Poll
Question:
OUR BEST WAR CRY?
Option 1: LONG LIVE OUR BABY CRIES!!!
votes: 2
Option 2: FOR SPIRIT, SOUL, DEATH AND MIGHT!!!
votes: 3
Option 3: FOR POWER GLORY AND MEMORIES!
votes: 0
Option 4: Duck.
votes: 16
Prepare yourselves, youths!!! 8D >8(
Let's do this again, folks!
@shisteer of nothing much could you help me get started?
Lassa fish to
@Captain Chip: New job, lock th-e topic be-fore the evils take it... Over
*Jarky waddles in*
*stands to attention* Capt Peg!
*Jarky waddles at Lass*
Oh dear.
*Is mildly confused by this*
Yes! An excellent notion indeed!
@lass of something much, I done start this hwan first, eh? 8D
Let us lock both of them!
Before tomorrow!
*Le post*
Well done.
Ah... no.
'ere ve gae again...
Ze only vay ve could dae zat vid be tae ztart a foight und zen get a moderator tae lock ze zread...But zat vidnae lazt, und eventually tvid be unlocked again (zat actually 'appened in anozer 'Lock Ziz Topic' zread)...
Are you excited?
Oh, cool.
Yeessss
*Begins to post* :D
Good.
Oh, good.
I missed it! Nooooooooooooo.
*Draws his two swords* New plan team! We ditch stealth and just make as much noise! I should give you all callsigns!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 07, 2020, 03:16:09 AM
I missed it! Nooooooooooooo.
S'okay, I did too.
Shall I merge the two topics together? Or do y'all REALLY wanna try two at once?
SCREEEEEEEEEETCH
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 04:05:15 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 07, 2020, 03:16:09 AM
I missed it! Nooooooooooooo.
S'okay, I did too.
Shall I merge the two topics together? Or do y'all REALLY wanna try two at once?
Just post in this topic. ;D
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 07, 2020, 03:35:02 AM
*Draws his two swords* New plan team! We ditch stealth and just make as much noise! I should give you all callsigns!
Okay!! *smashes empty cheese cake dishes*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 07, 2020, 03:35:02 AM
*Draws his two swords* New plan team! We ditch stealth and just make as much noise! I should give you all callsigns!
Yes!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 04:05:15 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 07, 2020, 03:16:09 AM
I missed it! Nooooooooooooo.
S'okay, I did too.
Shall I merge the two topics together? Or do y'all REALLY wanna try two at once?
You shoupd merge 'em.
Tis done - and look at that, we sprouted a second page from it.
Grand!
Yah!
Okay.
*hugs Russa*
Hi. *Hugs back*
We succeeded.
Yes, indeed. I'm very proud of you all.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 06:03:00 AM
Tis done - and look at that, we sprouted a second page from it.
Noooooooooo...
It's fine.
Oh, I was wondering why there were so many double posts. It's because there were two topics that then merged.
Yeah, sorry about that. Considering it wasn't intentional and this is the Cellars tis fine.
Corn, can you please edit the angry face out of Sheev's post? It's really annoying...
Uh. Which Sheev post? And also probably not.
You hardly have to look at it, you know.
Just my autisticness being triggered...
Why.
It just is.
You don't need to look at it if you go from recent unread topics, or clicking the blue 'new' button on the The Cellars page.
Yeah, that.
Ebantu and Teer already have callsigns soo..Lass could be Bender, Infant or Shifter? Seb could be something like Bishop, Hammer, Thunder? Maybe?
*Infant Ebby is bored*
*gives Eb a stick* Can you light this for me, please? It's getting dark.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 08, 2020, 04:12:07 AM
Ebantu and Teer already have callsigns soo..Lass could be Bender, Infant or Shifter? Seb could be something like Bishop, Hammer, Thunder? Maybe?
*glances at my personal text* Ahhhhh....I am...a Bender, and a shapeshifter, though, I choose not to shapeshift as much now days, sorta freaks some folks out, ya know? Also, Kass sorta made it real painful when I shapeshift is some places....
*fuels lantern.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 08, 2020, 04:12:07 AM
Ebantu and Teer already have callsigns soo..Lass could be Bender, Infant or Shifter? Seb could be something like Bishop, Hammer, Thunder? Maybe?
*is slightly confused*
Same...
Good.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 08, 2020, 04:12:07 AM
Seb could be something like Bishop, Hammer, Thunder? Maybe?
Hmm. I actually like that idea a lot. Do they have any of those signs on here for the threads?
*Drifts into topic on a motorcycle.*
*The motorcycle doesn't drift, rolling over on itself and its rider a mere twenty-seven times.*
That's actually a good idea. (My profile picture had a motorcycle in it earlier today)
*Hops on motorcycle and begins hopping over barbed wire fences*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 08, 2020, 11:01:20 PM
*Drifts into topic on a motorcycle.*
*The motorcycle doesn't drift, rolling over on itself and its rider a mere twenty-seven times.*
That's not how it works, dearest.
I'm sure Verdauga has the skillz needed. You doubt him?
He's doubting himself. Drifting a motorbike isn't that hard.
*Drifts my scooter* Nyeh.
Ew, scooters. Get that dying bumblebee out of my sight.
*Runs over Teer's tail with my scooter* ^-^
*lifts the scooter up with tail, plucks Seb off it and hurls scooter into oblivion*
*takes a step away from teer*
Have you always been that strong?
Yes, though it varies from time to time.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 08, 2020, 10:58:54 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 08, 2020, 04:12:07 AM
Seb could be something like Bishop, Hammer, Thunder? Maybe?
Hmm. I actually like that idea a lot. Do they have any of those signs on here for the threads?
In Scott language?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 08, 2020, 08:06:12 AM
*gives Eb a stick* Can you light this for me, please? It's getting dark.
*Infant Ebby shrugs in a bored manner and wraps her paws around the stick, closing her eyes and concentrating very hard*
Well done.
*Infant Ebby throws the stick down in frustration* Is not working!
Oh. Maybe dip it in petrol, then try.
*Infant Ebby humphs and kicks the stick in Teer's direction*
*dips the stock in petrol, then sets fire to it*
*Infant Ebby plonks herself down on the grass and stares silently at the burning stick*
Did someone say FIRE?!?!?!?!
Not exactly, but close enough.
^This made me laugh.
That's good.
*Infant Ebby bad-temperedly throws a tiny burst of flames at One-Eye*
*Sprays the fire with a squirt gun*
*sprays myself for fun and gives Scott a wet hug* *feels very evil*
o.o
*Scoots away on wheely chair*
Pepperoni
Ah yes, P E P P E R O N I
*Infant Ebby is annoyed that One-Eye ignored her and swiftly climbs up a small oak tree*
*Uses flamethrower to light a small fire*
*Infant Ebby mutters to herself in the tree* Cheater.
What did I do?!
*Infant Ebby sticks her head down out of the foliage and frowns at the other wildcat* You 's s'posed to use firebending!
I didn't watch the show. I don't get those element powers until I do. Anyway, flamethrowers work fine.
. . .
*Rubs two sticks together*
Ooo ooo.
I just use my natural breath. It might be fire bending, but I don't think so.
Well, you's a taniwha, so even if it is cheating, nobeast is stupid enough to say so.
That is an excellent point!
*Infant Ebby nods solemnly* I c'n be very wise.
Indeed you can.
*Infant Ebby smiles and disappears back into the foliage*
Have fun!
How'd the dancing go, Teer?
I survived.
Good, good.
I was absolutely petrified, then I went in and the examiner just gave me a wonderful smile.
Nice. Glad you didn't die, broski.
Broski?
*Infant Ebby pokes her out of the foliage again and mimics Teer*
Nice.
*Infant Ebby is bored*
You could play a bored game.
(Sorry, I just had to put this somewhere.
Spoiler
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D28dpBfFkic/U_RN2a4_gzI/AAAAAAAACXM/3xs9qWTQrSo/s1600/5c4ed3636da1b2f8e28c503749337fa3.jpg)
)
XD
*Aliens fall from the sky*
There are giants, er, aliens in the sky!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 11, 2020, 10:43:57 PM
(Sorry, I just had to put this somewhere.Spoiler
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D28dpBfFkic/U_RN2a4_gzI/AAAAAAAACXM/3xs9qWTQrSo/s1600/5c4ed3636da1b2f8e28c503749337fa3.jpg)
I can't relate. Random strangers regularly turn up at rhe door.
I believe the key point is that it's unexpected.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
*Posts*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 11, 2020, 05:00:09 AM
Well, you's a taniwha, so even if it is cheating, nobeast is stupid enough to say so.
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, MORTAL?!?!
*Hands One-Eye his rifle* Go get 'em.
All rise for the national anthem. *Geometry Dash music plays as I charge at the enemy*
*Sips Rot Beer*
Who's the enemy?
I dunno, but I'm entertained. ^-^
I don't know either.
I think it might be me.
Really? Well, this is awkward.
It is?
#FPC :laugh:
Alright.
What is FPC?
Funny Posts Collection.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 12, 2020, 04:11:33 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 11, 2020, 05:00:09 AM
Well, you's a taniwha, so even if it is cheating, nobeast is stupid enough to say so.
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, MORTAL?!?!
...*Infant Ebby drops down from the tree and hides in Kade's fluff*
Good move.
Ach, something just crawled in me! Did anybeast see what it was?
Ah... Did they?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 12, 2020, 11:30:23 AM
Ach, something just crawled in me! Did anybeast see what it was?
I saw! It was
her! *Points to
@Lady Amber*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 12, 2020, 11:30:23 AM
Ach, something just crawled in me! Did anybeast see what it was?
*Infant Ebby giggles*
*Looks around* Where did that come from?
Mischief maker.
*Iz ztandin' on ze ceilin' again* Ach...
*Infant Ebby giggles again*
I'M HEARIN NOISES IN MAH BRAIN
*Infant Ebby shrieks with laughter and rolls out of Kade's fluff and onto the ground*
Aha! It was
@Jukka the Sling! *Grabs Eb and holds her up by her neck fur*
*Infant Ebby instantly switches to growling at Seb, but it doesn't sound very confident*
*grabs Sebias, takes Eb from his grip and flings him across the thread to thid against the far wall* Don't you lay a claw on my small thing!
*Zree Omelettez fly in, und zen prompty explode, zpevin' zeir contentz ontae everybeazt*
Ach...
I see. *wipes egg off face*
*Takes Eb from Teer and boops her nose.* So it was you crawlin' around in me head, eh?
*goes after Sebias to inflict further pain on his countenance*
*Infant Ebby wriggles and laughs* No, I's not in your head. No tickling me!
*picks Seb up by the footpaw*
*Hovlz*
*shakes him*
Unhand him!
He was harming my small thing. NOBEAST HARMS MY SMALL THING.
Exactly.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 16, 2020, 03:11:45 AM
He was harming my small thing. NOBEAST HARMS MY SMALL THING.
(This is adorable.)
(You've known me for a while now. You should be expecting such things)
(True.)
Apparently you crawled in Kade.
[Ghostpost= true]
VERDAUGA! *tackle hugs*
Quote from: Lady Amber on September 16, 2020, 11:09:15 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 12, 2020, 03:45:01 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 12, 2020, 11:30:23 AM
Ach, something just crawled in me! Did anybeast see what it was?
I saw! It was her! *Points to @Lady Amber*
*Pokes head in topic* Hmm?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 16, 2020, 12:18:34 PM
Apparently you crawled in Kade.
Oh, it was her? Dearie me, sorry for accusing you, liddle Ebby.
*Turns spotlight on Lady Amber.*
Now, what do you have to say for yourself?
*watches*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 16, 2020, 10:13:42 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on September 16, 2020, 11:09:15 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 12, 2020, 03:45:01 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 12, 2020, 11:30:23 AM
Ach, something just crawled in me! Did anybeast see what it was?
I saw! It was her! *Points to @Lady Amber*
*Pokes head in topic* Hmm?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 16, 2020, 12:18:34 PM
Apparently you crawled in Kade.
Oh, it was her? Dearie me, sorry for accusing you, liddle Ebby.
*Turns spotlight on Lady Amber.*
Now, what do you have to say for yourself?
*Infant Ebby pats Kade's snout forgivingly* That's okay. Friends now?
*shakes Seb again*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 17, 2020, 01:42:19 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 16, 2020, 10:13:42 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on September 16, 2020, 11:09:15 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 12, 2020, 03:45:01 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 12, 2020, 11:30:23 AM
Ach, something just crawled in me! Did anybeast see what it was?
I saw! It was her! *Points to @Lady Amber*
*Pokes head in topic* Hmm?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 16, 2020, 12:18:34 PM
Apparently you crawled in Kade.
Oh, it was her? Dearie me, sorry for accusing you, liddle Ebby.
*Turns spotlight on Lady Amber.*
Now, what do you have to say for yourself?
Always, my little dearie. Always ^-^
*Has been tacklehugged.*
TEER! *Gives Teer a bear hug.*
Where'd you go for so long? If you don't mind me asking
I... I've just been more inactive, lately. Haven't really been any specific place, honestly.
You just don't care about our cellars anymore! :'(
:laugh:
Well, I have been trying to step away from the forum somewhat, and the Cellars is the hardest to leave. ::)
But we misss yooouuuu! (I know the feeling...)
Welp, bye for now!
...*sigh*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 17, 2020, 05:08:44 PM
*Has been tacklehugged.*
TEER! *Gives Teer a bear hug.*
I missed you.
Hi again!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 17, 2020, 11:27:58 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 17, 2020, 05:08:44 PM
*Has been tacklehugged.*
TEER! *Gives Teer a bear hug.*
I missed you.
... Sorry. I kinda need to step away from the forum though.
Hello! *kisses Verdauga's nose*
*Returns the kiss.*
How are you?
I'm well. Writing stuff, currently. You?
I've actually been writing a short story from my worlds. Just jotting down the major plot scenes before fleshing out the in-between.
How's your writing going, thus far?
Pretty well. I'm working on the fanfiction/fanart crossover prompt at the moment.
Cool! I haven't been able to wrap my around that enough to try for it myself.
There's just over a week to go. You should do it. I can draw the picture.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 17, 2020, 11:29:09 PM
Hello! *kisses Verdauga's nose*
*Obligatory remark regarding nose kisses and how they're gross.*
I've given up by now. On many, many things.
Good.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 07:22:13 PM
I've given up by now. On many, many things.
Hmmm? What do you mean?
Well, I've given up on being grossed out by them, for one thing.
What about the many other things?
Oh...don't worry about it.
...Eeeeeebby. You can't do this to me Eeeeeebby.
Real life stuff too. I have some fun things that used to annoy Eb, but I've trained her.
...What?
Don't ignore me.
Never you mind, Ebby dear.
(Also, I'm supposed be Infant Ebby in this thread, so more firebending lessons?)
Sure.
Avoiding the question.
*Infant Ebby sighs* Yes, so hurry up!
Heh. That sass is beginning to come through.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 09:58:39 PM
*Infant Ebby sighs* Yes, so hurry up!
You can PM me then. I won't tell Teer. ^-^
Oh, I don't mind. You can tell me all you like.
*Infant Ebby resorts to Lima-speak* Neew, Oi dewn't wont tew.
Pretty please?
Whoi net?
Et's nething tew dew with yew. Gew ewey.
Et's everytheng tew dew weth me.
Neew, thet wen thing wes tew dew with yew.
Bet yeou're moi beest freend. Ef et envewvles yew, et envewvles me.
Net een thees cese.
Yew ee wreng. Yes yew ee!
*confusion*
*Infant Ebby abandons Lima-speak because her face has started hurting* No it isn't. Stop pesting me.
FINE! *sulks*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 10:12:23 PM
*Infant Ebby abandons Lima-speak because her face has started hurting* No it isn't. Stop pesting me.
You can tell me, though ^-^
*Infant Ebby stamps her footpaw with each word* Stop. Pesting. Me!
No, no, no, you're supposed to stamp with each syllable. Like this.
Stop. Pest.ing. Me!
*Infant Ebby pokes her tongue out at Teer* Nyeh.
*goes back to sulking*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 18, 2020, 10:11:45 PM
*confusion*
Teer is being a pain and Ebby is telling her to go away because it's done of her business, and Teer is ignoring Ebby's requests.
Yeah, that.
*Infant Ebby catches a dragonfly and instantly forgets about the entire argument*
*Sets up a futon couch in the topic.*
*Infant Ebby accidentally lets the dragonfly escape and chases it over to the couch* Verdauga! Help me catch the flying dragon bug!
*Sits on the futon and stretches out, effectively taking up all the space* Yeah Verdauga, go help Eb catch the dragonfly. ;)
*ignores the couch amd hugs Verdauga* Hey, lovebug. I missed you.
Hey, honeybun. *Turns around and hugs Teer, "accidentally" kicking the leg of the futon so it folds on itself.*
*Posts with a happy grin* 8D
Quote from: Verdauga on September 19, 2020, 03:25:34 PM
Hey, honeybun. *Turns around and hugs Teer, "accidentally" kicking the leg of the futon so it folds on itself.*
*looks up at Verdauga, eyes taking on the shape of lovehearts* Love you, honeyfish.
*Infant Ebby forgets about the dragonfly and pretends to vomit, retching and clutching her throat as she staggers over to Kade, falling dramatically against him* Ew! Why are they being weird?
*continues gazing at Verdauga*
Awwww!!! *Would draw that, but Ebby stole my sketch book*
(I did not!)
(Did too!)
(No, I didn't. Come and get it if you like.)
(Yeah, you did, and I can't...Because...Reasons...)
*is so infatuated with Verdauga that Lass and Eb's argument isn't even heard*
(You weirdo.)
*continues gazing at Verdauga, oblivious to Eb's insults*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 19, 2020, 03:25:34 PM
Hey, honeybun. *Turns around and hugs Teer, "accidentally" kicking the leg of the futon so it folds on itself.*
*Squawks as is trapped in the futon* HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
...*Poofs Corn out*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 20, 2020, 05:01:45 AM
*continues gazing at Verdauga*
*Gets lost in Teer's eyes for several moments before remembering to reply:* Love you too, dearest.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 20, 2020, 07:47:51 PM
...*Poofs Corn out*
Thankee thankee. *Brushes self off, pointedly ignoring the dramatic lovebirds*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 20, 2020, 10:02:06 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 20, 2020, 05:01:45 AM
*continues gazing at Verdauga*
*Gets lost in Teer's eyes for several moments before remembering to reply:* Love you too, dearest.
*let's out a sigh of pleasure* You're so handsome, y'know that?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 20, 2020, 10:55:43 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 20, 2020, 10:02:06 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 20, 2020, 05:01:45 AM
*continues gazing at Verdauga*
*Gets lost in Teer's eyes for several moments before remembering to reply:* Love you too, dearest.
*let's out a sigh of pleasure* You're so handsome, y'know that?
*Blushes.* I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but there aren't words capable of describing you.
Aww, thanks, honeyfish.
My pleasure.
*Resets the fallen futon.* Wanna sit?
Yeah, sure.
(Seriously you two. Ugh.)
Ugh yourself.
*Dives back onto futon before Teer and Verdauga can sit* Honestly there's much better ways to be cute as a couple other than just making people feel sick like they had too much sugar.
*sits down anyway*
Ugh muffins, y'all.
Yes. Muffins.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2020, 04:29:41 AM
*Dives back onto futon before Teer and Verdauga can sit* Honestly there's much better ways to be cute as a couple other than just making people feel sick like they had too much sugar.
/me giggles
*jumps up from couch* Muffins!
*Does jumping jacks in Kade's floof...
...using my thumb*
*Picks the large flea out of his fur and flicks it out a nearby window.* I guess I'll have to use flea shampoo next I wash....
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 21, 2020, 04:34:57 AM
*sits down anyway*
Did you just murder Corn?
:o
She was porbably in small-mode. I can't seem to find giant futons.
0.o
The courthouse is open.
I wasn't murdered, but I was squashed. XD
Oh, dear.
@Dannflower Reguba we need the powah of luv.
Twue wuv.
Forewa.
See he squishes me on a daily basis, I dunno what you're expecting him to do XD
*Sits on futon and snuggles with Corn*
She'll be fine, just gotta loosen her back up a little bit and she'll expand to normal... not that it's that much larger, but hey, I'll gladly take 15% more Corn to snuggle with. ;)
Hah!
Y'know, Corn's profile picture is great, but it's even better when you remember that, without the cropping, it's a picture of Dann being sat on.
. . . Yeah, that's true.
I'm about to do something that I don't normally do, but I did yesterday as well.
Ohkeh?
Yes, especially with the h.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 21, 2020, 10:28:11 PM
I'm about to do something that I don't normally do, but I did yesterday as well.
*Awaits revelation expectantly.*
'Tis done, dearest. Do you like it?
*Is relatively unsure what it was.*
I love it, honeymuffin
*Infant Ebby pulls Kade's whiskers* Firebenda lessins?
Hehehe! /me sneak attacks Ebby's tail tip
*Infant Ebby frowns and pulls her tail up out of reach*
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 21, 2020, 08:30:47 PM
*Sits on futon and snuggles with Corn*
She'll be fine, just gotta loosen her back up a little bit and she'll expand to normal... not that it's that much larger, but hey, I'll gladly take 15% more Corn to snuggle with. ;)
OI! >_> I'm not that small. Hrrmph. *Snuggles anyway*
You probably are, Corn.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 22, 2020, 12:29:01 AM
*Is relatively unsure what it was.*
I love it, honeymuffin
(Profile pic?)
I'm glad you do, sweetest.
(Tell Lass to post it in her art thread.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 22, 2020, 02:29:36 AM
(Tell Lass to post it in her art thread.)
She said she's not gonna.
Why not?
Beats me.
(I did not say that, you liar.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 22, 2020, 01:42:58 AM
*Infant Ebby frowns and pulls her tail up out of reach*
/me seeing that Ebby doesn't want to play; sadly walks away...
You said you weren't going to post it on the forum.
(Since when? o.0)
When we were having a vc with Jarky and you showed me the coloured version, I was taking a photo and you said I shouldn't bother because you weren't going to post it anyway.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 22, 2020, 02:28:31 AM
You probably are, Corn.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 22, 2020, 12:29:01 AM
*Is relatively unsure what it was.*
I love it, honeymuffin
(Profile pic?)
I'm glad you do, sweetest.
(Ah. I noticed it was different, but I didn't know if you were referring to that or something else. Tell Lass it looks amazing.)
Quote from: Verdauga on September 22, 2020, 02:07:34 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 22, 2020, 02:28:31 AM
You probably are, Corn.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 22, 2020, 12:29:01 AM
*Is relatively unsure what it was.*
I love it, honeymuffin
(Profile pic?)
I'm glad you do, sweetest.
(Ah. I noticed it was different, but I didn't know if you were referring to that or something else. Tell Lass it looks amazing.)
(Same here. :laugh: It does look great.)
Lies.
Nope.
What's a schnoz?
Yes.
The nose.
*Snorts*
If, by doing that, you were trying to discern whether the noise came from your schnoz or not, let me inform you that it, in fact, did.
You found it.
It did? *Begins rubbing face* Am I warm? How far away is it?
Yes.
Y'know, Kade, you are exceptionally good at answering questions.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 22, 2020, 10:28:37 PM
It did? *Begins rubbing face* Am I warm? How far away is it?
Are ye varm? Let uz zee... *Zetz Sebias' 'air on fire* ...Ye are definitely varm.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 22, 2020, 10:40:35 PM
Y'know, Kade, you are exceptionally good at answering questions.
I try ^-^
I noticed.
Yesterday.
Actually, you beat me a lot before that too.
...No?
Indeed.
Not really, but whatever.
The sound of defeat.
To you, maybe.
*. . . *
Hmm...not sure what's happening...
*Pulls self from captivation.* Hmm?
*passes Verdauga a muffin* What do you think of my new recipe, dear?
Delicious.
*Eats muffin.*
Truly delicious. Kinda tastes like one of Russa's "ugh muffins" ;)
It's based off that recipe, but I added a few secret ingredients that improve it by quite a lot.
Was one of those. . . cinnamon?
*Gasp* My secret recipe?!?!
No, the original recipe had cinnamon anyway.
. . . It did?
Yes, it did.
Well, it's delicious.
I'm glad you like it, lovebug.
*Kisses Teer on the nose.*
Sadly, my schedule demands that I leave for now. Bye y'all!
Goodbye, love. Have fun!
Well, I didn't really, but it wasn't. . . unfun? I feel like like I'm slowly losing my vocabulary...
Anyway, as an interesting fact: yesterday (about midday) our thermostat read 71 degrees Fahrenheit (about 22 Degrees Celsius). During the winter, our thermostat is set at 69 degrees Fahrenheit.
We are two degrees from winter temperatures, while last week had high temperatures in the 90s.
Wild. :laugh:
Anywho. *Drives around in smol truck*
*Pointz oot tae Sebias zat 'iz 'air iz ztill on fire from a previouz pozt Ah made*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 23, 2020, 12:34:17 PM
Well, I didn't really, but it wasn't. . . unfun? I feel like like I'm slowly losing my vocabulary...
Anyway, as an interesting fact: yesterday (about midday) our thermostat read 71 degrees Fahrenheit (about 22 Degrees Celsius). During the winter, our thermostat is set at 69 degrees Fahrenheit.
We are two degrees from winter temperatures, while last week had high temperatures in the 90s.
You have warm winters.
Very warm.
We've gotten temps as low as the teens (sub-zero Celsius) and we typically get several days below freezing; that is just how cool we let the house get before buolding a fire or turning the heat on.
I'd love to have upper-60 degree winters.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 24, 2020, 12:53:24 AM
We've gotten temps as low as the teens (sub-zero Celsius) and we typically get several days below freezing; that is just how cool we let the house get before buolding a fire or turning the heat on.
