MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *Grabs Skarzs's paws and starts dancing*
Mwahahaha! *dances along*
I'm suprised Skarzs hasn't said anything yet....*Twirls*
I'm not. *spins*
*Is silently plotting revenge, which is quite difficult while being danced around*
*grins evilly, still dancing*
>:D
THIS IS EMBARRASSING!
No, it isn't...Just go with the flow. And stop stepping on my feet, would you?
Dancing isn't embarrassing, it's freaking awesome!
Yes it is! ;D
Depends on what the dance is. ::)
Hush, Morg, or the title shall be changed.....TO INCLUDE ONE CERTAIN MORGAZATH!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Why change the title? *Grabs Morgazath and whirls him around because Corn has Skarzsles (and I can't do anything about that)*
*Watches on silently*This is boring, I wanna dance!
*Starts dancing*
This is insane!
Please let me out!
Quote from: BlueRose on July 07, 2014, 10:09:35 PM
Why change the title? *Grabs Morgazath and whirls him around because Corn has Skarzsles (and I can't do anything about that)*
What did I just do?! :o *Starts to get dizzy from the twirling.* I'm not a very good dancer.
*watches from under a table, in terror*
What's a BWAS's?
Quote from: Morgazath on July 08, 2014, 05:07:50 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on July 07, 2014, 10:09:35 PM
Why change the title? *Grabs Morgazath and whirls him around because Corn has Skarzsles (and I can't do anything about that)*
What did I just do?! :o *Starts to get dizzy from the twirling.* I'm not a very good dancer.
*stops* Oops. Sorry.....
*Dizzyness stops.* I just remembered. I learned dancing from a spanish fellow. *Starts dancing spanish dance.* (I didn't really learn spanish dancing, it's just for this thread.)
Yay! Spanish dances! *dances along* (Haha!)
*Continues to dance.* Corn, bring Skarz over here and let us all do a spanish dance. ;D (Sorry, Skarz, but I'll take your anger over a womans any day.)
*approves*
*Watches Skarzs dance*
"Glad I'm not dancing...."
*leaves Morgazath and grabs Tam* Dance with us!
Depends what type of dance it is.
A Spanish dance!
Oo! Shure I'll try! *Starts dancing*
Quote from: danflorreguba on July 08, 2014, 05:56:32 PM
What's a BWAS's?
"Brainstorming ways to Annoy Skarzs Club"
(Shortened to BWAS)
That, Danny dear, is BWAS.
Quote from: rachel25 on July 08, 2014, 05:13:26 PM
*watches from under a table, in terror*
C'mon, Rachy! Dance with us!
Quote from: Morgazath on July 08, 2014, 05:07:50 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on July 07, 2014, 10:09:35 PM
Why change the title? *Grabs Morgazath and whirls him around because Corn has Skarzsles (and I can't do anything about that)*
What did I just do?! :o *Starts to get dizzy from the twirling.* I'm not a very good dancer.
Heeheehee....
Quote from: Morgazath on July 08, 2014, 07:58:49 PM
*Continues to dance.* Corn, bring Skarz over here and let us all do a spanish dance. ;D (Sorry, Skarz, but I'll take your anger over a womans any day.)
*Dances Skarzs over to Morg*
Yeah Spanish dancing!
*Dances the Flamenco*
Esto es impresionante! Estoy hablando español y nadie sabe lo que estoy diciendo! Risas evilly
This place is like, MADE to annoy me and abuse me!
*Looks at title*
Oh my gosh. . .
This place is weird.... For Cellars topic even! ::) WHY DID I COME BACK!? NOOOOOOOOOO! .........
;D
Quote from: danflorreguba on July 09, 2014, 10:05:00 PM
This place is weird.... For Cellars topic even! ::) WHY DID I COME BACK!? NOOOOOOOOOO! .........
You have only yourself to blame.
Heh heh heh.
What are you planning now, you insensitive fiend?!
Eeeeeeevillll!
Quote from: Morgazath on July 09, 2014, 06:43:38 PM
Esto es impresionante! Estoy hablando español y nadie sabe lo que estoy diciendo! Risas evilly
Yo, de hecho, sé lo que estás diciendo ..... Hablo español!
Quote from: danflorreguba on July 09, 2014, 10:05:00 PM
This place is weird.... For Cellars topic even! ::) WHY DID I COME BACK!? NOOOOOOOOOO! .........
Danny! Dance with me! PLLLLLEEEEEEZZZZ?
Hi.
Tam, come dance with us!
Euoohkayyy, I just got a creepy reminder of some creepy little girl ghost demon in a game going "Come play with us. . . Come play with us. . ." Thank you for making me not sleep tonight with that memory.
Mwahahahahaha. Well, everyone knows that there is a girl trapped in mirrors. Every mirror. The movement in the corner of your eye is her. Always watching, never able to leave.
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary.
Aaah good memory. I was at this girl's birthday and all the girls had locked themselves into a room and were incanting Bloody Mary. Straight after they finished my friends (boys) all knocked on the door.
Ahahaha! That superstition always made me laugh. The girl in the mirror, however, FREAKED ME OUT. Until I was 13. And now that I've seen the Doctor Who episode, I can't believe it ever bothered me. "I'm not even bovverd"
Curse you Cornflower. I was going to write in spanish, but the translation website I was using was messing everything up.
Haha! Boo es una mierda para ti! Traductor Google no está arruinando. Tal vez usted podría probarlo. Soy inteligente - Lo tengo FAVORITOS! Aunque tengo que arreglarlo .... Pero eso no viene al caso!
GAHH! Don't talk in spanish! The websites not working!
Puede que si quiero! Ou, je pourrais parler en français!
?? ???? ??? ???????! Nah, ní maith liom Araibis. Beidh muid iarracht a dhéanamh an Ghaeilge. Or, just plain ole English. ;D
Corny, speak in English or I will strangle you.
AAAHHHH! Don't strangle me!
Yesss. . . you're all distracted so you won't notice me leaving. . .
*Pounces on Skarzs*
NOOO!
YEEES!
*Tries to crawl away*
*Holds on tighter*
MEEEEEEEE! I'm not sure why I'm here though, I don't really want to abuse Skarz...
Yay! Tam, dance with Mask! (Mainly because I'm dancing with Mor, and Corny is dancing with Skarzsles.)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 10, 2014, 10:00:34 PM
*Holds on tighter*
HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU HOLD ON SO TIGHTLY?!?!
*Starts dancimg with Mask*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 11, 2014, 12:54:30 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 10, 2014, 10:00:34 PM
*Holds on tighter*
HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU HOLD ON SO TIGHTLY?!?!
You don't want to know. *Keeps holding on.....Tightens grip*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 11, 2014, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 11, 2014, 12:54:30 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 10, 2014, 10:00:34 PM
*Holds on tighter*
HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU HOLD ON SO TIGHTLY?!?!
You don't want to know. *Keeps holding on.....Tightens grip*
Ow, that looks like it hurts. Poor Skarz.
*Kicks Mor* Humph.
OUCH! *Starts jumping around on one foot in a dance of pain.*
Ballerinas must have strong legs......Heeheehee...>:D
You or me? ::) *Continues to dance in pain.*
What?
Oh, never mind. I know what you mean. You have strong legs 'cause you're a ballerina. I thought you meant me because I'm hopping around on one foot.
Aye.....I've been known to cause some, ah, purpley greenish yellow bruises in my time......
Well I have a bruise on my leg. As if bruises from fencing isn't enough! *Trips and falls facedown on the ground.* Now I think my face is bruised. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!
Hahaha! (That's mean, isn't it?) *Snaps fingers* *All bruises disappear* There you are!
Oh thank you Cornflower.
You're welcome. It was nothing, really.
PAPAYA!
??? ??? ???
It's a fruit...or is it a vegetable?
I like papaya. (The word. I've never actually had a fruit.)
Dried papaya is yummy. But I prefer dried mango.
I LOVE MANGOS.
SO DO I!!!
Mangos are awesome.
Cornflower, are you still holding Skarz? I think he's looking a little blue.
*Leans over and checks Skarzs's face* Nah, he's alright. *Flips head back up*
Hi. Skarzs is gone.
WHST?!?!?!? HE'S NOT EVER COMING BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!
Wait, WHAT?
TTTTTTAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!?!!!!
Wait... as in forever, or as in, right now?
I don't think he would leave forever and just not tell us.
I don't know! TAM!
Hehehe......Should I tell or shouldn't I? ;D
He's coming back I'm pretty sure. Just wanted to see what your reactions would be. ;D
*Screams in rage* All that mind-racking suspense for nothing I don't already know?!?!?!?!?!?! *Chases after Tam with swinging frying pan*
Sure.
FFFRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs away screaming*
*Jumps on Skar again* Not anymore!
Noo! The female!
FEMALE! RUN!
Oh wait.... ;D
Should I change into a possum, then?
She's dragging me back into her torture chamber! Gah!
RUN SKARZLES!
I can't! She's got my legs!
I'll get your arms!
TUG A WAR!
*Turns into possum and bites Tam*
*Drops on his face*
OW!
Hey! None of the other girls are annoying me! Awesome!
YAY! I like Corny annoying us though.
Good. *Possum started dragging Skar back in t O cave*
What on earth do you plan on doing to me?! Oh, hey! A cave!
NO ONE HURTS MY BUDDY!
Unless Corny. Bye SKARZLES! >:D
O .
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;D
*helps Corn*
WHYYYY!!!!!
All the ladies are against you. Poor Skarzles.
Worm in the hair, guys. Worm in the hair.
And swamp eels in yours.
*really dislikes the fact that what I said was misunderstood*
You are completely undestood I just did'nt react in the way you wanted me too.
Well, actually I didn't care... Much. I was just wondering if it registered that I insinuated that Skarzs is more likeable than you... Which he isn't, but it was worth a shot.
I realized that though I wasn't going to react in the way you wanted me to.
Ok. That works.
Mmmhmm.
Aliens.
Where?! Where?! They're here for my brain! *Runs for cover.*
Wait, you have a brain? ;D
Ohhhh, right. I thought I forgot something. :P
W hat just happened? Can I NOT leave y'all alone for a few hours? Children, children, children.....
Look who is one of the youngest people here ::)
Quote from: BlueRose on July 26, 2014, 12:24:58 AM
Well, actually I didn't care... Much. I was just wondering if it registered that I insinuated that Skarzs is more likeable than you... Which he isn't, but it was worth a shot.
Oh,
that's really nice.
You let me go this instant!
Aw!
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 26, 2014, 07:00:08 AM
Quote from: BlueRose on July 26, 2014, 12:24:58 AM
Well, actually I didn't care... Much. I was just wondering if it registered that I insinuated that Skarzs is more likeable than you... Which he isn't, but it was worth a shot.
Oh, that's really nice.
You let me go this instant!
No, I don't think so. Sorry.
Why not?!
I forgot, what's a BWAS again?
.
A period,. Seriously?
I have nothing else to say.
Oh, okay,
Now, Skar, what am I going to do with you, eh?
Well, I'm going to tell you what you're NOT going to do: you're NOT going to dance me around, you're NOT going to dress me up in ridiculous outfits like Rose did, and you're NOT going to be really creepy and girly.
Alright. Can I kick you, then? You see, I'm slightly irritated with you at the moment.
ANYTHING BUT KICKING!
Slapping then? Hey, I'm not stupid.
. . .
How is that preferable?! I'd rather get danced around etc. than. . .
*Realizes what I just said*
Crud.
Okay. . . How about scratching, kneeing, poking, or stabbing you with a toothpick?
No, no, and no.
Yeesh; why so violent?
Why do you think? When I get hurt, I tend to get more voilent. . . . I don't know why. Oh, so stabbing with a toothpick ' okay? Cool.......
Skarzs, tell me if I can be of assistance. These people are abusive.
Rus, do you want to be includud? *Possum scowls and brandished toothpick*
Oh I cant believe I missed the party! Seriously Corn why do you even ask his permission? Now where is that suit that we made you. If you are to be poked with a toothpick then it must be in style.
Oh and taking about poking people with things. *Takes out Rapier* . I'll get back to you guys with this when I find the suit.
That's true, Faiy. You made them a suit?! Cool. . . *Evil grin*
ANOTHER FEMALE!
You say that like it's a bad thing. But you know what? I think I'm going to go crawl into a hole.
(I think she's upset at me. . .)
Mmm, more like Gmail.
Just leave Skarzs.
They have yet to actually do anything, and for some strange reason I am going to see how far they go with this.
Hang on. I need to go kill some people. Skat, stat. *Possum vanishes*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 30, 2014, 03:17:48 AM
They have yet to actually do anything, and for some strange reason I am going to see how far they go with this.
I think you Just singed your own death warrant. ;D ;D ;D
Oh and here is the suit. Quite marvelous don't you think. ;)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/2rXpphDeE2CL18muS6oMQmPmEbZhJG0V6-JIynCzhgs=w244-h457-no)
*Is back from killing people* Oh, it's marvelous! Skar, put it on! Now!
Si absolutely marvelous. ;D
You can't make me!
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 30, 2014, 04:25:09 AM
I think you Just singed your own death warrant. ;D ;D ;D
O O
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| |
Sure I can, Skarzsy!
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 30, 2014, 04:45:25 AM
You can't make me!
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 30, 2014, 04:25:09 AM
I think you Just singed your own death warrant. ;D ;D ;D
O O
___
/ \
| |
Did you really think you could get away with it. ;D Not with me around.
Must. . . find. . . way. . . to . . . escape! Get that thing away from me! It's not in troll size!
Well neither are you. *Shows Scarzs his reflection* See the cute o-meter three- thousand made you the right size and cute to boot. or poke with a stick whichever you choose.
ROTFL
I am glad it amuses you Corn. ;D
Heeheehee! Oh, priceless!
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 30, 2014, 05:17:12 AM
Well neither are you. *Shows Scarzs his reflection* See the cute o-meter three- thousand made you the right size and cute to boot. or poke with a stick whichever you choose.
*Picks jaw off floor*
Wh- wha-. . . MY BEAUTIFUL TROLLNESS! And how are those choices even something I can choose?! No one could make the right choice!
If you haven't figured it out by now I'm caffeinated that is the way I role when I have caffeine. You do look rather dapper in Coral. ;D
No I don't! Tell her I don't, Corn!
And you really think she will comply. ::) ;D
Actualky, you look nice.
What?!
Well its true. . .,
It can't get any worse than this. My friend has joined up with someone who is denying me of my trollness!
Oh, chill. It won't last forever.
Maybe if I rip it off. . . No, that would be a bad idea; I don't think anyone wants to see a troll in underwear. :P
Hi. Skarzs, I would suggest leaving now. Unless you like staying here with the girls.... ::)
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 30, 2014, 05:29:05 PM
Maybe if I rip it off. . . No, that would be a bad idea; I don't think anyone wants to see a troll in underwear. :P
No. Please. Don't.
Why hello there tam. ;D
Um.....I'm outa here.....
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 30, 2014, 07:38:34 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 30, 2014, 05:29:05 PM
Maybe if I rip it off. . . No, that would be a bad idea; I don't think anyone wants to see a troll in underwear. :P
No. Please. Don't.
Ha ha, now I have something to threaten the girls with! >:D
Oh me, oh my. . .
Oh, yeah, and I'm so setting my minions on you. . . When, of course, I get their barracks up.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2014, 04:15:02 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 30, 2014, 07:38:34 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 30, 2014, 05:29:05 PM
Maybe if I rip it off. . . No, that would be a bad idea; I don't think anyone wants to see a troll in underwear. :P
No. Please. Don't.
Ha ha, now I have something to threaten the girls with! >:D
Actually That might be rather funny to see! Come on lets go get that camera I need to take a picture of that when it happens to post on every topic in the cellar's! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Please no. I don't need that burned in my mind for the rest of my life!
If you like, I could just stab it out of your mind. *Twirls psydagger*
You wish!
*erects mind-shield*
See, there's this really neat ability I've learned to manifest... It's called Nullify Psionics. I'm not so sure your mind shield can stand up to that. *Continues to twirl psydagger*
Well, I have this really cool magic spell, it's called disintegrate annoying foxes...
Oh, what a shame that would be if I knew any annoying foxes. Myself, I'm a Drow, with a magic resistance of 393, and a lot of knowledge of a certain procedure known as Counterspell...
And also one called Generally Abuse Trolls.
Silence mortals!!!!!!!!! *Dresses Rus in this.....*
What I put on Rus
(https://img0.etsystatic.com/014/0/7046770/il_fullxfull.460652010_ghyc.jpg)
*Cackles*
Ouch.
Here Wylder this should help keep Rusvul away from you. *Puts Wylder in a pinstripe suit* Now He can't look at you without getting nauseous. ;D
Yes! You're all distracted!
Come on Scarzsles will you ever learn... ::) ;D *Grabs him by his cute little ear and dragged him over to a chair*
(I find it really strange that you knew that my ears are small. . .)
Wait, why'd you drag me over here? WHAT TORTURE LIES IN WAIT FOR ME?!?!
A cute top hat to go with the suit. *Puts cute top hat on Scarzles to match the suit he is wearing*
*ROTFL*
I'M HIDEOUS!
*Continues ROTFL*
No You are adorable... Though to some they mean the same thing so YOUR HIDEOUS ;D!
BURN IT!
But why would you do that its Hideous. ;) ;D
I don't like it, so I must burn it along with the suit. Prepare for the sight of boxer shorts on the posterior of a troll.
Wait one second! *Grabs Camera!* Ok now I'm ready Proceed!
No! I won't allow you that satisfaction!
:( Come on! I want to spread your humiliation across the word! ;D ;D ;)
YOU FOOLS THINK CAN INFLICT DAMAGE UPON THAT GLONK? I AM THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN EXISTENCE AND I WILL PERSStop it Mr. Cuddles!You've been very naughty recently so you're going back into the cupboard. Hey stop that HEY stop!Mmmmhhhfff-mmmm! HAH KNOW THAT FOOL IS OUT OF THE WAY I WILL RULE THE WORLD AND DESTROY THIS ENTIRE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Guys beat him up quickly!
