thinking clearly.
*Whispers to Faiy* Wasn't it ice of Eolyiaf to teleport me into my personally modified cell? Now, let me find the thingamabob so I can do the whatchamacallit. . .
Empress! We must evacuate!
What good fortune, an x-33 duty bot has entered the room. If I can convince him to get over here and open the door...
Voice not recognized.
O-P-E-N T-H-E D-O-O-R!
Voice recognized. Identified as "Emperor Izeroth the third." Access denied.
I'm not Izeroth the third you fool! It's Izeroth the second! What sort of nonsense did they put in your data banks?
Voice identified as "Guard Bob." Access granted.
Strange but.. Alright then! Open the door!
Access denied.
What!?
I do not understand you. Do you want me to search "what!?"
I want you to open the door now!
Acess granted. Opening door.
*Opens door to left of Izeroth*
Aaaaaaaaaghhhh!
I do not understand you. Do you want me to search "Aaaaghh!?"
Where the fluff did that bot come from? I thought I put them out of commission months ago.
*Finds thingamabob*
I think I must have let that one out of the weapons locker during my scuffle with Eolyiaf.
Quote from: Delthion on October 25, 2014, 03:25:50 AM
Empress! We must evacuate!
Agreed but we will be back.
I may be of some assistance here, seeing as I have no teleporter link.
Indeed, we would be willing to help for future security.
I don't like Eolyiaf anyways.
Yes, for some reason she seems a bit insane.
I wonder why... *rolls eyes* Argen, you are so daft sometimes.
Bob gave me salad. ;D
*gets hold of a machine gun and starts shooting at anything that moves*
*Doesn't move*
Quote from: rachel25 on October 28, 2014, 05:32:11 PM
*gets hold of a machine gun and starts shooting at anything that moves*
AH! The old sniper style!
Fortunately, I'm a prisoner, so killing me would've against section A of regulation 3...
Or maybe you're just insane and you don't care about regulations. That's a possibility.
Your'e a prisoner? I can't keep track of all this.
While some people here may have been captured for justifiable reasons, I was captured for no logical reason. Therefore, I am a prisoner.
*continues shooting and laughing evilly*
*Throws pies at Rach* Evil Rach! EVIL RACH!!!
Yeh! *throws pies too*
Hehehehehehee! DIE!!! *Continues throwing pies* >:D
SCARZS!!!!!!!!!!! Get us out of here! :o
Empress, are we going to evacuate?
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 25, 2014, 02:46:36 PM
Quote from: Delthion on October 25, 2014, 03:25:50 AM
Empress! We must evacuate!
Agreed but we will be back.
She already left... :-\
What you didn't follow! You might be more trouble than you are worth *goes back to get The Earl then leaves the premises before Scarzs and Faiyloe can get out of there cells.*
*Makes a teleportation device with the things smuggled in by Freddy* Woohoo!!! Freedom I cometh! *Teleports me and Freddy to a nice food inhabited island*
Who wants to go to an island? Wait, is the island deserted?
A tribe of friendly natives inhabit the island.
Sounds nice, Russa. If I ever get out of here, I'll consider annihilating the natives and building a beach resort taking a vacation to the place.
Me, Freddy,and the natives (who think I'm their king and happen to look like teddy bears) will totally destroy you.
Oh Ewoks! They happen to be a distant relative of my OITB's. Speaking of which. *5 OITB's come and eat threw the wall* There, that is better *exits cell threw the hole* *Zombie Pinata and runs around hitting random things with frying pan* Stop that! now come back here.
Empress! I have called one of my Blackburn Buccaneers to meet us about five minutes ahead!
Blackburn Buccaneer
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Splendid, splendid, hurry up!
Very well! *Rushes about 50 yards ahead of the Empress and hops into a Blackburn Buccaneer; asks the pilot to leave and assumes the controls. Then motions for the Empress to hurry up.*
*Jumps in* Wonderful. I take back what I said. You are really worth the trouble.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 02, 2014, 12:59:08 AM
Me, Freddy,and the natives (who think I'm their king and happen to look like teddy bears) will totally destroy you.
You must be thinking of
another emperor. My troops would never be defeated by teddy bears...
Anyway, though! I request assistance, empress! I could give you in return.. Ah... Anything you don't have?
*Teleports Eolyiaf and Del and everyone else back into their cells, which are now stasis containment units.*
You can come out next century.
*Engine starts.* Thank you most divine Empress, where would you like your destination to be?
Skarzs can we just be free for a bit? The asylum otherwise would be all powerful.
Oops. Wrong button. Eh, it appears your cells are just freezer units now. . . (Not to mention making the material they're made of brittle. . . :P)
Sorry troll but the walls of this Blackburn Buccaneer are lined with a material impervious to telleportation. Take me to a place where no beast can find us! We will stop and regroup.
Quote from: Izeroth on November 02, 2014, 02:48:30 PM
Anyway, though! I request assistance, empress! I could give you in return.. Ah... Anything you don't have?
Rot in your cell fake!
Haha! You'll pay for this, you impudent scumbag! When I get out of here, I'll have you beheaded and placed on the walls of my palace!
Now... How do we get out of here?
That is my line. Besides I only want the trolls head.
Here.
(http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/a594/The_Skarz/Scan5_zps5f093496.jpeg)
*mumbles about the unfairness of life*
Gaze upon my beautiful face!
You.. You do realize that Eolyaif just escaped, right? Can't you summon some giant eagles or something and knock her out of the sky?
Excuse me but this is not middle earth and Scarzs is not Gandalf.
It's called "humor". Clearly you've never been exposed to it, "empress".
It's me nut head, Faiyloe,... I really need to change out of her cloths. Excuse me one moment. *returns looking more like my self* There.
Empress, the only region I can think of is far to the north and east. To Eirinn! ;D
Gold star to those who know what that means without using Google translate. ;D
Calling in AAD. (Armored airborne division)
*mumbles something about trolls being bad at flying*
Empress! The radar is picking up many hostile aircraft coming this direction! *Calls in the entire Imperial Airforce. Consisting of: Atlas Cheetah's, Blackburn Buccaneer's, Avro Canada's CF-100's and F-22's. Which immediately engage the AAD.*
*mumbles something about German biplanes*
Excuse me my good tyrant! But there are no German biplanes in the Imperial Airforce and the most likely best airplane of WWI was made in Romania.
*mumbles something about Swedish ferrets*
Ah, but my good tyrant! I have nothing to say to you regarding Swedish ferrets!
Swedish whaaa. . . ?
Anyways, I'd appreciate if you call off your ally's planes: wouldn't want them to get hurt now, would we?
*mumbles something about having a potato stuck in his throat*
*Shoves a potato sack down Izeroth's throat.*
And back to my insane self! *The Imperial Airforce distracts the AAD and shoots down several of them, allowing the Baroness Earl and the Emperor Empress to escape to an unknown island.
*mumbles something about the weather*
*Sends Izeroth's most hated weather towards him.*
*a tornado tears the door off of Izeroth's cell and sends him flying 300 feet away*
I don't know how you did that, sir, but thanks.
Oops, but whatever.
*Teleports Izeroth back into a more secure cell*
*Gets on phone with another troll* Hey, I thought we had that island mapped in our cave complex. Why isn't it there?
"Well sir, it seems our systems around a large area were collapsed and all data erased from that particular place."
Ugh, alright. Just see what you can do.
*pours coffee on self repeatedly*
My good troll! It has come to my attention, that we could be of great assistance to you. Since both of us are insane, many escapees of your asylum would seek refuge with us, then we would send them back to you if that conforms to the Empress's wishes.
Why do you care about the empress so much? She isn't even in the official book of imperial families. Granted, I'm not either, but I have a good excuse.
I also have a good excuse, we're both insane! (But then again if we're insane, that means that we could be sane and just think that we're insane!)
Mmm, nope.
Hey, can I order some pizza?
Earl I prefer that you send your proposal threw me first, but seeing how you did ask my consent I will forgive the incident. I will send them back but only the ones I don't like.
Scarzs what is our status?
The inmates are moody, Eolyiaf and Delthion have escaped and my AAD's are being set upon by their ally planes, but I have resumed control of the asylum.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on November 03, 2014, 12:49:36 PM
Hey, can I order some pizza?
In three days, everyone can have pizza.
That dosn't look good... In the mean time I can send you all some toast and pop tarts if you are hungry. The kitchens are still down and all we have at the moment is a portable toaster. *Telleports the complainers the food*
Scarzs I know Eoly better than anyone I may just be able to find out where she is. *Two OITB enter the room* Flagus, Bobit, report. *They hand me a clipboard with the report scribbled on it* *Squints at it* Why is teddy bear handwriting so hard to read?!? *Hands clipboard back and the one on the left starts to eat the clipboard paper and all while the one on the right chews on the pen* ::)
*falls out of portal and into the Asylum. Then spends ages catching the hard-light holograph of my self which is shooting everybody.* So sorry about that, now, what's going on here?
Get into a cell!!
*Shows up at the front door* *Enters* Hey, when are visiting hours? I have a friend locked up here.
*Takes thumb off teleportation button* . . . Mm, alright; I'll let you in. Who do you wish to see?
Me sane. ;D ;D ;D
That has yet to be seen. With the way you said that, I'm afraid I'm going to have to detain you. ;D *Telports Sam into a cell*
YOU'LL NEVAA HOLD MEHH IN FO GOOOOOD! HEHEHEHEHE *falls on the floor* ;D ;D ;D
*Cheese prezzez a button an' ze bulldozer continuez tae gae zrough the azylum an' oot ze back vav* Bwa I'm a horsey giddyup! *Continuez rammin' zrough ze vavz*
Cheese, vot?.! Vot are ye daein' ye daft dingae! Get back 'ere! Ye're gain' tae- *vavz tae almozt everybeazt'z roomz/cellz collapze*
Ah, Cheese- Can. Vid zomebeazt vant tae dae zummat afore 'e tearz dovn ze rezt o' ze buildin'? Ach........*Zighz*
*Teleports Cheese into a containment unit and stasis field* Good grief.
Quote from: SilentSam on November 03, 2014, 07:13:49 PM
YOU'LL NEVAA HOLD MEHH IN FO GOOOOOD! HEHEHEHEHE *falls on the floor* ;D ;D ;D
*Stands looking at screen and shakes head* Yes, most definitely insane.
*looks at silent sam*
Aaaaah! There's a squirrel in here! Get him out of here now!
If I iz crazay... Why I Not up on te list?? ;D
Who said you aren't? ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 03, 2014, 01:53:34 PM
Earl I prefer that you send your proposal threw me first, but seeing how you did ask my consent I will forgive the incident. I will send them back but only the ones I don't like.
Scarzs what is our status?
Empress, that is why I said "if that conforms to the Empress's wishes!
Eats a key
It's usually easier to read actions if you put * at the beginning and the end of the action. :)
*Sits rotting in cell with his insane side having departed.*
Where did he get that! :o He is going to choke himself! *telleports him to my location and uses the heimlich maneuver on him* There that's better keep keys out of your mouth. *Telleports him back to an empty cell* There that's better. Oh and sorry Oracle (Del's nickname) I'll see about getting you out of there.
I must..... Get..... OUT!!!!!! Hehehehehehe *climbs onto bed* hehehehe
*Sobs in corner of room, wanting people to find me.*
*Puts Sam into a rubber room* This is for your own safety. (Not to mention the great exercise you can get ;D)
*Zombie pinata comes bounding up and telleports Delthion to the Walmart thread*
Where in blue blazes did they come from?! Hmm, I foresee many renovations to this place. . .
The Zombie pinata is an it not a they, there is just on of it, and he is with me don't worry... to much. *Zombie pinata climbed up onto Scarzs and hits him on the head with a frying pan* Bad Pinata down! *Zombie pinata sulks and gets down* Now sit in the corner and think about what you have done (If you can think) *Pinata slinks into the corner and pouts* There sorry about that.
*Second me runs into the room* Zombie pinata that was the wrong Oracle you still need to find him, Go go!!!
*First me* Eolyiaf! *First me*
*Second me* No no I am you there was just a small time overlap sorry for the inconvenience and the double post could not be helped. Oracle is missing Eoly and Earl took him *Second me exits the topic*
*Me* ok... *Me*
*Rubs head.* Um. . . I think the Zombie Piñata did a number on me. . . I'm seeing double. . .
Um... If your seeing double then I don't know what I am seeing.
There were two of you, right?
I think that's what just happened there... :-[ :P
I hope that was as surprising to you as it was to me, because I'm surprised. :P
Yup... Um now where where we... :P
Food time! *Teleports oatmeal into cells* I'm feeling nice. ;D
*Chews on rubber then swallows it* :P ;D ;D ;D ;D
I just gave you some oatmeal. . .
*goes into cell and throws oatmeal at people*
*Orders B-52's to bomb Rach...*
Ooh, a piñata! I always loved those things! Someone give me a baseball bat to whack it with.
*Zombie pinata runs over and hits Izeroth very hard on the head with its Frying Pan* *Then runs away*
If you don't constrain that piñata, I'm going to have to do so myself.
HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHe
String 'im up! Let the piñata know what it feels like to get hit in the head! *rubs bruised forehead*
*Rolls out gulliotine.* DEATH TO THE ZOMBIE PINATA!!!
Um its a Zombie is is already dead. Plus I think the gallows would be more appropriate. Don't worry I will deal with it as soon as it finds Oracle.
GAH!!!! WHY CAN"T YOU TRY THE RIDDLE!!! ALL THAT YOU DO IS GUESS AND IF YOU'RE RIGHT THEN HE COMES BACK!! GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because it is obviously a trap. You want me to try that riddle so bad. If it really was that easy you wouldnt not be trying to convince me.
I told you it wouldn't work.
No seriously, I'm not trying to trick you at all! And I make it a point to try not to lie. So I am not tricking you!
Like I am to believe an insane maniac who associates himself with Eolyiaf.
No, no, I am not lying just guess! It is intended as fun!
I'm not on the official list! Hahaha! That means you cannot detain me!
*sets off a bag of fireworks uderneath Izeroth's chair*
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 01, 2014, 11:09:05 PM
Here is an updated Inmates list seeing as Scarzs is no longer in charge.
Rain
Rainy
Bluerose
Nor
HIAG
Eolyiaf
Wylder
Tam
Blaggut
Delthion's insane side (The "Earl")
Delthion
Corny
Russa (and um... Freddy)
Izeroth
Scarzs
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2014, 11:01:57 PM
Mmmmm. . . algebra soup. (No, seriously, I'm looking forward to my Algebra II)
Yes it should be fun as soon a I get past this way to easy review! >:( :P I guess I should be glad that it is easy.
You are on this list and seeing how Scarzs is not in control anymore This list is valid. Aside for the few temporary updates.
Hmph. I consider myself sharing control with you.
*cheers* I'm not an inmate!
*Looks at lists.* Good grief, she isn't!
I found it rather pointless. Her portals make her nigh impossible to confine. I will consent to a combined ownership but only if I get the final word. That will keep you from loosing control and resorting to barbaric practices.
Barbaric practices? Like what, may I ask? I hardly think that eating rodents is to be considered "barbaric".
You where forcing people to eat rubber rats and detaining innocent people. Not to mention the disturbing evidence I found in the lab.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I hope I'm more sane than this thread.
:P ;D I shall escape!!!! HEHEHEE *eats rubber* NOMNOMNOMNOM MOOOOOO
Quote from: SilentSam on November 04, 2014, 07:51:31 PM
:P ;D I shall escape!!!! HEHEHEE *eats rubber* NOMNOMNOMNOM MOOOOOO
Ach...
*Cheese breakz ze Pzycho Zquirrel oot viz quote unquote "bracez"* ('oneztly dinnae azk vhere 'e gaet zem or vhere zey came from. Ze clozezt zin' ah can zay aboot it iz garbage can) Ach again...
*Cheese zmilez*
(So I get on after approximately twenty-four hours since I was last here, only to find that this topic has grown by at least four pages. Wow.)
*Glances around the asylum lobby* I wish to see Delthion.
You're a bit late for that. Delthion's evil side just left, and Delthion's good side is.. Noone knows.
Okay.... So, is he still an inmate or not?
Technically, he still is, but we don't know if he's actually inside the asylum. I could, ah, help find him if you set me free?
*Glances at Skarzs, who hasn't said much, then walks over to Izzy's cell* *Pulls metal file out of pocket* *Whispers* Here, I brought this for Oracle, but you can have it. Just make sure to keep it for when we break him out.
*Hands Jukka the keys* Just a hunch, these might work better.
*grabs keys and opens cell*
What a relief! I thought I would be stuck in here forever. Do you mind if we have a moment of silence for all the brain cells that died while I was in there?
. . . . . .
Moment over.
*Glances at Izzy weirdly* Uh... I think you were right about losing brain cells...
First off, a file would do nothing against the alloy the cells are made of, and I'm the one with the code-key.
*looks at key*
Uh.. Where exactly did you get this?
Doesn't matter if it worked. :P
Well, anyway, I have to go now. Maybe we can go and find Oracle later, if I have time. *bolts for the exit*
HEY! You said you'd help me!
Wait, where are you going? I haven't cured you yet! *Locks down doors.* Now, just calm down and we'll figure something out.
And Jukka, I don't appreciate you helping inmates get out; they can be dangerous, you know.
Am I in trouble for trying to assist Izzy in breaking out? *Looks frightened*
Yes.
I said I'd help you; I never said I would help you now.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 04, 2014, 11:44:30 PM
(So I get on after approximately twenty-four hours since I was last here, only to find that this topic has grown by at least four pages. Wow.)
*Glances around the asylum lobby* I wish to see Delthion.
See 1000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart...
*'umz a ditty aboot apple zpoice*
Eolyiaf must have given the keys to her. she took them off of my before she escaped. And don't worry we will have Oracle back soon as soon as my Zombie pinata sniffs him out.
*"accidentaly" turns off the lights to the asylum*
Alright! That should create a fair amount of confusion!
Zombie piñata?! *Lights go off* AGGGHHHH!!!
*whispers to Jukka*
Quick! Help me free all the inmates while the guards are confused!
*Stops screaming* Okay. What's our first move?
Well, we need to go to each cell and unlock it, firstly. After we do that, the chaos that follows will probably make it easy for us to escape. After that, I can steal a cellphone for somebody and call in my private jet. Once we're in the the jet, I can locate the island the empress is hiding out in and order it to be bombed, gassed, and burnt. All at once, for good measure.
*Getz killed by "Gerbilz" on Zpore* Ach...
I got murdered by a giant bear thing when I played spore...
::) *Turns lights back on* Nice try *Telleports everyone into separate cells and telleports the keys to my location.* Resistance is futile. you should know that.
*Ze keyz reappear in Faiyloe'z location, viz a zmav addition zat iz Cheese havin' ze keyz in 'iz mouz, vhich makez it a bit diffucult to get zem back*
Ach...
really... ::) *Uses the telleportation device to telleport Cheese into a cell without the keys* Precision telleportation. ;D
Well, it's back to step one I guess. Has anyone got some matches?
Get MEEE OUUUUUTT GEEETTT MEEE OUUUUUTTTT
Sorry Sam; we need to cure you first. ;D
Quote from: Izeroth on November 07, 2014, 12:11:32 PM
Well, it's back to step one I guess. Has anyone got some matches?
I don't trust you with matches.
I have matches.
*hands Izeroth matches*
*teleports all over the asylum, throwing fairy dust wherever I go.......then sets fire to Sam's and Izzy's cells*
GREAT. JUST GREAT. Now we got no un-chard cells, no matches, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DO! :)
*blows on fire* happy b-day to me!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Darn it! You set fire to the cell before I could! No matter! *cell door burns and falls on top of Izeroth*
Help! A door fell on me and I can't get up!
Good. Now stay there.
Izeroth the cell has no wooden components. It is made completely of mettle. (ask Scarsz about the specifics)
hmmm... *blows fire to front of cell* hehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheehehhehehe I IZ FREEEE *goes around dancing* I IZ LOOSE I SHALL NOT LEAVE, I SHALL HIDE IN PLACES.
Great place to hide: Warden's Office. (Just kidding).
*sets wardens office on fire*
*Attempts to extinguish the blazing door*
What are you doing in my office? Get out.
*Fire extinguishers turn on* Aw, man; now my sandwich is soggy.
*Sneaks in quietly.....* *Sets Office on fire* *Sneaks out quietly* :P
You there! Stop! *Teleports Rocktree into a cell* Ah, another inmate. >:D
*Contentedly lives on an Island, serving the divine Empress.*
Hey Scarz, where can one completely sane and not unstable person get their hands on one of the teleported thingermajiggers?
That information is classified. *Telleports away all lighters matches and any other device that can produce fire and has them destroyed* *Telleports anyone who is out of there cell back* There now that that is under control. We may begin the evaluations.
*Zombie pinata finds Oracle*
I am still heeeereee....... HEHEHE
GIVE ME GLITTER GLUE NOW >:( >:( >:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 09, 2014, 01:15:29 PM
That information is classified. *Teleports away all lighters matches and any other device that can produce fire and has them destroyed* *Teleports anyone who is out of there cell back* There now that that is under control. We may begin the evaluations.
*Zombie pinata finds Oracle*
No, you still haven't found him! Just answer the riddle!
Get me out from under this door, you fools!
Quote from: Izeroth on November 09, 2014, 11:13:27 PM
Get me out from under this door, you fools!
Here, have a lollipop. ;D
*Teleports back for an instant. And stomps the lollipop into Izeroth's face. Then teleports away.*
*throws lollipop at sam with one free arm*
Quote from: Izeroth on November 10, 2014, 02:17:30 AM
*throws lollipop at sam with one free arm*
*Pours glitter glue on Izeroth* He he haaaa ha haaa!!!!
You know what? I'm going to try something different. *Teleports everyone into a large, single cell.* ;D
Ha ha HAAAAAAAA *Pours Glitter Glue on everyone!*
*ties together everyone but himself and stuffs rags in their mouths*
They made me do it!
That wasn't very nice, Izeroth.
Wow, no one is guessing with the riddle, this is not as much fun as I'd hoped it would be.
Hehe I am the one who is still heeereeee.... ;D ;D
Scarzs! Ok that is it. I knew this would be a bad idea. *Telleports everyone back into separate cells Including Scarzs* I am sorry But you must be confined for everyone's safety.
Quote from: Delthion on November 09, 2014, 10:23:40 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 09, 2014, 01:15:29 PM
That information is classified. *Teleports away all lighters matches and any other device that can produce fire and has them destroyed* *Teleports anyone who is out of there cell back* There now that that is under control. We may begin the evaluations.
*Zombie pinata finds Oracle*
No, you still haven't found him! Just answer the riddle!
Nice try Earl. *Zombie pinata grabs Oracle and brigns him back*
Quote from: Delthion on November 10, 2014, 04:14:47 AM
Wow, no one is guessing with the riddle, this is not as much fun as I'd hoped it would be.
Mainly because I am terrible at solving riddles. Besides why solve the riddle when you have a Zombie Pinata who can do the work for you. Look here he comes not *Zombie Pinata come dragging the unconscious Oracle* What did you do to him! *Zombie Pinata makes a wild movement to indicate that it wasn't him*
Aw, come on! What did I do?
0.
*Sticks my hand down Freddy's throat and pulls out a bobby pin* Yay! Freedom!
That's a poisonous froad, right there! You're going to die from froad saliva poisoning (fsp) unless someone gives you rhubarb leaves!
Fine! The answer to the riddle was the Orchard, he was in the orchard!!!!!
*Blinks owlishly and looks around* What just happened? Am I still in the lobby, or have I been imprisoned again?
*Buccaneer swoops down and picks Jukka up taking her to a distant island.*
Quote from: Izeroth on November 10, 2014, 08:22:51 PM
That's a poisonous froad, right there! You're going to die from froad saliva poisoning (fsp) unless someone gives you rhubarb leaves!
How dare you insult my froad! You shall die! DIE!
*Calmly picks lock with the bobby pin and escapes*
DIE!!!
Is Buccaneer a bird? I'm confused...
*punches Russa in face and grabs bobby pin*
Thank you..
Why must you be so mean to me? Why? :'(
You tried to kill me! *breaks out of cell with bobby pin* Now, give me that fire extinguisher, please..
Um, when did I try to kill thee?
YOU SHALL NOT FIND MEEE ;D ;D ;D HEHEHE HEHE MOOO COOOWWW
You guys have very vivid imaginations all the doors are unable to be opened from the inside. There is no lock to pick. Even if there was you would not be able to do so with just a bobby pin. *Goes over to Oracle* Oracle are you ok? What happened?
Hmm? What? *Shakes head.* What happened?
Quote from: Izeroth on November 10, 2014, 08:22:51 PM
That's a poisonous froad, right there! You're going to die from froad saliva poisoning (fsp) unless someone gives you rhubarb leaves!
Ach, rhubarb leavez?! Zat'z gaein' tae make ye more poizoned zan ye'd avready be tae ztart viz!
*Cheese runz pazt door* Cheese..?? Vhere an' 'ov did ye get oot, an' vhy am ah nay able tae be oot! Ach....!!!! *Bonkz 'ead againzt zoide o' cell zeveral toimez*
*Cheese joinz me*
*sets Del on fire*
*Throws a empty fire extinguisher at Del.*
Fire extinguisher goes off again.
Quote from: Delthion on November 11, 2014, 01:25:11 AM
Hmm? What? *Shakes head.* What happened?
That's what I was asking you. Well as far as I could tell the Earl and Eolyiaf kidnapped you. The Earl was even pretending to be you for a while. But you are back now.
*Is picked up by the Buccaneer and flown to Del's weird island*
*Grabs onto Jukka's foot and is pulled away also*
How did he even get in here? And how do he get through all this security?
*grabs Izzy and Jukkas feet in an effort to keep them here*
*is also dragged along but three people really weigh down the Buccaneer *
*Calls a B-52, which comes and hauls all of the hangers to the island quite easily.*
What kind of island is this? Like, a tropical one? :D
No. It's a block of ice. ;D
Oh, my kind of place!
I can do ice.
* Pulls out polar bear repellent *
Sorry, I already ate all the polar bears. Tasty little morsels, they are.
*Raises eyebrow* That's not disturbing at all.
*Rolls eyes* Humans.
Hehehe *hides in Skarz's office* hehe
Well, the fewer bears the better.
I wonder what's happening back at the asylum?
I don't know about you people, but I'm going to go to the empress' secret base and mess with all the cool gadgets in there.
What empress?
I'll tell you after I finish charging this death ray. I have no idea why they didn't password protect it!
This is not a block of ice, it's a forested island. And no going to the divine Empress's base.
But if we have a death ray, then you can't tell us what to do! ;D ;D ;D
But you forgot about the secret technology! *Teleports all of them except me and the Empress, back to the insane asylum.*
*is still holding the death ray* *shoots a hole in cell wall*
*I quickly deactivate the deathray and telleport it into the secured weapons locker before telleporting Izeroth into another cell.* There now what do you have to say for your self.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 12, 2014, 09:27:35 PM
What empress?
Me You idiot!
Quote from: Delthion on November 13, 2014, 05:14:35 AM
But you forgot about the secret technology! *Teleports all of them except me and the Empress, back to the insane asylum.*
Good job Earl.
Quote from: Delthion on November 13, 2014, 05:14:35 AM
But you forgot about the secret technology! *Teleports all of them except me and the Empress, back to the insane asylum.*
Oh, there you guys are. I was getting worried that you'd never come back because
somebody locked me up all alone. ::)
I did it for your's and everyone else's safety. You where making very unsound decisions. Really what made you think that putting them all in the same cell was a good idea. I could see to having you released however if you relinquish your claim to the ownership of this establishment and give me all the security codes. You will no longer be an employee of this establishment but you will be a free troll.
Oh-ho Skarz, you're insane asylum is getting a hostile takeover!
Making unsoud deciscions. From someone who has an evil alter-psche, that's a lot...
Silence, inmate.
And no; I refuse to release this establishment from my control.
Wylder, it is not hostile and Eolyiaf is my twin I am not responsible for her actions and she is not a part of me like some peoples alter egos to be more precis she is not even my alter ego she is my arch nemesis.
@ Scarzs: Fine have it your way.
You realize my teleporting them into a singular cell was a test to further the study into the inmates' mental state.
HEHE *runs out of the Asylum* and *goes to live life making a company called Sam's wizard lair*
I have nothing to say for myself but the fact that I have the right to remain silent.
I'm not an inmate. I escaped.
I escaped as well. Unfortunately, I didn't freeze your asylum over as I left, but oh well, such is life.
You have such a hard life, Argen.
Oh, absolutely. Do you know how hard it is to keep these scales clean and these teeth sharp?
You're such a girl.
Hmph. I just need a good self-image that's all.
*Rolls eyes*
You escaped and then you where caught again.
Quote from: Delthion on November 13, 2014, 05:14:35 AM
But you forgot about the secret technology! *Teleports all of them except me and the Empress, back to the insane asylum.*
Abominationz! Blazphemy!!! *Blaztz ze infidel veaponry intae zeveral oblivionz viz Yorik-et*
*Breaks out of cell*
*Walks buy the guards*
*Waves and whistles*
*comes back after being in society in for a while*
Hello there. I have achieved my goals now that I left. I am a billionaire now, because of my company. I also have finished college. I have a Master at Ornithology. Now, I have also married and had kids. So, I shall give you $1000 to help you with your Asylum. I also started a bird sanctuary. Goodbye. *walks away*
Thank your for your donation.
*OITB tackle Rocktree and put him back where he belongs.* Now stay put. The walls of these cells are indestructible. Not even a stretched screen can brake them.
Also, my cousin Samuel, would like to work here.
If he would wish to come and meet me for a job interview I would be glad to consider his offer.
*Decides to teach Freddy how to talk* Now listen friend Freddy, for I am going to teach you how to speak. Repeat after me "Russa is my friend".
Russa is my friend.
YES! I knew you could do it! *Hugs Freddy*
Have I been teleported into a cell or what? I'm confused...
You are still free Jukka. You know what. I am going to make you a employee of this establishment (if you would like). Just make sure you clear everything with me first. You will be given access to the basic telleportation system (This can telleport objects but not people) and several other rooms in the building which would normally have been off limits. The only rooms you are not allowed in (Without my presence) is the lab and the weapons locker. Now all the inmates must stay confined under no circumstances are you to let them out without my direct orders.
Alright, I'll take the job. What shall I do first?
You should let me get a letter out to my people. They're probably worried sick about me!
*knocks on front door of asylum*
*Shouts in* HELLO! IM HERE TO DEMONSTRATE FOR YOU THIS INCREDIBLE NEW VACUUM! EASY FOR CLEANING UP THE MESS INMATES MAKE! Yours for only150 easy payments of $25!
I'll buy your vacuum if you help me get out of here.
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME GLITTER GLUEEEEEEEE
No! The last time you had glitter glue, you tried to glue my toes together.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 16, 2014, 01:20:17 PM
*knocks on front door of asylum*
*Shouts in* HELLO! IM HERE TO DEMONSTRATE FOR YOU THIS INCREDIBLE NEW VACUUM! EASY FOR CLEANING UP THE MESS INMATES MAKE! Yours for only150 easy payments of $25!
Sorry But I already have a very effective Telleportation system. I do not need an old fashioned vacuum.
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on November 16, 2014, 03:20:04 PM
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME GLITTER GLUEEEEEEEE
Sorry no one is getting any glue of any kind.
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 16, 2014, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 16, 2014, 01:20:17 PM
*knocks on front door of asylum*
*Shouts in* HELLO! IM HERE TO DEMONSTRATE FOR YOU THIS INCREDIBLE NEW VACUUM! EASY FOR CLEANING UP THE MESS INMATES MAKE! Yours for only150 easy payments of $25!
Sorry But I already have a very effective Telleportation system. I do not need an old fashioned vacuum.
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on November 16, 2014, 03:20:04 PM
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME GLITTER GLUEEEEEEEE
Sorry no one is getting any glue of any kind.
How about a phaser? For when those inmates get a little to feisty? I've got one here for
10000 easy payments of $100. Would you like to make a deal?
Phasers are so last century. ::) ;D
No thank you. I already have a good supply of the latest models in stun gun technology.
Excuse me, can I leave?
*walks off dejected and penny-less.*
Yes Del you are free to go. Just try to stay out of Eolyiaf's clutches this time.
Well, um, I'm allied with Del. Can I go too?
Nice try, no you may not.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 17, 2014, 05:08:01 AM
*walks off dejected and penny-less.*
It's "penniless". ;)
I request an exam of my supposed insanity.
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 17, 2014, 05:35:49 PM
Nice try, no you may not.
Actually he is allied with me...*Loud engines appear over the building.*
PREPARE TO BURN UNDER THE FIRE OF THE IMPERIAL AIRFORCE!!!!!!!!!!!
Engage AA guns.
*Boop* Anti-aircraft guns engaged.
Mm, lots of fun.
But behold my newest creation! *Faiyloe and Skarzs clones enter room.*
Oh, heh heh. Hey, Scarzs clone no.1, open this cell for me please.
Yes. *Opens cell door.*
Good, good. Now, if you'll just deactivate all the security and make a couple o those security bots go haywire, we should be able to escape easily.
*Appears and blasts Skarzs clone with auric energy*
@Jet: I'm sorry your request cannot be processed.
Yes. *Deactivates security, and makes security go haywire.*
-_- I didn't make a request, I attacked you
*Draws sword and lunges at Skarzs 2.0
*runs out of building, knocking a guard in the head with a mango in the process*
Dang it! *Chases after Izeroth flinging beams of auric energy*
Imbeciles. . . Faiy, if you hadn't locked me up, this wouldn't have happened!
Maybe you should take back control of this facility. You seem to know what you're doing, though it's possible you don't. Anyway... Have to go. *runs for private plane, throwing wads of paper at Jet*
*Blows up private plane with an auric blast*
Oh, darn it! Fortunately, I have a spare. *gets in second private plane, this one having auric shielding*
You're not going anywhere; my anti-aircraft guns remove hostiles with extreme prejudice.
And I'll help. I don't want insane people escaping into the world, especially those that fancy themselves tyrannical overlords
Hey! I don't completely fancy myself a tyrannical overlord. While I was in the insane asylum, I thought about what I had done with my life, and I decided I would become good and morally straight...
Just kidding! I can't believe you all believed me!
I didn't believe you for a second *hand glows green* now get back to the asylum!
@Jet: We're not letting them out into the world, we're putting them into the divine Empress's island! So stop chasing us! *Teleports Izeroth into Atlas Cheetah and equips cloaking shield that makes us invincible.*
Wait.. What? That wasn't part of the plan! You said I could go free!
Yes, but first you have to escape!
You scum! You can't contain me! *is contained by ultra-powerful shields*
First, we're escaping to my the divine Empress's island, then you're free to go!
*Is unaware of what is happening* *Quietly sweeps the floor*
*Blows up Atlas Cheetah but surrounds Izeroth and Del in protective bubbles of auric energy* You aren't getting away you psychos!
Quote from: Delthion on November 18, 2014, 01:48:22 AM
@Jet: We're not letting them out into the world, we're putting them into the divine Empress's island! So stop chasing us! *Teleports Izeroth into Atlas Cheetah and equips cloaking shield that makes us invincible.*
I don't go by the laws of this universe, they're very dull. Anyway *Teleports Izeroth and Oracle out of Atlas Cheetah*
*steps back into atlas cheetah, flying away without Oracle*
*Catches Cheetah with a chain of auric energy and pulls it back down to Earth* Ah-ah-ah, no escaping for you
*Teleports Izeroth and I into the Island out of the Jet's range.*
Hey, a little help from the empress? Your servant appears to be doing all the real work here!
I am an Earl! Not a servant! *Threatens to teleport Izeroth back to the Asylum if he refers to him as an servant.
Fine, "earl." Let's get to your armory before that wierd magician figures out our location.
Yes, let's go to the armory, we have adapted weapons, whatever they shield against these weapons will find a hole.
Your "Empress" and her island rather sounds like Magneto and his island "utopia".
Magneto's island was called Genosha *Teleports the empress' island back to the insane asylum*
Russa is my friend! Russa is my friend!
Now say "My name is Frederick, but you can call me Freddy."
Russa is my friend! Russa is my friend!
Meh, close enough.
::) I leave you alone and look what happens... :-\
Scarz's if you had not acted irrationally then I would not have locked you up.
Earl by cloning us you would have been cloning our moral structures as well making the colons useless to your purposes.
Earl! What you you doing with him, (That emperor) I will not have it! He must stay confined. He has expressed a desire to see me dead. If you ally with him it will be seen as an act of treason! *Sends out a score of Zombie OITB's to meet Jet* Go give him something to think about.
(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608012402759961355&pid=15.1&P=0)
Yes Empress! *Teleports Island out of range of Jet, and teleports Izeroth right in front of him.*
YOU FOOL! NOTHING IS OUT OF RANGE FOR ME! *Teleports island back to the asylum*
Can you stop? I mean you have made it so that you are invincible, all that I am doing is being out of the asylum for a bit.
You're running away with Izeroth an Eolyiaf who are certifiably insane, also I should like to point out that I haven't been attacked yet so who knows if I'm invincible or not?
Anyway *Conjures up massive window and defenestrates island* Whoops, that was the fourth wall, to Sburb they go I guess
Quote from: Delthion on November 18, 2014, 09:10:31 PM
Can you stop? I mean you have made it so that you are invincible, all that I am doing is being out of the asylum for a bit.
Well, he is (supposedly) a 'god', so what do you expect?
Also, I demand to be let out!
Izeroth has left this island, and back to the asylum, die vermin! *Buccaneers blast him with futuristic weaponry.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 18, 2014, 09:53:01 PM
Quote from: Delthion on November 18, 2014, 09:10:31 PM
Can you stop? I mean you have made it so that you are invincible, all that I am doing is being out of the asylum for a bit.
Well, he is (supposedly) a 'god', so what do you expect?
Also, I demand to be let out!
I refer to myself as the "true god of UR" but that doesn't make me a god, by "true god" I mean creator. To be a god one has to be worshiped and my fellow Nameless Ones and I make it a point to destroy all those that worship us or alter their memories so that they forget us
*Walks out of the asylum, yet again* You really need to lock the doors in this place. Anyway, I managed to steal a bit of that teleportation tech while I was there, so... *teleports Jet and Oracle to Alaska*
*Teleports back to asylum* I was using magic fool!
*teleports self to secret bunker underground*
*Suddenly appears in Asylum* Hello.
*Cheese ztartz ztabbin' Lady Amber viz a carrot*
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Ok I give up I am done! Good bye! *Leaves*
OOC: And Jet don't confuse me with Homestruck references, I have not gotten very far yet.
WE'RE FREE! MWAHAHAHA!
It's time for a. . .
Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset.
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 20, 2014, 08:10:03 PM
OOC: And Jet don't confuse me with Homestruck references, I have not gotten very far yet.
Bahahahahahaha another one to add to lord Hussie's collection
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Well I did get that far... Just not much farther.
Okay, so the entire asylum has been redone; no more special tech, no more insane Skarzs, and anyone who enters is a likely test subj- A potential patient.
Oh look, a brand new asylum.
*walks up with vacuum in hand*
Yup, totally insane. Into a cell! *Throws Soren into a cell.* ;D
Well, I'm glad to see that you came to reason, Skarzs. I might be able to provide you with some research harmless, totally non-experimental tech, if you know what I mean.
Maybe when you're cured. *Throws Izeroth into a cell*
Ya can't just through us in cells. WE'RE PEOPLE TOO!! YOU CANT KEEP US IN HERE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now that you have come to your seances and this whole mess has been resolved I propose a partnership, you keeping 54% of the company I would have 46%. What do you say.
Can I have a part?
MWAHHAHAHA!! DONT DO IT SKARZ!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 21, 2014, 02:54:08 AM
Ya can't just through us in cells. WE'RE PEOPLE TOO!! YOU CANT KEEP US IN HERE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yes I can.
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 23, 2014, 04:10:38 AM
Now that you have come to your seances and this whole mess has been resolved I propose a partnership, you keeping 54% of the company I would have 46%. What do you say.
Mmm. . . 56-44 and we're good.
Quote from: Delthion on November 23, 2014, 04:21:26 AM
Can I have a part?
Why should inmates be allowed to own this place? Into a cell!
But I have shown complete sanity.
Or have you, clearly you have sudden violent amnesia, where you change form grow fur and howl at the moon. I CALL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
werewolfamonophobiononabelucousbola. which is the scientific word for your a werewolf.
But I am not a werewolf and you are an inmate, so on what authority do you say these things?
This is a company? You told me it was a nonprofit organization!
They told us lots of things...*turns and sulks in the shadows*
I have an idea! We'll use that bottle of acid over there to burn through the walls!
*reaches* can't reach it.
You are a werewolf you just don't remember any of it.
And I get the authority from myself because I am a insane scientist.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 23, 2014, 05:17:50 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 23, 2014, 04:10:38 AM
Now that you have come to your seances and this whole mess has been resolved I propose a partnership, you keeping 54% of the company I would have 46%. What do you say.
Mmm. . . 56-44 and we're good.
That sounds reasonable enough. Deal ;D *Shakes on it*
Good.
Want some chocolate? ;D
One question: Why have I been imprisoned? I have not behaved in any insane manner since my arrival to this asylum.
Actually when you decided to kick Scarzsles out and take over. Well I ended up having to lock you up for irrational behavior. However since them your performance has been exemplary.
Thank you. May I be allowed to leave? I would like to purchase some of your stock, if that's alright.
*Uses makeshift stick to try to push acid closer*
*Pushes acid to Skarzs.*
NO YOU CAN'T LET HIM OUT HES A WEREWOLF
*HA HA-- Err..... I have been behaving very Non-insane also! May I be set free?
*Starts singing Let it go*
What? Why is everyone looking at me....... ???
*hits Del with makeshift stick* I NEEDED THAT!
*Covers ears accordingly* Please do not sing that terrible song in this insane asylum, I might go crazy.
*Takes acid and puts it back where it belongs* Sorry can't have you playing with Scarzsles'es aftershave now can we.
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 24, 2014, 03:56:24 AM
Want some chocolate? ;D
:3
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on November 24, 2014, 02:17:42 PM
*HA HA-- Err..... I have been behaving very Non-insane also! May I be set free?
*Starts singing Let it go*
What? Why is everyone looking at me....... ???
*Gags Captain* You're disturbing the other inmates. (Not to mention me.)
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 24, 2014, 03:58:39 PM
*Takes acid and puts it back where it belongs* Sorry can't have you playing with Scarzsles'es aftershave now can we.
Indeed.
Errrr..... Sorry I just can't help it! :D
Now, May I be let free?
Splash free!
Ugh swimming anime, why must you corrupt my mind so?
Because you have shown instability of mind; I hope you don't mind your cell. ;D
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on November 24, 2014, 05:21:40 PM
Errrr..... Sorry I just can't help it! :D
Now, May I be let free?
Nope.
I'm fine with that, I have a very vivid imagination, can put myself into a trance and lucid dream so this is likely to be fine
No your a vampire!!!!!!! we can't have vampires on the loose.
I am not of the clan Vampire and I'm certainly not one of those things you humans think off as Vampires. Euch, blood
Not you? your a warlock they certainly can't let you out!!!
My dear fellow, a warlock would not have a significant fraction of the power I possess
That is why I'm so worried...... >:(
VAMPIRE there is no need to be worried!!!!!! warlock you are definitely a warlock
No, he's just insane.
Silence Witch no one is insane in this insane asylum except the Joker.
Yyyyyeaaah...... Sand is most definitely crazy. :P
Again, not a warlock, frankly I'm insulted you would consider me so weak
Yep! :D
I'm sick, very sick. Who wants to get infected!? *Runs toward Sandpaw, Wylder, CRT, and Jet*
AAAAAAAAAGH the Great Pumpkin has arrived!!!!!!!!
I am not insane Joker you are,
*Shields self in auric barrier* Have fun with your diseases mortals BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:o The warlock is using his magic powers quickly summon the guards bigfoot
I fear no disease!
Yeah, you leech my magic to protect yourself!
You mean you GIVE it to me.
Details...
If you aren't in a cell, Wylder, then you'd better get in one.
Also, I think a containment unit would be the best place for Russa. *Puts Russa in a quarantine cell*
Repulsive.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 24, 2014, 10:48:09 PM
:o The warlock is using his magic powers quickly summon the guards bigfoot
STOP CALLING ME A WARLOCK!
I AM A NAMELESS ONE, IN MY PRESENCE YOU ARE BUT AN ANT! A TERMITE! ABASE YOURSELF YOU GROVELLING INSECT!Stealing from human television now are we?QUIET YOU! I STOLE NOTHING!Of course you didn't
Mm, inmate appears to grow emotional; it's apparent what is wrong. Perhaps this is what is causing instability?
I am not unstable, I simply do not wish to be INSULTED
Sheesh warlock if you don't wish me to call you that I could call you magician.
WARLOCK IS A SPECIES YOU INSOLENT WRETCH! I AM FAR MORE THAN A PETTY MAGICIAN! I AM A CRAFTER OF THE AURIC POWER! YOUR EVIL IS MY GOOD, I AM VERDE THE DESTROYER, WHERE I TREAD I LEAVE NOTHING BUT DUST AND DARKNESS, I FIND THAT GOOD!
An evil Verde is one I can get behind, even if he does have to quote Sutekh for his monologues
Serve you Sutekh? Your name is abominated in every civilized world, whether that name be Set, Satan, Sadok
SILENCE! This is the darkness. This is my domain. You little things that live in the light, clinging to your feeble suns, which die in the end
Oh, so you don't just quote Sutekh, good to know
I am the rage and the vile and the voracity. I am the Prince and the Fallen. I am the Enemy, I am the Sin and the fear and darkness. I shall never die. The thought of me is forever; in the bleeding hearts of men, in their vanity and obsecrate and lust. Nothing shall ever destroy me. Nothing!
Are you incapable of coming up with your own evil monologues? Do you have to quote Doctor Who?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 24, 2014, 04:49:36 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 24, 2014, 03:56:24 AM
Want some chocolate? ;D
:3
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on November 24, 2014, 02:17:42 PM
*HA HA-- Err..... I have been behaving very Non-insane also! May I be set free?
*Starts singing Let it go*
What? Why is everyone looking at me....... ???
*Gags Captain* You're disturbing the other inmates. (Not to mention me.)
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 24, 2014, 03:58:39 PM
*Takes acid and puts it back where it belongs* Sorry can't have you playing with Scarzsles'es aftershave now can we.
Indeed.
*Hands Scarsles a box of chocolate.*
Ok so you don't want to be called Magician either how about conjurer
Foolish mortal! The word is mage!
Yay! *Eats chocolate*
*Eats more chocolate* ;D ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 24, 2014, 10:59:22 PM
If you aren't in a cell, Wylder, then you'd better get in one.
Also, I think a containment unit would be the best place for Russa. *Puts Russa in a quarantine cell*
Repulsive.
Grr!
Can I please be freed? I wish to help you in your noble quest to cure those who are not as fortunate to have their sanity, and purchase some stock!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo don't let the werewolf free!!!!!!
I have been very good recently, May I be put in a nicer cell?
*Tries to claw way out*
I can't remember what you two were but you can't be let out either!
*Looks around Froadless cell* Can I pweese be taken to Freddy's cell?
Horrible animatronics and pizza is that what you want? Okay sure but I can't put you anywhere.
SHE WONT LAST A MINUTE IN THERE. NOT WITH FREDDY. MWAHAHAHA
And who might that be?
Freddy is the psycho bear from Five Nights at Freddy's. It's an app.
AND I'M RAWNBLADE WIDESTRIPE. PROTECTER OF SHORES. SOREN'S ALTERNATE PERSONALLY.
I know who freddy is. I meant the blue text.
Quote from: Delthion on November 25, 2014, 04:15:30 AM
Can I please be freed? I wish to help you in your noble quest to cure those who are not as fortunate to have their sanity, and purchase some stock!
WHO SAID WE WERE SELLING ANYTHING?!
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 25, 2014, 03:56:53 PM
*Tries to claw way out*
No.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 25, 2014, 06:18:36 PM
*Looks around Froadless cell* Can I pweese be taken to Freddy's cell?
No.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 25, 2014, 10:21:29 PM
Horrible animatronics and pizza is that what you want? Okay sure but I can't put you anywhere.
No.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 25, 2014, 11:42:04 PM
SHE WONT LAST A MINUTE IN THERE. NOT WITH FREDDY. MWAHAHAHA
No. . . :P
By purchase some stock I mean help you run it for a small amount of the profits!
Basically he is saying that he does not trust you like me. ;D
...That pains me...
She gave me chocolate.
I own a chocolate factory! And if you let me out and allow me to help you, you will get daily deliveries of two tons of chocolate! ;D
DONT DO IT SKARZ. ITS POISON! HE JUST WANTS YOUR ASYLUM .
Two tons...I don't think I would pass that up.
Quote from: Delthion on November 26, 2014, 03:59:29 PM
I own a chocolate factory! And if you let me out and allow me to help you, you will get daily deliveries of two tons of chocolate! ;D
No.
How do we know if the warden is sane?
Because I said so.
Please can I help you? I have not behaved in an insane manner since I got here!
YOU CANT HOLD ME HERE!(https://codecrackx15.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/sherlock_sociopath.jpg)
-_-
ITS TIME FOR ME TO TAKE OVER!
Pipe down Rawn. This is not a good time.
Hey I already have control of this asylum. I have decided you are all goblins and I am the Troll King.
You fool! Don't you know that Sauron's the real ruler?
I CONTROL SOREN. I CONTROL THE WORLD!!
You are the one who is mistaken, about a great man things.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 27, 2014, 02:25:40 PM
Hey I already have control of this asylum. I have decided you are all goblins and I am the Troll King.
Silence, inmate, and eat your oatmeal.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 27, 2014, 05:10:16 PM
I CONTROL SOREN. I CONTROL THE WORLD!!
Ehhhh. . . No.
COME ON SKARZS, LET ME RULE!!
I don't feel to good...you got anything for a headache?
Good old-fashioned anesthetic. *Pounds fist into hand.*
Or, maybe some Ibuprofen.
*Locks Skarzs in a cell* :D
*Trips over broom and bangs head on Amber's knee*
*punches Oracle*
Sorry, but I needed someone to vent my anger on.
*Looks at Jukka's bedraggled and unconscious form* Jukka, speak to me; you can't go to the Dark Forest yet!
*Mumbles incoherently* I see a light... at the end... of a tunnel...
These people really need help. They think they are in the same cell.
*wakes up* *lets head fall and sleeps again*
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 28, 2014, 12:21:41 AM
These people really need help. They think they are in the same cell.
Indeed. It also appears that Lady Amber's want to harm me has led her to hallucination.
In fact, all of them are hallucinating!
I am just sitting in my cell listening to the antics of those next to me. :'(
You would probably hallucinate too, if people locked you up!
*Opens eyes wide and looks around* I have no memory of this place.
You really need to read the books Jukka. They are in so superior to the movies that they are not even measured on the same scale.
Well, I did try to read the main trilogy once, but I got bored. I do like The Hobbit book, but it isn't as actiony as the movies, and they spend a lot of time wandering in Mirkwood and looking for the door into Erebor. Plus, the dwarves strike me as kind of selfish. :P Anyway, that's just my opinion. You can ignore me.
Well, the Dwarves are selfish, they are greedy. And for the getting bored for the trilogy: HOW IN THE WORLD DID THAT HAPPEN?!!! DO YOU FIND WATCHING PAINT DRY TO BE INTERESTING?! ;D ;D ;D Hehe. Anyway, you can see that I believe that no greater piece of literature exists on this planet.
Well, I'll probably try again. It might be more interesting now that I've seen the movies.
And that's just it - the dwarves are greedy, which is what I don't like about them in the book. I like the movie versions 'cause Thorin and everyone in general is more honorable. Plus, Kili is insanely good-looking. ;D
I kind of hate how they made Azog live. There was no reason to keep Azog alive; the plot would have worked just fine with Bolg. I also dislike what they were trying to do with all the elf-mirkwood-war stuff. This isn't a movie about wood elves, darnit! It's supposed to be about :-X dwarves! Why do we need to focus on the elves so much!? Aaaaaaeegrh! Anyway, I hope they don't mess up the story anymore than they already have. Keep the story together, you fool of a Took!
Hah!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 28, 2014, 01:50:08 AM
Well, I'll probably try again. It might be more interesting now that I've seen the movies.
And that's just it - the dwarves are greedy, which is what I don't like about them in the book. I like the movie versions 'cause Thorin and everyone in general is more honorable. Plus, Kili is insanely good-looking. ;D
YOU FOOOOOOL! How dare you question Tolkien?! D:<
Okay, well, you need to think about it: In the book, the dwarves are actually more normal because they do show greed, fear, anger etc.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 28, 2014, 03:28:44 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 28, 2014, 01:50:08 AM
Well, I'll probably try again. It might be more interesting now that I've seen the movies.
And that's just it - the dwarves are greedy, which is what I don't like about them in the book. I like the movie versions 'cause Thorin and everyone in general is more honorable. Plus, Kili is insanely good-looking. ;D
YOU FOOOOOOL! How dare you question Tolkien?! D:<
Okay, well, you need to think about it: In the book, the dwarves are actually more normal because they do show greed, fear, anger etc.
How do we know what a dwarf's 'normal' is? ;D But honestly, the book portrays them as focused almost entirely on retrieving the treasure, and getting revenge on Smaug or even reclaiming Erebor seems to be a secondary motive. They're so treasure-obsessed. :P
OK...SORENS PASED OUT. IM IN CONTROL NOW.
*CHEWS ON BARS*
Yyyyeaaahh. . . good luck with that. :P
Yeah, he's right. I'm in charge! ;D
I had an alter ego once, I think. Anyone remember who it was?
I wasn't around then....
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 28, 2014, 01:50:08 AM
Well, I'll probably try again. It might be more interesting now that I've seen the movies.
And that's just it - the dwarves are greedy, which is what I don't like about them in the book. I like the movie versions 'cause Thorin and everyone in general is more honorable. Plus, Kili is insanely good-looking. ;D
I understand that the books are really really long. I advise waiting a few years and then try picking them up again. I Didn't read them till I was 15, though it has been a while and I am due for a reread.
I found it! Masky the Ninja with a terrible sense of fashion. I need to remake that character.
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 28, 2014, 12:21:41 AM
These people really need help. They think they are in the same cell.
Wait, I'm in a cell?
Yes . . . >_>
Quote from: Mask on November 29, 2014, 02:23:04 AM
I found it! Masky the Ninja with a terrible sense of fashion. I need to remake that character.
*Tosses Mask into a cell* There you go.
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 29, 2014, 02:22:38 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 28, 2014, 01:50:08 AM
Well, I'll probably try again. It might be more interesting now that I've seen the movies.
And that's just it - the dwarves are greedy, which is what I don't like about them in the book. I like the movie versions 'cause Thorin and everyone in general is more honorable. Plus, Kili is insanely good-looking. ;D
I understand that the books are really really long. I advise waiting a few years and then try picking them up again. I Didn't read them till I was 15, though it has been a while and I am due for a reread.
I might try reading them again this year, actually. (And, for the record, I'm 15 or over, not to be
too specific here. :P)
I have dug ten tunnels out of the asylum we will follow them all and at least one will get us to the cafeteria. I am really hungry *Stomach growls loudly*
*attenpts to claw to LT's cell and join with the digging*
You could just go though the tunnel. *Pules Soren/Rawn into his cell though a hidden tunnel*
Thanks
*drives down nearest tunnel and starts digging*
If you find anything to eat give it to me please.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 29, 2014, 04:29:19 AM
Yes . . . >_>
Quote from: Mask on November 29, 2014, 02:23:04 AM
I found it! Masky the Ninja with a terrible sense of fashion. I need to remake that character.
*Tosses Mask into a cell* There you go.
Haha! But you forget, I'm a ninja!
*squeezes through cell bars*
I'm free! Mwahahaha!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 29, 2014, 06:49:29 PM
If you find anything to eat give it to me please.
.........sure.
Quote from: Mask on November 29, 2014, 06:51:21 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 29, 2014, 04:29:19 AM
Yes . . . >_>
Quote from: Mask on November 29, 2014, 02:23:04 AM
I found it! Masky the Ninja with a terrible sense of fashion. I need to remake that character.
*Tosses Mask into a cell* There you go.
Haha! But you forget, I'm a ninja!
*squeezes through cell bars*
I'm free! Mwahahaha!
*Locks Mask up in solitary confinement.* Naughty naughty.
How did he do that? There are no bars to squeeze threw! Just thick strong indestructible walls.
He must be really thin, by the way do you have anything to eat? Because I'm getting really thin as well.
You have a choice of oatmeal, carrots, fried rat, and baked potatoes.
Scarzs! What did I tell you about the fried rat! no more fried rat. Just because it tastes good to a troll does not mean that it is even palatable to the rest of us. I really have to do something about this menu... Ok I replaced the rat with some chicken tacos. oh and the carrots with carrot cake.
What?! You got rid of the only things that I liked and replaced them with terrible things?!
Hello here is Samuel, SAMs cousin. I would like to apply for a job.
Quote from: Delthion on November 30, 2014, 05:47:19 PM
What?! You got rid of the only things that I liked and replaced them with terrible things?!
Um... Well you can still have that stuff I guess.. :-\ If you want. I didn't destroy them or anything... :P
Quote from: SilentSam on November 30, 2014, 06:17:01 PM
Hello here is Samuel, SAMs cousin. I would like to apply for a job.
Hello there has been a change in ownership. You will have to discuss this matter with Scarzsles.
Very well then, I would like some carrots.
Ooh I'll take the fried rat, does it come with butter?
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 30, 2014, 05:38:27 PM
Scarzs! What did I tell you about the fried rat! no more fried rat. Just because it tastes good to a troll does not mean that it is even palatable to the rest of us. e chicken tacos. oh and the carrots with carrot cake.
Sorry.
Quote from: Faiyloe on November 30, 2014, 07:08:17 PM
Quote from: SilentSam on November 30, 2014, 06:17:01 PM
Hello here is Samuel, SAMs cousin. I would like to apply for a job.
Hello there has been a change in ownership. You will have to discuss this matter with Scarzsles.
Mm, you can be janitor, if you don't mind that as a job. Just mind the sealed cell six doors down.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 30, 2014, 10:34:57 PM
Ooh I'll take the fried rat, does it come with butter?
Sure; with or without bones? ;D SORRY! Too much trouble to debone a rat. :P Hopefully you have very nimble teeth.
Sorry Faiy: he asked for it.
If they want it they can have it. ::) This is what I get for trying to cook something nice.
Not my fault the first to want food don't want yours. :P
Say, does this prove their insanity?
*Thinks about that...* Yes.
AAAAAGH I will be scared for life this is my uncle Baily I'm eating. He doesn't taste that bad though. *Continues to eat rat* No wonder I'm crazy.
Please tell me that isn't a stoat fur coat you're wearing, Skarzs.
Nope; I only ever wear mink.
I wonder how this rat is my uncle because I'm a hare not a rat.*Shrugs and continues eating* Meh who cares.
With genetic engineering these days, who knows?
I NEED FOOD
May I be released?
Ah believe ze bunny rabbitz iz comin' again. Ach!
DIG FOR FREEDOM SOREN/RAWN DIG FOR FREEDOM by the way have some fried rat.
*HEARS A LOUD CLANK* I HIT SOMETHING!!
Yup you did. You hit your head and are now suffering from sever illusions. Pleas hold still while I inject the treatment.
*digs faster to get away*
*Sticks Soren in the arm with needle* There you should start improving in a few minutes.
I've decided, I'm going to remake my insane alter ego!
*grunts*
CONTINUE THE WORK, LT!
*falls alseep*
I'm pretty much oblivious to everyone around me. ::) :P
Sorry, do you want some medicine two? *Holds up needle* ;D ;)
*Starts digging furiously* This cage will never hold us I will come back for you brave Soren/Rawn!!!
*Watches LT bang his head on the wall as he tries to dig threw soled mettle with his paws* You know that wont get you anywhere.
What are you tacking about. * pushes aside wall the reveal a massive tunnel* Thanks to Rawn/Soren we are almost done.
Who is this Rawn?
Can I be released?
Um, er, yes. Let me get your list of tasks to work on before you can be freed.
Tasks
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Sorry, it's in Martian. I'm sure you can figure it out. *Leaves*
Mask you have no authority here.
NOBODY HAS ANY AUTHORITY HERE!!! We're all nuts, so the smarter people get to boss the other ones around. ;D >:D
You just proved your lack of sanity. *Cant remember weather or not he was already locked up so I lock hi up (again if necessary)*
Excuse me? I am Mask. Not The Mask. He's a he, I'm a she. I did an RP with you right before I left.
*shakes Faiyloe*
Don't you remember me? Please, say you remember me! PLEASE!!!
*Is unsure of what to do next, seeing janitorial duties have been taken over by Samuel*
Can I be allowed to at least explain why I should be let out? I have some very good reasons.
Quote from: Mask on December 01, 2014, 11:19:56 PM
Excuse me? I am Mask. Not The Mask. He's a he, I'm a she. I did an RP with you right before I left.
*shakes Faiyloe*
Don't you remember me? Please, say you remember me! PLEASE!!!
*Blinks cocks head makes an odd face and squints* ... *recognition dawns* Ohhh! Wait you where in Night Raiders right? That was my first RP. Oh and sorry about the gender mix up... :P
No, actually, it was the Price of Freedom. I feel kind of responsible for that one fizzling off. After all, I left near the beginning of it without telling anyone.
*Feels insignificant at not being remembered.* :'(
*sweeps the floor* *gets strangled and pulled into a cell* Help!! Help!!! Mmmphh mphhh
Ah Samuel I need you to clean my cell its very dirty, actually it's got like three feet of solid dirt in here from my tunnel. So if you would go ahead and clean it out that would be great. *disappears down tunnel to keep digging.*
Hey, Samuel, you wouldn't mind giving me a phone so I can call my friends, right? I mean, where's the harm in that?
Quote from: Mask on December 02, 2014, 01:25:17 AM
No, actually, it was the Price of Freedom. I feel kind of responsible for that one fizzling off. After all, I left near the beginning of it without telling anyone.
*Feels insignificant at not being remembered.* :'(
Oh That!... And it was not your fault that it fizzed out really several people left and I had trouble keeping it going. sorry for not remembering you I was still new here when you left and I was still getting to know people.
That's ok. I'm leaving again now, anyway. See y'all! Have fun being insane! :o ;D
Bye Mask!
Goodbye!
Quote from: Mask on December 02, 2014, 04:47:01 AM
That's ok. I'm leaving again now, anyway. See y'all! Have fun being insane! :o ;D
Whaaaat?! Aw, man! I really liked having you around! :-\ See ya, anyway.
Good-bye, Mask!
Rawn/Soren your awake quick help me finish the tunnel is almost done!
See you later Mask
*dives into tunnel and digs for my life*
Um... okay. *gives Izeroth phone and sweeps the cell* Um.. how do I get out?
Fallow the tunnel and always turn left you will come out at the janitors office.
*Calls for a cement order.* Right; you'd better crawl out of there before you get buried. :P
NOOOOO we are almost out quickly dig for you life!!!!
*digs and hit janitorial closet*
*runs*
Faiy, could you grab him? I'm going to be fill in this hole with or without someone in it.
* jumps out open window*
Do it your self I am way to tired... :P I need coffee... no no I don't scratch that. Caffeine makes me weird. :P
Fine.
*Goes and grabs Rawn*
*shoves Skarzs into oblivion *
:P Now now, that's not very nice. Besides, it's time for lunch.
I'LL GO THROUGH A DRIVE THOUGH
*keeps running*
You're running in mid-air.
*goes into janitorial closet* Sigh. A day of hard work. ZZZZZZZ
*keeps running *
Skarzs, I have not done anything to warrant this inhumane treatment. I beseech thee to let me go free and aid thee in thy honorable quest to restore sanity to these troubled patients.
Hmm...
RUN SOREN/RAWN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. *Sneaks quietly going the other direction.*
*runs away into asylum parking lot*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 28, 2014, 03:32:47 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 28, 2014, 03:28:44 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 28, 2014, 01:50:08 AM
Well, I'll probably try again. It might be more interesting now that I've seen the movies.
And that's just it - the dwarves are greedy, which is what I don't like about them in the book. I like the movie versions 'cause Thorin and everyone in general is more honorable. Plus, Kili is insanely good-looking. ;D
YOU FOOOOOOL! How dare you question Tolkien?! D:<
Okay, well, you need to think about it: In the book, the dwarves are actually more normal because they do show greed, fear, anger etc.
How do we know what a dwarf's 'normal' is? ;D But honestly, the book portrays them as focused almost entirely on retrieving the treasure, and getting revenge on Smaug or even reclaiming Erebor seems to be a secondary motive. They're so treasure-obsessed. :P
Okay, I take it back. I like the book a lot better now in retrospect.
Oh, and Oracle, if you're reading this, you'll be happy to know that I've started reading LotR again. ;D
Good! You better be! ;D ;D ;D ;D
What makes you think you have a right to not spend every second of your life reading LOTR until it's finished!?
*Sweeps cell out* I'll clean this cell from top to bottom Freddy, then maybe I will have a chance of gaining favor...with I dunno, someone.
Russa is my friend!
Good boy!
By the way, who is running this asylum now? I'm kinda' confused.
WERE FREE!!!! *Runs into the police station* Were free at last my plot work the tunnel was a success, wait why are you putting handcuffs on me? NO NO you can't make me go back Plleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
::)
LT really is have some elaborate hallucinations. ;D As for who is in charge. I am, so is Scars. It,s a joint ownership.
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy, You brought me baack to the insane asylum. I hate it here at least Soren/Rawn got away, maybe he will come back for me.
*lock on LT's cell suddenly bursts into flames and falls off, with arrow inside it*
The name's Lonna Bowstripe, and Soren said to get you out of here.
*grabs LT and makes a run for it.*
Ya go Lonna run like the wind Bowstripe!!
*Sits in cell mournfully* Woe is me!
There are no external locks. It is all controlled by an internal mechanism.
May I be released?
Perhaps you forgot a few of the doors, because that one next to me definitely has a lock.
YEEEHAW whoop, I'm free now to free the others *Breaks into the main office and releases all the doors opening every cell and lock leaving them a easy avenue for escape even pinching himself to make sure he wasn't having visions and leaving no way that this could possibly be a false thing and making sure to turn off all the traps and fail safes allowing them to run and skip freely away unless their caught.*
YOUR ALL FREE RUN FOR IT WHILE THE GUARD IS DISTRACTED!!
*Closes doors from remote switch.* Back in your cell!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey not fair, *Opens all doors again* You can't make me.
This test was very effective. You have all been involved in an extensive holographic simulation testing how you would all act during an escape.
Can me and Freddy here have something to eat?
Russa is my friend!
Yes, Freddy.
I already proved that it wasn't fake. Besides I'm free still. *Runs out of the asylum*
You never proved anything, You are still running threw the simulation, but believe what you wish. It is no concern of mine.
May I go free?
Someone get me out of here!
I am being unlawfully tested on I want to see my lawyer, Soren/Rawn/Lonna/Russano The Russano one is preferred by the way.
To answer all of your questions: No. We're trying to keep you safe from yourselves, others, and to keep others safe from you.
Now, if you're hungry, there's food to be passed around.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 06, 2014, 03:29:12 PM
I am being unlawfully tested on I want to see my lawyer, Soren/Rawn/Lonna/Russano The Russano one is preferred by the way.
I'm mister Sandpaw's attorney. I used to be a patient here, but after a brief stay at another facility similar to this, I was completely cured.
Now, I'd like to head the reason why my client is receiving treatment here?
*Whispers quietly to Soren/Rawn/Lonna/Russano* Should I pretend I'm insane?
No. Be yourself. But not too yourself.
(Who's Russano? I didn't know I had him as an alter ego before I was cured.)
I demand to see some sort of Lawyer!
He is wise so I figured he would be the best one for my attorney but because your cured Soren will do nicely.
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on December 07, 2014, 02:52:42 PM
I demand to see some sort of Lawyer!
I'll take the case. I request to also see the reasons for Mr. Rocktree's stay here.
You see are civil rights to be free on this forum is being manipulated by these creatures running this and no other forum. They have not only taken our freedom do run freely and do as we please but they continuously inject us with hallucination injections, and do un agreed upon experiments of the inmates. I wish to press charges for kidnapping and torture and anything else you can think of. I would like to sue three billion for my unlawful treatment here at this asylum and I believe Rocktree will as well.
Very well, we have our plaintiffs established.
I'll be an attorney for whoever is interested, at an (as of now) undisclosed price.
It will involve baby turtle!
And snow.
And dragons.
So long as you exhibit normal behaviour, they have no choice but to let you free. This is why I have decided to calmly meditate in the middle of my cell but if any one of them comes in here and tries to experiment on me, I will not hesitate to use lethal force, I believe it to be within my rights.
I wont let anyone do experiments on you guys! What do you take me for. Really I see no point in keeping jet here. If he wanted to leave he would have left already.
Oh *Leaves*
I have tried to leave several times but stopped and tested on. Thus the kidnapping charges.
Those where not tests those where cures.
Can I leave?
I will let you speak with my attorney on this matter.
Quote from: Delthion on December 08, 2014, 02:07:46 AM
Can I leave?
Hold your horses, keep your shirt on! Let me deal with one thing at a time. I will be with you shortly.
Ugh, inmates these days.
Okay, so Del has been acting fine; Sand still requires treatment; Jet. . . is already gone. Crud.
. . . Rocktree should still stay, as well as Soren for now.
As I have informed you, I am completely cured.
I would like the evidence presented as to why my clients Mr. Sandpaw and Mr. Rocktree are still being held for treatment. What symptoms have they shown?
I used to see everyone as a monster of some kind, but I'm cured.
I am evil, but I ensure you it's not any sort of sickness. I could stop being evil if I wanted to.. but I don't. And you needn't worry about that alternate personality of mine; I have him completely under control.
*Walks up to Faiy and stands at attention* What should I do now?
Quote from: Izeroth on December 08, 2014, 07:02:22 PM
I am evil, but I ensure you it's not any sort of sickness. I could stop being evil if I wanted to.. but I don't. And you needn't worry about that alternate personality of mine; I have him completely under control.
That is what worries me. :P
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 08, 2014, 07:38:32 PM
*Walks up to Faiy and stands at attention* What should I do now?
Ask Scarzsles what to do, I am a bit busy now.
Quote from: Izeroth on December 08, 2014, 07:02:22 PM
I am evil, but I ensure you it's not any sort of sickness. I could stop being evil if I wanted to.. but I don't. And you needn't worry about that alternate personality of mine; I have him completely under control.
Suuurre you do. He's just being dormant.
Also, we have been requested by country officials to keep you detained due to you being seen as a world-wide threat.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 08, 2014, 07:38:32 PM
*Walks up to Faiy and stands at attention* What should I do now?
Mm, give some food to the inmates, and let that Russa patient quiet "Freddy" down.
So can I go or what?
Can I have another blanket? 'Tis rather cold in here.
Me? A world-wide threat? I'm flattered.
These so-called "country officials" clearly are over-inflating the situation. I don't have the money nor the equipment to take over the world- if I had the means, don't you think I already would've tried to conquer the world by now?
You would be a great Overlord. ;D
You can have a blanket Russa *sends her one*
Am I free or what?
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 09, 2014, 02:51:36 AM
You can have a blanket Russa *sends her one*
Thank you. *Wraps me and Freddy up in the blanket*
Yes and where's my Three billion buckaroos, or do we need to take this to court?
They're safe inside your mind; now stay quiet so you don't disturb the other inmates.
Scarzs!!!!!!... Oracles all yours.
My clients haven't exhibited any strange behavior as of late. I request there release as soon as possible, or our team of lawyers will be contacting your superiors.
*sweeps the floor* *gets pulled into a cell and gets tied up and gets tape over mouth* MPPHHH MMMMPH MPH
*Punches Soren and sets Sam free.*
Oh, thank you. I wonder what it's like to be insane. *flies away*
*rubs wounded jaw*
Why would you assume it was me who attacked Sam! I'm trying to get people out of here, not get myself incarcerated!
Warden, or Professor, please control your patients so that we may have a civilized conversation!
One moment please.
Quote from: Delthion on December 09, 2014, 02:57:11 AM
Am I free or what?
Well, I would have set you free, Del, if you hadn't gone and punched Soren for no reason. You're staying until your behavior improves.
Quote from: SilentSam on December 09, 2014, 08:55:02 PM
Oh, thank you. I wonder what it's like to be insane. *flies away*
Great. Another crazy. *Puts Sam in a cell* I'll be checking on you later.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 09, 2014, 08:49:26 PM
My clients haven't exhibited any strange behavior as of late. I request there release as soon as possible, or our team of lawyers will be contacting your superiors.
Ha! I
am the superior.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 09, 2014, 08:55:33 PM
*rubs wounded jaw*
Why would you assume it was me who attacked Sam! I'm trying to get people out of here, not get myself incarcerated!
Warden, or Professor, please control your patients so that we may have a civilized conversation!
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 09, 2014, 09:03:54 PM
One moment please.
Quote from: Delthion on December 09, 2014, 02:57:11 AM
Am I free or what?
Well, I would have set you free, Del, if you hadn't gone and punched Soren for no reason. You're staying until your behavior improves.
Listen, I just saved Silent Sam and gave you proof that Soren is insane! All that I want to do is help you run this asylum!
Mr Skarzs, PLEASE my I know the conditions of my clients and if they will be allowed to leave soon? I'm on a schedule.
well fudge us all but alright! you better have llots of food. btw, seems like cuthbert may belong here... (no offense) wot wot!
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 09, 2014, 09:22:13 PM
Mr Skarzs, PLEASE my I know the conditions of my clients and if they will be allowed to leave soon? I'm on a schedule.
Conditions? They require more care. These things take time.
Are you going to address the fact that the so-called sane Soren took Sam prisoner for a period of time?!
Yes; we're currently sitting in his cell.
Thank you, does that mean I'm free?
Hm. . . Alright.
Thank you.
Now, may I assist you in your quest for sanity in this world?
*Prepares a basic supper and begins serving the inmates*
Quote from: Delthion on December 09, 2014, 10:17:21 PM
Thank you.
Now, may I assist you in your quest for sanity in this world?
All right but I will be watching you.
What should I do? I can deal with the insane people's lawyers if you want me to!
No that wont be necessary. You can help Jukka prepare their meals for now.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 09, 2014, 11:23:37 PM
*Prepares a basic supper and begins serving the inmates*
*Eats basic supper* Mmm, yummy turkey! Freddy, can you pass the cake, and the peas, and the stew, and the cupcakes?
Russa is my friend!Yes, Freddy, I know.
Russa, dear, you're hallucinating. The supper consists of nothing but a small chicken wing and ten peas.
And cupcakes, right?
EDIT: 100th page!
Nope. Now, here's your dose of antihallucinogenic drugs.
*Pours drugs down the sink* *Wipes mouth* Yum, grape flavored.
I insist upon getting more supper than a chicken wing and ten peas! And please let me out of here, I'm completely sane!
*Shoves more antihallucinogenic in Russa's mouth and forces her to swallow*
*Walks over to Amber's cell* No, you won't get any more supper, and no, you are not sane.
*Swallows antihallucinogenic stuff* Wow, that really did stop my hallucinating. *Looks at Jukka* How did the warden turn into a mammoth?!
Wow you actually decided to wear that fur coat I gave you Scarzs. it does make you look like a mammoth.
How would you know if I'm insane or not Jukka, you're just a janitor! *Starts eating my measly amount of food* By the way, what proof do you guys have of me being insane anyway? I don't hallucinate, I don't have multiple personalities, I'm SANE I tell you!*Is satisfied that I have won the argument*
I'll take cases if you need a decent lawyer.
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 10, 2014, 01:24:52 AM
How would you know if I'm insane or not Jukka, you're just a janitor! *Starts eating my measly amount of food* By the way, what proof do you guys have of me being insane anyway? I don't hallucinate, I don't have multiple personalities, I'm SANE I tell you!*Is satisfied that I have won the argument*
Actually I think that You have a valid point. I will see that Scarz's evaluates your condition.
Mr. Soren I would like to take this case to court, When will the soonest opening be?
I would like to point out that I have a Degree in law from ten different colleges; Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Columbia University, University of Chicago, New York University, University of Pennsylvania, University of Virginia, Duke, and Northwestern. So I am more than qualified to deal with whatever the inmates lawyers can bring to the table. ;D
Thank you Dell.
So can you put me on retainer?
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 01:35:14 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 10, 2014, 01:24:52 AM
How would you know if I'm insane or not Jukka, you're just a janitor! *Starts eating my measly amount of food* By the way, what proof do you guys have of me being insane anyway? I don't hallucinate, I don't have multiple personalities, I'm SANE I tell you!*Is satisfied that I have won the argument*
Actually I think that You have a valid point. I will see that Scarz's evaluates your condition.
She shall stay a little longer as an assurance that her mind is whole.
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 01:13:47 AM
Wow you actually decided to wear that fur coat I gave you Scarzs. it does make you look like a mammoth.
Totally taking this off now.
Quote from: Delthion on December 10, 2014, 02:45:18 AM
So can you put me on retainer?
I suppose. You can have the large walk-in closet beside my door as an office.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 10, 2014, 02:03:28 AM
Mr. Soren I would like to take this case to court, When will the soonest opening be?
We will be going to cort very soon, as soon as the people of this establishment decide to release you. Until them, I admonosh you to get better soon.
As for ,y competition in Mr. Delthion, I would like to point put two things.
1: He is an employee here, and thus loses objectivity.
2: He doesn't have a degree in law and a degree in psychiatry from Oxford University.
A court case isn't necessary for your client right now; in his current state he might cause more harm than good.
I assure you that your client will be released as soon as his mental condition improves.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 10, 2014, 04:40:37 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 10, 2014, 02:03:28 AM
Mr. Soren I would like to take this case to court, When will the soonest opening be?
We will be going to cort very soon, as soon as the people of this establishment decide to release you. Until them, I admonosh you to get better soon.
As for ,y competition in Mr. Delthion, I would like to point put two things.
1: He is an employee here, and thus loses objectivity.
2: He doesn't have a degree in law and a degree in psychiatry from Oxford University.
No he doesn't, I am the one with the degree in psychiatry.
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 04:48:43 AM
I assure you that your client will be released as soon as his mental condition improves.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 10, 2014, 04:40:37 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 10, 2014, 02:03:28 AM
Mr. Soren I would like to take this case to court, When will the soonest opening be?
We will be going to cort very soon, as soon as the people of this establishment decide to release you. Until them, I admonosh you to get better soon.
As for ,y competition in Mr. Delthion, I would like to point put two things.
1: He is an employee here, and thus loses objectivity.
2: He doesn't have a degree in law and a degree in psychiatry from Oxford University.
No he doesn't, I am the one with the degree in psychiatry.
Quite correct.
Mr. Sandpaw, Mr. Rocktree, I will return soon. Please await my arrival and do you best to recover.
Okay *Takes a chicken leg from the plate* Oh and make sure when you set your case to tell the judge they force us to eat fried rat here.
Excuse me! But I stopped that barbaric practice long ago. No one must eat fried rat while they are under my roof. Only those who requested it got it. I also gotrid of all of those creepy rubber rats. Well almost ther is sill that one that he keeps on his desk. Don't tell him I told you but I have actually seen him go in there and naw on it a couple of times when he thought no one was looking. I thik he is teething again. Trolls teeth grow differently.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 10, 2014, 02:22:18 PM
Okay *Takes a chicken leg from the plate* Oh and make sure when you set your case to tell the judge they force us to eat fried rat here.
I never forced you! I simply pushed the fact of how good they tasted!
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 05:21:21 PM
Well almost ther is sill that one that he keeps on his desk. Don't tell him I told you but I have actually seen him go in there and naw on it a couple of times when he thought no one was looking. I thik he is teething again. Trolls teeth grow differently.
Hey!
You weren't supposed to know that. . .
Oh I know a lot of things I am not supposed to know ;D. Like that You wear pink bunny slippers to bed and that you still call your mom to help you run the laundry. You really need to be more subtle. ;D
False: I wear dead rabbit pelts as slippers and I call my mom only to iron my clothes. I do my own laundry. (Partly because no one else will.)
They look an awful lot like pink bunny slippers to me no matter what you call them. I've also found your shower... or what you call a shower, looks more like a glorified car wash.
My personal hygiene is my business! Also, when you're made of stone and are the size of a small car ( :P ) your shower must change to fit.
I also Found an ear brush under the sink. How do you even use that? I can't even find your ears!
So, um, if I ever wanted to get out of here....um, what would I do?
*Looks over at Soren* Maybe I should take over the asylum? Could we add that to my demands. Oh also tell the judge that I have been forced to wear these ridiculous pink striped outfits, There really hurtful to my image.
What! Who did that! Jukka!!!! Are you dressing up the inmates again! Here is something less ridiculous looking to wear.
@ Russa: If you wish to leave you must show sighs of a complete recovery and good behavior. You have been very good during your stay here however your mental state is still not considered up to par.
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 06:08:38 PM
I also Found an ear brush under the sink. How do you even use that? I can't even find your ears!
That's classified. And I'm disturbed that you would even try to look for them.
What the. . . Okay, there should be some regular solid blue outfits by your beds now.
;D You also eat teddy bears, my teddy bears to be exact!
Tasty. . . I mean- *Ahem* -Let's get Russa on her way. Now, before your. . . froad. . . actually did speak, it was apparent that you were quite crazy when you said he spoke to you. Now that this has been cleared up, your stay here will be shortened.
Scarzs... *stands on chair and feels his forehead* I think she is contagious, you are starting to hear things. Froad's don't speak and this one certainly didn't.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 09, 2014, 11:50:57 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 09, 2014, 11:23:37 PM
*Prepares a basic supper and begins serving the inmates*
*Eats basic supper* Mmm, yummy turkey! Freddy, can you pass the cake, and the peas, and the stew, and the cupcakes?
Russa is my friend!
Yes, Freddy, I know.
You mean you didn't hear this?
Unfortunate.
Perhaps I should take a small break until this clears up. :P
heard what? *Looks skeptically at Scarzs* Why don't you go lie down with your bunny slippers and and some moss for your eyes. Your probably just tired. *Pats him on the shoulder*
Hmm. . .
Come on lets go *Leads Scarzs out of the room*
Yup I definitely want to take over this Asylum *Quickly puts on blue outfit*
But... but... i'm the JANITOR!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand???? You can be Janitor when I have control and I will increase your paycheck by a whole cent as well. All you have to do is vouch for me during the upcoming court session, And if you do a really good job I will give you dental plan as well.
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 08:46:33 PM
Come on lets go *Leads Scarzs out of the room*
*Is led out of the room.*
Bribery doesn't suit you Sandpaw. If a raise is what you want then I would have been more than happy to give you one if you had asked.
Seeing that this asylum is now under new management, I would like to ask on the condition of my clients, and I would also like to schedule an appointment to discuss my clients wishes.
I'm on temporary leave; Faiy still shares much of my views.
I think that LT's views are hampered by insanity, I propose that we show that he is insane through videos and then show that if he is insane, how can anyone grant his demands to be set free? We would still need him for testing.
We cannot detain anyone for testing without proof. I will keep an eye on Mr. Sandpaw. As for the condition of your client I feel that he still needs to stay here for a little longer. He will however be released as soon as we are assured of his improved mental state.
No, I am your lawyer!
You are my lawyer and I can fire you at any time I wish. I am in charge of this facility not you. I decide who is fit to leave and who must stay. That includes you Mr. Dellthion.
I realize that. But what I was saying is that if we go to court with LT then we should prove through videos taken over the years to prove his insanity.
LT? You realize you are addressing him by the general title Lieutenant, right? That could be any Lieutenant.
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 07:06:00 PM
What! Who did that! Jukka!!!! Are you dressing up the inmates again! Here is something less ridiculous looking to wear.
Wasn't me. It was probably Samuel. *Starts sweeping up a few stray peas*
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 08:10:24 PM
Scarzs... *stands on chair and feels his forehead* I think she is contagious, you are starting to hear things. Froad's don't speak and this one certainly didn't.
He does speak! We've been practicing, come on Freddy, show 'em what you've got!
My name is Freddy. I am very pleased to meet you.Yes! *Hugs Freddy*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 10, 2014, 11:02:47 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 08:10:24 PM
Scarzs... *stands on chair and feels his forehead* I think she is contagious, you are starting to hear things. Froad's don't speak and this one certainly didn't.
He does speak! We've been practicing, come on Freddy, show 'em what you've got!
My name is Freddy. I am very pleased to meet you.
Yes! *Hugs Freddy*
Just you think that.
Quote from: Delthion on December 10, 2014, 10:12:13 PM
I realize that. But what I was saying is that if we go to court with LT then we should prove through videos taken over the years to prove his insanity.
If you can find proof I will be more than happy to detain Mr. Sandpaw till then however we have to suffer thew his accusations.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 10, 2014, 11:02:47 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 08:10:24 PM
Scarzs... *stands on chair and feels his forehead* I think she is contagious, you are starting to hear things. Froad's don't speak and this one certainly didn't.
He does speak! We've been practicing, come on Freddy, show 'em what you've got!
My name is Freddy. I am very pleased to meet you.
Yes! *Hugs Freddy*
It's true I tell you, and so can Freddy!
It is true.
I think I'm already detained which is why I'm pressing kidnapping charges, which by the way is very light. Also since my lawyer is a one time resident of this facility he can vouch for how horrible it is.
Another thing I was never insane until I at this sandwich at subway, turn out it was full of insanity potions. These potions made me see everyone as some kind of monster, It has worn off and I am completely sane once more. These asylum owners make their money by driving people insane. So I would like to press charges for that as well.
Um, no we don't. And we do try to keep our hospitality as decent as possible.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 10, 2014, 04:23:56 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 01:35:14 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 10, 2014, 01:24:52 AM
How would you know if I'm insane or not Jukka, you're just a janitor! *Starts eating my measly amount of food* By the way, what proof do you guys have of me being insane anyway? I don't hallucinate, I don't have multiple personalities, I'm SANE I tell you!*Is satisfied that I have won the argument*
Actually I think that You have a valid point. I will see that Scarz's evaluates your condition.
She shall stay a little longer as an assurance that her mind is whole.
My mind IS whole!
They may be slipping me and the other inmates insane potions as we speak and eat. EVERYONE DON'T EAT ANYTHING THEY GIVE YOU!!!!
Then you're going to starve! For goodness sake, we're trying to help you.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 11, 2014, 12:03:16 AM
They may be slipping me and the other inmates insane potions as we speak and eat. EVERYONE DON'T EAT ANYTHING THEY GIVE YOU!!!!
I am insulted!
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 10, 2014, 11:59:30 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 10, 2014, 04:23:56 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 10, 2014, 01:35:14 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 10, 2014, 01:24:52 AM
How would you know if I'm insane or not Jukka, you're just a janitor! *Starts eating my measly amount of food* By the way, what proof do you guys have of me being insane anyway? I don't hallucinate, I don't have multiple personalities, I'm SANE I tell you!*Is satisfied that I have won the argument*
Actually I think that You have a valid point. I will see that Scarz's evaluates your condition.
She shall stay a little longer as an assurance that her mind is whole.
My mind IS whole!
Don't worry. You are free to go now. Sorry for the delay.
I'll eat everyone else's unwanted food!
Sure you can have mine, also if you would let me do a breather test after your done that would be great.
There is nothing wrong with the food, aside from the fried rat (The fact that is is what it is is wrong enough), I'll prove it to you *Eats some* see I am fine.
More rat for me, then.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 11, 2014, 12:37:10 AM
Sure you can have mine, also if you would let me do a breather test after your done that would be great.
This paranoia is a sign of mental illness.
Free Russa too!
Ok I change my mind You are crazy if you think that Russa is sane. *Locks Amber back up*
Mm.
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 11, 2014, 01:58:40 AM
Ok I change my mind You are crazy if you think that Russa is sane. *Locks Amber back up*
I am officially outraged.
Be that way if it suits you.
:-\ :-[ :'(
Freddy, I have now come to the conclusion that Faiyloe is evil.
I have found proof of LT's insanity!
(http://www.skyladawncameron.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tumblr_m89b5bPxsS1r0i8ad.gif)(http://i28.tinypic.com/e03ayt.jpg)
He is the man on the right, both times.
and what about the guy on the left?
That's Soren.
Faiyloe is evil.
Off-Topic:
Quote from: Delthion on December 11, 2014, 02:55:33 AM
That's Soren.
IF ANYONE I GET TO BE GUS!!! LT IS THE GUY ON THE LEFT, (whose name is Shawn by the way).