I'd love to have upper-60 degree winters.
I almost agreed but then I wondered how warm the summers would be. Now, I'm all for the heat and everything, being a lizard, but even I have my limits.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 23, 2020, 07:59:33 PM
*Pointz oot tae Sebias zat 'iz 'air iz ztill on fire from a previouz pozt Ah made*
*Points out that I now have a bald head covered in scars from the burns*
*Gives Seb a wig*
How thoughtful. ^-^ *Puts wig on thumb* Pretty.
Glad you like it.
*The thumb dances a jig*
*Infant Ebby tugs Kade's whiskers again*
How can Infant Ebby *find* Kade's whiskers, though? There's so much other fluff around them that they wouldn't necessarily be very visible.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 24, 2020, 02:02:48 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 24, 2020, 12:53:24 AM
We've gotten temps as low as the teens (sub-zero Celsius) and we typically get several days below freezing; that is just how cool we let the house get before buolding a fire or turning the heat on.
I'd love to have upper-60 degree winters.
I almost agreed but then I wondered how warm the summers would be. Now, I'm all for the heat and everything, being a lizard, but even I have my limits.
I'd hope that the regional climate would be constant enough that the change from winter to summer wouldn't be that drastic-- maybe as high as upper 90s.
As it is though, we'd probably burn alive.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 24, 2020, 05:46:17 AM
*Infant Ebby tugs Kade's whiskers again*
Goodness gracious, ya little chook. *Boops Infant Ebby on the nose.* You've got to practice what I already showed you, sweetie. Have you been practicing?
Und na' tiz toime... *Pullz a rope zat leadz up tae ze ceilin'- 600,000,000 jelly beanz dezcend upon everybeazt from ze ceilin'*
Major.
Indeed! *Plows through the pile of jelly beans, eating them like a mad man*
*Shields Infant Ebby from the falling fruity things.*
*Eats Kade and Eb by accident*
*Pushes away Seb, who's gnawing on his elbow.* Ew, dude.
...
*Bites*
*Zome o' ze jelly beanz get caught in variouz vorkin'z o' ze forum, und make loife extremely difficult fer ze moderatorz*
Alzae major!
Hear, hear!
*Teleports the jellybeans, except for a few handfulls, out of the forum, looking thoroughly nonplussed.*
That's exceedingly rude to all the chooks that didn't manage to get any, methinks.
Hence the few handfulls.
*Ze jelly beanz obztinately teleport back, but ziz toime viz double ze numberz; ze jelly beanz return tae zeir previouzly mentioned may'em*
...Huh.
*Returns to shielding Infant Ebby.*
*Creates a teleportation loop wherein the jellybeans also teleport out.*
*Ze jelly beanz break ze loop, und come back trough a paradox inztead viz double ze doubled number*
*melts the jelly beans with fire breath, so now there's a lot of hot sugar cluttering the forum*
*Begins drowning in said melted sugar*
*Ze jelly beanz regenerate intae zeir original jelly bean zelvez, und zen duplicate tae double ze number o' ze doubled doubled number*
Alright.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 24, 2020, 04:14:57 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 24, 2020, 05:46:17 AM
*Infant Ebby tugs Kade's whiskers again*
Goodness gracious, ya little chook. *Boops Infant Ebby on the nose.* You've got to practice what I already showed you, sweetie. Have you been practicing?
Yes, I practiced lots. *Infant Ebby is the perfect picture of angelic innocence*
*A Dalek appearz 'auldin' a plate full o' Jelly Babiez*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 24, 2020, 01:32:43 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 24, 2020, 02:02:48 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 24, 2020, 12:53:24 AM
We've gotten temps as low as the teens (sub-zero Celsius) and we typically get several days below freezing; that is just how cool we let the house get before buolding a fire or turning the heat on.
I'd love to have upper-60 degree winters.
I almost agreed but then I wondered how warm the summers would be. Now, I'm all for the heat and everything, being a lizard, but even I have my limits.
I'd hope that the regional climate would be constant enough that the change from winter to summer wouldn't be that drastic-- maybe as high as upper 90s.
As it is though, we'd probably burn alive.
Upper 90s sounds fantastic, I don't know what you're talking about. XD
. . . You don't get it. . .
I LIVE for the upper 90s. My statement wasn't negative at all.
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You loved every second of that thread, don't even try denying it.
Not to start with.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 25, 2020, 07:58:03 PM
. . . You don't get it. . .
I LIVE for the upper 90s. My statements weren't negative at all.
Verdauga, darling, I fixed it for you.
Thanks; I'm not sure how that "S" sneaked in there...
*kisses Verdauga's nose* I don't know either.
*Wraps arms around Teer and returns the kiss.*
*is happy*
*Is probably just a little bit happier.*
Are there words to describe how pretty you are?
Mm, you could try pakiha, dull, scaly monster... There are quite a few, really.
I could try those, but don't seem to capture the essence.
While I think on this, how are you?
Yuck... *Makez barfin' noizez*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 25, 2020, 11:14:05 PM
I could try those, but don't seem to capture the essence.
While I think on this, how are you?
I'm well, thanks. Just came back from the beach.
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I approve.
Y tho
X tho!
Oh, I see.
X?
Yes.
X x X = XX?
Not quite, but close enough.
X x X =82627×891829929292?
Nah.
How?
Eight.
*Thinks* Oooooooohhh Is it because eight is a sideways infinity symbol?
Kind of.
*Finally did something kinda right*
Oh, good work. What was it?
Eh the eight thingy...I think...
Oh.
O
Glop.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
How do you even pronounce that?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2020, 03:33:26 AM
Y tho
*Gasps.* Teer used chatspeak!
Eddyvay, the beach sounds like fun. I. . . Haven't gone anywhere near one in a while.
(Also, I noticed your personal text and status. *Kisses Teer on the forehead.*
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Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 11:30:54 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2020, 03:33:26 AM
Y tho
*Gasps.* Teer used chatspeak!
I took a screenshot. ^-^
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 26, 2020, 03:05:00 AM
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Ach, nae ziz again! *Meltz ze abomination doon viz acid*
*Screech*
*
.
Didn't see that coming...
Brave Zir Robin ran ava...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 25, 2020, 06:08:52 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 24, 2020, 04:14:57 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 24, 2020, 05:46:17 AM
*Infant Ebby tugs Kade's whiskers again*
Goodness gracious, ya little chook. *Boops Infant Ebby on the nose.* You've got to practice what I already showed you, sweetie. Have you been practicing?
Yes, I practiced lots. *Infant Ebby is the perfect picture of angelic innocence*
((https://media4.giphy.com/media/fNuEPWg2az3zO/200.gif) GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.)
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 11:30:54 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2020, 03:33:26 AM
Y tho
*Gasps.* Teer used chatspeak!
Eddyvay, the beach sounds like fun. I. . . Haven't gone anywhere near one in a while.
(Also, I noticed your personal text and status. *Kisses Teer on the forehead.*
Sorry. Kade was being a butt.
I hadn't either, but we decided to do that for Frank's last day here.
*Infant Ebby launches herself out of Kade's arms and lands on Teer's head* Meanie dragon! Don't call Kade a butt.
*Glares at Scott because he's ghosting*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 26, 2020, 09:21:43 PM
*Infant Ebby launches herself out of Kade's arms and lands on Teer's head* Meanie dragon! Don't call Kade a butt.
*wraps tail around Eb and lifts her in the air* What did you just call me?
Yes, you were. :P
Along came ze Onionz...
*along came the shocked gasp*
*Along came ze CHEEZE*
*along came ze vonderings about vhether or nyet ve zhould actually be zaying 'alang' or zomezing zimilar*
*Watches from afar.*
*Along came Scott but he trips before he gets there*
*Catches Scott before he falls and bring him into the vicinity *
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2020, 09:20:24 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 11:30:54 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2020, 03:33:26 AM
Y tho
*Gasps.* Teer used chatspeak!
Eddyvay, the beach sounds like fun. I. . . Haven't gone anywhere near one in a while.
(Also, I noticed your personal text and status. *Kisses Teer on the forehead.*
Sorry. Kade was being a butt.
Such language.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 27, 2020, 10:14:58 PM
*Along came Scott but he trips before he gets there*
'Ello, S-Chip!
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 26, 2020, 09:21:43 PM
*Infant Ebby launches herself out of Kade's arms and lands on Teer's head* Meanie dragon! Don't call Kade a butt.
*wraps tail around Eb and lifts her in the air* What did you just call me?
*Infant Ebby folds her arms and glares defiantly at Teer* Meanie dragon!
I'm a TANIWHA!!! *dumps Eb head first in a bowl of sour cream*
Ouch...
*Is making coffee.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 28, 2020, 06:31:39 AM
I'm a TANIWHA!!! *dumps Eb head first in a bowl of sour cream*
I'm proud of your restraint, Teer. You've come a a long way.
*Drinks coffee.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 02:26:22 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 28, 2020, 06:31:39 AM
I'm a TANIWHA!!! *dumps Eb head first in a bowl of sour cream*
I'm proud of your restraint, Teer. You've come a a long way.
*Infant Ebby scrambles the right way up and glares at Teer* Look what I just said! Meanie! Meanie, meanie, MEANIE! *Infant Ebby jumps out of the bowl and tries to shake herself clean* *she fails and turns indignantly to Kade* She covered me in bitter cream! I 's all yucky now. She's a meanie dra-...Tiniwha.
(GAAAAH! I forgot to log out of Teer's account. Sorry everybeast. )
Welp, I'm no longer PMing Teer.
(Trust me, I don't usually go on her account. I'm just using her phone right now, so...)
>_> You act like that changes things.
(It's not as if I'm about to rifle through her PMs! That's something she would to me.)
*Drinks coffee with suspicion*
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(Does coffee taste nice with suspicion?)
(Yes, actually. It adds a very shrewd undertone.)
You... you drink shrews?
Zhould ve vote on zat?
(No, we should force Kade to respond to Infant Ebby.)
Quote from: Verdauga on September 29, 2020, 01:28:21 AM
Welp, I'm no longer PMing Teer.
*cries* Verdauga doesn't love me anymore! *dies*
..True, I guess
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Why was I not made aware of this?
On came ze dizzent...
Ah! The dissenters are coming!!
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YEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But what if Pizza?
Ah yes
pizza
YOUR FACE IS...PIZZA
Blyat, how did you know?
*Stares at One-eye.*
*Grabs cleaver.* Hold real st-
*Sees something in the distance and runs.*
*Shrieks and runs from Verdauga* BACK AWAY!
*Looks from around corner.*
Is he gone?
*Looks down at self*
*Looks up at Verduaga*
*Looks at cow pie*
*Le scream*
*Cautiously approaches Seb.*
Eww, a cow pie. You wouldn't happen to have a cow out, would you?
*Laughs at the potential of what I could say back to that*
Go ahead. It might be awesome, or it might be an udder failure. ;D
*Slaps knee* :laugh:
*Grins.*
It was pulling his leg.
(You don't even care that Teer is dead! Heartless beasts, the pair of you!)
Wait WHAT?
*Sends life force into Teer.*
Tell me how she responds. For now I must be off.
(Her response IRL was to sadly look away and whisper "He doesn't love me." Apparently only true love's kiss will revive her.)
Drama queen
Cootiez...Yuck!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 12:56:31 AM
(You don't even care that Teer is dead! Heartless beasts, the pair of you!)
Eh, she'll live.
(She very well may not.)
She's survived being dead before. She'll be fine.
(You know she won't be just to spite everybeast, right?)
But then she'll get bored and stop being dead ;D
If zhe ztayz dead, vho getz 'er room? (Juzt jozhin'.)
If I can't kill her, nothing can.
*Wanders by, eating a cheese stick* Wait, Teer died? When? How?
*Popz 'iz 'ead up* EH? Vot koind o' cheeze iz zat? Ah loike cheeze.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 02, 2020, 03:46:15 AM
*Popz 'iz 'ead up* EH? Vot koind o' cheeze iz zat? Ah loike cheeze.
Pepperjack! :D want one? I've got enough to share.
*Pushes a stroller filled with pineapple pizza*
Also, Teer's dead?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2020, 05:18:31 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 02, 2020, 03:46:15 AM
*Popz 'iz 'ead up* EH? Vot koind o' cheeze iz zat? Ah loike cheeze.
Pepperjack! :D want one? I've got enough to share.
...a pepperjack cheese stick? They make those?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 02, 2020, 05:22:58 AM
*Pushes a stroller filled with pineapple pizza*
Also, Teer's dead?
It's Eb's fault, really. She hijacked Teer's account, which made Verdauga reluctant to PM Teer anymore in fear that their oh-so-secret messages would be exposed, which made Teer die due to heartbreak. Such tragedy.
...a pepperjack cheese stick? They make those?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:37:50 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2020, 05:18:31 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 02, 2020, 03:46:15 AM
*Popz 'iz 'ead up* EH? Vot koind o' cheeze iz zat? Ah loike cheeze.
Pepperjack! :D want one? I've got enough to share.
...a pepperjack cheese stick? They make those?
They doooo. They're Sargento. I didn't realize they did either until yesterday.
Huh, I'll have to look around for those then. Imteresting.
They have 'em in extra sharp cheddar too.
Oooooo, even better!
Meheheheheeee.....
I'm just gonna....Yeah....So...Eggs, eh? I mean, what's up with them...Heh-heh.......
Actually, I just ate some duck eggs yesterday...
Pretty salty...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2020, 05:18:31 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 02, 2020, 03:46:15 AM
*Popz 'iz 'ead up* EH? Vot koind o' cheeze iz zat? Ah loike cheeze.
Pepperjack! :D want one? I've got enough to share.
Aye pleaze!
Cheeze Iz Major!
I quite agree! *Hands Head a few cheese sticks*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:37:50 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 02, 2020, 05:22:58 AM
*Pushes a stroller filled with pineapple pizza*
Also, Teer's dead?
It's Eb's fault, really. She hijacked Teer's account, which made Verdauga reluctant to PM Teer anymore in fear that their oh-so-secret messages would be exposed, which made Teer die due to heartbreak. Such tragedy.
You show a disappointing lack of loyalty.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 03, 2020, 02:17:12 AM
I quite agree! *Hands Head a few cheese sticks*
Zankee! *Takez zem und eatz zem, zen hovlz in appreciation*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 02, 2020, 11:09:47 PM
Actually, I just ate some duck eggs yesterday...
Pretty salty...
Uh....Nice....I guess
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(We all know you loved every moment of that thread. )
*Sets down office chair.*
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*facepalms*
yes everyone he is like this in real life
Even when his wife just died? I'm impressed and discussed..
Y'all're making me seem heartless.
XD
Don't make yourself sick, Verd. *Gets another wheely chair out of the closet and scoots around the topic*
*Eyes go wide.*
*Hurriedly presses fingers against neck.*
I CAN'T FEEL A PULSE! I CAN'T FEEL A PULSE! *Falls to the ground.*
*quickly grabs Verdauga and performs CPR*
*Gives Kolman a thumbs up.*
I'm good.
*CPR intensifies*
* puts rune of binding on Verdauga*
*Teleports away despite this.*
Ugh... I think you broke a rib.. or two.
*telelports Verdauga back*
So much CPR today.
Hey I am doing what I am trained to do!!!!
* is very stressed*
*Pats* Deep breaths, buddy.
*Teleports Kolman with me to t he spinning chair.*
*Would say "Take that", but is too busy hanging on.*
Quote from: Kolman on October 03, 2020, 07:16:42 PM
Hey I am doing what I am trained to do!!!!
* is very stressed*
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@🌽 FOUND 'EM
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: D : D : D
ENJOY!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 03, 2020, 07:46:49 PM
@🌽 FOUND 'EM
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*Is just distracted by Kade's bracelet and what it means*
Wait.
Do you have a bleeding disorder?
Evidently.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 03, 2020, 07:46:49 PM
@🌽 FOUND 'EM
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Nice bracelet-thingy.
*Spinz intensify.*
BOOOOOM...
CRAAAAANE
o.o
what?
Crane as in birb or crane as in machinery?
Machinery. Crane birds don't have booms.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 04, 2020, 03:22:37 PM
BOOOOOM...
Quote from: Verdauga on October 04, 2020, 03:56:57 PM
CRAAAAANE
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*Wasn't making a conscious reference.*
*High fives Seb.* Awesome!
Well, I guess not "reference", per say. But I had guessed you were referring to a boom crane.
Ah! Reading my mind!
I'm getting predictable...
Eh, I was board.
I see. Didn't wanna leaf it at that though?
No. I thought I would punish y'all instead.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say your barking up the wrong tree, here.
Verdauga, I hate to say this but...
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Why do thieves have a hard time understanding puns? Because they take things literally!
Did you know most pirates didn't know 24 letters of the alphabet?
But they knew the C like the back of their hand.
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Did you hear what the piano told the violin?
No, what?
"I don't like your tone!"
(Hah!)
To which it replied, "You're tone death anyway."
And that really struck a chord with the piano. He screamed back about how no one lile playong second fiddle with violin.
Dude, I am officially out. :laugh:
That was fun though!
Quote from: Verdauga on October 04, 2020, 09:04:53 PM
Machinery. Crane birds don't have booms.
See, I don't bother reading through what I missed, so I didn't see the boom XD
Beautiful puns, though.
Lol.
Also, thankee. ^-^
(*posts*)
Bram the skipper 03:32:36 AM Unknown Action
...O.o
(Wow, skills.)
The mods have kidnapped Bram! D:
Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
I thought about going on an almond-only diet, but that's just nuts!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? No body knows!
Behold, my collection of jokes.
*Infant Ebby can't remember what she was doing so applauds enthusiastically*
I stole those from the Alastorcast stream highlits.
*Infant Ebby has no idea what One-Eye just said but keeps clapping anyway*
And people say that I kidnap people...
....They...They do?....
Quote from: Verdauga on October 03, 2020, 02:48:00 PM
*Sets down office chair.*
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*Reposts this because an inordinate amount of effort went into it.*
*Applauds.*
Thank you. It's nice to see SOMEBODY appreciates my work.
And I am certainly somebody.
Imdeed
*Le gasp.* Such language.
So typo.
Wow.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 05, 2020, 02:26:43 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 03, 2020, 02:48:00 PM
*Sets down office chair.*
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*Reposts this because an inordinate amount of effort went into it.*
*Quotes this because an inordinate amount of effort went into it, apparently*
*Infant Ebby becomes bored and contemplates climbing up a tree and then falling out to see what happens*
*Queue the slow-motion running sequence*
*Kass Casts a spell on Ebby so she can't break any bones*
*Iz avready in ze tree; Hovlz, und zen eatz a banana*
*Infant Ebby climbs up to the top of the tree and hesitates for a moment, looking at the drop below her*
*'andz Ebb a banana taae*
*Hands Eb a pineapple*
*Hands Eb a dead body*
O_O
*grabs the dead body, throws it in my van, and drives away*
Ah. So glad the funeral home I hired was so reliable.
Didn't know One-Eye had a job. Good for him.
Yesh, he's a little short to be a coroner, but he seems to get the job done.
*Is the dead body*
. . . .
D:
Ah, hahahaha....
oH. Gimme that BACK.
*Revitalizes Seb and teleports him here.*
Spoiler
That post was hilarious. :laugh:
*Limply lands in a heap*
Teer says that Seb makes a good dead body.
I don't believe that.
Zince ye cauzed 'er deaz Verdauga, zhe vid probably ken.
I don't believe that either.
*laughter*
*Much chuckling.*
*Silence*
*Infant Ebby lets go of the tree and begins falling*
*Pounces and catches Ebby before she lands....With my face*
*Infant Ebby pretends to be dead*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 11, 2020, 07:34:44 AM
Teer says that Seb makes a good dead body.
How flattering. :laugh:
*Infant Ebby decides she is not doing a very good job of pretending to be dead and stops breathing*
(O.o *sends healing vibes from wherever I am*)
(She isn't actually hurt at all, she's just pretending to be dead because she's bored.)
(Ah, okay. Thankee)
*From o'er the hills a resounding echo sweeps across the lands.*
HEIIIIIIMLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!
*From the horizon hidden by the rising sun, a figure appears coming forth. Lo, 'tis Kade! The Otterbadger draws ever closer, intent on providing Infant Ebby with the powerful healing magic of the Heimlich Maneuver.*
Oh, great, here we go again. ::)
*Is still holding Ebby, thus this is not possible. Tickles Ebby*
(I didn't say I had reached her. Just that I was on my way.)
Look oot Ebb...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 13, 2020, 10:06:24 PM
(I didn't say I had reached her. Just that I was on my way.)
(Oh, my bad...)
*hides with Ebby in the girls bathroom*
It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 13, 2020, 02:18:13 PM
*From o'er the hills a resounding echo sweeps across the lands.*
HEIIIIIIMLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!
*From the horizon hidden by the rising sun, a figure appears coming forth. Lo, 'tis Kade! The Otterbadger draws ever closer, intent on providing Infant Ebby with the powerful healing magic of the Heimlich Maneuver.*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 13, 2020, 09:51:00 PM
*Is still holding Ebby, thus this is not possible. Tickles Ebby*
*Infant Ebby, miraculously revived, shrieks and attacks Lass' paw*
*Giggles and stops tickling.*
You hungry young un?
*Infant Ebby wrinkles her nose* I not young un! I's Ebby!
*Pats Ebby on the head*
*Infant Ebby flattens her ears sideways to avoid having them folded back on themselves*
*Gives Ebby ear scratches*
*Infant Ebby instantly starts purring*
How about we go get some food now?
*A Tuna Fizh fliez o'er ze 'orizon*
*Hops, skips, amd flings my cleaver at it.*
*Imagined that very clearly*
*Crashes through the wall behind lass and Infant Ebby.*
HEIMLIIIIIIIIIIIIII-oh, she got better.
*Almost gets crushed*
You idiot! Why would you even do that! JUST OPEN THE DOOR!!!!
I forge my own path through life.
THE DOOR WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!! HOW DO YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT DAMAGE?!
By uaing a reparation spell, of course.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 15, 2020, 05:00:27 PM
I forge my own path through life.
Und trough doorz, it zeemz. Ach... *Zetz fire tae Kade'z fur*
õ_õ
*Is, fortunately, fireproof.* Rude.
*Infant Ebby looks from the huge hole in the wall, to Kade, and back again* Rude you's self! You broke the house!
8Hello, the power is out so I can't send this yet....The incubator has turned off, so I have to keep the unhatched chicks warm, plus the day old/two day old babies warm, so I'm just sitting on my bed with all 13 chicks nestled into me, plus the three eggs.. (Which where put in later, so they aren't ready to hatch...)
The babies have decided that I am their muther, and when I get up to do anything, they all wake up and start scream-squeaking at me till I come back. It's very sweet. Right now they are doing the cutest little sounds and falling asleep on each other. I'm not sure how long I can last with this much cuteness. I may not survive, but I hope to, because if I die, no one will keep my babies warm. Oh, and the one I thought would die was saved by god! She is now happily sleeping in my sleeve. Her name is hope. The first one to hatch is called Nugget!)
(Awwww! That is adorable. ^-^ Also, 'mother' and 'God'.)
(What?)
(Spelling. When can I come and see the chicks again?)
(No, I spelt it right. And not right now)
(Not regarding "muther" because I see nothing wrong with that, but when referring to the big G you're supposed to us a... a big G)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 16, 2020, 02:15:30 AM
*Infant Ebby looks from the huge hole in the wall, to Kade, and back again* Rude you's self! You broke the house!
Y'all were/are in the girls bathroom, which means you can't be at a house since most houses (that I'm aware of, at least) don't have gender separated bathrooms. Y'all are at a... a store, or something. Maybe.
...
...
Don't tell the store manager.
*Infant Ebby grins maliciously* I will if you don't fix the wall! An' then you'll have to say sorry and be sad. Mwahahaha-*Infant Ebby begins coughing*
Gotta work on that evil laugh, young'un :giggle:
*Infant Ebby scrambles over to Kade and tugs on his paw* More fire-benda lessins?
*hits Kade with a frying pan, then passes the pan back to Corn*
*Infant Ebby leaps from Kade's shoulder to Lass' head and shrieks at her* You aren't allowed to hurt him!
*Picks up Ebby* Ebby. Kade has been very naughty. He deserves it.
*Infant Ebby writhes and struggles* No! He's goin' to give me salmon teriyaki and firebenda lessins! You's the very naughty one! *Infant Ebby feels herself go hot all over and shouts again* Let me go! Let me go or I'll burn you and I don't want to!
*Hugs Ebby firmly and shuts her eyes tightly*
*Infant Ebby clenches her paws, squeezes her eyes shut tight and holds her breath in an attempt to not explode* *after a moment she exhales and goes limp, burying her face in Lass' chest*
*Sings softly and rubs Ebby on the back*
It's alright Ebby, just breathe. Calm down.. *Gently rocks Ebby*
*Gently knocks a hole in another wall.*
*Poofs poison plants into Kade's shirt*(Not deadly, just very uncomfortable)
*Fortunately isn't wearing a shirt, as per the usual.*
*Good thing it sticks then*
*Gives lass a big ol' hug.*
*Has already carried Ebby away from Kade*
*Has already hugged lass.*
*Nope*
*Mmhmm.*
*rocks Ebby gently*
*Rocks them both gently.*
*This does not happen.*
*But it does.*
Quoite ze zituation ve 'ave 'ere, everybeazt.
Und ziz continued fer quoite zome toime, und tiz probably bezt fer av o' uz tae move on tae zummat more productive.
Ach... *Hovlz*
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Mm, well said.