Uh huh. I think you have a drama problem there...
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT WYLDER WHEN THE TIME COMES I WILL PERSONALLY DESTROY YOU!
. . . I could blind you in my underwear. . .
I Would Suggest You Take That Threat Seriously Mr. Cuddles. I Am One Of Many, Also Known As Mr. Bold.Quote from: Faiyloe on August 02, 2014, 12:14:38 AM
:( Come on! I want to spread your humiliation across the word! ;D ;D ;)
I shall blind you!
*Sets clothes on fire*
Oh yeah? Well I will impersonally destroy you! Hah!
And, it would be hard to personally destroy me when you don't even know my real name.
I DO KNOW IT! IT IS...STEVEN...OR FRED...OR JOHN.
You got the first two letters right in one of those names.
JOE?STHOMAS?FREDIA?
I really can't tell you anything else.
Actually, I think it's Joseph. :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 02, 2014, 12:26:36 AM
. . . I could blind you in my underwear. . .
I Would Suggest You Take That Threat Seriously Mr. Cuddles. I Am One Of Many, Also Known As Mr. Bold.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 02, 2014, 12:14:38 AM
:( Come on! I want to spread your humiliation across the word! ;D ;D ;)
I shall blind you!
*Sets clothes on fire*
Yess humiliations galore! *Puts on special sunglasses and sets the camera to take automatic pictures.* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
JOSEPH... MR BOLD. WE SHALL DISCUSS PLANS HERE FROM NOW.
HA HA HA HA HA! YOU HAVE INCITED ME TO ANGER! I SHALL OPPOSE YOU BY STRETCHING THE PAGE IF YOU DO NOT HALT IMMEDIATELY, CUTE LITTLE HEDGEHOG AND UGLY TROLL!
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO DESTROY HIM MR BOLD?
::) The word is Hideous not Ugly. ::)
Oh, He Was Talking To Me? I'm Not A Troll, Foolish Being, But An Entity Of Great Power.
Get out of this topic.
NAY I SHALL NOT!
Hi.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on August 02, 2014, 12:43:12 AM
HA HA HA HA HA! YOU HAVE INCITED ME TO ANGER! I SHALL OPPOSE YOU BY STRETCHING THE PAGE IF YOU DO NOT HALT IMMEDIATELY, CUTE LITTLE HEDGEHOG AND UGLY TROLL!
DO YOU MIND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Bananas.
Seriously Rose you can do better than that!
BANANAS!
Hi.
You're right. I can.
BANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
Hi.
Hi, Tam. Do you need something?
;)
*Puts regular troll clothes back on*
The foul fabrics have been eradicated! Victoryyyy-oh wait. . . the females are still here.
And Blue has come to join the party. ;) and I got all the photographs. *Passes them around to all the girls*. Who wants to see Scarzles in his underwear. Isn't he positively Hideous (AKA Adorable)
Your eyes aren't burning?! I've failed. . . *Sobs*
Ahahaha! There's bunnies and teddybears on his trous! How cute! *smiles sweetly*
I DO NOT THINK IT IS NATURAL FOR HUMANS TO BE LOOKING AT HIS UNDERWEAR.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 02, 2014, 11:37:50 PM
*Puts regular troll clothes back on*
The foul fabrics have been eradicated! Victoryyyy-oh wait. . . the females are still here.
Yes, we are. Are you decent yet?!?!? Oh, and go look in a mirror. You're still reading high on the cute-o-meter three thousand.
MR BOLD, I THINK YOUR ALTEREGO MAY HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED.
Quote from: BlueRose on August 02, 2014, 11:44:20 PM
Ahahaha! There's bunnies and teddybears on his trous! How cute! *smiles sweetly*
Wha-? WHO PUT THOSE THERE?!?!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 02, 2014, 11:48:05 PM
Yes, we are. Are you decent yet?!?!? Oh, and go look in a mirror. You're still reading high on the cute-o-meter three thousand.
Yes, I am decent; I've got my cowhide clothes back on. Wait, what? Cute-o-meter? WHAT DID YOU DO?!
It's the bunnies.
Are you out of your mind?!
ROTFL! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 02, 2014, 11:55:42 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on August 02, 2014, 11:44:20 PM
Ahahaha! There's bunnies and teddybears on his trous! How cute! *smiles sweetly*
Wha-? WHO PUT THOSE THERE?!?!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 02, 2014, 11:48:05 PM
Yes, we are. Are you decent yet?!?!? Oh, and go look in a mirror. You're still reading high on the cute-o-meter three thousand.
Yes, I am decent; I've got my cowhide clothes back on. Wait, what? Cute-o-meter? WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Ask Faiy. She invented it.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 03, 2014, 12:39:05 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 03, 2014, 12:23:21 AM
Are you out of your mind?!
Wait, she has a mind?
Yes, in fact, Blue does have a mind.
Woah. Mine = blown. (;D)
Hurmph
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 03, 2014, 12:29:33 AM
ROTFL! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
Humph. I'm glad SOMEONE'S invention was a huge success.
Oh? And what was yours, pray tell?
The Uglificatinor, or more appropriately, the Troll Facial Machine.
Hmm. You sure it didn't work?
I didn't say it didn't work, I said it wasn't successful.
Same thing, yeah?
@Blue:um......no.........
HELLO I AM TAKING OVER THIS THREAD.
*Awesome British accent* Yes, yes, me too! *Brandishes Chocolate Muffins of Death* And if ANYONE says otherwise, they'll face my wrath! *Awesome British accent ends*
*Possum jumps up and down* OOH! OOH! Can I join in taking over the thread?
*Awesome British accent* I don't see why not. And would you like a Chocolate Muffin while we're at it? *Holds out non-poisoned Chocolate Muffin pan* *Awesome British accent ends*
Can I HELP? I don't have a second personality but I like food!
NO AND NO. RABBIT GO AWAY.IF YOU WANT TO HELP TELL EVERYONE WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS SO WE DON'T HAVE TO OBLITERATE THEM. AND POSSUM. YOU GO TAKE OVER ANOTHER THREAD. DR RAINY AND I WILL HANDLE THIS.
He hates me ^^^
I would punch you now but I already did. *References Faiy's take over topic*
YES I DO. I'M THE RESIDENT EVIL ANIMAL. AND IT'S MR BOLD'S TOPIC. YOU CAN JOIN US IF YOU HAVE AN EVIL ALTEREGO YES?
No. Now be quiet.
FINE SEE THE PLANNING THREAD.WHERE YOU PUNCHED ME.
Sure.
THIS TOPIC STILL BELONGS TO US OKAY FEMALES?
Are you saying it belongs to you and me?
IT BELONGS TO COEAAT(COMMITTEE OF EVIL ALTEREGOS AND TAM) RAIN AND I CLAIMED IT.
Oh, Nice!
YES IT WAS. WHICH THREAD ARE YOU TAKING OVER?
Um.....Let me see.....
Quote from: The Mask on August 04, 2014, 12:26:33 AM
IT BELONGS TO COEAAT(COMMITTEE OF EVIL ALTEREGOS AND TAM) RAIN AND I CLAIMED IT.
*Awesome British accent* *Ahem* It's
Dr. Rainy, thank you very much! Rain is the dumbo I locked up in Cupboard Heights. *Awesome British accent ends*
I heard that! *Awesome British accent* Ya, boo hoo! *Throws Chocolate Muffin of Death at cupboard* *Awesome British accent ends*
YES YES SORRY. I NOT TYPE WELL.
Aliens.
*Leaps on Skar* *Laughs evilly*
Bye Skarzs!
Aaaaa!
Ah.
*Starts jabbing Skar with a toothpick*
Youch! Hey, cut that out!
NO!
Gah!
*Starts pounding Skarzs's head with a rock*
You're messing up my hair! (Oh, wait; I don't have hair. . . )
You're messing up my beautiful smooth troll head!
You're not exactly a troll anymore. See? *Holds up mirror*
AH! HE'S DISGUSTING! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
*Awesome British accent* Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse you! We were taking over the thread here, and you just stole it back! How dare you?! *Awesome British accent ends*
Um yeah, what she said!
HEY Get out of our Thread... However if you would like to join use in making Scarzsles a complete doll then Have fun. ;D
Now Scarzsles you know you look absolutely Repulsive (AKA Adorable).
*Sighs* Yes, you do.
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 04, 2014, 07:10:13 PM
*Awesome British accent* Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse you! We were taking over the thread here, and you just stole it back! How dare you?! *Awesome British accent ends*
Hey! Dr. Raqiny! Come help us! Or, maybe, just maybe, let us doll YOU up too?
(O.O)
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(Those are tears)
No, I couldn't have guessed. (Layer on about three feet of sarcasm)
So, how do ya like your new form?
I'm a monster!
No, you're not. You're a rather cute human being.
You don't even know what I look like!
Well, here's a clue:
(https://sp2.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608023015497663002&pid=15.1&w=190&h=126&p=0)
Is that a cookie? Or a pie? Or a biscuit? Or some form of baked or fried dough?
IT'S A POTATO.
Ohhhhh. . . . . . That doesn't look like a poltato. THIS is a potato.
Potato
(http://citizenpotato.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/potato.jpg)
See?
Still a potato.
I know. But it doesn't look like one.
::)
My point was that I look like a potato.
But I thought you said you have big hands... and potatoes don't have hands. Speaking of which, how do you type?
::) with a really big computer.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 05, 2014, 01:04:29 AM
My point was that I look like a potato.
THAT THING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A FREAKING POTATO!!!!!!!
I look like a potato!
STOP IT. THIS THREAD IS UNDER OUR CONTROL. CONTINUING TO RESIST CONTROL WE RESULT IN YOUR EXTERMINATION.
Oh, hush, you. I'm queen of this thread, and that's that. Deal.
(Skarzs, your picture of a potato doesn't look like a potato. It's some weak-willed white man potato. Corn's potato is a POTATO. Hefty Hobbit potato.)
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 05, 2014, 02:05:34 AM
I look like a potato!
WELL THAT THING DON'T LOOK LIKE A FRICKIN POTATO!!!!!!!!!
Hi.
Quote from: BlueRose on August 05, 2014, 03:04:33 PM
(Skarzs, your picture of a potato doesn't look like a potato. It's some weak-willed white man potato. Corn's potato is a POTATO. Hefty Hobbit potato.)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 05, 2014, 08:38:41 PM
WELL THAT THING DON'T LOOK LIKE A FRICKIN POTATO!!!!!!!!!
First off, what I posted is a yellow potato. Second, the stupid web filtering on this blasted excuse for a laptop blocks all image searches,
including 'potato'[/b], so I'm a little limited on what I can do.
...I thought it looked like a potato. That was actually the first thought that crossed my mind when I saw it. But, then again, that's the type of potato I eat all the time 'cause it's the kind my mom likes.
*Awesome British accent* *Ahem* GET BACK TO THE CUPBOARD, RAIN! *Awesome British accent ends*
*Groans* *Starts walking slowly to the cupboard* I don't like it when you order me around, Rainy.
*Awesome British accent* We agreed that I'd get to control the account on this thread, Rain, as well as any other threads where my colleagues and I are plotting the takeover of the forum. You said you'd wait in the cupboard while I'm doing this. *Awesome British accent ends*
*Walks into cupboard* *Mumbles* Fine, but I'm going to ride on all the rollercoasters in your amusement park. AND I'M NOT PAYING! *Slams cupboard door*
STOP IT STOP IT! WE OWN THIS THREAD SO STOP DOING THINGS!
*Dresses Mask in this.........*
Spoiler
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/b3/99/26/b399269db927e3e1e2e4dae220b643b4.jpg)
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO CROSS DRESSING! >:( I won't stand for it. No cross Dressing! Just no.
Oh chill a little can't hurt. But if you insist *Puts the pink dress on Faiy instead*
Ack! *Instantly hates all the titchy frills and despises the glitter and absolutely deplore the color pink* Do you know how bad pink looks with red fur!
Actually I do that is why I did it.
I hate you...
Now that was rather obvious. ::)
*suddenly realizes that Faiy has a thing against cross-dressing* Hey
B! Get over here!
Yeh? 'Sup?
*conspiratorial whisper* Dude, do you still have that dress that
R gave you as a prank? The one you actually look strangely like a girl in?
Yeahhh.... Why?
Put it on? Please?
*sigh* Ok.
Spoiler
(http://www.hobbs.co.uk/images/products/0113-5660-3693L00-1629/0113-5660-3693L00-1629_01_1008_1080.jpg)
Happy?
Yay! Thanks! (Looking adorable, like always. It really gets my goat when you are a cuter girl than I am...)
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 06, 2014, 02:25:21 PM
NO CROSS DRESSING! >:( I won't stand for it. No cross Dressing! Just no.
Oh chill a little can't hurt. But if you insist *Puts the pink dress on Faiy instead*
Ack! *Instantly hates all the titchy frills and despises the glitter and absolutely deplore the color pink* Do you know how bad pink looks with red fur!
Actually I do that is why I did it.
I hate you...
Now that was rather obvious. ::)
You are.....
*Is very thankful he is out of the picture, now*
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 06, 2014, 05:55:59 PM
*Is very thankful he is out of the picture, now*
*Awesome British accent* *Points watering can at Skarzs* Oi! You! Reasonably attractive troll! Get back in here! Hostages aren't allowed to leave this thread, got it? *Awesome British accent ends*
What she said ^^^
Is that supposed to be threatening?
*Awesome British accent* What, my watering can? Well, lemme just say, if it weren't for this watering can, we would have lost World War VIII against the Silurians. *Pours water on flower* *Flower turns into a piece of cake* Magic watering can. *Picks up cake* *Eats it* Mmm, lemon. Very good. *Awesome British accent ends*
But I don't care, and since it's not going to stop me. . .
*Dashes to help Skarzs.*
*Awesome British accent* *Pours ring of water around Skarzs* *Water turns into moat of acid* Ha! *Awesome British accent ends*
*tries to stop Oracle* No, no, don't try that. Take my word for it and get out of here.
*evil grin* Unless you want to be next?
Sure why not? *Turns into the Shadowhound, (which is impervious to acid.) and drinks the ring of acid around Skarzs.*
*Shock* What, REALLY? *backs away* Corn? Rain? This one is weird....
Quote from: BlueRose on August 06, 2014, 10:12:39 PM
*Shock* What, REALLY? *backs away* Corn? Rain? This one is weird....
*Possum sighs* And I suppose you want me to take care of it. . . . *Groans, then swells in size* *Launches self onto Shadowhound*
*Is extremely flexible and fits in to possum's mouth and stomach; therefore causing indigestion, and then after causing indigestion magically reappears next to possum again.*
What the heck? That makes no sense!
Something you have in common. ::)
This topic has been ruined. . .
Quote from: Delthion on August 06, 2014, 10:01:06 PM
Sure why not? *Turns into the Shadowhound, (which is impervious to acid.) and drinks the ring of acid around Skarzs.*
*Is more insane than usual* It's the only way! The only way is to agree, to not care! It's the only way to hide from them! THE ONLY WAY! *Shakes Oracle by the shoulders*
But as you said yourself: BEING RANDOM IS LUCRATIVE!
...
...
...FERENGI!
I know what a Ferengi is but: ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Lucrative. Ferengi. Greed. Latinum.
They go together, do they not?
But I was quoting you... ;D
STOP NOW. THIS THREAD IS TAKEN OVER. NO MORE COMMENTS OR I WILL THREAT PM YOU.
The Shadowhound does not understand human speech!
*grabs Mask's alternate self by the shoulders.* Hush. Unless, of course, you wish to cross-dress?
Do it, do it.
What he said ^^^
How about this one?
Spoiler
(http://a.xdresses.com/products/big/011600/Pretty-Ball-Gown-Beading-One-shoulder-Floor-length-Little-Gril-Pageant-Dress-470.jpg)
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 07, 2014, 03:18:24 AM
This topic has been ruined. . .
*Possum starts poking Skar with a toothpick again*
YES!
*Possum throws brick at Tam, then goes back to pricking Skarzsles with a toothpick*
>No comment<
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 07, 2014, 10:24:57 PM
*Possum throws brick at Tam, then goes back to pricking Skarzsles with a toothpick*
Why you do this?!
Because.
To tell you the truth. I actually feel sorry for Skarz.
Quote*Possum throws brick at Tam, then goes back to pricking Skarzsles with a toothpick*
*Eats toothpick.*
Quote from: Morgazath on August 07, 2014, 10:58:20 PM
To tell you the truth. I actually feel sorry for Skarz.
It's actually not that bad.
*Goes and changes into my normal tunic and then burns all the dresses!*
Ha ha! You agree with me on burning such clothes!
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 08, 2014, 12:26:56 AM
*Goes and changes into my normal tunic and then burns all the dresses!*
*shock* NekoMimi, she burned my dress!
*double shock* She did! And why the HECK did you call me that? *grabs torch* I'm gonna flame your shorts!
AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!! *runs*
Mwahahahaha! *chases*
Quote*shock* NekoMimi, she burned my dress!
*double shock* She did! And why the HECK did you call me that? *grabs torch* I'm gonna flame your shorts!
AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!! *runs*
Mwahahahaha! *chases*
*Stares in confusion.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 08, 2014, 01:06:34 AM
Ha ha! You agree with me on burning such clothes!
Only on boys or if it is on me and is pink and frilly and covered in glitter. I don't mind most dresses I actually like some of them. Just not when they are pink or on boys or both.
How about we get back on topic; with you abusing Skarzs and I defending. ;D
STOP IT STUPID DOG. STOP IT ALL OF YOU!
*dangerous glare in Mask's direction* Oi. Don't try to boss me around.