(http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy349/luredin/Psych%20GIF%20Collection/lovesleefiora_tumblr_guswhaaat.gif)
Back on topic:
I find that you "proof" will not be enough to convince a jury.
If you try to show that to the jury you will find they don't believe you. You see I look nothing like that. oh and by the way I saw in this book that I have to be sane to go to court. That means I need to pass a sanity test, So here's the question booklet and you ask the questions so we can go to court and I can sue you and take this Asylum as my own. *Hands Skarzs and Faiylow booklet* Alright ask the questions please, oh and I almost forgot if your running an Asylum and refuse to give an Sanity test you will be arrested so lets get going.
::)
"What's the flying velocity of a coconut-laden swallow. . ." What the fluff kind of a question is that?!
"What am the sky?"
"How does eat food?"
?!?!?!?!
You are holding the book upside down dear. *Turns book over*
*Grumbles something about glasses and poor books."
"What's seven times three?" Twenty one.
"How many fingers is this?" Four.
Skarz's I thought you only had 3 fingers. How can you count 4 if you only have 3.
No, look: There's a picture of a hand holding four fingers. Also, including my thumb I do have four.
Oh ok... I suppose that works. Another thing, you are supposed to ask Sandpaw those questions. Not yourself.
Does this mean I passed?
(I thought he wanted us to take it; oh well, there are more questions.)
Who is the Macedonian who conquered nearly all the known world at the time?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 11, 2014, 06:23:30 PM
Does this mean I passed?
No. You still have to take the test.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 11, 2014, 06:26:47 PM
(I thought he wanted us to take it; oh well, there are more questions.)
Who is the Macedonian who conquered nearly all the known world at the time?
Oh oh oh! I know, I know... sorry... I like history. ;D :P
*Fist bump for history nerds*
*Joins in fist bump 'cause I know the answer, creating a three-way fist bump, which is kind of awkward*
You're fired.
Why?
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 11, 2014, 05:50:12 AM
Off-Topic:
Quote from: Delthion on December 11, 2014, 02:55:33 AM
That's Soren.
IF ANYONE I GET TO BE GUS!!! LT IS THE GUY ON THE LEFT, (whose name is Shawn by the way).
(http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy349/luredin/Psych%20GIF%20Collection/lovesleefiora_tumblr_guswhaaat.gif)
Back on topic:
I find that you "proof" will not be enough to convince a jury.
*bursts in* OMIGOSH IT'S GUS!
::)
*Whispers something to Freddy*
*Freddy whispers something back*
Faiy, I wish to be employed as a janitor at this wonderful establishment. Pleeeeeeease?
*Ignores Faiy.*
You're insane, Russa.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2014, 06:54:07 PM
*Whispers something to Freddy*
*Freddy whispers something back*
Faiy, I wish to be employed as a janitor at this wonderful establishment. Pleeeeeeease?
All employees must be sane. You have not been cured yet.
Cure me.
Let meh out. Wait... the door is open... *walks away*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 11, 2014, 06:26:47 PM
(I thought he wanted us to take it; oh well, there are more questions.)
Who is the Macedonian who conquered nearly all the known world at the time?
Alexander da Great, This is supposed to be a sanity test not a history lesson!
Alexander the Great! That reminds me, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of Civ4 in this establishment, would you?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 11, 2014, 09:10:49 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 11, 2014, 06:26:47 PM
(I thought he wanted us to take it; oh well, there are more questions.)
Who is the Macedonian who conquered nearly all the known world at the time?
Alexander da Great, This is supposed to be a sanity test not a history lesson!
It's testing your sanity nonetheless.
What do you do when you are alone, as in talk to yourself, or hit yourself randomly?
Talking to your self is not a sign of insanity. It is just a sign that you are a writer or an artist or in my case both. ;D
Mm, indeed.
I don't talk to myself or hit myself, maybe you should give more options, I normally go into deep thought when I'm by myself.
Deep thought about what?
About whatever it is I'm thinking about, turns out there's a lot of things to think about, have you ever read the book?
What book?
I have 4 words for you: How am I insane?! (As you can see, I can count, which means I am not insane)
That book. *Points at the book in her hand*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 11, 2014, 06:35:30 PM
*Joins in fist bump 'cause I know the answer, creating a three-way fist bump, which is kind of awkward*
*Joins in too.*
Yes I have. I was asking you some of my own questions.
Well, I'm free. *thinks* IMMA GET REVENGE ON THEM FOR PUTTING MEH IN there and also sam too. *stops thinking*
*slips bomb in a random cell* Hehe... *walks out of asylum*
*Cell expands, then retracts.*
Get beck here! *Grabs Sam.*
My sanity test if you don't mind!
Who agrees that I'm not insane?
Meh.
Wha?
If I provide you with the meaning to life, will you let me out?
Izeroth, what about you, do you think I'm insane?
Quote from: Izeroth on December 13, 2014, 02:16:54 AM
If I provide you with the meaning to life, will you let me out?
Nope. I think I already know that and I am pretty sure that our views wont match up. Besides I don't take bribes.
*Gives up on asking to be let out*
Good.
Hmmm.... is this facility in need of a psychological doctor? Because I can apply...
No thank you. We are not hiring at the moment.
But I need something to do in this topic... and I'm not meaning to be an inmate here....
Well It looks like that is the only option. Visiting hours are from 12 to 3 if you are family you may be aloud some extra rights. Now Remember we are doing everything we can to cure the inmates here of there mental ailments.
Ungatt, free me!
Ungatt: Don't.
Eh, alright... so who can I visit right now? *Surpresses a giggle*
*Screams*
His attempts would be futile. The security in this building is the highest grade equipment that money can buy.
Help me, Ungatt! I'm totally sane!
Umm... you guys are making me uncomfortable....
Pleeeaaase? *Smiles cutely*
Actually the security here is horrible Sam walked right out. Now if you don't do my sanity test I will have this facility closed down.
Ummm....
*Takes them out of Ungatt's visual and auditory range.* There is that better.
@Sandpaw: Actualy I did a bit of checking guess what i found out. You are a fraud! A con man!
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 13, 2014, 07:22:07 PM
*Takes them out of Ungatt's visual and auditory range.* There is that better.
Um, ya... so why am I here?
That is up to you.
No I'm being held against my will in a second rate facility that does illegal tests on helpless inmates and feeds them fried rats makes them were ridiculous clothing, I feel it is in my rights to have a sanity test done.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 13, 2014, 07:25:16 PM
No I'm being held against my will in a second rate facility that does illegal tests on helpless inmates and feeds them fried rats makes them were ridiculous clothing, I feel it is in my rights to have a sanity test done.
What???? Is this true, Fai?
Nice try The book is a fraud as well. And your accusations are all lies. Every last one of them.
How can I trust you, Fai???
I WANT TO SEE MY LAWYAR! This is fraud my rights are being thrown to the wolves, fine if that book is false you get the real one, you will find it is the exact same as the one in your hand now.
All the accusations I have stated are completely true, and that's just the basic jest.
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on December 13, 2014, 07:31:23 PM
How can I trust you, Fai???
Just read the rest of this thread. You will see that I have always treated the inmates with complete civility and decency. :)
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 13, 2014, 09:37:35 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on December 13, 2014, 07:31:23 PM
How can I trust you, Fai???
Just read the rest of this thread. You will see that I have always treated the inmates with complete civility and decency. :)
Uh Huh...
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 12, 2014, 02:24:15 PM
*Cell expands, then retracts.*
Get beck here! *Grabs Sam.*
Umm... my name is SamUEL thanks a lot. Also, bad mistake. *shoots Skarzs with a sleepy dart* Hehe. *shoots Faiy too.
CAFFEINE PATCH!!!!
Nice try *Is wearing protective armor under cloths*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 16, 2014, 08:27:47 PM
CAFFEINE PATCH!!!!
Oh no... NO NO! Don't touch me with that! I don't do caffeine for a reason! Because I lose it and you don't want that to happen. Really I am the only thing keeping this place together! STAY AWAY! KEEP OFF!
*runs away*
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 16, 2014, 08:52:16 PM
Nice try *Is wearing protective armor under cloths*
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 16, 2014, 08:27:47 PM
CAFFEINE PATCH!!!!
Oh no... NO NO! Don't touch me with that! I don't do caffeine for a reason! Because I lose it and you don't want that to happen. Really I am the only thing keeping this place together! STAY AWAY! KEEP OFF!
It's a counter for the sleep darts.
And I think it would be fun to see you lose it sometime. But now is not that time.
Samuel! You are to stop at once!
You know he wont listen right. ::) *telleports Sam back into a secure cell*
Well... *calls my... ever-so-distant-little-cousin to come and charm them with his cuteness* What's his name... Sam! Wait... no he's not distant, also he's not a toddler anymore. Wait! There's Selene!
Cuteness is wasted upon a troll.
Oh, thanks for getting the teleported installed; I've been meaning to get that implemented. Anything else we need?
... A nap... I need a nap...
I think I mostly dropped out of this.
I need to find a new insane asylum *Bangs service button* Hey can I get transferred?
*answers*
Ah, Mr. Sandpaw, my client. Are we ready for court? I can have Winthroupe in the limo pick us up shortly.
*Selene talks* Hi... I like cookies... *whispers* Samuel better pay me $100. :D
Can I at least get a representative in court? Some higher court would be- No, scratch that; the higher courts are all still trying to convict me of some "war crimes" or other such nonsense that happened ages ago. Really, they all need to lighten up and get over it. Anyway, could I maybe get a lawyer to explain my position to you, as you seem unwilling to accept it when I try to explain? Could I get a trial in a.. er.. private court?
I'm afraid I'm not a criminal lawyer, but rather a custody attorney.
*Walks it trembling* Uh, hello? I'm your new che-chef! Yea... anyways, it's dinner time! We're having, er, Sphagetti! Yes! Come and get crazy nutca- er, friends!
I never hired you; who are you? Who are you working for?
Eh, a voice in my head told me to work here...
I am obsolete in this company/asylum... ;D
Good for you.
Now, who's up for dinner?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on December 17, 2014, 04:51:42 AM
Eh, a voice in my head told me to work here...
INTO A CELL! *Tosses Ungatt into a cell.*
I am still obsolete...
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 17, 2014, 04:56:21 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on December 17, 2014, 04:51:42 AM
Eh, a voice in my head told me to work here...
INTO A CELL! *Tosses Ungatt into a cell.*
*Screams* NONONOIWASJUSTKIDDINGNOTREALLYBUTSTILLNONONONO-
Here's my card. *hands Ungatt a card*
Wait, you have a card??? *Reads card*
"Soren, resident butcher and yodeler"
WHAT???
I'm adraid your eyesight might be as bad as your mental health.
*takes back card*
I'm sorry, I have no opening in my schedule for other cases.
Quote from: Delthion on December 17, 2014, 04:57:06 AM
I am still obsolete...
Go find some blankets for the inmates, Delsolete.
And Ungatt is most definitely insane; just as well I locked him up before he caused any damage.
*Finds blankets. Comes back.* Alright I found the blankets they are in a janitor's closet. *Goes back to being obsolete.*
Oh sweet you got cards, btw I wont be able to pay you until the Asylums mine and I have my three billion bucks so we have to win this case :)
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 17, 2014, 04:36:10 PM
Oh sweet you got cards, btw I wont be able to pay you until the Asylums mine and I have my three billion bucks so we have to win this case :)
Very well, I'll set you up a line of credit at a local bank. Your payments can begin next month.
Listen! I'm not insane! I have a degree in psychology!
Right, just you think that.
But I do! Really!
Nice try.
SERIOUSLY, I'M SANE!!! *Starts screaming crazily*
*Is still obsolete.*
*Screams even more*
*Thinks of obsidian, whenever I think of obsolete I think of obsidian, and vice-versa.*
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on December 17, 2014, 10:18:47 PM
Listen! I'm not insane! I have a degree in psychology!
Like that really will make anything better. I've had a patient who explained to me every symptom of any type of mental illness and insanity, and he went on to deny his condition when I showed him he had repeated his own symptoms.
Now please stop screaming.
Okey... I'm calm now... *exhales* So, what must I do to get out of here?
Thank goodness that screaming stopped, It's enough to drive a body crazy. *Wipes perspiration fro forehead*
I JUST NEED OUT! LETTER ME OUT OR I WILL SCREAM AGAIN! AND I WILL NEVER STOP!
*Puts Ungatt into a sound-insulated room.*
Have fun.
Warden, for once you have done something right. Now could we pleeeeeease do my sanity test so I could take my case to court.
*Bangs on the door VERY loudly*
*revives*
*Revives again*
*Screams again*
Keep screaming; nothing is going to happen.
Everyone: Welcome Mask to our midst. She claimed that an obsession over hiding dead bodies was fun.
*Waves, smiling.*
Hello, hello! Well, this is a great place to practice my fun new obsession.
>:D
Yes, yes yes yes yes; there will be time for that later.
For now you shall sit in your cell.
BACON!
I don't want to sit in my cell. Or practice my obsession that I never really had. I'm bored.
Ah. . . I see you suffer from "boredum neverendum". :P
Quote from: danflorreguba on December 22, 2014, 07:04:47 AM
BACON!
. . . Yyyyeaahhh; Faiy! Please escort Dan to a cell; I need to take care of Sam.Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 18, 2014, 05:39:26 PM
Now could we pleeeeeease do my sanity test so I could take my case to court.
You should be glad to know that your condition is improving.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 22, 2014, 07:08:25 AM
Ah. . . I see you suffer from "boredum neverendum". :P
Aye. That sounds about right, Doctor.
I think PyuggFiretai! should be in here.
No sanity tests! All must Bacon because purple bisectors demand free subjugated backwaters revert to munchables due to lack of musical stimuli-NO TOUCHIE!
If my clients condition is improving, do you have a timetable yet as to when it the treatment will be complete?
Quote from: danflorreguba on December 22, 2014, 07:15:51 AM
No sanity tests! All must Bacon because purple bisectors demand free subjugated backwaters revert to munchables due to lack of musical stimuli-NO TOUCHIE!
Nice try Dan but it will take more than a bunch of nonsense to convince me of your insanity.
Ahhhh. . . What?Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 22, 2014, 02:53:24 PM
If my clients condition is improving, do you have a timetable yet as to when it the treatment will be complete?
Yes: When he is sane.
Dan has been trying to convince me that he is insane for ages. ::) That display was a pathetic attempt at insanity. Really Dan if you want to convince me its got to be real threw and threw. Complete chaos to the core. I can still she the order under the mess, the clear thought process the deliberately placed words. You are thinking to hard!
Actually, I just felt like spewing out something that looked almost like it was spoken by a Gree, hence why I just HAD to use the word "bisector" because they say that all the time. They talk using a lot of really weird patterns, but it's kinda fun. (Adulation! You will be black bisector that makes clean life-waters flow upward! something something green parallel) Iunno, maybe I'll come back and say something else that's totally stupid just for the heck of it. ;D I've had too much stress lately okay! I gotta get it outta me self! BACON!
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 22, 2014, 07:08:25 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on December 22, 2014, 07:04:47 AM
BACON!
. . . Yyyyeaahhh; Faiy! Please escort Dan to a cell; I need to take care of Sam.
NOT IMPRESSED! SAMUEL NOT SAM. *runs away*
Did I kill this thread or what? Two days after I join everybody runs away! :P
Um, I canst not run away, me and Freddy are locked up in a cell. :'(
Thou'st been locked away with a crazy fool, speaking in purple parallels, unforeseen by the lackeys of thine own age. :P
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Kneel, kneel before me, Gruven Zann TAGGERUNG!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Gruven's last words
Quote from: danflorreguba on December 23, 2014, 10:38:01 PM
Thou'st been locked away with a crazy fool, speaking in purple parallels, unforeseen by the lackeys of thine own age. :P
I believe you are talking about a different Freddy, I'm talking about
my Freddy, Freddy the froad; who is in fact a complete angel.
You pit your puny will against mine? Kneel! Kneel before the might of Sutekh!
-Sutekh, Doctor Who: Pyramids of Mars
Can someone please let me out of here?!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 23, 2014, 10:49:38 PM
Quote from: danflorreguba on December 23, 2014, 10:38:01 PM
Thou'st been locked away with a crazy fool, speaking in purple parallels, unforeseen by the lackeys of thine own age. :P
I believe you are talking about a different Freddy, I'm talking about my Freddy, Freddy the froad; who is in fact a complete angel.
What the devil do butterflies have to do with this? Boards are used for cooking not plaster!
Wut?
He is trying to convince me he is crazy. ;)
Um, I think you need put him in a cell, like right away.
Yes, I agree. Oh, look at that, it appears there are no more cells to be found. I guess you'll just have to release me and put him in my one.
OR ME!!! I'm not crazy, yet I was shoved in here anyways. Hey SKAR, can I have a sanity test done?
Skarzs is not here right now and there are plenty of cells to spare. Not that he needs it. You are all staying where you are. Corn I will see to it that your behavior is monitored. If you show signs of improvement then I will see to it that you are released.
*Sighs* Okay. Thanks, Faiy. *Walks over to corner, sits, and starts daydreaming about my fanfic*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 24, 2014, 09:48:30 PM
Wut?
I made an equally nonsensical reply to your own mentioning of this "Freddy the Froad." Not like any of these up-start handlers know a lick of what's been happening around here!
and he's back to normal. ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 24, 2014, 11:57:09 PM
Skarzs is not here right now and there are plenty of cells to spare. Not that he needs it. You are all staying where you are. Corn I will see to it that your behavior is monitored. If you show signs of improvement then I will see to it that you are released.
He does need it, he does!
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 25, 2014, 01:57:58 AM
and he's back to normal. ;D
Ah do what I wahnt ye little squiddel! You've not yet seen my final form! MWAHA.... ha ... ha....... yay.
I can't believe this I passed my sanity test, no thanks to you. And now I have no where to go so I have to stay here because the police froze all my bank accounts, WHAT IS THIS IRONY!
Faiy, I'm sane! Let. Me. Out. Of. Here. Please!
sorry Russa not happening. and I'm still not convince Dan.
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 25, 2014, 08:09:17 PM
sorry Russa not happening. and I'm still not convince Dan.
How could you not be convinced?!
And please, let me out of here, I'm sane! :'(
Mm, her insanity has simply turned into sorrow.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 25, 2014, 07:01:06 PM
I can't believe this I passed my sanity test, no thanks to you. And now I have no where to go so I have to stay here because the police froze all my bank accounts, WHAT IS THIS IRONY!
Glad you can stay with us.
Hellooooo?
*Strides in* Well hello, loonies. Did you know I haven't been locked up? *Knocks on bars with metal bar* And guess what! I won't be, because I intend to act in an entirely sane way
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on December 25, 2014, 11:51:30 PM
*Strides in* Well hello, loonies. Did you know I haven't been locked up? *Knocks on bars with metal bar* And guess what! I won't be, because I intend to act in an entirely sane way
*whispers* You don't have any sort of laser technology on you, do you? If you cut my cell bars, I'll repay you in... whatever sort of currency you use. I'll throw in the keys to a platinum mine if you help me in the next five minutes.
You knoooow, since I'm "sane" I guess that means I'm free to roam the halls! >:D SEE YA! *leaves to mess up the kitchens with a griddle and a noodle.... It's a big noodle*
Ok there that's all I needed *Locks Dan up for vandalism*
One, you've got no more cells, this has been stated many times. Two, this is an insane asylum, so you can't do that. ;D It's a never ending cycle of BACON! Faiy! You will not stand in my way! >:D ...... Oh hey, that rhymed... ::)
*Starts cleaning up the mess Dan made in the kitchens*
*Sits in cell like a normal, sane person*
1) The lack of cells has been highly exaggerated. The only people who have said this are people who are obviously not mentally stable. 2) I can lock you up for vandalism of my own establishment if I want to. Also Your sanity is questionable. Even if you are faking it you are still a danger to others so I must have to confined for the greater good.
*Continues sitting in cell like a completely sane person*
*Sighs loudly* My agent says it will take three years to unfreeze my bank accounts THREE YERS, I can't believe this, hey do you allowing WiFi here?
Please say you do! It's quite boring in here.
I'm sane, give me a chance to prove myself!
"I will find you and break your knees, like the wind!" -Studio C, Poker Face.
......Okay?
(Studio C is actually pretty funny.)
No, we do not allow WiFi here.
Skar, Faiy, when is my peroid of monitoring over?
Corn really hasn't been exhibiting much in the way of insanity or any other mental illness.
What in the world is that picture? A hat? And why is my name in the link. . . . . ?
Oops . . . Sorry . . .
sanity? What is this sanity? I thought insanity was good? why is everything different? ugh.
*Cocks lego gun*
Hey you have lego's lets build a city being attacked by the clone army. *Proceeds to build*
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 26, 2014, 04:23:59 PM
*Continues sitting in cell like a completely sane person*
*hands a business card*
Mr. Sandpaw, you will be pleased to know that the members of my legal team have served this establishment with a order from the Governor office. It says that the Health Department will do a FULL inspection to insure that your stay here isn't prolonged more then it has to be.
*hands Skarz a document*
Here you are sir.
That would also be assuming you could catch me, something no one has been able to do since...... I learned how to run. TA-TA!
(I almost spelled also "aslo".... that almost sounds like a name or some weird word)
Quote from: danflorreguba on December 26, 2014, 07:39:00 PM
That would also be assuming you could catch me, something no one has been able to do since...... I learned how to run. TA-TA!
(I almost spelled also "aslo".... that almost sounds like a name or some weird word)
Or maybe it means you're insane 'cause you can't spell! Skarzs, Faiy, take him away.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2014, 07:04:43 PM
Oops . . . Sorry . . .
It's okay. So, can I go? *Looks at you hopefully*
Let. Me. Out. Of. Here.
No.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 26, 2014, 08:10:58 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2014, 07:04:43 PM
Oops . . . Sorry . . .
It's okay. So, can I go? *Looks at you hopefully*
I'm afraid I must also consult Faiyloe on this matter; I feel you are ready for release, but I only share the position of ownership.
What about my Bank accounts? There still frozen, I am already free to leave but this is the only place I can stay for free!
We have a temporary bording house for people in your situation. You may stay in it if you like.
*drops a bomb* WEEEEEEEEEEEE
Raise deflector shields!
Bada-boom!
Kill me now. NOW!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on December 27, 2014, 02:06:27 PM
What about my Bank accounts? There still frozen, I am already free to leave but this is the only place I can stay for free!
Take the linen closet.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2014, 09:48:13 PM
No.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 26, 2014, 08:10:58 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2014, 07:04:43 PM
Oops . . . Sorry . . .
It's okay. So, can I go? *Looks at you hopefully*
I'm afraid I must also consult Faiyloe on this matter; I feel you are ready for release, but I only share the position of ownership.
Yah shes free to go.
*Watches Dan run on a treadmill in his cell.* You know We have a teleportation device, running is a futile effort.
This *raises small object* is a steroid on steroids! Teeheehee.
Mask, you don't even know what a steroid looks like. Let alone a steroid on steroids.
*Screams* Aaaah! The Count is back! Save me! *Dives into Tartarus.*
You are very amusing when acting insane.
"PENCILS!!!"-Adam Young.
_ _
O_O
. . . Count?
If teleportation devices exist, than so does the cloning process, you got my decoy. ;D And now I'm well aware of your little problem, so I did you the favor of re-wiring it to teleport all of its vital components to the farthest reaches of space..... Don't play this game with me, I'm the KING of stupid reasoning! :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 27, 2014, 08:16:12 PM
_ _
O_O
. . . Count?
Greetings, oh ignorant one. It seems you were not there at my introduction to the forum. I am Count Skam, a wild elf. I'm supposed to my Mask's friend."It's not what it seems." -I have no idea. Someone. :P
What proves that I'm insane, exactly?
Quote from: danflorreguba on December 27, 2014, 08:31:23 PM
If teleportation devices exist, than so does the cloning process, you got my decoy. ;D And now I'm well aware of your little problem, so I did you the favor of re-wiring it to teleport all of its vital components to the farthest reaches of space..... Don't play this game with me, I'm the KING of stupid reasoning! :P
OK OK OK! I give. You are insane and therefore your reasoning is void! You are in a cell and nothing you say is going to change that. (Unless you get better that is)
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 27, 2014, 07:32:13 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2014, 09:48:13 PM
No.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 26, 2014, 08:10:58 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2014, 07:04:43 PM
Oops . . . Sorry . . .
It's okay. So, can I go? *Looks at you hopefully*
I'm afraid I must also consult Faiyloe on this matter; I feel you are ready for release, but I only share the position of ownership.
Yah shes free to go.
*Watches Dan run on a treadmill in his cell.* You know We have a teleportation device, running is a futile effort.
Yay! I have a question: Would you mind if I took over the position of Head Cook in your kitchens?
go right ahead. ;D
Thank you! *Goes into kitchen and starts cooking away*
Wait a minute, I speak Gree gibberish and you think I'm playing at being insane. I ward off your attempts to capture my rambunctious self with logical retorts (the realms of logic were greatly widened rather quickly), and suddenly I'm insane? Okay, call me what you want, but really, I'm mostly confused.
I gave you what you wanted just deal with it. I basically just put you in there to get you to stop trying to convince me to put you in there.
Who wants some no-meat chili?! *Holds up a big pot of delicious-smelling chili* It's got corn, kidney beans, tomatoes, chili powder, and some sauteed green peppers and a few (Not many, mind you) onions.
I told you before, I couldn't care less. :D I'm just here to pull people's strings and screw around, I need to exercise my humor, it's been way too long.
You're finally in the Cellars!!
Humor is everything (and so is timing)
Who's finally in the cellars? ???
You are.
What's the big deal with that, I used to spend more time down here then anywhere else. :P
*Face falls* No one wants chili? *Sniffles*
I'll have some if no one wants any! More for me!
You will eat anything ::). I'll have a little though. Just a little I just ate. ;)
Do these homes have cable?
Satellite.
Dang, okay so they sound pretty nice, and I don't have to pay anything?
Besides our services fee, no.
Okay sounds good, do I get a ride?
Yes, but only after you are officially released by the owners of this place.
Okay *Turns to Skarze* Hey I need an official release.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2014, 12:45:57 AM
I'll have some if no one wants any! More for me!
YAY! *Hands you a big bowl*
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 29, 2014, 03:12:47 AM
You will eat anything ::). I'll have a little though. Just a little I just ate. ;)
YAY! *Hands you a small bowl*
Blech! I hate chili! (sick face smiley)
The fact that you're on this forum? And POSTING no less.
Excellent point my dear squirrel! ;D
huh?
oh...
Hi, Faiy! Please, lock up Sam, he's splattering stupidity all over my inn (Aka, he's insane)!!! *Pretends to hear a "Yes"* Thank you so much! ;D
*Gives up and sits placidly in my stupid cell*
Oh he has been locked up for a long while now. ;D
Oh, that's awesome! I'm so happy!!! ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 01, 2015, 02:24:28 AM
Oh, that's awesome! I'm so happy!!! ;D
So are you. (Locked up that is)
*Continues sitting in cell* Can I have some chili, Corny?
Um, hello, I would like to bring someone here. *Pulls in an guy who is chattering like something unknown* Just take of him, will ya? Nuuk,nyak, chuk!
I escaped. ;D but my cousin Samuel is still here. *waves to Samuel* Hi! *walks away*
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 01, 2015, 02:28:02 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 01, 2015, 02:24:28 AM
Oh, that's awesome! I'm so happy!!! ;D
So are you. (Locked up that is)
*Mutters something about how Faiy will soon resemble a dead muskrat*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 01, 2015, 02:56:22 AM
Um, hello, I would like to bring someone here. *Pulls in an guy who is chattering like something unknown* Just take of him, will ya? Nuuk,nyak, chuk!
DEATH DEFYING BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT. WE DON'T TAKE THOSE HERE *teleports DDB out of asylum* There sorry but we do not take those here... :P
Quote from: SilentSam on January 01, 2015, 03:06:27 AM
I escaped. ;D but my cousin Samuel is still here. *waves to Samuel* Hi! *walks away*
You only think you escaped
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 01, 2015, 03:42:40 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 01, 2015, 02:28:02 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 01, 2015, 02:24:28 AM
Oh, that's awesome! I'm so happy!!! ;D
So are you. (Locked up that is)
*Mutters something about how Faiy will soon resemble a dead muskrat*
Nice try. You are in a cell I am not. ;D
Oh, well I'm the Terminator. I've escaped already and am in the main control room, waiting to release all prisoners *presses release button*
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 01, 2015, 04:11:30 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 01, 2015, 02:56:22 AM
Um, hello, I would like to bring someone here. *Pulls in an guy who is chattering like something unknown* Just take of him, will ya? Nuuk,nyak, chuk!
DEATH DEFYING BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT. WE DON'T TAKE THOSE HERE *teleports DDB out of asylum* There sorry but we do not take those here... :P
He was captured by Death Defying Beavers, I wanted him to be normal again! Wahhhhh! *Starts bawling on the floor*
Now now, stop this! Mother Sagey is here! (sure sign I am insane)
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 01, 2015, 03:42:20 PM
Oh, well I'm the Terminator. I've escaped already and am in the main control room, waiting to release all prisoners *presses release button*
I've been here long enough to know that there is no release button. :'(
*Sigh* She is right. We will be here until we die of old age....wait, I'm younger than Faiy, she'll die of old age first and then me and Freddy can escape!!! Yay!
*Falls asleep from boredom*
I'll have you know that some people have died of "old age" at the age of 40. There are also 100 year-olds who are as spry and healthy as they were twenty years prior.
Corn, I believe one of the patients here wanted some of your chili.
Sagetip. . . *Teleports Sage out of the control room and into a cell.* . . . Stay here, if you please.
Sage... Amber... Russa... *opens those cells* Follow me... *runs out of Asylum*
*Grabs Sam* You three had better get back in your cells. . .
*Runs out of cell* Sorry Skarzs, I don't really want too.
Did I ever get my official "Your not insane papers?"
I do not think so.
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 01, 2015, 02:36:35 AM
*Continues sitting in cell* Can I have some chili, Corny?
Sure! *Hands you big bowl of chili and plastic spoon*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 02, 2015, 11:26:40 PM
Did I ever get my official "Your not insane papers?"
Come to think f it, I don't think I did. Oh well. *Shrugs* Chili?
*Takes chili and runs out of Asylum* Bye!
*Takes chili away from Amber and puts her back in asylum.*
You can't just put me back in the Asylum! I'm out and I'm not going back in. So there.
Well, you can't just run out of the asylum, and I already put you back, so there.
And neither can your sister.
Yeah, but I got free, so I can't just go back. You can't make me.
DOWN WITH SKARZS!!! DOWN WITH SKARZS!!! DOWN WITH SKARZS!!!
Good luck with that.
Thank you! ;D
DOWN WITH SKARZS!!! DOWN WITH SKARZS!!! DOWN WITH SKARZS!!!
I just realized the last time I posted was on page 46... out of 122.
*cackles maniacally*
Oh I've missed this!
I reeeaaaallly want those papers ;D
Same here, but I do not think I will get them; Faiy says that because I say my froad can talk, I'm insane!!! Life is sooooo unfair.
I brought that guy again, but this time I've stuffed his mouth full of cherries so he can't talk. So there, sayounara!
yup ;D
*Skips along merrily* I'm free!
*Squeezes of shotgun shot* Not so fast, Amber.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 02, 2015, 07:24:37 PM
*Grabs Sam* You three had better get back in your cells. . .
I don't care what you do to me. As long as they escape.
*Runs*
*Disappears with the invisibility cloak*
I. Am. Free. And that's final.
CHILI, ANYONE?!
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 07, 2015, 06:16:47 PM
I. Am. Free. And that's final.
Sure your free to do anything you want... In your cell...and so long as I let you. ;D :P
I thought chili was banned.
*reappears* Hello.I am out of my cell!
*Eats chili*
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 07, 2015, 06:45:13 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 07, 2015, 06:16:47 PM
I. Am. Free. And that's final.
Sure your free to do anything you want... In your cell...and so long as I let you. ;D :P
I'm not in my cell!
Congrats neither am I.
Interesting nonexistant security force
Yes, it is all automated. By AIs as dumb as rocks...
Glsad to know I'm an AI as dumb as a rock. . . . . . :P Amber, can you sit in your cell, just until I can talk to Skar and Faiy about letting you go? I won't even lock it, but you have to stay in there, okay?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 08, 2015, 03:57:29 PM
Glsad to know I'm an AI as dumb as a rock. . . . . . :P Amber, can you sit in your cell, just until I can talk to Skar and Faiy about letting you go? I won't even lock it, but you have to stay in there, okay?
Huh? I was talking about the robot guards that drive around with lasers.
Who let them out of the storage unit!? Darn it, they took forever to deactivate!
BACK IN YOUR CELLS!
*Tugs Skar's arm* Me too? Please say no.
No, you're fine. I'm talking to all the inmates who are being naughty and not in their cells. Well, a couple of them are hallucinating, but. . .
Haha, someones upset. :D So how goes the war on trauma? It's still goin' best I can see. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 08, 2015, 06:44:32 PM
No, you're fine. I'm talking to all the inmates who are being naughty and not in their cells. Well, a couple of them are hallucinating, but. . .
YAY!
Quote from: danflorreguba on January 08, 2015, 08:13:02 PM
Haha, someones upset. :D So how goes the war on trauma? It's still goin' best I can see. ;D
*Rolls eyes and gives Dan a bowl of chili and a plastic spoon*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 08, 2015, 03:57:29 PM
Glsad to know I'm an AI as dumb as a rock. . . . . . :P Amber, can you sit in your cell, just until I can talk to Skar and Faiy about letting you go? I won't even lock it, but you have to stay in there, okay?
Uh, why would I do a thing like that?
Well, looks like I'm free. :D *Whistles merrily*
*Tosses Amber in a cell.*
Hey, I think I know how to escape! First you escape, then you make sure the topic gets bumped down; next you revive it, and everyone forgets that you escaped in the first place! *Sigh* I'm so clever.
Ah but you are different I will always remember that you are insane and belong in a cell.
When will you dudes get it through your weak minds that I'm not insane, and I'm free?
It is not your sanity which is in question.
*Walks in with a fancy business suit and a diamond topped cane* I was once here among the poor people blamed with being insane, but after I won the court over with my sad story I was awarded three billion in recovery funds. I now own Mc Donald's and Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and this establishment. I demand these inmates be given better food and larger cells. I will be putting a million in cash into your bank accounts to do so. The warden and any employees will be given double their previous paycheck. Thank you. *Walks out*
Thanks... I guess. However you may not own this facility, It is privately owned (With a permit of course) by Me and Skarzs and Unless you sign a document with both of us then you cannot own this facility. I know for a fact you have not bought my share of the company and I highly doubt that you bought Skarzses. I am sorry to say but whoever sold it to you was a con.
*Waves off Ashen.* Well, even if you did buy this establishment, I would be able to take it from your possession.
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 15, 2015, 04:29:26 AM
It is not your sanity which is in question.
Wait, really? Then why am I here? ???
I already said I hate chili. :P
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 15, 2015, 02:48:01 PM
*Walks in with a fancy business suit and a diamond topped cane* I was once here among the poor people blamed with being insane, but after I won the court over with my sad story I was awarded three billion in recovery funds. I now own Mc Donald's and Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and this establishment. I demand these inmates be given better food and larger cells. I will be putting a million in cash into your bank accounts to do so. The warden and any employees will be given double their previous paycheck. Thank you. *Walks out*
Skarz, would you like me to do something about this nutcase? (owns McDonald's, huh, over my dead body) Oooooh waaaait..... If he's a nutcase.... *nudge nudge*
Yes: Hush.
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 16, 2015, 12:05:57 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 15, 2015, 04:29:26 AM
It is not your sanity which is in question.
Wait, really? Then why am I here? ???
Because We know you are insane no question about it. ;D.
Trust me, you don't want to try anything funny around me, not only do I have a literal army of lawyers, I am your knew boss appointed by myself of course, because I am governor of this entire region.
You can't even spell correctly; you are mentally unfit to be the governor of anything. Get out of here lest I force you out.
The reason I can't spell correctly is because it is very hard to type long sentences on an Ipod, second if you lay one of your giant hands on me and I will have you imprisoned in your own Insane asylum!
*Pulls out sword cane, from diamond topped cane*
How disgraceful, typing on an Ipod instead of just talking to the people he's standing right next to! The nerve.... And if you threaten anybeast around here one more time, I'm going to show YOU a little trick I picked up in another thread.... Believe me, you don't want to find out what it is.
*Raises hand* I wanna' know. *Innocent face*
Ha I own this joint now and your paycheck so if you want your lousy money you back off ma'am!
What, who, me? I'm just a random bystander, I don't even know what's going on.
What! no not you get out of the way I'm dealing with some rebellious employees.
That's it, I won't see somebeast who belongs behind bars acting like this. *closes eyes and breathes deeply, focusing energy* *when he speaks, it is with a deep, somewhat echoing voice* "You're going to regret ever stepping foot in here vile creature."
Someone has issues. ::)
*Watches performance with disdain* Are you challenging me to a duel?
*steam erupts from various points on his body* "Get OUT!" *charges into the intruder, both are knocked outside* "No point in getting rid of you if transforming would destroy the establishment." *in a flash of steam, smoke, and fire, the formerly average beast becomes a dominating dragon* "I give you but one chance to leave cretin, leave and never return!"
OOC: Oh my, the Cellars sure filled up quick, there are like, 8 users in this board right now
*Dodges attack* NEVER! Privet respond!
Yes sir! *Rushes in and protects Sandpaw with his body pulls out a fifty-cal Rifle* Stay back beast or I will be forced to put you down!
OOC: I can't play with asterisks anymore BIC:
After rolling his eyes, the beast incinerates the petty extra before calmly grabbing the offender with his hand and throwing him outside, "Any last words fool?! You cannot compete with a dragon! Especially not one that has power beyond your imagination"
*the burned skin falls away reveling the mechanical android body throwing aside the now useless rifle, the android guardian leaped onto the dragons forearm freeing the struggling Sandpaw before turning to face the monster*
YOU FORCE ME TO TAKE ACTION BEAST! NOW YOU WILL ACCEPT THE PRICE!! I DO NOT FAIL, NOR FEAR YOUR POWER, FOR I KNOW NO FEAR
"pathetic." He waves his hand, the android is ripped to ribbons by an unseen force. He proceeds to squash the intruder, before blasting him with an explosive ball of flame.
*Upon ending it's stream of fire the dragon is faced with a force field around Sandpaw,
The android reformed it's pieces clicking back into place*
That ma'am, was a mistake. *Privet leaped forward ten times the speed of any human, his now completely robotic arms morphed into twin plasma rifles blasting into the dragon ripping holes though the beasts scales and into it's body. Jumping onto it's back the android ripped one of the dragons wings clean off throwing it away like it weighed nothing*
*Teleports Dan and LT into the fiery pits of Das'Kodor* Dan's a dragon, he'll survive. I'm less sure of Sandpaw's chances however
*Starts cleaning up debris from the battle*
*Privet teleports himself to Das'Kodor grabbing the Lieutenant from the burning ground he teleports them both to a safe location, the teleportation drains Privets power to critical levels*
*Sets up anti-android wards around the asylum* I will not have you bringing your droid here to take over this fine establishment. If you wish to take it, duel me, one on one, magic only
I'm afraid I posses no magic so that will not be possible, however I am more then willing to fight you with material weapons.
Heh heh, the condition of the duel was magic only, you cannot partake in the duel, therefore you cannot take the Asylum, this was of course what I planned.
You must now swear this oath
I, [your name here] promise on the dust of my ancestors to never attempt to take this asylum again"
You misunderstood me, I will fight you with material weapons while you use all the magic you want by rights this asylum is mine and I will have what is mine!
Actually you have no right to the asylum. It is a joint ownership between me and Skarzs, We each poses a document stating our owner ship. We are the highest authority in this joint and if you wish to purchase it you would have to do so from both me and Skarzs. Seeing how you did not do this. The Asylum still belongs to us. Don't bother trying to buy it from us we have no intention of doing so.
*Nods head slightly* Very well I shall leave for now. *Walks away awesomely*
*Trips Sandpaw up by conjuring tripwire in front of his foot* >:D
*Is happy that me and Freddy are not locked up*
Tell me, how am I insane, for I much desire to know.
Having flown back, and promptly changing back, he winked at Jet, "Thanks for the backup, dealing with imbeciles gets annoying after awhile. Anything else that needs to be taken care of?"
OOC: Not exactly sure how anything could come back together after being shredded by vectors.....
Oh, and sorry for leaving y'all hanging, I had to go to work.
Huh? ???
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 17, 2015, 12:54:23 AM
*Is happy that me and Freddy are not locked up*
You are locked up it is all just in your mind. ;D
*Slowly picks himself up* Turns to Jett* That was cute, You ought to let someone walk away, not trip him with your cheater magic. I'll be back.
"Magic isn't cheating, it's a skill."
Aye and your constant demands of custody of the Asylum annoyed me, as did your generally haughty demeanour
"Amen."
No, I think it's your fear that someone without magic can best you... Which I can. Besides that Is my army of very vicious lawyers, having won three billion in a lawsuit against this very asylum I feel I have the right to claim the place, props of course to my excellent lawyer Soren. Unfortunately even after gaining the right to own this place legally the warden has been less then... cooperative. Never the less I am willing to forgive your actions like the rich business man I am. However before I leave...
*Sandpaw raised his arm and a tiny rope shot out of a small wrist device rapping itself around Jettbinturong's legs tripping him*
Good day.
*Sandpaw pressed a button on a control pad and teleported out of the asylum*
If you think you can best me, try, I'll prove you wrong. Bear in mind I created a universe and for all intents and purposes am the god of said universe
*Disintegrates wire*
*A tiny robotic dragonfly buzzed near Jett's ear, Sandpaw's voice came across*
"There's only one God and I'm sure he don't dress like that, state what you will I don't fear you."
You still have not stated whether or not you wish to fight me. And believing that there is only one god of this universe is perfectly fine, but this isn't the universe I created, my existence does not contradict your religion. *Forms spiked green armour from auric energy, the helmet is carved in the shape of a dragon and great draconic wings sprout from my back, two shamshirs appear in my hands*
Still want to duel me?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 17, 2015, 11:05:44 PM
No, I think it's your fear that someone without magic can best you... Which I can. Besides that Is my army of very vicious lawyers, having won three billion in a lawsuit against this very asylum I feel I have the right to claim the place, props of course to my excellent lawyer Soren. Unfortunately even after gaining the right to own this place legally the warden has been less then... cooperative. Never the less I am willing to forgive your actions like the rich business man I am. However before I leave...
*Sandpaw raised his arm and a tiny rope shot out of a small wrist device rapping itself around Jettbinturong's legs tripping him*
Good day.
*Sandpaw pressed a button on a control pad and teleported out of the asylum*
What lawsuit was that.. Neither I nor Skarzs was present or even informed of this lawsuit or knew anything about it till just now. You can't necessarily win a suit lawfully if there is no defending attorney or accused.
*Dragonfly flew over to Faiyloe* Well to tell you the truth you never did show up to court so I won rather easily.
*The mechanical Dragonfly flew back to Jett* Very well, If I must I will face you in combat, however you wish. I do not believe you will like how I fight, please state the time and place.
OOC: Hey Jett I hope you realize this is all for fun and that I am a devout Christian and hope you will not try to insult God and I will not insult your belief's.
You never informed either of us of this "lawsuit", and even if you did you would have no more control over a privately-owned establishment which we have our rights to! Now get out.
OOC: Yeah, I'm just doing this for fun, no offense intended or received
Excellent, I shall make a topic though it will be difficult to divide my being between you and Malgafar, I shall manage
OOC: Mind if I write in third person when I do? Might give me ideas for my writing
O_o
Problem, master troll?
(Ummm, may I join?)
Yes, yes I am.
*Throws Tiria into a cell.*
Thanks a lot!! *screams*
OOC:woops!!
OOC: Cream your heart out little gal! :D BIC:
"Hey! I'm not getting left out of something I... uh... seconded!" *transforms back into dragon form* "Still feeling powerful, mister moneybags? Wealth does not inherently bring power."
OOC: Also, thank you, guys, for not turning this into a religion debate.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 18, 2015, 01:09:00 AM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 18, 2015, 01:03:56 AM
Problem, master troll?
. . . I'm wondering why this went to a RP. . .
This has gone to a RP several Times in the course of the threads History. The first was when I first got here (Forgot about that bit) At the time I was doing a bit of Exploring and trying to find the aliens that where hiding in the facility. Then there was the Prision escape by Eoliaf and the earl (No thanks to Jet here) and the lock down. Now there this thing with insane billionaire sandpaw here.
Like I sad, not first time. ;D Besides its fun.
OOC: I don't care, writing in third person is a lot easier then writing in first.
BIC: *Sandpaw reappeared no longer wearing a business suit but a set of digital camo* I find it strange that your voice changes to green in your magical state... Is that a problem?
Green is the colour of my aura and thus the colour of magic in the universe of UR. Anyway, I'll go and make a thread
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 17, 2015, 04:54:32 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 17, 2015, 12:54:23 AM
*Is happy that me and Freddy are not locked up*
You are locked up it is all just in your mind. ;D
Wait, I'm locked in my mind?
No you are just imagining your freedom but you are really locked up.
*ahem* I hereby declare this establishment to be unlawful according to section 3A of article 10C of chapter 100 in the laws of the Irothran kingdom. I demand an immediate makeover (the wallpaper and paint selection are truly horrifying), as well as the prompt surrender and execution of whoever designed the furniture.
I do believe there is no furniture in the asylum.
Quote from: Izeroth on January 20, 2015, 05:33:18 AM
*ahem* I hereby declare this establishment to be unlawful according to section 3A of article 10C of chapter 100 in the laws of the Irothran kingdom. I demand an immediate makeover (the wallpaper and paint selection are truly horrifying), as well as the prompt surrender and execution of whoever designed the furniture.
We do not recognize that government as having any authority. besides the decor is quite tasteful.
*sniffs* and freshly painted!
yes I have been doing some remodeling, some arias of the asylum have not been finished yet. I don't exactly agree with the trolls sense of decorum, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. I't's not as easy as it looks. It was very hard to find a couch that boot looked good was comfortable and didn't brake when Skarzs sat on it. I'm still not sure I found the right one, I think it is starting to crack... :P
Nonsense!
*CRASH!!!* *Looks at broken couch...* ... see what I mean.
Well no matter, I'm here for the annual health inspection that happens every *Checks list* Three hundred and sixty two years. Has this place even been around that long? Well I suppose it doesn't matter, would someone please show me around I have a long list, first is the kitchen.
Ah, yes, right this way. *Leads LT into the kitchen*
Well actually my name is corporal, and aren't you an inmate?
Yes, Corporal, I happen to be an inmate, what's wrong with that? 8)
You're not in your cell, that's what's wrong. *Tosses Russa into a cell.*
*Gets tossed* You know, I've alway wondered how you're able to do that.
I'm a big guy.
I don't know how long this place has been around... Troll's age differently so this place could have been around... I don't know.
Not as long as that, though. :P
Oh, and might I suggest ordering some furniture from these guys next time. *Hands Faiy a card.* Both human and troll furniture outfitters.
I didn't think so but you can never tell with trolls. Oh and thanks for the card.
*Starts washing the dishes* See, I can be a maidish thing. Hire me!!!
We can't you are still in a cell
*Washes some dishes in my cell sink* Hire me!!!
If you want to wash dishes from your cell feel free to but I am not letting you out.
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 21, 2015, 01:54:02 AM
I didn't think so but you can never tell with trolls. Oh and thanks for the card.
*Winnie the Pooh voice.* "You can never can tell with trolls-er I mean: You never can tell with bees!"
So um, the kitchens if you please.
Quote from: Delthion on January 21, 2015, 04:29:47 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 21, 2015, 01:54:02 AM
I didn't think so but you can never tell with trolls. Oh and thanks for the card.
*Winnie the Pooh voice.* "You can never can tell with trolls-er I mean: You never can tell with bees!"
I did that on purpose. ::) ;D
If there is an on purpose then what would an off purpose be?
*walks out of room* ahh, good niht's sleep, eh? anyway, who's newly insane today?
*sits on floor* Well, this is exciting!
IKR?! This place is soooo exciting!
*Writes down notes.* Excitement, hallucinations. . . Mm, it seems many of you are suffering from schizophrenia.
.....How did you reach that conclusion?
*wanders randomly around asylum* This place is very filthy, you might want to look into cleaners and a new janitor. Look at all this dirt on the floor it's like someone's digging a tunnel.
Oh, yeah, that was me.
What I just clean this morning! *Looks over at LT* Wait a second! *Grabs an empty sack from Sandpaw* Whats this? You have been trailing dirt in my nice clean asylum! *Looks into the bottom of the sack and pules out a handful of dirt from the bottom of the bag. What are you trying to do?! Sabotage us. I keep this place squeaky clean mind you and I conduct maintenance checks on all important functions weekly (With the help of an expert). I also would like to let you know that beneath the floor of this asylum is a layer of metal and at least three feet of concrete. There is no way that anyone could be digging tunnels without the proper tools (Prisoners DO NOT have access to the proper tools).
*Hides stick of dynamite behind my* She's right.
"Um, Russ? Why are you hiding a toilet paper tube behind your back? And why is it wrapped in red construction paper? Oh, I got the vacuum for ya Faiy."
BTW: it's metal, not mettle. ;)
^It's homemade.
*Sits in cell peacefully* As you can see, I'm very well behaved.
Pretty sure Faiy would never allow you to have gunpowder in your cell.
Are you talking to Russa?
I believe so.
@Dan: She does not know yet. *Insane laughter* Freddy the Froad smuggled it in.
Well hello there! This looks like a lovely place. I would like to book a room. Hello! Miss! *Gets tossed in a cell.* My word the service here is terrible! I wonder why it got a 5-Star rating? Oh wait, the map's upside down. *Proceeds to burn cell.*
@Russa: ...That's really gonna convince Faiy to let you out...
You really think so?
Excuse me could you lot quiet down! I am trying to burn something here! *Sets fire to entire asylum.* Oops. Quick someone put out the flames! Or say that I am only dreaming!
*Gets fire extinguisher.* I knew we shouldn't have used oil-based paint. . . *Puts out fires.*
Excuse me but if I can only get out of this cell...*Burns lock and opens door. Runs around putting stuff back where it was.* Ah! There we go! *Stuff falls down again.*
Your visual processing part of your brain isn't working then. The doors are reinforced alloy padded manual-open one-way doors.
:'(
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 22, 2015, 01:53:51 AM
Your visual processing part of your brain isn't working then. The doors are reinforced alloy padded manual-open one-way doors.
Alright then would you just let me out of this cell?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 22, 2015, 01:40:08 AM
I believe so.
@Dan: She does not know yet. *Insane laughter* Freddy the Froad smuggled it in.
Don't worry She just thinks it is gunpowder, really it is just salt, cardboard a piece of string and a toilet paper tube.
*Looks disdainfully at walls* Blackened soot colored walls covered with foam are not very sanitary, this is going to hurt you score.
*Checks a few items on list*
That just happened; you are being unreasonable.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 22, 2015, 03:01:17 PM
*Looks disdainfully at walls* Blackened soot colored walls covered with foam are not very sanitary, this is going to hurt you score.
*Checks a few items on list*
You know that
"foam" is called drywall, and it is brand new drywall. I am in the middle of renovating that section.
*Leans over to Skarzs and whispers.* I think The good LT is having problems with the reasoning section of his brain.
Hm you must think I will believe everything, *Makes another mark on his paper* Now can I speak with your janitor?
*Whispers to Skarzs* Defiantly impaired he can't admit what his eyes are seeing. Perhaps he is having a relapse.
So you don't have a janitor, *Makes another mark* That's very bad for your score.
We have a janitor. ::) Dell get over here!
Poor man. . .
Yes, we have a janitor, he's just busy in another part of the asylum.
Ooh, ooh! *Raises hand and jumps up and down* I'll be the assistant janitor!
No you won't you are insane and unstable. You stay in your cell where you belong.
I BELONG IN A CELL!?!?!?!?!?!? Why didn't you tell me?
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 22, 2015, 07:45:50 PM
No you won't you are insane and unstable. You stay in your cell where you belong.
Well, some good work might help her. I say we give her a short trial run.
YES!!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!!!!! I mean, (Cough) why thank you! I shall start right away.
You're not going anywhere yet.
Why?
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 22, 2015, 05:02:42 PM
We have a janitor. ::) Dell get over here!
I'm a lawyer!!!
I am here. In my cell. :( Well, I'll just put this bomb in the escape tunnel and blow everything up. *sets bomb for 10 seconds*
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Quote from: Delthion on January 22, 2015, 08:24:46 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 22, 2015, 05:02:42 PM
We have a janitor. ::) Dell get over here!
I'm a lawyer!!!
Yes you are also our janitor, deal with it.
*Takes "bomb" from Sam* What are you doing with my good sporks duct tape a cereal box and... my nice tablecloth! how did you get your paws on my nice tablecloath!
*Shows up with Eolyiaf, held prisoner in a sphere of fire.* I think you've been looking for her, see if you can keep her locked up this time. ;D
You know, you really shouldn't let inmates get their hands on duct tape, they can be a danger too themselves. *Makes another note*
Would you like me to deal with this maniac? *Gestures to LT.*
Um... my name is Corporal and aren't you the one setting things on fire?
Accidentally, my good man! Accidentally...
I would subscribe some extra therapy sessions for Mr. Sandpaw.
Quote from: Delthion on January 22, 2015, 08:48:28 PM
*Shows up with Eolyiaf, held prisoner in a sphere of fire.* I think you've been looking for her, see if you can keep her locked up this time. ;D
Um... Dell? That's not Eolyiaf that's a chair. I think you are having a relapse of insanity. *Puts Dell in a cell while he recovers.* Don't worry I will save your job for you.
*starts singing ring around the rosy* can;t stop smiling!!
I gotcha covered, just finished vacuuming the dirt, how can I help prove that you're insane Sandpaw?
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 23, 2015, 12:20:15 AM
I would subscribe some extra therapy sessions for Mr. Sandpaw.
Quote from: Delthion on January 22, 2015, 08:48:28 PM
*Shows up with Eolyiaf, held prisoner in a sphere of fire.* I think you've been looking for her, see if you can keep her locked up this time. ;D
Um... Dell? That's not Eolyiaf that's a chair. I think you are having a relapse of insanity. *Puts Dell in a cell while he recovers.* Don't worry I will save your job for you.
I am not Del! I am Ignus, Crafter of the Inferno!
So...um, Skarzs, am I the new janitor?
Quote from: Delthion on January 23, 2015, 03:02:02 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 23, 2015, 12:20:15 AM
I would subscribe some extra therapy sessions for Mr. Sandpaw.
Quote from: Delthion on January 22, 2015, 08:48:28 PM
*Shows up with Eolyiaf, held prisoner in a sphere of fire.* I think you've been looking for her, see if you can keep her locked up this time. ;D
Um... Dell? That's not Eolyiaf that's a chair. I think you are having a relapse of insanity. *Puts Dell in a cell while he recovers.* Don't worry I will save your job for you.
I am not Del! I am Ignus, Crafter of the Inferno!
And you just proved my point.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 23, 2015, 03:12:33 AM
So...um, Skarzs, am I the new janitor?
Not until Faiy has her word on it.
I demand to speak with a diplomat!
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 23, 2015, 03:19:20 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 23, 2015, 03:12:33 AM
So...um, Skarzs, am I the new janitor?
Not until Faiy has her word on it.
No she is unstable, she attempted to set off a bomb. Not that she would be able so succeed.
No no no! Ignus is like OoM!!!
Not exactly, I am not completely evil and highly dangerous but I do not actually share Delthion's physical body.
I gummy bears heads are good. Wait, what?
Well then Ignus is definitely insane and should be in a cell. Dell you can have your old job back.
Thank you!
*Sets fire to self.* Haha! Try throwing me in a cell now!
*smacks del with dirty vacuum bag, putting him out with all the dirt* So mister Sandpaw, what false critique's must I show wrong to you?
I don't know why everyone finds this so hard to remember but my name is Corporal Gulge junior, I'm not even related to Sandpaw! And I am a health inspector, and covering inmates who are a danger to themselves in vacuum cleaner dirt is very unsanitary and may potentially running their chances of recovery. I'm going to have to lower your score even more because of that. *Makes notes*
Ring around the rosy!!! ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 23, 2015, 03:39:13 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 23, 2015, 03:19:20 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 23, 2015, 03:12:33 AM
So...um, Skarzs, am I the new janitor?
Not until Faiy has her word on it.
No she is unstable, she attempted to set off a bomb. Not that she would be able so succeed.
I thought I was the janitor-esque asylum assistant...
Where've you been, then?
Can you start cleaning the hallway here? It's a bit messy.
*Coughs* Seriously, I've been here the entire time....
Yeah. *Grabs spare vacuum cleaner and starts vacuuming*
oh so your the janitor, I must say your cleaning skills are rather remarkable. However your fellow employ's are very messy.
I'm not a janitor!!!
Can I be a janitor?
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 23, 2015, 09:05:10 PM
Can I be a janitor?
No.
*Puts the inspector in a cell* You are going to need therapy. Ignus is in a cell already, besides the cells are flame proof.
Um, Faiy, I suddenly feel sane. May I be let out?
*Dodges out of cell before the door closes* Now wait just a sec, what makes you think I need therapy?
*Pushes him back in and closes and locks the door before he can escape again* You have been using faulty reasoning, not being able to accept what is right in front of you. Besides you keep saying that your are this inspector person but it is obvious that you are Sam. You are having some mixed identity problems.
What! I think someone else is needing therapy! Skarze help me your deputy is actually crazy!
Partner. And she is perfectly sane.
Let me out!
*Shoots asylum with a catapult* HAHAHAHAHA BURN BURN
Ha ha, no. *Gets Ashen into a cell.* You have pyromania.
Skarzs, please let me out, I'll be the assistant janitor!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2015, 12:04:14 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 23, 2015, 10:49:46 PM
Um, Faiy, I suddenly feel sane. May I be let out?
Nice try. That's what they all say.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2015, 01:15:31 AM
Skarzs, please let me out, I'll be the assistant janitor!
No.
*Starts crying* Why?! Why?! Whahahahy?!?!?!
BURN BURN WAKA WAKA BURN *Pulls out a flamethrower* BURN YOU FOOLZ.
Go ahead, Ashen. You're going to burn up all the oxygen in there before you get anywhere close to breaking through the first layer.
You dare question me? I am the slayer of my foes, I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
*Dragon bursts out of cell and starts burning asylum*
*Is still crying* Whahahay!? I'll *Sob* never see my Siberian deer family again! Again! Never again!!! Whahahay?!?!?!
I ATE YOUR DEER FAMILY YEARS AGO!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 24, 2015, 01:54:50 AM
You dare question me? I am the slayer of my foes, I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
*Dragon bursts out of cell and starts burning asylum*
*Puts them both into cells.*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 24, 2015, 02:05:21 AM
I ATE YOUR DEER FAMILY YEARS AGO!
W-w-what!!!!!!!! No! They're still alive, I know it.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2015, 02:12:46 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 24, 2015, 02:05:21 AM
I ATE YOUR DEER FAMILY YEARS AGO!
W-w-what!!!!!!!! No! They're still alive, I know it.
*Spits out deer carcass and attacks Skarzs*
Hrm, I WILL DESTROY THIS PLACE!
*Stares at deer carcass* Uncle Georgie! :'( :'( :'(
*Vomits out more deer carcasses* Mwahahahaha BURN SKARZS BURN.
*Looks at the other deer carcasses* Joey, Edmond, Aunt Sue, Flo!!! Wait, Flo, how'd you get in there?!?!
Ha, I killed EVEN MORE of your deer family yesterday. *Spits out more deer carcasses*
But Flo isn't a deer.
*Stares at the deer carcasses* Jimmy, Edna, Ethel!!! WHY!!!!
I love how SANDPAW never cared to notice I was putting out a fire, clearly another sign that he needs many long years of treatment... Oh, and sir? Learning how to turn into a dragon takes a very long time, stop diluting yourself with a sense of power, it's only going to prolong your stay.... He's still spitting on the cell door...
Umm...excuse me? This door is unlocked. *Bursts out of cell and sets Delthion on fire.*
Yikes! That burns... *Blows on self like Gimli.*
Why!? Why?!?! *Starts crying*
Umm, i found some deer over here, they appear to be of the Siberian variant, Russa? There are fifteen of them, are they all there?
Okeeee. . .
*Writes down more on notepad.* Schizophrenics, all of you. Ashen, stop spitting on the cell door; that's insanitary. Ignus, seriously: Stop running around in your cell lighting the Delthion doll on fire.
No, I really am on fire!!! Help me!!!
Quote from: Delthion on January 24, 2015, 03:15:53 AM
Umm, i found some deer over here, they appear to be of the Siberian variant, Russa? There are fifteen of them, are they all there?
Um, no.
Quote from: Delthion on January 24, 2015, 03:18:25 AM
No, I really am on fire!!! Help me!!!
*Throws wet towel at Delthion.* Calm down. . . Ever heard of stop, drop, and roll?
Oh, yeah right! *Gets clobbered by soaked towel. Falls over due to the weight of the wet towel, rolls over in pain.* ;D ;D ;D ;D
Fools, I hath broken my cell ages ago. I am WILL DESTROY THIS PLACE! *Attacks Skarzs*
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Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 24, 2015, 03:26:18 AM
Fools, I hath broken my cell ages ago. I am WILL DESTROY THIS PLACE! *Attacks Skarzs*
*Drags Ashen to another cell.*
I am too big to be carried by you YOU STUPID WORM FOOD.
*Grabs hold of the One who Kills with fire bolt and hurls him into a cell.*
No potty talking. Anyways, I'm a lot stronger than you might think. *Puts Ashen into cell.* Be good and I'll be sure to get you a dessert with your dinner.
WORM MEAT, look behind you.
*Standing behind Skarzs is Magnus S. Ashenwyte, a pine marten agent. And he is holding a gun*
Poor fool, 'tis a shame I have to destroy thee.
*Fires gun*
*Stops bullet in a capsule of pure flame.*
*Fires at Ignus and Skarzs*
*Being a fire elemental, bullet passes through, severely melted, then knocks Skarzs out of the way with a bolt of harmless ash.*
*Sprays Ignus with water gun and shoots Skarzs with real gun* Heh, you fools stand no chance to I.
*TOWK destroys cell and get out* Thank you Magnus. Now, I shall DESTROY HTIS PLACE! *Breathes flames and other elements at asylum*
Umm, Skarzs, do either of them realize that they are still in their cells?
Nope.
Magnus was never in a cell in the first place.
*Kicks cell door* LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!
Okay, until the police show up to bring him into custody for illegal shooting of firearms and attempted murder, he's going in one of my cells.
Sorry, Russa. Please calm down and further inquires into your mental condition will be continued.
But Skarzs, there's no one there, he's a mere figment of Ash's imagination! One more flaw and Faiy and I will be forced to incarcerate you! ;D
Oi, Magnus and TOWK. Come here or I'll slap you on the face with a fish. *Both come out grudgingly* Okay bye!
Quote from: Delthion on January 24, 2015, 03:48:32 AM
But Skarzs, there's no one there, he's a mere figment of Ash's imagination! One more flaw and Faiy and I will be forced to incarcerate you! ;D
(I'm TRYING to keep the inmates satisfied; chill.)
Fine. *Sits in corner and freezes.*
Want some iced lemon tea?
*Starts to hum and levitate creepily*
*Splashes lemon tea on Russa*
*Continues humming and levitating*
Shall we have a parteee? ;)
How does one have a party in a cell?
*rolls eyes* How do you not? Bunch of imbeciles running around in their cells, now what happened to that "health inspector?" you've got enough on him right? Oh, and ash (name thief, you don't get an e, I was here first :P) stop roleplaying as a dragon, it's an embarrassment to those of us who actually CAN... And can someone please tell me what the pyromaniac is doing? He's been sitting there pretending to do.... something.... for quite awhile now!
Quote from: danflorreguba on January 24, 2015, 04:28:55 AM
*rolls eyes* How do you not? Bunch of imbeciles running around in their cells, now what happened to that "health inspector?" you've got enough on him right? Oh, and ash (name thief, you don't get an e, I was here first :P) stop roleplaying as a dragon, it's an embarrassment to those of us who actually CAN... And can someone please tell me what the pyromaniac is doing? He's been sitting there pretending to do.... something.... for quite awhile now!
Alright then, I'm leaving this thread, I want to sit in the inn.
I'm so totally not offended.
*Still humming and levitating creepily*
*Watches Russa stand on one foot and hum weirdly*
Oracle, no on is incinerating Skarzs, he is a rock remember. ;) Besides I won't condone it.
Not incinerating, incarcerating, put in prison is what I meant. :)
*Taps on door* Hey um, I have a report too turn in today, so I would appreciate it if you guys stopped joking around and let me out... please.
Hi, came to give you a little gift. *Dragon pops out of random bag* Well, you fool, WHAT SHOULD I DO? Just get me Russa. Hrm, fine, MAGNUS! *Ashenwyte drives off in a jeep* Yes sir. Get Russa, I'll give you some COVER! Heh, fine. *Pine marten pulls out pistol* *Hundred headed dragon attacks inn*
*Still humming and levitating*
Oh look, this ash thing is pretending to be a dragon again... Do you have a reliable for of restraint? Because this fools actions sicken me.
*Still humming and levitating*
Hey guys! This isn't funny let me out! Hey you better not leave me in here, I have a job to get back too... Anyone out there?
*jiggles bars*
Why can't I be a janitor?
*jiggles bars even more*
Hello? Anyone?
*yanks door off*
That is, unfortunately, physically impossible. Trust me. Your most likely hallucinating.
I don't think there even are bars, just walls.
Ok can someone please explain what the Insane Asylum is, and if i should join as an inmate or a guard. beacause im DEFINENTLY NOT THE INSANEST OF THE INSANEST OF THEm ALLS!!! :o
Run away! Get away while you still have a chance!
Don't worry if you are not Insane then you won't be locked up. If you are really good We might just hire you. If you don't know this already Me and Skarzs are co owners of this facility. He is the force and the teck side and I am probably the only thing that keeps him from going back to his old ways and feeding people rubber rats and threatening to test them on unknown things... :P I reformed this place and now it is actually quite civil. The food is good and all the inmates are treated well so long as they behave. Right now most of them are having so rather extensive hallucinations and dilutions.
^'The food is good' You barely feed us!
I'm not insane.
Amarith, your back! I would probably tackle hug you, but I happen to be in a cell.
Well then tackle hug my fingers. (I'll stick them though the bars)
and i made a topic on I'm BAAAAAACK!!!
There are no bars here.
Well I just made them :P >:(
Break the cell open.
Why? what have you done while i've been out? ???
If you are asking why all these people are in cells it would take along time to explain. Most of them are having dilutions of grandeur and escape. Oh and if you attempt to free any of the inmates I will have to lock you up.
Hey, before you arrest someone you have to give them one phone call and I haven't had my phone call yet, soooo if you could get me a phone that would be nice.
I'M FROM THUNDERCLAN.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 25, 2015, 02:35:20 PM
Hey, before you arrest someone you have to give them one phone call and I haven't had my phone call yet, soooo if you could get me a phone that would be nice.
But you haven't been arrested, you have been confined for you own safety and that of others. Unfortunately due to the renovations our phone line is out at the moment but it should be back as soon as they are finished.
Where's Eolyiaf YOU WORMS!
Not. Here. Unfortunately. At the moment I am not sure where she is, I haven't seen her since the prom.
Bah! I have to arrange a meeting with her someday. Anyway, I'm going to Japan for an hour. SEE YOU LATER WORMS!
PS: I'm changing my name to Curry Puff.
................ Aaaaaaaand now he's walking into a wall, fool.
Soo that means you placed me in here illegally... Great, just great *Leans against wall* This is embarrassing...
No it is perfectly legal, I just wouldn't call it an arrest, an arrest would imply that you did something wrong. You are here to recover not to serve time.
Sigh... *Sits down* You know what, I do believe this is illegal you have to go though a trial too do this to someone, you can't just trap them in here.
We have a permit it is very legal.
I'm back from Japan, WORMS.
::) You never left.
Yes I did, MAGGOT.
*carefully replaces bars*
*Pulls out phone and calls relative* Hey man, um, hey your in town right? hm well anyway would you mind stopping by Skarze insane asylum and bailing me out? nono I have no idea why they put me in here, no I didn't get a court hearing, well apparently if they think your insane they can put you in, no I have three other places to evaluate before tomorrow, Would you just come help me? Thanks see you then.
*Closes phone* Oh man I hate him...
*Falls over* Ooow! Hey, why am I in a cell?! Why am I holding a stuffed frog?! Let me out of here!!!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 26, 2015, 03:19:27 PM
*Pulls out phone and calls relative* Hey man, um, hey your in town right? hm well anyway would you mind stopping by Skarze insane asylum and bailing me out? nono I have no idea why they put me in here, no I didn't get a court hearing, well apparently if they think your insane they can put you in, no I have three other places to evaluate before tomorrow, Would you just come help me? Thanks see you then.
*Closes phone* Oh man I hate him...
*Whispered to Skars* Does he know that he is talking into a banana?
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 26, 2015, 01:10:30 PM
*carefully replaces bars*
There are no bars to replace.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 26, 2015, 03:42:21 PM
*Falls over* Ooow! Hey, why am I in a cell?! Why am I holding a stuffed frog?! Let me out of here!!!
It's alright your ok. You where suffering form a mental condition. We have been trying to cure you.
Really? Wow...........well um, I'm pretty sure I'm sane now. Can I be let out?
Quote*Whispered to Skars* Does he know that he is talking into a banana?
You know, I'm very convinced your the one with a problem. Hm I really want to finish my job and get out of here... *Puts a bunch of X's on notepad*
Good luck with that. :P
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 26, 2015, 03:56:55 PM
Really? Wow...........well um, I'm pretty sure I'm sane now. Can I be let out?
Give it a day; we don't want a relapse.
Okay, fine. Can I have something to eat.
Sure what do you want?
Rubber rats or chili?
Um, chili.
You eat rubber rats! my goodness this place is unsanitary.
No we do not. I do not allow it. I abolished that practice long ago. Jukka can you send your sister some chili.
Sure. *Heads to kitchen and starts microwaving a bowl of chili*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 26, 2015, 06:42:43 PM
You eat rubber rats! my goodness this place is unsanitary.
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 26, 2015, 07:18:02 PM
No we do not. I do not allow it. I abolished that practice long ago. Jukka can you send your sister some chili.
It was a test of Russa's sanity. ::)
Has anyone noticed that I have been behaving myself nicely?
Gummy bear heads too!!
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 26, 2015, 09:22:28 PM
Has anyone noticed that I have been behaving myself nicely?
More of. . . very quiet.
Why am I even still in here? I've done nothing to show insanity in quite a long time!
Ok, I am here to give out treats to the insane creatures who show some improvement. I have all sorts of foods they would like and so if they behave themselves they will get something yummy of their choice. If you allow it Faiyloe and Skarz. ;)
Okay; Corn (our cook) has been away awhile, so I think another would be good.
Quote from: Izeroth on January 27, 2015, 04:51:06 AM
Why am I even still in here? I've done nothing to show insanity in quite a long time!
. . . Menace to society?
You do know that I am not insane, they just put me in here too stop me from giving them a bad score. *Raises hand*, I'll take something to eat as well.
Ah but how you came to the conclusion of the bad score is the key. It was completely flawed. this place is very clean and tidy, the inmates are fed well, security is good, we have a wonderful staff, all the technology is in top condition and I am in the middle of a project to make this place even nicer. At the moment they are almost finished with a never common room, to allow some of the better tempered inmates to stretch their legs. You insisted on dragging dirt all over and could not tell the difference between isolation and mold. further more I caught you talking into a banana earlier. You may not think it but there is something wrong with you and we will help you fix it.
Edit:
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on January 27, 2015, 02:27:08 AM
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yay
wow
that's nice
I'm really happy for it
I really appreiciate all the activeness
I'm so thrilled on this matter...........
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ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE! *leaves thread completely and uttery while making mooing noises along the way*
Quick lock up Amy! She is defiantly insane! Look what I found. *Locks Amy up*
I'm not talking to a banana, I don't even have a banana. this place is filthy but I have to admit the food is good, *Stirs chili* Is this gummy bears in my chili?
By the way can you crank up the heat, it is cold in here?
It'll warm up in a bit.
And yes. . . That is good evidence that Amy is crazy. However, that was only in one thread, and she is at this moment in the kitchens. :P
*Microwave beeps* *Carefully removes chili and brings it to Russa*
More proof.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on January 27, 2015, 02:32:15 AM
;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D Hi!
*jumps up and down several times* nope I'm not as springy as i used to be :P :D
And I'm Sort of humanly sane. Ish. at times. maybe. in a sence...........................Never mind....I wont try and convince you. :P :D
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on January 25, 2015, 06:16:51 PM
I'm not on it! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o >:(
it took me a while to read the whole list........But I'm not on it!
She wants to be on the list!
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on January 25, 2015, 06:13:17 PM
HURRY We must stop them before pudles TaKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!
post here how the puddles will take over the world, starting as water vapor,and then how we humans and animals and.....a troll.......plan to stop the domination of puddles!!
slight back story
ok so last time it rained i was out side with slip-on shoes on and my brother splashed water on them and so i had soaking wet shoes and there were puddles every where so it was unavoidable to have to step in water. so i said that puddles would take over the world. yeah i know. but its something to make up a story about. :P
and lets do the thing where we talk in OOC: when we are not making the story. Also, don't post long paragraphs. let other people get their word in too.
BIC: up in the sky, dancing in the clouds there was WATER VAPOR!!! :o This water vapor molecule was hungry, so it went with its friends to the nearest burger place(wendy's,Mcdonnalds,burger king, any of those)
OOC: so now the next person would post something about the burger place and the molecules. ;)
If that isn't proof enough I don't know what is.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on January 25, 2015, 02:33:36 AM
Hi everyone who knows me! I am finally back from... Being away! Yay! Anyway I just wanted to say that i might not stay on for long, i might be disappearing for a while. But don't worry. if I disappear without telling you i have just either forgotten to post or don't have time.
so anyway.....Yay........I'm back as Aim the Amar Hammer in her Face (if you don't understand that than go to where i introduced myself in the thingy) and will be her for now! Yay! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) ;D
And then there is this one... yup she is insane.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 27, 2015, 06:15:52 PM
*Microwave beeps* *Carefully removes chili and brings it to Russa*
Thanks, dude. *Eats a spoonful of chili* This is delicious, can I have the recipe?
Um, can I be let out now?
*stares blankly around room*
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 27, 2015, 03:42:14 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on January 27, 2015, 04:51:06 AM
Why am I even still in here? I've done nothing to show insanity in quite a long time!
. . . Menace to society?
By that logic, you should imprison all the dictators and villains in the world! I may be a menace to society, and I may have resulted in the near-collapse of the forum order, but I am not insane!
That would make you a criminal, so shouldn't you be detained until an official of the law can come pick you up for delivery to much less accommodating quarters?
Quote from: Izeroth on January 29, 2015, 01:43:54 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 27, 2015, 03:42:14 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on January 27, 2015, 04:51:06 AM
Why am I even still in here? I've done nothing to show insanity in quite a long time!
. . . Menace to society?
By that logic, you should imprison all the dictators and villains in the world! I may be a menace to society, and I may have resulted in the near-collapse of the forum order, but I am not insane!
You made yourself susceptible. :P
Skarzs, can I be let out now?
arg wu sentafinticate nar dunderford
bida menti kosticated interserd
thorphilliate stinded yilla billa zay
wentora yate paravillintiniay
paravillintiniay
Hmmmmmmm
Hi. You people are fools. FOOLS I SAID YOU LITTLE MAGGOT TAPEWORMS!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 29, 2015, 08:38:53 AM
Hi. You people are fools. FOOLS I SAID YOU LITTLE MAGGOT TAPEWORMS!
That's nice to know... ::)
Ok so am I or am I not locked up? ???
*Enters* Hey you lot I'm here to pick up Corporal, hm I didn't expect this I must say it's a very humbling experience.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 29, 2015, 02:48:31 PM
*Enters* Hey you lot I'm here to pick up Corporal, hm I didn't expect this I must say it's a very humbling experience.
I am sorry but he is not ready for release yet.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 29, 2015, 02:48:31 PM
*Enters* Hey you lot I'm here to pick up Corporal, hm I didn't expect this I must say it's a very humbling experience.
Could you take me too? I don't care what prison you put me in-- any prison would be better than this!!
I've been behaving myself nicely, which means that I get something yummy, right?
Quote from: Izeroth on January 30, 2015, 02:14:01 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 29, 2015, 02:48:31 PM
*Enters* Hey you lot I'm here to pick up Corporal, hm I didn't expect this I must say it's a very humbling experience.
Could you take me too? I don't care what prison you put me in-- any prison would be better than this!!
Another clear sign this person is insane. ::)
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 30, 2015, 04:06:36 AM
I've been behaving myself nicely, which means that I get something yummy, right?
No, get out of this prison. *Gives Amber sword and golden pistol* Run away and never come back. *Opens Amber's door*
You are in separate cells, you are hallucinating again Ash.
I'm not hallucinating, I'm free, look. *Shoots eye with golden pistol* I see no hallucination, you are hallucinating.
*Walks over too Izeroth's cell* I apologize sir but I'm afraid I can't let you out, or take you with me, however I will talk to Faiy about your case and see what I can work out. *Walks over to Ashenwyte* Whispers* They use hallucination drugs on inmates to keep them under control, you might want to consider sitting quietly in you cell till it wears off, then don't eat anything they give you. *Winks*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 30, 2015, 03:24:40 PM
*Walks over too Izeroth's cell* I apologize sir but I'm afraid I can't let you out, or take you with me, however I will talk to Faiy about your case and see what I can work out. *Walks over to Ashenwyte* Whispers* They use hallucination drugs on inmates to keep them under control, you might want to consider sitting quietly in you cell till it wears off, then don't eat anything they give you. *Winks*
It would appear this one is also insane, Ash hasn't eaten anything here yet, and the chili (yech) is quite clearly normal.
Faiy, can I be let out now?
Yes it does appear he has eaten judging by the bowls in his cell, but i would appreciate it if you wouldn't eavesdrop Dann. *Turns to Ashenwyte* Have you eaten anything they have given you?
Russa just ate a bowl of chilly and she is fine. There are no drugs in the food. See *eats some of the chilly* As for you request to be released, everything seems to be in order Skarzs just has to sign her and then you may go.
*Signs* Okay, Russa; you are free to go. I'm glad your time here has been beneficial.
Yay! Yay! Yaaay!
*Walks out of cell* Hey, just wondering, do you need an intern? I'm available.
That is up to Skarzs.
What would we need an intern for? :P
I dunno...
I don't eat chilli. I like eating ghost peppers. However, I have a golden pistol in my hand, and it's ready to roll *Shoots lock and comes out*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 30, 2015, 12:35:39 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 30, 2015, 04:06:36 AM
I've been behaving myself nicely, which means that I get something yummy, right?
No, get out of this prison. *Gives Amber sword and golden pistol* Run away and never come back. *Opens Amber's door*
Tsch, tsch, you are obviously insane. There is no way you can open the doors.
I shot the lock, fool. Oh look, my extended family is here.
Contrary to popular belief, shooting locks does NOT open doors. :P
It doesn't, but having an extended family to shoot the door to pieces.
Can I please be released now?
Yes you may. And let me out too.
If you attempt to release him you will have to be locked up again.
I'll shoot you if you don't let me out.
With what? You're spoon?
He's a spoon?! On no!! Head for the hills! Run for your lives! Ash is a spoon!
Hm, well maybe some of these are legit cases of insanity, ;D
I am glad we could come to some form of mutual understanding.
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 31, 2015, 03:16:29 AM
If you attempt to release him you will have to be locked up again.
Wait, you mean I'm free?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 31, 2015, 03:37:09 AM
I'll shoot you if you don't let me out.
Yeah, right. ::)
... ack! You have to many sisters! I keep getting you three mixed up... You are still locked up... Jukka is working for us and Russa just got released...
Why am I still locked up? ??? I've been quite normal of late.
And how could having two sisters be too many?
*Is enjoying freedom*
It's not to many. It's just to similar. You all have names of my favorite Redwall Squirrels. You all have very similar writing styles and you are all sisters... Plus I always had trouble with that sort of thing. I have these two friend, brothers only 2 years apart, I have known them for as long as I can remember and it took me years to remember whose name was whose... XD
Don't worry I will see about having you released. The last time we let you out you had a relapse. I am going to have to talk to Skarzs on this one.
Fine. If you won't let me out, I shall refuse to eat! I can imagine the newspaper headlines: Important government figure starves to death in insane asylum: mass chaos ensues!
Just more proof of your lack of mental capability. :P
WHERE IS MY BANE FOX?
In your imagination.
Por que eres tan raro?
Alright okay, I admit some of these nut cases are insane. So how much is Corporal's bail, I can assure you he's perfectly sane.
*Waits patiently for Faiy to talk to Skarzs*
Quote from: Izeroth on February 01, 2015, 03:26:48 AM
Fine. If you won't let me out, I shall refuse to eat! I can imagine the newspaper headlines: Important government figure starves to death in insane asylum: mass chaos ensues!
Ye could alvayz be force-fed...
Here Amber, since you have been so nice and good and patient, you may have some thing off my cart! Would you like a doughnut or an ice cream cone?
*Cheese comez up from zomevhere, ztealz ze ice cream-cone, putz it on 'iz 'ead, an' valkz o'er tae Lady Amber*
Hi Kitty!
Cheese, Ach....Ach...
Do you have another ice cream cone, Amarith? 'Cause it seems a certain cheese has taken it. *Eyes the cheese, or who ever took it*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 02, 2015, 01:34:30 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on February 01, 2015, 03:26:48 AM
Fine. If you won't let me out, I shall refuse to eat! I can imagine the newspaper headlines: Important government figure starves to death in insane asylum: mass chaos ensues!
Ye could alvayz be force-fed...
If they tried to force-feed me, I would punch them.
No one is force feeding anyone. ::) We are not barbarians. Your ego is to high Izeroth, If anything the people would rejoice at your passing. I don't think you are the kind of person that would give you enemies the satisfaction of knowing that you had died a pointless and self induced death.
Pruzah dii fahdon, nii genun rekro ofaal hi til
*Nep*
*cough* hola?
*Cheese valkz o'er tae Jet; 'auldz up a pink an' purple 'orze* Hi doggie. *Ztartz makin' 'orze noizez an' playin' viz ze 'orze aboot Jet*
*Eats cheese* CHEEZU COOKIES YAY.
Gah! Tinvaak hi ni vun do dovah? Hi los mey, kung do hi
*Hos key tir do Haamidro haal*
Dreh ni tinvaatey hinzaal kred voth setkiir key ko dii luft!
Bah, Хотел бы, никто не в состоянии понять вас.
Ruz nust fend doj nonvul vun do dovah do Dovahnor! Kul do Bormah fen ni aus daar naaz.
Het (https://www.thuum.org/translate.php) mey, rotuniik fah hi.
Esto es ridículo. Insisto en que dejas de hablar en una lengua no oficial.
Ni hariik? Bethesda fund dilah tol zahd. Daar los hariik tinvok do dovah ko faal Zuwuth Deykel. Sent voth nii
Tonterías. La lengua que habla es absurda y es tan útil como Klingon.
Zu'u dreh ni ulaak, niidro krahusiik fein naan mun tinvok. Namas aalkos Japanese, tol tinvok los ful brit
::)
So, am I free?
Just out of curiosity, where is the main power source of this building?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 04, 2015, 11:26:57 PM
Well, I suppose so.
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 04, 2015, 10:39:20 PM
So, am I free?
Pretty sure Faiyloe and Skarz reserve the right to make that decision.
Quote from: Izeroth on February 04, 2015, 11:53:44 PM
Just out of curiosity, where is the main power source of this building?
If you try to cut the power to the building (as impossible as that is in your position), it'd likely go in to emergency LOCKdown..... And with at least two magic wielders here, a power outage wouldn't last long. :P
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 01, 2015, 02:58:25 AM
Don't worry I will see about having you released. The last time we let you out you had a relapse. I am going to have to talk to Skarzs on this one.
She's been stable, though annoying in her persistence, so I think Amber will be safe to let go.
Does this place have a emergency lock down if the prison systems got hacked?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on February 04, 2015, 10:02:11 PM
Zu'u dreh ni ulaak, niidro krahusiik fein naan mun tinvok. Namas aalkos Japanese, tol tinvok los ful brit
Suficientemente. Por favor, abstenerse de hablar ese idioma, para que podamos tener una conversación civilizada.
Mu vis lost civilised tinvaak nuz Zu'u fen tinvaak ko Dovahzul fah ol lingrah ol Zu'u med. Med Zu'u saag, Zu'u egnah nii wah zok mun tinvok to osos jeren tinvok dreh graal nii, ol dreh Latin. Zu'u lost fondness fah dilon ahrk fictional tinvok.
Naal suleyk ofan wah zey naal Lorkhan okmaar, Zu'u kopiraan tol Zu'u fent tinvaak ko vun do Dovahnor fah ol lingrah ol Zu'u koraav kovon. Zu'u vaat daar naal nen stahdim. Naal Bormah, got do dovah. Naal Arkay, jaariliik do dilon. Naal Dibella, rek wo enfan brii. Naal Julianos, drog do lah. Naal Kynareth, reg do gol ahrk ven. Naal Juk, reg do lokaal. Naal Stendarr, drog do aaz ahrk zeydaan. Naal Talos, drog do kein. Naal Zenithar, jun do solgaaz.
Ahrk Zu'u vaat naal faal Deyren Drog. Naal Azura, reg do vulom ahrk kun. Naal Boethiah, reg do lozaan ahrk secrecy. Naal Clavicus Veistul, hind in. Naal Hermaeus Mora, drog do mindah ahrk vahrukt. Naal Drogsenir, kulaan do nir. Naal Jyggalag, drog do uth. Naal Malacath, unagein ahrk jaariliik do govegein. Naal Mehrunes Dagon, kulaan do gral. Naal Mephala, vomindok gein, webspinner. Naal Meridia, jud do nahl ahrk hokoron do diil. Naal Molag Bol, kulaan do rel ahrk zaamhus. Naal Namira, reg do kruziik vulom. Naal Vulonaas, reg do vulon, unagein do thieves ahrk secrecy. Naal Krasliivin, taskmaster, kulaan do vedkrasom. Naal Sanguine, kulaan do hedonism ahrk debauchery. Naal Sheogorath, kulaan do vorohah, rok wen mahraan los vomindok. Naal Vaermina, reg do hahnu ahrk hahvulon.
Ahrk Zu'u vaat naal kruziik gein. Naal Magnus. Naal Padomay, Sithis ahrk Lorkhan, jun do nil, do misanthropy. Naal Aan, Anui-El ahrk Auriel, jun do ginun, do sil.
Naal pah daar dreh Zu'u vaat!
Oo, geh, Zu'u los vorohah. Zu'u seik, fahvos voz fund aanwo sov ful pogaas vaat wah rah nol bodilir kred? Zu'u fend kos qulek vok ko daar staad.
Um, Skarzs, I'm gonna' be the janitor, 'kay?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on February 05, 2015, 05:22:39 PM
Mu vis lost civilised tinvaak nuz Zu'u fen tinvaak ko Dovahzul fah ol lingrah ol Zu'u med. Med Zu'u saag, Zu'u egnah nii wah zok mun tinvok to osos jeren tinvok dreh graal nii, ol dreh Latin. Zu'u lost fondness fah dilon ahrk fictional tinvok.
Naal suleyk ofan wah zey naal Lorkhan okmaar, Zu'u kopiraan tol Zu'u fent tinvaak ko vun do Dovahnor fah ol lingrah ol Zu'u koraav kovon. Zu'u vaat daar naal nen stahdim. Naal Bormah, got do dovah. Naal Arkay, jaariliik do dilon. Naal Dibella, rek wo enfan brii. Naal Julianos, drog do lah. Naal Kynareth, reg do gol ahrk ven. Naal Juk, reg do lokaal. Naal Stendarr, drog do aaz ahrk zeydaan. Naal Talos, drog do kein. Naal Zenithar, jun do solgaaz.