*Kicks Kade out of my way with the puffer-index-phalange* *Starts dancing with my friends* *Ignites the musical fire of the Sun God* :giggle:
Aw. Sheev reminds me of my younger, crazier days.
*Hugs Ebby closely*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on October 17, 2020, 10:19:23 AM
*Kicks Kade out of my way with the puffer-index-phalange* *Starts dancing with my friends* *Ignites the musical fire of the Sun God* :giggle:
Did zomebeazt mention
FIRE?*Zetz fire tae Sheev'z 'air, zen hovlz*
*Infant Ebby really, really wants to murder Sheev*
*Is offended* Why, Ebby? 8(
*Sings softly to calm Ebby down*
*Zuddenly a Palace Guard vanted a Pony...*
I don't think we'll be able to lock this topic by this new year's day....
Nor I. Ebby's trying to back away a bit, Verdie's activity is....Meh...Scott and Wortshire haven't been seen in a while, Teer is refusing to post in the cellars, Sheev and Russa seem to have disappeared, Bookie and Jarky are busy with school and fics. And your activity is spotted, though it sort of always was. Skarz thinks he's too old for us. Rosie and Corn have given up on us.....Seb and Keva have patches of activity, but over all, most of our active members have given up on us....And I'm slowly becoming a ghost...
Skarzs is too old? Dearie me, I guess I should leave then ;D
I'm still alive.
Oh, and this place isn't dying any time soon.
w00t!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 19, 2020, 05:39:38 PM
I'm still alive.
Oh, and this place isn't dying any time soon.
Great!
*Poztz, zen hovlz*
Zen man, zeeeeeeennnn
I think howling is zen for him. :laugh:
*posts here just to keep everybeast on their toes, but is still most definitely dead*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 19, 2020, 04:24:29 PM
Skarzs is too old? Dearie me, I guess I should leave then ;D
If you dare, I will come to America despite Covid and force you to come back.
Awwwww!
Ebanok is cute! ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on October 19, 2020, 04:15:53 PM
Nor I. Ebby's trying to back away a bit, Verdie's activity is....Meh...Scott and Wortshire haven't been seen in a while, Teer is refusing to post in the cellars, Sheev and Russa seem to have disappeared, Bookie and Jarky are busy with school and fics. And your activity is spotted, though it sort of always was. Skarz thinks he's too old for us. Rosie and Corn have given up on us.....Seb and Keva have patches of activity, but over all, most of our active members have given up on us....And I'm slowly becoming a ghost...
Nevah.
*runs away*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 19, 2020, 04:15:53 PM
Nor I. Ebby's trying to back away a bit, Verdie's activity is....Meh...Scott and Wortshire haven't been seen in a while, Teer is refusing to post in the cellars, Sheev and Russa seem to have disappeared, Bookie and Jarky are busy with school and fics. And your activity is spotted, though it sort of always was. Skarz thinks he's too old for us. Rosie and Corn have given up on us.....Seb and Keva have patches of activity, but over all, most of our active members have given up on us....And I'm slowly becoming a ghost...
Excuse you, ma'am. I've had family stuff goin' on, making me busier, but you can't shake me like that. XD
Lass's reverse psychology is working wonders. Good job young'un!
Really though, most of the forumers have gone inactive, they pop their heads out sometimes, but over all, Hiag and I are the only ones who post consistently. Everyone else just ghosts.
Pretty sure that, except for the weekends, I post every day >_>
Not consistently. And often only in like, three topics. The new norm is two people on, if any.
I post fairly often. Barring the two times that I became inactive for a week or two, I've been pretty consistant. In fact, today I've posted in 9 different topics, and that's extremely low compared to the usual, but there weren't really any new posts to respond to -_-. As for being on at the same time as you, that's a different matter. (Not that any of this really matters :giggle:)
Of course, most of my posts are in the cellars, so I guess they don't count >_>
To be fair, I've been trying to step away for a while. I just popped on to send Lass a PM and found Wylder's post on my ask thread.
*Infant Ebby completely gives up on ever getting another firebending lesson and goes away to die in a hole* *or up a tree, considering she isn't fond of underground places*
*Is sad Ebby ignored all my posts*
(I didn't ignore all your posts, I merely chose not to react because you are trying to annoy me.)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 20, 2020, 02:52:15 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 19, 2020, 04:15:53 PM
Nor I. Ebby's trying to back away a bit, Verdie's activity is....Meh...Scott and Wortshire haven't been seen in a while, Teer is refusing to post in the cellars, Sheev and Russa seem to have disappeared, Bookie and Jarky are busy with school and fics. And your activity is spotted, though it sort of always was. Skarz thinks he's too old for us. Rosie and Corn have given up on us.....Seb and Keva have patches of activity, but over all, most of our active members have given up on us....And I'm slowly becoming a ghost...
Nevah.
I echo this sentiment. Not on my watch.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 13, 2020, 02:18:13 PM
*From o'er the hills a resounding echo sweeps across the lands.*
HEIIIIIIMLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!
*From the horizon hidden by the rising sun, a figure appears coming forth. Lo, 'tis Kade! The Otterbadger draws ever closer, intent on providing Infant Ebby with the powerful healing magic of the Heimlich Maneuver.*
This. Was. Hilarious. :laugh:
Seb, you posting and then disappearing is living proof of my statement.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 21, 2020, 03:38:59 AM
(I didn't ignore all your posts, I merely chose not to react because you are trying to annoy me.)
(.....I wasn't?....I was singing you-Infant Ebby, to sleep...As far as I know, my singing has never annoyed you...)
EDIT: Oh look at that, Seb's ghosting us.
So you didn't see those threads I just posted in? :giggle:
Edit: And no, I'm not referring to the ones I posted in after this post. I was referring to the 10+ immediately before it. :P
Quote from: lass of something much on October 21, 2020, 05:30:37 AM
Seb, you posting and then disappearing is living proof of my statement.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 21, 2020, 03:38:59 AM
(I didn't ignore all your posts, I merely chose not to react because you are trying to annoy me.)
(.....I wasn't?....I was singing you-Infant Ebby, to sleep...As far as I know, my singing has never annoyed you...)
I was referring to this:
Quote from: lass of something much on October 20, 2020, 02:12:28 AM
Ebanok is cute! ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on October 20, 2020, 06:55:04 AM
Really though, most of the forumers have gone inactive, they pop their heads out sometimes, but over all, Hiag and I are the only ones who post consistently. Everyone else just ghosts.
I S T I L L L I V E C Y K A B L Y A T
*Posts nonexistently.*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 21, 2020, 08:26:57 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 20, 2020, 06:55:04 AM
Really though, most of the forumers have gone inactive, they pop their heads out sometimes, but over all, Hiag and I are the only ones who post consistently. Everyone else just ghosts.
I S T I L L L I V E C Y K A B L Y A T
*Tries not to be upset..................Fails*
Excuse me for a moment as I go to try and deal with my emotions.....*runs off*
*Grabs Lass and slowly pulls her back.* You need a hobby.
I-I-*sob* have hobbies....*bursts into tears* I'm just really emotional right now!
*Le comfort*
*quietly retreats*
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I do not speak anime.
That... that isn't anime >_>
Looks similar.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/7c28bb7dff885f3082a588f82de294f0/4fb304b5d0c33dde-35/s540x810/94f10f62dbc280f3683c6871f761716f5178cbc0.gif)
I don't think he was being very serious or intense, based on his use of "le" :giggle:
I meant I'm chill...I just missed a word
Gotcha gotcha :laugh:
*Infant Ebby finds a suitable tree to die in*
But why?
Ebby, don't! *teenage Dotti rushes to grab Ebby*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 21, 2020, 04:36:55 PM
*quietly retreats*
*Head pats, or at least, tries to.* Sorry, One-eye..I was just jokin' around...
Perhaps.
(No, she's given up on life because she doesn't think she's ever going to master firebending because she's not getting anymore lessons.)
*Rolls eyes.*
(It's all Kade's fault.)
*Infant Ebby reaches a suitable dying-place in the tree and proceeds to die*
*Applauds Infant Ebby's dramaticism.*
*Infant Ebby pulls a hemlock sapling out of her pocket and eats it*
*Takes the hemlock away from Infant Ebby.* You'd better stop that, or I'll be the one eating you, little missy.
*Infant Ebby regards Kade skeptically* How is the tree still standin'?
I'm levitating, of course.
Oh. Of course. *Infant Ebby is unsure what that means*
I can fly.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 22, 2020, 07:20:43 PM
(No, she's given up on life because she doesn't think she's ever going to master firebending because she's not getting anymore lessons.)
(Now that's just stupid. I've known you as long as I can remember, and so I can say you were not like that as a small child. Stop this nonsense, and do something useful for once.)
You die, like, all the time >_> :giggle:
Quote from: lass of something much on October 20, 2020, 06:55:04 AM
Really though, most of the forumers have gone inactive, they pop their heads out sometimes, but over all, Hiag and I are the only ones who post consistently. Everyone else just ghosts.
I don't post because I have nothing to add. :P I do not possess Head's wonderful gift of randomness nor do I fully 'get' most Cellars shenanigans nowadays, because I somehow turned into a grandma without realizing it, apparently.
Watch out, Kade ol' rascal, ah cun leap higher th'n ye, wot!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 23, 2020, 05:38:31 AM
You die, like, all the time >_> :giggle:
(Thing is, I die because I've been shot, or have been yeeted off a cliff. Also I've been dramatic and stupid all my life, I have the excuse of actually being like this, but Ebby doesn't. And she wasn't when she was a small child either.)
(I don't think she's trying to portray "Infant Ebby" as who she was as a younger chook. It's just a persona.)
Quote from: Dotti Dillworthy on October 23, 2020, 07:24:03 AM
Watch out, Kade ol' rascal, ah cun leap higher th'n ye, wot!
Oh, I believe you madam. I'm simply taking this course of action because, if I didn't, the tree would likely collapse. Being an Otterbadger can be quite troubling at times, to be sure. ^-^
*Infant Ebby leaps from her perch in the tree and lands on Kade's footpaw* *she proceeds to climbs up his leg onto his knee* Kade, Kade! C'n you teach me to fly?
Experience is the best teacher. *Puts some plastic fairy wings on Eb and places her on one end of a seesaw* *Prepares to drop an anvil on the other end*
Ach, nay more buttered zconez fer me, mater, Ah'm off tae play ze grand piano. Pardon me vhoilzt Ah fly in me aeroplane!
*Vonderz if anybeazt getz ze reference*
*Infant Ebby leaps off the seesaw and spins around in a circle, trying to destroy the plastic fairy wings*
Ew, plastic wings. Russa, how could you? There's so many better options for fairy wings.
*Infant Ebby slinks over to Cornflower, whimpering pitifully* Cornflowa, I can't kill the scary wingy thingys. :'(
*helpfully kills them*
*Just lurks*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 23, 2020, 05:50:44 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 20, 2020, 06:55:04 AM
Really though, most of the forumers have gone inactive, they pop their heads out sometimes, but over all, Hiag and I are the only ones who post consistently. Everyone else just ghosts.
I don't post because I have nothing to add. :P I do not possess Head's wonderful gift of randomness nor do I fully 'get' most Cellars shenanigans nowadays, because I somehow turned into a grandma without realizing it, apparently.
Beautifulest grandma ever.
:laugh:
*Builds bunker*
*Starts cooking steak*
*Uzez vind tae zend ze zteak flyin'; Floatz in ze air und hovlz*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 25, 2020, 08:41:52 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 23, 2020, 05:50:44 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 20, 2020, 06:55:04 AM
Really though, most of the forumers have gone inactive, they pop their heads out sometimes, but over all, Hiag and I are the only ones who post consistently. Everyone else just ghosts.
I don't post because I have nothing to add. :P I do not possess Head's wonderful gift of randomness nor do I fully 'get' most Cellars shenanigans nowadays, because I somehow turned into a grandma without realizing it, apparently.
Beautifulest grandma ever.
*FLAILS*
*Scoops up Infant Ebby, since Lass murdered the wings* There there, kiddo. All gone! How about we find you some nice ones, hmm?
*Infant Ebby flattens her ears and snarls, teeth bared*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 25, 2020, 03:16:27 PM
:laugh:
*Builds bunker*
*Starts cooking steak*
*Approaches the steak*
Uh on, bunnnnyyy
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 25, 2020, 01:24:41 AM
Ew, plastic wings. Russa, how could you? There's so many better options for fairy wings.
Yeah, but, like, I dunno where to get higher quality fairy wings, bruh.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 25, 2020, 11:40:20 PM
*Infant Ebby flattens her ears and snarls, teeth bared*
*Takes Infant Ebby from Corn and bops the little tyke on the nose.* No snarling at the friendly grandma. You're supposed to be nice to the ancient ones.
*Patiently vaitz fer Cornflower tae 'it Kade fer cavin' 'er 'ancient'*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 26, 2020, 01:21:49 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 25, 2020, 11:40:20 PM
*Infant Ebby flattens her ears and snarls, teeth bared*
*Takes Infant Ebby from Corn and bops the little tyke on the nose.* No snarling at the friendly grandma. You're supposed to be nice to the ancient ones.
*Infant Ebby would sulk, but Kade is too fluffy*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 25, 2020, 11:40:20 PM
*Infant Ebby flattens her ears and snarls, teeth bared*
o.o
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 26, 2020, 10:09:32 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 25, 2020, 01:24:41 AM
Ew, plastic wings. Russa, how could you? There's so many better options for fairy wings.
Yeah, but, like, I dunno where to get higher quality fairy wings, bruh.
.... Fair point. I don't think I do either, at present.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 26, 2020, 01:21:49 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 25, 2020, 11:40:20 PM
*Infant Ebby flattens her ears and snarls, teeth bared*
*Takes Infant Ebby from Corn and bops the little tyke on the nose.* No snarling at the friendly grandma. You're supposed to be nice to the ancient ones.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 26, 2020, 04:04:01 PM
*Patiently vaitz fer Cornflower tae 'it Kade fer cavin' 'er 'ancient'*
*Scowls at Kade, twirling frying pan* I'm not ancient!
*Infant Ebby growls at the frying pan and its wielder* If you come near us I choppa yore tail off with a big knife!
You've been spending too much time around those ruffians, Lass and Scott, haven't you?
Heeeeeeeeyyy-......Fair point, actually...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2020, 01:48:16 AM
You've been spending too much time around those ruffians, Lass and Scott, haven't you?
*Infant Ebby scowls at Kade* Well I would firebend her but
somebeast hasn't bin giving me lessins!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2020, 01:48:16 AM
You've been spending too much time around those ruffians, Lass and Scott, haven't you?
ahem this is
my influence, tyvm.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 27, 2020, 01:56:53 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2020, 01:48:16 AM
You've been spending too much time around those ruffians, Lass and Scott, haven't you?
*Infant Ebby scowls at Kade* Well I would firebend her but somebeast hasn't bin giving me lessins!
How can I teach you when you won't even listen to what has already been taught? A large part of my last lesson was to learn to control your emotions. It doesn't even seem like you're trying, little one.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 27, 2020, 01:46:07 AM
*Infant Ebby growls at the frying pan and its wielder* If you come near us I choppa yore tail off with a big knife!
He called me ancient!
(Teer, are you okay? You didn't captitalise your sentence.)
*Infant Ebby ignores Cornflower* I's sorry. I don't really know how.
She also didn't put in a needed comma and used text speech and you're worried about the capitalization?
(I'm wondering if it was Lass >_>)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 27, 2020, 02:11:02 AM
(Teer, are you okay? You didn't captitalise your sentence.)
*Infant Ebby ignores Cornflower* I's sorry. I don't really know how.
Of course you don't; you have to start trying. You have to practice. It comes naturally to some, while others not so much. It's a matter of overcoming your own self through sheer will.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 27, 2020, 02:09:26 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 27, 2020, 01:46:07 AM
*Infant Ebby growls at the frying pan and its wielder* If you come near us I choppa yore tail off with a big knife!
He called me ancient!
It's but a simple term of... uh...
respect. Yes, that.
respect nothing
your sus
Okay, this is scary.
(TEER HAS BEEN ABTUCTED BY GUESTS! Or maybe aliens.)
*Infant Ebby practises the first firebending exercise she was given, over and over and over again*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2020, 02:16:28 AM
(I'm wondering if it was Lass >_>)
.....I was asleep on the kitchen floor most of the day...So...Count me out..
that mustof been comfortable
Witchcraft.
wat
Quote from: lass of something much on October 27, 2020, 06:03:25 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2020, 02:16:28 AM
(I'm wondering if it was Lass >_>)
.....I was asleep on the kitchen floor most of the day...So...Count me out..
Ok, I feel like I'm losing since I'm asking this, but... whyyyyy?
Nothing. She is Teer, and she's probably laughing at you now. :giggle:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2020, 01:12:00 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 27, 2020, 06:03:25 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2020, 02:16:28 AM
(I'm wondering if it was Lass >_>)
.....I was asleep on the kitchen floor most of the day...So...Count me out..
Ok, I feel like I'm losing since I'm asking this, but... whyyyyy?
....I did one too many all nighters in a row....
How 'bout... don't?
Meh at thee. I was working.
Working on dying at an early age >_>
No. I needed to get my intober prompts done. Plus I had dishes to do. Speaking of which, I should go do my dishes... (I've done the inktober prompt already, thankfully)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2020, 03:45:08 PM
Working on dying at an early age >_>
*Melts into the background*
GoOd To Be FrEe OnCe MoRe.
OnE mOrE dOwN.
UgH, It Is TiReSoMe To SpEak LiKe ThIs.
This is much better.
I don't think I like the direction things are starting to go....
your also being overly dramatic wiwwyp?
(I may have gone slightly too far there)
Nah, mate.
Ach... *Floatz in ze air*
Sorry, mate.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 27, 2020, 08:48:52 PM
your also being overly dramatic wiwwyp?
(I may have gone slightly too far there)
.... I don't even know that acronym. *Squints at Teer*
igg
it means what is wrong with you people
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2020, 03:45:08 PM
Working on dying at an early age >_>
(I am a good fish. I have only done one allnighter in my entire life.)
(And she hated the experience so much that she's decided to never do it again)
(No, I plan to do it again these holidays.)
I frequently pull all-nighters.
silly goose
Teer, you're freaking me out.
Oh, deepest apologies. Please forgive me.
(You are forgiven.)
*Infant Ebby becomes bored of practising the firebending move Kade gave her and tries to set fire to Teer's scales*
*lets corner of mouth rise slightly in amusement* Taniwha scales aren't burnable, Eb.
*Infant Ebby is practising perseverance*
Fair enough, then.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
*Continuez 'overin'*
Good for you, mate.
The first step is to grow wings.
*Sticks molted feathers all over self* Done, next?
Now you has t'learn t'firebend.
.....*uses the power of chaos to give Corn real wings*
Spoiler
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Congratulations! Now flap them.
(Those were for Cornflower, by the by.)
*Flaps and promptly falls on face*
Oof
*Infant Ebby stops flinging fire at Teer's scales and runs over to Cornflower* Are you hurted, Cornflower? *Infant Ebby tries to haul her upright*
*Drops the One Ring into thread*
*Infant Ebby's ears flatten against her skull and her hackles rise* *she growls deep in her throat*
*eats the ring before it can cause problems*
(Well, you know. Great minds think alike and all that.)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 30, 2020, 01:54:21 AM
*Flaps and promptly falls on face*
Skillz.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2020, 07:11:10 AM
*eats the ring before it can cause problems*
I believe that was mine. Please do hand it over.
*Infant Ebby stops trying to haul Cornflower upright and charges at Kade* *Infant Ebby wraps herself around his footpaws* No! Bad, BAD Ring! It turns you into Gollum, and then you have no more floof and I be sad! :'(
Now now, dear, everybeast knows that the Ring is good for keeping a luxurious coat of fur. And that's doubly important for me, since my fur is oh so special.
*Infant Ebby begins crying and doesn't let go*
*Rushes into thread, looking for my engagement ring.*
Here you go Verdauga.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:05:23 PM
*Rushes into thread, looking for my engagement ring.*
You have an engagement ring?
Sweet!
*Takes the candy pop.*
Say, have you seen my engagement ring?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:11:10 PM
Sweet!
*Takes the candy pop.*
Say, have you seen my engagement ring?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:09:25 PM
Here you go Verdauga.
Spoiler
(https://zcandybar.com/uploads/8/4/0/9/84091850/s827871213803377284_p150_i20_w2084.jpeg)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:05:23 PM
*Rushes into thread, looking for my engagement ring.*
^^^(You have an engagement ring?
Ah.)
Well, I have to propose somehow, right? An empty box only works with cats.
ExCUSE ME?!
I mean, he isn't wrong.
Was I mumbling again? Goodness.
*splutters indignantly*
What? I didn't say it would work with wildcats.
Probably would though >_>
I do like empty boxes, but that doesn't mean they work as engagement rings.
Speaking of, Have you seen my engagement ring, Eb?
Not sure. What does it look like?
Simple thing. Gold, I guess. Somebody said it was cursed, but I don't believe them. I added a little diamond to it.
Not my Ring then. That sucker is unmodifiable.
Well, it was a really cool specimen! I dug it out of a mountain on another world!
O_O Um...the One Ring was destroyed when it was thrown into Mount Doom. Not even Melkor could have brought it back.
Calling Teer "Mount Doom" is kinda rude.
Why so? Taniwha were born from volcanoes. Possibly underwater volcanoes, but whatever.
Why are you calling her fat?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:34:41 PM
Calling Teer "Mount Doom" is kinda rude.
Wait a second. . . did Teer eat my engagement ring?
No, she ate my Ring. Your ring is somewhere else.
Stop calling Teer fat. It's extremely rude.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:38:35 PM
No, she ate my Ring. Your ring is somewhere else.
don't give me that. You were going to propose with a ring pop. Though, I could see why people would eat those.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:39:41 PM
Stop calling Teer fat. It's extremely rude.
I'M NOT! When did I call her fat?
When Kade started developing reading problems.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:41:39 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:39:41 PM
Stop calling Teer fat. It's extremely rude.
I'M NOT! When did I call her fat?
Look, if you stop now, I promise not to tell her. I'm still very disappointed though.
See what I mean?
She wouldn't care if you did because it's not true!
Eb, I can't believe that you'd do something like this. I really thought better of you.
*screams* I didn't do anything! I was talking (Tolkien?) about Mount Doom in Middle Earth! Eä, the World that Is! WHatever you want to call it.
*Shakes head.* I just... I can't believe you. I hope Teer never sees this.
Fine, don't believe me. Why should you? I'm only your wife!
*Is frankly just waiting for Teer to be on at this point.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:25:19 PM
Speaking of, Have you seen my engagement ring, Eb?
I has! I has! It was in da sink! /me runs up to Verdie and hands him the ring
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:49:32 PM
Fine, don't believe me. Why should you? I'm only your wife!
Oh yeah? When was the last time you
acted like my wife, huh? It's obvious that you're disgusted by my very appearance! Every time that I'm near, you look away from me. That hurts, you know?
Quote from: lass of something much on October 30, 2020, 08:53:44 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:25:19 PM
Speaking of, Have you seen my engagement ring, Eb?
I has! I has! It was in da sink! /me runs up to Verdie and hands him the ring
Awesome!! . . . How'd it get in there?
I nono!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:54:56 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:49:32 PM
Fine, don't believe me. Why should you? I'm only your wife!
Oh yeah? When was the last time you acted like my wife, huh? It's obvious that you're disgusted by my very appearance! Every time that I'm near, you look away from me. That hurts, you know?
I am not and I do not!
I remember recently that all I did was yawn and you started whimpering, unable to stand the sight of my face. Hmph.
I thought you were about to eat me!
AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?! If you actually thought of yourself as my wife, that idea would have never even crossed your mind! This is exactly what I mean.
*snaps* I'm sorry if I offended you. (I actually have to go now, sorry. I've been on the laptop all morning.)
You clearly aren't.
(Lol, that's ok ^-^ Have fun and enjoy your weekend 'till you get back on)
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:51:55 PM
*Is frankly just waiting for Teer to be on at this point.
Hello, honeyfish! How are you?
I'm doing well! Just recovered my engagement ring. And how are you doing, darling?
I'm doing splendidly! About to go to the beach to celebrate my nephew's birthday.
Nice! Tell him I said happy birthday.
Wish him well!
Also, those last two pages before this one made me laugh.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:19:16 PM
You clearly aren't.
(Lol, that's ok ^-^ Have fun and enjoy your weekend 'till you get back on)
*visibly deflates* Okay, I am actually sorry, and I hope you can forgive me. How would you prefer me to act?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 10:46:12 PM
Nice! Tell him I said happy birthday.
Mm, alrighty. (I mean, I didn't see that until now, so I didn't, but I don't think he'd understand anyway, as he's just turned one)
On another note:
The Grey Coincidence 01:30:54 PM Viewing the topic lass's standard Art.
O.O
*Internal screaming*
*A ghost posts.*
*A pozt ghoztz*
*Continuez 'overin' in ze air*
*Lifts face from the ground* How're you doin' that?
Flap the wings, my friend.
Airbendin'.
*applauds*
🤯🥵😱🥵🤢😵🤪😳😬🤕😷🥶
And no I'm not bored😉
*OoooooOOOoooo*
👟🥾🥿
Pick a shoe
I want the tramping boot.
Nah, it's mine. ;D
🥾🥾🥾🥾
Quote from: Evie on November 03, 2020, 02:25:33 AM
👟🥾🥿
Pick a shoe
(https://static.zerochan.net/Pikachu.full.1037761.jpg)
AWWWWWW
That's pretty cute:)
(https://i.gifer.com/Ydj6.gif)
That... not so much.
V^V
What are you talking about? It's adorable!