You really have very little experiences at this. ::). Listen Allow me to show you how it is done... Time to revel my secret. ;)
*an army of Zombiefied Overly Imprisoned Teddy Bears march in in formation*
Ranks display arms!
*ZOITBs shoulder an assortment of weapons including Frying pans ("Borrowed" form Corns squirrel army) Rubber band rifles and crossbows, and ladles.*
I Conveniently swiped the formula from Jukka and Amber.
Now if any of you sorry creatures attempt to resist you will suffer dire consequences.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LOVELY OITBs!!! :o :o :o :o :'(
HEH HEH HEH. COME EVIL HEDGEHOG MINIONS! WHAT? ON STRIKE? FINE, COME CTHULU ARMY!
*raises Flaming Undead Minions by the thousands* MWAHAHAHAHA! You dare tread the lands of a Necromancer? Take my FUM and my HELL'S INFERNO DRAGON! *raises Hell's Inferno Dragon*
Except you're not a necromancer, as you mentioned. *Waves hand to dispel illusions* See? Cat skeletons.
*pouts* Shush, you. It was worth a try.
Ok, I'm an illusionist. So what? (What else did I say I was? *too lazy to go look it up* <--- Oh hey! I'm that too!)
Fine, I'll summon my counterparts.
No, I'm not doing Necromancy. Do you remember what that does to my skin?
Wimp.
I'll do it! *isn't a Necromancer* Fine. FLAME NUN-CHUCK MINIONS OF DOOM!!! *summons FN-CMD*
Thank you.
Er.....I am gonna leave now......
You're a NEKOMANCER is what you are. I can see right through your glamers, they were CLEARLY animated cat skellies disguised as other things.
Me.....??.......
(No, me)
*laughs maniacally* YOU'RE WRONG!!! I'm NEKOMIMI!! *pulls off tunic, revealing a space-defying maid cosplay with cat ears and a tail* Nekomimi-nya!
(Sorry all, my brain isn't functioning quite well... I thought Harrison Ford was a president earlier.)
-Nya!
*No one sees this comment here*
Arise legions of rolling-pin wielding gophers!!!
*Awesome British accent* Dalek army, assemble! *Thousands of Dalek ships appear in the sky* *Awesome British accent ends*
Dangit, Rainy, I TOLD you to leave the Daleks in the Time War!
*Awesome British accent* *Glances at cupboard* Oh, shush, Rain, they practically BEGGED me to be their leader! Dunno why, 'cause I'm not a Dalek. But who cares? *Awesome British accent ends*
I don't care if they put you on a throne and declared you emperor of the universe, just bring them back to the Time War.
*Awesome British accent* I shan't. *Continues commanding Daleks* *Awesome British accent ends*
*Equips gophers with anti-Dalek rolling-pins.*
Pest control, huh? I've been needing some exterminators in my cave for a while; there's just too many rodents to eat by oneself!
*Stares blankly.*
Oh, come on now! It's not like I have them at every meal; just for dessert at dinnertime and to dip in my tea at teatime! Also, they're great for luncheon snacks. And sometimes I have them in my cereal in the morning. . .
What about the random midnight snack? ;)
I <3 _____
(I read most of this topic after just waking up this morning. Really bad idea)
:-X
You think?
Y
Ok, I think I'm back to normal now...
YOU STUPID HUMANS DARE DEFY AN ARMY OF DALEKS CTHULHUS AND ZOMBIE...THINGS!STOP IT KNOW OR PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED!
...Cthulu is a proper noun...
Bananas.
Wildstar.
IT IS, THEY ARE CTHULHU. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE FOX?
Proper noun as in name. Name as in singular. There is but one Cthulu. You might have creatures with cthonic mutations and a certain rage about them, but I assure you, this is not an army of tentacled gods you command.
...SHUT UP. WAIT WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE CTHULHI?
...................
All my friends are otaku. How did I manage that?
SUPER POWERED CTHULHI? HUH HUH?FINE JUST A MINUTE THEN MASK?ALRIGHT.Yes hello it's me am I your friend? *swoons* You see, my closest friends live 1500km so I don't really talk to anyone much...*faints*YES YES GET BACK INTO THE CUPBOARD FAINTER BOY!
CTHULI? WHAT IS A CTHULI? SURELY NOT A GOD?
Quote from: BlueRose on August 10, 2014, 01:04:30 AM
...................
All my friends are otaku. How did I manage that?
Err...
CTHULHU IS A GIANT CTHULHI. THEY ARE SMALLER BUT I HAVE AN ARMY OF SUPERPOWERED ONES.
THEN CTHULI ARE CTHONIC, BUT NOT CTHULU!
YES THEY ARE CTHONIC BUT ALSO CTHUHLI. HOWEVER CTHULU'S LAW SAYS THEY MUST BE AT LEAST PARTIALLY CTHULHU FOR THEM TO HAVE THE CTHULH PART. THIS CAN BE EXPANDED ACCORDING TO INDIVIDUAL BEINGS AND SUBSPECIES.YES? FOR IF NO, WHY NO?
IF THEY ARE PARTIALLY CTHULU, THAT MAKES THEM CTHONIC, NOT PART CTHULU. THE ONLY REASON A CREATURE OR CREATURES WOULD BE REFERRED TO AS CTHULU IS IF THEY ARE CTHULU- OTHERWISE THE TERM CTHONIC APPLIES INSTEAD OF CTHULU.
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? I CAN HEAR YOU. THEY ARE CTHONIC AND CTHUHU BECAUSE CTHULHU IS A CTHULHI. THEREFORE IF A CTHULHI WAS TO GROW EXPONENTIALLY IT COULD BE CALLED CTHULHU II. CTHULHU IS MERELY A LARGE CTHULHI. IN FACT CTHULHU'S CHILDREN ARE CALLED CTHULHI, AND THEY HAVE THEIR INDIVIDUAL NAMES.FINE I'LL TELL HIM.MASK TELLS ME TO TELL YOU THAT HE HAS SUBSCRIBED TO YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL, THE NEW ONE.
I'M ONLY SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU'RE SCREAMING. NO EMOTION WHATSOEVER EXCEPT AMUSEMENT AT THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS EXCHANGE.
A CTHULI IS INCAPABLE OF BECOMING CTHULU BECAUSE CTHULU IS A GOD. A MORTAL DOES NOT GROW TO BECOME A GOD IF HE BECOMES REALLY REALLY BIG.
I AM MR CUDDLES, I ALWAYS SCREAM STOP COPYING ME!CTHULHU IS A GOD. SO IS A CTHULHI. A CTHULHI IS JUST A SMALLER CTHULHU. OR RATHER, A CTHULHU IS A LARGE CTHULHI.
I'M NOT COPYING YOU, I'M SHOUTING BACK WITH EQUAL OR LESSER ACTUALLY CARING ABOUT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I SEE NO REFERENCE FOR CTHULI EXISTING ON THE INTERNETS. CITE YOUR SOURCES, PLEASE, MISTER CUDDLES.
GO TO 'CTHUHU' ON THE H.P. LOVECRAFT WIKI, THEN CLICK HIS RACE.
LOCATION FOUND.
Quote from: H.P Lovecraft WikiThey have a physical similarity with the Great Old One Cthulhu, but are of far smaller size. In similar fashion to classical gods believed to be giant humans in form, Cthulhu is a giant cthulhi.
PHYSICAL SIMILARITY, NOT BIOLOGICAL IDENTITY. CTHULU MAY HAVE SPAWNED THE CTHULI, AND THEY MAY APPEAR SIMILARLY, BUT NOTICE- 'IN SIMILAR FASHION TO CLASSICAL GODS BEING GIANT HUMANS IN FORM.' THE *AHEM* Sorry, the yelling hurts my throat. As I said, a human grown to the size of a god wouldn't become a god, he'd become a giant. It is implied that Cthulu and the Cthuli relate to each other in a similar manner as a classical god and the human race- One appearing as simply larger than another, but in fact having far greater powers. We can then infer, then, that the Cthuli would not become gods at a large size, in the same way as a human would not.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOUT AT LEAST DO IT PROPERLY!!!!
Are you boys trying to make me go insane! I really have no clue what you two have been saying for the past few posts... It is making my head spin.
In short, they bombed this topic.
This is hilarious.
Do you find our rantings AMUSING?? HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
WHEN DID YOU RANT? YOU SAID LIKE 10 WORDS.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 10, 2014, 02:58:17 AM
Are you boys trying to make me go insane! I really have no clue what you two have been saying for the past few posts... It is making my head spin.
Cthulhu is a demon god created by the author H. P. Lovecraft, Cthulhi are it's spawn, anything which comes from Cthulhu is referred to as Cthonic
Still confused and I really don't want to know. let get back to the point. Scarzsles must be feeling lonely.
Yes, let's get back on topic...
Oh! Right! Skarzs!
SKARZLESSS!!!! *evil grin* *Hides large acupuncture needles behind back*
*Takes acupuncture needles and runs for life.*
*gives up on trying to keep up with topic*
*pulls more acupuncture needles from the pocket of the spatially defying maid costume* Mwahahaha!
Quote from: BlueRose on August 10, 2014, 08:31:53 PM
*pulls more acupuncture needles from the pocket of the spatially defying maid costume* Mwahahaha!
Spa... Maid...
What?*Pulls phase pistol*
Spatially defying maid costume. The one that fits under other clothing perfectly. And has undetectable extension charms in the pockets.
Ohh.... Kay...
*Holsters phase pistol*
It's my new invention. I have a spatially defying butler costume too.
*Steals spatially defying butler costume*
*shrugs and makes another spatially defying butler costume*
*Destroys all things spatially defying. Then runs.*
Quote from: BlueRose on August 10, 2014, 08:10:37 PM
Oh! Right! Skarzs!
SKARZLESSS!!!! *evil grin* *Hides large acupuncture needles behind back*
O.O
*strangely enough, has indestructible spatially defying clothes. And would like to warn Oracle against attempting to destroy the spatially defying clothes again, as that eventuality hasn't been prepared for.*
*Breathes sigh of relief*
*Throws all things spatially defying into a black hole.*
*surprisingly, the spatially defying things are firmly attached where they ought to be.* Oracle, stop. Really. I'm not prepared to lose my spatially defying clothes. AT ALL.
*pulls of spatially defying maid costume to reveal a spatially defying ball gown*
*grabs Skarzs* Come, dance with me!
But that Skarzs is merely an illusion.
*grabs the real Skarzs* COME DANCE.
But why?!
Because Cornflower isn't able to, and I'm not nice.
TORTUROUS EXISTENCE!!!
Mwahahahaha!
I don't even know what on earth you're trying to dance!
*shrugs* Neither do I. A polka, maybe?
Hail the terrible dancer!!!
Thank you. *Drags Oracle into the polka too*
Quote from: BlueRose on August 11, 2014, 02:00:35 AM
*shrugs* Neither do I. A polka, maybe?
NOT THE POLKA!!
Seriously? Can't it at least be a waltz or something?!!!
POLKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WALTZ!!! or Irish.
Quote from: BlueRose on August 11, 2014, 02:05:05 AM
POLKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Delthion on August 11, 2014, 02:03:22 AM
Seriously? Can't it at least be a waltz or something?!!!
It doesn't matter! It's still dancing!
At least it isn't utter torture if it was not a polka.
IT'S STILL DANCING!
It wouldn't be as terrible!!!!!
Poooolllkaaaaaaa!
*Threatens to slice of Bloses head if she doesn't stop dancing the polka.*
*grins evilly and changes to the mazurka*
*Is suddenly fused to the ground.*
*takes the ground too*
*Quietly tiptoes out*
*extenda-arm grabs Skarzs and pulls him back into the mazurka* Nice try!
(What's a mazurka? :P)
(A kind of dance? Or maybe it's a type of song? I dunno, we're dancing one anyways.)
Sounds deadly!
I GIVE UP, WE SHALL NEVER CONQUER THIS TOPIC.
*grabs the Mask too* Dance with us! *Mazurka*
Yay! Dancing! *Starts gingerly mazurka dancing*
*laughs* Yay!!! MAZURKA!!!!!!!
*Puts on nerd glasses* *Ahem* A mazurka is a Polish folk dance with a lively tempo. Very beautiful music is played to accompany the dance, and those pieces are also called mazurkas. *Takes nerd glasses off* Eh, my sister played a mazurka at her senior recital. She had to look up a bunch of information on them, so I learned a couple things. ::)
*Awesome British accent* Oi! Back to the cupboard! This is MY topic, Rain! *Awesome British accent ends*
Ugh, fine. *Shuffles away*
I knew it was a dance! Woot! MAZURKA!!!!!!!!!
NO MAZURKA!
Quote from: rachel25 on August 10, 2014, 08:27:15 PM
*gives up on trying to keep up with topic*
You and me both Rach.
THERE YOU ARE DR RAINY, I NEED REINFORCEMENTS!
Sure, SUre.
*grabs Tam as well* DANCE WITH US!
I only dance with certain people. Others, no.
Dance with us anyways.
Why not. *Starts dancing whatever you guys are dancing*
YAY! MAZURKA!!!!!!!!!!!
SURE!
*Starts dancing the mazurka*
YES YES, OR JUST STOP POSTING. IT WILL MAKE MINE AND DR RAINY'S JOB EASIER.
Come dance with us!
3 PERSON DANCES! *Starts dancing with Rach and Corn and Blue and Skarzs*
YAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Stands in a corner wondering why everyone forgot that Blose pulled me in too.* ;D
*hasn't forgotten*
*has NO idea why Oracle is standing in a corner*
*grabs Oracle* Dance!
I shouldn't be dancing because I'm a troll!
You won't melt. Dance anyways.
Grumble mumble grumble mumble. . .
You don't know that! Look, there's a bit of me melted on the floor.
*Looks at melted piece on the floor and looks at Skarz.* That's disgusting.
That's weird, Skar.
It's your fault.
*shrugs* Oh well! Dance with us anyways!
Stop being a stick in the mud SKarzs!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 14, 2014, 04:31:08 AM
Grumble mumble grumble mumble. . .
You don't know that! Look, there's a bit of me melted on the floor.
You guys do realize that's me drink, right? I spilled it.
WHEW! WHat a relief.
Yeah. . . But now I don't have anything to drink.
I can go get you one. *Returns with a drink* Here you go.
Ok, I'm bored. Anyone up for a game of monopoly?
Nope! Worst game 2014. How about some Hearthstone?
Quote from: BlueRose on August 15, 2014, 04:57:24 PM
Ok, I'm bored. Anyone up for a game of monopoly?
Sure! I will win!
Nah, maybe Scrabble instead...
Anyone up for teaching me how to play dungeons and dragons?
No. I don't play many games. MOre of a redneck than anything....
Uno?
Don't know how to play that.
Uh, sure. So, um, do you have a set of dice? d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, d4, and sometimes a d3.
Good? Good.
So the general idea is whenever someone wants to do something, they roll a d20 for it.
'I want to climb the stone brick wall!'
'Okay. Roll for it.'
The more difficult a task is, the higher the DC, or Difficulty Class. So, let's say climbing this stone brick wall is DC 12, meaning it's fairly easy but not a thing most people can do just on reflex. So if the player rolls a 12 or higher, they can climb it. Pretty simple.
It gets slightly more complicated, though.
Let's say this player is a Rogue, and they've put skill points into the Climb skill. So when they roll to climb this wall, there's several things that have to be added to their roll.
d20 + Climb skill modifier + Strength modifier + Misc modifier
Your climb skill modifier is how many points you've put into 'Climb.'
Your Strength modifier is how much of a bonus you get from your character's Strength ability.
Your Misc modifiers are basically anything else- Magic items, you party member giving you a boost up the wall. Some of them might be negative- You happen to be carrying a heavy object, for example, or you're using one of your hands to fight off a goblin. Things like that. Basically anything the DM says helps or hinders you.
In combat, it's slightly different. Instead of a task DC, you're rolling against a creature or object's AC, or Armor Class. Armor Class is how well defended something is- Either by wearing armor, or by being able to dodge attacks and such- Or some combination of the two.
AC is calculated as follows- 10 (Base) + Size modifier (If you're small, you're harder to hit) + Armor bonus + Shield bonus + Dexterity bonus
If you're rolling against someone's AC and you hit, you roll damage, which is determined by the weapon you're using. Usually, it's a d4, d6, or d8, some more powerful weapons roll multiples- If I'm not mistaken, a Greatsword rolls 2d6.
Some of the basic things about D&D, there you go.
Everyone hates Skarzles.
Hmmph.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 15, 2014, 05:51:56 PM
Uh, sure. So, um, do you have a set of dice? d20, d12, d10, d8, d6, d4, and sometimes a d3.
Good? Good.
So the general idea is whenever someone wants to do something, they roll a d20 for it.
'I want to climb the stone brick wall!'
'Okay. Roll for it.'
The more difficult a task is, the higher the DC, or Difficulty Class. So, let's say climbing this stone brick wall is DC 12, meaning it's fairly easy but not a thing most people can do just on reflex. So if the player rolls a 12 or higher, they can climb it. Pretty simple.
It gets slightly more complicated, though.
Let's say this player is a Rogue, and they've put skill points into the Climb skill. So when they roll to climb this wall, there's several things that have to be added to their roll.
d20 + Climb skill modifier + Strength modifier + Misc modifier
Your climb skill modifier is how many points you've put into 'Climb.'
Your Strength modifier is how much of a bonus you get from your character's Strength ability.
Your Misc modifiers are basically anything else- Magic items, you party member giving you a boost up the wall. Some of them might be negative- You happen to be carrying a heavy object, for example, or you're using one of your hands to fight off a goblin. Things like that. Basically anything the DM says helps or hinders you.
In combat, it's slightly different. Instead of a task DC, you're rolling against a creature or object's AC, or Armor Class. Armor Class is how well defended something is- Either by wearing armor, or by being able to dodge attacks and such- Or some combination of the two.