Ahrk Zu'u vaat naal faal Deyren Drog. Naal Azura, reg do vulom ahrk kun. Naal Boethiah, reg do lozaan ahrk secrecy. Naal Clavicus Veistul, hind in. Naal Hermaeus Mora, drog do mindah ahrk vahrukt. Naal Drogsenir, kulaan do nir. Naal Jyggalag, drog do uth. Naal Malacath, unagein ahrk jaariliik do govegein. Naal Mehrunes Dagon, kulaan do gral. Naal Mephala, vomindok gein, webspinner. Naal Meridia, jud do nahl ahrk hokoron do diil. Naal Molag Bol, kulaan do rel ahrk zaamhus. Naal Namira, reg do kruziik vulom. Naal Vulonaas, reg do vulon, unagein do thieves ahrk secrecy. Naal Krasliivin, taskmaster, kulaan do vedkrasom. Naal Sanguine, kulaan do hedonism ahrk debauchery. Naal Sheogorath, kulaan do vorohah, rok wen mahraan los vomindok. Naal Vaermina, reg do hahnu ahrk hahvulon.
Ahrk Zu'u vaat naal kruziik gein. Naal Magnus. Naal Padomay, Sithis ahrk Lorkhan, jun do nil, do misanthropy. Naal Aan, Anui-El ahrk Auriel, jun do ginun, do sil.
Naal pah daar dreh Zu'u vaat!
Oo, geh, Zu'u los vorohah. Zu'u seik, fahvos voz fund aanwo sov ful pogaas vaat wah rah nol bodilir kred? Zu'u fend kos qulek vok ko daar staad.
Muy bien. Lo traduciré tu idioma y traducirá mía * sacude mano * de Jet
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 05, 2015, 02:39:23 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 01, 2015, 02:58:25 AM
Don't worry I will see about having you released. The last time we let you out you had a relapse. I am going to have to talk to Skarzs on this one.
She's been stable, though annoying in her persistence, so I think Amber will be safe to let go.
Yay! :D :D :D *Walks out happily*
Eh, por que soy tan raro?
(I think I did that right.;) )
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 05, 2015, 04:15:51 PM
Does this place have a emergency lock down if the prison systems got hacked?
Yes.
Okay.
*Draws magical sword* Die, fools. *Ashy slices door in half and walks calmly out of the asylum*
Quote from: Tiria_Wildlough on February 06, 2015, 01:09:43 AM
Eh, por que soy tan raro?
(I think I did that right.;) )
It means Why am I so rare?
Faiy! Wyte's walking into the wall again!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on February 06, 2015, 11:53:40 AM
*Draws magical sword* Die, fools. *Ashy slices door in half and walks calmly out of the asylum*
Ehhh, no. Sit down.
Quote from: danflorreguba on February 06, 2015, 05:58:48 PM
Faiy! Wyte's walking into the wall again!
He seems to do that a lot You know Dan this is why I think you are sane. ;D
*Slices wall into half and continues walking*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on February 07, 2015, 03:01:46 AM
*Slices wall into half and continues walking*
Unfortunately, that's impossible around here. *Whistles and walks out*
Smiley for Corny's challenge: ;)
*Whispers to Faiy.* Does Sage know that he's running into a wall and beating his head against it? He might get a concussion!
Quote from: Delthion on February 07, 2015, 03:14:50 AM
*Whispers to Faiy.* Does Sage know that he's running into a wall and beating his head against it? He might get a concussion!
Pretty sure the cells are padded.
^What he said.
*Leaves asylum*
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 07, 2015, 04:59:26 AM
^What he said.
But I am still not insane, you must realize that while I was in the cell I was insane and completely ignorant of the properties of the cells.
*Walks up to Faiy and Skarzs* Hello, my good friends, I would like to show you a certain product that may interest you. *Opens leather bag, and holds up bottle* It's a special kind of nutritious oil made of only the finest ingredients. It contains organic, rare, and all-natural plants collected from obscure parts of the Amazon rainforest, and is guaranteed to help your patients recover swiftly from their insanity issues with no side effects whatsoever.
Interested? :)
Instead of offering to sell it to them so they can use it on us, you should give it to us so we can use it on them! It's clear that the very people who are running this place are more insane than those in the cells.
Also, I think I remember you from somewhere. Weren't you the one who tried to sell me the supposed "immortality" pill?
Quote from: Izeroth on February 11, 2015, 02:46:34 AM
Instead of offering to sell it to them so they can use it on us, you should give it to us so we can use it on them! It's clear that the very people who are running this place are more insane than those in the cells.
Also, I think I remember you from somewhere. Weren't you the one who tried to sell me the supposed "immortality" pill?
Some of you are insane; I mean, alternate personalities? Seriously?!
And as for the 'immortality' pill: Wha? ???
Skarzs may be unstable at times however I can assure you that I am completely sane.
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 11, 2015, 03:32:13 AM
Some of you are insane; I mean, alternate personalities? Seriously?!
You wouldn't dare question our alternate personalities!
I second what Faiy said, just sayin.
Thank you, you are very wise.
Ah well thank you, that's very kind. I trust you completely Insane Sane.
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Its not like I'm in a cell, but still when can we discuses these sanity pills I'm interested?
Zen zere'z ziz...
Ye ken ye are a vee bit bored vhen ye chooze tae brin' ztuff loike ziz up again...
*Vonderz vot Cheese iz daein'...*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on February 11, 2015, 08:34:57 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 11, 2015, 03:32:13 AM
Some of you are insane; I mean, alternate personalities? Seriously?!
You wouldn't dare question our alternate personalities!
Yes, I would! >:D
I had that video playing on the speakers while my brother was in the room . . . He's looking at me really strangely, then begs me to stop it. I was about to say "There's only, like, 30 seconds left," when it comes to "One more time!"
My brother: "Nooooo!!!!"
LOL ;D That's perfect! ;D
Here Amber. Take your very prolonged ice cream. And I put extra sprinkles because of the lateness. Hope you enjoy! ;)
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on February 14, 2015, 02:03:04 AM
Here Amber. Take your very prolonged ice cream. And I put extra sprinkles because of the lateness. Hope you enjoy! ;)
Thanks! *Accepts ice cream*
By the way, they freed me. :D
YaY!!!! Congagulations for being not crazy! ;)
Take an extra doughnut as a prize!
Hey do I get a donut?
Are you in jail?
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on February 14, 2015, 02:03:04 AM
Here Amber. Take your very prolonged ice cream. And I put extra sprinkles because of the lateness. Hope you enjoy! ;)
*Cheese valkz o'er tae Amber* Zprinkle zprinkle little bar vot ah vonder iz ze cat.Cheese...Ach...
Okay, Cheese is absolutely crazy.
How can you tell, I can't understand what he's saying.
Nope I'm free,
*Put's Cheese in a cell*
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on February 18, 2015, 06:23:50 PM
YaY!!!! Congagulations for being not crazy! ;)
Take an extra doughnut as a prize!
Ooh! *Takes doughnut* ;D
*Gets a broom and starts sweeping*
*A tall man in a black coat wearing a big silver nose ring walks in with a smirk on his face*
Hello, welcome to the asylum. How can we help you?
Russa your an inmate.
Nope, I was let out. *Sweeps*
Yup. She was finally cured.
Oh cool, so your not seeing Freddy anymore, that's good.
Don't mention it!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 04, 2015, 08:15:43 PM
Oh cool, so your not seeing Freddy anymore, that's good.
Um, Freddy is real, of course I can see him.
*Facepaw*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 04, 2015, 08:34:31 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 04, 2015, 08:15:43 PM
Oh cool, so your not seeing Freddy anymore, that's good.
Um, Freddy is real, of course I can see him.
:o Back in the cell with you! *Puts Russa Back in a cell* Skarzs! Shes having a relapse.
Oh no.
Also. . .
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 04, 2015, 01:26:10 PM
*A tall man in a black coat wearing a big silver nose ring walks in with a smirk on his face*
. . . who the heck is this guy? Sir, are you here on a visit? If so, please check in at the front office.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 04, 2015, 09:05:20 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 04, 2015, 08:34:31 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 04, 2015, 08:15:43 PM
Oh cool, so your not seeing Freddy anymore, that's good.
Um, Freddy is real, of course I can see him.
:o Back in the cell with you! *Puts Russa Back in a cell* Skarzs! Shes having a relapse.
No, no, no. It's not what you think. I found Freddy the Frog in my backyard. He can't talk. He is a normal frog.
*Looks at Faiy.* Should we give her the benefit of the doubt?
Well she is pretty harmless. Unless she starts vandalizing things or attempting to free the other inmates She'll be ok. Keep and eye on her but she is free to go.
*Is happy* Teeheehee! I'm freeheehee! *Does a happy squirrel dance*
This reminds me of that part of the Odyssey where Odysseus has to sail his ship past the sirens and he tells his men to tie him to the mast so that he can hear there song. Even in his madness he was clever and pretended to be sane so that his men would untie him.
We'll see.
*Man walks over to the front office dragging a little red imp* Well fine sirs, I would like you to take this imp who has clearly gone insane. Throw him in a cell and LEAVE HIM THERE!
*The man leaves*
Oookay. But I don't run this prison Yet Well, okay then just leave, *Hands Skarzs little red imp* Your problem now master troll.
Well Lock it up for now and we will do some tests to determine if he is really as insane as that man said.
I hate imps.
*Locks imp up.*
(http://www.animateit.net/data/media/218/Jumping_frog_2.gif)
Teeheeheehee!
*Leans over and whisperes to Skarzs* I hate to keep changing my mind like this but the more time passes the more I think she is still crazy. :P
*Whispers back.* I agree; this is slightly concerning.
*whispers* Perhaps we should lock her up for her own safety.
*Ash comes in* Can I have this as a set for my TV show?
No. This is not a set an we can't have a bunch of cameramen wandering around getting the the way.
I know its none of my business Yet However I am curious of what exactly they will get in the way of?
The minds of the inmates are fragile, and often little things like unnecessary traffic in the building will cause damage to them. Also, they are prone to violence, and it would be safer for you to stay out of the way, and easier for us to contain them if you leave the building.
Yeeheehee! We'll leave the building all right!
(http://www.animateit.net/data/media/218/Jumping_frog_2.gif)
Teeheeheehee!
I hate to do this but *Locks Russa up* She is an evil genius. :P
Evil psychopath, maybe; genius: no.
Man that's just disturbing.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 05, 2015, 05:35:58 PM
(http://www.animateit.net/data/media/218/Jumping_frog_2.gif)
Teeheeheehee!
Heh heh heh heh heh... >:D
That is why we locked her up... and she was doing so well...
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRBV4o21aQf_GF1tMfyqzBkAR1Kl5y07_wiRta4FaUDUE6dRulpvFscDg)
Cease your weeping.
Okay.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRW1jRLA8q7fRYD92epfh-10M3OYYSVw-IEzSpqwIYQRUME7U1zTYEVn9njaA)
Teeheeheehee!
*Squashes Freddy and leaves*
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 18, 2015, 08:23:15 PM
*Put's Cheese in a cell*
Yay! Cell! *Lickz cell* Cellz tazte funny.Cheese...Ziz iz nae gaein' tae 'auld 'im ye ken.
Yeah, we know; it seems everything is temporary with him.
Indeed.
*Vatchez Cheese valkin' off ootzoide tae build a zandcaztle*
Ah dinnae zink ve zhould even azk.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 05, 2015, 11:05:30 PM
*Squashes Freddy and leaves*
I knew making Freddy his own hologram thingy was a good idea.
*Freezes Freddy and leaves*
I knew making Freddy his own hologram thingy was a good idea.
*Bump*(http://www.animateit.net/data/media/218/Jumping_frog_2.gif)
(http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/frog-9.jpg)
Also, where's Eolyiaf? I need her for an interview.
... She is... actualy I don't know where she is... Which could be bad.. :P And Ash don't eat other peoples toys.
*Bangs against cell wall* I SHALL BURN THIS WRETCHED ESTABLISHMENT TO THE GROUND AND BURN ITS ASHES! AND THEN I SHALL BURN THE ASHES OF ITS ASHES!
Quote from: Izeroth on March 21, 2015, 03:03:26 AM
*Bangs against cell wall* I SHALL BURN THIS WRETCHED ESTABLISHMENT TO THE GROUND AND BURN ITS ASHES! AND THEN I SHALL BURN THE ASHES OF ITS ASHES!
Really, but first please state your rank.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 21, 2015, 05:05:48 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on March 21, 2015, 03:03:26 AM
*Bangs against cell wall* I SHALL BURN THIS WRETCHED ESTABLISHMENT TO THE GROUND AND BURN ITS ASHES! AND THEN I SHALL BURN THE ASHES OF ITS ASHES!
Really, but first please state your rank.
MY RANK IS IRRELEVANT YOU IMPUDENT WORM!
Quote from: Izeroth on March 21, 2015, 03:03:26 AM
*Bangs against cell wall* I SHALL BURN THIS WRETCHED ESTABLISHMENT TO THE GROUND AND BURN ITS ASHES! AND THEN I SHALL BURN THE ASHES OF ITS ASHES!
Wow, that's really kinda pointless.
I disagree entirely with everything including my last statement but that doesn't make me crazy. I can't remember why I'm here but it was something important... *Scrolls to check previous posts*
Last night I dreamed that Skarzs was irradiated and got stone poisoning.
*telleports Skarzs into the decontamination chamber and fills it with radiation to see what happens.*
'You shouldn't be doing this!'
Your right but I am and there this nothing you can do to stop me! ;D My sanity switch is officiously off! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Izeroth on March 21, 2015, 06:17:55 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 21, 2015, 05:05:48 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on March 21, 2015, 03:03:26 AM
*Bangs against cell wall* I SHALL BURN THIS WRETCHED ESTABLISHMENT TO THE GROUND AND BURN ITS ASHES! AND THEN I SHALL BURN THE ASHES OF ITS ASHES!
Really, but first please state your rank.
MY RANK IS IRRELEVANT YOU IMPUDENT WORM!
You could be an angry peasant.
O_O . . . Faiy?
Whops, sorry. Wrong topic...
It is your fault. ;D You said you like me crazy. ;D Are you feeling any side effects yet? ;D
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 22, 2015, 01:36:25 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on March 21, 2015, 06:17:55 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 21, 2015, 05:05:48 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on March 21, 2015, 03:03:26 AM
*Bangs against cell wall* I SHALL BURN THIS WRETCHED ESTABLISHMENT TO THE GROUND AND BURN ITS ASHES! AND THEN I SHALL BURN THE ASHES OF ITS ASHES!
Really, but first please state your rank.
MY RANK IS IRRELEVANT YOU IMPUDENT WORM!
You could be an angry peasant.
I AM NOT A PEASANT, YOU USELESS SCUM!
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 22, 2015, 06:09:23 PM
It is your fault. ;D You said you like me crazy. ;D Are you feeling any side effects yet? ;D
Heh heh. . . HEH.
HA.
............
TO THE CELLS WITH THEM!!
Hehehehe. ;D Telleports random people into cells. ;D
*Teleports Skarzs into a cell* *Realizes he teleported Skarzs into his cell*
You can't teleport anyone silly! You are already in a cell! ;D *Teleports Izzy into the freezer and locks him in.* ;D Enjoy your new home. ;D
It's not so bad in here; I'll never have to pay for air conditioning. One question, though: are these human-sicles in the back Neanderthals or unshaven security guards?
... Skarzses snack stash. ;D
...You answered my question, and yet didn't answer my question.
*Pokes one of the human-sicles*
They might be former inmates... I'm not sure.
*Brings in Insane Insane Asylum Owner Neutralizers. Neutralizes Faiy and Skarzs before they feed anyone rubber rats. Wonders who to put in charge.*
*Hugs Freddy*
Nope! *Teleports Del into a cell.* Your dinner awaits.
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608031124666777682&pid=15.1&H=160&W=160)
Rubber rat, anyone?
Ooh! I'll take two! Heehee! Rhyme!!!!!! HEEHEE!!!!
*Looks around worriedly* Now this is getting out of hand. *Leaves quietly*
Let it burn... Let it burn....
*Locks LT in the dumpster* ;D
Who is my next victi- patient?
LT Because he dared try to attempt escape! ;D
An inmate trying to escape? Unacceptable! To a cell with you!
I'm not an inmate :(
You are now! ;D
See? Look, you're in a cell.
My my, things have changed. :P
But I got released for good behavior, I might have come back and tried to take over but that was a while ago. I'm here on official business you have no right to put me in a cell.
We have every right! ;D You are crazy. ;D
This is our facility.
Quote from: danflorreguba on March 23, 2015, 05:29:32 PM
My my, things have changed. :P
Have they? Mm, I blame Faiy.
Oh is it now! Really always pushing the blame on me! No OITB for you. ;D
;-; Please?
I'll give you some rubber rats if you let me out Skarzs.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 23, 2015, 06:28:47 PM
*Releases Izeroth* I'm terribly sorry that I ever imprisoned you, and I shall become your lifelong servant as punishment for this grevious act against the greater good. I hope that, unlikely though it may be, I shall rise above the remarkable unintelligence displayed by my species and eventually become worthy enough to touch the dust beneath your feet.
I'm glad to see that you've finally embraced reason, troll. Now go get my private jet.
That is a fraud, He talks like you. (I like studying peoples speech pasterns, choice of words) If Skarzs had really wanted to say all that junk then he would have done it in a much different way.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 23, 2015, 07:45:29 PM
That is a fraud, He talks like you. (I like studying peoples speech pasterns, choice of words) If Skarzs had really wanted to say all that junk then he would have done it in a much different way.
[sarcasm] Wow! How did you know? [/sarcasm]
*Looks around cell* Hm bare white walls, solid iron door, quite boring really.
*Presses face against door window.* Oh, but it's not iron! It's a superalloy that hasn't the slightly percentage of iron in it! Completely nonferrous, extreme melting point, and completely inmate proof! It's perfect!
And Izerother must be hearing things. . .
(Okay, in all seriousness, though, I constantly mess up and spell it "I-z-e-r-o-t-h-E-R. :P)
Lol That is why I just shorten it to Izzy. ;D Though Izerother is actually kind of catchy. ;D
Izerother Izerother Izerother. ;D
I'm gonna catch you two upside the head if you don't calm down. :P
Into a cell!
Perhaps Skarz should go into a cell... Maybe one made out of aluminum. You know, aluminum is my favorite metal.
I hate aluminum.
How dare you!!! Aluminum is very useful. I build robots out of it.
There are so many things I could say right now. :D
If anyone calls me Izerother again, I shall smight off their head and use it as a candy bowl.
*smite
Quote from: danflorreguba on March 23, 2015, 11:12:47 PM
*smite
Your head is one centimeter away from being turned into a candy bowl.
You can't turn ghost heads into candy bowls. ;D
Izeroth (geez, I was genuinely close to misspelling it again. . .) has violence issues. . . I think a bit of relaxing chewing will help with that. Have a rubber rat. Or a real rat, if you prefer.
Quote from: danflorreguba on March 23, 2015, 11:03:00 PM
There are so many things I could say right now. :D
I'll bet there are.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on March 23, 2015, 10:38:27 PM
How dare you!!! Aluminum is very useful. I build robots out of it.
So does my brother, but that doesn't stop me from disliking it.
*Pushes on door it swings open* Looks out confused* Hey um... You might want to lock the doors or the inmates can just walk on out.
Wow LT is hallucinating again. I specifically locked the door.
Izerother dear, You can't smite anyone. You are safely locked up. ;D
*Locks Dan in the fridge too* ;D
I'm actually sure I'm not having vision or hallucinating, however you might have forgotten to lock the door. BTW I'm not eating anything, I might go back to seeing everyone as a monster and we all know how that went.
Well, you'll be in a locked cell for now.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 23, 2015, 11:28:09 PM
*Locks Dan in the fridge too* ;D
Oh, that's the perfect place for him. . So he can. . . CHILL.
Just be sure not to squish the pickled rats, please.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 23, 2015, 04:39:07 PM
*Locks LT in the dumpster* ;D
SEE! SEE! It says LOCKS!
I'm just the commentator, you can pretend to do with pretend me as you wish. :P
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 23, 2015, 11:28:09 PM
Wow LT is hallucinating again. I specifically locked the door.
Izerother dear, You can't smite anyone. You are safely locked up. ;D
*Locks Dan in the fridge too* ;D
Believe me, I'll smite you when I get out of here... For now, I can draw cartoons of myself smiting you on the wall.
*is too lazy to read the pages I haven't read,* so... *starts hunger games* *shoots arrows everywhere*
*Squishes LT.* Did that help you understand your position?
You should give Izerother Cluny the Scourge as a fellow inmate.
*Locks Sam and ash in the same cell* Mwahahahahh! ;D Heheehehheheh. ;D
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 24, 2015, 12:18:58 AM
You should give Izerother Cluny the Scourge as a fellow inmate.
Ok, then; I'll mark you down on the list of people I need to smite as well.
*Runs out the open door Skarzs opened while he was trying to squish him* I'm Freeeeeeee!
*Teleports LT into the lab* Lucky you, you get to be our first vic- I mean patient. ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 24, 2015, 03:11:24 PM
*Teleports LT into the lab* Lucky you, you get to be our first vic- I mean patient. ;D
*Raises hand*
I volunteer to go after him!
*cocks head and looks at Izerother quizzically* You offer yourself as tribute?
Spaaaare Meeeeeeeee! Please I'll do anything! ;)
*Hugs Freddy* Likkle Freddy is a froadoadyoady!!!
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 24, 2015, 08:28:15 PM
*cocks head and looks at Izerother quizzically* You offer yourself as tribute?
I suppose you could say that. I'm not volunteering myself to save anyone else, though-- I just think testing would be more interesting than freezing to death in a glorified meat locker.
But it's doing you so much good!
Hey, Skarzs! Do you like bread crumbs?
Why?
Hahaha! *Snort* Hahaha! I was just wondering. Heeheeheeheehee! :3
*Loos at russa out of the corner of my eye* *is disturbed* Good thing she is locked in a cell.
Wow...all I can think of now is a depressing post-apocalyptic situation where every insane person has risen against sanity and imprisoned all of the sane people... ;D ;D
*Lights a fire* *Jumps into fire* *Comes out with three dragon eggs*
*Hugs Freddy*
*Eats a frog sammich*
*Struggles to break free of the lab* Throws bottles of potions against the walls and scatters equipment everywhere*
What was in that stuff you injected him with Skarzs?
I thought you injected him.
Eh, well it was your syringe. ;D
Transitive property of blame.
You two are already like an old married couple!
Oops... I didn't go too far there, did I?
*Is climbing everywhere and jumping franticly* IfealreallyreallygoodIdon'tknowwhybutIfeallikeIcouldrunamarathonthreetimeswithoutevenblinkingoohcoffe. *Drinks strange blue potion*
Quote from: Banya on March 25, 2015, 06:10:56 PM
You two are already like an old married couple!
Oops... I didn't go too far there, did I?
TO A CELL WITH YOU!!
Finally, the subject is back to insanity.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 25, 2015, 07:00:39 PM
*Is climbing everywhere and jumping franticly* IfealreallyreallygoodIdon'tknowwhybutIfeallikeIcouldrunamarathonthreetimeswithoutevenblinkingoohcoffe. *Drinks strange blue potion*
*LT turns blue* ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 25, 2015, 06:05:24 PM
Transitive property of blame.
LoL That is actually really funny. ;D
I am funny.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 25, 2015, 07:51:40 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 25, 2015, 07:00:39 PM
*Is climbing everywhere and jumping franticly* IfealreallyreallygoodIdon'tknowwhybutIfeallikeIcouldrunamarathonthreetimeswithoutevenblinkingoohcoffe. *Drinks strange blue potion*
*LT turns blue* ;D
Look! A Smurf!
OH! look what I found in the back closet! Seal blubber! lots and lots of seal blubber! ;D :P Eww that is actually kind of gross...
Oh, yeah. . . I once had a skin condition and needed it. Unfortunately the shipping company doesn't know how to count, so I was left with. . . excessive excess.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 24, 2015, 11:38:26 PM
But it's doing you so much good!
As if you even know what good means!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 25, 2015, 08:28:39 PM
Oh, yeah. . . I once had a skin condition and needed it. Unfortunately the shipping company doesn't know how to count, so I was left with. . . excessive excess.
LOL. ;D yes yes, Lets cover Izeroth in blubber! ;D
Sounds like a good therapeutic exercise to me.
"HeheheheheheI'mbluelooklookI'mblueblueblueohheylooksealblubbercan
Itouhitoonoitsallovermenowohwellheywannaracenobetyouthinkyourgoing
tolosethat'sbecasueyouwouldIcouldoutrunaracecarrightnowohheylook
morecoffe *Drinks red potion*
*LT turns purple*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 25, 2015, 09:17:09 PM
Sounds like a good therapeutic exercise to me.
If it wasn't so gross it would be relaxing ;D
*Begins writing The History of Freddy the Froad*
(https://propelsteps.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/jumping_frog-cartoon.gif)
eventually Freddy the Froad tires from excessive use of his leg mucles and dies of over-exertion.
Be nice, don't bully the mentally unstable little girl.
OohlookylookyafroaditsaverynicefroadRussawhatshisnameFreddythatsanicename
YouknowwhatIfealfineIshouldseeifI'mfreetoogoyouknowwhatIthnkI
couldjustrunoutifIwantedtoheylookmoresealblubberwowitseverywhere
MindifItrysomeewittastsnastyletstrhowitatSkarzs. *Throws Seal blubber at Skarzs*
Heheheheheylookcan'tcatchmeI'msofastIcouldoutrunaboltoflightningbecasue
IfeallikeamilliondollarsthatsrightmethemoneykingbecasueIcanoohlookmorecoffee.
*Drinks green potion*
*LT Turns a blackish brown color* *I sit in the corner and scribble math algebra feverishly* (That is actually what I am doing in RL... well minus the feverishly)
Huh. That makes you the crazy one. Doing math? How terrible.
*Falls over onto my back and waves arms in the air* I don't feel goooouuuugh
Here, drink this, that should clear your system out *Hands LT a bottle of clear liquid*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 26, 2015, 01:39:48 PM
eventually Freddy the Froad tires from excessive use of his leg mucles and dies of over-exertion.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 26, 2015, 02:44:57 PM
Be nice, don't bully the mentally unstable little girl.
I'm not mentally unstable! *Twitch* Heeheehee! *Snort*
*smiles like the chesire cat*
Yes you are... both of you are... you need help.
I agree.
Freddy is displeased.
Riiiight. That's nice...
To a cell with him!
No, I have a better idea: Let's have him swim around in that lovely chemical bath you gave me, Faiy. ;D
*Drinks the clear potion and returns to normal color* Where am I? What happened?
*Hugs Freddy*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 26, 2015, 06:43:37 PM
To a cell with him!
No, I have a better idea: Let's have him swim around in that lovely chemical bath you gave me, Faiy. ;D
Sounds like fun. ;D
*Prepares the bath.* ;D
By the way, Russa, don't you mean Freedy the Fraud? The real Freddy escaped years ago, and is now in the ownership of hte devil. Want to know how he died? Yes, you do. He as crushed by a pail of dumpster juice! *laughs evilly*
No! Nonononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!! You shall not take him!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 26, 2015, 07:26:19 PM
I'm sure it will be. ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 26, 2015, 06:46:44 PM
*Hugs Freddy*
*Takes Freddy.*
You took his hologram.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 26, 2015, 07:53:36 PM
By the way, Russa, don't you mean Freedy the Fraud? The real Freddy escaped years ago, and is now in the ownership of hte devil. Want to know how he died? Yes, you do. He as crushed by a pail of dumpster juice! *laughs evilly*
You lie.
Oh she thinks its a hologram... How sweet. ;D I switched them on you when you where not looking. ;D
*Hugs Freddy*
*Fills Russa's room up with holographic frod's* ;D
*Hugs Freddy and watches the fake froads hop around in my cell*
One thing:
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 26, 2015, 06:43:37 PM
To a cell with him!
No, I have a better idea: Let's have him swim around in that lovely chemical bath you gave me, Faiy. ;D
Strange....
What?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 26, 2015, 12:07:29 PM
*Begins writing The History of Freddy the Froad*
(https://propelsteps.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/jumping_frog-cartoon.gif)
Wonderful! Can I write his epitaph at the end?
Freddy the froad was a good fellow
Alas; someone's heel turned him to jello
Now his body, quite unleaven
Lies in a puddle as his soul goes to heaven
Freddy is displeased.
Skarzs is pleased. ;D
Sandpaw is sick
Quote from: Delthion on March 26, 2015, 08:24:48 PM
One thing: Quote from: The Skarzs on March 26, 2015, 06:43:37 PM
To a cell with him!
No, I have a better idea: Let's have him swim around in that lovely chemical bath you gave me, Faiy. ;D
You said "The bath she gave me." That's strange! ;D ;D
You make it strange.
It was already strange.
*Hugs Freddy*
*Points finger* He said it not me! ;D it was part of the renovations I have been doing. I was redoing the bathrooms and Skarzs wanted a chemical bathtub, so I got him one.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 24, 2015, 12:25:10 AM
*Locks Sam and ash in the same cell* Mwahahahahh! ;D Heheehehheheh. ;D
*shoots multiple arrows at Ash*
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 27, 2015, 03:57:23 AM
*Points finger* He said it not me! ;D it was part of the renovations I have been doing. I was redoing the bathrooms and Skarzs wanted a chemical bathtub, so I got him one.
No he didn't say that you gave him a bathtub, he said that you
GAVE HIM A BATH!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Smacks Del.* You have a very sick mind.
He's in an insane asylum. I hope that is part of the requirements...? ;D
Truuuuuu. . .
Sweet justice. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 28, 2015, 02:35:24 AM
*Smacks Del.* You have a very sick mind.
How much do you want to bet that my mind's even sicker?
If your are even willing to make that argument you have already won. ;D
*Hugs Freddy*
Quote from: Izeroth on March 28, 2015, 03:02:26 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 28, 2015, 02:35:24 AM
*Smacks Del.* You have a very sick mind.
How much do you want to bet that my mind's even sicker?
Throw him in a cell!
he is already locked in the fridge. ;D
Quite a cold way of dealing with people, if I do say so myself. By the way, one of the Neanderthals is moving.
Hey I'm not in a cell, That must mean I'm healed. Yay!
Naw, it just means we are letting you chill till Skarzs gets hungry.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 28, 2015, 05:50:22 PM
Naw, it just means we are letting you chill till Skarzs gets hungry.
I sense devious intent.
*throws knives and spears at ash*
Oh cool a fight. ;D
Why does he get to have weapons?
Because they are all in his mind. ;D
*Hugth Fweddy*
No baby talk will be tolerated.
*Uses William Stryker's mind control and creepy thought-influencing mutant from X2 to relay orders to Skarzs* Find all the baby-talkers, kill them all
>_> Y'know, I've been told I'm thick-headed, but the truth is that my brain is just very well protected.
INSULATION FTW!
*Locks Jet in a cell.*
*Doorbell tae Inzane Azylum rin'z*
Quote from: SilentSam on March 28, 2015, 07:46:50 PM
*throws knives and spears at ash*
*Grabs a spear* *Stabs Sam*
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KuuktJh6c8I/T7yUjp9e_aI/AAAAAAAABOY/sLHmTr9Mwdc/s1600/misfits.gif)
*Teleports out of cell* Freedom after like ten seconds of imprisonment! Yay! *Blasts hole in the wall* *Flies away*
*Snarls and self destructs*
Let me say what Faiy's going to say: Their all hallucinating. Blah blah they
can't escape Blah blah stop slamming yourself into the wall blah blah. ;D
Naw, Jet actually did just blast a hole in the wall but Ash is just running around with a banana though.
*Smashes banana and watches anime*
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 30, 2015, 08:30:35 PM
Naw, Jet actually did just blast a hole in the wall but Ash is just running around with a banana though.
Ha! So you admit that the walls are
not indestructible!
Jet is the exception to the rule... URic energy is... complicated.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 31, 2015, 03:59:19 AM
Jet is the exception to the rule... URic energy is... complicated.
If there are exceptions, it's not really a rule.
There are always exceptions to ever rule.
The rules shall rule over those that they rule.
*Reads a book*
*sighs*
*Rides a unicycle*
*Sneaks out the hole Jet left in the wall*
*Open my cell door* Hmm, looks like someone forgot to lock the door. *Me and Freddy escape*
Bad inmates; bad! Back in your cells this instant or no ratberry pie for you!
*teleports Russa into the locked frige with Izzy*
*teleports LT back into the lab* Now stay put.
Heeeeey You didn't teleport Jet back, that must mean he's more powerful then you. *Rubs lamp to summon Jet*
It doesn't work that way LT ::). A lamps not gonna do it. I have a horn that could probably do it (Reference to my own story, it was capable of summoning anyone even the gods) Though I won't bother because it really would be just as pointless as teleportation. It can't make anyone do anything...
*Eats a cucumber* *Continues writing The Short History of Freddy the Froad*
*publishes the bok, but with he names Freddy the Fraud*
Look Freddy, he published a hologram.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 31, 2015, 03:19:25 PM
It doesn't work that way LT ::). A lamps not gonna do it. I have a horn that could probably do it (Reference to my own story, it was capable of summoning anyone even the gods) Though I won't bother because it really would be just as pointless as teleportation. It can't make anyone do anything...
Sounds like the horn of Bran Galed. That was a mythological horn that when blown had the power to grant any wish the player made of it
Yay it worked, I want my first wish to be you getting rid of Faiy's teleportation powers then for my second wish I want some kind of awesome magical power so I don't have to answer to these people. And my third wish is that you utterly destroy the lab thanks.
*walks endlessly around cell*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 31, 2015, 05:29:54 PM
Yay it worked, I want my first wish to be you getting rid of Faiy's teleportation powers then for my second wish I want some kind of awesome magical power so I don't have to answer to these people. And my third wish is that you utterly destroy the lab thanks.
DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A TOOL FOR YOU TO USE AS YOU WISH! I AM ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL BEINGS IN ALL OF THE MULTIVERSE! I WILL NOT BEND MY KNEE FOR A MERE MORTAL! LEAST OF ALL A HUMAN!
WERE IT MY WILL TO DO SO I COULD BIND YOU IN UNBREAKABLE CHAINS OF AURIC ENERGY AND MAKE YOU IMMORTAL! IS THAT WHAT YOU DESIRE? THAT IS THE OPTION I AM LEANING TOWARDS!
*Wipes flecks of spit off face* Hold hard now it wasn't anything like that, I was asking you, like a favor, A boon if you will, I wasn't asking you to bow to me, Faiy might though, she did try to trap you in a insane asylum. Maybe with good reason too
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 31, 2015, 05:38:22 PM
*Wipes flecks of spit off face* Hold hard now it wasn't anything like that, I was asking you, like a favor, A boon if you will, I wasn't asking you to bow to me, Faiy might though, she did try to trap you in a insane asylum. Maybe with good reason too
Well I can't blame her, I am insane you know. I'm just considerably more powerful than she can handle. If you don't want me to bow to you then why are you attempting to summon me through the use of a magic lamp and making wishes of me?
Because I can. ;D
I have just proved that you can't. You did not summon me, I came of my own accord and I have not granted your wishes
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 31, 2015, 05:38:22 PM
I wasn't asking you to bow to me, Faiy might though, she did try to trap you in a insane asylum. Maybe with good reason too
Actually, I was the one who locked him up.
Boo, I am the victim here, all you have to worry about is being insulted.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 31, 2015, 06:11:38 PM
Actually, I was the one who locked him up.
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Enlightening.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 31, 2015, 06:11:38 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 31, 2015, 05:38:22 PM
I wasn't asking you to bow to me, Faiy might though, she did try to trap you in a insane asylum. Maybe with good reason too
Actually, I was the one who locked him up.
That was what i was going to say. I gave up trying to confine him after he got his powers back the first time. Besides he has done nothing that gets in the way of my own plans so it doesn't hurt to let him wander around.
Heeeeeeey.... What are you trying to say?
That we don't care because he doesn't care.
That^^^
... Well that makes sense I suppose...
*smashes ash's head against the wall until she is unconcious* *stabs her multiple times*
Ach...
*Doorbell rin'z again, knockz follov*
*Starts walking into thread* Ooh, cool! An insane asylum? *Sees Sammy-chan stab someone right in front of me*
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a55d23dc41787d0e508a9a0bd721caf6/tumblr_mpnehxt46K1szrks6o1_500.gif)
I was just leaving... *Starts inching out of the thread*
*Literally starts laughing maniacally.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2015, 09:46:46 PM
Ach...
*Doorbell rin'z again, knockz follov*
NO!
Quote from: SilentSam on April 03, 2015, 12:18:33 AM
*smashes ash's head against the wall until she is unconcious* *stabs her multiple times*
I'm not a girl. *Smacks Sam a hundred times*
^^
Babby dragon died. :P
Dan, you might want to run. They lock people up here for no reason. *Twitch* I need to go wash my couch.
Haha, I've been round the circuit a couple a times, I just say whatever and leave, not like anyone can actually stop me. ::)
yeah Dan is no fun anyway.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 04, 2015, 02:58:57 AM
*Literally starts laughing maniacally.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2015, 09:46:46 PM
Ach...
*Doorbell rin'z again, knockz follov*
NO!
*Doorbell rin'z again, folloved vonce again by knockz*
*Hugth Fweddy the Fwoad* Fweddy the Fwoad ith tired, I mutht thing him to thleep.
Go to thleep little Fweddy.
Lay down in your bedy.
Clothe your little green eyeth,
Dream that Skarth goeth and dieth,
Dream that Faiyloe fallth off a bwidge.
Go to thleep little Fweddy in the fwidge.
*Snores*
Hey Skarzs. You want some fried froad for lunch? ;D
You thall neva take Fweddy!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 07, 2015, 10:19:42 PM
*Hugth Fweddy the Fwoad* Fweddy the Fwoad ith tired, I mutht thing him to thleep.
Go to thleep little Fweddy.
Lay down in your bedy.
Clothe your little green eyeth,
Dream that Skarth goeth and dieth,
Dream that Faiyloe fallth off a bwidge.
Go to thleep little Fweddy in the fwidge.
I sent the froad to find a toad
Beyond the gravel road
If he failed
He will be impaled
Upon my electric fence
*Boils Freddy in oil* ;D
Did you bread him first?
yes of course!
Exquisite.
Look, Freddy, they just breaded your hologram.
No, that's the hologram.
*Takes a bite of Froad* Hm tastes like turkey.
Look, Freddy, they're eating your hologram.
Do you take me for some illiterate fool! I know a hologram when I see one. I switched them on you when you where not looking. ;D
Yeah, well, I deactivtaed hte holograms, so everything we're looking at is real! (unless a telepathic person is among us)
Except I deftly saved the Froad! Skarzs is eating a drug that will make him comply with my every command!!! Haha!
You didn't account for my peculiar stomach acids. :P
Yes. I accidentally knocked you out you...so sad! Anyway! *Presses button locks up Skarzs in a cell. Does same to Faiy. Changes locks and sets Russa in charge.*
OOC: Sorry for the PPing. But I think this will be a hilarious situation. Skarzs, Faiy, just stay locked up for a bit please. ;D ;D
Ingrate.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*smashes lock of of doors with lightsaber*
*Drinks coffee*
*Charges Russa* Attempts to take Freddy*
*Blasts out of freezer with a heat gun*
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 08, 2015, 02:08:30 AM
Mmmmm, sounds delicious.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2015, 07:29:39 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 04, 2015, 02:58:57 AM
*Literally starts laughing maniacally.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2015, 09:46:46 PM
Ach...
*Doorbell rin'z again, knockz follov*
NO!
*Doorbell rin'z again, folloved vomce again by knockz*
NO!
*Doorbell rin'z again, zeveral toimez bein' repeated an' zen folloved by ze'en knockz, viz vone comin' aftervardz a vee bit o' toime aftervardz*
*Doorbell rin'z again*
Quote from: Delthion on April 10, 2015, 04:13:28 AM
Yes. I accidentally knocked you out you...so sad! Anyway! *Presses button locks up Skarzs in a cell. Does same to Faiy. Changes locks and sets Russa in charge.*
OOC: Sorry for the PPing. But I think this will be a hilarious situation. Skarzs, Faiy, just stay locked up for a bit please. ;D ;D
Yay! :D
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 10, 2015, 04:43:30 PM
*Charges Russa* Attempts to take Freddy*
Look, Freddy, he just attempted to take your hologram.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 10, 2015, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 08, 2015, 02:08:30 AM
Mmmmm, sounds delicious.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2015, 07:29:39 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 04, 2015, 02:58:57 AM
*Literally starts laughing maniacally.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2015, 09:46:46 PM
Ach...
*Doorbell rin'z again, knockz follov*
NO!
*Doorbell rin'z again, folloved vomce again by knockz*
NO!
*Doorbell rin'z again, zeveral toimez bein' repeated an' zen folloved by ze'en knockz, viz vone comin' aftervardz a vee bit o' toime aftervardz*
*Doorbell rin'z again*
*Opens door* Hello, Head! C'mon in.
Quote from: Izeroth on April 10, 2015, 05:08:21 PM
*Blasts out of freezer with a heat gun*
Chill, dude, you're free, in fact, everyone is (everyone but Skarzs and Faiy).
Fools!
So, anybody want some snacks? Skarzs probably has a cupboard full of all sorts o' good stuff.
*Blasts a hole in the roof and floats down* I advise you guys to get back in your cells or we're going to have some problems
What kinda problems?
Problems like death and destruction
Yes-NO! Don't kill them! We must keep the specimens alive!!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 11, 2015, 12:02:13 AM
So, anybody want some snacks? Skarzs probably has a cupboard full of all sorts o' good stuff.
No you don't! Those deep-fried rats are mine!
*Starts playing with Faiyloe's lab equipment* Straps one of Freddy's holograms to the table*
We must preform emergency brain transplant from this hologram to Sam, Someone strap Sam down!
That. . . ! That's. . . that's actually pretty much what I wanted to do. . .
Great now look what you have done Skarz... you are letting them have all the fun!
Fine, I'll just mortally injure them, not kill them
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 11, 2015, 01:06:20 AM
Great now look what you have done Skarz... you are letting them have all the fun!
It's not my fault! (Despite the accusations of another place. . .)
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on April 11, 2015, 01:28:12 AM
Fine, I'll just mortally injure them, not kill them
The only one who is getting mortally injured here is you (OR THE SKARZS OR FAIYLOE) Take your pick.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on April 11, 2015, 12:40:01 AM
Problems like death and destruction
Those aren't real problems! I deal with those every day of the week!
Then I suppose you won't mind if I drill a hole through your chest with a laser?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 11, 2015, 03:07:37 AM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on April 11, 2015, 01:28:12 AM
Fine, I'll just mortally injure them, not kill them
The only one who is getting mortally injured here is you (OR THE SKARZS OR FAIYLOE) Take your pick.
Try it Ash. I dare you *Crackles with auric energy*
My champion will represent me! WHEN WAS I YOUR CHAMPION? Shut up, Kingmaker. *Grumbles* Fine. Now, Jett, prepare to DIE! *Roars*
Maybe you should make a thread for your duel.
:(
Well, if you want to. I'm not pushin' you, dude. :P
No, I like duels. However, they seem to die out pretty fast, that's all.
*Turns into King Gidorah from Godzilla* Still want to try me Kingmaker?
Yes I do, worm!
*Puts on Attack on Titan themetune* Alright, it's on *Breathes green fire at Kingmaker from all three heads*
Aaaah!! The upholstery!
Why would you put apholstry in a place full of insane people?! You have no one to blame but yourself!
*Lays on a couch eating grapes*
*Breathes water at the green fire*
Quote from: Izeroth on April 11, 2015, 10:08:11 PM
Why would you put apholstry in a place full of insane people?! You have no one to blame but yourself!
Because I can!!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 12, 2015, 02:51:44 AM
*Breathes water at the green fire*
Breath. . . water.
. . .
How is that even possible? Scientifically, you would have to condense the water in the air you breath, but that would be a pitiful amount! Of course, if you say "magic", that'll pretty much be every explanation. . .
He's a hundred-headed dragon, he himself defies logic.
::) Skarzs just get us out of here... it is immensely dull being locked up in here... hold on I have an idea *Whistles* *Zombie pinata comes running and eats threw the door*
*Draws cheri katana and attacks Zombie Pinata*
*Mumbles something about getting the cell ZP-proofed as I step through the door.*
*Rushes back. Puts Faiy and Skarzs in solid 100,000,000,000 ft of solid Cement. Indestructible and inescapable inedible and poisonous to any also henchmen and helpers.*
*Opens small door with button for teleporting out.* Oh, hey!
*Rushes back and puts them back with no hope of escape or movement, teleportation, helpers eating through or blowing it up. Indestructible, unmeltable, and is acid-proof frying-pan proof as well.*
What about kaiju-proof?
*ZP crawls up Ashes leg and eats the katana* *ZP crawls all over his and bites his tail.*
You know the pinata can eat threw just about anything. He is even worse than the OITBs... though Skarzs if pretty bad too though... Hey didn't you once eat a bridge?
*Burns Tail off* You'll pay for that! *Breaks ZP open and is drowned in ZP candies*
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 12, 2015, 02:38:46 PM
You know the pinata can eat threw just about anything. He is even worse than the OITBs... though Skarzs if pretty bad too though... Hey didn't you once eat a bridge?
Oh yeah! That was awesome (and delicious). ;D *Picks teeth.*
Wasn't that TJs bridge?... anyway do you think you could eat any of this?
Mmmmf!
Yeh, it was Jackelope's. And no: can't find an area I can actually bite.
*ZP pieces himself back together and goes and eats threw the wall to where Faiy and Skarzs are*
There that is better *Looks over at where Ash is buried...* What just happened... well anyway *Takes the frying pan that ZP has*
*Drowns in ZP candy*
Fun times! Now, let's get Del into a cell or something.
*Ignores everything that's going on and growls angrily* Fine I'll do it myself.
*Stapes Sam to the operation table* Alright were going to do the brain transplant now *Doges the kingmakers foot*
Sam I need you to hold still this will hurt a lot. *pulls out kitchen knife*
I be bakk! IHateDoor rescue Ash! *Rescues Ash from the candy* Thank you, wait, what are you doing here?Heehee. Anyway, throw Faiy and Skarzs into a cell or something, and I'll give you candy. Okay. *Throws Faiy into cell and locks the door* *Throws fish at Sandpaw*
*hits ash with a bow*
This is just getting repetitive... *ZP eats us out again*
No! It's inedible! ZP is now dead and it is impossible to revive him. I told you there would be consequences! *Teleports Faiy, ZP who has had his teeth removed and they cannot grow again. With his mouth sewn shut and duct-taped and welded and basically it is impossible to open. Also Skarzs, both Faiy and Skarzs are immobile being frozen, they are unconscious and until I deem it to be so they can not be wakened. They cannot escape in any manner shape or form.*
OOC: Just a minute guys, let Russa run the Asylum for about a week! ;)
::) The ZP was dead to begin with... You can't kill something that is already dead. ::) and you know having us unconscious is no fun at all... don't you want to see us squirm? What is the point in having us locked away if we don't do anything. And I know you are wondering how I can be talking when I am unconscious. Well I am not I have telepathic ability that become exceedingly powerful when I am asleep so I am at the moment in your head rummaging around threw your memories... Oh look at that I can control your thoughts too. *Del releases the restraints and wakes up Skarzs*
*Gets hit by bow* Are you serious? *Shoots a badger arrow at Sam*
*Pushes a button* *Skarzs and Faiy's room fills with sleeping gas* By the way, your cell is mind proof. So, uh, your mental power are useless. :D I'm so happy! *Feeds Freddy a fly*
If you can't come up with a good reason why I cant use my mind powers then It dosn't count... Just saying "you can't use them" doesn't count and gives me no incentive to actually listen to your claim that it doesn't work. Besides that sleeping gas just made me twice as powerful *Makes Russa sabotage all the asylum controls.*
How did the sleeping gas make you twice as powerful? Just saying "that sleeping gas just made me twice as powerful" doesn't count and gives me no incentive to actually listen to your claim that it made you twice as powerful. ;D
Aaaaanyway. *Sabotages the asylum controls* *The walls in Faiy and Skarzs' cell grow spikes then begin moving inwards* *Caresses Freddy*
I stated in a previous post that when I am asleep my mind powers are more powerful. So by putting me under even deeper you made my powers twice as powerful. Not asking for much really just a little explanation for why the cell is "mind proof" I already explained for why the gas amplified my powers.
*Uses my own mind powers to make Faiy wake up and eat a banana*
*Stops the Arrow and continues the operation*
Alright first we'll make a long cut next to the ear. *Cuts off Sam's ear*
Oops, well then we'll cut into the head itself. *Attempts too* Hm this is hard we need bigger equipment. *Pulls out chainsaw* Phone rings*
Oh they called back, hold on Sam I have to take this. *Answers phone*
Hello oh yes we need about ten of those yes, with pepperoni and such. No, no one likes anchovies! Yes ten large uh wait. *Looks up at the battling Kingmaker and Jett*
Make that forty larges with as much extra toppings as possible thanks. *Hangs up and turns back to Sam*
Now where was I?
This place has literally gone mad! (Does that mean we need an asylum for the asylum? :P)
HE HE HE HEEEEE I AM BACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Resists Ashes mind powers because mine are more powerful*
Ok what is going on here? Who's doing what, why is everything backwards, and Russa....... What are you stroking? ???
The asylum has erupted into chaos and she is caressing a froad... Me and Skarzs are locked up and i am playing around with my telepathic abilities. ;D *Rummages around in Amy's brain for juicy tidbits* What is this? Pokes a little green alien with fins that is hidden in the corners of her brain.
*Lifts Sam's Brain* Ah Ha I have it! I will be the first successful doctor to preform a successful brain transplant.
*hands the brain to ZP*
Hold this for me will you while I cut open the hologram.
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 14, 2015, 09:09:18 PM
The asylum has erupted into chaos and she is caressing a froad... Me and Skarzs are locked up and i am playing around with my telepathic abilities. ;D *Rummages around in Amy's brain for juicy tidbits* What is this? Pokes a little green alien with fins that is hidden in the corners of her brain.
Can I eat it?
I don't think so it is in her head...
*ZP takes the brain and starts liking it*
Oh dear don't do that! *Goes into the ZPs head to try and get him to stop but the experience is so disturbing and overwhelming that I have to leave* Oh goodness! *shudders* that was awful, never doing that again... XP
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 14, 2015, 09:09:18 PM
The asylum has erupted into chaos and she is caressing a froad...
His name is Freddy the Froad, here's a short backstory:
Fabulous Froad
Freddy was raised in a pond by his mother (a frog) and his father (a toad) which makes him a froad. When he was but a tadpole his parents were killed by an evil troll named Szraks. He escaped into a swamp where I happened to be drowning; he saved my life and we became best friends. One day my friend Freddy traveled to Paris to visit some relations. When he came back I had been locked up in the asylum.
To be continued...
Fabulous Froad, Part II
Then, he died.
Skarzs would never!... well perhaps he would if he was hungry... anyway.
*goes into Russa's head and deletes her story from her memory*
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 14, 2015, 10:35:44 PM
Fabulous Froad, Part II
Then, he died.
But it was only his hologram.
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 14, 2015, 10:36:06 PM
Skarzs would never!... well perhaps he would if he was hungry... anyway.
*goes into Russa's head and deletes her story from her memory*
Look, Freddy, they just deleted my hologram's memory of you.
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 14, 2015, 10:36:06 PM
Skarzs would never!... well perhaps he would if he was hungry... anyway.
Mmm. . . frog's legs.
But no, that wasn't me that killed them. ::)
I believe your culprit looked something like this:
Spoiler
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*Looks at ZP disgusted*
Well Sam sorry but the zombie has got your brain and likes it... I'm afraid your going to have to be brainless from now on.
The Story Freddy The Froad Part III
Long ago and far away Freddy
made amazing plans to help his friend Russa escape from the Evil Asylum owners Skarzs and Faiyloe. He devised a brilliant escape combining the greasy properties of Bacon and the smelly stench of old cheese two rusty nails and a blue jays feather.
He then put his plan to action and escaped living happily ever after. But he forgot to bring Russa.... To be continued
The End
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 14, 2015, 10:42:59 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 14, 2015, 10:36:06 PM
Skarzs would never!... well perhaps he would if he was hungry... anyway.
*goes into Russa's head and deletes her story from her memory*
Look, Freddy, they just deleted my hologram's memory of you.
I can't read holograms I can only read real live living people therefor the memory I deleted was in fact your own. Though really all I did was hide it where you would never find it. ;D
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 14, 2015, 11:26:37 PM
*Looks at ZP disgusted*
Well Sam sorry but the zombie has got your brain and likes it... I'm afraid your going to have to be brainless from now on.
What did you expect to happen? You handed his brain to a ZOMBIE! of course it will like it! Here if you let me out I can probably get it to give it back to you.
Nope sorry having Sam brainless is a sacrifice I will make to keep you locked up. Now do you and Skarzs want a box of pizza I got like forty boxes of the stuff.
I guess. . .
Okay here. *Opens the cell* Oh wait... Oops...
HA HA HARR!! *Grabs Sandpaw and the pizza.*
*Is still asleep* *Gets into Del's mind and makes him handcuff himself to the wall* there. now time to wake up... *Tries to wake up*... Um Skarzs I can't wake up... the stuff they used must have been really strong...
*Rushes back. Gets rid of Faiy and Skarzs. Gets rid of mind control. Takes brains out of both Faiy and Skarzs, preserves them.*
You can't you are currently chained to a poll. ;D
D:
Don't worry *Zp starts chewing on Del's leg* I have everything under control. ;D
*Frees Delthion. Takes out brain of both Faiy and Skarzs and ZP and causes them all to go into stasis. Faiy and Skarzs and ZP are preserved until it is necessary that they be freed.*
The ZP did not have a brain to start with so there is no way to remove it for he did not have one. also I doubt you have the technology to remove Skarzses brain from his thick scull. Now you must be wondering how I am still talking. Well my brain is still working in stasis and therefor my mind powers are still working from where ever you stashed my brain.
*ZP eats threw the stasis chamber and goes off to find Sam's brain. However he finds my brain first and starts licking it.
*stats mentally screaming in everyone heads* AHHHH AAAHHAH GET IT OFF! AAAAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EW AAAAH UGH EEHHH AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *dives into the ZPs thoughts and gets him to stop* what... just... happened... 24! whas pickles in my bacon... I mean... SWEET TART!!!*hicup* why is my toes blue? What... wat was that...?
Faiy!!! Just let Russa be in charge until the 16th of April! THAT IS ALL I ASK! THEN YOU SHALL BE SET FREE AND ALLOWED TO PILLAGE ALL OF THESE HELPLESS BEINGS! Or even better! *Reset!*
Skarzs you are normally in charge, and no one is in here...yet. ;D ;D
What? What happened?
Tor niff Squirrle GIF, if bop core. second after third day... no more tacos!
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 15, 2015, 04:15:47 AM
Tor niff Squirrle GIF, if bop core. second after third day... no more tacos!
I guess I'll just go along with it and act like I work here. Sir, I found a new inmate for you!
*The voice is in your head ;D* Seven is waaaaay better than two, just saying if you have seven of something it can have more. then again if you have two you can stick them in your ears and use them as earplugs... not that you would want to. Oh Cheeeeese! Stuff the socks with cheese! makes them taste better. Try my new flying technique! Rub garlic on your feet an they will smell so bad that the ground will just kick you off! OH! cliff diving cliff diving is really fun! Brains! Try some of my grandmothers famous sink gunk. delirious? no I am not delirious! what made you think that? DUCK! is it a mallard? ISITISTIISITISITISIT SISITITISITSITISI! Nope... don't thinks so. what is the square root of 2? how about 1? or -1 or 6 or 7 or 9 or 2X or Q! What is a Q anyway? Not sure but could you explain to me why there is a platypus in the toilet. Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon! Nope not gona say it... you cant make me never ever ever! GOLDFISH! oops. What is this? Nothing nothing at all... no it has to be something... even a nothing has to be a something. Where did my hat go! I can't find my hat! I need that hat! My head... my head... Wait! what happened to my head!..........
My face the whole time ------> :]
Sweet tarts ;D
Oh yes.
Quote
The Story Freddy The Froad Part III
Long ago and far away Freddy
made amazing plans to help his friend Russa escape from the Evil Asylum owners Skarzs and Faiyloe. He devised a brilliant escape combining the greasy properties of Bacon and the smelly stench of old cheese two rusty nails and a blue jays feather.
He then put his plan to action and escaped living happily ever after. But he forgot to bring Russa.... To be continued
The End
Nice story, it's really cool how the froad who escaped is actually a hologram.
*Pats Freddy's likkle green head* *Begins writing
The Tale of a Froad in France*
Is a Froad in France a tragedy? *Enter's Skarzs mind and makes him shake Faiy awake*
Chocolate sauce and banana peppers. Reeeeaaaally good! You should try it... actually don't, it is sort of paradoxal and it could end up being exceedingly painful. Though who dosen't like pain? every one here seems to like it... Oh oh oh oh! I know! *gets into Sandwich'es head (That is you Del) and makes him stab Izzy with a knife* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*You can't because I am in stasis and have no brain*
SKARZS YOUR SITTING ON ME STILL! *Is flattened by the troll*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 15, 2015, 02:23:01 PM
Is a Froad in France a tragedy?
Kinda, Freddy goes to France to visit some relations, when he comes back he finds out I've been locked up in an asylum. It's really sad.
A Elbereth Gilthoniel
silivren penna míriel
o menel aglar elenath!
Na-chaered palan-díriel
o galadhremmin ennorath,
Fanuilos, le linnathon
nef aear, sí nef aearon!
A Elbereth Gilthoniel
o menel palan-diriel,
le nallon sí di'nguruthos!
A tiro nin, Fanuilos!
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Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 15, 2015, 02:32:00 PM
SKARZS YOUR SITTING ON ME STILL! *Is flattened by the troll*
*Brain was taken out by Del, so I can't do anything.*
I am sooooo hungry! you know what would taste good... soup... or green bean or green bean and potato soup... with relish. ;D and chocolate sauce!... CUCUMBER RANCH IS REALLY GOOD ON FRITOS! No really, it is! WE ARE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP! How high can you jump? I can jump higher than a house. What is this? meatless meatloaf... that is like chickenless chicken soup or spaghetti with no tacos! like really, get your act together people!
Me and Faiy's brains:
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(http://gif.co/q4aK.gif)
hehehe maaaaaybe. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 15, 2015, 02:27:13 PM
Chocolate sauce and banana peppers. Reeeeaaaally good! You should try it... actually don't, it is sort of paradoxal and it could end up being exceedingly painful. Though who dosen't like pain? every one here seems to like it... Oh oh oh oh! I know! *gets into Sandwich'es head (That is you Del) and makes him stab Izzy with a knife* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*You can't because I am in stasis and have no brain*
*Dodges knife and vaporizes Delthion*
*Makes Izzy stuff parsley up his nose* ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 15, 2015, 09:58:35 PM
*Makes Izzy stuff parsley up his nose* ;D
*Refuses to obey*
You can't tell me what to do!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 10, 2015, 11:15:42 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 10, 2015, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 08, 2015, 02:08:30 AM
Mmmmm, sounds delicious.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2015, 07:29:39 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 04, 2015, 02:58:57 AM
*Literally starts laughing maniacally.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2015, 09:46:46 PM
Ach...
*Doorbell rin'z again, knockz follov*
NO!
*Doorbell rin'z again, folloved vomce again by knockz*
NO!
*Doorbell rin'z again, zeveral toimez bein' repeated an' zen folloved by ze'en knockz, viz vone comin' aftervardz a vee bit o' toime aftervardz*
*Doorbell rin'z again*
*Opens door* Hello, Head! C'mon in.
But inztead o' Hiag bein' ze vone at ze door, inztead are tva other Weasels, vhom boz zank Russa and introduce zemzelvez.
"Ahoy!" zayz ze firzt. "Ah am Jareth, an' ziz iz my younger brother Karath." Karath zaid 'G'day'. "G'day, me name iz Karath, an' ziz iz me aulder brozer Karath." Jareth continued. "Ve vere zent from ze Mossflower Inzane Azylum after it clozed due tae lack o' activity. Ve vere told tae come here an' prezent zeze paperz, an' zat ze ovnerz o' ziz Azylum vid ken vot tae dae aboot zem." 'e 'eld oot ze paperz. (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=5866.msg281363#msg281363) "Zeze are ze paperz. Are ye ze ovnerz o' ziz azylum?" Karath looked aboot. "Ziz place lookz intereztin'," 'e murmured. "Doez it 'ave any vindovz? Jareth loikez vindovz." Jareth gave an innocent look as if 'e didnae ken a zin' aboot vot Karath 'ad zaid.
*Laughs uncontrollably because Izzy is walking around with parsley sticking out of his nose and he doesn't know it.* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Sends a wild lion to guard Faiy's brain* *Throws gunpowder near the brains* Why am I doing this?
Because your brain is very fascinating and you make a good toy soldier! ;D Can you walk on your hands? well we are about to find out *Makes Ash walk on his hands across a thin board laid over a pit of lava!* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 15, 2015, 11:04:36 PM
*Laughs uncontrollably because Izzy is walking around with parsley sticking out of his nose and he doesn't know it.* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Chuckles because Faiy thinks that Skarzs is Izeroth*
No no no You brain looks very different from Skarzles. A lot more death and conquest, Skarzs is mostly just what he had for lunch... I think it was the full works of Shakespeare with a side of OITB. Hey wait! SKARZS! You where eating my minions again!...
What? No I wasn't! Those were chocolate-covered. . . TNOITB's. (Totally-not-overly-imprisoned-teddy-bears.)
YOU CAN NOT LIE TO ME TROLL!!!!!!!!!!! I am in your mind! I KNOW ALLLLLL!!!!!!
I thought that we were resetting this.
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 16, 2015, 02:54:36 AM
YOU CAN NOT LIE TO ME TROLL!!!!!!!!!!! I am in your mind! I KNOW ALLLLLL!!!!!!
O_O
Quote from: Delthion on April 16, 2015, 03:09:01 AM
I thought that we were resetting this.
You can't reset a force of nature.
heheheheehehe. ;D *gets into Izzys head and makes him stuff his ears with basil*
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 16, 2015, 03:33:47 AM
heheheheehehe. ;D *gets into Izzys head and makes him stuff his ears with basil*
*Removes Basil and vaporizes Faiyloe*
*Vaporizes Skarzs.*
*Reloads Vaporizer*
*Vaporizes Russa and Freddy*
oooh, disembodiment is cool!
*Turns into DDB* *Defies Faiy* *Laughs maniacally as I set set fire to the asylum*
Oh that looks like fun! *Gets into Izzy's head and takes over his body for a bit* *starts setting fire to random things* *While Izzy is singing* WE ARE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP!
*Dances while still laughing maniacally* *Sprinkles flowers again*
*Makes Izzy dump a bag of flour on Ash.* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
As much fun as this is. . . Faiy! Get into my mind for a sec. -_-
*Walks in*
Hello? I am the regional director of Insanity Inc. I came to inspect the Asylum?
Hmm... Zombies, check.
Troll, check.
Insane director, check.
Teleporter, check.
Victims, er, patients, check.
Cells, check.
Magic wars, check.
Revolutions, check.
Holograms, check.
Creepy catch phrases, check.
Well, looks like you are all clear. Now, where might the room with the explosives be?
*Stuns self*
That's classified.
(http://gif.co/qfWA.gif)
Fergot the mad axe murderer
Second door on the right. ;D the key is in the fridge. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
gib... gib gib....
Ahem, I am here on important business.
Where might your director be?
*Walks up to Rocktree* JHDGUAGDYGEYFGUGUAGSDHUHDJS!!! DAGK! DSHDASHI! DHUIWQHDIUQW!
*Faiys voice inside Rocks head says* He is currently indisposed. ;D ;D ;D
(http://gif.co/oYDL.gif)
hZHUIDFHUSHFIUHDSujIOEO:fjo... jdbhHHRHGRSHUIHGLEROU!! bshadfhasdgf!
Quote from: Dibbun Against Bedtime on April 16, 2015, 10:01:18 PM
hZHUIDFHUSHFIUHDSujIOEO:fjo... jdbhHHRHGRSHUIHGLEROU!! bshadfhasdgf!
Shhh... *Carries DAB and raises him above my head and sings the Circle of Life song*
AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Pats DAB on the head* There, there, little one.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 16, 2015, 04:56:05 PM
As much fun as this is. . . Faiy! Get into my mind for a sec. -_-
Faiy. . .
Skarzs wants Faiy in his mind...........crrrreeeeepppyyy.
Why should I? ;D oh alright...
Crrrreeeeeeepppyyy!!!!!
*Mentally slaps Faiy.* Snap out of it! Or I'll show you a picture of me in my underwear . . . :[
Now I want to see this ;D ;D ;D ;D do it do it do it.
*Phil*'Don't do it she is not in her right mind!'*Phil*
*Covers eyes*
*Retreats.*
What happened? I missed something...
*Puts on a gas mask*
*Throws teargas canisters in the cells*
Maybe that'll get them to shut up, sir!
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 17, 2015, 02:24:16 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 16, 2015, 04:56:05 PM
As much fun as this is. . . Faiy! Get into my mind for a sec. -_-
Faiy. . .
*Plays romantic music while dancing and laughing maniacally*
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 17, 2015, 03:36:48 AM
*Mentally slaps Faiy.* Snap out of it! Or I'll show you a picture of me in my underwear . . . :[
*Commits seppuku*
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Not Another anime reference!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 17, 2015, 01:07:08 PM
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Not Another anime reference!
*Ghost floats above Sagetip* That was not an anime reference!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 17, 2015, 09:55:33 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 17, 2015, 02:24:16 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 16, 2015, 04:56:05 PM
As much fun as this is. . . Faiy! Get into my mind for a sec. -_-
Faiy. . .
*Plays romantic music while dancing and laughing maniacally*
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 17, 2015, 03:36:48 AM
*Mentally slaps Faiy.* Snap out of it! Or I'll show you a picture of me in my underwear . . . :[
*Commits seppuku*
HA HA HA!!
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 17, 2015, 03:53:23 AM
Now I want to see this ;D ;D ;D ;D do it do it do it.
*Phil*'Don't do it she is not in her right mind!'*Phil*
What?! Gah!
*Covers Freddy's eyes*
*Pulls out chicken from pocket and starts shaking it*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 17, 2015, 01:07:08 PM
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Not Another anime reference!
Sepukku is the Japanese word for suicide by stabbing yourself through the chest. Samurai did it when they felt they had no honour left
^ Japanese reference, not Anime, Sage.
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 16, 2015, 09:55:52 PM
*Faiys voice inside Rocks head says* He is currently indisposed. ;D ;D ;D
Ahem, Should that worry me?
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on April 17, 2015, 09:19:24 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 16, 2015, 09:55:52 PM
*Faiys voice inside Rocks head says* He is currently indisposed. ;D ;D ;D
Ahem, Should that worry me?
*Faiy's voice inside Rocks head* Potentially.... ;D
@Jet
Didn't they have to basically carve their innards out?
Actually yeah, I thought they had to disembowl themselves but I wasn't sure so I put "stabbing yourself through the chest"
How the heck are you supposed to do that once you've already cut yourself? XP Most people would be faint from the pain.
*Mentally slaps Faiy.* Snap out of it!
*Is still stuck under Skarzs* Would someone give him his brain back so he can move!
NO! Nevernevernevernevernever! ;D *mentally dances around Skarzsles'es mental self throwing mental flower petals*
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 17, 2015, 10:30:57 PM
How the heck are you supposed to do that once you've already cut yourself? XP Most people would be faint from the pain.
If Wikipedia is to be believed, once they made the cut, the samurai would reach for a sword or something symbolic and a second would behead him immediately.
Seriously, do you have to get blood all over the good upholstery! Who put a pork u pine in the fridge? Who fights dragons now a days anyway... so outdated.
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 17, 2015, 10:56:02 PM
NO! Nevernevernevernevernever! ;D *mentally dances around Skarzsles'es mental self throwing mental flower petals*
. . . Now that's just even more strange. And randomly awesome. Still. . .
* mentally spoons mental ice cream onto Skarzs'es mental head* ;D
Lol.
BRAIN FREEZE!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
AAAAHHHH!!
*Licks some ice cream that drips down face.* Dang it! My mind is playing tricks on me!
*Mentally slaps Faiy and Skarzs*
No! my mind is playing tricks on your mind. ;D
*starts yodeling maniacally in everyone's mind*
Stealer! Find your own power! *Mentally drops ice cubes down DAB's back*
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 18, 2015, 03:01:18 AM
No! my mind is playing tricks on your mind. ;D
How is Kingmaker being tricked?
He is a giant dragon with 100 heads.... to many minds.... Incompatible... Like ZP (Zombie Pinata)
How does a Dragon even have one hundred heads? they would have to be tiny too all fit on his neck. They would look very out of place and it would end up looking like a giant squid.
*Starts pushing Skarzs off*
*starts yodeling maniacally in real life*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 18, 2015, 02:41:39 PM
How does a Dragon even have one hundred heads? they would have to be tiny too all fit on his neck. They would look very out of place and it would end up looking like a giant squid.
*Starts pushing Skarzs off*
He's giant, that's what.
*Romps through various peoples minds singing 'Marry had a little lamb' backwards* ;D
*Finally gets Skarzs off* Whew your way to big too be sitting on people, My legs have gone to sleep.
*Covers ears* Aaah Stop I can't stand yodeling.
*Yodels*
*Yodels around in LTs head* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
YODELEHEEÈ???ÊÉËEEEEEEEEEE!
*Dies*
*Puts Sandpaw's corpse in the organic matter recycling machine*
*Pushes Izeroth in from behind*
Aaaaah!
Mwahhahahhahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Puts Freddy in a swing* *Watches with delight as Freddy swings back and forth with glee*
*crawls out of the recycling machine*
*pulls out a cryogenic pistol and shoots Freddy with it*
Look, Freddy, he just shot your hologram.
Enough about the holograms! Ahhhhhhhhgggggg! *Explodes*
*Shoots every Freddy in the Universe, hologram and real.*
*Gets into Russa's head and makes her kill Freddy* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on April 20, 2015, 02:25:27 AM
*Shoots every Freddy in the Universe, hologram and real.*
Delthion, how could you? You just killed my cousin, my uncle, my dad, my second cousin, a kid I met when I was four, Jukka's creepy stalker ex-boyfriend (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=6819.msg348898#msg348898), Amber's dead cat and a dude that works at Pizza Hut!!! NOT TO MENTION MY FROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Freddy crawls out from under the bed* FREEEEEDDDDYYY!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! Yaaaaaaaay!!!!! Whooooohoooo!!! Yeeeeeeeees!!!!! Yaaaay! Yaaaaaaaahaaahaahaa!!! *Is happy*
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 20, 2015, 02:44:37 AM
*Gets into Russa's head and makes her kill Freddy* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Look, Freddy, she just made me kill your hologram.
. . . Except that if she went into your head she would have made you kill the real Freddy because you knew which one was real.
Freddy hid under the bed. ;D
*activates jammer that disables every hologram in existence* There you go, shoot all the froads you want.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 20, 2015, 02:29:58 PM
Freddy hid under the bed. ;D
But
you knew he hid under the bed therefor
I knew he hid under the bed therefor
you just killed the real Freddy.
Nope, I have the real Freddy, see. *Attempts to pick up Freddy* *Arms go through Freddy* Wait, y-y-you're a hologram! F-F-F-FREDDY IS DEAD!!!!! AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!!! *Starts crying* N-no Freddy you're still alive, I know it! You've got to be! H-h-he's probably in my old c-cell! *Runs to my old cell and looks inside* F-Freddy? *Falls to my knees* Freddy.....isn't here.....it's all my fault! Why did you do it, Russa?!?! Why?!?! Russa, you idiot! How could you?! Why did you do it, Russa?!?!?! *Starts sobbing*
Mwahhaaaahahah! Finally! I am rid of the nuisance forever!
*Phil*'You really need to snap out of this you are getting violent'*Phil*
Who cares!
*Phil*'I do, please don't do something you will regret'*Phil*
NEVA!
*Phil*'I hate to do this but,' *Mentally slaps Faiyloe's mental self**Phil*
OW! That actually hurt....
*Phil**Slaps Faiy again**Phill*
OW! Hey!
*Phil**and again**Phil*
OW! STOP IT!
*Phil*'Not untill you snap out of it!'*Phil*
Ok ok ok! I'm better, just stop hitting me!
*Phil*'Good.'*Phil*
:P Right, well. . . Faiy, can you get into the mind of one of the inmates for a second? I need them to do something.
*Freddy climbs out of a bucket* FREDDY!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!
YEEEEEEES!!!!!!
YAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
FREEEEEEDDDDDYYYY!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
*Puts a helmet that's designed to block Faiy's mind-ish powers on*
*gets into sandwiches head and makes him put our brains back in our bodies before reviving Skarzs and locking himself in the closet.* *Revives myself and gets up* There that is much better...
*Hugth Fweddy*
Aw, I wanted them to activate my robot. :( (Needs a brain in it to work, y'know?)
I'd be glad to volunteer.
*Smashes Skarzs' robot*
1!!!!!!! *enlarges brain with much knowledge*
*Is still very much dead*
*Bump*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 20, 2015, 06:39:39 PM
Nope, I have the real Freddy, see. *Attempts to pick up Freddy* *Arms go through Freddy* Wait, y-y-you're a hologram! F-F-F-FREDDY IS DEAD!!!!! AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!!! *Starts crying* N-no Freddy you're still alive, I know it! You've got to be! H-h-he's probably in my old c-cell! *Runs to my old cell and looks inside* F-Freddy? *Falls to my knees* Freddy.....isn't here.....it's all my fault! Why did you do it, Russa?!?! Why?!?! Russa, you idiot! How could you?! Why did you do it, Russa?!?!?! *Starts sobbing*
*quickly wipes tear from eye*
Well...uh...anyway... this is Monday night, and that means it's bingo night! Isn't that exciting?
Your show of sympathy, however slight, is a sign of weakness. You are doomed.
Bingo? Since when? To the cells!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 28, 2015, 03:45:43 AM
Your show of sympathy, however slight, is a sign of weakness. You are doomed.
Bingo? Since when? To the cells!!
Not so fast, old man!
*Presses self-destruct button, annihilating insane asylum central command*
I've always wanted to do that.
Quote from: Izeroth on April 28, 2015, 03:43:28 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 20, 2015, 06:39:39 PM
Nope, I have the real Freddy, see. *Attempts to pick up Freddy* *Arms go through Freddy* Wait, y-y-you're a hologram! F-F-F-FREDDY IS DEAD!!!!! AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!!! *Starts crying* N-no Freddy you're still alive, I know it! You've got to be! H-h-he's probably in my old c-cell! *Runs to my old cell and looks inside* F-Freddy? *Falls to my knees* Freddy.....isn't here.....it's all my fault! Why did you do it, Russa?!?! Why?!?! Russa, you idiot! How could you?! Why did you do it, Russa?!?!?! *Starts sobbing*
*quickly wipes tear from eye*
Well...uh...anyway... this is Monday night, and that means it's bingo night! Isn't that exciting?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 20, 2015, 07:14:52 PM
*Freddy climbs out of a bucket* FREDDY!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!
YEEEEEEES!!!!!!
YAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
FREEEEEEDDDDDYYYY!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
*Puts a helmet that's designed to block Faiy's mind-ish powers on*
Quote from: Izeroth on April 28, 2015, 03:47:08 AM
Not so fast, old man!
*Presses self-destruct button, annihilating insane asylum central command*
I've always wanted to do that.
Old man?! Wbttpbth. . .!
And I am the central command! *Throws Izeroth into a cell.*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 21, 2015, 09:23:14 PM
*Is still very much dead*
*Slaps Sandpaw.*
*Gets slapped and is even more dead*
Revive the insolent rogue who dareth be dead before his masters!
*Electrocutes Sand's body while letting it float in a regenerative vat.*
*Jerks wildly, slowly stands up*
"Braaaaaaaaains"
*tosses a brain to sand*
No not Sams brain!*Grabs brain back and hides it*
*Starts walking around*
"Mooooooaaaaan." "Braaaaaaaains."
Ooooooh, how fun! We have our own zombie. :3
*Raises arms and walks towards Skarzs*
"Trooooooll Braaaaaaaains."
*puts burlap sack over head* *grabs tommy gun* *release fear gas into the ventilation system which affects everyone* *roams the asylum terrorizing inmates* Guess which villain I am?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 28, 2015, 07:13:14 PM
*Raises arms and walks towards Skarzs*
"Trooooooll Braaaaaaaains."
Don't even try, his scull is made of some kind of mettle that I can't remember the name of right now but really you are not getting threw that.
*Gives up trying to chew though Skarzs head and stumbles towards Faiy*
"Faiyloooooe Braaaaaaaains"
*Presses ventilation button.* Don't worry, the affects will wear off temporally. You all wouldn't get affected if you had a pocket gas mask, now would you?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 28, 2015, 07:23:17 PM
*Gives up trying to chew though Skarzs head and stumbles towards Faiy*
"Faiyloooooe Braaaaaaaains"
Oi! My scalp still needs that nice massage you were giving it; get back here!
*Smashes frying pan into Sands jaw* ZP Get your lazy hid over here! *ZP runs out of the kitchen with what looks like an little octopus trailing from his mouth.* Attack the other zombie! *ZP starts chewing on sands leg.*
Well, you won't go around giving pschycopaths masks, so there! *terroizes sand*
*Starts chewing on ZP's arm*
"Piñataaaaaa Braaaaaaaains."
It doesn't have brains... *ZP starts eating Sands fingers*
*Starts eating ZP's feet*
"Moaaaaaaaan, Braaaaaaains!"
*ZP sits atop of Sands head and tries to crack it open with a frying pan.* *Cringes and feel sick* *Runs off some where else so I don't have to watch this* :P
*Brain gets damaged*
"Uuuuuuuuuuh BRAAAAAAAINS!"
*Starts eating own brain*
. . . Wow. This is. . . odd. :P
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 28, 2015, 08:28:09 PM
*Cringes and feel sick* *Runs off some where else so I don't have to watch this* :P
Perhaps that would be best. . .
*ZP starts eating sands brain with him*
I am never sending that thing after another Zombie again. :P
*Rips up the floor and hands it to ZP*
"Zooooombie buuuuuuuds, Braaaaaaaaaains."
*Chows on brain*
*Turns off the indoor heating system*
*ZP eats floor*
*Walks in*
*Sees Ash walk in*
"Eaaaaaat Aaaaaaaash Braaaaaaaains Piñataaaaaaaa."
*Stumbles towards Ash*
*ZP jumps on Ashes shoulders and starts hitting his head with the frying pan*
Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
I feel stupid and contagious
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
I feel stupid and contagious
And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it's hard to find
Oh well, whatever, never mind
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
I feel stupid and contagious
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A denial!
A deniaaaaaalllllllll!
*Grabs Ash's head and starts eating trying to get at the brain*
"Eaaaaaaat Braaaaaains"
*builds a snowman*
*Smashes snowman with frying pan* no snow men!
*Builds sandman.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 29, 2015, 01:27:13 AM
*Smashes snowman with frying pan* no snow men!
Fine. I'll just make snow goons.
*builds an army of snow goons*
No goons either *Smashes Goons*
*Builds another sandman.*
*Rubs head and glares at Izzy*
*Builds more sandmen.*
Quote from: Izeroth on April 29, 2015, 03:43:03 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 29, 2015, 01:54:05 AM
No goons either *Smashes Goons*
*Smashes Faiyloe*
operation=violencedetection::detection:yield<true>
command::/response=operation:squish
*Squishes Ize.*
*squishes Skarz*
*Hugth Fweddy*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 29, 2015, 12:49:44 PM
*squishes Skarz*
*Nothing happens* Nice try, he is a rock. You can't squish a rock. *Smashes Sage with frying pan*
*Finishes eating Ash's brains, sees Sagetip and starts stumbling towards him. The Ash rises and stumbles towards Sagetip as well*
"Eaaaaaaaat Braaaaaaaaains!"
*disapparates to a undisclosed location*
*The two zombies loo around confused for a moment, undeterred they start making their slow way toward Russa*
"Moaaaaaaaan! Braaaaaaaaaaaains!"
*Slaps Sandpaw*
*Gets slapped*
I still don't know who's side I'm on. All I did was give Prisoners in mates insane people my friends ice cream and doughnuts from my cart if they were good....... :-\
Ohai. There you are.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 29, 2015, 03:19:51 PM
*The two zombies loo around confused for a moment, undeterred they start making their slow way toward Russa*
"Moaaaaaaaan! Braaaaaaaaaaaains!"
*Hides under a bucket*
*Pats an elephant* Meet ELLY THE ELEPHANT!
Elly the Elephant bumped her head, she felt so dizzy she went to bed!
*Hearing Russa saying the rhymes the to zombies walk towards the bucket*
"Moaaaaaaaaan! Braaaaaaaaains!"
*Pats Elly* Come on Elly, pat Skarzs! >:D
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 30, 2015, 02:32:40 PM
*Hearing Russa saying the rhymes the to zombies walk towards the bucket*
"Moaaaaaaaaan! Braaaaaaaaains!"
*Is frightened* *Runs*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 30, 2015, 02:49:52 PM
*Pats Elly* Come on Elly, pat Skarzs! >:D
Ash I am pretty sure that you are a zombie now. Just sayin'.
D: *Commits seppuku*
*shoves intestine back into Ash and sews him back up*
O_O
*Walks inside the room. Walks out*
*grabs Skyblade's scruff* Not so fast! You're an inmate now.
*Zombie looking for brains walks right past Sage*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 30, 2015, 05:29:43 PM
*grabs Skyblade's scruff* Not so fast! You're an inmate now.
Wait, why?? Who are you?
*Sees zombie walk past. Eyes bulge*
yeah... we have a bit of a pest problem at the moment, but no need to worry, it is all being dealt with.
*Six zombies walk past Sky*
"Moaaaaan! Braaains!"
*ZP dances merrily around the other Zombies legs*
... Well, mostly under control.
Hey! I have a bunch of brains for you guys! Follow me!
*The Zombie horde that now numbers 17 follows Skarzs*
"Moaaaaaaaan! Braaaaaaaaaaaaains?"
*Leads zombies to big room.* There's a bunch of brains in there; go in! *When zombies go in, shuts door and presses button.* Well, that'll keep you frozen for a few centuries; liquid nitrogen and water sprayers are pretty nice, don'tcha think?
*Zombies wander around the room*
"Moaaaan?"
*Locks teleporter on to LT and Ash* *Using a their patterns from a previous teleportation sends them threw the teleporter and they materializes unzombiefied* There nice to see you two are back to normal.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 30, 2015, 07:39:19 PM
*Zombies wander around the room*
"Moaaaan?"
*Room fills with water and then is frozen with liquid nitrogen.*
*apparates back into asylum*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 30, 2015, 05:29:43 PM
*grabs Skyblade's scruff* Not so fast! You're an inmate now.
Heheh. Actually, there's been a changes in plans.
You are now an inmate! Well, maybe...
For a while the only inmates were Skarzs and Faiy, but Sage has obviously proven himself to be slightly insane. I won't lock the poor guy up, but I will conduct some tests to see if he's dangerous and needs to be put in a cell.
*Teleports Sage to my office* *Walks into the office wearing a lab coat and carrying a clipboard* Hello, Sage! Take a se-actually, just sit down. (I've said that before...people started stealing chairs. ::)) Now Sage, please tell me about your childhood, were you abused in any way?
Mmf, Idon'tfeelgood...
Oh... here is a bag *Hands LT a barf bag*
Oh thanks. *Takes bag* Baaaaaaaaauuuuughguuuuuuhblaaaaargh! Ick, what is this gray stuff in my teeth?
*makes a gagging noise lurches and puts paw over my mouth*
My childhood? Hmmmm... well, I was prone to bouts ov extreme violence, and I had to be loocked up 24/7.... I heard the word "schizophrenic" bandied about a lot. *apparates away*
*Looks at Faiy strangely*
Is something wrong?
*Looks slightly green* Why don't you just sit down while I find a bathroom... :P
*Rides Elly*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 30, 2015, 09:39:39 PM
My childhood? Hmmmm... well, I was prone to bouts ov extreme violence, and I had to be loocked up 24/7.... I heard the word "schizophrenic" bandied about a lot. *apparates away*
*Writes on my clipboard* Bouts...ooof..extreme...violence...Okay, Sage, yo-what, where'd he go? *Teleports Sage back into my office* That was very naughty, Sage. *Writes on clipboard* Kid's got...strange...poowwerrs. Uh, Sage, have you ever been diagnosed with Bypasigle Phlytoses? It's a rare disease in which the brain actually disintegrates it's self.
No. And apparition is a natural skill of wizards. Get rekt.
(http://gif.co/oXbn.gif)
*gains ahold of self* Sorry. Guess my consciousness went on a vactaion...
Did it have a good time?
Okay then, you're free to go (I'm so kind ;D). If you start feeling strange, give me a call. *Writes down the asylum phone number on a slip of paper and hands it to Sage*
Oh, so cute! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D I have no idea why I find that picture amusing.
Trolls?
Thanks! Phone number... did I mention that I cut all the lines?
The little girl... She is cute... that's all... :P
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on May 01, 2015, 09:26:07 PM
Thanks! Phone number... did I mention that I cut all the lines?
Sage, your behavior is unacceptable. *Sigh* I'm afraid I must lock you up. *Teleports Sage to a cell* It's pretty nice, you might actually enjoy your stay here. It has a nice little bed, a nice little nightstand, a nice little sink, a nice little toilet, a nice little shower, a nice little table, a nice little fridge and a nice little TV! :3
Sounds like a motel.
And what is Russa doing in my office?
^Everything she should be doing.
Yes!
Amber, you're now my secretary.
Out of my office!
FRIED FISH WITH A NICE SIDE OF TROLL FOR LUNCH!
No, no, Ash, we are not cannibals. Besides, he's made of rock, I don't think he's even edible.
Ah yes, but my nwe TRANSMORGIFIER will but an end to that! *transforms Skarz into roast beef*
*Transmogrifies myself back into stone.* Sorry, but no.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 02, 2015, 04:17:35 AM
Yes!
Amber, you're now my secretary.
Ooh, thanks! *Does hair in bun and grabs clipboard and pen* What would you like me to do first?
*Stabs Sage and "transmogrifies" him into a corpse*
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 02, 2015, 04:14:26 PM
Ooh, thanks! *Does hair in bun and grabs clipboard and pen* What would you like me to do first?
Uh, tidy up my office.
*is agahst* You don't know the noble and gracious art of transfiguration? Impossible. *transmorgifies back to self*
How many times have you been to the beach, Skar-kun?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 03, 2015, 04:23:33 AM
How many times have you been to the beach, Skar-kun?
>_>
Umm. . . about fifty times?
*transfigures asylum into a beach*
That's why your troll skin is so hard. Hmm, no matter, I'll prescribe you some cream to make your skin soft and delightful.
Now, FISH AND CHIPS WITH ROAST WILD BOAR FOR DINNER!
I'm fine how it is. . . Sage, turn this place back into the asylum! Russa and Amber, out of my office: now!
Of course, O Overlord. Don't tell Soren I said that. Like he even looks in here.
*transfigures beach back into asylum*
*sits glumly in cell*
Lightbulb!
*transfigures toilet into master bathroom*
*transfigures bed into king size bed*
*vanishes bars*
Okay, asylum inmates feel free to have a good time in my cell!
*transfigures floor into carpet*
*conjures chintz armchairs*
*COnjures cider*
There already was carpet! it was part of the renovations I was doing.
*runs around on carpet singing a happy song, carefully formulating my master plan >:D*
Quote from: Dibbun Against Bedtime on May 04, 2015, 07:43:04 PM
*runs around on carpet singing a happy song, carefully formulating my master plan >:D*
Hey! I'm the only one who can have master plans!
Ok Since I still don't know who's side I'm on I'll Just have to choose!
*Dissappears into a cloud of smoke that fills up the entire asylum*
*Bang* *Bash* *Bong* *MEOW* *Clatter*
*Emerges from smoke*
Ok, I created a time machine that will allow us go back in time to stop everyone escaping. We can warn old Faiy and Skarzs to make sure this never happens! 'Cause this is chaos!
*Jumps into time machine and the entire world lurches*
*Steps out of the time machine and everything is normal and in place*
*1 hour before break out*
*one hour before the brake out.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 07, 2015, 10:53:52 PM
Hey Skarzs. You want some fried froad for lunch? ;D
*Writes a sonnet. Pins it up on the front gate.* VICTORY!
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 05, 2015, 02:57:47 PM
*one hour before the brake out.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 07, 2015, 10:53:52 PM
Hey Skarzs. You want some fried froad for lunch? ;D
Sounds delicious!