/me waddles around happily
What a cursed?
*Watches from above*
*Watches from the side.*
*Watches from the other side*
*Watches from below
That's neat.
Isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Verdauga, you're neat.
*Turns bright red.* Thank you.
Awww!
I'm assuming this exchange went in the Adorable Posts thread? :laugh:
🐣
I was super confused when I first saw that, lol.
Why?Its a cute little chick.
My face is a cute little chick.
I am not as weird as I sound, you gotta believe me. :laugh: Here, I'm sure my friends will back me up. *Shoves and nudges whoever is in the thread*
Aye, 'e'z e'en more zae. *Zetz Sebias' 'air on fire* Zee? E'en 'iz 'air iz on fire.
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.hutAkfa2KXDDYqtqAZDVFgHaHa%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
Fancy.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 08, 2020, 12:20:03 AM
Aye, 'e'z e'en more zae. *Zetz Sebias' 'air on fire* Zee? E'en 'iz 'air iz on fire.
*Sends Hiag a kick, wrapped and decorated with a pink bow*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2020, 11:12:05 PM
My face is a cute little chick.
I am not as weird as I sound, you gotta believe me. :laugh: Here, I'm sure my friends will back me up. *Shoves and nudges whoever is in the thread*
What? Oh...yeah. Seb here is totes normal. He just happens to have a baby chicken for a face.
It's so nice being able to put a face to your username now, Russa. ^-^
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. ^-^
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 08, 2020, 07:44:53 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 07, 2020, 11:12:05 PM
My face is a cute little chick.
I am not as weird as I sound, you gotta believe me. :laugh: Here, I'm sure my friends will back me up. *Shoves and nudges whoever is in the thread*
What? Oh...yeah. Seb here is totes normal. He just happens to have a baby chicken for a face.
lol
Quote from: Verdauga on November 08, 2020, 02:13:43 AM
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Master is a pretty rubbish brand of padlock.
How long would it take you to pick that lock, Teer?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 08, 2020, 06:59:54 AM
Fancy.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 08, 2020, 12:20:03 AM
Aye, 'e'z e'en more zae. *Zetz Sebias' 'air on fire* Zee? E'en 'iz 'air iz on fire.
*Sends Hiag a kick, wrapped and decorated with a pink bow*
*Avoidz it und airbendz an air blazt at 'im, zendin' Sebias flyin' intae ze vall*
/me claps her paws happily, making the water around her swoosh about.
*Hops back up and swats Hiag's face with Mjolnir, then summons some lightning to fry him*
*Avoidz ze firzt, zen (zankee tae me Darth Nox alternate perzonality) zvatz ze loightnin' eazily azoide; airbendz anozer air blazt at Sebias' pavz tae knock 'iz veapon flyin' off*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 08, 2020, 06:59:43 PM
How long would it take you to pick that lock, Teer?
Depends what kind of plug it has and whether or not it has anti pick functions. (And, if so, what kind)
'Kay.
I should be reading history, but I am not. -_-
You should read The Silmarillion.
Yeah, I really should at some point.
DO IT NOW.
No pressure. :)
I should do it too!
Yes.
I kinda have a few things on my plate at the moment, but I would like to in future.
Alrighty. I'll get onto some other books then, when you're ready, tell me and we'll have a race.
Oooh, fun. I shall.
Excellent!
Hey guys, just a friendly reminder that if you don't lock this topic by new years day you all may be subject to some form of punishment. ;D
Like what?
To be entirely honest, Sheev, I had difficulty taking you seriously from the beginning and meeting you in real life hasn't made things any better.
Lol!
How's the small one?
I just asked him and he said, "Good. I'm a good man."
Excellent! He's a very good man.
Indeed, he is.
Very manly, not quite as fluffy as Kade.
Yup, he was fluffier before he got a haircut.
That's fair. I was too.
Heh.
Thinking of getting a haircut myself.
Hmmm... how much are you thinking of taking off?
*A mysterious figure in a coat leaves a post.*
Now who in the world is just leaving posts laying around? *Picks up post and chucks it out of the thread.*
*Ze pozt beginz cryin'*
Shame on you, Rivok. >:( *Brings the post back to its family(us)* *Beats Kade with an oak cudgel* >8(
#rude
*Another mysterious figure in a coat comes and restrains Sheev's cudgel.*
*Beats said figure till daybreak* :D
*As the cudgel is restrained, this must be done another way.*
*Striking this figure seems similar to striking a wall of steel.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 11, 2020, 09:23:15 AM
Hmmm... how much are you thinking of taking off?
About three or four inches.
Oh yeah, sounds good.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2020, 01:17:56 PM
*A mysterious figure in a coat leaves a post.*
*taps the mysterious figure on the shoulder, then kisses his nose*
(O_O Well...) *The mysyerious figure is not Verdauga.*
*Oh. Well... this is awkward*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 11, 2020, 07:30:27 PM
Shame on you, Rivok. >:( *Brings the post back to its family(us)* *Beats Kade with an oak cudgel* >8(
Bad, bad Sheev! Don't make me drive all the way back to the Land of Orcs and give you a taste of your own medicine!
Yes, come. We'll even provide you with a cudgel.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 12, 2020, 01:26:06 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2020, 01:17:56 PM
*A mysterious figure in a coat leaves a post.*
*taps the mysterious figure on the shoulder, then kisses his nose*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 12, 2020, 01:27:39 AM
(O_O Well...) *The mysyerious figure is not Verdauga.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 12, 2020, 01:28:40 AM
*Oh. Well... this is awkward*
Yes, very.
*The mysterious figure staggers off, unsure of how else to react.*
Just wait until Verdauga hears about this.
Hopefully he... won't?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 12, 2020, 01:40:27 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 11, 2020, 07:30:27 PM
Shame on you, Rivok. >:( *Brings the post back to its family(us)* *Beats Kade with an oak cudgel* >8(
Bad, bad Sheev! Don't make me drive all the way back to the Land of Orcs and give you a taste of your own medicine!
I'm coming too! No way you're going to visit Doogy without me!
*Smacks Kade with the flat of Thomasbane.*
*Hugs Teer.* Sorry about that, honeylove. I shouldn't have sent him here, but if he has to, he'll identify himself to avoid confusion.
Mm, it's fine. I think next time I'll just let him be mysterious.
I feel sorry for the mysterious figure, honestly.
It's what he gets for acting so mysterious.
Ehhhhhhhh. I don't think being mysterious is THAT deserving of a nose kiss.
Well, I think nose kisses should be outlawed anyways, so I guess you're right.
I'm still wondering why this topic isn't locked.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 13, 2020, 09:56:34 PM
Ehhhhhhhh. I don't think being mysterious is THAT deserving of a nose kiss.
It's really not that bad.
Though it gets difficult, sometimes, when there's nothing handy to stand on. Verdauga's tall.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 14, 2020, 01:28:30 AM
I'm still wondering why this topic isn't locked.
It needs to get to a thousand pages.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2020, 12:08:30 AM
Well, I think nose kisses should be outlawed anyways, so I guess you're right.
Agreed.
^Yes.
Nyeh.
Welp, start spamming everyone!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Taniwha to Chip. Come in. Over.
*Comes over and barges in* I'm hoooOOooome!
... Daddy!
O.O
*infant Teer runs up to Seb and flings her arms around his legs*
I mithed you.
This is creepy. O.O *Holds up the chook* Who are you?
*claps paws and giggles* Not telling!
You, uh... you have many dads.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2020, 09:49:43 AM
*infant Teer runs up to Seb and flings her arms around his legs*
I mithed you.
I wondered how long it would take before Teer became an infant, to be honest.
Ach... *Quietly floatz in ze air*
*Squints at Teer's left eyeball* You seem familiar...
*wonders why Seb is holding onto my nose* Aaaahhh...
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2020, 12:35:23 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2020, 09:49:43 AM
*infant Teer runs up to Seb and flings her arms around his legs*
I mithed you.
I wondered how long it would take before Teer became an infant, to be honest.
Heh.
Wait.
*Looks down at self.*
Good. still an emo teen. Really worried there.
Well, I think Kade's my grandfather now.
And Eb is your grandma?
Apparently.
And I'm Kade's grandma.
Alrighty.
And I'm the forum mom! : D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 15, 2020, 12:01:30 AM
Well, I think Kade's my grandfather now.
...hai?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 15, 2020, 08:37:41 AM
And I'm Kade's grandma.
Grandma! *Hugs Russa.* I thought you were dead!
I also thought you were my weird aunt that lives in a van that shows up at my house unexpectedly with baked goods, but whatevs.Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 15, 2020, 10:54:05 PM
And I'm the forum grandma! : D
Quite so, quite so.
Yes.
Very much so.
Alrighty, things are getting slightly out of paw, here, so I'll just come clean and tell you that I was joking.
I'm really quite surprised you beasts all fell for it.
How dare you lie to your grandpa like that.
Sorry.
*visible confusion*
Heh.
*Sneaks up behind Teer, and whisks her off her feet.*
*squeaks, then looks up at Verdauga and smiles* Hello!
*Blushes and grins.*Hey.
Hi, people...I'm back
Hi back; I'm Verdauga.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 16, 2020, 12:21:27 PM
*Blushes and grins.*Hey.
*reaches up and kisses Verdauga's chin*
*Kisses Teer's forehead and sets her back down on the ground.*
*grins* Any particular reason for that?
I love you.
I love you too.
And me. *Hugs Teer and Verdauga*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2020, 12:53:01 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 15, 2020, 08:37:41 AM
And I'm Kade's grandma.
Grandma! *Hugs Russa.* I thought you were dead! I also thought you were my weird aunt that lives in a van that shows up at my house unexpectedly with baked goods, but whatevs.
Yes, I was dead until recently. ^-^
Quote from: lass of something much on November 16, 2020, 07:42:01 PM
Hi, people...I'm back
Yaaas! Welcome back!
Heh.
Only 70 pages? How disappointing. Good job I'm maybe back. Not front.
Hi back, I'm back too.
Eyyyyyyy!
Indeed.
Yeah, well, YOUR FAACCCEE...I think
Huh?
Hey, Booklover, great to see you!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 17, 2020, 03:36:06 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 16, 2020, 08:21:55 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 16, 2020, 12:21:27 PM
*Blushes and grins.*Hey.
*reaches up and kisses Verdauga's chin*
It was cute until this.
Seriously? You can't handle anything. It's a chin. Not disgusting in the slightest. Besides, I couldn't reach anything else.
Quote from: Booklover on November 17, 2020, 09:35:57 AM
Huh?
Aw...You didn't say:
Spoiler
You're an apprentice, you're not ready to think
Sorry? Maybe I should get some quill and parchment to write it down on to remind me.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
*feels like he walked into a room that contains confusion in physical form*
No, it's befuddlement incarnate.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 17, 2020, 08:37:06 PM
*feels like he walked into a room that contains confusion in physical form*
HAAAHHHHHH!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 17, 2020, 08:44:15 PM
No, it's befuddlement incarnate.
You do realise that that's essentially the same thing, right?
=_= Yes, yes I do.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 17, 2020, 08:37:06 PM
*feels like he walked into a room that contains confusion in physical form*
Oh yeah, you probably haven't met Booklover. She was here a while ago, but left us and is now back, so we're just catching up on life.
..Az vell az Ze Univerze, Und Everyzin'.
*Sulks because Scott keeps calling himself an idiot*
Naturally.
*Anime girl sulking intensifies*
*le gasp*
*Non-anime guy posting does not intensify.*
*Strumps*
*Strops.*
*sobs*
*Hugs Lass*
*cuddles* More proof you're not an idiot
🎵Self-deprecaaaaaatiooooon!🎵
Quote from: Verdauga on November 18, 2020, 12:07:50 AM
🎵Self-deprecaaaaaatiooooon!🎵
You have a wonderful singing voice, dear.
I frankly don't, but thanks! I often sing solow no one can hear me.
Same my dude!
Low voices are great.
Low in volume, sadly, not in pitch.
Ah, I see.
Fair.
*Sets up a futon.* Now that Lass and Scott aren't doing anything dangerous, I finally have time to rest. Care to sit?
Sure. What's a Futon?
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.S93kMA7sWCCDP1_XW048AwHaE8%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
Sort of a sofa thing, but more easily transitioned into a bed.
Ah, gotcha. Fancy.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 17, 2020, 09:40:09 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 17, 2020, 08:37:06 PM
*feels like he walked into a room that contains confusion in physical form*
Oh yeah, you probably haven't met Booklover. She was here a while ago, but left us and is now back, so we're just catching up on life.
Hi.
That sofa looks...
deliciousComfortable.
Wait a second... we're meant to get a it locked by New Year's Day 2021?
Yep.. (Next years new years day, but Sheev is a pain, and Corn murged the two topixs)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 18, 2020, 12:09:24 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on November 18, 2020, 12:06:47 AM
*cuddles* More proof you're not an idiot
How so?
*Smiles and tries to cover her blushing face by looking down*
You always know when I need a hug..
*Anti-cuddles*
*hugs*
*The ants hug Bookie*
Umm.. how big are the ants, exactly?
Spoiler
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768017944344526858/778533198056652850/Ant.png)
Except there are a million or so ants. I added the labels so you don't get mixed up.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 18, 2020, 01:43:04 AM
Low voices are great.
Yeah... My voice isn't particularly low.
Oh well.
Great drawing. Not as sarcastic as you might think.
I especially love how detailed Book's face is! Very well done.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 18, 2020, 08:13:56 AM
Spoiler
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768017944344526858/778533198056652850/Ant.png)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 18, 2020, 01:43:04 AM
Low voices are great.
Yeah... My voice isn't particularly low.
*Giggles quietly so as not to hurt Scott's ears*
Ooo, buuurn
What's up with Scott's ears?
Yeah.
Quote from: Booklover on November 18, 2020, 10:06:18 AM
What's up with Scott's ears?
Nothing, I just happen to be very close to them at present...
I thought you'd double posted for a second because you and Teer have really similar profile pics.
Ah, I see.
*Gets up and kicks down a convenient door.*
HEY Y'ALL HOW'S IT GOING?
*Whimpers very quietly, but is inwardly screaming*
Why? *plays happy music in an attempt to cheer Lass up*
*The ants steal the music*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 18, 2020, 10:29:17 PM
*Gets up and kicks down a convenient door.*
HEY Y'ALL HOW'S IT GOING?
*was hiding behind the door, waiting to surprise Verdauga with a tray of cupcakes* Ouch. *cupcakes are now ruined, I am slightly squashed and the door is on top of it all*
I-I-I-I thought you were at the futon! That's why I got up and kicked down the door over here; I-I-I-I....*Sigh* Sorry.
*Holds out hand/paw/claw/ phalangenal hub to Teer.* Here. Help you up.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 19, 2020, 07:24:55 AM
*The ants steal the music*
They can't do that! That's stealing, that is! Oy, whoever-happens-to-be-whatever-passes-for-a-cellars-law-enforcer, the ants have stolen the music!
*retrieves the music.*
Quote from: Booklover on November 18, 2020, 10:37:13 PM
Why? *plays happy music in an attempt to cheer Lass up*
Door abuse...
Quote from: Verdauga on November 18, 2020, 10:29:17 PM
*Gets up and kicks down a convenient door.*
HEY Y'ALL HOW'S IT GOING?
Oh... I see...
Why should a door need to be kicked down, though? Don't they all have to be open?
It isn't a matter of it needing to be kicked down, methinks.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 19, 2020, 01:02:58 PM
I-I-I-I thought you were at the futon! That's why I got up and kicked down the door over here; I-I-I-I....*Sigh* Sorry.
*Holds out hand/paw/claw/ phalangenal hub to Teer.* Here. Help you up.
Eh, it's fine. The cupcakes are slightly squished, but I appear to be edible.
Is-- is that a good thing-- or a bad thing?
Wait-
*Brandishes Badger Butcher at Kade.* Stay away!
*Both the Otterbadger and the Taniwha have vanished. A mysterious cackling permeates the surroundings.*
*turns off the mysterious cackling sound effect*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 19, 2020, 08:40:13 PM
Is-- is that a good thing-- or a bad thing?
Wait-
*Brandishes Badger Butcher at Kade.* Stay away!
Hmm... Good question. Probably a bad thing.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 19, 2020, 08:55:12 PM
*Both the Otterbadger and the Taniwha have vanished. A mysterious cackling permeates the surroundings.*
Well, this is inconvenient.
*Sets their opacities to 100%*
Ah! There you are!
*Neither creature is present.*
Yes you are, you're standing right there! ;D
*is not there, but is not entirely sure where is*
*Brushes some cupcake off of Teer's shoulder.*
... What'd I miss?
Verdsteer, then Kade being, well.. Kade
*Frees Scott from her hug*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 20, 2020, 03:49:05 AM
... What'd I miss?
Mclass being the most adorable ship that ever existed.
:-[
*Hides*
Apricots.
Ahem! Yes! Uh- fraut- wait, fruit....
Tomatoes. Which I'm fairly certain are legally vegetables, but still.
Donuts.
Quote from: Booklover on November 20, 2020, 04:36:44 PM
Tomatoes. Which I'm fairly certain are legally vegetables, but still.
They're both
YELLOW CAR!!! :laugh:
I'm confused by the smiling emote. Are you happy to see the car?
I swear it's only 6am for you... (unless I've forgotten the timezone conversion, in which case maybe not, but even then it can't be more than 13 hours ahead, surely).
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 20, 2020, 05:03:15 PM
YELLOW CAR!!! :laugh:
You forgot to say no returns.
6AM for Eb? Porbably.
It is 5 past 6, actually. But close enough.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 20, 2020, 05:04:15 PM
I'm confused by the smiling emote. Are you happy to see the car?
Yes. Dotti May shouts "YELLOW CAR!" whenever she sees one, and I'm just continuing the tradition.
Any of the people from the place that doesn't exist.
(There actually is a place you can find on some maps that doesn't exist. It's located at (0, 0) and I think it's called Null Island.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 20, 2020, 05:06:13 PM
It is 5 past 6, actually. But close enough.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 20, 2020, 05:04:15 PM
I'm confused by the smiling emote. Are you happy to see the car?
Yes. Dotti May shouts "YELLOW CAR!" whenever she sees one, and I'm just continuing the tradition.
Crazy child.
Have you never played the yellow car, no returns game? At all?
Quote from: Booklover on November 20, 2020, 05:07:14 PM
Any of the people from the place that doesn't exist.
(There actually is a place you can find on some maps that doesn't exist. It's located at (0, 0) and I think it's called Null Island.)
Thaaaaat's fun.
*Eats a cookie.*
I usually call them biscuits now. I don't know who I am anymore. o_o
You da best
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 21, 2020, 11:13:07 PM
I usually call them biscuits now. I don't know who I am anymore. o_o
Don't give in Russa! You must resist!
*Eats another cookie.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 21, 2020, 11:13:07 PM
I usually call them biscuits now. I don't know who I am anymore. o_o
Good! Don't stop.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 21, 2020, 11:19:30 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 21, 2020, 11:13:07 PM
I usually call them biscuits now. I don't know who I am anymore. o_o
Don't give in Russa! You must resist!
*puts a paw over Verdauga's mouth* Shush.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 21, 2020, 11:13:07 PM
I usually call them biscuits now. I don't know who I am anymore. o_o
Isn't that a good thing?
Yes, it is.
No! No it isn't!
*removes paw* Ew. Also, yes it is.
Agreed.
Though I do occasionally use cookie, when it says cookie on the packet (sometimes) or when referencing something.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 21, 2020, 11:13:07 PM
I usually call them biscuits now. I don't know who I am anymore. o_o
YES!!! I knew you could do it, Russa! Well done!
Heh!
I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-
Oh, well done! You're becoming really kiwi now!
Used any unfinished similes?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 22, 2020, 06:02:01 AM
Heh!
I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-
And have you stopped calling crisps chips?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 22, 2020, 06:02:01 AM
Heh!
I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-
..... O.O
You've been in NZ too long.
We need to import her back.
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 22, 2020, 05:29:02 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 22, 2020, 06:02:01 AM
Heh!
I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-
..... O.O
You've been in NZ too long.
*delighted and highly evil laughter* She's one of us, now!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2020, 07:00:44 AM
Oh, well done! You're becoming really kiwi now!
Used any unfinished similes?
Nope, I don't think I could bring myself to do that.
Quote from: Booklover on November 22, 2020, 10:03:01 AM
And have you stopped calling crisps chips?
Nah, that's going a little too far. ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2020, 05:54:31 PM
We need to import her back.
Shipping is a tad expensive.
We don't call chips crisps. That would be weird as.
Yeah, I thought that might've been a British thing, but wasn't sure.
Mm, yeah, definitely British.
Eb calls them crisps.
I use the Queen's English because I am a civilised fish.
True.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2020, 05:54:31 PM
We need to import her back.
No. Please don't, we like having her here, plus we haven't had our summernameday feast yet
She's one of us, now. There is no going back.
I sure hope there isn't..
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 23, 2020, 12:48:55 AM
We don't call chips crisps. That would be weird as.
But if you call chips chips, surely calling crisps chips would be confusing?
Eh.
Hmmm...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 23, 2020, 01:51:12 AM
I use the Queen's English because I am a civilised fish.
Indeed, and your accent is very cool.
Quote from: lass of something much on November 23, 2020, 04:39:40 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2020, 05:54:31 PM
We need to import her back.
No. Please don't, we like having her here, plus we haven't had our summernameday feast yet
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 23, 2020, 07:14:20 AM
She's one of us, now. There is no going back.
Quote from: lass of something much on November 23, 2020, 09:54:01 AM
I sure hope there isn't..
^-^
*Sleeps on futon.*
*exists (somewhere)*
*Doesn't exist*
Why not?
*Floatz quietly in ze air*
*sleeps on the floor*
What? It's only 9am for you, isn't it?
Seb was being too interesting last night.
(https://discordapp.com/assets/480eb6b0f6c22cbc1d98d6ff93e1edc1.svg)
YOUR FACE.
*Looks down at Teer.*
You want to get on the futon?
Hmm? Oh, I'm alright. The floor is really quite comfortable.
And here I was wanting to snuggle. Ah well.
*Goes back to sleep.*
I also kinda like the smell of a clean floor.
Yes, clean floors do have a good smell to them.
NZers are. . . Unique.
Mhmm. Do you want some gingerbeer?
Nah, thanks.
Do you want some southern biscuits?
I guess.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2020, 11:09:25 PM
And here I was wanting to snuggle. Ah well.
*Goes back to sleep.*
Just snuggle on the floor then. Might wanna move out of the walkway, though. *Hands Teer a plate of fresh homemade biscuits, straight out of the oven*
*Retrieves billfold.*
We agreed on $12.95 for the biscuits, right?
Those are expensive biscuits.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2020, 11:34:58 PM
*Retrieves billfold.*
We agreed on $12.95 for the biscuits, right?
That'll do me just fine, thanks.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2020, 12:43:00 AM
Those are expensive biscuits.
I gave you 24 of 'em, that's less than 50 cents a biscuit!
How am I supposed to know that? I'm a homeschooler. Do you really expect me to be able to count?
XD As a fellow homeschooler, yes. Don't you know we can count just not do math?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 25, 2020, 08:54:07 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 23, 2020, 01:51:12 AM
I use the Queen's English because I am a civilised fish.
Indeed, and your accent is very cool.
Aww, thankee.
You people are weird. Verdie and Teer, that is.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 26, 2020, 01:30:04 AM
XD As a fellow homeschooler, yes. Don't you know we can count just not do math?
I guess. I mean, I
can count, I'm just too lazy a lot of the time.
YOU PERSONS HAVE BEEN GIFTED BY ENADRID'S AMBASSADOR. KNEEL BEFORE ME AND YOU MAY LIVE. :giggle:
*Hundreds of dung beetles approach*
*pushes a boulder over the dung beetles*
*MANY MORE HUNDREDS OF DUNG BEETLES POUR INTO THE SEEN* THE DUNG BEETLE'S BEGIN DEVOURING ANYTHING THAT POSSESSES LIFE* :giggle:
@Cornflower MM can you please change the thread name back? (Yet another reason I didn't want you to merge the two topics..)
*Pats Lass' head* Corn, there is no need to change the name of this topic. :)
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 26, 2020, 07:45:33 PM
*MANY MORE HUNDREDS OF DUNG BEETLES POUR INTO THE SEEN* THE DUNG BEETLE'S BEGIN DEVOURING ANYTHING THAT POSSESSES LIFE* :giggle:
So basically, they devour each other. And as long as we can't be seen by them (meaning we aren't in the seen), we should be safe.
And Corn, yes there is. Almost all other Cellars topics are pretty much free-for-all, but this one at least has some restrictions.
Quote from: Booklover on November 26, 2020, 08:19:42 PM
So basically, they devour each other.
Booky, your logic his flawed. My dung beetles don't possess life! :giggle: They are controlled by the seed, and the seed alone. 8D
*Eats a biscuit off Teer's plate.*
So, how is/was everyone's Thanksgiving?
Yeah, ours was pretty good. We ate turkey and fewd with friends.
That sounds awesome.
I did school today. It was tiring, if soaked and warm.
I had a bit of a busy day but it was good. Lots of good food with a few family members.
Why did you change the name back? This is The Cellars. :( The Cellars' little side note says to post your pointless spam here! (POST COUNT IS OFF) :D :giggle:
Because it was requested of me to do so. This is a more "staple" Cellars topic, if it were one of countless others I wouldn't care at all about it being hijacked.
Um, I made this topic so... Also, I was planning to change it back after my subjects had converted to my newly formed cult. 8D :) >8( >:D
Ah, I see. As long as you're gonna turn it back in a few days go right ahead.