AC is calculated as follows- 10 (Base) + Size modifier (If you're small, you're harder to hit) + Armor bonus + Shield bonus + Dexterity bonus
If you're rolling against someone's AC and you hit, you roll damage, which is determined by the weapon you're using. Usually, it's a d4, d6, or d8, some more powerful weapons roll multiples- If I'm not mistaken, a Greatsword rolls 2d6.
Some of the basic things about D&D, there you go.
Wow. Ok. Cool! I'll try and remember that for when I actually get into the game....
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 15, 2014, 05:53:17 PM
Everyone hates Skarzles.
Nah, this forum wouldn't be quite as fun without him.
THEN WHY DO YOU TORTURE HIM?
You know what Skarzs, you Rus and I should get to gether and do some man stuff without all these females torturing you two.
Torture is fun!
I concur. Except the physical kind, that is rather unpleasant as a whole. Too much blood. And intestines.
Quote from: BlueRose on August 15, 2014, 04:57:24 PM
Ok, I'm bored. Anyone up for a game of monopoly?
MONOPOLY! ME WANNA PLAY MONOPOLY!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 15, 2014, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 14, 2014, 04:31:08 AM
Grumble mumble grumble mumble. . .
You don't know that! Look, there's a bit of me melted on the floor.
You guys do realize that's me drink, right? I spilled it.
WHY DID YOU TELL THEM!?!? Now they I don't melt when I dance!
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 15, 2014, 05:53:17 PM
Everyone hates Skarzles.
Hmmm. . . .
Hey, I like Skarry. And, I told them because I want you to dance.
We don't hate you, Skarzsles.
I know; you just enjoy torturing me.
. . . .
Let me think about what I just said for a moment.
*Thinks* You like me, but you enjoy torturing me. . . *Face screws in confusion*
. . . .
Welp, it seems legit enough.
Stop the torture and dance!
*Starts playing the Josh Turner song 'Why don't we just dance'*
Because it's torture!
Come on Skarzs! Make the females happy!
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 15, 2014, 09:55:00 PM
Come on Skarzs! Make the females happy!
Yes! Make the concussed female happy!
Can't. . . *twitch* . . . dance. . . must. . . not. . . *seizure-like movements*
What in the name of Hades is that?!
@Skarzs: Yes, escpecially make the concussed female happy.
Truth.
Mwahahahahaha!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 15, 2014, 10:46:39 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 15, 2014, 10:36:10 PM
What in the name of Hades is that?!
Hrkgrgrk!
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 15, 2014, 10:37:55 PM
@Skarzs: Yes, escpecially make the concussed female happy.
HRKGRGRK!
What?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 15, 2014, 10:37:55 PM
@Skarzs: Yes, escpecially make the concussed female happy.
Yes!
Mmhmm.
REVIVE!!!! That wasn't really necessary.
Yes it was, Oracle. It was indeed.
Fine, but no more mazurka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY?!
POLKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about a waltz?
Well, ok. A waltz. And then a minuet, maybe. Because I'm feeling nice today.
Thank you.
But wait you said YES?? :o
I did indeed. I'm in a rare good mood today.
*Sneeeaaaks out*
*grabs Skarzs' collar.* You wouldn't want to RUIN that good mood, would you?
I'm not going to answer that question. (Stupid troll feet; too hard to sneak around)
NO POOOLKAAAAAAA!!!
POLKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the spirit!
POOOOOOLKAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, no; I said AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, not POLKAAAAAAAAA
Oh, you weren't carrying on the 'AAAAAAA' bit. I feel dumb.
Don't say that! We all know it goes unsaid.
:P
(Did I just say that? Yes, You Did, You Imbecile. Start Running Or We Both Get Hurt.)
You. Did. Not. Just. Say. I'm. Dumb. GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Changes into giant possum and starts chasing Skar with a meat cleaver and a the most heavy-duty frying pan in the world*
*Polka's myself cause everyone else is too busy arguing* :P :( ;D
AAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 21, 2014, 10:51:33 PM
Don't say that! We all know it goes unsaid.
:P
(Did I just say that? Yes, You Did, You Imbecile. Start Running Or We Both Get Hurt.)
If I concur, are you going to eviscerate me?
Sorry, too busy running to answer!
*Brings frying pan down hard on Skarzs's head multiple times*
*laughs at the chaos* MWahahahahaha!
*Contimues Polkaing myself*
*polkas with Tam*
*Polka's with Blue*
POLKA!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^^
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 22, 2014, 12:44:35 AM
AAAAAAAAAA!!!!
"What the-?" *Sees, Skarz run past with a giant possum chasing him with a meat cleaver and large frying pan.* Me the whole time. ----> :o :o :o
AAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*Cackles insanely*
*Shadowhound starts chasing possum cheerfully. (Intent on using the frying pan to its advantage.)*
Mor, come polka with us!
Quote from: Delthion on August 22, 2014, 07:27:00 PM
*Shadowhound starts chasing possum cheerfully. (Intent on using the frying pan to its advantage.)*
*Possum whirls and slams frying pan down on the Shadowhound's head, then keeps running after Skar*
You stay away!
Who? *Bang!* *Bong*
*Ow!* YOU! *OUCH*
OH! *Bong bang bang bong*
APOLOGIZE! *Baaaaang*
Soorrr- *OW* -rrryyyy!!!!
Stop fighting it Skarzs....
NEVER!
If you wouldn't react like this, and let them do this, then they wouldn't.
I MUST!
::)
I'm past the point of no return! It's inevitable that I fight to my last breath! No female shall get this troll in her evil clutches!
*Cackles*
That goes for you too!
Hah. ::)
Alright, if you insist. *Starts dancing the polka with Bluerose and Tam.*
YAY! POLKA!!!!!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 22, 2014, 11:22:08 PM
Quote from: Delthion on August 22, 2014, 07:27:00 PM
*Shadowhound starts chasing possum cheerfully. (Intent on using the frying pan to its advantage.)*
*Possum whirls and slams frying pan down on the Shadowhound's head, then keeps running after Skar*
*Shakes head in bewilderment, then eats the frying pan.*
Quote from: Delthion on August 23, 2014, 09:26:41 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 22, 2014, 11:22:08 PM
Quote from: Delthion on August 22, 2014, 07:27:00 PM
*Shadowhound starts chasing possum cheerfully. (Intent on using the frying pan to its advantage.)*
*Possum whirls and slams frying pan down on the Shadowhound's head, then keeps running after Skar*
*Shakes head in bewilderment, then eats the frying pan.*
Ummm. . . . . . I ran away. So, how could you. . . . ? That's not possible.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 23, 2014, 05:01:48 PM
Soorrr- *OW* -rrryyyy!!!!
Good enough. *Twirls frying pan, then slams it down on the Shadowhound's head for misinterpreting my words*
*Polkas with Mor and Blue*
POLKA!!!!!!
POLKA!!!!!
Got room for one more? *Is expertly doing pokla by myself*
*Polkas with Corny and Blue and Mor*
YAY!
I KNOW!
#polka
#polkawithblueandcornandmor
#polkawithmorandtamandcorn
#polkaisfun
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 23, 2014, 10:32:44 PM
*Polkas with Corny and Blue and Mor*
*Grabs Tam and starts polkaing*
*Polka!*
Aye! Oh, guys, I passed my PM limit.
OH NO! Right as I was about to tell you......
Well......
I tell you tomorrow cause I want to see your response.
You've got me intrigued. Aha! I think I know!
*Grabs Mor and polkas with him*
Hehehehe.........
I think you might know now....
You're evil, Tammy! Pure evil!
Hi.
I knew it!
Yep!
EDIT: Erased!
*ROTFL*
;D
Oh, Tam Tam Tam!
NOT A WORD!
Of course not!
Yep.
GTG!
Bye! *Waves*
What'd I miss?
Ummmm. . .. . . . .
C'mon, pleeeeaaasseee?
NO IS NO!
But why though? *#puppydogeyes*
Becasue I told her not too.
Nyeeehhhhh......
I would tell you if.......
If what?
If......You weren't.....
If I weren't......
(Y'know, if you keep talking, I'm probably going to.... Nevermind. Ignore that. I didn't say anything of the sort.)
::)
DID I JUST MISS HOBBIT AGAIN?
You did, at the time... This game of cat-and-mouse that you and I seem to play is highly amusing.
Hmm.
I have rather limited internet at times. In fact, it's rather shocking that I've been on for this long...
Aye. I sometime do too. Not anymore though now that I bought my own computer!
That's nice. I have my own computer, but the internet where I live is limited.
What type do you have?
Quote from: FloweringStar on August 24, 2014, 01:59:16 AM
You did, at the time... This game of cat-and-mouse that you and I seem to play is highly amusing.
What about PM tag?
Quote from: BlueRose on August 24, 2014, 12:14:09 AM
But why though? *#puppydogeyes*
NO MORE HASH TAGGIES!
#ehe
#evilabounds
#especiallyinme
:P
*Is thinking about how many times Skarz escapes your clutches due to straying of topic.*
*Squishes Del* YOU REVEALED MY PLAN!!
I don't suppose we've met, Sir Delthion?
And YOU! *Turns to Flower* I. . . I actually don't have anything against you. . .
I'm glad you don't have anything against Hobbit... I might have to hurt you if you did.
*Hobbit Protection Squad badge*
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 25, 2014, 02:46:41 AM
And YOU! *Turns to Flower* I. . . I actually don't have anything against you. . .
WOAH! That's a first! Skarzs not having anything against a member!
Anyway, her name is Hobbit by the way.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 25, 2014, 02:28:01 AM
*Squishes Del* YOU REVEALED MY PLAN!!
Quote
I don't suppose we've met, Sir Delthion?
I joined a year ago but just started actually being active a month or two ago. My nicknames are: Del, Oracle, Deli, and now (my new personal favorite); Sir Delthion.
It's much more fun trying to prevent their evil schemes than watching them prattle on about nonsense; Hobbit excluded of course.
;D
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 25, 2014, 03:23:09 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 25, 2014, 02:46:41 AM
And YOU! *Turns to Flower* I. . . I actually don't have anything against you. . .
WOAH! That's a first! Skarzs not having anything against a member!
What are you implying, that I have a reason to hurt every single person here?
No, he just knows you're susceptible to bullying and Hobbit is one of the only members who doesn't make a game of bullying anyone but me.
So what Tam means is: "WOAH! That's a first! Someone who doesn't bully Skarzs on a regular basis!"
Capisce?
Exactly ^^^
Hey, I can read minds now!
Quote from: BlueRose on August 25, 2014, 01:34:18 AM
#ehe
#evilabounds
#especiallyinme
:P
Blue. Do I need to turn into my possum counterpart? The one with a taste for violence?
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 25, 2014, 02:46:41 AM
And YOU! *Turns to Flower* I. . . I actually don't have anything against you. . .
What about me?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 25, 2014, 02:41:53 PM
Exactly ^^^
I don't bully Skarzs either (unless you count the time I prank-voted him in SFC)
Good point. You and Hobbit should start a thread where no-one bullies Skarzs.
....
.....
Nah, he'd get bullied anyways. :P
Starting that topic would be asking for trouble....
Wouldn't it, though?
Yes. Do it.
Ok!
;D
#yuptotallyevil
;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 25, 2014, 03:31:01 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 25, 2014, 02:28:01 AM
*Squishes Del* YOU REVEALED MY PLAN!!
Quote
I don't suppose we've met, Sir Delthion?
I joined a year ago but just started actually being active a month or two ago. My nicknames are: Del, Oracle, Deli, and now (my new personal favorite); Sir Delthion.
It's much more fun trying to prevent their evil schemes than watching them prattle on about nonsense; Hobbit excluded of course.
I prattle on about nonsense on a regular basis, Sir Delthion.
She does. A lot.
::)
Quote from: FloweringStar on August 25, 2014, 07:09:03 PM
Quote from: Delthion on August 25, 2014, 03:31:01 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 25, 2014, 02:28:01 AM
*Squishes Del* YOU REVEALED MY PLAN!!
Quote
I don't suppose we've met, Sir Delthion?
I joined a year ago but just started actually being active a month or two ago. My nicknames are: Del, Oracle, Deli, and now (my new personal favorite); Sir Delthion.
It's much more fun trying to prevent their evil schemes than watching them prattle on about nonsense; Hobbit excluded of course.
I prattle on about nonsense on a regular basis, Sir Delthion.
And I as well, but it is much more interesting to watch them...
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on August 25, 2014, 04:47:31 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 25, 2014, 02:41:53 PM
Exactly ^^^
I don't bully Skarzs either (unless you count the time I prank-voted him in SFC)
WHAT.Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 25, 2014, 03:46:57 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 25, 2014, 02:46:41 AM
And YOU! *Turns to Flower* I. . . I actually don't have anything against you. . .
What about me?
I have nothing against you, either, Corny.
Must post something! Nothing to post! ....................
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 26, 2014, 04:31:31 AM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on August 25, 2014, 04:47:31 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 25, 2014, 02:41:53 PM
Exactly ^^^
I don't bully Skarzs either (unless you count the time I prank-voted him in SFC)
WHAT.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 25, 2014, 03:46:57 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 25, 2014, 02:46:41 AM
And YOU! *Turns to Flower* I. . . I actually don't have anything against you. . .
What about me?
I have nothing against you, either, Corny.
Would you have something against her if I told you she has secret information concerning you that I told to her that was told to me?
Oooh, Tam has a point!
And Hobbit wouldn't tease you about it, Skarzs....
She wouldn't tell you, 'cause she made a promise, but she wouldn't tease you about it.
@Tam: I already know that.
Why does everybody try to keep stuff away from me?
Because you react fabulously, dear. <3
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 01:58:21 PM
Oooh, Tam has a point!
And Hobbit wouldn't tease you about it, Skarzs....
She wouldn't tell you, 'cause she made a promise, but she wouldn't tease you about it.
I know! I do!
And Hobbit, will NOT tell you because she said she wouldn't.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 26, 2014, 04:09:35 PM
@Tam: I already know that.
Why does everybody try to keep stuff away from me?
Because you have the best reaction! Besides, it's fun!
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 04:23:37 PM
Because you react fabulously, dear. <3
That post should belong in the awkward topic.....
Of course Hobbit won't tell him, Tam.
Every topic I'm on becomes awkward at some point in time. <3
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 04:51:12 PM
Of course Hobbit won't tell him, Tam.
That is just what I said.....
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 04:51:12 PM
Every topic I'm on becomes awkward at some point in time. <3
I realize....
It wouldn't be awkward if you didn't add this ^^^
You guys are gonna have fun in the school year, then.
What, are you deserting us for school?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 26, 2014, 04:53:13 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 04:51:12 PM
Of course Hobbit won't tell him, Tam.
That is just what I said.....
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 04:51:12 PM
Every topic I'm on becomes awkward at some point in time. <3
I realize....
It wouldn't be awkward if you didn't add this ^^^
I know that's what you just said, but I felt like repeating it. <3
::)
I made a topic in the Front Lawns explaining.
::)
Point proved. (See the "What's your real name" topic)
Yep! ::)
..................
#totally
#nuffsaid
#dratyousaidthat
#andnowican't
#thinkofanythingtosay
Har.
Har
Har.
#har
#har
#har
#har
#whyarewedoingthis
?
#cause.
Cut it out or I cut your throat.
.........He's the grumpy old troll, who lies under a bridge.......
I hate Dora -_-
Heeheehee.
I don't particularly like Dora either... I like Diego, though! *sings Go Diego Go theme song*
Go Diego, Go Diego, Go Diego, Go Diego, Go Diego.........
*Rolls eyes, and begins humming The Battle of Red Cliff.*
"...........I'm the son of a third generational farmer!..............."
GO, DIEGO, GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
".........I've been married ten years to the farmers daughter!.........."
"..........Oh you only need the light when it's burning low......"
(Two can play this game)
".......I'm a hard working, God fearin', Combine driver.........."
"..............Oh, Mary, this London's a wonderful sight............."
"...............Hogging up the rode in my P-p-p-p-plower!............"
"...............With people here working by day and by night..........."
"............Chug-a-luga-luggin' five miles per hour!........"
"............They don't sow potatoes, nor barley nor wheat.................."
"..............ON MY INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER!.........."
"..................But there's gangs of 'em digging for gold in the street.............."
"..................3 miles of cars, laying on their horns!............"
"..................At least, when I asked them, that's what I was told........................."
".............Fallin' upon deaf ears of corn........"
"......................So I just took a hand at this digging for gold....................."
".............Well excuse me for trying to do my job but this here aint been no bumper cars!..............."
"................And for all that I found there, I might as well be..................."
"............If you don' like the way I'm a-drivin' get back on the interstate!......."
SILENCE YOU FOOLS!!!!!
"......................Where the mountains O' Mourne sweep down to the sea.................."
(Don't you DARE tell me to be silent.)
Hmm, that's odd, you were more angry about me telling you to be quiet, then me calling you a fool.
I am the greatest of fools, so why would I be mad?
Just don't tell me to be quiet.
".........Otherwise keep quiet and be nice! And quit your talkin' at me that way!"
I'm gonna start doing the singy thing
............And the blood will dry underneath my nails...............
"..............I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts................"
Time for a new song.
"..........I was raised up beneath the Shade of a Georgia pine!..........."
"............It's a long long way to Tipperarrryyyy!............."
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Wonders if I should make y'all suffer through my horrible voice*
NO MORE LUDICROUS SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"................Leaves from the vine, falling so slow............"
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP
"........................Like tiny, fragile shells, floating in the foam...................."
(Won't.)
Cease thy foolish prattle!
"..................And that's home you know..........*
"..................Little soldier boy, comes marching home............"
...........And the wind will rise up to fill my sails.................
".....................Sweet tea, pecan pie and homemade wine!................."
"...................Brave soldier boy, comes marching home................"
.......................So you can doubt and you can hate..........................
".............Where the peaches grow............."