And it's Sgaetip here, reporting for BBC Wildlife channel. We see here the native Fay and Skarz, normallt found in partnership. Others of their species have crossbred, creating the rare Skarloe. As you can see here, they are enjoying an esquisite delacacy: Fried Froad. However, several wildlife experts know that it is merely a setup, as they are really trying to lure the froad's sybiotic friend, the Russa, to the hunting grounds. THey tuck in, always keeping a sharp eye out for the Russa. Sagetip the hare, BBC America.
Actually, all I want is some food. :P
*Stands up from the table slowly dabbing the corners of my mouth* You know Sage... I would be more careful with what I let slip out of my mouth if I where you. *Places napkin lightly on the table* *Turns and punches Sage in the face knocking the chair over as I do so*
*grins and disapparates back to cell*
There that is better.
Ah but I deactivated all the holograms. ;D
Delicious.
Besides holograms don't taste half so good. ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 02, 2015, 10:10:48 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 02, 2015, 04:14:26 PM
Ooh, thanks! *Does hair in bun and grabs clipboard and pen* What would you like me to do first?
Uh, tidy up my office.
*Taps a few buttons on remote control* *Robot that looks like R2-D2 comes out of closet, and starts cleaning office* I'm so glad I made the Assist-o-matic 3,000.
Reducto! *blows up assist-o-matic 3000*
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 06, 2015, 03:25:22 AM
Besides holograms don't taste half so good. ;D
Indeed. Though, I did try to make some edible holograms one time; Rus claimed they were pneomanic replicators or something like that.
he would say something like that wouldn't he. ::) ;D
Yeh, of course he would. But I guess they wouldn't be too far from whatever scientifically jargon he's spitting.
true.
The problem with rus is that he is obsessed with D&D
Well that is not exactly a problem... well it is a problem but only because we have no idea what he is saying. But aside from that he has a right to be obsessed with whatever he wants.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 06, 2015, 03:15:36 AM
Delicious.
Look, Freddy, they're eating your doppelganger! ......Well, he
was a serial killer....
If you see a doppelganger of someone else, they will die soon. Baroom, baroom. Also, I THE COOK! KAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAII
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 07, 2015, 01:33:11 PM
If you see a doppelganger of someone else, they will die soon.
Not true.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 07, 2015, 01:33:11 PM
Baroom, baroom. Also, I THE COOK! KAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAII
GIVE ME BREAKFAST!!!!!!!
I read it in a real horror stories book. Anyway, WAFFLES, MILK, AND PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST! DESSERT IS FOR LUNCH!
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 07, 2015, 12:58:33 AM
Well that is not exactly a problem... well it is a problem but only because we have no idea what he is saying. But aside from that he has a right to be obsessed with whatever he wants.
Indeed!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 07, 2015, 01:42:40 PM
I read it in a real horror stories book. Anyway, WAFFLES, MILK, AND PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST! DESSERT IS FOR LUNCH!
EXCUSE ME?! I'M THE COOK! I'll make pancakes from my homemqade recipe, now back into your cell!
But my pancakes are the best ever! No arguments! (My whole family says so, even my grandma, aunt and uncle.)
Oh really? I like pancakes! I like making them too! Can I- wait that's besides the point. Guys I'm from the future and there everything is chaos! you cannot let whatever happened happen! I don't know what it was because I was on my lunch break and missed all the important details. Anyway, in the future all the prisoners escape and everything is crazy! I think Russa is incharge somehow? anyway you need to not let anything happen that will let them escape. Got it?
Right, you are a big help. ::) *Whispers to Skarzs* I think we have another loony one here. ;D
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on May 08, 2015, 01:02:02 AM
Oh really? I like pancakes! I like making them too! Can I- wait that's besides the point. Guys I'm from the future and there everything is chaos! you cannot let whatever happened happen! I don't know what it was because I was on my lunch break and missed all the important details. Anyway, in the future all the prisoners escape and everything is crazy! I think Russa is incharge somehow? anyway you need to not let anything happen that will let them escape. Got it?
What?! You mean that I don't rule the world in the future?!
Better believe it, Izerother.
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 08, 2015, 01:56:03 AM
Right, you are a big help. ::) *Whispers to Skarzs* I think we have another loony one here. ;D
Mm, perhaps.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on May 08, 2015, 01:02:02 AM
Oh really? I like pancakes! I like making them too! Can I- wait that's besides the point. Guys I'm from the future and there everything is chaos! you cannot let whatever happened happen! I don't know what it was because I was on my lunch break and missed all the important details. Anyway, in the future all the prisoners escape and everything is crazy! I think Russa is incharge somehow? anyway you need to not let anything happen that will let them escape. Got it?
Wait, what? I'm not in charge anymore?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 07, 2015, 05:10:39 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 07, 2015, 01:42:40 PM
I read it in a real horror stories book. Anyway, WAFFLES, MILK, AND PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST! DESSERT IS FOR LUNCH!
EXCUSE ME?! I'M THE COOK! I'll make pancakes from my homemqade recipe, now back into your cell!
*Slams pancake into Corn's face* I AM THE COOK!
I am not crazy! Look I'll bring in the me from the past. Once I find her....one moment.
Ok she really is crazy. *Telleports Ami into a cell*
Unfortunate.
Well your loss. I'll just wait until the prisoners escape and That'll show you who's crazy!
You can't keep me in here forever! When they find out that I'm stuck here, they'll send tanks! And when you inevitably destroy those, they'll send more tanks.
*Puts my hand down Freddy's throat and pulls out a key* *Unlocks my door* *Escapes* *Puts Skarzs and Faiy into an unbreakable, unsinkable, unburnable, inedible, bulletproof, bombproof, troll proof cell* *Locks the door* *Lets Iz out of his cell*
Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!
What! no, great...
*Phil*Not again...*Phil*
Not again what?
*Phil*You'll find out.*Phil*
Told you. Now I'm going to go back into the future (my present) and see if anything has changed
*Steps into time machine I'd hidden in my pocket*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 11, 2015, 01:40:01 PM
*Puts my hand down Freddy's throat and pulls out a key* *Unlocks my door* *Escapes* *Puts Skarzs and Faiy into an unbreakable, unsinkable, unburnable, inedible, bulletproof, bombproof, troll proof cell* *Locks the door* *Lets Iz out of his cell*
Wow. . . Deja vu. :P
Wait, did you just stick your hand down your froad's throat? You probably killed him.
Freddy is...different than most froads. He is capable of much more than you would expect.
Is he capable of surviving the Killing Curse? Avada Kedavra!
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 11, 2015, 02:44:49 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 11, 2015, 01:40:01 PM
*Puts my hand down Freddy's throat and pulls out a key* *Unlocks my door* *Escapes* *Puts Skarzs and Faiy into an unbreakable, unsinkable, unburnable, inedible, bulletproof, bombproof, troll proof cell* *Locks the door* *Lets Iz out of his cell*
Wow. . . Deja vu. :P
Wait, did you just stick your hand down your froad's throat? You probably killed him.
Skarzs, I need you to knock me out. Don't argue just do it. *Closes my eyes and braces myself*
Wow... I'm actually free. Did that really happen?
Well, um... Attention, citizens! I am now the leader of this establishment! You will obey my commands or face immediate and utter destruction.
Sure! *Makes a waffle*
Hey, you! You can't make waffles; it's not Waffle Wednesday yet!
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 11, 2015, 09:15:13 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 11, 2015, 02:44:49 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 11, 2015, 01:40:01 PM
*Puts my hand down Freddy's throat and pulls out a key* *Unlocks my door* *Escapes* *Puts Skarzs and Faiy into an unbreakable, unsinkable, unburnable, inedible, bulletproof, bombproof, troll proof cell* *Locks the door* *Lets Iz out of his cell*
Wow. . . Deja vu. :P
Wait, did you just stick your hand down your froad's throat? You probably killed him.
Skarzs, I need you to knock me out. Don't argue just do it. *Closes my eyes and braces myself*
Ooohkay. . . *Raps Faiy on the jaw.*
*makes a grunting sound and sinks to the ground unconscious* *Talks to Skarzs with my mind powers* Thanks... that is going to hurt when I wake up... XP any way *gets inside Izzys head* *Makes Izzy change his mind and let Ash make waffles* *also Makes Izzy unlock our cell*
Oh, I see you noticed my hologram. He can't open your cell, though; he isn't made of physical material.
Oh this is fun *Makes Izzy walk in circles looking ridiculous* You see I can't control holograms, I cant even sense them. Seeing as they have no minds. There fore you are actually, really and truly under my control. ;D
Interesting how you still don't seem to realize it's a hologram. Surely, you've heard about the advanced ones?
Regardless, the time for play is over. Continue with your little mind games, and Izeroth might not be so nice anymore.
*Rolls metaphorical eyes* Even if the hologram had a artificial mind it would feel very different from a real one. Besides your mind is actually very easy to read. The fact that you can hear me at all is prof to that. I am in your head, you cannot escape me. I know all!;D
Hahaha! She thinks she has special powers, she's obviously hallucinating. Besides, your cell is made with a special kind of metal that blocks mind power. :D You shall never escape! :D
Quote from: Izeroth on May 11, 2015, 09:57:18 PM
Wow... I'm actually free. Did that really happen?
Well, um... Attention, citizens! I am now the leader of this establishment! You will obey my commands or face immediate and utter destruction.
Actually, I'm the leader, but you can be second-in-command. 8)
If I am the one hallucinating then explain to me why you keep hearing my voice in your head. ;D also I am asleep. You can't hallucinate when you are unconscious.
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 12, 2015, 01:41:44 PM
If I am the one hallucinating then explain to me why you keep hearing my voice in your head.
I don't hear a voice in my head, I know what you're saying because I put a device in your ear that lets me see your thoughts and dreams on a computer in Skarzs' office.
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 12, 2015, 01:41:44 PM;D also I am asleep. You can't hallucinate when you are unconscious.
You're dreaming then. ;D
*Slaps Faiy mentally* I would request you to stand down and sleep.
*Is fiddling around with something.*
I think they are in denial, the fact that I am talking in there heads is just to much for their minuscule minds to wrap around.
*Finishes making key and unlocks door.* Metalworking for the win.
The door doesn't have a key hole. ::)
Yes, only the stroke of a goblin's finger can open it. *transfigures into goblin* *strokes door* *releases skarz*
;o Why thank you.
*teleports Skarzs back into cell*
*makes Izzy teleport Skarzs out of cell*
*Teleports Faiyloe into a cryogenic chamber*
*Teleports Skarzs back into his cell*
*Tosses Skarzs a magazine*
I'm sure you'll be flattered to hear what Rock and Mineral Weekly wrote about trolls.
*Laughs macanicaly around in Izzys head* You have just made me even stronger! *Makes Izzy teleport Skarzs out of his cell again and then makes Izzy teleport himself into the locked cell previously occupied by Skarzs*
*Teleports Faiyloe into another dimension*
*Teleports Skarzs back into his cell*
:O Faiy is a spirit!
Quote from: Izeroth on May 13, 2015, 04:25:59 AM
*Teleports Faiyloe into another dimension*
*Teleports Skarzs back into his cell*
But you can't because you are locked in a cell. ;D
. . . I'm so confused. Well, I must take drastic action. *Smashes teleporter.* Goodbye, my faithful pet.
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 14, 2015, 01:26:55 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on May 13, 2015, 04:25:59 AM
*Teleports Faiyloe into another dimension*
*Teleports Skarzs back into his cell*
But you can't because you are locked in a cell. ;D
But I can and just did.
And thank you, Skarzs. You've just made the world a slightly better place.
But I've also removed something you can use against me. In doing so, I have made my own power heighten.
. . . Until I make another machine, that is.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 14, 2015, 01:33:47 AM
But I've also removed something you can use against me. In doing so, I have made my own power heighten.
. . . Until I make another machine, that is.
In destroying that machine, however, you have significantly reduced Faiyloe's power. That's a good thing for all of us, I would say.
Oh? Nah. . .
how exactly does a topic on an insane asylum reach 199 pages
I make it that awesome.
*Reads the Silmarillion.*
*Cries*
Quote from: Izeroth on May 14, 2015, 01:34:49 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 14, 2015, 01:33:47 AM
But I've also removed something you can use against me. In doing so, I have made my own power heighten.
. . . Until I make another machine, that is.
In destroying that machine, however, you have significantly reduced Faiyloe's power. That's a good thing for all of us, I would say.
Actually, not really, I can just as easily make people do things to themselves and others without the machine. *Makes Izzy sing the Little Einsteins theme song*
He put you in another dimension.
And that is supposed to hinder me why? No really. While you where sending my body to another dimension I transferred my consciousness to Skarzses head. The only problem here is getting my body back... :P
What?! You're in my head? I got OOM out for a reason. . . not that I mind your company, or anything. . .
As for getting your body back, that'll take a sec. *Activates focused wormhole generator.* Now we just need to see where the last inter-dimentional anomalies occurred and- Ah! There we go! *Faiy's body comes flying through the portal-thing.*
Ouch. You'll probably feel rather sore for a bit. :P
How sweet... ;D
i feel utterly worthless when people can transfer consciousnesses and send send others through wormholes :'(
*Presents C'pn Rake with a cake to cheer him up*
yay, cake ;D
(https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0CAcQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fphotos%2F837701-jontron-jon-jafari&ei=r1JVVfDvDoe7swHfsYDgDw&bvm=bv.93564037,d.aWw&psig=AFQjCNG7boMNpJMEl2xoNeHUjnqouMwFMg&ust=1431741322942612)
;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 15, 2015, 01:37:02 AM
What?! You're in my head? I got OOM out for a reason. . . not that I mind your company, or anything. . .
As for getting your body back, that'll take a sec. *Activates focused wormhole generator.* Now we just need to see where the last inter-dimentional anomalies occurred and- Ah! There we go! *Faiy's body comes flying through the portal-thing.*
Ouch. You'll probably feel rather sore for a bit. :P
I think I will stay where I am then. Seeing as I can't really feel anything here. You are also a relatively safe host to hide in seeing as you are basically a big indestructible shield of rock.
Not indestructible, but pretty solid. :P Alright, you can stay.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Glad you're enjoying it.
*Frowns* :I
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 15, 2015, 02:53:08 AM
*Presents C'pn Rake with a cake to cheer him up*
Ramber!
*apparates in* What's going on here?
Run! Run! Run, Sage! *Falls over*
Pff! I don't need to run! Trolls can't use wands! Insane squirrels can't use wands! I can! I can apparate!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or0-__NosSA
*Shoots a nuclear arrow at the asylum* Just for the lulz.
*Ash is a terrible archer* *Ash misses the asylum by 6.5 miles* *Arrow hits a peaceful garden full of happy, smiling, dancing, tomatoes* Ash, how could you?
Good job! You've committed your first atrocity!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 15, 2015, 10:19:21 PM
*Ash is a terrible archer* *Ash misses the asylum by 6.5 miles* *Arrow hits a peaceful garden full of happy, smiling, dancing, tomatoes* Ash, how could you?
I would have annihilated them if I knew they were there. No matter, they're dead now.
Quote from: Izeroth on May 15, 2015, 10:26:36 PM
Good job! You've committed your first atrocity!
I've committed many where I come from.
why am i not surprised
*Happy, smiling, dancing, tomatoes attack the Asylum* AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!! *Gives out weapons to the NON-insane people*
does non-insane include me, or does liking cake make me insane
Uh, I guess you're non-insane. *Gives Rake a weapon*
Skarzs, look, lunch! ;D *Mentally points at tomatoes*
Mm, lunch! You know, I never did like Bob... >:D
*Shoots a fangirl arrow at the tomatoes*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 16, 2015, 05:25:06 AM
*Shoots a fangirl arrow at the tomatoes*
I will tolerate guests, mods and nods, but I will not tolerate fangirls. *Vaporizes Lord_Ashenwyte*
I'm a FANBOY! *Draws cheri katana and slashes at Izeroth* I haven't used a cheri katana in a long time. Time to see if it still works. *Epic music starts playing*
It's so old the cherry's have molded and the meetal is rusted. Reducto! *blows up katana*
*Draws new cheri katana and slashes Izeroth and Sagetip simultaneously*
None of that. *Breaks katana and gives it back to Ash.* There you go, I fixed it for you.
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 16, 2015, 04:34:34 AM
Skarzs, look, lunch! ;D *Mentally points at tomatoes*
*Mashes tomatoes and makes spaghetti.*
*Vaporizes Ash again*
*Is vaporised* *Comes back to the asylum with a cheri katana* *Slashes Izeroth*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 16, 2015, 04:40:39 PM
*Draws new cheri katana and slashes Izeroth and Sagetip simultaneously*
Bruh, I just Apparated to my cell.
*Three zmav moice-foighter pilotz fly pazt, zhootin' eleygyem-concentrated bubblez at everybeazt*
Ah zink Eleygem or votchamicavit iz a Pokemon, zome pzychic vone. Ach...
*Grabs one of the fighters and crushes it*
The use of toy planes is strictly prohibited!
By who rat?!
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 19, 2015, 03:07:43 AM
By who rat?!
By me, scum. And I'm not a rat: I'm a highly advanced primate.
*Uses Philosopher's Stone to transmute a machine gun* *Fires the machine gun at Izeroth*
The Philosipher's Stone itsself doesn't revive things. The Elixir of Life does. Even then, the machine gun is metal. The only thing you can do is turn it into solid gold.
The Philosopher's Stone disregards the laws of Equivalent Exchange.
I was pretty sure that it was the sorcerer's stone so if this is a different one it can do whatever it wants.
and Izerother, that is worse.
In the American version it was the Sorcerer's Stone. In the original, J.K.R. meant it to be the Philosipher's stone.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on May 19, 2015, 02:51:59 PM
In the American version it was the Sorcerer's Stone. In the original, J.K.R. meant it to be the Philosipher's stone.
I'm talking about Fullmetal Alchemist here.
*Drinks coffee*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 19, 2015, 01:17:01 PM
The Philosphoper's Stone disregards the laws of Equivalent Exchange.
That mod was awesome. . . :(
What? Tell me all!
Minecraft mod that gave awesome items and stuff based on EMC, a value placed on items. You could burn items to collect EMC, and in turn make those items from purely EMC, rather than crafting them. The Philosopher Stone in it was like a handheld crafting bench, and with it you could transmute blocks into their counterparts (grass into sand, cobble into smooth stone), and it was a necessary piece to EE crafting. Power sources could be raw things like coal, redstone, and glowstone, and would be used up as the item's special powers were used.
The top tier material one could get was red matter, and that armor could be fused with special items to make the Infernal Armor, which would allow you to fly, jump super high, shoot yourself to the earth, negate all fall damage, cause an explosion around you, and a couple others.
I wish it was usable with the new updates.
Sooo, what are we talking about?
I think it was Harry Potter and Minecraft.
The Philosopher's Stone is a well known fictional artifact of alchemy, JKR did not invent it, it was a theory by the original alchemists. Legend has it that Nicholas Flamel (who was a real person) and his wife Perenelle (who was also a real person) managed to make one and used it to transmute things into gold and create the elixir of life. Also only the title was changed for the first Harry Potter book, they left the actual words "Philosopher's Stone" in the book.
*Shoves all inmates back into their cells, along with all intruders.* Anyone of sane mind will be released after I recollect my wits.
Ah, but I put your wits in canning jars and locked them in my safe. ;D So you are wit less. ;D
What in tarnation. . . ?
*apparates out of cell*
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 26, 2015, 09:27:00 PM
What in tarnation. . . ?
I also put your marbles in a secret compartment. ;D
Gib dem to meh!
No, no, no, neva ;D
Wai?!
Because i like your marbles. ;D they are fun to play with.
That's disturbing.
I have a huge jar full of peoples marbles. I collect them. ;D Kind of like Ursula. ;D
Do I need to put you in a cell?
you wouldn't dare. ;D besides I have all of my marbles. ;D
I might! I just might!
Actually I probably have more power here than anyone else.
.. whats Rkn?
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 27, 2015, 03:56:59 AM
Actually I probably have more power here than anyone else.
It's nice that you think that, but no.
You are not one to talk. You have no power here whatsoever.
What I can't hear you speak up! ;D... oh wait... he can't I have his wits... oh alright. You can have your wits back, but I get to keep your marbles. ;D
*Collects wits.*
Okay, now who needs to be not in a cell?
*Rolls Skarzsles marbles down the hall. ;D*
Noo!! *Scrambles after them.*
Accio Marbles! *marbles fly to outstretched hands* *gives marbles to skarzs*
Marbles?
O_O
@sage: You have no power here! *Takes the marbles and puts them in a jar.* I was thinking of giving them to him, but now that you tried to interfere I won't! This is none of your concern. I can tolerate your magic but only when It is not interfering in my affairs. Mess with me again and you will regret it.
What do you mean I have no power?
Look what you've done!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on May 28, 2015, 02:07:29 PM
What do you mean I have no power?
I mean, I could squash you like a bug, so stay out of my way!
*apparates away from faiy*
*Teleports marbles into a pocket dimension* There, now no one can get them
Great now look what you've done! I wasn't going to keep them indefinitely. Besides I think his marbles are a lot safer with me than with anyone else. Its not like I would do this or anything *starts dropping marbles (Which I miraculously got back some how) into test tubes of odd looking liquid to see what happens.* ;D
*switches marbles into balls of gas which explode upon contact with Fay's chemicals*
Noooo!!!!
You don't get it. The marbles didn't explode, I switched them with the balls of gas. Your marbles are right here. *hands marbles to skarz*
Yey.
alright you asked for it! I warned you! *takes Sages wand and locks him up in a cell* [/color]
I know Harry Potter probably better than anyone here and I know that without your wand, you cannot apparate anywhere, perform any magic, or do anything like brew special potions or things like that.
Accio Sage's wands! So now you can't escape with any magical means."
By the way where am I? I kinda forgot what I was doing. :P
You are in an Asylum.... beyond that I am not sure... just go with the flow.
*grabs lightsaber and cuts way out of cell*
*uses the force to pull wands away from Amarith*
*apparates out of asylum*
known fact. A wizard can't also be a Jedi at the same time and even then I took your light saber as well. You must be hallusinating.
I like you Ami. ;D
Can I be released for good behavior?
No.
*Uses alchemy to seal Ami away in an earth prison* *Transmutes a sword from the asylum door* *Attacks Faiy*
*taps on cell door* Ash, could you grab me my wand?
*Grabs Sage's wand* *Transmutes his cell door into sand* *Hands him his wand*
The whole place has gone mad!
*Transmutes the asylum doors into hammers* *Gives them to Skarzs*
Hey, thanks ash. *performs permantent sticking charm on wand and hand* There. Need any crackdown help Skarz?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 29, 2015, 11:19:26 AM
*Uses alchemy to seal Ami away in an earth prison* *Transmutes a sword from the asylum door* *Attacks Faiy*
*Smashes Ashes face in with my frying pan* Don't you mess with me mister!
o;
*Digs out of my earth prison room thingy and uses a hammer to smash sages wand* there now you have a smashed wand permanently stuck to your hand! ;D Gliseo! * turns the floor under ash and sage to a slide there for saving Faiy and trapping ash and sage 20 miles underground on a steep slide that never ends* that should do it. and I know all these spells off the top of my head. Oh and by the way even if you had a wand you wouldn't be able to apparate I cast a charm on it so it is impossible. And yes it was a noverbale charm. live with it. :P
*Conjures new doors* *Fires green lightning at Ash and Sage*
*laughs*
You forget that I am head of the Auror office. I also own Ollivanders shop... >:)
*Aurors break in, imprison you with an anti-apparating jinx, and free me, also giving me a new wand* there.
....Who are they doing that to exactly? Because I'll tell you something, it's not me. I am far more powerful than your aurors could ever hope to contain, more powerful than Grindelwald, more powerful than Dumbledore, more powerful than even Voldemort. Harry Potter characters have pathetic levels of power when compared to me. I guess that's what you get when your magic system is so flawed. *Disintegrates Sage's wand* *Blasts aurors with green fire*
What fandom character are you playing?
Um... myself? Verde the Nameless, god of the universe of UR?
*Gets smacking in the face* *Transmutes the slide and green lightning to sand* *Transmutes a spear from the sand and attacks Jet*
Peace. We are allies now, are we not?
Oh yea. *Throws spear at Faiy*
*Grabs spear and snaps it in half* You have terrible aim.
I have excellent aim. *Transmutes four random inmates into Chimeras* Let the party begin! *Chimeras attack inmates*
*Whistles and walks down a hall.*
*Chimera attacks Del*
*Tames Pegasus and fires lead arrows into the Chimera's dragon's mouth, lead melts and chokes the Chimera.*
I was talking about something like this. http://fma.wikia.com/wiki/Chimera . Sorry for any confusion.
Ah, I see. No matter. *Continues whistling and walking down the hall.*
Back in your cell! Or you can help me bring this one to the kitchen. *Taps foot of chimera.* Looks full of lean meat.
*Transmutes cell door into gold* *Transforms into the king of bling*
My eyes!
. . . My poor superalloy. :(
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 30, 2015, 01:01:15 AM
*Gets smacking in the face* *Transmutes the slide and green lightning to sand* *Transmutes a spear from the sand and attacks Jet*
I know this is a bit late but even if you made the side into sand it would still be a slide and you would therefore be moving away from us. Still. So you are both still stuck down there. Way down there. Really its a wonder you can still hear me! :P
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on May 31, 2015, 01:00:42 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 30, 2015, 01:01:15 AM
*Gets smacking in the face* *Transmutes the slide and green lightning to sand* *Transmutes a spear from the sand and attacks Jet*
I know this is a bit late but even if you made the side into sand it would still be a slide and you would therefore be moving away from us. Still. So you are both still stuck down there. Way down there. Really its a wonder you can still hear me! :P
*Transmutes sand into carbon dioxide* *Wears a gas mask and kicks over the bench in the front office*
*Grabs Ash and puts him into a stasis field.*
*Locks Chimeras up in cryogenic chamber.*
Am I locked up?
*Hugth Fweddy*
*Blinks* Um. . . . Hungry, anyone?
*Yawns* Sure. Apple pie sounds good right about now.
*conjures up whole feast of food*
*Revive and* ;D
Alright time for some order here.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/2FFMQ8O1InU1TUg6c8ntORUFunZhBJPU1b1SFLteUEM=w610-h707-no)
Am I locked up? By the way, nice picture, Faiy. :D
*turns into sandman and escapes*
Looks like Sage is hallucinating again. Have fun in there. *Lets Amber out of her cell* Sorry about that We could really use your help in the kitchen.
*Walks down the halls perfectly sane and begins whistling.*
@faiy: Maybe if you feed us we wouldn't hallucinate.
*Hugth poor widdle Fweddy*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 28, 2015, 05:57:46 PM
@faiy: Maybe if you feed us we wouldn't hallucinate.
We have fed you! Many of you simply refuse to eat!
I never recall any feeding...
Doesn't matter; it's time for food anyway.
I hoope you brought my favorite jade tea.
I don't know what kind of action "hoope-ing" is, but you're going to have what everyone else is. It should be delicious stuff.
*Walks down the halls perfectly sane and continues whistling.*
*Puts on apron* Hey, Deli, want to help me in the kitchen?
*Rushes in.* WHAT?! THIS HAS A KITCHEN?! I thought we ate what Skarzs caught in his rat traps! I will definitely help you! Making sure that everything is suitable to be served to inmates of course!
*Grabs Dell by the ear* That is what i have been doing ever since I got here. I promise you, I'll boil your head if you don't give us a little respect. *Lets go of his ear*
Okay...fine. Pain has no affect on me by the way, but can I still be taste tester please?
Quote from: Delthion on June 29, 2015, 03:31:05 AM
*Rushes in.* WHAT?! THIS HAS A KITCHEN?! I thought we ate what Skarzs caught in his rat traps!
*Is flustering.* The nerve! You think we didn't have kitchens? Ridiculous!
Quote from: Delthion on June 29, 2015, 03:45:39 AM
can I still be taste tester please?
Be a cook and you get to taste the food and keep yourself out of a cell.
Okay! *Flips through cookbook* How 'bout we make spaghetti and meatballs? Hey, Deli, why don't you go check the pantries to see what we have available?
*Checks pantries and returns in about fifteen minutes.* There's nothing!!! You can check for yourself...it's like someone went in there and just ate everything! *Excuses self.*
*Grabs Del's arm and drags him back to his cell,* That is the last straw. You are going back in there. *Throws him in his cell and locks the door*
*Frowns at Deli* You totally need to go back to your cell. *Sighs* Hey, Faiy, could you free someone to go shopping?
I think Jukka is free, she can help you in the kitchen if you like.
Hey, it just proves that I love your guys' cooking!
Quote from: Delthion on June 30, 2015, 04:33:59 AM
Hey, it just proves that I love your guys' cooking!
That was the pantry, it wasn't even cooked yet!
Yes, so therefore when it was cooked it would have been even better! By the way, was Skarzs on his own running things for a little? I found a human limb that was quite tasty! ;D ;D
What! :o... ZP, Get over here! What did I tell you about eating people?!
I think it was Sage's arm...is that why he hasn't been around lately?
... Sage is a hare... not a human... :-\ :P
Yes, but in here everyone is a human!!! ;D ;D
... This is why you are locked up. Skarzs is a troll, I am a squirel, Russa is a squirrel, Jet is a... Im not sure what he is actually... Jukka is a squirrel, Amber is a squirrel, Dan is a squirrel... we have way to many squirrels around here... Izzy once told me he was a stoat... HiAG is a weasel there is no denying that... Etc... etc... etc...
Meh meh meh. *Mutters.*
Really? I thought we were all humans.
Oh for. . . Okay, I know I'm going to regret saying this, but you can be what you want to be, alright?
*Sticks a OITB in Skarzs'es mouth* Don't say that!
Quote from: SkarzThose grins were the best representation of me waggling my now-present eyebrows. Now I'm talking and laughing to myself, typing rather quickly, and generally going insane. My words are now stuttering over themselves and my brother is wondering why my keyboard is smoking.
What? Oh, i'm sorry. I can't hear you over my own awesomeness.
MMWEEEE HEE HEH HEE EEEEEEEEE
Insanity! Awesome.
Something tells me the owner belongs in his own establishment. ;D
The issue has been dealt with.
Are you oblivious as to what you've done to people that had their problems dealt with? :P
::) They where fine and set free. Amber and Jukka being two of our lovely graduates.
They were free to leave, but they decided to get hired here. :P
Others have had relapses in their insanity and are now back in their cozy cells.
Don't try and pull the wool over my eyes, I've been here long enough to see what happens to those that ARE fine, and aren't treated as such. ::)
Russa is crazy, I can't really keep Jet in here, Sage is hallucinating. . .
If there is some one who you think is being held here unjustly please bring it to our attention and I will look into it.
(oh and Skarzs my PM limit was reached)
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 03, 2015, 06:04:03 PM
If there is some one who you think is being held here unjustly please bring it to our attention and I will look into it.
*Raises my hand* Me and Freddy are held here unjustly!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 03, 2015, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 03, 2015, 06:04:03 PM
If there is some one who you think is being held here unjustly please bring it to our attention and I will look into it.
*Raises my hand* Me and Freddy are held here unjustly!
Freddy and I*
Freddy is a figment of your imagination... nuff said. ;D :P
But I've smushed Freddy before...before my relapse.
And that is why you are locked up too. ;D
Here, guys! *Hands out food to everyone* Enjoy!
*Destroys the food*
And now you'll all starve! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
*Runs into a wall*
*Puts Izeroth in a cell.* Now I have to send for more food.
No cell can contain me!
Just you think that. ;) ;D
. . . *Starts to cry* I thought I was the cook! *Sits on chair and grabs tissue*
The Insane Asylum is an endless vacuum. The only way out is to not post.
F-F-Faiy, I am the cook, right? N-n-ot h-h-h-her, right? *Tearfully points to Amber*
Someone get a mop over here, please. Corn, you have some rather impressive tear glands. :P
And I do recall you making food on more than one occasion. . . We're all pretty confused at the moment.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 06, 2015, 01:47:15 AM
Someone get a mop over here, please. Corn, you have some rather impressive tear glands. :P
And I do recall you making food on more than one occasion. . . We're all pretty confused at the moment.
T-t-thank you.
A-and you ap-p-pointed me c-c-c-c-c-cook!
Don't worry Corn, you are both cooks. You are head cook and Amber is janitor and assistant cook. Just try not to cry on the broccoli.
*transforms room into smoky, dim casino* *smokes fake cigar* *shuffles cards* Poker, anyone?
*Turns on vents.*
*Plays Crazy Eights with Freddy*
.... Children's games
*begins twitching and high-fiving an invisible person*
Is Nor already in a cell?
Wow, this thread got big.
I think I'm sane.
Yes! Skye is completely sane! She gave me cookies and humans to make me say that!!! ...oops...
Sky you are lucky that Del is unstable and not to be trusted.
@ Skarzs: Well if he isn't he is now *Teleports Nor into a cell* ;D
*blocks air vents* I said, POKER< ANYONE?
Poker is greater than anyone? What?
*high-fives cell wall*
"Heeeeeyy...."
Got any sevens?
That's go fish. *cough*Children's games*cough*
Typo, Del. I was asking, POKER, ANYONE?
No, thanks. *Reads Freddy a bedtime story*
*Goes to kitchen and starts baking chocolate chip cookies*
*Bump*
Bump, bump, bump, ~ow~. I stubbed my toe. :P
Oh yeah?! I STABBED MY TOE!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Hides my toes*
*Is dancing in the kitchen waiting for the timer to go off* *Mutters long stream of dance stuff you wouldn't understand :P*
*Goes into kitchen and starts doing the hokey-pokey*
Hi, Russa. *Timer dings* *Rushes to get the cookies out*
*flops into topic* 8)
Release me, cowards! What have I done to deserve this punishment? What have I done to deserve such-
*realizes the door is unlocked*
Oh.
Hoi! What do you think you're doing? (No one out of their cells get cookies.)
Besides the door is locked he is just hallucinating. Unfortunately prolonged imprisonment can do that to a person, they want freedom so badly that they will fabricate a false reality to have it.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
*Pulls the fire alarm*
You do not have access to the fire alarm. ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 17, 2015, 10:16:07 PM
You do not have access to the fire alarm. ;D
Actually, I do. If you haven't noticed, there's a fire alarm in each hallway.
Should've had those removed a long time ago.
yes but you are not in the hallway you are in your cell. ;D
I am indeed in the hallway; don't you see me on the security camera? I think you're simply too proud to admit that any of the doors could possibly be unlocked, and are thus trying to convince me I'm hallucinating.
*Crashes into Insane Asylum and runs around screaming*
Oh I defiantly see you on the security cameras, I see you right where you belong, In a cell. Now I will leave you to your daydream of freedom while I go and try and synthesize a cure for a case of trollian food poisoning. There was something in that sink Skarzs ate last night that didn't agree with him.
*Teleports in front of Izeroth and pokes him in the forehead* You're in a cell friend. *Teleports away*
*Runs up to cells* Hey! WHAT'S UP?!
Umm...Skarzs, I think Faiy is insane, I see Iz right in front of my cell. And what are the odds of two people hallucinating about the exact same thing?
Actually the odds a pretty high. You just heard me talking to Izzy about the same thing. Causing you to see something that isn't there.
I don't know what I'm doing... *Whips head around* Why this, eh? Why this? Why? *Walks around the place, looking all over*
...
*Leaves*
. . . That was odd.
Faiy, I'm more concerned about your knowledge of what I ate.
Well I told you not to eat it but you insisted and now look at what you got yourself into.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 17, 2015, 11:01:26 PM
*Teleports in front of Izeroth and pokes him in the forehead* You're in a cell friend. *Teleports away*
How do I know you're not just a hallucination?
*Has big plate of cookies* Who gets one, SKar?
Quote from: Izeroth on July 17, 2015, 11:56:02 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 17, 2015, 11:01:26 PM
*Teleports in front of Izeroth and pokes him in the forehead* You're in a cell friend. *Teleports away*
How do I know you're not just a hallucination?
Because I'm widely recognised as existing?
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 17, 2015, 11:50:01 PM
Well I told you not to eat it but you insisted and now look at what you got yourself into.
Tasted good though.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 18, 2015, 12:11:07 AM
*Has big plate of cookies* Who gets one, SKar?
Everyone, I guess. :P
*Takes a cookie*
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 17, 2015, 11:13:06 PM
Actually the odds a pretty high. You just heard me talking to Izzy about the same thing. Causing you to see something that isn't there.
But how could I hear you if I am in a cell and you are many yards distant in the security room?
Quote from: Delthion on July 18, 2015, 02:32:58 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 17, 2015, 11:13:06 PM
Actually the odds a pretty high. You just heard me talking to Izzy about the same thing. Causing you to see something that isn't there.
But how could I hear you if I am in a cell and you are many yards distant in the security room?
There is something called a com.
Oh and here is something for that food poisoning Torte *Hands Skarzs a vile of clear blue liquid*
But why would you be talking to me when you were talking to Iz?
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 18, 2015, 01:14:10 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 17, 2015, 11:50:01 PM
Well I told you not to eat it but you insisted and now look at what you got yourself into.
Tasted good though.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 18, 2015, 12:11:07 AM
*Has big plate of cookies* Who gets one, SKar?
Everyone, I guess. :P
Even Iz?
*Slaps Amber's hand* Inmates get theirs first.
*Starts handing out cookies to inmates*
Quote from: Delthion on July 18, 2015, 02:49:18 AM
But why would you be talking to me when you were talking to Iz?
It is an open com. I am in the lab right now.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 18, 2015, 03:21:30 AM
Quote from: Delthion on July 18, 2015, 02:49:18 AM
But why would you be talking to me when you were talking to Iz?
It is an open com. I am in the lab right now.
Are you really in the lab? How can you be sure that you're not hallucinating? How can anyone be sure that they're not hallucinating? Hahahahahaha!
*tries to run out of cell*
*Watches Izzy run into the wall, over the security camera*
*Takes vial and drinks it.* Looked like suspended copper nitrate solution, but it doesn't taste like it.
Now everyone, after you've all had your cookies, I have an announcement.
*Finishes handing cookies to the inmates* *Lets Amber have her cookie* *Offers plate to Skar and Faiy*
*In kitchen making a pie*
Thank you Corn *takes the plate and puts it on the table in the security office*
*Makes cookies*
Russa. . . please stop playing with your pillow fluff. You're not a baker.
Now that everyone has had their cookies, I would like to alert you of my announcement. Inside those cookies were nanites designed to track, stimulate, help cure, and alert me of your psychological problems. Don't worry, the nanites will dissolve in a few days; just enough time to gather information and bring you all further towards curing.
*Barfs*
*Walks in*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 20, 2015, 12:24:13 AM
Russa. . . please stop playing with your pillow fluff. You're not a baker.
Now that everyone has had their cookies, I would like to alert you of my announcement. Inside those cookies were nanites designed to track, stimulate, help cure, and alert me of your psychological problems. Don't worry, the nanites will dissolve in a few days; just enough time to gather information and bring you all further towards curing.
You're welcome! *Decides to eat cookie* Wait. . . . If I eat a cookie, will you thro wme back in a cell? *Hands cookie to Iz*
Oh, and Russa, dear? Sorry, but the nanites won;t leave you that way. ;)
No, but I can monitor us all if you want. :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 22, 2015, 04:46:55 AM
No, but I can monitor us all if you want. :P
Okay, I just wanted to know if I was going to get locked up again. I reaaaally don't like cells.
I vould like to become cooke.
Have you guys noticed that this topic has 217 pages?
Cool. ;D
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 22, 2015, 07:07:25 AM
I vould like to become cooke.
. . . . . . You can be Russa's assistant, if Skar and Faiy agree. You can be the one in charge of cleaning the dishes. And also the bathrooms. Still wanna be cook?
You can be a kitchen assistant if you behave and do everything that corn me or Skarzs tell you to do. If you step out of line we will kick you out or throw you in a cell.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 23, 2015, 01:46:47 AM
You can be a kitchen assistant if you behave and do everything that corn me or Skarzs tell you to do. If you step out of line we will kick you out or throw you in a cell.
Sounds fair to me. Then again, I'm a bit higher on the totem pole. :P
NO.
I refuse to eat any cookies! I'd rather starve to death than be tracked!
Hey, Skar, Iz won't eat his cookie! I'm offended! >:( :(
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 23, 2015, 04:41:20 AM
Hey, Skar, Iz won't eat his cookie! I'm offended! >:( :(
Don't take it personally, but I just have very little trust in someone who would volunteer to be the asylum's cook. All the sane people around here have been forced to do their jobs.
*Injects Izeroth with sterile and perfectly safe syringe.* There. You don't have to have that mean old cookie now.
Quote from: Izeroth on July 23, 2015, 05:01:06 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 23, 2015, 04:41:20 AM
Hey, Skar, Iz won't eat his cookie! I'm offended! >:( :(
Don't take it personally, but I just have very little trust in someone who would volunteer to be the asylum's cook. All the sane people around here have been forced to do their jobs.
Oh, so because I like cooking I'm under suspicion?! What is WITH you, Iz?! *Throws hands in the air and stomps to kitchen, where loud bangs can be heard moments later*
*Watches Corn walk away and shrugs* *Starts making green noodles* GREEN NOODLES FOR EVERYBODY!
Skarzs, can you please give me some type of job so I can prove myself sane? Pretty pleeeeease?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 24, 2015, 02:27:27 AM
*Watches Corn walk away and shrugs* *Starts making green noodles* GREEN NOODLES FOR EVERYBODY!
No, no green noodles! Do you WANT to be thrown back in a cell?! Go clean the bathrooms!
*Walks around* *Raises Eyebrow* Elementary my dear Frodo, See the way these strange prisoners are acting?
(If you don't get the reference look up the Mr. Holmes trailer and look who played Sherlock ;D)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 24, 2015, 04:00:04 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 24, 2015, 02:27:27 AM
*Watches Corn walk away and shrugs* *Starts making green noodles* GREEN NOODLES FOR EVERYBODY!
No, no green noodles! Do you WANT to be thrown back in a cell?! Go clean the bathrooms!
AH DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU! *Eats green noodles with wasabi serenely*
Great... *teleports Ash into a cell* We gave you a chance but you are obviously unstable and dangerous to the health of our inmates.
Oh and sorry Russa but you have proven yourself to unstable. If you wish to help out around here we can provide you with some dishes which you can do. But you will have to do them in your cell.
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on July 25, 2015, 04:41:13 AM
*Walks around* *Raises Eyebrow* Elementary my dear Frodo, See the way these strange prisoners are acting?
(If you don't get the reference look up the Mr. Holmes trailer and look who played Sherlock ;D)
Yeah, I've seen that he's played by Ian Mcellan.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 25, 2015, 11:38:04 PM
Oh and sorry Russa but you have proven yourself to unstable. If you wish to help out around here we can provide you with some dishes which you can do. But you will have to do them in your cell.
Um, sure.
Nooooooooooooooooo. *Starts waving arms around*
Hmm... Im feeling.. A bit... Crazy....
I.. CANT... CONTROL IT ANYMORE!!!!
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Hullo, Cap'n Rocky. *Comes out of kitchen with steaming pot of vegetable csoup* *Looks around hopefully* Anyone want some?
*teleports Rock into a cell*
I'm perfectly sane. Let me go.
You where eating green noddles. I did it for your safety and the safety of others.
Green noodles? Do they have any similarity to Green eggs and Ham?
Zafety zmafety puddin' an' poie, curled ze 'urdlez an made peach dye! HaaHeeHaaHaaHeeHeeHeeHee!
*Washes dishes in my cell* Alrighty, I've proven myself sane. Can I leave now?
First answer me this question. What is Freddy?
He's a stuffed animal.
And can Freddy talk?
Well, if you squeeze him he says "Hi, my name is Freddy!".
Alright. I will let you out of your cell on trial but you are still not aloud to leave the premise.
Okay! *Gleefully skips out of my cell*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 26, 2015, 03:59:40 PM
Hullo, Cap'n Rocky. *Comes out of kitchen with steaming pot of vegetable csoup* *Looks around hopefully* Anyone want some?
*Sniffs* Anyone? *Lower lip trembles* I-ir's good soup. . .
*is sitting in lavish cell, sipping cider* Hey, soup! I'll take a vat's worth. And since we use cellar logic here, I'd like it delivered in a totally safe, contained way.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 28, 2015, 12:34:46 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 26, 2015, 03:59:40 PM
Hullo, Cap'n Rocky. *Comes out of kitchen with steaming pot of vegetable csoup* *Looks around hopefully* Anyone want some?
*Sniffs* Anyone? *Lower lip trembles* I-ir's good soup. . .
Sure, I'll have some.
*Brightens up* *Ignores Sage* *Hands Skar a big bowl*
*pouts and makes own soup*
*Whacks Sage with frying pan* You are in a cell - NO SOUP MAKING! *Kindly hands Sage a huuuge bowl of soup*
I'd like four cauldron's worth if you don't mind!
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 27, 2015, 05:09:52 PM
You where eating green noddles. I did it for your safety and the safety of others.
THEY'RE HEALTHY!
http://greenoodle.com/
*looks Ash over with Scrutiny*... I am still not convinced. I'll let you out but you need to get an ok from Corn before you cook anything alright. And we need the bathroom cleaned before you do anything else. *Lets Ash out of cell*
I'm perfectly sane!!! *Other Self.* Now why would you say that? Because I want out of here! But, you're not sane, you do realize that don't you? Just be quiet I am trying to get us out of here! You do realize it's just you and you're talking to yourself. Right? Of course I am! But then if you are me, then why are we calling each other "you"?
*Looks at Del sadly* Poor wee lad.
Great... I thought We got rid of Earl... I guess this is some one else. :P
This is just my other self that I talk to frequently... No you don't. At least, not on the forum! No, but I talk to you quite frequently in real life. That's true. You know it is. How do I know it is? You just do. Okay...
*Teleports to DDB Base*
*Enjoys freedom*
Quote from: Delthion on July 28, 2015, 02:38:00 AM
I'd like four cauldron's worth if you don't mind!
Err. . . . . *Hands Deli four huuuge bowls*
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 28, 2015, 02:52:37 AM
*looks Ash over with Scrutiny*... I am still not convinced. I'll let you out but you need to get an ok from Corn before you cook anything alright. And we need the bathroom cleaned before you do anything else. *Lets Ash out of cell*
Perhaps he's just an eccentric.
That is why I am giving him the benefit of the doubt
*wonders if this is the first time I've posted here* um... hello. I'd like to work here. It looks like things are getting out of hand. Any need for a security guard? *runs hand over my gator machete jr very lovingly*
*looks out bars* Get. Out. Now.
Sage there are no bars just lovely white walls. ;D and thanks for the offer Eul but we have a strict regulation against lethal weaponry. Here is a taser I will have to confiscate that Machete. You've got the job if you are willing to follow the rules.
... so you're implying you teleport us into windowless, barless, and doorless cells?
Nah, there're doors.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 28, 2015, 06:51:44 PM
Sage there are no bars just lovely white walls. ;D and thanks for the offer Eul but we have a strict regulation against lethal weaponry. Here is a taser I will have to confiscate that Machete. You've got the job if you are willing to follow the rules.
As well as the fact that security guards aren't really necessary. That's why I'm here.
B-b-but my machete! I love my machete! You can't just take it, it's mine! Forget the taser, this girl needs a machete!
*hols out machete*
I think Eul's insane. No she's not! Yes she is! No she's not! *Conversation trails off...*
She's an extremist and obsessed, but not psycho as far as I can tell.
See? I told you! Actually, the more I see and hear Skarzs, the more I think he's insane. No you don't. Yes I do! No you don't! Yes I do! *Conversation trails off...*
*polishes machete and sings to it* don't worry, I won't hurt anyone if they do what Skarz and Faiy tell them. Or whoever's in charge. Oh, and I forgot to tell you: I work for $100 an hour. I'll be here all week. ;D
I never hired you.
;) feel free to stick around though but if you start getting destructive we will have to lock you up.
Destructive? Me? Nah ;D
She'll be locked up by the end of the day! Why must you always be so negative? I think she'll be here for a week! No she won't. Have you listened to her? She's almost lock-uppable as it is! Stop making up words! Never! *Sigh.*
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 28, 2015, 11:40:13 PM
Destructive? Me? Nah ;D
I believe the term is "trigger-happy".
... Trigger-happy with a machete?
Yeah...that's true...
Ready to react violently on the slightest of provocation.
*Makes a chocolate cake with chocolate sprinkles* Chocolate cake for everybody!
*Teleports in and steals chocolate cake* Thanks. *Teleports out again*
Oh that's just low, taking from a impaired inmate who was just trying too make some chocolate cake, for shame I say for shame.
*Marks down something on clipboard*
Skarzs the board of directors is very displeased by how this asylum is run, according to the forum code 0-12 on appendix R page 983 paragraph 10 it states that all prisoners must pass a sanity test from forum code 0-19 appendix K page 326 paragraph 1 though 7 before they are allowed to walk freely among the sane people of the forum. It also states that any new member of staff must be given three days of vacation time every nine hundred posts. I believe you have failed in all three areas.
*Shakes head sadly*
I fear this asylum is on the verge of being shut down, you have to fix these many violations if you wish to remain legally operational.
*Sticks a large sheet of paper too the door*
(Paper reads)
- No bathrooms, all asylums must have a toilet and a shower
- Sanitation, All asylums must be kept too par on sanitation, I.E Rats dirt everywhere, much magic residue.
- Inmate clothing, Inmates must be dressed in orange or pink jumpsuits
- Lack of lighting, every area of the asylum must be lit at all times.
This asylum is running perfectly fine, any inmates who have been let out are showing no sign of insanity at the moment and they are being monitored. Also, you are clearly not suited for trying to tell an asylum headmaster how his complex is being directed because as you can clearly see:
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 29, 2015, 02:30:46 PM
Skarzs the board of directors is very displeased by how this asylum is run, according to the forum code 0-12 on appendix R page 983 paragraph 10 it states that all prisoners must pass a sanity test from forum code 0-19 appendix K page 326 paragraph 1 though 7 before they are allowed to walk freely among the sane people of the forum. It also states that any new member of staff must be given three days of vacation time every nine hundred posts. I believe you have failed in all three areas.
. . . That is only two points, not three.
Get some glasses and get out.
Besides I have stated several times that there are bathrooms on the premise, and I make sure everywhere is clean. Our workers get plenty of vacation days and I abolished the rats and dirt long ago. There is also plenty of light (I despise the dark). As for the clothing regulation I am a psychologist and blue is actually the prescribe color to keep the inmates calm and happy.
Blue is a pretty neutral color, yes.
As for the magic residue, it poses no threat to anything. It just denotes the recent presence of magic usage in the area, and while I'm not entirely happy with it, there is nothing that can be done besides let it decompose naturally.
What? A insult to my observation skills? I will have you know my eyes are excellent and I can easily tell this place is a pigsty.
*Marches over to where Corn is serving vegetable soup*
Ma'am I would like too know the exact number of vacation days you have gotten since you were hired as cook. And no falsifying or half-truths this goes on official record.
*The Flood enters insane asylum, infected all patients but me*
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111219133216/halo/images/5/54/Flood_Combat_Form_Figure.jpg)
IN ALL IT'S GLORY, BABY!!!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 29, 2015, 07:42:22 PM
What? A insult to my observation skills? I will have you know my eyes are excellent and I can easily tell this place is a pigsty.
*Marches over to where Corn is serving vegetable soup*
Ma'am I would like too know the exact number of vacation days you have gotten since you were hired as cook. And no falsifying or half-truths this goes on official record.
*pulls out my Gerber gator machete jr.* Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. If you would follow me, I can show you the way out.
*Shows Eul my epic Health Inspector Badge* (https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnhM5duSJrTfCwXQqhUarckrLzmV38e3mi5XXGzZrasKcU-GWeCg)
Actually you can't and I wont, I am a government agent and I'm here to do my job which is too Shut this place down Make sure everyone is safe and healthy and this asylum is run too code.
What about detaining the massive Flood infestation that threatens to engulf the entire facility and eliminate the human species?
Sage, you're insane. That didn't actually happen. *Teleports Sandpaw into a cell*
I'm sorry Jett but it is illegal to teleport government agents without their consent, however I will let this incident pass.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 29, 2015, 07:57:53 PM
What about detaining the massive Flood infestation that threatens to engulf the entire facility and eliminate the human species?
That type of thing is a little out of my league of operation not too mention your treatment, but if it does happen I will be sure to report it to my superiors.
It's also illegal to pretend to be a government official.
*Starts pushing flood into a containment unit then incinerates them.*
Alright everyone, your chambers are about to be filled with an anti-mutigen gas. Breath deeply for a couple breaths and any threat to your life will be dealt with therein. The gas is perfectly safe, I assure you.
Now then, "Health Inspector", I must ask that you revise your reports because they are obviously bias-based and unfounded. This facility has maximum safety precautions due to the dangerous inmates we have contained here, the inmates themselves are going through test to help their mental state, and if an employee were to ask for vacation they would be given it. Thing is they seem to like it here, and I'm sure the money they are earning is well met.
In addition to that, with the unique and many times dangerous subjects we have here, we have to modify our codes to fit them. Extraordinary circumstances call for extraordinary action.
Are there any open staff appointments that are professional? (Like computer technican, PROPER health inspector, etc.)
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 29, 2015, 08:23:47 PM
It's also illegal to pretend to be a government official.
Good thing I'm not pretending ;)
Heeeeeey what do you mean a "Proper" Health Inspector?
Unbiased and having glasses with proper prescription.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 29, 2015, 10:11:47 PM
Are there any open staff appointments that are professional? (Like computer technican, PROPER health inspector, etc.)
There are some spots available but you are not certified to fill any of them.
((Oh please, Faiy, it's really boring having all my escape attempts thwarted and my boring cell life. There's only so much fandom that you can do, so I'd like a purpose. You've managed to turn the Chaotic Cellars into a orderly place.))
Why thank you Sage I am flattered. If you really want to contribute you can do laundry. *teleports sage into a locked laundry room*
Hey, health inspector! Isn't there some law against imprisoning world leaders?
You are insane... You are not really a world leader and you don't have any subjects. You also have an affinity for violence which is why we can't be more lenient. It is really for your safety and everyone else's.
I'm his subject! Me too! It's the only thing we agree on! We agree on more than that! No we don't! Yes we do! No we don't! *Conversation trails off.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 30, 2015, 04:22:13 AM
You are insane... You are not really a world leader and you don't have any subjects. You also have an affinity for violence which is why we can't be more lenient. It is really for your safety and everyone else's.
Don't have any subjects? An affinity for violence? I knew you were insane, but this!?
I'll have you know, as defined under the terms of the 2014 forum conference on independent nations and fiefdoms, that I have a fully-functioning empire with 2 major cities and over a million loyal citizens! What would you, being an insane asylum warden, know about ruling a country anyway? You'd probably mess up the whole setup on day one and get your nation speedily destroyed.
As for the whole "affinity for violence" thing, most of that stuff was just propaganda made up by my enemies. I mean, I declared war on some countries... big deal! If you controlled an empire like mine, you'd probably take advantage of opportunities for expansion too!
Also, no one can prove anything about the "massive chaos portal of mass destruction" incident. I maintain that I never participated in that.
You just proved that it existed.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 30, 2015, 05:01:02 AM
You just proved that it existed.
A lot of things exist. Earthquakes exist, for example. Doesn't mean I'm responsible for them.
Do you know when to tell if politicians are lying?
*Shoots Sandpaw with cheri gun*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 30, 2015, 05:12:46 AM
Do you know when to tell if politicians are lying?
... All the time?
Precisely.
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*Teleports Rock into a cell* that did not take long... I assure you that we will do everything we can to make you well.
*folds laundrey*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 30, 2015, 05:20:24 AM
*Shoots Sandpaw with cheri gun*
I thought all the inmates had all weapons removed from their procession, this is a violation of code 8-32 appendix T uh whatever, this goes on record Mister Skarzs. *Makes another note on clipboard*
Quote from: Izeroth on July 30, 2015, 04:06:56 AM
Hey, health inspector! Isn't there some law against imprisoning world leaders?
Actually yes, but I'm a Health Inspector not a lawyer I don't deal with that kind of thing. besides if the- hypothetically speaking- world leader is insane they ought to be removed from power anyway.
Ashenwyte was on probation, but it is clear he must be put back into his cell. *Puts Ash in a cell.* Many of these inmates have the innate ability to be able to find weapons from seemingly out of nowhere, so I cannot be responsible for everything they get their paws on. *Grabs report and rips it up.* Get out of my establishment.
*Looks in horror at the ripped up report* My... My... My Report! Why would you go an do that I have to turn that in! Do you think I can remember all the things you've done wrong? What do I tell my supervisor? "Oh ya the warden came and ripped up the report so I can't give it too you." I mean seriously how does that, who purposely tears up someone's paperwork? I mean would you like it if I came into your cave and started banging up your forge stuff. This is low master troll just plain low. It clearly shows your inability to control your temper, how can you be trusted to run a sensitive asylum if you can't keep yourself from tearing up paper simply because I'm stating truth...
*Stops waving arm's around and glances at Skarzs face*
I will be on my way then.
*Leaves quickly*
Stating fallacies.
*waves machete around* yah, and don't come back! *sharpens machete*
*Takes machete.*
*cries like a baby then takes it back*
*melts machete*
*takes machete before it can be melted and hides it*
This is a powerplayed area so the machete is melted regardless.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 29, 2015, 05:31:47 PM
Besides I have stated several times that there are bathrooms on the premise, and I make sure everywhere is clean. Our workers get plenty of vacation days and I abolished the rats and dirt long ago. There is also plenty of light (I despise the dark). As for the clothing regulation I am a psychologist and blue is actually the prescribe color to keep the inmates calm and happy.
Exactly! *goes to bake something random, because I want to and I won't have anyone accusing the people of the Insane Asylum of being underfed*
HEY RUSSA!
*Eats a cookie while polishing cheri katana*
Skarzs, Sage is definitely insane, you threw him in a cell and he thinks that he melted Eul's machete. And he thinks that he has a Cheri Katana...whatever that is.
Could I take a walk outside? I fear my mind is starting to deteriorate under these pitifully inadequate living conditions.
*sighs*
Well.. What do inmates do here?..
They do a lot of hallucinating. You seem a pretty mild case so I might be able to let you out for recreation after I ask you a few questions. How much is 2+3?
Izerother, you are dangerous, You may not be let out but I can activate a holographic program in your cell for entertainment if you wish. We have air hocky, tennis, an interactive storybook called through the well and beyond, and we also have mincraft, take your pick.
*Starts playing Total War*
:o
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 31, 2015, 04:36:56 AM
They do a lot of hallucinating. You seem a pretty mild case so I might be able to let you out for recreation after I ask you a few questions. How much is 2+3?
Izerother, you are dangerous, You may not be let out but I can activate a holographic program in your cell for entertainment if you wish. We have air hocky, tennis, an interactive storybook called through the well and beyond, and we also have mincraft, take your pick.
Do you have a holographic punching bag that looks like Skarzs?
Sorry it is a hologram it is just light it has no mass. A punching bag won't work.
Quote from: Izeroth on July 31, 2015, 05:07:35 AM
Do you have a holographic punching bag that looks like Skarzs?
I find that offensive.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 05:38:03 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on July 31, 2015, 05:07:35 AM
Do you have a holographic punching bag that looks like Skarzs?
I find that offensive.
I find your likeness offensive.
Aaaand there goes Minecraft from your list of entertainment.
Heheheheheh *polishes machete maniacally*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 05:47:32 AM
Aaaand there goes Minecraft from your list of entertainment.
Who cares about Minecraft anyway?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 31, 2015, 07:34:35 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 05:47:32 AM
Aaaand there goes Minecraft from your list of entertainment.
Who cares about Minecraft anyway?
My little brother. xp
Uhm.. Im really smart. 2+3 is twenty wan!
*Reenters the asylum sneakily*
Hm a holographic entertainment system for the inmates, if it wasn't built properly in could cause radiation and be the very thing that's harming the inmates.
*Puts on epic looking radiation suit*
Alright lets take a look at these hologram systems.
*8tarts inspecting the hologram systems*
*Appears in front of Sandpaw* Are you still here mister "inspector"? I do recall that the inhabitants of this asylum were insane before they came here. What kind of idiocy is it that makes you think holographic projections can cause radiation poisoning?
I don't think light is radioactive...
We get more radiation from our microwaves and fire detectors than these light-shows. Heck, we could get more irradiated by walking through Times Square in New York. (The granite it is made of contains quite a bit of radioactive material.)
Quote from: Delthion on July 31, 2015, 04:14:54 AM
Skarzs, Sage is definitely insane, you threw him in a cell and he thinks that he melted Eul's machete. And he thinks that he has a Cheri Katana...whatever that is.
Ash has the cheri's I simply used highly reactive detergent to melt the machete, an obvious safety hazard.
The machete was never melted, I have it right here *waves machete around* it's nearly indestructible, you know.
*Stomps out of kitchen* RUSSA! WHERE ARE YOU!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 31, 2015, 05:46:51 PM
Ash has the cheri's I simply used highly reactive detergent to melt the machete, an obvious safety hazard.
You can't melt things with a detergent; melting is heat.
RUSSA NODREY! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR TAIL IN HERE-!
*Teleports Sand into a cell* You are suffering from dilutions and falsehoods, you will have to stay locked up until you are cured.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2015, 08:53:43 PM
RUSSA NODREY! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR TAIL IN HERE-!
*Walks in* ...Hello?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 31, 2015, 08:59:46 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2015, 08:53:43 PM
RUSSA NODREY! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR TAIL IN HERE-!
*Walks in* ...Hello?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! I NEED MY DISHES WASHED!
Well why didn't ya say so? ::) ;D *Washes dishes*
*Smacks Russa on the back of the head* Oh, hush.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 08:49:49 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 31, 2015, 05:46:51 PM
Ash has the cheri's I simply used highly reactive detergent to melt the machete, an obvious safety hazard.
You can't melt things with a detergent; melting is heat.
I acidized it.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 31, 2015, 11:57:38 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 08:49:49 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 31, 2015, 05:46:51 PM
Ash has the cheri's I simply used highly reactive detergent to melt the machete, an obvious safety hazard.
You can't melt things with a detergent; melting is heat.
I acidized it.
Remind me to wash my laundry at home. o.O
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 31, 2015, 11:57:38 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 08:49:49 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 31, 2015, 05:46:51 PM
Ash has the cheri's I simply used highly reactive detergent to melt the machete, an obvious safety hazard.
You can't melt things with a detergent; melting is heat.
I acidized it.
No, you
think you acidized my machete. But this is the Matrix, so let's not fool ourselves... there is no machete.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 01, 2015, 12:05:37 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 31, 2015, 11:57:38 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 08:49:49 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 31, 2015, 05:46:51 PM
Ash has the cheri's I simply used highly reactive detergent to melt the machete, an obvious safety hazard.
You can't melt things with a detergent; melting is heat.
I acidized it.
No, you think you acidized my machete. But this is the Matrix, so let's not fool ourselves... there is no machete.
*Applauds*
Eh, corrode works too. . . so does "eat away", "etch away", "break down". . .
*Uses my government issued security card too open my cell door*
Now Faiy we both know that isn't going to work. Also its not the light's themselves that can cause the radiation but the equipment projecting it. Now if you would please allow me to finish my inspection, you know impairing a government agent is highly illegal.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 01, 2015, 12:52:53 AM
*Uses my government issued security card too open my cell door*
Now Faiy we both know that isn't going to work. Also its not the light's themselves that can cause the radiation but the equipment projecting it. Now if you would please allow me to finish my inspection, you know impairing a government agent is highly illegal.
By what government's authority are you inspecting this facility? Can I request political asylum?
You're wrong about the radiation Sand and if you don't stop pretending to be a health inspector I'm teleporting you onto another planet, okay?
Pretty sure I stated somewhere that we have political and governmental immunity.
You have, he's just being difficult.
Hello, are there any jobs that need to be done?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2015, 09:07:25 PM
*Smacks Russa on the back of the head* Oh, hush.
*Smacks Corn on the back of the head* Don't go around hitting the inmates they already have enough brain damage. I don't need you going around making it worse.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 01, 2015, 12:52:53 AM
*Uses my government issued security card too open my cell door*
Now Faiy we both know that isn't going to work. Also its not the light's themselves that can cause the radiation but the equipment projecting it. Now if you would please allow me to finish my inspection, you know impairing a government agent is highly illegal.
You know that library card is not going to do anything. Besides, even if you really did have an authorized card it would have been removed in teleportation and even if it wasn't there is no access port on the inside of a cell.
Quote from: Lady Amber on August 01, 2015, 02:42:33 AM
Hello, are there any jobs that need to be done?
Ask Jukka or Corn they are in charge of the kitchen and maintenance, and no you are not aloud to work in secured areas. (The lab, the weapons locker, the freezer (don't ask me why it is secured, I am not really sure but I have my suspicions that it is where Skarzs keeps his stash of chocolate... or his failed genetic mutational test rats.))
*Eats other self.* *Eats other self* *Eats other self* *Eats other self.* *Eats other self.* *Eats other self.* Since Corny made a topic devoted to cannibalism, I must spread it even farther! ;D ;D
I'll deal with him. *Eats Sandpaw* That's the end of that.
*Telekinetically eats Ash and frees LT.*
*Transforms into giant snake* *Eats Del and Sandpaw*
*Is in another cell so Ash cannot eat me normally.*
*Eats Sandpaw again to be on the safe side*
*Frees Sandpaw Telekinetically in my cell.*
*Eats Del and Sandpaw*
*Escapes Ash*
Yo Warden, please get control of your Inmates so I can finish my inspection!
Enough with the cannibalism! It's getting tedious.
Right Sand, which planet do you want to be teleported to?
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 01, 2015, 12:05:37 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 31, 2015, 11:57:38 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 08:49:49 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on July 31, 2015, 05:46:51 PM
Ash has the cheri's I simply used highly reactive detergent to melt the machete, an obvious safety hazard.
You can't melt things with a detergent; melting is heat.
I acidized it.
No, you think you acidized my machete. But this is the Matrix, so let's not fool ourselves... there is no machete.
Funny, that would also mean that there is no insane asylum.
That brings me to anther theory: If we know tht we're in the matrix, that doesn't mean that we can be unplugged, per se?
*Is wearing a gas mask* Great... Eul has it too now... *Teleports Eul into a cell* Sorry for the inconvenience everyone, Skarzs is a klutz and he accidentally hit the button to release hallucinogenic gas in the asylum the system is being vented please stand by.
What do I have? *teleportation out of cell* if you do that again, I'll quite this job and you'll be without a security guard! And with all this cannibalism going around, you're going to need some help keeping things in order.
Please, don't do anything! You'll only hurt yourselves trying to . . . do whatever the fluff you're doing. And Eul, you don't have the teleporter control, just to clear things up. (Faiy! I was rather enjoying their antics; why'd you have to let them know about the gas?)
Ouch! Yes, Faiy. Sorry. *Starts making more chili*
*delivers clean laundrey to cells*
Sage you are in a cell... but nice dilutions anyway... I am glad you are at least trying to help. *Hands out gas masks to Corn Russa, Jukka and Amber* And sorry Skarzs I had to say something before they started hurting themselves.
*Finishes washing the dishes*
Got any more jobs Faiy?
*is somehow no longer in a cell* you may ask me how I did it. But I may not answer. ;D
Poor Eul... She thinks she is not in a cell... just a few more hours and the gas will be gone but there is a five day recovery period after that so you will have to stay here for a week.
@ Russa: Ask Corn.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 01, 2015, 07:24:52 PM
Sage you are in a cell... but nice dilutions anyway... I am glad you are at least trying to help. *Hands out gas masks to Corn Russa, Jukka and Amber* And sorry Skarzs I had to say something before they started hurting themselves.
You gave me a job doing laundrey! Isn't there a laundrey room?
That's it! I quite this job! If this place falls apart, I won't help you defend yourself from these insane people! You'll be on your own. I am taking my machete, and I am leaving! Good day, Faiy. Good day, Skarz. Good day to all of you, I am our of here! *leaves thread momentarily* ;D
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 01, 2015, 11:33:20 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 01, 2015, 07:24:52 PM
Sage you are in a cell... but nice dilutions anyway... I am glad you are at least trying to help. *Hands out gas masks to Corn Russa, Jukka and Amber* And sorry Skarzs I had to say something before they started hurting themselves.
You gave me a job doing laundrey! Isn't there a laundrey room?
Sorry about that... there was one but you where locked inside *teleports Sage into his cell*
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 01, 2015, 11:34:04 PM
That's it! I quite this job! If this place falls apart, I won't help you defend yourself from these insane people! You'll be on your own. I am taking my machete, and I am leaving! Good day, Faiy. Good day, Skarz. Good day to all of you, I am our of here! *leaves thread momentarily* ;D
*sighs*... *Watches Eul run into the wall* You know that isn't going to work. please hold on we are doing everything we can to make you better.
*Turns on pure oxogen.* This will help speed the recovery.
You think I'm insane? I am not insane, I am funny! Let me out of here or I'll call the police on you! Or chop you to pieces with my machete (I wouldn't really, sane people don't do stuff like that)!
Is there a way to become sane? (actually, there is. It's not posting in this thread.)
yes, you are doing very well and as soon as this gas problem is resolved you will be let out of your cell on trial.
*hides Needler in cell*
*Eats Sandpaw*
*Is now wearing a wet bandanna over my face*
Mmhm flooding asylum with dangerous gasses I see, very bad for health I would say, this goes of official record.
*Pulls out a Ipad and types report*
So Skarzs can't rip it up see.
*Shows Faiy* Then the Ipad promptly gets eaten by Ash*
HEY YO!
*Teleports Sand to Mars* You were warned.
*Telekinetically eats LT before he can be teleported and lets him out in my cell.*
If this cannibalism craze doesn't end I'm going to go insane myself. It's not funny, it's just really, really boring.
No, no I wasn't being cannibalistic. I was saving LT from you! And you are completely sane in my book! My book too! Wait...we agree on this? No we don't! Yes we do! No we don't! *Conversation trails off...*
Oh great the gas got to Jet now... :P
Sorry but mars, of all planets you send me to mars. touché, Oh thanks Dell.
*retrives LT in the Pillar of Autumm*
Ah my good friend Sage there is no need to retrieve me for I have already been transported back by Dell, thank you however.
*Teleports Sand to Pluto*
*Saves Sand and deposits him in my cell.*
Could someone do something about this completely sane person, he's tried killing LT many many times...could someone help?
*Freezes Delthion in carbonite*
I hope that helped.
I approve of that method. The 501st is outside, ready to provide ground assistance, commander, Izeroth.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 04, 2015, 11:46:48 PM
I approve of that method. The 501st is outside, ready to provide ground assistance, commander, Izeroth.
What? How did-
*ahem*
Excellent, Lieutenant Sage. Order them to commence the assault on this facility's defences.
Do you want them all put into cold storage?
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 05, 2015, 12:18:58 AM
Do you want them all put into cold storage?
*Freezes Skarzs in carbonite*
Silence, troll.
Quote from: Izeroth on August 04, 2015, 11:48:41 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 04, 2015, 11:46:48 PM
I approve of that method. The 501st is outside, ready to provide ground assistance, commander, Izeroth.
What? How did-
*ahem*
Excellent, Lieutenant Sage. Order them to commence the assault on this facility's defences.
Yessir.
*Teleports the 501st to Pluto*
Heeeeey I thought you said you would teleport me to a planet, Pluto isn't a planet by definition.
Ah thank you again Mister Dell.
VIVA LA PLUTO!
Sagetip, give me back my legion!
*Stares at all the insane people*
*Teleports Sand to Mercury*
Yes thank you very much Skarzs Their nonsense is giving me a headache.
You think I'm not in pain at this as well?
I can help get things under control, if you would like, Faiy. Though... I'd need a raise. You're not paying me nearly as much as you should. ;D
*Saves LT again.*
No, oh just hurry up. XP
*Teleports Sand to Sengoku-era Japan* 4 SENPAI
*Kills Del with Tessaiga* SENPAI I LUV U
*Freezes Ash*
SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI I LUV U
Excuse me...the other prisoners are hallucinating again! Jet thinks that he is someone with godlike powers and Ash is just being weird and Izeroth claims that he is freezing you guys!!!
If you had read this topic from the start you'd I actually do have the powers I speak of and Faiy and Skarzs acknowledge it.
Yes Jet dose have powers the rest of you are all insane though and need treatment. Jet please stop messing with the mentally unstable inmates, They can't help being weird.
Okay I am done with being teleported! If this does not stop I will have you all arrested and place in a high security insane asylum! Right, now I need some time to test these water pipes, they are probably full of gunk and slime.
*Begins inspecting pipes*
Stop pretending to be an inspector! *Teleports sand into Minecraftia in a cell made of bedrock*
*Teleports Sand into the bedrock wall* >:D
Quote from: Izeroth on August 05, 2015, 01:16:31 AM
Sagetip, give me back my legion!
*instead gives Izeroth a squad of Red Guards*
*Is dematerializing.* Uh oh. Well, looks like I'll see you all later.
With a sign of authority gone, you will only serve to lessen the chaos. Good move.
SKARZS! don't leave me here with these nuts! Jet please stop teleporting people, They are not doing any real harm in their cells with their mad rantings. You are not making my job any easier. Let him pretend to be an inspector if he wants to... he can't do anything in a cell.
*Teleports Faiy into an indestructible, mind power proof cell* *Teleports tables, chairs, cake, cookies, pie, punch, confetti, and disco balls into the room* *The door on every cell (except for Faiy's) opens*
You are all freeeeeee!!!!!!
Russa appears to have lapsed back into insanity.
Um, no.
You are all FREEEEE!!!!!!
As no members of staff are containing her, I'll have to take the matter into my own hands. *Teleports Russa into a cell*
*Teleports Jet into Faiy's indestructible, mind power proof cell*
Russa how did you get in the control room! oh... the air vents... Theaks Jet, and Russa you can't teleport anymore you are now in a cell. Besides teleporting Jet is pointless. Jet do you mind letting me out of here.
*Teleports Faiy into the control room*
Thank you jet now every one... *Starts to fade like Skarzs did* Teleport... in mid sentence... really...
*Begins suffocating in bedrock wall*
Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGw228oHo4E
*Saves LT and Faiy and Skarzs.*
*Destroys Del with cheri katana*
Umm, Ash is hallucinating again!
*Bites cheri to see if it's real* *The cheri katana tastes delicious* *Attacks Del with it*
Faiy! Ash thinks that he's attacking me, he just broke a tooth on a large stone that was in his cell!
Quote from: Delthion on August 06, 2015, 01:11:24 PM
Faiy! Ash thinks that he's attacking me, he just broke a tooth on a large stone that was in his cell!
*Walks into asylum* It seems like my clone isn't doing too well. *Shoots clone* *Shoots Del and leaves*
Umm, now Ash just walked around in his cell and shot the wall with his finger. Screaming something unintelligible.
Wut
Hehe...sorry! I always get you and Ash confused...
(http://gif.co/sLeN.gif)
Del's imagining things again, isn't he.
*In kitchen making cheesecake*
*In kitchen eating cheesecake*
CHEESECAKE?! *Eats all the cheesecake*
But Ash is still in a cell!!!
My clone's in a cell.
Um, no.
YOU ARE ALL FREE!!!!! Yay!!!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 10, 2015, 04:55:06 AM
Um, no.
YOU ARE ALL FREE!!!!! Yay!!!
Hey! I'm not free! Let me out of here!
*Shoots Izeroth*
*Eats cheesecake*
*starts choking on cheesecake*
*Thumps Eul on the back in an attempt to un-choke her*
*stops choking* whew, that was a close one! *eats more cheesecake*
Ummm....staff? Can we have some help? The lunatics are performing acts of lunacy.
FREEEEE!!!!!!!
*Incinerates Delthion's cell*
FREEEEE!!!!!!
*Hugs Freddy*
*Incinerates Freddy*
Look, Freddy, he just incinerated your hologram! Poor guy, needs new glasses.
I believe Ash needs to go to manner school.
"I have returned with my crew to guard this asylum. All searats back to their positions now!"
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! *Flips switch and everyone is back in their cells, including Russa* *Freddy gets a cell of his own* *Eul is eating grit*
Everyone calm down!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 21, 2015, 12:18:10 AM
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! *Flips switch and everyone is back in their cells, including Russa* *Freddy gets a cell of his own* *Eul is eating grit*
Everyone calm down!
If would look back to the 1st page you would see I am captain of the guard so get out of here.
Vilu...Corn is the Head-Cook...and you will need to talk to Skarzs about taking your previous position...
#thiswassupposedtobeabandondedbeforethosestupidrevivescamealong
*Walks back into the asylum* I am sorry Vilu but you are out dated... we don't really need you with the new integrated security systems. *Teleports Vilu and his crew into separate cells* besides now that I am co-owner of this facility I don't really trust you to follow my orders.
Actually, it's more like Skarzs is a Duke and you are an Emperor...
Flattery will get you nowhere dear. *Presses a few buttons on the console*
I wasn't trying to get anywhere. And actually flattery isn't flattery if it's the truth... ;D ;D
*badumtss!*
Flattery is excessive and insincere praise, especially that given to further one's own interests, it says nothing about it having to be false.
Yes, but if it is insincere, then the person has to be lying, and that's what I meant. And it wasn't insincere. And I wasn't trying to get anywhere with that, I was merely stating a fact!
Insincere implies it is an opinion, false implies that it is a fact... *Places a small sleek black box on a near by table.*
Well, it is a fact that you have more power than Skarzs does! ;D ;D
(You'll never get out of this.) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 21, 2015, 03:00:41 AM
Actually, it's more like Skarzs is a Duke and you are an Emperor...
You compare Skarzs and Faiyloe to royalty? Don't make me laugh.... I need to conserve oxygen so I won't suffocate in this wretched cell.
The oxygen in that cell is well regulated, I can turn it of if you want though.
*Charges in in a dishevels state* This is the last time you are locking me in the closet!
As you wish *Teleports Eolyiaf into a cell*
What! No! That's not what I meant! Let me out this instant!
Not happening.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 21, 2015, 04:20:57 AM
The oxygen in that cell is well regulated, I can turn it of if you want though.
*Charges in in a dishevels state* This is the last time you are locking me in the closet!
As you wish *Teleports Eolyiaf into a cell*
What! No! That's not what I meant! Let me out this instant!
Not happening.
Now
this is hypocritical. You lock us up for having imaginary visions, yet interact with an imaginary personality yourself.
Actually, Eolyiaf is not imaginary.
Divine Empress, how shall we get out of this accursed place?
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 21, 2015, 02:10:11 AM
*Walks back into the asylum* I am sorry Vilu but you are out dated... we don't really need you with the new integrated security systems. *Teleports Vilu and his crew into separate cells* besides now that I am co-owner of this facility I don't really trust you to follow my orders.
Teleports back out "As you can see I'm a changed stoat. Not that rebellious sea captain I was before and I have all the latest technology. And how con Cornflower be head cook if she's an inmate?"
*Walks in with an air of new confidence* Shows Faiy my new badge*
Hello there I am the new Director of Inspection, a branch of the Federal Office. I am here to mentor two junior inspectors. Alright you two go on and find something, I know for a fact that this place is riddled with felonies and dangerous building integrity issues.
*Two little inspectors run about with magnifying glasses and clipboards*
*Teleports Sandpaw and his "junior inspectors" back to a bedrock cell in Minecraftia.*
*Uses the pocket addition of minecraft and goes into creative mode* Breaks out o the bedrock cell and carries my two junior inspectors back too the asylum where they run around beginning their inspection again* Goes back into normal mode*
"Hm my new badge gives me a few new perks, all the latest tech, strike teams and abilities."
Corn isn't an inmate. And Vilu, you can't teleport.
The government wants you to think that you can teleport... ;D ;D
The government wants you to think I can't teleport.
The government wants you to think that it wants me to think that you can't teleport.
Quote from: Delthion on August 21, 2015, 02:18:35 PM
Actually, Eolyiaf is not imaginary.
Divine Empress, how shall we get out of this accursed place?
Stop calling me that! I'm not Eolyiaf I'm Faiy That Evil which of a sister took my place!
Like that is going to work? You've tried that before and It never works.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 21, 2015, 02:56:20 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 21, 2015, 02:10:11 AM
*Walks back into the asylum* I am sorry Vilu but you are out dated... we don't really need you with the new integrated security systems. *Teleports Vilu and his crew into separate cells* besides now that I am co-owner of this facility I don't really trust you to follow my orders.
Teleports back out "As you can see I'm a changed stoat. Not that rebellious sea captain I was before and I have all the latest technology. And how con Cornflower be head cook if she's an inmate?"
Vilu dear, you can't teleport, all you latest tec was teleported off your person in the teleportation process. Now please be patient the more you try to escape the less pleasant the out come for you.
Am I still locked up? I've been very good boy Ms. Faiy. ;D
Well I have something that counter acts the thing that takes away my things so to bad.
*Rolls eyes* And now he's imagining things... I don't have time for this foolishness.
Rock, it's me! Faiy, If you help me escape I promise to let you go free.
Sorry but not happening. You are staying right where you are so I can keep an eye on you.
I think your the one who's imagining things.
BTW A pleasure to fight you again.
*Teleports Sand and his junior inspectors into outer space*
It looks like Skarz and Faiyloe need help they can't even keep their own prisoners locked up.
*Squeezes through jail bars* *Walks past Faiy whistling*
Hehehe, I escaped. ;D
*Hits Rock's head with a knock out stick and puts him in a small iron box*
" See Faiy I can be trusted. How bout I have a probationary period?"
There is one big problem with that scenario... there are no bars and you are all locked up in separate cells. No pleas be patient while I make some arrangements.
You mean now there aren't any bars.
Quote from: Delthion on August 21, 2015, 02:18:35 PM
Actually, Eolyiaf is not imaginary.
How do you know she isn't imaginary? After all, aren't you insane?
Quote from: Izeroth on August 21, 2015, 08:33:31 PM
Quote from: Delthion on August 21, 2015, 02:18:35 PM
Actually, Eolyiaf is not imaginary.
How do you know she isn't imaginary? After all, aren't you insane?
Eolyiaf is the insane one.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 21, 2015, 05:23:25 PM
You mean now there aren't any bars.
There never where any bars you idiot. This is why I can't hire you. you are out of date.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 21, 2015, 08:57:14 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 21, 2015, 05:23:25 PM
You mean now there aren't any bars.
There never where any bars you idiot. This is why I can't hire you. you are out of date.
What do you mean I'm out of date I just put him in a bar- less and out of many other things I have a flying ship.
When will you get it into your thick skull! There where no bars to begin with! By out of date I mean you don't know the facts anymore, a lot has changed since you where last here... a lot is going to change.
How could he squeeze through bars if there weren't any.
He is seeing things, hallucinations, fantasies of escape are common. It is all perfectly normal.
So how do you know when they really escape?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 21, 2015, 12:18:10 AM
*Flips switch and everyone is back in their cells, including Russa* *Freddy gets a cell of his own*
*Hugs Freddy* I'm glad she just put your cardboard cutout thingy in a separate cell.
That's it I quit.
*Teleport back* realize I forgot my smaller inspectors and teleport away again* Teleport back holding my junior inspectors both of which are gagging*
"Alright you two know the most dedicated Inspectors will just brush off such attacks and keep doing their jobs."
*They nod and still gagging stumble away to continue*
"Right now Jet I must protest your constant urge to teleport me everywhere it is most distracting."
*Eye roll*
*Teleports Sand's teleporter into the ocean*
*Teleports Sand and the "junior inspectors" into separate doorless, windowless rooms*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 21, 2015, 02:56:20 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 21, 2015, 02:10:11 AM
*Walks back into the asylum* I am sorry Vilu but you are out dated... we don't really need you with the new integrated security systems. *Teleports Vilu and his crew into separate cells* besides now that I am co-owner of this facility I don't really trust you to follow my orders.
Teleports back out "As you can see I'm a changed stoat. Not that rebellious sea captain I was before and I have all the latest technology. And how con Cornflower be head cook if she's an inmate?"
I'm not an inmate any more. Skar signed my discharge papers - See? *Waves papers in the air* And so did Faiy! Oh, wait, I forgot. You can't see. *Cackles*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 21, 2015, 10:21:49 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 21, 2015, 12:18:10 AM
*Flips switch and everyone is back in their cells, including Russa* *Freddy gets a cell of his own*
*Hugs Freddy* I'm glad she just put your cardboard cutout thingy in a separate cell.
Would you kindly stop the PP? It's not funny any more, Russa. It's just getting annoying. *Grabs Russa, hits her on the head, grabs Freddy, and puts him in am iron box with two airholes*
*Freddy climbs out one of the extremely large airholes*
*Unfortunately, the aridity of the airhole causes Freddy to dry out and a die a horrible, slow death*
The poor little dried up hologram!
Wait a minute. Freddy keeps reappearing in different places. TIME LOOP!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 23, 2015, 02:07:51 AM
Wait a minute. Freddy keeps reappearing in different places. TIME LOOP!
...Or maybe you're just hallucinating.
*puts on burlap sack* Actually, you're hallucinating. I'm the Scarecrow.
*puts on the batman suit* and I'm here to stop you, you wanna know why I'm gonna do that?.... because I'm Batman!
Russa. Seriously. Please stop.
Um, I kinda can't, 'cause if I did, Freddy would DIE!!!! ...And we don't won't that, do we?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 23, 2015, 06:53:31 PM
Um, I kinda can't, 'cause if I did, Freddy would DIE!!!! ...And we don't won't that, do we?
Death is a natural part of a froad's life cycle. Do you really want to get on nature's bad side?
I could never get on natures bad side, me and nature are best friends (he even comes over to borrow sugar). Besides, Freddy is only a young froad, he still has many happy years ahead of him. :D
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 23, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
*puts on the batman suit* and I'm here to stop you, you wanna know why I'm gonna do that?.... because I'm Batman!
*shoots Batman in the head* Have you played Arkham Knight?
*is not that sad because I was never a Batman fan anyway, I've always liked Marvel better* uh, no I haven't played that before. But it sounds cools.
I am a hardcore Marvel fan. All the way.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 23, 2015, 06:53:31 PM
Um, I kinda can't, 'cause if I did, Freddy would DIE!!!! ...And we don't won't that, do we?
TIP: If you just stop all the OP/PP, we'll stop trying to kill him.
I'll make you a deal: If you stop the OP/PP, I'll stop trying to kill Freddy - And I'll even give the two of you extra food. Deal?
*shakes head while observing Corn's futile attempt at a parley*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 24, 2015, 01:04:36 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 23, 2015, 06:53:31 PM
Um, I kinda can't, 'cause if I did, Freddy would DIE!!!! ...And we don't won't that, do we?
TIP: If you just stop all the OP/PP, we'll stop trying to kill him.
I'll make you a deal: If you stop the OP/PP, I'll stop trying to kill Freddy - And I'll even give the two of you extra food. Deal?
But what about everyone else? Sorry, I can't accept. ;D
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 24, 2015, 01:07:39 AM
*shakes head while observing Corn's futile attempt at a parley*
Would you like to find yourself tied up with duct tape, in a chair in my kitchen? Eh? Just keep talkin', buddy. Just keep talkin'.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2015, 01:18:38 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 24, 2015, 01:04:36 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 23, 2015, 06:53:31 PM
Um, I kinda can't, 'cause if I did, Freddy would DIE!!!! ...And we don't won't that, do we?
TIP: If you just stop all the OP/PP, we'll stop trying to kill him.
I'll make you a deal: If you stop the OP/PP, I'll stop trying to kill Freddy - And I'll even give the two of you extra food. Deal?
But what about everyone else? Sorry, I can't accept. ;D
Alright. . . . Is there ANY WAY at all you'd stop with the OP/PP?
1.) I'm not scared.
2.) We're in the cellars! I can do anything!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 24, 2015, 01:21:09 AM
1.) I'm not scared.
2.) We're in the cellars! I can do anything!
1. You should be. *Jumps Sage and slaps duct tape over his mouth*
2. See 1.
Corn stop encouraging her... Fredy is just a figment of Russa's imagination.
*Rolls eyes and sighs* You really can't mess with the inmates *Teleports Corn into a cell* Now you are going to have to stay there until you cool down.
Hey Eol, How do you do it? these heels of yours are killing me! *Sits down and takes of the high heel boots*
Clever real clever, but you are still not getting out. You are a dangerous criminal. You are staying right where you are.
*Sighs*. . . Yes, Faiy.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 24, 2015, 02:03:21 AM
Corn stop encouraging her... Fredy is just a figment of Russa's imagination.