Thanks, friend! You truly are a contribution to the staff community. :)
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 26, 2020, 11:19:11 PM
Yeah, ours was pretty good. We ate turkey and fewd with friends.
...Fewd?
Mm. (https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.vox-cdn.com%2Fthumbor%2Fac7ASZv45HVKnQopNScliNeNZd0%3D%2F55x0%3A944x667%2F1200x900%2Ffilters%3Afocal(55x0%3A944x667)%2Fcdn.vox-cdn.com%2Fuploads%2Fchorus_image%2Fimage%2F51771041%2Fshutterstock_334085441.0.0.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
*Body begins trembling alright*
*Storm clouds gather and thunder rumbles*
*Mjolnir comes to paw*
Gimme a piece of that lovely pie please!
*begins devouring the flowers*
*Sits in an office chair.*
*Posts a leave.*
(https://static.scientificamerican.com/sciam/cache/file/7C475771-1694-4476-BBA90B04A02BE7D6_source.jpg)
HELLO
Lass, you heathen.
For what?
No punctuation, much!
What if it's something much?
Then it would be perfectly acceptable.
But, as you can see, it isn't, so it isn't.
You appear to have gotten the joke, but okay.
... Sweet as, bro.
Totes.
Absolutely.
*Leaves a post.*
Hey, you dropped this! *Picks up Verdauga's post and hands it to him*
Oh! Thanks!
*Takes the post.*
*is happily singing opera*
*Is happily listening to Teer singing opera*
Figaro!
Yeah, that cat.
What?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f9fc3474e2d4457599d44d3d0cc82d7a/tenor.gif?itemid=7422967)
^ That cat.
Oh.
Yup.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 28, 2020, 01:47:58 AM
Oh! Thanks!
*Takes the post.*
I was about to say that that's stealing, but then I realised the context of it.
Hah!
Have you ever wondered how Harry Potter would have been different if Harry was put in Slytherin?
Many times.
I mean, quite a lot of my favourite HP fanfics are Slytherin!Harry.
Someone say "Food"?
Well... you did.
I DID!
oh boy we better get cooking
*rubs hands excitedly*
Nice to see you, Kolman. (Stupid autoincorrect thoughtI wanted to say Kilmarnock. Why?)
The question is, what kind of food?
I could ask him if you want
Please do, I'm interested in the answer.
Oòooh, me too!
And me. I'm sure it will prove to be imteresting.
Deedoodum.
So it turns out he's still in the planning phase, but he's lookig for some volunteers.
You're such a wannabe powerplayer, hey? :giggle:
Are- are you talking to a mirror? ;)
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2020, 11:09:34 PM
So it turns out he's still in the planning phase, but he's lookig for some volunteers.
Volunteers.....?
Yes, or volunTeers, if that means the same thing. Must be a big meal.
To help cook, or to BE cooked
To HELP cook. Kolman doesn't have any "designs" like that.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 30, 2020, 12:29:40 AM
To help cook, or to BE cooked
What kind of a beast do you take me for?
And yes I would love some Volunteers, I'm currently looking for some great recipes to make if anyone has any ideas.
Ooooh, I volunteer! I have some great recipes! What sort are you looking for?
Quote from: Kolman on November 30, 2020, 12:57:33 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 30, 2020, 12:29:40 AM
To help cook, or to BE cooked
What kind of a beast do you take me for?
And yes I would love some Volunteers, I'm currently looking for some great recipes to make if anyone has any ideas.
It's the Cellars, you never know.
*Grabs apron* I can bake! Cookies, pie, fun breads, biscuits. I can cook a bit, too.
I can do it better than Corn!
I'll let him know he has two so far.
some Pies and pastries sound wonderful, I'll start making a nice stew for us as well.
Anyone have any specific suggestions or want to join in?
Broccoli und chocolate zauce mixed viz fried Fizh!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 30, 2020, 05:44:44 PM
Broccoli und chocolate zauce mixed viz fried Fizh!
I'm sure that's wonderful.
Ah've ne'er tried it, but Ah loike it.
Alzae, vhy did ze topic'z name change?
Sheev.
Zat anzver zolvez everyzin'. *Zree Dalekz entre ze topic*
A shriek fills the air as a flock of Jatayu and Anzu led by a Garuda swoop in and begin feeding on the beetles.
*Ze flezh-eatin' Zcarabz from Ze Mummy appear*
*Mr. Woofers bounds into the topic.*
*Boom! Boom! Boom! Ba-boom!*
*Does best Geoff Castellucci impression and fails miserably* *Coughs*
*Sends Mr. Woofers over to Corn via teleportation.*
Quote from: Kolman on November 30, 2020, 03:01:01 PM
some Pies and pastries sound wonderful, I'll start making a nice stew for us as well.
Anyone have any specific suggestions or want to join in?
I have some wonderful recipes.
Ideed, Ah... It lookz loike zree Nerfz juzt at av o' zem. Dae ye 'ave back-upz? Ach...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 30, 2020, 10:22:01 PM
Quote from: Kolman on November 30, 2020, 03:01:01 PM
some Pies and pastries sound wonderful, I'll start making a nice stew for us as well.
Anyone have any specific suggestions or want to join in?
I have some wonderful recipes.
Sweeter!
They're quite sweet, yes.
*making the broth from scratch*
well go ahead Shisteer nothing stopping you.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 30, 2020, 07:27:26 PM
Zat anzver zolvez everyzin'. *Zree Dalekz entre ze topic*
No point using ten words when one will do.
Not in this circumstance, anyway. If you're writing something, description/waffle can be a good thing.
What about a pancake?
If you want a pancake, sure.
If you don't want a pancake, then it should be chevalier de la feuille du chêne, not chevalier de la crêpe du chêne (sorry if the grammar is wrong).
*gasps* GREEK
No... I'm fairly certain it's French.
*screams in only knowing 4 languages*
*screams in knowing one language, with just about enough to get by in another, and trying to motivate myself to learn a third (at least I know the numbers and can half remember greetings)*
*Doesn't scream.*
Y'all is overreacting.
Quote from: Booklover on December 01, 2020, 08:38:49 PM
*screams in knowing one language, with just about enough to get by in another, and trying to motivate myself to learn a third (at least I know the numbers and can half remember greetings)*
which languages?
English (kind of obvious), I speak a bit of French and I'm trying to learn Swahili.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 01, 2020, 08:37:36 PM
*screams in only knowing 4 languages*
Only knowing four languages, huh? Slacker.
Quote from: Booklover on December 01, 2020, 09:18:59 PM
English (kind of obvious), I speak a bit of French and I'm trying to learn Swahili.
NO WAY. French and Swahili were the two I was going to learn before I settled on Welsh and Sindarin. They are two of the most useless languages in the world, but I like them.
Eh, usefulness is overrated.
*wondering why everyone is screaming in languages*
can you all be quiet while I finish the stew, and would anyone else like to start cooking?
Nevah.
Mitte kunagi, sa kurimetsaline!
E'S A COMMIE BLAST HIM
I'm not speaking Russian!
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 02, 2020, 03:58:14 PM
Mitte kunagi, sa kurimetsaline!
Never, you criminal? (According to google translate, anyway)
Quote from: Booklover on December 02, 2020, 05:07:08 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 02, 2020, 03:58:14 PM
Mitte kunagi, sa kurimetsaline!
Never, you criminal? (According to google translate, anyway)
google translate is funky.
Indeed.
Nails, rabbits! Strong, fighting rabbits! (or something along those lines)
I am very, very confuzzled.
What languages?
Dutch, French, German, Greek, Serbian, Latin, Italian and Spanish.
I can speak English, German, Estonian, and Zulu.
good. learn some more.
Am workin' on it.
I can speak English and typo.
It's hard...
I had a test in French today. It went terribly.
... understandable...
Given half of it was listening, yes. The other half was reading, which isn't too bad.
French is Lays bags as a language
Je ne sais pas.
Google translate says: I do not know.
Dammit.
Je ne comprends pas.
Google Translate says:
I do not understand
That's what I intended to say.
Ah.
Ma vabandan.
Ei, see oli minu süü.
ei ei ei, see pole sinu süü
Well... I know English and random other words and phrases here and there in a few other languages.
ma näen
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 02, 2020, 07:20:18 PM
Well... I know English and random other words and phrases here and there in a few other languages.
I know the feeling.
I think; I can't actually tell what you're feeling right now though.
kas peaksin edasi rääkima eesti keeles?
Ei.
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/dnd-and-memes-but-mostly-dnd-memes-68833468.png)
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on December 02, 2020, 05:48:21 PM
Dutch, French, German, Greek, Serbian, Latin, Italian and Spanish.
Hazel, are you actually fluent in those languages, hey?
HEY?!?!?
Hay is for horses.
*Goes back to sleep on futon.*
*eats the hay*
What? Did you not know Teer is a horse?
I'm not a horse.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 02:43:28 AM
What? Did you not know Teer is a horse?
She's a taniwha.
I was going to put dragon as a joke, but I value my health.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 02:43:28 AM
What? Did you not know Teer is a horse?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l1J9u3TZfpmeDLkD6/giphy.gif)
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 02:43:28 AM
What? Did you not know Teer is a horse?
I suspected her all along. Meeting her in real life only confirmed my suspicions.
Nah-uh!
I enter, eating a hornet.
I exit, pursued by a bear.
I scream because I have no clue what's going on.
You do realise that having no clue what's going on is a common symptom of forumitis? Screaming will just make your throat sore.
Oh.
Have some peppermint tea?
Sure why not.
*pours some peppermint tea*
Thankee kindly.
You're welcome.
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2020, 04:41:43 PM
Oh.
Have some peppermint tea?
I'm so proud of you, Booklover!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 03, 2020, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2020, 04:41:43 PM
Oh.
Have some peppermint tea?
I'm so proud of you, Booklover!
Why? There's nothing great about peppermint tea.For once, I have to agree with you, LG.
Who is LG?
Little Ghost.
Ah.
who is little ghost?
Why little ghost?
Tea.
You.
?
(ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ)
UV lights hurt
*Plays with Mr. Woofers.*
You you.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2020, 09:00:01 PM
*Plays with Mr. Woofers.*
I can't believe you remember that. :laugh:
;D
*Mrs. Woofers enters the chat*
*Shuts the chat as quickly as possible.*
Why the heck did you do that? Do you want to scar Lass for life?
Oh dear.
Mr... what?
Eks
Mr. Woofers.
Who?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 04, 2020, 10:55:49 PM
*Shuts the chat as quickly as possible.*
Why the heck did you do that? Do you want to scar Lass for life?
I a bid girl now! I nono get scarreded!
Even I don't want to talk to his mother. Nuh-uh.
Huh? See my status.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2020, 02:50:30 PM
Even I don't want to talk to his mother. Nuh-uh.
Das no wewwy nice...She p'obably dust wants a f'end
Trust me. My actions are completely justified.
Prove it.
A little trust, maybe?
Why you meanie t' 'is mama?
I'm kinda on Lassie's side here. Surely she can't be that bad.
She's just a bit overprotective (And I totally wasn't stalling for time to come up with that.)
Anyway, typically, whenever she sees me, she gets barking mad. Apparently, it's curses in Dog. I dunno, I can't understand it, but it's ruff language anyway.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2020, 10:45:31 PM
She's just a bit overprotective (And I totally wasn't stalling for time to come up with that.)
Anyway, typically, whenever she sees me, she gets barking mad. Apparently, it's curses in Dog. I dunno, I can't understand it, but it's ruff language anyway.
Ha ha.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2020, 10:45:31 PM
She's just a bit overprotective (And I totally wasn't stalling for time to come up with that.)
Anyway, typically, whenever she sees me, she gets barking mad. Apparently, it's curses in Dog. I dunno, I can't understand it, but it's ruff language anyway.
Ah, gotcha.
<_<
I do not remember writing "typically".
My mind is going.
Oh dear.
It's really nothing new. I'm rather forgetful and tend to search for words.
Anyway, how are you, dear?
I'm well, thanks. Rather happy and such.
That's good!
(Though I'd say perhaps our anniversary is January 14th. Your thoughts?)
According to page twenty-two of our wedding thread, it's actually December the 6th.
According to the rest of us, this hardly matters ^-^
According to some of the rest of us, this doesn't have to be in the Lock This Topic thread, but it's kind of nice that we're actually getting somewhere.
It does have to be in here so that we can strive towards our posts.
Not even at page 100 yet... absolutely shameful.
We're at what- page 90?
95.
Is it around 57 for you?
Yar.
Page 60 is when you guys reach 100.
I could have worked that out fairly easily, you know.
15x100=1500 1500/25=60
Perhaps.
How's your weekend so far?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2020, 03:30:08 AM
According to the rest of us, this hardly matters ^-^
Well that's not very loving.
YOUR FACE is-...nevermind.
Kade, go to bed. It's late.
NYEH
YOU NEED TO SLEEP.
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
No, you'll be too busy praising the Lord in heaven. Kade, I'm doing this for your own good. GO AND SLEEP.
Oh, good, we're back to the correct title.
Shhhhh, you aren't supposed to talk about things like that.
Then what should we talk about? Beavers? The number 8? Books?
How "rent" "sent" and "dent" all are different by only a letter, but have completely diffent uses in a single sentence?
They can all be verbs. I wouldn't say completely different. Two of them can also be nouns.
Ironically, there is no "dend."
That is very ironic, yes.
I mean... is it, though?
Probably.
I don't... think it is.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 07, 2020, 05:49:26 PM
Ironically, there is no "dend."
There's 'denned', though.
*Infant Ebby begins building a den out of sofa cushions and blankets*
*Internet whizzes by at a breakneck speed of 115kB/s*
Oh.
Yeeeaaahh, I can't load videos on youtube because the connection resets.
I see. That must be inconvenient.
Rather. The forum loads fine though.
*Infant Ebby finishes her den and sets fire to a florescent pink cushion just outside the entrance* *she dashes over to Kade and does adorable kitten eyes at him* Marshmellows?
You young savage.
*Infant Ebby breathes a tiny wisp of defiant flame at Teer*
Have you got a stick?
*Infant Ebby holds up one of Ghost Jarky's roses and nods*
Oh, nice. Marshmallows are in the bucket.
*Infant Ebby happily roasts a marshmellow on the metal rose over the burning cushion*
*watches and nods approvingly*
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh....
*Infant Ebby glances at Lass* D'you want one?
*Was hanging upside-down from the roof*
Yes please!
'Kay, you need a stick. Green, not dead, else it goes on fire.
i WaNt To DiE
Please elaborate, friend Skarzsles.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 08, 2020, 05:50:39 AM
i WaNt To DiE
Oh dear. That is not a very healthy desire.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 08, 2020, 05:50:39 AM
i WaNt To DiE
*Infant Ebby walks over to Skarzs and pats his foot comfortingly* Wanta marshmellow?
*Consumes food*
*Infant Ebby passes Booklover a bag of marshmellows*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 10, 2020, 01:05:28 AM
*Infant Ebby passes Booklover a bag of marshmellows*
Thank you.
Anyway, should we perhaps aim to speed up slightly?
*Posts most rapidly.*
*posts slowly because it's taking ages to load*
Digging the new avatar, Verdauga. I have to... express my concerns, however, as to whether or not it's an owl.
Me twoo.
Kade, are you sure you want to follow that train of thought?
Owl could you say that?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2020, 09:41:04 PM
Kade, are you sure you want to follow that train of thought?
I'm sure it'll be fine. It's not like someones gonna get
murdered or anything.
Oh, stop crowing about it.
Well, actually, continue. It's not like you're derailing the conversation.
*Does a happy dance* :) *Eats some unhealthful foods*
Mood.
*Hugs Verdie*
Aww!
*Hugs Sheev, picks him up, and moves himto another part of the thread.*
Groovy, baby.
Oh, why thank ye! I thought it was rather kind of meself too.
*Is baffled*
*Is sulking*
*Gives Lass a pat on the head.*
*Dances.*
*Conducts.*
*The music!*
This is my stage, darling. You best grab your train whistle and make tracks out of here, 'cause there's only one DJ this place needs and that's me.
If yer dancin' laddie, then you aren't DJ'ing.
Dancing is an art of DJ'ing, if you're good enough :laugh:
I'll take your word for it.
I guess the big question is whether DJ Grooves is wearing heels or skates.
But is that the ultimate question?
I'd imagine the ultimate question is what you've done with your life on earth once you die, so...... nah?
Depends if it's the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything or not. It'd have to be a question with the answer of 42. And that's assuming that the Question isn't 'What do you get if you multiply six by nine?'.
Oh! Oh! If you multiply six by nine you get LIV!
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2020, 04:36:09 PM
I guess the big question is whether DJ Grooves is wearing heels or skates.
Platform heelys.
No, that's what you get if you multiply VI by IX. (When you aren't doing algebra and getting I^2VX)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 11, 2020, 04:45:57 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2020, 04:36:09 PM
I guess the big question is whether DJ Grooves is wearing heels or skates.
Platform heelys.
. . . that makes sense actually. I dunno whether to be scared or horrified.
Quote from: Booklover on December 11, 2020, 04:47:02 PM
No, that's what you get if you multiply VI by IX. (When you aren't doing algebra and getting I^2VX)
VI and IX is simply Roman numerics for 6 and 9, so I am really correct.
By adding one line, how do you make the Roman numeral IX into six?
You swap the I and the X, so it's XI.
You have to draw a line.
Add a squigle.
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Satisfied?
What sort of squiggle?
A squiggle in the shape of an S :giggle:
Correct.
No, that's multiple squiggles.
SQUIGLES, not squiggles.
My dad won't let me have a beard unless I move out or get married. Little does he know. ;D
That's a very odd set of rules regarding beard ownership.
To be fair, if I were an emissary for my family, would we appear normal?
Anyway, Dad claims it's the Amish in him. C_c I'll probably shave after school.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2020, 05:30:27 PM
My dad won't let me have a beard unless I move out or get married. Little does he know. ;D
Teer doesn't mind beards, you could marry her.
Edit: Also, here are your squiggles, Kade. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Woo, squiggles!
~M~O~R~E~ ~S~Q~U~I~G~G~L~E~S~!
*Passes out from squiggle overload.*
Oh dear. *pokes Kade's footpaw* Are you dead?
Unfortunately not, I'm afraid.
....
Rude, much.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 11, 2020, 05:55:13 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2020, 05:30:27 PM
My dad won't let me have a beard unless I move out or get married. Little does he know. ;D
Teer doesn't mind beards, you could marry her.
I thought so too. :D
He did say it looks unkempt though, which is a fair point.
Does it look unkempt?
Considering he said it's a fair point, probably, lol.
You gotta use some beard oil, man! Proper maintenance and all that.
Yes, you should educate him.
I should?
Mm. In the art of maintaining a beard.
Ehhhhhhh....
I meant it was a fair point of argument, given at least the term "cleanshaven". As to whether or not it is unkempt, maybe it is. I don't have a lot of comparison for it. Either way, them's the rules.
Yue's father has a decent beard, but he's also bald. It's kind of funny.
Yue's father has a wonderful beard.
Mm.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 11, 2020, 07:45:18 PM
Yue's father has a wonderful beard.
I was honestly expecting more of a reaction to this conversation, to be honest. :laugh:
*tries to think of a pun involving beards, but can't come up with one*
I'm so happy you've become an active punster.
It's all your bad influence, I'm afraid.
Today, I am beardless.
Any particular reason why?
Dad wanted me to shave.
Quote from: Booklover on December 12, 2020, 04:00:01 PM
Any particular reason why?
I'm not even that curious, just making conversation to get more posts.
Fair enough.
I tried joining the voice chat, but it appeared to be defunct.
...you didn't even answer my question.
I don't even have facial hair.
Nor do I.
You two have excuses for that though.
Hmmm, I hadn't considered that suppose so.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 12, 2020, 08:34:38 PM
I don't even have facial hair.
I have a little bit, but not much.
I mean, everybody has hair on their face, it's just very fine and practically invisible on most females and small children.
Also, eyerows.
...I like my version better >_>
Yes.
I don't think eyes have much to do with facial hair.
You'd be surprised.
That you're (claiming to be) psychic?
You are allowed to take my previous statement as you will ^-^
Doesn't mean I'll be correct as to your intended meaning, though.
Quote from: Booklover on December 14, 2020, 06:55:30 PM
That you're (claiming to be) psychic?
But he's not part of the league. o.o
Oh? You know that for a fact, now do you?
*looks at Kade's profile picture* Yes.
Eyyyy, saaame
^-^
*Slides a ticket over to Kade that reads: "JoIn Us."*
Do not be chicken. Be a psychotic bunny.
*A rabbit pets his chicken*
*would post an image but my phone is being annoying* (Back to the Future? Nobody calls me chicken?)
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.wHXdoo-3hLzKp7rz4As_KQHaEo?w=260&h=180&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7)
I see.
(I think so at least. Is that what you were talking about, Bookie?)
Guys, where is my hairbrush?
Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair! (Well, not enough to need brushing, anyway)
Near enough, I guess. Nothing I could find was that great anyway.
I see, I see.
Ah, but have you seen it?
No.
That's criminal.
At least I've watched TPB.
True.
But have you read The Princess Bride?
Unfortunately not. Our library doesn't have it and I haven't managed to find it anywhere else.
You should read it, at some point.
I will, as soon as I get my paws on it.
Good. (As long as they aren't dirty paws.)
Eh, don't worry. My paws get dirty sometimes, but I always make sure they're clean before I touch a book.
As you should.
So, how have you been recently?
Pretty happy. Been working on a couple of projects that are almost done.
What kind of projects?
/me trundles into the thread
Helloooo!
/me laughs and claps her tiny paws
*Holds our his arm so Lass could climb to his shoulder*
Hihi, Bookie!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 16, 2020, 09:51:50 AM
*Holds our his arm so Lass could climb to his shoulder*
/me scrambles up
Now! What trouble do we start Lass!
Nothing involving me, please.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 16, 2020, 11:24:07 AM
Now! What trouble do we start Lass!
Le's put all da trees on da roof!
That's bad for the environment, though.
/me puts glue on the roof
Glue kills trees. If they stick the trees on with glue...
They're probably in pots. I can't see how they'd be moved otherwise.
They could get a giant to do it...
And which giant would that be?
I don't know, I just wanted to post something to help Sheev get this topic locked. That's the whole point, right?
As long as you aren't breaking forum rules, yeah. And generally posts with meaning are appreciated, even in The Cellars.
/me glues toy trees on the roof and walls
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2020, 08:53:12 AM
What kind of projects?
A writing one and a sewing one.
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2020, 08:10:33 PM
As long as you aren't breaking forum rules, yeah. And generally posts with meaning are appreciated, even in The Cellars.
Pfft! Posts with meaning? That's so boring.
What are you writing?
Well, it was a Redwallianed fairytale for a couple of Seb's younger siblings. It's called The Birthday Story.
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2020, 08:10:33 PM
As long as you aren't breaking forum rules, yeah. And generally posts with meaning are appreciated, even in The Cellars.
Looked like Flib's post was fine to me, and carrying on the conversation. ;)
Mhmm. What do you have against giants, Booklover?
Nothing. What gave you the idea that I did?
Hmmm... *is suspicious* Well, I'm currently doing an investigation on some particular giants that were rumoured to have ruined the childhoods of various people. It seems, since you have a personal grudge against giants, that you could potentially be one of the victims. I would like to interview you about your experience. Was it terribly traumatic?
As it is non-existent, no.
Yayies!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 17, 2020, 10:28:56 AM
Hmmm... *is suspicious* Well, I'm currently doing an investigation on some particular giants that were rumoured to have ruined the childhoods of various people. It seems, since you have a personal grudge against giants, that you could potentially be one of the victims. I would like to interview you about your experience. Was it terribly traumatic?
Ya know, I really want to say something, but I'm also not one to absolutely destroy chooks for no reason, so I'll refrain :giggle:
Well you just did say something.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 17, 2020, 03:31:24 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 17, 2020, 10:28:56 AM
Hmmm... *is suspicious* Well, I'm currently doing an investigation on some particular giants that were rumoured to have ruined the childhoods of various people. It seems, since you have a personal grudge against giants, that you could potentially be one of the victims. I would like to interview you about your experience. Was it terribly traumatic?
Ya know, I really want to say something, but I'm also not one to absolutely destroy chooks for no reason, so I'll refrain :giggle:
I'm curious, though.
Me too.
Quote from: Booklover on December 17, 2020, 11:04:01 AM
As it is non-existent, no.
Now, I know it must have been very traumatic, and it's natural to try and reassure yourself by claiming that giants don't exist, but sometimes you just have to accept the truth in order to heal.
Have pity on the poor giants, my dear Bookie. Perhaps they are frightened of us.
Just because one of them was mean and ate your mother doesn't mean they're all like that.
Yes, look at the vermin in the Redwall books who have been kind to the woodlanders!
(Also, thanks for backing me up, Teer :))
There are plenty of friendly giants.
(No problem)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 17, 2020, 08:30:44 PM
Me too.
Quote from: Booklover on December 17, 2020, 11:04:01 AM
As it is non-existent, no.
Now, I know it must have been very traumatic, and it's natural to try and reassure yourself by claiming that giants don't exist, but sometimes you just have to accept the truth in order to heal.
You seem to misunderstand.
I understand perfectly, child. You can confide in me.
Don't know what I need to confide in you about.
I see you have a rather stiff upper lip. That's good, but you don't need to hold all your feelings inside. The only way to heal is to let them go.
I suppose... it can't hurt.
Spoiler
Oh.
... Well... that explains your unsolicited hate for giants, then.
Same!
Now, don't go making Teer feel left out for not knowing.
Okay!!!
So Booklover used the entire autumnal season to conduct a mass exodus of her kind. . ?