Aren't we supposed to be abusing Skarzs instead of me?
Maybe. Skarz is gone though.
..............But I know, no matter what it takes.....................
Indeed...
"...................And my house it's not much to talk about......."
.....................I'm coming home, I'm coming home, tell the world I'm coming home......................
".....But it;s filled with love that's grown in a southern home!.........."
".......................sotsugyoushiki no to, kyoushitsu ni hitori nokoru ..............................."
Quote from: Delthion on August 29, 2014, 12:28:26 AM
Aren't we supposed to be abusing Skarzs instead of me?
Skarzs isn't here, and it's fun to put up song lyrics.
EDIT: It seems that the forums don't like Kanji....
IKR!!!!!
"...........................kimi ga koe wo kaketekureruno wo kitaishite....................."
R!!!!!
(That was weird)
"..........A pair of jeans that fit just right............"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(MAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! I'm startin' at the beginning, Del, and won't stop until the song is done. . . One line atta time.)
"Heart beats fast. . . . ....................."
"..........And the radio u-u-u-up!........"
............Let the rain wash away....................
"......................hitoriyogari no mousou de ....................."
...............All the pain of yesterday...............
".....................kaitekina gensou ni oboreteita......................"
..................I know my kingdom awaits...................
"..........I like to see the sunrise......."
................And they've forgiven my mistakes.....................
And smacka in the face.
..............I'm coming home, I'm coming home, tell the world I'm coming...................
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 31, 2014, 03:17:20 AM
And smacka in the face.
Hey buddy!
"..............Colors and promises..................."
YES! THIS TOPIC HAS FALLEN! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
*Grabs Skar in a headlock, still singing*
"...........................How to be brave?............"
.............................So far away from where I belong................................
".................I really wish, you'd tell me what song......."
"...........See the love in my womans eyes......"
.........................But it's always darkest before the dawn........................
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 31, 2014, 03:49:06 PM
*Grabs Skar in a headlock, still singing*
"...........................How to be brave?............"
GAGH! LEGGO!
Stop fighting it Cute little Skarzles.... <3
"..........Feel the touch of a precious child........"
That's just wrong.
Incorrect? I concur. You're quite tall.
Wow, it looks like Skarzs is having fun. ;D
If being abused is fun, then yes.
".........And know a mother's lo-o-o-ove!........."
Such fun. Much laugh. So wow.
NEW SONG!!!
"......Woke up at 5 AM, and put on my camouflage......."
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 01, 2014, 06:56:05 PM
Such fun. Much laugh. So wow.
Heh.
I forgot what I was singing...
How about.....
".................Proudly the note of the trumpet is sounding..........."
"...........Wiped off my .243 and fired up my dodge!........."
(Even though I am a ford fan........)
"................Loudly the warcries arise on the gale................."
"............Headed out to my old deerstand, back in the pines.........."
"......................................................................................."
I'm bored.
WHO VOTED FOR ME IN SFC?!
VICTOR KETH XAVIER'S SECOND COUSIN'S GRANDMOTHER'S BROTHER'S GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER'S BROTHER'S BEST FRIEND!
Wow.
"...........Gonna get me a ten-point buck right on time........."
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 04, 2014, 04:38:01 PM
WHO VOTED FOR ME IN SFC?!
Classified.
Can we do.. Something else? Idunno, train a dragon or something?
I see you have become bored with the purpose of this topic; prepare for annihilation.
Shut your pie hole, Skarzs. I'm tired of singing. Let's dance!!!!
POLKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, what about a waltz?
Ok. Waltz then.
I can't!
Too bad. Do it anyways.
NEVER!
No one is abusing Skarzs!
*Starts slapping Del for saying that*
*grabs Skarzs* C'mon, love, it's time to waltz!
Why do you insist of abusing me by called me 'love', AND making me waltz?!
Because it's fun to watch you squirm.
*Stops squirming because Blue enjoys my pain*
*laughs* I enjoy your lack of pain too!
. . .
WHAT IS A TROLL TO DO?!
Not say nuthin'
I disagree, saying something might not be helpful. Usually best to just try to ignore this kind of thing, at least on the internet. If it's boring to annoy you, you won't be annoyed nearly as much :P
That is what I was meaning. :P
DON'T REACT SKARZLES!
WHAT?
Don't! React! If you do, you will just be more bullied.....
Skarzsles, love, Tam is being imbecilic. Don't listen to him.
What did he say?
He told you not to react.
Quote from: BlueRose on September 06, 2014, 08:34:22 PM
Skarzsles, love, Tam is being imbecilic. Don't listen to him.
Hmm. Yes, Yes.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 06, 2014, 08:39:16 PM
What did he say?
It doesn't matter now, sugar <3
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 06, 2014, 06:45:55 PM
That is what I was meaning. :P
DON'T REACT SKARZLES!
Yes, I know. But double negatives annoy me, I feel a need to return that annoyance :P
If something is not nothing, that means it's something... Taken literally, it says the opposite of what it means.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 07, 2014, 03:44:40 AM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 06, 2014, 06:45:55 PM
That is what I was meaning. :P
DON'T REACT SKARZLES!
Yes, I know. But double negatives annoy me, I feel a need to return that annoyance :P
If something is not nothing, that means it's something... Taken literally, it says the opposite of what it means.
Hmm. Interesting.
I am not not understanding this. ;D
Good reason.
I'm lost. Again.
But if I say
Quote from: Delthion on September 07, 2014, 06:42:32 PM
I am not not understanding this. ;D
That means that I understand this!
I am lost now too....
And once again Skarzs escapes.
He did! SKAAAAARZZZZSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh. Stupid wisdom teeth; stupid narcotics and pain killers and dizzy thinking.
Thank you all for coming today to see the teddy bears on the juniper. Hopefully the damage wasn't too great to the ice cream, so the chair will be back in no time.
I like juniper. And ice cream.
Ice cream is better. ;D
And once again Skarzs escapes! *Cackles*
Oh! Thanks, Del!
I just want to make it perfectly clear that I blame Delthion for. . . everything, so. . . yeah. It's his fault.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
. . .
...Indeed...
Skarzs! I have the cutest outfit for you, and Faiy's not here, so it doesn't matter! *Pulls out seven-layer kimono with a flower pattern* Now stand still.....
OOH! That would be perfect!
Right? Kimonos are great for people with flat/no chests.....
WHAT THE FLUFF?! NOOOOO!!! *Runs*
*chases* GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You'll never catch me and put me in that. . . that thing!
*Trips on a rock*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *trips on same rock* SAVE THE KIMONO!!!!!!!!!
No! Don't! BURN IIIIIIT!
NO! THAT KIMONO IS EXPENSIVE!
I'm just not going to ask.......................
DON'T ASK, HELP ME WITH THIS KIMONO! It's heavy...
What's a Kimono?
It's a. . . ! I. . . uh. . . actually don't know. . .
Well, I'm technically using the wrong word....
But look it up.
???
BURN IT ANYWAY!
*picks up kimono and runs out of topic with it, so that I can go, and study it*
Yes! Do scientific experiments on it, like acid and incineration!!
*screams back with megaphone*
BUT WHAT IS IT??
I STILL DON'T KNOW!
*comes back after looking up what it is. Looks at Blue, and Skarzs with a weird look on my face*
You two, make me look vaguely sane.....................................
Um. . . why?
*Looks up kimono*
Blue? You're sadistic.
GIVE ME MY KIMONO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!
Ran out of messages, sorry guys!
You guys are nuts! *burns kimono*
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAAYYY!!!
*got a new kimono* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
What? No!
*eats the ashes, drinks a bottle of water, then stands on my head while counting to thirty in German for ten minutes. Does a backflip onto my feet, wraps myself in a blanket, sets it on fire. Throws it away, and it turns into the kimono*
MY KIMONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brownies for Rachel!
*eats the brownies*
Good brownies.
Quote from: rachel25 on September 11, 2014, 05:51:38 PM
*eats the ashes, drinks a bottle of water, then stands on my head while counting to thirty in German for ten minutes. Does a backflip onto my feet, wraps myself in a blanket, sets it on fire. Throws it away, and it turns into the kimono*
All I have to say is....what....just.....happened?!
*waves hands* Maaaaagiiicccccc, Morgazath. Do you want brownies?
Glad you like the brownies, Rachel.
Quote from: Morgazath on September 11, 2014, 05:54:32 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on September 11, 2014, 05:51:38 PM
*eats the ashes, drinks a bottle of water, then stands on my head while counting to thirty in German for ten minutes. Does a backflip onto my feet, wraps myself in a blanket, sets it on fire. Throws it away, and it turns into the kimono*
All I have to say is....what....just.....happened?!
I'm not entirely sure.
Quote from: BlueRose on September 11, 2014, 05:55:28 PM
*waves hands* Maaaaagiiicccccc, Morgazath. Do you want brownies?
Glad you like the brownies, Rachel.
Its was not magic, it was me! I DID IT! NOT MAGIC! *cries* Oh, and thanks for the brownies. *cries*
*Leaves*
SMEAGOL'S FREE!!
*cries*
*grabs Skarzs* Don't even think about it.
*Thinks about it*
Yuck! How rude!
Quote from: rachel25 on September 11, 2014, 06:00:47 PM
Quote from: Morgazath on September 11, 2014, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on September 11, 2014, 05:59:09 PM
*cries*
*Hands Rachy a tissue.*
*eats tissue* Thank you. *cries*
*spits fire at Skarzs*
*Pulls hand back in shock. Makes sure my hand is still there.* What in the wor-*Dodges fire and falls in a undignified heap.* Geez laweez!
Quote from: BlueRose on September 11, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 11, 2014, 06:00:28 PM
*Thinks about it*
Rascal.
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME INTO THAT KIMONO!
Quote from: Morgazath on September 11, 2014, 06:03:03 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on September 11, 2014, 06:00:47 PM
Quote from: Morgazath on September 11, 2014, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on September 11, 2014, 05:59:09 PM
*cries*
*Hands Rachy a tissue.*
*eats tissue* Thank you. *cries*
*spits fire at Skarzs*
*Pulls hand back in shock. Makes sure my hand is still there.* What in the wor-*Dodges fire and falls in a undignified heap.* Geez laweez!
I think she's now a dragon.
Yep; if I fit, you drop that one ton rock on my head. If I don't fit, I get to drop it on your head.
*is dragon, and grabs Skarzs, and puts him in kimono*
Dang. How on earth did you find something that wold fit a troll?
He fits nicely!
I made it, dearie.
*Grumble, mumble, plot revenge, brood. . .*
I kind of remade it........sort of.......................................................
Must destroy kimono!
Don't look at me; I'm changing.
*spits fire ball at Skarzs*
Hey, don't I get to drop a rock on your head now, Skarzsles?
. . .
Rach just burned it.
She didn't burn the rock!
You're right.
Mwahahahahaha. *drops rock on Skarzs*
I meant she burned the *CRACK* kimono. Ow.
What just happened?
*Gopher Legion is hurled at the rock deflecting it.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 11, 2014, 06:23:49 PM
I meant she burned the *CRACK* kimono. Ow.
What just happened?
You got hit on the head with a large rock.
Why?!
No, a gopher was squashed on it...
Bah; gophers.
Where am I?
You are nowhere.
No, I must be somewhere; there is no such thing as 'no where'.
*Looks at title* Who's Skarzs?
You are in a state of nothingness.
Heehee. Skarzs is our gullible, easy to bully friend. You are also gullible and easy to bully.
Hmph. You don't know me; how dare you assume such a thing? Also, you don't seem like very good friends if you bully him and make him believe things he shouldn't otherwise believe.
We're great friends. He saved me from an evil gummi bear factory recently.
Did he? Most interesting. How did you get into such a predicament in the first place?
Long story short, I had a squabble with Iron Man. He sabotaged my speedboat.
Iron Man? That's even more odd. Well, at least your friend Skarzs helped you. Where is this fine fellow?
No idea. He got hit on the head by a rock a second ago and just disappeared.
What? And you haven't spent any time trying to find him?
Nah, he'll come back eventually. Probably when he gets hungry.
Speaking of such, you wouldn't happen to have any food on your person, would you?
Wait. . . why am I wearing the charred remains of a kimono?
Yeah, I have some brownies. *gives brownies*
Long story. It was the dragon's fault.
Thanks. *Takes off kimono pieces* How embarrassing.
Sorry. Want something that suits you a little more? *produces a fluffy pink ballgown* This one is your favorite.
What is with you? Do you have some strange obsession with abusing people? I refuse that you dress me.
No, it really is your favorite! I swear!
How do you know? Who do you think I am?
I know, because I'm a psychic.
Not a very good one; I don't like the color pink. Or ballgowns. If you're so psychic, tell me my name.
I don't do parlor tricks, dearie.
Dearie?! GAH!
The nickname suits you.
What?! You're insane! I don't know where I am, or who I am, and I'm stuck with a crazy psychopath!
Sociopath, do your research.
Whatever! I suddenly feel the urge to drop this rock on your head.
Ok.
*Lifts rock and drops it on head*
Ow! Rose!
Well done.
Well, at least Rach burned the kimono. Wait. . . why are you holding a pink ball gown? No. NO!
Mwahahahahahahaha.
:-X
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 11, 2014, 07:56:00 PM
Not a very good one; I don't like the color pink. Or ballgowns. If you're so psychic, tell me my name.
She's not psychic, but I am...
Morgan.
o O
____
| \
|_____\
I know many things...
How long did it take for you to dig that back up again?
Dig.... what? A pool to fill with water, a scrying pool? I have it right in front of me... And besides, I have no need for... vision, my mind is sensor enough...
. . .
*spits fire at Skarzs*
You look very pretty Skarzles. <3
*spites fire at TaM*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That almost made me laugh!
I can't really post anything.
*puts Skarzs in another kimono*
I hope it bothers you that I don't care right now.
It does.
I just read the Front Lawns topic. :'(
"Remember, oh most gracious Virgin Mary, that never was it known, that anyone who fled to thy protection, implored they help, or sought thy intercession was left unaided. Inspired by this confidence, I fly unto thee, o virgin of virgins, my mother. To thee do I come, before thee I stand, sinful and sorrowful. Oh mother of the Word Incarnate, despise not my petition, but in they mercy, hear and answer me, amen." - Memorary of the Blessed Virgin Mary.
I've said this prayer many times, and have gotten results. I would recommend this prayer to pray for Corn.
Um, I will pray to the Lord. I don't want to get in a religious debate (especially now) but I am not a catholic.
I'm just saying.
I understand.
..................................
(Good; they refuse to abuse me. . .)
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 13, 2014, 05:46:16 PM
(Good; they refuse to abuse me. . .)
I'm biding my time. >:D
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 13, 2014, 05:46:16 PM
(Good; they refuse to abuse me. . .)
............. Mwahahahahaha
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 13, 2014, 05:46:16 PM
(Good; they refuse to abuse me. . .)
You screwed up.....again.
He did.
Hey Skarzs! Try this on!
*pulls out Baymax's armor from Big Hero 6* It might be a bit small?
I have no idea what that is. . .
*shock*
That's sad.
(http://i1332.photobucket.com/albums/w618/iantheelephantboy/imagejpg1_zps8a4229e2.jpg)
Only pink and purple. With a flower pattern.
Umm. . . OH! I saw a preview for that (I think).
My body would fit perfectly, actually, but, uh, my head. . . Here, let me show you what my head is like.
_-------_
/ . . \
___| ~ |____
(Epic troll head and shoulders, with face)
Haha. Nice art.
See the problem?
*Looks at Blue's signature*
What the fluff.
You said it was creepy time!! Mwahahahaha.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nice kimono, Skar. Hey, Faiy, do you have another one like it?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 13, 2014, 05:46:16 PM
(Good; they refuse to abuse me. . .)
Bad idea. Now, who's up for a polka?
ME! ME! ME!
Yay, POOOOOOLKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Polkas with Corny*
Whew, yeah! *Very much apparent Southern accent*
*Country accent* Lets go catch dem alligaters!
Stoppit, before I skin you both.
...
Forgive us mighty BLue.
Forgiven, because Corny is back, and I can have no anger towards her 'cause I'm so freaking glad she's back and I don't have to worry much anymore.
Quote from: BlueRose on September 14, 2014, 07:35:16 PM
Forgiven, because Corny is back, and I can have no anger towards her 'cause I'm so freaking glad she's back and I don't have to worry much anymore.
Same here.
ROTFL
You are evil! I leave the topic and look what happens!... I missed out on all the fun. ;D
No more kemonos though. This however is completely fine ;D
(http://i2.w.yun.hjfile.cn/doc/201305/5832e25deb574f78b5f337b7ebc91a38.jpg)
Beard and all. ;D
Yup, perfect.
Lovin' it!
And since men actually wore that thing It's not cross dressing so It's perfectly ok. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Kimono are a unisex item of clothing, in fact I believe (though I am not 100% sure) they are worn more by men than they are women. They're like medieval robes but the Japanese never stopped wearing them. They are commonly a style of clothing worn in competitive combat
But that (See picture above) looks way more ridicules ;D
Such abuse; much polka; so wow.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 15, 2014, 05:17:56 AM
Such abuse; much polka; so wow.
So semicolon, kinda sense, too grammar for Doge
Wow, your tormenters aren't very creative any more, all that they do is dress you in various clothes and make you dance. Everything's the same now. Hopefully that makes the tormenters think of new ideas. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You don't want us to think of new ideas >:D
DEEEEELLLLL!!
Oh don't worry scarzsles ;) If we think of anything fun for you Oracle will be included. >:D
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?! (Actually. . .)
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 15, 2014, 04:13:03 PM
Oh don't worry scarzsles ;) If we think of anything fun for you Oracle will be included. >:D
Actually, that is part of my plan... >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Reveres psychology will not work on me dear. ;)
??? ???
I like being tormented...that's what I was saying.
Fine We don't really consider it torturer anyway...
Do you mean torment?