*Rolls eyes and sighs* You really can't mess with the inmates *Teleports Corn into a cell* Now you are going to have to stay there until you cool down.
Hey Eol, How do you do it? these heels of yours are killing me! *Sits down and takes of the high heel boots*
Clever real clever, but you are still not getting out. You are a dangerous criminal. You are staying right where you are.
More discussion with alternate personalities, I see. Can someone lock her in a cell?
*Sits in my cell* Aunt Flo was right, I should have stayed in Siberia!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 24, 2015, 01:22:14 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 24, 2015, 01:21:09 AM
1.) I'm not scared.
2.) We're in the cellars! I can do anything!
1. You should be. *Jumps Sage and slaps duct tape over his mouth*
2. See 1.
I'm Deadpool. *rios out of duct tape and dismembers corn*
*Looks around at the chaos after yet again teleporting back*
"I see several things wrong with this asylum at the moment, for one they are not authorized to strap anyone into a chair with duct tape, one of you little minions go write up on that."
*The junior inspectors rush over and begin scribbling down notes as Sagetip wriggles in the tape bindings*
I escaped...
Past tense ::)
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 24, 2015, 03:08:44 PM
*Looks around at the chaos after yet again teleporting back*
"I see several things wrong with this asylum at the moment, for one they are not authorized to strap anyone into a chair with duct tape, one of you little minions go write up on that."
*The junior inspectors rush over and begin scribbling down notes as Sagetip wriggles in the tape bindings*
YOU'RE BACK?! *Pummels Sand until he dies*
"Sorry chum but I can't deal with this right now." *Blocks Ash's blows then pulls away* "I was fairly sure you where in your cell so this needs to be fixed"
*I glance over towards Faiy, Eol person*
"Hey get control of your inmates please they seem to have escaped."
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 24, 2015, 12:00:15 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 24, 2015, 01:22:14 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 24, 2015, 01:21:09 AM
1.) I'm not scared.
2.) We're in the cellars! I can do anything!
1. You should be. *Jumps Sage and slaps duct tape over his mouth*
2. See 1.
I'm Deadpool. *rios out of duct tape and dismembers corn*
I'm in a
cell.Speaking of which, Faiy, can I go get my banana bread out of the oven? I don't want it ruined. . . .
*Stabs both of Sand's "junior inspectors" through the chests*
*Teleports Sand into a black hole*
*teleports the banana bread out of the oven*
Ooh, banana bread!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 24, 2015, 03:20:04 PM
"Sorry chum but I can't deal with this right now." *Blocks Ash's blows then pulls away* "I was fairly sure you where in your cell so this needs to be fixed"
*I glance over towards Faiy, Eol person*
"Hey get control of your inmates please they seem to have escaped."
*baby turtle eats Sand* I had to do this, I'm sorry...
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on August 25, 2015, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 24, 2015, 03:20:04 PM
"Sorry chum but I can't deal with this right now." *Blocks Ash's blows then pulls away* "I was fairly sure you where in your cell so this needs to be fixed"
*I glance over towards Faiy, Eol person*
"Hey get control of your inmates please they seem to have escaped."
*baby turtle eats Sand* I had to do this, I'm sorry...
*Ash fails to realize he is hallucinating* ;D
*I watch my junior inspectors fall* Whirling around I prepare to shoot Jet with my peacemaker only to be teleported again into a black hole* I scream and turn on full shielding but it is not enough. The enormous hole traps any light and I'm torn to pieces unable to teleport out. Pieces of star and pure light fill my prison and soon all these go out*
*Sandpaw the inspector dies a horrible death. One of the junior inspectors still breathing attempts to crawl for the door*
*Walks out of cell and kills the junior inspector* *Walks back in*
That's cold... >:(
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 24, 2015, 08:44:31 PM
*teleports the banana bread out of the oven*
Thank you!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 25, 2015, 03:19:39 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on August 25, 2015, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 24, 2015, 03:20:04 PM
"Sorry chum but I can't deal with this right now." *Blocks Ash's blows then pulls away* "I was fairly sure you where in your cell so this needs to be fixed"
*I glance over towards Faiy, Eol person*
"Hey get control of your inmates please they seem to have escaped."
*baby turtle eats Sand* I had to do this, I'm sorry...
*Ash fails to realize he is hallucinating* ;D
*I watch my junior inspectors fall* Whirling around I prepare to shoot Jet with my peacemaker only to be teleported again into a black hole* I scream and turn on full shielding but it is not enough. The enormous hole traps any light and I'm torn to pieces unable to teleport out. Pieces of star and pure light fill my prison and soon all these go out*
*Sandpaw the inspector dies a horrible death. One of the junior inspectors still breathing attempts to crawl for the door*
Oh, hey, you finally killed him, Jet.
Vilu Daskar who has been standing in the shadows laughs evilly.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on August 25, 2015, 03:25:11 PM
*Walks out of cell and kills the junior inspector* *Walks back in*
Vilu Daskar who has been standing in the shadows laughs evilly.
*Whimpers*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 25, 2015, 03:28:03 PM
That's cold... >:(
Life is cold. Now could someone let me out of this cell?
Nah.
Quote from: Izeroth on August 26, 2015, 10:38:53 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on August 25, 2015, 03:28:03 PM
That's cold... >:(
Life is cold. Now could someone let me out of this cell?
*sigh* didn't I already do this? *cuts Iz out with lightsaber *
*Burns paper bag and laughs so more.*
*Watches Vilu burn his lunch in a paper bag*
"It was squash."
*Burns Russa's bag and laughs evilly while doing it.*
*Watches Vilu burn a typo.* ;D ;D
What typo?
And notice the edit! ;D ;D
Whatever.
*Continues to laugh evilly.*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 27, 2015, 11:02:25 PM
"It was squash."
*Burns Russa's bag and laughs evilly while doing it.*
Good thing me and Freddy's skin is completely fire proof. :D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 28, 2015, 02:59:07 AM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 27, 2015, 11:02:25 PM
"It was squash."
*Burns Russa's bag and laughs evilly while doing it.*
Good thing me and Freddy's skin is completely fire proof. :D
*Still laughing.* "I wasn't trying to burn you just the bag."
Hello? Faiy?
Relax Corn I'm sure Faiy would approve of my freaking out her prisoners.
You kow what, I don't. I'm sure Skar - That big hulking troll over there - doesn't. And also, I wanted to know if I'd cooled down enough yet to get out. I've waited patiently, after all.
Well luckily Skarz does what Faiy tells him to so if she's fine with it I'm safe.
*Facepalm* *Mutters under breath*
You know why I have done nothing. Because you are in separate impenetrable cells, I would know I was in one once... well I escaped but that was Jet's fault. You cannot escape no matter how much you hallucinate, you can not escape. I rule and none can defy me.
Now do you guys believe me? I'm Faiy, and she is mental. Have any of you noticed that Oom has just been wandering around and she has done nothing to try and stop him, or what about Skarzs, where is he? Did any of you notice that he has been gone? or the fact that ... *The sound is cut off*
That will be quite enough. Now there will be a few changes around here, *Picks up Eolyiaf's scepter from a locked box on the table* First off you will address me as Empress. And you dear Cornflower can stay right where you are.
*Teleports the fake Faiy into a cell.*
*Blocks the Teleport with an energy shield from the scepter* I am stronger than when we last met. That will not work on me this time.
The Nameless One Shall Not Interfere. *Rises From Black Box And Engulfs Jet.*
*Laughs* One of Many, I have power equivalent to that of a god. You can't harm me.
I Am A Force Of Nature, The Embodiment Of Victory And Defeat, Sibling Of The Four Horsemen! It Is You Who Can Do No Harm To Me. Already You Are Becoming Part Of Me.
*Walks out of blackness* No I'm not. Besides I've met the Four Horsemen, they never said there was a fifth.
*Forms Into Body.* It Was Only Recently That I Became Embodied; A Fool Of A Wizard Decided It Was A Good Idea To Meddle With The Natural Ethereal Body, And I Came Forth. And While The Four Horsemen Know Me Not, I Am Their Brother Nonetheless.
*Helps whoever is Eolyiaf.* One of Many, I shall not hinder you in defeating this pest.
It's me you idiot.
Of course Divine Empress.
Yow seem to have forgotten I was never in a cell.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 30, 2015, 12:36:22 AM
You know why I have done nothing. Because you are in separate impenetrable cells, I would know I was in one once... well I escaped but that was Jet's fault. You cannot escape no matter how much you hallucinate, you can not escape. I rule and none can defy me.
Now do you guys believe me? I'm Faiy, and she is mental. Have any of you noticed that Oom has just been wandering around and she has done nothing to try and stop him, or what about Skarzs, where is he? Did any of you notice that he has been gone? or the fact that ... *The sound is cut off*
That will be quite enough. Now there will be a few changes around here, *Picks up Eolyiaf's scepter from a locked box on the table* First off you will address me as Empress. And you dear Cornflower can stay right where you are.
Heeey! Eolyaif! You know what I think? I think you're a big, mean, rude, self-absorbed FAKE Empress!
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 30, 2015, 02:39:47 PM
Yow seem to have forgotten I was never in a cell.
Actually you have been in a cell ever since I put you in one when you got here.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 30, 2015, 03:38:29 PM
Heeey! Eolyaif! You know what I think? I think you're a big, mean, rude, self-absorbed FAKE Empress!
Sticks and stones dear Cornflower, sticks and stones. You are way to loyal to your petty friends to be let out. I did promise to take my revenge on you some day. Funny how things like this happen.
*Teleports Corn out of her cell*
Thanks, Jet! *Glares at Eolyiaf* Of oucrse I'm loyal to my friends! And they're not petty, either! *Throws random rock at Eolyiaf* *Backs into kitchen*
*teleports Corn back into a cell*
Hey, that's not fair! Heeey, Jet? Little help? Please?
*Teleports Corn back out of cell*
Thanks. . . Again. *Runs to kitchen* *Returns with magical frying pan* Now, Eolyiaf, how about something fair?
*Teleports Corn back into a cell*
WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT!
I'll stop when you stop getting out.
This seriously isn't fair. *Realizes I still have my magical frying pan* *Bashes the cell bars* *Walks out of the cell after the bars disintegrate* Now, will you please stop?
There is one itty bitty problem, none of the cells have bars. But, you do have a point. I have been waiting for this opportunity for a long time *Teleports both herself and Corn into a gladiator arena*
((OOC: Do you wan't to do this duel in another topic.;D))
*Sits down in the arena to watch fight.*
I can't believe this is still going!!! :P
I was surprised it was still here too.
Quote from: rachel25 on September 03, 2015, 11:26:25 PM
I can't believe this is still going!!! :P
This is the Cellars, how can you
not believe it?
Still going and still going strong. ;D If you don't know I am in charge now. ;D (and to all of you who are wondering yes I am really Faiy and not Eolyiaf)
*Blasts Faiy* *Explodes Upon Jet Like A Crushing Wave.*
Ooh, a fight! A fight! Let me get in it!!
*grabs battle axe and starts smashing heads in*
*Marches in with searat army and starts fighting Faiy.* "Traitor."
*Goes back to cooking duties serenely*
*Laughs and floats away*
And me being strictly neutral I kicked everyone in sight! ;D ;D
It's called boredom, not cowardice. If I was a coward I would disperse your atoms and then send each one to a different universe.
Try! You Shall Fail.
No thank you. This conflict is no longer of interest to me. *Phases through a wall*
Disgusting.
*Approaches Faiy with drawn sword.*
*Teleports the rat army out of the building and then teleports Vilu into a locked cell* Please behave. I still don't wan't to fight with you, I just don't wan't to be involved in your pointless wars and conflicts. I have enough on my hands at the moment. What say you to a truce and let it stay that way.
*Grabs Faiyloe.* Where Is The Lady Eolyiaf?
@ Faiy *Teleports out.* When will you learn that that doesn't work on me? I would be fine with no wars but Soren invaded with the guests and F.S.S., Del started a rebellion, and Izeroth betrayed me I had to fight."
As Much As I Hate To Aid Faiyloe, I Must Inform You That Any Attempts To Teleport Will Be Scrambled, Leaving You In Anywhere But Where You Want To Be.
Faiy told you that right?
Let go you big oaf! She went off to fight with Corn or something...
*Gets message that Izeroth is advancing.*
"I'll just be leaving. We can fight later."
*In a flash of light I appear, though no longer in my inspector uniform. Alas that Sandpaw died a horrible death.*
"Hm, wrong place. Someone is scrambling my teleportation mechanics? I didn't even know that was a technic possibility."
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 04, 2015, 07:32:17 PM
Let go you big oaf! She went off to fight with Corn or something...
Yep! We're having a rather unfair duel at the moment. *Emerges from kitchen with plate of cookies* *Slaps one into OoM's hand* *Gives one to Faiy, throws one at the wall Jet disappeared into, and throws a bowling ball at Vilu* *Eats cookie*
*Reads Freddy a bedtime story*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 05, 2015, 03:59:19 PM
*Throws a bowling ball at Vilu*
*Calls Corn on Phone.*
"You can't throw a bowling ball at me I'm not there."
*Hangs up.*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 04, 2015, 07:34:27 PM
*Gets message that Izeroth is advancing.*
"I'll just be leaving. We can fight later."
I'm right here, you fool! Come back here and free me!
*Doesn't have a phone* *Picks up the Insame Asylum phone* No thanks, don't want any! *Hangs up before Vilu says anything*
That would work except that I did say something.
::)
Go annoy someone else. :P
OK i'll go annoy your prisoners.
They're not my prisoners, they're Faiy's and Skar's. However, in their absence, I'm in charge. You annoy them, and I will whack you into next season with my frying pan.
*Sits on the floor and attempts to fix my teleportation equipment*
*Glances at Sand* It won't work. *Points to OoM* He said so.
*Still reading to Freddy*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2015, 07:15:04 PM
They're not my prisoners, they're Faiy's and Skar's. However, in their absence, I'm in charge. You annoy them, and I will whack you into next season with my frying pan.
If they're not your prisoners why do you care if I annoy them?
*Whacks Vilu on the head with my frying pan* Go annoy Jet.
"I wear a helmet for a reason and I don't know what cell Jet's in."
A frying pan like this *Lifts cast-iron frying pan* will hurt your head, I don't care if you've got a helmet on or not. Hello, blunt heavy thing? Yes?
Also, Jet's not in a cell. I said to go bug HIM because he went through a wall - Hopefully, you'd get stuck. And because he'd more than likely be better at frying your OP tail than me. Or you can go bug OoM.
I am still here you know... I am just watching in silence.
And you're leaving ME to deal with this OP'ed person?! Aww, Faiy! It's your asylum!
*Tosses Faiyloe.* You All Disgust Me, But I Would Gladly Consume The One Called Vilu Daskar; He Is Increasingly Irritating.
Ah, leave him alone you big lug... It is all in his head anyway. let him think what he want's, he can't do anything.
*Taps Oom's er... Smoke?*
"Hey buddy could you stop scrambling my teleportation equipment, this is hardly the place I want to be."
When I get out of this place, I'll have you all interned in a real mental institution!
*Blows Smoke In Everyone's Faces And Leaves.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 08, 2015, 12:04:37 AM
A frying pan like this *Lifts cast-iron frying pan* will hurt your head, I don't care if you've got a helmet on or not. Hello, blunt heavy thing? Yes?
Also, Jet's not in a cell. I said to go bug HIM because he went through a wall - Hopefully, you'd get stuck. And because he'd more than likely be better at frying your OP tail than me. Or you can go bug OoM.
It's a special helmet.
*Scatters Vilu's atoms into the multiverse*
*Bangs head against wall* Can I please go home now?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 08, 2015, 05:28:44 PM
*Scatters Vilu's atoms into the multiverse*
It's all in your head.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 08, 2015, 09:43:54 PM
*Bangs head against wall* Can I please go home now?
This is your home.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 08, 2015, 09:56:42 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 08, 2015, 09:43:54 PM
*Bangs head against wall* Can I please go home now?
This is your home.
*Bursts into tears* Bahahahahahahawhawhawhaaaaw!!!!! *Blows my nose on my bed sheet* But why?!
Now that we have that sadist guard Vilu back, I can finally escape. (hands Vilu a wad of money)
O.O
*Hands Vilu another wad of cash*
*Claps* YAY JET! YOU GOT RID OF VILU!
Thanks for the money but you will have to ask Faiy about leaving and Corn Jet didn't get rid of me.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 09, 2015, 02:17:57 AM
Thanks for the money but you will have to ask Faiy about leaving and Corn Jet didn't get rid of me.
Why not? Huh? He's not an inmate here, so why the heck do you seem to think it's all in your head? For that matter, WHY am I conversing with scattered atoms? *Mutters and goes to cook some enchiladas*
*Puts Villus scattered atoms in a jar and locks the jar in a cell*
*Searat runs in and puts my atoms back together. Then I put on special armor to keep that from happening again.* It does say Jet is an inmate that should be updated.
*Leaves to laugh evilly at one of the inmates.*
Your atoms are very imaginative Vilu. There is no searat because I disintegrated them all. ;D
Oh, hush up Vilu. Also, kindly take your OP tail away - If there's one thing I detest more than anything in the world, it's OP.
I have an infinite amount of searats.
*Laughs evilly at Russa.*
... but that means that whenever they come into existance they are destroyed. Hence, for all intent and purposes, they are not a threat.
Why would they be destroyed?
Because they never existed except in your brain.
*Lobs brick at Vilu* No terrifying Russa! Or anyone else!
"Skarzs never told me I couldn't do that when he hired me."
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 09, 2015, 08:03:43 PM
Because they never existed except in your brain.
You wish that was the case.
Um, Faiy, can I leave now...perdy please?
I doubt she will say yes.
Same.
Maybe if you let her kill Freddy.
Never! Freddy is my friend; he saved me from drowning in a swamp! If Faiy harms a hair on his green head...
Maybe if you left Freddy here.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 09, 2015, 08:09:40 PM
"Skarzs never told me I couldn't do that when he hired me."
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 09, 2015, 08:03:43 PM
Because they never existed except in your brain.
You wish that was the case.
Skarzs was mentally unstable at the time as well. Since then he has been cured of his ailments and I have reformed this facility.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 09, 2015, 09:50:34 PM
Maybe if you let her kill Freddy.
I am
not going to kill Freddy, what do you wan't me to do? traumatize the girl? She already has enough problems. I am trying to fix her not scar her for life.
Vilu, after much consideration and request of the other staff, I must inform you that you are relieved of your duties.
*Looks around.* Well. . . that bit with Oom and Eolyiaf was. . . short-lived. :P
It's about time you fired me.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 09, 2015, 10:28:52 PM
I am not going to kill Freddy, what do you wan't me to do? traumatize the girl? She already has enough problems. I am trying to fix her not scar her for life.
How will I ever get "fixed" if all you do is lock me up? ;D You're not even trying.
I would have more time to try if the others would behave. :P And I have school to do so... yeah. :P
How old are you anyway! I bet you're not even old enough to own an asylum! O.O *Shocked*
I am older than you and really would you prefer this place to be in some one else'es hands. Really I am the only one around here that keep things humane.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 09, 2015, 11:56:50 PM
It's about time you fired me.
Heck yeah.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 11, 2015, 10:01:59 PM
I am older than you and really would you prefer this place to be in some one else'es hands. Really I am the only one around here that keep things humane.
*Slow nod*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 11, 2015, 10:01:59 PM
I am older than you and really would you prefer this place to be in some one else'es hands. Really I am the only one around here that keep things humane.
Humane? I haven't eaten in weeks, this cell is freezing, I'm going insane with boredom, and you're being humane? ;D ;D
Her condition is worse than I thought... The temperature is quite comfortable and you are feed three times a day... If you are not eating the food we give you because you don't like it I can get corn to make you something else.
*Faints*
*Rolls eyes* Faiy, Russa has fainted.
Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.
*puts on rubber gloves* And I know what I'm doing. Need any assistance sir? I have a Bachelor's in surgery.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.
Faked documents, I see. How reassuring.
Puh.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 12, 2015, 08:58:08 PM
*puts on rubber gloves* And I know what I'm doing. Need any assistance sir? I have a Bachelor's in surgery.
She doesn't need surgery.
*holds up my machete* you sure she doesn't need surgery? ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 10:01:34 PM
Puh.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 12, 2015, 08:58:08 PM
*puts on rubber gloves* And I know what I'm doing. Need any assistance sir? I have a Bachelor's in surgery.
She doesn't need surgery.
Ok, sure. (practices operating on fake body*
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 12, 2015, 10:37:53 PM
*holds up my machete* you sure she doesn't need surgery? ;D
Quite sure.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.
*Pats Skar's cheek, getting flour all over it* Good to know!
-_-
*falls on on top of Skarzs after being dropped off a helicopter by The Stranger*
Bad idea Sam.
We are inside a building... that isn't even possible. *Locks Sam in a cell*
*Dances back into kitchen, getting flour everywhere* Hey, Faiy? Can you get Russa to clean that up, please?
No I can't, she is indisposed at the moment.
*Sighs* Fine, I'll do that when I'm done with this.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.
*Lays on the floor* *Twitches*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 14, 2015, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.
*Lays on the floor* *Twitches*
It's worse than we thought! We're losing her! Quick, hold her down! *rushes forward with my machete raised in the air*
Let her die in peace don't murder her.
*Grabs Eul by the arms and tosses her in a cell.* You stay there for now. *Puts an oxygen mask on Russa and brings her to a separate room.*
I'm surprised your can do doctor stuff on a squirrel Jukka's size with those big troll fingers.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 14, 2015, 11:12:31 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 14, 2015, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.
*Lays on the floor* *Twitches*
It's worse than we thought! We're losing her! Quick, hold her down! *rushes forward with my machete raised in the air*
Don't you know anything about surgery? Dr. Skarz, I'll go get some anaesthetic and gloves.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 15, 2015, 01:26:13 AM
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 14, 2015, 11:12:31 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 14, 2015, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.
*Lays on the floor* *Twitches*
It's worse than we thought! We're losing her! Quick, hold her down! *rushes forward with my machete raised in the air*
Don't you know anything about surgery? Dr. Skarz, I'll go get some anaesthetic and gloves.
"You wanna know where I got these Skarzs?"
Eh? Eh? Anyone?
I'll leave now...
(http://gif.co/s3tW.gif)
*Hears a scream from the room with Skarzs and Russa.*
Oops. I guess I got a little over excited there.
At least someone thought it was funny...
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 15, 2015, 07:56:50 PM
Oops. I guess I got a little over excited there.
Good I thought Eul got in there.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on September 15, 2015, 01:28:36 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 15, 2015, 01:26:13 AM
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 14, 2015, 11:12:31 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 14, 2015, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2015, 08:36:07 PM
Okay, she's more than just mentally sick, she has a stomach virus that is making her feel like she's hungry, not to mention her fever and chills. *Holds up documents of PhD in Psychology as well as in Medical.* Yes, I know what I'm doing.
*Lays on the floor* *Twitches*
It's worse than we thought! We're losing her! Quick, hold her down! *rushes forward with my machete raised in the air*
Don't you know anything about surgery? Dr. Skarz, I'll go get some anaesthetic and gloves.
"You wanna know where I got these Skarzs?"
Eh? Eh? Anyone?
I'll leave now...
*Giggles from kitchen*
*Glares sternly at Cornflower* "This is a matter of life and death you shouldn't be laughing."
*Plays Solitaire sadly in a corner*
Faiy treats her prisoners nicer than I thought, she gave them cards.
*Us, not them. You're also a patient.
No, I'm a student at Russarno University doing a paper on Insane people. I'm waiting to talk with Faiyloe.
Dude, she locked you up a few posts ago, I remember it clearly.
And that is why I locked him up, he has been having memory issues and it is making him dangerous. And of course I treat my inmates well. Anything you need all you have to do is ask. And if it is not dangerous or harmfully then I'll give it to you.
Hello! I'll read a story for your inmates to boost sanity!
Once upon a time, there was a physician called....
"Dr Jeckle, but he had another personality named Mr. Hyde..."
Sorry couldn't resist.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2015, 01:31:15 AM
And that is why I locked him up, he has been having memory issues and it is making him dangerous. And of course I treat my inmates well. Anything you need all you have to do is ask. And if it is not dangerous or harmfully then I'll give it to you.
How about a key to the door?
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 17, 2015, 02:04:52 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2015, 01:31:15 AM
And that is why I locked him up, he has been having memory issues and it is making him dangerous. And of course I treat my inmates well. Anything you need all you have to do is ask. And if it is not dangerous or harmfully then I'll give it to you.
How about a key to the door?
Sorry that is very dangerous you may not have it... if you wan't cards, or some kind of game I would be happy to give them to you, you can play chess with Izzy or something.
How about Sculpy III clay?
Sure. *Teleports Vilu a pack of Sculpy*
Two hours later.
"Corn, could you cook this for me? 175 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour!"
Let me see that? *Dose not let corn cook it till I make sure it is safe*
The only way it will kill someone is if they fall onto the steeple after it's cooked. I made it extra pointy.
Corn would you come and get this? It's been three days already.
*Bump*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 20, 2015, 10:10:58 PM
Corn would you come and get this? It's been three days already.
My bad, I've been extremely busy. *Takes Sculpy creation and carefully puts it in the oven at specified temperature*
*Flattens the point to a safe point before letting corn cook it*
*Makes point pointy again* *Airbends out of Asylum*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 27, 2015, 02:06:09 AM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 20, 2015, 10:10:58 PM
Corn would you come and get this? It's been three days already.
My bad, I've been extremely busy. *Takes Sculpy creation and carefully puts it in the oven at specified temperature*
It's about time.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on September 27, 2015, 05:36:26 AM
*Makes point pointy again* *Airbends out of Asylum*
::)
Faiy, Ash is hallucinating.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on September 27, 2015, 05:36:26 AM
*Makes point pointy again* *Airbends out of Asylum*
*makes giant concussive blast of fire that opens up huge gaping hole in the wall, apparent on all non-hallucnating secuirty cameras and people*
Fire beats all!
I know Corn I know... Now Sage is hallucinating. Those walls are fire proof.
Shall I go make my special cookies? You know the ones.
*Rings small bell to summon Faiy to me.*
"I need earplugs and a microscope."
*Doesn't move from my place* Why?
Earplugs so I can't hear the other guys hallucinating and a microscope to look at dust with.
Can I have a coloring book and crayons? :3
... um sure. *Teleports Villu the earplugs and microscope and teleports Russa her coloring book and crayons*
*Airbends Corn into cell*
*Puts in earplugs and looks at dust.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 28, 2015, 02:15:27 AM
... um sure. *Teleports Villu the earplugs and microscope and teleports Russa her coloring book and crayons*
*Starts coloring*
"Faiy, I need a hardback notebook and a pen!"
Can I have a book called How To Escape An Asylum? *Innocent*
Pathetic, you really need a book to tell you how to escape a prison.
Um, yes. I've tried so many times to escape, but I always fail. Therefore, I think it quite wise to seek knowledge from a book on such a thing. OO
\_/
You fail because Faiy is OPerd and PPs and GMs.
Y-y-you're right! Mwahahahahahahahaaa! Two can play at that game! *Evil grin*
You could just call the baby badger. Even though it's an evil monster inferior to the baby turtle and purple bunny of death.
I don't have a phone. O.O
You could ask for one, Faiy said she'd give it us if it was dangerous. While I'm on the subject, I'd like a couch, bunk bed, laptop, mouse, cord for laptop, Age of Empires 2 with expansion, Age of Empires 1 with expansion, Age of Empires 3 with expansion, the LOTR movies, a flashlight, Redwall books, LOTR books, the Hobbit, a pencil and paperback notebook, desk chair, desk, and a large pepperoni pizza.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on September 28, 2015, 09:52:54 AM
*Airbends Corn into cell*
*Looks at Ash* Dude. What the flip? You're hallucinating.
As usual.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 28, 2015, 10:26:39 PM
You could ask for one, Faiy said she'd give it us if it was dangerous. While I'm on the subject, I'd like a couch, bunk bed, laptop, mouse, cord for laptop, Age of Empires 2 with expansion, Age of Empires 1 with expansion, Age of Empires 3 with expansion, the LOTR movies, a flashlight, Redwall books, LOTR books, the Hobbit, a pencil and paperback notebook, desk chair, desk, and a large pepperoni pizza.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, maybe, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, no and no; pizza night isn't until Thursday.
I asked Faiy not you.
"Flaunted authority are you going to take that Skarzs?"
Hush.
Faiy is occupied at the moment, and since she isn't the head director of this establishment, I have enough authority to answer you.
I don't ask puppets questions.
. . . . . . . *Bursts out laughing in the kitchen* Vilu, do you have a death wish? Hahaha. . . .
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 29, 2015, 12:59:32 AM
. . . . . . . *Bursts out laughing in the kitchen* Vilu, do you have a death wish? Hahaha. . . .
Judging by the way he phrased that response, I would say so.
Of course, the troll would never have the nerve to actually kill any of us...
Quote from: Izeroth on September 29, 2015, 01:13:04 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 29, 2015, 12:59:32 AM
. . . . . . . *Bursts out laughing in the kitchen* Vilu, do you have a death wish? Hahaha. . . .
Judging by the way he phrased that response, I would say so.
Of course, the troll would never have the nerve to actually kill any of us...
Hahahaha, I almost hope so.
*Raises eyebrow* Do YOU have a death wish? Never underestimate a troll. Also, there's also squishing.
And they could also send me, the security guard. Oh, while we're on the subject, you guys haven't been paying me lately. I demand a payment for keeping your grounds safe and free of criminal activity, or I'll quite and this place shall be overrun with maniacs and insane fools - oh wait a minute..... ;D
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 28, 2015, 11:06:53 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on September 28, 2015, 09:52:54 AM
*Airbends Corn into cell*
*Looks at Ash* Dude. What the flip? You're hallucinating.
I. AM. NOT. HALLUCINATING! *Throws Corn into cell*
I see the troll had no response.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 29, 2015, 12:59:32 AM
. . . . . . . *Bursts out laughing in the kitchen* Vilu, do you have a death wish? Hahaha. . . .
No I just felt like beating him up.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 29, 2015, 12:24:43 AM
I don't ask puppets questions.
Silence.
Quote from: Izeroth on September 29, 2015, 01:13:04 AM
Of course, the troll would never have the nerve to actually kill any of us...
Were it not against my morals, and oath with my doctorate, you all would be lumpy messes on the floor.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on September 29, 2015, 05:35:26 AM
I. AM. NOT. HALLUCINATING! *Throws Corn into cell*
*Gets Corn out of the cell.* Well, if you're not hallucinating, then you are clearly still too violent to be let into the outside world, and thus must be kept here. He he he he-*Cough.* Tickle in my throat.
Whatever Skarzs!!!
Your prisoners don't respect you much Skarzs.
As if that wasn't obvious before.
Oh Skarzsy, can I have a pair of pink bunny slippers? :3
What will you do if I don't be quiet?!!!!!
Make your cell sound-proof and turn off the microphone. You can occupy yourself with the crafts and whatnot we can give you.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 29, 2015, 04:53:45 PM
Oh Skarzsy, can I have a pair of pink bunny slippers? :3
. . .
Wouldn't you have to ask your mistress's permission first?!!!
Hush Vilu, or I shall use my machete to confiscate your arms.
So your my replacement. A poor replacement indeed.
Replacement? No. I'm just the security guard around here, still waiting to be paid. Though, I can oversee whatever you were doing before you had to come here due to questionable mental health. Just until you're capable of working again.
I meant guard replacement and I don't have mental problems like the rest of them, Faiy and I just do this to each other.
What? You were a guard? They never told me this, I feel as though I've stolen your job, now. Though it cannot be helped, I must guard these halls to keep everyone safe. I hope one day you may return to your job and we can guard this thread together. ;D
I was the original, ever since I found out Faiy runs this place now I've been fired.
Poor thing....
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 29, 2015, 12:59:32 AM
. . . . . . . *Bursts out laughing in the kitchen* Vilu, do you have a death wish? Hahaha. . . .
My reaction exactly XD But I do agree with Skarzs on this one (Except for the pizza I see no reason why he can't have any)
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 29, 2015, 11:16:50 PM
Replacement? No. I'm just the security guard around here, still waiting to be paid. Though, I can oversee whatever you were doing before you had to come here due to questionable mental health. Just until you're capable of working again.
You are not, you are in a cell just like the others.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 29, 2015, 04:53:45 PM
Oh Skarzsy, can I have a pair of pink bunny slippers? :3
Yes you may *Teleports in pink bunny slippers*
Excuse me? I demand you to return my machete and let me out! I have done nothing wrong! You and Skarzs hired me, I know you did, and you cannot just lock me up in here! What on Earth makes you think that I'm insane? ;D
I never hired you; you insisted upon staying and I tolerated you. And it doesn't matter if you're not insane, you are clearly too violent right now and until I see those symptoms subside you shall stay in that cell.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 29, 2015, 11:24:12 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 29, 2015, 12:59:32 AM
. . . . . . . *Bursts out laughing in the kitchen* Vilu, do you have a death wish? Hahaha. . . .
My reaction exactly XD But I do agree with Skarzs on this one (Except for the pizza I see no reason why he can't have any)
I said Thursday was pizza day. They can have burritos though, today.
"So the only reason I'm not in a cell right now is because I haven't done anything violent or insane. So what if I'm continuously annoying does that earn me a position in a cell?"
As you can see, those 'symptoms' have subsided already. I'm not insane, nor am I violent. I was merely joking about confiscating Vilu's arms using my machete. I take my job quite seriously, you know.
There you go again with the whole job thing. We never hired you!
LT, you are in a cell.
*Starts making burritos* Hey, anyone know how to fold these things?
::) I do... *Shows Corn how to do it* There now you do the rest. And Go post in the Short RP you need to disappear.
I am sane, I've not lost my mind. Perhaps my humor is a little off, I can change that if you want. But I demand to be let out and need payment for all the hard work I've done. I have patrolled these halls for days, keeping them safe, and I need you to pay me for the work I've done!
I am a pirate, I'm supposed to be violent.
You have been in a cell for days and I am not paying you for getting in our way.
Could I borrow a few books?
What kind of books?
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 01, 2015, 01:28:16 AM
What kind of books?
The Aspiring Despot's Guide to World Domination,
How to Escape from a High-Security Detainment Facility, and
An Index of Common Troll Species, Volume Two. All required reading at any reputable university, I'm sure.
He's mad to think those books are normal, I'm sane enough to see that! Now let me out and give me my machete!
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 01, 2015, 03:50:58 AM
He's mad to think those books are normal, I'm sane enough to see that! Now let me out and give me my machete!
I read those books when I was 8.
*Ziplines out of asylum* Ta ta! Fire Nation's offering me a good job! :-*
Quote from: Izeroth on October 01, 2015, 03:44:55 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 01, 2015, 01:28:16 AM
What kind of books?
The Aspiring Despot's Guide to World Domination, How to Escape from a High-Security Detainment Facility, and An Index of Common Troll Species, Volume Two. All required reading at any reputable university, I'm sure.
Sorry but those books are off limits.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 01, 2015, 03:50:58 AM
He's mad to think those books are normal, I'm sane enough to see that! Now let me out and give me my machete!
You are still to violent.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 01, 2015, 09:14:12 AM
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 01, 2015, 03:50:58 AM
He's mad to think those books are normal, I'm sane enough to see that! Now let me out and give me my machete!
I read those books when I was 8.
*Ziplines out of asylum* Ta ta! Fire Nation's offering me a good job! :-*
And Ash is hallucinating again. ::)
*Sends messenger hawk from Ba Sing Se* I am not hallucinating!
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 30, 2015, 11:50:32 PM
You have been in a cell for days and I am not paying you for getting in our way.
So the real reason I'm locked up is because I was in your way?
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 30, 2015, 01:15:32 AM
::) I do... *Shows Corn how to do it* There now you do the rest. And Go post in the Short RP you need to disappear.
Thanks! And right, I did that. I think?
I want my Pizza, its Thursday.
Have you had your burrito?
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 01, 2015, 03:47:34 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 30, 2015, 11:50:32 PM
You have been in a cell for days and I am not paying you for getting in our way.
So the real reason I'm locked up is because I was in your way?
That is only part of the reason, the other part is that you where trespassing and unstable.
So why am I in a cell?
Because you are insane and need medical attention.
I wasn't aware, I assume you are qualified to handle my case?
*Starts handing out burritos*
Ah no thanks, I dislike burritos.
*Shrugs and starts eating Sand's burrito* Okay, then.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 01, 2015, 04:58:25 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 01, 2015, 03:47:34 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 30, 2015, 11:50:32 PM
You have been in a cell for days and I am not paying you for getting in our way.
So the real reason I'm locked up is because I was in your way?
That is only part of the reason, the other part is that you where trespassing and unstable.
Unstable? And I wasn't trespassing just getting a few things from my old office.
Vilu may I point out that you did bring several hundred OP rats with you.
We were on our way to a pirate reunion and they wanted to see what Faiy had done to the old place.
Right... ::)
Why would I attack an asylum?
Can I request some baking soda, some pure nitrogen, a little sulfur, some lengths of wire, a mixing bowl, a brown paper bag, and a battery?
You can request whatever you like.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 29, 2015, 11:24:12 PM
Yes you may *Teleports in pink bunny slippers*
Aaaaaw! They're so fwuffy! *Puts on slippers* Look, Freddy, new slippers! Do you want a pair?
Faiy, can I have a pair of froad-sized, pink bunny slippers?
I want my pizza, now.
Um. I could do with some materials.
*peeks head in door*
*looks behind me*
What's going on in here, Sylvie? Looks fun!
*holds door open for a few seconds*
C'mon Sylvie, lets see if they have any cucumber sandwiches.
*searches cupboards while talking to "no-one"*
Hey, hey, hey! FAIY! TRESPASSER IN MY KITCHEN!
And hi again, Winifred. ;D *Holds out hand to shake* I'm Corny.
*looks up*
Oh, is this your Kitchen? I'm sorry for intruding! Do you happen to have any cucumber sandwiches? My friend Sylvie and I are famished.
{Hello! I haven't visited Redwall in ever so long, but I'm back! :) }
Looks like you're overdue for some. . . hospitality then.
*Tosses winifred into a cell with a cucumber sandwich.*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 02, 2015, 01:06:25 AM
I want my pizza, now.
Didn't ask nicely.
*rubs elbow*
Ow! What a rude creature, Sylvie! He only gave us one sandwich.
Sir, may we have another sandwich please? With extra dill? We love the dill!
Quote from: winifred on October 02, 2015, 01:58:22 AM
*looks up*
Oh, is this your Kitchen? I'm sorry for intruding! Do you happen to have any cucumber sandwiches? My friend Sylvie and I are famished.
{Hello! I haven't visited Redwall in ever so long, but I'm back! :) }
Yeppers! It's fine, if you're that hungry. *Is about to start whipping up cucumber sandwiches when Skar interrupts* *Sighs* Yes, Skar doesn't know his own strength sometimes. *Hands Winny another cucumber sandwich with extra dill*
(Cool! For how long? :))
Why thank you! Thank Cornflower, Sylvie. Sorry, she's quite shy, she says Thank you!
Would you like some tea?
*Pulls travel teaset out of satchel*
I always bring some with me. Does everyone live in these little square rooms? Must we always stay in here?
{Oh, I don't know. I've checked in once or twice this year, and a bit last year, but I mainly left around 2013. School and life got busy. :) But I think of the forum often! Redwall was my first real fandom. I came right when all the ancient elders were leaving. ;) The forum has grown sooo much!}
You're both welcome!
Er, no thank you. Not right now. :)
Well, yes, most of us live in these square rooms. And yes, you stay in there. Please don't mind some of them *flaps hand towards Ash, Eul, and Vilu* they do tend to halucinate from time to time.
(Yeah, I've seen you around a little! And I've seen a ton of your posts. :) School does tend to drag quite a few people away. Indeed it has!)
Ok!
Oh dear. It's quite dreary in here, isn't it, Sylvie? Should we decorate? Yes, ok!
*Starts hanging posters and painting up on walls*
*stands back*
Hmmm... What doya think, Sylvie? Cornflower?
Maybe...
*digs in satchel*
*pulls out a collapsible bookshelf*
*arranges books on it*
There, now!
(Haha, my vast array of spelling mistakes! I keep modifying all my old posts and fixing them. xD Yes, I can't be on as much as some people.)
*Rubs chin.* Okay. . . Well, if there's anything that you need, I can take it into consideration.
Vilu, I'm still waiting for my "please". *Holds pizza slices up and looks at them.*
Ooooh, may we have pizza party? Please?
*looks down*
Wouldn't that be fun, Sylvie?
*I tap on the wall irritably.* "I'll take some pizza, please
*Taps on cell door* Look, I need to leave to murder some guests and stop DDBs from killing you all. That enough for a good reason?
Materials. Right.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 02, 2015, 03:05:15 PM
*Taps on cell door* Look, I need to leave to murder some guests and stop DDBs from killing you all. That enough for a good reason?
No.
Quote from: winifred on October 02, 2015, 03:18:03 AM
Ooooh, may we have pizza party? Please?
It's not a party.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 02, 2015, 02:34:58 PM
*I tap on the wall irritably.* "I'll take some pizza, please
*Gives Sand some pizza.*
"Yay!"
*Starts eating pizza until my teeth hit something metal. I stop eating and hold up a file.... of metal paper... I don't really care and begin filing on the door hinges.*
Honestly, materials.
@ Corn I haven't hallucinated.
My dear friend Skarzs, may I please have some pizza?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 02, 2015, 03:46:12 PM
*Starts eating pizza until my teeth hit something metal. I stop eating and hold up a file.... of metal paper... I don't really care and begin filing on the door hinges.*
::) You know those hinges are on the outside, right? Safety procedure; you see it everywhere.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 02, 2015, 09:35:35 PM
My dear friend Skarzs, may I please have some pizza?
I didn't say you were my friend.
I didn't mean it.
Okee. *Gives Vilu pizza.*
Sylvite wants to know, if we can't have pizza party, can we at least all sit together for pizza? Please?
Hmm. . . Faiy?
*voice from nowhere*
"Pleeeeaaase?"
*grins*
Even Sylvie's asking nicely...
So, what's been happening since page 245, which is the page I left off on?
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 04, 2015, 02:14:21 AM
So, what's been happening since page 245, which is the page I left off on?
Insanity. That's all you need to know.
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 04, 2015, 02:14:21 AM
So, what's been happening since page 245, which is the page I left off on?
You're having pizza.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 02, 2015, 02:00:52 AM
Looks like you're overdue for some. . . hospitality then.
*Tosses winifred into a cell with a cucumber sandwich.*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 02, 2015, 01:06:25 AM
I want my pizza, now.
Didn't ask nicely.
*Coughs, taps foot and folds arms*... I am away and this is what you do... *Lets Winni out* Sorry about that. He can get a bit over zealous about his job. Why don't you come with me into the kitchen and we can have some tea and Pizza.
I want a burger now.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 04, 2015, 02:22:31 PM
tea and Pizza.
That's not something you usually hear.
That's cause tea isn't very good but pizza is.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 04, 2015, 03:19:22 PM
That's cause tea isn't very good but pizza is.
HOW DARE YOU SIR! LYNCH HIM NOW!
No need to get so worked up about something like tea.
Sir, I like that, keep it up.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 04, 2015, 03:19:22 PM
That's cause tea isn't very good but pizza is.
(http://gif.co/sYRn.gif)
Can't see it.
No. He can't see any pictures I post either.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 04, 2015, 03:19:22 PM
That's cause tea isn't very good but pizza is.
No no no, it's the other way around!
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 04, 2015, 03:19:22 PM
That's cause tea isn't very good but pizza is.
*Cough, cough* *Taps foot* Tea is very good. You just need to find the right tea... The truth is is that hot water honey and lemon is good too. ;D
Quote from: Izeroth on October 04, 2015, 05:35:49 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 04, 2015, 03:31:36 PM
Can't see it.
Is there any GIF you can see?
I can see a few.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 04, 2015, 06:06:52 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 04, 2015, 03:19:22 PM
That's cause tea isn't very good but pizza is.
No no no, it's the other way around!
I disagree.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 04, 2015, 07:05:58 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 04, 2015, 03:19:22 PM
That's cause tea isn't very good but pizza is.
*Cough, cough* *Taps foot* Tea is very good. You just need to find the right tea... The truth is is that hot water honey and lemon is good too. ;D
See above.^^^
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 04, 2015, 02:22:31 PM
*Coughs, taps foot and folds arms*... I am away and this is what you do... *Lets Winni out* Sorry about that. He can get a bit over zealous about his job. Why don't you come with me into the kitchen and we can have some tea and Pizza.
Why thank you!
*joins you in the kitchens*
Soo... do you work here? What is this place exactly, anyways?
::) *Joins Winni and Faiy in the kitchen* Don't mind me! *Starts making biscuit dough*
"Ah man, foiled again. Oh and for the record, I agree with Vilu on this one point. Tea is nasty."
Puh.
Quote from: winifred on October 05, 2015, 12:33:57 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 04, 2015, 02:22:31 PM
*Coughs, taps foot and folds arms*... I am away and this is what you do... *Lets Winni out* Sorry about that. He can get a bit over zealous about his job. Why don't you come with me into the kitchen and we can have some tea and Pizza.
Why thank you!
*joins you in the kitchens*
Soo... do you work here? What is this place exactly, anyways?
I am the co owner of this facility. This is an Insane Asylum for the violent and mentally insane.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 05, 2015, 01:19:51 AM
"Ah man, foiled again. Oh and for the record, I agree with Vilu on this one point. Tea is nasty."
Well then you don't have to have any.
Ohhhh....
*backs away slowly*
Maybe we should give them all a little bit of space Sylvie. They could be...
*whispers*
violent. And I don't want you to get hurt!
*turns to Cornflower*
*sips tea*
Mmm this is good! So, has anyone ever escaped before?
And... what kinds of craziness must you have to be here?
"I could escape but Faiy would just say I was hallucinating!"
That is because you can't escape. At least not in the way that you say you are "escaping"
And Don't worry Wini I can be perfectly sane when I wan't to be. I like to call it controlled insanity. ;D ;) You Have nothing to worry from me.
And I'm not insane, Faiy just locked me up because I was in the way and she thought I was invading.
Quote from: winifred on October 05, 2015, 05:23:59 PM
Ohhhh....
*backs away slowly*
Maybe we should give them all a little bit of space Sylvie. They could be...
*whispers*
violent. And I don't want you to get hurt!
*turns to Cornflower*
*sips tea*
Mmm this is good! So, has anyone ever escaped before?
And... what kinds of craziness must you have to be here?
*Hears whisper* Don't worry, they just
think they're being violent. You know, they tend to hallucinate. Glad you like the tea! And no, no one's ever escaped. They are quote the hallucinating bunch, so don't let 'em fool you! And mainly hallucinations, although there was this one guy that was convinced that he was a health inspector. Jet finally got rid of him. Jet, Skar, and Faiy have an agreement, you see; they can't lock him up. And he's really quite handy. Oh, and watch out for Eolyiaf! She's really quite crazy. Also very, very OP.
"I still don't know why she locked me up..."
. . . . . . You're the guy who pretended he was a health inspector. Duh.
*Sits down and eats pizza*
*A tall man in a black coat and long hair walks into the Asylum* Let the badger go, FOOLISH TROLL!
What about the stoat?
*Glares at Vilu* Shut up, MAGGOT! Watch your language, Kingmaker.
"You wouldn't like to step outside with me, would you?"
I'm sure you would like that, wouldn't you Vilu? Unfortunately I cannot let you out of your cell right now; that is scheduled for another time.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 06, 2015, 01:12:30 PM
*A tall man in a black coat and long hair walks into the Asylum* Let the badger go, FOOLISH TROLL!
Nahhh. . .
"Hey can I get a chessboard and someone to play it with?"
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 06, 2015, 04:09:33 PM
"Hey can I get a chessboard and someone to play it with?"
*teleports him a chess bord and an extremely intelligent OITB to play chess with* there you go.
"Cool, thanks Faiyloe."
*I Begin playing chess for a few minutes.*
"Hey it cheated!"
*Scolds the OITB* Play fair or I will put you through the washing machine. *OITB quickly returns the stolen piece*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 06, 2015, 03:57:30 PM
I'm sure you would like that, wouldn't you Vilu? Unfortunately I cannot let you out of your cell right now; that is scheduled for another time.
Will you let me see that schedule?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 06, 2015, 01:12:30 PM
*A tall man in a black coat and long hair walks into the Asylum* Let the badger go, FOOLISH TROLL!
*punches man*
Can I have something to entertain me?
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 06, 2015, 06:36:36 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 06, 2015, 01:12:30 PM
*A tall man in a black coat and long hair walks into the Asylum* Let the badger go, FOOLISH TROLL!
*punches man*
Sage. You're in a cell.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 06, 2015, 06:39:10 PM
Can I have something to entertain me?
What would you like to entertain you?
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 06, 2015, 06:36:36 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 06, 2015, 01:12:30 PM
*A tall man in a black coat and long hair walks into the Asylum* Let the badger go, FOOLISH TROLL!
*punches man*
You can't, you are in a cell.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 06, 2015, 06:39:10 PM
Can I have something to entertain me?
Sure, *Teleports him the Lord of the Rings books*
*Reads.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 01, 2015, 11:30:40 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 29, 2015, 11:24:12 PM
Yes you may *Teleports in pink bunny slippers*
Aaaaaw! They're so fwuffy! *Puts on slippers* Look, Freddy, new slippers! Do you want a pair?
Faiy, can I have a pair of froad-sized, pink bunny slippers?
Hello? :P
Alright ::) *teleports Russa a pair of froad-sized, pink bunny slippers*
*Searat walks in.*
"Could um... I uh... speak to the um... Captain please?"
*Puts the slippers on Freddy* Aaaaaw! So cute!!! *Pats Freddy's little, green head*
*Puts in earplugs.*
*puts faiy in cell*
We're in the Cellars.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 09, 2015, 12:46:40 AM
We're in the Cellars.
...Where anything is possible.
*freezes Skarzs in carbonite*
Nay.
And they are hallucinating again. I really had such high hopes for Izzy...
No, no he's not hallucinating this time. I left his cell unlocked accidentally and he went into my science room. Thankfully he only froze my mannequin in block-infusing liquid nitrogen, but still.
Great now Skarzs is seeing things... I should have never let you eat that chocolate that was sent by anonymous sender. You need to sit down before you do something crazy.
Hey, I'm not hallucinating, I'm seeing it on the camera. You don't come any closer.
Right, I also see the camera and it is fine, and I, unlike you did not eat the hallucinogenic chocolate. Now sit down or I will have to lock you up.
That chocolate was fine, and I'm going to get Izeroth myself. *Goes to science room.*
Trouble in ownership paradise?
No, just. . . trouble.
*shoots Skarzs with a portal gun*
I'm feeling much better now. Perhaps I could take over for Skarzs while he recovers.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 09, 2015, 01:35:37 AM
No, just. . . trouble.
Ah.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 09, 2015, 01:44:01 AM
*shoots Skarzs with a portal gun*
I've never heard of one of those.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 09, 2015, 01:44:44 AM
I'm feeling much better now. Perhaps I could take over for Skarzs while he recovers.
Nice try.
I believe your system is corrupt. You have no way of telling a patient's mental state of health except for what you think may be the problem. I think a test would be great. If you pass the test, you're not insane. If you fail, you must stay in a cell and wait for proper medication to be diagnosed.
They'll rig it. *Busts down the doors of all the inmates' cells* *Shoots Corn twice withcheri gun* *Escapes with Ash* Ta ta!
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 09, 2015, 01:24:48 AM
Right, I also see the camera and it is fine, and I, unlike you did not eat the hallucinogenic chocolate. Now sit down or I will have to lock you up.
Internal conflict. My plan is working.
(http://gif.co/rdYU.gif)
Had I been in charge of security, nothing like this would have ever happened.
Riiiiight... ::) You would have beheaded them all by this point.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 09, 2015, 02:57:41 AM
I believe your system is corrupt. You have no way of telling a patient's mental state of health except for what you think may be the problem. I think a test would be great. If you pass the test, you're not insane. If you fail, you must stay in a cell and wait for proper medication to be diagnosed.
There already IS a sanity test. I took it, and passed.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 09, 2015, 08:14:35 AM
They'll rig it. *Busts down the doors of all the inmates' cells* *Shoots Corn twice withcheri gun* *Escapes with Ash* Ta ta!
No they didn't and you're hallucinating. Again.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 09, 2015, 02:01:33 PM
Had I been in charge of security, nothing like this would have ever happened.
Really?
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 09, 2015, 02:55:52 PM
Riiiiight... ::) You would have beheaded them all by this point.
MIND READER! :P
Not mind reader, Psychologist. ;D Really, I will be taking a psychology class next semester. ;D
Oh cool! Bet that's gonna be fun!
"I've finished Lord of the Rings. I need a new book now."
*gets hold of a violin and plays it very badly*
*Doesn't hear because of earplugs.*
*Doesn't hear because of sound proof walls* *Teleports Vilu a copy of Romeo and Juliet*
*Doesn't feel like reading Shakespeare.*
*steals it and reads it*
Hmm, she does know classical worth, but that may be a disorder effect.
Oooh, a violin? May I try?
*Hologram appears* You're the one who's hallucinating. I'm safe in my secret DDB base my bakery.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 10, 2015, 03:53:33 AM
*Hologram appears* You're the one who's hallucinating. I'm safe in my secret DDB base my bakery.
A bakery. Really.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 10, 2015, 09:32:55 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 09, 2015, 07:08:48 PM
Oooh, a violin? May I try?
*tosses Corn violin*
*Catches violin and bow* *Quickly tunes violin* That was probably your problem, Rach. :P *Starts playing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star* Ohhh, I've missed playing a violin!
*Sits in my cell* *Moan* How can I prove myself sane?
Renounce all forms of Freddy and froads. ;D
*begins smashing all the breakable projects in reach*
Hi insane-isums! I forget what role I had here, but I think I was the treat supplier, I have a bunch more cupcakes and a few doughnuts for a few lucky inmates.
*Luckily there where no projects in Rach'es reach* ;D
That would have been VERY bad.
Russa you can have either a cupcake or a doughnut while you wait for someone to remember you exist, take your pick!
Edit: I was just a the first page of the Asylum and Skarzs you really need to update your first post, probably with more lists. :P
*Teleported back into cell* Guests got me, they ambushed me and Kingmaker is holding them off.
Greetings, Ashenwyte. It has been long since we have last met.
Who are you?
I am Cherry, the maker of cheri. It is a pleasure to meet someone who understands the metal's potential.
Yes, my lady. What are you doing here?
Guests.
Oh.
No guests are coming here ever, alright?
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 11, 2015, 02:40:22 PM
Edit: I was just a the first page of the Asylum and Skarzs you really need to update your first post, probably with more lists. :P
I'm procrastinating.
Yay! *Goes to sleep*
Wake up.
Zzzzz....
*Gives Ash a psychic slap*
OW!
Good. Where's my old mate Eolyiaf?
Oh yeah. Hey Skarzsles, where's Eolyiaf?
May I be let out now? I've had quite enough of this, and I would like a job here so I can help make your lives easier. I would be a great security guard. :P
Hmm. . .
What would you do if you saw an animal bleeding out and there is no way of saving it?
What would your response be to a sudden attack of insults?
How would you deal with an intruder?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 11, 2015, 03:25:04 PM
Oh yeah. Hey Skarzsles, where's Eolyiaf?
Hopefully nowhere near. Probably trying to take over the world again.
"I've really got to meet Eolyiaf again."
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 11, 2015, 10:12:00 PM
Hmm. . .
What would you do if you saw an animal bleeding out and there is no way of saving it?
What would your response be to a sudden attack of insults?
How would you deal with an intruder?
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 11, 2015, 03:25:04 PM
Oh yeah. Hey Skarzsles, where's Eolyiaf?
Hopefully nowhere near. Probably trying to take over the world again.
For the first question, I would comfort it until it was dead, then bury it. That's only if there was absolutely no way of saving the animal. I would also wonder how it got into the insane asylum, and take a test to see if I'm still sane and not hallucinating. That is, right after I informed you and Faiy about the dead animal I had to bury.
And for the second question, I don't mind insults. Words cannot harm someone if the person being insulted knows who they are and that other people cannot define them. I would tell the insane person to stop insulting people, and if they didn't stop, I would ignore them. If they continued to insult people and yell, I would inform you or Faiy, then move them to a sound proof cell with your permission.
For the last question, It depends on if the intruder is armed. If they were unarmed, I would shoot them with a harmless tranquilizer and immediately tell you and Faiy. I would let you decide what to do with the intruder, then carry out your orders, whatever they may be. If the intruder was armed, I would do what I had to in order to keep this asylum safe. Even if it meant injuring them.
Perhaps she can have the job, but without the Machete.
*blows up insane asylum*
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 12, 2015, 01:24:35 AM
Perhaps she can have the job, but without the Machete.
She knew I was asking those questions intentionally. . . Hmm.
That is why I said without the machete... and if she steps one foot out of line I lock her up again.
Right.
Finally, an opportunity to prove my sanity arises.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 11, 2015, 10:12:00 PM
Hmm. . .
What would you do if you saw an animal bleeding out and there was no way of saving it?
I would shoot it. If there were no firearms in the immediate vicinity, I would ends its life in a slightly less humane way.
What would your response be to a sudden attack of insults?
After locking the offending person(s) away in my dungeon, I would take efforts to ensure that no tabloids had coverage of the incident.
How would you deal with an intruder?
If a common criminal, I would order my guards to dispose of him at once. If one of those self-righteous "hero" types, I'd let him believe he had a fragment of a chance of opposing me, before brutally crushing both his dreams and his physical form.
. . . You're not ready to leave. :P When you answered the first question I had hope, but it appears you are still in need of detainment.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 12, 2015, 04:07:37 AM
. . . You're not ready to leave. :P When you answered the first question I had hope, but it appears you are still in need of detainment.
Once again, this facility shows itself to be controlled by a dystopian order, bereft of any sense of justice or proper judgement.
Says the self-proclaimed tyrant.
Yes! *bows* I will not fail you! Is there anything you need me to do?
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 11, 2015, 10:12:00 PM
Hmm. . .
What would you do if you saw an animal bleeding out and there is no way of saving it?
Kill it and eat it.
What would your response be to a sudden attack of insults?
Kill the poor sod who insulted me.
How would you deal with an intruder?
Beat them up and call the police or kill them.
*Writes down on check board.* Also a failure. We sure get the violent ones here.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 12, 2015, 04:48:07 AM
Yes! *bows* I will not fail you! Is there anything you need me to do?
Um, sit there and look pretty for the dust bunnies? I don't know, we're alright at the moment.
EATING IT IS BETTER THAN LEAVING IT TO DIE IN PAIN!
I agree.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 12, 2015, 05:24:08 AM
*Writes down on check board.* Also a failure. We sure get the violent ones here.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 12, 2015, 04:48:07 AM
Yes! *bows* I will not fail you! Is there anything you need me to do?
Um, sit there and look pretty for the dust bunnies? I don't know, we're alright at the moment.
*sits on a bench* ok.....
Dust bunnies? You're insane, troll.
"Are we allowed to answer the questions to prove our sanity?"
What would you do if you saw an animal bleeding out and there is no way of saving it?
Kill it quickly and silently.
What would your response be to a sudden attack of insults?
Ignore them of course.
How would you deal with an intruder?
Knock them on the head with a club and then give them to you.
Eul, you get a doughnut for being sane again! Do you want one with or without sprinkles?
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 12, 2015, 10:16:56 PM
Eul, you get a doughnut for being sane again! Do you want one with or without sprinkles?
"Did you take over Cornflor's job?"
Ooh! Could I have one with sprinkles? Hush Sand, I'm sure they're working together.... hmmm, maybe I should speak with Skarzs and Faiy about this and see what's going on here.
Hey Skarzs, be sure to go to 268 and read the last post, it is very important.
*Holds head* "I am sensing something Eul, about your future! I see... I see, I see a hare requesting something from you in some mysterious realm know as... PM. He wants you to do something, in something he calls... But what is it. It becoming clearer. He... He wants you to post in something called.... LtoL?"
"Strange I have been sent these visions for a reason, I believe.... You should do something." ;)
Ah.... eheheh.... uh - right. I'll go do that. ;D
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 12, 2015, 10:30:45 PM
*Holds head* "I am sensing something Eul, about your future! I see... I see, I see a hare requesting something from you in some mysterious realm know as... PM. He wants you to do something, in something he calls... But what is it. It becoming clearer. He... He wants you to post in something called.... LtoL?"
"Strange I have been sent these visions for a reason, I believe.... You should do something." ;)
The inmates are clever. Don't listen to him, Eul.
@Vilu: Still not convinced of your sanity.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 12, 2015, 10:22:09 PM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 12, 2015, 10:16:56 PM
Eul, you get a doughnut for being sane again! Do you want one with or without sprinkles?
"Did you take over Cornflor's job?"
She is the cook, I am the treat supplier. I reward all the good sane beasts!
here is your doughnut with sprinkles Eul!
What else must I do?
*nods* of course, Skarzs. I should have seen it was a trap *puts in earplugs and takes a donut* thanks!
Don't listen to the inmates
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Your Welcome!
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 12, 2015, 10:52:55 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 12, 2015, 10:22:09 PM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 12, 2015, 10:16:56 PM
Eul, you get a doughnut for being sane again! Do you want one with or without sprinkles?
"Did you take over Cornflor's job?"
She is the cook, I am the treat supplier. I reward all the good sane beasts! Yeah, no. Okay? Just no.
here is your doughnut with sprinkles Eul! Hmph.
Be patient.
Skar. *Points to Ami* Can I have my job back?
Talk to Faiy on that one; she's the one who had her hired. And apparently she only deals with treats, not meals. :P
Speaking of which I never got my Burger.
When did you ask for a burger?
Last week.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 13, 2015, 08:39:05 PM
Talk to Faiy on that one; she's the one who had her hired. And apparently she only deals with treats, not meals. :P
Still my job!
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 13, 2015, 08:45:17 PM
Speaking of which I never got my Burger.
What do I look like, Burger King? *Sighs* How you want it?
Personally I like barbecue sauce and ranch dressing on my burgers.
That's all? Man, you put nothing on your burgers! What about lettuce? Tomatoes? Pickles? Onions? Pineapple? Mayo? Ketchup? Honey mustard? Peppers? Bacon? Guacamole? Any of those? :P
I'm not a huge fan of burgers.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ZLpI2VAZh0Ry0/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 14, 2015, 05:29:08 AM
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Lol.
?
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Quote from: The Skarzs on October 14, 2015, 05:19:31 AM
I'm not a huge fan of burgers.
Me either. But an occasional one is nice. As long as I don't think about cows walking to their death and crying because they know it or what's in the burgers.
I must just be a cold hearted person cus I sometimes shout at sheep in fields that I can't wait to eat them. That's usually while I'm riding and their scaring my horse but still...
No, that makes you a horse lover. :P
Guess so, but I truly do love meat. I'd never go vege and I really don't mind that an animal has died to feed me. If you didn't kill any animals we'd be over run.
Woot!
Quote from: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 03:50:29 PM
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But you're still not forgiven for this.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 15, 2015, 04:14:29 PM
Woot!
Quote from: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 03:50:29 PM
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But you're still not forgiven for this.
?
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 10, 2015, 09:30:15 PM
Renounce all forms of Freddy and froads. ;D
Never! Freddy is real!
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 11, 2015, 02:40:22 PM
Russa you can have either a cupcake or a doughnut while you wait for someone to remember you exist, take your pick!
Ooh! Ooh! Two cupcakes! One for me and one for Freddy. ;D
Ok what kind of icing do you want on them?
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 16, 2015, 01:24:18 AM
Ok what kind of icing do you want on them?
AMI! No, no, no.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 04:08:08 PM
Guess so, but I truly do love meat. I'd never go vege and I really don't mind that an animal has died to feed me. If you didn't kill any animals we'd be over run.
That's false. Food chain, remember?
Ooh, I'll have cupcakes too! I'd like cherry icing, with an inner filling of nitroglycerin.
O.O
Quote from: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 04:08:08 PM
Guess so, but I truly do love meat. I'd never go vege and I really don't mind that an animal has died to feed me. If you didn't kill any animals we'd be over run.
I disagree, if we didn't kill any animals they would kill each other for us. Now, I don't want to start an argument, so I'll leave this point here as it is.
I'll have cupcakes with troll poison in them, please!
This isn't a special-order bakery.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 16, 2015, 04:35:01 AM
This isn't a special-order bakery.
Considering all of the money you spend on needless security measures, I don't see why it couldn't be.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 16, 2015, 12:23:38 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 16, 2015, 04:35:01 AM
This isn't a special-order bakery.
Considering all of the money you spend on needless security measures, I don't see why it couldn't be.
That statement really doesn't make sense...
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 16, 2015, 03:14:47 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 16, 2015, 12:23:38 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 16, 2015, 04:35:01 AM
This isn't a special-order bakery.
Considering all of the money you spend on needless security measures, I don't see why it couldn't be.
That statement really doesn't make sense...
You really don't make sense.. I was implying that Skarzs, having wasted vast sums of money on needless things, would have more than enough money to buy or make special-order bakery products.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 16, 2015, 04:35:01 AM
This isn't a special-order bakery.
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I know! Make her stop! Please?
Skarzs, Faiy, permission to make her stop so Corny can get back to cooking us all wonderful meals?
"Can I be the asylums fire alarm?"
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 16, 2015, 03:57:28 PM
Skarzs, Faiy, permission to make her stop so Corny can get back to cooking us all wonderful meals?
Why, thank you!
No.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 16, 2015, 03:16:53 PM
I was implying that Skarzs, having wasted vast sums of money on needless things, would have more than enough money to buy or make special-order bakery products.
I rarely buy things needlessly. All expenses were found to be necessary to this establishment. Including the vat.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 16, 2015, 03:57:28 PM
Skarzs, Faiy, permission to make her stop so Corny can get back to cooking us all wonderful meals?
Permission denied for now; we can work things out by talking. Corn, continue making meals. I'll see what can be done with Amy.
*Sniffs and walks into kitchen* *Starts singing Fall Out Boy's Favorite Record*
Yes sir! *sits down and stares at my thumbs*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 16, 2015, 04:35:01 AM
This isn't a special-order bakery.
IT IS NOW! Would you like DDBs to raze this fine establishment?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 16, 2015, 02:11:31 AM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 16, 2015, 01:24:18 AM
Ok what kind of icing do you want on them?
AMI! No, no, no.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 04:08:08 PM
Guess so, but I truly do love meat. I'd never go vege and I really don't mind that an animal has died to feed me. If you didn't kill any animals we'd be over run.
That's false. Food chain, remember?
Oh, Yeah. Cus there are so many wolves and bears in Britain which will eat all the cows and sheep and such.
Lol.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 16, 2015, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 16, 2015, 02:11:31 AM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 16, 2015, 01:24:18 AM
Ok what kind of icing do you want on them?
AMI! No, no, no.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 04:08:08 PM
Guess so, but I truly do love meat. I'd never go vege and I really don't mind that an animal has died to feed me. If you didn't kill any animals we'd be over run.
That's false. Food chain, remember?
Oh, Yeah. Cus there are so many wolves and bears in Britain which will eat all the cows and sheep and such.
"Oh fight, fight, fight!"(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc255/jtnishi/Fanime2013-AdventureTimeSlapFightGif.gif)
Alright... I leave for a few pages and this is what happens. Ami is aloud to hand out treats. I never hired her, she is just here on charity. Charity is aloud (so long as no harmfull substances are administrated, That includes troll poison, really Izzy, any poison that is potent enough to kill a troll would be instantly fatal to anyone else) Corn you still need to make healthy nutritious food to counteract all this sugar. And Skarzs I need you to develop a new brand of toothpaste so they don't get cavities.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 16, 2015, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 16, 2015, 02:11:31 AM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 16, 2015, 01:24:18 AM
Ok what kind of icing do you want on them?
AMI! No, no, no.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 04:08:08 PM
Guess so, but I truly do love meat. I'd never go vege and I really don't mind that an animal has died to feed me. If you didn't kill any animals we'd be over run.
That's false. Food chain, remember?
Oh, Yeah. Cus there are so many wolves and bears in Britain which will eat all the cows and sheep and such.
Wolves are great; they're basically nature's deer control service. Unfortunately, no one in my state seems to be interested in reintroducing them- they would be a far too simple and effective solution to the problem.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 16, 2015, 04:38:56 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 16, 2015, 04:15:16 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 16, 2015, 02:11:31 AM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 16, 2015, 01:24:18 AM
Ok what kind of icing do you want on them?
AMI! No, no, no.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 04:08:08 PM
Guess so, but I truly do love meat. I'd never go vege and I really don't mind that an animal has died to feed me. If you didn't kill any animals we'd be over run.
That's false. Food chain, remember?
Oh, Yeah. Cus there are so many wolves and bears in Britain which will eat all the cows and sheep and such.
"Oh fight, fight, fight!"
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc255/jtnishi/Fanime2013-AdventureTimeSlapFightGif.gif)
I do not wish to fight with Corn. So the conversation can end.
Now, where did I put my bubbles.
Oh... Ok... I'll just sit over here then, and be sad in my insanity. :(
(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Sebastian-Stan-Be-Quiet-Gif-On-Once-Upon-A-Time.gif)
Quote from: rachel25 on October 16, 2015, 04:54:35 PM
Now, where did I put my bubbles.
You're always blowing bubbles with your own mouth.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 16, 2015, 04:56:54 PM
Oh... Ok... I'll just sit over here then, and be sad in my insanity. :(
Are you sad that you're insane?
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 16, 2015, 04:48:01 PM
And Skarzs I need you to develop a new brand of toothpaste so they don't get cavities.
I already have a solution: have troll teeth. :P But since I'm dealing with more squishy creatures, I'll have to see what I can do. . .
Rachel... what are you doing?
Yes... It is so sad, I cry. :'(
Good; this is a good step. Tell me, what makes you sad?
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 16, 2015, 05:14:18 PM
Rachel... what are you doing?
if you knew the context of the gif it's more funny.
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Me... Being.... Insane, maybe.... Its so sad. :'(
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Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 16, 2015, 05:54:40 PM
Me... Being.... Insane, maybe.... Its so sad. :'(
I mean, what part is so frustrating to you? How is it sad?
(http://media.tumblr.com/ad22745d5c507872de8f7672f5adb012/tumblr_inline_mr48f7U4sF1qz4rgp.gif)
Because.... I'm insane I am trapped in here... Because I'm insane I can't do fun things.... Its so sad. :'(
I'm trying to help you out here. :P
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 16, 2015, 04:48:01 PM
Alright... I leave for a few pages and this is what happens. Ami is aloud to hand out treats. I never hired her, she is just here on charity. Charity is aloud (so long as no harmfull substances are administrated, That includes troll poison, really Izzy, any poison that is potent enough to kill a troll would be instantly fatal to anyone else) Corn you still need to make healthy nutritious food to counteract all this sugar. And Skarzs I need you to develop a new brand of toothpaste so they don't get cavities.
But- But. . . . . . Grrr.
*Starts singing S.I.N.G. loudly as pots banging and crashing can be heard*
*uses magnet powers to bash Corn around with pots and pans*
Sage, you have no power here.
@ Rach: Oh, I know the context... or at least I should seeing as I have watched that show more than once... but I can't recall the exact seen that is from XP anyway the others made me laugh so hard... I was like, so true, so true. ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 16, 2015, 09:42:05 PM
Sage, you have no power here.
@ Rach: Oh, I know the context... or at least I should seeing as I have watched that show more than once... but I can't recall the exact seen that is from XP anyway the others made me laugh so hard... I was like, so true, so true. ;D
Really? Awesome. I'm currently watching season five as it's released on Netflix. I'm going insane. So good!
(http://media.giphy.com/media/fYrpuO9GTIT0k/giphy.gif)
Going insane?
@Izer: no
@Ash: no
Russa, here are your two cupcakes with chocolate icing.
Corn, I do not want take over your job at all unless you want me to. You do your job wonderfully and I couldn't ever do it as well here with your talent for delicious and nutritious meals around the clock, and always having enough for everyone and supplying to special needs. I want to say thank you for your wonderful works and I am sure every beast in this asylum would agree and say the same thing.
*Walks out of asylum*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 17, 2015, 12:10:48 AM
Going insane?
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Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 17, 2015, 05:28:53 AM
*Walks out of asylum*
Nice try but you are in a cell you cannot leave until I deem you fit to be reintegrated into society.
Can I walk around the asylum? I promise on my honor as a warrior I wont attempt to escape. I just want some space to move around. :)
I will let you into the gym, but only if you promise to be good.
"I promise! Are there basketballs in there?" :)
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Quote from: Faiyloe on October 17, 2015, 02:29:36 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 17, 2015, 05:28:53 AM
*Walks out of asylum*
Nice try but you are in a cell you cannot leave until I deem you fit to be reintegrated into society.
I shall not be stopped! *Burst of pink energy blasts Faiy*
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/46fcd66b91bfcb76bd6b98e12c5afa31/tumblr_my3dvfLz1g1t2s1i7o1_250.gif)
Great, Rach is a sadist too. :P
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 17, 2015, 04:35:55 PM
I shall not be stopped! *Burst of pink energy blasts Faiy*
*Teleports Faiy away.* Inmates are becoming hostile. We should let them be for a bit.
(http://memeguy.com/photos/images/my-reaction-when-my-year-old-told-me-he-didnt-like-the-lord-of-the-rings-movies-60368.gif)
*stops picking at thumbs and stands up* Is there anything you need me to do?
Give Rach a mint, because that GIF was well-placed.
;D XD well placed indeed. ;D
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 17, 2015, 02:39:32 AM
Corn, I do not want take over your job at all unless you want me to. You do your job wonderfully and I couldn't ever do it as well here with your talent for delicious and nutritious meals around the clock, and always having enough for everyone and supplying to special needs. I want to say thank you for your wonderful works and I am sure every beast in this asylum would agree and say the same thing.
No I do not want you to. . . . And that's some very smooth flattery. Brownie points for that. *Sighs* Fine. Just watch the amount of sugar you put in those things, y'hear? And we should try to coordinate, if you're going to do desserts. Pie tonight would be nice. Or cake, maybe. *Goes back to making mashed potatoes gravy and biscuits*
"Am I in the gym yet?"
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 18, 2015, 03:44:41 PM
Give Rach a mint, because that GIF was well-placed.
(http://img.pandawhale.com/80430-well-spoken-sir-gif-Princess-B-eNib.gif)
Lol.
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-39689-truly-you-have-a-dizzying-inte-P0YC.gif)
;D *Gives Rach two mints because that last one was also well-placed and hilarious*
(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/inconceivable_princess_bride.gif)
Yes Sir! Chocolate Graham Cracker Pie coming up! All it is is chocolate graham crackers and milk mixed up on a crust and frozen over night! (It is delicious in real life, I made one just last Thursday)
Rach: I am guessing you are a bit obsessed with the Princess Bride right now? :P ;D
(https://i0.wp.com/www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/let_me_explain_princess_bride.gif)
Not really, the gifs are just really pleasing.
@Ami: Okay, sounds cool.
@Rach: Yeah, they're funny. ;D
(http://media.giphy.com/media/11ba0BccoVk6wU/giphy.gif)
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 18, 2015, 05:52:33 PM
"Am I in the gym yet?"
Oh sorry about that. If you cause any trouble you will be put back in your cell. *Teleports LT into a high security gym.* Feel free to work out but don't try to escape it wont work the walls are made of the same material as your cells.
"Oh ya!" *Begins lifting*
Sand, you going to join the new Mafia game?
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/34a3c86ce8832ee73be7992a013b9849/tumblr_mmqyo4fXKp1sqdgi6o1_500.gif)
*Brings everyone into the cinema room and starts Princess Bride.*
(http://www.okmoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/The-Prestige-quotes.gif)
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on October 18, 2015, 11:23:25 PM
Sand, you going to join the new Mafia game?
Mm... Maybe, I'll go check it out.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 18, 2015, 11:55:45 PM
(http://www.okmoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/The-Prestige-quotes.gif)
What? I like Princess Bride. :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 19, 2015, 01:36:11 AM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 18, 2015, 11:55:45 PM
(http://www.okmoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/The-Prestige-quotes.gif)
What? I like Princess Bride. :P
I do too which is why I posted the gif. ;D
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Mp2eRY4m1bdII/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on October 17, 2015, 02:39:32 AM
Russa, here are your two cupcakes with chocolate icing.
Yum! *Hands one cupcake to Freddy* *Opens my mouth unnaturally wide and drops the other cupcake in*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 18, 2015, 11:42:43 PM
*Brings everyone into the cinema room and starts Princess Bride.*
Good, my friend has been telling me to watch this.
*Watches movie*
*Also watches movie* It's a lot better with glasses.
(http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/26/17/enhanced/webdr09/anigif_enhanced-21091-1403818752-4.gif)
I thought you already were.
"Where's the Popcorn?"
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/0c408f4568b9683fdc06ef9f744af593/tumblr_n2aqrfOZfb1tn6b73o1_250.gif)
"Gagged" and "Hanged" are said in nearly the same way.
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Let me out. I'm perfectly sane.
Right ::) Not going to happen Ashen dear. ;D ;)
How can I prove to you that I am perfectly sane?
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Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 21, 2015, 09:28:39 PM
How can I prove to you that I am perfectly sane?
Even if you could, we wouldn't let you out until we have agreed that you would no longer be a hazard to others.
If you agreed to let me shrink you then I would agree to that.
When can I go?
*Tosses everyone biscuits* When Skar and Faiy say you can, Rach. Be patient.
*sits on the floor with legs and arms crossed*
Don't like it! I want tea! And bubbles!
What makes the bubbles so necessary?
Just bubbles. I need bubbles! Not in the tea just bubbles.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 22, 2015, 12:35:37 AM
*sits on the floor with legs and arms crossed*
Don't like it! I want tea! And bubbles!
Ugh, bubble tea. Hate it.
"Two hundred and seventy one! Two hundred and seventy two! Two hundred and seventy three! Two hundred and seventy four!"
Quote from: rachel25 on October 22, 2015, 12:35:37 AM
*sits on the floor with legs and arms crossed*
Don't like it! I want tea! And bubbles!
*Throws a biscuit at Rachel's head* Sweet or unsweet?! *Hands Rach bubbles*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 22, 2015, 01:05:13 AM
"Two hundred and seventy one! Two hundred and seventy two! Two hundred and seventy three! Two hundred and seventy four!"
Dude. You wanna biscuit? Also, lemme know when you get to doin' core work.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 22, 2015, 01:05:13 AM
"Two hundred and seventy one! Two hundred and seventy two! Two hundred and seventy three! Two hundred and seventy four!"
I think he's gone mad... er, even more mad. Two hundred and seventy four... sit ups or push ups or whatever? No person in their right mind would voluntarily do that!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 22, 2015, 01:29:13 AM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 22, 2015, 12:35:37 AM
*sits on the floor with legs and arms crossed*
Don't like it! I want tea! And bubbles!
*Throws a biscuit at Rachel's head* Sweet or unsweet?! *Hands Rach bubbles*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 22, 2015, 01:05:13 AM
"Two hundred and seventy one! Two hundred and seventy two! Two hundred and seventy three! Two hundred and seventy four!"
Dude. You wanna biscuit? Also, lemme know when you get to doin' core work.
takes biscuit. Don't understand.
"Three hundred!" *Puts down bar* "Sure I'll take a biscuit."
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 22, 2015, 03:22:15 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 22, 2015, 01:05:13 AM
"Two hundred and seventy one! Two hundred and seventy two! Two hundred and seventy three! Two hundred and seventy four!"
I think he's gone mad... er, even more mad. Two hundred and seventy four... sit ups or push ups or whatever? No person in their right mind would voluntarily do that!
;)
*Starts writing on a piece of paper.*
*sets fire to paper*
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 22, 2015, 03:22:15 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 22, 2015, 01:05:13 AM
"Two hundred and seventy one! Two hundred and seventy two! Two hundred and seventy three! Two hundred and seventy four!"
I think he's gone mad... er, even more mad. Two hundred and seventy four... sit ups or push ups or whatever? No person in their right mind would voluntarily do that!
I've done over seven hundred crunches in one day. Voluntarily. I'm in my right mind.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 22, 2015, 08:29:17 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 22, 2015, 01:29:13 AM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 22, 2015, 12:35:37 AM
*sits on the floor with legs and arms crossed*
Don't like it! I want tea! And bubbles!
*Throws a biscuit at Rachel's head* Sweet or unsweet?! *Hands Rach bubbles*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 22, 2015, 01:05:13 AM
"Two hundred and seventy one! Two hundred and seventy two! Two hundred and seventy three! Two hundred and seventy four!"
Dude. You wanna biscuit? Also, lemme know when you get to doin' core work.
takes biscuit. Don't understand.
Your tea, do you want it sweet or unsweet?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 22, 2015, 02:48:16 PM
"Three hundred!" *Puts down bar* "Sure I'll take a biscuit."
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on October 22, 2015, 03:22:15 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 22, 2015, 01:05:13 AM
"Two hundred and seventy one! Two hundred and seventy two! Two hundred and seventy three! Two hundred and seventy four!"
I think he's gone mad... er, even more mad. Two hundred and seventy four... sit ups or push ups or whatever? No person in their right mind would voluntarily do that!
;)
Kudos, Sandy. *Hands Sandy biscuit*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 22, 2015, 03:01:09 PM
*Starts writing on a piece of paper.*
Quote from: rachel25 on October 22, 2015, 05:13:10 PM
*sets fire to paper*
Hey, hey, you two! Behave!
*sets fire to floor*
Do you have any redbush? Or earl grey?
Not for pyromaniacs!
*Rach's room fills with fire-retardant foam.*
What do you find therapeutic about these. . . bubbles?
*Glares at Corn and Rachel.* "I was behaving." *Begins again.*
*sets fire to paper again*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 22, 2015, 07:12:20 PM
What do you find therapeutic about these. . . bubbles?
just....bubbles.
Vilu, what are you writing? Rachel, stop or no tea. At all. Whatsoever. For a week.
Rach can have bubble and she can have tea but no fire.
And Corn if you want to work on your core you can always join me in the gym. ;D
*sulks*
But bubbles, tea and fire.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 23, 2015, 03:05:22 AM
Rach can have bubble and she can have tea but no fire. Okay, Faiy.
And Corn if you want to work on your core you can always join me in the gym. ;D I'm going to take you up on that soon! :P
Quote from: rachel25 on October 23, 2015, 09:02:15 AM
*sulks*
But bubbles, tea and fire.
You never did tell me if you want sweet or unsweet tea.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 23, 2015, 01:23:52 AM
Vilu, what are you writing?
A story about a Troll and a Squirrel who angered a powerful Stoat and died.
This is why you are locked up Vilu you have fantasies of violence. It is not good for you.
*Wonders why Faiyloe and Skarzs aren't locked up.*
Fantasises of violence? I found the LOTR movies in your office. Don't ask me what I was doing there........
:D < Vilu
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Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 23, 2015, 03:43:06 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 23, 2015, 03:05:22 AM
Rach can have bubble and she can have tea but no fire. Okay, Faiy.
And Corn if you want to work on your core you can always join me in the gym. ;D I'm going to take you up on that soon! :P
Quote from: rachel25 on October 23, 2015, 09:02:15 AM
*sulks*
But bubbles, tea and fire.
You never did tell me if you want sweet or unsweet tea.
and I said do you have redbush or earl grey?
*I begin doing pull ups.*
*Continues Writing.*
*sets fire to paper again*
*Takes no notice of Rachel hallucinations.*
*sets Vilu's chair on fire*
*stabs Vilu*
*Hears noises coming from Rachel's cell.*
I'm not in a cell. I wander free.
I'd check with Faiy about that. She's overly powered here.
I put Rachel in your cell, Vilu.
;D
But I also wander free. My portals help me with that.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 23, 2015, 05:49:16 PM
I put Rachel in your cell, Vilu.
In that case.
*Bashes Rachel on the head with a chair leg.*
Rachel and Vilu! Behave!
Quote from: rachel25 on October 23, 2015, 04:43:05 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 23, 2015, 03:43:06 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 23, 2015, 03:05:22 AM
Rach can have bubble and she can have tea but no fire. Okay, Faiy.
And Corn if you want to work on your core you can always join me in the gym. ;D I'm going to take you up on that soon! :P
Quote from: rachel25 on October 23, 2015, 09:02:15 AM
*sulks*
But bubbles, tea and fire.
You never did tell me if you want sweet or unsweet tea.
and I said do you have redbush or earl grey?
Oh, sorry. *Pokes around* Yeah, we've got Redbush. Hang on a sec.
"You're giving her tea? She's burning things."
And who's the nuthead provoking her? You. Anyway, Faiy said she could have tea. And if she has tea, maybe she'll stop.
I was sitting there writing about Trolls and Squirrels and she just burned it, how is that provoking her?
Not just here, in my shop, and a few other places.
In your shop she tried to burn me first.
You're really trying to get all the blame on Rach, arencha?
Yes, Because it's all her fault.
No it ain't.
She joined the DDBs, it's her fault.
I don't care and no it isn't.
No matter what you say it is, always will be, and always was her fault.
It's BOTH of you two's faults. Okay?
Not OK.
You can't hit me with the chair, I set it on fire. I also stabbed you.
Ooh, redbush. Thank you, I really feel like a cup of tea right now.....and some ice cream but that's cus my throat hurts.
What flavor of ice cream, Rachy dear? Vilu, if you shut up and stop arguing you can have ice cream too. In fact, everyone can have ice cream if they behave! *Hands Rachy tea*
"Technically Rachel is the one abusing Vilu, he's just sitting there writing a story."
But I'm ill and mentally unbalanced.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 24, 2015, 12:22:28 AM
What flavor of ice cream, Rachy dear? Vilu, if you shut up and stop arguing you can have ice cream too. In fact, everyone can have ice cream if they behave! *Hands Rachy tea*
*sips tea*
Can I have chocolate ice cream. Or strawberry. Those are my favourites.
I request tea. Preferably chamomile, but lemon should suffice in it's absence.
*Sits in my cell* I'm bored; can I have a book?
I request transfer to a new cell.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 23, 2015, 11:45:52 PM
You can't hit me with the chair, I set it on fire. I also stabbed you.
Ooh, redbush. Thank you, I really feel like a cup of tea right now.....and some ice cream but that's cus my throat hurts.
I had two chairs and I doubt Faiy would allow stabbing.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 24, 2015, 12:34:30 AM
"Technically Rachel is the one abusing Vilu, he's just sitting there writing a story."
The sensible one.
Alright. It is Rachels fault. Skarzs what where you thinking. And *teleports Rachel back to her cell.* you don't run free.
*goes through portal and appears in hallway*
Where ice cream?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 24, 2015, 12:34:30 AM
"Technically Rachel is the one abusing Vilu, he's just sitting there writing a story."
Shush. Did I ask you? Also, please stop talking in quotes.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 24, 2015, 01:20:18 PM
But I'm ill and mentally unbalanced.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 24, 2015, 12:22:28 AM
What flavor of ice cream, Rachy dear? Vilu, if you shut up and stop arguing you can have ice cream too. In fact, everyone can have ice cream if they behave! *Hands Rachy tea*
*sips tea*
Can I have chocolate ice cream. Or strawberry. Those are my favourites.
Not a very good defense. Yeah, sure, chocolate ice cream comin' up.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 24, 2015, 01:25:48 PM
I request tea. Preferably chamomile, but lemon should suffice in it's absence.
Howza 'bout chamomile with an extra dash of lemon?
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 24, 2015, 09:13:54 PM
I request transfer to a new cell. Why?
Quote from: rachel25 on October 23, 2015, 11:45:52 PM
You can't hit me with the chair, I set it on fire. I also stabbed you.
Ooh, redbush. Thank you, I really feel like a cup of tea right now.....and some ice cream but that's cus my throat hurts.
I had two chairs and I doubt Faiy would allow stabbing. Who said? And no, we don't particularly liek stabbing.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 24, 2015, 12:34:30 AM
"Technically Rachel is the one abusing Vilu, he's just sitting there writing a story."
The sensible one. *Sighs*
Quote from: rachel25 on October 24, 2015, 11:44:37 PM
*goes through portal and appears in hallway*
Where ice cream?
*Is walking down hallway with a bowl of ice cream in my hand* HEY! Back in! Go on. Or I'll eat this chocolate ice cream myself.
*jumps through portal back into cell*
Ice cream
You're gonna stay in there, right, and be a good girl? *Hands Rach ice cream, but no spoon* Right?
"Is me talking in quotes hurting you?"