Maybe?
*GASP*
So, if I'm a mouse-tree, that kind of sounds like mastery, so...
*Slaps another post on the topic.*
*Gently pats the post* It's okay, he didn't mean it.
He has done that before, though. There must be some level of intent.
Y'all'll never know.
Some accidents are repeated. One may stub a toe, but the pain often fails to dissuade them from doing it again.
It's very possible he doesn't know his own strength.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 19, 2020, 11:28:30 PM
It's very possible he doesn't know his own strength.
*Looks at hands.*
Spoiler
(https://i.imgflip.com/205vxg.jpg)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 19, 2020, 11:27:02 PM
Some accidents are repeated. One may stub a toe, but the pain often fails to dissuade them from doing it again.
But if you accidentally hit someone, are you not extremely careful not to do it again?
Not really.
*Studiously leaves a post.*
How is this?
That's wonderful, dearest.
HEH
Quote from: Verdauga on December 20, 2020, 12:45:39 AM
*Studiously leaves a post.*
How is this?
Better, but don't just abandon it.
Mhhhhmmmmm
You beasts are so fussy.
YOUR FACE IS SO FUSSY!
Oh dear. >:D
>_> Who hacked Teer's account?
Emoji? Sorry. I misclicked and couldn't be bothered getting rid of it, as it did convey my intentions fairly well.
>_>
. . . Okay.
No, Deer!
No ideer what you're talking about. How about we be stereotypically British and talk about the weather? Looks like rain.
Looks like day light!
Oh deer, have you gone blind? Have you any eye(s)deer? It's obviously 9:35pm, and therefore dark.
Not over here, it's not!MWHAHAHAHAHAA
It always looks like rain It actually is forcast today.
It's kinda muggy. Do you want a cuppa tea?
The ceiling looks very nice today.
Oh, yes it does! Has it been freshly painted?
Nope, but it looks a lot better than the carpet.
Has that been freshly painted?
No, but that might improve it. The pattern on it reminds me of dead leaves and scabs.
Have those been freshly painted? why do not we move to another room?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
...t
Quote from: Verdauga on December 20, 2020, 11:50:09 PM
Have those been freshly painted? why do not we move to another room?
We can't escape. The carpet is everywhere.
*. . . Holds up lighter?*
Dew it.
*pours mountain dew over the lighter Lights the carpet on fire.*
*gets stuck in the fire and dies*
. . .Where should we hide her body?
*Eats it*
Wait, whose body?
Yours.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 20, 2020, 09:50:15 PM
It always looks like rain It actually is forcast today.
True.
Although it has actually snowed this winter. Admittedly, at three in the morning or so, and it had melted by the time I woke up, but apparently, it happened.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 21, 2020, 01:06:51 AM
*gets stuck in the fire and dies*
=_= I thought fire couldn't hurt you, because of your scales.
I ate her
You ate her body, which, by the way. . .
*Brandishes Thomasbane*
You shouldn't have done. Hold still now...
*Grabs some popcorn*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2020, 02:39:09 AM
. . .Where should we hide her body?
She's probably only mostly dead, and you'd need a massive lake or something.
Like the one over there? *Points*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 22, 2020, 12:32:58 AM
Like the one over there? *Points*
Perfect! *Puts Teer in a wheelbarrow and heads for the lake*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 21, 2020, 02:22:38 PM
You ate her body, which, by the way. . .
*Brandishes Thomasbane*
You shouldn't have done. Hold still now...
Nuhuh! No splitting Lass open...
She was very tasty, I had to...
......Oke?
Hehehe, I'm so evil
Mmmm.....Some dogs need to be put down....
Uhhhhh.....*Hides*
Not you....
...Oh
The deed was already done...
Who'd you kill?..
Ummm.....No one....
Oh...
Shower right?
Good idea!
That was a typo lol! I was reading it like dawat?
HAH.
Haha?
Haugh.
@Sebias of Redwall Come unto your fate.
... What did Seb do?
I'm confuziled now
Me too.
But I'm also slightly excited.
*Comes into thread, riding a beetle and eating a pear*
Sup, fam?
That's a good question.
Also, ew, pears.
How many pears/pairs are in twelve pears/pairs of pears/pairs?
Quote from: Booklover on December 22, 2020, 09:50:24 PM
How many pears/pairs are in twelve pears/pairs of pears/pairs?
There are two questions there. Do you still want the answers?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 09:38:48 PM
*Comes into thread, riding a beetle and eating a pear*
Sup, fam?
I see thou hast arrived.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 22, 2020, 09:40:34 PM
Also, ew, pears.
I personally call them sawdust fruit.
Noice, noice.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 22, 2020, 10:03:01 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 09:38:48 PM
*Comes into thread, riding a beetle and eating a pear*
Sup, fam?
I see thou hast arrived.
*Looks at self* Well, what do you know? I have indeed! :laugh: Now, someone fetch my slippers and I'll get some hot chocolate.
Are we going to watch a movie?
(https://media.tenor.com/images/8c5e453d0f618bc8f44ce96e819547e4/tenor.gif)
Oooooh, we should watch Fiddler on the Roof!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/xULW8PseQFMgq8Bums/giphy.gif)
*Kettle boils*
That ism't a bad idea, actually.
Nah, yeah. I was actually planning on doing that sometime soon-ish.
Noice, noice. It's a great movie.
Mm-hmm!
*Begins folding paper*
Why?
*Is too busy concentrating* Hmm... Could you pass me the purple crayon?
Sure. *passes the green crayon*
*Licks it* *Squints* Hold up...
*Spray paints the paper black and runs off.*
*Screams*
*Passes Seb the blue crayon.*
AHHRRRAHHHAGHHH!!! *Stabs Verdauga with blue crayon gently*
*Begins to Exsanguinate.*
I am concerned, actually.
*You realize you should be.*
Oh dear.
*Get some duct duck tape*
Why?
*Gestures to the crayon holes in Verdauga*
Oh dear.
*Has fully exsanguinated, and dissolves into teal sparks.*
Booklover! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! *hides from duck tape*
Depends if it's tape made of duck or tape made for ducks.
*fears it is the first kind*
There is nothing to fear.
Smol, bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
Are you quoting me, or quoting the book I got that from?
You. And I still don't like ducks anymore and it's all your fault.
(not really)
Well, at least I've converted one person.
*was KIDDING*
Clearly you are only saying that to placate the banana duck lurker.
DON"T EVEN MENTION IT!!!!!!!!!!
*has hysterics because I'm so scared*
There, there. *gives Flib some yellow cut-out cookies to help calm her down*
Very sorry, Flib. I'd give you some biscuits as well, but I burnt them.
Oh dear.
*Cleaves my body-cast on the fireplace* 8(
Oh dear.
You're just asking for a deer joke, you know.
I wonder if that's her imtentiom
... Nah.
Fair enough.
*Kisses Teer on the forehead.*
*snuggles*
-_-
We didn't even mention a nose! What is wrong with you people?
(Lol!)
Nothing at all.
Alrighty.
:3
>:3
;3
I see.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 24, 2020, 01:48:55 AM
We didn't even mention a nose! What is wrong with you people?
Who said we're people?
Teer did. And so did you.
When? Last I remember mentioning species I said I was a tree.
Doesn't count when it's in the question.
Ok, never mind. Do we have anything else to argue about?
*wracks brain trying to think of something*
Ummmm... Pineapple on pizza?
How about... *drumroll* The All Blacks! *does a haka*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 24, 2020, 01:48:55 AM
We didn't even mention a nose! What is wrong with you people?
*Blinks* I don't think they're used to PDA.
Oh well. They should get used to it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 24, 2020, 07:59:26 PM
How about... *drumroll* The All Blacks! *does a haka*
I don't care much about rugby.
What's PDA?
Personal Digital Assistant
Right. Okay. Don't really see how that's relevant, but okay.
It also stands for Public Displays of Affection.
That... might make more sense. Maybe.
How is your Christmas?
Good. I've got Salamandastron, the seventh and eighth Brotherband books, the second Royal Ranger book, and a few other books. And I'm sure I'll read the books my brother's have as well.
You got those for Christmas, you mean? Good gifts.
Indeed. Kind of annoying that I haven't got Duel At Araluen yet, since that's a direct sequel. Hopefully it's in one I open later today or tomorrow (or, at the very least, for my birthday in just over a week).
Noice, noice.
I wonder where
@WorshipTiria is.
That is a very wondering thing to wonder.
It's only been a couple of weeks. Other people Who? Me? have been gone for longer, and it could be as simple as taking a break for the holidays.
Quote from: Booklover on December 25, 2020, 05:27:54 PM
Indeed. Kind of annoying that I haven't got Duel At Araluen yet, since that's a direct sequel. Hopefully it's in one I open later today or tomorrow (or, at the very least, for my birthday in just over a week).
Oh! That reminds me! Is there anything you'd like me to draw for you for your birthday?
A fish facing right. Nothing in particular. Anything you do is sure to be good.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/c19221aadc35a843324b19e5db1c3ca7/tenor.gif?itemid=12307212)
Oh dear.
Oh deer.
Oh deer. Not more deer jokes!
But why not?
They're serious creatures.
Quote from: Booklover on December 26, 2020, 01:33:38 PM
A fish facing right. Nothing in particular. Anything you do is sure to be good.
It's done!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 27, 2020, 06:38:29 PM
But why not?
Because it does not behoove me to do so.
That does work, right? I'm not quite the natural that Verdauga is. Because bad puns are a punishment.
So I guess this post is meant to be a punishment for your lack of lack of appreciation for puns?
Ach.
Oh, dear.
How deer you not appreciate my totally not terrible puns!
They're tearrible, or Teerrible?
Tearrible.
K.
*Burns it viciously with Hiag Fire*
(Btw, I liked those puns. :laugh:)
Hiag (somehow autoincorrect thinks I meant josh and gosh) fire? What's he done that deserves being thrown out of his job?
I've been ignored...Ah well
That fly is getting really annoying. Oh yeah, sorry. I got distracted by not very funny puns.
Meh, I was sorta joking XD
The fish is great. Thank you very much.
I'm glad you think so! Sorry it's so early
It's not a problem. Better that I have a chance to appreciate it now than later, when I'll be really busy.
Oh! Good point!
So... How's your week been?
*suddenly realised it's Monday (maybe?) and that youve only had just under a day of this week*
HAH!
Also, hi,
@DanielofRedwall good to see you around the cellars!
Just passin' by, good day to you!
You should hang out here more, sleepy-dude!
Eh. As long as you don't hang out in the Forum Games board.
Ye!
Chirp chirp chirp chirp?
O.O
... Oh dear.
Who is the grown man? What is his purpose? Does he like fish?
Ew, fish.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 29, 2020, 05:33:48 AM
Who is the grown man? What is his purpose? Does he like fish?
Do fish he may hypothetically draw face right?
Bold to assume those wounds have closed.
The way he glides up the stairs.
*surreptitiously enters thread*
*glances around*
*throws a post into the thread and dashes out*
O.O
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 29, 2020, 06:04:23 AM
Ew, fish.
What? Fish is actually pretty good. Don't you use it in your sushi? (Unless... maybe you are joking again) *feels confused*
I haven't had sushi in ages.
Me neither. I love it especially with lots of wasabi. *is sad*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 30, 2020, 02:20:16 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 29, 2020, 06:04:23 AM
Ew, fish.
What? Fish is actually pretty good. Don't you use it in your sushi? (Unless... maybe you are joking again) *feels confused*
*Mutters something about honeyfish.*
*did not hear what you muttered* Hm?
Haven't played Sushi Go Party either.
Neither have I. What kind of game is it?
...there isn't enough time.
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME. *Dashes around in a panic.*
Card strategy game.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2020, 02:29:53 PM
...there isn't enough time.
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME. *Dashes around in a panik.*
*Is too busy what with the rapidly disappearing time to panik, and is worried I won't have enough time to panik when I'm done with... whatever I was doing* *forgot what I was doing*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2020, 02:29:53 PM
...there isn't enough time.
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME. *Dashes around in a panic.*
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
DON'T PANIC!
*Flings a time piece at Kade.*
Watch out, Kade!
HE'S MURDERING THE TIME!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
(From Alice in Wonderland)
Let the monks of history deal with it.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 30, 2020, 02:33:38 PM
*Flings a time piece at Kade.*
*Accidentally karate chops the time piece out of the air.*
...Uh oh.
*sighs* Well, go back in time and fix it, then!
(Dangit, what's that martial art the monks of history do? In Discworld)
Quote from: Verdauga on December 30, 2020, 02:25:05 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 30, 2020, 02:20:16 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 29, 2020, 06:04:23 AM
Ew, fish.
What? Fish is actually pretty good. Don't you use it in your sushi? (Unless... maybe you are joking again) *feels confused*
*Mutters something about honeyfish.*
*hugs*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2020, 02:29:53 PM
...there isn't enough time.
THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME. *Dashes around in a panic.*
Indeed. We're all gonna die. Eight minutes left, guys. Better get some smoothies.
*Rolls up in a Kolman's Food Truck and opens the serving window.*
Did someone say smoothies?
*is mostly dead because it's been more than eight minutes* (Though I think it should have at least gone to just before midnight of the 31st)
Oh no, ah...
Huh. So on computer, it's possible to see the tiny writing, but on phone you have to zoom in.
Eh, it's still easier on the phone.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 30, 2020, 08:45:34 PM
*Rolls up in a Kolman's Food Truck and opens the serving window.*
Did someone say smoothies?
Yes! How long is it going to take to make them?
They were being made since I posted. Want one?
Phones are inconvenient in other ways, though. Slower typing, among other problems.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 31, 2020, 09:09:21 PM
They were being made since I posted. Want one?
Yes, please! What flavors? Any spinach?
Peach, strawberry, tomatoes and carrot, blood of our enemies, chocolate and more. Might have a spinach one.
The late is way too.
Blood of our enemies then. Wait, who is 'our enemies'?
Good choice.
*Passes one over the counter* I imagine I'm seeming quite uncharacteristically chaotic today.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 31, 2020, 10:55:07 PM
Blood of our enemies then. Wait, who is 'our enemies'?
The guests.
Who are the guests, then? Give their names, please.
They're so evil they don't have names.
I wouldn't mind a blood of our enemies one either.
*Hands Booklover a smoothie and passes both her and Hazel some napkins*
Thank you.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 31, 2020, 10:49:20 PM
Peach, strawberry, tomatoes and carrot, blood of our enemies, chocolate and more. Might have a spinach one.
Can you mix chocolate and peach?
Hmmmm....>_>
Just a sec.
*Goes into the back and starts a squealing, rumbling, machine.*
*Comes back with a chocolate-peach smoothie and a napkin.*
Here you go!
:D Many thanks.
Welcome!
How rude. You didn't say that to me.
Corn responded before I checked back again.
Welcome!
Can I have a smoothie please?
Sure! Which flavor?
Is this part of the service of Kolman's Diner (or whatever it's called)?
It's a business venture. Some5hinh I have a little more control over.
I would like a berry, violet leaf and banana smoothie, if you can manage that.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 01, 2021, 05:59:48 PM
It's a business venture. Some5hinh I have a little more control over.
I see.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 01, 2021, 06:16:07 PM
I would like a berry, violet leaf and banana smoothie, if you can manage that.
*Rumbling and shrieking sounds emanate from the iner room, ended with a resounding thud.*
Why do you guys have to get new flavors? :D
*Hands the smoothie and a napkin to Ebantu.*
Thanks so much! (I actually made one of these smoothies this morning. They're so good.)
You're welcome.!
Think about it this way, you serving new flavours means that we don't get the smoothies from somewhere else. It's a not-completely-lose situation.
That's truuue. But still... that machine may not make it like this.
Does it make something almost, but not quite, like tea?
I assume that it could.
That might be the last thing it makes though.
Does it make it to a T?
*Looks into the machine room.*
Porbably. You want one?
Nah, I'm good. Should probably go and sleep now, anyway.
Goodnight if you do!
*wonders how long I can procrastinate for*
(And it's morning anyway now.)
Go to sleep.
*sighs* Fine. I suppose I do have homework I should get done tomorrow today, since I don't want to have to do it tomorrow and the fourth is kind of too last minute.
Quote from: Booklover on January 02, 2021, 12:03:18 AM
Does it make something almost, but not quite, like tea?
I understood that reference!
Can I just have several napkins, please?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 02, 2021, 05:31:22 AM
Quote from: Booklover on January 02, 2021, 12:03:18 AM
Does it make something almost, but not quite, like tea?
I understood that reference!
Congrats. Do you want a prize? I fear it may be stolen by a Krikkit soon, but, well, all in a good cause I'm sure.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 02, 2021, 09:58:39 AM
Can I just have several napkins, please?
*Furrows brow and hands Shisteer thirty or so napkins.*
Hey!
Those are mine!
*is mad*
Those are stolen property! Give them back!
*cries*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 28, 2020, 11:01:56 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on December 28, 2020, 12:27:12 PM
Just passin' by, good day to you!
How's the cricket going?
Unfortunately Australia lost that test, but there's still two more to go so we can still win the series!
Want a smoothie?
Yes.
And give back my napkins... please.
I stole those napkins from Ashleg fair and square.
. . . *Passes Flib a chocolate smoothie.*
The offer was to Daniel, anyways.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 02, 2021, 02:24:16 PM
I stole those napkins from Ashleg fair and square.
. . . *Passes Flib a chocolate smoothie.*
The offer was to Daniel, anyways.
Well those were originally mine.
Ok...*gives chocolate smoothie to Midda*
She was feeling sad earlier, so this is putting it to good use.
Aww, that's very kind :3
*Takes notes*
*is scared*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 02, 2021, 01:38:58 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 02, 2021, 09:58:39 AM
Can I just have several napkins, please?
*Furrows brow and hands Shisteer thirty or so napkins.*
Thanks. *begins to mop up blood*
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on January 02, 2021, 02:18:30 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 28, 2020, 11:01:56 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on December 28, 2020, 12:27:12 PM
Just passin' by, good day to you!
How's the cricket going?
Unfortunately Australia lost that test, but there's still two more to go so we can still win the series!
Oh dear. I would say that I hope you win, but you'll probably get creamed by the Kiwis, so eh.
Quote from: Booklover on January 02, 2021, 04:48:09 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on January 02, 2021, 02:18:30 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 28, 2020, 11:01:56 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on December 28, 2020, 12:27:12 PM
Just passin' by, good day to you!
How's the cricket going?
Unfortunately Australia lost that test, but there's still two more to go so we can still win the series!
Who against?
India!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 02, 2021, 09:58:39 AM
Oh dear. I would say that I hope you win, but you'll probably get creamed by the Kiwis, so eh.
Well, we creamed the Kiwis last time we came up against you guys, so I wouldn't be so confident. ;)
Quote from: Verdauga on January 02, 2021, 02:19:25 PM
Want a smoothie?
Very kind of you, I would love one!
Alrighty then!
*Passes Daniel a smoothie and a napkin.*
Oh. Whatever.
I only really care about cricket in the sense that England winning makes my brothers and dad happy.
*Cackles*
/me walks into the topic and looks around perplexed.*
Funny... I could've sworn he was here...
I can't help but notice that we failed to reach our goal. :(
Eh. 361 days to go.
... And what goal is that?
(To stop people posting in horrible colours lock the topic by three/four days ago.
Oh, yes, I remember you talking about that now. Should really have guessed, actually.
Well, I appreciate you assisting in the main goal, but could you also help with the other one?
And... that must be...?
/me goes and looks through the posts*
Oh. I'm sorry, I can't help but post in this color.
Yeah, that orange is very heard to read with the default site background.
Any chance you could at least try? It's not that I'm colourist, or anything, it's just annoying.
I could take my absence, but I am forced to use this color since I came back from the Forest. Fare thee well!
* Thomas leaves. *
Fare thee well?
PROOF! HE'S HALT! Or Thorn. JF was not subtle about their similarities in the RR books. They said things the other one had said in other books, among other things.
* Thomas stops on his way out of the topic. *
Do you know where I could find a beast with a bloodied knife? I've seen him 'round here before.
Do you care which beast it is?
I must. You see, he's the beast who killed me. I wish to take my revenge.
Ach, does he have six fingers on his right hand?
No, actually. He does wear a coat and hat though. I do hope you can help me before he kills again.
Name, facial features, bio and you may have a deal!
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2021, 03:54:12 PM
I must. You see, he's the beast who killed me. I wish to take my revenge.
You're getting your revenge by using that colour. Surely that's enough?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 04, 2021, 07:27:57 PM
Ach, does he have six fingers on his right hand?
(I get that reference.)
Quote from: Booklover on January 04, 2021, 03:00:04 PM
Fare thee well?
PROOF! HE'S HALT! Or Thorn. JF was not subtle about their similarities in the RR books. They said things the other one had said in other books, among other things.
Thorn was just buff sea faring Halt...
I'm
sorry, madam, but I can't help but talk in this color! If I could find a way to change it I would!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 04, 2021, 08:30:10 PM
Name, facial features, bio and you may have a deal!
Can't say much more than I already have. Long coat, hat, and a bloodied butcher's knife.
...
Oh! When I first met him, in the Dark Forest, ha had a lantern, and he was looking for someone's soul! Does that help?
I may know this guy! So what's in it for me?
O.O.....
* Thomas shrugs. *
I can't give you anything other than the satisfaction of ridding the world of a dangerous beast.
If that guy is dead it's a good and bad thing.....
* Thomas nods soberly. *
Killing is rarely an only good thing. Yet, he did not consider the consequences when he slew me. Who else has he pitilessly killed? Please sir; his name, and where I can find him now, is all I ask.
Sorry...Already killed him...
You... killed him?
* Thomas thinks for a minute.*
Well, it certainly isn't revenge, but it does rid the world of him... and you're sure, madam, that he has no contrivances to come back? He traveled to the Dark Forest, after all...
Can't garent', but I shot 'im
Good job, then.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 04, 2021, 09:10:38 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 04, 2021, 03:00:04 PM
Fare thee well?
PROOF! HE'S HALT! Or Thorn. JF was not subtle about their similarities in the RR books. They said things the other one had said in other books, among other things.
Thorn was just buff sea faring Halt...
I suppose Thorn was never afflicted with mal-de-mer.
Y'all is silly.
So are you.
Whaaaaaaaaat, nooooooooo >_>
Well, you can't say we're silly and expect that you aren't.
Sure I can ^-^
*Tackle-hugs Kade*
*Is tackle-hugged.* Oof, hugs are nice ^_^
Agreeedy
:I
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 05, 2021, 05:01:56 PM
Sure I can ^-^
Hmmmhm. I expect punctuation at the very least.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2021, 10:42:29 PM
You... killed him?
* Thomas thinks for a minute.*
Well, it certainly isn't revenge, but it does rid the world of him... and you're sure, madam, that he has no contrivances to come back? He traveled to the Dark Forest, after all...
If you were in Dark Forest, why weren't you dead already?
Magic. Maybe he was only mostly dead?
And mostly dead is slightly alive ;D
Indeed, my friend, indeed.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 06, 2021, 08:45:50 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2021, 10:42:29 PM
You... killed him?
* Thomas thinks for a minute.*
Well, it certainly isn't revenge, but it does rid the world of him... and you're sure, madam, that he has no contrivances to come back? He traveled to the Dark Forest, after all...
If you were in Dark Forest, why weren't you dead already?
I was, madam. The beast who killed me, by magic or machine, had traveled there looking for a soul, when I realised who we was. He came once again for another soul, and I followed him back. But if he dies, or is dead, then he may not leave unless someone were to help him. I take my leave of you all now.
* Thomas leaves.*
Good riddance goodbye, Thomas.
Too mean..
Who owned Thomasbane?
Verdie
Does that mean that he was the one to kill the tank engine and is now being haunted by it?
Both?
Hmmm. Interesting.
(I'm saddened by you all. I really am. :laugh:)
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2021, 10:10:30 PM
* Thomas nods soberly. *
Killing is rarely an only good thing. Yet, he did not consider the consequences when he slew me. Who else has he pitilessly killed? Please sir; his name, and where I can find him now, is all I ask.
What's if I decline? You see.....If he dies.....Lass will probably die too......And him dead means she can't come back.....
It's okay, I survibed.
That, and Thomas left.
Is that a euphemism for saying that he died?
Quote from: Booklover on January 06, 2021, 07:23:30 PM
Hmmm. Interesting.
Why, auto-actually-correct-but-not-what-I-wanted?
*Eats a Rootin', Tootin', Super Newtontm Bar. *
Eugh.
Mugh.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 06, 2021, 01:22:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 06, 2021, 08:45:50 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2021, 10:42:29 PM
You... killed him?
* Thomas thinks for a minute.*
Well, it certainly isn't revenge, but it does rid the world of him... and you're sure, madam, that he has no contrivances to come back? He traveled to the Dark Forest, after all...
If you were in Dark Forest, why weren't you dead already?
I was, madam. The beast who killed me, by magic or machine, had traveled there looking for a soul, when I realised who we was. He came once again for another soul, and I followed him back. But if he dies, or is dead, then he may not leave unless someone were to help him. I take my leave of you all now.
* Thomas leaves.*
Who we was. Is that a typo or something designed to subtly hint that you committed suicide?
*Looks at Thomas' post.*
Typo. He realized who I was, or thought he did.
I see.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 07, 2021, 12:33:35 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 06, 2021, 01:22:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 06, 2021, 08:45:50 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2021, 10:42:29 PM
You... killed him?
* Thomas thinks for a minute.*
Well, it certainly isn't revenge, but it does rid the world of him... and you're sure, madam, that he has no contrivances to come back? He traveled to the Dark Forest, after all...