Skarzles makes me laugh so much!!! :D
He is asking for trouble.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 15, 2014, 03:18:12 PM
You don't want us to think of new ideas >:D
Faiy, what if we... DO THEIR HAIR? And makeup. :)
Oh... I wasn't expecting something that bad.
Wait, NOOOOOOO... Oops.
I'm hoping to become a cosmetologist, dear. Of course I'm going to choose something like that. :P
*Jaw drops*
You wouldn't dare.Del. . .
wants. . . to be tormented.
. . .
Your logic is flawed.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 15, 2014, 07:35:14 PM
Skarzles makes me laugh so much!!! :D
I thought you said you don't laugh at what I say. :P
Since when has anyone in the Cellars been logical?!
Quote from: BlueRose on September 15, 2014, 08:48:09 PM
I'm hoping to become a cosmetologist, dear. Of course I'm going to choose something like that. :P
Rosie, no. Don't mess up your brushes.
Hobbit posted!!!!!
Quote from: FloweringStar on September 15, 2014, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on September 15, 2014, 08:48:09 PM
I'm hoping to become a cosmetologist, dear. Of course I'm going to choose something like that. :P
Rosie, no. Don't mess up your brushes.
Yeah! Troll hair is, uh, like bristles!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 15, 2014, 09:01:14 PM
Quote from: FloweringStar on September 15, 2014, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on September 15, 2014, 08:48:09 PM
I'm hoping to become a cosmetologist, dear. Of course I'm going to choose something like that. :P
Rosie, no. Don't mess up your brushes.
Yeah! Troll hair is, uh, like bristles!
ANd the Shadowhound has flees!!!
You can do Oracle but not Scarzsles. makeup looks terrible on rock. And while you are doing Oracles makeup I can paint Scarzsles pink and purple and lime green and yellow and a bit of gold to look like Picasso. ;D *Holds up brushes and buckets of paint*. I am an artist am I not. ;D I have been yearning to do some abstract.
Don't forget about the flees!!!!
Quote from: Delthion on September 15, 2014, 08:56:43 PM
Hobbit posted!!!!!
I did indeed. I beg that you not make an issue of it.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 15, 2014, 09:06:28 PM
You can do Oracle but not Scarzsles. makeup looks terrible on rock. And while you are doing Oracles makeup I can paint Scarzsles pink and purple and lime green and yellow and a bit of gold to look like Picasso. ;D *Holds up brushes and buckets of paint*. I am an artist am I not. ;D I have been yearning to do some abstract.
BACK, FEMALE! BACK!
Quote from: FloweringStar on September 15, 2014, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 15, 2014, 08:56:43 PM
Hobbit posted!!!!!
I did indeed. I beg that you not make an issue of it.
Comic Issue #1 of. . . HOBBIT, THE POSTER.
Oh but paint goes so nice on rock. ;D *Paints the back of his head pink*
Haha! *Turns into the flea ridden Shadowhound.*
This is getting fairly interesting. >:D *Gets popcorn and sits in a chair, watching the show.*
Oh don't worry Mor I am sure Corn would love to do you up. ;D
Gah! You fiend! You're using cold paint!
Its paint what did you expect. besides your a rock I thought you didn't feel things the same way. *Lets purple paint run down his left arm. *
I don't, but I can tell it's cold!
*Paint runs down arm* Yurrgh!
Trolls hate art. You heard it here first. :P
Well I Like art and soon you will be a work of one. *adds a smear of green pain on his shoulder*
Now, that's not true, Rus. I have twenty three decent drawings that prove otherwise.
I'm going to be one? D:
Okay, I'll revise that.
Trolls don't like being art! You heard it here first!
By the way, Faiy, you dribbled green paint down his shoulder. Was that intentional or a typo? :P
oh.. Typo... but fitting :P ;D * Gives Scarzsles a purple nose.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 15, 2014, 10:08:59 PM
Oh don't worry Mor I am sure Corn would love to do you up. ;D
:o
Really Mor you thought you could get away with that. ;D
(Didn't know pain came in different colors, Faiy ;D)
*Wiggles nose* It's up me nostril!
*Paints his toes yellow and purple.* ;D
Pedicure tiimmeee! ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 16, 2014, 12:15:54 AM
Really Mor you thought you could get away with that. ;D
Maybe. ;)
Will you ever learn. ;D
Not cool, Faiy! Not cool!
How about this. Paints his ears green... if I can find them.
*Sneaks off.*
You are not going anywhere Oracle. *Drags Oracle back and sets him in a chair*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 16, 2014, 02:16:14 AM
How about this. Paints his ears green... if I can find them.
Eh heh heh. . . You shall never find my tiny ears!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 16, 2014, 05:09:39 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 16, 2014, 02:16:14 AM
How about this. Paints his ears green... if I can find them.
Eh heh heh. . . You shall never find my tiny ears!
*Substitutes with a big blob on the side of his head.* There that should have got them... Where ever they are. *Paints a golden umbrella on his back*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 16, 2014, 03:28:27 AM
You are not going anywhere Oracle. *Drags Oracle back and sets him in a chair*
Haha! I am now the flea-ridden Shadowhound!
What ever, you are you are you, and you are in a chair, so there.
Quote from: FloweringStar on September 15, 2014, 08:55:41 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on September 15, 2014, 08:48:09 PM
I'm hoping to become a cosmetologist, dear. Of course I'm going to choose something like that. :P
Rosie, no. Don't mess up your brushes.
Fiiine.
I can do Mor, right?
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 16, 2014, 03:24:12 PM
*Substitutes with a big blob on the side of his head.* There that should have got them... Where ever they are. *Paints a golden umbrella on his back*
Noo!! My perfect little ears!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 16, 2014, 03:59:00 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 16, 2014, 03:24:12 PM
*Substitutes with a big blob on the side of his head.* There that should have got them... Where ever they are. *Paints a golden umbrella on his back*
Noo!! My perfect little ears!
Now there perfect little green ears. ;D *Drips pink paint down his back*
NOT THE PINK!
;D *Drips green paint down his back*
I don't post for two days, and this happens........WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?!!
Faiyloe's self-expression.
I am calling on my inner artist. ;D
Well my outer artist is confused.
So is Scarzsles'es. ;D *paints the tip of his nose green.*
???
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 16, 2014, 06:10:02 PM
So is Scarzsles'es. ;D *paints the tip of his nose green.*
No kidding.
I look. . . NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE THIS!
*paints his fingers purple (Reference to Winter to freeze your heart RP for Rach and Corny ;D) * I'm just curious... regarding troll biology where would a trolls heart be located?
. . . Smack dab in the center of the chest.
*Paints a gold heart where Scarzsles indicated* You have a heart of gold. ;D *Paint starts to run*
Wrong metal. And now the paint's in my belly button!
It's a metaphor Scarzsles dear and I think a gold belly button is quite attractive looking.
I'm being critical, Faiyloe dear. And I don't care how handsome I look with a golden belly button, the fact is that there is paint in my belly button!
. . .
And on my back, my nose, my arms. . .
Its all over you and I'm a doe, dear.
. . .
::) a female dear is a doe... its a joke.
I know that, and I got the joke. I just didn't have anything to say abou- WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?!
Painting your elbow silly it looks good yellow.
My. . . my poor elbow. . .
At least the other one's still the normal troll color.
*Paints the other one green.* That's better. ;D
NOOO!!
Oh you silly... ;D *Spills Gold paint down his leg* oops..
Hey! I wouldn't make you pretty. I'm nice enough to not do that... How about... A cool scar or something? I can pull that off!
How about a scar across my eye? That would be pretty cool. ;D
Ok! Like Zuko?
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 16, 2014, 08:52:17 PM
Oh you silly... ;D *Spills Gold paint down his leg* oops..
Really? "Oops" is all you can say?
Well I was originally intending that leg to be pink but gold looks rather good on you.
@Skarzles (several pages back :P): I usually don't laugh at what you say but this is an exception.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 01:13:20 AM
Well I was originally intending that leg to be pink but gold looks rather good on you.
*Grumble, plot, mumble, scheme, chunner. . .*
*Gets a giant hair drier and dries all the paint* ;D Now you are a work of art. you belong in a museum. ;D
This is going to take forever to get off!
That is the point ;D
Hi! Can I be dressed up? Anything pink will do.
Whut.
Yes please. This place is boring and I thought I would spice it up a bit.
Can I have purple glitter on the dress?
Whut.
Please stop saying whut and dress me up! I have a salon appointment at 11:00.
Whut.
Whut.
Whut.
Whut.
Whu~~~~~~~~~~
System Notice: Player BlueRose is broken.
Well, I don't need a player to dress me up. All I want is a pink dress with purple glitter. That is all. Maybe a little bit of jewelry........
System Notice: Player BlueRose is incapable of helping you.
I DON'T NEED A PLAYER!!!!!
Get someone else in here! Just do what I say and you will be good.
System Notice: NPC Ming Gui Wen will assist you.
NPC Ming Gui Wen: How can I help?
Its revers Psychology Blose ::) . He was trying to freak you out and it worked... Really I thought you would have learned to see threw his petty attempts.
The paint should not impair your movement, you are a rock.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 03:23:09 PM
Its revers Psychology Blose ::) . He was trying to freak you out and it worked... Really I thought you would have learned to see threw his petty attempts.
NPC Min Gui Wen: Player BlueRose is capable of seeing through the move Reverse Psychology, but her morning has been rather tiring, so her strength was too low to defend.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 04:02:45 PM
The paint should not impair your movement, you are a rock.
. . .
Well, I don't want to walk around looking like. . . whatever it is you made me into.
Art dear scarzsles, you are a work of art. ;) ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 04:47:30 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 04:02:45 PM
The paint should not impair your movement, you are a rock.
. . .
Well, I don't want to walk around looking like. . . whatever it is you made me into.
You look like a giant, pink, green, and gold rock. ;D
don't forget purple. ;D
IT'S GRAFITI, THAT'S WHAT IT IS!
Its art! Cave men did it. ;D
I don't appreciate cave men; they rented out troll caves and put graffiti all over the walls!
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 03:23:09 PM
Its revers Psychology Blose ::) . He was trying to freak you out and it worked... Really I thought you would have learned to see threw his petty attempts.
Exactly! Reverse psychology is what I have been trying to teach Skarzles for a really long time but he doesn't care. I think her enjoys doing it.
Well lucky for you I can see threw your deceptions. ;D lets paint him too! I have some glitter! ;D
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! PAINT PARTY!
Hey, can you put some of that on my eyelashes?
Sure ;D *Dose not bother with the paintbrush and dumps the bucket of neon pink paint on Tam and then dumps glitter on top of that* ;D
Hey, look. Tam the Redneck Fairy. :D
*Goes to take a chemical bath*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:22:09 PM
Sure ;D *Dose not bother with the paintbrush and dumps the bucket of neon pink pain on Tam and then dumps glitter on top of that* ;D
*Gasps* *Girl scream* I LOVE IT!!!!!!
Now, can I get my hair done? Some bows or ribbons or something?
Quote from: Morgazath on September 17, 2014, 07:24:03 PM
Hey, look. Tam the Redneck Fairy. :D
IKR!!!!!!
I'll do your hair!!!!
*pulls out a large bag of dangerous looking hair-doing apparatus*
Why thank you! How is that system going?
*Drags Scarzsles back* Really I don't mind this revers psychology thing. You are making enough of a fool of yourself all on your own... It is almost better that Scarzsles. ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:33:50 PM
*Drags Scarzsles back* Really I don't mind this revers psychology thing. You are making enough of a fool of yourself all on your own... It is almost better that Scarzsles. ;D
Oh I know! Isn't it great! I just love this......
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 07:33:03 PM
Why thank you! How is that system going?
System has rebooted! What do you want, something pretty casual, or formal?
You are just proving my point, ;D And this is not an attempt to get you to squirm. 100% Ligate. Trust me I don't lie very well. ;D Plus this is way more entertaining.
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 07:43:19 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 07:33:03 PM
Why thank you! How is that system going?
System has rebooted! What do you want, something pretty casual, or formal?
I think I want to go for the formal look.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:44:13 PM
You are just proving my point, ;D And this is not an attempt to get you to squirm. 100% Ligate. Trust me I don't lie very well. ;D Plus this is way more entertaining.
I agree (Yes, Yes, I AM agreeing with you.). It is fun. I am enjoying this.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:33:50 PM
*Drags Scarzsles back* Really I don't mind this revers psychology thing. You are making enough of a fool of yourself all on your own... It is almost better that Scarzsles. ;D
I SHALL BE FREE OF YOUR INSOLENT INSISTENCE!
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 07:49:48 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 07:43:19 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 07:33:03 PM
Why thank you! How is that system going?
System has rebooted! What do you want, something pretty casual, or formal?
I think I want to go for the formal look.
Alrighty then! Sit! *a salon chair materializes out of nowhere* Are you ok with coloring and extensions?
I would prefer extensions but coloring would be nice.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 07:57:09 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:33:50 PM
*Drags Scarzsles back* Really I don't mind this revers psychology thing. You are making enough of a fool of yourself all on your own... It is almost better that Scarzsles. ;D
I SHALL BE FREE OF YOUR INSOLENT INSISTENCE!
Sorry scarzsles I said almost. ;D
Extensions please!
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 08:33:36 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 07:57:09 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:33:50 PM
*Drags Scarzsles back* Really I don't mind this revers psychology thing. You are making enough of a fool of yourself all on your own... It is almost better that Scarzsles. ;D
I SHALL BE FREE OF YOUR INSOLENT INSISTENCE!
Sorry scarzsles I said almost. ;D
REGARDLESS!
EXTENSIONS!!!!
Indeed...
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 08:34:47 PM
EXTENSIONS!!!!
OK! You don't have to yell, goodness. Sit. Now.
I am sitting.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 08:34:32 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 08:33:36 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 07:57:09 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 07:33:50 PM
*Drags Scarzsles back* Really I don't mind this revers psychology thing. You are making enough of a fool of yourself all on your own... It is almost better that Scarzsles. ;D
I SHALL BE FREE OF YOUR INSOLENT INSISTENCE!
Sorry scarzsles I said almost. ;D
REGARDLESS!
I am still free to mess with you while Blose dose Tam. ;D
Miss?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 08:36:04 PM
I am sitting.
Thank you! Sorry, I had to explain the ins and outs of Harry Potter characters to a nice lady in the library.
*pulls out masses of faux hair* Here we go!
Thank you!
*waits*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 08:39:45 PM
I am still free to mess with you while Blose dose Tam. ;D
Nooo!!!
*Starts laughing hysterically.* This is too funny.
Please quiet down sir. You are in a salon and I don't want you to mess up my extensions.
I am so glade you agree ;D Now as far as rock goes I would say I would need some spray paint, or would you prefer a fine detail brush instead?
Neither, since you asked.
*begins equipping Tam's extensions* Be quiet, Skarzs.
Do the fine detailed brush Faiy.
THank you Blue. I am sure I will look fabulous when this is done.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 08:51:38 PM
Do the fine detailed brush Faiy.
THank you Blue. I am sure I will look fabulous when this is done.
You'll be the new dark-fairy type in Pokemon.
And what do you mean by that, exactly?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 08:51:38 PM
Do the fine detailed brush Faiy.
THank you Blue. I am sure I will look fabulous when this is done.
Of course it will!
Quote from: Morgazath on September 17, 2014, 08:53:48 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 08:51:38 PM
Do the fine detailed brush Faiy.
THank you Blue. I am sure I will look fabulous when this is done.
You'll be the new dark-fairy type in Pokemon.
;D
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 08:56:19 PM
And what do you mean by that, exactly?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 08:51:38 PM
Do the fine detailed brush Faiy.
THank you Blue. I am sure I will look fabulous when this is done.
Of course it will!
Thank you.
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 08:56:19 PM
And what do you mean by that, exactly?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 08:51:38 PM
Do the fine detailed brush Faiy.
THank you Blue. I am sure I will look fabulous when this is done.
Of course it will!
Could you imagine a redneck being a fairy? (No offence, Tam, but after watching Duck Dynasty, rednecks don't remind me fairies.)
Quote from: Morgazath on September 17, 2014, 08:58:47 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 08:56:19 PM
And what do you mean by that, exactly?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 08:51:38 PM
Do the fine detailed brush Faiy.
THank you Blue. I am sure I will look fabulous when this is done.
Of course it will!
Could you imagine a redneck being a fairy? (No offence, Tam, but after watching Duck Dynasty, rednecks don't remind me fairies.)
GOod point.
Oi! Mor! Get over here, please.
*Walks over to Cornflower.* Yes, Cornflower?
Fine brush it is then. Now lets see, let us go with a dark purple. *Outlines the gold heart with a dark purple line*
.......
*finishes Tam's hair in a flash* BOOM! Fancy Elizabethan hairdo. Tada!
Quote from: Morgazath on September 17, 2014, 09:01:00 PM
*Walks over to Cornflower.* Yes, Cornflower?
Sit, please. Now, how would you like your hair done?
Spiky. Gonna be difficult since my hair is quite short.
Aha! Idea! Now, I'm gonna hafta ask you to wesr his blindfold. *Hands Mor a bandana*
Oookay. *Puts on blindfold.*
Good Mor! *Pats Mor's head, then gets to work*
Quote from: Morgazath on September 17, 2014, 09:06:03 PM
Oookay. *Puts on blindfold.*
Mor, dear, I suggest you run. But crouch, because that looks suspiciously like a hot hair curler.
Hush, Blue! *Is busy with hair curler* *Grabs a few hair elastics*
*watches* Can I spray paint it purple?
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 09:02:45 PM
.......
*finishes Tam's hair in a flash* BOOM! Fancy Elizabethan hairdo. Tada!
WOW! It looks fabulous! What color did you put in it?
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 09:09:09 PM
Quote from: Morgazath on September 17, 2014, 09:06:03 PM
Oookay. *Puts on blindfold.*
Mor, dear, I suggest you run. But crouch, because that looks suspiciously like a hot hair curler.