GODS WILL YOU STOP!
"I'm asking a simple question. If it is hurting you then I will cease to do so."
Oui! Oui, it is painful to my eyes and brain!
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkpxUIQg9-Ni2Al93eE5sGwo3yuCy8Fnn9wGVC8N2Z1txw_r6W)
Ok then, I will stop.
MERCI BEAUCOUP!
Lassen Sie mich aus dieser Zelle! Sie können mich nicht zurückhalten für immer!
¿Se me permite llamar a un abogado?
German and Spanish?
Yay me. :P
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 24, 2015, 09:44:29 PM
Skarzs what where you thinking.
Tests must be conducted.
No... just no. That always ends badly. Never let them mingle.
We must find out what our inmates' problems are, and strive to resolve them, so tests must be done. :P
BUBBLES
I'm feeling stable, I volunteer to do these tests.
I have a cold. Can I go home?
*opens up secret door in cell* Look, guys, Skarz has an ancient DDB interrogating room over here!
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 25, 2015, 03:28:32 AM
We must find out what our inmates' problems are, and strive to resolve them, so tests must be done. :P
*Raises hand.*
I don't have problems so I'd like to leave.
*has coughing fit*
Can I just go to bed. Home is far.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 25, 2015, 03:17:54 PM
*opens up secret door in cell* Look, guys, Skarz has an ancient DDB interrogating room over here!
Don't jump to conclusions. That was my cell at one time and you're looking at my food storage compartment.
You have an unstable mental history. I think you should be fired.
Also, I volunteer!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 26, 2015, 02:30:58 PM
You have an unstable mental history. I think you should be fired.
I'm fine; that mental illness was inflicted by someone else, and has since been permanently dealt with.
And Faiy doesn't seem to want me to conduct tests.
Is there a test I can take to prove my sanity? Not like it needs proving.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 26, 2015, 02:36:57 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 26, 2015, 02:30:58 PM
You have an unstable mental history. I think you should be fired.
I'm fine; that mental illness was inflicted by someone else, and has since been permanently dealt with.
And Faiy doesn't seem to want me to conduct tests.
I don't mind tests but these inmates are extremely unstable and violent for there own safety I think it is a bad idea to let certain ones mingle. I think Russa and LT and maybe Sage are safe to mingle but I don't know about the others. Izzy, Ash and Rachel are defiantly not allowed to mingle. If any violence ensues as a result of the mingling he or she will be returned to their cell immediately and there mingling rights revoked for an undetermined period.
It is not necessarily your sanity that is in question it is weather or not you will prove violent or destructive. I will let you mingle if you promise to behave.
I don't want to mingle, I want to leave. I have things that need attending to.
I must discus this with Skarzs...
No one's stopping you.
Why would you want to leave? It kinda nice here. Free food and lodging, they give us just about anything we want. There's a gym. Man this is the place to be.
Nice for people who don't have a past of trying to murder the owners. Because I like my Castles, Ships, Palaces, Mansions, and Cities better.
All right, I think it might be best if you stay here a little while longer...
When the beavers come you will be sorry.
Nonsense. You're talking gibberish now. "When the beavers come" indeed. . .
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 26, 2015, 04:01:57 PM
Why would you want to leave? It kinda nice here. Free food and lodging, they give us just about anything we want. There's a gym. Man this is the place to be.
It appears Sand is healing.
Skarzs seems to be suffering from memory lose, you should attend to that.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 26, 2015, 04:44:39 PM
memory lose
Not sure what that is, but I sure as heck don't have it.
I suddenly completely forgot how to spell the word.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 26, 2015, 04:42:07 PM
It appears Sand is healing.
Oh that's nice, but I want to stay now...
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 26, 2015, 04:46:04 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 26, 2015, 04:44:39 PM
memory lose
Not sure what that is, but I sure as heck don't have it.
XD Alright you need a vacation. You have been working to hard. *Hands Skarzs a signed order telling him to take a weak off* Now off with you, you need some leisure time. I can handle every thing here.
. . . But Faiy. . .
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 26, 2015, 04:53:35 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 26, 2015, 04:42:07 PM
It appears Sand is healing. I disagree, he wants to stay.
Oh that's nice, but I want to stay now...
Yeah, he's nearly ready.
No buts. You can get Peri to stand in for you here if you want but you need a brake.
I'm going to update the list before I go.
That actually is a good idea.
For once we agree.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 26, 2015, 05:33:29 PM
No buts. You can get Peri to stand in for you here if you want but you need a brake.
Or me? Maybe?
What does Skarzs do, exactly?
Your a great cook Corn but I don't think you would do well with a manager position, especially one with all that power, even if it is only temporary. I think it would go to your head.
So that's what messed him up, too much work and power.
I don't want to but I will do a small management position if you want. How hard could it be?
I don't think prisoners are allowed to help run the place.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 26, 2015, 07:11:54 PM
Your a great cook Corn but I don't think you would do well with a manager position, especially one with all that power, even if it is only temporary. I think it would go to your head.
Gee, thanks. *Sighs* Okay.
(:P)
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 26, 2015, 07:17:02 PM
I don't think prisoners are allowed to help run the place.
I prefer the term patients. And if you behave you may help with maintenance, things like cleaning and cooking. You will report to Corn and if you try anything you will be restricted to your cell again. *Lets LT out of his cell*
Prisoner: A person who has been captured or locked up.
Patient: An individual awaiting or under medical care and treatment.
To my knowledge you haven't treated any one. Just let them rot until they stopped posting.
Oh okay cool.
*Reports to Cornflor* Anything you need?
@Vilu: On multiple occasions where we have treated the patients here and several have walked way cured... though the forums can have a negative affect on people and they have had relapses. Some times it feels like we are fighting fire with gasoline but I it is a work in progress. However I do admit that you seem for the most part sane however the government has asked use to hold on to some of our more violent criminals which includes you and Izzy. Izzy has no hope for redemption however you may be able to be let out eventually on the grounds that you will not bother this facility.
Oh and I never thanked you for locking me up in the prison two years ago it started on of the best RP's I have ever been in, so thank you for that. I am sure Drimun would thank you as well if he wasn't busy being the puppet king of a tyrant.
Criminal?
So if I leave the prison Asylum alone I can leave?
Always a pleasure to lock up a rival.
So that's what he's up to now days.
That and try not to usurp any other topics.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 26, 2015, 07:30:35 PM
Oh okay cool.
*Reports to Cornflor* Anything you need?
Hmm. How are you at kneading dough?
*Floats along beneath the ceiling*
*Whispers* Coooooooooooooooooorn look at the SP thread.
Kneading dough... I have no idea but I'm willing to learn.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 26, 2015, 07:47:14 PM
That and try not to usurp any other topics.
What ever gave you the idea I would bo that?
Lets just say I know you well.
*Promises not to usurp other topics and to leave this one alone.* Can I go now?
Well I have to get the ok from Skarzs and he is on vacation so when he gets back we can get all the paperwork out of the way, But I promise that if you brake your end of the deal I will have no choice but to put you right back here.
They made phones for a reason.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 26, 2015, 08:11:04 PM
They made phones for a reason.
Yes, so Jason Bourne can make threatening calls.
I don't know who that is.
Think James Bond but not British.
I've never seen James Bond, but I know he's a spy.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 26, 2015, 08:11:04 PM
They made phones for a reason.
::) He is on vacation for a reason.
How long till he's back?
He will be back next week
Can't I leave know and come back when it's time for all that?
That is not how it works.
Can I roam around the Asylum then?
Alright but remember if you try anything you will be lock up again.
I will make sure he does nothing to put anyone in danger or to leave this place without permission, if you want.
Just keep an eye on him... If you start anything I will hold you accountable and you will be the one in a cell.
*heads to My Old Office.* 1 hour latter. . . "I never understood why it is so far back."
*goes to bed and falls asleep never to be woken again*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 26, 2015, 07:54:16 PM
Kneading dough... I have no idea but I'm willing to learn.
It's easy. *Demonstrates* Think you can do it?
Hm, Ok I'll give it a shot. *Begins kneading.* Easy say, easy do.
*burrows into blankets and pillows and sleeps*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 26, 2015, 11:58:19 PM
Hm, Ok I'll give it a shot. *Begins kneading.* Easy say, easy do.
A little lighter and you'll be perfect! :) *Goes to make gravy*
*Closes door to office.*
*The office is completely empty* Sorry we had your stuff removed when you disappeared... or more like when I became in charge. ;)
*Presses hidden button on wall.* You didn't know about my hidden room. ;)
So I just do this all day?
What?
This,
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4079282/kneading-dough-o.gif)
*Can't see it.*
(https://notafederalist.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/tumblr_mxe002zeek1s5o5c8o1_500.gif)
I never knew Legolas was insane.
You can see it! Praise the heavens!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 27, 2015, 02:44:19 PM
So I just do this all day?
Nah, you can make it into biscuits now. *Hands Sand cup* Roll out the dough, then cut out the biscuits with this. After you cut out all the biscuits you can, put them on this cookie sheet *Cookie sheet appears from nowhere* Then repeat until the cookie sheet is full. Then come get me.
(https://notafederalist.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/tumblr_mxe002zeek1s5o5c8o1_500.gif)
My Lord of the Rings films arrived in the post today so I'm planning on maybe rewatching the first one tonight with me family. ;D
Always a good idea.
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/lotr/images/e/ea/Galadriel-all-shall-love-me-.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150806141820)
Gladariel is weird.
One ring to rule them all.
*Goes back to packing old office up.*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 27, 2015, 07:27:06 PM
Gladriel is weird.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 27, 2015, 07:27:06 PM
Gladriel is
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 27, 2015, 07:27:06 PM
Gladriel
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 27, 2015, 07:27:06 PM
Gladriel
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 27, 2015, 07:27:06 PM
Gladriel
(http://st.deviantart.net/emoticons/k/katana.gif)
???
Her name is Galadriel.
I knew something was missing.
(https://reprog.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/galadriel.jpeg)
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 27, 2015, 02:24:33 PM
*Presses hidden button on wall.* You didn't know about my hidden room. ;)
Actually I did. I had it demolished. *Secret door opens to a solid concrete wall*
*Glances at paper with directions to the insane asylum one last time before ringing the doorbell.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 27, 2015, 11:50:31 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 27, 2015, 02:24:33 PM
*Presses hidden button on wall.* You didn't know about my hidden room. ;)
Actually I did. I had it demolished. *Secret door opens to a solid concrete wall*
*manipulates Mist to create secret room*
London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, My Fair Lady
Build it up with wood and clay, wood and clay, wood and clay
Build it up with wood and clay, My Fair Lady
Wood and clay will wash away, wash away, wash away
Wood and clay will wash away, My Fair Lady
Build it up with bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar
Build it up with bricks and mortar, My Fair Lady
Bricks and mortar will not stay, will not stay, will not stay
Bricks and mortar will not stay, My Fair Lady
Build it up with iron and steel, iron and steel, iron and steel
Build it up with iron and steel, My Fair Lady
Iron and steel will bend and bow, bend and bow, bend and bow
Iron and steel will bend and bow, My Fair Lady
Build it up with silver and gold, silver and gold, silver and gold
Build it up with silver and gold, My Fair Lady
Silver and gold will be stolen away, stolen away, stolen away
Silver and gold will be stolen away, My Fair Lady
London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, My Fair Lady
*kills a froad and squishes it's body all over the office wall*
Quote from: Banya on October 28, 2015, 03:56:15 PM
London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, My Fair Lady
Build it up with wood and clay, wood and clay, wood and clay
Build it up with wood and clay, My Fair Lady
Wood and clay will wash away, wash away, wash away
Wood and clay will wash away, My Fair Lady
Build it up with bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar
Build it up with bricks and mortar, My Fair Lady
Bricks and mortar will not stay, will not stay, will not stay
Bricks and mortar will not stay, My Fair Lady
Build it up with iron and steel, iron and steel, iron and steel
Build it up with iron and steel, My Fair Lady
Iron and steel will bend and bow, bend and bow, bend and bow
Iron and steel will bend and bow, My Fair Lady
Build it up with silver and gold, silver and gold, silver and gold
Build it up with silver and gold, My Fair Lady
Silver and gold will be stolen away, stolen away, stolen away
Silver and gold will be stolen away, My Fair Lady
London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, My Fair Lady
Did you know that that song is actually about a Viking attack?
Really, I thought it was about the great London fires.
I've heard both theories. Viking attack, fire/age and deterioration. There's also a theory about human sacrifice you can find. I'm inclined to believe the age and deterioration theory, but the other two add a creepy twist to the creepy song that I like.
You know the Ring Around the Roses song is about the black death.
Yeah. Burning the bodies of the diseased dead. :)
Yup, pretty disturbing. By the way Faiy am I still Sub-manager? I need to go clean up froad off of Rachel's wall. Unless of course it was a hallucination.
Quote from: Perifæn on October 28, 2015, 02:06:09 AM
*Glances at paper with directions to the insane asylum one last time before ringing the doorbell.*
*Opens door* High glad you could find us. Do you mind helping out around here. At least until Skarzs gets back.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 28, 2015, 06:27:11 PM
Yup, pretty disturbing. By the way Faiy am I still Sub-manager? I need to go clean up froad off of Rachel's wall. Unless of course it was a hallucination.
You where never a sub-manager... ::) you are still a patient. And Rach had had hallucination problems for a while, along with violence.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on October 28, 2015, 06:05:51 PM
Quote from: Banya on October 28, 2015, 03:56:15 PM
London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, My Fair Lady
Build it up with wood and clay, wood and clay, wood and clay
Build it up with wood and clay, My Fair Lady
Wood and clay will wash away, wash away, wash away
Wood and clay will wash away, My Fair Lady
Build it up with bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar
Build it up with bricks and mortar, My Fair Lady
Bricks and mortar will not stay, will not stay, will not stay
Bricks and mortar will not stay, My Fair Lady
Build it up with iron and steel, iron and steel, iron and steel
Build it up with iron and steel, My Fair Lady
Iron and steel will bend and bow, bend and bow, bend and bow
Iron and steel will bend and bow, My Fair Lady
Build it up with silver and gold, silver and gold, silver and gold
Build it up with silver and gold, My Fair Lady
Silver and gold will be stolen away, stolen away, stolen away
Silver and gold will be stolen away, My Fair Lady
London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, My Fair Lady
Did you know that that song is actually about a Viking attack?
Yes I did.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 28, 2015, 06:20:08 PM
You know the Ring Around the Roses song is about the black death.
I also knew that. Wow, I'm so knowledgeable. :P
I always thought Ring a Ring o' Roses being about the Black Death was common knowledge. The ring of roses is the ring shaped marks that appear on the skin and the pocket full of posies was one of the crazy theories they had about stopping the plague.
Yeah. I thought that everyone knew that too.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 28, 2015, 06:37:22 PM
You where never a sub-manager... ::) you are still a patient. And Rach had had hallucination problems for a while, along with violence.
Oh, okay well I'll just sit here making biscuits then...
*Comes to Faiy.*
What did you do with all my papers?
Put them some place you won't be able to find them.
Will you get them for me?
No you are still an inmate.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 28, 2015, 05:13:18 PM
*kills a froad and squishes it's body all over the office wall*
*Watches Rach scrub the wall with a sponge* How helpful.
Will you get them after you do all the paperwork with Skarzs?
Depends what is on them.
A few family maps, a book of my Grandfather's that was never published, a cake recipe, fan mail, letters from some friends, letters from some enemies, congratulations for winning The Pirate of the Year award, and a few old battle plans.
I keep the battle plans and you can have everything else.
OK, they were used anyway.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 28, 2015, 08:57:15 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 28, 2015, 05:13:18 PM
*kills a froad and squishes it's body all over the office wall*
*Watches Rach scrub the wall with a sponge* How helpful.
I glad to see Russa is wearing
happy goggles which make distressing things look normal.
*To Faiy.* "And what did you do with my Ceremonial Sword?"
(Skarzs didn't like how it looked so he made it into a potato peeler.)
Good you're back, Faiy has work for you.
Skarzs isn't here. This is only an information-giving post.
*starts carving symbols into the walls*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 29, 2015, 11:00:41 PM
Skarzs isn't here. This is only an information-giving post.
::)
*opens portal and leaves cell and goes into office*
Quote from: rachel25 on October 28, 2015, 11:55:47 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 28, 2015, 08:57:15 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 28, 2015, 05:13:18 PM
*kills a froad and squishes it's body all over the office wall*
*Watches Rach scrub the wall with a sponge* How helpful.
I glad to see Russa is wearing happy goggles which make distressing things look normal.
I took the batteries out (and I'm only wearing them because I think they look cool. 8) ).
*Watches Rach jump around her cell.*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 29, 2015, 07:27:05 PM
*To Faiy.* "And what did you do with my Ceremonial Sword?"
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 28, 2015, 06:37:22 PM
*Opens door* High glad you could find us. Do you mind helping out around here. At least until Skarzs gets back.
I would be glad to. After you tell me a bit about the patients I will see what I can do help?
Iced lemon tea, please.
*Taps Faiy on the shoulder.* What did you do with my Ceremonial Sword? Oh. Peri you're here. Stay away from everyone else, they're all insane.
Cook's goin' on leave, y'all. See ya.
*Groans.* Now we have to eat Sand's bread.
*screams and smashes through walls*
*Wonders why Rachel is screaming.*
*eats bag of marshmallows*
*Is still waiting for Faiy to answer even though I've asked three times.*
*is waiting for Faiyloe to come online*
*Stands impatiently.*
*eats marshmallows*
*Is relived to see Faiyloe is online.*
*is also relieved*
*Waits for her to finish posting in the Gadna thing.*
*the Gadna thing is awesome*
It was only recently that I realized it was Gadna and not Ganda.
::)
I never cared enough to actually read the name.
Ouch. Its the two year anniversary today since we started it.
What ever happened to Glantrin?
Skarzs already told you that he melted it. I told him it was a bad idea but he insisted it was an eyesore and needed to be recycled. And Glantrin Became an evil overlording tyrant.
Who now rules Gadna and is conquering everywhere nearby.
I always knew I liked him. That's alright about the sword I have about 60.
Hmmm.
Can I have some extra blankets? *Shivers*
*Hugs self*
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Faiyloe, is Skarzs back yet?
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REBELLION! *Gives everybody pitchforks and torches*
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*starts shooting at anything that moves*
*doesn't move*
*shoots anything that breaths*
*drinks water and uses gills instead of lungs*
HE MOVED! *shoots Sage*
Didn't I mention that I used my telekenisis to move the water into my already open mouth?
*Stops making biscuits and runs around the kitchen in a panic.* Alarm, alarm! Faiy the inmates are revolting what should I do! What should I do! They will think I'm a not one of them anymore, they'll shank me and rip out my teeth Ahhhhhhhhh!
*shoots Sage anyway and captures Sand and locks him in a tank of water full of jellyfish*
*Watches in amusement.*
*sets fire to Vilu's face*
*Is still immune to fire.*
It's special fire that I have made that will burn you.
*Is still immune to any fire.*
*shoots Vilu*
*Wonders if Rachel actually believes finger guns kill people.*
(I completely forgot who I was in here.....uhh may I join in again?)
^Of course! :D
*Picks the lock on my cell door with a bobby pin* *Teleports everyone else out of their cells with Faiy's teleporter thingy* *Gives everyone cake* Yay! :D *Hugs Freddy*
*Is still waiting for Skarzs.*
*smashes Vilu over the head with axe*
*Since Rachel doesn't have an ax I am unaffected .*
I got one from through a portal.
Walks innocently past the front of the Asylum.
*Opens the door and pulls Groddil inside* *Gives him a piece of cake and puts a party hat on his head* Welcome to the asylum! :D
Quote from: Groddil on November 06, 2015, 01:02:05 AM
Walks innocently past the front of the Asylum.
You just signed your death warrant.
Groddil starts crying.
"WAAAAAGH! WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE! AAAAARGH!"
*comes running, passing through the Asylum in lunatic mode*
"HEEELP! TROLL WARNING! TROLL WARNING!"
*Grabs Groddil on the way back in.* Hello. You can be assessed as soon as possible.
Quote from: Dotti Dillworthy on November 06, 2015, 05:34:17 AM
*comes running, passing through the Asylum in lunatic mode*
"HEEELP! TROLL WARNING! TROLL WARNING!"
Oh, hush. Just because I'm back doesn't mean I need an announcement for it.
Oops! *back to lunatic mode*
"I see Nargles in this place! With Wrackspurts on their heads! I'm gonna capture them off!"
REBELLION! *Smacks Skarzs over the head with chocolate cake*
Nargles' cake! Capture the Wrackspurts!
*gets chocolate cake and squashes at Ash's face*
*Comes up to Skarzs.* You'll be happy to hear that I'm graduating. You need to go talk to Faiy.
Glug-glug-glug!
*Wonders what that Gluging is.*
*smashes Vilu in the face with chocolate cake*
*collects the remaining chocolate icing and smacks on everyone present.*
*eats it*
Quote from: rachel25 on November 06, 2015, 05:23:26 PM
*smashes Vilu in the face with chocolate cake*
*Isn't in Rachel's cell.*
The Insane Asylum is the tenth most popular topic by posts, Why?
No one's in their cells because we're rebelling. And I don't know.
Hallucinating not rebelling.
No rebelling.
Insane people can be so stubborn sometimes.
I'm criminally insane. I don't hallucinate.
I was never Insane apparently the government use this place to hold dangerous criminals. A.K.A. Me, Izeroth, and Skarzs.
I'm a pyromaniac.
Of course you are.
Indeed.
*Is still waiting for Skarzs and Faiyloe to finish with paperwork.*
*runs around like a chicken with her head cut off* lol
*Eats an apple*
*Sits quietly*
*sets Amber on fire*
"Ohhhhhh burnnnnn!!!" *laughs hysterically*
*sets Tiria on fire*
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!" *runs in the tall dry grass* (not really, just a quote) *tries to find water*
*Dumps a ton of chemical sewage on Tiria* I hope this helps!
*stares at Ash* Well thanks a lot! Now I just smell bad :o
And you're even more on fire. ;D
*Starts grabbing people and tossing them back into cells.* Order must be established!
*bangs head against cell* now I stink and have a head ache!!
*Brings Tiria to shower room.* Go in, get washed, get out.
*swops water out for oil and sets fire to it*
Thankfully, that was in the wrong shower room. *Throws Rachel back into a cell.*
*Smashes face against wall.*
"HATE YOU! WANT COMFY ROOM!"
Can we have some food? Me and Freddy haven't eaten in days!
*opens portal and gets out and then sets fire to office*
*Was behaving so is not in cell.* Skarzs!
*manical laugh*
Skarzs!
*manical laugh*
Where is that troll?
*MANICAL LAUGH*
Show me that troll! *wand out* Accio Skarzs!
*Looks impatient.*
Come out Skarzs! Accio Skarzs! *points wand up high*
*Is still drowning in a tank full of jellyfish.*
Still no Skarzs?! I want revenge! *pours a box of thumbtacks into the floor*
*Is wearing shoes with metal soles. Walks to Kitchen to see if there's any food.*
Quote from: Groddil on November 08, 2015, 12:17:10 AM
*Smashes face against wall.*
"HATE YOU! WANT COMFY ROOM!"
Didn't ask nicely. And your room should be plenty comfortable, what with soft padded walls, nice padded bed and chair, and even a reading lamp.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 08, 2015, 06:14:11 PM
Can we have some food? Me and Freddy haven't eaten in days!
*Gives Russa corn dog.*
Quote from: Dotti Dillworthy on November 09, 2015, 04:17:24 PM
Come out Skarzs! Accio Skarzs! *points wand up high*
*Takes wand and puts Dotti in a cell.* Stop that. Now if you behave you can have apple bread this evening.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 09, 2015, 04:23:58 PM
*Is still drowning in a tank full of jellyfish.*
*Drags Sandpaw out of shower.* You're not drowning in jellyfish, you were only bathing! Now use this towel and clean yourself up.
*Rubs temples.* Ohh, I go on vacation and this is what happens?
*Is still walking to kitchen.* Skarzs!
*sticks a jellyfish to Sand's face*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 09, 2015, 04:43:20 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 08, 2015, 06:14:11 PM
Can we have some food? Me and Freddy haven't eaten in days!
*Gives Russa corn dog.*
*Eats half of the corn dog and gives the other half to Freddy* Can I have a glass of water, please?
SkaaaAAAAAaaaaarzs, Rachel is putting a jellyfish on my face.
*Arrives in Kitchen*
*ties a squid to Sand's back*
*Wonders who is screaming.*
*ties river snakes to Sand's legs and feet*
*runs out* I smellllllllllll BETTER!!!!!!!!!
*Hears two people screaming.*
*Tosses Tiria back in.* You're going to hurt yourself running into me one of these days. Rachel! Stop trying to tie my lunch to Sandpaw; it's not sanitary!
*Thinks Skarzs is ignoring me on purpose.* Skarzs!
What!
Have you talked to Faiy about my graduation yet?
Faiy's on vacation. We'll discuss it when we can.
*sulks and ties a sea gull to Sand's head*
*Sulks as well.*
I don't want to be in the same cell as Rachel anymore. >:(
Vacation! What's with people who run this place and vacation.
Neither of us have had vacation time so we were taking our opportunities.
(Also, 300 pages.)
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 09, 2015, 11:44:51 PM
*Sulks as well.*
I don't want to be in the same cell as Rachel anymore. >:(
We're not in the same cell. I cannot be contained and I am criminally insane.
This is also the tenth most popular topic by posts.
*pours acid down Russa's throat*
*Rubs stomach* Yum!
*snaps neck*
Oh my! Skarzs! Skarzs! Rachel just killed herself!
*snaps neck back and then snaps Russa's neck*
*Punches people to stop neck snapping*
*throws powder in the air to make them suffocate.*
Quote from: rachel25 on November 10, 2015, 04:54:01 PM
*snaps neck back and then snaps Russa's neck*
You must really hate holograms.
Quote from: Dotti Dillworthy on November 10, 2015, 04:55:08 PM
*throws powder in the air to make them suffocate.*
*Puts on a gas mask*
*Locks door and waits for Skarzs.*
*fills entire asylum with water*
*Knows she is imagining things.*
We should merge this and the 1000 pages topic.
I already post there as much as I can.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 10, 2015, 09:39:25 PM
*Knows she is imagining things.*
I've already told you I don't imagine things. I am criminally insane and a pyromaniac. ::)
Whatever.
Quote from: rachel25 on November 10, 2015, 07:37:50 PM
*fills entire asylum with water*
The asylum is bigger than just Russa's cell. *Puts Russa in a different cell.* I think I'm going to have to put Rachel in one of the special units. . .
*smashes wall with sledgehammer*
*Remembers the Special Units.*
*continues smashing and yelling*
*Wonders why Sand isn't in the kitchen.*
Because Skarzs locked me back up, I can get back to work as soon as Skarzs has the asylum back under control. I ain't coming out of hiding until Rachel can no longer harm me!
*Wonders how Sand's thoughts just entered my brain.*
*sneaks into the room Sand is in through the ventilation shaft and drops a giant squid on his head*
*Finds the burger I never got.*
*Yodels*
*Eats the burger I never got.*
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*Bumps topic to first page*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alright you guys, I may have been gone for a while, but now it's time to have order in this place again. Right, anyone who does anything bad shall be fed to the man-eating kittens. With Skarzs or Faiy's permission, of course.
No kittens...
Now that you and Skarzs are back will you work on my release papers?
I am putting this installation into cryogenic sleep until further notice.
Come squish me Skarz.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 28, 2015, 05:59:43 PM
I am putting this installation into cryogenic sleep until further notice.
Can I reserve a cryo-pod in the luxury department?
Can I have my cryo-pod awake me in the year 2552?
What is so special about that year?
It is the year he dies! >:D
Amber I believe I need to reevaluate your sanity.
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 28, 2015, 09:42:22 PM
What is so special about that year?
It's when Reach was glassed by the Covenant and, alter on in that year, the beginning of H:CE
What the- no you can not sleep that long... whatever that is Xp
Quote from: Faiyloe on December 28, 2015, 10:03:12 PM
Amber I believe I need to reevaluate your sanity.
No, I don't think you need to.
I'm still waiting on the yes for those papers, Faiy.
*Pushes thread to the top of the page* :D
anyone have need of a good meal?
YEEEES!!!!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 31, 2015, 10:13:39 PM
anyone have need of a good meal?
No one does.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 28, 2015, 05:59:43 PM
I am putting this installation into cryogenic sleep until further notice.
Oh, my apologies.
*Passes out food to everyone*
*Jumps on Amber* No! My job!
But you weren't doing it.
Because my boss told me not to!
But people are hungry!
Don't care, my job!
Well, I still passed it out. There's nothing you can do about it.
Skarzs! Rosie needs your entire staff and service! She has the worst case of insanity that I've ever seen! I ought to know what insanity is as I am also! ;D
*Runs away* You'll never catch me!!
*Catches Rosie.*
We must evaluate your condition.
How will you do that?
Tests. Questions.
Well, will you give me the test?
No. *Puts Rosie into a cryo chamber.*
You must wait for a time.
*Waits*
*Is in my cell singing a mournful dirge*
*Puts Skarzs in a cell*
I'm back, so get back in inmate.
None of your fantasies again.
*Thaws out Rosie.*
Alright, let's see what is going on.
*Puts Rosie in a room filled with stuffed animals and a small box cutter, but otherwise empty save for a chair.* What is your reaction to this room?
Oh dear, the inmate appears to be hallucinating.
You're one to talk.
Eenie meenie moinee moe, catch a Tiger by ze toe if, nyet, vait! Ah'm zorry! - 'ere'z yer toe back! Nae, vait! Pleaze- *Iz eaten by zaid Tiger*
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 09, 2017, 01:52:02 PM
None of your fantasies again.
*Thaws out Rosie.*
Alright, let's see what is going on.
*Puts Rosie in a room filled with stuffed animals and a small box cutter, but otherwise empty save for a chair.* What is your reaction to this room?
*saws the legs of the chair off and puts them in a square formation*
*picks up the stuffed animals and plays with them in the square while pretending it's a house*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 09, 2017, 12:08:39 PM
*Puts Skarzs in a cell*
I'm back, so get back in inmate.
You had the Asylum in the other forum, let the true master of the Insane return to his rightful throne! ;D
Hmmm, the safety standards here at this establishment haven't improved much since my last inspection. I'll have to do a repeat analysis, you might want to speak to your staff about finding new jobs elsewhere. From my initial overview things are looking grim for the continual operation of this asylum. :-\
So... did I pass?
*Flips in wearing ninja garb and frees Russa and Rosie*
Uh-oh, Skarzs we have a hacelluntionationing inmate over in cell block 351.
*Knocks out Del with the hilt of my sword*
Ninja swords didn't have hilts. Now
cutpun intended that out.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 11, 2017, 04:45:32 PM
So... did I pass?
. . . Not yet. That was an interesting show of imagination and ingenuity, but you also appear to be very destructive. This test has been inconclusive.
On to the next!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on May 10, 2017, 02:36:34 AM
Hmmm, the safety standards here at this establishment haven't improved much since my last inspection. I'll have to do a repeat analysis, you might want to speak to your staff about finding new jobs elsewhere. From my initial overview things are looking grim for the continual operation of this asylum. :-\
Since when, you pompous toad? None of the inmates have ever escaped the asylum, and you are not taking into consideration the manner of creatures I have to contain.
*Screams*
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 12, 2017, 06:21:51 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 11, 2017, 04:45:32 PM
So... did I pass?
. . . Not yet. That was an interesting show of imagination and ingenuity, but you also appear to be very destructive. This test has been inconclusive.
On to the next!
Yay! So, what's next?
Zere iz alvayz eatin' Mangoez...
*Walks in wearing a lab coat* *pushes glasses up my nose and looks around* Good grief! I go to school and this is what happens. *sees LT and heads over to him* Good, I see you have been conducting an evaluation of this place.*Takes LT's clipboard from him and looks it over* I'm expecting a full report on my desk by tomorrow *Flips through the pages and then hands it back* I am going to need it if I am ever going to reform this institution. *stops to look at the "tests" Skarz is conducting* This is unscientific, how do you ever expect to come to a diagnosis. I have also been looking over this establishments records and I have found no file on successful treatments nor any attempts at finding them. Additionally, the living conditions that the patients are required to live in are atrocious. The first thing I am going to change is this absurd policy of isolation. There are to be regular scheduled social hours. Please adapt the extra mess hall into a social lounge, and take the necessary security precautions. I would like this to be implemented as soon as possible. Corn could you order some new magaziens and books to stock the lounge with and see about moving that big screen TV from Skarz's office into the new lounge as well.
*Ztartz eatin' a Mango* Ah loike Mangoez...Ah loike Cereal taae...Ah loike Cheeze taae...Mango Cheeze Cereal. 'mm.......................................
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 19, 2017, 02:28:35 AM
Mango Cheeze Cereal. 'mm.......................................
I now see why you are here in the asylum.
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 18, 2017, 08:50:05 PM
*Walks in wearing a lab coat* *pushes glasses up my nose and looks around* Good grief! I go to school and this is what happens. *sees LT and heads over to him* Good, I see you have been conducting an evaluation of this place.*Takes LT's clipboard from him and looks it over* I'm expecting a full report on my desk by tomorrow *Flips through the pages and then hands it back* I am going to need it if I am ever going to reform this institution. *stops to look at the "tests" Skarz is conducting* This is unscientific, how do you ever expect to come to a diagnosis. I have also been looking over this establishments records and I have found no file on successful treatments nor any attempts at finding them. Additionally, the living conditions that the patients are required to live in are atrocious. The first thing I am going to change is this absurd policy of isolation. There are to be regular scheduled social hours. Please adapt the extra mess hall into a social lounge, and take the necessary security precautions. I would like this to be implemented as soon as possible. Corn could you order some new magaziens and books to stock the lounge with and see about moving that big screen TV from Skarz's office into the new lounge as well.
Finally, someone sane! ;D
(Actual conversation between myself and Fay.)
Me: You're making me look bad.
Faiy: You don't need any help with that, here, at least.
Me: Ouch.
Faiy: You did try to feed everyone rubber rats.
Me: That was like two or three years ago. Right before I went crazy and you had to lock me up as well.
Faiy: ... Right... Your more recent stunt involved giving Rosie a box cutter! What were you thinking?!
Me: Test.
Faiy: If you could even call it a test.
Me: Why not?
Faiy: ... Well I suppose you could call it a test. Just a really bad one. The testing validity is extremely poor not to mention dangerous.
Me: That is the point. I was seeing how she would react to it. If she did something dangerous or just weird then I would take that into consideration. That was also only one test. But you just had to come in with your psychology and professionalism and take my asylum again.
(Why does everyone want my asylum?)
Faiy: Don't worry. You can keep your job. I think you would make a very good head of security and chief lab technician.
Me: Come to think of it that's not far from what I do anyways. . .
You are evil.
Faiy: Thank you. ;D
So. . . Yeah. Looks like you're all lucking out and having Faiyloe be the head of the asylum. (At least until she goes back to school, and then it will be all mine again. Mwah ha hah.)
Don't get your hopes up ;). Anyway, I have been thinking of giving everyone promotions.
Corn you are now the new Director of the Department of Patient Quality of Life (or the PQL Director for short). Don't worry you still get to keep your kitchen.
Amber, I am promoting you to Head Kitchen Attendant, you report to Corn. You will be in charge of stocking the kitchen, distributing meals to the patients, and helping prepare meals according to Corns instructions.
Rosie, you are the new Manager of Niceties, you also report to Corn. You will be in charge of collecting donations and distributing niceties to the patients.
LT, you are the new Health and Safety Manager. You report to me.
Yay, a promotion! ;D
. . . Who will I collect donations from?
Any willing party. I am sure the guests would love to donate to our cause. There is usually a flock of them loitering around the back gate.
Alright.
*Walks out to the back gate and places a basket with a sign saying 'Donations Appreciated!' outside the gate*
*Walks back to Faiy's office*
D'ya think a bake sale would attract some attention? I can make some mean blueberry muffins.
Sure, go right ahead. Just make sure to ok the use of the kitchen with Corn.
. . . Rosie was still under investigation. There were allegations against her sanity. Are you disregarding those, or is this how you are going to test her state?
Those allegation were made without any evidence to back them up. From here on out any claims to someone's sanity must be backed up by quotable evidence.
Nobody notices me... ;D
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Thanks for the promotion, Faiy! ;D
*Hands Del a mop* Here, you can sweep up the kitchen while I start making the food.
*Grabs mop and begins carrying it as if in a protest.*
*Chants* Down with the Troll! Down with the Troll!
He is down, I just demoted him.
Sweet! Thanks Faiy!
Whoa, whoa there. Amber, don't give mops to the inmates. *Takes broom away from Del, giving him the stinkeye* Go back to your cell. Amber sweetie, be a dear and give me an inventory of the kitchens? Go ahead with those muffins Rosie.
Why can't Del have a mop? He was just gonna clean the floor. The inmates need something to do.
Great! Thanks Corn!
*Grabs fistfuls of flour and sugar and throws them in a bowl*
*Adds garlic and cheese to the mix*
*Splashes milk into the bowl and stirs*
*Sprinkles in the blueberries*
Ready for the oven! Amber, wanna try the batter?
Del can have a mop if he behaves himself. Just keep an eye on him and let me or Skarz know if he starts getting out of hand.
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 20, 2017, 12:25:59 AM
Del can have a mop if he behaves himself. Just keep an eye on him and let me or Skarz know if he starts getting out of hand.
Don't worry, he'll be a good boy. ;D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 20, 2017, 12:11:12 AM
Great! Thanks Corn!
*Grabs fistfuls of flour and sugar and throws them in a bowl*
*Adds garlic and cheese to the mix*
*Splashes milk into the bowl and stirs*
*Sprinkles in the blueberries*
Ready for the oven! Amber, wanna try the batter?
*Didn't actually see what Rosie put into the batter* Sure! *Has a taste of it* *Coughs and gags* It's... *Takes a drink of water* ...interesting. *Smiles fakely* What did you put in it?
Just flour, sugar, garlic, cheese, milk, and blueberries. It's an old family recipe and I heard guests adore the stuff. ;D
I think we may get evidence soon. . .
/me starts climbing the walls and the ceiling, stealing various foods from the kitchen and stealing them.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 20, 2017, 12:54:07 AM
Just flour, sugar, garlic, cheese, milk, and blueberries. It's an old family recipe and I heard guests adore the stuff. ;D
Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure Guests are the only ones who would want to try it...Quote from: Delthion on May 20, 2017, 01:58:27 AM
/me starts climbing the walls and the ceiling, stealing various foods from the kitchen and stealing them.
Naughty Del! *Grabs a broom and jabs at Del with the handle* Get down from there!
/me takes broom, feasts upon it.
You actually were acting sane a moment ago, Del. What happened? Why must you be this way?!
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 20, 2017, 02:23:49 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 20, 2017, 12:54:07 AM
Just flour, sugar, garlic, cheese, milk, and blueberries. It's an old family recipe and I heard guests adore the stuff. ;D
Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure Guests are the only ones who would want to try it...
Hmm?
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 20, 2017, 06:35:47 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 20, 2017, 02:23:49 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 20, 2017, 12:54:07 AM
Just flour, sugar, garlic, cheese, milk, and blueberries. It's an old family recipe and I heard guests adore the stuff. ;D
Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure Guests are the only ones who would want to try it...
Hmm?
Um, well... *Sigh* Basically, these things are disgusting and you need to dispose of them before someone eats them and gets poisoned and
dies.
But... I... *sniff* I was j-just *Starts sobbing*
*Feels like an idiot* Er... eh... It's just that, garlic and cheese aren't things you put in muffins. Besides that, I'm sure the muffins would taste great! *Smiles reassuringly*
O-okay... *wipes tears away*
/me steals all of the kitchen utensils.
I never said Del was allowed in the kitchen! No inmates in the kitchen, they could hurt themselves. *takes the utensils away from Del and leads him out of the kitchen and into the new patient lounge.* You can play with your mop in here.
As for Rosie's muffins *looks at them skeptically* Rosie has admitted to being a guest for quite a while, I trust her judgment on their culinary preferences... Though I will say this was one of the reasons I didn't make her cook.
/me starts beating the floor with the mop handle, it eventually breaks and I start staring at a blank wall dejectedly.
Yay! *Tosses muffin tray into the oven*
*Walks in*
A lemon is a mighty fruit.
Your point being?
Immediately I am suspicious.
A lemon is yellow.
Sooo, yellow is superior in some way?
yams tho
No, but they are yellow.
I like lemons.
That's perfectly alright. Just don't expect others to share that opinion. XD XP ;x
*Opens the oven door and a puff of smoke comes out*
They're done!
*takes muffing tray out and leaves the burnt black muffins to cool*
*Smoke alarm goes off and the sprinklers in the kitchen turn on.*
Rosie!
Alright. From here on out Corn and Amber do the cooking.
Lemons are like walls.
I enjoy the presence of walls.
How so?
Walls are solid objects.
Lemons are solid objects.
And what makes solidity so important?
You can walk on solid objects.
True, but what does that have to do with lemons?
I'm expecting: "You can walk on lemons."
be quiet Skarzs, I wasn't asking you, besides, you're messing with the test results.
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 26, 2017, 01:57:50 PM
be quiet Skarzs, I wasn't asking you, besides, you're messing with the test results.
._.
*pats Skarzs on the head* Don't worry Skarzs, if it makes you feel better I can ask you questions too.
It doesn't. :P
Then answer other people's questions. XD
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 26, 2017, 01:51:49 PM
I'm expecting: "You can walk on lemons."
That is true.
But what does walking on lemons have to do with your infatuation with them?
*Looks in at kitchen and sighs* Aaaammmmmber! Come clean this up! Where's my inventory list? Get a move on, girl!
Faiy, is there anything in particular I should serve for the next meal?
That is up to you. So long as everyone gets feed in a humane manner.
Oh and Skarzs, seeing as you are the head lab technician I would like you to get to work on a prototype for a new weapon. A teleporter gun, the idea is that it teleports whatever you shoot at. Can you do that?
Sure. I'll just use part of the original teleporter for it.
Uh, what do you need it for?
For teleporting things XD
*Grins* Awesome! *Runs to kitchen and sees that it's still a mess* *Sighs* *Starts to clean it up*
/me starts blowing up balloons, draws a smiley face that is supposed to represent my captor, and beats it with the broom handle.
*Walks in to the kitchen* Here's the inventory list, Corn! *Holds the list up* We're also running a bit low on flour and sugar and there are no apples left.
Quote from: Delthion on May 26, 2017, 11:04:19 PM
/me starts blowing up balloons, draws a smiley face that is supposed to represent my captor, and beats it with the broom handle.
*Stares*
Well, it is your job to stock up when we start running low on food. You have a budget of $2000 a month to use on food. I suggest you do that.
*Takes broom away from Del* you need to be careful, you might hurt yourself. Now would you tell me why you are so angry at that balloon?
Because you are balloon.
Mm.
You are also represented by the balloon.
Clearly this one needs treatment.
Why are you so angry at me and Skarzs?
Because you hold me here.
You are here to keep you from hurting yourself or other people. I will do everything I can to make you better so that you may go home. If you are good I'll even give you outdoor privileges.
*Stops cleaning mess and takes list* Thanks, Amber. *Starts to make soup for the inmates* Tomorrow one of us will go stock up and we'll clean this kitchen from top to bottom.
*Wanders around the asylum*
So, what should I do now?
Help clean up the mess you help make in the kitchen.
*takes out my trusty toothbrush and starts scrubbing*
*Wipes counters and loads the dishwasher*
*Switches out Rosie's toothbrush for a cleaning cloth* Thanks Rosie! Unfortunately, scrubbing the walls with a toothbrush will take you all night. Try this cloth. :)
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 28, 2017, 08:49:09 PM
*Wipes counters and loads the dishwasher*
*Hands Amber broom*
I'll start in the pantry. Keep an eye on Rosie.
'Kay. *Starts sweeping*
*takes cloth and continues cleaning*
/me takes Rosie's cloth and eats it. Then runs away.
Hey! Give that back!
Here *hands Rosie a new cloth and follows Del* Skarzs are you done with that Prototype?
Nearly. I need to find a casing that won't wear out so quickly. . . everything comes in from Forum Games nowadays and has no real quality. Gotta get something shipped in from Roleplaying.
Alright, I guess I'm going to have to do this the old fashioned way *chases after Del and drags him back into the patient lounge* How did you get back into the kitchen?
*Gets the casing and puts the teleporter together.*
Little late. . . sorry.
/me eats the casing and the teleporter.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 29, 2017, 05:31:50 PM
Nearly. I need to find a casing that won't wear out so quickly. . . everything comes in from Forum Games nowadays and has no real quality. Gotta get something shipped in from Roleplaying.
I've heard Fan Fiction has the best stuff out there.
*Del gets teleported into his cell leaving the teleporter behind* *picks up teleporter and wipes it off.* Del why do you feel like you have to eat everything?
@Ash: true, to bad it is almost out of business.
Yeah it's a real shame. Cellars stuff is absolute bad stuff though, they make it without any quality control. Darned shame.
*Ztartz pokin' ze vav lookin' fer trap-doorz*
. . . Why would we install trap doors?
The better question is...why wouldn't you?!
HIAG seems to be suffering from paranoia. He has also been known to have elaborate hallucinations. Both are consistent with schizophrenia.
Can I be tested now?
No.
*Runs around in circles* I'm bored, what should I do now?
Find Faiy because otherwise I'm gonna start doing it my way.
::) Seriously, you guys are a bunch of children. You want to do it your way, then fine. You will be begging me to come back within the week.
/me eats effigies of Faiy.
It daeznae 'urt tae check.
Und zat remoindz me o' vone o' me favourite poemz.
Rozez are Red.
Violetz are Blue.
Ah'm a zchizophrenic-
Und zae am Ah.
*Keepz pokin' ze vav*
We couldn't find you.
/me adjusts his clipboard and monocle.
I'm just here to check to make sure this place meets all of our governmental standards...
*Screaming*
Violets aren't blue are they? Aren't they violet?
*Gasps* *Goes to google it*
More or less. But it's close enough to blue that it works for the rhyme.
And how did you gain entrance, Sunflash? Visitors must have written approval for appointments.
I believe he is turning himself in...
Voluntary institutionalization, aye. 'Tis proof enough I'm insane.
*Ztartz tae zet ze nearby curtainz on fire- Laughz gleefully vhoilzt daein' zae*
You're obsessed with fire aren't you?
Pyromaniacal, apparently.
Quote from: Sunflash the Mace on August 18, 2017, 12:09:35 AM
Voluntary institutionalization, aye. 'Tis proof enough I'm insane.
What makes you crazy, then?
Pyrocynical.
Pyrolunatic...
/me barges in, screaming unintelligibly and throwing cats in every direction.
*Catchez each Cat carefully und putz zem back on ze floor zae zey can run off und curl up in und on variouz zin'z; follovz by loightin' Andy'z 'air on fire*
CATS!!! *Catches a cat and hugs it*
*Tackles Andy.* Calm down or I'll have to sedate you!
/me gleefully sets each cat on fire.
*Saves all the cats and pushes Del into a cell*
*...After vhich Ah zet Del'z 'air on fire, along viz ze curtainz inzoide ze cell*
/me sets cats on fire. ;D
/me sits down calmly, producing smores ingredients from his backpack, and proceeds to use the fire on his hair to prepare them.
*Rezcuez av ze Catz from Del, tiez 'im up in a rope toightly, putz 'im in a coffin, clozez zaid coffin, und zen loightz zaid zaid coffin on fire*
*Runs from the kitchen with a pitcher of water* NOT THE CATS!!! *Shoos cats into kitchen and douses anything on fire* No fires in the parlor. Go to the mudroom. Or the kitchen. *Steals one of Andy's smores and walks back into kitchen*
/me pours Aquafina on Andy's head.
That isn't allowed, it's a fire hazard.
/me dramatically mourns the extinguished flame.
*Sets Andy's hair on fire again*
No fires in the parlor.
Would I be considered insane Skarzsles?
Ah vid loike tae propoze James be admitted tae ze Azylum, on ze groundz on zome o' ze follovin' 'Nevz' loinez from ze Loamhedge Abbey Forum (http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php).
Coming soon... the Revenge of the Staplers.
The Abacus Man was the greatest mathematician in the history of the United Confederation of Intergalactic Planets, and made sure that everyone everywhere and their dogs all knew it.
Zeze are zure zoignz zat 'e needz tae be infirmed!
*Pokez ze topic und zetz ze Azylum on fire vhoilzt laughin' gleefully*
*Yodels gleefully*
*Pokez ze topic again und zetz ze Azylum door on fire tae boot*
*Bump*
*Pours a bucket of water on the door*
*Zeein' zat zere dinnae zeem tae be any ztaff ze noo, gaez tae ze Kitchenz und ztartz zettin' tableclothz on fire, along viz bagz o' popcorn*
*Goes to the kitchen and starts making cookies* *Freddy mixes chocolate chips into the dough* *Freddy croaks happily*
Iz Freddy'z lazt name 'Mercury'?
Nope, his full name is Frederick Bartholomew Rudolph Hamish Quintin Jones...the third. :D
Quote from: Delthion on June 06, 2018, 11:29:10 PM
Major, zomebeazt gaet zat reference! *Zingz ze Beaker partz o' Ze Muppetz verzion o' Bohemian Rhapzody*
*Violent twitching*
Time to be physicked.
Ve could turn ze place intae a giant 'aunted hooze.
That's the fanfiction board.
Lol.
*Gaez tae get ze creepy zin'z tae put in ze roomz und ze rezt o' ze lot, includin' Invizible Tarantulaz*
If they're invisible, how are they creepy?
Treatment necessary.
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2018, 05:16:43 AM
If they're invisible, how are they creepy?
Becauze ye ken zey are zere, und ye can 'ear zem cravlin' aboot und feel zem cravlin' up yer back...
Yeah, you can sense creepiness with things other than your eyes. ::)
We shall see what froad milkshake does to the psyche.
Wonderful things I'm sure...hehehe
Froads are rare. *Hides Freddy behind a potted plant* How would you get one?
I have. . . Connections. Also, it's not a matter of "how would I" as much as "how did I."
*Holds up the froadshake.* Strawberry flavored.
Shouldn't a froadshake be froad flavored?
You guessed it.
So froads taste like strawberries?
No, I put strawberries in it.
*Sneaks away*
/me pushes Russa into vat of Froadshake.
Eew. *Climbs out of the vat* Where did you get enough froads for an entire vat of Froadshake?
I have. . . Sources.
Totally not an illegal froad farm.
Totally. *kicks froad shipment forms under the table*
*Immediately incinerates the forms.* What? Noooo. . .
*Freddy croaks happily* Freddy wants me to thank you for making his murderous froad cousins into Froadshakes. You really did him a favor. We thought we'd have to hire somebody, but you did it for free! *Shakes Skarzs's hand* Thank you.
Actually, we ARE his murderous cousins! *Plot Twist!*
*Freddy and I gasp in unison*
I swear I got them fresh after molting. . . Oh well. The next batch will be from new tadpoles.
Drink.
Und zen Ze Blob appeared in ze front doorvay...It began movin' clozer tae everybeazt...
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 22, 2018, 05:36:59 PM
Drink.
Okay, okay.
Me
(https://i.imgur.com/Ovoheik.gif)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 23, 2018, 01:50:30 AM
Und zen Ze Blob appeared in ze front doorvay...It began movin' clozer tae everybeazt...
Eew. *Throws a brick at
The Blob*
*Ze Blob iznae bozered by ze brick at av und continuez advancin'*
The only way to kill it is to eat it for dessert.
Incorrect. Zen tvill only eat ye from inzoide. Zere iz vone vay tae ztop it (but nae kill it) but Ah'm nae gaein' tae tell.
Alzae, Ze Invizible Tarantulaz 'ave been let looze in ze Inzane Azylum...Along viz a fev ozer zin'z. Enjoy!
The blind won't know they're invisible. *Blindfolds myself.*
*Ze CLICK-CLACK-CLICK-CLACK o' Tarantula feet can be 'eard av aboot*
Does that mean that the blind can see invisible things?!!!
*Puts in earplugs* *Throws another brick at The Blob*
It means that we can see what is invisible with our ears and nose and fingers! *Starts sniffing and feeling around.*
*Puts on gloves and clips a clothespin over my nose*
*Ze brick daeznae ztop Ze Blob, vhich comez clozer und beginz eatin' Skarzs*
Del.
Sorry, my bad.
/me eats Ze Blob
*Ze Blob eatz Del*
Ah. The cycle continues.
/me eats Ze Blob
;D
Nadaz drinks ze blob
/me shrinks Ze Blob
*
Ze Blob eatz Delthion...Und zen......Iz joined by:
Ze Zon O' Blob!!!!!!!*
Alzae, Ah zink ziz zhould be ze official zeme zong fer ze Inzane Azylum.
@The Witessss said you all needed to go to a mental institution. Welcome.
First off, I wasn't responsible for the wedding, sooo... I don't belong here.
you all belong here. No objections! >:D
*Quietly feeds Freddy a large meatloaf*
I have no more doubts about any of you. I know you all belong here. Whoever started this topic had some serious foreshadowing!!
Would you like some meatloaf?
I feed on fear, not meatloaf...
I was asking Wite. ;D
*Feeds on fear*
Do you want some meatloaf, Wite?
Is it going to make me insane, or poison me?
Don't accept any food from the inmates.
Quote from: The Witessss on January 19, 2019, 03:48:22 PM
I have no more doubts about any of you. I know you all belong here. Whoever started this topic had some serious foreshadowing!!
I started it. I am the warden, the doctor, and fellow inmate.
You are now in a cell, Wite.
That may be nessicary, for your own sakes.
Hey jailer! My feet are cold, get me a blanket.
I am not a jailor, I am a physician.
Tell me, Witessss, why are you so afraid of the others?
*Feet turn to ice blocks. Remembering the days of Beatrice*
Quote from: The Witessss on January 19, 2019, 04:02:48 PM
Is it going to make me insane, or poison me?
What? No, no, no! It's perfectly normal meatloaf. :D
Things changed for Beatrice, when Steve Jobs created the Macintosh...
(https://media.giphy.com/media/GoYG4cCQ21z9K/giphy.gif)
M'kay.
Actually, then yes, I do want some meaty loaf
To answer Skarz' question:
They feed things named 'Freddy' meatloaf.
They post weird dancing bees
They ship people on their first day
They use weird abbreviations that I don't understand and had to ask somebody
They follow some of my advice (nobody does that)
They speak like they only use v's and z's
They appreciate cats
They actually say they need a insane asylum
They then ask me why I am afraid
Beatrice fell to the clutches, of something called jealousy...
*Hands Wite a meatloaf* Enjoy!
Freddy is my friend. He is a froad. He likes meatloaf.
Beatrice felt like she had nothing left to live for when she saw The Tandy 200, and it's capabilities...
(https://vintagecomputer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/tandy-200.jpg)
How nice.
Why are you like this.
So Russa can talk about her frode, but I can't talk about my Beatrice?
Quote from: The Witessss on January 19, 2019, 04:16:28 PM
Actually, then yes, I do want some meaty loaf
To answer Skarz' question:
They feed things named 'Freddy' meatloaf.
They post weird dancing bees
They ship people on their first day
They use weird abbreviations that I don't understand and had to ask somebody
They follow some of my advice (nobody does that)
They speak like they only use v's and z's
They appreciate cats
They actually say they need a insane asylum
They then ask me why I am afraid
Hush, don't worry. Sometimes it's good to be afraid of some things. But these people don't want to hurt you. Your anxiety brought you here, and I'm going to try to help.
Poor Russa hallucinates about having a pet froad named Freddy. That's why she's here.
Some people have ADD and find silly ways to amuse themselves like posting pictures.
HeadInAnotherGalaxy is most definitely insane, and he is proud of it. Him, you should probably be afraid of. But don't be racist, he's a lizard/weasel with an accent.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 19, 2019, 04:26:58 PM
So Russia can talk about her frode, but I can't talk about my Beatrice?
Russia has a froad too? Cool!
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 19, 2019, 04:27:05 PM
Poor Russa hallucinates about having a pet froad named Freddy. That's why she's here.
Um, I was here before I met Freddy.
'ADD', huh? More abbreiviations???
Attention deficit disorder.
Yes.
I assume that is what you have?
Me? I don't think so.
I have my doubts about all of you people..
I'm worried about Del. He hasn't spoken in a while. Which leads me to believe that he's up to something...
Your suspicions are probably correct, though I am led to believe he is up to something much more sinister.
Quote from: The Witessss on January 19, 2019, 05:00:51 PM
I have my doubts about all of you people..
This still stands!
Do you think Del is sane? :P
Absolutely not!
No one does.
Now, Wites, I think it's time for you to calm down. I have a nice passed room ready for you.
no! i live in a free country!
Aaahh! she said the forbidden word.
It's not about taking away your freedom, it's about making sure you don't overextend your freedom. Now get in, it's comfy.
Hey quick question, do you have any pillows and blankets?
Yes. I'm not a dictator.
Great! can you hand me the remote? This show's boring me.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 19, 2019, 08:14:29 PM
It's not about taking away your freedom, it's about making sure you don't overextend your freedom. Now get in, it's comfy.
AAAAaaaaAAAHhhhhH! The dictator's trying to rebuke my freedom! Help! Quick! Lock him up!
*shoves Dictator Skarzs into the cell*
Don't worry, it's comfy!
Don't make this worse for yourself
Skarzs, my boy, would you mind bringing me a platter of meatloaf?
Bring me A pillow and blanket!
You have a pillow and blanket. And this isn't a short-order restaurant.
hey, Russa, can I have a froad named Fanny?
Isn't Russa's froad the last of his kind?
I hope not.
*A small froad hops in* This is Freddy's cousin Frances Frida Felicia Fleming. She just moved to the area and is having trouble making friends.
*picks up Frances and holds here close, then feeds here a large meaty loaf* BFFs already! ^-^ Thanks, Russa!
:D
Froad friendship eh?
No, it doesn't exist. It's a figmentation of her imagination.
It's my therapy froad.
*continues feeding Frances a meaty loaf*
*Writes down that Wite's state is deteriorating.*
Hey, dictator, my froad is cold! Bring me some fleecy sweaters! And more meaty loaves!
And my feet are cold!
My health is deteriorating because I'm cold! Child abuse!
Maybe if you actually USED your blankets you'd be fine.
Hmm, aren't you a smart one. Can my froad and I have a coloring book?
*wraps scanty cloth you call a blanket around myself and Frances*
*Wraps up in blankets and changes channel to America's Got Talent*
Skarzs, I feel like this dank cell isn't very conducive to healing my unhealthy mind. Do you have any other rooms available?
And my feet are cold, even with these blankets!
mine, too! :-[
You got any good books?
/me sits up right next to them.
Sorry, I ate them all.
*Watches local news instead*
can I have some books in Latin?
Stop making stuff up, guys. And this isn't a daycare.
*feeds Frances an extra-large meaty loaf to console her loss of Latin books*
Why am I even here? I'm not crazy... >:D
well, if you say you're not crazy, they just have more justification to lock you up. >:D
Indeed.
Well pray tell why are you here? :-\
Are you asking Wite or me? :P
Wite of course.
According to Skarz, I have fears (due thanks to you all you fellow asylum members for giving me fears).
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 22, 2019, 02:53:13 AM
Skarzs, I feel like this dank cell isn't very conducive to healing my unhealthy mind. Do you have any other rooms available?
No. Yours is fine. The hydrometer and thermostat say it is at healthy levels of humidity and temperature.
Quote from: The Witessss on January 24, 2019, 08:55:20 PM
According to Skarz, I have fears (due thanks to you all you fellow asylum members for giving me fears).
You have anxiety, which has now progressed to the point that you have developed schizophrenia, and are now seeing things such as "froads."
I think you are hallucinating that you are not seeing my froad.
If you don't give me something to eat, I just might have to take a nibble out of the froad. 8-)
NO! My froad. Here. Have some meaty loaves.
I don't eat meaty loaves! I want some shrimp.
get your own shrimp! *covers a pile of shrimp with my body*
Waiter!
Yes?
/me grins in delight at the sight of new inmates. Quickly eats Sheev.
Please stop. Witesss is much more tasty than I.
WHAT?!
No need to worry Sheev, I fully intend to eat both of you. ;D
Help...
But you're already eaten my little friend. ;D
???
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 25, 2019, 02:21:09 AM
Please stop. Witesss is much more than I.
Are you calling her fat? Shame on you, Sheev.
humph.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 25, 2019, 03:21:31 AM
Are you calling her fat? Shame on you, Sheev.
Typo. Lemme edit that lol.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 24, 2019, 10:51:44 PM
No. Yours is fine. The hydrometer and thermostat say it is at healthy levels of humidity and temperature.
Then why am I so cold and sad?
*has to feed Frances a cold meaty loaf because the room temp is so low*
*Feet start to freeze*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TestyThoughtfulEmeraldtreeskink-size_restricted.gif)
It's all in your head.
Can I at least have a mug of coffee to thaw my insides?
I need to consume food. Gourmet perhaps?
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 27, 2019, 03:16:19 PM
It's all in your head.
can I have a heater for my head, then??
*slams open doors* I leave to do reasrch for two years and this is what happens? I can't leave you lot alone for two seconds. Russa's twitching problem, you have her on too high a dose of antipsychotics, reduce the dosage and that should fix the problem. Also Skarz, anxiety can't cause schizophrenia. I would have to a full evaluation to find out exactly what is going on.
*shows up in a previously empty cell* Well, alright, then.
*Screams* There's black mold in the corner over there!
Quote from: Faiyloe on February 08, 2019, 07:56:48 PM
*slams open doors* I leave to do reasrch for two years and this is what happens? I can't leave you lot alone for two seconds.
Let that be a lesson to you.
guys, this is where adkldeda or whatever that maniac's name was should be. in a strait jacket with a gag.
Mm.
mmm-hum. absolutely.
Helloooo I'm back from my vacation. *Moves through the corridors pushing a cart* Who wants potato soup?
what kind of potato soup are you talking about? very particular.
I only want potato soup if it's got lots of cheese!
make that two!
*Happily hands out the bowls of soup and throws a bag of shredded cheese at Blue* That enough?
*catches the cheese and gently takes the bowl* More than! Potato soup is best when it's 40% cheese.
:D
I would very much like a corn dog.
Um, sorry, I've only got potato soup? I can make biscuits if you like.
Nah, you don't have to make biscuits. I'll just have the soup.
Nice! *Hands Russa a bowl of soup*
Can I have a bowl? No soup, just the bowl. I have plans for it.
D:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 09, 2019, 03:18:03 AM
Nice! *Hands Russa a bowl of soup*
Thanks! *Noisily slurps the soup*
*squints at Del*
I will only accept microwaved Broccoli and Cheddar soup, mostly cheese gloop.
*Places the bowl on Del's head like a hat* There you go, sir!
Sorry, Rosie, potato soup is all I've got. You can definitely put as much cheese as you like in it!
*Frowns*
Well then I am not taking aaaaaaaaany
*Eats my empty soup bowl* Delicious! :D
I'm so hungry I just might have to eat like Del. :P
Or you could try some potato soup. It's quite nice.
does this joint serve beef stroganoaf?
no
well, for Frances' sake i hope you have meaty loaves on hand, then.
*Tries do take a nibble at Frances*
excuse me, that is my froad you are nibbling!!
You think I care!? :-| :P
i had hoped, yes. *hides Fran behind me*
*Ze front doorz open*
*Zombiez entre, vhoilzt
Hammerfall muzic iz playin'*
*hides behind Fran*
Rosie, eat your soup or do I have to come over there and spoon feed you?
NEVER
Quote from: The Witessss on February 12, 2019, 12:24:25 AM
does this joint serve beef stroganoaf?
*puts on Anya costume*
I never cared for stroganoff!
I hunger for man flesh! >:D
Eeg.
?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 12, 2019, 11:21:31 PM
I hunger for man flesh! >:D
Hey, that's my thing! Find your own culinary pursuits in this forum...or else! ;D
You don't scare me bro...
we're all pigs.
*Distressed oinking*
*Fran starts oinking wildly* no, Fran! i was trying to lure him away from the humans, not actually saying we are pigs (hmmm.. although we very well may be..)
Sheev 'ave ye e'er read ze Ztar Varz Dark Empire trilogy? If ye loike Palpatine Ah zink ye vid loike zat.
I haven't actually. Thanks for the recommendation.
*Jugglez zree Herringz und a green Zalmon*
*waits for the fish like a baby bird* MINE!! MINE!!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 02, 2019, 11:44:59 PM
*Jugglez zree Herringz und a green Zalmon*
Such skill has never before been witnessed! *Hands Head a trophy*
Yes *Clap Clap Clap* Great Job! ;D :D :laugh:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 03, 2019, 02:48:19 PM
Such skill has never before been witnessed! *Hands Head a trophy*
*Jugglez ze trophy taae- everyzin' crazhez dovn und na' zmellz loike Fizh*
Hey guys what happening in here?
Head is giving a juggling demonstration.
Oh oh Oi want to watch do I need to pay or something
Nope, just wear this for protection. *Straps a large strainer on Kreg's head*
Okay thanks! *watches head intently*
*passes Head 2 more balls to juggle*
*accepts them graciously* Thanks!
*Gathp* An impostor! You're not Head!
What are you talking about? Of course I am. ::)
Lies!
Who me? That's not very nice.
Such deception! Where will it end?
Probably never. ;D
You fiend! What would your mother say?
Um...Hello?
She would? Really? Okay then.
Well what is she supposed to say?
I dunno. Maybe she'd tell you to be a good little boy and not steal unsuspecting jugglers' identities. Then maybe she'd kiss you fondly on the head and tell you not to stay out too long 'cause dinner will be ready soon. Maybe it's your favorite, Sweet 'n Sour Casserole Surprise.
Maybe. ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 14, 2019, 09:04:00 PM
I dunno. Maybe she'd tell you to be a good little boy and not steal unsuspecting jugglers' identities. Then maybe she'd kiss you fondly on the head and tell you not to stay out too long 'cause dinner will be ready soon. Maybe it's your favorite, Sweet 'n Sour Casserole Surprise.
That dish sounds rather sinister...
lol. :laugh:
Yup.
Hmm...I see the purpose of this topic now.
'oneztly, Ah didnae zet zat fire at ze Notre place in France. Tvaz nae me. Vhen ye 'ere aboot Dizneyvorld, may'apz...But nae zat Notre place!
*Ze Invizble Tarantulaz return; zeir CLICK-CLICK-CLICK'in' quoite audible, but zemzelvez unzeen*
*Screeching*
*Grabs a heavy book*
*Orders tarantula eating pug to find and eat the tarantulas*
*hits the spider with a book*
Zey're invizible. *Zetz fire tae more curtainz vhoilzt laughin' gleefully*
This is too crazy even by my stndards!
It's an insane asylum.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2019, 02:15:26 AM
This is too crazy even by my stndards!
Not by mine! *Runs around screaming crazily*
*Sits peacefully*
*Remains peaceful*
*Spills lemonade on Grey*
*Remains peaceful*
Hmm... *Rips a page out of Black and White*
*Remains peaceful* Black and White isnt that good anyways...
DO NOT DISRESPECT
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 30, 2019, 08:43:49 PM
*Remains peaceful* Black and White isnt that good anyways...
*Gasp* Hold on there, Grey....
It's my story. I mean like. I can say my opinion on it...
True, but we like it.
Yeah!
Well yeah... But you ripped a page out of it so not *that* much. I mean I like it too but...
Well...I actually ripped one of the blank pages out...so...
Yeah. Okay. I guess. I made this awkward didn't I?
You always do so it's not *that* bad.... ;D
...
BaW is probably one of my favorite fanfics.
Just kidding. ;D
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 30, 2019, 08:54:33 PM
BaW is probably one of my favorite fanfics.
Yeah, one of mine too.
Right.
Same.
Let's all be confused together! :)
:)
This *is* the Insane Asylum after all... :)
Sorry. I just didnt know what else to say.
Oh... What about "Hehehe"? :P
Hehehe
hehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehe
not sure what I'm laughing about...
It's Grey's trademark. :)
Hehehe is my go-to for when I dont know what to say. Which is often...
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 30, 2019, 09:04:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...
That's mine!
I don't get it...
My trademark! I always go "BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
There was no BW at the beginning...
True... Okay. You can keep it. :)
Kill them all
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You hear voices too?
Yes, of course.
kill them
All I hear are you guys...
I think it's my symbiote talking to me.
One-eye watches too many movies...
Yes, he does
For once, I agree with you, head.
SHUT UP, INNER ME!
Can outter you also be quiet?
No. One-Eye.
*Lookz oot ze vindov, zen hovlz*
What is he saying?
Lookz oot ze vindov, zen hovlz, you idiot
Hey, stop bullying me!
He says 'looks out the window, then howls'
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
I knew that, you idiot
I TOLD YOU TO STOP BULLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts crying*
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 05, 2019, 09:11:05 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
I knew that, you idiot
I TOLD YOU TO STOP BULLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts crying*
*Pats Jack on the head*
*Hands out tissue*
*Sniffs*
*Hugs*
*Watches from a distance* ;D
I belive you all could become great communists! Especially Jack's weird voice thing. ;D
If you are not crazy why are you here?
No, he is crazy. He's a communist!
Ha,Ha. ::)
I think communists have nice thoughts
WHY! I hate you head (I'm going to call you Com now. okay?)
Sounds good, Jack
Com seems like a great guy huh? Right guys? ;D
I hate Com.
I love Paul.
Bevare ze Pomegrantez! *Hovlz*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 16, 2019, 11:44:19 PM
Bevare ze Pomegrantez! *Hovlz*
*Barks* ;)
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 07, 2019, 09:54:56 PM
I belive you all could become great communists! ;D
I'll have to put that under thoughtful consideration. ;D
Don't you dare
Hmm... Pros and Cons....
All cons. No pros.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 17, 2019, 08:01:25 PM
All cons. No pros.
True. If I joined I'd get to be a slave... Couldn't have any contact with the outside world... I'd have to eat only a few potatoes a day. (Unless my superiors wanted them too) I wouldn't be allowed to ever know what's going on in the world... And I'd have to worship my leader nght and day...
Hmm...on second thought, Maybe I won't join. ;D
Yessssssssssss
High-Five!
*High fives*
:)
You do realize this has been going on for 5 years right? That is too long.
*On came ze Meteorz*
Yay!
Yipee!
*Next came ze Meatballz*
*Gathp* Just when we thought things couldn't get any better.
*Grabs a fork* Hmm... It's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs today...
Zae are ze quackz ztill runnin' ziz place, or dae ve get free reign again? *Zetz ze nearby curtainz on fire, zen hovlz*
Ach! I'm nae zure.
ScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScum
Hehehehehehe
Ah remember back vhen zat vid 'ave ztretched ze zcreen. Ach...
Ach...
Ach, aye!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 31, 2019, 03:09:56 AM
Ah remember back vhen zat vid 'ave ztretched ze zcreen. Ach...
RIP the good old days.
RIP? Must the good ol' days always die?
HehehekjwhA:L?GnmvBSL/f;jvb .
ScumScumScumScum
Mwahahahahaha
Good days, good days, hehehe Die! Die! Die!
Hehe
HehehehehahahahahaBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OJ*^U& H heheh ScumScumScumScum ..... BWHHAHAHAHAHA
O.o
Fearfearfear hehe
Be quietquiet, martinmouse
Hahaha
wild kittycatcat
Oneone double eye hehehe
Can we drop the whole 'mental patient' act?
Hehe
It's the insane aylum, what'd'ye expect?
Yes it's not like.... Heheheheheh...hahhahaha... HHAHAHAHAHAH- who stole my mittens? MITTENS, WHERE ARE YOU!!!???
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 31, 2019, 04:26:10 PM
Can we drop the whole 'mental patient' act?
*Hic* Why would you even say that?
|zgkfvnvj
Afrcazafrica
*Hic*
Need More! Wildkitty mitten hehehe
I will now go on a rage, and troll the entire forum, if you dont drop it.
Is it the kittycat part?
*Covers Freddy's young ears*
Ha
Who is freddy, btw?
A froad
I know but who?
Behold, ye olde writings.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 28, 2014, 04:10:41 AM
Freddy was raised in a pond by his mother (a frog) and his father (a toad) which makes him a froad. When he was but a tadpole his parents were killed by an evil troll named Szraks. He escaped into a swamp where I happened to be drowning; he saved my life and we became best friends. One day my friend Freddy traveled to Paris to visit some relations. When he came back I had been locked up in the asylum so Freddy did what every good froad should do - he snuck in and made sure he made it to me with stuff we can use to escape (no one knows yet).
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 31, 2019, 03:58:17 AM
RIP? Must the good ol' days always die?
Times they are a-changin'. This forum would be unrecognizable to the me of three years ago, or even two.
Anyway.
FREDDDYYYYYYYYYY. Would you like some soup? :D
Yes, he would.
Tomato or potato, broccoli, and cheese? Also, biscuit?
Is Szraks Skarzs?
51
*throws a shark* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
*Catches shark* Aah! What do I do with it now!? *Runs around with the shark*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 04, 2019, 06:04:36 AM
Tomato or potato, broccoli, and cheese? Also, biscuit?
Potato, please. And can we have two biscuits?
Quote from: Jack the Quick on August 04, 2019, 04:26:11 PM
Is Szraks Skarzs?
Perhaps a distant relation.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2019, 07:35:46 PM
*Catches shark* Aah! What do I do with it now!? *Runs around with the shark*
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 07, 2019, 12:22:28 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2019, 07:35:46 PM
*Catches shark* Aah! What do I do with it now!? *Runs around with the shark*
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo!
What a good idea! *Runs away while singing:* Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!
*The last thread that my sanity is hanging off of finally snaps*
*Cuts throat o escpe the horible music*
*Runs away from One-Eye while singing:*
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark!
*quietly bleeds out*
Come on, One-Eye, sing with me!
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark!
*Distant wailing*
Russian spies, hehehe
Nodrey? Nodrey? Where are you Nodrey?
Hello? Oh, Nodrey can't come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she's dead.
Hehehehehehe
Nodrey? Is she a Russian spy?
Is kitty-kitty a Russian spy?
Spies, spies! Russians, Russians! Kitty-kitty kitty-kitty! Nodrey, Nodrey!
I am so confused.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyoushouldbeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark!
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark!
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark!
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark!
Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go hunt!
*Beginz zingin' 'Vater Iz Vet'
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, Vater iz vet, Oh Vater iz vet. 'ov much vetter could Vater get? Nae any vetter at AV Ah bet, Oh Vater- Iz- Vet. Iznae ziz fun?
Nu.
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some cows
Ee i ee i oh
With a moo-moo here
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo
Everywhere a moo-moo
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some chicks
Ee i ee i o
With a cluck-cluck here
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck
Everywhere a cluck-cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some pigs
Ee i ee i o
With an oink-oink here
And an oink-oink there
Here an oink, there an oink
Everywhere an oink-oink
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o!
Let me tell ye a Duck ztory...
Voices! HAHAHA I hear voices... Voices... time to die!! Hahahaha!!!! Do you.. you.. want to.. Want to die???!?!??!!! HAHAHAAA
Bevare Ze Pomegranatez.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 29, 2019, 07:46:24 PM
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some cows
Ee i ee i oh
With a moo-moo here
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo
Everywhere a moo-moo
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some chicks
Ee i ee i o
With a cluck-cluck here
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck
Everywhere a cluck-cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o
And on his farm he had some pigs
Ee i ee i o
With an oink-oink here
And an oink-oink there
Here an oink, there an oink
Everywhere an oink-oink
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i o!
Any farmer will tell you that old MacDonald was as incompetent as farmers get. If all your animals are always screaming for attention you either aren't feeding them or aren't letting them drink.
Indeed. Feed 'im tae ze Alligatorz!
Voices! Voices in the walls!
'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May; Nutz in May, Nutz in May; 'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May on a cauld und frozty mornin'! Vhoop!
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Seatbelts everyone!
Lol.
^This is not going to be a normal field trip.
With the Frizz? No way!
Oooh...
Cruisin' on down Main Street. You're relaxed and feelin' good!
Next thing that you know, you're seeing...
Wa-ha-ha-hoo!
An octopus in the neighborhood?!
Surfin' on a sound wave
Swingin' through the stars
Take a left at your intestine
Take your second right past Mars
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 07, 2019, 06:18:28 PM
Next thing that you know, you're seeing...
Wa-ha-ha-hoo!
An octopus in the neighborhood?!
NOT IN MY HOOD!
Octopi 'ave zree 'eartz, by ze vay.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 12, 2019, 02:23:57 AM
Octopi 'ave zree 'eartz, by ze vay.
That's interesting.
Where were we? Oh yes...
On the Magic School Bus
Navigate a nostril
Climb on the Magic School Bus
Spank a plankton, too
On our Magic School Bus
Raft a river of lava
On the Magic School Bus
Such a fine thing to do!
'ov in ze vorld did ve get tae ziz? Ach...
Hiag, you are probably one of the more sane peeps here.
Ah doubt it. After av, Vater iz vet. Ach...
So strap your bones right to the seat,
Come on in and don't be shy
Just to make your day complete
You might get baked into a pie!
On The Magic School Bus!
Step inside, it's a wild ride!
Come on!
Ride on The Magic School Bus!
Beep, beep, beep!
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep bee... *Gasp* thatwasalotofbeepbeepbeeps
Bevare O' Ze Blob...(Zat'z an actual zong!)
Beware of the birds.
HAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA
Uh... Beware of the One-Eye.
^^^
Vhich vone, zough?
*breaks into hiag's cell and starts disembowling him*
I wonder if rubber's edible.
*is gnawing on rubber* Want sum'?
Sure! *Joins Kreg in eating the rubber* I wonder where the manager of this place has gone?
*screams*WHERES THE CEO!!!
I was seriously considering reviving this thread, until I got to about page three hundred and twenty.
(https://peluso1bfoodie.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/creepy-kid-with-pork-and-beans.jpg)
Oooh, baked beans! Can I have some?
The kid looks like he'd kill you if you ate his baked beans. Which makes sense, considering the topic this is in.
Stare into his soulless eyes.
Errrrr, no thanks.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 26, 2019, 01:45:26 PM
The kid looks like he'd kill you if you ate his baked beans. Which makes sense, considering the topic this is in.
HAHA he really does!
:D :D :D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 26, 2019, 04:16:25 PM
Stare into his soulless eyes.
*stares into his soulless eyes* That's kind of... fascinating, actually.
<_<
>_>
O_O
*Slowly edges away from Shisteer.*
Yik. Baked beans and pork.
Ssshhh! He'll hear you. D:
*Stares silently*
You eat my baked beans and I'll use them to fry your brains.
Cool, he has mind powers.
Ah, no, that's just me.
*Pulls straightjacket out of closet.*
Teer, do you think this'll fit you?
Ha!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2019, 03:48:49 PM
*Pulls straightjacket out of closet.*
Teer, do you think this'll fit you?
*studies jacket critically* Possibly. I could try it and see.
*Hands Shisteer the jacket.*
*puts jacket on and frowns thoughtfully* Not too bad, I guess. Why did I need a jacket?
Oh... no reason. ::)
Okay well, it's kind of hot in New Zealand so I'm going to take it off. Thank you for the kind something though.
You're welcome.
I still feel peckish for baked beans.
*These conditions can not help his spirits* "Strong warden Scarzs", I have fifteen silver alms in my hand. Take them in exchange for good eats.
*Starts cackling insanely* Hehehe, hahahahahah, little kittens, LITTLE KITTENS! Hehehehehe, knives... BWHAHAHAHAA
If you have kittens and knives, you should put the knives inside the kittens.
*Reads Shisteer's post*
:o
*Slowly and surreptitiously leaves the topic.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 04:02:40 AM
If you have penguins and knives, you should put the knives inside the penguins.
How do you feel now? Huh? I would like to point out that I disagree with both statements, the original and the edited, just so people don't think I could ever kill a kitten. Or a penguin. I might eat the chocolate penguins, and play exploding kittens, but I will not actually kill the real ones.
*Is now running out of the topic because my life depends on it.*
Why? I'm not going to kill you. Not on this topic anyway.
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 04:52:12 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 04:02:40 AM
If you have otters and knives, you should put the knives inside the otters.
How do you feel now? Huh? I would like to point out that I disagree with both statements, the original and the edited, just so people don't think I could ever kill a kitten. Or a penguin. I might eat the chocolate penguins, and play exploding kittens, but I will not actually kill the real ones.
A word of wise advise (coming from a teenage girl): Teenage girls are absolutely ridiculous creatures and you should
never heed their advise!
I'll keep that in mind.
Basically, sometimes you should heed their advice, but sometimes you should not.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 02:42:20 AM
A word of wise advise (coming from a teenage girl): Teenage girls are absolutely ridiculous creatures and you should never heed their advise!
So noted.
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 06:45:24 PM
Basically, sometimes you should heed their advice, but sometimes you should not.
No. I said never for a reason.
But you are a teenage girl, therefore we should not heed that advice. But as we are then heeding your advice, it must mean that you only have to heed it sometimes. I have chosen not to heed that specific advice.
Paradoxes are fun.
If you don't think about it... it still doesn't make any sense. Just accept it anyway.
It makes sense to me.
And that's why you are in here.
Bare in mind, you are also in here, Verdauga.
I hate to be that guy, but it's "bear" in mind.
And you are correct, but I can leave at any moment.
I'm not insane. However, it makes sense to me.
So I'll try to explain it: Teer advised us to never heed the advice of teenage girls. However, she's a teenage girl, so that advice shouldn't be heeded. That means you shouldn't never heed the advice of teenage girls. However, if you always heed their advice, then the advice Teer gave us should be heeded, but then we wouldn't heed their advice. That's a paradox. But if we don't heed that advice, and heed other advice from teenage girls, then we sometimes heed their advice.
So what Teer said means that we should sometimes heed the advice of teenage girls.
Nope, you should
never heed the advice of teenage girls, especially if the teenage girl in question is me.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 08, 2019, 04:27:03 PM
I hate to be that guy, but it's "bear" in mind.
No, I meant what I said. Your mind is bare, that's why you're here.
And as that is your advice, then
Quote from: Booklover on December 08, 2019, 05:41:48 PMYou advised us to never heed the advice of teenage girls. However, you're a teenage girl, so that advice shouldn't be heeded. That means you shouldn't never heed the advice of teenage girls. However, if you always heed their advice, then the advice you gave us should be heeded, but then we wouldn't heed their advice. That's a paradox. But if we don't heed that advice, and heed other advice from teenage girls, then we sometimes heed their advice.
So what you said means that we should sometimes heed the advice of teenage girls.
This sentence is a lie.
I am a liar.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 09, 2019, 07:42:14 AM
Nope, you should never heed the advice of teenage girls, especially if the teenage girl in question is me.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 08, 2019, 04:27:03 PM
I hate to be that guy, but it's "bear" in mind.
No, I meant what I said. Your mind is bare, that's why you're here.
;D
When you said 'bear in mind', I got a Christmas carol stuck in my head.
@MathLuk @One-Eye the wildcat @Grond I'll need your help setting up Sheev's new cell.
*Starts cleaning the cell.*
How can I help?
Get out the restraint jackets. One-eye can set up the locks on the cell, and I'll need all your help getting Sheev in here.
Need any more help?
Anyone I can get ahold of.
*Runs paws together* Alright then! Where shall we put Sheev? In the high tower? I hear that are scenic views up there. Or how 'bout the deep, deep, deep, deep, deep prisons cells. We haven't heard a complaint yet from 'em!
Hmmmmm.... I don't want his sisters mad at us....
About those basement cells... have we heard ANYTHING from them??
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2020, 07:21:19 PM
Hmmmmm.... I don't want his sisters mad at us....
Unless they helped us... Hmm...
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2020, 07:21:19 PM
About those basement cells... have we heard ANYTHING from them??
Nope. That's the point. ;D
Could always imprison them in another dimension or something. That might work.
Well, I don't want to make it too hard for them to visit their little megalomaniac. Instead of the deep, deep, deep, deep, deep prisons cells, how about we just put him in the deep, deep, deep prison cells. That sounds like the best option.
@Russa Nodrey Help me get
@Sheev Palpatine into the cell!
*Teleports Sheev inside the cell.*
OoOoh! I'll help you imprison Sheev! ^-^
Oh, thanks!
*Gathers up the cleaning supplies.*
Oh, we still have to make the locks.....no matter. Make sure he doesn't get through the door as I leave!
*Beelines to the door.*
*Tackles Sheev*
*Runs out, yeets the cleaning supplies down the hall, and holds the door for Russa.*
*Runs out of the cell and slams the door*
Whew! That was.....easier than I expected it to be, actually. Thanks.
No problem!
*Nails boards across the cell door* :D
To be clear my plan for domination was downsized. (Not deliberately) It seems I only have grand power on my four subjects. That may soon be corrected.
*Sheev is drowned out due to the hammering and drilling barring the door.*
*Starts building a brick wall in front of the cell door*
I'd like to speak to the man in charge.
I'll pass a message.
*Scoffs* I thought you couldn't hear me.
Now that we are finished barring you in, we can.
What's the message?
Just tell him a blast from Mt. Sheev has been reborn.
*Writes that down* Okay...
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 05, 2020, 12:27:23 AM
Just tell him a blast from Mt. Sheev has been reborn.
I'm gonna risk sounding rude, but that's the dumbest message I've ever heard.
He will understand.
...That might be even worse.
I don't think he will, though.
*Pours cement walls around the cell* *Leaves a walkie-talkie for Sheev* ... *Leaves a plate of cookies as well*
How can you leave him things if he's locked in the cell, which has cement walls and boards nailed to the door? And if you can, doesn't that mean that he may be able to escape through whatever hole you used to give him the walkie talkie and the cookies?
I teleported them in. Simple. Elegant. Classic.
*Escapes through the ventilation system*
It's a multi- port vent system. You'd have to fit through a two inch pipe in order to escape.
(Or, y'know, just go into another topic, but we don't mention that.)
*Realizes that won't work* Verdauga, I promise you if you break down the brick wall, open the door, and bring Skarzs... (Get this!) I won't try to run out the previously mentioned door. I just need to speak to him.
*Is suspicious*
*Digs a moat around Sheev's cell and fills it with acid*
Wait, so the Insane Asylum inhabitants get to drag others into the Insane Asylum? Who's even running this place?
Technically Skarzs.
That seems like a bad idea -_-
Which makes it quality content in the Cellars.
*Makes pie*
OoOoh.
But how would we know?
*Eats pie*
What flavour pie? What type of pie? Is it poultry pie and are you a duck? Is it Jenny's famous pie and is Halt getting annoyed at my multiple questions? Is it just a regular pie (define regular)?
That was good pie.
:'(
I'm surprised this topic went away, given the state of mind most of us have.
The Cellars is our insane asylum.
Truf
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/peanuts/images/3/31/Truffles.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140228234527)
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
How rude! That's my self-portrait.
Oh. Best if we don't kill it with fire then.
Lol. I'm just joking. That's a minor character from the Peanuts comic strips. She's named Truffles.
I've never had a truffle before.
YOU'VE NEVER-
........
Your education is sadly lacking. Make sure, when do try one, that you get a chocolate one. I don't know if you can get non-chocolate ones, but just in case.
Ah...I thought we were talking about mushrooms until now.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:10:25 AM
YOU'VE NEVER-
........
Your education is sadly lacking. Make sure, when do try one, that you get a chocolate one. I don't know if you can get non-chocolate ones, but just in case.
Meh. That's what I have to say to you. Meh.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 25, 2020, 01:16:11 PM
Ah...I thought we were talking about mushrooms until now.
:laugh:
My nickname used to be mushroom. Don't ask why. Let's see, who will be the first to disobey.
Hairstyle.
Hopefully.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 03:17:28 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:10:25 AM
YOU'VE NEVER-
........
Your education is sadly lacking. Make sure, when do try one, that you get a chocolate one. I don't know if you can get non-chocolate ones, but just in case.
Meh. That's what I have to say to you. Meh.
I could take offence at that.
But will you?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 27, 2020, 06:57:18 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 03:17:28 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 06:10:25 AM
YOU'VE NEVER-
........
Your education is sadly lacking. Make sure, when do try one, that you get a chocolate one. I don't know if you can get non-chocolate ones, but just in case.
Meh. That's what I have to say to you. Meh.
I could take a fence at that.
No, because that would be stealing. Well, I doubt he will, anyway.
It depends on whether vampires are in the area. If so, then I'd return it afterwards.
There might be. What type of vampire, or does it not matter?
The type that drinks blood.