If you were in Dark Forest, why weren't you dead already?
I was, madam. The beast who killed me, by magic or machine, had traveled there looking for a soul, when I realised who we was. He came once again for another soul, and I followed him back. But if he dies, or is dead, then he may not leave unless someone were to help him. I take my leave of you all now.
* Thomas leaves.*
Who we was. Is that a typo or something designed to subtly hint that you committed suicide?
If it was meant to be we, it would be 'we were', not 'we was'.
2021 looks promising.
Well.
The start of 2020 wasn't too bad. Sure, covid existed, but it wasn't big outside of China. There was some speculation (exaggeration) about WWIII because of something that happened at the start of January that was blown out of proportion, but otherwise, not much worse than average.
How this year turns out remains to be seen.
Let's just be optimistic.
Let's!
Agreed...
meh...
*Pokes*
It's all downhill from here.
*climbs a mountain*
*cue Sound of Music music* Climb every mountain! Ford every stream!
But why though?
The same reason the chicken crossed the road, I expect.
Eugh.
*Dances* 8)
>8(
Quote from: Booklover on January 07, 2021, 10:26:17 PM
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Quote from: lass of something much on January 07, 2021, 02:54:57 PM
Agreed...
I agree with your agreement.
I am in agreement with your agreement of my agreement
I am in agreement with your agreement of my agreement of your agreement.
I am in agreement with your agreement of my agreement that agrees with my agreements..
I disagree....
Quote from: lass of something much on January 07, 2021, 11:22:30 PM
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Quote from: lass of something much on January 07, 2021, 02:54:57 PM
Agreed...
I agree with your agreement.
I am in agreement with your agreement of my agreement
I am in agreement with your agreement of my agreement of your agreement.
I am in agreement with your agreement of my agreement that agrees with my agreements..
I am in agreement with your agreement of my agreement of your agreement of my agreement of your agreement.
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/75475752/pls-stop.jpg)
I am in disagreement with your disagreement of my agreement with Lass' agreement of my agreement of Lass' agreement of my agreement of Lass' agreement.
I have a filling this is going to go on for another page.
Unless you can come up with another subject, of course.
Everyone, please give me your opinions on why shogi is better than chess.
*has never played shogi or chess* Uhhh, maybe because the name shogi is more interesting than chess?
Chess is better.
*enters* Mae govannen, mellyn nin. How are you all?
By the way, if anybeast ever happens to randomly say anything to me, please mention me because I will not see it otherwise.
Sounds good!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 08, 2021, 04:54:07 PM
Everyone, please give me your opinions on why shogi is better than chess.
It isn't.
*Sits in a corner awkwardly*
*Sits in whatever you call the edge of a circle*
The rim?
Yea your probably right....
I see...I'll just... *Inches past to go get food*
*Tries to crawl up the side of the sphere*
*Makes burgers*
(I was gonna say makes boogers but that is nasty.....Eeewww! Geh! Gross!)
(Uh...Thanks a lot for making me feel ill..)
(Sorry......Should I log out?)
(Ah yes.. Just leave me here alone with the guests...)
(Oh no way!)
(Thank you, creepy clone guy :))
(Your welcome pretty girl who can sing and draw very well!)
(I think you've got me muddled..)
(No....I may be an idiot but I know what I'm talking about right now....)
(Mmm...I think you have me mixed with someone else)
(Nope!)
(Hmmm...Yeah, you definitely do..)
(I asked Jake from State Farm and he said I was correct!)
(I have no idea who that is..)
(Okay.....I asked Mark then and he said I was right!)
(He doesn't know me..)
I agree with Scott. I know you.
(Meh! I said so then....)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 09, 2021, 11:16:46 AM
(Okay.....I asked Mark then and he said I was right!)
But aren't you half left?
Quote from: Booklover on January 09, 2021, 11:25:25 AM
I agree with Scott. I know you.
Can't argue with that..
Well then, now that that's settled, what do we talk about now?
Scott's still wrong, though
You said that you can't argue with me agreeing with him, though.
Yes.. It doesn't mean he is right
*is confused*
I said I can't argue that she doesn't know me
Then I can't either.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 09, 2021, 11:34:11 AM
Yes.. It doesn't mean he is right
No. He's half left.
I know I've already made this joke once on this page, but...
Where?
Also everybody is probably right.
Scott is totes correct.
Ye!
Liiiiiiieeeeesssss xD
Truuuuth.
Yes! Truuuth!
You are gettin' muuuuuudddddled
No
Of all the things you could put your foot down over, you choose this?!?
Yes
YOU'RE LIVING A LIIIIE
Nah. ^-^
*Hides in a bag*
*Much sadness*
*Huuugggssss*
My preciousssssss...
*exists*
Oh, Sorry, Bookie.. *Gives Scott back to Bookie*
(You'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking...)
Quote from: Booklover on January 10, 2021, 10:09:26 AM
My preciousssssss...
Give uss the precioussss! We wants it! We wants it!
That's not really a good idea, you know.
I know.
And you do realise that I'd never give it away, either because I know it's dangerous and don't want to give it to someone who might be tempted or because I myself am the one tempted?
Both, I suppose. Also yes. But you don't have to chew me out for it.
Better safe than sorry.
Should probably hurry up and throw the ring in a volcano, though.
(It was a volcano?)
Mountain with lava = volcano.
What about a mountain with Gollum?
Run. Fast as you can.
If the mountain also has lava, it's a volcano.
True.
But couldn't Frodo just throw the ring into any old volcano and it would be destroyed, not just the one in Mordor?
No, has to be Mount Doom, I think (because it was forged there? I might be misremembering).
Ah. I last read the book last year, so I don't remember that clearly. But you're probably right.
(Also, I was half joking)
I'm trying to remember when I last read it. It's been a while. And J should read The Silmarillion at some point as well.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 10, 2021, 10:53:02 AM
(You'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking...)
(What if I am? >:D)
Lass, pink elephants! Pink elephants! Save Scott! Pink elephants!
Meh... *Poofs Scott into a cage and removes all weapons*
That's one way to solve it, I suppose.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 11, 2021, 09:02:48 AM
Meh... *Poofs Scott into a cage and removes all weapons*
I don't need wepons to kill...
You happen to be in a cage...
Quote from: Booklover on January 11, 2021, 09:03:27 AM
That's one way to solve it, I suppose.
Should I give him a pink elephant plushie?
So?
So if you try, I'll knock you out with my bloodbending.
If I bang the back of my head enough I'll die....
*Helpfully knocks Scott out*
*Dies*
But no.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 11, 2021, 09:18:10 AM
*Dies*
If you insist, but you haven't yet. *Keeps Scott's system going*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 11, 2021, 09:09:21 AM
You happen to be in a cage...
Quote from: Booklover on January 11, 2021, 09:03:27 AM
That's one way to solve it, I suppose.
Should I give him a pink elephant plushie?
That'll make him think that you're thinking of pink elephants.
I should probably stop thinking about this.
:o
Oh no! We can't have that!
Who wants to wrastle?
Do you mean wrestle?
I know what I said.
Oh.
What's your profile pic?
Dramatic chipmunk. It's an old meme from before they were called memes. :giggle:
Ah. I see.
Does that make you an otterbadgerchipmunk?
Nah, just an Otterbadger wearing the guise of the meme.
Funny thing, though, even though it's known as "Dramatic Chipmunk", it's actually a prairie dog :laugh:
So you're an otterbadger pretending to be a prairie dog pretending to be a chipmunk?
I am simply le Kade ^-^
Hi, Simply Le Kade, how do you do?
I do as I do, now how about you?
I do as I do too.
Huh, you too? You do as you do? Well that makes two! We could form our own crew!
You're a poet. Do you know it? Since you show it... Practice to grow it?
I am a poet too. Here is one of my originals—I entered it in a poetry contest and won first place.
[FANFARE]
Small as a mite,
But she gave a big bite.
She was not very bright,
For she followed a light.
ZAP!
Wow, what a sight!
(That was her last flight.)
[FANFARE]
Love it!
We had to do a poem about 'The Dark' in primary school, and I did an acrostic with the first word of the last line being 'kittens' as a dare. Can't remember the rest of it, though.
Interesting...
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on January 11, 2021, 08:56:27 PM
I am a poet too. Here is one of my originals—I entered it in a poetry contest and won first place.
[FANFARE]
Small as a mite,
But she gave a big bite.
She was not very bright,
For she followed a light.
ZAP!
Wow, what a sight!
(That was her last flight.)
[FANFARE]
F
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 11, 2021, 09:22:27 PM
Interesting...
I may be biased, but I personally find it fairly unimteresting.
Imteresting...
There's a poem I did in year 2 about fire and ice that I'm quite proud of. Unfortunately, I'm not sure if I still have it or not.
Fire is fire,
Ice is ice,
When the two conspire,
It is not very nice.
*so-so sign*
That's totes deep, fam.
Thanks bruv
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on January 11, 2021, 10:31:29 PM
*so-so sign*
Well I do declare,
Don't you even dare,
I'll set fire to your hair,
Or are you not aware?
Brilliant, m'boy. ^-^
WAIT a second: I thought Kade was your father, not the other way around.
Mayhaps. *Climbs up tree and warbles*
Ach.
*Warbles The Sorrow of the Serpent's Swallow*
*the snake that helpfully ate the dog things enters the topic*
*Nods approvingly*
*Pats the snake*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 12, 2021, 02:08:59 AM
*the snake that helpfully ate the dog things enters the topic*
That was helpful?
Happy birthday!
Ummm... who are you talking to?
Way-Way
Oh.
And you...
And Frank...And Bill the shark
What about Fred the snail?
Him too
What about David the snail?
And Greta the slail (slug/snail cross)?
Nah..They died
RIP in peace, David and Greta.
*Hangs her head*
F
F
Quote from: Booklover on January 12, 2021, 08:34:06 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 12, 2021, 02:08:59 AM
*the snake that helpfully ate the dog things enters the topic*
That was helpful?
Extremely so.
Quote from: Booklover on January 12, 2021, 12:36:27 PM
RIP in peace, David and Greta.
RIP means rest in peace. You don't need to say in peace again.
He may rest in peace x2!
Aye..
*cries*
Ach. For the record, it kinda drives me up the wall.
I'll do my best not to say it, then.
Aw, how kind
Thanks. Your efforts are appreciated.
RIP in peace as ASAP as possible, David and Greta.
(Who are David and Greta.)
(The poor snail and slail that died.)
(slail?)
(Cross between a slug and a snail.)
Which could alternatively be called a snug.
(https://pics.me.me/thumb_as-snug-as-a-bug-in-a-rug-with-a-64714077.png)
Nice.
A cat with a hat, a bat, and a fat rat sat on a mat to chat and pat a gnat. That was that.
I'm not listening!
Unless you use text-to-speech, there's no reason why you should be.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2021, 12:20:48 AM
I'm not listening!
Ha! that's what my youngest sister says when she's teasing me!
OH OH OH O'REILLY!!! AUTO PARTS!!! *Screams*
I don't miss those Spotify ads. At all. I mean, I'd prefer the O'Reilly's ones over a lot of the others, but they were loud.
*wonders if this topic will die if I don't post but decides it's better not to risk it*
No idea.
Ah. Makes sense.
Am I going to regret watching that?
Nah, it's the jingle they're talking about.
Am I going to regret it anyway?
Doubtful.
It's a bit late now, anyway, given it's not exactly convenient for me to get my headphones.
*Slides out of another topic and into this one.*
Is it a cool slide, or a slithery slide?
Which topic?
I-uh- we- you- ahmm-- ... I don't know.
Well, go find out.
I-I-I mean, i-it was just a slide! A-and it doesn't matter which topic it was, because that changes!
You seem... scared. Something going on, lovebug?
Quote from: Verdauga on January 18, 2021, 08:31:45 PM
I-I-I mean, i-it was just a slide! A-and it doesn't matter which topic it was, because that changes!
Smoooooth!
I thought so too.
He's worried about defenestration, I think.
Oh dear.
I'd only do it if he deserves it.
He doesn't.
Hmm... I suppose you're right. It's too much of a reward.
I was just flustered. I didn't expect anyone to actually ask.
YER FAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEE
*Wonders what's up with Brits and defenestration*
It's quite an amusing word.
Yup, indeed.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 19, 2021, 03:16:50 AM
*Wonders what's up with Brits and defenestration*
HAH. Next CJ will do it XDD
It is a very cool word.
SHORT. HAIR. SUCKS.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 19, 2021, 03:16:50 AM
*Wonders what's up with Brits and defenestration*
More out (of the window) than up, if anything. It started from a young age. I threw a toy monkey out of the window. Very upsetting.
Short hair means it's quicker to wash it and it doesn't get in the way as much.
Very true.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 19, 2021, 03:16:50 AM
*Wonders what's up with Brits and defenestration*
(I ain't a Brit, marm.)
Doubtful.
How short is it?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 19, 2021, 03:16:50 AM
*Wonders what's up with Brits and defenestration*
Do you know other Brits who do it, or is it just Booklover?
"short"
That's not that short. Mine is only chin - shoulder length.
Short hair is when your brother Sheev shaves his hair down to very tiny stubble and you unsuccessfully try to adopt him out.
Heh :giggle:
Did you try what Will did in Sorcerer of the North?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2021, 08:33:13 AM
Short hair is when your brother Sheev shaves his hair down to very tiny stubble and you unsuccessfully try to adopt him out.
:giggle:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2021, 08:33:13 AM
Short hair is when your brother Sheev shaves his hair down to very tiny stubble and you unsuccessfully try to adopt him out.
Hah! Bring him over here! We'll take 'im.
149 pages in 4 months. 11 months remaining. Approximately 37.25 pages per month. So 409.75 pages by December 2021. Double up your pace people
no u
Quote from: Tungro on January 20, 2021, 08:43:52 PM
149 pages in 4 months. 11 months remaining. Approximately 37.25 pages per month. So 409.75 pages by December 2021. Double up your pace people
Agreed. Recently there was a period of a couple of days where no one posted on here.
Quote from: Booklover on January 20, 2021, 03:20:31 PM
Did you try what Will did in Sorcerer of the North?
Only ever read the first book...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2021, 08:37:51 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2021, 08:33:13 AM
Short hair is when your brother Sheev shaves his hair down to very tiny stubble and you unsuccessfully try to adopt him out.
Hah! Bring him over here! We'll take 'im.
That actually happened a while ago. Since his hair has grown back, I've decided to keep him. Sorry. ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2021, 12:50:58 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 19, 2021, 03:16:50 AM
*Wonders what's up with Brits and defenestration*
Do you know other Brits who do it, or is it just Booklover?
Jet used to do it all the time.
Also, someone (Flib?) called me ma'am and I feel OLD. Not even the kids I
teach call me ma'am. My soul shriveled up and climbed up my throat as I read that.
*Am being overly dramatic, it felt really weird but it's fine XD
Well, you are the forum grandma after all.
Nope, forum mom.
Ah, I see. In that case, I apologize if I offended you.
Respect your elders, Kade.
I'm trying!
Try harder!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 21, 2021, 02:10:17 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2021, 12:50:58 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 19, 2021, 03:16:50 AM
*Wonders what's up with Brits and defenestration*
Do you know other Brits who do it, or is it just Booklover?
Jet used to do it all the time.
Also, someone (Flib?) called me ma'am and I feel OLD. Not even the kids I teach call me ma'am. My soul shriveled up and climbed up my throat as I read that. *Am being overly dramatic, it felt really weird but it's fine XD
It was me. Here in Lockaridge we call anyone your age marm. Tis a sign of respect, and after all you are a mod, we ought to respect you. ;)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2021, 02:17:49 PM
Here in Lockaridge we call anyone your age marm. Tis a sign of respect, and after all you are a mod, we ought to respect you. ;)
Doesn't mean we will.
You don't have to, only if you live in Lockaridge. And you don't otherwise I would have seen you before.
I might be invisible most of the time.
And shouldn't everyone respect the mods?
Yup. Except in the counting thread where we are against them.
And it makes sense if you're invisible because lately there has been various unexplained happenings around here, like someone walking around in the attic and there's nobody there.
Ah, yeah, sorry 'bout that.
Oh no, the invisible chipmunkotterbadger!
No fair! Kade, we thought we had a real ghost in our attic and it was you all the time?
I could be a ghost, you don't know.
This one isn't a Kade ghost, it's probably the neighborhood cat again.
Kade probably has been a ghost at some point.
He can't have traveled here yet then.
Why not? Ghosts can float.
In the shape of a cat? Because I swear I heard a hissing noise up there.
I was boiling some tea.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2021, 03:26:25 PM
In the shape of a cat? Because I swear I heard a hissing noise up there.
What's that mysterious
ticking hissing noise?
Yes, but was it peppermint tea?
Nope!
Oh. Tea oh spells to. Yay?
No yay.
Oh? Why no?
Reasons.
How... upsetting. Do you want some peppermint tea?
Nah, I'm good. Thanks though ^-^
No problem.
*Floats spookily about.*
(In my attic?)
(But of course)
(I actually do hear hissing noises in the attic sometimes when nobody's there but it might be my imagination)
You don't speak parseltongue?
It's probably just the pipes.
They are calling.
*Sits at computer.*
*stands at phone*
Gee is that all ghosts ever do? Except scaring people and all that rot. It must be a very boring life.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2021, 08:33:13 AM
Short hair is when your brother Sheev shaves his hair down to very tiny stubble and you unsuccessfully try to adopt him out.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2021, 10:35:24 PM
Gee is that all ghosts ever do? Except scaring people and all that rot. It must be a very boring life.
They get busted?
By that, of course I mean albums from the band Busted.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 22, 2021, 12:14:07 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2021, 08:33:13 AM
Short hair is when your brother Sheev shaves his hair down to very tiny stubble and you unsuccessfully try to adopt him out.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I agree. It's very sad. I could do wirh a little brother.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2021, 10:35:24 PM
Gee is that all ghosts ever do? Except scaring people and all that rot. It must be a very boring life.
I also play video games.
Spoooooooky video games.
'Cause I'm a ghooooooost.
Are the video games invisible? Because we don't have any visible ones at my house.
Well of course you wouldn't see 'em; they stay at my place. I just head over to your attic when I'm on the clock.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2021, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2021, 10:35:24 PM
Gee is that all ghosts ever do? Except scaring people and all that rot. It must be a very boring life.
I also play video games.
Spoooooooky video games.
'Cause I'm a ghooooooost.
And do you play as ghosts in those video games?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2021, 02:48:02 PM
Well of course you wouldn't see 'em; they stay at my place. I just head over to your attic when I'm on the clock.
There is no clock in our attic. There is a window thingummy and a catwalk and tons of insulation but that's about it.
(There's also Kade.)
"On the clock" is a way of saying that I'm working. Haunting your house is a job, so when I'm doing it, I'm "on the clock".
Alternatively, you could just be trying to be a smarty pants, which in that case... for shame.
Quote from: Booklover on January 22, 2021, 02:58:07 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2021, 02:28:48 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2021, 10:35:24 PM
Gee is that all ghosts ever do? Except scaring people and all that rot. It must be a very boring life.
I also play video games.
Spoooooooky video games.
'Cause I'm a ghooooooost.
Nah, I use video games as a form of escapism; I don't wanna just be me :giggle:
Makes sense.
On the clock could also mean literally, you know. We couldn't be certain you didn't mean you were standing on a clock.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2021, 07:53:14 PM
Alternatively, you could just be trying to be a smarty pants, which in that case... for shame.
Your faaaacccceeeee! Your ghostly face!
Ya done me proud, Flib :')
Heehee I thought it sounded like something you would say ;D :giggle:
XD
You guessed right! I was gonna say it
And I beat you to it?
Nice work, Flib.
It's just skillz. ^-^
(I'm learning how to imitate other folks too.)
You are a great part of this community.
Aww thanks! So are you. :)
Naturally.
You would make a great sister.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2021, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 21, 2021, 02:10:17 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2021, 12:50:58 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 19, 2021, 03:16:50 AM
*Wonders what's up with Brits and defenestration*
Do you know other Brits who do it, or is it just Booklover?
Jet used to do it all the time.
Also, someone (Flib?) called me ma'am and I feel OLD. Not even the kids I teach call me ma'am. My soul shriveled up and climbed up my throat as I read that. *Am being overly dramatic, it felt really weird but it's fine XD
It was me. Here in Lockaridge we call anyone your age marm. Tis a sign of respect, and after all you are a mod, we ought to respect you. ;)
But-but I'm not that old D: I'm only 18!
Marm isn't only for old people.
No, but Flib said "we call anyone your age marm" :P
She's just polite.
Wait, what would I be called? D:
Grumpy big brother ;D
Probably Sir.
Your face is ancient.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 23, 2021, 12:34:23 AM
It's just skillz. ^-^
(I'm learning how to imitate other folks too.)
Can you imitate me?
Just means you're very wise. Nothing at all to do with appearance.
Quote from: Booklover on January 23, 2021, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 23, 2021, 12:34:23 AM
It's just skillz. ^-^
(I'm learning how to imitate other folks too.)
Can you imitate me?
Perhaps. But I'm still learning. You are a little harder to imitate (no offense), but that's because I've never read the Hitchhiker books so I can't always be referencing to them like you do.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 23, 2021, 01:24:21 AM
Naturally.
You would make a great sister.
(As Lass has adopted Rippy as her younger forum sister, she's also adopted me because I'm Rip's older sister. You're Lass's sister, so I'm your sister too.)
Not sure what I refer to more. RA, Princess Bride or Hitchhiker's. Or other things, for that matter, though those are definitely the main ones.
Hitchiker, probably. That's the kind I see most. ;)
Inconceivable!
I think (however dangerous a pastime that might be) I have a more limited repertoire of Hitchhiker's references. 42, towels, things to do with mice and dolphins. There are others I could make, but I often don't recall them.
There there ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 22, 2021, 08:22:42 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 22, 2021, 12:14:07 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2021, 08:33:13 AM
Short hair is when your brother Sheev shaves his hair down to very tiny stubble and you unsuccessfully try to adopt him out.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I agree. It's very sad. I could do with a little brother.
@lass of something much The incident I mentioned took place a while ago. Fear not, he still has hair.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 23, 2021, 02:50:45 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 23, 2021, 11:59:58 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 23, 2021, 12:34:23 AM
It's just skillz. ^-^
(I'm learning how to imitate other folks too.)
Can you imitate me?
Perhaps. But I'm still learning. You are a little harder to imitate (no offense), but that's because I've never read the Hitchhiker books so I can't always be referencing to them like you do.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 23, 2021, 01:24:21 AM
Naturally.
You would make a great sister.
(As Lass has adopted Rippy as her younger forum sister, she's also adopted me because I'm Rip's older sister. You're Lass's sister, so I'm your sister too.)
The trick is to just tell people not to trust ducks.
^^^Yes.
Birds are smarter than they look...
*Le gasp.*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 24, 2021, 03:05:08 AM
Birds are smarter than they look...
As a bird lover, and keeper, I wholeheartedly agree.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2021, 02:31:19 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 22, 2021, 08:22:42 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 22, 2021, 12:14:07 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2021, 08:33:13 AM
Short hair is when your brother Sheev shaves his hair down to very tiny stubble and you unsuccessfully try to adopt him out.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I agree. It's very sad. I could do with a little brother.
@lass of something much The incident I mentioned took place a while ago. Fear not, he still has hair.
Oh good XD
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 24, 2021, 03:05:08 AM
Birds are smarter than they look...
*Is secretly a bird* Perhaps.
*is secretly not a bird* Maybe.
*is publically not a bird* I have nothing to say on this matter.
Quack quack- I mean, what?
Actually, I do have something to say: birds shouldn't all be lumped together. That's animal cruelty. Penguins are cool (figuratively and literally, I suppose), other birds... are not. No comment on what particular species those are.
Penguins (may they live forever) are, indeed, amazing.
One of my friends is obsessed with penguins.
RIP in peace Club Penguin.
Saw what? Please look at my signature.
Credit to Lass for the profile picture?
Yes indeed.
I is confuzzled..
Oh.
Eh? I am confuzzled too!
Oh.
That's not helping!
Oh.
Walrus
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 26, 2021, 01:23:45 AM
Eh? I am confuzzled too!
*Tackle hugs*
(https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-tackle-surprised-hug-cute-gif-12661024.gif)
Gah!
*Giggles*
I got you!
You always get me!
Only cause you let me ;D
You aren't wrong!
*Rolls off of Scott*
So....What now?
Now you can do whatcha want..
I don't know what I wanna do tho...
Go tailing?
Quote from: lass of something much on January 25, 2021, 11:18:20 PM
Credit to Lass for the profile picture?
Well, that bit is very important. It shows how amazing you are at art.
*SPLUTTERS*
As I hear no denial, I will assume you accept that as truth.
It's not amazing! It's b- And- Er- Gaaaaaahhh
*refuses to listen* and therefore:
Quote from: Booklover on January 26, 2021, 10:17:38 AM
As I hear no denial, I will assume you accept that as truth.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 26, 2021, 05:01:02 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 26, 2021, 01:23:45 AM
Eh? I am confuzzled too!
*Tackle hugs*
(https://tenor.com/view/red-panda-tackle-surprised-hug-cute-gif-12661024.gif)
That's adorable. Red pandas are the best.
They are!
What about penguins? Or the nine-banded armadillo?
Or froads?
No, just red pandas.
And otters.
And Otterbadgers.
And penguins! Don't forget the penguins!
And tamanduas.
But... penguins! (May they live forever.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 26, 2021, 06:26:35 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 26, 2021, 06:21:56 PM
No, just red pandas.
And otters.
And Otterbadgers.
And penguins.
And tamanduas, nine-banded armadillos, and all the rest of them.