Oh bad stuff! To tell you the truth, I know something you all don't know. I'M A WEREWOLF! *Transforms into a werewolf and tears like heck away.* FREEEEEEEEE!!!
Lol Oh you guys are too funny! ;D
Thank you.
Color please Blue!
Quote from: Morgazath on September 17, 2014, 09:14:06 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 09:09:09 PM
Quote from: Morgazath on September 17, 2014, 09:06:03 PM
Oookay. *Puts on blindfold.*
Mor, dear, I suggest you run. But crouch, because that looks suspiciously like a hot hair curler.
Oh bad stuff! To tell you the truth, I know something you all don't know. I'M A WEREWOLF! *Transforms into a werewolf and tears like heck away.* FREEEEEEEEE!!!
*Rolls eyes and takes off Cullen-style*
*grabs Corn* Leave it. I'll get him later.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 09:15:24 PM
Thank you.
Color please Blue!
Sorry! It's dark auburn. I thought that would suit you.
*Sneaks off.*
*Is surprised that Blue caught me* *Spots Mor! Oi! Mor! Over here NOW!
*victory sign* I got a cool new teleportation skill. Leave him. Like I said, I'll get him later.
*Shrieks in dismay.*
Quote from: Delthion on September 17, 2014, 09:31:12 PM
*Shrieks in dismay.*
Oh, hey, Del! Want me to do your hair?
I feel like the point of this topic should be changed.
To what exactly?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 09:37:52 PM
I feel like the point of this topic should be changed.
Faiy's still doing your head.
Quote from: Delthion on September 17, 2014, 09:38:28 PM
To what exactly?
Come on, Delly! Let me do your hair!
FAIY!
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 09:30:32 PM
*victory sign* I got a cool new teleportation skill. Leave him. Like I said, I'll get him later.
Seriously?
*Begins to paint a white rose on the back of his head* It is more like body art.
I read four pages of this nonsense... You people are idiots... Can I join? ;D
*Runs.*
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 17, 2014, 09:46:14 PM
I read four pages of this nonsense... You people are idiots... Can I join? ;D
Smart imbeciles, more like it.
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 17, 2014, 09:43:40 PM
*Begins to paint a white rose on the back of his head* It is more like body art.
That feels really really weird.
Quote from: Morgazath on September 17, 2014, 09:42:32 PM
(http://file:///C:/Users/Owner/Pictures/werewolf%202.png)
Did it work?
No. Can I finish?
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 17, 2014, 09:46:14 PM
I read four pages of this nonsense... You people are idiots... Can I join? ;D
Sure! Can I do YOUR hair?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 17, 2014, 09:48:07 PM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 17, 2014, 09:46:14 PM
I read four pages of this nonsense... You people are idiots... Can I join? ;D
QuoteSmart imbeciles, more like it.Quote
PARADOX, PARADOX, PARADOX!!! *Explodes.*
*Pokes rose and it becomes a carved and metallic silver rose tattoo*
Sure! Hmm... Black and purple. Best of colors.
http://img.inspiringwallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fantasy-scary-werewolf-730x400.jpg (http://img.inspiringwallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fantasy-scary-werewolf-730x400.jpg) This is my werewolf form. (And also my profile picture.)
Quote from: Morgazath on September 17, 2014, 09:42:32 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 09:30:32 PM
*victory sign* I got a cool new teleportation skill. Leave him. Like I said, I'll get him later.
Seriously?
Seriously, sweetie.
Quote from: BlueRose on September 17, 2014, 09:27:34 PM
*grabs Corn* Leave it. I'll get him later.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 17, 2014, 09:15:24 PM
Thank you.
Color please Blue!
Sorry! It's dark auburn. I thought that would suit you.
Why thank you. I like it. Now do you guys do nails here?
Yup! I do nails!
Thank you! Can I have every other one pink and the ones that aren;t pink zebra striped?
Oh loving it. Scarzs, oh lucky you, you are beginning to bore me. Tam is far more entertaining. ;D
Why thank you miss, That is a high compliment.
Now, while Blose is doing my nails, maybe you can find me a new pair of high heels?
Um I am not the person you want to do that. I don't know the difference between a good pare of high heels and a pare of Hiking boots.
You don't? Oh well, I will need to put you to do some other type of work. How about.......Finding me a nice pair of silk gloves?
No, no gloves. I'm doing your nails, for gosh sakes! *points to an adjacent room* There's a bunch of heels in there, Faiy. Go and pick out a random pair, it'll be fine.
Oh, Okay. Nails please.
*Goes and Finds a pare of open towed high heels* Here.
Ooh! They look fabulous! Lovely! Makes me.....wanna cry..... :'(
So beautiful......
*finishes Tam's nails* Tada!
Lovely!
The zebra print looks fabulous.
Zebra print is my forte.
Wonderful!
You know, you should change the topic name.
S'not my topic, really. Talk to Corn about that.
*Is thankful that I am no longer being hunted.*
Quote from: Delthion on September 18, 2014, 09:41:30 PM
*Is thankful that I am no longer being hunted.*
Very difficult for me to hide because I'm so big. You know, werewolf.
Mor, sweetie, would you come over here, please?
Yes, Dearie Mor. Please listen to Blose.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 19, 2014, 06:18:34 PM
Yes, Dearie Mor. Please listen to Blose.
Shut up.
Quote from: BlueRose on September 19, 2014, 02:43:39 AM
Mor, sweetie, would you come over here, please?
*Crawls over. Wary of my surroundings.* Yes?
Thank you, love <3
(Tam, don't be creepy. That's my job.)
Quote from: Morgazath on September 19, 2014, 06:19:31 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 19, 2014, 06:18:34 PM
Yes, Dearie Mor. Please listen to Blose.
Shut up.
Quote from: BlueRose on September 19, 2014, 02:43:39 AM
Mor, sweetie, would you come over here, please?
*Crawls over. Wary of my surroundings.* Yes?
Thank you. <3
*pulls out sparkly purple hair spray-paint*
Stand still!
You taught me well ;D
<3
GAHHH! Don't make me a purple werewolf! :o
*puppy dog eyes* But you'll look so
dashing. And unique! No werewolf has
ever been sparkly purple before...
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 19, 2014, 06:31:53 PM
You taught me well ;D
<3
Yes, but in this case, hearts are my jurisdiction.
Mmmm. Fine. Just watch the tail.
Yay! <3
Thank you!
*begins to spray-paint*
Your welcome. *Lies down like a dog. Putting my paws over my eyes.* This will never come out of my fur now.
Don't worry, it'll come out. I think.
*finishes* SO SPARKLY!!! <3 <3 <3!
*Looks in mirror.* I'm hideous.
Nononono! Purple suits you! Although, now that I look at you... Blue would be MUCH better. Purple looks good, but blue is better.
Because it'll match your username, right?
No, purple is superior to blue. It's objectively subjectively a better color.
Hush, Rusvul. You sound like my mom.
Quote from: Morgazath on September 19, 2014, 06:55:29 PM
Because it'll match your username, right?
Well, it's my favorite color. :)
And it'll match. <3
Thought so.
Is there something wrong with matching?
Nonononono. It's fine.
:)
That's good.
I might actually look better blue. It's not a girly color like purple. (That's my opinion.)
Ah! I found out something interesting the other day. When the first Disney Princesses came out (Cinderella etc.) Pink was actually the masculine color and blue was feminine... That's why Cinderella wore a blue ball gown.
But nowadays, it's the opposite. Kinda odd, really.
Very interesting.
But blue is still an awesome color anyways. :)
Yeah. Although red is still my favorite color.
Purple isn't girly! It's the color of lots of arcane things usually!
Pink becoming the colour for girls is because of Hitler and the Nazis, the way they labeled homosexuals with pink triangles, due to the stereotype that gay men are all effeminate, pink became the colour for girls
Right, that's it! I remember now! Thanks, Jet! I read that on Pinterest the other day!
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 19, 2014, 07:15:11 PM
Purple isn't girly! It's the color of lots of arcane things usually!
Rus............ You're weird.
Quote from: Morgazath on September 19, 2014, 07:13:23 PM
Yeah. Although red is still my favorite color.
Red is a good color too! (There are more red roses than blue ones....)
Purple is not girly (no colour is of course but hey, what can you do?) because it is a colour for royalty and therefore, unisex
Good point. Mor's a sparkly royal! Teehee.
Can I be a royal blue, please?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 19, 2014, 07:51:25 PM
Purple is not girly (no colour is of course but hey, what can you do?) because it is a colour for royalty and therefore, unisex
Royalty and magic, yes.
Quote from: Morgazath on September 19, 2014, 08:05:50 PM
Can I be a royal blue, please?
Haha, ok. Go stand under a waterfall to get the purple off. *points to a random door* There ought to be one out that door.
Aaaaand behind door number oneeeee.... *PHSSSSSHSSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHHSHSHSHS*
...................
*Walks through door. Comes back wet and color is back to normal. Shakes myself to get dry.* Okey dokey. I'm ready.
Ok! <3
*pulls a can of royal blue hair spray-paint out of a random box*
Hold still!
Hi.........
*spraying Mor*
Hey Tam! 'Sup?
The sky.....and clouds...... ::) :P
Anyway, I went to a beauty contest and, Guess what? They said my looks were the most fabulous because of my nails and hair! All thanks to you!
???
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 19, 2014, 10:40:24 PM
The sky.....and clouds...... ::) :P
Anyway, I went to a beauty contest and, Guess what? They said my looks were the most fabulous because of my nails and hair! All thanks to you!
Wow! Good for you, Tam.
*Reads all this*
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 19, 2014, 10:40:24 PM
The sky.....and clouds...... ::) :P
GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHGHGHGHHHHHH!
*sets TaM on fire*
Quote from: BlueRose on September 20, 2014, 04:05:50 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 19, 2014, 10:40:24 PM
The sky.....and clouds...... ::) :P
Anyway, I went to a beauty contest and, Guess what? They said my looks were the most fabulous because of my nails and hair! All thanks to you!
Wow! Good for you, Tam.
Why thank you! They said that I had the most marvellous fashion thanks to you!
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on September 20, 2014, 06:29:43 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on September 19, 2014, 10:40:24 PM
The sky.....and clouds...... ::) :P
GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHGHGHGHHHHHH!
And you would win the most dog like growl contest! ;D
Quote from: rachel25 on September 21, 2014, 03:19:52 PM
*sets TaM on fire*
SIlver surfer.
And once again Skarzs slips from your grasps.
*Pounces on Skar*HAH HA!
Nooo!! *Goes down under onslaught*
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Quote from: Delthion on October 06, 2014, 06:54:55 PM
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
INGRATE!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 06, 2014, 06:57:04 PM
PIGGYBACK RIDE!
Why?!
Yeah why? He's not a pig he's a troll!
*rolls eyes*
I thought this topic would die out. . .
You think we'd let it?
*Is silent*
Yes, I could never let anyone escape the pesterings of Blue and Corn!
Though your abuse of Skarzs is quite amusing, I must assist him because
A: Trolls are an endangered species and therefore protected.
B: He provides me with most of my metals and such.
Trolls aren't endangered, they're rare. And we won't kill him. Just maim or seriously injure.
Ahem! Endangered and rare mean the same thing in my country. Anyway, even if you don't plan on killing him, I still have to support him because the animal rights organizations will get on me if I don't. (Not saying trolls are animals, but... Most of the people in my nation think that they are.)
Please; our classification is "creatures".
Quote from: BlueRose on October 07, 2014, 03:05:39 AM
Trolls aren't endangered, they're rare. And we won't kill him. Just maim or seriously injure.
;-;
How shall I aid ye, troll? With many technologies and an army of a million at your disposal, there are many possibilities.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 07, 2014, 03:11:00 AM
Ahem! Endangered and rare mean the same thing in my country. Anyway, even if you don't plan on killing him, I still have to support him because the animal rights organizations will get on me if I don't. (Not saying trolls are animals, but... Most of the people in my nation think that they are.)
Only in your country, Izzy. And he's not an animal, he's a conscious being, which automatically makes him my prey.
(I actually find this quite funny, Ize, but thanks for the offer ;))
AW!!!! That was so sweet Izzy!!
._.
What the fluff.
All the fluff.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 07, 2014, 03:15:46 AM
Please; our classification is "creatures".
Nope. You're classed as a Giant.
If you insist.
*Tam and Martin Pokes Skarzs*
Hullo, Tam.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on October 07, 2014, 10:58:55 PM
*Tam and Martin Pokes Skarzs*
*The Skarzs pokes Tam and Martin*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 07, 2014, 03:21:46 AM
(I actually find this quite funny, Ize, but thanks for the offer ;))
I would never actually do anything that would free you from your torture. I'm just looking for an excuse to cause chaos and mass destruction. ;D
o-o
\ /
O-O
>
---
No, no; you're not doing it right. THIS is the way to make a deranged face.
^ _
O .
_______
\|_|_|_|/
\_|_|_/
[•••]= - - - - :o
OOOO
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 08, 2014, 08:50:27 PM
No, no; you're not doing it right. THIS is the way to make a deranged face.
^ _
O .
_______
\|_|_|_|/
\_|_|_/
I thought it was smiling by showing it's teeth for a second.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 08, 2014, 08:50:27 PM
No, no; you're not doing it right. THIS is the way to make a deranged face.
^ _
O .
_______
\|_|_|_|/
\_|_|_/
Drop the creepy smile, and he's not that bad.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 08, 2014, 08:47:21 PM
\ /
O-O
>
---
Is he wearing glasses?
Quote from: Izeroth on October 08, 2014, 09:01:30 PM
[•••]= - - - - :o
OOOO
No idea what that's supposed to be. . . .
I'm pretty sure that last one is a tank shooting someone.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 09, 2014, 01:00:51 AM
Drop the creepy smile, and he's not that bad.
::)
I felt a disturbance in the Force.
Hey, Mor's posting again! Long time no see, nee?
Quote from: BlueRose on October 09, 2014, 04:23:38 PM
Hey, Mor's posting again! Long time no see, nee?
It hasn't been that long. Has it?
Didn't seem like that long...
Eh? It hasn't been long? Watashi wa baka-desu, nee?
Quote from: BlueRose on October 10, 2014, 12:42:59 AM
Eh? It hasn't been long? Watashi wa baka-desu, nee?
What?
Watashi wa baka-desu, nee? Means "I'm an idiot, right?" In loose translation.
......
What?
......
Nani?
......
Yada! Stoppit!
......
Fine. Be that way.
Nah...
Y'know, sometimes I despise you.
Very well.
Can't you think of a more constructive answer?
(http://www.codex99.com/design/images/lego/700_3_lg.jpg)
*snorts in an extremely unladylike manner* Yeah, like that.
Very well: I do not particularly care as to your dislike of me, I try to make people who I respect like me, but everyone is entitled to their opinion. So this is my reason for saying "Very well" on my first answer. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
What, no pictures of Legos? :P
It's chill. I don't really despise anyone.
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 10, 2014, 04:04:27 AM
(http://www.codex99.com/design/images/lego/700_3_lg.jpg)
Glad you disregarded the topic name for your first post here. ;D
I will find a way to bring chaos to this topic. ;)
There's always chaos here, Izzy.
Definitely.
Quote from: BlueRose on October 10, 2014, 04:48:38 AM
There's always chaos here, Izzy.
Yes, the demented laughing of Bluerose and Cornflower. The screams of their victims as they are tortured until every last breath of life is squeezed from their withered bodies.
My laughter isn't demented. It's maniacal.
Neither am I "tortured until every last breath of life is squeezed from my withered body."
It's an exaggerated joke, Sherlock. ;D I'm only messing with everybody.
And I'm being critical. ;D
Onionz.
I eat.
pickles.
I declare this topic dead.
Your declaration is invalid.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 11, 2014, 10:11:48 PM
I declare this topic dead.
*Starts spray-painting Skar pink*
AHHH! How dare you?!
*Shrugs and continues spray painting*
*revive*
*derevive*
*revive*
Funny how deriving something actually counts as reviving.
Oh look Skarzs, some one is just begging to be squished. ;D
Faiy! I think Soren and Sage have done a great service to the community!
What does BWAS stand for?
the Brainstorming Ways to Annoy Skarzs club.
Quote from: BlueRose on May 01, 2015, 02:23:25 PM
Faiy! I think Soren and Sage have done a great service to the community!
I think that you've done a great
inservice to the community.
Quote from: BlueRose on May 01, 2015, 03:30:21 PM
the Brainstorming Ways to Annoy Skarzs club.
Faiy! I think Blue has done a great service to the community!
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on May 01, 2015, 03:39:26 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on May 01, 2015, 03:30:21 PM
the Brainstorming Ways to Annoy Skarzs club.
Faiy! I think Blue has done a great service to the community!
It was Corn's idea in the first place...
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on May 01, 2015, 03:30:36 PM
Quote from: BlueRose on May 01, 2015, 02:23:25 PM
Faiy! I think Soren and Sage have done a great service to the community!
I think that you've done a great inservice to the community.
Well
fine then.
OH FAIY! I THINK CORN HAS DONE A GREAT SERVICE TO THE COMMUNITY!!!
... o--o o--o o--o ...
Quote from: Faiyloe on May 01, 2015, 04:35:18 PM
... o--o o--o o--o ...
Not sure if morse code, or just strange faces.
just strange faces... :P
This topic is back? Poor Skarz.
;-; I thought I was safe. . . I thought this was lying in its grave. . . Why did this have to come back to the light of day! Mercy!
There is no mercy! >:D
Why not generally abuse everyone?
. . . Because this topic is labeled for me only?
You know they can't really do much... we have seen their pitiful attempts before... the only people who were really ever able to get to you where me and Blose and I won't let her near you. So you have nothing to worry about. ;)
Aww, Faiy is volunteering to be Skarzs' knight in shining armor against the mighty dragon that is me!