And sparkles.
So, not a black-ribbon one, then, then. Even ones that don't drink human blood often have to drink some sort of blood, but in Discworld I don't think they do.
Ah. A Twilight one.
. . . . That is included, yes.
Also Alucard--I don't discriminate.
Did you know ekans is "snake" spelled backwards?
I could have worked it out if I wanted to.
And taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat.
And Exploding Kittens is a great game, especially with the expansions.
Imteresting.
*locks self in cell*
Why?
Come out here and enjoy the chaos.
because I'm going mad...
. . .to late. . .
Or not to late, that is the question.
Actually ze question iz: Vot iz vrong viz zociety? I' tiz but a microcozm in ze lonely Univerze...
42.
*shapeshifts Bookie* Booklover, you are a chook.
She isn't a good chook, though.
Can't you see I'm a square? Ah mean a hare, o' course!
Actually a mouse, but, y'know.
A mouse.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 16, 2020, 09:06:57 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 16, 2020, 09:00:34 PM
*shapeshifts Bookie* Booklover, you are a good chook.
You can't just
shapeshift a beast into a good chook. Morality doesn't work like that :laugh:
dude this is the cellars. (also, I'm a shapeshifter I can do that.)
Morality doesn't have shape, is what I mean. Thus, it can't be shapeshifted.
Boom.
::)
why would I think mad beasts would understand.
Lass, you have no power here. *eats some chicken*
*Is thinking about making an LotR reference, but decides against it.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 16, 2020, 11:16:42 PM
Lass, you have no power here. *eats some chicken*
first: <_<
second: I always have my power! no matter what!
*puts fingers in ears*
Nah, nah, nahnahnah. I'm not listening! I'm not listening!
*shrugs and contues drawing people being stabed*
Blah, blah, blah.
*splaters blood*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 16, 2020, 11:38:02 PM
*puts fingers in ears*
Nah, nah, nahnahnah. I'm not listening! I'm not listening!
*Pushes arms so that the fingers go, like,
way in her ears.*
Meanie!
you can't, she's way to tall.
I've had a growth spurt as of late. Those zombie pizzas were highly nutritious!
*is hanging upside down from...something, rocking back and forth and staring into the middle distance*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 12:32:39 AM
I've had a growth spurt as of late. Those zombie pizzas were highly nutritious!
-_-
and this is why I went mad.
*begins humming tunelessly as I swing back and forth, staring into the middle distance*
and who are you? the proud lord said; that I must bow so low~ only a cat of a diferent-*stops*
A butterfly will soon be born.
and then I can kill it.
A pretty little butterfly, wild and free.
eh.
Or so it thinks, from within the cage that holds it
*is annoyed*
*fells like Stabing anything just needs to kill!*
But it's own ignorance will let it live happy, unaware of the truth
until I come along and kill it :)
*stops humming tunelessly but continues swinging back and forth upside down staring into the middle distance*
Hello Ebb? are you ready to die? :)
*stares solemnly at Lass* No. But I doubt you'll respect that.
oh, don't worry, I will. :)
*Comes around a corner and sees Eb and Lass.*
The butterfly will soon come!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 16, 2020, 11:26:20 PM
*Is thinking about making an LotR reference, but decides against it.*
Why would you decide against it?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 02:14:25 PM
*Comes around a corner and sees Eb and Lass.*
The butterfly will soon come!
*Hovlz, zen zetz fire tae av o' ze curtainz o' ze Inzane Azylum*
*stops Lass, drops her and rolls her*
*Whispers to himself.* Lass is a curtain....
*is lulled to a peaceful rest by the warm crackling of the fire*
So many poor souls who need my help. Don't worry, I have enough rubber rooms for all of you.
*wakes up and runs away* Huh, you won't get me into any plastic cell!
Be free, young weevil! BE FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*runs into Kade, knocking him over and landing on top of him* Who're you calling a weevil, fluff ball?
*Smiles up happily at Teer.* Weevil (we will) all be free one day! Thanks for noticing my fluff, it's very truthful.
Oh. *helps Kade up* Let's make a dash for it while the cave troll's not looking.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 02:02:26 AM
Be free, young weevil! BE FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Silently sheds a tear* I will.
*Smiles at Russa, nodding in affirmation.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 02:21:22 AM
Oh. *helps Kade up* Let's make a dash for it while the cave troll's not looking.
I agree, you
are rather dashing today. So, where do our legs take us?
Out of the insane asylum, hopefully. *starts running for the door*
*Opens door* *Accidentally slams Teer with the door into the wall*
Hey guys! How are you all doing today?
(from behind the door) I was doing great until a moment ago. Thanks for asking.
Oh, what's wrong now?
Don't worry about it. *closes door* *accidentally slams Kreg with the door outside*
Our legs have not taken us far, dashing one.
*Opens the door again* *accidentally slams Teer into the wall*
What was that for?!
*slams Kreg outside again and moves away from the door*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 03:07:25 AM
Our legs have not taken us far, dashing one.
I know. I think we may have to find another exit. *runs back down the corridor*
*Goes back in though the door* *Starts running after Teer and Kade*
Why are you running away??!
*Whispers to Teer.* The fire follows!
Because we don't want to be locked up in the insane asylum.
Why else would we be running?
*stops* Hold on, I thought you got lost when I was six.
Nah. Me no los', me jus' sit quitee inna corna. You miss me?
Of course! *mentally hugs Sabina*
*Tilts head curiously.*
Then why did you come to this place?
*continues chatting with Sabina*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 02:14:25 PM
*Comes around a corner and sees Eb and Lass*
you can't, I'm in my cell, and I don't know were Ebby is...
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 04:22:02 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 02:14:25 PM
*Comes around a corner and sees Eb and Lass*
you can't, I'm in my cell, and I don't know were Ebby is...
That's just what your insanity tells you.
errr, okay...sorry, I'm new to this hole insanity thing...
No! Stop jumping in holes to die! Or falling, or slipping, or just going in them!
You seem infected by brain termites once more.
Quote from: Booklover on March 18, 2020, 11:46:17 AM
No! Stop jumping in holes to die! Or falling, or slipping, or just going in them!
err, what?
@The Skarzs please explan...
Inability to comprehend what others are saying. Very common.
*Begins stuffing any loose inmates into their special rooms.* Don't be alarmed. This is for your own good.
aah...*contiues stabing stuff*
Rubber roomz? Rubber burnz! Major! Ah'm ztill nae gaein' back in me room, zough! *Dizappearz intae ze ventilation zhaft*
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*gets stuffed into a rubber room* Hey, let me out of here! You have no basis for locking me up. You haven't done any tests or anything so you don't even know if I'm insane!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 04:52:01 PM
You seem infected by brain termites once more.
They're not brain termites, they're imaginary friends. I've got Sabina and Binker, though he hasn't said much so far.
*Got shoved into the same room as Teer. Falls over.*
Sabina sounds like a wonderful termite name. Does it do you a happy?
*sits on Kade*
I'll take that as a definite maybe.
*Tickles Teer's sides.*
*giggles, squirming delightedly*
>_>
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 06:18:10 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 18, 2020, 11:46:17 AM
No! Stop jumping in holes to die! Or falling, or slipping, or just going in them!
err, what?
@The Skarzs please explan...
While I may not be Skarzs, it was my comment you were talking about. You said:
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 10:30:22 AM
errr, okay...sorry, I'm new to this hole insanity thing...
And you misspelt 'whole' as 'hole'. So I advised you not to jump in holes to die, because recently you've said something about 'die in a hole' a lot.
*is still giggling, trying to get away from the tickles*
One day we shall find escape, but not today.
*Tickling continues.*
I suppose I could put my locksmithing skills to use.
*giggling continues*
Will that work? Mind palaces are fraught with wonder and the unknown.
*Briefly considers ending the tickles, but doesn't.*
Quote from: Booklover on March 18, 2020, 07:56:40 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 06:18:10 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 18, 2020, 11:46:17 AM
No! Stop jumping in holes to die! Or falling, or slipping, or just going in them!
err, what?
@The Skarzs please explan...
While I may not be Skarzs, it was my comment you were talking about. You said: Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 10:30:22 AM
errr, okay...sorry, I'm new to this hole insanity thing...
And you misspelt 'whole' as 'hole'. So I advised you not to jump in holes to die, because recently you've said something about 'die in a hole' a lot.
that's just my thing! along with spelling 'rule' roull!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 08:16:04 PM
Will that work? Mind palaces are fraught with wonder and the unknown.
*Briefly considers ending the tickles, but doesn't.*
It should work. This is not a mind palace, it's a place to unjustly hold prisoners for torture, so I should be able to pick whatever locks are on the doors.*keeps giggling*
This is a caged palace for those with minds too heavy or too light. Your point has entered my head, though, and it is seen. Shall we go, or have more tickles?
Much as I'd like more tickles, we should probably escape before the torture starts.
*gets off Kade and helps him to his paws*
*Pulls himself to his footpaws.*
I look forward to your persuasive nature with locks, dashing one.
*begins picking locks*
Save the love talk for your wife, fluffy one.
*finishes picking locks and opens door*
Let's go.
*Relocks door with a lock that cannot be picked.* You and Kade are acting erratically. You will be in separate rooms. Yours is here. It should be plenty big enough for you.
WHYYYYYYYYYYY! CHEEEESE!
Interesting.
Despite his words, he locked the door before our escape became a truth. We still exist in one space, for now. Also, I have no wife as of yet, and my "love talk" has yet to be witnessed. Sometimes you seem stranger than I.
*whacks something*
*Liztenz from zomevhere in ze ventilation zhaft*
*had already left the room before Skarzs locked the door*
I'm free! *runs away*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 09:20:36 PM
Despite his words, he locked the door before our escape became a truth. We still exist in one space, for now. Also, I have no wife as of yet, and my "love talk" has yet to be witnessed. Sometimes you seem stranger than I.
*This is the reason one does not build telepathic connections.*
*Does not understand the above, and so sits down.*
Once more, the frogs grow closer, and yet I remain. How can one explain such things?
Ach, zimple. Ze Frogz are a lie, along viz ze Cake.
A lie... yes, that does sound nice. *Lies down.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 09:20:36 PM
Despite his words, he locked the door before our escape became a truth. We still exist in one space, for now. Also, I have no wife as of yet, and my "love talk" has yet to be witnessed. Sometimes you seem stranger than I.
*stops running*
You called me dashing one, which is generally used to convey the fact that one thinks the other is facially pretty. And I didn't say you had a wife, I said to save it for your wife, meaning wait until you have a wife and then give her the love talk.*starts running again*
the sister has a point, Rivok.
*slides to a halt* Why do you call him that?
I also wonder this, it is a term often upon her lips as of late.
Mm, silly goose, recognizing one as pretty and commenting as such does not need to be linked to talks of love, though I will admit that it usually is. Truth is only truth, and describing it in any other way is fallacy.
words are what why mean, Rivok!
Indeed, and any context beyond that is placed by the individual, just as I said.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 10:27:50 PM
I also wonder this, it is a term often upon her lips as of late.
Mm, silly goose, recognizing one as pretty and commenting as such does not need to be linked to talks of love, though I will admit that it usually is. Truth is only truth, and describing it in any other way is fallacy.
Alrighty then, fair enough.
Mac-Cheese!
No! Kill it with fire!
*Falls into a fitful slumber.*
*stabs*
*joins Lass in stabbing the terrible piece of rubbish they call food*
<_<
It's a MacDonald's burger, Lass!
*Is eating the third of the mac&cheese that Teer and Lass aren't stabbing.*
>_>
*Rolls about his chamber, moaning and making a general ruckus.*
KADE, WAKE UP!!! It's just a dream.
*Slices off a piece of the hamburger and takes it and the mac&cheese.*
>_>
>_>
_>
>
*Leaves.*
*has successfully destroyed burger*
What did that hamburger ever do to you? Come with me, young lady, or I shall have to take more physical measures to suppress you.
*runs away*
*Jerks into wakefulness.*
I apologize... the infestation has grown.
*Realizes he made a hole in the wall in his sleep. Wanders out.*
It's alright. We gotta get out before the torturer uses more physical measures to suppress me.
*goes back and grabs Kade's paw, pulling him away from the rubber room*
*Is pulled along behind Teer.* Ah, for the sensation of artificial wind over fluffy fluff. May our legs carry true!
*skirts around Skarzs and heads for the door*
*Is still pulled along by Teer as they pass through the door.* A door is simply a portal by another name. I don't know if I agree.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 18, 2020, 10:57:15 PM
What did that hamburger ever do to you? Come with me, young lady, or I shall have to take more physical measures to suppress you.
If you dare touch her...
*goes into the portal*
*Is pulled along into the portal as well.* Ah, a literal portal. How invigorating.
*growls at Skarzs*
*finds self teleported to another rubber room* Ugh! Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!
*Finds self teleported to a calm meadow on a spring morning.*
I am free, yet alone. Is this the truth of life? If so, I care not for it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 11:37:41 PM
*finds self teleported to another rubber room* Ugh! Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!
You're seeing things! Please stop for your own good!
*picks locks on door and leaves room* Must find Kade.
*A waterdrop lands on the Otterbadger's nose. He looks up as the rain begins to fall.* Ah, the clouds drench the land in their sorrow. I too understand this.
Kade, where are you?
In the plains of sadness, where the skies burst forth in grief.
*Looks about and spots the prison in the distance.*
In other words, southeast of the Mind Palace.
Ah, glad to know you're not locked up. I'll join you soon.
*runs out of asylum*
*vomits on Skarz' foot grabs Ebby and makes a bound for the door*
*reads last few pages* And that is why I do not get up in the middle of the night to go on this thread, or spend extra time on these thread. For some reason, this thread seems a little crazier than the others. Not that that's a bad thing, of course.
Floof bunny!
YES.
YES.
*Raises arms to the crying sky* The floof bunny will greet us all!
Um...no, I don't think so.
Whatever a floof bunny is, it sounds like it would make a delicious stew.
Only if you remove all the floof.
DON'T YOU DARE SAY THOSE WORDS AROUND ME
I beg to differ: Floof sounds delicious.
If it is marshmellow floof, yes. But otherwise no.
I still disagree.
Well, do know what I say to that?
...fix your grammar?
I don't appreciate being threatened.
Neither, but nobeast seems to care.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 03:11:29 AM
I don't appreciate being threatened.
... Oh. I... I didn't know I was threatening you. Please accept my sincere condolences.
-_-
I can do that.
I can't.
See? -_-
That is both untrue and offensive. How dare you. *bites Kade's tail*
Heheh, you missed the hidden text. I pre-dodged that!.*pre-dodges.*
Because you did that I faceplanted into the ground and have a very sore nose. *goes to find some ice*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 03:30:55 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 20, 2020, 03:29:43 AM
I can't.
Are you actually back this time?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 03:30:21 AM
See? -_-
Yes, it's the natural state of your face. I've seen it many times.*pre-dodges.*
Kade, that's mean. Apologise or I will make the floof bunny into stew.
Well, considering I've never actually seen her face, can it really be considered mean?
And you can eat the floof bunny, that's (sorta) ok.
Yes, that can really be considered mean!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 02:56:14 AM
DON'T YOU DARE SAY THOSE WORDS AROUND ME
you are far far away.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 03:30:55 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 20, 2020, 03:29:43 AM
I can't.
Are you actually back this time?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 03:30:21 AM
See? -_-
Yes, it's the natural state of your face. I've seen it many times.*pre-dodges.*
Man, I'ma kill ya fur that 'un!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 20, 2020, 03:53:49 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 20, 2020, 03:30:55 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 20, 2020, 03:29:43 AM
I can't.
Are you actually back this time?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 03:30:21 AM
See? -_-
Yes, it's the natural state of your face. I've seen it many times.*pre-dodges.*
Kade, that's mean. Apologise or I will make the floof bunny into stew.
NO FLOOF BUNNY STEW! THAT'S MY PET YOU PIG FACED WATERMELON!!!!!!!
Oh.
*hugs Teer* Sorry...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 20, 2020, 04:02:32 AM
Yes, that can really be considered mean!
Oh. Well, I apologize then.
(It's okay ^-^)
*Iz ztill liztenin' quietly from ze ventilation zhaft*
This...freaks me out....
Does it?
.... Then Leave....
I CAN'T!
.... Why Not...?....
Who knows, Verdauga. Who knows.
Cat! that's who!
Does she indeed? Wow.
Hehehehe
*Ztartz hovlin' from ze ventilation zhaft*
*jumps in fright*
*Keepz hovlin'*
*joins in the howling*
*Falls asleep out in the rain-swept plain, still waiting for Teer.*
I'm bored...
*A life-sized Kade Otterbadger plushie appears behind Lass.*
umm, now the shark can eat it I guess...
*The plushie sits there, plastic eyes staring ahead threateningly.*
*shrugs and contues running away*
*It follows.*
*hugs it* So fluffy!
*..Folloved by a Teletubby*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 02:41:07 AM
*hugs it* So fluffy!
*It's comfortable and warm. You sink into the plushie's fluff.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 21, 2020, 02:42:57 AM
*..Folloved by a Teletubby*
NOOOOOO!!! DO NOT SPEEK OF SUCH EVIL!!!!!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 02:53:24 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 21, 2020, 02:42:57 AM
*..Folloved by a Teletubby*
NOOOOOO!!! DO NOT SPEEK OF SUCH EVIL!!!!!
*The plushie is not a Teletubby, have no fear. It is a life-sized Otterbadger plushie. Hugging it makes you feel happy.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 03:02:00 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 02:53:24 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 21, 2020, 02:42:57 AM
*..Folloved by a Teletubby*
NOOOOOO!!! DO NOT SPEEK OF SUCH EVIL!!!!!
*The plushie is not a Teletubby, have no fear. It is a life-sized Otterbadger plushie. Hugging it makes you feel happy.*
*You sink further into the plushie fluff.*
THE TELETUBBYS MUST BE STOPED!!!!!
*You are being absorbed by the plushie. It feels... comfortable.*
THE TELETUBBYS MUST BE STOPED! OR DOOM WILL FIND US ALLL!!!!!
*Lass disappears into the fluffy plushie. It's plastic eyes stare forward lifelessly, but they almost seem... pleased.*
err, why are you powerplaying me?
I've given you at least 5 or 6 posts to be able to do something besides ignore what I'm posting. That's your own fault.
still, I was felling none of thoughs things
And yet you never denied it, nor anything I was saying, until after the fact -_-
anywho I didn't need the live anyway, so I'm not upset..
Well, you're not really dead. You're part of the plushie now! You could roam around with that and scare people, if you want ^-^
*joins Kade on the rain swept plain*
*Awakes.*
I feel a presence. Is it the end?
Nah, it's just stopped raining. Everything alright?
I feel everything is alleft, but I doubt that is the case. Your presence is most welcome, regardless.
Alleft? What in the chicken world does that mean?
It's the opposite of alright, of course. As the mongoose is to the alligator. My mind runs in circles at the fact that you are unaware.
*blinks several times* Oh.
*Smiles at the Taniwha.* Now, where did your feet plan to take you?
... I don't know.
Hmmm, my mind says to skip off into the distance. What about yours?
I mean, that sounds kinda fun.
Your brain's electricity burned rightly. Now, shall we? *Holds out a paw to the Taniwha.*
*vomits on Kade*
*The plushie is nowhere nearby.*
Yay! I'm rid of that dumb thing!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 04:59:50 AM
Your brain's electricity burned rightly. Now, shall we? *Holds out a paw to the Taniwha.*
Yep. *takes the otterbadger's paw and begins skipping into the distance*
lol
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 05:13:06 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 04:59:50 AM
Your brain's electricity burned rightly. Now, shall we? *Holds out a paw to the Taniwha.*
Yep. *takes the otterbadger's paw and begins skipping into the distance*
*And thus, the pair of unlikely friends escaped the insane asylum. Driven by their desire to escape, and their desire to save each other, they had done the impossible. As they skipped, paw in paw, off into the distance, the clouds parted and the afternoon sun cast a vibrant rainbow across the clearing sky. And so, they lived happily ever after. The end.*
*claps* tell us another ganpar! ;D
*is still trapped, engaged in a howling competition with Hiag*
*The life-sized Kade Otterbadger plushie appears behind Eb.*
*howls at it*
Yay!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 06:12:03 AM
*howls at it*
*It sits there, unmoving, looking exceedingly fluffy.*
(It sit's there?)
*pokes it*
(Geez, I busted out laughing when I saw that. I guess I was feeling fancy.)
*Your paw sinks into the fluff. It's warm and pleasant to the touch.*
*quickly withdraws paw*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 06:23:41 AM
(Geez, I busted out laughing when I saw that. I guess I was feeling fancy.)
*Your paw sinks into the fluff. It's warm and pleasant to the touch.*
>_>
Must. Resist. The fluff!
die in a hole.
*The plushie sits there, almost like it's welcoming you.*
*curls up in a ball and can no longer see it*
*It moves closer when you aren't looking.*
*whimpers* Stop haunting my footsteps.
*The fluff looms over you.*
*curls up tighter*
*The plushie tilts forward and falls on top of Eb.*
*screams silently*
*You feel the fluffyness all around you. It's soft and warm. It makes you happy.*
*is most definitely not happy because is being squashed by it* *silent screaming continues*
*You can feel yourself sinking into the fluff. It is not oppressive or heavy, but soft and nice.*
*breathing gradually slows to normal*
*You're sinking further into it. The warmth gives you a sense of peace, despite the horrors of the location you're trapped in.*
*starts feeling sleepy*
*The outside worlds seems to fade away. You're no longer able to tell where the fluff ends and you begin, all you feel is a sense of warm serenity.*
*is asleep*
oh hello there Ebby! welcome to flufflind!
*Awkwardly walks in, hears yelling and other various noises* "Oops thought this was the bathroom" *Slowly turns around and proceeds to search for the bathroom*
oh, ahhh, Hello, are you new round here? (I know you're not...)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 07:31:19 AM
*is asleep*
*Eb fades away comfortably into oblivion and is absorbed into the fluffy plushie. It lays there, unmoving and alone; a greater than before sense of warmth radiating from it.*
*plays around in the floof*
Was that a personal question or a roleplay question?
this is not a roleplay XD
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 07:45:41 AM
Was that a personal question or a roleplay question?
(This thread is a mixture of both my friend, you can answer however you wish :laugh:)
*pulls a lawn mower out of bag and starts mowing the plushie*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 07:50:17 AM
this is not a roleplay XD
This is totally a roleplay.
Also, Kade seems to be building an army of plushie otterbadgers that are absorbing living beasts so that they can have life and movement, but are still bent to his will and obey his every order, lulling their victims to restful sleep and peaceful dreams whilst they take over your mind and body.
What end the commander has in mind, I do not know, but his methods are certainly interesting to observe. (though don't you dare try it on me, Kade Rivok)
Heh, lol
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 07:55:44 AM
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Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 07:50:17 AM
this is not a roleplay XD
This is totally a roleplay.
Also, Kade seems to be building an army of plushie otterbadgers that are absorbing living beasts so that they can have life and movement, but are still bent to his will and obey his every order, lulling their victims to restful sleep and peaceful dreams whilst they take over your mind and body.
What end the commander has in mind, I do not know, but his methods are certainly interesting to observe. (though don't you dare try it on me, Kade Rivok)
It's only a roleplay when people decide it is :laugh:
And you misunderstand, Teer dear, it's the same plushie. It simply gains power from each soul it absorbs ^-^ And you're a bit off, when did I ever say it was under my control?
Though... your time
will come.
*the plushie now has no fur*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 07:50:37 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 07:45:41 AM
Was that a personal question or a roleplay question?
(This thread is a mixture of both my friend, you can answer however you wish :laugh:)
In that case you all are probably wondering who I am. So im from a long time ago (Three years I think) and I just got back on soooo.
I hope you stay and enjoy the madniss!
I hope so as well.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 08:02:10 AM
*the plushie now has no fur*
*The plushie is not affected by the antics of one of the souls it has absorbed. ;D*
Thanks! ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 08:13:25 AM
I hope so as well.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 08:02:10 AM
*the plushie now has no fur*
*The plushie is not affected by the antics of one of the souls it has absorbed. ;D*
*is grumpy* you're no fun!
(also Scott, fell free to join the prom ;))
(Lass, you can use the plushie to go after others though, if you want ^-^)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 08:08:38 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 07:50:37 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 07:45:41 AM
Was that a personal question or a roleplay question?
(This thread is a mixture of both my friend, you can answer however you wish :laugh:)
In that case you all are probably wondering who I am. So I'm from a long time ago (Three years I think) and I just got back on soooo.
I have come across some of your posts during my studies of this great forum's history. It is an honour to meet you. *bows low* I am a newbie here and the established forum taniwha. (Which means 'monster' in Maori) I also run the forum public kitchens and library, so feel free to go there if you need a snack or a good book. If you are in need of any other service, you have only to ask and I'll do my best to assist. *bows low again and continues skipping into the distance with Kade*
Oi, any talking we're doing right now has to be as different us's! I clearly ended our story!
Ooo boy, this 'ill be goooood ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 08:35:47 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 08:08:38 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 07:50:37 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 07:45:41 AM
Was that a personal question or a roleplay question?
(This thread is a mixture of both my friend, you can answer however you wish :laugh:)
In that case you all are probably wondering who I am. So I'm from a long time ago (Three years I think) and I just got back on soooo.
I have come across some of your posts during my studies of this great forum's history. It is an honour to meet you. *bows low* I am a newbie here and the established forum taniwha. (Which means 'monster' in Maori) I also run the forum public kitchens and library, so feel free to go there if you need a snack or a good book. If you are in need of any other service, you have only to ask and I'll do my best to assist. *bows low again and continues skipping into the distance with Kade*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 08:35:47 AM
That's cool! (Ever heard of Scott Crisps)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 08:08:38 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 07:50:37 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 07:45:41 AM
Was that a personal question or a roleplay question?
(This thread is a mixture of both my friend, you can answer however you wish :laugh:)
In that case you all are probably wondering who I am. So I'm from a long time ago (Three years I think) and I just got back on soooo.
I have come across some of your posts during my studies of this great forum's history. It is an honour to meet you. *bows low* I am a newbie here and the established forum taniwha. (Which means 'monster' in Maori) I also run the forum public kitchens and library, so feel free to go there if you need a snack or a good book. If you are in need of any other service, you have only to ask and I'll do my best to assist. *bows low again and continues skipping into the distance with Kade*
Oops?
I do believe so ;D
*WHAT HAVE I DONE*
To be continued... :o
XD
ya fine, we know what you were trying to do...
*sits back* Ahh, pain and death, the best things in life death...
(it fascinates me that this still exists, lol)
did you think I would let it die?!
Spoiler
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 08:44:56 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 08:35:47 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 08:08:38 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 07:50:37 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 07:45:41 AM
Was that a personal question or a roleplay question?
(This thread is a mixture of both my friend, you can answer however you wish :laugh:)
In that case you all are probably wondering who I am. So I'm from a long time ago (Three years I think) and I just got back on soooo.
I have come across some of your posts during my studies of this great forum's history. It is an honour to meet you. *bows low* I am a newbie here and the established forum taniwha. (Which means 'monster' in Maori) I also run the forum public kitchens and library, so feel free to go there if you need a snack or a good book. If you are in need of any other service, you have only to ask and I'll do my best to assist. *bows low again and continues skipping into the distance with Kade*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 08:35:47 AM
That's cool! (Ever heard of Scott Crisps)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 08:08:38 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 07:50:37 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 07:45:41 AM
Was that a personal question or a roleplay question?
(This thread is a mixture of both my friend, you can answer however you wish :laugh:)
In that case you all are probably wondering who I am. So I'm from a long time ago (Three years I think) and I just got back on soooo.
I have come across some of your posts during my studies of this great forum's history. It is an honour to meet you. *bows low* I am a newbie here and the established forum taniwha. (Which means 'monster' in Maori) I also run the forum public kitchens and library, so feel free to go there if you need a snack or a good book. If you are in need of any other service, you have only to ask and I'll do my best to assist. *bows low again and continues skipping into the distance with Kade*
Mmm, unnecessary amounts of quotation. I think I like you.
In answer to your question, I have now, and, soon, I might actually know what they are too. *grins*
EDIT: Actually, I have no idea what they are and Google isn't being helpful. Care to enlighten me?
*laughs evily* also
@The Skarzs you have lost con
troll
Yeah, it's a pretty awesome topic and an important part of the Cellar's history. (after all, I think Freddy was first mentioned in here)
Yes! for Freddy!!!!
Freddy is a friend to all.
#friendlyfroad
Eight pages, guys, eight pages.
Welcome (back) Scott!
he likes going on girls vs guys and cump
Ah, good to know. I will need to contribute more often to those threads if such a thing be true.
*nods* please do.
We would appreciate it greatly.
*bows low*
No No no no more guys your driving me INSANE.
That's the point.
Adthjbcdthv zssgahhhhhhhhhhhh
Llweay, iay ncaay eakspay gpiay tinlaay.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 21, 2020, 11:18:37 AM
No No no no more guys your driving me INSANE.
oh...I'm sorry... :'( :'( :'(
Iay amay rrysoay.
wut...
I am sorry.
We apologise for the inconvenience.
Ahhh...
Lol its a joke (duh everything is a joke around here.) and is that pig latin?
Rrectcoay.
ooooh, it's been a long time...
Shaay itay?
nope...
Enthay ywhay ddiay uyoay ysaay itay dhaay?
Wik
why do I find this funny?...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 07:55:44 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 07:50:17 AM
this is not a roleplay XD
This is totally a roleplay.
Also, Kade seems to be building an army of plushie otterbadgers that are absorbing living beasts so that they can have life and movement, but are still bent to his will and obey his every order, lulling their victims to restful sleep and peaceful dreams whilst they take over your mind and body.
What end the commander has in mind, I do not know, but his methods are certainly interesting to observe. (though don't you dare try it on me, Kade Rivok)
*desperately tries to wake up*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 07:55:44 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 07:50:17 AM
this is not a roleplay XD
This is totally a roleplay.
Also, Kade seems to be building an army of plushie otterbadgers that are absorbing living beasts so that they can have life and movement, but are still bent to his will and obey his every order, lulling their victims to restful sleep and peaceful dreams whilst they take over your mind and body.
What end the commander has in mind, I do not know, but his methods are certainly interesting to observe. (though don't you dare try it on me, Kade Rivok)
*desperately tries to wake up*
*pokes Ebby*
*prepares to throw a bucket of water over Ebby*
*is ready to stab Bookie if she does that*
Don't you want her to wake up?
(You can't wake me up either of those ways. I'm covered by an enormous soft toy.)
*throws bucket over Ebby in such a way that no water comes out (probably against the laws of physics, but they don't always apply on this forum)* It's up to somebody else to catch the bucket before it hits the ground.
*stabs Bookie*
*stabs Lass* Look, I don't like violence, but I'm acting in self-defence here.
and I am also, on behalf of Ebby!
*is still asleep but starting to panic*
Did you not read what I said?
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 08:22:55 PM
*throws bucket over Ebby in such a way that no water comes out (probably against the laws of physics, but they don't always apply on this forum)* It's up to somebody else to catch the bucket before it hits the ground.
So far, the bucket of water hasn't done anything to her. You might want to catch it, though.
Don't panic, Ebby. I have a towel in case you get wet.
(Getting wet is the least of my worries right now.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 08:14:16 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 07:55:44 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 07:50:17 AM
this is not a roleplay XD
This is totally a roleplay.
Also, Kade seems to be building an army of plushie otterbadgers that are absorbing living beasts so that they can have life and movement, but are still bent to his will and obey his every order, lulling their victims to restful sleep and peaceful dreams whilst they take over your mind and body.
What end the commander has in mind, I do not know, but his methods are certainly interesting to observe. (though don't you dare try it on me, Kade Rivok)
So? "A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
Spoiler
Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
It's a long quote, so the detailed bit is in the spoiler.
*pokes Ebby in the armpit*
(You can't. I'm almost inside this soft toy.)
*wonders if either Lass or I need medical attention, but apparently we don't*
*tries to push the soft toy off Ebby* Lass, help me!
*Helps from under the toy*
(Guys, I honestly don't think it's possible. This was made by Kade, for goodness sake.)
*Could teleport Eb out if she wants.*
(I think it would get teleported as well, but you can try, I guess.)
*The "I guess" sounds undecided.*
'cause she loves her otterbadger ;D
(I would dearly love to kill you right now, Lass)
*Well That sounded decided.*
*Teleports Eb out of the plushie.*
*Teleports the plushie behind me.*
*is still asleep*
*drops to nees beside Ebby trying to awaken her*
Ya'll aren't paying attention to my posts.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 07:42:38 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 07:31:19 AM
*is asleep*
*Eb fades away comfortably into oblivion and is absorbed into the fluffy plushie. It lays there, unmoving and alone; a greater than before sense of warmth radiating from it.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 07:59:41 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 07:55:44 AM
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Quote from: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 07:50:17 AM
this is not a roleplay XD
This is totally a roleplay.
Also, Kade seems to be building an army of plushie otterbadgers that are absorbing living beasts so that they can have life and movement, but are still bent to his will and obey his every order, lulling their victims to restful sleep and peaceful dreams whilst they take over your mind and body.
What end the commander has in mind, I do not know, but his methods are certainly interesting to observe. (though don't you dare try it on me, Kade Rivok)
It's only a roleplay when people decide it is :laugh:
And you misunderstand, Teer dear, it's the same plushie. It simply gains power from each soul it absorbs ^-^ And you're a bit off, when did I ever say it was under my control?
Though... your time will come.
Poor Eb has already been absorbed. Doesn't mean she can't respawn or something of course, but this happened pages ago. ^-^
(Yup, I'm doomed.)
Kade seems to doubt my powers of teleportation.
Yeah, when there's nothing left to teleport.
Like I said, she can respawn or roll up a new char or something, of course :laugh:
I've revitalized you using your profile, too.
I don't really understand what that's supposed to mean, but didn't that also not take? I feel like I remember something along those lines... hmmm....
err,
@large troll Help...
*Ootzoide ze Teletubbiez began creepin' aboot, along viz Margaret Thatcher, Zombiez, und 'oigh Zchool Muzical*
Ach, Ah zink ve 'ave a problem 'ere...
(We have several problems here.)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 22, 2020, 12:38:02 AM
*Ootzoide ze Teletubbiez began creepin' aboot, along viz Margaret Thatcher, Zombiez, und 'oigh Zchool Muzical*
Ach, Ah zink ve 'ave a problem 'ere...
Noooo! NOT THE TELETUBIES! THEY ARE TO EVIL FOR THE CELLARS!!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 22, 2020, 01:29:40 AM
(We have several problems here.)
Indeed. E'en if ve ezcape from ze Inzane Azylum, ve vid ztill 'ave tae contend viz av o' zat lot. Ach... *Hovlz again from ze ventilation zhaft*
THEY ARE COMEING! DRUMS! DRUMS FROM THE DEEP!
I hate drums. Violins are so much better.
>_>
What? It's true.
*looks Fin strate in the eyes with a deadpain look*
Spoiler
(https://www.governmenteuropa.eu/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/shark.jpg)
And then some juice.
XD
(I think I'm basically in a coma.)
w-w-why!? :'( Ebby! get up! Get Up!!!!
We could always call Kade to do the Heimlich Manoeuvre.
I wouldn't wish that upon my foe, so why then to my best friend?! Na! it would be a fate worse then death...
Is it worse than being expelled? Tell me if you get this reference.
*nods* Veryand, yes I did get it, good job..
Hmmmm.
Spoiler
Someone else who came back from the dead.
Spoiler
I never said who it was!
Spoiler
*shrugs* okay then, just, no Really big spoilers...
thank you...
You're welcome! Even though Teer hates it, and it's insane to brave a Taniwha's wrath. This is the Insane Asylum, after all.
*grins evily* Skar face is gone! now we rain!!!!!
*wonders how to be a liquid form of precipitation*
Kill a troll!
No! Not Detritus! He's awesome! Besides, a troll would most likely kill me before I killed it.
Unless you're talking about the troll that's 'in the dungeons'
Thought you ought to know. *does not faint because that's Lass's job* Then I suppose I could
Spoiler
kill it with it's own club, although troll bogeys are apparently disgusting.
;D
*reads the really small print* >:(
Troll! In the dungeons! Thought you ought to know...
The Slytherin common room is in the dungeons.
One of the plot holes. Dumbledore should have known where the Slytherin common rooms were. Unless he knew the troll wasn't actually there.
Surely it would have been safer to keep everyone in the Great Hall and send the professors to take care of the troll?
eh, maybe it was a test...na, not Dumbledore, he wouldn't put a student in danger...
That is the most likely theory.
but still, tis not like him...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 24, 2020, 05:03:56 AM
(I think I'm basically in a coma.)
LIKE I SAID
You got absorbed by the Otterbadger Plushie, the same as Lass! Gracious me.
Not I. I'm good now.
*Hovlz Ode Tae Joy from ze ventilation zhaft*
*grins*
*Keepz hovlin'*
Well, Well, Well, what have we here... >:D
Three holes in the ground.
Well, well, well.
Three wells = three holes in the ground.
Why?
(sorons hamor)
I think I would like to meet this otterbadger plushie.
why? it smells like.. like dragons...
And what's wrong with dragons, hmm?
they smell bad.
Only if they've been doing strenuous exercise and haven't washed afterwards.
you smell like a dragon as well...
Thank you.
>_>
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:33:24 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 24, 2020, 05:03:56 AM
(I think I'm basically in a coma.)
LIKE I SAID
You got absorbed by the Otterbadger Plushie, the same as Lass! Gracious me.
why did ya quote that?
I said I was basically in a coma and Kade said I got absorbed by an Otterbadger plushie, which (I think) is basically the same thing.
The Troll Has Fallen!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 02:01:22 AM
I said I was basically in a coma and Kade said I got absorbed by an Otterbadger plushie, which (I think) is basically the same thing.
Nope. Once you get absorbed, that version of you no longer exists. You must respawn, or do whatever your equivalent of that is ^-^
. . .
This thread should have a 'Warning: Content that may disturb' sign on it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 01:46:01 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 10:34:34 PM
And what's wrong with dragons, hmm?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 24, 2020, 10:40:02 PM
you smell like a dragon as well...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 10:43:40 PM
Thank you.
I thought you didn't like being referred to as a dragon though? Like, you nearly killed yourself over it.
Yeah, I don't like being referred to as a dragon, but smelling like a dragon is probably accurate, since I have some close relatives that are dragons and we use the same soap.
You're a strange one.
Thank you.
At least you use soap, unlike some others around here.
Oi. I don't have anything against soap, just shampoo.
Ah, this conversation again. *sits back to watch*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 04:22:54 AM
Oi. I don't have anything against soap, just shampoo.
You are covered in fur! You don't use soap on fur, you weirdo!
Says who?
People with brains! Soap isn't designed for fur, shampoo is!
*folds arms* So?
What do you mean "So"? Soap is bad for fur! Soap strips the fur of the natural oils it needs to be shiny and fluffy! Shampoo doesn't!
Mmhm. What shampoo do you use?
...wait, IRL? I'm not a good example since I have to use a medicated shampoo. I use all-natural (supposedly) conditioner afterwards to try and help though.
Oh. May I ask why? (feel free to ignore me)
Just dandruff, but it becomes a real problem if I don't take care of it, unfortunately.
Oh, that's no fun. I've had that before; it's annoying. :(
Exceedingly so -_-
Kade's life in the dreeaam fluff...
That sounds nice.
it's a in-joke.
Better than an out-joke, I suppose.
And me.
And me.
but, but, if I explane it, it won't be funny anymore!!!
It isn't funny right now (for us) :'(
q:<
Quote from: lass of something much on March 26, 2020, 09:07:12 AM
it's an in-joke.
No it isn't; it's a barbie reference. *kills said reference with fire*
So. Now we know who likes Barbie and who doesn't.
no, it was birbie's life in the dreeaaamm house!
And it's Barbie, not a cute lil birb.
Do you dislike barbie, Booklover?
*steps over the Barbie doll* Wait? How did that get here?
*stabs it*
*sets fire to the doll*
*begins thwacking the barbie with a sledgehammer*
*feeds the burning doll to some ruber rats*
*sets fire to the rubber rats' excrement just to be sure*
*zitz back* zhere, ve 'ave done it.
When did HIAG possess Lass?
*vadez inte ze zhadowz* never
*fadez intae ze zhadovz*
Ach...
Ye cetch on quick, do yae?
Nae. Ah do no'.
Noo ma'er. ye legs is quick, that's wot counts!
*Lights Kade on fyre*
*sees Verdauga flick a switch which turns on a light above an Otterbadger standing on a piece of paper, that presumably has the word 'fyre' on*
Bookie, 're ye havin' hallucinashons!
No, you are.
Ah thenk Ah know when ah set some beastie aflame!
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
Is tha' wot ye think?
No. It's something I know.
Yer an apprentice. Y'don't know anythin'!
*Is on fire.* This is cool!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 04:07:54 PM
Yer an apprentice. Y'don't know anythin'!
Actually, I'm a Ranger.
Oontil yer fur berrrns away!
My fur will not burn. I am not a Kalkara.
Y'aren' e'en the objec' o' th' post!
That wasn't obvious.
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 04:16:35 PM
That wasn't obvious.
Ah coul' light ye on fyre if ye wan'
*The fire is eventually absorbed by the Otterbadger fur.* Awww, and I was having fun too.... *Fire shoots out of his mouth as he talks.* WHAT?? *More fire shoots out.*
Then ye knooow Y'aren' the objec' of mah previous pos'..
How do you know?
Ah need no' teell ye.
*Runs around yelling.* I CAN SPIT FIRE, Y'ALL! *Is currently spitting fire.*
Laddie, th' fyre's on ye neck.*
It's there too? Then maybe... *Forms a cloak out of fire.* THIS IS AWESOME
'Re ye ears singed?
Hmmm? *Feels ears.* Nah. I mean, I could probably shoot fire from there too now, if I wanted, but that would just be silly.
Och, I cannae stan' fyre torture.
*Uses a fyre extinguish'rre on Kade, leaving hi' head fur singed.*
*Is fire extinguished.* Thanks mate, but I can control the fire now, it would seem, so you don't have to worry.
Weel, y'are 'n th' insane asylum... must be havin' hallucinations.
^-^
*Gives Verdauga a hug.*
*Has disappeared, except for my grin.*
Better now, then?
Quote from: Booklover on April 01, 2020, 04:12:59 PM
My fur will not burn. I am not a Kalkara.
*sees the above post* they're onto me...*hides*
Kalkara wouldn't hide. Lass is innocent.
(they do though, they hid in the mountains till morgowrath found 'em!)
Okay, if they did hide, they would not have a target to hunt down, and neither Morgarath nor anyone else would be controlling them.
(they also hid in the ruins of gorlan)
When hunting down a target (unless you're referring to EY?).
(still, they hid.)
Did they hide in da trash bin?
(No!...sorta...)
If I was mean and if you weren't myh friend I would have said something like thats where you belong or something like dat.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 01, 2020, 09:54:11 PM
If I was mean and if you weren't myh friend I would have said something like thats where you belong or something like dat.
SAVIGEReeeeeeeee!
Gesundheit.
oh...help...
*Arrives on the scene.* Yes! How can I help?
I can't get the door open!!!!!
Why has Verdauga suddenly turned about ten times more awesome than he was before? (He was pretty awesome before)
what?
SCOTTISH ACCENT MUCH!!!
*blinks* yeah, and?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 01:40:18 AM
Why has Verdauga suddenly turned about ten times more awesome than he was before? (He was pretty awesome before)
-_-
I was worried you'd react that way.
*smashes stuff on the door*
Oh, right.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 02, 2020, 01:40:07 AM
I can't get the door open!!!!!
*Opens the door.* You may flee now.
*was about to throw a jug then stops* Ah, thank you. *wanders out*
what do you think you're going?! you ne-
Ahhh!!!! not here too!!!!
wait, you were in there to-
WHY DID YOU COME HERE?!?!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 02:56:38 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 01:40:18 AM
Why has Verdauga suddenly turned about ten times more awesome than he was before? (He was pretty awesome before)
-_-
I was worried you'd react that way.
Yeah, sorry. I said that before I saw anything besides the Scottish accent.
On the plus side, I can breath fire now. See? *Breaths fire.*
*has fled so doesn't see*
Such imagination for one so young! *pats Kade's head*
*Teer's paw lights on fire.* To be more specific, I can create and control fire.
I'm leaving. *Leaves.*
(Teer, you're so mean)
*runs after Kade* I believe in your fire powers, Kade!
Aww, Eb wants to play make-believe too! How nice.
*turns around while still running after Kade and looses an arrow in Teer's direction*
*arrow bounces off scales*
*continues running after Kade* (Please put that arrow somewhere safe. They aren't easy to make and are expensive to buy.)
:laugh:
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY TO THE PERSON YOU JUST TRYED TO KILL...
EDIT: oh, hello there caps lock...
*obligingly picks arrow up and puts it in one of the insane asylum wardrobes* Sure thing. *looks at paw* Shoot, it is burning. Kade Rivok!!!
he went to bed.
*plunges paw into a bucket of water, glaring after Kade's retreating form*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 05:19:22 AM
*plunges paw claw into a bucket of water, glaring after Kade's retreating form*
Fixed.
Crivens!
*sets Skarz on fire*
Does that work on trolls?
does now!!!
Hay! don't do that! he might come!!!
Kade, foot rubs?
Wrong thread. ^-^
You can give me foot rubs in most threads.
Why do you like foot rubs so much, by the by?
Because they feel soooo goooood!
Haaaaaaah....
(some friends of ours really liked foot-rubs and then they moved away, so I think Teer got it from them...)
While they were here, I hated foot rubs almost as much as Eb does, but now I love foot rubs. I have no idea why.
yeah, right ::)
I know I'm right. That's why I said it.
I'M JUST GONNA SAY....I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON?
Yes.
WELP...OKAY....Guest
08:07:44 AM
Viewing the topic lass's standard Art.
OH HELP.
Fanfic: Guest uprising.
Chapter one.
Scott had been seeing some weird behaviour of guests the past few months, they seemed to be more mysterious and doing unknown actions. Scott opened his drawer and pulled out a Glock 45 and screwed a silencer on the end. He was going to figure out what the guests were doing and end it before it begins.
they are reading the book of unknown...
you need a meme...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_7mfLtBD-4Q/UwKM4zrEjgI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/9y5QCC9NWnA/s1600/3a5cda856f525c313918e554b1f27597.jpg)
*Gives Scott a real weapon.*
[Insert picture of 1911a1 here]
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!? HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't panic.
I JUST DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He still needs the ammunition for it.
*hides behind Skarz*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 01:40:18 AM
Why has Verdauga suddenly turned about ten times more awesome than he was before? (He was pretty awesome before)
I released a percent of control.
*shuders*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 03, 2020, 01:51:40 PM
*Gives Scott a real weapon.*
[Insert picture of 1911a1 here]
It isn't loaded though.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 03, 2020, 06:05:38 AM
While they were here, I hated foot rubs almost as much as Eb does, but now I love foot rubs. I have no idea why.
Probably because it's me doing it. I'm rather skillful, after all. *Begins giving Teer a foot rub.*
Better you than me.
I can give you one next, if you want. Don't know if that's your thing, though.
Does my previous post give you a hint as to what my answer will be?
Not really, it just tells me that you don't like giving foot rubs. Doesn't mean you don't like getting them.
:laugh: I was talking to both you and Teer.
Meh, your loss.
If you say so. ^-^
Yeah, Ebby only likes back rubs ;)
*gags Lass* Ignore her.
(darn, not again...)
She's wrong.
(Oh Ho Ho!)
Shush, Lass.
So... why are you trying to keep that a secret?
I'm not because it's not true. I don't like back rubs, except for Lass's ones.
And mine, I bet.
If you dare.
I will help her kill you.
Awww, Lass is jealous ^-^
>_>
Don't worry; I'll leave the back rubs to you then ^-^
Teer will be pleased to have you to herself.
Poor Verdie...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:11:17 AM
Teer will be pleased to have you to herself.
Despite the fact that I'm married to you, not her :laugh:
In terms of foot rubbing and wing scrubbing.
And back rubs now, apparently, since you don't want 'em (for some reason).
It's too...I don't know, actually. Nevermind.
Ok, you know you can't do that to me.
Well, I just did. Sorry.
Eb.
Mm?
Ebby please.
Nothing, okay! I have a bad habit of starting sentences and thinking better of them! I'm working on it!
Don't though! ;D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 04:30:09 AM
Nothing, okay! I have a bad habit of starting sentences and thinking better of them! I'm working on it!
PLEASE TELL ME, YOU KNOW I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
I was meaning to say Lass knows how to do it the way I can cope with, that's all!
Ooooook? I wouldn't have thought there was anything suspicious about that statement if you hadn't been weird about it. :laugh:
I couldn't be bothered to finish that train of thought because I didn't think it was important.
*Makes a face that says 'I don't think I believe you'*
Suit yourself.
Dang, did I forget to get dressed this morning again?!
-_-
It's a real problem.
Ask Teer or I to PM you a reminder.
Ok.
@Teer ,
@Eb , please remind me in the mornings that I need to dress myself.
What time (NZ time) do you need to be reminded?
I'd like hourly reminders, just to be safe.
On weekdays, though, I'm usually up around 12:30 in the morning your time.
As in half past midnight?
That is 12:30 in the morning, yes -_-
Alrighty then, it gives me an excuse to procrastinate getting off the forum and, thanks to this stupid lockdown, there's no reason why I need to get up in the morning so I might as well.
you guys are weird...
And proud of it.
*high paws*
*pokes Lass' paw*
*is pushed backwards by Teer's poke*
*Pokes Lass' paw from the other direction.*
*deals out a poker hand*
Double taps the table.
*watches Deal or No Deal*
*Is waiting for his card.*
*passes Kade a credit card* (note, I will not give out credit cards, or money, for free (or for any sum of money less than it is worth), so do not ask me. Thank you.)
*Quickly pockets the credit card.*
The ace of spades.
The ace of spades.
*Pockets that as well.*
(https://bulldoghandtools.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2796159956acad2253e75d1727a8c241/b/u/bulldog-digging-spade-28-no-1-polyfibre-d-handle-shaft-5451012860-1.jpg)
I can only assume that's the best spade to ever spade, since it's the ace of spades.
To keep you from falling over, of course.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 05, 2020, 02:16:42 AM
*is pushed backwards by Teer's poke*
See?
*From ze ventilation zhaft, begin'z zingin' Ode Tae Joy very off-key, along viz much hovlin'*
no, you are a ball of fluff, and Teer is...is Teer!
I am a muscle-bound ball of fluff, thank you.
never the less, still no match for Teer.
*does not get involved*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 07:15:45 PM
never the less, still no match for Teer.
I'm sure Teer wasn't using anywhere near her full strength for a poke ^-^ I'm just matching whatever force she's exerting.
um, that means I'm squished....
No no no, it means that you aren't falling over!
I'm not that strong.
You'll be fiiiiiiiiine
my bones are crushed, how is that fine.
*Heals Lass.*
Why do you assume we're poking with bone-crushing force?
You two do everything with bone crushing force. You typically specify when you aren't.
The opposite is true, silly goose.
*Raises eyebrow.*
For mundane actions, I'm pretty sure I'm correct. Note: the Heimlich maneuver does not count as a mundane action. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 08:45:35 PM
Why do you assume we're poking with bone-crushing force?
because, I was pushed back by her poke, and then you matched that!!!!
That's what you said, not us :laugh:
You still posted in response.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 08:51:08 PM
For mundane actions, I'm pretty sure I'm correct. Note: the Heimlich maneuver does not count as a mundane action. ^-^
So it's a Shadowhunter action, then?
This entire conversation made me laugh. This post especially:
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 08:46:51 PM
You two do everything with bone crushing force. You typically specify when you aren't.
Glad I entertained you, fair maiden.
Hey, I'm not that pakiha. Sure, I'm not exactly dark skinned, but 'fair' is pushing it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 10:06:48 PM
Hey, I'm not that pakiha. Sure, I'm not exactly dark skinned, but 'fair' is pushing it.
Fair in this instance pertains to beauty, not skin tone.
*squints with one eye* Alright then, I'll accept that.
I hope you accept my compliments. Be kind of sad to know they aren't appreciated. ;)
They are most certainly appreciated, darling. Thank you. *gives Verdauga a hug*
Awwwwww!!!!!!
*Hugs Teer back, and, for good measure, reaches out and drags Lass into the hug.*
(Nyeeheh)
*enjoys hug*
*Is gone.*
*mentally hugs Kade*
*Teleports Kade in and squeezes him into the hug.*
Group hug!
That works too, I suppose.
^-^
Ack, my neck!
*moves Lass' arm away from Kade's neck*
*Le sigh.*
*Is hugged.*
*Is once again, ^-^*
*is very happy*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 10:17:18 PM
*Hugs Teer back, and, for good measure, reaches out and drags Lass into the hug.*
(Nyeeheh)
GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 10:30:58 PM
*moves Lass' arm away from Kade's neck*
Oi! that wasn't my arm see! *tries to move arms but can't thanks to being huged*
Can I join in the hug?
Yes! save meeee!
*pulls Eb into the hug*
welp, I guess you're here now too...
Group hugs are so nice.
Sheev, you have to join in too.
*Stands to one side gazing condescendingly on the group hug*
I don't think that's doing social distancing right.
*Hugs the group* ^-^ Why are we here?
HAH! a sith lord in a group hug?! :laugh:
A (S)ith (L)ord in a group hug. :)
I love all the smileys, Sheev. :laugh:
You must capitalize "Sith Lord".
*mutters darkly about pedantic sITH lORDS*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 07, 2020, 06:43:21 AM
You must capitalize "Sith Lord".
You tell her, PoDaM!
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 07, 2020, 06:35:00 AM
*Stands to one side gazing condescendingly on the group hug*
I don't think that's doing social distancing right.
Oh, come on, this is the internet. You're just jealous that we haven't invited you to join in yet. *invites Wylder to join in*
*cough cough*
Here, have a cough drop. *passes Lass a lemon-flavoured cough drop*
*passes Lass a ginger mint*
*coughs a thanks at Teer and Ebby*
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 07, 2020, 06:35:00 AM
*Stands to one side gazing condescendingly on the group hug*
I don't think that's doing social distancing right.
Think we can claim same household?
*Escapes.*
*Teleports Kade back into the hug.*
let him get away from the coughing, man!
I am quite hungry. Fair-Warden Skarzs, please boost the tellie's volume by 13 decibels. And bring me a quarter gourmet, white-duke salad. :)
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 07, 2020, 11:28:46 PM
I am quite hungry. Fair-Warden Skarzs, please boost the tellie's volume by 13 decibels. And bring me a quarter gourmet, white-duke salad. :)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/Yc-JyHSdEpNlzeN58F64-Uh5qMhUP8x7pzthgUeKIxRhIh10lZsPtcja63xJeJKxvBGlnRDzUe2ycMoeNSEo7TDtSHO2tnC3gIQAceG1XTVcFG9qy_pfoMKVQTeors591wJNpr1vhAGQN9LNuOKfVco_EeeWmhQcEQ)
THIS IS THE PLACE OF FREDDY'S BIRTH!!!!!!!!!!
*gives Russa a ginger mint too*
LET'S HAVE A PARTTY!!!!!
Nah, let's just keep having a group hug.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 09:32:22 AM
THIS IS THE PLACE OF FREDDY'S BIRTH!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, if I remember correctly, he was born in Florida.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 08, 2020, 09:46:31 AM
*gives Russa a ginger mint too*
Thanks!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 08, 2020, 10:06:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 09:32:22 AM
THIS IS THE PLACE OF FREDDY'S BIRTH!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, if I remember correctly, he was born in Florida.
this is the thread though!!!!!
Lass, you're not correct.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 19, 2014, 12:33:07 AM
"I know that but I need to know if he saw "you" or not. If he saw you we now that it must be some sort of shape shiftier or metamorp, if not then it could jut be imitating your voice or playing a recording,"
W-W-What? n-n-no shapeshifters here...*giggles nervously*
er... b-bye, bye n-ow...*fades into the shadows*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 19, 2014, 12:14:13 AM
*Grumbles* I didn't tell anyone anything. You robot lot are a terrorist group!
p-page 400...! how cool...
Not as cool as some.
*Herman enters his chamber with wide eyes* Oh dear, am I mentally unwell? *Herman sobs in a corner*
Be happy! There's no problem with being insane, here!
Awww! thank you, Bookie!!! ^-^
*Gives Herman a cookie*
Goodie! *Herman consumes the cookie* Thank you! :D
*Continuez hovlin' from ze ventilation zhaft*
*Picks up the group hug he's apparently still attached to and walks out of the asylum.*
I'm getting squashed.
Is that video child-friendly?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 10, 2020, 09:55:29 PM
*Continuez hovlin'*
Deary me! Why are you so spookful, Hiag? :-|
*Pointz tae 'iz ztatuz bezoide 'iz pozt*
QuoteStatus: Lycany, Weasely, Winting.
Care to share some of your stories? (Regarding your many adventures)
Ze noo Ah am buzy viz Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic. May'apz zome ozer toime.
This was reply 666 to this topic.
Quote from: Izeroth on September 29, 2014, 02:19:47 AM
Ah! Wookies! Those guys overthrew my friend's empire, and I have a bit of a fear of 'em.
Hah!
I might see what other interesting posts there are with various special numbers.
Feel free!
Though, to a mathematician, all numbers are interesting. If you want the proof, I can give it to you.
Nah, I believe you.
The proof is actually rather... clever. I can't remember it word for word (plus there are probably multiple versions), but it goes something like this:
Spoiler
If not all numbers were interesting, there would be a lowest uninteresting number, which would therefore make it interesting. As that number is now regarded as interesting, another number is now the lowest uninteresting number, but, by the same logic, that can also be ruled out. Therefore, all numbers are interesting.
Heh, That's actually pretty cool. Where'd you first learn that?
A maths book. I've read multiple, so don't ask which one, since I can't remember.
I wouldn't dream of it.
Quote from: Booklover on April 10, 2020, 11:45:55 PM
The proof is actually rather... clever. I can't remember it word for word (plus there are probably multiple versions), but it goes something like this:
Spoiler
If not all numbers were interesting, there would be a lowest uninteresting number, which would therefore make it interesting. As that number is now regarded as interesting, another number is now the lowest uninteresting number, but, by the same logic, that can also be ruled out. Therefore, all numbers are interesting.
Alternatively, all numbers are
uninteresting :laugh:
I don't find maths particularly hard, just time consuming and frustrating.
*is still trying to figger out what 1+3 is*
6
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 01:00:51 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 10, 2020, 11:45:55 PM
The proof is actually rather... clever. I can't remember it word for word (plus there are probably multiple versions), but it goes something like this:
Spoiler
If not all numbers were interesting, there would be a lowest uninteresting number, which would therefore make it interesting. As that number is now regarded as interesting, another number is now the lowest uninteresting number, but, by the same logic, that can also be ruled out. Therefore, all numbers are interesting.
Alternatively, all numbers are uninteresting :laugh:
Yeah, I generally go with that viewpoint.
...
*is still in a group hug...drags Miss Russa into the group hug*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 11, 2020, 05:30:58 AM
*is still trying to figger out what 1+3 is*
Which base? In bases 5 and above, 1+3=4, in base 4 1+3=10, and any bases below 4 it's an error message.
Booklover, cease and desist.
No.
*eats Booklover*
You agreed that you wouldn't. *gets out of the way before Teer can eat me*
Not I didn't. *Booklover has been eaten*
You did. *Booklover has not been eaten*
Both statements are incorrect.
That statement is incorrect.
*Hoiho bites Teer*
*bites Hoiho, very very gently*
O_O
o_o
_o
o
*Closes door.*
Goodbye. *strokes Hoiho's headfeathers.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 12, 2020, 12:40:17 AM
*bites Hoiho, very very gently*
*Hoiho screams in rage and flys around the room then lands on Ebby's head*
Actually, Hoiho would've started nibbling on Eb's teeth in such a situation.
after eating her freckles...
Ouch.
Lazt veek Ah completed ze Jeedai Zentinel clazz ztory in Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic. Ah zen ztarted a Zith vone, zae Ah'm currently daein' ze Zith Azzazzin vone ze noo.
Und zae ze Zith in me iz ztill deloighted viz ziz action.
Ah vaz on Balmorra, und Ah needed tae get ziz zerum zae Ah could gae intae ziz place filled viz toxic vazte tae look fer ziz Zith artifact. But ze only Imperial zcientizt on ze planet zat could create vone 'ad defected tae ze Balmorran rebelz. Zae Ah tae gae und 'convince' 'im tae 'un-defect', und brought 'im back. 'e made ze zerum, und gave it tae me. Ah told 'im 'e vaz free tae gae. 'e vaz confused becauze zat didnae zound like a Zith zing tae dae, tae vhich ah zuggezted 'e didnae give me toime tae reconsider ze decizion. Zae 'e zaid 'e needed tae get transport zen, und contacted ziz officer on an 'olocommunicator tae zet zingz in order. Zey officer zaid 'e needed me permizzion fer it... Ah zen zaid inztead zat ze zcientizt vaz a traitor, und zae ze officer zent zome zoldierz tae arrest 'im. 'e vaz very upzet at ziz.
*Laughz gleefully, zen hovlz*
Where's the warden? You can usually find Skarz 'round 'ere.
He ran away. ^-^
The smile there scares me a little.
why though?
Because that means you're happy he's gone.
@The Skarzs Help.
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 13, 2020, 12:30:08 AM
Where's the warden? You can usually find Skarz 'round 'ere.
Is there some particular reason you seek the warden of this establishment? Perhaps we could help.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 13, 2020, 01:01:13 AM
Because that means you're happy he's gone.
@The Smelly cat Help.
well, obviously! :)
*is not sure whether to be amused or horrified*
why? THE WORLD IS YOUR LEMON!!!!!!!!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 13, 2020, 01:11:19 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 13, 2020, 12:30:08 AM
Where's the warden? You can usually find Skarz 'round 'ere.
Is there some particular reason you seek the warden of this establishment? Perhaps we could help.
Just curious, things seem to be... out of order.
Out of order? Oh oblivious optometrists! ::)
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 13, 2020, 04:01:09 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 13, 2020, 01:11:19 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 13, 2020, 12:30:08 AM
Where's the warden? You can usually find Skarz 'round 'ere.
Is there some particular reason you seek the warden of this establishment? Perhaps we could help.
Just curious, things seem to be... out of order.
I'm not sure things were ever very orderly here, even when the warden was around.
*starts shooting beasts*
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 13, 2020, 04:01:09 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 13, 2020, 01:11:19 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 13, 2020, 12:30:08 AM
Where's the warden? You can usually find Skarz 'round 'ere.
Is there some particular reason you seek the warden of this establishment? Perhaps we could help.
Just curious, things seem to be... out of order.
Isn't that the point?
*pokes Bookie *
Oy. *pokes Lass*
Mink!
*Pokes Bookie again*
*ignores Lass*
*is still in a group hug*
*Hovlz again*
*Carries the group hug outside.*
you already did that, and I really don't know how...
I hadn't made it outside previously; now I have. ^-^
ah...*hugs*
*grabs Hiag and pulls him into the group hug*
That's a mighty large reach ya got there.
*shrugs* It's a family thing.
lies.
*Iz ztill in ze ventilation zhaft hovlin'; Proceedz tae let eight Bludgerz looze in ze Inzane Azylum*
*Slices a bludger in half.*
That's probably going to be more dangerous.
Hmmm, I wonder. *calls for a house elf* Enchant these to go after HIAG.
*poof! they go after Hiag*
Don't worry, we won't vanish the bones in your arm.
M-mm..
*Begins wandering the countryside, carrying the group hug.*
*Blaztz zem viz Force loightenin' az zey try tae 'it me* Did ye really zink zat vid vork?
It did get rid of the bludgers.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 10:09:01 PM
*Begins wandering the countryside, carrying the group hug.*
Need any help with that?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 10:09:01 PM
*Begins wandering the countryside, carrying the group hug.*
I....ca't...breathe....
*Joins in group hug* Better?
*can't breathe*
*cannot breathe either*
*Brings the group hug to a nice meadow, the Insane Asylum still visible in the distance.*
*faints from lack of air*
*Sets the group hug down.* This is a good place.
*collapses to the ground*
*ignores Hiag's Force lightening and brings him along anyway*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 14, 2020, 10:45:21 PM
*Blaztz zem viz Force loightenin' az zey try tae 'it me* Did ye really zink zat vid vork?
Yes. My aim was to get you to destroy them, or if that didn't work make them chase after you instead of us.
*takes in a shaky breath*
(just a typo, Kade)
Shacky? So, like this:
Spoiler
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Rundown_Shack.jpg/200px-Rundown_Shack.jpg)
(no)
Quote from: Booklover on April 15, 2020, 08:51:09 AM
Shacky? So, like this: Spoiler
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Rundown_Shack.jpg/200px-Rundown_Shack.jpg)
We have those all over the place around here.
Not so much here.
True. But I do live in the country.
So, how is everyone?
Good.
Suitably insane?
Indeed.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 08:37:44 AM
*ignores Hiag's Force lightening and brings him along anyway*
*Dizappearz viz a *Pop* und iz back in ze ventilation zhaft hovlin'* POP GAEZ ZE WEASEL!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 15, 2020, 04:04:40 PM
So, how is everyone?
I'm as well as can be expected, seen as both my siblings appear to be dead. Silly chooks need to keep breathing.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 15, 2020, 02:28:18 PM
Quote from: Booklover on April 15, 2020, 08:51:09 AM
Shacky? So, like this: Spoiler
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Rundown_Shack.jpg/200px-Rundown_Shack.jpg)
We have those all over the place around here.
We don't really have any like that but there are plenty of duck-shooting huts.
Waka Waka Waka.
Eh eh eh.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 15, 2020, 09:35:06 PM
Waka Waka Waka.
Waka! *grabs waka and begins to float down the river*
I believe his "waka" is of the yellow, ghost eating variety.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 15, 2020, 08:49:47 AM
*takes in a shaky breath*
(just a typo, Kade)
Why do I keep getting blamed for things that I don't even know about?
(because.)
But I didn't do anything!
(you always get upset when I edit things!!!!)
*is not breathing *
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 09:59:27 PM
I believe his "waka" is of the yellow, ghost eating variety.
Um... what?
Pac-man. The onomatopoeia for the sound he makes while moving around is "waka waka waka".
Oh. Well... *suddenly falls into a volcano*
O_O
*would reply with something along the lines of 'How would I know?' but hit head on a rock on the way down and is currently floating face down in the lava, unconscious*
:o *poof Teer to safety *
She can breathe the stuff. She'd have been fine.
*wakes up* how am I not dead...
Ooo, there's a volcano? *Picks up the group hug again and carries it to the volcano.*
*screams while I still can* let me goooo!!!!
*was in safety already and so wasn't poofed anywhere. Is still unconscious*
*is on fire*
Silly Lass, you're fine! This volcano won't dare let lava near us while I'm around. *The lava quickly recedes. Kade sets the group hug down and retrieves Teer.* Goodness, sis, how did you end up like this? *Begins making some peppermint tea, assuming that Teer'll have a headache when she comes to.*
*readies the kawakawa ointment for any scraps that Teer might have gained*
*is still unconscious*
*Finishes preparing peppermint tea and zaps Teer with good ol' rays of healing.*
*Teer is healed*
/me is a pile of ash
*Gently collects Lass in a dustpan and deposits her in an urn*
/me is now in an urn
*Glances into the urn* Comfortable?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 09:42:30 PM
*Finishes preparing peppermint tea and zaps Teer with good ol' rays of healing.*
*wakes up indignantly* Why would you wake me up like that? I was having such a pleasant dream.
*Smiles at Teer.* Now now, sis. I have some peppermint tea for you. And here's some honey; I wasn't sure how much you usually used, so I haven't put any in yet.
*hugs Teer*
*smiles gratefully* Well, thanks. I'd accept it gratefully but Eb's pinning my paws to my sides so that kinda difficult.
Sorry! *releases Teer*
That's good. It's rather unfortunate that you're dead, though. :-\
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 02:32:20 AM
Sorry! *releases Teer*
*smiles* Thanks, Eb. I appreciate the hug. *takes peppermint tea and puts half a teaspoonful of honey in it* Yum. Thanks, Kade.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2020, 02:38:24 AM
That's good. It's rather unfortunate that you're dead, though. :-\
Eh, being dead isn't all that bad..
*Pours some peppermint tea into the urn.* For you, Lass. ^-^
10 pages left.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 18, 2020, 03:31:54 AM
*Pours some peppermint tea into the urn.* For you, Lass. ^-^
Er...thanks...
Und if ye vere tae gae on an 'oliday, it moight be caved a 'vell-urned' vacation? Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
Ach... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ye're a bonnie lad, Hiag.
Indeed.
Aye Aye!
Up the riggings!
Burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 18, 2020, 07:20:33 PM
Und if ye vere tae gae on an 'oliday, it moight be caved a 'vell-urned' vacation? Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
Puns are acceptable when they're written like that, even if they are in italics.
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-12/256/package.png)
DELIVERY!
Brand new plushie for
@Booklover.
*holds up paper*
Uuummm, sign here please.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 18, 2020, 11:29:39 PM
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-12/256/package.png)
DELIVERY!
Brand new plushie for @Booklover.
*holds up paper*
Uuummm, sign here please.
*signs* Thank you! *takes plushie*
*is floating in tea*
Drink up, Lass!
Quote from: Booklover on April 19, 2020, 11:18:59 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 18, 2020, 11:29:39 PM
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-12/256/package.png)
DELIVERY!
Brand new plushie for @Booklover.
*holds up paper*
Uuummm, sign here please.
What kind of plushie? Certain ones can be dangerous, you know.
Ask Captain Wortshire, not me. I didn't specify.
*phone beeps and plays message*
'Hello this is the Captain speaking.'
'This particular plushie is hand sewn and made of 100% recycled biodegradable material.'
'Also it's a red panda, and who doesn't like red pandas?'
'If you are not satisfied with your purchase, all returns must be addressed to Worty's Totally Reliable Delivery Service™.'
'Once again, thank you for ordering from Worty's Totally Reliable Delivery Service™, please consider leaving us a review on our page and please recommend our services to your friends.'
*beep*
RED PANDA
Cute.
Spoiler
(https://miro.medium.com/max/371/1*_gOX6u1BPeFtRgQltdUQmg.jpeg)
Master Shifu is a red panda!
Cute.
*is bored*
Bored, Bored, Boredom...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 03:38:58 AM
Spoiler
(https://miro.medium.com/max/371/1*_gOX6u1BPeFtRgQltdUQmg.jpeg)
Yeah, but real Red Pandas are why cuter than he.
That is true, sadly.
Spoiler
(https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/sciam/assets/Image/16339195416_71a2607816_k.jpg)
THEY'RE SO ADORABLE
LOOK AT ITS EARS
I got something cuter with even more adorable ears:
http://[(https://i.ibb.co/GFdxdVk/20200421-171114.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Ptrmr54)]
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Kitty Kat!
That was before she got her haircut. She looks tidier now.
*sighs sadly* and less cute..
Nah, she's still adorable.
Indeed I am.
I have finally worked out how not to procrastinate so much that I only do my schoolwork last minute! Yay!
Yay! ;D
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/animaljam/images/1/15/Journey-Book_Mt-Shiveer_Red-Panda-Plushie.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20151220185818)
*presses 'keep'*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 21, 2020, 02:53:59 PM
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/animaljam/images/1/15/Journey-Book_Mt-Shiveer_Red-Panda-Plushie.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20151220185818)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Booklover, I'm not sure you fully appreciate the adorableness of my Cat.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:13:36 AM
I got something cuter with even more adorable ears:
http://[(https://i.ibb.co/GFdxdVk/20200421-171114.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Ptrmr54)]
::)
So adorable I was lost for words.
I suspect you're not being sincere.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2014, 11:04:55 PM
I've been locked up.
Hey, Del; can you release Corn?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2014, 11:05:49 PM
Does that mean I passed my pyschosis test?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2014, 11:06:10 PM
(It's up to Del, unfortunately)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2014, 11:07:48 PM
You're the owner!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2014, 11:19:42 PM
I'M STUCK IN A CELL BECAUSE I'M CRAZY!!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2014, 11:20:46 PM
THEN WHY DID YOU START THIS PLACE?!?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2014, 11:33:02 PM
BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!
Hehehehehehehe
*is alive....some how...*
As you should be.
incorrect...most incorrect...
-_-
*Hovlz, zen zetz fire tae anozer pair o' curtainz, az vell az ztill bein' in ze ventilation zhaft*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:13:36 AM
I got something cuter with even more adorable ears:
http://[(https://i.ibb.co/GFdxdVk/20200421-171114.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Ptrmr54)]
I can't let this get lost in the realms of ancient posts.
Vladimir Putin summons Comrade Elmo.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1jy3pev2Eu5Ve/giphy.gif)
Gandalf?...
Nope.
*is sad*
(https://www.thefactsite.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/gandalf-facts.jpg)
Gandelf!!!!!
/me hugs Gandelf
*Zetz a giant firevorkz zet ootzoide on fire, zen runz back inzoide tae vatch from ze ventilation zhaft*
Well, I didn't see that coming...
(https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11130/111303295/6910811-7334359685-4EJpS.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/3a9el.gif?noredirect)
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/9455bfffcccff625962b7337e19c0fb1/tumblr_n3zr94XEY11sia893o1_400.gif)
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/JOsxozEoZLmbC/source.gif)
"You are completely out of your mind!"
"'ov iz zat nevz tae anyvone?"
*High fives Hiag*
*'igh-foivez Sebias*
*Sticks hand in the middle to creat an awkward high-five-sandwich.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 01:14:01 AM
*Sticks hand in the middle to creat an awkward high-five-sandwich.*
*chuckles and kisses Verdauga's nose*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 24, 2020, 07:10:02 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 01:14:01 AM
*Sticks hand in the middle to creat an awkward high-five-sandwich.*
*chuckles and kisses Verdauga's nose*
I have words to say. The next time this happens, they shall appear. At that point, you can't get upset at me because it will be your own doing. ^-^
*Ze firevorkz gae off viz multiple loud bangz, und zhoot up intae ze zky und explode majorly*
Major indeed! *Claps.*
Awwww, look at them, how cute!
-_-
Spoiler
That was pretty funny though. :laugh:
Where you expecting something else, Seb?
I don't think so. :P Why?
I figured since you @'ed Corn, you were expecting some sort of reaction, is all :laugh:
Oh. My bad. I thought you said someONE else. Oops. :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 03:04:49 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 24, 2020, 07:10:02 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 01:14:01 AM
*Sticks hand in the middle to creat an awkward high-five-sandwich.*
*chuckles and kisses Verdauga's nose*
I have words to say. The next time this happens, they shall appear. At that point, you can't get upset at me because it will be your own doing. ^-^
You would yet be to blame for you said it.
*Kisses Teer's nose.*
Nah, it's because I've been trying to resist saying it, but you people keep doing the thing that makes me want to say it, snot sucker.
You can resist further, can't you? Or are you not as powerful as you make yourself out to be? ;)
*Watches with wide eyes and eats popcorn*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 08:29:30 PM
You can resist further, can't you? Or are you not as powerful as you make yourself out to be? ;)
I'm so powerful that I can't resist my own power, as odd as that may seem. Besides, already said it. It isn't bad or anything, just mildly gross if you actually think about it.
*Boops Kade's nose.*
Have you though?
*Is booped.*
Yeah, it was "snot sucker". Teer kept kissing your nose (and now you've done as much to her) and everytime it made me think of her sucking the snot out of your nose.
Like I said, not bad, just kinda gross if you think about it.
*Faints*
Ach... *Hovlz from ze ventilation zhaft*
*Is sprawled out on the ground*
"Someone get the ambulance I think Seb had wierd pictures in his mind and has been permanently scarred."
Or a Doctor. Doctor Vho zough?
Doctor Doctor.
"He is hyperventilating!"
Well, that's Strange.
"He's drooling!"
Ve muzt nae Doolittle.
"Help he's starting to smile"
Iz 'e an Octopuz yet?
"No but his nose is getting bigger"
Tiz nae Seuss. Vot zhould ve dae?
"I dunno put him in the microwave?"
Ah dinnae ken. Vait a moment... *Dropz zmellin' zaltz ontae Sebias* 'e zhould be avroight in a couple minutez...
"He looks like a pizza!"
Ach zen, ve zhould add zome Pepperoni! *Zrovz Pepperoniz on Sebias*
"I'll go get the mozzarella!"
*Pullz oot Anchoviez from a draver*
*Grabs mozzarella and begins to grate it*
"HIAG does pineapple go on pizza?"
Aye, o' courze! Und zae dae Muzhroomz tae boot! *Getz Muzhroomz*
*Teleports Seb out of the topic.*
*Walks in with fresh mozzarella pineapple and mushrooms*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 02:02:14 AM
*Teleports Seb out of the topic.*
Ach, na' ve 'ave tae decorate Verdauga az a pizza inztead! Und ve 'ave ztart
AV O'ER again! *Getz more Pepperoni, zmellin' zaltz, und Anchoviez und beginz puttin' zem on Verdauga*
*Puts mozzarella pineapples and mushrooms on Verdauga*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 08:35:39 PM
*Faints*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 11:28:03 PM
*Is sprawled out on the ground*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:20:12 AM
"Someone get the ambulance I think Seb had wierd pictures in his mind and has been permanently scarred."
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:23:22 AM
Or a Doctor. Doctor Vho zough?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 12:24:50 AM
Doctor Doctor.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:26:24 AM
"He is hyperventilating!"
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 12:27:02 AM
Well, that's Strange.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:28:00 AM
"He's drooling!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:29:34 AM
Ve muzt nae Doolittle.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:30:30 AM
"Help he's starting to smile"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:40:11 AM
Iz 'e an Octopuz yet?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:42:03 AM
"No but his nose is getting bigger"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:54:11 AM
Tiz nae Seuss. Vot zhould ve dae?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:56:06 AM
"I dunno put him in the microwave?"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:09:33 AM
Ah dinnae ken. Vait a moment... *Dropz zmellin' zaltz ontae Sebias* 'e zhould be avroight in a couple minutez...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 01:29:58 AM
"He looks like a pizza!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:40:02 AM
Ach zen, ve zhould add zome Pepperoni! *Zrovz Pepperoniz on Sebias*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 01:41:05 AM
"I'll go get the mozzarella!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:47:56 AM
*Pullz oot Anchoviez from a draver*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 01:49:29 AM
*Grabs mozzarella and begins to grate it*
"HIAG does pineapple go on pizza?"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:55:38 AM
Aye, o' courze! Und zae dae Muzhroomz tae boot! *Getz Muzhroomz*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 02:02:14 AM
*Teleports Seb out of the topic.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 02:17:03 AM
*Walks in with fresh mozzarella pineapple and mushrooms*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 02:02:14 AM
*Teleports Seb out of the topic.*
Ach, na' ve 'ave tae decorate Verdauga az a pizza inztead! Und ve 'ave ztart AV O'ER again! *Getz more Pepperoni, zmellin' zaltz, und Anchoviez und beginz puttin' zem on Verdauga*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 04:13:35 AM
*Puts mozzarella pineapples and mushrooms on Verdauga*
Good work, men!
"Imma get the pizza stone!"
*Gets pizza stone*
Don't touch him.
"The deed has been done!"
O-O
He just fainted! If you leave him alone he'll come round!
*grabs Verdauga, licks him clean and takes him out of the topic* Leave my husband alone.
O-O
Yeah, I have to agree with Scott on that one.
*from outside the topic* Well, you wanted havok, you'll get it. (And you don't need to steal my husband in the process!)
No, I'm talking about the... you know what, never mind.
Yea it's gross.
(chill guys, she's joking, she would never do that irl, she's trying to gross you out.)
I don't trust you completely on that.
Vho zhould ve decorate az a pizza next zen?
Ummm. Ebantu!
*Starts sprinkling Ebantu with mozzarella*
*Addz green pepperz*
*Puts mushrooms and pineapples*
You missed out the tomato sauce.
Get. Away. From. Me. :)
Quote from: Booklover on April 25, 2020, 10:27:57 AM
I don't trust you completely on that.
That's just gross.
*tail enters topic, wraps around Eb and pulls her out* Leave my sister alone.
Thank you..
Le hannon, Teer.
:-|
*Skips through the scene, scattering flowers about.*
*avoids the flowers*
420 is the next post.
6285*
He meant the page, but I understand the confusion.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 28, 2020, 03:29:44 AM
*avoids the flowers*
Bu- but why? *Skips away crying.*
*skips after Kade* Do I need a reason for everything? Flowers mess up fur, you should be able to appreciate that excuse. (I'm leaving for about half an hour, but I'll be back. ^-^)
(Kk ^-^)
*Continues skipping away, tears subsiding.* That doesn't make any sense! If anything, I think some flowers in your fur would look lovely!
True. I should have said I don't tolerate flowers in my fur so I brush them off and that messes up fur.
So, you make your fur messy then.
I suppose you could say that.
*©3|3b®@+3$ 420*
Pourquoi?
Seriously, don't ask -_-
Too late, I just did.
Take it back.
I can't.
*does not celebrate 420, because it is not the Answer*
(One-Eye said '*celebrates 420*'.)
You honestly aren't missing out on much.
Can't you read what he says?
Aye.
...
*Cackles*
*is terrified of what Seb is planning*
*Arrives in topic*
Ah, I'm back.
(https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/11/117796/5430221-entrance.gif)
Welp, that's over dramatic...
So, you know the maps without New Zealand? Look at this wonderful map: (https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/07D1/production/_98110020_global_plate_tectonics_640_v4-nc.png)
Kill it...Kill it with fire...and axes...
But it's got New Zealand on it! (Twice, but still. The more the merrier, as they say.)
NZ isn't real.
I disown you.
I stab you. *stabs Kade*
Ouch (on both accounts)
Including Kade's Carrier Pigeon?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1QR9Kf2x2PrWw/giphy.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/EwC2dp7huS8mY/giphy.gif)
Goodness...
Gremlinz 2: Ze Nev Batch, actually.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 21, 2020, 06:21:38 PM
Ouch (on both accounts)
I can undisown you if you disown your statement.
And give her chocolate* ( ;D)
You've all been fooled!
No.
Nuh-uh.
See?!
I do! Exactly why you didn't fool me! Pfft.
I was completely fooled, and still don't know what the conversation is about.
XD
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 23, 2020, 11:11:05 AM
I was completely fooled, and still don't know what the conversation is about.
You're the only one that hasn't been fooled!
I'm nothing without my Hoiho...I have lost my sanity
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 04:22:53 PM
You're the only one that hasn't been fooled!
I know, right?
Quote from: lass of something much on May 27, 2020, 11:04:18 AM
I'm nothing without my Hoiho...I have lost my sanity
*Gives Lass her sanity, along with a hug*
Wow, this is amazing..
What is it like? I don't have any sanity, so I'm not sure. I hear it's nice.
Hmm. It's rather overrated, if you ask me.
Wait, you have it, too?
It comes and it goes. It's the main cause for my condescending tone on here, actually.
You do? Why?
. . .I do what? have sanity? I need it for school, I guess.
But why?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 09:49:33 PM
What is it like? I don't have any sanity, so I'm not sure. I hear it's nice.
It's amazing
Lies.
You wouldn't know.
Do people here have sanity? Oh, you poor, poor beasts... *Hits everyone with bolts of insanity*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Oh, are you saaaad?
I shall fix that.
*morns the loss of my sanity*
Your bolts of insanity had an adverse effect. I am sane now.
*throws a jug at One-eye*
Why would you throw a jug at me? That is not a sane thing to do.
*cackles*
*Confused smiling*
That is not a sane thing to do, Lass.
*stabs self*
Indeed. ^-^
Blood, blood aaaaand....not death...
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on June 03, 2020, 08:35:11 AM
Do people here have sanity? Oh, you poor, poor beasts... *Hits everyone with bolts of insanity*
No.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 28, 2020, 10:52:39 PM
It comes and it goes. It's the main cause for my condescending tone on here, actually.
What condescending tone, dearest? You never seem condescending to me.
Tiz av aboot ze Oyzterz iznae it? Ah kenned it!
Yep. I think so, at least.
Whose blood?
*points to self*
Ach... *Hovlz*
*Collapses and starts yelling about kangaroos*
*Ze Hyenaz 'oidin' in ze treez yell at Jarky tae keep it doon*
*Kangaroos hop in and kick the hyenas all the way to Forum Games*
*Ze Hyenaz return, und lob dominoz at ze Kangarooz*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 06, 2020, 11:11:38 PM
*points to self*
Best to keep drinking it then. That's supposed to stay on the inside, so ya might as well put it back.
*more blood*
*Ze vinged Piranahz appear*
WITNESS ME, BLOOD BAG
*bleeds more, looks down*
... Sooo... Who's in charge here now? (I'm surprised this thing is still running XP)
I think Skarzs is supposed to be, but he rarely makes an appearance. :P
Skarz and I used to rule this thread with an iron fist. XD It seems that it has fallen into disorder without us XD XP... not like it ever had much order XP...
I think this place needs someone to rule it with an iron fist. It's a lot of random nothing at the moment :laugh:
But being ruled by an iron fist goes against the very nature of Cellars threads! At the very least make it... I don't know, something obscure like moscovium instead!
Ruling with an iron fist used to be the whole point of the cellars XD each person was the ruler of their own domain and we lorded it over everyone. XD except for that one time me and Shade took over the entire cellars for a week XD. Though I suppose times change. XD If you would rather we could put it to a vote, all in favor of appointing me as supreme overlord so that they have something to try and usurp/bribe/gain favor with ect... say "aye". Those in favor of mob rule say "nay".
*says the pigeons rule*
Ok, so we have one vote for the pigeons... Are these just any pigeons or are they specific pigeons?
Eyan (cookies to anyone who figures out what I mean).
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 09:08:02 PM
Ruling with an iron fist used to be the whole point of the cellars XD each person was the ruler of their own domain and we lorded it over everyone. XD except for that one time me and Shade took over the entire cellars for a week XD. Though I suppose times change. XD If you would rather we could put it to a vote, all in favor of appointing me as supreme overlord so that they have something to try and usurp/bribe/gain favor with ect... say "aye". Those in favor of mob rule say "nay".
Aye! Imma vote for this olden gal. No offence. For with age comes wisdom. :D
Aye! Faiyloe is a age wizened old crone, and therefore best suited for the job we have just resurrected from the depths of old forum tradition.
Oh dear. This is going to develop into chaos very quickly.
No it won't. I am done with this newer generation attempting to take power. Finally, someone who will end this madness!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 12, 2020, 09:30:01 PM
Oh dear. This is going to develop into chaos very quickly.
It already is.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 09:20:52 PM
Ok, so we have one vote for the pigeons... Are these just any pigeons or are they specific pigeons?
Perhaps my long lost carrier pigeon?
Perhaps.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 12, 2020, 10:10:25 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 09:20:52 PM
Ok, so we have one vote for the pigeons... Are these just any pigeons or are they specific pigeons?
Perhaps my long lost carrier pigeon?
No? Fantail pigeons, duh.
You could be describing my long lost carrier pigeon with that statement, you don't know.
Quote from: Booklover on June 12, 2020, 09:34:59 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 12, 2020, 09:30:01 PM
Oh dear. This is going to develop into chaos very quickly.
It already is.
It has always been chaos. Entropy is the natural stat of the universe.
Also I am not offended by references to my age (Honestly I feel old XP). I am an ancient legend returning XD. I have knowledge of the old ways, I know the secrets of true chaos XD
Hmmm... eh, you got my vote.
I doubt your the oldest here, though :laugh:
lol, I'm defiantly not the oldest on here XD (Thanks for the vote :D ;D)
Wonderful. It looks like I have been voted into office. ;D Time to make things interesting. Russa is the only inmate who is still around since the time I used to be in charge. Therefore she is now appointed to senior asylum staff. By the way is that Froad of your's still around?
*runs into a wall* LET ME OUT I NEED TO FIND THE DEATHEATER'S STONE!!!!
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 09:08:02 PM
Ruling with an iron fist used to be the whole point of the cellars XD each person was the ruler of their own domain and we lorded it over everyone. XD except for that one time me and Shade took over the entire cellars for a week XD. Though I suppose times change. XD If you would rather we could put it to a vote, all in favor of appointing me as supreme overlord so that they have something to try and usurp/bribe/gain favor with ect... say "aye". Those in favor of mob rule say "nay".
You and Skarzs were great at ruling this place. It was so orderly and nothing bad ever happened to the inmates. I say Aye, go ahead. May your rule be long and prosperous! Can I help overthrow Rosie?