Nyo.
THE PENGUINS (may they live forever) ARE GLORIOUS.
Exactly!
Indeed!
AGREEEDDD
GKAHD DJEJMDBDJSAN!
I agree.
-_-
*Watches from the side.*
*screams from the middle*
*looks down from above*
*continues screaming from the middle*
*continues looking down from above*
*is still screaming from the middle*
*is still looking down from above*
/me cries
*rescues infant Lass* That's just mean!
*Stops Kade from the other side.* No eating.
Kade wasn't eating. He was feeding.
*Looks around the topic from below.*
*Levitates*
*Claps.*
*drags a desk into the topic and sits at it.*
/me sobs
*Hands IL an ice cream*
*Hands IL another ice cream*
*Picks up IL and pats her head*
*sings*
I need to go to bed.
Oh. Goodnight, then.
Good morning!
*Instantly falls asleep.*
Good afternoon.
*Snores.*
Whaaaat? At 9:59 in the morning? O__O :o
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 28, 2021, 02:41:20 PM
*Instantly falls asleep.*
*Kade has a dream of an ostrich warbling*
*Meanwhiles, skips up and down whilst jumbo-hopping the ice cream bar's flesh* :)
*Eats the ostrich in his dream. Smiles.*
*The ostrich nibbles at a fish bone that is in Kade's stomach, then FLIES over to the remains of a sunken ship*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 28, 2021, 02:59:17 PM
Whaaaat? At 9:59 in the morning? O__O :o
In some places it was night. Not where Kade was, as far as I know, though.
(T'was 8:59 in the morning. A perfectly reasonable hour in which to sleep.)
Not if you'd been awake just before.
One day you too shall learn the art of being able to sleep anywhere, anytime.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 28, 2021, 07:54:09 PM
(T'was 8:59 in the morning. A perfectly reasonable hour in which to sleep.)
Not if you wake up at around 6:30 it isn't.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 28, 2021, 08:28:07 PM
One day you too shall learn the art of being able to sleep anywhere, anytime.
Do I want to sleep when I have ten minutes until school?
Apparently, if you're Kade you do. ::)
Heh
I suppose if I set an alarm it might work.
But you'd have gone to all that trouble to only gain ten minutes more of sleep, at the cost of being one minute late for school.
Claim the WiFi was bad. That usually works.
Or just set the alarm for a few minutes before.
Quote from: Booklover on January 28, 2021, 09:08:42 PM
Claim the WiFi was bad. That usually works.
Or just set the alarm for a few minutes before.
One time half the class claimed to have internet problems and my teacher dismissed us an hour early. :D
Hire a body double to take the classes for you.
I know someone who could do that. Her prices are very low, too.
Well, there ya go!
I could hire my brothers to do the work for me if I wanted, but they'd never agree, and as they haven't done it recently, for a lot of it it would be better for me to do it since I'll know the material better than they would. Things they can do easily I can also do easily, for most of it, and if I find it hard it would be better for me to actually learn it.
Education is important. Hiring someone else to do work for you just prevents you from ever doing it. In the long run, it is better to pay attention and work hard.
no u
No u, Kadie Wadie!
*Gathp*
What if it applies to everybody?
*dances*
Oh no.
It's spreading.
Dancing is a side affect? Goodness me.
/me has been sitting on the floor, eating icecream and soaking in all the good advise from Bookie
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2021, 08:16:25 PM
Oh no.
It's spreading.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 29, 2021, 09:04:00 PM
/me has been sitting on the floor, eating icecream and soaking in all the good advise from Bookie
Oh dear. It is. *wipes up the melted ice-cream that is slowly oozing all over the floor*
Oh dear. What a waste.
(Irl, I love melted ice cream.)
I see.
*Maximizes sieve optimization*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 30, 2021, 12:12:00 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 29, 2021, 09:04:00 PM
/me has been sitting on the floor, eating icecream and soaking in all the good advise from Bookie
Oh dear. It is. *wipes up the melted ice-cream that is slowly oozing all over the floor*
/me was on the ground, not the ice cream, which happens to all over her face, paws, and front by now...*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2021, 08:16:25 PM
Oh no.
It's spreading.
Dancing isn't that bad!
(Okay, fine, maybe I don't enjoy most dancing. But it's not completely terrible.)
I was mainly talking about Sheev's influence. ;)
Ah. Yes, that could be a problem.
Quote from: Booklover on January 30, 2021, 01:30:21 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2021, 08:16:25 PM
Oh no.
It's spreading.
Dancing isn't that bad! (Okay, fine, maybe I don't enjoy most dancing. But it's not completely terrible.)
XD I'll take that.
Cooorn, where'd you put the rolling chairs?
I think they rolled themselves down that hallway. *Points* Bring one back for me?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 28, 2021, 09:21:40 PM
Hire a body double to take the classes for you.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 29, 2021, 12:56:57 AM
I know someone who could do that. Her prices are very low, too.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 29, 2021, 01:09:10 AM
Well, there ya go!
Quote from: Booklover on January 29, 2021, 08:41:29 AM
I could hire my brothers to do the work for me if I wanted, but they'd never agree, and as they haven't done it recently, for a lot of it it would be better for me to do it since I'll know the material better than they would. Things they can do easily I can also do easily, for most of it, and if I find it hard it would be better for me to actually learn it.
Education is important. Hiring someone else to do work for you just prevents you from ever doing it. In the long run, it is better to pay attention and work hard.
....I guess that means I don't get the job?
Don't you mean your friend doesn't get it?
WA....
KA-POW!
*Sends a rolling chair flying back into the topic.*
*jumps on the chair*
Roblox Chair Racing was a great game, back in the day...
Quote from: Booklover on January 31, 2021, 09:38:05 AM
Don't you mean your friend doesn't get it?
Oh, right,
my friend doesn't get the job. It's quite unfortunate, she needed the extra money to bribe the judge in her upcoming trial for arson. Oh well....
(She's my friend too.)
(Awww. :') )
(And yours?)
/me paints the floor with melted icecream
*the melted ice-cream oozes into the broom cupboard*
(If the broom cupboard is the Lass cupboard, and Lass was painting with melted ice-cream, won't it already be in the broom cupboard?)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 31, 2021, 09:16:33 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 31, 2021, 09:38:05 AM
Don't you mean your friend doesn't get it?
Oh, right, my friend doesn't get the job. It's quite unfortunate, she needed the extra money to bribe the judge in her upcoming trial for arson. Oh well....
Your friend sounds pretty lit. Must throw some fire parties, huh?
*Desperately tries to come up with a pun, but can't* Occasionally.
Terrible crime, that, being unable to think of puns. What should your punishment be? Whether or not I deserve a greater punishment for bad puns is irrelevant.
Please don't...punch me...?
*tries to come up with a way to use punctual or punctuation or something*
*is disgusted*
Why?
There's ICE-CREAM in my BROOM.
Oh. I can see why that might be a problem.
Exactly.
... That's not how it vorks.
Dewit
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 01, 2021, 11:14:34 AM
... That's not how it vorks.
Don't you mean: that's not hov it vorks? Or zat'z nae 'ov it vorkz?
Quote from: Booklover on February 01, 2021, 11:45:36 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 01, 2021, 11:14:34 AM
... That's not how it vorks.
Don't you mean: that's not hov it vorks? Or zat'z nae 'ov it vorkz?
No. In this case, I was quoting Frank, not Hiag.
Probably best for me not to use bad Hiagish when we have Hiag back to do it properly.
Probably.
So we don't mix each other up.
Mm.
*dances*
*Also does that*
;D
*tries to do a fancy dance and trips over Russa's footpaws*
*fences*
*Joins in the dancing*
What has sheev done...
He has brought joy to us all. *dances* 8D
I think mine got lost in the mail.
Ach, dance, my love! Feel the joy and happiness!
I'm sitting on a rolling chair :'(
Use your arms!
Yep!
Uhhhhhhhhh..... oooookay.
*Waves halfheartedly.*
/me tries to dance, but fails
Quote from: Booklover on February 01, 2021, 06:19:39 AM
(If the broom cupboard is the Lass cupboard, and Lass was painting with melted ice-cream, won't it already be in the broom cupboard?)
(....No)
Quote from: Verdauga on February 02, 2021, 04:13:16 AM
Uhhhhhhhhh..... oooookay.
*Waves halfheartedly.*
Do it with more passion!
*looks into the distance*
*sees a wave*
*realises it is very large*
*stays in the same place*
... Alrighty.
*the wave is closer*
*panics*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SecondaryHonestEquestrian-size_restricted.gif)
Alrighty.
What's that from? I know I recognise it...
... The word 'alrighty'?
The gif.
Iron Giant
*gasp*
Hmmm?
Nothing, nothing.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. *Looks at Teer suspiciously*
*hides*
Very suspicious.
*Looks at where Teer was even MORE suspiciously*
Ghosts.
I madeded a badalorg!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 03, 2021, 03:30:57 AM
*Looks at where Teer was even MORE suspiciously*
I'M SORRY! I know I wasn't supposed to do it, but I didn't have time to think! They were rushing my decision!
No excuse for doing... whatever you supposedly did.
She didn't gasp, I did!
*le gathp*
*even more gathp*
*le gathp choke*
*gathpses*
*thtill choketheth*
You blinkin' carry on an' choke, me good laddie lassie, an' I'll jolly well scoff your share o' vittles an' practice gathpething too while I'm at it, wot wot!
(random hare imitation)
Are y'all fish?
I might be.
Or I'm a tree-mouse-fish.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 03, 2021, 02:46:10 PM
Are y'all fish?
Then perhaps I am a shrew-squirrel-fish.
(You forgot ferret)
Oh sorry. Shrew-squirrel-ferret-fish, then.
*Slowly pulls out enchanted fork.* Certain things aren't meant to exist....
You said it first.
*is no longer a fish*
I simply asked a question because y'all were gasping all over the place.
::)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 03, 2021, 06:40:26 PM
*Slowly pulls out enchanted fork.* Certain things aren't meant to exist....
Umm... You're an otterbadger, isn't that kind of similar?
Nope.
Quote from: Booklover on February 03, 2021, 09:58:50 AM
No excuse for doing... whatever you supposedly did.
I'm sorry! *wails*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 03, 2021, 08:42:30 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 03, 2021, 03:30:57 AM
*Looks at where Teer was even MORE suspiciously*
I'M SORRY! I know I wasn't supposed to do it, but I didn't have time to think! They were rushing my decision!
..... Okay y'know fair enough. Just don't do it again. *Stink eyes at Teer and then moves on*
*Puts a clothespin on his nose.*
Owie! /me gently puts a purple bandaid on Kade's nose
Where is the bandaid in relation to the clothespin? (as in, is it above, below, on, or what?)
Pin is ouch-ouch!
(that doesn't answer my question)
It's still on his nose, though.
No, I takded it away..
I don't recall you saying that.
So?...
I could only assume that it didn't happen.
She couldn't have put the bandaid on if the clothespin was still on Kade's nose. Therefore, it goes without saying that she took it off.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 04, 2021, 04:10:27 AM
Owie! /me gently puts a purple bandaid on Kade's nose
Aw, you're such a dearie. *Pats Infant Lass on the head.*
She is, isn't she?
But why was it purple?
Does there have to be a reason for it to be? Purple is a great colour!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2021, 12:32:36 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 04, 2021, 04:10:27 AM
Owie! /me gently puts a purple bandaid on Kade's nose
Aw, you're such a dearie. *Pats Infant Lass on the head.*
I a deea! /me bounces about happily
Does that mean dearie=idea?
Dearie.
Yums?
Yes.
*gives Lassie some crunchings and munchings ice cream*
*Rolls by on an office chair.*
Spoiler
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Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 04, 2021, 06:50:26 PM
Yes.
*gives Lassie some crunchings and munchings ice cream*
T'ankoo
Quote from: Verdauga on February 04, 2021, 07:02:37 PM
*Rolls by on an office chair.*
Spoiler
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You appear to be stealing Corn's schtick >_>
Quote from: lass of something much on February 04, 2021, 07:15:39 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 04, 2021, 06:50:26 PM
Yes.
*gives Lassie some crunchings and munchings ice cream*
T'ankoo
Y'welcome. Now. don't go getting it all over the floor and Teer's broom, see, or we'll both be in real trouble.
*Eats Teer's broom.* Problem solved.
As long as she never finds out. *binds everybeast to secrecy* No taletelling!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 04, 2021, 02:18:33 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 03, 2021, 08:42:30 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 03, 2021, 03:30:57 AM
*Looks at where Teer was even MORE suspiciously*
I'M SORRY! I know I wasn't supposed to do it, but I didn't have time to think! They were rushing my decision!
..... Okay y'know fair enough. Just don't do it again. *Stink eyes at Teer and then moves on*
Thank you! I'm sorry! It will not happen again! How can I ever thank you for your forgiveness?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2021, 08:42:15 PM
*Eats Teer's broom.* Problem solved.
*screams*
Flib did it.
*screams at Flib*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2021, 07:47:26 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 04, 2021, 07:02:37 PM
*Rolls by on an office chair.*
Spoiler
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You appear to be stealing Corn's schtick >_>
Nah. Although I did ask him to get me one too....
*is still annoyed at Flib*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 05, 2021, 02:24:25 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2021, 07:47:26 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 04, 2021, 07:02:37 PM
*Rolls by on an office chair.*
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/07d2910b88ff895d7196a57ed122710c/tenor.gif?itemid=16134266)
You appear to be stealing Corn's schtick >_>
Nah. Although I did ask him to get me one too....
I thought you got the first one.
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on January 31, 2021, 02:00:07 PM
WA....
KA-POW!
*Sends a rolling chair flying back into the topic.*
Rolly chairs are inferior to brooms.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 05, 2021, 02:39:26 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 05, 2021, 02:24:25 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2021, 07:47:26 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 04, 2021, 07:02:37 PM
*Rolls by on an office chair.*
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/07d2910b88ff895d7196a57ed122710c/tenor.gif?itemid=16134266)
You appear to be stealing Corn's schtick >_>
Nah. Although I did ask him to get me one too....
I thought you got the first one.
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on January 31, 2021, 02:00:07 PM
WA....
KA-POW!
*Sends a rolling chair flying back into the topic.*
Oh, that one was mine? Oops. *Goes to find it*
No porb.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 05, 2021, 02:44:08 AM
Rolly chairs are inferior to brooms.
Speaking of which:
*Passes Teer The Uneatable Broom.*
Enjoy.
Thanks, honeyfish! *kisses Verdauga's nose*
*Kisses Teer on the forehead*
Anything you need, darling!
*begins sweeping the floor happily*
*Rolls by, spinning slowly* Ew.
Nah, not ew.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 05, 2021, 02:59:40 AM
Thanks, honeyfish! *kisses Verdauga's nose*
First off, snot sucker.
Second off, you're only starting this again to try and fight your real OTP with Seb ^-^
Hush up, fluff ball.
/me giggling pulled Flib into her secret hideout
Hehhehehe! Tea can nae foid unins 'ere!
I like it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 05, 2021, 02:44:08 AM
Rolly chairs are inferior to brooms.
Brooms are more useful, but rolly chairs are more fun.
I prefer brooms.
They're very different, so it's hard to compare them.
Almost 170 pages.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 05, 2021, 12:53:13 AM
*screams at Flib*
y tho
Quote from: lass of something much on February 05, 2021, 03:31:44 AM
/me giggling pulled Flib into her secret hideout
Hehhehehe! Tea can nae foid unins 'ere!
Well thank you, Lassie! *looks around* What a beautiful hideout. *peeks out to see if Teer is still angry at them*
You probably shouldn't have eaten her broom.
[quote author=Kade Rivok link=topic=11815.msg871429#msg871429 date=1612471335]
*Eats Teer's broom.* Problem solved.
[/quote]
Quote from: Verdauga on February 05, 2021, 02:27:50 PM
Almost 170 pages.
Umm... Are you sure? For us it's over 170, and for you it's over 100.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 05, 2021, 04:35:01 PM
[quote author=Kade Rivok link=topic=11815.msg871429#msg871429 date=1612471335]
*Eats Teer's broom.* Problem solved.
[/quote]
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2021, 10:22:32 PM
Flib did it.
^
You did it!!!
*le zoigh (aye, Ah'm daein' bad 'iagizh tae make a point)*
I suppose that's true.
Do y'all like sauerkraut?
Mmmm, don't think I've ever had it, honestly.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 06, 2021, 03:53:14 AM
Do y'all like sauerkraut?
In general, no. However, I got some Turkish food the other day and it happened to have a bit of saurekraut, and it was actually quite tasty.
Cool. I had some about nine years ago. It wasn't great.
Oh. Fair enough.
#childhoodtrauma
Maybe? I'm not certain.
I think I tried it once and didn't like it. I'm not entirely sure, that could just be something my brain made up as an excuse so I don't have to eat it.
I don't even know if I've had it...
It's kind of funny how on school trips abroad how I was often one of the only ones to try new food, even though in some ways I'm a very picky eater (specifically: I hate potatoes).
Ye heathen.
Quote from: Booklover on February 06, 2021, 11:30:00 PM
It's kind of funny how on school trips abroad how I was often one of the only ones to try new food, even though in some ways I'm a very picky eater (specifically: I hate potatoes).
Interesting.
I love potatoes a lot.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 05, 2021, 03:32:43 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 05, 2021, 03:31:44 AM
/me giggling pulled Flib into her secret hideout
Hehhehehe! Tea can nae foid unins 'ere!
Well thank you, Lassie! *looks around* What a beautiful hideout. *peeks out to see if Teer is still angry at them*
Dada maded it! I like t'ee housesss!
*happily continues sweeping the floor*
*Continues to roll around spinning in the rolly chair* *Is careful to avoid Teer's sweeping*
The broom.
Yeah, that.
*builds a snowman in the corner*
Hmmmm....
/me flings peanuts at Kade's face from her tree hut
... *makes a bucket and rope contraption thingy and sends Lassie more amo*
*Sleeps on futon with Mr. Woofers.*
*Stands in the corner*
Isn't hot over there Russa? That's gotta be, what, 90 degrees?
Quote from: Verdauga on February 08, 2021, 09:51:20 PM
*Sleeps on futon with Mr. Woofers.*
Such a good dog.
(I love that joke!)
*Mr. Woofers smiles and yawns.*
*eats some crepes*
*Flies back into topic, riding magic broomstick*
Spoiler
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Pray pardon my long absence, I hath grown weary of Sheev topics of late (in case anyone is wondering, I am now officially a foxsquirrel
and an enchantress).
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 06, 2021, 03:53:14 AM
Do y'all like sauerkraut?
Nay, not a chance! Dost thou favor it?
Quote from: Booklover on February 04, 2021, 12:53:47 PM
Does there have to be a reason for it to be? Purple is a great colour!
Indeed, 'tis!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 23, 2021, 01:58:52 AM
No, but Flib said "we call anyone your age marm" :P
Thy age betrayeth thee, Marm. At thy age, thou art considered a full grown beast.
An enchantress. Great mackerel.
I hope you didn't steal Teer's broom for that.
Is it a cloud, a star with a gun, something that sweeps cleanly, a water nut, a fly, a reindeer, a second placed arrow, or something else?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 08, 2021, 09:48:50 PM
... *makes a bucket and rope contraption thingy and sends Lassie more amo*
/me cackles in pure joy
Quote from: lass of something much on February 08, 2021, 09:46:58 PM
/me flings peanuts at Kade's face from her tree hut
*Snaps the peanuts out of the air.* Thank you for the offering, little one.
O.O
If you're regretting giving them away, I could get you more.
Oh.
Pea.
Princess.
(that isn't the next letter, unless you have lots of princesses lining up)
Bride.
Ella.
Enchanted.
Fork.
Pin.
Needle.
Thread.
-_-
You do realise that that's really annoying when I'm on my phone and so can only see two thirds of the screen?
I posted that from my own phone actually, so yes.
Quote from: Booklover on February 10, 2021, 06:12:33 PM
You do realise that that's really annoying when I'm on my phone and so can only see two thirds of the screen?
You can minimize it so more of it is visible.
Then it's too small to read.
Heheeheheheheheheee!!
On Came Ze Meteorz.
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?
Ah, that old disaster survival game on Roblox where the double disaster of lightning and mentors was nicknamed 'spaghetti and meatballs'.
*'eadz off tae Tatooine in Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic tae foind anzozer Zith 'olocron*
Quote from: Booklover on February 11, 2021, 09:28:57 AM
Then it's too small to read.
It just takes practice, my dear child.
/me throws a peanut at Head
At whose head?
(H was in capital, it was a name, not a word)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 12, 2021, 01:17:59 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 11, 2021, 09:28:57 AM
Then it's too small to read.
It just takes practice, my dear child.
It's also inconvenient to zoom out every single time. Usually it's enough just to scroll sideways slightly so I can see most of the text (but not the names and profile pictures, but I can generally rely of signatures).
Ah, classic HIAG.
Quote from: Booklover on February 11, 2021, 08:36:17 PM
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?
Ah, that old disaster survival game on Roblox where the double disaster of lightning and mentors was nicknamed 'spaghetti and meatballs'.
Oh yeah my sisters love that one!
What do you think about it?
Quote from: Booklover on February 12, 2021, 06:22:41 PM
What do you think about it?
It would definitely be most helpful here. ^-^
*has forgotten what 'it' was* Were we talking about a horror book/film or something?
Quote from: Booklover on February 12, 2021, 09:36:58 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 12, 2021, 01:17:59 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 11, 2021, 09:28:57 AM
Then it's too small to read.
It just takes practice, my dear child.
It's also inconvenient to zoom out every single time. Usually it's enough just to scroll sideways slightly so I can see most of the text (but not the names and profile pictures, but I can generally rely of signatures).
I guess that's fair. It's become habit, for me.
:hearteyes: <--- new smiley
Ooooh, fancy! Is that for Corn and Dann?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 15, 2021, 05:17:02 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 12, 2021, 09:36:58 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 12, 2021, 01:17:59 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 11, 2021, 09:28:57 AM
Then it's too small to read.
It just takes practice, my dear child.
It's also inconvenient to zoom out every single time. Usually it's enough just to scroll sideways slightly so I can see most of the text (but not the names and profile pictures, but I can generally rely of signatures).
I guess that's fair. It's become habit, for me.
*promptly zooms out* Huh. Is it habit for me to zoom out when I see a post goes to the end of the line, but not if I don't? Or did I pick that up recently, or was that just me seeing 'zoom out' and zooming out?
:hearteyes:
*Peanut bounces off nose* Oh dear. o.o
Waka Waka Waka.
You sound like a parrot.
Or a bee. Eh eh eh? A a a? B b b? Alright, it's tenuous.
comb it over and you can smoke out some golden puns.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 15, 2021, 10:36:27 PM
You sound like a parrot.
I've always assumed it's meant to be like those DJ sounds. Y'know, when they do the thing?
Quote from: Matthias720 on February 15, 2021, 08:32:32 AM
:hearteyes: <--- new smiley
(Ohhh, coooll, though I think it needs to me smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaller)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 15, 2021, 04:09:13 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 13, 2021, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 12, 2021, 05:48:01 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 12, 2021, 01:57:34 AM
/me throws a peanut at Head
*Dodgez ze peanut, und hovlz*
/me cackles and throws another
*Airbendz ze peanut o'er at ze next pozter, zen hovlz*
/me seems to think this the funniest thing in the world
Quote from: Verdauga on February 16, 2021, 12:05:01 AM
comb it over and you can smoke out some golden puns.
Or?
That is also meant to be a pun, by the way.
Golden puns do not come out of smoke. I think you mean tarnished or smokey puns.
And I don't think gold burns.
But what about mercury puns? You'd have to planet well, but a positive reaction is possible. Wouldn't even have to be a godlike comedian to execute it well.
:giggle:
*doesn't see the joke*
*exasperated noises*
(Mercury is a planet, an element and a Roman god. So planet, reaction and godlike. If you mean the gold burning bit, I think it was meant to be something to do with smoke from something burning?)
(She knows, she was only being annoying. And yes.)
(She? Is this the alternate personality that can't be told apart on dark mode?)
Quote from: Booklover on February 16, 2021, 05:04:16 PM
And I don't think gold burns.
But what about mercury puns? You'd have to planet well, but a positive reaction is possible. Wouldn't even have to be a godlike comedian to execute it well.
But iz ziz ze real loife, or it juzt fantazy? Caught in a landzloide nay ezcape from reality...
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2021, 12:14:39 AM
(She? Is this the alternate personality that can't be told apart on dark mode?)
(Yes. She needs a name...)
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2021, 12:14:39 AM
(She? Is this the alternate personality that can't be told apart on dark mode?)
(*High fives* XD)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 17, 2021, 04:54:55 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 16, 2021, 05:04:16 PM
And I don't think gold burns.
But what about mercury puns? You'd have to planet well, but a positive reaction is possible. Wouldn't even have to be a godlike comedian to execute it well.
But iz ziz ze real loife, or it juzt fantazy? Caught in a landzloide nay ezcape from reality...
Beautiful.
Look at this tomato. Isn't it sad? He can't dance. Poor tomato.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 17, 2021, 10:04:07 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 17, 2021, 12:14:39 AM
(She? Is this the alternate personality that can't be told apart on dark mode?)
(*High fives* XD)
*screams* Lass! I realised something! O.O
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 18, 2021, 05:34:05 AM
Look at this tomato. Isn't it sad? He can't dance. Poor tomato.
I can't dance either. Is that sad?
No. Because Kade can do it for you. ;D :giggle:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 18, 2021, 05:34:05 AM
Look at this tomato. Isn't it sad? He can't dance. Poor tomato.
I can't see a tomato. Where is he (or she)?