:|
Just saying, You are not putting my troll in a dress.
*walks into topic*
(http://gif.co/pEQs.gif)
REVIVE!!!
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
Because Faiy seems to be in a torturing mood of late! How could I deny her the right to torment you? ;D ;D
*Grabs Del by the ears* Skarzs, you can sit on him while I iron his toes. ;D
WHAT DID I DO? I ONLY DARED TO SERVE YOUR MAJESTY!
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 02, 2015, 04:35:45 AM
*Grabs Del by the ears* Skarzs, you can sit on him while I iron his toes. ;D
0_0 *leaves thread before my toes get ironed*
Quote from: Delthion on July 02, 2015, 04:41:50 AM
WHAT DID I DO? I ONLY DARED TO SERVE YOUR MAJESTY!
You said so yourself, I am in a touring mood, who better to torturer than the one who foolishly piped up.
But that was Soren! Not me!!!
Quote from: SFC"Soren who foolishly piped up."
Wow! I loved this topic! Hey Faiy, may I have permission do give Skar a new 'do? *Holds up can of spray paint* It'll was off! In about five years.
No.
I wasn't asking you, I was asking Faiy.
Faiy says no. *Holds up Faiyloe puppet.* "Yep! You can't do that!"
Corn! Even Faiy's puppet said that was alright! She said "Yep!"
ahem... *Gives Skarzs an unamused look* Just for that I am going to let her paint you... After you squish Del.
*Disappears so that no one can ever find me unless I make myself known.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 03, 2015, 01:46:13 AM
Faiy says no. *Holds up Faiyloe puppet.* "Yep! You can't do that!"
That puppet looks nothing like Faiy.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 03, 2015, 02:18:41 AM
ahem... *Gives Skarzs an unnamed look* Just for that I am going to let her paint you... After you squish Del.
Yay! What do you think, Fai? His new hairstyle in hot, neon pink, or pastel baby blue? Oooh, or I could go grab the Sunshine yellow!
Quote from: Delthion on July 03, 2015, 02:21:02 AM
*Disappears so that no one can ever find me unless I make myself known.*
Awww. . . . . You spoilsport. . .
*Runs after wherever Del went.*
Get back here *Drags Skarzs back and sits him down in a chair that is really to small for him*
No, no nyo nyo NYO!
Come on lighten up. This will be fun. ;Dfor us.
IT'S ALWAYS IN THE FINE PRINT!
;D
*Hands Faiy a can of Sunshine Yellow* Hold please! Or use if you like! :P (Goes to work with neon pink*
Ok *Takes the sunshine yellow and sprays it all over corns hair* ;D
Haa ha ha hah!
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 03, 2015, 05:09:25 PM
Ok *Takes the sunshine yellow and sprays it all over corns hair* ;D
HEY! *Stops from spraying the neon pink on Skars head and start's spraying Faiy's hair* Now you two match!
This topic was made for me.
*Helps Spray Paint Skarzs.*
At first I thought this was "The Topic For Genetically Abusing Skarzs". That one made me look twice.
*genetically abuses Skarzs, making him grow pink fur*
*Paints Skarzs nails purple.*
Okay, when the girls do that, it can be fun to mess around with, but when you do it Vilu, it's just really. . . Odd.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 07, 2015, 08:01:53 PM
At first I thought this was "The Topic For Genetically Abusing Skarzs". That one made me look twice.
o_O
This whole topic is odd.
Back off, I'm the only one who can paint Skarzs. ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 07, 2015, 11:26:38 PM
Back off, I'm the only one who can paint Skarzs. ;D
Looks like I'm painting him.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 07, 2015, 11:22:21 PM
This whole topic is odd.
It's a bit of a history lesson. Short version: Blue and I were having tons of fun messing with Skar (And maybe Tam too, I can't remember, and almost certainly Faiy. Can't remember) and eventually I made this topic so we'd stop cluttering up other threads.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 07, 2015, 08:01:53 PM
At first I thought this was "The Topic For Genetically Abusing Skarzs". That one made me look twice.
LOL.
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 07, 2015, 11:26:38 PM
Back off, I'm the only one who can paint Skarzs. ;D
What about me?
*genetic abuse causes Skarzs new fur to flash back and forth neon green and neon pink *
*Snickers*
GMO trolls are the future of forging.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 08, 2015, 01:26:00 AM
GMO trolls are the future of forging.
*raises eyebrow*
*Skarzs starts drooling radioactive blue spit*
*Paints Skarzs hot pink*
-_-
*Hot Glues Uncooked noodles to Skarzs' head.*
Sorry boys but the fun is over. ;) *Teleports Skarzs to a secret undisclosed location, of which you can never find AKA my PM box*
*Waves goodbye as I'm teleported away.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 08, 2015, 04:36:29 PM
Sorry boys but the fun is over. ;) *Teleports Skarzs to a secret undisclosed location, of which you can never find AKA my PM box*
(http://i.giphy.com/TnN8ei3cMolpu.gif)
EDIT:
Ok, I'm done. Well, I am now. :P
Quote from: Izeroth on October 08, 2015, 01:26:00 AM
GMO trolls are the future of forging.
That made me choke on my calzone. (homemade, if I do say so myself)
And girl, dear Faiy. And I wasn't doing anything.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 09, 2015, 12:13:50 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 08, 2015, 01:26:00 AM
GMO trolls are the future of forging.
That made me choke on my calzone. (homemade, if I do say so myself)
Wot's calzone?
It's like adding a layer of dough to the top of a pizza slice. Mmmmmm...
It's like a huge pizza pocket.
(http://www.zeppes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/zeppes_calzone.jpg)
Man, now I'm hungry.
Weird. But okay.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 08, 2015, 06:25:08 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 08, 2015, 01:26:00 AM
GMO trolls are the future of forging.
You monster.
You can't stop progress. If you get in its way, it'll run you over like a metaphorical train.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 09, 2015, 08:19:00 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 08, 2015, 06:25:08 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on October 08, 2015, 01:26:00 AM
GMO trolls are the future of forging.
You monster.
You can't stop progress. If you get in its way, it'll run you over like a metaphorical train.
Actually, you can stop process. For a little bit. As long as you have nuclear launch codes, that is.
*Teleports to Faiy's PM box* *Paints Skarzs purple and pink* *Pours coffee on Skarzs*
I did that days ago, I even did it in a PM.
*follows ashenwyte* *kidnaps Skarzs and puts him in a bag* *lets him him go into the wild, near a cliff* *pushes him off the cliff*
Abusing not killing.
There's a river below him.
Well in that case do it again.
I already did it.
You know that none of that can work because he is not here and you can't get to him from here either. ;D
You just have PM her. But then she'll threaten to ignore you.
All I have to do is go downstairs ;D
If your that awful I'm glad you're not my sister.
I wouldn't push him off a cliff or any thing. I some times go down to talk to him and we have some really weird conversations.
*Waits for Skarzs to return.*
Vilu has been waiting three years.
I have returned to this topic to turn the tables.
*Watches Skarzs rotate several tables* Kewl.
I really wish I remembered what BWAS stands for.
Brainstorming Ways to Abuse Skarzs. 8)
Oooohhhhhhhh okay. THANKS DEL.
Alright guys who wants to share their idea(s) first?
...I prefer "Beavers with a Sword" 8)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 02, 2018, 02:08:33 AM
*Watches Skarzs rotate several tables* Kewl.
I meant I get to abuse everyone else.
Nah, I like Russa's idea better. Why don't you stick with that. ;D
what is a bwas
It stands for Brainstorming Ways to Abuse Skarzs.
And...it has 95 pages? I'm impressed.
Well, you had Bluerose, Corny, and Faiy all actively posting, so that's why
True.
Richtig.
Heeyyyyyyyy SKAAAAARRRZSSSS!!! GUESS WHAAAAAAAT. >:D
*evil, evil laughter*
What should we do first, Blue?
Hmmm.... Good question. Perhaps we should wait for the victim himself to appear, and go from there? It shouldn't take long. :D
Oh that sounds like a good idea, yeah. *waits patiently*
*waits impatiently* I'm bad at this.
XD
@The Skarzs I SEE YOU ONLINE.
Nope.
Yas! *Grabs Skarzs' hands* Dancing?
I'm actually going dancing next weekend.
Psssst, Blue! You distract him and I'll get the spray paint!
I can hear you.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2019, 04:19:24 AM
I'm actually going dancing next weekend.
Well, that's good, then! You can get some practice in! What kind of dancing?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 07, 2019, 04:20:13 AM
Psssst, Blue! You distract him and I'll get the spray paint!
Gotcha! *Exaggerated wink*
Now we're getting some of the topics from the good ol' days rebooted! ;D
*rummages through spray paint closet* hot pink, orange, neon yellow, or black? Or all of the above? Decisions, decisions.
*Leaves.*
*abandons spray paint and tackles Skarzs* NO! YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-E4wWALW2glM/UbIYM5KfxRI/AAAAAAAAP68/4VROjbLV8h4/s1600/spray+painted+rocks.JPG)
Pure cruelty.
do silver. mayhap it will hide his skarz.
rriiggghhhtttt. ssuuurrrreee. think of it that way.
Quote from: The Witessss on February 07, 2019, 10:44:46 PM
do silver. mayhap it will hide his skarz.
I see what you did there.
very clever! you can recognize your own name.
Isn't he smart? ;P
Patronizing ingrates, the lot of ye.
Absolutely
-^-
*high-fives Bluey* BBbbwwwaaaahhhaahhahhahhahhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 08, 2019, 01:34:30 AM
Patronizing ingrates, the lot of ye.
I'm sorry, were you under the impression we were otherwise? Oops.
*Starts to shake the hot pink spray paint* Now, just hold still.
Quote from: The Witessss on February 08, 2019, 02:18:37 AM
*high-fives Bluey* BBbbwwwaaaahhhaahhahhahhahhh!!!!!!!!!!!
*Is high-fived* Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here all night. :P
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 08, 2019, 02:38:28 AM
I'm sorry, were you under the impression we were otherwise? Oops.
*Starts to shake the hot pink spray paint* Now, just hold still.
I shall become red as a beet so you cannot tell.
I think beets are darker than hot pink.... Aww! You'd be Valentine's colors! How sporting of you!
Kill me.
/me kills Skarzs
Happy now?
*revives Skarzs*
Blood is not holiday appropriate, Del.
but it is red! that is Valentines colors!
Del. You know what to do. It's the only way.
Quote from: The Witessss on February 08, 2019, 12:10:43 PM
but it is red! that is Valentines colors!
Red is definitely a Valentine's color, but it's only appropriate as things like flowers and hearts and cake. Not blood. You have to think of the connotations of the object as well as it's color.
Really Skarzs? You don't mean...
Very well, if that's what you want...
/me squishes Skarzs.
Your attempt at squishing me is feeble.
No, the other thing. Your thing.
*Is busy trying to paint hearts and flowers on Skarzs* Oi, Del, move outta the way!
Can I borrow a can of paint? *Holds up a can of pastel purple*
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 08, 2019, 07:53:39 PM
Your attempt at squishing me is feeble.
No, the other thing. Your thing.
I'm sorry Skarzs, but your flesh is made of rock, which would chip my teeth and give me terrible indigestion. There is nothing I can do, I am sorry friend. ;D
*A single tear rolls down my cheek at the lies and treachery Delthion is capable of.*
Quote from: BlueRose on February 08, 2019, 08:09:28 PM
Can I borrow a can of paint? *Holds up a can of pastel purple*
Heh heh heh. Of course!!
Awesome! *grins evilly*
Quote from: BlueRose on February 08, 2019, 02:59:14 PM
Red is definitely a Valentine's color, but it's only appropriate as things like flowers and hearts and cake. Not blood. You have to think of the connotations of the object as well as it's color.
partypooper.
@afdsjkafdslk kindly leave us alone.
PLEASE!! when will Tammo or Dan get on?!
I notified everyone of his posts, so that may do something.
As far as I can see, they're all gone now. Thanks
@Captain Tammo for taking it all down so quickly ^-^
Thanks
@Captain Tammo!!! :) :) :) we are at peace once again.
At least it got a lot of people online xD
I missed something.
For anyone who missed it: someone, whose username was a random string of letters, posted a profanity-filled post in at least 10 threads.
*I flutter in assuming a casual resting position atop Skarz's bald head before patting it rhythmically* Why hello there brother. Long time no see.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on February 08, 2019, 11:46:54 PM
For anyone who missed it: someone, whose username was a random string of letters, posted a profanity-filled post in at least 10 threads.
oh no!
Quote from: Perifæn on February 08, 2019, 11:48:22 PM
*I flutter in assuming a casual resting position atop Skarz's bald head before patting it rhythmically* Why hello there brother. Long time no see.
WHAT IS THIS?
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on February 08, 2019, 11:46:54 PM
For anyone who missed it: someone, whose username was a random string of letters, posted a profanity-filled post in at least 10 threads.
Oh. Well dang.
Yo! What's up, girl? Wanna spray paint Skarzsles with us?
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on February 08, 2019, 11:46:54 PM
For anyone who missed it: someone, whose username was a random string of letters, posted a profanity-filled post in at least 10 threads.
Oh no! How dare.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on February 08, 2019, 11:46:54 PM
For anyone who missed it: someone, whose username was a random string of letters, posted a profanity-filled post in at least 10 threads.
it was a lot more than ten threads. he posted the same thing over and over and it was his quote to, aimed at all of us and the forum.
(it was the
only thing he said. nothing else. I think he was the real necessary member of the insane asylum)
He may have been a member at one time, unfortunately.
and he used the really bad ones, too. although he seemed to know how to do things really expertly, so it makes sense that he could be a previous member.
Boo, what a punk.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 09, 2019, 12:30:43 AM
He may have been a member at one time, unfortunately.
It wasn't Kit, if that's what you're implying. I asked.
who was Kit?
Groddil did it before too. :/
Wait, what? What happened with Kit and Groddil?
I have missed much, my friends.
what? I say Groddil post when I've been on.
Quote from: The Witessss on February 09, 2019, 12:28:26 AMit was a lot more than ten threads. he posted the same thing over and over and it was his quote to, aimed at all of us and the forum.
I didn't count them. That's even worse than I thought...
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 09, 2019, 12:30:43 AM
He may have been a member at one time, unfortunately.
Sadly, this is most likely the case :( It wouldn't be the first time a now-inactive member holds a grudge against the rest of us (for unclear reasons) and started swearing all over the place >8(
Quote from: BlueRose on February 09, 2019, 12:45:24 AM
Wait, what? What happened with Kit and Groddil?
I have missed much, my friends.
Both of them started trolling. Groddil used excessive profanity and gory images, and was given a lifetime ban. Kitsune impersonated a long-inactive staff member and pretended to sell a mattress; his posts remained SFW, and his ban expires in May.
Hopefully the staff will be able to identify the person responsible for this attack and take the proper course of action...
Oops I totally forgot about Groddil. But I just asked and it wasn't him either.
Quote from: The Witessss on February 09, 2019, 12:44:21 AM
who was Kit?
A former forum member who had a lot of beef with a few members here, especially some of the old mods. Once made an alt account pretending to try and sell a mattress on this site, then impersonated The Lady Shael, a former admin. Also spammed in the Discord server.
Generally a good person, but very impulsive, and with a strange sense of humour.
Wow. That's crazy. It blows my mind that they would do something like that! Wow.
Wait, there's a Discord server?
Quote from: BlueRose on February 09, 2019, 01:05:55 AM
Wait, there's a Discord server?
Yes, there is an unofficial server. It was initially created by Ashenwyte, I think, but
@Cornflower MM is in charge now ^-^
Boss. I was actually going to ask about Discord, and then I forgot.
Yes hi dat me. Lemme know if you want to join, Blue!
:)
*slaps skarzs*
There's a topic for that.
Page 101
The one you went to.
okay...
*Reboot!!!*
*Punches Skarzles*
Don't do that, you'll hurt yourself.
*Sits on Skarzs*
*Stabs skarzles in the face twenty times*
*Ties bombs to Skarzs*
*Unpantses Skarzs*
*Pepper-sprays Skarzs*
*Whips Skarzs with belt*
*Whips Skarzs with whip*
*Stops*
Why?
Because we're being mean...
*Pulls Skarzs pants up*
Oh. *Pats Skarzs on the head* Sorry. :'(
*Dusts him off*
*Hands him some Ice-cream*
. . .
._.
oh my...
This topic makes me sad.
Aye, dose that for every beast...I hope...
Poor Skarzsles...*is suddenly cross*
@The Skarzs, why don't you just squash them?
because he is a good sport.
Depressing topics.
Nah, he just depresses people.
okay, what are Skarzels nick names, I'm sure people came up with some good ones, aye Szark?
Skarskar
Y'all should do this in the New BWAS (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11374.0) thread!
Skarzsles. Szark. Shark. Snarky. Scar (like in The Lion King). Lance Corporal Skarzs (don't salute). Stone-faced.
oooo yeah, those are goooood... :laugh:
Humph!
And what are you "humph"-ing about, Teerie?
Poor Szarkie...
Lass why are you doing this?
Because she's chaotic neutral.
On the plus side, at least, I now know why Teer was "humph"-ing earlier.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 02, 2020, 02:52:48 AM
Lass why are you doing this?
I give every beast nicknames, that's just what I often do...I won't make up nicknames for you if you don't want me to though...
Call me whatever you want.
>:D
Throw those minecraft nametags at me.
*evil plans come into play*
"HIT MEH"
Scott McLamok's nicknames;
Lamok'son, bane of Ashleg, Scott the goblin slayer,
mhar-blade, Scoot, The Chip, Tocts, who's he again?, Micy, I will think of more later...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 02, 2020, 08:37:55 AM
Throw those minecraft nametags at me.
I can't remember the upside down sheep one, or the rainbow thingy one.
*moved to the nicknames thread*