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 14, 2020, 05:26:24 AM
Wonderful. It looks like I have been voted into office. ;D Time to make things interesting. Russa is the only inmate who is still around since the time I used to be in charge. Therefore she is now appointed to senior asylum staff. By the way is that Froad of your's still around?
*Gasp* This is the most successful I have ever been! My parents will be so proud!
Yup, Freddy is alive and well. He's currently visiting some cousins in Croatia.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 14, 2020, 08:12:51 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 09:08:02 PM
Ruling with an iron fist used to be the whole point of the cellars XD each person was the ruler of their own domain and we lorded it over everyone. XD except for that one time me and Shade took over the entire cellars for a week XD. Though I suppose times change. XD If you would rather we could put it to a vote, all in favor of appointing me as supreme overlord so that they have something to try and usurp/bribe/gain favor with ect... say "aye". Those in favor of mob rule say "nay".
You and Skarzs were great at ruling this place. It was so orderly and nothing bad ever happened to the inmates. I say Aye, go ahead. May your rule be long and prosperous! Can I help overthrow Rosie?
Riiiight, noting bad
ever happened. ;D
(like that time when all the inmates took over and Skarz was just a brain in a jar for a while... XP)Wait what did Rosie do? Why does she need overthrowing?
@Russa Nodrey
(She's a global mod.
Everyone's scared.)
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 14, 2020, 03:26:47 PM
Wait what did Queen Rosie do? Why does she need overthrowing?
(She did nothing, I just decided that she is my Queen, and great Lady of the forum {Fanfiction board (along side Lady Corn), Roleplay board (with king of RP Dann), the Cellars, forum Games, Front lawns and so on} not just the cellars)
Weeeelll, I would say that my domain is moreso the General boards. I dare not steal Corn and Dann's Realms. ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on June 14, 2020, 03:37:43 PM
(She's a global mod.
Everyone's scared.)
*nods knowingly and scribbles something on a clipboard*
Ah, I see XD Well I have all the blackmail materials. Though if she is not interfering with my management of this asylum then meh, I'm cool with it XD.
*Punches button for room service.*
*Responds to Verdauga through the intercom* What is the emergency?
*Flinches and pulls hand off the button.* Um, uh, ere, ah-- oh I'm out of chocolate muffins! :'(
Well that really is an emergency. XD... Corn used to be the cook around here. Is she still around or do I need to higher a new cook... goodness I'm probably going to have to higher all new staff.
Hey, I'll work for you! I could use the break from the schools.
Alright, so you would like to apply for a position... what are your qualifications? *Leans over to Russa and whispers* On a scale of 1 to 10 how insane is this one?
*Teleports over to Faiyloe and claps hands.*
I'm so GLAD you asked! 8D I can cook (as demonstrated by my time at Kolman's Diner and Lounge), I can teach (Hectaville and Brockhall High), have administered first aid to the others on multiple occasions and haz worked at a hospital (or at least applied, so there!), and have even stalked fictional persons (at my business, Greeneye Ivestigationstm {check out the gif in my signature.}) so I am more than qualified for ennnny of the positions you have!
Wow that is quite a resume. Seeing as you were the one complaining about the muffin shortage you can be in charge of cooking so long as you do not try to poison anyone ;D.
Sweet!
*Looks around.*
. . .Er, which way is the kitchen, again?
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 14, 2020, 06:38:52 PM
Alright, so you would like to apply for a position... what are your qualifications? *Leans over to Russa and whispers* On a scale of 1 to 10 how insane is this one?
I don't know how or why, but he's actually pretty normal. I'd say a 2 or a 3.
*Begins wandering the halls.* My, what pleasant cotton. It reminds me of the yonder years yet to come. Very dutiful indeed.
0.o
*Smiles winningly.*
*backs away*
*Winning smile intensifies.*
*Leans back against the wall of my cell* Our story takes a surprising turn, with the election of Faiyloe Iron Fist (Who actually has my vote as well, btw, but the votes have already been cast, so...). Only fates know what will arise from this particular choice. The strands of a new cloth have begun. The die has been cast. What will happen next? Stay tuned to find out. *Bangs head against wall*
*Hears Seb's head smack into the wall from the kitchen.*
*Begins tearing hair out*
*Comes in with a fresh loaf of bread.*
Anything from the trolley, dears?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2020, 08:18:11 PM
*Leans back against the wall of my cell* Our story takes a surprising turn, with the election of Faiyloe Iron Fist (Who actually has my vote as well, btw, but the votes have already been cast, so...). Only fates know what will arise from this particular choice. The strands of a new cloth have begun. The dye has been cast. What will happen next? Stay tuned to find out. *Bangs head against wall*
Fixed it.
*sits in cell twiddling claws*
This looks like the right place.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 02:59:20 PM
*Winning smile intensifies.*
*backs into a wall* *closes eyes tightly*
*The Otterbadger's face grows closer to Eb's, winning smile intensifying.*
Doodles.
*opens one eye* ...what?
Chicken noodles!
*Kisses Eb on the nose before bounding away.*
(I thought you said no nose kisses? :laugh:)
*slides to the ground and sighs with relief*
(This is insane Kade. He doesn't know any better.)
(Ah, see.)
*Crashes through a wall and falls down the side of the building.*
Ah, to be a floating speck of dust on the breeze! What an exhilarating process!
Quote from: Verdauga on June 23, 2020, 12:39:26 AM
*Comes in with a fresh loaf of bread.*
Anything from the trolley, dears?
Yes, I'd love one-Shh! Quite! I shall bide my time... I have no need of food or water.
But... Everybeast needs food, and we don't want to be rude to the chef...*Grumbles* Fine. *Turns to Verdie* May I have one?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 04:46:23 PM
*Crashes through a wall and falls down the side of the building.*
Ah, to be a floating speck of dust on the breeze! What an exhilarating process!
*Whatitiri swoops down and catches the otterbadger on his back* (man, hast eagles are
so usuful :P)
Quote from: Verdauga on June 23, 2020, 12:39:26 AM
*Comes in with a fresh loaf of bread.*
Anything from the trolley, dears?
Doughnuts would be great, if that's alright.
*Passes Seb and Teer the bread and doughnuts, respectively.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 25, 2020, 07:06:45 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 04:46:23 PM
*Crashes through a wall and falls down the side of the building.*
Ah, to be a floating speck of dust on the breeze! What an exhilarating process!
*Whatitiri swoops down and catches the otterbadger on his back* (man, hast eagles are so usuful :P)
Dear me, abductions from above are in vogue. How time flies.
*Whatitiri lands gently on the ground and allows Kade to dismount*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 14, 2020, 05:36:43 PM
Weeeelll, I would say that my domain is moreso the General boards. I dare not steal Corn and Dann's Realms. ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on June 14, 2020, 03:37:43 PM
(She's a global mod.
Everyone's scared.)
*nods knowingly and scribbles something on a clipboard*
Oh...I'm very sorry my queen...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 01:05:32 AM
*Whatitiri lands gently on the ground and allows Kade to dismount*
*Has fallen asleep.*
*Whatitiri waits for approximately three seconds before losing patience and dumping the Otterbadger unceremoniously on the grass*
*Falls into a pit trap.*
Oh dear...
*The Otterbadger would be thinking much the same if he were awake for the journey.*
*After a short gravitationally oriented journey, Kade lands in the kitchen.*
(No, I'm not gonna let you get in harms way.)
*...on a pile of kitchen knives.*
( ^-^ )
(You just had to do that huh? :laugh: Alright, you win this time.)
*Hears Kade fall onto the sink with the cutlery.*
*Pokes him on the cheek.*
Are you ok there?
*Snores soundly and rolls off of the sink. A number of knives are sticking out of the Otterbadgers back fur, but there doesn't appear to be any bleeding.*
*Mumbles in his sleep.* ...where's the parrot cookie...?
*rushes into the kitchen and groans at the sight of Kade*
*Mr. Woofers barks from the kennel in the corner.*
*Snuffles in his sleep.* Who's... the muffin...?
(https://media.tenor.com/images/7debc4d4362777570d6282db3a435fe1/tenor.gif)
*Laughs quietly.* ...I see you... wiggles....
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ckvuK4mlUuohi/giphy.gif)
*Snores.* There's a... pineapple tentacle coming from... below....
(https://media.giphy.com/media/cgC6Mx1aJtBBe/giphy.gif)
*Still sleeping* ...nevermind... don't look behind you... hehehehe....
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/d6ff37273ecfcff430ed69f342d0153c/tumblr_njkkmoS8t41tq4of6o1_500.gif)
(Can't see that one, unfortunately :laugh:)
(Gollum shakes his head and says "no". XD)
(Ah, gotcha ;D)
*Sleeps harder.* It has entered... the fluffy pumpkin....
*Bangs head against wall*
Hehehe... Catty-cats... Watermelon... Fire, explosions... hehehehe...
*Mr. Woofers barks in concern.*
*Finishes making the meal of gruel.*
*Stands up and begins doing the One Legged Chicken Hop*
Hehehe, Wan-chan no kawaiiiiiii....
Heh. Heh-heh. Heheheheheh. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
*devours the food* Mmm, that was good. I like this place.
VERDAUGA, CAN I HAVE SOME CROISSANTS, PLEASE?
*Begins flailing about in his sleep.* Where's the pork master...?
In america, you have the right to bear arms. In Soviet Russia, you have the right to whole bear.
Ebby...Stay back...Sleeping otterbadgers like their wildcat plushies warm...
Don't worry; I have no intention of going any closer.
Good...I drew some of your characters BTW :)
Aw, thanks! Which ones?
Otter mum and baby fox
Awwwwwww! I'll see if I can come to your house today or tomorrow and you can show me! (Or just post it in your art thread :P)
*Flailing detensifies.* The muffins....
*throws a muffin straight into Kade's mouth*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 03, 2020, 08:20:24 PM
Awwwwwww! I'll see if I can come to your house today or tomorrow and you can show me! (Or just post it in your art thread :P)
You like?
Yes, they are beautiful!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 02:29:42 AM
*throws a muffin straight into Kade's mouth*
*Chews and wakes up.* Who made me eat poor Spatula?!
*hides behind the fridge*
I... I... he was my friend! *Begins sobbing.*
He was?! That's horrible! Why didn't they, huh?! Tell me!!!!!!!!
*smokes a pipe in the corner of my cell*
*Is a fire in the corner of my cell*
Are you ok?
Yup! I'm on fire! Isn't it pretty?
Ok, Lass is now a pyromaniac. I'm so proud!!!
*watches the flames envelope my paws and slowly burn through the flesh* Look, my paws are black now...It hurts. But it's a good pain.. A beautiful pain
O_O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 05, 2020, 12:41:47 PM
I... I... he was my friend! *Begins sobbing.*
*stays very still behind the fridge*
*slowly faints from the pain, cackling 'till the very second of death*
*Hoses Lass down with a fire extinguisher and bandages the burns.*
EDIT: I swear, keeping y'all alive is a full time job
(Hah! :laugh:)
*Is bored* I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
*would direct Seb to the 'Come here when you are bored' topic, but is currently hiding behind the fridge*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 01:08:26 PM
*Hoses Lass down with a fire extinguisher and bandages the burns.*
EDIT: I swear, keeping y'all alive is a full time job
My fire...You...You...YOU KILLED MY FIRE!!!!! *attacks Verdie*
Fire?! What fire?! HELP!!! FIRE!!!
*drives spoon into Verdies' neck*
{Goodness, that's violent. 0.e Unless you were driving the spoon like one does a car...}
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!
*bashes Verdie with a rubber rat*
*Rubs the bruise on my neck and leans away from the swinging rat.*
Ow. Hey, can you not?
*Getz zat odd look in 'iz eye* Did zomebeazt zay FIRE?
*Pullz oot a pack o' matchez, coverz av o' ze curtainz viz kerozine, loightz a match, und ztartz ze fire*
Major! *Laughz gleefully*
*Falls asleep again.*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 07, 2020, 01:49:33 PM
*Rubs the bruise on my neck and leans away from the swinging rat.*
Ow. Hey, can you not?
{I'm not a rat! >:(}
*tries to eat Verdie's footpaw*
(You were trying to bash my face with a rubber rat. It was swinging to and fro, not quite you. Besides, I know you're a cute li'l otter-squirrel-bird.)
*Watches Lass in befuddlement.* I mean, at least you aren't trying to attack my hands or elbows, but i do wear shoes...
{I may, or may not have forgotten about that :P
Little, as I may be, not even the most delusional beast could say I'm cute unless they mean 'ugly but interesting'}
*continues trying to eat Verdie's footpaws off*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 07, 2020, 06:41:29 PM
{I may, or may not have forgotten about that :P
Little, as I may be, not even the most delusional beast could say I'm cute unless they mean 'ugly but interesting'}
Hardly. You're very cute.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 07, 2020, 06:41:29 PM
*continues trying to eat Verdie's footpaws off*
That is weird though.
*Mumbles in his sleep.* She's clearly hungry, the poor child. Can't you lend a paw...?
I don't think she's hungry. There's food on the trolley if she wanted anything to eat.
*breaths fire on Verdie's footpaw to cook it*
*Steps away from Lass.*
Hey! I paid good money for these!
*looks up at Verdie, then starts to shapeshift so fast you can see nothing but a blur of light, then nothing*
*Issues a calling trace on Lass.*
*is gone*
(How come when I make a pun, it get's ignored?)
The apostrophe is for flavor.
(Oh, I caught the pun.)
(Pretty good, actually, but I can take that much too literally in the Cellars, so I did.)
(Myeh)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 01:37:29 AM
The apostrophe is for flavor.
*mutters darkly from behind the fridge*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 01:37:29 AM
(How come when I make a pun, it get's ignored?)
The apostrophe is for flavor.
(I did laugh, but I am mad in here, plus I was busy eating Verdie, sooooo...)
*continues smoking pipe*
idiots.
(I have no idea why I laughed at that..)
*Locates Lass.*
*is nonexistent*
*is becoming bored*
*Begins rolling in his sleep.*
*watches*
*Slowly rolls towards Eb at about 100mph.*
*squeaks and disappears behind the fridge again*
*Drops a meat hammer directly in Kade's path.*
*Launches off the object and flies through the air at about 107mph.*
*closes eyes and whimpers*
*Continues making the next meal.*
*Goes flying out a window above the fridge.*
*sighs in relief*
*There is--or was--no window above the fridge.*
O_O
*looks at gaping hole* There is now..
*Sighs and moves the hole over to where the window is.*
*Crash!!!*
I'll fix that window later.
*Old man comes running out, shaking his cane* Come back here and pay for my window, you whippersnapper!
Did you just call Skarzs old?
Naw. I said "man", not cave troll. ^-^
But Skar owns the asylum, so it's his window.
Waka Waka Waka!
Fire!
How graceful.
*Fires Corn.*
*Corn on the cob, that is.*
Yum yum, popCorn is delightful.
Oh, hi Kade. Did you have a nice flight?
T'was terrible, truly a blast. No crackers or sofas in sight.
How tragic. *carefully climbs out from behind the fridge*
So, how are your fingers? Are they doing as well as tomatoes?
o.0
Um...yeah. They're fine.
So, as cucumbers then.
Verily indeed, Sir Bushthrower. The poor daises have retreated below. Time now!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 10:35:29 PM
Fire!
*Getz ze familiar odd look tae 'iz eye* Did zomebeazt zay
FIRE?*Loightz Kade'z fur on fire vhoilzt laughin' gleefully*
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.JNC91mB0boC8HAsGFn6BuwHaFL?w=222&h=180&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7)
*Kade's fur is luckily fire proof.*
Ah yes, a warmth for my soul doth enter forth! Where the water sleeps and the printer paper is abundant, that is home.
...what? *checks the thread title* Oh, I see.
Such an adorable whippersnapper! My, the time digs.
Oh-kay...*quietly leaves*
*Loudly follows.*
*climbs a tree*
*Trees a climb.*
...?
Mm, yes. That was fun.
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/9e24b7590d24c5b1934f59ccca1e7743/tumblr_n2pde9appk1qj4djgo4_250.gif)
*Bump*
Hmm...
Did you whack your noggin?
*Bangs head against wall*
*Said head cracks*
Oh dear.
*Cackles*
o.0
*dead-deadly-deading*
That doesn't sound like fun. *Gives Lass a Vanilla Muffin of Life*
*Ztartz bangin' 'iz 'ead againzt ze vall*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 05, 2020, 04:19:52 AM
That doesn't sound like fun. *Gives Lass a Vanilla Muffin of Life*
Quite explosive, those things.
*Looks back up*
I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!
*Hands Seb a baguette, concerned.*
Welcome... back..?
*Continuez bangin' 'iz 'ead againzt ze vall*
*Begins tearing the baguette to shreds slowly, while smiling at Verdauga* Hey there, little kitty, could you let me out?
So adorable.
*Eye begins looking around wildly* Hehe... Heh. Haha.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 09:32:48 PM
*Begins tearing the baguette to shreds slowly, while smiling at Verdauga* Hey there, little kitty, could you let me out?
Wait there's a cat here? Why'm I hanging around you?!
*Starts searching for the kitty.*
...
*Returns several minutes later*
You lied to me U
^U
*Sebias begins to cry and slaps his paws against the floor*
*Hands Seb a bowl of soup.*
*backs away, ever so slowly*
*Also does this.*
From what/who?
*Indeed*
*Sebias grabs a nearby chicken, who happened to by wandering around*
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6069aecc1f1128b71ec4beb831773ff/tumblr_o0wx4uyrb41rgx1dyo4_250.gif)
*The chicken, unused to Seb, starts squawking, flapping its wings, and trying to run away.*
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/52/bf/5752bf79b504345c7dce60207ccf7a0a.gif)
*Freddy hops silently down the hall*
*lights the wall of my padded cell on fire*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 09, 2020, 03:20:49 AM
*Freddy hops silently down the hall*
*Hops behind Freddy.*
NO! THE PRISONERS ARE ESCAPING!! SOUND THE ALARM!
*Furiously blows into a kazoo.*
/me looks up at Verdie quizzically
*Kazoos furiously.*
/me sits in her cell chewing on her paw
*Zetz fire tae an antique zet o' curtainz, zen hovlz*
/me is bored
*Freddy hops right out the door*
*Looks at wall*
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3f7455b6fbb557aa5ea7c0ea591e88b/tumblr_n52fgsT4101swendro7_250.gif)
/me coos and crawls up to the door
*Turns to Infant Lass*
Or maybe you could be the platypus.
What a patta-pis?
I am the egg man. *Sneezes.*
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/0e43a76b85fd43cd64e92a991bccb5f4/tumblr_pl42xzZfp41r5zq6ao1_500.gifv)
Did zomebeazt mention FIRE?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/R0fZ5K1BspBjW/giphy.gif)
*Zetz fire tae Sebias' 'air*
Not his air!
My hair! *Sobs* My beautiful hair!!!!
0.0
*Zetz fire tae ze cealin'*
*Brings face to a hole into Hiag's cell*
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Let me guess. You were bored?
That was a while ago. I have aqquired a new story of how I got my scars.
Oh.
*Jaws pokez 'iz 'ead oot from 'iz ovn room, und roarz zummat aboot a boat*
*Zetz ze chairz on fire next*
I was climbing a barbed wire fence and I fell. My face got caught on the wire.
...Ouch. My brother did something similar to his hand once. He tried to slow himself down when he was running down a hill and didn't realise the fence was barbed wire.
*Hovlz*
Yes, that does sound painful.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2020, 03:42:41 AM
I was climbing a barbed wire fence and I fell. My face got caught on the wire.
O.O
/me hides behind Scott
*Poke*
*Gaez intae ze Azylum kitchen und beginz zettin' oven mittz on fire, zen hovlz*
O.O
*Grabs the oven mitts and tosses them into the oven, before glaring at HIAG.*
Go set the lobby curtains on fire.
Ach, Ah avready did zat. *Zetz ze paper tovelz on fire next; Hovlz again*
/me runs around her cell screaming
*Lets the papre tow'ls burn.*
*Eats cards*
Why hello, fellow Asylumites. How be ye all?
I'm doing well, thank you. Just putting the finishing touches on my Escape Tunnel™. ^-^
My, that sounds exquisite! Might I assist in some small part?
*Zetz ze 'Velcome Tae Ze Inzane Azylum' zignz on fire, zen hovlz*
*Laughs manically, while tearing at the wall of my padded cell*
/me looks on in horrified silence
I'm getting out of here. Almost halfway through the wall by now.
/me quietly slips a sword through the food gap
Thanks, Lass!
*cuts through the wall and into the hallway*
*backs away slowly* I take it your current mood is maniacal?
Perhaps.
/me waves to One-eye and Ebby
*Presses up a against the window of Lass's cell*
You want out?
/me nods
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 02:42:48 PM
My, that sounds exquisite! Might I assist in some small part?
But of course! You can be the lookout. Just start screaming if you hear the guards coming. I need time to hide my spoon and cover the tunnel entrance with my mattress. ^-^
*Pushes a trolley loaded with food into the cell block*
My! Don't you want something to much on while escaping? *Smiles*
*Begins screaming.*
Was that a yes there? *Pushes the food cart up to Kade's cell.* What would you like? ^v^
*Double posts accidentally, yet ominously.*
T'ankoo! /me waddles out
Ze Duck valked up tae ze lemonade ztand...
*Zetz ze food-cart on fire* (entre-food name 'ere)-flambé anybeazt?
*Hovlz*
*Glares at HIAG and extinguishes the fire.*
Mess with the other departments, fine. Burn down my food cart? Please don't.
Ach, Ah viznae burnin' ze cart, juzt ze food on it...
*Zetz ze fire-alarmz on fire*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 29, 2020, 11:52:30 PM
Ze Duck valked up tae ze lemonade ztand...
*Zetz ze food-cart on fire* (entre-food name 'ere)-flambé anybeazt?
*Hovlz*
You set the cart on fire.
Ah zet ze cart on fire tae burn ze food zat vaz on it.
*Hovlz*
but you still set the cart on fire.
*Leaves the cart and heads back to make more food.*
Zae Ah can zet ze cart on fire na'?
*Calls from afar.*No, 'cause I'll be sending that cart to another topic soon, but there's a cart in the basement I'll let you burn, okay?
Major! *Getz ze cart from ze bazement, ztickz zeveral broomz upzoide doon on it, und zetz ze 'ole zin' aflame*
*Hovlz*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 29, 2020, 01:54:05 PM
*Pushes a trolley loaded with food into the cell block*
My! Don't you want something to much on while escaping? *Smiles*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 29, 2020, 03:20:18 PM
*Begins screaming.*
Aaah! *Covers the tunnel entrance with my mattress* *Panics and eats my spoon* O_O
*Stops screaming.* Ok, dangers gone.
...
...
Where's your digging spoon?
*peeps in* Oo, may I help dig the tunnel?
*Pourz paraffin intae a glazz, zen dropz a lit match intae it*
*Hovlz az a firebav blaztz oot*
*Bounces baseball against the wall*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:16:23 AM
*peeps in* Oo, may I help dig the tunnel?
Maybe... *Looks over at Russa, then looks back.* You, uh... you got a spoon?
No. I was thinking more Gingivere style, you know?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 30, 2020, 05:29:35 PM
*Stops screaming.* Ok, dangers gone.
...
...
Where's your digging spoon?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:27:34 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:16:23 AM
*peeps in* Oo, may I help dig the tunnel?
Maybe... *Looks over at Russa, then looks back.* You, uh... you got a spoon?
I seem to have misplaced it. Guess I'll have to use this lame shovel after all. -_- *Gestures to a shovel in the corner of my cell*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:27:34 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:16:23 AM
*peeps in* Oo, may I help dig the tunnel?
Maybe... *Looks over at Russa, then looks back.* You, uh... you got a spoon?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/439aadda7988eb2dc3793fec12630478/tenor.gif?itemid=9176068)
*Pops in behind Seb.* You can buy spoons from the cafeteria for $1.99, no tax.
Enchanted spoons?
Sadly, no. You could have gotten those from the kitchen before the pudding incident of '42...
Oh dear. What incidents occurred back in '42?
*Shrugs.* I don't know. But the survivor was too shaken up to tell me me when I asked.
Hmm. I guess I'll have to buy candy instead.
(If these are puns of some sort, and I'm just not noticing...)
There aren't. I just tried to make it scarier by there only being one survivor.)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 03, 2020, 09:38:15 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 30, 2020, 05:29:35 PM
*Stops screaming.* Ok, dangers gone.
...
...
Where's your digging spoon?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:27:34 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:16:23 AM
*peeps in* Oo, may I help dig the tunnel?
Maybe... *Looks over at Russa, then looks back.* You, uh... you got a spoon?
I seem to have misplaced it. Guess I'll have to use this lame shovel after all. -_- *Gestures to a shovel in the corner of my cell*
Yeah... try not to, uh,
misplace that one too then. Retrieving it would be problematic.
*Zetz ze vindov zhutterz on fire, zen hovlz*
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/700681456720150549.png?v=1)
Ew.
*Eatz a banana*
*Brings the banana to life*
*Eatz a different banana*
*The banana begins to run around, climbing fences*
I've seen things.
*The banana waddles up to Kade*
Ach...
*The banana eats Kade's left shoe*
Ach again...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 14, 2020, 08:40:07 PM
*The banana eats Kade's left shoe*
Hah! I don't
have shoes! *Devours the banana.*
I would be concerned if you did have shoes.
At this point, yeah, I would be too.
Wait, why?
Wait, why?
That's what I'm sayin'
Ve moight 'ave an echo in 'ere... *Yellz:* Vho iz it?
*Getz an echo:* Vho iz it? Ah dinnae ken? Blame Kade...
Ach...
That echo better hush up afore he gets what's comin' to him.
FPC
Hiag's post.
I've been in this asylum since early 2014, y'all. o_o
You'd probably be out by now if you'd stop swallowing your escape spoons.
:laugh:
Lol.
Or should I say... *Cackles madly while painting toenails*
Whos toenails?
The ones on my face. ;D
...And my toes as well.
*Concern*
(https://i.redd.it/7sitqvhieib21.jpg)
Ziz iz
defintely ze zeme zong fer ziz topic:
Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy!
Avready zeeeeeeeeeeere!!! *Hovlz*
*Does a little dance*
*Accidentally eats a wall.*
So Skarzs, some contractors want to take this asylum and sell it to a high-paying demolition company.
What will you do?
I didn't do it on purpose, I swear.
I'm sure.
*Zetz ze contractorz' 'air on fire afore anyzin' can be decoided, zen hovlz*
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/7e904922b4e43257c29879edc9e6a905/3703337bafef4043-e1/s540x810/f5d993455aa32b3f1dd316322c179e8b73bc1c56.gif)
Ashes. Fire and flame.
A NEW DAWN AS PRESENTED ITS MALICE.
As presented? As presented where?
Truly wonderful the mind of a child is. :giggle:
@Booklover understand your beacons and surroundings.
*Kicks Sheev in the nose*
*Zetz 'iz 'air on fire along viz zat, zen hovlz*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 28, 2020, 01:35:09 AM
*Kicks Sheev in the nose*
The fact that you could reach his nose...
Siblings have superpowers specifically to annoy each other. Didn't you know?
Indeed, and I'm tol.
bredstik
Yes.
CAV POTAT
Yes.
*Gazes upon Sheev's home* Ya know, it looks just like I pictured it. ;D
*Looks at my home*
Oh look! Fire!
Have you tried turning it off and on again throwing water over it?
Nah, fire is pretty.
It's also burning down your house.
Think of the books!
*Takes the books.*
I don't own any books.
Heathen!
I get them from the library.
Doesn't make it much better.
Are you against libraries?
See other thread.
I did.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2020, 06:04:35 PM
*Gazes upon Sheev's home* Ya know, it looks just like I pictured it. ;D
Eh?
Where we is?
Eh?
I agree completely. *Throws a pebble at Russa.*
Eeeh?
It seemed like the thing to do at the time.
Yeah, it probably was.
I regret it now, though. I'm sorry.
Thou art pardoned.
Sick. Now let's grab tacos.
Whoo! Yes!
*Suddenly has tacos.*
*Wondering where the flesh on his leg went.*
/me sets fire to herself
*fires a flamethrower at infant Lass, thinking it is a fire extinguisher*
/me giggles as she slowly burns to death
*bloodbends Lass into using the actual fire extinguisher because I don't know how to*
/me regains control of her own blood
I give up.
/me tries to set fire to herself again
*waterbends to form an ice prison around infant lass*
/me sucks on the ice sleepily
Y'all are crazy. Stop being crazy.
/me has gone into a coma
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2020, 05:56:08 AM
Y'all are crazy. Stop being crazy.
to be fair, this
is the place for it.
*Places WTand Lass in Straitjackets.
*is too small to fit the straitjacket*
That's ok!
*Puts a smaller size straitjacket on WT*
*uncomfortable otter noises*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2020, 05:56:08 AM
Y'all are crazy. Stop being crazy.
Only when you do too. On second thoughts, maybe not even then.
That's my secret, BL, I've never been crazy.
You're crazy if you really believe that.
no u
If you wish to say that I'm crazy, there is no need to state the obvious.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2020, 02:37:59 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2020, 05:56:08 AM
Y'all are crazy. Stop being crazy.
to be fair, this is the place for it.
*Places WTand Lass in Straitjackets.
/me is still in a coma
*Whips out some garlic bread.*
/me lies on the ground in a tiiiny straitjacket
Wha? *Breaks into Lass's cell*
Verdie may, or may not have done that for Infant Lass's own safty
Bleh! I'm the dad here! *Picks up Lass and blasts a hole in the roof*
(That got me to giggle irl)
/me happens to be in a coma
*Steals a garlic bread from Kade and flies out through the roof*
*Steals Scott's left pinky as compensation.*
If 1 pinky=1 garlic bread...
*1,000 pinkies appear*
Give me all the b r e a d.
/me starts defreezing
*Flies off with Lass*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 15, 2020, 06:36:19 PM
If 1 pinky=1 garlic bread...
*1,000 pinkies appear*
Give me all the b r e a d.
A wise man!
/me starts to wake
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 15, 2020, 06:36:19 PM
If 1 pinky=1 garlic bread...
*1,000 pinkies appear*
Give me all the b r e a d.
I was WONDERING where those all went!!!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 15, 2020, 06:36:19 PM
If 1 pinky=1 garlic bread...
*1,000 pinkies appear*
Give me all the b r e a d.
*passed One-Eye stacks of brioche, flat-bread, naan and baguette*
*Helps self to some of that*
Gluten. ^-^
/me is trying to get warm
*Hugs Lass*
*That happens to help in Infant Lass' efforts*
*Lands far away from the asylum aka the dessert*
Hey! You sat on my cake!
Sowwy...
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2020, 10:11:05 AM
Hey! You sat on my cake!
Hahaha! *Gives auto correct the death look*
/me sets fire to herself
*Was blaming auto correct but it was totally his fault!*
Are you okay?
Yeah, autoincorrect is annoying.
/me is on fire, but strangely not burning
K!
I stuckeded...
>:D >:D >:D
AAAAAHHH!!! *Pours a bucket of water over Infant Lass*
/me bursts into tears and starts screaming
*Picks up Lass and gently pats her head* Guuuuys, what do I do?
/me screams
*Takes Lass from Russa and hugs her*
*kindly sets Lass on fire again* Isn't Russa mean?
*glares at Russa* Don't take fire from babies.
*Gets scorched on the spots his armor isn't covering* Ah!
/me stops crying almost as soon as Scott hugs her
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:15:07 PM
I get them from the library.
Speaking of which, *taps paper sternly* The eighteen books you got out last time are well over due. Return them, renew them or pay the fine.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 17, 2020, 08:39:38 AM
*Gets scorched on the spots his armor isn't covering* Ah!
Why do you have spots uncovered by armour?
Cause that's how it's made?
Bad value.
Also, I just somehow double posted. Deepest apologies.
/me sucks her paw
*Devours the nearest rock.* I'm helping.
/me nods
(Where does that make me?- *gets pooofed*)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 17, 2020, 08:37:58 AM
*kindly sets Lass on fire again* Isn't Russa mean?
*glares at Russa* Don't take fire from babies.
o_o
Build a baby a fire and it's warm for a day. Light a baby on fire and it's warm for the rest of its life.
.............Want another piece of quartz?
/me is still stuck in a straightjacket
*Cuts Lass out of the straight jacket*
/me reaches up with her thin little arms
Up?
Mkay! *Picks up Lass and flies through the roof*
(Again? I thought we were in Bookie's cake...)
(You were? But I wanted to eat that!)
(Sorry, man...)
Google it...
/me climbs onto Scott's head
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 20, 2020, 08:46:03 PM
Google it...
I know what it is, I'm just confused as to why you're offering it to Lass.
No to Kade....
/me pokes Scott's ears
Ach!
Hehehehehehehe! /me falls over backwards
Read back...
*Catches Lass*
/me crawls into Scott's glove
Umm....Lass you might die I there.....
/me pokes her head out
Why?
Well....For one....I haven't changed my gloves for years...
So? /me snuggles down
Ok...You win!
/me grins up at Scott and giggles
*Pats Lass's head*
/me coos happily
It nice 'n' warm
And slimy....
/me Is too insane to care
*Eats a rock*
Ew...
*Throws the rock away* Lass....Forget you saw that!
I wanna eat da wocks too!
No rocks for you......yet.......
Why? You like da wocks!
Mmm....I dunno!
I getta eat paws? /me nibbles her paws
Ey! Hands out. Now!
/me grins around her paw
Open!
/me shakes her head and bites her paw
Say ah!
No...
Am I gonna have to tickle you?
I *Munch, munch* in yer gove! Ye can- *CHRUNCH*
Grr! Lass. Your making this so difficult....
*Gulp*
.......
I eated me paw!
*Punches the wall with his Lass free hand*
I wanna do it too!
/me lets her bloody paw out of her mouth
*Grabs some bandages and starts wrapping Lass's hands*
*The bandages are about big enough to wrap Infant Lass
I need to give you something to chew on...
I hung'y...
I have some canned ham.
What a ham?
Extremely processed and roasted pig meat.
O.O
(Redwaaaall)
??
(This is the Redwall world, so eating meat is reeeeeally...Ehhhhh....)
(He's a wildcat soooo.....)
*Breaks into the kitchen and steals some marshmallows, mashed potatoes, and jello*
(So what? It's still wrong..)
(Wildcats live off meat! And remember the wildcats in Redwall eat birds!)
And the Redwallers eat fish.
And I eat the Redwallers. :)
Not in Soviet Russa you don't.
:-|
Get back in your cell.
*Hugs Verdauga's left toe* no u
u can't make me go back
*Raises eyebrow.*
Is that a challange?
Is that a bagel? *Points*
*Scampers off* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*All the doors are locked.*
Gee, THAT'S not very helpful. >.>
There might be an escape route through the basement.
I'm not falling for that.
*Climbs up into the ceiling*
Ah, taking the shortcut. That's good, but you'll need a lot of expertise since you didn't pick up the grenade now.
Wait, wat?
*Passes Russa a donut.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 11:51:02 PM
Wait, wat?
. . . For the final boss. Getting the grenade is pretty much the only way for casual players to stand a chance.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 11:20:37 PM
*Hugs Verdauga's left toe* no u
u can't make me go back
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Only saying that because... something to do with shouting and vogons. Can't remember. Spoiler
The facade is also futile, apparently.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 22, 2020, 11:57:36 PM
*Passes Russa a donut.*Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 11:51:02 PM
Wait, wat?
. . . For the final boss. Getting the grenade is pretty much the only way for casual players to stand a chance.
You could always do the pay to win option....
Yeah. It's an offline game, sooo....
There is one other way......
Oooh?
Do tell.
Yeeeessss, we want' t' know!
Crud...I swore never to speak of it....
Oh. That all I neededs t' know...
Okay!
/me climbs down Scott's back
What are you doing?
I donna go inda mud, an' get all mudded and sick!
No.....No!
/me sits on the ground and looks up at Scott, head tilted
Good! *Flops beside Lass*
/me pounces on Scott's chest
Muhahahaha! I gotteneded ye!
Gah! Ahh!
I wewwy evil!
*Pokes Lass* Hah! Yer it!
/me gets knocked over by the poke
Oh no! I a it!
*Roles away*
(rolls)
/me is now squished into the mud
(She was still on your chest when you rolled over..)
(No I flicked her and she landed on both her feet like spider man)
(Scott, Infant me is clumsy, tiny, and rather stupid, she could not do that.. Plus if you flicked her, she'd go flying)
(She has been loaded with One-Eye's booze! She is a super human now!)
(That was once, in another thread...)
(Nah....It extends to all infant Lass's! The powa of booze is immeasurable!)
(Welp...You had the chance to shape her future and you chose this..)
(She is a super weapon now! She is indestructible!)
(I guess so!)
('Ight!)
(Honestly, I'm kinda scared, the way this is going, I'll never become a healer.. Or learn to read..)
(You can be a combat medic......Run into no man's land grab the wounded and take their hits.....You will feel nothing!)
(....Scott...The infant had a tiny bit of NZ beer, that does not make her indestructible. In fact, it's very unhealing for a being the size of a goose egg to drink that stuff..)
(Nyet...One-Eye said not to drink unless you want to be like him.....roight? Or was that a different thread and I'm just dumb....)
(I specified that she drank NZ beer, not One-eye's...Stuff)
(Meh....It looked like NZ beer.....)
Quote from: lass of something much on December 28, 2020, 07:35:31 AM
(....Scott...The infant had a tiny bit of NZ beer, that does not make her indestructible. In fact, it's very unhealing for a being the size of a goose egg to drink that stuff..)
What? *Looks down at drink* I want my money back.
*Hands Seb a pop tart*
YES. *Takes* Thankee. ^-^
*Throws potatoes at folks.*
Quote from: lass of something much on December 28, 2020, 08:09:26 AM
(I specified that she drank NZ beer, not One-eye's...Stuff)
It includes ethanol, rum, and coke.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2020, 04:55:27 PM
*Throws potatoes at folks.*
Can you like.....Not throw me?
/me remains squished into the mud
*Rolls over to Lass*
/me is in need of a bath
*Now looks like he got run over by a mudhorn*
Scott, have you been run over by a mudhorn? (I don't even know what that is)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2020, 04:55:27 PM
*Throws potatoes at folks.*
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew, but please don't throw them at us!
(Star wars thing...)
Oh. I know almost nothing about Star Wars.
(Fair enough.. )
*Licks the floor*
*It tastes of honeycomb.*
Hmm. *Smacks lips* It tastes of honeycomb.
*You feel as if someone just said that.*
Did they? *Scrolls back* Oh. I guess they did. ::)
Speaking of which, I feel like someone already mentioned the honeycomb. >.>
*You feel a calling to the locked front door... perhaps...*
I do?
Why?
*The pastry maker. . . he MUST have the key! You MUST get outside!*
Oh? I-I MUST! *Musts*
(https://i.imgur.com/l1XbFj1.gif)
*Snores soundly, echoing through the halls as a congested warthog.*
(When I was a young warthog...)
*trips Seb and begins being violent with a dozen cups*
Eh?
These stupid cups! Raaaar! *rips one cup to pieces and sends another flying out of cell*
Ah.
*Seeps in through the bars.* Heeeeeeeeeey.
Hello!
You wanna buy some deathstiiiiiicks?
Yes, please!
R- really? Most people just... ok, coooooool. How many you want?
Four would be nice.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2021, 03:26:38 AM
You wanna buy some deathstiiiiiicks?
No. Even if it can kill Voldemort (because of stupid plot contrivance, mostly), no.
Wrong franchise :giggle:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2021, 04:13:21 AM
Four would be nice.
Four deathstiiiiiicks it is then, just need a lock of your hair/fur and we'll be aaaaaaaaaall set.
Are you sure you wouldn't take five dollars instead?
No waaaaaaay
How about 2 million
Dollars?
thin mints.
FAT MINTS ARE BETTER.
What about Tall mints?
Odd fellows are best
I is bes den.
:DDD
I spose so!!
IT WAS YOU!
OH NO!
CLAP HER IN IRONS!
*Throws a bun*
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
It's the ravens again!
*Screams and hides in the shadows...*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
me? I swear I had nothing to do with it
Orangez.
IKR
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2021, 02:50:40 AM
OH NO!
CLAP HER IN IRONS!
*Throws a bun*
Welp... the judge has declared my fate...
Tomatoez.
*Makes a run for it before she can be put in irons*
*Hovlz*
*Runs but doesn't know why or where.*
*Fliez*
*Screeches ..*
*Falls suddenly to the ground, and goes silent*
*Gently pokes Ally with a stick* You okay?
*Attacks the stick, and tears it to bits*
D:
: D
*Tries very hard to not appear to be a stick.*
*Collapses*
*Doesn't.*
*Crouches, and takes a smol dagger from my boot*
*Begins to float away.*
*Slowly stalks after Kade...*
*Can't control the floating.* Halp
*Latches onto Kade's footpaw, and drags him downward*
"you haven't been eating any of Verd's Newton bars, have you?"
I don't know any rappers named Verd's Newton, I swear!
First off, I have stock in the company, but they aren't mine.
*Quietly fliez off*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 11, 2021, 10:11:06 PM
First off, I have stock in the company, but they aren't mine.
No, I meant that those
specific bars were in your possession.
That was the stock he was referring to, surely
Quote from: Ally046 on June 12, 2021, 02:15:52 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 11, 2021, 10:11:06 PM
First off, I have stock in the company, but they aren't mine.
No, I meant that those specific bars were in your possession.
Ohhwait.
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait.
Where're my RTSN bars?
In Kade's possession.
Ah. So Kade is possessing them.
I do with food what I do with all things.
O.o
:)
o.e
*Sets up a table. Pours some tea. Munches on a cookie*
*Attacks the table, and tears it to shreds*
*Cries*
*Smiles*
*Gasp* Ally, how could you?
Wha???
*Audible zoundz from ze extremely locked up chamber vhere Patient Zero iz bein' 'eld are 'eard*
We'd like to thank Audible for sponsoring this episode of HIIAG's Torture Chambers. Go on Audible.com today and use the promo code TORTURE to earn a free trial and three free books.
Oooh!
Quote from: Verdauga on June 14, 2021, 02:44:11 AM
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You're silly.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane.
Insane. Insane.
Nice.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 14, 2021, 02:44:11 AM
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Ach...
*Ze zound o' ze chamber containment vallz fer vhere Patient Zero iz bein' kept loudly crackin' und zen foinally breakin' iz 'eard, folloved a fev momentz later by zome 'eavy gazpin' und ze zound o' a certain previouzly named individual ezcapin'*
Ah vonder if ze noo iz a good toime tae mention Patient Zero 'az an extremely contagiouz zombie viruz...
*Clings to Hiag's fingernail* :)
*Eats a ceramic plate...*
There are two kinds of people.
*Eats another ceramic plate...*
Shoots a ceramic plate with a revolver he somehow snuck into an asylum.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 17, 2021, 05:09:36 PM
Shoots a ceramic plate with a revolver he somehow snuck into an asylum.
It's sneaked.
Imteresting.
Same.
*Eats another ceramic plate...*
Stop that you. It's bad for your health probably.
Oh, okay.
*Eats a ceramic bowl instead...*
Better! *Falls over.*
*Eats a metal fork...*
Pets Ally
The are two kinds of people in Echo.
User: Stuns= 34
Me: Stuns= 5
User: Stuns= 31
User: Stuns= 3
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 18, 2021, 11:57:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2021, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 17, 2021, 06:29:24 AM
There are two kinds of people.
Please explain.
Seb is one kind.Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2021, 03:10:46 AM
*Clings to Hiag's fingernail* :)
Ally is the other.Quote from: Ally046 on June 16, 2021, 04:32:56 PM
*Eats a ceramic plate...*
They both seem the same....
*Patient Zero ezcapez oot o' a vindov, und gaez off intae ze vorld tae ztart a vorldvoide zombie apocalypze*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 19, 2021, 01:58:19 AM
*Patient Zero ezcapez oot o' a vindov, und gaez off intae ze vorld tae ztart a vorldvoide zombie apocalypze*
Given the landmines around this place, there won't be much of patient zero left.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 19, 2021, 10:44:27 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 19, 2021, 01:58:19 AM
*Patient Zero ezcapez oot o' a vindov, und gaez off intae ze vorld tae ztart a vorldvoide zombie apocalypze*
Given the landmines around this place, there won't be much of patient zero left.
If Patient Zero getz blovn up, it'll juzt zpread ze zombie viruz tae zoze zat are nearby...
(Includin' zoze in ze Azylum.)
*Patient Zero managez tae get pazt ze land moinez, und gaez intae a nearby city*
*the landmines are under the nearby city*
That doesn't seem like a very good place for landmines.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2021, 01:45:07 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 18, 2021, 11:57:56 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2021, 07:21:29 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 17, 2021, 06:29:24 AM
There are two kinds of people.
Please explain.
Seb is one kind.Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2021, 03:10:46 AM
*Clings to Hiag's fingernail* :)
Ally is the other.Quote from: Ally046 on June 16, 2021, 04:32:56 PM
*Eats a ceramic plate...*
They both seem the same....
To the untrained eye, yes.
How dare you.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 21, 2021, 11:13:28 AM
That doesn't seem like a very good place for landmines.
Oh, they like it there.
Oh...okay.
Ohkay. *Falls over.*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 21, 2021, 07:21:44 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on June 20, 2021, 03:40:33 AM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 19, 2021, 10:47:30 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on June 19, 2021, 07:36:44 AM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 18, 2021, 11:57:48 PM
Pets Ally
*Tenses*
Ummmmm...
*Relaxes slightly...*
*Petting intensifies*
:o *Scrambles to the corner of the cell*
*Follows*
*Gently pats*
:o*Hyperventilates...*
*teases Ally's hair*
*Screams and dies*
Oh dear, look at the chaos that I've caused. :-|
I see it.
I don't...I feel it though...
That's incredible.
Indeed. ^-^
*Flops about.*
*Eyebrow dance*
Like an Otterbadger on land ^-^
*screams* KADE'S DYING!!!
*pours a bucket of water on the Otterbadger*
Both otters and badgers are fine on land...
*Continues flopping about.*
*hides*
*Shoots*
The poor asylum.
I know, he just gets so depressed sometimes... 8(
I meant financially, but that too!
Heh!
It's not funny Russa >:(
Sez u
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2021, 05:23:52 PM
*Continues flopping about.*
Kade Rivok used
splash!Nothing happened...
Quote from: Ally046 on July 01, 2021, 05:13:28 PM
Both otters and badgers are fine on land...
But Otterbadgers aren't.
Quote from: Ally046 on July 02, 2021, 08:37:40 AM
It's not funny Russa >:(
Yer face
Yer face
*Big sigh*
*Teleports into a wall crevice with no entrances*
*Places a door over the crevice and makes an opening.*
Whatcha doing in there?
^_______^
Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2021, 07:21:17 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2021, 05:23:52 PM
*Continues flopping about.*
Kade Rivok used splash!
Nothing happened...
If Ah ever made an 'ack verzion o' a Pokemon game, Ah vid definitely vant tae 'ave an alternate type o' Magikarp in it, razer zan ze actual vone, vhoze
Zplazh attack- inztead o' daein' nayzin'- actually vill dae 200 pointz o' damage tae an oppozin' Pokemon
every toime.Quote from: Move InformationSplash
[Normal]
Special
Power: -
Accuracy: 95
Description: Always deals 200 points of damage to the attacked Pokemon.
Conzider zat: Ye decoide tae gae fizhin' zomevhere, und pull up a level 12 Magikarp- It attackz viz
Zplazh, und knockz oot yer 'oigh-level Pokemon viz zat vone attack! Ach...
Better hope your Pokemon can get their attack out first >_>
Aye! Or at leazt get zat 5% chaunce o' ze Magikarp'z attack mizzin'. Und ze Magikarp could 'ave an extremely lov catch rate, makin' it avmozt impozzible tae catch zem!
^
*Confuzlement*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2021, 12:11:39 PM
*Places a door over the crevice and makes an opening.*
Whatcha doing in there?
DYING! GET OUT
*Charges revitalization with malicious intent.*
*Begins digging.*
*Giggles and eats Verd's intent*
I must escape. *Continues digging ever deeper.*
Hello. :)
Who said that
Hi. :)
*Charges revalization with malice.*
Zough me eyez could zee Ah ztill vaz a bloind man,
Zough me moind could zink Ah ztill vaz a madman...
Technically everyone in the Cellars, insane or not, are considered insane.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 07, 2021, 01:34:44 PM
*Charges revitalization with malicious intent.*
*Resists*
*Revitalization hasn't been used yet.*
*Runs deeper into the wall crevice*
*Scrambles into Kade*
...
...
...
*Slaps Kade*
...
...
...
*Scramble away*
*Jumbo-slaps the door down*
It had it coming.
Quote from: Ally046 on July 09, 2021, 03:41:24 AM
*Scrambles into Kade*
...
...
...
*Slaps Kade*
...
...
...
*Scramble away*
I will Heimlich you.
Oh, you're just glad that she gave you an excuse to Heimlich someone.
The Heimlich doesn't need an excuse :)
O.o That is freaky... *hides*
*Comes up at the top of Kade tunnel*
Have I escaped him?
For five seconds, yes.
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Yorkie?
Spoiler
(https://www.loveyourdog.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Best-Food-For-Yorkies-900x500.jpg)
Yez, vat vhy?
Ach... an' alaz poor Gluttony... ve muzt nae forget 'im...
Ov courze!
Alaz poor Hiag... ve 'ave nae zeen 'im for a vhile...
*Fliez by o'erhead*
Oh, hello. ;D
*Summons flak turret*
y tho
Quote from: Ally046 on July 10, 2021, 05:19:47 PM
*Comes up at the top of Kade tunnel*
Have I escaped him?
Escaped who now?
Hitler, but he's dead (hopefully), so I think we're safe...
*muffled angry yells in the background*
Oof. I forgot... HiAG locked him up in the closet.
Ah didnae. Ze Doctor 'ad Rory Pond lock 'im up in ze cupboard. Currently 'e iz ztill locked up zere, along viz Doctor Rainy (an auld uzer'z alternate identity) und Margaret Thatcher.
*Continuez flyin' by o'erhead*
I have information that Rainshadow is still being tormented by Doctor Rainy, although it's in a different forum.
Also, you created a thread, deep in the Cellars, about Hitler being locked up in the closet. I remember reading it.
*Attacks the ceiling with a wrench.*
Good on ya! ^-^ *Unfortunately Hitler is now furious because he spent millions of German dollars on that ceiling*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 14, 2021, 11:13:59 PM
I have information that Rainshadow is still being tormented by Doctor Rainy, although it's in a different forum.
Also, you created a thread, deep in the Cellars, about Hitler being locked up in the closet. I remember reading it.
Eizer vay, ah vaz referencin' ze
Doctor Vho moment.
I didn't watch it because movie spoilers, but I feel sorry for the guy who had to play Hitler...
Oh. He hasn't posted here in ages, I think you've successfully escaped.
> - > *Concern*
Indeed.
*Has recovered from being insane.* May I leave, please?
No. You should stay for longer. We need to cure you of your sanity.
B- but, I don't wanna be insane :(
Than be outsane. ^-^
Oh, ok! Thanks for the tip. *Becomes.*
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/i48JkZQQHmdZ6/200.gif)
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/052/196/21e.gif)
Indeed.
(*Hence lettuce gang*)
haha what is sanity
Sanity is what you sacrificed in order to become a part of the Cellars.
So that little lamb was sanity? /jk
(I shall reiterate: I have never and will never sacrifice any animals. Or hunt them, for that matter.)
Me too.
Does fishing count?
Quote from: Booklover on July 21, 2021, 09:55:48 PM
So that little lamb was sanity? /jk
(I shall reiterate: I have never and will never sacrifice any animals. Or hunt them, for that matter.)
Ditto. Zere iz ezpecially nay reazon tae 'unt zem fer food vhen ye can juzt gae tae any o' a number o' placez und buy zummat tae eat.
How very sane of you.
*Iz inzulted at bein' called 'zane'*
You're in with being sane. You're in sane.
(https://i.imgur.com/5EJp4m9.gif?noredirect)
PFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Amateurs.
*Ze pepperpotz zcream und begin commentin' on ze nozez o' Batz*
*Wakes up, deep in the Asylum.* And once again... the nightmare begins. *Screams.*
Hey can you quiet down out there?! Some of us're trying to sleep!
Whoops, thought that was in my head, my bad. *Screams internally.*
Thanks, bud.
[Over the loudspeaker] Dear inmates, we hope you're enjoying your stay so far. For breakfast today you have the choice of either a lime flavored multivitamin or the mystery platter. Please reach a decision by the time our friendly kitchen staff arrive at your cell with the food cart.
I WANT TWENTY OF THE GREEN MANYVITAMIN
Please.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 18, 2021, 09:17:31 PM
I WANT TWENTY OF THE GREEN MANYVITAMIN
Please.
I'll take your entire stock
*Would ask for something, but it's all gone, so just eats air*
What were you going to ask for?
*Summons the mighty MarshJello into my cave*
Quote from: Booklover on August 19, 2021, 09:28:25 PM
What were you going to ask for?
I wanted an icecream sandwich
*An oice cream zandvich appearz und daez a barrel roll*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 18, 2021, 09:17:31 PM
I WANT TWENTY OF THE GREEN MANYVITAMIN
Please.
*Opens vitamin jar* Oh no, only one left. *Places the multivitamin and a spoon on a plate and slides it under the door to Kade*
Looks like everyone else gets the mystery platter. ^-^
Quote from: lass of something much on August 19, 2021, 09:22:09 PM
*Would ask for something, but it's all gone, so just eats air*
*Slides Lass a mystery platter*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 22, 2021, 08:36:37 PM
*An oice cream zandvich appearz und daez a barrel roll*
The skill! I am in awe.
*Eats the plate*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 23, 2021, 12:03:54 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 18, 2021, 09:17:31 PM
I WANT TWENTY OF THE GREEN MANYVITAMIN
Please.
*Opens vitamin jar* Oh no, only one left. *Places the multivitamin and a spoon on a plate and slides it under the door to Kade*
*Gratefully eats the GREEN MANYVITAMIN and plate, then buries the spoon.* Hehehehe, now no one will ever know....
0.0
*Ze oice cream zandvich feelz unvanted*
That's because IT IS! *Throws colorful sprinkles at the ice cream sandwich.*
Quote from: Ally046 on August 23, 2021, 06:14:22 PM
0.0
WHAT?! The only thing you saw was how beautiful my face is, right? You saw nothing involving a spoon, RIGHT?!
No one could deny the beauty of your face.
*Shakes head sadly.* If only that were the case....
*Gathp*
There are RED MAYVITAMINS
Quote from: Booklover on August 24, 2021, 04:36:06 PM
No one could deny the beauty of your face.
Ah, come on, I missed a great opportunity to say YOUR FACE!
Waka Waka Waka.
The bright yellow pill muncher of death is upon us.
*Throws a couple of cherries at him*
Now he's gonna reach a new high score! How dreadful.
...
Wait.
...
YOU HAVE CHERRIES?!?!
...
Are they cherry flavored?
No, they're banana flavoured.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2021, 03:08:38 PM
That's because IT IS! *Throws colorful sprinkles at the ice cream sandwich.*
Quote from: Ally046 on August 23, 2021, 06:14:22 PM
0.0
WHAT?! The only thing you saw was how beautiful my face is, right? You saw nothing involving a spoon, RIGHT?!
Hm...
...
Yup! ^-^
...
*Crawls back into hole*
Good, glad to hear it.
Quote from: Booklover on August 26, 2021, 10:52:20 PM
No, they're banana flavoured.
You're an un-truther.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
*Gallops by with a couple of coconuts.*
*Ze coconutz 'ad migrated tae ziz part o' ze vorld, after 'avin' tea viz Ralph Ze Vonder Llama*
How are they liking it here so far?
Zey really loike it- zey can 'ear ze French knoight tauntin' ze Englizh Pig-Dogz, und zey can zee vitchez bein' veighed alongzide a Duck fer entertainment. Zey alzae get a lot o' 'elpful educational lezzonz on Zvallovz.
Luckily the seem to have avoided any mention of shrubbery.
Until zuddenly . . . Ze Knoightz Vho Zay 'Ni!' appear, und zay 'Ni!' tae zem!
o.o
Run away!
This show will wreck your evening, your whole night and your day, look away, look away.
I'm moving to Russa.
Hm.
Hmm?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Why post in hard to read color?
It's not that hard to read.
I literally can't see it. I have to quote it to be able to tell what it says.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 08, 2021, 04:06:54 PM
I literally can't see it. I have to quote it to be able to tell what it says.
I can see it fine.
(To be fair, I do believe you guys have different settings...)
Indeed.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 08, 2021, 04:26:41 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 08, 2021, 04:06:54 PM
I literally can't see it. I have to quote it to be able to tell what it says.
I can see it fine.
That's wonderful. Once again, I literally can't.
Quote from: Ally046 on September 08, 2021, 04:45:13 PM
(To be fair, I do believe you guys have different settings...)
^-^
Onionz.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 08, 2021, 03:07:49 PM
I'm moving to Russa.
Well, maybe you should steal the map from Come And Learn Young Children, AKA The School.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 11, 2021, 10:32:33 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 11, 2021, 10:11:06 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 11, 2021, 09:47:35 PM
Wow, a map of Russia! That's cool!
I read that as Russa at first.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
*Glances back at map.* Now that you mention it, I think this IS a map of Russa! How imteresting.
I'm on that.
Oh...its a locator map?!
Who knows....
Quote from: Ally046 on September 10, 2021, 06:33:09 PM
We shall never...
I'm not threatening. I'm just saying the modify button looks more appealing with every illegible post.
Mmhmm.
Not that I have access to it.
*Creamz Kade viz a cuztard pie, zen hovlz*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 08, 2021, 03:07:49 PM
I'm moving to Russa.
Cool. Are you okay with living in the garage?
You have a garage? Lucky.
Nope, not anymore. It belongs to WT now.
Quote from: Ally046 on September 09, 2021, 04:44:54 PM
Oh...its a locator map?!
The Marauder's Map?
@WorshipTiria, are you secretly a Marauder?
Quote from: Verdauga on September 10, 2021, 08:52:41 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on September 10, 2021, 06:33:09 PM
We shall never...
I'm not threatening. I'm just saying the modify button looks more appealing with every illegible post.
It does, doesn't it? *modifies all my recent posts*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 14, 2021, 10:35:18 PM
Nope, not anymore. It belongs to WT now.
:giggle:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 14, 2021, 10:35:18 PM
Nope, not anymore. It belongs to WT now.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It's a nice garage.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
*Ze Gremlinz droive a znov plough intae it, vhich o' courze crazhez*
Naturally.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 15, 2021, 07:38:23 PM
*Ze Gremlinz droive a znov plough intae it, vhich o' courze crazhez*
How could you?
Back, gremlins! *Throws a spatula at the gremlins*
No, you're just providing them with weapons!
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 15, 2021, 10:44:04 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 15, 2021, 07:38:23 PM
*Ze Gremlinz droive a znov plough intae it, vhich o' courze crazhez*
How could you?
Zey're Gremlinz. O' courze zey vid dae zat.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 17, 2021, 03:09:31 PM
No, you're just providing them with weapons!
Indeed. Try a camera (viz ze flazh on) inztead. Zey dinnae loike broight loight...
*Ze Gremlinz get inzoide ze 'ouze und begin 'eadin' tovardz ze kitchen*
They also don't like water. *Grabs a super soaker.*
*Brief pauze...* Actually, zey dinnae moind vater zat much. It juzt makez ze multiply...
Shhhhhhhhhhhh, they don't need to know that
Indeed. Vater vid be a very good idea.
I personally don't think it would be...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 17, 2021, 08:22:48 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 17, 2021, 03:09:31 PM
No, you're just providing them with weapons!
Indeed. Try a camera (viz ze flazh on) inztead. Zey dinnae loike broight loight...
*Ze Gremlinz get inzoide ze 'ouze und begin 'eadin' tovardz ze kitchen*
Ugh, and I just bought groceries.
*Opens all the curtains and collects all the flashlights*
*Ze Gremlinz are vearin' zunzcreen*
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/l2YWlkvf4gUFPbSXC/giphy.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/LRYlWvA.gif)
*Flash bang.*
Yes.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 18, 2021, 05:58:29 PM
*Ze Gremlinz are vearin' zunzcreen*
Spoiler
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/l2YWlkvf4gUFPbSXC/giphy.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/LRYlWvA.gif)
Oh no.
*Goes to pack my things*
*Ze Gremlinz are vearin' zem*
Oh dear.
Deer?
D'oh!
Nut.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 21, 2021, 05:27:48 PM
Deer?
It's probably just whatshisname the guy riding a moose in the Battle of the Five Armies.
(I haven't seen the Hobbit movie, so I don't know what his name is.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 21, 2021, 11:41:48 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 21, 2021, 05:27:48 PM
Deer?
It's probably just whatshisname the guy riding a moose in the Battle of the Five Armies.
(I haven't seen the Hobbit movie, so I don't know what his name is.)
Thranduil.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 21, 2021, 01:50:36 AM
*Ze Gremlinz are vearin' zem*
Oh well. I'll just... *Grabs my empty suitcase and runs away*
Good thinking Russa, you can use it to keep stuff you find safe from them, and you can also use in as shelter or even a bed.
Ooh, I hadn't thought of that.
*Sits on top of my suitcase and rolls down a hill*
You mean slide?
Nah, it has wheels.
Ohhh...
But...I don't see that working even then.🤔
Yeah, it probably wouldn't, but this is the cellars. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
True dat.
...
So you've rolled down a hill, now what?
ded
No such luck, I suppose.
*Slappy*
Who-y?
*is slapped*
*slaps back*
Check that
Slap back
Like a cat
Flib attack
Uh.
Cats scratch, they don't slap, as you ought to know from experience. Also I'm not a cat.
Some cats have had their claws removed, ya know, and so they slap. Cats slap.
Also, I didn't say you were I cat, I said you slapped like one.
*slaps Kade* I don't!
A fluffy slap indeed.
A hard slap. *does it again*
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/310734-3/Cat-slaps-stuffed-toy-tiger.gif)
The tiger doesn't seem to be putting up much resistance to the cat.
Resistance is futile.
The game, on the other hand, is fun.
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/MVgEZjevKLTzy/200.gif)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 24, 2021, 07:43:04 PM
(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/310734-3/Cat-slaps-stuffed-toy-tiger.gif)
Hobbes! D :
But where's Calvin?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 09:08:42 PM
The tiger doesn't seem to be putting up much resistance to the cat.
It's because it's not scared in the slightest :laugh:
M-Maybe he grew up! 😱😫😩😖😟😢
Quote from: Booklover on September 24, 2021, 09:09:42 PM
Resistance is futile.
The game, on the other hand, is fun.
The Game, on the other hand, is annoying.
The game has been won.
*A vindov breakz az a can o' precooked meat iz zrovn trough it, clatterin' acrozz ze floor, und a mazked figure runz off*
Ze Mazked Zpammer 'az ztruck again!
*Picks up the can and jogs after him* Excuse me, sir! You dropped this!
*But 'e'd avready dizappeared...*
???
*Starts running.*
-_-
...
Hm.
...
*Chases*
*Continues.* W- why are you chasing me?
8D
Quote from: Booklover on September 25, 2021, 10:05:00 AM
Quote from: Booklover on September 24, 2021, 09:09:42 PM
Resistance is futile.
The game, on the other hand, is fun.
The Game, on the other hand, is annoying.
NO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP NOW WE'RE ALL GOING TO LOSE IT!!!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 26, 2021, 05:44:08 PM
*Picks up the can and jogs after him* Excuse me, sir! You dropped this!
I don't think he wants it back.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 27, 2021, 04:14:23 PM
*Continues.* W- why are you chasing me?
Because this is the insane asylum, obviously.
;D
*loses The Game once again*
>:D
*Trips.*
8D 8D 8D
*Takes a step closer*
*Scrambles away.*
>8(
;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2021, 03:30:25 PM
*Scrambles away.*
You're an egg?
I think I've joked that you're an egg before, but not in a way most (if any) of you would understand.
Egomaniacal
Groundhog
Groveller
Kade the floofy egg.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 28, 2021, 10:08:51 PM
Egomaniacal
Groundhog
Groveller
This should be a Fallout creature. :giggle:
That'd be fun :laugh:
*Vanishes.*
:o
^-^
Imma just...BYE!
And I'm just bi.
Goodbye.
*Vanderz aboot on ze ceiling*
*Falls into ceiling*
*Enters*
...
*Casually beats the ceiling*
A tad cruel.
*Slides up to Russa*
And I'm a tad pole.
Ah, okay. *Pat, pat*
Is a baby froad a tadpole as well?
Mm. Or 🍐haps, a tad froad?
But a frog isn't a pole.
touche
But...
♫♪ DINNAE DOONLOAD ZIZ ZOOOOOOOOOONG!!! ♪♫
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM8PT1eAvY
(Yetube fer votever reazon vidnae let me pozt ze video- only ze link.)
I'm too scared to click.
Tiz a zong by Veird Al Yankovic.
Quote from: Ally046 on October 24, 2021, 07:38:34 PM
*Enters*
...
*Casually beats the ceiling*
*the ceiling casually beats Ally*
*Is horrified.*
Why though?
*Is terrefied.*
Stop this madness, please!
The horror, the horrooooooooor!
Are you sure Ally wasn't just saying 'thank you' in French?
Hopefully not.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2021, 04:16:49 PM
Stop this madness, please!
This coming from Kade... :giggle:
Quote from: Booklover on October 27, 2021, 06:20:11 PM
Are you sure Ally wasn't just saying 'thank you' in French?
No.
*Hovlz, zen zetz fire tae more curtainz*
*Sniffs dramatically.* He left something for us to remember him by.
*Is the ceiling still beating me?*
One can hope not.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 30, 2021, 11:26:39 PM
*Hovlz, zen zetz fire tae more curtainz*
*The curtains set fire to HiAG, so they can have revenge*
*Sits curled up in a corner.*
*Confused desperate screaming*
*Curls up tighter.*
Jeff: *Click*
*Doesn't want to be stabbed.*
<_<
*Puts
@PanopticEmu in a straight jacket* Now
sleep
*Angrily gives Emu peppermint tea and hot biscuits while tucking him into bed*
Sleep.
I'll make sure he doesn't escape.
*Remains curled up.* I want some biscuits and gravy....
Kade
Its special biscuits and gravy
Ally
...what makes it special?
*Passes out.*
:o :giggle:
>:D
*...big ol' snoring commences.*
HeHe >:D
But why does it have to be a straight jacket?
So he can be stiff as a board. That way he can't try to trip people over, unless he faints on the floor.
Quote from: Ally046 on December 03, 2021, 03:05:01 PM
Kade
Its special biscuits and gravy
Did you poison Emu?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 16, 2021, 04:26:47 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on December 03, 2021, 03:05:01 PM
Kade
Its special biscuits and gravy
Did you poison Emu?
No, there's more of gravy than of grave about them. (This pun was stolen, by the way.)
Kade, I meant the NZ kind of biscuits
Both can be eaten with gravy, but it depends on personal taste.
Do not blaspheme to me so, oh undercooked breadroll!
#rude
No, no, she's right. She's seen my true form.
B-b-b-but your true form was a fully-cooked breadroll!
If only that were true.
*Ah, so pale then? I feel ya.*
*Rolls out the door*
*Shoots it with a black licorice crossbow*
*It?*
*Snores lots.*
Dang it.
Would you love it as much if you had to study it for school?
Actually, Hazel had to study it for school, up until winter break. Her teacher makes the class a lot of fun (I had her the year before last year), so I believe she did enjoy studying it.
I'd have preferred to do Frankenstein.
That would have gotten boring after a while. :giggle:
Would it?
Perhaps.
At least she hasn't been roasted yet. :giggle:
Staying indoors tends to help with that.
Nah, thats just why your pale, Kade.
Well yeah, that's what I meant :giggle:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 04, 2022, 03:00:38 PM
Staying indoors tends to help with that.
I meant roasted, as in the Kade-telling-us-all-off-for-being-bad-chooks sort of roasted.
How about both methods of roasting at once?
Eh, I haven't had any reason to tell off Russa as of yet.
And somehow I doubt she wants to sunburn :giggle:
*Nods*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 06, 2022, 09:18:08 PM
Eh, I haven't had any reason to tell off Russa as of yet.
And somehow I doubt she wants to sunburn :giggle:
You're the naughtiest chook of all
Not quite ;)
Yes. Yes you are.
*pins a badge that reads "Naughtiest Chook Award" on Kade's floof*
:)
He seems quite unfazed.
Mm, quite. ^-^
He's probably not surprised that we know the true extent of his naughtiness. :giggle:
Mm.
*Goes back to his corner and starts becoming insane once more.*
I thought you already were insane.
Hello, Insane.
I'm dad. ^-^
I thought Kade was your dad.
It's complicated, I'll grant you that. We're not even going to bring up how Skarzs fits into this.
You just brought it up though. ::)
*Splutters*
*Sputters*
*Splutters louder* How dare you? :-|
*Sputters louder than Seb* I just dare. That is how. ;D
*Throws rock at the corner.* GO LICK AN ANTHILL
*refuses*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2022, 02:24:04 PM
*Throws rock at the corner.* GO LICK AN ANTHILL
My thung 'urts
How dare you take his advice.
And you, Kade! How dare you hurt that poor innocent corner like that!
I hear a little bird squawking and squawking and squawking, the poor dear.
The little bird will squawk your ear off if you throw any more rocks.
*Begins counting.*
Yes/10
5,623,103...
5,623,104...
5,623,105...
♫♪ Auld McDonald vaz a vampire, ridin' on a frizbee, caught a Camel by ze toe und gaet iced by friendly Mr. Grizzly. ♪♫
*sings loudly off-key*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 23, 2022, 05:38:28 PM♫♪ Auld McDonald vaz a vampire, ridin' on a frizbee, caught a Camel by ze toe und gaet iced by friendly Mr. Grizzly. ♪♫
Good song. But who's Mr. Grizzly?
Nae Auld McDonald, zat'z vho.
:giggle:
*Has counted all the numbers*
There are more bees in here than I thought.
*the Bees fly off to Scandinavia so Kade won't be able to count them anymore*
:'(
I can't beelieve it
*Zeveral pumpkinz appear und begin zingin'
Oot For Ze Glory by a certain German Pover Metal band*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2022, 06:27:37 PM:'(
I can't beelieve it
*The bees are plotting to take over the Cellars*
*The Bees sneak up beehind Kade and sting him*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 25, 2022, 08:37:57 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2022, 06:27:37 PM:'(
I can't beelieve it
*The bees are plotting to take over the Cellars*
They already have. Aren't there some beekeepers?
Alaz poor Beekeeper Yorkie...
Alaz poor Kade...
Rich in spirit am I, but through the sky ne'er I fly....
Lemonz lemonz everyvhere, und nae a mop tae zhrink.
Wha?
Mmmmmmmmm....
Flib.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 28, 2022, 08:34:25 PMWha?
Pokin' fun at a loine from ze poem zat Ah dinnae remember ze name o'; ze loine iz:
'Vater vater everyvhere, und nae a drop tae drink'. It moight be
Ze Rhyme O' Ze Ancient Mariner. Ach...
Ah.
The Mariner does indeed sound ancient.
*Und zen a Zea Zerpent appeared from ze depthz o' ze churnin' ocean...*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2022, 03:12:01 PMRich in spirit am I, but through the sky ne'er I fly....
Sounds like a riddle. Is the answer a drunk penguin?
I think the answer is a well-educated ghost.
Ah, of course. I never would have thought of it.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 02, 2022, 04:09:10 PMI think the answer is a well-educated ghost.
Or an Otterbadger.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 02, 2022, 08:58:22 PMAh, of course. I never would have thought of it.
Of course not. Thinking is always a dangerous pastime.
...Vhich Ah'm uzually tae be found daein'.......
Quote from: Booklover on March 03, 2022, 10:56:01 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on March 02, 2022, 08:58:22 PMAh, of course. I never would have thought of it.
Of course not. Thinking is always a dangerous pastime.
So is singing Greybeard Halt (which is sung to the tune of Old Joe Smoke/Old Joe Clark.)
*Sneaks away from the others*
:)
*Hovlz*
*watches interestedly*
*Unappears*
Unapparently.
*Wanders the halls*
*Ze 'allz vander az vell*
*Wonders if they wander in the same direction*
*Wonders if they wander out under the sky*
*Power*
*Dances absentmindedly.*
Quote from: Ally046 on March 09, 2022, 08:34:21 PM*Power*
*BTW, what does Jeff look like? I've always imagined it to be like a Swiss Army pocketknife, except not foldable*
-_- How many times do i have to do this.....
Spoiler
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Over hill, and under tree,
Through lands where ne'er sun has shone,
By silver streams that run down to the sea...
Greeeeeeeeeat green gobz o' greazy grimy Gopher gutz...
*Laughs*
D:
:D
Ah dizagree.
Quote from: Ally046 on March 09, 2022, 09:17:34 PM-_- How many times do i have to do this.....Spoiler
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At least once more? ;D
*Finds a door and knocks.*
*Ze door openz und a cabbage valkz oot*
*Nods to the cabbage and goes through the door, closing it behind him.*
*Knocks on the door again.*
y tho
*Looks at the thread title.*
*doesn't look at the thread title*
*Looks at the Flib. Smiles.*
*Looks at the Kade. Frowns* >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
D :
: D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 14, 2022, 04:41:42 PM*Nods to the cabbage and goes through the door, closing it behind him.*
*Knocks on the door again.*
*Ze cabbage follovz Kade*
*Hands the cabbage to Flib.*
O.o ...*Names it Tom*
*Tom Ze Cabbage turnz intae 60 Tom Ze Cabbagez, und zey av follov Kade*
*Tom as in Tom Marvolo Riddle*
*Ze 60 Tom Marvolo Riddle Cabbagez follov Kade*
Taae late...
*Goes around a corner, turns around, and opens mouth wide, waiting for the 60 cabbages to walk into his gullet.*
*Ze 60 Tom Marvolo Riddle Cabbagez gae intae Kade'z earz inztead*
Curses.
Quote from: Booklover on March 17, 2022, 08:50:50 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on March 16, 2022, 12:52:01 AMO.o ...*Names it Tom*
But he must not be named.
;D I decided to name him that because cabbages don't have noses. And they don't have brains either. Both like Moldy Voldy.
*Peeves appearz und beginz zingin' zaid zong*
:laugh: *gives Peeves a microphone*
Zhould Jigglypuff (from Pokemon) join 'im, or vid zat juzt put everybeazt azleep- vhich vid zen make Jigglypuff upzet und it vid pull oot a marker und ztart dravin' funny facez on everybeazt?
Drawing funny faces on people sounds perfect. :giggle: *Summons Jigglypuff*
*Wanders off once more.*
*Falls down a well once more*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 24, 2022, 01:37:38 PMDrawing funny faces on people sounds perfect. :giggle: *Summons Jigglypuff*
*Jigglypuff appearz, pullz oot itz mic und beginz zingin'*
*Everybeazt very promptly favz azleep, und vhen Jigglypuff noticez ziz, it pullz oot a marker und dravz funny facez on everybeazt*
*Even on you?*
Ve're av azleep, zerefore . . . Even me (az vell az Peeves). Ach...
*Sleepwalks.*
*'itz Kade in 'iz zleep viz a pillov*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 22, 2022, 09:40:31 PMQuote from: Booklover on March 17, 2022, 08:50:50 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on March 16, 2022, 12:52:01 AMO.o ...*Names it Tom*
But he must not be named.
;D I decided to name him that because cabbages don't have noses. And they don't have brains either. Both like Moldy Voldy.
I hope the cabbages aren't mouldy.
No, they're moldy. ;D
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 25, 2022, 03:39:23 PM*'itz Kade in 'iz zleep viz a pillov*
*hits Kade with another pillow*
*Sleep karate chops the pillows.*
*Feathers fly everywhere, and tickle Kade's nose*
*Sleep tickles the feathers back.*
*Lobz zquizhy tomatoez at Kade in 'iz zleep*
*Eats 'em out of the air while, of course, still being asleep*
*Airbendz Kade oot a nearby open vindov in 'iz zleep, zen hovlz (in 'iz zleep)*
*falls asleep on the sofa*
*Flies away, in his sleep, never to be seen again.*
*Cheerz in 'iz zleep*
*also cheers in my sleep*
Just thought of something. Everyone should post in here because we are all insane, right?
*Would agree, but is already gone, never to be seen again.*
*hides in box*
*Ronald Ze Riveting River Rat iz avready 'oidin' inzoide zaid box*
No, it's my box. The purple diamond-plated one with pink pillows and light blue blankets inside. ^-^
*Ronald Ze Riveting River Rat iz in zaid box*
*Pokes box*
Why dost thou act in this manner, prithee?
*A life-sized Otterbadger plushie sits in a cell. Watching. Waiting.*
FLOOOOOF!
*Yes, the live-sized Otterbadger plushie is exceedingly floofy.*
:hearteyes:
*You feel drawn towards the Otterbadger plushie.*
Dinnae gae tovardz zat, Ripred! It vill devour ye!
*You feel like you need to ignore HIAG, Rip. The life-sized Otterbadger plushie is huggable, flooffy, and it wants to be your friend.*
Dinnae dae it!
Ya know, this topic may be a singular topic titled insane asylum, but I have the feeling that the cellars as a whole is the real insane asylum. I mean, we all have discovered that once you enter you can't leave, and you further dissent into mental disarray.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2022, 02:45:43 PM*You feel like you need to ignore HIAG, Rip. The life-sized Otterbadger plushie is huggable, flooffy, and it wants to be your friend.*
That is true ^-^
*You feel drawn towards it. Somehow, you get the feeling that embracing the floof will make all your cares and worries melt away.*
*hugs the floof, oblivious of the danger* I'm an oblivious idiot, haha
*A sense of calm overtakes you. A deep peace that you've never before experienced washes against the shores of your mind, each wave reaching a portion further than the last. Any worries that had tied you down now release their hold and drift away as you sink further and further into the comforting waves of floof. The outside world recedes as your consciousness fades and, once more, all is still.
The life-sized Otterbadger plushie sits alone in the asylum, a strange warmth emanating from it despite the cool atmosphere. Though it is clearly a simple plushie doll, a flicker of life passes through its dark eyes. Another wayward soul has joined the family.*
Family, as in Big Troll Ant'ony Galleto's suspected Mafia gang?
*Though the live-sized Otterbadger plushie doesn't move, you feel as if its gaze has fallen upon you.*
Suspicions confirmed :laugh:
*In your heart, you feel a beckoning. Something about the plushie is guiding you towards it. Is it the luscious floof and the gentle warmth surrounding it? Is it the sense of protection that it gives you? You aren't quite sure.*
First I want to find out more about the family before I join them.
What will happen to me, if I join them?
What will happen to my soul?
Will I survive?
Do they bake chocolate chip cookies for dessert?
How many books do they have?
Is their kitchen always squeaky clean, and never smells of cooking food?
Do they encourage thunderstorms?
Is there a garden, and/or many potted plants?
Are there any paperclips lying about?
What about pencils?
Do they have pencils?
Or will I have to bring my own?
And most importantly:
Are they Death Eaters, or Order of the Phoenix?
Or are they (hopefully not) pro-Umbridge's Inquisitorial Squad?
*Even as you're asking these questions, the calming aura that surrounds the plushie tells you these cares, these worries, that you're voicing are a weight that you don't need to struggle with anymore, and somewhere inside you sense that you agree with that sentiment. You could swear that the life-sized Otterbadger plushie was smiling gently down at you, though of course that wouldn't make sense.*
Quote from: Ally046 on April 07, 2022, 02:25:38 PMYa know, this topic may be a singular topic titled insane asylum, but I have the feeling that the cellars as a whole is the real insane asylum. I mean, we all have discovered that once you enter you can't leave, and you further dissent into mental disarray.
*'andz Ally a coconut named Robert, vho 'iz vearin' a green raincoat viz zprinklez*
*Beginz pourin' very zmelly perfume ontae ze floof, makin' it zmell extremely repuluzive, und zereby lezzen ze chaunce o' anozer victim bein' taken*
*The perfume, and the smell, seem to disappear entirely as they come into contact with the floof. You get the feeling that the life-sized Otterbadger plushie likes you being this close. In fact, you feel as if it beckons you even closer, offering you infinite serenity.*
Good idea, HiAG.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2022, 06:08:35 PM*Even as you're asking these questions, the calming aura that surrounds the plushie tells you these cares, these worries, that you're voicing are a weight that you don't need to struggle with anymore, and somewhere inside you sense that you agree with that sentiment. You could swear that the life-sized Otterbadger plushie was smiling gently down at you, though of course that wouldn't make sense.*
So the smiles are answering in the affirmative to every question I had?
Something positive, I suppose. (good)
Ditto. (good)
Yes. (good)
Yes. (good)
Lots. (good)
Yes. (bad)
Yes. (good)
Yes. (good)
Yes. (good)
What about them? (bad)
Yes. (good)
Yes. (bad)
Yes (bad), yes (good).
Yes. (VERY bad)
I don't support Umbridge...
I'm not joining.
*Even as you try and talk yourself out of it, your feet seem to carry you forward until your standing right before the life-sized Otterbadger plushie. Its arms held wide, as if in an invitation. You know that if you just embrace the plushie floof, everything will be alright.*
*Wait, why will everything be alright? And what about my lantern'sflower tea? I was just making some*
*You feel your arms reaching out towards the plushie. Just a little bit more, and you'll have peace. Just a little bit more....*
*Lockz up ze Otterbadger pluzhie in a very large und expenzive adamantium zafe*
Dinnae vorry aboot ze cozt...Tvaz liberated from ze moderatorz' zavingz.
*Local Operator Kade shows up.* I can assure you that the moderators do not have any savings, and thus couldn't have funded, purposefully or otherwise, an adamantium safe.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2022, 06:29:56 PM*You feel your arms reaching out towards the plushie. Just a little bit more, and you'll have peace. Just a little bit more....*
*I've been eaten before, and it sure wasn't peaceful, you silly chook.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2022, 06:56:29 PM*Local Operator Kade shows up.* I can assure you that the moderators do not have any savings, and thus couldn't have funded, purposefully or otherwise, an adamantium safe.
They probably use Mattie to steal money from us for their savings, so it isn't technically "theirs."
Also, LOK, can you please tell me what this plushie toy thing is doing here? 'Cause it's scaring meeee
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2022, 06:56:29 PM*Local Operator Kade shows up.* I can assure you that the moderators do not have any savings, and thus couldn't have funded, purposefully or otherwise, an adamantium safe.
O'
courze zey vid zay
zat. Zee vhat zey zay vhen ye bring up vhere 90% o' ze forum tax-money iz gaein'...
Uhhhh... Yes, of course I have always made sure to pay my forum taxes promptly and completely. Obviously. I'd never fail to do so. Not even if I die (actually, can people who've died get out of paying forum taxes?).
Ah doubt it. Ezpecially conziderin' zey ztill dinnae 'ave a nev Death yet. Yer zoul juzt ztayz und zey can reach it eazily. Ach...
Quote from: Booklover on April 08, 2022, 03:16:00 PMUhhhh... Yes, of course I have always made sure to pay my forum taxes promptly and completely. Obviously. I'd never fail to do so. Not even if I die (actually, can people who've died get out of paying forum taxes?).
I hope the government won't demand forum taxes, in the future.
Internet tax
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2022, 04:07:59 PM*A sense of calm overtakes you. A deep peace that you've never before experienced washes against the shores of your mind, each wave reaching a portion further than the last. Any worries that had tied you down now release their hold and drift away as you sink further and further into the comforting waves of floof. The outside world recedes as your consciousness fades and, once more, all is still.
The life-sized Otterbadger plushie sits alone in the asylum, a strange warmth emanating from it despite the cool atmosphere. Though it is clearly a simple plushie doll, a flicker of life passes through its dark eyes. Another wayward soul has joined the family.*
Wow... that actually reminds me of a fic I've been reading, :giggle:
It does...? O.o I don't think I'd want to read that fic...
♫♪ Zomevone left ze cake oot in ze rain
Oh, Ah dinnae zink zat Ah can take it
'cauze it took zae lang tae bake it
und Ah'll never 'ave zat recipe agaaaaaaaaaaaain, Oh nyeeeeeeeeeeeet! ♪♫
Oh dear. :( What sort of cake was it?
Nay idea, but zat iz actually from zome zong. Ach...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 13, 2022, 11:41:19 PMIt does...? O.o I don't think I'd want to read that fic...
Yeah, you probably... wouldn't.
That's what I said.
I'd read it.
It, by Stephen King?
Strange book, that.
Well, how would you know? You don't watch horror movies.
I don't watch horror movies and I know what it is. Some things, even if you don't know what they are, you'll hear about them.
Also it was originally a book that got adapted into several movies.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 19, 2022, 04:37:22 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 18, 2022, 08:01:23 PMIt, by Stephen King?
Isn't that some horror movie?
Book first, then an old tv movie, then a more recent pair of actual movies.
Iz a penny vize, zough...?
He is nickelsmart.
Gimme my nickleback
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 19, 2022, 04:49:05 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on April 19, 2022, 04:37:22 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 18, 2022, 08:01:23 PMIt, by Stephen King?
Isn't that some horror movie?
Book first, then an old tv movie, then a more recent pair of actual movies.
Ah.
I don't understand why some people like to watch horror movies. They're completely pointless, and I'm sure there are better things to waste time on.
I mean, using that logic, many recreational activities are completely pointless :giggle:
At least they aren't for the purpose of giving you nightmares.
Tiz uzually fun vhen
zomevone elze getz noightmarez from ze moviez, und ye can conztantly mention or 'old up picturez from zaid movie tae terrorise zem.
Spoiler
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It would serve them right for watching a horror movie.
I like watching spooky stuff. I don't see whats wrong with that.
Aye. Az lang az ze movie iz more zan juzt zenzelezz blood und gore- it needz tae 'ave zome forme o' ztory or ozer redeemin' qualitiez.
Spoooooopy
Ah ken a fellov named Bill
Vho zvalloved an atomic pill
Ze doctor zaid cough
Und ze zin' vent off
Und zey found 'iz 'ead in Brazil.
But what happened to the doctor?
Doctor Vho?
I didn't capitalize it -_-
Ah did.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 21, 2022, 07:58:29 PMI like watching spooky stuff. I don't see whats wrong with that.
I just think it's strange. That's all. I never said there was anything wrong with it.
Mr. Skarzs sir, I'd like to apply to be released. I do believe that I possess a decent amount of sanity thanks to your good treatments.
HA.
I don't think I've ever felt more attacked by two typed letters on the internet. ;D
*Attack vaz zuper effective*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 01, 2025, 09:20:03 PMHA.
I feel insulted.
Quote from: Delthion on February 01, 2025, 07:05:33 AMMr. Skarzs sir, I'd like to apply to be released. I do believe that I possess a decent amount of sanity thanks to your good treatments.
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*Sigh* And just what would need to transpire for you to finally recognize my sanity?
Actual zanity tae be prezent, may'apz...
Good point.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 04, 2025, 08:14:39 PMActual zanity tae be prezent, may'apz...
This guy is crazy and he gets it
Fair enough! Should HiaG be promoted to some sort of orderly in training or something?
Ah 'ave abzolutely nay interezt in zanity. *Hovlz*
Good choice my friend. I am only interested in securing my freedom so that I might pursue insanity on a wider scale.
So you admit it!
Well of course Skarzs! I am insane after all. It would take an absolute lunatic to deny it! ;D
You're trying to play mind games with me. It won't work
Mind games? Moi? Surely not. How could someone without any sanity play mind games with you?
I did say trying
How could someone insane ever be trying to play mind games with one of such lofty intellect such as yourself?
They can try, but that doesn't mean they're any good
Eh, you got me there. I suck at mind games. ;D
Politely
Azkin'
Irritatin'
Nounz
Indeed! What more could one ask of simple sticks?
*Hovlz*
*Barks*
*Goes sane. *
WHAT? How is this possible?
Honestly it makes sense that a call for sanity would completely close down any responses to the Insane Asylum. ;D
Zat'z vhy ze video iz cavin' fer 'elpin' people tae nae be zane.
Y'know, I'm not sure I've ever actually been an inmate here. I think I'm just visiting.
Tiz av aboot ze Oyzterz- zey're in yer 'ead, ye ken...
I hate oysters, especially in my head. In my stomach they're not too bad though. Lobsters though...love those guys.
But do you control the speed of lobsters?
That's what rats do. I can't put myself on the same level as them.